#593: Hot Towel

Can I admit something right here, right now?

Sure.

I'm addicted to micro-modal.

Don't do it, don't get interaction, don't get interactions.

So anyway, OJ's dead.

Yeah, OJ, another one in hell, huh?

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

I look around the table and who do I see?

I see Walt Flanagan.

I'm here.

He's here.

I see BQ.

Hello, hello.

BQ's here.

See, get him, but, you know.

Still, you know, still on right.

Yeah.

So, uh, well, I'm glad you brought up King Kong because I have some

daddy-daughter time this weekend.

Okay.

Coming up.

Mary Beth is going to a baby shower in Ohio.

Okay.

So I got a couple days wife-free.

Okay.

Just me, man, on the loose with the kid.

So not just you, man.

Not just Frillier.

Till Monday.

How are you going to see Ace Fairley?

I'm going to drop her off at her mom's house.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry.

Ain't going to stop me from rocking.

I thought maybe Sage was coming to see Ace Frilly.

I don't know.

Paint her face up and stuff.

I mean, she could.

I could bring her.

Who Ace Freeley playing?

I don't even know.

Playing up in somewhere around Rahway, I think.

Oh, that's too far.

Yeah, somewhere.

Yeah, it's not too far, like 45 minutes from here.

Not too bad.

But now I hear you guys talking, and I have a decision to make because I was going to take her to the movies, and I couldn't decide between King Kong versus Godzilla or Ghostbusters.

Well, we started talking before about, I asked Walter before we started recording, so it wasn't that much of a conversation yet, if you had seen the new King Kong.

You have?

I have.

You got the same look on your face that I had on my face.

It was something, something else.

Any positives you could discuss?

Kiss.

Kiss, you like kiss?

It's been a long time coming to combine Godzilla, King Kong, Kaijus with Kiss.

Sure.

And

I'll just leave it at that.

That was the high point.

And

I had to see it twice.

Why?

Within like a couple days, because

my brother-in-law, who I had no idea was a gigantic Kiss fan, I mean, I'm sorry, Godzilla fan, texted my wife and was like, would Walter want to go see Godzilla with me?

kind of like sad because I really don't ever talk to the guy.

I mean, I mean, it's been so long since.

He's a friend.

Wait, older brother or younger brother?

Her older brother.

Older brother.

Oh, okay.

So I had no idea he even liked Kiss.

He lives kind of far away.

I keep saying Kiss, but Kiss on the Brain, man.

Yeah.

And so I was like,

I just saw it, but I'll go again if he really wants to go.

And like, he was like, all right, I'm coming down tonight.

Oh, my God.

So I was like, all right.

Well, so I had to go see it twice.

And

second time around, yeah, I thought maybe I had missed something, but

I didn't mind every moment that they were fighting.

You know, the fighting was fun.

It is fun, but at a certain point,

do you need to see

the aftermath of such destruction?

Wouldn't it be interesting?

It's so mindless and pointless, and there are no ramifications to

destroying cities.

Everybody's just kind of like, yay, Kazilla!

Yay, King Kong.

And then they try to like, they're like literally decades,

you know, before that life will be back to normal for anybody in every city.

And every aspect because all the mourning that'll have to go on and all the funerals.

And it's just nuts how it's kind of crazy.

Like it's become literally a gigantic cartoon.

Yeah, and then it's just like, why.

Also, how many monster titans they call them?

How many are there?

A lot.

And why do they only care about King Kong versus Godzilla?

The woman was like, everything will be okay.

Godzilla and King, as long as they don't see each other, everything's going to be fine.

But then it cuts to Godzilla fighting a giant crab and destroying a city, Rome.

And I'm like, why the fuck do they not care about the giant crab?

How is this fine?

Yeah, because

I think the giant crab is such a lightweight compared to Godzilla, they realize the damage will be minimal.

Destroyed the Vatican, man.

Some would say that's minimal.

But there's

like King Kong versus versus Godzilla is going to take, that could take days.

Okay.

And that could destroy like continents.

Sure.

Where Godzilla fighting that crab is like, okay, it took him 10 seconds.

Still.

No interest in the crab, though.

You're going to tell me zero interest in the crab?

Don't even name the crab.

He's a crustacean.

Oh, he doesn't even have a name?

There was a crab in the original kaiju universe, Ibra.

Ibrah.

So I thought there was like a nod to

an old kaiju from the 60s.

Are all these monsters recently awakened or something?

Is that why?

Yeah, they keep getting awakened by an SOS being sent from Hollow Earth by

a lost tribe.

I see.

Dude, it's so crazy.

Like, she goes up to this conspiracy theorist, knocks on his door, and she's like, I need you to look at this graph and tell me what this is.

And he's like, within two minutes, he's like, it's an SOS

from Hollow Earth.

And then they go to Hollow Earth, but they don't go go to Hollow Earth.

They were going there already.

So it's like, why did they bother including this character?

Why did they bring him?

Like, they were going, like, nothing he, no information he provided was helpful to them whatsoever.

And they brought him to Hollow Earth.

By the way, Hollow Earth has a sub-Hollow Earth.

That was my favorite part.

Like, it's like they're in Hollow Earth, and then it's like the basement of Hollow Earth.

Like, he breaks through the ground and it says subterranean lair on Hollow Earth.

I'm like, Jesus Christ, man.

But Q is leaving out an important aspect of that character, though.

That conspiracy theorist is also a podcaster.

Oh, yeah.

Is the crab?

You tell me that's not interesting?

Oh, my God.

This is the crab attacking?

Yeah.

That should get well, I guess on a lighter news day, you're right.

Yeah.

Like, if it was just Godzilla and King Kong.

Look at this shit.

But I wondered out loud to get him.

I said, why on earth

aren't scientists knocking at the general store and asking us to look at important graphs?

And

podcasters.

We're real podcasters.

That guy's just an actor.

Yeah.

Few have been in the game as long as us.

Yeah, we have not had one guy come to the door.

Oh, that's pretty funny, man.

Oh, and now like Godzilla can jump and he's like,

he looks ninja.

He moves, yeah.

Like he doesn't weigh a billion tons.

No, he runs.

He sprints.

Oh, bro.

He sprints.

Crap.

Yeah, you know, know, I like the fights, but to me, I'm just like, just do two hours of fights.

Like, I don't, like, we don't need the human stuff.

But then it's just wrestling, though.

I don't like wrestling.

I know you like wrestling.

Yeah.

If you're going to make this type movie, like, Godzilla Minus One is so great, I don't agree with it in that.

But who the fuck cares about the mommy-daughter relationship in this?

I couldn't find anybody that cared about the mommy-daughter relationship, and I asked around.

Took a poll outside of the city.

After people were leaving the theater, I looked at each other.

There's two comedic sidekicks.

Like, not one, two.

So they're always like out whacking each other.

And like, when you're introduced to him, like, oh man, he hits play on the fucking tape.

Of course, it's a tape deck.

Puts the tape and hits play.

Whatever song saw it.

That wasn't Kiss at first, was it?

Like, Kiss was when he was fluent.

No, Twilight Zone.

Twilight Zone.

I'm Golden Earring.

Golden Earring.

And he fucking, dude, he's like, all right, I'm a Kong Daisy Australian for some reason.

All right, it's Kong.

I'm his dentist.

He's got a bad tooth.

So he hits play in the rock and roll song, right?

He's wearing a fucking, he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Yeah, that cargo short.

And he's like, all right, we're going to get this tooth out.

And he goes down.

He's singing while he's fucking ziplining to Godzilla's, King Kong's mouth.

Fucking puts a cable around the tooth.

Oh, yeah, this bad boy needs to come out.

And then they fucking pull the tooth the entire time.

He's rocking.

And he's just like, oh, my God.

And then every time the guy does anything in the movie, he hits play on a song.

so-that's him.

There he is, changing the fucking.

Oh, that's him.

Oh, okay.

It's like Ace Ventura is a fucking

rock and roll dentist.

Yeah, thumbs up.

So at a certain point, Kong gets frostbitten.

His hand becomes, I guess, damaged.

Well, Godzilla has a brother.

Yeah, I don't know why you're thinking that he was, that there's another Titan that's been, that's somehow blood to Godzilla?

Well, they said that

that Ice one watched the underground, didn't they?

I thought that maybe I missed a subtle thing, but I thought like Godzilla watched the top earth and that thing watched.

So I just assumed they were

and they look kind of the same.

You know what I mean?

Like their designs were kind of.

I just wanted to have a brother, man.

But so there's a robotic exoskeleton hand.

Project Powerhouse.

That is

down in the hollow Earth that they can go get.

So the

Aussie vet goes and gets the hand.

And while he's getting the hand put on, like

on Kong, I was made for loving you kicks in.

And I'm like, yeah,

I'm fucking stand up and I'm fucking banging my head.

And then I'm like, this is not really appropriate for the scene that's going on.

I kind of go, I want to overlook it, but yet I still can't.

I'm like, why kiss?

Why I was made for loving you?

And why in this particular scene?

It makes no sense.

That's the creature I believe to be Godzilla's brother.

With this other ape guy riding it, evil ape.

And they have completely, utterly made

these creatures that are supposed to be gigantic, completely remove that feeling of that they're gigantic.

Now, now they be, they're all so.

There's no scale.

Yeah, there's no scale.

There's no scale.

Oh, what you just saw there, Brian.

So what they did is he had a prototype handmade, Project Powerhouse, and they stored it.

That's the only prototype in the world.

And for some reason, it has medication that cures Frostbite.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

That's handy.

We don't know how long the glove has been down there in storage, but the medicine still works.

Everything still works.

Who's that black guy?

That's the podcast actor.

I like that dude, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Listen.

I've seen him in other stuff.

Yeah, you can't hold any of the actors responsible.

But the movie doesn't care about them.

So it's like, you don't care about them.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, just let me see the fights.

So, this movie's been made a thousand times then.

With

the wacky hijinks of the

crew, like the oddball.

I know you don't like that.

The oddball crew put together.

Yeah, that's a fight.

That's how to make it work.

It's all this.

You know, yeah, the

have-nots and

the people, the cast-offs, and they can't get any job done.

They can't get any together.

They can get any job done.

In this case, when they go to

Hollow Earth facility, where you're assuming that they're giving it the best in the brief, I mean, it's the Hollow Earth laboratory.

Like, it's got to be the most fucking prized job in science.

And there's a guy there with long hair and a fucking bucket cap hitting golf balls into cups.

And another guy's like, Pretty quiet down here in Kongland today.

And the woman's like, Every day's quiet down here.

And you're like, you guys are in uncharted territory.

Don't you care?

Like, you know what I mean?

I think in the real world, we could see instances where that exists, though.

The wacky, fucking, carefree scientists, you know, that let out fucking COVID fucking onto the world.

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt with cinnamon tapes.

Bucket hat.

Rock it out.

I was made for loving you all.

Fucking a deadly germ fucking walks out the front door.

There he is.

Did I lie?

Oh, yeah, there is.

He's putting

a disease bat just flies out and opened the door behind him.

What was that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Turn it on, man.

Do, do, do, do, do.

Dude, where'd you get that shirt?

Yeah, that's it.

That's area, uncharted area detected.

Like, it's just,

it's so funny.

I had such low expectations.

I wasn't even, I wasn't annoyed.

I wasn't angry.

I was just like,

I knew it.

So it was a, you have to go into it like that, or else you, you know, you could be devastated.

So you knew going in the second time,

the second time.

I've got nothing to look forward to.

It was a chore to keep my eyes open.

I was falling asleep, and I know he looked over at me at one point, and I looked over, and I was like, oh, shit, does he see me?

He's falling asleep because I don't want to fall asleep because

I didn't want to tell him that I had seen it already.

I thought that was kind of rude, so I just pretended I hadn't seen it yet.

And he's asking me questions about it, and I don't want to give answers that you're giving answers of shit that you haven't seen yet

you're going to pretend to be shocked and surprised

oh joy crap

is that Godzilla's brother

yeah pretty bad though pretty bad okay so Godzilla now has a power glove yeah no King Kong does King Kong rather sorry I will say I didn't hate baby Kong as much as I thought I was going to hate him.

He was a little piece of shit.

I don't know if he was a baby.

That's what I think there was.

I was arguing, you know, that he was just a dwarf.

No, I got that he was.

I don't think he was a child.

He was the guy with the whip, the scargiver's kid.

You know what?

Wayno assessed with family relationships.

I didn't see any female apes anymore.

Sure, they had that shot of them holding the babies.

That's.

You saw some tatas?

You saw monkey tits.

Yeah, for sure.

Really?

That's why I'm going a second time.

I didn't see any Tatas.

I thought that was maybe a possibly like a runt.

I got, look, I might be reading into a lot, but I got that he's Scargive, one of Scargivas kids, and he's annoying because he is a fucking annoying little thing.

That's why when he saw him, he was like, get this fucking piece of shit away from me.

So all the apes that were put, all the slave apes who are mining or moving rocks or

what?

I don't know what they're doing.

We don't know what they were doing.

There were slave apes in here, but

they were all offspring of Scar, the Scar King?

I would argue that every monkey in that cave took it from Scar King at some point.

So they're all fucking inbred.

Oh, yeah.

It's like a Whitaker family of apes.

But it got much darker.

They're in a fucking pit, man, moving rocks around.

How much darker could it get?

Those are the.

Oh, and he's.

That's the, oh, that's the taskmaster?

No, there's, yeah, he's like, he's like the.

The guy with the scars on his chest?

No, you haven't met Scar.

That's King Kong.

That little guy?

No.

No, no, that guy right there.

That's King Kong.

But you haven't seen the main bad guy yet.

He's sitting on a throne in a lake of lava, Brian.

You'll see him.

Yeah.

I think Sage might like this, though.

Yeah, I mean,

I've seen a lot of bright

bright colors.

Yeah.

A lot of

kids

saving the world again.

You know, and

of course, somehow it's crazy that

mothra in 2024 looks horrible compared to mothra of 1960 dude i swear to you i had the same thought i was like they should have done something different with this i thought the same thing i was like it just looks like a video game like a shitty video game yeah mothra the design for the new mothra was terrible yeah like

just make it a fucking

whatever that thing was a giant bug yeah you know don't give it try to make it like have humanoid

characteristics characteristics.

I know.

And

make it a moth.

That's what it was.

She's wiser than everyone.

She stops the boys from fighting.

Beautiful.

It's a beautiful moment when she gets through to King Kong and Godzilla.

Yeah, how does King Kong know sign language?

I see her doing some sign language.

Well, no, that was set up in the earlier movies with the little girls.

Is that the same girl?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And

yeah, and Mothra

communicates, can speak Godzilla and and can speak King Kong.

Marthra can?

Yeah, so she kind of tells him to calm down and work together.

But

King Kong, I actually thought, was the best character in the entire movie.

He was the only real character.

Like, he was the best character in the movie.

He doesn't have any dialogue, but you kind of get what he's up to and

what his wants are.

He had an arc of some sort.

Did you hear, did you see that very poignant message, though, in the movie?

I'm sure you couldn't have missed it, where

the podcaster is kind of recording everything so he could take it back to the real world and prove that he's not a fake and that there is a hollow earth and this tribe down there.

And then the and the Aussie vet is like, mate, if you post this, though, all these people, everybody will come and these people will be

able to flight to hollow earth.

I was just like,

how do people are going to get to hollow earth to corrupt this hidden tribe, the lost tribe that no one knows exists?

It was such a fucking empty, hollow fucking message that they were trying to hammer home.

I did notice that.

But did you notice the real weird thing

in that they never went back to it?

They never mentioned whether he released the footage or not.

Like, they set up this entire growth character arc for the guy,

and then they never mentioned it again.

So we don't know if he posted the footage or not.

Oh, dude, they get into that chamber, that fucking chamber, and she's looking at the wall, and she speaks perfect whatever tribe is.

And it's it's like five minutes of Exposition City.

We're like, and then giant moth came down and fought this and lit this up.

Then this monkey called the Scargiver come and ruled through pain.

She's going.

You're like, what is it?

I got to say that the parts that get him is hitting.

It's like, it's all the, it does seem like there's a lot of action in it.

Oh, that's all it is.

Yeah.

It's non-stop

video game level graphics.

And

it might be engaging it might be you know something that she like you know captivates her yeah right I think you'll be like

don't bring a gun because you'll use it right

sorry Sage this movie sucks

Daddy go bye-bye

yeah look man I had fun it wasn't as tortuous for me because I was had fun watching the fights yeah yeah so but I can understand completely understand other people not having that reaction.

But it is a god, like, it is like.

I heard it did.

Fuck them.

Boffo.

Bang bust.

Bang.

Gangbusters.

Gangbusters, dude.

Because I called it before we walked in.

I said, there's no way this is the last Monsterverse movie.

They're not making another one.

Oh, yes, they are.

Yeah, I think I was wrong.

Yeah, Monarch was a big hit for Apple TV.

So, you know, people love this stuff, man.

Yeah, I mean.

But does it discourage, is it discouraging that people are loving the stuff that you're like, this is shit?

Yeah.

Because then it won't press the filmmakers to make better stuff.

No.

You know, at this stage of my life, I can't

pin all my hopes on the human race any longer.

No.

No,

they've come up to me.

It's been a long time.

I didn't know such ever did.

This is just another example of an endless.

Somebody on your tombstone, I'm disappointed.

I mean, they've let me down.

Humankind has always let me down, so I'm not surprised that they came out in droves to see this.

We went,

they're not the problem.

We're the problem.

We went, yeah, we all went.

Yeah, I stayed home.

Not yet, I didn't tell you.

Yeah, I know, really.

Oh, yeah.

Like, there he goes.

Yeah, and then some beautiful

beautiful

efforts, though.

Like you, like you see, like they're like, they're going like there's nothing off the table that they won't try.

That I admire.

And it seems like they're having fun making the movie because they're getting all sorts of weird ideas out and stuff like that.

Like they're like zero gravity fight between Godzilla and King Khan.

Sure.

And they're like, and they make it happen.

So it's like, I do admire that part of it where it's like they're making.

Everything's on the table, which is cool, but I don't know.

I get it.

They're not made for me anymore, just like a lot of things.

What are they made for, though?

Oh, nothing's made for us anymore, really.

Yeah, I don't think they are.

And you have to accept that and not resent it, too.

And you have to, that's where you have to, like, if you start to resent it,

yeah, then you, it's on you, then.

So I don't resent it any longer.

I, I kind of just well, it does no good.

I just

huff and puff about it.

Yeah.

I accept it and with a smile and

I just go, maybe next time.

Yeah.

Maybe next time.

And then you got minus, what, minus zero was it?

Minus,

which is excellent, beyond that.

It was awesome.

Yeah.

Unexpected, too, though.

I didn't expect it to be that good.

There's good stuff out there, I find.

This definitely looks video game-y, though, like as we watch it on the screen.

It definitely has that quality.

Do you think that they were like before this movie was made?

They're like,

Marvel has that fucking glove.

Marvel's got that glove.

The kids love the glove.

They love the fucking yellow glove

with the colorful rocks.

Get me an Infinity Glove.

Yeah.

Dong needs a glove.

Yeah.

I mean, the whole connected universe thing, the whole new baddie every movie.

Yeah.

I think we brought this up on Comic Book Men with

the Marvel movies, where it's like the amount of damage that the buildings take, like how long and how expensive.

Look at what's going on.

This is real, right?

They're just tearing out.

Literally, like, yeah, like a whole nation,

well, a whole city in a nation is at the very least, an entire city, yeah.

Hundreds of thousands of casualties, yeah, maybe millions of injured.

I don't know if the city could ever recover from the fight that we're watching right now.

I'm dead serious.

Like, what are you going to be building?

A hurricane comes through and you're fucked for years.

Years.

This shit.

And then Godzilla's.

He's eating

nuclear power plants at one point.

And the exposition is so funny because, like, you'll tell that they think the audience is so stupid.

So they'll have it, like, they'll show something.

You'll hear an obviously recorded later

piece of dialogue being like, he's eating all the energy.

I mean, it doesn't matter.

It's so funny.

They just explained that.

It's like you know the studio notes when you hear it.

Yeah, exactly.

I don't really understand here.

That's that's what they say.

Like, studio execs are so dumb, that's why they're good at their job because, like, they'll ask the questions that a normal person wouldn't asks.

Fuck the suits,

fuck them all.

Popeye, Popeye,

all those dumb suits making all that fucking big fat cash.

They're so dumb in their high-rises and their penthouses

and their fucking

idiots.

All their sports cars and fucking

nice clothes and beach houses.

Fuck them.

Wow.

Stupid.

You guys had that listed already.

Yeah, I'm going with Godzilla's brother for sure.

But when you see, let me know what you think.

All right.

Yeah, maybe I'll see both this weekend.

We'll go Saturday and Sunday.

No, I mean, I mean,

I would be worried about you going into some sort of fucking

coma of

boredom and just

not being able to revive yourself after going to see this back-to-back.

Sage, can you drive home?

sleeping and sick what's wrong dad

watched kong ghostbusters back to back

did you ever try that like yeah i just did it

it is it is good how king how king kong does care about hurting people and godzilla does not give a fuck

like they at least show king kong looking at people being like oh no like godzilla's like i don't give a fuck i'll kill everybody i i kind of admire that yeah i mean when you're you're searching no q i'm just point reaching things i like you know

it's all right

you know i like godzilla's family

you know what i will say i've seen worse i've seen worse oh sure yeah yeah sure i've seen worse i mean it's just so gleefully dumb that you can't really even get too mad at it.

It should have been released in the summer, I guess, right?

Like a popcorn blockbuster.

It did really well.

Yeah, I think its release date was perfectly timed.

There he is.

He's fucking pissed.

So anyway, OJ's dead.

Yeah, OJ, another one in hell, huh?

Yeah, you think people are celebrating it?

Does anybody care that?

Yeah, I mean, certainly people are celebrating it.

Two families I could think of.

Two, yeah.

Yeah.

That are celebrating today.

But I wonder if he angers people like he used to.

I don't know.

I mean, I think at first when he got out of prison and he's like out on the golf course and he's like, hello, Twitter World, you know, like on Twitter all the time with his bullshit.

I think it probably annoyed some people.

But eventually you just got to just be like, look, it's what are you going to do?

He was found not guilty.

He got away with it.

He got away with it.

And then, you know, some would say, karmatically, with the when he got put in jail for the what's the

memorabilia?

When he stormed a hotel room that had his

high swing

and all that stuff.

Do you think in his

you know, as it as the clock was ticking down and he knew it was coming?

Yeah.

Do you think he worried like about

like what is that?

What has that got to feel like?

Oh no, Twitter World.

What does that got to feel like

when you know

you're going to meet your maker and you don't know what's in store for you.

Yeah.

The only reason you're apologetic is because you're scared.

Yep.

Well, you know, that's the thing about religion.

You get forgiveness if you ask for it.

If he had come out two days before he died and was like...

Yeah,

I've heard that get out of jail card exists, and I cry foul on that one.

Well, if you

could

act like a fucking monster your entire life in the last two days, you know,

now there's something to be said for that.

You can legitimately,

just you legitimately cry hard enough.

Yeah.

I'm telling you, man,

I'd be like, if I was God, I'd be like, cry harder.

Yeah.

Yeah, like Old Testament God.

Yeah.

He's not just going to be.

Because I'm sorry.

That seems fucking horrible

hypocrisy to be like to the people who fucking walk the straight and narrow.

Yeah, but I mean,

isn't it the kind of notion being that God loves us as much as

you love your children?

And he can never really turn his back, and he's always hoping for you to come back to him?

Yeah.

You bring up those

points.

I've heard that too.

Yeah, I guess.

But

some kids are harder than others.

That's all.

But he didn't, you know, if he had.

Do you think he did?

Do you think he

went and got and tried?

Or do you think he remained

staunch to the end?

I'm not sure.

If I tricked everybody else, I can trick God.

That would be the height of arrogance.

I think most of those people on that jury wanted to write a book.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know, man.

I think if he was really making a play for forgiveness

and he came clean,

he's like, before I die, I want to give peace to the families.

And I did do it.

Yeah.

And I apologize for it.

That picture that Giddam just threw up there of Johnny Cochran, the lawyer.

Yeah.

He passed away years before OJ did.

You're a lawyer.

You get off somebody who definitely murdered somebody, and you know it.

Yeah.

You know it.

You know it to your core.

You know it.

Yeah.

And you're on your deathbed.

I think the lawyer, I don't agree with

you.

You think he's going to be able to pull a contract up from the fucking bar and man's law is going to hold fucking sway at the Pearlie Gates?

He's like, oh, I was just doing my job, boss.

Yeah.

It's not my fault.

I think he would have liked to stand on, yeah.

I think he would.

Whoa, really?

Because he's not involved in the judgment of God.

He's involved in the judgment of man, and that has to follow certain rules.

Like what he did was defend him to the the best of his ability, even knowing that he did it.

At the expense of hurting others, tarring innocence.

Well, the cops should have done a better job.

Like, they can't do sloppy work like that and throw someone.

Look, I think the guy did it, and the guy should have been in jail.

Just to be very clear:

like, I'm not sticking up with a guy, he's definitely burning in hell, but I just have to respect the process of law because

but do you think that really matters, though?

When you do, like, some of these lawyers will victimize the victims and do anything, anything to get their client off.

And

if they know,

and there's fucking no way,

wait, no if, ands, or buts, in my opinion, Cochran knew that Joe Jay was killing it.

Sure, I agree.

And he still did it.

Because

Robert Kardashian also knew that he did it, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, but I don't know.

But if you let them slide on the big ones, that just triggers, that sets precedent.

That trickles trickles down to the little ones.

The little ones.

If Johnny Cochran doesn't do everything he can to uphold OJ's rights under the law, and he kind of just ignores some things and lets something slide because he knows he did it,

then that attitude, like if you can do that for OJ, that's going to drip down.

Then there's precedent for cops being able to do things.

Well, all he has to do is just say, yeah, I'm not taking this case.

It's fine.

Sure.

It's abhorrent to me.

I don't disagree.

But I think.

And if you do take the case, I wonder if there's a penalty to pay for this.

Someone's got to take the case.

Right.

But that's someone.

If they know in their hearts, though, that they're getting a murderer off.

And or they're getting somebody off who they know probably did the crime that they're defending them of.

Yes.

Yeah, I find it hard to

accept that they won't pay a price price for that at some point.

Karma is going to come down, I would think, on them hard.

Possible.

I mean, sure.

What the fuck do I know?

But I just think that upholding the rule of law

is pretty important.

It is, but as a human being, when you knowingly put somebody on the stand and try to twist it and make them

the vict make them the

guilty person

and they're the victim.

Well, that's a big thing of like sex assault cases.

turn that shit on.

You turn that shit around and you do anything,

everything's on the table.

Right.

No, that's a piece of shit.

And yeah, I wonder if they're like,

if there's some sort of price to pay for that.

That I would probably agree with.

I think there's an honorable way to do what he did to defend OJ.

Right.

Because you might lose a case.

There's an honorable way to do it.

But if he didn't do it that way, and I don't even remember anything about the case.

The glove does a shit.

You must have quit.

Did that shit really work?

Did that

work?

This is one of the most memorable things.

Yeah, so I guess like he's,

you know, if he pulled scumbag tactics, he has to answer for that, but I don't think he has to answer for defending O.J.

Caitlin Jenner was one of the first to react.

What'd she say?

She tweeted, good riddance, hashtag O.J.

Simpson.

Yeah.

That's what she's saying.

Is anybody going to be sad that that piece of shit stepped?

No, it says here that the internet is generally

unified in saying go straight to hell.

Right.

Right.

So,

I don't know.

OJ, who really knew you.

He's in the theater watching Godzilla X-Cong over and over and over again.

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Who doesn't?

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It's annoying.

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Yeah, really.

Fuck, I love that shit.

I was talking about something gay earlier, Q, and

it sparked my memory.

I don't know if you saw this footage, and you can.

I'm like, damn, I wish we had a video pod because we could just go right to the video and show it, you know, and then you would know what the fuck I'm talking about.

But there was a Madonna concert.

Okay.

From what I could understand, from what I could see, yeah, maybe Giddam can find it.

Ricky Martin is on it with her.

Oh, he's on stage with her.

And they have these high-topped seats and these cards with numbers like one through 10 where they're like judging stuff.

Yeah.

I guess they're judging these dancers that come out.

And these dancers that are like,

I'm going to go ahead, I'm going to make the leap, and I'm going to say these guys were, these two guys were gay.

Okay.

They did not look straight to me.

She's still doing the vogue thing.

She's still doing all that vogue stuff.

Yeah, like they're crazy, like bald with like leather and bondage and all that stuff.

And they come out and they're giving Ricky Martin basically a lap dance

on stage in front of like thousands and thousands and thousands of people.

Okay.

And at a certain point, Ricky Martin

got an erection.

Well, unmistakable.

All right.

I say.

What did you think was going to happen?

I say that's a testament because it's not like he's a young guy.

It's not like he's 20 years old.

He's got that blue chew.

I think he might have the blue chew.

Because could you

in front of people, if some hot girl, you're sitting on stage with Madonna and a couple of hot girls come out, they're giving you a lap dance and stuff.

Could you

rise to the occasion in front of all those people?

I wasn't going to, because I would be telling myself, don't get an erection, don't get an erection.

As soon as you start saying, don't get an erection, guess what happens?

Is that the trick?

Oh, Oh my god, I gotta bring that back to the bedroom.

That's what happens.

Like, you say, if you almost manifest it because you don't want it to happen, you're like, okay, whatever happens, do not get aroused right here.

This would be bad if I got aroused right here in front of everybody.

Then, next thing you know,

you almost made it.

Holy shit.

Well, no wonder why he got an erection.

They're literally fucking on him.

Yeah, it's a couple, a couple of dudes in thongs.

Look, he's got like the, he's all excited.

He's got a

he's got a, he's got a boner.

Oh, he's got a he's got a boner.

Yeah.

And then they come back.

But you know what, though?

I don't, I am so suspicious of everything lately.

I'm like, right.

Ricky Martin could be like,

I need some fucking PR, man.

I need some, I need to get my name back in the news.

And not in the way he was.

And not in the way.

I don't want to go George Michael route and get arrested.

What if I just fucking put a fake fucking dong in my pants on stage?

TMZ's sure to that up.

I still look virile.

Playing still in the fucking news.

Yeah.

You know, a win-win for Ricky.

I would not put that out of the fucking realm of possibility at all, but I've heard weirder things.

I mean, like, how else does he get his name fucking trending again after all these years?

Yeah.

And the last time it trended was like, I think it was like a nephew of his or some relative of his was accusing him of molesting him, and then it sort of like just dropped off.

This is much better fucking

a boner in front of a crowd.

Yeah, I'd rather get that too than the accusation of blessing my nephew.

Then the nephew retracted or something.

I think so.

Yeah, it came out that he was just lying.

Something like that.

I thought he was still majorly successful in Latin countries.

It could be, yeah.

I mean, I.

What do we know right now?

Yeah, we're so ignorant.

If it's not in America, it doesn't fucking exist or it doesn't exist.

If it's not nailing our age bracket, it doesn't exist.

Yeah, we got a lot of blinders in GST town.

That's why we're so happy, man.

Yeah.

Wow.

You got an erection.

Yeah, you got an corner in front of everybody.

But

I hadn't considered that, though, Walt.

I hadn't considered the anti, like, don't do it.

Don't get an erection, don't get an erection.

And then that

actually.

Right.

Yeah.

I usually think about that like if I'm going home and I have to go to the bathroom, like as I get, as I get to be an older man, my bladder gets weaker and weaker.

And I'm like, don't pitch your pants, don't pitch your pants.

So far, so good, but I can't say it's going to last forever.

Yeah.

Oh, please don't let that day come.

Yeah, we were like rushing to the well.

The uh, the doctor told me, this is so weird.

The doctor, the uh, urologist told me because I said, you know, like you got to shake at the end, and the older you get, the more this like valve widens, so you got to shake more and more.

And you don't want to walk around with piss in your pants,

even a couple drops, eventually it's going to accumulate.

Somebody's going to be like, Are you the one that smells like piss?

Yeah, yeah.

Good luck getting someone to go down there.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We can like piss all the time.

Yeah.

So he said that you can take this pill that will prevent that.

Okay.

So no more leakage.

But

it does something that when you come,

nothing comes out.

You still have the experience.

You still have the orgasm.

You still have all the sensation of feelings.

But that's half the fun.

Nothing comes out.

I agree.

And that's what he said.

He goes, he goes,

I know what it sounds like.

A lot of guys are just like, no, it's too out there for me.

I can't take it.

Yeah.

It's, how do you know you're, you know,

this is just a point of of pride now.

Shooting ropes.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's a job well done.

Here's your reward.

I can't take that away.

Yeah.

Girl needs a reward.

Hey, man.

She's doing all that work.

For a dry cough?

That don't seem right.

But think about the

ease and the cleanup.

It's like you can get right to dinner and a movie and you don't have to do anything.

You're just like, it's okay.

We're

like in the car.

It's like, like, you know, there's nothing to worry about.

Like, you got a new sofa, you don't have to worry about it.

I guess, but then it also takes away the hot, the hot towel.

What's the hot towel?

Where she runs off, gets a towel, puts on the hot water, and brings it back to you to clean up.

Oh, that's nice.

There's no such thing as a hot towel.

Yeah.

You guys don't go for the hot towel tune.

She always just jumps right in the shower and ignores me.

Oh, it's angry.

She's like, I need to get clean.

I need to get clean.

She's sitting in the shower.

She's crying.

No, ask for the request the hot towel cleanup, man.

It's

I was gonna say next time I'll be like, no, no hot towel.

Yeah, I mean, it's you know, it's how you know the good ones.

I always thought, but I guess I'm on.

What are you gonna do?

Hot towel.

Hot towel.

I'm gonna have to suggest it and be pissed that react retroactively.

It's an easy thing, man.

Oh, it's simple.

It's very loving.

You know?

Where's my hot towel?

It's going to spin out.

You're going to be spinning Godzilla.

Just thinking about the fucking hot towel.

Oh,

I was thinking about it.

Would you tell people, like, if you were OJ, would you tell people if you had cancer?

Like, would you tell your friends?

Because I was thinking about that the other day.

Like, if I got sick and I had, because I had to go to the dermatologist because I had this little thing on my nose.

I was like, oh, I'm probably going to have nose cancer.

I'm going to have to have it removed, you know, whole fucking thing.

But I was like,

if I did get regular cancer, like, who would I tell?

Right.

You know, because you don't want people looking at you that way, you know, like, oh, there goes a sick man.

Yeah.

Or

you just tell everybody and look that trendy.

And really bask in all the attention and glory.

Very brave.

He's fighting cancer.

Look at him go.

Why isn't he skinnier?

Who did that?

Who just who died of cancer?

Pee-wee Herman, right?

Didn't he have cancer?

He didn't tell anyone.

And Norm McDonald's.

Norm didn't tell anyone.

Norm didn't tell anyone.

It's kind of a cool way to go.

You know?

Well,

no, I disagree with that.

I don't think dying from cancer ever.

No, that's not what I mean, but I mean like that.

No, just like keeping it to yourself and being like, all right, see you guys later.

I'm out.

Yeah, like a well-being.

Yeah, we live in a, you know, in an era where that's pretty uncommon.

Everybody's just got to tell everybody everything.

Yeah.

You know, it's foreign that they're not going to post it.

They're not going to tell fucking all their followers every little last detail of their life.

Yeah.

What a Patreon show.

Pooh, the cancer countdown.

There goes Brian.

The Chemo Chronicles.

Only at the $10 tier.

Yeah, $10.

Get that, man.

Shit's probably expensive.

I saw an article in the paper the other day about a lady who was treated for a year for cancer, and then it turned out the doctor fucked up.

She never had cancer at all.

So she was going through

chemo and radiation and all that shit for no reason.

Lost her hair.

The doctor wasn't just like, Good news, you beat it.

I'm a great doctor.

He said he was wearing his Hawaiian shirt, listening to the fucking I Was Made for Loving You.

You beat cancer gown.

I did wonder also.

Yeah, yeah, I cured it.

Yeah, if it's not for me, you'd still have it.

You tell your friends about that.

That's the story to tell people.

I did think

I was thinking about like, because I couldn't remember something the other day.

Like, as I get older, I find things don't let, you know, like names of movies or names of people.

They don't leap back to me like they used to.

And I don't know if

it's from...

years of drug abuse or it's just getting older or whatever.

A little calm A, a little calm B.

But I did think like in a position where you meet so many people,

it's not possible to remember everybody's name.

Oh, I'm terrible at it.

So I'm bad at it too.

Mike used to remind me all the time when we went to cons, he'd be like, that's this person, that's this person.

Because I could never remember their names.

If

you can get rid of all that awkwardness, remeeting them and being like, I'm sorry, what's your name again?

I don't want a lot of people to know, but I'm suffering from pre-senile dementia.

And I just have a hard time remembering.

And that way you can get out of it every single time.

Nobody's going to hold your feet to the fire.

Nobody is, but I also, like, I've gotten in the habit of being like, I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, what are you going to do?

So, you don't want to go through this ruse?

I don't want to go through the ruse.

I don't think people care.

I don't think people get insulted.

No.

I told you that.

What I was going to do, I had, like,

drafted an email that I was going to send to AMC if we got picked up for that last

season, where

I had just found out that I had been diagnosed and I'm on the spectrum and I can no longer attend the con at the end of the

you know the New York Comic Con.

Oh, the New York Comic-Con?

I was like how many people with autism were at that concept

I didn't want to do it and you know thankfully we got canceled.

We don't have to do it anymore.

Yeah.

Those were those are I thought those were always the kind of the fun times.

You know the cons?

Yeah, like the cons I thought were no, like New York Comic-Con.

I enjoyed going to New York Comic-Con.

I know I hated it.

Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.

I'm not surprised you hated it.

The twins, you know, Abby and what's her name?

Yeah, the conjoined twins.

The conjoined twins.

One of them got married.

Hey, Muzzletoff.

I'm sorry, two years.

They've been married for two years.

But one of their

husband, Abby, her husband, got hit with a paternity suit two years after they married.

Now, that's some fucking crazy math, isn't it?

Yeah, wait.

Whoa, she really did get married, huh?

Look at that.

Good for her.

Yeah.

And I read an article, too, about all the questions that people ask, like, you know, when you're intimate, like, there's so many things.

So there's so many.

There's a million questions.

Yeah, like, you just want to ask them everything.

And

the guy.

Is he allowed to caress her face, the other both faces?

Right.

Or does he have to ignore one of the faces?

Like,

is he allowed to like give like talk to her

during it or does he have to pretend not pretend but does he have to like can she like

engage verbally

verbally or physically

give it a little lick?

Well, I mean who controls the hands though?

Which head?

I don't know.

I thought it was split down the middle.

Was it kind of split down the middle?

Oh, so one has the left hand side.

That's what I thought.

Oh, wow.

But some things you need two hands for, though.

Oh, I think that I think that sister's involved.

I don't think there's any way around it.

It says that it said like they were very

demure about it.

They weren't really going into detail.

Of course.

I don't want to get into bad taste, but there's a million questions, though.

And mine aren't the raunchy ones.

It's just more of like...

Logistics?

Yeah, just like what is appropriate for the husband and the sister who's not married.

Yeah.

The one that's not married, yeah, does she have to like pretend she's asleep or close her eyes?

It's simple.

She's like, her like a hawk that's what they should do you're right

that's a fucking awesome idea i would be like hoodmate

immediately goes to sleep

but

They could be making,

I don't know how they're living,

but they could be making a fortune.

Yeah.

They could have Bill Gates money if they played this right and just kind of

did tours and

made videos.

What kind of videos?

Well, you know, have

like an OnlyFans?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess.

They would be the most successful.

Really?

Oh, hell yeah.

What?

You don't think that's a type?

I think just human curiosity is the type.

It's just like, I'm just curious how this all works.

I mean, if they were putting out videos and they wanted everybody to see it, I'd probably have to watch it.

Right?

Yeah.

Are you the guy that's like,

I have no curiosity about this?

I don't know if I'd search it out, but certainly if a friend was like, hey, you want to check this out and show the held up a phone, I'd be like, I'll see what they're up to.

They both got to be involved in it, right?

It can't be a hood.

Because there's no hood.

Yeah, this situation is so.

You love your sister.

You don't.

Yeah, you don't hood her.

Yeah, but still, though, let's say, you know what my luck would be like, I'm a two-headed guy, right?

It's me

and Bill, my conjoined twin.

He's gay.

Yeah, Bill Morgan.

He's Darren.

Darren got born.

I'm like,

you.

He's gay and promiscuous.

So he's constantly.

My head's always bouncing around.

Just hold your thought.

Don't forget it.

But I do have a question.

I think that is a legitimate, and it's not raunchy, and it's not a joke.

But the other sister who's not married to the guy, she finds a dude.

How does that dude deal with

then

when she wants to get busy with her lover?

Right.

Now his wife is now partaking.

And maybe

that is like, maybe that's too much for him to deal with.

Which means it's cheating.

You're cheating on me.

He has to be really like liberal then.

He can't be like, he can't be.

You think he married a two-headed woman?

I mean, Jesus Christ.

you know what I'm saying like because if she gets a lover and it's inevitable she will there's that what's going to happen when she wants to have some time with her man

and

he has to leave the room then and he can't

well maybe the best scenario would be all four of them enjoying life at the same time again though like I don't know if I could do that though my religion forbids me from that yeah that's true

but your religion also forbids you from wishing O.J.

Simpson was in hell.

If you're going to break one, I don't know.

Oh, does it?

Yeah, you got to forgive.

I'm not supposed to do that.

It's not for you to judge.

No.

No more.

Glass houses and stones?

No.

Not even O.J.?

Not even OJ, bro.

You're supposed to love Hitler.

You're supposed to hate the sin and love the sinner.

I'm supposed to love.

I'm not going to say it out because I know it'll be a soundbite to the liberal.

You better believe it.

Yeah.

I'm supposed to forgive that shit.

Hate the sin, love the sinner, man.

I don't make the rules.

These are the rules.

You can't just take the good rules of Christmas.

You got to go by the rules.

You're supposed to turn the other cheek and

forgive and not judge and love.

I want to know everything about the guy.

Of course, you want to know the logistics.

The guy who married one of them.

Yeah.

Like, dude, how do you overlook

or

become attracted to, like, like

look, most people

view it as an oddity.

Yes.

You know, it's not normal.

It's, you know, a birth defect.

Obviously, they were able to overcome it and lead a productive life.

Good for them.

Yeah.

But as a guy, I mean,

more than a productive life, they have achieved

an incredible amount of things that I'm sure.

They became the most important thing a human could become.

A television star.

So they achieved the highest mountain.

I think there's probably, like, you think of only the

negative, or not the negative, but the seedier side of things.

But there's probably things you don't even think about that are like way better, though.

Like

conversations

now can be, you know, there's always a third mic.

Yeah, they don't have to carry so much of the conversation between two people.

But what if you're living with two fucking women who are angry at you?

Oh,

yeah, they're both pissed.

You're like the hydras coming at you now, like fucking bitching about something you did, you know, telling you to take the garbage out.

You didn't put that comic book back on the shelf.

Yeah.

You left it out on the couch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is a fucking

real world shit.

Yeah, coming at you.

Yeah.

I don't think that's exactly it.

That's all I hear.

Don't you agree?

I can't imagine they let shit like that bother them

when they have dealt with so much of what they've dealt with.

I bet you those trivial things like that

don't even register.

There's no way

still women.

I like to believe that

what they have gone through, the life they have led, they are not going to let, you know,

they watch the front door last night.

That's not going to matter.

I don't want the people.

They're just people, dude.

Why not?

No way.

Yeah.

No way.

I can't imagine.

And when you were, when you're like, you finally found

your prince charming,

it's not going to devolve into like

silly, meaningless, like little blow-ups.

Dust up.

It's gotta be, every once in a while.

Every once in a while, it's got, you think they have a fairy tale life where like no one's ever pissy about anything?

Yeah, but this is a man.

I mean, they

like, especially if you don't like one of the sisters, like, if you don't like the non-married sister, if you're like, like, at first you thought she was okay, and then eventually you're like, oh, you know what?

She's kind of a bitch, or she's annoying, or she's whatever, but you're stuck with her, just like you're stuck with your wife now.

Yeah.

It's rough.

This is gonna, they're gonna come back on TV, right?

They gotta, how can they not?

Yeah, they gotta.

That I might watch.

Definitely.

Well, good for them.

I hope they're happy.

Yeah.

And I hope they seem to be like a hot paper.

They clapped back at haters.

Did they?

Yeah,

when she got married, I guess they hid it from the public for a little while.

Okay.

And then when it came out, I guess there were some people that were like, hey, you shouldn't be married.

Oh, fuck you.

Why shouldn't they get married?

Who are you to tell me?

Who are you?

Who would say that?

What kind of fucking evil person would ever say something like that?

I don't know.

Check the internet.

There's plenty of them.

I think we're sitting right next to one of them.

What do you mean?

I got to find people on the internet that want to tell other people how to live their lives?

That seems crazy.

You look hard enough.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you really search around.

Oh, boy.

How did you spend your eclipse/slash earthquake?

Earthquake,

I was doing an interview in Manhattan.

I didn't even notice it.

Didn't notice it.

I didn't feel any of the aftershocks.

I was a total miss on the earthquake.

Yeah.

I couldn't care less about

the sun.

Didn't didn't care about the eclipse.

I looked out the window, it got slightly darker for five minutes, and then it came right back, and that was it.

There was no darkness.

I mean, you guys got the same slice of sun I got, right?

It didn't really get dark during the day.

No, it didn't get dark as I thought it would.

Yeah.

It was pretty light at.

And the earthquake, I saw that New York City, like, you know, on

the internet and on the news, they're like, New York City had an earthquake.

It's like, no, New Jersey had an earthquake.

New Jersey.

New York felt some of the aftershocks.

New York felt some rumbling.

Why do they got to take everything from us?

New York, widely regarded as one of the greatest cities ever.

Sure.

They still got to take our earthquake from us.

Well, they still felt just because the epicenter was in Jersey doesn't mean that.

They could feel it a little bit, sure.

But it's our earthquake.

Jersey's earthquake.

Well, because the New Yorkers are entitled.

Oh, yeah.

They've been told they're the fucking shit forever.

And now

they're like, we'll just take it from them.

What are they doing?

Now they're fucking coming, you know, running to Jersey in mass.

Trying to get away.

Trying to get out of that fucking hellhole.

I'm not taking the bait of this one.

That's true.

We got another pod to do.

Yeah.

Although, okay, here's my last thing, that handbags are coming into vogue from men.

No.

You're not now allowed to carry around a purse.

Let me see.

Travis Kelsey, LeBron James,

they're all carrying around these man purses now.

Well, look, man, Indiana Jones

carried one of those things around.

He just, you know.

Was it like a satchel or was it like a

mail carrier bag?

No, it was a gas mask.

Messenger bag.

It was a gas mask bag that he just used to carry shit around.

Oh, okay.

So it was slung low, and, you know, and it was kind of to the side.

Like, I'm okay with like an Indiana.

I think slung low is all right.

But a straight-up purse for a man, yeah.

This guy is literally carrying, like, with his hand.

He's carrying it.

Yeah, they even show Indiana Jones in this picture.

Do they?

Yeah, right.

There he is right there.

There you go.

See, that to me is like, all right.

The cost of that LeBron bag, $41,000.

No fucking way.

I mean, one of the best parts about being a dude is you don't have to carry a fucking bag around.

Yeah, you give it to your girl or your wife or whatever.

Yeah, hold my wallet.

Yeah, put this in your pocketbook.

Put this in your purse.

Yeah, like, what are you guys doing?

You guys are giving up the fucking

perks.

I think he looks dumb.

Yeah.

But that could be a generational thing, man.

Who am I?

You know what I mean?

$41,000.

How do you price it at that?

Like, how much do you want it to cost, LeBron?

I don't know.

$41,000?

Yeah.

Does that sound right?

Fuck.

Like, is he pricing this shit?

Like, he's so rich that he has no context of what things cost.

He probably didn't even pay for it, dude.

How much?

Oh, definitely.

Probably just given to him.

Yeah, that's pretty.

Hey, look, man.

It's the same thing with guys wearing skirts.

Like,

I don't get it.

I think you look kind of dumb, but like, I'm not here to tell you not to do it.

Go ahead.

Yeah, go for it, dude.

Just know.

We're laughing at you.

Oh, yeah.

We think you look pretty dumb.

But, hey, but like, so what?

Like, that's great.

Yeah.

It's like, I was going to pick on you for something.

You just gave me the dress.

Yeah, I support anybody's right to carry a purse and wear a dress, but man, I'm not going to not.

They get stumped.

What do you you think, Walt?

Oh, the purses,

no, of the end of the show.

Oh, it's that it's that time already, yeah.

We got another pod to get on to.

All right, um,

guess that's it then.

That's it, tell them, Steve, Dave.