#535: I WON’T Shut Up!

How could that annoy anybody that he thinks he knows everything?

He doesn't.

Maybe he comes across me and realizes I'm not likable.

Have you caught yourself mansplaining?

Yeah, I did once.

Just once.

Just once.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

He doesn't.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave.

I'm here with Waltz.

Hello.

And I'm here with someone who has all the charm and pizzazz of a BQ,

but comes in the package of a Gidem.

How y'all stanking?

Gidem, thank you for filling it.

The last minute, Q had some personal business to attend to, so no Q this week.

No.

Q light.

Could you be the fourth Joker?

Could you go in there, do you think?

Like, do you have what it takes?

I don't have that genis quai, the

likability.

Yeah.

Yeah, the charisma, the

raw sexuality that's.

Why do you think?

Well,

you used the word likability.

I like him.

I think there's many people who like him, but he's not everybody's cup of tea.

Is that the phrase?

That's pretty accurate, yeah.

And

when I see people post things like that, I'm like, what is it that annoys people about him?

Probably like a know-it-all-ness.

I think that cuts people.

That is what is so fucking brilliant about him.

Right?

To me, that's like, that's like, how could that annoy anybody that he thinks he knows everything?

He doesn't.

You know he doesn't.

So why does it bother you then?

I think it bothers people because they feel that he doesn't know he doesn't.

Confidence.

Yeah, like

this blind misplaced confidence.

But isn't that like...

Why is that not endearing instead of infuriating?

I find it fascinating.

Because I think that people, like by and large, when you have a know-it-all,

when they're telling you something, you're like, I'm being talked down to as if I don't know it.

But sometimes, though, he does know what he's talking about.

There's a lot of stuff he says that I don't know.

So much so that I'm like, is it true?

He's so accurate, though, that I'm like,

I question whether he

is a know-it-all, like, you know, know-it-all in the sense of, like, he doesn't know, really know-it-all.

Sometimes I think he does know-it-all.

I think

I try to inform people.

i don't try to i try not to i don't think i try to talk down to people you don't man splain

i try not to i i've done it once or twice and i was very uh have you caught yourself man spleening yeah i did once

just once just once yeah and it wasn't it wasn't post uh post no it was when i was the guy from mirror max oh post harvey weinstein yeah post weinstein or just

pre-weinstein oh so it's been decades since it was uh yeah we were i was so full of shit i was at an event with the website I used to comment on, and I was explaining this program called One Laptop per Child.

And now I was participating in it, and not many people knew what it was.

And so every time you explained it, every time you told people about it, you had to explain it to them.

So I get into a conversation, and it was with this nice young reporter.

I think her name was Joanna Stern.

What do you think her name was?

I know.

That was pretty quick.

I think her name was Joanna Stern.

She might have been in the 90s?

2010.

Brown eyes,

no, she might have been she might have gotten married since then.

I'm not sure.

So

I start going into explaining about the one laptop per child program.

And she's like, you know,

I am the laptop editor for this magazine.

So she goes, I'm familiar with the program.

And I apologize profusely.

And it wasn't I was doing it to her because she was a woman.

It was because every other person I've talked to in like the tech field was not really familiar with this program.

Can you mansplain to another man?

I don't think so.

I think it's not.

Why not?

Because I feel he does mansplain to me.

Sometimes I pray.

Like you take on the role as woman

as he sits there and tells you, like, well, this is how you speak.

Yeah, why would it be, why is it mansplaining if he's only doing it to a certain gender?

I think, yeah, it's sort of like

some woman, I'm assuming, coined it as a way of specifically condescending to a woman, a man condescending to a woman.

There's mansplaining, there's man spreading.

I think he's so

above and beyond that.

He mansplains to all sexes.

He doesn't see gender.

Right.

Yeah.

Doesn't matter.

Man, woman, transgender.

He'll tell you

why you're found to why you're doing it wrong and how you should be doing it.

He should be doing it his way.

Yeah.

Did you do anything for Halloween there?

Get him?

I was counting on Q being here.

I saw he went to the big New York parade.

Oh, did he go?

Yeah.

I was here.

I put a bucket of candy in Manny's hands.

I was waiting for any and all trick-or-treaters to come to the general store.

Did even one person come?

No.

No.

Nobody came to my place as far as I know.

We went to Pam's.

She has an

annual party, so we went to Pam's house, a bunch of trick-or-treaters there everywhere.

I was kind of proud of myself.

In days past, you know, a holiday gathering at Pam's, it could be a powder keg.

It had the potential to be a powder keg this year, but I was just like, you know what?

Sure, that's exactly what you did because she had been talking about how she'd been watching all old horror movies

in preparation for classics.

The classics.

And I can verify, like, I was looking on her, not to check it out, but I was

just like Joanna on her DVR.

Just like Joanna Stern, you were checking out her history just to double check or to catch her in a lie.

I just watched it.

You're watching classic monsters.

To double check and make sure that you know.

Well, what she considers a classic car movie.

A classic car movie.

Okay.

And she goes on to tell me that she watched the fog in black and white.

How'd she do that?

That's my question.

Did she watch it on black and white TV?

That's exactly what I said.

I was like, wait, are you sure you don't mean the mist?

Because they shot the mist in both black and white and in color.

And no.

And then she gets mad.

And she starts getting mad at me.

And Darren's laughing because Darren's like, oh, yeah, let's watch the foggy black and white later.

And I'm like, what?

To this day, I mean, she's 76, I think.

Her inability to be like, oh, maybe I fucked up.

Maybe I was wrong.

Well,

whose gene is it then?

Is it Edgar's gene that he has passed on or is it hers?

Because that's a Johnson trait, right?

Johnson trait that like I have to say.

I'll go down with the ship.

Yeah, sure.

Nobody likes being wrong.

I hate being wrong, but I think in my later years, as I've aged, I'm far more likely to be like, yeah, I was wrong about that.

I mean, it's easy because it's 2020 hindsight.

I'm like, oh, my God, I was wrong about everything.

As you get older, the memory starts fading a little.

Things conflate.

It happens.

Yeah, but she's still so hardcore.

This is what happened, even in the face of five people telling me that

the format in which I'm claiming I watched this does not exist.

I'm telling you, I watched it in black and white.

Are the smart TVs able to bring the contrast down so you can watch it in black and white?

Anything?

If a smart mother is working it,

I think there's like

some accessibility feature you can use on some TVs to make them like black and white or tone down the colors for like people who have trouble perceiving colors.

Really?

Yeah, it's like a little easier to see it in black and white and grayscale versus color if you have high vision problems.

So maybe Pam was like, you know what?

Maybe she was fiddling around like a little

wizard.

You need to make her TV.

She's existing with dials and knobs.

I remember reading someone tried that with the new Munster movie on their TV.

Tried to make it black and white.

Yeah, they made it black and white, with whatever the feature, the, the

feature was, and they said it kind of looked a little better.

Yeah, but I imagine it still sucked as much.

Some people still love it, and I don't know why, but I wanted to talk to Q about Terrifier 2 as well.

I saw that he went to see it on all my Q News comes from Instagram anymore.

All this guy does is go to movies, go to rock concerts, and play with squirrels.

Yeah, like that's what it would

lead you to believe.

So he's like Dr.

Q, little with him feeding those squirrels peanuts and stuff.

He's going to get nipped one of these days.

Scratch.

Oh, he didn't get the fever.

Yep.

Okay.

Cat scratch fever?

Squirrel scratch fever, I guess.

Yeah.

Something.

You know, cat scratch fever is real?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't know that it was real.

I really thought it was the Ted Nugent song, and it was about, you know,

getting pussy at an early age.

Apparently, it has nothing to do with that.

It really has nothing at all to do with that.

Now, is it related to why pregnant women aren't supposed to

change the

dark box?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

I think that's a different hazard.

Okay.

Now, with cat scratch fever, is it caused by the scratch of a cat?

Yes.

Is it?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

And it's apparently not

pretty.

Not good to get.

Yeah, it's not easy.

It's a difficult thing to kick and beat.

How do you think

they decided to go with that?

I understand

ALS became Lou Gehrig's disease.

Well, I think they came from it because it comes from a cat.

And then once they figured out

where it was originating from, I think it was just easy to call it cat scratch fever.

Oh, gross.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Lymphoratiliculosis.

Yeah, the cat scratch fever is easier to say.

Yeah.

It says it most often results from the scratch or bite of a cat, and symptoms typically include a non-painful bumper blister at the site of the injury and painful and swollen lymph nodes.

You may feel tired, have a headache, or a fever.

This lasts a long time, too.

You got to worry about infection.

And you got to get it diagnosed, too.

And it's not that common, I don't think.

So they might be searching a while

before they figure out that you got cat scratch fever.

Should they change it?

Because Nugent's kind of like he's been

sort of been canceled a little bit.

He should have been canceled, right?

You know, if he hasn't by now, should they change the cat scratch fever?

Or do people just not, or is it just me who's I think it might just be you?

I mean, was it called Cat Scratch Fever before he came up with the song and you just appropriated the name?

Should he have to go back and change the name of the song to whatever it was, Lymphomicrolichos?

As much as I don't like Tetanujit, yeah, it's a pretty great song.

Yeah, he has a rep as in the 70s as being Lerner's Guitar Gods.

He doesn't have that many great songs, though.

That's a great one, though.

Lang Dang Sweet Pu Dang?

I hate that song.

Yeah, I can't stand that kind of like, you know,

that, you know, it's so on the money,

Right.

You know,

yeah.

But that's a good song, no cat scratch fever.

What else has been going on?

I got news about I have to break the news.

I've been getting a lot of emails about it, and I wish we had

were able to post it a little earlier than this or let everybody know, but Collingswood is a no-go.

That's out?

I was going to ask you about that today.

I called early October and was informed they had no spaces for us, which they were very arrogant, like not arrogant, hostile the way they said it too.

So I don't know if they knew who

they were or they weren't answering your phone calls.

No.

They weren't returning your messages.

They were just kind of like, we have no room.

And I was like, oh, okay, nothing?

And they're like, no, nothing.

That's fucking shithills.

Yeah.

So.

Calling for a boycott.

Do you think maybe if I called up under a different auspice, like maybe with a British accent, they like

spot.

I guess we just waited too long, you know, and the place filled up for the holidays.

Well, you called them when they told you to call them, right?

But I guess if we had booked it a little earlier, you know, we would have ensured ourselves a spot at Collingswood.

It really fucks up our Christmas plans because we had a Collingswood Christmas planned.

So we're kind of out of the way.

We're going to be scrambling.

Yeah, it is coming off faster.

I kind of believe fucking October was gone, man.

Yeah.

But that's a bummer about Collingswood, but

maybe it was for the best, though.

Yeah.

It's always next year.

Yeah, there's always next year.

Mary Beth's going to be disappointed.

She wanted to unload a whole bunch of Rick and Morty pops.

That's what she collects.

She used to.

She used to until it was just like, this is fucking crazy how many Rick and Morty pops you guys are putting out.

Oh, yeah.

It's still a thing, huh?

Rick and Morty?

Oh, yeah.

They put out new episodes.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think they,

like two years ago, they got contracted for like five more seasons or something.

Wow.

So yeah.

I think they're uh

that's a tough choice to make.

I mean I understand why you make that choice, but it's also you now you gotta like you have to have five years worth of material before you're like you don't want to be like scraping the barrel after like three.

I don't know.

It depends on what kind of money they're throwing at you.

Yeah, I know, but then but then you go out as a like a like a

an aw an eh show rather than

go out like Game of Thrones?

Yeah, you end up going out like Game of Thrones, yeah.

I don't think people care.

Because I brought Game of Thrones back anyway, right?

They had like House of Dragons or something.

Yeah, but still, that's not Game of Thrones.

Is it not?

Is it pre-Game of Thrones?

Yeah, I think it's pretty, it's following the dragons and stuff.

But

I think it's a different team than whoever messed up the last season of Game of Thrones.

Well, I would fucking hope so.

Yeah, like

I was watching it, and it was just

not good.

I really hate when they forget plot points.

Like, I understand you forget some things, but it was just really horrible.

Like, you know, oh, okay, yeah, there's just a

like you're talking, you know,

like a pre-plane and car society, and they're able to cover vast distances in like a week.

Or all of a sudden, okay, we forgot that there was this huge

fleet of ships that, you know, could just destroy us all.

And, oh, yeah, we just forgot about them and didn't see them.

Yeah, I don't know.

I never watched the last uh season of game of thrones simply because people were like it's

same with um

it i didn't watch the second it just somebody who's whose opinion i respected i said was like do not watch it yeah i've heard yeah i've heard a lot of shows have bad last season like how i met your mother i think i've heard is really bad last season i don't know marybeth it's

impossible to find dexter's last season sucked well then they'll come back with new dexters they came back with new dexter i watched the first like three episodes and just couldn't get into it.

Like, Dexter.

Dexter has a kid.

Yeah.

Yeah, it didn't have the same buzz.

It came back, but I don't hear anybody really talking about it.

No, really.

What else have I watched?

I watched the rest of.

Oh, I watched the rest of Stranger Things finally since that last whole thing.

Watched everything.

What did you think?

I said to

Q the other day, I was like, you know, Walt told me that,

you know, the

what wait for the second half of the season of the season finale

and that will cost more than every episode a comic bookman put together you're fucking right holy shit man yeah they put a lot of cgi into that sucker huh a lot man and it was so long it was two hours and 20 minutes i'm like

they must just have fucking like an open checkbook at netflix right i don't know about that yeah i think you'd be surprised at how um how they may be bleeding and how they're like there's new like

what's it called?

Like, you know, when they get in the room together to get all the bigwigs, like, how do we stop the bleeding?

And there's all sorts, like, they're going to be clamping down on people using passwords.

Commercials are an option.

And

like, they need to generate more income.

We need fewer Demogorgons, more advertisements.

Yeah.

They just, they just, did they finalize that they're going to be in Fort Monmouth now?

I mean, it's just a production.

It's not the headquarters of Netflix.

No, but it's going to be like a studios.

They're going to be like filming there and stuff.

So?

Oh, I think, well, okay.

I'm not saying they're going out of business.

I'm just saying that they're going to be implementing some changes to

bring up the revenue.

More bucks for the shareholders.

I'm just hoping for open casting calls so I can get on some Netflix series

in the background.

Are there any series you would want to be on?

I don't know off the top of my head, but I'll be in the background of anything, really.

Dahmer?

Oh, I can be in the background of Dahmer.

Dammit.

Number two.

Yeah, I'll be a

quasi-gay guy drinking beer, number three.

Right, like eyeing him up, but he's not interested in you.

I don't like the frat.

Domerden?

I don't know.

Maybe he comes across me and realizes I'm not likable, like a Q.

Have you ever gotten hit on by a gay guy?

Yes, yes.

Have you?

Yeah.

I would think more than once.

Yeah, but it's tough for me to realize I'm getting hit on.

It happens a lot because I'm at gay bars quite frequently.

Well, yeah, I just, I don't realize, well, when I was, my mother bartended at a gay bar, so I was, I would, I would go down there to make sure she was okay.

So there I was at a gay bar for like two nights away.

Why would she not be okay?

Like, she's like, none of the guys there are interested, are they?

She was, this was Asbury Park in the late 90s, so it was not the nicest of areas at the time.

So her partner decided to be better off.

So

how does the first one go down?

The first time you're first time I remember, we were in New Hope, Pennsylvania, and I was there with a couple of people with a a lot of antiquing goes on there, so there is a big population there.

And I had shown up at my friend's house, and she was like, You're dressed horribly here.

Let's go to my brother's closet

and get some clothes from him, from his closet.

And he was

gay.

Yeah.

So we get down there.

So, what?

So, what were you wearing?

Can you remember?

If you can remember that reporter's name, I know you remember your ensemble for that day.

I think it was like a gray,

kind of like this, like a ghost.

No, it was a gray sweater, but it had like, I think think it had like

two black bands and like a white band.

Okay.

Is it sweater?

Yeah, like a long-sleeve sweater type.

Like a knit sweater.

Like a close-knit sweater, not like a crocheted sweater.

All right.

Yeah.

So.

And what kind of pants?

Slacks?

That I don't remember.

Probably jeans.

Probably jeans.

And I think I would fit into his jeans, his pants.

Okay, so your friend is a girl?

Yes, I was there with my friend, Jesse, her girlfriend.

Oh, yeah.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Okay.

These are you guys.

Well, no, no, it kind of does because I was sitting next to Michelle and

she's like,

we're eating, and she's like, oh, I think those guys are like making eyes at me.

And as soon as I look up, like the guy winks at me.

And I'm like, and I look down, I'm like, no, no, no.

I said, I think they're hitting on me.

So

was that the only thing that happened?

Or did they come over and talk to you?

They did not come over and talk to you.

Oh, bloom in the bathroom.

I forgot to mention that part.

I told her, I said, never one, I said, I'm not letting you dress me in your brother's clothes again.

So what did they put you into that made you so

desirable to the gay?

I think you said that sweater with it with oh, that's what you put on was the sweater.

Yes.

Oh, what did you, what did you wear there that she was like,

you're dressed awfully?

Oh, I don't know.

It was probably just like a Nirvana t-shirt or a chick to snake Robinson t-shirt, Mountain Dew.

Something I got at Kmart and I thought it was really cool.

And every moment digs.

So that was the...

She was right, though.

She put you into an ensemble that made you like

to the same sex, yes.

Could you go back to her and be like, hey, could you do that, though, for the ladies, though?

Yeah, well, I told her, I said, you're never dressing me in your brother's clothes again.

Why was it the second time?

I think it was just like at the bar, like, yeah, Brannigan's like someone just like making eyes at me from

across the bar.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I don't know if I count that, man.

Somebody likes just like the wink, maybe, but somebody looking at you.

But the people who I was with are like, yeah, they're like

coming onto you.

It's never happened, man.

I've never, I don't think it's happened.

Me neither.

Yeah, never happened.

I don't think so.

Yeah.

Apparently, I guess the bear is

coveted in the community.

Yeah.

We don't count as twinks.

Yeah, or otters or any of that shit.

What's an otter?

It's like a hairy.

Somebody who's real smooth and hairless, right?

Yeah.

Like Ming.

Ming would make a nice little otter.

But a little muscular,

from what I understand.

So not Ming.

Ming's got some muscles on him.

Does he anymore?

He's got air muscles now.

Yeah, that's about it.

Con muscles.

He's got pink muscles.

That motherfucker's so pink every time I see pictures of him.

He's drunk.

If he's on Instagram, you would think there's a pink filter.

So what should we do Black Friday then?

Should we go do the

stay open at midnight?

We can do it.

It was a big hit last year.

mean,

well, hopefully, we won't have the.

We won't have the COVID shit too.

Yeah, we'll keep Chuck away for at least two weeks beforehand.

Yeah.

But maybe, like, you know,

do it till like maybe three, call it at three, and then reopen again at 11 a.m.

on Black Friday.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going to say 24.

All right, but you'll stay then?

Yeah.

All right.

I'll stay.

All right, 24 hours.

That was my house.

If you want, I'm not going to stay 24 hours off.

Oh, I know, yeah.

I go home and I'll come back.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, last year it was a solid two hours and then nobody.

Crickets.

Nobody.

Crickets went home.

Yeah.

I've gotten very used in the past couple weeks of no one being here at all while I'm just sitting at the desk twiddling my thumbs.

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Would it be okay if I started practicing my tambourine in the store while you're here?

I wouldn't mind.

I mean, I'm sure you could pick it up rather quick.

Okay.

I could jam along with the 70s

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I have, even though, I mean, the last time we recorded was some time ago, it was

October, yeah, for Halloween, which I might add, rancor.com said was the number one Halloween podcast of all time.

If they did it, they should have.

Oh, okay.

You're lying.

I was like, man, do we own a rancher.com or something?

Did you buy it and not tell us?

We have a stake in it.

Speaking of Halloween, I don't know if we can cut this if you'd like.

Speaking of Halloween, I'm not sure if you've heard about

the couple incidents that happened over Halloween.

It might tie into you learn something every day.

Hitler-type stuff?

Yeah, there was a gentleman who worked at a children's museum and dressed up as Hitler.

So far, so good.

Go ahead.

And they fired him.

Which is

understandable.

Nice story.

But apparently,

he has developmental issues, and he didn't see the

error in his way.

No, he didn't.

He called the R card.

He said he thought it was mocking Hitler because he was, and there's like videos of him throughout the town, like that people took.

And he's kind of slapstickingly

being Hitler.

Like, he thinks he's a little bit of a.

Wait, would you say he's the director, though?

No, no, he works at a

children's museum.

Well, no longer.

Does he work there?

Nope.

Even with special needs, you still can't get away with that.

I'm sorry, yeah.

There is no get out of jail card for dressing up as Hitler in 2022.

There is none.

Yeah, but there is no card.

But can you,

I think that he has some things in his favor of Hitler being slapsticky in

things like Hogan's Heroes, JoJo Rabbit.

How old is this guy?

20-something?

Yeah, he has never seen an episode of Hogan's Heroes.

Oh, come on.

The people who have a problem with him dressing up that way are probably like late teens, early, or into their 20s.

They would be like, I would have a problem with it, too.

You work at a children's museum, you should know about it.

Oh, yeah, everybody has a problem with it.

But I don't think the people

in their 20s are going to even attempt to put it into context and be like, well, there was this show in the 60s.

What was the other thing you had?

There were two instances of the city.

Well,

that was the one where they actually identified the person.

The other one was a gentleman wandered in in a Nazi uniform to a bar and like Soho.

Oh, I saw.

They started yelling at people and shit.

Yeah, they were yelling at people.

They were freaking everybody up.

Yeah, yeah.

But it was mostly about.

Just made the news, though.

Just a random drunk walked into a bar and got into an argument just as a Nazi universe.

Because someone pulled out a phone and started videotaping it and put it up on

the internet and it takes off like it usually does.

But I mean, the people who are like, we're going to shame him, it's just like,

I don't think that's going to work.

Like, do you know how off you have to be to dress up as Hitler, go into a bar and start barking shit at people?

Yeah, you have to be looking for you have to be looking for trouble.

Yes.

You want trouble.

Like my life is in need of trouble, bad.

It's like fight clubs.

It's like a step below suicide by cop.

You know, because you're just looking to get your ass fucking pummeled.

Right.

So I'm trying to find a way.

You're screaming at people in a bar dressed in a Nazi uniform.

And you explain it.

Is it not like

holding a toy pistol and telling a cop that you're going to shoot them?

It's pretty much the same.

I mean,

in fact, it takes more work.

You have to go out and look.

That's why a pistol is easy to find.

Did you hear about

that whole controversy with Kyrie Irving?

Yes,

he won't apologize.

I couldn't figure out what he said.

He tweeted a link to a very anti-Semitic movie that's on Amazon.

Whatever's coming his way,

so be it.

He's a fucking idiot.

But what I find really fascinating, though, is that the movie that's on Amazon,

no one's going after Bezos for fucking having the fucking movie on his platform.

Why are people like, why is this movie on the

Do you know?

I don't remember what the name of it is, but I haven't read that much about it.

But someone brought up, I just saw someone state that, and I agree with them.

I'm like, why is Bezos not taking as much

condemnation?

There's a what's it condemnation

for having this and not removing the movie.

Like, why is Bezos allowed to make money off this fucking movie?

Well, it's a documentary, I believe, correct?

Yeah.

Okay, so it's

doesn't mean it.

It doesn't mean anything, though.

It's like, if you if Kyrie Irving

is going to take is going to, you know, it's going to take this much criticism, how can the fucking guy who has it on his own platform not take the criticism because the movie is so outlandish and so incendiary and full of fucking falsisms and horrible stereotypes and everything.

How can fucking

what's the guy's name?

Bezos?

How can he not fake face any criticism?

It doesn't make any sense to me.

He's still fucking out there and never has to fucking answer to why he has this on his platform.

There are many people who find many movies offensive and that I mean is it's

you know but if this but if the but if the guy who tweeted a link about it

wasn't that, it was that he refused to answer if he was anti-Semitic.

When asked if he was anti-Semitic, he said he could not be anti-Semitic because he knows where he came from.

That was his.

Okay, so it's not the link then?

It was posting the link, but then not walking it back.

Well, it says he took to Twitter to boost a movie and a book called Hebrews to Negroes, stuffed with anti-Semitic tropes.

Description for the film states that it uncovers the true identity of the children of Israel, while a similar one for the book reads, since the European and Arab slave traders stepped foot into Africa, blacks have been told lies about their heritage.

The book exposes

ideas in line with more extreme factions of the black, Hebrew, Israelites, which have long history of misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia, and especially anti-Semitism.

Okay, so these are the...

So the black Israelites, the guys who stand on the corner in New York and fucking scream at everything.

And

they were at the focal point of that, the gentleman in Washington, the kid who was supposedly smirking in the face of the American Indian.

It was because the black Israelites were screaming at them.

And

again, but I don't understand how Bezos can have this on his platform and nobody go after him, though.

Right?

It is strange.

Well,

he's making money off this movie, right?

He's getting, I don't know how much of it.

In the book, yeah.

In the book, yeah.

In the book,

and

I don't understand why Bezos doesn't get the same treatment.

Like, like, get on, get him, put a fuck of fire under his ass to make him remove it then.

Uh, yeah, I guess you could.

And I'm sure, I'm sure he would be like, This, whatever this is, is not worth it to me, so get rid of it, right?

I believe he would too, probably, right?

He doesn't, I mean, whatever he's making off it has got to be peanuts,

nothing, but then is it a slippery slope to

what is the

threshold of how many people have to be insulted for it to be

it's fluid i mean it's fluid that's all it is you don't know what it is roots features a lot we've learned anything we've learned that the word roots features a lot of racism and stuff uh you know we don't want

i think it was more an accurate portrayal though right roots i mean it was like it was it was it was made in an era when they were trying to

show people

you know, the horrors of slavery.

But if there's, if these group of people supposedly have evidence that they are descendants from.

They don't.

What are you talking?

It doesn't.

If the fucking.

If the guy could get this much, the athlete for promoting the link can be canceled, then the fucking guy who fucking has it on his platform should also face the same scrutiny.

I'm not, was, I don't know, I seem to recall that Kyrie was not the most looked up to or people.

He's a fucking, he's a flat earther.

Yeah.

Oh, he's one of these guys.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's he's out there.

He's got some.

I'm not sure if he's one of the people who insulted the fans.

I don't know.

There was.

I don't know.

I hadn't heard about him.

I wasn't even aware of him until it was in conjunction with Kanye West and all his anti-Semitic stuff.

He thought he was on

uncancelable, right?

He thought so.

He was wrong.

He thought so.

There's lots of conspiracies.

Apparently, there's some MK Ultra person who's in charge of him.

I watched an interview with him.

He looks like he's mentally ill.

He really does.

I mean, there's no if, ands, or buts.

He looks like he's

he doesn't really answer questions.

He dances around things and then just tells you what he wants to talk about.

And his eyes look like he's dealing with some like some mental issues.

Well, yes.

Pete Davidson's sleeping with his

ex-wife.

Well, was.

I don't know if he is anymore.

Did you see?

I rarely have a kind word for the Kardashians, but did you see, I think it was Kylie, no, Courtney Kardashian, one of them, dressed up as the Bride of Frankenstein for Halloween.

Looked really good.

Looked really good.

She's got the dough to hire a fucking professional makeup man in Hollywood.

She's got the guy doing the walking dead thing.

Didn't one of them dress up as Mystique?

One of them dressed up as Mystique.

And supposedly they did it at a a party that wasn't supposed to be a

costume party, so it made it even more outrageous.

But it looked damn good, you know, from what I saw.

Yeah,

I think one of them, I think one of the Jenners dressed up as sexy Jesse from Toy Story.

Yeah, I saw a lot of

mentioned that to me, yeah.

Did you not like that?

I didn't care because it wasn't like she wasn't at a kids' party or like walking through the like Disney World.

Plus, she's not

heavy set.

No, the costume was not as

provocative.

Yeah, it was not as provocative as the one I saw.

It was slutty, but I just did.

It was not as provocative as the one that was like tight-cut and low-cut as the one I saw in California.

I mean, Florida.

Yeah.

So.

Who would think it?

Get him a prude.

I'm not prude.

Just there's a place for certain things and there's a time for certain things.

Oh, prissy boy.

I don't think it makes it out.

I'm prude.

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Why is she buying them?

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He's so muscular.

He is.

That's what I'm saying.

Like he like Rocket.

Like Rocky coming down the

walking the streets of Philadelphia.

That's the eye of the tiger.

I have little news stories here.

Like I've been collecting them for the past couple weeks.

Hopefully they go over better than mine.

Did one was

the gentleman who dressed up as header.

One was specifically for a cue because they're trying to cancel Bill Murray.

No, why?

I guess he's a little bit too.

I've heard of this, right?

This is an old story?

Is this resurfacing?

I think so, yeah.

I think he's a little bit too

flirtatious on sets and also an asshole.

Really?

He's got a reputation for being a total asshole.

Should there be a

statute of limitations?

For what?

For things like movies.

Yeah.

Movies you made in the past.

Tweets you make in the past.

Like after five years.

Like, what's the age or the time that it takes a person to change?

Well,

I just read an article a short little bit about a girl who was a

sports reporter for college.

And there was some tweet that came out from like,

I don't know, fucking 2013 when she was 17 years old or something.

Okay.

Something.

They never said what the tweet was, but they said it was like racially charged.

And now delete a tweet.

Yes.

And she got fired from her position and she

had to apologize.

Or apologized anyway.

Yeah, I if I could

if I could, like, like if I could just speak to every young person, like every high school kid.

They're listening.

This is telling Steve Dave, baby.

I would be like, don't tweet anything except the most vanilla shit.

Like smiley emojis and shit.

Yeah, like

even, don't, don't even tweet then.

It's like you're just putting yourself out there for,

it's just not worth it.

It's just not worth it.

Because the joke you make today,

next year might be like, all right, let's burn them at the stake.

Or let's not let them in the college.

Or let's deny them or fire them from their job.

Yeah, you know, social media, I mean, I wonder if the people who created social media

realized

what it would become.

You know, like.

I think they had utopian dreams about it.

It'll be great.

You know, people can post their happiest thoughts online and share it with the world.

They didn't think of the ramifications for people who

aren't

socialites and who don't have huge circles of friends.

And they didn't realize that it would become even more

detrimental to their mental health.

Like when they see people like, oh, look at this person's, like this person is doing something.

You know, look at the life they're living.

And what am I doing?

And it's like

you just described me looking at q's instagram

but did they not see that that would be the fallout that it would be a very

right there would be a lot of people being like oh i want well not just like the lifestyle they're leading but like the bodies that they have or the wealth that they have or do you think they knew the people who create like did you or do you think they just like they They knew, but they're just like, you can't let the genies out of the bottle asshole.

Fuck you.

There's nothing you can do.

You just got to deal with it.

Sounds like a direct quote from Elon Musk.

I would respect the hell out of him if he said that.

I think it takes on a life of its own.

And you can't sometimes anticipate.

It's impossible to think of every

smart people, though.

They're smart people, but these are smart motherfuckers.

But you almost want to.

They had to know, like, okay, well, if this is going to happen, then A and B is going to happen.

And if A and B happens, then C and D is going to happen.

And then it's a nightmare.

I doubt they took a step back and were like, well, a certain percentage of people will commit suicide.

Because that's another thing from, like, I saw that some girl, she was like, she lived in Florida.

She was a hockey player and she had been talking to some other, she was 16, talking to some other girl's boyfriend.

And the other hockey girls and the, people on the girls' hockey team, like, just ridiculed her relentlessly, bullied her relentlessly to the point where she kills herself.

And I'm like, I've been bullied here and there, like, you know, in grammar school and shit, and then maybe a little bit in junior high.

You can't even conceive of.

You don't know.

You don't know if it's as

it's hard to

understand, or not hard to understand, but

is it worse to be bullied

cyberbullying?

Or

is it worse to be bullied in the 70s where it was like, where you could,

you could escape it a little bit?

Well, if you got bullied in high school or you got bullied in the 70s, it's like you're on your way home, you're like, oh no, I'm going to get my ass kicked.

Your ass got kicked, and then everybody went on their separate ways.

It's also the same thing.

When you got home,

you didn't go online and then be like, hey, man, you got your ass kicked.

Yeah, so it's like, I think it, I think it's just,

it's like 24-7

in your face.

I mean, I guess you can be like, the answer is, well, don't go online, but I think it's a.

It seems to not be an answer for people that are that younger.

Well, I agree because I think it's a naive answer, I think, at this point.

It's like, well, it's like, don't breathe.

Yeah, you have like the classes are sharing things on, you know, the teachers are sharing things with the students online.

Your classes are online.

You have to attend classes online.

You know, you're so much have to be online.

It's almost, it's a, it's a natural, it's, it's, it's like an appendage.

You can't really just cut off that portion of it, you know, when everything else is so interconnected.

Right.

But I guess you can stay off to Facebook or anywhere that people can at you, right?

Yeah, but like a lot of places, like, you know, like if you were a part of a sports team, you know, everyone's like on a group chat, like on, like on a Facebook or something.

So it's, you're, you're there anyway.

Right.

You know, it's, it's.

I have to mention it's like

this girl, for example, it's like she should be able to go on Instagram or Facebook.

Like it shouldn't have to turn into like, well, just don't go on.

Like you remove yourself from the situation rather than all these assholes change their behavior.

But they're not going to, though.

They're not going to.

But I guess, I don't know, like, did she not tell the school?

Like, I didn't say in the article, but it's like.

Does telling the school even help?

I don't know, man.

No, because then

you probably get sued if you're fucking like, hey, stop bullying people.

Because then people complain that the school is interfering in people's after-school lives

and stuff that doesn't happen in school profit.

There isn't.

It's a

they, I remember scientists decided to create an AI bot

to be able to interact with people online.

And within something like two days, it became racist.

Yeah, everybody was calling them like N-word.

Yeah, and it was just, it was, it was, it was sucking in, it was sucking in what was being said to it and trying to assemble it and come back out.

And it just ended up becoming racist.

It's like, I don't think the scientists, scientists are picturing, like, I will be able to share this paper that I wrote with everyone in the world, and it will be great.

It's a utopia.

You know, information.

I could use this to play chess with someone across the world.

And no, people use it to, you know, send naked pictures of someone, you know, that they took all around the school to embarrass them.

It's

depressing.

It is, yeah.

And I think that, you know, children are at a, you know, they're.

They're children.

They're still developing their minds.

They're still developing their brains.

They're still developing their personalities.

Everything about them.

They're not,

you know, they think that school is life.

That, you know, and it's drilled into them too, like, oh, this will go on your permanent record.

I've never had my permanent record ever brought up in my life, except at school.

And, you know, kids think that, you know, like the friends they have in middle school are going to be their friends for the rest of their life.

And sometimes it's true.

And it's true.

We looked at your permanent record before we hired you.

I didn't see a truck back up.

But I think it's, you know, it's, and it's tough because, yeah, they're going through so much through puberty as it is.

You know, I mean, children have a suicide rate to begin with.

When you think back to your, to your childhood, though,

would you want to inject something like social media into it?

I look back at our time in like the 70s and 80s.

Yeah.

No, absolutely not.

Yeah, exactly.

Me too.

There's not one part of me that would be like, I wish that this was around back then, too.

See, I'm in between you guys.

I'm in between you.

I'm in between you guys and the kids.

So you have a different kids today.

You're so desperate to be like have you one foot in the world with the kids today?

Your feet, both your fucking feet,

fucking

outridden feet are fucking, are basically in our circle.

No, no, because like I'm closer to the old man than you are.

No, because when I when I was growing up, AOL was just coming out, so like you were getting into buddy lists and things like that, and Facebook was just starting to come out, you know, MySpace, all that other stuff.

Now it's fully ingrained.

Like, you know, it it was, you had to actively seek it out.

Like, you know, it was something else to do.

Now it's just like, like I said, it's ingrained.

It's, it's necessary.

Yeah.

I see all kinds of tweets on like,

like one of the things that people love to say on Twitter is like,

if this was about black people, it would, this person would definitely be suspended.

Cause you see, like, I saw some tweet from a black lady that was like, hey, white people, do black people a favor and don't go see Wakanda Forever on its opening day.

Right.

Which to me is A,

no problem.

For you.

Yeah.

For me, I'm like, fuck.

I really wanted to go see Black Panther the opening weekend.

Where's my blackface paint now?

But I won't.

But the only thing is, like, but now what you're doing is you're going to attempt, like, what you're going to do is make it the most underperforming Marvel movie.

If all white people stay away.

Well, I don't think Disney, this wasn't a rep at Disney significance.

No, no, no.

This is just something.

Yeah, so I mean, I don't, yeah, I'm sure Disney is just like, fuck, I wish that wouldn't happen,

you know, but they can't, they can't really come down too hard because,

you know,

it's a fucking chess match, man.

The world today is a chess match, and you better be, who's the best chess player, that Russian dude?

Kasparov?

Yeah.

Everyone's trying to be Kasparov.

You are.

You are.

Bobby Fisher, yeah.

Was he the American or the Canadian?

He was the kid.

I know, but was he.

from New York, yeah.

Yeah.

Or possibly Canadian, one of the two.

Does Elon Musk taking over Twitter give you any hope for

a more level playing field?

He seems like he's a provocateur.

A total troll, right?

Yes.

And

I think if what he's saying is true, that it loses $4 million a day,

why'd you buy it then?

If he's telling me.

If he thinks he can turn it around, maybe.

Yeah.

I don't think so.

If you're losing $4 million, what do you got to do to turn it around to get make so at least you're not losing money

right well instituting the eight dollar fee for the blue check mark no one's gonna do that just just on principle people will be like fuck you

see I like I don't know anybody would you had a blue check I have a blue check I don't have a blue check right would you pay eight dollars for that fucking a month I would not right I think and you don't have an I you know in you don't even have an agenda like you don't have like you aren't even going to do it at a spike you're just like I'm not spending eight dollars I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I'm like, I do the math.

I'm like, that's almost $100 a year to have a blue check market.

Yeah, and what does it do for you?

But there will be people who are like, you know, are putting two fingers up.

Like, are you fucking out of your mind?

I'm more valuable to your platform than you are to me.

You should be paying me to be fucking posting shit, like these big names, like LeBron and

these guys.

Stephen King was one who had a problem.

Yeah, these guys who like have a zillion of followers, and you know, they're more valuable to the platform

than the platform is to them, I would think.

Yeah.

I saw, it was kind of funny, like AOC had some smart, snarky remark for him about like, oh, a billionaire charging $8 for free speech, laughing my ass off, blah, blah, blah.

And then he just wrote, your criticism is noted.

Now pay $8.

I mean,

who does he sound like?

He sounds like Trump.

Yeah, he does.

I mean, he really does sound like Trump.

Like, he wants to

press buttons and he wants to...

But why would you fucking buy this if it was losing four million dollars a year i mean a day a day what did i say a day or was it a day a day yeah is it a day i think it's a day

but i think

that's also slashed like four thousand jobs

because that seems like an impossible to make that uh get it into the black then if it's losing that much money

claims twitter losing four million dollars a day as widespread layoffs begin uh through ad revenue and such because he's saying and he is saying that there's special interest groups pressuring the advertisers not to advertise on Twitter.

But the advertisers had to know it was coming.

This is one of the smartest men on the planet.

But the advertisers are saying it's because we're not sure what the hell you're going to do with this platform, so we're not really going to want to spend money on it if it's just going to

go down the crap hole.

Like, do ads work on Twitter?

I don't know what's considered an ad.

Is it like when it's like the sponsor?

There's sponsored tweets, there's stuff, but there is actual ads.

I have ad blockers on

a lot of my computers, so I really don't see ads to begin with.

And it happens on Facebook.

They suggest things for you.

Instagram, I see ads too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Post, yeah.

And

is that definitely happening?

Happening, the $8?

He said so.

He said it was going to be like, for the $8, you get the blue check mark, half as many ads, the ability to

post long-form audio and video.

Edit, I believe.

Edit it.

Yeah, you can edit tweets.

Oh.

So if, like, back in 2011, you used the N-word tweets.

So if you don't have a blue check, you tweet something, you're like, you know what?

Maybe I should take that down.

You won't be able to?

You can take it down, but they're giving you the ability to edit the tweet itself.

What's the difference?

The difference is, like, if I make a tweet and like 50 people already spelled something wrong.

And a bunch of people already liked it and commented on it.

Now I have to delete it and make another tweet, there's less likely that people are going to re-engage.

Yeah, they might not like your tweet.

I don't think even $8 from all the people with blue checks is going to help the cause and get them into the black.

Okay, now we know another verified Twitter user, Ming Chen, which was a big fucking deal when he got like, I remember when everybody

on the chaos got their blue checks,

they were pretty fucking happy about it.

And

yes, he does have one now.

Would he pay for it?

He would pay for it.

He definitely would.

And there is another person who has.

Yes, yes.

I was talking about that person, too.

And I remember how pleased they were with the person who wasn't.

I remember him coming in with the donuts.

He was floating all day because he had a blue check.

And I didn't say anything, but I was just like, I don't see the cachet that comes with this.

I can.

I was.

You wanted one?

I know.

I was when I was on the Gawker Network, they they rolled out a thing called Star Commenters.

And you got

you know, but you're that's your existence, though.

That's your, that's your, that's your world.

You got special privileges, you've got a little star next to your name.

And I got mine taken away once.

And it was,

it was devastating.

Like, it became my, for like a solid week, it was me groveling to anyone that I could that I wanted my star back and how much I missed my little star.

That's But that was earned.

That's a small world.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That says a lot, though.

That was earned.

That was your comments are worthy enough, and you are

enough to earn the star.

So it meant a lot to me.

And I was talking about going back to

Black Friday and us opening at midnight.

We're going to have a couple new pieces of merch

to promote on Black Friday.

We'll put a wall somewhere up on the website on Black Friday at midnight.

And I know there was a lot of people I said emailing me that they were planning trips to come out in November.

I know people from like the UK.

And I'm like, oh my God.

And we hadn't met

and I haven't really been able to do much lately.

And

I know the curator's coming.

Curator's coming Tuesday, I think he said.

I'm not going to be here Tuesday.

You're the curator?

Unfortunately, like, it's not like I have some

issues going on in my life right now, or else I would be here.

But unfortunately, this is a rough time for me.

And

I felt bad that I saw the curator's like, I'm primed and ready to come to Jersey.

Get him over here, though.

Can you do me a favor?

Can you be

the curator's New Jersey guide for while he's here?

Like, you know, take him out, show him the spots, give him a little tour.

Show him like the best

coilets.

Go.

Just around the plaza.

Yeah.

She's going to introduce him to Mark.

Like, Treat him right.

Treat him like he's

a prince.

From another country visiting the TSD town.

Yes.

Prince curator.

Yeah, I will be the attache.

I'm sure he's coming with his wife, too.

The cultural attache is what I'm saying.

And Yochar, and I'm going to give you go into the petty cache, pick him up something at Carvell.

Okay.

You know, give him an ice cream if he wants.

Two straws with a shake for him and his wife.

I really felt horrible because, like, I got so much going on this week.

And

yeah, and he was so excited.

I saw in a tweet

to come to TSD town.

Would it save the wound if I came down and said hello?

Oh, yeah.

You're hard yet.

I am.

You are.

Yeah, you're a unicorn.

All right.

Well, let me know, General.

Let me know when he's coming, and I'll stop down and say hi and hang in a little bit.

Maybe you could drive by and wave.

True.

You.

No, I won't even be around.

You know, I don't know know when I'll be around.

It could be Thursday, though.

Curator, if you're around till Thursday.

Just extend your stay in the hopes.

A lot of people email me about they were coming to the office.

I didn't even email them back because I've just been out of it.

And

it's it's but I'm planning, you know, like I said, I'll be ready for Black Friday.

Strong comeback.

Yes,

Black Friday.

We have two to make up.

This will be our makeup one for us.

For me and you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This time, Leah, let's not try to.

We should travel in circles like the president and the vice president.

They go on different planes.

Yeah.

So we can't catch.

Get the moon suit on.

There you go.

We just crossed over an hour.

What does that mean, Walt?

Means we were struggling, huh?

Yeah.

Means we're limping to the finish line.

I thought you had some news.

Some news articles that you had.

Oh, I got more news.

Yeah, you want to hear more news?

Give us one more.

Okay, one more.

Give us a strong one.

Okay.

So, this guy in Wisconsin dressed up like.

Yeah.

No,

I had a couple sports stories.

This is actually.

Oh, I love sports stories.

World Series is going on.

Anybody catch the World Series?

I did not.

Is it over?

It could be over tonight.

Yeah, was it 3-2?

3-2, yeah.

This one was from a while ago.

I thought this was like

this is like, I would not want this to be my daughter.

Daughter of high school football legend accused of sexual abuse as athletic trainer.

Okay.

Well,

does anybody want that to be their daughter?

No.

Even a high school legend?

But if you're a legend, like, let's say to me, like, let's say I have a high school daughter and she's out doing this shit.

Nobody's writing an article about it, probably.

You said high school legend, though.

So somebody is writing a high article.

Who is this guy?

He was a high school legend.

Through four touchdowns on the game.

A former California athletic trainer whose father was a legendary high school football coach.

Coach.

Okay, all right.

Yeah.

Is accused of sexually abusing teen football players dating back more than a decade.

And then you look at this girl.

There she is.

I need my glasses.

Hold on.

Normal-looking girl, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just average looking.

Average-looking

coach.

She,

there are six players suing her and the school system

saying that they would include.

Oh, wait a second.

I just said the fucking thing jumped.

The coaches were all suspicious of her behavior prior to her getting caught.

She would be in the locker room for the varsity football players, training rooms, weight rooms, classrooms, bathrooms, in vans.

In vans rooms.

In vans to football-related events, and at a few homes.

These are places where she banged people.

Wow.

Essential abuse of the miners took all over all the campus.

Let me ask you a question, Bri.

You're in high school.

You're an athlete.

Right.

You're on the team.

You played basketball.

Assistant coach

comes on to you and you.

Like, well, Mr.

Wilpang.

It's not that I'm not flattered.

No, it's a female coach.

Right.

And

she seduces you.

Are you mature enough to keep it a secret?

Or do you tell people?

There's a lot of things to consider.

If I tell, I may not get it again.

Right.

So that would be the forefront of my thought process.

Like,

but

you're dying to tell somebody because you want to be like, this is unbelievable.

Right.

Yeah.

And it's not like, we'll assume it's a good-looking one, not like

our school did a lot of people.

Oh, really?

So you're saying like a 60-year-old Betty Kimmer.

I'm like, I don't mean to brag boys, but

it's still.

When she goes sober, you know.

It's still like, it's still taboo.

Right.

I would still, even if you told me that, if you came to me

to paint a picture of

the female gym teacher, she looked like she had been left out for a couple summers,

you know, and, you know, like sunbathing and like never put on any suntane lotion and was rather leathery.

She was leathery and not very,

she would have a hard time seducing you, but she could probably get the job done.

She was an adult, so that's still, again, it's the same thing.

All right, let's get to know.

Would you be mature enough to

keep it in check?

At that time,

now I'm I'm good at keeping secrets and shit.

Now I'm good at locking it down.

Back then,

so we're going to assume that he wants it, even though it's he, who's he?

Um me.

Yeah,

of course he does.

He's a fucking

he's 15 years old.

Yeah, 15 years old.

It's a horrible trope that it's okay if a hot teacher seduces a hot female teacher seduces.

It may be horrible, but it's true.

It's so true.

It's to deny nature then.

It's to deny nature to say that a 16-year-old boy

and if a woman in her 30s comes onto him, he's going to be like

scarred for life.

Not all.

Some people will be.

No, I do believe that to say he won't be scarred is ridiculous, though, because it does fuck with you, I think.

Like it fucks with your...

It'll fuck with you later on.

Because probably at 16, you don't have the emotional

and maturity to be like, this isn't love.

She's fucked up.

Yes.

This is a person who has power over you, can alter your life.

Yes.

That kind of deal.

Of course.

And she's also playing

Russian roulette with her own life.

At any point, she could be found out and destroy her own life.

The most insane.

Destroy it.

And everybody around her.

The most insane.

Mary Kay Laterno.

People still remember that name.

Sure.

She's dead now.

She's died.

Poor Mary Kay London.

So a 16-year-old get him.

Are you mature enough to keep it a secret?

Or are you...

Are you telling?

Are you telling?

That is.

I would tell my friends, my parents would never find out.

I feel like you would tell your dad, and then your dad would drag you down to the school.

I don't know.

No, he's not a parent.

Yeah, not his dad.

No, not my dad.

No, no, no.

That's not something I like.

Your dad's law enforcement.

I don't think he would.

I don't think he would.

The level of sex talks my father and I had where

we were watching the video for Simply Resistible and my father

Palmerwood?

Yeah.

father.

All the hot models that looked exactly alike.

Yeah, and he goes, He goes, you know, those are really attractive women, you know.

That was.

So he never gave you the talk?

I don't know.

No, I learned that in school.

It's a school they showed you how to

brought out the in two different schools, public school and private school.

Yeah, they brought out the wooden thing and with the

you know, they gave everyone a minute to laugh.

They brought out the condom.

You got to practice rolling it on.

Oh, wow.

We never got that.

No, no.

See, I told you there's a difference.

So, what?

Okay, 16-year-old, get them, Steve Dave.

Wanted it.

Wanted it with a passion.

Wanted it with a passion.

Okay, so let's say

a 30-something-year-old woman is kind enough to.

Oh, I could tell you the situation.

I could tell you the situation right now because it was at my summer camp.

Wait a minute, there was a summer camp.

There was somebody I wanted, somebody I wanted.

I was at summer camp, and it was the her name, her name was Jan, and she was the.

What was the name of that reporter?

Joanne.

And she was, she was a MELF.

And before the time of MELF, she was a MELF.

Yeah, she had kids at the camp, and her husband worked at the camp.

But she was the swimming instructor, so she was out there in the one-piece

swing instructor.

I thought you meant like swinging, like swinging singles.

Swimming instructor.

Is that why you thought you had a shot at 15?

No, but I was just like, you know, she'd be like in the one-piece swimsuit and just be like, oh, like, oh, I want her to give me a swim lesson.

And,

you know, supporting me and her hand just slides down.

Yeah, you know, little, little lonely get him.

You know, going through the.

Okay, now is get him,

is there any chance on the planet you can handle that kind of pressurized, like, secret?

Or you got to keep it

lock it down.

I want to say yes, but I'm going to say that.

There's no way.

Yeah.

There's no way.

Just my love.

I feel the same.

I feel like I want to say I could, but

it's just human nature to be like brag, man.

Yeah, to be like, because you can't believe it happened.

Right.

And you want someone else to be like

sharing that disbelief and be like, yeah, like, can you believe it?

Like, it makes it real.

Yep.

I like this line in the article.

This made me laugh.

So

she was not only messing around with the players, she was messing around with some of the coaches, and the coaches joked about her actions and dubbed them Tiffany's special treatment.

Her alleged inappropriate behavior connected to the legal action took place from 2001 to 2007 with players whose range ages range from 14 to 17.

the lawsuit reportedly claimed she had sexual intercourse and gave oral sex to the teen boys and this is my favorite line the sheer volume of oral copulation and sexual intercourse occurring between the woman and the minor student athletes was not insignificant

what happened to her what the fuck happened to her that's what happened to her you're like what happened to her like you're obsessed with blowing young guys.

Could it be like nymphomania?

Yeah, children.

Yeah, 14's pretty good.

Could it be like nymphomania?

Maybe.

Could be.

I'm no doctor.

Yeah, that's rough because, like you said, like

her whole family now has to deal with that kind of shame.

The fallout is devastating.

The fallout is like it's just below murder, I think.

It's pretty bad, yeah.

It's just like it, like

if she was like killing the kids and storing them underneath her

porch,

that's just a little bit worse than like being the like knowing that they had like the family has to read about all her blowjobs.

Yeah, like she blew so many people they lost count.

It's insanity.

We have insanity.

We had a woman who worked at our farm.

We eventually let her go for stealing.

And she ended up getting caught having parties with her son and his friends.

She was inviting the friends over and sleeping with them.

And it like destroyed the family.

That would be a rough one.

If it's like, oh, by the way, all your friends are fucking your mom when you're in high school.

Okay, no,

let me ask you this because,

like you said, it's there

to deny it's not titillating like when you

see, especially if you see somebody who is extremely attractive and you think to yourself, How come, why the fuck?

Why couldn't that happen to me when I was a fucking teenager?

It's just that fantasy.

I'm sorry if that's fucking Mrs.

Robinson, yeah.

I mean, but but why, again, though, like there is a difference, and people will say there isn't, but like

she basically is Sandusky, and Sandusky is a fucking monster, right?

He's reviled.

People are literally

switching, yes, he is literally the epitome, the definition of a monster.

Yeah.

Basically doing the same shit as her.

Yeah.

Basically.

You read the Sandusky stuff and you're just, you're, you're repulsed.

You read,

you know, you read the, you read the same story about a 30-something-year-old who is attractive.

And you want, you want Biden to step in and pardon her.

No, no.

I know you want to tell him C-Dave on that, but I can't go out on that.

Because no, you don't, but you just don't have the same level of like

guttural

reaction.

You just don't.

Yeah, you just don't.

You're not just, yeah, you're not like, oh my, if for some reason, and this is

so many guys will tell you this, and the ones who won't tell you this are lying.

The guy teacher on girls, yes, you're like, you fucking demon, you piece of shit, you're taking advantage of her.

You're everything that's wrong with the world.

Flip it or reverse it, you got yourself a saint.

Well, you got yourself, you got yourself an 80s movie.

Yeah, yeah.

You got yourself a movie that we watched in the 80s count.

It was like, I wish that was me.

Yeah, and that and it has to, and unfortunately, you know, that we need to stop thinking that way.

It's hot.

I mean, it's hard when they keep showing a hot fucking mug shots, though.

Yeah.

Right?

Stop taking hot mug shots of these.

Show us the slopes.

That's all we need to see.

I question if, you know, we don't have any females here, if they see it,

you know, almost the same way.

Oh, you know, if the female listeners see it as

they see female teacher, male student as

horrifying, but male teacher to female student,

a little tentillating, a little tentillate.

No way.

I don't think so.

I don't think.

You know what, though?

But people got kinks, though.

I don't know.

We had in our school, you remember.

A teacher named Mr.

Bird, and it was widely

suspected that there was a girl that was dating him while she was still like a senior, I think.

Oh.

And once she graduated, they immediately started dating.

And then they got married.

And as far as I know, still married.

Rarity.

That's a rarity.

Yeah.

Good for Mr.

Bird.

Yeah.

He's in a happy relationship.

Yeah.

Must be nice.

And did you hear about how they finalize a divorce, Brady?

I did.

Didn't it make you think that, like, this must have been in works for a while?

There was a rule.

Divorces take forever.

There's another conspiracy theory going around about it:

the divorce was happening, and that's why he came back.

He's like, Well, fuck it, then.

I'm going to play football then.

Right.

Like, if we can't fix it, or it's, it's,

you know, unfixable, and we, and there's no way we can, like, move past whatever's going on, then I'm going to go play football.

How?

And he didn't want her to get

his TV money because he signed some crazy-ass deal with Fox.

When he retires, he's going to become an analyst.

It's like $375 million.

Oh, my God.

And I don't think she's entitled to that because he put it off.

That's one of the weird conspiracy theories.

He played football just so she couldn't get that money.

But converse.

But converse to the, would you be able to keep it a secret?

Would all these people be able to keep a divorce in progress like that a secret?

Well, they haven't been able to.

Well,

some things have gotten out, definitely.

Okay, but this is the we first heard about divorce how long ago?

Like

a couple months.

A couple months, and you're saying it was going to be a lot of fun.

It seems like things have leaked out, though.

Okay.

Definitely.

But you're saying it was going on even longer.

There were troubles and it got out.

There was

rumors of divorce.

It got out.

There was a divorce.

It got.

All choked up about Brady.

It got out.

So.

But when's the first time we heard divorce was on the horizon?

Probably early when he was actually fired.

Early October.

But he had already been playing football for a while by that point.

A couple months, yeah, definitely.

But you're saying it was way before that.

I just cited.

Well, that's the conspiracy theory is that

things went south before he came out of retirement.

And he came out of retirement because he saw the writing on the wall.

It's like, well, we're getting a divorce.

I'm going to go play football then.

Right.

Yeah.

That would make sense.

I mean, I was thinking about him today because I read something in the post, and I was like, he must be like, well, this is not Brady's year.

Oh, no.

No.

Like, even like his team isn't doing well either, right?

No, it was a bad move.

I mean,

I would tell people who

knew about football, like Rupp and everybody, like, I would be like,

he is going to regret it at a certain point.

You can only do this for so long before

you're going to have this kind of year, especially

at this age.

You can't keep defying the odds.

And, you know, he came back for one more bite at the apple, and now, you know, and now he looks like he's lost.

He looks like he can't complete a pass.

His legacy got tarnished.

Yeah, that's tough.

That's tough.

I would not go that far.

I think people will forget this last year, except the haters.

They'll always remember the last year, but what?

They would remember eight rings more than they would remember seven rings.

Yeah, but he ain't winning an eighth ring this year.

Well, I think that's what he thought.

Like, you can

go out on a high note.

He's going out on a very low note.

He's going out looking

less than average, and the team looks like hell.

And,

but, you know, I mean, if everybody had hindsight 2020, wouldn't it be nice, though?

I mean, would that be the superpower everybody would ask for?

I want to have hindsight 2020 ability.

Yeah.

Like, I think it's some people off the top of my head.

Kyrie, Elon.

Brady, yeah.

I mean, I mean, but unfortunately, we live.

I mean,

I mean, I don't know, but even that's unfortunately.

And he's still being paid handsomely to play like shit.

But yeah.

He's still going out with his kids for Halloween, I saw.

He's doing all right.

Tom Brady.

Yeah, I mean, we could all be doing a lot worse than that.

Like, you know, not having a great season.

You know, it's not that bad.

Yeah.

Tell them, Steve, Day.

Sure.