#594: Sunny’s List

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Thank you.

I think you do own a baby hole.

Q, you changed.

I like to walk around like Sunday Jeff in a scooper, and I mean that in a great way.

I mean that as a compliment.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

Walt is here.

I am here.

He is here.

BQ.

I look around the table.

I see no BQ.

I fear he's out there gallivanting.

So instead, we've plugged somebody in, Walt.

who

I don't ever see anybody say shit about this guy.

i would think that people would never would say so would never say stuff about frank five but they have yeah uh i thought he was beloved by all but this guy truly uh there is no a case to be made though that he may have there may never have been a single negative thing ever uttered on the internet about sunday jeff which is like astonishing like you i think you could scrub the internet right and you won't find

a negative statement about sunday jeff which is more negative things have been written about me while we were talking right now than in all of Sunday Jeff's life.

I thought something on the internet.

Right, right.

I know.

Not people's personal diaries and shit.

Sunday Jeff.

What's up?

How does it feel to be like that in that kind of rare air as like somebody who doesn't get here or see

any

negative feedback?

Like it's unheard of in this day and age.

But you have the ability to walk around with, like, you know, and be like, yeah, everybody loves me.

Deal with it.

I'm not on social media anyway, so I really don't read it anyway.

So they're going to be calling me an asshole right now.

I'm still the nicest guy, I guess.

It is.

Brian's not like blowing smoke up your bottom.

It's accurate.

I'm glad.

And

I don't know how he does it.

I don't know.

He's got this boyish charm.

Yeah, do you just see me skipping in here from my car?

Well, I do like his sense of wonder, man.

He does look at people like, how do you operate, man?

Like

when he came in and you were talking about working on a project, and you're like, we're on island time here.

And he just looks at you like that halfbeat of like, God damn everybody.

I'm not on island time.

When am I going to get to be on island time?

Brooklyn Tale, the working man's a sucker.

Good to have you, Sunday.

Good to be here.

It's great to have you here, Sunday, Jeff.

Always happy to have you here.

So when you see Brian Quinn over this weekend, or in fact, the next time you see him, I need you to do me a favor.

You tell him, you say, Q, you changed.

He'll know what you mean.

Don't worry.

We got a lot of stuff to talk over.

Walt has some stuff.

I got some stuff from the news.

All kinds of news.

That's why he's beloved, though.

He doesn't watch the news?

He doesn't, like, the real world and him just don't

mesh.

They don't mesh.

And he, like, keeps his distance respectfully.

Right.

And the news and the world keeps

its distance from Sunday Jeff.

And it works.

I was wondering today, because we're doing a show on Patreon about me finding hobbies and stuff like that, and something to do with my idle time.

And I was wondering, Sunday Jeff, do you have any hobbies?

Because you used to be into model making and toy collecting and all kinds of stuff.

I have a couple.

I was drawing too for a long time.

I mean, my daughter going, you know, getting ready for going to school and everything.

I just haven't had a lot of time lately.

Just been busy.

I mean, I like doing it.

I mean, I always enjoyed doing models and stuff.

It was all-time favorite hobby.

It was probably model making or art.

I used to draw a lot, too.

And I would think you would also count collecting things as a hobby, too, right?

I'm sure you've got to.

Well, that was an illness.

Right, but you still have to collect magazines, right?

Yeah, I still get some magazines.

I mean, again,

I've been collecting Fangoria since, you know, the beginning, basically.

It sucks.

The magazine's terrible.

Oh,

you still got to go to run.

I thought you were going to say it sucks because they canceled it.

No, it's still around.

It's just that

it's not that good.

It's really not.

Unfortunately, you have to,

you know, you just got to have that run.

Oh, I'm well aware

of the disease of the run.

Yeah, you got to have it.

If it's not complete, your life isn't complete.

Changing my middle name to Masterworks.

There's a fucking massive gaping hole in your chest if you're missing one volume, and it won't be healed until you find that volume.

Hey, you look like a whimpering dog behind a door.

When's it coming?

How much is it?

I can't afford that.

We've been talking.

Are you aware of the two-headed twin Sunday, Jeff?

Wow, he's so unaware of so much.

I love it.

He's like, I think that might not be.

There's one two-headed person on earth, and he's not aware of this.

Yeah, no, I think I know who this is.

I think I saw it.

It was on TLC, I think.

I think I know who this is.

A long time ago, yeah.

Brittany and Abby.

Yes.

Yes.

And

we were speculating last week on what they share and what they don't share because one of them recently got married.

They share a body.

So they share the body.

They have two heads.

They have two spines.

They have two completely separate spinal cords.

two arms, originally three, but one was removed, a broad rib cage with two highly fused sternums, two boobs, two hearts, four lungs, one diaphragm, two stomachs, two gallbladders.

How many liver?

One liver, two hearts, and a shared circulatory system.

I thought Sunday Jeff had heart.

They got you beat.

Two heads are better than one, I guess.

Because last week we were talking about.

Wait, she's married?

One of them got married.

How many

of them get married?

Abigail Hensel.

She got married

in a wedding ceremony, which it said her sister was not a witness.

Come on.

They have to be, right?

Now they're trolling people.

Police is just to fuck with everybody.

Oh, this just happened.

So they just recently got married?

No, they got married like two years ago, but

they didn't allow everybody to know.

It wasn't out there, I guess.

And the dude that they married just recently got hit with a paternity suit saying that his former wife, he was the father of his last child with his former wife.

I guess he is.

He's a player.

Three kids.

He's such a player that two at a time is now his deal.

That's that's, I don't know how you could

take a special person, I guess, to do something like that.

That's my thing.

I think this guy is probably more interesting than these girls.

Anyway, the guy was found to not be the dad.

Of his former wife.

Of the former wives.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So there was no Hankus-Pankus going on while

I didn't realize this was

such a

topic of conversation to a lot of people.

I don't know how rules apply to this.

I'm still doing it every day.

Every day I got to keep up on this.

Yeah, it turned out that somebody else was the father of that last kid.

He's lucky.

He lucked out, yeah.

How many

you mentioned a lot of multiple organs.

Right.

How many badges?

How many badges, you're wondering?

It would be

easier if there were multiple ones.

But then it would be cheating.

You wouldn't be allowed to touch the other one.

Would you be considered cheating?

Stay on your side.

You know, you're a little groggy waking up in the morning, you know, getting some morning groove on, and whoops.

Would that be considered cheating?

I think it would be.

Because how do you

really have to love the same person?

I mean, how could you?

I mean, what if that person really didn't wouldn't, you know, what if that person didn't like you?

Oh, that would make for somebody.

Right, but I'm saying, but you're saying the whole thing.

What do you do?

Just throw a burlette bag over her head?

Whoa.

You know, I mean,

why?

I mean, she's saying,

what do you do?

I mean, how do you.

I think it's safe safe to say that...

The sisters are probably happy with

the choice of one of the sisters.

What happens now if the other one really wanted to get married?

How do you go on date?

It's, like I said, it's a very, very complicated situation.

But it is

an example, though, of like

perseverance and

just not giving in to life's

what you, what the hand you've been dealt, though, because, you know, know that's amazing you know that if you're the girls yeah if they flash into life you know where they're going to have i mean some semblance of like with the american dream of like having a husband a family maybe

it's uh it's it's a testament to like the the the perseverance of you know and the

never say die fucking

attitude that you know I think a lot of people may not have that that moxie to find to find love.

You would just assume like nobody's going to be interested in us.

Yeah, yeah, this is this is too weird a situation

for anybody to deal with.

Okay,

um,

I just find it more

amazing how somebody could actually like actually go and have a relationship for that one.

The guy, right?

Yeah, just, I mean, even with that, just it takes just a real special person, I guess, and you have to look at it in a totally different perspective, I guess, to do it.

But, I mean, it's just like if you have started, you start arguing, and then it's just like the other one's just sitting there, just like a bystander, and starts chiming in, and it's just like, you know, I don't know.

Yeah, because it's like if she's not on her sister's side, it's real trouble.

But if she's, but if she's on the sister's side, then you got two of them hen pecking and nagging and yelling at you.

Oh, man, that's when you take a walk.

Yeah, you just take a walk and you never come back.

I do like, I really want to see an interview with this guy

to find out, like,

I mean, if you have a two-headed woman fetish, he's probably the only, one of the few men in history to have realized

to actually do it, yeah,

to see it through.

Your mouth's getting tired here.

She should take over it.

Yeah, just like tags her in.

But even if, like, even if you're like, I mean, that's what Walt said last week.

He said the burlap sack, but what Walt was saying, like, hood her like a hawk, you know, like, but what, what is, like, that's another thing I want to know.

Like, that's, I want to know all the different things.

How do you keep that out, though?

But I'm saying, you're still saying, like, so, say, if they're, you know, they're, they're making, you know, they're having sex with each other.

It's like, how does the other one not feel anything?

It's the same body.

I don't know.

You just can't just like tune that shit out.

I mean, it's just that you're still selling, you know,

you're, you're sharing the same nerves and everything else.

So, I mean, how do you just be like, how do you turn it out?

Right.

They're both teachers, too.

They teach fifth grade at Sunnyside Elementary.

I mean, what a...

Do they get how do you pay them twice?

Do you get them?

And who teaches what classes?

There's so much.

Why do they?

I think they may be gearing up for.

I don't see it online, but I thought I had read that they were gearing up for another reality show.

Oh, they had a reality show?

They had one back in 2012.

It was called Abby and Brittany.

How old are they?

Right now, I think they're in their early 30s, I believe.

Let me see.

1990.

So, yeah, they're like 30.

I don't know what the life expectancy is, of

life expectancy of, I mean, because it's definitely got to have some complications.

Well, they also have, I thought this was interesting, too.

They can eat and write separately and simultaneously, but if they're going to run, swim, brush their hair, piano, volleyball, riding a bicycle, driving a car, all that requires like coordination.

They have to like, even when they were crawling, like when they were little.

I told you, put your other arm out to go.

you either start to drown and the other hands are all

uh what's this uh famous conjoined twins have two separate degrees but only get paid one salary for job according to this news article

i don't know i just i'm just i'm baffled by it i am i mean technically they're they're they are two separate people i mean but i mean they they have different likes but you're really you're really kind of forced into like doing certain things at certain times with somebody it's like like so the other one's married married.

What happens if the other one wants to start dating now?

And she wants to find a husband or whatever.

How's that, you know?

Now all four of them have to get along.

Not just the other girl, the husband has to get along as well, I would think, because they're going to be around each other a lot.

Sleep in the same bed.

If they get married, now all four are in the same bed.

Yeah, like are they sleeping on either of them?

Just throw the rule book out the window, man.

Dude, it's crazy.

It's just that there's no rules when it comes to that.

I mean, how can you have any?

I mean, it's just like, you know, don't be looking at my husband in the shower.

I mean, it's just like, I mean, how do you get away with this?

Yeah, unless there's no jealousy.

Like, they don't have that jealousy gene.

That's why I say you really have to either, you love them both.

You really love the same person.

I mean, that's the only thing I could really, you know, you love them both for.

Doesn't seem that way, though.

It seems like it's just the one chick is

the one chick is into them.

is into the guy, and the other one is still out there on the prowl.

I mean, it might be all right if he needs a donor at least somewhere down the line, kidney or something.

Now, that's Abby that got married, but like Brittany, now she's still on the market.

So if she's like out there on Tinder, she's out there every night.

Somebody's actually looking at this and be like, you know what?

I'm going to get in this.

Somebody is.

I'm going to fucking get it.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Somebody.

Yeah,

I'm going to fuck it up on purpose.

I'm going to go out there and wreck the relationship.

That'd be funny.

Yeah, I said it just takes somebody special, I guess, to deal with something like that.

I mean,

have kids.

Yeah, I just want to know everything about the guy.

Just like, where did you come from?

Why did you get divorced?

How did you meet?

All this stuff.

These are unanswered questions.

I feel like we deserve answers to.

What was your answers?

I had no answers.

We're still talking about it.

I can't get over it.

That's the news to me.

Walt taken out for a second.

You're like me.

You turned off the news, right?

And went on to the next thing.

If that was the only news that was out there in the world today, I mean.

Yeah, it's not terrible news.

That's not terrible news.

Yeah, I mean, there's a a lot worse out there going on.

It's actually good news.

You think

somebody's married or happy?

Yeah, that's actually, I guess you would that's in the good news heading.

There's plenty of bad news out there.

That's the next one down the line.

No doors flying off of planes this week.

Anything else?

What else?

Oh, there was a there was a

there's been a lot of incidents,

a lot of unruly passengers

going apeshit on planes and stuff, making emergency landings and stuff.

Yeah,

I saw something about that the other day.

Somebody broke their leg during heavy turbulence, and they didn't turn the plane around.

It was a very serious turbulence.

Yeah, like they snapped his leg in half, and then they didn't turn the plane around.

It was still like another five hours to where they were going.

You have to fly out of your seat for that to happen, right?

Oh, yeah.

That's like

they said it was a heavy drop, like a heavy drop from turbulence.

I remember Kevin telling me one time, he was like the one, like one of the few times he was scared on a plane was like they're are fire.

Unless he was at

drinking.

Unless you didn't have a seatbelt on either crazy.

And the whole plane is like,

a collective gasp.

This is it.

Yeah.

It's not for me.

No?

Not for me.

You don't want to break a leg?

No.

And I know that

for every one instance of that, there's like you can't.

I saw three of them coming up here today.

You can rattle off a million instances where a flight went as planned and nothing happened.

It's a risk.

It is a risk.

It's a very small risk, though, but it's still mentally something that's why.

Yeah, but at this point,

I should be over it by now.

Yeah.

I should have, I think.

You know, the normal person would have.

Well, I have some theories about you.

Yeah, I think about you.

You're my friend.

And I think that like the flying and a lot of stuff in your life is due to like lack, like you like to be in control.

Oh, yeah.

Right?

So, if you're driving a car, even though statistically you're more likely to get into an accident than a plane crash.

Mentally, I feel like I have control of the situation, even though

I really don't.

You really don't.

But I do feel like, you know, it's like

I am

behind the wheel, so I feel like I have some semblance of control.

So if we let you fly a plane, you feel better?

I watch plenty of videos on YouTube, like these collections, where people are minding their own business.

All of a sudden, a car is flying through the air and lands on them.

It's like, I think about it every single time I'm on the parkway or the turnpike, and it does make you a little extra cautious.

Like to keep an eye out for other people because you're just like, I don't know what this fucking idiot is going to do.

And when you're driving, everybody else is a fucking idiot.

There's so many videos now with like dash cams, and it's just, it's insane, like some of the stuff that they pick up.

Like you could, like, so many people have dash cams in their car now, and you just see people, like, running red lights, T-bowing people.

It's just, it's, it's just insane.

Do you like to be in control, Jeff?

Or do you, or do you feel like

you don't have to have control for you to feel

to function?

I mean, yeah, I mean, like you said, with driving a car, I mean, you can control your own vehicle, but you can't control people around you, making the mistake.

I mean, as far as like.

Well, that's a metaphor for, you know, I'm not just don't mean literally driving, I just mean in your life, deeply.

Well, there's a lot of things that you do have control of, but there's are you comfortable allowing control to be distributed evenly?

I like to control as much as I'm able to control.

I mean, what's in my power to control, which is everything for me.

I don't think it's everything.

But I want to.

Right, but I'm just saying that's

not reality.

Completely under control.

Yeah, but it's not reality.

Looking around this room, it's not reality.

Oh, we're looking at the

anatomy class.

Diagram and anatomy of the twins.

One vagina.

I think we're getting a little twin-heavy this last couple weeks.

I don't know if we're going to be talking about it.

Oh, you fucked up

the week before?

Not the week before.

No.

You're trudging on now.

You're getting a little

going down the road.

So are you putting extra heads on Mary Beth now?

Or is this just like

just a little dubby head?

Yeah.

Wake up and there's like another head.

What was that?

A thing with two heads?

A thing with two heads.

A Brewster.

So, yeah.

So also, though, like, so you don't like drugs and drink?

That keeps you in control if you're not doing drugs and drink.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't feel like I

want to have my

faculties

affected by drugs or alcohol.

My wits.

Yeah, I got to have all my wits about me.

Are you the same way, Sunday?

Because I know every once in a while you'll tip a mic's hard.

Yeah, but I'm not going over.

I'm not going overboard.

It's not like it's affecting my judgment.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure.

That's what they all say.

No, no.

No, no, no.

I used to say that.

That's a little rip over there.

I pulled into the, I didn't realize that the laundry match right next to the liquor store.

Yeah.

Nice and convenient.

Well, I mean, this plaza is

like a little Mayberry for Giddem.

You know, he can he can walk downstairs and

starts whistling.

He could do his laundry in the plaza.

He could take care of his

alcohol.

How you doing there, Didam?

Consumption.

He's got a bakery.

He's got a cake.

I don't know.

He's going to see when he wants a nice Sunday dinner.

Doesn't have to leave.

If he wants breakfast, he's got Perkins.

If he needs to pick up some stereo supplies, he's got IEI.

I mean, it really is.

He wants some flat, what it was called, flat stretch pennies.

He can go down to the Jersey coin.

And if he really wants to venture out and get wild, he can cross the highway and go to Wawa.

Oh, they were going to say fucking the strip club.

That could be a restaurant, yeah.

No, I don't see Goodham being a solo strip club guy, right?

No.

Look at the face, too.

Like, he looks down on those types of people.

Yeah, like to me, that it doesn't like shock me or surprise me.

I'm just mildly surprised because I'm like, if you're going to drink anyway,

why not just hop over there, sit at the bar, watch a couple Tatas bouncing, and then come back?

You just want to spend the money?

I just want to spend the money.

I mean, I don't get that, though.

It's like a couple bucks.

It's like going to a movie.

Well, I don't know.

How much is a beer there, I wonder?

Probably like

five bucks?

Six bucks.

That's not too bad.

Well, it's probably twice what he's paying at a liquor store.

I want to imagine.

Three times as much.

Yeah.

He drinks fucking basically.

Why don't you just get it like a water tap?

Water with an alcohol content.

Yeah, like, yeah, someone dipped a fucking

drunk woman's tampon in the water.

That's all that's how it just stirred vigorously, and now he's drinking it and calling it beer.

That's what you drink, my favorite brew.

Yeah, but yeah, I am kind of like

not again, not shocked, but mildly surprised that he's so anti-like.

Would it just take a walk over Wednesday?

Again, I could see him doing it like Wednesday's definitely Tata Day.

So I go over, I look at Tata's for an hour, I come back, and that's it, like almost everything else in his life.

Right.

That might not be it when he comes back.

Matter of fact, I'm not touching anything.

He's getting close.

What episode number is this?

This would be 594, I believe.

In a couple, yeah, in about six weeks, you know,

Ginnam, Steve, Dave, will be back on Mike for episode 600.

And I've got the witness list.

The lawyers have submitted their witness list.

Can we hear some names?

Surprise, surprise.

Sunday Jeff is on the list.

Really?

Yeah, he's been called.

For the prosecution?

Or the defense.

I'm not sure which lawyer has called you, if not both.

I know that a surprise witness,

not surprise, but you know, like

I would have thought like the standbys would be Sunday Jeff, Ming,

Brian Rupert.

Rupert.

Called by the defense.

Really?

Yeah.

Ming Chen.

So

there's a lot of names that are going to be called to either either condemn or what do you do or save Giddems.

You annoyed people.

Dead man walking.

Do we have Giddam come into the trial?

One of those fucking

silence of the lamb's mask.

He's on a dolly.

He's in an orange suit.

He's on a hand truck.

Yeah, but in about six weeks, people, you'll be able to hear the sweet.

600.

Sweet

tones.

Yeah, sweet ulcer tones of Giddam Steve Dave on Tell him on proper Tell him Steve Dave.

Who's representing?

No, you can't say that's gonna be.

I know who

his lawyer is Johnny Law, formerly known as Sexy Lawyer.

Oh, formerly?

Yeah, he doesn't want to be called Sexy Lawyer.

He tells me that all the time: please stop calling you sexy lawyers.

Something happened, which only encourages everyone to be like, yo, Sexy Lawyer, what's going on?

Look like Dark Man now, or what's going on?

And prosecuting Giddam

is somebody we haven't met before, but I cannot wait to meet him.

He's a lawyer from Kansas

who had deposed the BTK killer.

You're fucked, man.

This guy flying all the way from Kansas to fucking incarcerate you, right?

He put BTK on the stand, unrelated to his murder cases.

Had something to do with him

fucking around in his regular job as a dog catcher.

He got to depose BTK and put him under oath and question him on the stand.

He's the only lawyer on the planet who was able to do that because

get him wow called GTK.

GTK.

Because BTK pled guilty and there was no reason to call any witness.

He just pled guilty to all his crimes.

Plead guilty.

Reduce ends.

I'm curious.

I really want to know, like, one of my main questions is, what is it like to be in the presence of

evil?

Like, pure evil?

he emailed me and told me about it i'm sure it'll be uh much more riveting yeah you know to hear right from him sure but he

you know he's not one of these guys that's like i knew he was btk he was like yeah he's not he said that he was an arrogant douchebag but i don't think he was a fucking he's an unassuming guy btk

he had uh he he had an ego did he you could tell he had an ego yeah he thought he was fucking

smarter than the cops for sure

fucking you know fucking king of the fucking dog catchers and shit.

Can you imagine?

King of the dog catchers.

Maniac.

It's a dog catcher anyway, though.

It's got to be one of the worst jobs.

Like if you're with unless you're really saving them.

Yeah, like if you're with animal services and you're like, hey, look, there's a raccoon.

I think he might be rabid.

Or like, hey, there's a starling that fucking fell out of a tree or something.

Like, these are animal services that come along and help animals.

That's one thing.

But when you're just like the cartoon dog catcher that's going around snatching up dogs, and from what I read, he was like, he would snatch up dogs or do shit that, like, the people hadn't even done anything, right?

And he was just killing dogs because it was fun.

He would take your dog out of your yard if you had a fucking bad day, right?

And then be like, fuck you.

He was out running around, but he really wasn't.

Kill him, huh?

Who?

No, he's still alive.

No, no, I'm saying you kill the animals.

Well, I'm sure they either had to pay exorbitant fines

or they lost him.

Yeah, lost him.

Send him an eye in the fucking mail.

Yeah.

The other one's next.

That's in just a few short weeks, six weeks.

Yeah, not too long now.

The countdown has begun to the return of Get Hem on Mike.

Some people, I saw that there was a little mini protest last Sunday.

I saw it in front of the

in front of the

town, the general store.

I didn't see this.

What?

Yeah, it's very small.

There's a trial and there's all

protesting in front.

Somebody made a spectacle.

I saw Alex with a sign.

Oh, for the wrestle thing?

Yeah, that we were here for WrestleMania.

There was a little minor display of

support for Getem at the Trump trial.

Someone set themselves on fire.

Now we're going to get ink.

I don't want to give anybody any ideas.

And I don't think, you know, I definitely don't want anybody to fucking hurt themselves

in an effort to bring an awareness to the Giddem trial.

Set himself on fire.

Get him haters or morans.

That's clever.

Six.

Morans.

Moron spelled incorrectly.

There's another one that says 100% more Getham, M-O-A-R.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.

Jimmy?

That's Jimmy.

I'm pregnant with Getham's baby.

He needs a job.

Wow.

Well, he has a job.

We didn't fire him.

No.

Giddam might be lying to this woman saying he doesn't have a job, so so therefore he can't support the child.

Can't support himself.

That's like in Giddam's world, that's like nightmare.

I mean, in most people's world, that's a nightmare scenario.

Gets a girl pregnant that he doesn't want to get pregnant.

And she's like, I'm keeping it.

Now we got a baby Giddam around the office.

I know, I actually think he'd be happy.

You think so?

Yeah, I think he'd like to become a father and have a child.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, we're not going to find out today.

Maybe that's episode 700.

Yeah, Giddam has a kid.

Get him, gets a, you know, get him like, you know,

conceives a baby.

He'll be a grandfather.

All right.

Get him conceives.

I'll see Grandpa Flanagan.

See how many come out of the woodwork to buy.

He's got a fucking bottle with the tampon.

It could be one of those artificial inseminations.

Yeah, you don't even have to do it with them.

Yeah, you could just like, you know, just use that, use that tampon he uses to make his own beer, and you can jerk off on it, and you can take it home and hang it in your mouth.

Get him a towel.

Get him knocked up, I'm reading on the screen.

That's the title of the episode.

Episode 700.

All right, get him.

Sound good?

He's up for it.

He's up for anything.

That's why I think there's a really good chance he's going to be reinstated on Mike.

I miss him.

I got to say, there are times I miss him.

Then there are other times I don't.

I'll be honest.

At least he's honest.

One thing I'll be honest about Sunday, Jeff, is underwear.

Now, are you a Miundi's man?

Be honest.

I feel like you're probably not.

I am not.

All right.

Well, we're going to have to correct that.

Next time I see you, I'm going to bring you a couple of pairs.

New ones, by the way, packaged.

I hope they're not old ones.

So you can be.

We flipped Frank Five.

Frank Five was a

Frank Five was

a tidy-whitey man until we turned him out to Miundis and now he's all turned around.

You're not tidy-whitey still, are you?

I was going to say, you're not 12 years old anymore, you know.

Nope.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Okay, so underwear drawers are like the wild west of wardrobes.

There's no rhyme or reason to them.

Anything goes.

You got pairs from three birthdays and two Christmases ago, pairs from five different brands with five different fits.

When you open the drawer every morning, you have no idea what to expect.

I feel like that's your life, Sunday, and I want to change that for you.

Now, because we felt the buttery, soft comfort of Miundi's, the other pairs are going to have to go because Miundi's is all you're going to reach for.

You're going to get hooked, and you're not going to want to wear anything else.

Now, this is the way I feel.

I know that they've questioned my loyalty in the past or my

I heard from the sponsors that we weren't giving enough of a personalized recommendation, which I don't know how we could do more.

Well, if I get some, I'll give you a personal recommendation.

From the undies, yeah.

The undies was I think there might have been one episode where we didn't do a personalized recommendation, and they're like,

But I mean, it's a standing recommendation for these guys, and it has been for near a decade now.

They've been with us forever.

They have been one of our longest, most loyal sponsors.

I'm kind of stunned that they haven't been as pleased as they could have been with the.

I think it might have been the ad agency, not necessarily Myondi's themselves because they're more sticklers, the ad agency.

But they have cool prints, style for everyone, from black classics to fun expressive prints.

My undies has a look for everyone.

They come in sizes extra small to 4XL.

They have versatile loungewear.

They're not just about underwear Sunday.

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And their Move Me Activewear collection is the softest activewear on the market.

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They're going to make it right.

They're going to make it good.

That's how certain

you stand behind a product.

That's what they do.

Absolutely.

You don't see that much anymore.

Myundi's is one of the last companies that does that.

NTSD.

NTSD.

You don't like something from us?

We're sorry.

We'll make it right.

Yeah.

I have made it right plenty of times.

You know, someone's had an issue with something.

I move heaven and earth to make it right.

Customer service at its finest.

All it was all about.

So to get 20% off your first order plus free shipping at meundis.com/slash T-E-S-D.

That's meundis.com slash T-E-S-D for 20% off plus free shipping.

Myundi's comfort from the outside in.

20% off's pretty good.

It's not bad, right?

Yeah.

You're going to get 100% off Sunday, because I'm going to hook you up.

Nice, comfy undies.

This is, I couldn't tell if this was, oh, why isn't this not working now?

God damn it.

Oh, wait, here we go.

Okay.

I wanted to ask Sunday if, because you still have a school-age daughter, right?

She's still going to school?

She's getting ready to go to college.

She's going to graduate.

If she was in class and she was distracted by furries who bite her and bark at her in the classroom, what would you do?

You know what a furry is, right?

Yeah, it's like somebody who dresses up in those costumes.

Yeah, it's like animal costumes.

Would they even allow that still?

Do they allow that in school?

I mean, do they allow them in the classroom with this school?

The school is saying it's a deranged accusation, but there are people that are saying that this is true, that these young furries spray human repellent at other students.

And those who complain about their behavior get suspended because you're supposed to, you know,

inclusivity.

If they're distracting class, that's one thing.

What's human repellent?

I think it's just a fake thing where they're like,

you know, like how you used to have like the roach spray when we were young.

Like you would pretend you would spray people.

Oh, okay.

I don't pretend anymore.

I think actually spray people.

I think that's what they're doing.

They're spraying fake human repellent at other students to get them away from them.

I do think, though, that like maybe there is a like

people are too quick to complain about this shit.

Like, we had to deal with kids who, who had issues.

When we were going to school, we didn't fucking go crying home being like, hey, you know, those kids in the special ed class are

so much, are so like a distraction that we can't do any of our work.

You know, it's like we didn't fucking like, we just dealt with it.

We're like, hey, man, fucking special Gary.

And I'm not going to be like, yeah, like, you just got to deal with it.

But then again, we weren't in special classrooms.

Maybe you weren't, but I had deal dealings with some of the kids as they

was my best friend before.

They crossed over into other classrooms.

Like, yeah, their

math, their writing, their arithmetic were

held in a rubber room.

But

some of the other classes, they were allowed to, like, you know,

let their hair down and fucking be a distraction.

That's true.

That's true.

Especially in elementary school.

Elementary school was never, it was never as inclusive as elementary school where it's like everybody was in that class.

Well, who's slicing people with knives?

Oh, yeah.

We had students just take an X-Acto knife, and if they were just out of the blue, if you weren't paying attention, just slice people.

The times have changed.

You're not doing that today, trust me.

That's not happening.

Now everybody's complaining about some kid

who identifies as a furry dog.

Okay.

Furry dog.

I mean, if you want to go to school like that, that's one thing.

But if you're disrupting the class and you're affecting a learning situation for the other kids, and that's an issue.

You know, you had distractions when you were going to school.

I'm distracted now.

But you know you did.

There was plenty of distractions.

Yeah, but it wasn't to a point where it was, it's disrupting the class to a point where you can't, the teacher couldn't, you know, continue teaching the class or the course.

I mean, it was just like you would have a, you know.

Well, the teachers, I don't think, are complaining.

It's just the salt students.

The other students, the

snowflake students who can't.

Well, if they're just complaining because they're dressed up, then that's, you know, as long as they're not a disruption in the class, then I don't see the problem.

I guess it started out as like

kids like girls wearing those, or maybe boys too.

Oh, the little like headbands with ears and stuff on them, which Sage does sometimes.

But she also doesn't like scratch people and shit in a litter box at school.

Oh, no one's doing that.

Not that I've seen yet.

No one's doing it.

Don't even paint that picture.

That ain't happening.

Out in the sandbox

out in the recess.

But I tell you what, if I was in high school and that happened and a girl did do that, I would be distracted.

I may forget

whatever the teacher was teaching that day.

That lesson may have gone over.

You might even cover it up for you.

I tell you,

I might get smears myself.

Test me on that because I fucking ace that quiz.

Now?

So the controversial page Libs of TikTok blasted the message out there saying that the furries were terrorizing their peers.

They're claiming that the furries bite them, bark at them, and pounce on them without repercussion.

But the school district says none of these bizarre accusations are true.

And there are rumors that snowballed as they got further away from the actual source and took off with right-wing personalities.

I'm telling you, if I was in high school and there was a girl who wanted to bite me, I don't care if she's dressed as a fucking cat,

a monkey, a fucking gerbil.

Go ahead, baby.

Have at it.

Get a good bite.

Sounds like a bite out of Flanagan.

Sounds like that school needs a BTK guy.

All right.

They'll fix him right up.

Come on, man.

Fucking

stiff upper lip.

My God.

Yeah.

So

this could be a nationwide problem Sunday.

So ask your daughter when you get home.

What about at work Sunday?

Oh, yeah.

If he was up.

Yeah, you know, we've got a mechanic who comes in.

He's identifying as a furry, and he,

you know, he wants you to scratch him behind his ear or something,

or I don't know,

he needs a special,

a compliment.

He's just

scratch his chest so his leg moves over his litter box.

I mean, is it that big of a deal?

Do you think that you think that the corporate would be okay with that?

Or do you think they would not?

No.

Really?

It's 2024.

You know, they could, they could fix it.

I get it, but you're working around, you know, cars.

I mean, it's, A, you're working around possible flammable stuff.

So you're wearing an outfit that could possibly catch fire rather quickly, could get stuck in a fan belt.

So, I mean, what are you guys working with over?

You're not working with flamethrowers on that.

Well, you're working with gasoline, though.

Change tanks.

You change, you know.

How much gasoline do you work with?

There's enough, doesn't matter.

You don't need much gasoline to catch fire.

Do you buy this, that there's a lot of gasoline?

Like from the tanks,

or that it's that flammable?

Well, if you're trying to get away from the future,

how does it increase the chances of going up in flames?

Because, you know, like if

fuel gets on your outfit or something.

But can't it get on your

overalls?

I'm allergic to animals.

But can't gasoline also get on your overalls, your gray overalls?

Yeah, but the uniforms that people wear are kind of like flame retardant, so they don't have that issue.

Well, what about if his furry costume is retardant?

Flame retardant?

I can't believe we're buffing the R-word like this.

Flame retardant.

What if his furry furry outfit he has he knew that, like, hey, you know what, if I'm going to do this, I got to make sure it meets OSHA approval.

And he, yeah, if they're wearing stuff, if they're wearing, if they're wearing stuff that's that's capable of being okay in a workplace, then I guess he's the best.

He's the best he is.

The picture that I'm looking at right now looks like he's just wearing something on his head.

He's not wearing any, he's not coming out.

Doesn't look like the, you know,

you know, like a mascot.

But he's got a tail and he has ears.

And he only will communicate in purs and

yips.

You have to learn his language.

Does Google Translate do that yet?

Ain't happening.

No.

You know what?

You say that now.

I bet you in 20 years.

I won't have to worry about it.

You'll still be there.

Yeah, I'll still be here, but I ain't going to be working anymore and I won't have to worry about it.

I'll sit back and watch the fucking fireworks, eat my hot dog, and that's it.

I'll be laughing my ass off on a fucking rocking chair.

Are you really thinking you're going to be able to retire in 20 years?

Yeah, why not?

Because I can't see.

The two days after you retire, you're going to drop dead.

That's the kind of guy you are.

You need to be working.

No, no, you got to keep going.

There's things I'll be doing.

Look, I find plenty of stuff to do.

I'll find plenty of stuff to do.

You hear about these guys, right?

As soon as they're forced to retire.

Nobody's forcing me to retire.

I'm volunteering to fucking retire.

Nobody's forcing me.

If they want to force me early, I'd be happy to do that too.

Trust me.

I feel like you're one of those guys that you'll be lost without your whatever.

I would find something like part-time just to keep busy, but I'm not going to do what I'm doing now.

Okay.

You know, but it's still, but I'll be at an age where I'd just be like, you know what?

World's fucked to begin with.

So you know what?

I got to work.

I feel sorry for like the younger generation now.

How many par how what kind of hours are you looking for in a part-time gig?

20 hours, 25 hours?

No, we're care about five at the TST Town General General Store, five hours a week.

If it's still here.

Oh, it'll be here.

It'll be here.

This is the anchor of Hazlitt Plaza airport.

By that time, we'll probably have to hire a furry

and a whole bunch of other

classification.

It's good thing they got that elevator here.

They're using a lot of wheelchairs.

I bet you

we could check a couple boxes if we hire you.

Yeah, we just wear a pair of dog ears around.

Yeah, would you do that for us?

Would you wear like a headband with dog ears just so we met our quotient for furries and people couldn't come out?

Headband, yeah.

I would just wear a headband.

Headband, yeah.

Maybe a rat.

Yeah, it seems like we're looking at it right now.

There's a so it looks like they're in some kind of like auto parts store,

and it's a guy with a full dog mask on with a flower on his head.

He looks like a mascot from like a high school football team.

Yeah, he does.

Which I don't have a problem with.

Like, if he could do the job

in a mask or not, you

who cares?

If he's good at fixing cars, let him keep the mask on.

No, you don't know if he's good at fixing cars.

Assuming he is, though, assuming he has all the skills of a non-masked person.

I say, why not?

Let the world go to hell Sunday.

It's already gone that way.

We went to see Ace.

As I was there, I was like, I wonder if Sunday Jeff was asked.

Because I know he likes kiss.

We were gifted those tickets by Rupp.

He got us our Christmas gift.

How was the concert?

And he got Brian and I tickets to Ace Fraley up in Camp Camden.

No, Carteret.

Carteret, New Jersey.

How was the concert?

On a scale of 1 to 10.

Still got it.

I got to give him a solid.

6?

No, better.

I'd say I give him a solid 7.5 to an 8.

His voice sounded surprisingly strong.

He's.

How many kiss songs do you sing?

Oh, my God.

Almost all.

Almost all exclusively.

Like songs that you would not think he'd be singing.

Like, you know, that Paul and Gene were their signature songs he was singing.

Probably sounded better.

I don't know if he sounded better, but he didn't sound bad.

I'll say that much.

And

still can play guitar.

I know.

Yeah, I know he can still play guitar.

And he's funny as fuck, too.

He's got a very unique stage presence.

He wanted to bomb Iran.

Yeah, he mentioned that.

Out of nowhere, he just said, well, it's not out of nowhere, I guess, but he just thought that he might, he really thought he was going to get a bigger reaction out of the crowd when he goes, we got to bomb Iran.

And there was absolutely fucking crickets.

So if Ace Francis of Furry News came out there with a big head mask, would you still see him?

I told Rup, I said, I don't get it.

I think he could

move on from these little small

theaters that he's playing right now?

Because, I mean, what was it, like 100,000 seats?

Maybe a thousand, yeah.

I think if he was to craft a new makeup persona, and he can't be Space Ace because he sold the rights to that to Gene and Paul, but if he crafted a new makeup, a new like Space Age kind of makeup, I think that would propel him into a different stratosphere of venues to play.

Was it sold out?

It was sold out, but I think like if he was to put on a new kind of KISS costume, Kiss-like with makeup and everything, and do all the, because he's still doing all the same shit he's doing when he was Space Ace.

The flaming guitar, the, what else was he doing?

The sparks flying out of the shit, the smoking.

Smoking.

If he had makeup on, maybe it just makes me forget that he looks like a really old lady.

He looks like a puppet.

He looks like one of those old puppets.

But I think maybe he just likes doing smaller venues.

He just might like doing it.

Y'all kid yourself, brother.

Nobody wants to do smaller venues.

I'm just saying that's performance.

I don't know if that's necessarily true.

I'm saying it's not, I mean, a thousand seats maybe, I mean, it's still a decent amount of people.

Would you rather play for double that and make double the money?

Or would you rather like if you could do PNC Arts Center in Mega?

PNC Arts Center holds a lot of people.

Could you imagine all the excitement if he like he created like I'm going to unveil the new fucking spaceman?

And he came out and he was doing all that wacky shit that he used to do and with the big platform boots.

Like the knock and and knee.

He's not getting into those platforms.

That's why he's not doing it anymore.

Why?

Because he's fucking old.

But I'm telling you, he moved pretty good.

He moved pretty good because he's not in those fucking 10-pound fucking each boots.

That's why he's moving pretty good.

Yeah, like I look at that guy, and he's not that much younger than my mom.

And like, Pam is like practically

wheelchair-bound at this point.

She's all hunched over like old lady style and shit.

I think the answer to that, Brian, is rock and roll.

I think you might be right.

Pam never rocked, nor rolled.

I think rock and roll keeps you young, and I think Ace is the perfect example of that.

He's a specimen because of rock and roll.

Well, there's a certain rock and roll mentality where you

attribute rock and roll to all the good things in life.

And like, it's, in fact, it's a way of life, rock and roll, because even like in his press release, we were reading when you see space, it's like you have to say, there goes rock and roll.

I don't even know what that means, really, but yeah, there he is up on the screen.

That said, if you've ever seen seen space in the cosmos space ace in the cosmos there's only one proper reaction hey look it's rock and roll there is no other answer than rock and roll has kept that man in the condition he is because there is no way on the planet he should be even alive the way he abused his body there's a lot of rock and roll musicians that are like that right and why and again to my point rock and roll but there's a lot of them greatest medicine on the planet there's a lot that aren't here either

And they didn't make it till last.

Some didn't even make it to 30.

So it's just like

the old 27 club.

If you make it past a certain age, you got to meet.

If you don't, well, you know, you're on the other side.

What can I tell you?

He only played one song off his new album.

Which one?

Was it the one I was watching?

Yeah, 10,000 vaults.

He's got that wacky laugh, too.

Yeah, he's got some accent, man.

But he played a couple songs.

songs, maybe only one song off Fraley's Comet era, which was a Rock Soldiers.

Who's up for some Shock Me?

Oh, yeah, he played Shock Me.

He played Rip It Out, New York, all the things you expect.

All good songs, though.

It should have been a good show then.

A lot of shit that I did not expect him to sing,

which was a really pleasant surprise.

The crowd stood for the entire

performance.

And lately, I've gone to see some acts where the audience couldn't commit to standing.

You know, rock and roll, baby.

You wouldn't have thought it with this crowd either because I said to these guys, I was like, you look ahead and all you see is a sea of white or bald.

It's one of the two.

You're seeing a reflection off the lights.

Yeah, there really was a lot of older people there.

Well, I mean, that's from that generation, though.

They're not really seeing.

I mean, I'm sure there's, well, we know from the kiss pod.

Ruff is a young man.

Yeah, I mean,

he's not 18.

Well, he's got to be.

He's barely fucking 20.

No, he's not.

How old is Ruff?

I thought he was in his early 40s.

No.

No, Rup.

I think he's in his 20s.

I thought we had to get work.

Did we get working papers for Rup when he was doing his working papers?

I thought we had to get working papers.

I had to get his mom to sign a fucking slip.

He had to get a physical slip to get physical, too, I think.

Busted for child labor violations.

You got to have him home by 11.

He's a young man, and he loves that.

Yeah,

he's not 20.

I would say he's probably in his 30s, Rup.

Okay.

Yeah, Yeah, but I think you would have enjoyed it.

And maybe the next time he comes around, we'll see if Space Jeff wants to tag along.

Yeah.

Would you have went?

Yeah, my.

Yeah, Edison and I would have probably gone too.

Yeah, it was not too far.

Yeah.

Well, we invited him to zombie.

Yeah, I can't because that was

a rub zombie.

It was on like a Saturday or something.

There's just no way that I could have been up there at that time.

I know you have sick days.

You just, for some reason, you refuse to eat them.

Yeah, I don't.

You treat them as if like

plutonium.

You don't want anything to do with them.

I'm in a different kind of work environment than what your work environment is.

I know, but

you must have accumulated at the same time.

Yeah, I do, but I must have asked sick days.

You know, there's procedures you have to do.

You're not asked two or three days beforehand.

It's wild.

Like, if you just, I got the perfect

sick.

I got COVID.

Boom.

There is no fucking, like, there's no talk back to that.

That's why nobody talks bad at me.

Because I don't do shit like this.

Fucking bullshit.

Respectable person.

You know what?

You're right.

You know, for some people, it's rock and roll.

Yeah, there was a little minor kerfuffle next to us.

One of the guys, I think he had a little bit too much to drink.

Like, there were four friends that appeared, four friends next to us.

And this is a zombie concert, right?

No, this is at ace.

This is at ace.

And one of the guys started yelling at Ace during like, during some of the interludes where it was like quieter, you know, and he's just like, put some effort in, Ace.

You haven't put any effort in so far.

Act like it's 75.

Yeah, I was like...

You want like this?

I got this, Ace.

I'm going to care for you.

Because I'm like, what is he expecting out of Ace at this point in his career?

Like, what is it that he wanted to see that he wasn't?

He said he sounded good.

That's why I said it was a misery.

He sounded good.

He looked good.

He sounded good would be you.

I don't lie.

I think he sounded really good.

Because I've heard him lately in some of the videos that Gidham shows me where he's shopping in Walmart, and his voice sounds terrible, but his singing voice was actually pretty damn good.

No backtracks?

I don't think so.

Didn't seem to be.

I don't think so.

But yeah, like this guy was

really, I thought,

out of line demanding that Ace put more effort into it.

I don't know what it was, unless you want to see platform shoes.

And that would, like, you know, and if you were there, you could have told him, like, you know, you can't wear a platform shoe at that ace.

Around all day,

hour and a half concert wearing those six-inch heels and shit.

Could you wear platforms at work?

Would they allow that?

I would think it would be pretty cool.

Yeah.

It's got to be good, right?

Because then, you know, like, you know, all those oil puddles and everything.

You know what?

I don't think you can wear them in there.

Can't bring your flaming guitar.

Yeah.

I just set a furry.

That's a real fire.

I just set a furry on fire.

I had this question for you Sunday, and and then we're going to get to some questions that Walt had for you.

Yes.

Who is a bigger piece of shit, a squatter or a big game hunter?

All I see in the paper now are articles about squatters who won't leave these homes.

And it's like if they're in New York, it's a major problem.

It's like if they're there for 30 days, it's like you can't kick them out.

You can't change locks.

You can't do anything.

You have to go through all these procedures.

And people are like, like one person was murdered by two squatters in their home recently.

Are these just people that aren't like,

that aren't paying rent or whatever?

They're not paying rent, yeah.

They take over a house, and it seems in several situations recently.

So it's abandoned properties.

Not abandoned, though.

Like one person, their parents, or mother had died or something like that.

So they didn't live in the area and they took over the house, but they didn't necessarily do anything with it right away.

But then these squatters move in, and once they're in, it's like nearly impossible to get them out.

Do you ever though wonder, though, like you're being told a full story, though, on some of these?

Because I'm always like, or maybe it seems very one-sided.

You're right about that.

I think these situations may not be as accurately portrayed because there's a certain agendas.

It could be like vacant for like six years or so.

And it may have been they were, they did rent or whatever reason.

I don't know, but like, I'm so leery of any fucking news at this point.

I probably don't know what the truth is.

I like to walk around like Sunday Jeff in a stupor.

And I mean that in a great way.

I mean that as a compliment.

I'm the work.

Bring it in.

Stupor and in no time.

So if you had to pick one, squatter, big game hunter, who's the bigger piece of shit?

One who takes away a family's home or one who takes away a home?

I'm not taking away somebody's home to where you can't move in there.

And I mean, there's got to be some kind of laws.

There's got to be some.

Well, I'll fucking sell it.

Then, you know what?

The guy comes with the home then.

That's your problem.

They are called loopholes, Sunday.

Well, it depends on what state.

I don't know if every state has those loopholes.

I'm sure it's different in every state.

Yeah, I know New York is a big problem.

Yeah.

New York State's a big problem.

Well, I mean, a big game hunter depends on, I mean, if it's legal, I mean, if they're doing something legal, I guess it's okay.

But even if it's legal, like going and shooting an elephant just for the sake of shooting one or shooting like a big cat.

It's weird that you say elephant.

I have been on an elephant baby elephant video binge.

Oh, they're awesome, aren't they?

Like falling down and tumbling around and stuff.

They're adorable.

They act like dogs sometimes.

It's just like all it does is make me want to own a baby elephant.

My yard's big enough for a baby elephant, isn't it?

Absolutely.

I think you do own a baby elephant.

He's not cute.

He never chases birds in the parking lot.

He doesn't do that in your backyard.

Look at him go.

These are so adorable, baby elephants.

You know, they don't stay that size.

I know, that's the problem.

That's why I can't convince my wife to

allow me to do that.

He just commits to a baby elephant.

But

it really hammers home, though, like

how brutal

it was

for so long, for so many decades, that circuses were allowed to fucking

do what they did to elephants.

It's so sad

when you realize, when I watch these videos, how smart elephants are and how emotionally

intelligent they are or advanced, emotionally advanced.

They are capable of communicating in a way that's like almost better than dolphins, I feel.

Yeah, I don't know who I'd rather see go to hell more, a squatter or a big game hunter.

I say both.

Why can't both go and suffer an attack?

Why don't you send the big game hunter to go out and take care of the squatter?

That can't be your game, right?

It's on the wall and shit.

There's a book on Amazon right now.

It's called When Elephants Weep, the Emotional Lives of Animals.

I read it a long time ago, and it was great and very insightful about like it makes you look at animals a different way, you know,

if you're not already.

Yeah, I am convinced by some of the videos I've seen about elephants that they are just

a little bit below

chimpanzees and

they are and they're super loving and loyal and that family aspect.

It's a tragedy when you think back and thank God it's over,

what elephants went through to fucking beat a circus.

Is it still legal?

I mean, can you?

I don't think so.

No, I'm saying, I don't even know if it's legal to hunt elephants anymore.

Well, they do it, though, illegally, though.

Poachers, yeah.

But I'm saying, I mean, it's like at this point in stage, I mean, this, this.

The ivory.

But I'm saying at this point in our

mankind,

there's so many other materials now that you can make and supplement.

I mean, do you really need

ivory?

Yeah, I mean,

there's so many other synthetic materials you can use.

And these idiots, they put like

magical

qualities about the ivory.

Like rhino-penis and all that kind of stuff.

There are still like maniacs out there that think that they're going to get

special powers if they, you know,

get these sought-after or hard-to-find animal

longer than we are.

A prehistoric animal.

What?

Elephants.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's brutal.

Now we're just watching baby elephant videos.

Yeah, they're pretty awesome.

I bet you my yard would take a beating, though, with an elephant.

Oh, you think?

Yeah, I bet you.

Especially when it starts to get bigger.

It'll take a lot of beating.

I bet you what comes out of an elephant would be

on a daily basis.

You had a farmhand.

You had some of you

experienced good farms.

What a day.

He's still out there.

He's been out there for four hours shoving that elephant shit.

I mean, I think it'd be an all-day fucking

all-day event just cleaning up after an elephant, right?

And getting rid of it?

It's wrong.

And then what do you do once it's winter?

Oh,

you build it a

little shelter.

Concrete fucking thing came into your backyard.

But then again, what I'm saying is exactly

what I'm glad isn't happening now.

in captivity.

But

I just want to cuddle an elephant.

That's what I want to do.

Look at

a baby elephant and me to snuggle them.

But they are still in zoos.

Yeah, but they won't let me snuggle them.

I know, but if I mean, you're not in captivity, though.

What?

They're still in captivity.

Yeah, but I think.

But even if you get a behind-the-scenes tour, they're not going to let you snuggle up with them.

Oh, right.

How do I get my.

Let me just grab.

He'll grab his trunk and be like, ooh.

I remember going to one time to this, we went to Popcorn Zoo or whatever.

He felt like the fucking, this baboon or something.

He was like, ooh, it's like, he became a leopard.

That's how I felt his campaign.

No, I was feeding it.

He wants to do this.

I'll snuggle with him.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I don't want to do.

Baby elephants love to cuddle.

I want him to put his trunk around me like it's his arm.

He's like

his arm.

He looks like a big fat dog that just wants to play.

Yeah,

he just wants to be pet in love.

I'd imagine what under those ears must smell like, though.

Don't ruin it for me, son.

Well,

his head gets stuck underneath that ear.

He'd be like, hey, you remember elephants in the room?

A lot of things get stuck underneath.

I don't know, Walt.

I mean, I'm watching this guy cuddling with

this elephant.

I think there could be hope for you.

Yeah, that probably is in Africa somewhere on some sort of elephant resort.

Like some safari.

See, it's got like that little mohawk going on there.

Elephant sanctuary in northern Thailand.

If you could just get yourself to Thailand.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe one day.

Oh, that would drive me crazy, though, if he tried to sit on me like that because

I would be afraid that he might take shit on you.

Yeah, like a toilet.

I mean, he really does look loving.

Yeah.

All right.

Stop Schlane.

He says, breaking my heart.

What's wrong with you, dude?

We got real questions asked Sunday.

Do you remember that game, Bri,

Flanny's Choice, Quinny's Choice?

I do.

Where we

kind of had scenarios and we had to guess

what somebody, like, what if Q had these scenarios, what choices Q would make.

Right.

I thought we would do that with Sunday today.

I gave him some scenarios.

He has

he knows the rules.

He's not supposed to reveal what his answers were

before we both weigh in and find out who knows Sunday better.

Okay.

Me or you.

If either of us.

You know know what?

I would think Walt would definitely know me a little bit.

He got a pretty good vibe on Sunday, Jeff.

But then again, though,

I thought he'd want to live at work until his fucking heart just exploded.

Until it gave out.

He wants to die at work,

surrounded by people he kind of knows.

Do not resuscitate around my neck if I die in the workplace.

So I was kind of blown away that he didn't.

Why would you think he wanted wanted to to retire and relax?

God forbid.

Why?

Why retire and relax?

Because I just feel you're that kind of guy I hear about that.

Like, once they retire,

it's just the clock is ticking before they fucking check out for real.

They punch the clock for the last time.

I know a lot of people retire from the business that I work in.

They look fucking good.

Looks like they're 10 years younger.

They're going around the country having a ball.

I'm like, take me with you.

All right.

Scenario one.

We've revealed

the company you work for, right?

So we're talking about

Toyota.

Toyota is offering to its employees a free surgical procedure to have an experimental chip implanted into the brain that will allow them.

their employees to communicate and think like a car in hopes to sell and service cars better Think, you know, Herbie the Love Bug.

Right.

Like Jeff now can like just touch the car and he feels the emotions of the car and he kind of communicates with it.

He doesn't even need a computer anymore.

Right.

It's basically every car now becomes Herbie the Love Bug to him and all the employees at work.

Any employee who opts in for the chip will receive double their salary for 2.5 years.

And after that period, your performance record will be reviewed to see if the chip enhanced your performance and the company's bottom line and if so an equivalent raise will be awarded does Sunday Jeff have the surgery

this is a guy who looked like he was ready to take an early retirement

less than 15 minutes ago right so I'm thinking he doesn't want it like

until chips are implanted in people's brains and he's not like the litmus test I think Sunday Jeff is going to take a step back, even at twice the salary.

Twice the salary, though.

Twice the salary is pretty good.

It's 2 years.

2.5 years.

2.5 years.

It's pretty good.

Do you think the company is a little stingy, though?

Like, just make it three years.

Why 2.5?

2.5 is weird, yeah.

I'm not sure why you said that.

Why it's two and a half years?

But, you know,

in the company, is it kind of cruel, too, that they're like, hey, if the bottom line isn't like better,

you're not going to the raise goes back.

You go back to your previous pay.

You go back to your regular pay.

But if it is better and your performance has improved, then we see

that performance improvement mean more money in our pockets.

We'll give you an equivalent raise.

I like that they're doing it on such a small scale.

A company like Toyota.

There's this one guy.

He's willing to put a chip in his brain.

I think no.

I think until it's

even if it were a proven

method.

I think people do get chips implanted in them now

on a very regular basis, like to smakers and shit.

Oh, sure, that kind of stuff.

Yeah.

For some reason, though, like saving your life.

Yeah.

It's easy for peach maker to fucking live.

Saving your life versus like helping Toyota make a couple more dollars.

That might factor into your decision.

He is a company man, though.

He is.

When I walked in to see him one time at work and I started making fun of some of the Toyota branded apparel, you should have saw this guy's fucking back fucking stiffen and be like, oh, yeah, what the fuck are you guys at the general store?

You're in one of those fucking cheesy t-shirts.

The jacket you were looking at's not there anymore.

Oh,

a denim shirt with a fucking giant fucking Toyota fucking branded patch on it.

Judgmental motherfucker.

Start talking smacking shit about clothes that I didn't put in there.

I didn't buy it.

And do I want to fucking retire?

So he is a company man, though.

When push comes to shove, he will defend the company, though.

Yeah, I mean, over something as meaningless as apparel, yeah.

So you're going to say no, he's not going to do it.

I say no.

I think that he's just, he's got that,

that, that, that retirement is just at the horizon.

And

to put, like, you don't know, you're going to put a chip in your brain.

It could cause an infection.

It could cause something else.

And, and do you really want to, like, does he really want to read cars

in order to service?

Let me simply let me come from a different angle then.

Okay.

His daughter's going off to college.

It would be nice to get that bump for 2.5 years.

That's half of his daughter's college career.

Like, he could fucking take care of that with no worries, no sweat.

And think about how he'd be the fucking car whisperer.

It's true.

I mean, he could fuck, like, let's say he, you know, things don't work at...

work out at Toyota.

Toyota, he could go to another dealership and be like, hey, I got the chip.

Oh, now he's coveted.

Oh, it's not Toyota specific.

What are you talking about?

Oh, it's all cars.

What are you talking about?

What chip?

You didn't hear about the chip?

And

think about he's a man who loves his own car, though.

I think he would love to have a relationship with his own car that he could fucking like communicate on a level that

most people can't.

Right?

I would think so.

But then also, it's like being good at anything where it's like, if you're a good mechanic or you're good at, you know, carpentry or handyman type stuff, you've always got somebody being like, hey, could you help me out?

So many people would want him to read their cars as opposed to going to a regular mechanic.

But I think he probably keeps it under his hat.

He doesn't.

I know somebody like that.

Oh, yeah.

We get a lot of questions.

But this is a man who fucking babies his car.

Like, he treats it like a pussy.

It's like, oh, oh, okay.

You mean take care of it?

Do you require maintenance like you're supposed to?

Not running on four fucking flat tires with the tire light on.

Not right around in the middle of a rainstorm with one wiper with a fucking string connected to it.

I remember when I saw it, he had a Ford Pro.

He has a stupid, stupid string.

This is, and using his arm from 1930s.

This is like 1930s technology he's using.

But I do think he would like to be able to

take care of his car on a level that

most people couldn't.

So

I lean towards he would have it because I think it would be the benefits would outweigh the negatives though.

Money,

the performance is going to be amazing.

The reviews he gets,

I'm going to say yes.

You're going to say yes, huh?

I don't know.

Despite the money is a, it's a good, I hadn't thought about where to put the money, but like when you put it in,

like when you compartmentalize it like that, like here, look, your daughter's college is taken care of if you just put this chip in your brain.

Yeah.

A loving father might do that.

Yeah, like he he wouldn't.

Or he might be like out of your fucking mind?

Like, no way.

Get a job.

Sunday, what was your decision on this?

There is no way am I putting a fucking chip in my head.

Why would I take an unnecessary, risky fucking surgery to have something put in my head?

No way am I going to do something like that.

No way.

At no point in the scenario did I write that was risky.

Surgery.

Surgeries are risky, period.

Any surgery is risky.

That's not true.

Most surgeries are fine.

And

you're out in and out the same day.

Are you?

Yeah.

And would you be afraid that...

That's not the case.

Not everybody comes out the same day.

Some people don't come out at all.

Would you be afraid that Toyota was reading your thoughts and stuff, too?

Like, not just with the car, like maybe they were at home.

Like, can you take the chip out?

No.

It's in for good.

It's in for good unless he gets it surgically removed.

Right.

Why would he get it removed, though?

Maybe he's at home and he's like, he sees a Tesla commercial and he's like, ooh, Teslas are nice.

And they see that as sort of like, you know.

Start zapping me and shit.

no toyota can't toyota can't can't really monitor his brain it's like he feels a car when it comes in he knows he knows what's wrong with the car he knows the car doesn't feel right he knows what the car maybe doesn't like its owner isn't being treated it's being treated shabbily by its owner you know this is a machine it's not a pet

well it becomes more of a pet now with that chip look after 30 something years in the business it's just a mode of transportation tonight i could care less it's four oh you you wouldn't know that, by the way.

You fucking babies have all those cars.

I take care of my cars.

That's why they left.

I see him fucking come out of a store one time, and he fucking thought he saw a little fucking Nick on the car.

You would have thought a fucking about to have a meltdown.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, like Nick's on the car, huh?

No, not really.

I mean, look, you're paying for this shit, right?

I mean, you pay for something nice.

You take care of it.

Unlike somebody else I know.

All right.

So, Bri, you got that one right.

I got that one right, yeah.

Get him.

Can you keep scored?

Cut my fucking head open like a monkey and throw some chip in there.

Never mind.

Scenario number two.

The airport plaza has sprung a radiation leak

on the day of recording the TESD Xmas special, Christmas special.

So a huge number of TESD town residents are in attendance.

The radiation affects Jeff

on a similar way

if you know the superhero Firestorm.

And for those who don't know who Firestorm is, Firestorm was created.

D.C.?

Yeah, DC.

He's got a flaming head, but

it was a radiation explosion and an old man and a young boy were fused together

into one body.

But they shared the brain cavity.

Like they both could talk to each other inside the brain.

They both had

the ability to talk to each other.

Please, some of the young boys get them.

So, so Jeff and one other person are fused together to become one person, the new firestorm.

And both of your consciousness are inside that new body.

Who amongst these three TESD town residents would you want to be fused with to become the new firestorm?

Brian,

me,

or someone else?

So, Bri, you'll have three.

So, I have to try to guess the someone else.

No, no.

If you think it's someone else, you just say, I think it's going to be, it's not going to be me.

It's not going to be you.

It's going to be someone else.

Someone else is just its own category.

It's not going to be you.

It's not going to be me.

It's definitely not going to be you.

I think you're wrong.

No?

I think we're so copacetic.

I think we think alikes on so many different things.

You get in that car, you guys get in that car, and it's all shitty.

He's not going to want to stand for it.

You You know, winter wiper's broken.

Yeah, we fly now.

It's fine.

It's so weak to fly around.

That's true.

You could fly.

Could be me.

He's always admired my supposed life of leisure where he thinks I never work.

He calls it admiring.

That's just a kind word for like, what the fuck.

Or baffling.

Genius.

Genius.

It's one thing to admire it from afar, it's another thing to be like,

I got shit to do today.

I'm depressed, Saturday.

You don't know what it's like to be sad.

Fight to the sun.

I don't think it's me either.

You don't think it's you?

No, I don't think it's me.

But you really don't think it's me.

No, I think.

I think we're on such a same wavelength, man.

We love the devils.

I love the devils.

You love sports.

You love not drinking and not doing...

Yeah.

Not doing substances.

You like a lot of the same music.

Oh, that's right.

You know, we both love Kiss.

We both love 70s rock.

I might be turned around.

I might be turned around.

I think it might be you.

Okay.

I think it's me, too.

I don't think it.

Because who else?

Like, if it's not me or you, who else then is worthy?

Maybe Q.

It could be Jimmy the hair guy.

I think we could rule some people out immediately.

It's not get them.

It's not get them.

No way.

Because you're basically going to start living that other person's life, right?

No, no.

You're basically going to hear that person talking to you 24-7 in your head.

It's not get them.

It's not good.

You want to see another video?

Yeah, yeah.

Let me show you this video.

I think it's me.

I'm really confident in that.

My final answer is me.

What's your final answer, Brian?

I think it's going to be you, too.

I think you actually swayed me.

Right.

Okay.

Sunday?

12.

Oh!

All right.

How come?

Just because it's probably the most tolerable out of any book.

I'm intolerable, Sunday.

Anytime we've hung around, have you found me to be intolerable?

I'm saying, as far as some of the things that he was saying, as far as saying, you know, like if we need to do something,

he's going to do it.

He'd be like, I don't want to talk about the campaigns.

I don't want to save lives today.

I don't want to fight crime today.

All right, baby.

I'm back on track.

Okay, so who got it right in the first round?

Bri.

Just Brian.

You got it right in this round.

And Bri did, too.

Okay.

Bri's got a a two-to-one lead.

And Rup is 37.

Snoogans.

Rupp is 37 years old?

In October.

Snooch!

Snooch!

Time for some new glasses, Snooch.

Closing in on 40.

Our young boy.

Scenario number three.

You have to fight in one of these conflicts.

Number one, the Civil War.

Number two, Nom.

Number three, the Greek-Persian Wars.

Think, you know, the film 300 is comic.

And final one, number four, the Crusades.

Woo!

It's got to pick one of those to go to war in.

Well, I know during the Crusades it was anti-Christian, right?

No, no.

Yeah, anybody who wasn't a Christian.

Anybody who wasn't a Christian.

Yeah, you were going to try to convert them or torture them until they converted.

Right.

They wouldn't do well in that.

But think about the

Persian Greek thing, though.

Can you imagine Sunday all oiled up, wearing sandals?

He's got an eight-pack.

Little skirt.

He's got that leather skirt on, sword and sandals, fucking sex pot over there.

Come on, Sunday.

You're looking hot.

So Civil War, no, who the fuck would want to be in the Civil War?

It seemed like you had almost no chance of survival.

And if you did survive, you were like deformed or traumatized or whatever.

Number is worse than the Civil War.

I think Nom's worse.

But when you got home, people were like, you're a piece of shit.

Because not only are you fighting

an invisible enemy, you don't know who the enemy is, then you got the jungle that's trying to kill you too.

Malaria.

All the fucking.

You're away from home.

At least with the Civil War, you're at quote-unquote home.

Yeah, at least you're on your own turf.

They have elephants.

Who does?

Nom.

Vietnam.

You can't worry about baby elephants and Nom.

You got to worry about your own head getting blown off or stepping on a landmine.

But then when you get home, you get spit on.

Yeah.

Baby killer.

Even if you make it out of Nom Sunday, you know, you're going to be fucking

spat on.

There's no way it's Nom.

I don't know.

Like, what is his.

I would take it from a viewpoint of like, what's my best chance of survival?

And it seems like the earlier ones,

like, there was no way to get you out of there.

Like, you know, if you're on enemy territory, it's like in the south, it's like, okay, the war's over.

You got to walk home,

you know, or maybe ride a horse.

Whereas, like, at least you were like at NAM, you had a chance of being airlifted out of there or

something like that.

But

and then the Crusades, though, he's got armor.

You know, he looks cool, like, he's dressed up as a knight.

And it's manly as shit, right?

Just no guns.

So you don't have to worry about bombs.

A lot of hand-to-hand combat.

Yeah.

Got a sword up his ass.

And the Greek-Persian thing, though, it's like, I don't know why they all went into battle fucking almost nude.

It's really weird.

Right?

Like, why the fuck were they just like, we have to be fucking ripped and nude?

Almost nude.

I don't know.

I don't know, but that movie made me feel.

You don't know.

You weren't back then, so you have no idea what

I walked away from 300 feeling bad about myself.

They're probably

having that stuff because it's probably 100 degrees degrees out there.

You didn't need any.

If you wore it out, you passed out from heat exhaustion.

I'm going the Crusades.

You're going to go Crusades?

All right.

I feel like the lack of guns and bombs and mines, you have a better chance of surviving.

All right.

I'll mix it up to keep it interesting.

I'm going to say civil war, even though originally I said probably not, but I think thinking back, it being on your home turf, maybe having a better chance of survival than the other.

you got to think about too, the factor of like he's going to have to kill.

Does he want to kill, you know, the fucking Johnny Reb?

You are on the north side, right?

I'm assuming I'm a Yankee.

Does he want to kill?

Like, it's a really like

it's tough because, you know, it's brother against brother, all that shit and everything.

But like in the Crusades, if you're just killing heathens,

it's true.

It may be more.

It may be a lot of people.

The cause is a little more clear-cut than Vietnam, for sure.

Absolutely.

So, what are you going with?

I'm going to stick with Civil War, yeah.

I'm curious.

All right, so I got the Crusades.

Rise got Civil War Sunday.

Which battle would you prefer to have gone into?

Crusades.

Oh, whoa.

Nice call.

Who wants to dress up like that?

Probably my best chance of walking out of there.

But do you have the stomach to fucking torture some some people until they fucking serious, serious torture?

Well, you know, I mean, you got to do what you got to do.

I mean, a lot of people died in the Civil War.

A lot of people died in Vietnam.

You know, it's just, you know, and the other ones, it's just, like you said,

there was nothing.

There's no protection.

You had no protection at all.

Yeah, it's just like spears.

He's gone.

And the way that they fought, too, they had different lines.

Like in Civil War, they would have just lines of.

Musketballs.

Yeah, it's just.

And if you got shot, yeah, that's ridiculous and if you got shot you die lead poisoning because it just

i just think your chances would have been better i guess back then it take a lot to really get to you

they were fought between 1095 and 1291 long time so once you yeah once you got hurt probably the chances of getting fixed up are very slim at least like

at least at least in the civil war you had morphine by that point right so like you would uh you get like injected right on the field and calling for your mom and then next thing you know, you're like, it's all good.

That's why people wonder why I did opiates.

It's like, because that's the way it feels.

It feels like even in the middle of battle, you're like, I'm dying, but it's all right.

All right.

We got a barn burner here on

what do we call this one?

Sonny's choice?

Sonny's choice?

Yeah.

Okay.

In a true deal with the devil, Satan comes to Jeff and promises that devils will become the Stanley Cup champions eight eight out of the next 10 years,

as long as you worship him and become the new Anton LeVay, who, you know, for those who don't know, the most renowned Satanist in pop culture history was Anton LeVay.

But in a twist, because that's what the devil does, he twists shit.

It's more poser antics than evil.

That's the only thing that's available to twist shit.

As Sunday has to powder his face in white pancake makeup, wear black lipstick and nail polish every day for the next 10 years, as well as he is compelled to throw up the devil horns in almost Tourette's-like fashion every 30 seconds.

He's constantly, you know, throwing up the devil horns with his fingers,

and he has to make horrible dad jokes, much like these.

You want to read those dad jokes there?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, here, okay, there's what's the devil's favorite spice.

Spice.

Spice.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Cinnamon.

Oh, cinnamon.

Cinnamon.

Okay, all right.

Little Sunday funnies for those of you.

Yeah, these are about just as good as Sunday funnies, too.

Got any other ones?

Yeah, where does the devil like to where does the devil like to vacation?

Cincinnati.

Oh, my God.

Ten years of him just like, this is all he does.

Right.

Stumbling over it.

Walks around.

It looked like

he was into the cure and telling bed.

jokes.

That was the two that were on here.

All right,

does Sunday um

take the deal knowing that if he decides to accept it, he may

lose his job?

You know, may he may lose his job.

I don't know, they had a you know, it sounds like they're not cool with furries, they may not be cool with Satanists.

Satanists that are, yeah, like are full-on, like

with the powdered face and the devil horns and all that corny stuff.

I'll make you deal.

I'll go in there tomorrow and dress like that.

And you offer me a job and pay me the same if they get rid of me tomorrow.

What do you think, though?

He loves the Jersey Devils, though.

He loves the Devils.

This isn't that much of an ask, I don't think.

For the next eight years?

Ten.

Ten years?

For the next 10 years.

Two of those years, you're going to be disappointed and haven't done it for no reason.

Right, but

there's going to be a couple really cool back-to-back-to-back ones.

Yeah.

There's got to be.

As much as Sunday loves the Devils, I feel like this would be too much of an ask because he's going to lose his job for sure.

He would have to get a different one.

The commitment to dressing like that every day, all the time.

Black.

Nail polish, black lipstick, and again, the pancake makeup.

Right.

The only one who wouldn't question this

would be you.

I don't know if anybody even noticed.

He does.

He doesn't have to be like that.

His pallor is suspect, yeah.

He looks like he's like a vitamin B deficient.

I stay inside.

Stay away from the sun.

It's not good for you.

Vitamin D or B?

I don't know which one I do.

I think it's D, yeah.

You don't know any vitamins.

The only ones you know are fucking flintstone chewables.

Yeah,

I don't think his fandom goes that far.

But

I think the genius of this question is that Satan didn't ask him to do anything crazy, like murder animals, like a like a sacrifice.

Right, right, yeah.

Yeah, like you said, his poser.

Something on the altar.

There's no like, you know, no gruesome shit he has to do.

It's just kind of like

really tame, some would say lame

antics.

Like high school poser Satan antics, yeah.

I think he loves the devils.

If they'd be a fucking glorious fucking 10 years, man, they would be like

the dynasty of dynasties.

I'm assuming he can't tell anybody why he's doing it.

Is that in the equation?

Did I say you couldn't tell you?

I don't think it says it in there.

No.

If he tells me, and I'm like, you've got to do this, I would be so fucking disappointed if he fucked it up.

If he didn't do it.

If he turned it down.

Well,

maybe he tries it for a year.

Well, maybe he tries it for two years, and those are the first two years that they lose.

And he's like, this is bullshit.

Well, he has to give it that third year, though.

Yeah, because I don't think the devil

renounces on his offers like that.

Right.

I'm still still going to say he's a little bit too level-headed for that.

If he's not putting a chip in his brain, he's certainly not going to

adopt a completely new persona for the next 10 years of his life.

But

we kind of glossed over, like, he has to keep fucking throw every 30 seconds, he had to throw up the horse.

He's with a customer.

I'm going to Cincinnati.

Yeah, I say it's too much to ask, even though.

I see him get so upset with the devils, though, and how happy he is when they do well.

It affects him, huh?

This is so, this is really fucking a toying course.

I don't know what to fucking,

you weigh in first.

Yeah, I did.

I said I don't think he's going to do it.

Yeah, I think play it safe here and wait for a

more

clearer

question or scenario.

I'm going to say no,

but it breaks my heart to think that Sunday Jeff wouldn't make that sacrifice for the devils.

That he wouldn't do it for the team.

I really, yeah, I would be highly annoyed and fucking, I may not talk to him for a long time

if he had the opportunity to have the devils become the dynasty of dynasties and he fucking was so selfish that he didn't do it.

Sunday?

Well, that's the end of the show.

I'll see you later.

There's no way of my doing that.

There's no way.

Doom,

girlfriend to my kid?

There's no way you'd be around that.

I'll be on the phone.

Every 30 seconds.

I've got a quarter.

You people throwing chains at me and shit.

Devil's going to win the cup this year.

Devil's going to win the cup this year.

But think about how much money you could make, though.

You know, the devils were going to win the cup.

At least.

The only thing that would happen for me is I would somehow, they would be like, this guy's onto something.

I would be affiliated with the devils organization somehow.

They would get rid of that mascot, and I would be out there on the ice.

Here he comes, powder-faced devil.

Yeah, wasn't there a guy who used to dance for the devils?

He was like a.

What happened with that, dude?

He's still out there.

Is he still out there doing it?

His head red.

Yeah.

So that was, so that would be Sunday, except, yeah, 24-7.

I'm opposite a putty.

Wow, though.

I'm surprised, though, because the joy that you could have given me isn't enough.

Oh, given you.

See, it's given you.

And be like,

I feel sorry for that.

Sorry, son of a bitch over there.

Look at him with his black lips.

All right, so we both got that one right.

Yeah.

All right.

okay,

due to a combination of the Canadian wildfires and a really strong fan in your house, everyone in your home has had their voice box destroyed.

Giddam has graciously donated his voice box to your family, but you must decide who gets it, knowing they will forever sound like Giddam when they speak.

Who gets Gidem's voice box?

Your child or your lover?

So not him?

No.

It's one of the two.

Okay.

He was at work so often that it didn't really affect him.

He could still talk.

He only spends like three hours at home.

Right.

Excuse me.

It's not like this, not like this kind of business.

You know?

Oh, shit.

I left the lights on.

Giddam, you still here?

Wake up.

We got work to do.

No, it's 3:30.

Is it just his voice?

It's not like he comes home and his daughter's like, how are you stanking?

No, no, no, it's not getting well that would be his voice.

But it would be everything she says sounds like Giddam.

What is he choosing?

What this is a true Sophie's choice or Sunday's choice.

Yeah, if this is a Sunday's choice, I'm going to have to say that even though it's not the most

It's not the most desirable for a young girl to have Gidham's voice, still it's his daughter.

She's young.

It'll help her communicate, even though it's a very weird voice.

Perhaps she can even work on an affect so she doesn't sound as much like Gidham.

But do you, you know, in all honesty, do you think of Gidham's voice as being extremely masculine?

No, it's actually kind of high-pitched a lot.

It's kind of le Femme.

A little bit, Femme, yeah.

Yeah, you're right about that.

She can make it work.

I think she can make it work.

And I think, like, when it comes down to it, your girlfriend's your girlfriend, but your daughter's your daughter so he's gonna I I go so you was give her the voice give his daughter the voice I go the opposite way though I think that would be hindering her abilities she's so young fuck me Sunday Jeff but she's so young that she is going to be behind the eight ball trying to find her way in this world

and find her a partner for life, you know, like with that voice, it will make her, I think, more, it'll be more of a hindrance than a boon.

So, it's that, or she's mute, one of the two, right?

Yeah, I think that I think, I think he would.

Oh, it's this is tough because I think he could deal with, you know, he loves his gal so much that doesn't matter what she sounds like,

it doesn't matter.

Like, she, she could, she could sound like Andre the Giant, it wouldn't mean change a thing.

Do you think when they first met that was the case?

Like, if she sounded like when they first met, he's like, Come here, baby, do you have this?

I think he,

when I thought about this scenario, when I put myself in his shoes,

I don't think it would help his daughter.

I think it would only hurt her trying to make her way as a young person in this world.

I think he might wait for another person to donate a voice box.

To graciously donate their voice box.

That happens all the time.

I'm going with his gal.

You're going his gal.

Okay.

I'm going to go with the daughter.

Yep.

Woo, this one's.

I don't even want to hear what this one is.

Sunday?

My daughter.

Oh, yeah.

Why?

There's just no way could I just be in bed and just listen to I'd close my eyes and I would just see it's just like you couldn't help it.

You would just be like, you would see that face and his beard and just like, I'd go limp in two seconds, man.

There's just no way.

It's not happening.

Even if she innocently was like, hey, watch this video, you would still, you would hear it and relive it.

It's just, it's not happening, man.

It's just like, like, at least I know my daughter's there, and it'd be just like, like you said, I mean, what you said before about, you know,

I could take it more with my daughter because she's also at an age where she's not, you know, like she's out doing things, and you don't see her.

It's like, I sleep with this person.

I was just like,

you know, brushing my teeth.

You know,

I don't know.

Okay.

I thought you knew me, bro.

I did.

All right.

During an extensive financial

search,

Suncoast Video has determined that Sunday is the reason for their bankruptcy.

This sounded true so far.

Suncoast lawyers have given Sunday two options.

A,

pay back the $100,000 in returns that you cost

the company.

Or B,

flip on Walt, who will spend three months in jail for the crime.

Sunday's no stoolie.

I don't see him as a stoolie.

I don't.

Sunday's no stoolie.

No.

I think Sunday is going, he's going to work out something with me, and we're going to pool our resources, and we're going to fucking come up with that fine that he's got to pay to keep me out of jail.

Well, I also think that maybe Kevin should be pooling resources as well, since it's his fucking store.

I don't think Kevin knew anything about what was going on.

He could legitimately claim fucking like

no idea what they were doing.

I never once.

So now he's like, and now I'm

on the hook for 100 grand?

Who's Jeff?

Yeah, I think that I agree with you.

I don't think Sunday Jeff would rat you out.

Because worst case scenario, then you're both to blame.

Or best case scenario, then you're both to blame.

Which one?

If he were to flip on you.

If he flips, he doesn't have to do it.

Oh, then he doesn't have to pay?

Oh, he's like it was all wall.

Yeah, and he just walks scot-free.

Right.

I think he would try to figure out a way for the $100,000.

He wouldn't take the plea deal of

flipping on me and flying against me.

Even if it was like, hey, man, you have to pay $100 a month for, you know, in perpetuity or whatever.

I know.

Looks like I ain't retiring now.

Yeah.

I got to keep working.

I got to agree.

I don't think he's a stoolie.

I think he knows that I wouldn't do well in prison.

No.

I think he knows that I probably wouldn't make it, you know, without

some serious fucking

having someone.

You're going to have some trauma going on.

He's got Giddam's voice.

Also, what jail is it?

Are you talking like a state prison?

Are you talking county lockup?

We're talking one of the fucking general drum tank.

Oh, you're in Gen Pop.

Oh, no.

It's a Texas one.

Oh, it's in Texas?

Yeah.

I don't know why.

Just imagine him doing something like

guard work and shit, like on the side of the road.

Just be like,

I feel like if you went to jail for three months, I would worry about you like I've never worried about anybody in my life.

Well, I would immediately attack the warden.

Yeah.

So I could get thrown in the solitary because he had an extra six months.

I would claw his eyes out.

I don't know if that's the way to go.

Just fucking shit.

Sunday.

So, what are you going to do in this situation?

Are you going to flip and rap me out, or are you going to try to work out a $100,000 payment to Suncoast?

Yeah, we're going to work out a hundred thousand.

Oh, okay.

I mean, because I would definitely, A, I would not think I would, I would say right off the bat that knowing that I did that, he would not allow that to happen anyway.

So, some way or another, he would get involved or something.

He would pull some kind of resources to pay the funds.

We would do emergency pod.

Yeah, yeah,

put it on band camp.

Has your pod got $100,000?

I just mentioning jail, I just started watching a series on Netflix called Unlocked.

And Tom Mumm was

on that.

He was in jail or no, he wasn't one of the.

No, he wasn't on screen.

What's that?

That's what you're going to look like.

With Donald Trump in jail, all muscled up.

So what's the score now?

Who got it?

That was the same.

I think Bry's by one.

Yep.

A tiebreaker.

Uh-oh, here we go.

This is going to decide it.

Or not.

You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff show.

Walt is standing over Giddam's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand.

Nope, finally happened.

He explains that a debate about whether a certain love boat guest was still alive or not got a little too heated, and Walt blacked out.

He came to you just as you walked in.

Do you help hide Giddam's body or do you turn Walt in?

So he can't just walk away.

He actually has to turn you in.

I think that these are the only two options.

Oh, God, man.

Either help me hide the body or turn me in.

That's a rough one.

That might be the toughest one so far.

That's why we're ending on this.

Yeah.

Because

I watch enough of these things that, like, when somebody's like, hey, can you help me hide a body?

Like, that person

always gets caught every single time.

Yeah, you only hear about the ones where they got caught.

How many ones were successful, though?

That's true.

You're right about that.

He has to factor in his woman, his daughter, his entire life, because if he is one of those guys that gets caught.

But as we've seen, though, Sunday is no snitch.

He wouldn't let me go down for Suncoast.

He's not successful.

I think this is just barely above fucking returning toys.

The murder of Gedam?

It's just barely, you know, more, a little bit more heinous than returning toys and murder.

They're right on the same page, Your Honor.

Oh, this is a tough one, man.

I'm going to let you weigh in first.

Okay.

So he comes in.

There's a bloody skull.

You blacked out.

There's no room for like, well, let's just, you know, tell the police what happened unless he rats you out.

He's either going to rat you out or he's going to help you hide the body, one of the two.

Me and Sunday are fucking lifting that fucking carcass.

It's going to take us a while, but we're going to get that fucker loaded into the back of my fucking Prius.

We are headed to the fucking...

Bottle dunk?

No, the Pine Barons.

Oh, we're going Sopranos, huh?

Yeah,

we are going to get rid of that fucking body, and we're never going to hear from Giddam again.

And we're just going to assume that, you know,

he went on a fucking trip had one too many natties yeah one too many natties and we don't know what happened

I mean the good thing is only his dad cares about him so

well I think you don't have to the lady he's living with fucking really is counting on that money she might fucking make some noise yeah she might squawk and want to know where he is she might end up in the pine barrens too

she might be helping you she might be helping us

oh boy it's a tough one but i do think i mean he didn't ratch out about suncoast but i i think if he came upon a murder scene and if he truly thought about it what it could mean if like you guys get caught which you probably would

i feel like he'd be like dude i i can't i can't i gotta

that wasn't really the whole question though i mean that's not the question you gave me all right what did i leave because it was it was for me to convince you to turn yourself in Oh, you're right.

Does Sunday help Walt hide Ginnam's body, or does he try to convince Walt to turn himself in?

Definitely tries to

convince you to turn yourself in.

I felt the way, well, my question was a little bit more,

it was a little bit more

dire for you.

It's easy to be like, oh, turn yourself in.

And if you don't, hey, it's not on me.

You're right.

Mike.

Because I think Sunday would turn around and fucking walk right out.

I don't want any part of this.

So you're saying he's going to.

I don't think he helps you hide the body.

Oh, he turns turns me in.

Yeah.

Can you imagine trying to load this carcass into your fucking Prius?

I mean, Jesus.

Sunday's been working out, though.

Yeah, it's true.

He does have big muscles.

He does have a 300 build.

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say he tries to convince you to turn yourself in.

I am going to put all my marbles in what I want the answer to be.

I can't imagine.

I want to live in a world where Sunday Jeff allows me to take the fall for murdering kids.

Makes me take responsibility for what I've done.

I'm saying he's going to help me.

I'm saying he's going to help me.

He's going to help you out, huh?

And,

you know, we're going to keep that to ourselves and we're going to get away.

In the scenario, we get away scot-free.

Does that change anything?

Oh, of course.

Of course,

it would change a lot of things.

It would change my answer.

It would change his answer real quick, too.

I'm still going to say

he's no rat.

He's no rat.

He couldn't live on himself if

he didn't try to help me get rid of that body.

Because I would do the same for him.

Bullshit.

Exactly.

You would be like, I didn't see shit.

Turn around, walk right out.

Exactly.

That's what he would do.

He'd be like, what the fuck did you do?

Oh, shit, man.

I didn't see nothing.

I didn't see nothing.

All right, Sunday, reveal.

There's no way in my throwing and helping you move his body.

There's no way.

Every accomplished fucking murder.

As much as I want to.

But how shitty would you feel then if all of a sudden he was like and it like it turned out like he's still alive and you throw it?

He's still alive and wasn't even blood.

It was blood because he got so drunk he stood up and then fucking stood up too fast.

Just like this.

And he fucking fell and he hit his head

on his face on the table.

And he knocked himself out, knocked all of his teeth out.

And that's where all the blood was from.

And I had really done nothing.

You know, and then how shitty would you feel?

Well, there would be an investigation.

No, you know, just comes to, and he's like, oh, shit.

No, no, no.

I fucking, like, I stood up too fast.

I was, we were arguing about, you know, if Teles

was still alive.

Maybe he just changed the total scenario.

No, he didn't.

He comes to, and he says that, you know, that.

It doesn't say he comes to in there.

But I said, what if he did come to?

The blood was from him fucking jumping to his feet too fast.

You know, you know, he he can't move.

Well, why is it on the bottom of a skull then?

But the skull, we were just, we were, we were on the table.

We were working on a project that the skull was there.

Seems making up shit now.

I didn't kill him.

It's like an escape room.

But you, I would feel pretty shitty if I were you.

You'd leapt to the conclusion that I had fucking killed him.

Yeah, I've seen you sometimes.

I've definitely seen you sometimes.

Get him.

If I were you, I would hide that kissing skull.

I would try to take it out of here.

Anything that could be used as a blunt object

usually it's for your own safety my anger isn't fucking

my ire isn't fucking oh there's been times about fucking if i'll if an act if some fucking z-list actor on love bonus no i've seen i've seen it firsthand though i've seen it firsthand what you temper with him so brian johnson wins sonny's choice there's another one there's still more well the other ones i think we've gone i mean there's no the other ones i'm gonna i'm gonna think we're done

you don't want a chance to win?

No, I think the other I think we I think we did some strong ones.

So you know when you when people ask you who knows you better Walter Bry.

Yeah, I don't know.

You gotta say Bryan.

You gotta say me.

You might be my radioactive man there too.

Firestorm, yeah.

Wake up, Firestorm.

Wow.

Who knew?

Who knew that Sunday had a

that's buried in him?

Any situation in which you help somebody hide a body, your daughter comes to you.

I need you, Dad.

It's still, man.

It's stuff.

There's certain things you can't do.

Yeah, you can't just do it.

You try to, at that point, it's just

battle damage.

You try to make the best of the best.

Minimize it.

Minimize the best you can.

Exactly.

You just can't.

I mean, you just can't go.

I mean, what example are you setting?

You can't.

You just can't do stuff like that.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.