#615: Pork Sundae

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You've heard about Robert Sala, the head coach of the Jets, right?

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Physically.

How old's your father?

Getting near 80.

I had the same reaction.

You've met my father, though.

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Wow, two breakfasts.

What a fuck a wild man.

Cut that cough out, I don't want to sound old.

All the fucking horses are running around Route 36.

Looks like an animal farm out there.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave, your place for politics-free chat.

Hey, Walt.

Hey.

And hey, Sunday Jeff.

Hello.

We got Sunday Jeff here this week.

Walt.

That's a nice.

Where's BQ?

Nice surprise, BQ.

He's out in Hollywood.

You know how he does it.

He went out to Hollywood.

Literally, Hollywood.

Hollywood.

Yeah, he's out in L.A.

Really?

He texted me a picture of when we lived out there together in our apartment, our favorite restaurant that we used to go to.

Gone?

No, it's there.

No, it's still there.

Yeah, but it made me envious.

What was the name of it?

The Griddle.

Really?

Yeah, I used to go there with Q all the time, Brian Lynch all the time.

It's like right there on Sunset Boulevard.

Speaking of sunset, is there a real restaurant called the Sunset Grill?

I heard an old song today from the 80s by Don Henley.

Good song.

It's a really good song.

It's a sad song.

But I'm like, is it a real place or was that something he just was making up?

I don't know.

I'm not aware.

I'm not familiar with it, so I'm not sure.

Okay.

Have to look it up.

You know what?

Let's cut that because if we're moving towards getting younger listeners, I should not be bringing up songs from 1984 and artists.

Oh, is that the new thing?

Yeah, you got to appear to the.

Oh, yeah.

I got some advice from some listeners, too.

Oh, all right.

I saw some as well.

Yeah, I have some advice I could read and get your feedback Sunday.

But that's the move: we're going to try to chase

some of the younger

ears that may be out of it.

You got this guy?

Yeah, I'm a kid.

According to Brian.

Oh, well, he got a nice young wife.

I mean, he knows how to do it.

Yeah, she was a listener, but he turned her

off the pod.

She won't listen off the pod.

She won't listen to me at home.

She listened to you enough at home.

I don't think she wants to listen to you on the pod.

Sunset Grill temporarily closed, but it's at 7439 Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.

It was a real place.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Looks like it.

Looks like you have to take a ride out there with Frank.

I would like to visit the Sunset Grill just because of that song.

I haven't heard that song in so long.

It's a good song.

Yeah.

Say it.

Till you get there.

What a waste.

I know this song's so sad.

So, what advice did you get then?

So, yeah, last week we were talking Sunday about

how to attract a younger audience base because we feel like we're old, so our audience must be old.

How do you get in those kids, those

that younger demographic?

I don't know if we're old, we're just different generation.

That's a good attitude, but we're old.

I don't want to say old.

You think 80s when you think old, right?

Because you used to think when you were 30, you used to think 50 was old.

Yeah, it's just a different, I mean, we're from a different era, and I've always said that before.

Like, you know, I've said that, like, how do you, like, you just don't realize what you're talking about.

You think you're always talking about to people your age.

Like, your listeners are always like, I feel that they're always like around our age, but they're not, right?

Isn't there different people?

Some are some are, but some aren't.

Some are maybe a little bit younger.

Is there older?

I mean, is there actually people that are older that you know that listen to?

I mean,

have you taken a poll to where you know, like, what your demographic is?

I've got some notifications that a lot of our older listeners are no longer with us.

Yeah, some of them are.

Come on, tell me, Steve, Dave.

But, yeah, so some of our older, older listeners are listening on the other side.

They're still listening.

That's a good place to listen.

But remember that guy he worked at the, what is it?

He worked at the library and he used to put in all the CDs.

Yeah, yeah, he sent us the

he actually sent us the CDs he burnt and put in the library.

Oh, really?

Because they never got checked out once.

Oh, man.

So they're in our showcase if you want to check them out.

If you ever come down to the general store, you can see Taylor was the guy's name.

Taylor.

He was the librarian at a senior development, like a senior community, I guess,

where people live, but they had their own library.

Yeah.

And he loved the podcast so much that he compiled the greatest hits

compilation.

He has like Tom, what was his name?

Taylor.

Taylor.

So he's got like Taylor's pick?

Well,

he just, I guess it was something, yeah, that he would recommend to some of the residents in the community, in the retirement community.

But unfortunately, it never got checked out once.

And there it is, Ginnam just brought it over to you.

That's actually pretty cool.

Yeah, it looks nice.

Yeah.

Unfortunately.

It almost looks like one of those, like, like, like IR, you know, like almost an FBI tape.

It's crazy the size of this thing.

It's nuts.

He did the artwork inside, too.

Yeah, he did.

He went all out, unfortunately.

Oh, look, he's got like theft scripts on here, too.

If you actually run out of the library with this, it's going to go off.

That's fucked up.

That's That's crazy.

But he really, really put way too much thought now.

I think so.

I mean, that's nuts.

If somebody was, if anybody had taken it, I would just have been like, just keep it.

You're doing us a favor.

So, yeah, we were talking about how to draw in the younger people.

Are you familiar with Hoctua?

Are you asking me?

No?

No.

Hoctua for you, huh?

Yeah, we're using her as our mentor right now.

So, somebody,

a fine listener, sent in an email saying, if you want to get that demographic you are chasing, here are some thoughts.

Sex sells.

You want more followers?

Get over your inhibitions.

What?

So we're turning to a porn podcast now?

You need more female content and guests.

The fan base is currently geared towards men and men only.

This needs to change exponentially.

Exponentially?

Exponentially.

Who just walked in?

Hello?

Hey, Ari, I had a question for you guys.

Yeah.

Do you guys ever need good drinking water for your business?

No, we're good.

Thank you.

Sure?

Yeah.

You got it.

All right.

Thanks.

See you later.

Get him has a place under lock and key at all times except for when we're fucking recording.

Sunday didn't lock the door.

That was my job.

He's the fucking security guard.

Now you know why you're not working there no more.

Motherfucker, your horses are running around Route 36.

Looks like the animal farm out there.

This needs to change ASAP.

Brian and Q are here, but you are not.

Oh, okay.

So we don't have any options.

Calling me out that.

So how do you think that would go?

Because I'm not chasing a female guest, so it's going to be up to either you or Q to land this guest, this female guest, to come in.

Because we have sex.

And then then we're going to talk about sex.

Yeah.

And they're going to be young, too.

And this is going to be something that you think I will flourish in, even if, like, what on earth?

Like, if you're listening to TSD and you think

that's the ticket that's going to make the show better,

you're not listening to me.

I don't know.

I really don't know what to tell you.

You've had your daughters on, right?

I mean, have you had your daughters on?

Commercials and stuff, but not all of them.

But I'm sure maybe you should bring them on and see how that goes as a nice little test to see how things go right off the bat.

They're young, right?

I mean, they're.

Yeah, there's no way on the planet that.

So they wouldn't want to come on.

No, there's no way on the planet I want them on.

There's like this.

No.

Because also, we're talking about like, you know, you have to be talk sexy and shit.

Oh, no, no, no.

That's right.

If you were to talk sexy, I just thought, you know, as far as like keeping the young, you know, getting young

thoughts out.

Because that's what the Hawk Tua girl.

Okay, so let me.

I'm sure everybody knows what I'm talking about except for somebody

Remember I'm old It was a viral video where a girl was interviewed a street interview and Some guy comes up and he goes like what's your finishing move sex-wise, you know and she goes you got to give it the old hawk to a you got to spit on that thing She goes you know, so she's talking about giving a sloppy blowjob right that took off to the point where now she has her own podcast called talk to a

she has deals in place.

She has a management team.

It's it's a whole thing.

She's

Dude, what the fuck?

Show it to.

What, so he could get

fucking distracted while we're doing a podcast.

The table's rising.

What's going on here?

Go check the door.

Make sure it's still locked.

So she just started this podcast?

So she started a podcast, and it's successful.

It's pretty successful.

She has almost 200,000 subscribers.

That's actually dismissive of me to say it's pretty successful.

Its numbers dwarf TSD.

Well, that's right.

It blows us out of the water.

Let's see if we we get to 600.

If she gets to 600, she gets to 600.

I like the way, yeah, I like that.

You got to climb up the hill, man.

I mean, I know you're on the other side of the hill a little bit.

You know, you got to get back up the other slope again.

But, you know, when you get to 650 episodes, then

let's see where you're at.

Then she's still got to prove if she's more than just like the flavor of the week.

Yeah.

You know, one shot.

I saw several

tweets or posts or whatever you call them now that it's X.

And people were saying, Hey, I'm 17.

Hey, I'm 21.

Like, we did, we do have some younger people there, but I consulted with

management, and they told me that the average age is somewhere in the mid-30s.

It's a male and mid-30s is our average demographic.

So about 20 years.

That's a lot.

But there are a lot of few.

I feel like we have a lot of females, though.

Like, every time I'm looking at Twitter or when we go on the cruises, like a lot of females come up.

They're like, I love the show.

So I don't think we're starving for for 13 percenters.

No, I don't know, yeah, I'm not sure.

I think it has to

do with

no rupp has done a study, and he's going to come on when BQ comes back.

Okay, and he talked to a lot of kids in his school about the talking points of things that they would want to hear on a podcast, and he's going to present them to us.

Oh, that's awesome!

And he's done that I want to hear, and he did uh, he did a student study, and he has the feedback, the raw numbers.

And we're going to

go over it when BQ is back on the podcast, see what he thinks, if he agrees, or if he thinks it's even realistic, that

we could

find any meat on that bone to talk about things that kids want to hear when they're listening to a podcast.

And the thing is, though, like the kids, do they want to hear it from other people like their contemporaries, or do they want to hear it from other generations 30 years their sister?

Like listening to their father.

This person emailed said it doesn't matter who's talking about it.

It's an audio thing.

So they're not like, it's not in their face that who's saying it is haggard and gray.

If the voice sounds younger.

You're talking about me.

You're talking about me, aren't you?

Is she the one that made that library?

I rented it out from my.

But I don't know if it means as much in an audio presentation.

Right.

If we did YouTube,

it would be a big difference.

Yeah.

Well, I think that helps a lot, though.

I mean, I think that video is pretty cool to have along with audio.

I don't know what it helps, though, in terms of the regular podcast, though.

When we're just doing audio, all you're seeing is three people sitting at a table, though.

Yeah, but I'm just watching.

But you do see, I mean, you do see reactions.

You see facial reactions.

I just think, I mean, obviously, if you're, you know, you just want to listen, put on some headphones, lay in bed, drive, or whatever, you can't, you know,

but I think it's pretty cool, though.

It's it's like, you know, you can see the reactions, you can see like you laughing or whatever.

You see the facial reactions, and I think that also helps out a little bit.

It's a struggle for us, in my opinion, to do that, though, because we never know when we're recording.

Oh, yeah, and I'm saying

a day or two before we do a TSD.

It's like, okay, BQ is like, I can come tomorrow at 3:30.

Okay, so now we got to get a crew down.

Well, one of the guys who was our

AV guys and get them down here to record it, get it cut, and get it up by the time it has to get up.

And BQ has said he doesn't feel like being on camera.

He's on camera all the time.

He wants to be able to come down to shovel.

Oh, poor BQ.

I'm on camera all the time.

Give me a break.

You know, but I don't.

Out there and Ellie eating pancakes.

I could see?

I could see, though, not wanting to have to, because BQ has a certain look he has to cultivate.

Right.

You know, he doesn't want to come in all disheveled and just got off the airfield.

With his hair all messy, and he can if he's just coming in and doing audio, though.

You know, he doesn't have to go through the makeup and the hair.

It would be much easier if we had like dedicated camera.

Like, it was actually a studio where there were dedicated cameras and mics and sound.

And, like, we just came in.

And you just set them up with it.

And then have to set them up.

Yeah, you sat down, you press a couple buttons, and then you're ready to go.

Oh, we could have that.

That wouldn't be.

I don't think that'd be.

It is a process, though.

But I just, I don't know if people like that more or if people just, some people might just like audio, some people might like both.

Oh my God, I can't even tell you about the amount of videos.

Or just audio.

Or just like, because we did the Let's All Go Toho the movies.

Fuck this shit.

You can't have it.

I don't like to watch videos.

I only want to listen to podcasts.

Well, that's it.

I get it.

I get it.

But oh my God, it just fucking derails all that effort you put into that episode.

Cut that cough out.

I don't want to sound old.

But

there are a certain segment who just want audio because, you know, they drive and listen.

They don't have the time to sit down at the end of the night and watch videos.

They just want to be able to listen to it on their terms and not have to and multitask when they listen.

Well, that's a tough one to do it.

Anything that you're reviewing.

You're reviewing any kind of film.

Yeah, anything that you're reviewing, some kind of film.

But I hear it all the time.

And then sometimes I'm like, all right, well, let me back off doing video then.

Then I get people who are like, no, I loved videos.

So then I'm just like being pulled in all the directions.

I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is that?

It's very difficult.

I say it's a different thing.

I don't know where it's just very, very hard.

You can't, it's just like, 100%.

I got 100% approval from everybody.

The thing I like about video, too, is that like, if we were

if we had a regular schedule where there was time to produce it and stuff, it's like we could pull up videos, we could pull up pictures, like all the stuff we talk about, you can pull it up and look at it, and then people can watch along and see.

Like, you know, if we had the Hawk Tua video, for example, you know, we could pull it up and show Sunday.

Well, Gim did want to pull it up.

He's in his own world over there.

But he doesn't, but I guess he doesn't realize, though, like to show it to Sunday just slows everything down to a sort of screeching halt.

Total silence.

I got a wrap on the hands for

condemning the pork from last week.

He got to inform Sunday about this.

Look at his thoughts on this.

Oh, is he still muted?

No, he's allowed to talk whatever he wants.

He just doesn't set up a mic for himself.

Well, fill him in.

Okay, so I walked into

the office last week, and there was, I would say, a scent, an overwhelming scent, a smell, even a stench, some might say, of pulled pork.

Dominican dish with rice.

And when I walked into the office, it's not like, I mean, they have an air filter here, but it's, you would have to have 20 air filters, I think, in order to get the smell out of the, out of the, uh,

out of the air.

And Walt was not happy about it.

Very unhappy, I would say.

Because the alternative is like, either bring in something that doesn't smell so bad, or if you're going to, just eat it over there, eat it at the restaurant.

Bloodhound over here.

I mean, look, I know he's a super smeller, but even when I walked in, I was like, wow.

Yeah, it didn't

drive me from the office, but I could understand somebody not wanting to smell that.

It's like when you're on an airplane or something, and somebody brings a smelly fucking dish in there,

you know, sardines.

So I got an email saying when it comes to eating certain foods in the office, this should be addressed with Giddem personally.

It should, it doesn't need to be addressed on air.

Hey, I didn't fucking bring it up.

You did.

Yeah, I did.

Okay?

And they're fucking yelling at me about it.

I didn't bring it up.

I was not going to bring it up.

See, to me, I think it has entertainment value.

That's why I bring it up.

It was embarrassing for him, thus, his silence.

And I'm just like,

I had told him many times before, I'd said, that shit smells like dog food.

Don't fucking

disregard it.

So he's eating fancy Cuban food?

Dominican food.

It smells like he fished it out of a dumpster, to be honest with you.

It doesn't look fancy in any way, shape, or something.

That could be a possibility.

But apparently,

this should be done on, not on Mike.

But

in my defense, I didn't bring it up.

Yeah, you didn't bring it up.

And I wasn't going to bring it up.

But once it is brought up, it's like, of course, you have to respond.

You're not going to be like, I'm not talking about that right now.

Like, what the fuck?

So it was the day they actually did the podcast that it smelled like that in the office, though, correct?

It was two seconds before.

Okay, all right.

You come in here, it smells like fucking pork Sunday in here.

Pork Sunday.

Is that a dish?

No, Sunday.

Sunday, like Sunday the day, and just like, I'm eating pork on Sunday, pork Sunday.

Is that an old-time phrase?

Or is it just something you just made up?

Just made up.

Say, now you got something.

I got a title for it.

Pork Sunday?

For this week's episode.

Say it's helpful.

I got a title for this week's episode.

There you go.

So do you.

And then I got another one that said, you would be impossible to work for.

They said about me.

It seems like a lot of people under your guidance do quite fine.

I would think so.

Yeah.

I've saved quite a few jobs from termination

in my history.

Not just here.

Multiple people have escaped the axe because of me.

Thanks, CEO.

And I'm repaid with pork.

And

the other ass clown never even said thank you.

Right.

I'll let you guess who that fucking is.

Go on, people.

Come on, Sherlocks.

Send me a fucking email.

Hey, everyone.

Yeah.

So what would you do, Sunday?

How would you appeal to the younger kids?

Now all they want to hear about is sex, they're saying.

I don't know if they want to hear it from somebody like in our age group

at this juncture of our lives.

Well, who has more experience, though?

Yeah, you want this.

Is this like a Dr.

Ruth fucking show now?

I mean, it's going to have a segment, maybe.

Somebody writes in their sex question, like, hey, I'm having trouble in the bedroom.

Yeah, and then you know what?

You'll get 20 or 30 people texting you saying, we don't like this fucking new format either.

Of course.

That's interesting that you went to the

angle that it would be helping people with problems.

Right.

See, I thought when this person said that sex sells, that they want to hear more about that, I thought they were talking more about titillation.

And

honestly, I thought they were talking about BQ.

They just want to hear BQ talk about sex.

Not us.

Not us.

That's definitely.

I have sex

many times.

This person doesn't have BQ's email.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah.

I get it.

I see right through it.

Damn.

We tried it.

Didn't we try a couple of sexy episodes?

It didn't go over too well.

And what, Sunday Jeff?

No, remember when we were strutting our stuff?

He was dressed as like a

no.

Oh, no, no.

That was that was a Halloween one.

Remember the one where it was like the sexiest, the sexiest person?

Oh, well.

Remember, he was dressed as Sunday stud.

But that's a Patreon episode.

I don't know if a lot of these people are on Patreon.

Well, they might see that.

They might say, don't do anything with sex anymore.

No, man.

What was it?

It was

Sunday stud.

Sunday stud, that's right.

Dressed as Caesar over there.

Where it was me and Sunday and Ming.

No, no, I don't think Ming was there.

No, Ming wasn't there.

Ming wasn't here this last time?

No.

It was Troy.

Troy.

And it's Tim the Records Store clerk.

Was there?

Ms.

Five was a judge, too.

Ms.

Five was a judge.

I don't know.

I think that

everything's on the table,

including pork, apparently.

It can still be on the table.

Apparently, I'm in a job.

There you go.

There's the next Sunday chef.

It'll be a whole pork after that.

So, Sunday, you're at your job.

Your boss, Mr.

Mr.

C.

Yeah.

You know, he doesn't fucking do well with pork.

And you come strutting in with that big fucking grin.

Dopey as hell.

With Cuban barbecue sauce dripping down.

You start like chowing down on it, licking your fingers.

And

what do you think?

Do you think that's appropriate to do, knowing full well?

Well, we have a lunchroom.

So right off the back, it's not all part of one big room where basically this is.

You know what?

If he wants to maybe eat it downstairs

outside?

Well, obviously he reheated it, put in the microwave.

No, no, no.

It was already heated already.

Yeah, it's the restaurant just across the street.

Why should

this be also a place where you eat, though?

Especially if you know, and you know full well this is not like he can't come with any kind of

defense of like, I didn't know, correct?

Correct?

You can't honestly say you didn't know, right?

Sounds like you need a you eat.

Yes or no?

Just shake yes or no.

You just said you didn't like the smell.

You never said, don't eat it here.

Oh, come on.

Split hairs.

No.

Well, I mean, me personally, knowing how his sniffer is, I would have probably, you know, not be like, let's say Mr.

Smith.

I know he's not going to lie.

Let's say the guy who signed your check.

Well, I would never do that stuff, anyways, in a place like that.

Okay, but I know this is difficult for you.

Hypotheticals and imagination.

I got to do it.

I'm going to do that.

I got to drop myself down a little bit.

No, you're just not good.

That's not easy for you to get into hypotheticals.

You're very like, matter of fact, like, this is the way it is, and

there is no daydreaming or no what-ifs.

But would you bring that in, knowing full well that your boss doesn't like that?

I would not do that.

I would not.

I don't see a reason how there could be a defense of that.

I also don't understand the person who doesn't want to hear him get dressed down.

It's like, isn't that what all those reality TV shows are about?

No, no, no.

Kitchen Nightmares and all that stuff.

I don't think the younger generation likes that confrontation.

Oh, they don't.

No.

I think that's just a triggering.

And it's so that's going to end too.

This is the last episode.

I'm going to do that.

Okay.

Yeah,

I'm not going to confront.

They'll never know since they're not listening.

We have 200,000 listeners.

No more confronting and putting people on the spot.

This is it.

So I'm going to get it all out today.

That's why I called you out by not being able to

answer whatever scenarios.

No, no.

He'll get a bad team.

You won't remember all this stuff.

Oh, I will.

I got a long memory.

Uh-huh.

Until you get the text.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I did come out and say that.

And I got to apologize because someone pointed out that I have used the word spaz before.

Have you?

In a sexual manner, too.

That's a new word.

Yeah, I said

if you're screwing and you don't have a spazzy face on, you're not doing it right.

I think that's funny.

But I did use the word spazzle because spazz no longer be able to be used.

Really?

Yeah, Tom.

These are all things that I'm not aware of.

Well, it's good you're able to pop in now and again.

Not that it's a word I use a lot of times, I mean, but you've never been at work and just called one of the co-workers a spazz or anything?

Usually they're called something else.

It's not spazz.

But what did it mean to you, like, growing up?

What did the word spazz mean to you?

I was just like uncoordinated.

Like, you know, like somebody like Meatball, the guy's name was Spaz and Meatballs, the one guy with the broken glasses.

What year was is that?

Again, we're trying to eradicate.

We're in the 80s.

Trying to eradicate any talk of shit that didn't happen 10 months ago.

You can't talk about anything new because there's nothing to talk about.

Oh, yeah, we can't talk about anything that just happened.

You want a war?

Can we talk about Black Friday?

Can we talk about Black Friday?

I got that in the notes.

I would like to talk about Black Friday.

Again.

Black Friday at the Tellum Steve Dave Town General Store, TSD Town General Store.

Annually, we open up at midnight, stay around till about 2 a.m., and then Tuesday.

That's on Thanksgiving night.

And then on Friday, we open at 11 again and stay here till about 6.

And people could come and meet your favorite TSD town residents.

Free pork dinner.

Come meet, get him.

Yeah.

He'll be the one with pork on his breath.

He'll be the one from here.

He'll be here from

2 a.m.

on.

come meet jimmy the hair guy he's going to be here all day friday frank five is coming down i'll be here bry is going to be here i don't know if bq is going to be here q dropped in last year yeah yeah he dropped in for i think a grand total of five minutes and then it was in and out popped his head in said there's too many people here i'm out of here and went out the door that's some life huh

wish i could do that in my work pop up my head for two minutes and get out of there so the hours are uh are we open late Friday or Thursday night?

Thursday night at midnight, right?

Is that what usually we do, or is it 11?

I can't remember.

It's usually the night.

Let's call it 11.

Call it 11.

11, we'll start and we'll stay here.

You know, we'll see what time we get out of here.

But then on Friday, officially Black Friday,

we will open at 11 a.m.

and stay open until 6.

And Sunday or Saturday, 11 to 6 again, but I don't know who will be here on Saturday.

Usually it's

very late last year.

very, very light last Saturday.

Got some

good stuff dropping, got a new hoodie and a new t-shirt.

Oh, my wife's gonna love you, she's been looking for a new hoodie, and we will be dropping those at the general store on

Thanksgiving evening at 11:30, and as well as on our website at midnight on Thanksgiving.

Nice, and it's looking very, very good that the TSD Town or the Telm Steve Dave 2024 Christmas special will drop on Black Friday.

Right now, that's the plan.

It could change, but right now, that's the plan.

And it is a very special

episode.

It is

right now, I don't know how much I want to say or give away or reveal,

but Victor and his family, the Juarez family, are going through some tough

times.

And 100% of the proceeds of the Tell'em Steve Dave 2024 Christmas episode is going to be going to the Juarez family.

100% of it.

It's not going to be on Patreon

because it's going to be only on Bandcamp.

And 100%.

Every penny is going to the Juarez family.

Every peso.

Every peso is going to the Juarez family.

And it's going to go towards a very great cause.

Every year, since I can remember, we've tried to help

people.

And the only ones that seem to be

not too.

Yeah, the goddamn orphans, man.

And we've helped orphans.

We've helped aunts, you know,

many times that we've helped aunts and who needed a pick-me-up around the holiday season, and we have been more than happy to do it.

But this time it's somebody really close to home.

it's somebody like right in our backyard and

I'm excited to help and I'm excited for people to listen to it I think it's gonna be a good one big big house Johnny Law is coming down for he's coming down for it coming down for the Christmas episode Frank Five is coming down for the Christmas episode you can't keep Frank Five away no he want he wants to permanently live in TSD town yeah yeah he wants to sell the house and come on down here come on down and live here permanently Mrs.

Five is over here.

No, I think that's the only thing holding him back right now.

Sunday, you're going to be there, right, for the Christmas episode?

Of course.

You've been on every one.

It would be

a fucking shitty Christmas to not have Sunday, Jeff.

What's a Christmas without a Jew?

That's what I've always said.

Jimmy the Hare Guy is going to be on the Christmas special.

I'll bet you he has some.

I got a very cryptic text regarding Ming's involvement this year.

Really?

Yeah.

I asked him if he was available for the night we're recording it, and this is the text I got back.

This doesn't sound like Ming.

Somebody has this phone?

Not even, hey, anything.

I said, are you free?

The date we're going to do this, it's a benefit for the Juarez family.

We'll let you know tomorrow.

I need to take care of one thing.

That's all he wrote.

And he never got back to me.

Like, tomorrow came and went.

He never got back to me.

Oh, man.

Some stuff going on with Ming, I guess.

Hey, everybody's got shit going on.

You just don't know about it.

Yeah, but it's right.

I mean, everybody's got something going on.

No matter who you are, it could be even Tom Brady's got shit going on.

Did you hear Jocelle's fucking pregnant?

Oh, yeah, baby bump.

No.

Not with Tom Brady's baby.

With her new man's baby.

Wasn't just dating for two years.

Turns out it's a different guy.

Wait a minute.

I got off track there um brady

tsd 2024 christmas really hoping it will be ready to drop on black friday

they haven't been dropping on breath uh black friday they haven't been dropping on black friday in the past because we've done a lot of video which takes a lot more time there'll be no video christmas episodes last year well last year's was a very video heavy episode where we had the presents came in everybody got picked and everything no video this year because it's not going to be on patreon exclusively on band camp We're going to see that jump again, like the one I used to love seeing that.

We would go to the next one.

But it was always audio only.

It used to be.

Yeah, it used to be.

But we're going back to basics.

I think even the gifts,

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All right.

Nothing wrong with that.

Oh, no.

I think it's

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las vegas sunday awesome awesome how many days were you there five five days in a luxurious sin city so i was in a luxurious place so what was the itinerary uh i've been there multiple times So, this time it was more of just like, we just, you know, relaxed, went to see a saw hockey game.

I went and saw the golden knights.

Who'd they play?

They play Calgary.

And, of course, I saw them win 6-0 against them.

And then I come only, I see, let's see what happened with the doubles.

When I tell you that, I mean, it's beautiful.

How much are the tickets to the Vegas Knights?

Cheap, 35 bucks.

That's not bad.

I'm going to the double game tonight.

Guess how much the tickets are?

Free.

Nine fucking bucks.

Nine dollars?

Nine dollars.

What are you going with?

Raw pee.

Free.

he goes, hey, I can get a $9 ticket.

You want to go?

I was like, sure.

Wow.

Nine dollars.

That shit ain't good in Jersey if you're selling tickets for $9.

If I told you the spectacle that they have there for their...

Oh, I know about it.

It's insane.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it was insane.

It was like watching something from like...

Yeah,

they have the burlesque girls up there.

They have this dragon that's.

Hey, that's.

Hey, you want young viewers, right?

I saw a lot of burlesque girls in Cincinnati.

But they do, it is, it's this crazy shit.

Did you still have the hawk come out and everything?

No, they got like a knight that comes out, and he's like, it's almost, you know, how the devils put the images on ice?

Well, they do that with like this kind of like beast or whatever, and the knight's like fighting them, and then they have a dragon that blows all smoke, and the eyes light up.

Shit, the devils need.

We need a fucking baphomet

to burst out of the wall, a mechanical one, a massive one, with the head the size of the 1976 Robot Kong.

Head falls off, kills 30 people.

And it just comes out.

Every time a goal is scored, the head comes out and smoke billows from the nostrils,

the mouth opens, and a gigantic, venomous green tongue fucking flips out and a fucking massive devil scream.

A comet scream.

That would be so dope.

I got to get fucking Lou Lambs on the, well, he's gone.

He's been gone for decades.

I got to get the new regime of the devils and talk to them.

But go ahead.

Sorry.

But

it was good.

I mean, it was,

we did that.

I did the Neon Museum, which shows all the older signs for all the casinos, the Blown-Up Casino.

Oh, okay.

It was pretty cool.

That sounds cool.

Yeah, it was good.

I went there last time.

There's a mob museum.

Mob?

Yeah, the Mob Museum.

Is there a mob history in Vegas?

Oh, yeah.

A big history.

Big time.

All right.

All right.

Big time.

I'm not up to stuff like you guys on your gangsters.

Yeah.

Gangstas.

60s and 70s Vegas.

What's that?

Bugsy, right?

Bugsy, yeah.

Okay, I saw that.

Yeah.

That was in Vegas?

Again, man, we got to stop.

I got to stop doing it.

I'm just as guilty as everybody bringing up.

You're talking about 76

con heads and shit.

Shit out Bugsy from 1989.

It's hard to do it.

It's like trying to only use your left hand to do everything.

Pinball Museum.

Oh, I like that.

You would have liked this place.

That's cool.

And like all original prices, too, like 25 cents.

Any gambling?

A little bit.

We don't really gamble that much now.

Plus a couple hundred bucks.

But I was there for five days.

What's your game of choice?

I usually play the slots.

I'll play like the blackjack, too, also if it's because everything out there is like 15 or 20.

I mean, the cheapest I saw is $50.

Most of it's $25 minimum hands, which is just like the blink of an eye.

I mean, I watch people just literally put out $1,000 out there, and, you know, next minute I know, I pass them 10 minutes later

down the hall, and it doesn't look like he's doing too well.

But yeah, I mean, we just like, we just hopped around, had a bunch of good, you know, a bunch of good meals, went down to Fremont Street, and that's another show.

Do you eat at the buffet?

No, there's not many of those really any around there.

They eradicated the buffets, huh?

They didn't eradicate them.

They made them to the point where they're almost like, it's ridiculous.

They're almost like $90 now to go.

They're very expensive.

The Caesars one was insane.

We were going to do the Caesars one last time I went.

It was like $90 to do the buffet.

And they only gave you like a two-hour window, I guess, to eat.

Because you probably have people like that.

I know somebody who could get their $90 worth in an hour.

That's why they only give you a two-hour limit.

In an hour.

You don't even need to.

He'll shut you down in an hour, motherfucker.

Oh, you want to charge me $90?

Like pieces of sand stuck to the back of the wall, all food all over the place.

He'll go back in the bathroom and fucking get another hour's worth out of you.

Stick his finger down his throat.

Come back in, just keep on shoveling it in.

All right, get him and shit on the walls.

You'll know I was here in eight.

You'll never forget this face, motherfucker.

What else do we do?

Okay.

Enjoy the buffet.

Did you fly out there?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, how is that?

You're a good flyer?

Oh, yeah.

I'm a good flyer.

Well, how's your honey?

Is she okay, fine?

Is she in the middle?

She doesn't like takeoffs.

Oh, no.

Who does?

I do.

You do?

Because I took like

a shot.

I think anybody who likes takeoffs or a psychopath.

I love.

Yeah, it's like takeoffs and lighting is what you got to to worry about the most

i like to fly i was pilot so i mean i threw it because i was born to fly i was just like you are a corner

i really thought i was born to fly born to ride

oh what else they do oh we drank at this point and again i'm using motherfucker a lot because i think that's what kids like they do like cursing a lot yeah especially mf or i've been told i heard that uh that kids don't like the the younger kids they're they're they're not into the sex stuff yes right but they don't they don't have a problem with blue language, though.

Okay.

Fuck it.

I don't even think they like to get called blue language.

That even sounds old now that I think about it.

Right?

But I don't know if anybody's referred to cursing as blue language.

Do you know anything about what they want?

I would just continue on the format that you're on.

No.

No,

that only leads to death, Sunday.

Got to cut like Madonna.

She's always reinventing herself.

Bowie, he never fucking took the easy road.

He was always changing things up, a chameleon.

Okay.

All right, back to Vegas.

Oh, yeah.

Went to this bar, one of the very first bars in Vegas.

If it wasn't the first bar, it was called the Atomic Cafe.

You drink?

Yeah, we went there and had a drink.

You had a drink?

Yeah, a couple of people.

You told me you only drink once a year.

I don't drink once a year.

Every now and then, if I go out to dinner, a nice dinner or whatever, I have a beer.

A beer.

Not like this fucking guy where you come in and there's a fucking cans all over the floor and you're just like he's just, you know, I mean,

socially.

It's it's it's peer pressure.

You're in Vegas, you think you got a drink.

I understand.

You know, you what drugs did you do?

Let's see, I did a speed ball.

No drugs.

But it was a pretty cool place because the history of it is back in the day, they called it Tommy Cafe because they used to watch

the bombs going on,

which is pretty cool.

And actually, the guy that was the bartender there, he was actually from New Jersey.

So we were talking to him.

Well, I mean, the guy's from, I mean, he lives in Vegas, but he's just like, he asked, you know, how most people, maybe not in Texas, you know, tell him Steve Dave Town's like, where are you from, buddy?

I lie.

You know, I lie.

And everybody asks me where I'm from.

I never say where I'm from.

Trying to get my phone number.

I'm from Utah.

Trying to get my social security number, I think.

That's what my mom told me.

You never give anybody where you came from to no good.

He belongs in a pot.

He belongs in a pot of someplace.

He belongs in a range of

people.

He's like in a trailer out in the desert looking for UFOs.

His brain should be examined.

It should be fucking for science.

Donate your brain for science.

Five days, though, huh?

Yeah, it was a stretch.

Was there a day of travel on either end, or is that five days?

No, we left.

Let's see, we left early, so we left Sunday at like

seven o'clock.

Wait a minute.

You left Sunday, so you didn't go to work on Sunday?

Nope.

Took some room.

Wow.

I'm allowed one Sunday.

What did you say about that?

What the powers be say about that?

I got a lot.

But yeah, we got there.

But I'm saying there's three-hour difference.

So you get there early.

So you get to eat breakfast twice.

I eat breakfast here and I ate breakfast there.

Wow, two breakfasts.

What a fuck a wild man.

That's what I want.

I got to get to Cin City.

Two fucking breakfasts.

By the time you get to Cin City, it'll be next week with your fucking bus.

The only thing I know like is they're getting ready to do another F1 race out there.

So they blocked all of the Bellagio fountains and everything.

They have these grandstands

all over Vegas.

What's that for?

It's a race.

It's like you ever see those almost like those indie kind of car looks.

Oh, it's a car race.

Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was a car or something.

No, so they close, I guess they close Vegas for how many days the race is because then it goes like down Las Vegas Boulevard and then goes around or whatever.

But they have all these, and it's insane.

Like, how do you put this stuff up and then take it down?

I mean, it's like huge.

I mean, these grandstands are like, it looks like you took a section of Met Life and just put it on the street.

And then they put it up and they take it down within, you know, this is the second race this year already.

They had one already this year.

But I mean, being a tourist, like if you were a tourist and you were just going to Vegas for the first time and you weren't able to see a lot of this stuff, I'd be pretty pissed, you know?

But it brings a lot of money into the town, I guess.

And did not go to the sphere, right?

Did not go to the sphere.

I didn't go to the sphere.

The sphere was $100 to go in for that, for their,

you know, it's almost like soaring.

You ever been to, like, it's kind of like, I guess, would be like.

Did you see the outside of it?

As you get closer to it, you really can't see anything.

You really have to be from a distance.

Like, you really can't see.

Like, I don't,

it's almost to the point where you could, like, see through it.

It almost looks like...

Like, it's almost like a mesh on the outside, and then you could actually see a bit of the dome, the structure inside as you get closer.

We went up to it, but I'm saying.

I think the Eagles were there doing a residency.

For a little bit.

They weren't there when I was there.

I mean, Santana's there, but he wasn't playing at the sphere.

He's the only person that I think I would have wanted to see.

We didn't get a chance to see

a show out there.

I wanted to go see Pennatella again, but the tickets were gone.

Did they still sell out, huh?

It was late.

It was just like we didn't, by the time we could have still got tickets, but by the time if you take that, you know, the transportation over there, it would have been cutting it close.

Do you need to go back or do you think you've had your fill of it?

I don't need to go back now for a while.

I mean, the only reason I went is I got a really good deal in a room.

I mean, I got comp for five days, so it was beautiful.

Oh, you got a free room for five days?

Yeah.

Oh, that's excellent.

Oh, yeah.

Well, now you know.

Stayed at the Paris.

That's the way you fly.

That's the way you travel free.

Yeah.

Stayed at the Paris.

The Paris.

You fell a Q going out there.

Did you?

Yeah, no, it was really nice, though.

We had a nice time with you.

I'm sorry, but Q would have had three breakfasts.

Not everybody can be Q.

That's right.

right.

Two's enough for me.

It was nice.

What else did I do out there?

Nothing unusual happened, though?

No.

No.

I mean, we went to, like, we want to, we wound up, you know, we like skipped like all the different casinos, but we went to the Mandalay Bay, and I didn't realize they changed the floors for where the shooting was.

It goes from like the floor that it happened on was like the 30-something floor.

I think it was maybe 37 or whatever.

Stupid!

Stupid!

We're on that shit.

Fuck, we put the youth to shame.

No fucking 20-year-old's going to hop on that quicker than that.

Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

Oh, they don't.

But they changed the floors into the 50s.

It's weird.

I wonder why 50s.

So you're saying there's floors missing now?

They re-numbered the floors.

It goes like one to something, and then

20 to whatever, and then it would be 30 to whatever.

And then it's in the 50s.

So, there's no 40s.

No, it's but I'm saying it's the

I don't think it's that high, anyways.

I think it only goes up.

It was like the last section of floors, but all of a sudden it jumps from like the 30s, and then it'll go from 50.

I think it's either 50s.

There's no 40s, right?

But I'm saying there's no 40s, anyways.

It doesn't exist on the building.

Okay, this is sounding so similar to the fucking mini golf story.

No,

I think there's only there was only 39 or 40 floors at all

in Mandalay Bay, but I'm saying they renumbered the floors.

They renumbered the floors In the 50s, they should be in the 40s, though.

No, they should be.

No, they should be in the 30s, like they're supposed to be.

But they didn't, for whatever reason, they changed the floor numbers to 50s, which I don't understand why the 50s.

And it was just weird.

Did you ask anybody?

No.

I'm sure that's a touchy subject.

It's not my business.

That's talking chatty bartender.

Yeah.

It's like, hey,

oh, where's my room?

I'm looking for 38.

Jersey Jeff, we don't talk about that.

They just don't

know.

It's your social security number.

Here's a pass for a fourth breakfast.

Keep your mouth shut.

Stop asking questions.

Can I have a fifth one so I can beat you even more?

But it's uh, I'm sure it was eerie.

I wanted to go up there, but that's where you want to go?

That's not why I went there.

I know you'd want to go up to the floor where the mask was shooting at?

I would just think it's it's like eerie just to be up there and just like, well, there's people on the floor.

The floor's open.

It's not like it's closed off.

I just can't.

Wow.

To me, that's surprising that, like, out of all there is to do in Vegas, you're like, let's go to one of the.

Well, I can.

This is my fourth time there, so I've done a lot of stuff.

So it's not like...

Like, what would you do?

I want to watch TV.

No, I wouldn't want to watch TV, but yeah.

You know where I ate a lot?

Where?

Denny's.

Denny's.

That's one place you don't have to worry about Denny's ever going out of business.

This was the busiest fucking Denny's I've ever seen in my life.

When I tell you, I had to wait an hour to get into Denny's.

And there's multiple.

The reason I think they do so well is because of the prices.

Yeah.

You know what?

To be, I don't know if anybody knows this, but

I don't know if it's going to knock anybody for a loop, but I'm not really a Denny's guy anymore.

It's been a long time since I.

Dude, I'm knocked for a loop.

Yeah.

The last

year since I've been in a Denny's.

He's killing me around.

He's got to drive like $500.

He's got to drive an hour and a half to go to a Denny's.

The quality of the dish that I love there

became so poor that I decided I just could not go back there anymore.

Or did it smell like pork when you walk in?

It was grilled chicken, and

it was just so bad.

Piece of the sack?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Sack chicken.

And I haven't gone back in so long.

I know people think that I'm a Denny's guy, but I'm really not.

It's Friendly's and Red Robin.

And Red Robin.

Yeah.

Other than that.

Friendly's isn't easy to find.

Friendly's isn't easy.

I was there last night.

It was a two-hour fucking endeavor, but we got to.

What does that tell you?

What does that tell you about?

It's like, oh, yeah, this town got a friendly.

What?

That's the Denny's?

What?

Red Robin?

Yeah, we want Red Robin.

It's one hour there, and it's one hour back of traveling.

Too much.

That's a long stretch.

Your daughter go with you?

Yeah.

She wanted to go.

That's why you went.

Have you ever been to Vegas?

I know you've been to Vegas.

I've been to Vegas once.

We drove through it with me and Brian.

And the only thing I remember about it was I went to a massive,

what's that sporting goods store?

Fish and Ale?

Or Fish and Bass?

Or

bass pro.

I don't know.

It's a massive sporting goods store.

There's Cabela's and there's a bass pro shop.

It has a pool in it with fish in it.

It's probably either Bass Pro shops or Cabela's.

Yeah,

I was not a gambler back then when we did it.

And

I remember

we had an hour in Vegas, and we separated.

It was like 11 o'clock in the morning, and I remember sitting

at a table, and LeBron James signed with the Miami Heat.

That's how long ago it was.

That was the big news on the TV.

Is that too old to talk about right now?

Should I be mentioning that?

LeBron James is still relevant, right?

He's still playing.

He's still playing, right?

So I ain't talking about a retired player.

No, I'm talking about Ken Kong's robotic head.

Yeah.

76.

LeBron, yeah, LeBron's the name people can't.

It's unavoidable.

You're going to bring up shit that's just old.

You just can't.

It's just part of who you are.

No, I want to get a zap collar every time I say something that's

old.

That's a pre-90.

Yeah, I want someone to zap me.

Not get him because I know I'll be fucking dead.

Yeah, exactly.

I'll I'll have no fucking hair

by the time the end of the show is.

Yeah, we had a good time doing that.

That's good.

Surprised a little bit.

You need that.

Where are you ready to refresh?

Where you're like, I can't wait to get back home and get ready to go.

I should never get off the plane.

I should have just fucking stowed away underneath the aircraft someplace and taken me off.

You don't get homesick?

You're like, man, I can't wait to get back.

No, I don't get homesick.

Really?

Yeah.

It's just nice, just like being able to not being forced to wake up to go to work and just, you know, go in when you want.

Kind of like your job.

That's what I'm looking for.

You guys hire it?

You want a responsible guy to come in?

You have all your places smelling like fucking pork all the time.

Yeah, would you eat only the most inoffensive lunches?

I wouldn't even eat here.

No?

That's really all you need.

That's all I'm looking for.

That's on the resume.

We'll eat lunch out of office.

When can you start?

And don't drain any appendages.

What?

He's constantly fucking taking a needle.

I thought you were talking about something else.

I thought you were talking about draining something else.

Seeing him on a couch.

No, but he has to drain.

It's like a walking cyst.

Yeah, we have to drain a cyst or a lump.

You know, I would prefer you do that, you know, maybe some on your own time?

Yeah.

Take a break, take 15.

I'll be back in.

Do it in your car.

Come back.

It's all yellow lunch in the car, drain your cyst in the car.

Yeah.

Fucking yellow goo dripping down the glass.

It's ridiculous.

Yeah, we had a good time, though.

Good.

It was nice out there.

Good to hear.

You deserve it.

No one works harder than you do.

He is a hard worker, this guy.

Let's see here.

I've been told from the Powers of Bee that this is the last time this year we're going to have four ads in one episode.

I was happy to hear that.

Is that normally

usually supposed to be two, but for some reason recently, I guess people have been buying stuff.

Well, did you?

So we've got more and more ads.

So obviously you got a lot of people buying stuff and listening.

Do they pay for the ads?

Oh, yeah.

Really good.

It's been a while.

Really?

Yeah.

All right.

I'll remind her.

You're cutting them off.

She mentioned it just the other day, so I'll have to ask her.

We should be having some money coming to us, man.

Yeah.

Get on her about that.

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Lounge?

Lounge, yeah, lounging around.

Lounging in your loungewear.

That's what TSD Town needs.

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I worked everyone to the bone.

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Oh, really?

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There's no like

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Oh, man.

Yeah.

That's a shitty hand.

I don't think, and I don't think at this stage of my life, I don't think there's any reason to even explore.

Well, what about those Kim Kardashian?

Yeah,

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There's even more sexualized ads.

Adam and Eve wasn't.

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So we do tell us there's a lot of sex on here already.

You gotta got a lot of people investing some time.

Yeah, what do people like more than that, right?

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I think you gave Blue Chew to Teddy over there.

He's going nuts.

As soon as you talked about Blue Chew, he's

you got to hit the CH in that Sunday.

Didn't sound like you said Blue Chew.

Blue Jew?

That's my own brand.

I don't need to be autician.

Come on, get some blue jewel.

Sunday, I know you've got a cat.

I just got a new kitten yesterday.

What's the name?

Sassy.

Sassy.

Who named it?

Sage.

Because Sage thinks that she's sassy, so she figured the kitten should be named Sassy, too.

We got it over in Redbank at Fins and Feathers.

This is a

pet store.

Yeah.

It's been there for years.

Forever.

It smells like it's unbelievable.

Have you ever been in there?

I have been in there, but when you walk in there,

you have an expectation.

You cannot expect it to not smell like a pet store.

To not smell like a pet store.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

You can't.

I mean,

an office.

Yeah.

You don't want it to smell like shit.

You don't want it to smell like dog.

Like a Cuban restaurant?

A pet store?

Come on.

Yeah, I guess you got to smell it.

You got to give them a break if it smells like a pet store.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

But they had a deal with the local shelter, so they were like offloading these kittens that they got from the shelter because I guess the shelter has been like going through some upheaval, and they also had a fire recently.

Only one cat died, though, out of the whole place.

It was like a dryer caught on fire, and out of the whole place, only one cat died.

Which was unfortunate for the cat, but fortunate for the rest of the animals.

And he said that this was the last of the litter, just like Norm, just like the dog.

It was the last of the litter.

Mary Beth and Sage saw the cat, and that was it.

So

that's all she wrote.

The other cat's cool.

I like

two other cats, yeah.

One that never comes out.

Three cats and a dog.

That's my other cat.

That's my cat.

But I'm saying the one that always gets mad at you if you stop petting it.

The black one.

Yeah.

I didn't tell you to stop, motherfucker.

But I was like, so we bring her home.

And it's weird because,

okay, so you're in it.

She's in a cage at the store.

And they take her out and they put her in a cardboard box, you know, to carry her in, like one of those little carriers.

Fucking, like to go Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, pretty much.

We get her home.

She meets Norm.

She's hissing.

She meets Salem.

She's hissing.

And then within, yeah, that little like,

and then within, I would say,

two hours, she's playing with the dog.

She's lying on the bed with the cat.

She's messing around.

She's playing.

And then she takes a nap, just like lies on the bed and takes a nap.

And I'm like, cats have some balls because if somebody came and plucked me out of my house, like blindfolded me, brought me to another house, put me with people that I thought might be aggressive and are way bigger than me, I don't think the first thing I'd think to do is take a nap.

You know, but this is.

How old's the kitten?

Was born on September 1st.

Yeah, so a little bit better than about two months and a week or so.

Yeah, cats, I don't know.

Some cats adapt well.

Some Some cats, I guess, just don't want to, you know.

My cat's weird too.

My cat just she'll come out when I'm in the room

and and she'll she'll never like I leave the door open, she will never ever cross the threshold of that door.

It's like it's it's like there's an invisible shield.

No, like she was staying in my daughter's room.

Like she always goes in my daughter's room.

She hangs on under the bed.

But like, you know, if I go in there, the cat will come out.

She wants to get patched.

She wants attention or whatever.

And I try.

Like, I mean, I try like putting some some toys out there and trying to get her.

She'll just like go right to the edge and she'll turn around.

And she's like, she's very

skittish.

Like, as soon as she hears, like, any kind of sudden little noise, she'll just dart right under the bed.

I mean, she's, she's the runt of the litter, too.

She's really small.

She still looks like a kitten.

She's not going to grow any bigger.

But, you know, I try.

And then, you know, I bring her out in the living room.

And then she does like this little scurry walk, like the, you know, all the way around.

And she'll walk almost like a mouse.

Then she's like, she'll stay on the corner.

She stays like, she won't walk in the middle of the room.

It's fucking weird.

I never had a cat like that.

But she's, I mean, she's a good cat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean,

yeah, I was hesitant with this cat because I was like, I told Mary Beth, I was like, but our pet balance seems perfect right now.

Well, now you got

four animals?

Four animals, yeah.

Three cats.

Well, the two cats are like, you know, they're 10 years old now.

So like, you know, they're well adjusted.

And,

and

the dog is like, he's.

He's like my cat.

I couldn't ask for a better dog.

He's so well-behaved.

We can put him outside.

He doesn't run off the property or anything.

He's just a good dog.

He's smart.

He knows a bunch of tricks.

Does he come out now, too?

Is he still...

Oh, no, he comes.

Well, he's still timid around strangers.

Like, we take him to my parents' house sometimes, and he loves Pam and Edgar.

He loves my sister.

But then we brought him over for Halloween the other day, and like my niece is there, and a couple other people that he's not familiar with.

So he gets very timid around.

He wouldn't get out of the car because he saw a scarecrow in Pam's yard for Halloween.

So, now he's a guard dog, is what you're saying.

No, no, you don't want him for a guard dog.

He's not that guy.

I was wondering, well, I saw this, I saw this picture, and I know that you want to live forever.

That's one of yours.

Oh, come on.

Okay.

Fuck it.

I don't know what to say.

I had a fucking article and I was going to show it to you.

It's a woman lives to 107 despite a four-inch horn growing out of her head.

And I don't know if it's my iPad.

Oh, wait, here we go.

Here we go.

You might be in good shape.

You got one growing out of your elbow.

So I'm like, is it worth it?

Like, would you rather die at 100 or 107 if that's how old you look and you got a horn growing out of your head?

Oh, my God.

That's a legitimate horn.

That looks like a horn from a billy goat.

Yeah.

Whew.

What?

At that point, though, it doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

107?

Am I still.

At what point does it matter that horns growing out of your head, like age-wise?

Because I definitely let things go.

As you get older, you're like, I'm not going to get Botox for my wrinkles around my eyes.

I'm not going to do any of that shit.

But if a horn started growing up,

exactly.

As soon as it got to a little fucking nub, a bump, you'd be like, I'm going.

It's like, yeah, yeah.

Now it's starting to grow branches.

You look like a fucking tree.

I think

late 60s horn starts.

I don't think society expects you to do anything about it.

I think

late 60s, huh?

Yeah, I think society accepts that you don't have to do anything about it.

That's your call, and everybody's okay with it.

I disagree.

I disagree.

I think seeing a person with a horn in public, I'd be like, what the fuck?

Go home.

Get out of here.

Why?

What's the

big deal, though?

Well, it's really unsightly.

It's just weird.

But how?

I don't know.

How was the bone?

She's a 107-year-old woman from China named Chen.

Maybe that's the issue that he has to take care of.

He's got to get Grandma Chennai.

He's a swoon removal situated before he could confirm if he's going to be at the Christmas episode.

Ama Chen.

She said that, well, they said that she's

an unexpected star on the Chinese version of TikTok.

Well, that's what I was going to say.

You could blow up with your horn.

You know how many horny jokes you can make?

Oh, tons.

Blue Chew could hire you.

Oh, my God.

Adam and Eve.

The podcast would triple its listenership.

If only one of us could grow a horn.

If one of us had a horn growing out of their forehead.

Okay, it's called.

And then back off it and just like embraced it.

Right.

I hope it's not me.

I hope it's Q.

Can't keep shining this brightly.

He needs a horn

to form.

Doctors identified the growth as a cutaneous horn often associated with prolonged sun exposure.

While generally benign, experts advise monitoring such growths due to a slight risk of malignancy.

I mean, at her age, though, does it matter?

It doesn't, man.

Like,

I just wonder, like, 107, definitely, you're like, doesn't matter.

But at what age,

just at what age am I going to stop caring about my physical appearance altogether?

It would appear 56,

but I swear it's not.

Challenge TC.