#497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno

Right, yeah, the world needs dollar shave more than ever.

Well, that's debatable.

The world said no in 2015.

I gotta cut bigger eye holes in this thing.

Get him, you gotta like, like accept him.

You gotta spread your petals and let him come inside.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Please buy a shirt.

Hey, it's Brian.

I'm here with BQ.

Hello.

I am here with Walt.

What's up?

I'm here with Giddam.

Audio.

And I'm here with Chuck.

Yo.

And what we're doing is a special treat.

No tricks this year.

No.

Just treats.

Where we are going to give a special audio-only version of the Halloween podcast this year.

But why would people need that if they could just go on patreon.com/slash T-E-S-T and sign up for the Patreon?

How droll of you.

How could you bring that up?

Oh, okay.

So I'm just making sense.

What poor taste.

How could you?

The audio-only people are like, fuck it, they're going to do this.

But what we're going to do is we're going to open with

the annual most offensive costumes contest or list.

And that's audio exclusive.

Yes.

You can't get that on the video.

You can't get that anywhere else, but on the free TV.

Right.

But then after that right we're going to watch the video that we shot this year for halloween and we're going to have a commentary on it

we'll stop it we'll give our thoughts

and then everyone can uh everyone can dig it like you said earlier waltz it's like we're going to be painting a portrait yes

with words with words for those who are visually impaired or financially impaired

so those people who can't go to patreon.com slash tesd and sign up yes okay or auditory casos and And now, what level gets the video?

Every level is getting it.

$5,

$10, and up.

Everybody's getting the video, so for $5,

you're going to get to see the Halloween video, and plus all the other stuff that's banged.

So much content up there for $5.

I've never seen such insanity since the crazy Eddie Days.

Oh, shit.

I remember him.

I love those commercials.

Old Eddie Antar.

So we're going to move along.

We're going to

talk about the most offensive costumes, which surprisingly is not that different from the year before.

A couple editions.

A couple editions, though.

And we'll be back in a few minutes, and we'll start commenting on the Halloween

video portion.

Yeah, the games.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Em Steve Dave, the Halloween edition.

Spooky.

I love Halloween.

If this is my favorite episode to do all year long.

This is?

Because of the shenanigans, the fun of games?

The fun, the games, the spookiness, the decorations, all of it, man.

I love it.

It seems to bring out something in Walt, too, I think, every year.

Like, it makes him a little bit more.

I don't know.

The guy's on fire, but it gives him something an angle.

I think he enjoys the horror.

Yeah.

It's funny.

Do you waltz?

It's only the Baron.

There is no Walter here to this episode.

Sorry, Baron.

Do you, Baron?

Oh, so can you speak for Walt?

I would not like to speak for him.

I actually detest him.

Yeah.

I find him weak and sniveling and pathetic.

And if I ever see him face to face, I'm going to piss in his face.

Wow.

Strong word from the Baron.

Wow.

I didn't see that coming.

That's why.

Talking about my friend then, Baron.

So we usually start out with the offensive costumes

for the season.

You do not want to go dressed

in one of these costumes.

This is a Tell him Steve Dave halloween tradition

and i almost forgot it it's like a public service announcement really it's to let people know what not to wear right absolutely and the the information always comes from goodhousekeeping.com because who knows more about how you should be living your life than good housekeeping yes the editors of good good housekeeping will guide you you know so far they haven't been wrong There's a couple in here that I think maybe they're treading on a little bit.

They're getting a little

bit too

careful.

Yeah, a a little bit heavy-handed with their

first one we have, I think everyone will agree, don't go as a Holocaust victim.

I agree with them so far.

It's tough, though, to like, I guess you would have to be in like the straight pajamas and like, you know, one of your armbands and stuff.

Maybe just make yourself look gaunt.

Yeah, like a lot of gray makeup, cheekbones showing.

But what if, but could Sunday get away with it, though?

I think so.

I hope he doesn't try.

You don't have to.

Like, the problem is, like, you're like, oh my God, you're a Holocaust victim.

And then he has to go and explain.

Yes.

I really hope.

I don't think he will.

But when I see him next time,

I'll let him know that, like, hey, if you were thinking about going is that, don't.

Yeah.

He's far too buffed to be a Holocaust victim.

I saw him recently.

That dude is fucking on HGH, dude, man.

He's definitely taking steroids from Mexico.

But do you think that there's,

because there is like a lane of comedy that's pure shock.

Like, is there a shock to walk in to your friend's Halloween party dressed as a Holocaust victim and everybody's everybody's like, oh, come on, Dave, what the fuck?

And everybody's making fun of Dave all night.

There's absolutely a shock value, but is it worth

the aftershock, though, to your life?

Could be legitimate and harsh, though, as you lose a career.

Yeah.

Me?

Not you.

As whoever,

if Dave

could lose a career.

Right, right.

If you had a.

How if he owns his own plumbing shop?

Dave's Plumbing?

There are certain people who will be like, I think that was a great idea, Dave.

You know what?

If I found out that Dave was getting, like, let's say Dave was trying to be the shopping guy, Dave the plumber, and he wore the Holocaust victim to a party and it got out, and people were like, we're not fucking using Dave.

Fuck Dave.

I might be like,

I need my toilet fixed anyway.

I mean, I guess I got to throw Dave a few bones with his children are going to starve.

Dave's desperate now.

I'll probably get a good price for him.

Well, Dave should have thought of his kids before he fucking went as a Holocaust survivor.

Which at this point, you would probably have to explain.

Like, what are you?

Don't you get it?

Don't you get it?

All right.

Okay.

So no Holocaust victims.

Number two, this scene would seem kind of obvious.

And this is 2022, because I remember Holocaust victim from previous

entries.

Yeah, every year they're taking it.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is 2021.

All right.

Oh, it's 2021.

Yeah.

Anything involving black face.

That's a no-brainer as well at this point.

I feel like you don't, although every year, something comes out where it's like a lady was like, oh, but

I was one of those people getting a facial.

Yeah.

But you know, like they put all brown on their face and then they put a towel on their head and wear a bathrobe.

But I think it's secretly just because like who goes is somebody who's going to a spa.

That seems a real stretch.

Just give it up, man.

I would let that one go.

Dave the Plumber shouldn't be wearing that.

I mean, if Dave is dopey enough to actually, you know, go home and get out of his Holocaust survivor outfit and then come back to the party, Blackface.

I mean, he deserves whatever.

His kids deserve to starve at that point.

Agreed.

His kids are paying the price.

Blackface a little bit too far, I think, today.

Only because, like,

no matter what you think of it, Dave, society has told you repeatedly.

Yeah, you got to at a certain point, you got to agree to live in American society, and you're not doing it if you do that.

But, all right.

Is Dave just trying to be a douchebag and trying to, like, just be provocative?

I think Dave has a little sociopathy going on where he, like, he wants to make people uncomfortable.

He gets his rocks off doing it.

Well, Well, he's doing a good job so far.

So far.

All right.

Number three, I'm not so sure I agree with this one.

And, you know, you gotta hear me out.

Transphobic costumes.

This one is just, this one says it's tranny granny.

Now, we've had tranny granny before.

It was pulled from Walmart shelves after consumers pointed out not only does it mock transgender women, but also uses a transphobic slur in the name.

Dressing up as a gender presentation other than your own is not a great idea.

Trans people aren't a joke, and these costumes aren't funny.

Now, what about Uncle Milty?

Most famous guy to dress up as a woman.

And guys love

one Academy Award.

Mrs.

Doubtfire?

Another Academy Award winner, I think.

Yeah, that might be asking a lot of people.

Should

I mean, they shouldn't say tranny granny.

They only said it because it rhymed.

Yeah, that's the sole reason.

Take that out.

Yeah.

Granny, I don't see a problem with that.

You could probably sell more costumes if you take out that word.

Yeah.

And just put it as granny costume.

Oh, absolutely who's that granny um that the uh medea yeah yeah just do it well that's black it's back back to blackface though oh good point yeah yeah yeah we can't go as medeared

i'm not giving up scared

uh so this one this is where i feel like they got a little touchy don't make fun of the covet 19 pandemic

It's killed over 600,000 people and rising in the United States alone.

And it is not a costume.

costume.

It's a tragedy.

It's significantly disrupted many people's lives, blah, blah, blah.

Resist the urge to dress up in a medical hazard suit or anything resembling the virus or a victim of the virus itself.

Yeah, they're getting on the soapbox a little bit with that one.

A little soapboxy, right?

Yeah, that's just like, that is, it's not like

you're doing it at somebody.

Like black face is like obviously offensive to one group of people.

We're all in the pandemic together, motherfuckers.

Yeah, you can't take that from me.

No, if you want to, like, you survived COVID.

I'm a COVID survivor.

Why the fuck are you not not allowed to

dress up as the virus now if you feel like it?

I agree.

I agree.

I don't want to, but I agree I should be allowed to if I want to.

And people are going to do it.

It's happening.

It's not very imaginative.

I don't think it's a great costume, but

I wouldn't send Dave home in that one.

Now, we are videotaping this or filming this before Halloween,

only a few short days away, but I can almost guarantee someone's going to be dressed as a COVID virus.

You know, the little red thing with the proton sticking out.

Yeah.

And we'll have to see what the reaction is, though.

But, I mean, I kind of side with you guys, though.

It's like

whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

What happened to that attitude?

All right.

Could you apply that to Blackface?

No.

No.

I don't think so.

Sorry, Dave.

Yeah.

No body shaming and objectifying costumes.

Now, this is one you see every year is a guy riding, like with fake legs, riding a fat woman in bikini and tassels on her nipples.

Okay.

When it comes to disrespecting women, this costume gets it wrong on several levels.

It not only reduces women to sex objects, but turns women's weight into a joke.

Oh, God.

A little touchy again.

This seems like there's a word count that they got to hit.

It's like if you look at this picture, go to goodhousekeeping.com and

you can see all the same things I'm seeing.

It doesn't look like a real person.

No, it's a caricature.

Yeah, it looks like a cartoon.

It's like Danny DeVito a little bit.

Yeah, a little bit, yeah, if you had a blonde wig on.

Yeah.

And some sandals.

All right.

Look,

they're trying to fill out an article here.

They got 10, I think.

They have two.

Cultural stereotypes.

What does that mean?

No Super Mario?

Or, like, you know, no Tonto?

Sure.

If your child.

Or Pocahontas.

Right.

You got it right here.

Walt, you're right.

If your child, if you or your child intend to pay homage to a beloved Disney character, hint, Moana, or Pocahontas, take care to dress with racial and cultural sensitivity.

Focus on costuming linked to a specific character.

So if you're white, you can be like Cinderella or Snow White or one of the princesses, I guess.

Well, not Jasmine.

Not Jasmine, no, you're right.

But if you're a little girl, if you're a little three-year-old white girl and you're super into Moana, forget it, bitch.

No way.

No, I think they're saying you can dress it, but you have to dress exactly like the character.

So you're representing that character.

Well, then you're in tan face.

I don't think so.

Yeah, I don't think they're saying that either.

I thought they said, well, go back.

Hold on.

What did it say?

If you're your child intend to pay homage, take care to dress with racial and cultural sensitivity, which means you can't dress up as a person.

No, no, the next sentence, though.

Oh, focus on kasha being linked to a specific character, not general looks.

Yeah, they're taking up.

So they're saying if you're going to dress like Mulan, dress exactly like Mulan, not some Chinese girl and have a sword.

Is what they're saying.

Skip the mustache and poncho combo.

Native American headdresses, kimonos, and grass skirts with a coconut top.

Can't do any of that.

You can't wear a coconut top.

I don't want to live in a country where you can't dress like a copper.

What about my hula girl on my dashboard?

I'm not getting rid of that.

According to good housekeeping, from my dead cold hands.

You can't dress as a terrorist.

That's too offensive.

To who?

Terrorists?

Dressing up as Osama bin Laden.

Who are we offending?

Terrorists?

Osama bin Laden, Dylan Roof, or even a generic member of ISIS are all in extremely poor taste.

While we're at it, let's cross dictators like Hitler or anything that involves a Krupp Federic flag off the list, too.

Sure, okay.

I don't know who's still trying to say like, hey, I'm Hitler on Halloween and trying to get away with it.

Only the prince in England.

But if you want to dress up as Osama bin Laden with a bullet hole in your head, why not?

Who are we offending with that?

I have no idea, but I think

it's been almost 20 years, though, that that's kind of been

off topic or off, you know.

Off the table?

Yeah, off the table, dressing up as a terrorist, though.

All right.

It's still too soon.

Twenty years later, too soon, according to good housekeeping.

All right.

Don't dress up as a zombie version of a recently deceased celebrity.

Oh, that's a new one.

Well, who's going to fucking be the arbiter of

when enough time has passed for a dead celebrity that you can actually be the zombie version of him?

Well, according to these guys.

Heath Ledger?

Can I go as he's probably too soon because

they're saying Amy Winehouse is even off the table here?

Because I look like a fucking badass zombie joker.

Yeah, that would be cool.

But now I can't do it.

Well, you could just be a zombie joker, not a zombie Heath Ledger.

Yeah, but I want it to be a zombie Heath Ledger.

Well, now you're in the same, it's the same class as Dave.

Yeah, they have a party at Dave's house.

He has to win whatever you want.

Here's the answer: well, it's always too soon to wear a depiction of someone's corpse, period.

Really?

What if I want to go out as my dead grandma?

Even though I'm busting, now I'm busting the tranny costume and

to see

somebody.

Zombie Lucille Ball?

Yeah.

Come on, who's really going to be offended by that?

Good house?

You're just looking for an excuse to be offended then if that offends you.

Right?

I think so.

Yeah.

I think

sexy zombie Lucille Ball should be the costume of 2021.

If you can't dress as zombie Lucille Ball, you are the touchiest motherfucker on the planet.

If you're that upset about that, that's crazy.

Eating disorders.

A few years ago, an online store took some heat for releasing a costume called Anorexia.

This incredibly poor taste outfit included a skeleton dress with a measuring tape to cinch the waist.

I don't know.

I think,

I mean, you have to be skinny enough to pull off the costume to begin with, right?

It's not like I could go dressed as anorexia.

I wanted to ask you guys, I totally forgot about this, but I wanted to get your opinion.

I kind of used,

without even

getting

feedback from you guys, I kind of went ahead and put the kibosh on it.

But Giddam, the office coach of the Tellum Steve Dave Studios here in lovely Hazlitt, New Jersey, Airport Plaza,

he wanted to go as a certain thing for Halloween.

And I was like, you're not doing it.

Don't even do it off hours.

I said, don't do it at all.

Don't post pictures of yourself doing it because it's a bad idea.

Wow.

And it was the

QAnon shaman.

He wanted to go.

Oh, that guy?

Yeah.

Oh, the guy with the horns?

Yeah, I was like, don't do it.

I said,

it's definitely not something you want to get attached to.

I said,

he was all butthurt, too, about it.

Why?

Because I'm giving him good advice.

This fucking idiot still is like, well,

who's going to care?

And I'm just like, dude,

in this political climate, you don't want to be caught on your fucking feed dressed as a QAnon shaman.

I said, it'll come back to haunt you.

I said.

Well, you're expressing a political position or stance right here.

Just by dressing.

This is our office coach.

This is what he thinks is appropriate to come to work and dress this.

Are you guys having a...

Are you guys having a Halloween party?

Having a Halloween party, yeah.

Right now.

Oh, tonight?

Yeah, we're dressed as ourselves.

I thought you guys were going to have like an office.

Oh, you mean on Halloween?

Yeah.

I mean, we could.

Or like the Friday night before or something like that?

Or somewhere hot, you know?

Well, actually,

I fucking beat him down like a little, like a puppy that wet the carpet.

I don't think he's dressing as anything this year.

And let's see, number 10, animal cruelty.

I have to agree with that.

Yeah, what monster is fucking going as something that's cruel to animals?

Yeah, it seems a a little weird.

Costumes that involve animal shelters or euthanasia or anything you wouldn't want your children to come across without there collecting candy.

That seems to be a no-brainer.

A mentally ill person.

Sorry, I'm already dressed as that every day.

What, like Michael Myers or something like that?

Well, there's a guy with a strait jacket with like black bags under his eyes.

I mean, come on, man.

Damn there.

So you can't dress as a joker?

He's mentally ill.

You can't dress as a joker.

You can't dress as a zombie joker.

Yeah, nobody.

Wow.

Aren't we all mentally ill?

Yeah.

Check.

In one way or another.

Absolutely.

Well,

supposedly my alter ego isn't, but I have my doubts.

As do we all.

You don't want to go dressed up as like a flasher or anything with sexual harassment going on.

The Me Too movement should have clued us into how unfunny sexual harassment jokes really are, but it bears repeating.

They are very preachy.

Good housekeeping.

Wow.

Oh, I thought you just meant everybody.

Yeah, I mean, basically.

Yeah.

These costumes are not only offensive, they may trigger those who have dealt with harassment themselves.

Don't risk it.

But I mean, any number of costumes could be, you know, like if I go out as a dentist, maybe somebody had a traumatic experience at the dentist, and now I can.

Just gotta look out for those guys, bro.

Don't get dressed as, don't go as.

Now they say homeless person.

Now I'm gonna call goodhousekeeping.com out for this.

Okay.

Because I thought you were supposed to say like unhoused or something like that.

Homeless is so 2000.

Yeah, you're right, man.

Wow, that's a classic hobo.

That is.

He's got his bindle.

He got his bindle.

He has his burnt cork beard.

The kid looks like he's five years old.

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I can't see people getting too worked up over that.

Could we call him a tramp, though, and get away with it, though?

Yeah.

Let's just go.

Let's just change the word.

Go to tramp.

You just change the word, everything's okay again.

Yep.

Hello.

Tramp.

An unhoused tramp.

No, we're not talking about like a victim.

This is a tramp.

Guy's got a home.

We're not talking about a slut.

we're not talking about a sexy homeless person we're talking about uh you know the old school red skeleton you know cigar the corks the cork beard the little satchel on it with a stick

the lovable yeah he's bomb has never been worse

uh you don't want to go dressed up as a national tragedy to people who dressed up as the twin towers

just after 9-11.

Don't do it.

This also applies to Boston Marathon bombing and any mass shootings, the storming of the Capitol building.

Case in point.

And the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.

Every fucking resident genius thinking that he'd like to go as the QAnon shaman.

It's up the face of

the insurrection.

Sometimes I think there's a decimal point in that 148.

And then finally,

you do not want to go dressed up as anything involving the Black Lives Matter movement.

Probably good advice.

The racial justice reckoning in our country is powerful, but that doesn't mean you should turn it into a Halloween costume, even in tribute to those doing the work.

Wearing a t-shirt with a slogan that shows your support to a protest vigil around town is one thing, but don't try to turn the fight for racial equality into a current events-themed outfit for your Halloween gathering.

That's tokenism, not solidarity.

They really like good housekeeping, really, is like here are here are the facts.

Yeah,

they're telling you how they see it, bro.

There is no dispute here.

No,

but what if there's no gray?

What if I went out in Black Lives Matter shirt in blackface?

Is that solidarity?

I think you just disappear in a puff of smoke.

And no one even remembers you.

More forgettable than Dave.

What do they call Memento Mori?

Where they fucking just erase any mention of anybody ever.

Your parents are just like, didn't we have four kids?

No, no.

No, no, no.

No, we only have three.

You died on Halloween, don't you remember?

So that's it for the top 15.

And unfortunately, they don't come up with any new stuff.

There's a couple with the COVID and Black Lives Matter, very current shit.

But for the most part, it's like,

here are the perennials.

Here are the ones that you can never.

Because there's a lot of dumbasses out there that didn't read the past couple years list.

So you got to take in consideration the ignorance that's still out there.

Get him didn't read it, and he was just about to go out.

You're right.

Get him.

Wow.

So that's it.

What are you doing for Halloween?

Anything?

this is my big event for Halloween.

Once this is over and I put Halloween to bed till next year.

A week away from Halloween.

That's a shame.

Wall.

What are you doing?

Anything?

Parties?

I don't think so.

Protecting your sod?

No, I don't I have a nice gate around my property now so I don't have to fucking worry about that shit no more.

So nobody gets in so you're not you don't even have any candy for anybody then'cause no one's getting in, right?

I close those gates the night before and they don't open until two days after Halloween.

Do you electrify them too?

I don't want to admit it.

I don't want to say anything, but there are precautions in place to stop kids from scaling the fence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because if they find out that

somebody from IJ is in there, they're going to think that you got the high-end candy.

The neighborhood kids already know.

And they try.

They have tried.

They're the reason I put in the fence.

One Halloween, the first Halloween, was a disaster.

Because if I know when I was little and I

knew up on the hill, there was a celebrity, I would think he's given away dollars, not candy.

There were people who did give away those rare occasions where you got a dollar and you kept going back to that house.

You know, that was, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

I want to do these things.

Right.

I want to have the fog and the spooky music and the decorations that move and stuff like that.

But people don't know how to act.

So I can't do it.

How about this?

Next year, you open your home to them.

You decorate your entire house, like do a little walking tour right through the house.

You know, there's his spooky bed.

I think I have one brother that hasn't even been to my house yet.

You know what?

No reason for anybody to come by.

All right.

There we go.

All right.

So, what else do we got, William?

Are we ready?

What about you, Willie?

Oh, yeah.

I'll probably walk Sage around.

I think Pam is having a Halloween party.

Sage said I was going dressed as a pirate.

Yeah.

Jack Sparrow, you got the beard.

Got the beard.

I mean, I'm sure Mary Beth has the makeup to put on, you know, the black eyeliner.

But then, I mean, I guess I just got to get like some scarves and a parrot and shit.

Or, you know, you know, go with a full, you know, 10 yards and do something with one of the legs and go and have a peg leg.

There you go.

Something elaborate.

Sorry?

For Pam's Halloween party.

I put all this time and effort into it.

I'm still debating on whether I'm going or not.

I think Sal's going to the Halloween parade this year.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, why don't you head in with him?

What's he dressing as?

He has to dress as something, right?

Yeah, they have some plan where they all dress up in similar costumes.

I don't know what it is this year.

Not going, huh?

You used to love that.

I remember going with you one time.

I think up as an LE.

I love it.

I love the Halloween parade.

I still think COVID a little too much on my mind this year.

I think next year, yeah.

Yeah.

And plus, next year you can probably go dressed up as COVID.

It'll be done.

It'll be over.

I'm a survivor.

So it'll be all right.

Yeah.

Cool.

Just like Sunday Jeff dressing as a Holocaust victim, you should be able to dress as a COVID victim.

You're right.

We did not say he could.

We did not say Sunday Jeff was a Holocaust remote.

I thought we said he is.

Are you ready to kick this?

Yeah, please.

It's Overdrive.

All right.

So before we start the Halloween episode proper, I don't say proper, but before we start the elaborateness and the visual aspect, I do want to apologize to those who are just listening to this

because it's about to get very visual.

And if you are just listening to it, you may find it lacking.

And I do, you know, but at this point, this many years in,

it's hard just to

plan

an audio-only Halloween podcast you know i mean we as plus we have the patreon as a

as an outlet to get visual so that's i think they should be apologizing to us for not being on patreon don't you think i do feel bad though because i i know that there's some people who aren't on there and then they look forward to this episode but i think they're about to be lost and uh you know

not really enjoy what's going to happen over the course of the next hour what's that setup

well what if you did like a a play-by-play because i'll listen to baseball on the radio and I'll hear it.

Yeah, we could go back later on.

I think that I talked to Bri about it.

We're probably going to meet up later in the week and try to do a little play-by-play, do a little commentary, a little behind-the-scenes, pull the curtain back and offer a somewhat different version on the audio

that will allow maybe some of the people not on Patreon to enjoy it a little bit.

But they're never going to be able to enjoy it as much as the Patreon people.

Those people,

yeah, blazing color, you know,

balls out effects.

You know, it's like

a big budget movie, these Halloween episodes.

All right, we're back, and we're about to start the commentary.

So, we could just start the video, and then whenever you want to go, Q, you can just go.

Well, I'd rather we record this discussion now and discuss this.

Let's talk about why I'm not on it.

Like, this is

peek behind the curtain here and see what's going on.

It's fucking, it's almost 11 o'clock at night.

I did.

I contacted Q.

I said, hey, you want to be a part of this Halloween commentary?

And he said, yes, I do.

No, that's not even what happened.

You said you were meeting Walt to record something.

And I'm sorry.

I mean, let me look up the wording because it really sounded.

In fairness to Brian, this is kind of difficult to explain, right?

It's a difficult situation to explain.

People probably don't even know what's going on right now.

I mean, I guess you just said Hollywood Halloween supplement.

So I don't know why.

I didn't think it was longer than the actual project that we did for Halloween.

You see my confusion.

Like, supplement usually means like, here's like an added thing.

If I had known that you guys were meeting in the office to do like a full four-hour marathon, I would have taken care of everything that I've had to take care of and come down and done it with you guys.

I wouldn't have answered the text at all.

No,

but you didn't even ask me to do it.

You just told me you were doing it.

And I was like, oh, if you guys want to do it over Zoom, because I thought we were just doing like a hey, you're listening to the audio podcast type thing, like an intro or some shit like that.

See,

I didn't think you would have an interest to come down because for those who don't know, it's 11 o'clock at night on Saturday.

Yes.

So we're probably going to get done around one o'clock.

Yes.

So I didn't know if you'd want to drive down.

And then when Bri said that you were up for it, I was like, awesome.

This is going to be great.

Yeah.

apparently,

you're not committed to the 1 a.m.

I mean, to be about 100% of the audio, right?

Yeah, I'm here in my house.

I don't have

a sick cat on my hands.

I have a lot of medication and food to give out at

exactly, you know, at 11 p.m.

It's 10:49 right now.

That's a 45-minute process between the medications and the feedings, and then I got to clean the litter boxes.

It's a whole thing that I do, you know, that I have to do at night.

So I would have done all of that, say, around nine o'clock and then driven down and done this with you guys if I had known that this was a thing.

But instead, I stand here and for some reason, I feel vaguely guilty.

And I don't think that's, I haven't even showered today.

Do you people understand?

Like,

and I've cleaned litter boxes multiple times throughout the day.

Like, I'm a disgusting, fucking

sweaty, dusty, cat litter-covered fucking mess.

Well, do you feel guilty enough to take care of the cats, do all you got to do, then hop in the car, drive down to Hazlitt, and by the time you get here, it'll be, we'll probably be on like the last half hour of the video.

Yeah.

All right,

I'll do that.

I'll work.

I'll do that.

I offered to give you a ride.

I told Brian, I'm like, I'll give him a ride.

I'm in Staten Island now.

Yeah, I could drive myself, but thank you.

Yeah, I'm just, I didn't realize it was this scope.

Now I just feel like a piece, like I just feel like a piece of shit.

I mean, it's not great.

You just give us a solid 11 minutes.

All right, so what are we talking about first?

Now, do they have Mischief Night in Staten Island?

They do.

They do.

Is it called Mischief Night?

It's called Devil's Night here.

Devil's Night, okay.

Because I heard there's a controversy like Mischief Night, Devil's Night, Goosey Night, all different names for it.

I've never heard Goosey Night.

Is that really controversial, though?

It's kind of a regional thing.

I guess so.

It's like the Taylor Ham pork roll type deal.

I've heard it called Mischief Night, but everybody here called it Devil's Night.

Yeah.

I don't know why it got labeled to the devil.

All it is is like eggs and toilet paper and whip and shaving cream.

Not exactly the devil's tools.

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We're going to start the video now.

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Three, two, one, play.

Deep in the bowels of hell, there is a ring reserved for those deemed beyond offensive and objectionable.

A ring reserved for those so politically incorrect that they are cancelled eternally.

Pepe Le Pew,

Speedy Gonzales, Watto,

and the most heinous offender of all, Dollar Shave.

All damned to spend eternity in hell for their crimes against society and good taste.

But every thousand years these problematic souls are offered a chance to escape.

In 1979, the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia was released that chronicled the tale of a country boy named Johnny who bested bested the devil in a fiddle-playing contest to save his soul.

Tonight, in the spirit of that song, Satan will challenge Dala to a series of six challenges against two

of his most depraved and vile demons.

If Dala can invest these demons in six out of six challenges, he will be released from hell.

And Dala won't be playing alone.

He will have two allies allies to call upon to assist him this evening.

The Barons of Gold and White both will be at Dala's side in this effort to resurrect Dala Shiv.

Will Dala escape hell, or is he and his buttocks doomed to spend eternity in a lake of fire?

Find out next on the 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular.

Spookular, vacular, vacular, vacuum, vacular, vacular, specular,

Holy shit.

Looks like I'm wearing a yarmulke.

Oh, my God.

I mean, epic.

Yeah.

How could anybody not?

It doesn't even make sense not to get the video.

Which they can get at patreon.com/slash TEF.

Yeah, but that intro alone was one of the best things we've ever done.

Sometimes I wonder how much stuff you see that we do in the videos.

I mean, that's crazy.

That was so fucking nuts.

Yeah, it came out really crazy.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Good job.

Thanks, buddy.

Now, are we now in the audio version, which is being released not behind the hidden paywall of Patreon?com/slash T-ESD.

Will we get flagged for playing that Devil Anthony in Georgia bit?

Well, I'll say this: during the show, I don't actually play the real version of it to avoid that.

During the actual podcast, I play an instrumental that's been recorded by like a cover band.

Really?

Yes, I did that on purpose.

That is some fucking foresight.

Holy shit.

For five seconds.

I was like, I know I was going to panic about some licensing.

That's funny.

What a setup.

Oh, yeah.

And that, and like I said in the pod, we'll hear it

in the opening of the games, but Dollar Shave really hasn't been seen or had a line of audio since 2015 with the audio book.

Yep.

Even on Patreon?

Even on Patreon.

There has been nothing dollar shave.

He was in the Scream Bear and Scream thing, which we'll see a clip of later, but he has been missing for six years.

And I haven't had any requests.

When's Dollar Shave coming back?

And all the listeners have been like, please bring back Dollar Shave.

Only Sunday Jeff is asking.

Started his own change.org petition.

But I thought a pretty good premise to the Halloween episode.

I mean, we're going back to the well.

I don't know how many times in the Halloween episodes we got to rescue somebody from hell.

Yet again, but it seems like a true to tried format that works for us.

Going into hell and rescuing somebody.

And again, I apologize to the listeners who are not able to watch this because I realize that it is not going to be really enjoyable if you don't have...

I mean, this is going to be cool, the commentary, but, you know, after this many years of doing Halloween specials, it's extremely difficult to come up with audio-centric, audio-only content following.

It kind of reminds me of the A-team, but it's like the H-team, where you're just doing the same thing every time almost.

If we did audio?

All I'm saying is

rescuing someone from hell.

Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Well, the thing with audio, too, is it's just not as fun.

Yeah, you're not even able to do that kind of stuff.

Yeah, it can be, right?

But after this many years,

it's hard to keep trying to come up with new audio tricks.

Right.

Especially game-wise.

Yeah.

Games are tough.

Or anything.

I mean, we could have did, you know, we could have went to the well and did an interview with somebody like horror-centric, somebody who was Halloween

heavy.

But we did that when we brought Sven Gulion, and we got fucking bitching and moaning.

I was like, I hope this is the real Halloween episode.

We get the.

No, no, it's not.

Crazy talk.

We get the world's most popular Halloween horror host on the planet.

And people are not impressed.

Not only not impressed, but bitchy about it.

Distinguished.

It has been raised on the Tom Steve Dave Halloween special so high that we can't have the most famous Halloween horror host in the world

and not be good enough.

Do you think it's a failing of the English language?

What do you mean, that Svenguli?

No, you can't do audio as well as video

to convey these images.

No, I think it's just that

people just have expectations that maybe Svenguli isn't

worldwide.

Maybe Maybe he's just, you know, Chicago.

America.

I'm not kidding around, man.

Some of the comments I saw shocked me because I'm like sitting there with my fate, like, what a coup to have Svenguli.

I was like, I was so pumped for it.

It's my finest hour.

I'm so, so

jazzed and pleased with myself.

And then to see some of the reactions just horrified me.

Ben, I'm sorry to hear that.

But I mean, look, like some things, like if we did another roast, that wouldn't have to be visual.

Like, some things don't lend themselves to video.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

What we did for this certainly did.

I mean, it had costumes and everything.

It's

hot dog belts.

Hot dog belts.

I mean, can words describe me and dressed up as Elvira?

No.

No.

There wasn't enough words in the English language to paint a picture of you dressed as Elvira.

Or, I mean, I would go even as Tom and him as the devils.

Right.

You can't really.

I think it's more revealing as the devil than it was as Elvira.

The outline of Little Gethem was

there for everyone to see.

Oh, yeah.

Especially Stacey, who was sitting waist level doing sound

for Chuck because Getem just drifted past her the entire time.

People are now like, is that what she said in the almost text?

You want to start a little bit more of the video, Q?

Sure, yeah.

Let's do it.

There's one spot I do want to stop almost immediately when we see Hazlitt.

Okay.

Okay, sure.

So

before

we go any further, so first Halloween episode not recorded in Red Bank, New Jersey.

That's true.

That's right.

Thank you.

I love it.

I like that you guys made the choice to center the KFC

rather than the Airport Plaza sign or anything like that.

It's more important.

The sound doesn't make mashed potatoes.

It's just like we record inside the KFC, is what I'm looking at here.

It's great.

It's a great choice.

But I think it was important.

And

I give a nod to Chuck.

You know, he thought, he goes, I didn't think to establish that we're in Hazard now.

It was very, very important to say, look,

we're in a new spot now.

It's a new Tell him Steve Dave.

It's a new Halloween.

Well, not really.

We're still

In a little location.

In a new location.

1340, Route 36 South.

Hazlitt, New Jersey.

Sweet 28.

And for me, it was also like, I want to have this big hell intro and then say, oh, by the way, they're saving him in this airport plaza in Hazlitt, New Jersey.

Bro, it's funny.

It's really funny.

A dual summoning is demanded.

Uh-oh.

And the unholiest of verses must be spoken aloud.

Are you ready?

Because it's been a while.

It's been about a year since we've seen these two guys.

The Barons.

Yep.

So I'm about to speak.

So I had one of the funniest comments so far from somebody who watched the video, Declan.

He said that it looks like the Baron is recording his segments in the construct from the Matrix.

Yeah, yeah.

I have ordered some really sweet art that we're going to put on the wall on that side of the room so that we could have something a little bit behind us when we see that gray wall.

I've got some great art that I did, tell him Steve Dave stuff, that'll be up on the wall, and people will, when we do our next video project, we'll have something back there to make us, make me look like I'm not in another dimension.

I think it's believable to imagine that in hell, the walls are painted this color.

Because as we saw, Brian Q, you're the guys in front of the green screen.

You got the logo behind you.

It looks fucking great.

It looks so professional.

It looks so great.

We cut to me and I'm like, is he in another fucking

protected bunker?

Maybe not even in New Jersey.

But I'm only three feet away from you guys.

All right, we can start it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fiends.

Oof, adorned in white, white, white, white, listless shub, Ivy beckon to cackle at impotent facts with no bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.

Behold the white baron!

Oh, it's so good to be back.

Welcome, Brother Baron.

Thank you, Brother Baron.

Your presence is urgently needed this Halloween.

Oh, duh?

Do you have a fact for us?

I do.

Dogs bark.

Very informative.

Thank you.

No problem.

But like I said,

your presence is needed, but we will need additional help.

And that's why I have to summon the second fiend, or the third fiend for this episode.

Glittery Knight, oh, so fierce and mighty, mighty, mighty.

Like some 24-carat Charles Nelson, Riley, Riley, Riley.

Baptizing countless showers of demonic pee, pee, pee.

Why do I look so uncomfortable?

Just interested as

your eyes are darting around, right?

I've been taken hostage.

I'm looking at my captors on screen.

You're blanking Morse code that says torture.

It may be because Walt goes, All right, can you guys just act like you're having a seizure?

And then he starts reading the poem.

So you're kind of probably figuring out, How should I act?

What does he mean?

Yeah, for those who, yeah, like that was some direction.

I was like, You guys need to act like when I read this, like you're going through convulsions and everything.

Yeah, so Brian may be thinking, like,

what am I going to do?

Yeah, that's what I think it is.

Yeah, but I just.

Apparently, you couldn't afford the echo plug-in for.

But I just did it.

I thought my

convulsions were great.

A plus CG.

Your performance, it was so scary.

It looked like you might have swallowed your tongue for a second.

We almost called 9-1-1.

Stacy had her phone out.

She had 9-1.

And I was like, no, no, no.

He's okay.

He's going to turn into a baron.

Deliberace, G, G, T, G.

Behold the Gold Baron.

George Michael was born in 1963.

Very flamboyant.

Very flamboyant.

You have a theme, Gold Baron.

I can't figure out what it is,

but you definitely have a theme to your facts.

I'm a mystery.

I got to cut bigger eye holes in this thing.

All right.

So both of you Barons have been summoned here tonight because an old ally needs your help.

As his very soul is at stake, have either of you noticed that your old friend Dollar Shave hasn't been seen since 2015?

That can't be true.

Six years?

It has been six years since we've done anything with Dollar Shave.

How is that even possible?

I thought you guys did Patreon stuff with them.

No,

no, we wanted to, we didn't want anybody.

Patreon, you know, could have canceled us if we did anything with Dollar Shave.

It's kind of, especially in 2020, you know, we're launching that.

But the last thing we did with Dollar Shave was

the audio book.

book.

What's Stranger is?

No one's asked about it.

I don't think, like, you guys didn't even realize that we haven't used them since 2015.

I thought there was a video of him in an alleyway fighting someone.

That's true.

Yeah, but

cameos.

Here and there, cameos.

Okay.

I wonder how much Dollar Shave could make if he was on the real cameo.

Oh, I don't know.

He could make a couple bucks, I bet.

Do you guys want to know why you haven't seen Dollar Shave since 2015?

Yeah.

Well, the reason you haven't seen them is because Dollar was canceled to a fiery pit of hell reserved for politically incorrect characters.

You don't say.

I'm kicking myself because in the intro, I forgot one of the most famous canceled characters to put in the opening.

Slow Poke Rodriguez?

No.

Anybody got a guess?

It's pretty damn popular.

They made a fucking movie about it.

And I'm just like, how the fuck did I miss that?

The same way we are.

Didn't that poo get canceled?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

In the Simpsons, yeah, true.

I went with Waddo instead.

You know, that was the only other character I could.

And I didn't want to use real people getting canceled because that's kind of like it's too real then.

Yeah, right.

Canceling cartoon characters,

I felt was the way to go because then people don't feel like

it's

like we're, you know, it just feels more fun and light-hearted if I'm layover.

Because you're making dollar seem like one of those cartoon characters.

Absolutely.

Yeah, always got to keep, you know, I'm always thinking about making you know, the uh

keeping it fun, yeah, and not making it too heavy-handed, sure, and make it too like make it a political statement.

It's not what I'm here to do, no, not at all.

That's what you're here to do, that's what someone else is here to do.

All right, you ready?

But tonight,

you guys are going to rescue Dollar Shave from hell.

Relying on us?

I can't even see.

You can take the mask off now.

I mean, we got the picture.

I know it smells like rubber.

I put it on a couple of times and it's gross.

All right.

We'll leave this right here.

Okay.

Yeah, Brian,

if you're, I mean, I can handle wearing the mask.

I actually like it.

I love to rewatch these videos and see myself masked.

It's fucking awesome.

I look like Paul Stanley in the Phantom of the the Opera.

Anybody could be under here, other than this fucking ugly real mug.

It's one of the reasons, in fact, the reason I don't watch our videos is because I'm not wearing a mask.

Okay, so I guess you guys are wondering, how is it that you're going to rescue Dollar Shave's soul from hell tonight?

Yeah, I am worried about this.

This is important.

We need him back.

Right, yeah.

The world needs Dollar Shave more than ever.

Well, that's debatable.

The world said no in 2015.

He's problemsome.

In 2021,

there is not a lot of room for a dollar shave, a white guy doing a black spoiltation bit.

You just don't see it.

He's not wearing the blackface, right?

Oh, he doesn't.

He was never in blackface.

That's what I'm saying.

With that a slip of the...

I mean, how on earth did you think that we put dollar shave in?

No, I didn't.

You guys misunderstood me.

I was defending him.

I'm like, he's not offensive.

He He would have been offensive if we put him in blackface.

But because it's not, the joke is that he's just a fucking weird dude that thinks that he's in a black sportation film.

And that is acceptable.

Yeah, okay.

I could have swore I heard you say,

it's like you guys stopped having him.

Like, there was a time where we did have him.

No, no, no, no.

Up until 2015.

Yeah.

I don't think he's ever been offensive.

Ever.

I like to hear that, though, because I worry, though, that

we're offending people.

And that's the last thing I want to do.

Well, do we portray him as anything other?

Like, we show him to be a comedic

goof.

He's a clown.

Yeah, he's a parody.

He's a parody.

Yeah.

It's of

the 70s exploitation movie genre, which, you know, we're, what's it called?

When you take something, when you take, what's it called?

That culture appropriation?

Culture appropriation.

I mean, there's no denying that's what we did.

We created Dollar Shave, though.

No, no, no, no, no.

Is that already cultural appropriation?

No, not at all.

It's funny.

Because that's not what we're doing.

The joke is that he's Sunday Jeff doing that.

Like, he's so out of touch and inappropriate that he, like, that it's, it transcends it.

We're making fun of people that would do it seriously.

Okay.

For sure.

It's more of a joke on Sunday Jeff than anything.

Yeah.

That's,

yeah.

He hopped off the appropriate train back in 1970 something.

All right.

We're sorry about it, though.

Okay.

We're fine.

We're good.

We're fine.

Yeah.

This is a safe one.

What dollar shafer?

You?

No, that's what I'm saying.

He's not doing it.

He's not doing black exploitation.

Right, but you said he stopped as if he was at one time.

I saw it Sunday Jeff when we went to the Kiss concert.

He came in blackface.

I thought that was Dollar Schaefer to Dollar Schaefer.

Well, the only way for dollar to escape hell is to best the devil like Johnny did in the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

The white and gold baron will alternate

as they assist dollar in a series of six challenges.

Before each challenge, there will be a question segment.

For each correct answer, Dollar and the Barons can add 6.66 seconds to the devil and

his final score.

So, like, if

he does a task in 10 seconds, well, you can add 6.66 seconds to his overall score, giving your guys more of a chance to win and beat the devil.

You got to beat him six times, though.

Your eyes are almost rolling back in your head trying to figure out his scoring system.

I have to say,

there are very few things that get me nervous.

Doing one of Walt's games always makes me nervous because I'm like, am I going to be able to remember how to fucking do this?

And then he will berate you for not remembering exactly.

Don't you remember Article 26, subsection A?

Yeah, you're right.

You can see it in my face.

I'm like, okay, I got to remember all this shit.

6.6 seconds.

6.66.

6.66.

12.

Oh, no, 13.2 to 0.

Oh, I love.

What did he say now?

You look like you're like, can I just tell them that I'm not feeling well right now?

I wish I was better at making myself throw up.

Even Q right now is just like 6.66 oh shit

oh man six times though for two dollar to escape no technically is 6.66 seconds 7.06 seconds

I don't know if we have a digital stopwatch but hopefully we do two in 6.66 seconds

dollar will also

get three opportunities to win each challenge so let's say the white baron and dollar don't beat the devil's time well that means, Q, you would get up there and assist Dollar in trying to beat that score.

And let's say you fail.

Right.

Then me, the black baron, would have the final attempt or the final bite at Adam's Apple, as I like to call it.

I thought you would like that joke, the Adam's bite at Adam's Apple.

But Adam's apple.

Because, you know, it's kind of...

I don't know.

Is it homerotic?

I don't know.

I mean, yeah, if I'm the author's.

You're going to be the nugget.

Yeah, I'm the authority.

So,

I even wrote it twice.

I like that joke so much.

We get three bites at Adam's Apple.

And one last wrinkle before we bring Dollar Shave up from hell.

You may have noticed your costumes have been altered this year.

I did notice that.

All three of our costumes have been altered.

Yeah, is that because we're trying to sell t-shirts?

Well, I was trying to do it more cleverly than just about to say

that

we're swimming in baron t-shirts.

Fuck, we just get rid of the skulls.

We got them at a manageable number.

We got rid of them?

Well, we got like 10 left.

Oh.

We got them at a super manageable number right now.

Now we got totes.

I love that shirt.

But it was a dog, man.

It sold like shit.

Really predicting.

You would think that this one would be a huge alley because it's obscure.

It's like kind of like...

My wife thought it was, she thinks that people may be turned off by if they don't like, because they don't know when they go to work,

people won't know what it is, and they'll see the rainbow.

And she says, maybe it may be something to a certain type of community, like the Gold Barons community.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing's wrong with it.

I sold, I definitely sold through my wife under the bus.

She never even said that.

Her comment was to me when she went downstairs one time and she said, she goes, Why do you have so many of this one shirt?

And I was like, Because I fucked up, right?

People can't wear these to work.

I said, I have no idea.

I love this shirt.

And her only comment was, I go, it's so loud, though.

There's so many colors.

She goes, maybe you got to just got to tone it down and do something a little bit more lower key.

That's all she said.

I have no idea why I said that.

We were wearing it when I was making the shirt.

You two are made for each other.

I like the colors, though.

It has a very 70s vibe.

Yeah.

You know what?

A little peel the curtain back.

There's a band I discovered discovered called the Church of the Cosmic Skull.

And they do their logo and everything.

They do that with all the colors like that.

And I was just so impressed with it.

I love the look of it.

I stole that and put it around the Gold Barons.

But just the image of the Barons.

Like, it's so badass.

It looks like some sort of

garage Halloween punk band or something.

Like, you know, that's where, like,

if we took the stage and we could play music like that.

Oh, that would be awesome.

Fuck potting.

We would be swimming in fucking money.

We'd be the new, the 2021 KISS.

Hey, look, you got a chance in 2022 when they quit.

We just can't make that our tour shirt.

I don't know why, but I thought this was a kind of a clever way to kind of like, you know.

Bring the fact that we can't sell these shirts and they're dogs and we're putting them on sale.

I don't know.

I really love this aspect of the game, just kind of including this

into the mix.

Nothing's wrong with it but she's just saying you know like when you when you wear it around you just don't know what it is you know for the uninformed right ignorant yeah but those that rainbow can mean anything i mean if you want it to mean pride

boom that's what it means if you want it to mean there's like there's that many barons in the in the uh barren universe boom that's what it means it's all up to you yeah it's it's totally like um

what's it called liquid not liquid but like it's fluid fluid there you go all right cool all right please buy a shirt.

So

that shirt is available on tellhamstevedave.com, as I'm sure most people know.

And to celebrate Halloween, for every challenge the Barons and Dollar win,

we will knock two bucks off the price of that shirt.

Whoa.

And how many challenges are there?

Six.

So possibly $12 off a shirt.

That's how many fucking shirts we are.

Operating it on a lot.

That's how many shirts we are fucking fucking swimming in in my basement now.

The shirts have now become a tax write-off.

So, yeah, I think the shirt starts at $28 for some of the smaller sizes.

So, at the end of the night, you know, due to math.

The shirt's $28 a piece.

Yeah, but with free shipping, which isn't really free shipping.

I think I figured out how much why they're not selling.

No, the other shirts did well.

Yeah.

Yeah, even at that cost.

All right, all right.

But it could be, we could knock that shirt down to a much more

attractive price

for the listeners by the end of this evening.

All right.

So, are you guys ready to drag dollar from the bowels of hell and win his freedom?

Let's do it.

I am.

I am.

Get busy living?

Well, get busy dying.

Happy Halloween, motherfuckers.

He is,

the Juilliard School that

shows you.

You know what?

Maybe he is offensive.

I don't know.

You're walking it back, you?

No.

His acting is offensive to other actors.

It's so over the top that

it's beyond anybody taking it seriously.

Okay.

Get worried.

But much props to Chuck for that special effect.

The floor opened up in the Telm Steve Dave studios.

We saw the floor break away, and we could see a little bit of hell creeping through, peeking through.

Yeah,

Chuck's like the Harry Hassenhausen.

Hausry

Harryhausen.

Ray Harryhausen of Tellum Steve Dave Town.

Dude, you got to get that on a fucking business card.

If you don't have that on a business card by Monday, you fucked up.

Yeah.

That's how you're going to make your inroads into fucking Hollywood.

He's like, Ray Harna.

All of Hollywood hasn't heard of Ray Harryhausen in 60 years.

All this shit looks way, way more amateurish than what anybody could do on a computer today.

Yeah, dollar shave popping out of this floor looks better than anything Ray Harry Hausen did.

Like, if we resurrected Ray Harry Hausen tonight and we showed him that,

he would be like,

that must be a trillion-dollar effect.

He would literally pee at a copy of Jason and the Argonauts.

He'd go to the people in the floor below us and be like, looking around at the ceiling.

Wow.

But it looks great.

What an intro, man.

He's up.

He's happy.

He's got his catchphrase immediately.

Well done, though, Chuck.

Much props for that awesome.

I'm glad it came out good.

All right, listen,

it's 11:30.

I got to go feed these fucking cats.

Can I just ask you to stay for two more seconds and see the entrance of the devils?

It's coming right.

Oh, of course.

Yeah, absolutely.

You want to see this.

No, no, no.

You want to see this?

You're absolutely correct.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no.

If I had thought about it.

I'll be catch, though.

No, no, no.

They'll be fine.

Okay, all right.

All right.

Then, as soon as that, then you didn't.

No, yeah, no, great.

I want to see it.

I actually want to see it.

Where have you been?

That's a good question.

I'm trying to know that myself.

You look like you've been.

Well, you literally threw hell.

Yeah.

Turn around and show the jacket.

There's a rough neighborhood around here, that hell.

What's hell like?

What's hell like?

Take a look.

Now, we've always heard that they only keep

your bottom torso in hell.

Is that true?

That's not true.

That is not true, sir.

You were fucking a bunch of demons,

demons don't fuck with Dollar.

Respect me, respect my money.

You're saying only the lower half is down there, the upper half.

And usually

you're getting taken right i'm taken okay

do you want to get rescued or do you want to stay in hell it sounds like you're having a good time let's let's see what you got for me up here

let's see what the alternatives are all right so dollar tonight we're going to try and rescue you from hell bring you back to the land of the living and where you can become a regular part of Tellum Steve Dave once again because you know you I don't know if you know this but you were canceled no one knew it,

apparently.

I didn't know it either.

Yeah, you were too problematic, you know, the you know, the white afro, the speech.

Um, you know, it just

probably on my end more so than anybody actually canceling you.

I just feel it was getting a little too

much heat, uh, I thought might become our way if we kept going back to the well.

Luckily, society has calmed down since then.

Once again, they're ready for

how much heat.

I just came from hell.

How much more heat can I get?

So I'm guessing you guys are wondering how the devil will manifest himself to compete here tonight.

Yeah.

Well, wonder no longer.

Oh, boy.

Because the devil has split his very being into two to become the most depraved,

the most despicable, the most debauched.

Did I say that right?

Yeah.

The most deviant demonic duo to ever appear on a podcast.

Behold

the devil.

Damn!

Sorry for horning my way in.

Your fucking hands are yourself.

Tom?

You got a line?

Yeah.

There'll be hell to pay for interrupting my beauty sleep.

Is it sponsored by Adidas?

You're wearing Adidas sweatpants.

He's wearing Adidas shorts.

It's just a coincidence.

What about that intro, huh?

Wow, man.

Somewhat similar.

Yeah, no, no, that looks great.

I mean, Tom looks miserable.

He looks embarrassed to be there.

He looks like he should feel, quite frankly.

It takes a couple years to get over that.

Go ahead, bro.

I was going to say, he is not nearly as into the character as Giddem or Sunday.

Sunday takes such glee.

Yeah.

You can just see the light in his eyes.

He's like happy.

And you can see Giddem, too.

You see, he pops out.

He is fucking ready to go.

But like Tom, for those who can't see, Gidem is dressed in a red leotard bodysuit, like almost like he is like a dancer, right, on stage.

Like that would be a body leotard.

Just a spandex bodysuit.

Yeah, and he's got his face has got red paint.

Tom is wearing a Darth Maul costume.

A red top hat that's from the Red Baron and horns from my daughter's Halloween costume.

And he wore shorts because he had the good sense to not leave, you know, to try to cover up a little bit.

Yes.

I ain't got nothing to hide from you.

You chose to go shortless.

Well, I had boxers on.

Well, but yeah, but like, yeah, Tom definitely want to help on the inside.

Yeah, but Tom definitely was like, I did not anticipate this.

You know, he was coming up with the games.

You know, I came up with the premise of dollar shaving, hell and everything.

And he was like, all right, I'll come up with some Halloween games that we can do, some activities, some challenges.

And then I also threw in there, okay, but you're going to be the devil, too.

And he's like, okay, but I don't think he realized, though, that I was like, here, wear this skimpy outfit too.

You know what's funny is, did he have to?

I think to make it Halloween, to make it to sell it to the crowd and to the audience, I mean,

you have to dress like the devil, though.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

But did it have to be skin tight on both of them?

I'll say this.

I do a close-up on Gethem that I feel legitimately guilty about, including in this.

You're going to see it in a minute.

But again, Chuck, Mucho props.

Amazing work.

I mean, I do want to remind people that the studio was a little cold that night.

Don't even try it.

All right.

I'm going to hop off here to take care of some cats.

I'll check back in with you guys when I'm done.

If you guys are still going, I'll jump back in.

All right.

Good to see you, buddy.

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween, guys.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Happy Halloween.

Bye.

Bye.

Buddy.

Cool.

Play.

Do you want to say anything before we get beginning?

Brian, you got anything?

Oh, you want to go another

spot, perhaps?

Yeah.

Before we get back into it?

Yeah, we only have two, so this is going to be it.

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These guys had to be hell before rookies.

Remember what I said about hell before?

There was a reason why I was down in hell.

So, why were me and him thumbing?

You guys wait, I just have one question here.

So, the devil's been split into two.

Yes.

And that's because

you didn't want to just have Tom.

You felt bad you had to have Gedam in two.

Oh, no.

So we'll split him in two so that Gedim can be a part of it as well.

Well, the, oh, come on.

There's some little commitment here.

So interesting.

Am I wearing shorts?

I agree.

You got to work hard.

We're conjointed twins all the time.

Well, the challenges called for two versus two.

Okay.

So it just made sense to have two devils in this instance.

But I thought that was more like disturbing.

That this is actually the devil, but this is like the devil's right arm, and this is the devil's left hand.

Yeah.

Oh, that's a disturbing guy, right?

Yeah.

You know, right?

I thought, and I mean, come on, anything.

I mean, look at that.

That's disturbing enough.

Look at it.

Look at it.

Sunglasses back on.

I'm not here to body shape.

I'm a little devil.

Oh, God.

Jesus.

Little red hot.

Are you guys ready to get into the very first round to rescue Dollar Shape?

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Okay.

Real quickly?

No, no, we're not.

Judy Garland was only 4'11.

Cats go me out.

That's it.

So the very first round is going to take place with

a question round.

And it's called, this is clever, and this is from the devil's left hand right here.

Kaiju Guess What I Look Like.

Okay.

And this is, you will be given, well, dollar will be given a description of a Toho monster by the Barons.

Okay, you will look at a piece of paper.

You will be able to describe the monster on the paper.

And Dollar will have one guess at what the monster is.

Oh, boy.

I noticed you don't give them a...

That's pretty rough one.

Well, all you got to do is describe it to them, what it looks like.

So Sunday is a Toho master.

Okay.

You should get this right just by the description.

But I'm Dollar.

Dollar, Sunday.

There's no.

Who's this Sunday guy?

Yeah, Sunday Godzilla.

I could just describe it as is.

Well, you can say it looks like Godzilla.

But you can't say, there's words, though, that are no-go words.

You probably know what the words are.

Okay.

Okay.

So they can't use the creature's name.

I don't know the creature.

We have to worry about Godzilla.

Oh, it doesn't.

He didn't give you the creature's name.

All right, Sunday, you have to look at me.

You can't look at those guys for any facial ticks.

Now, we didn't

address it when Dollar popped out of hell, but Dollar's jacket is in disarray.

Are you addressed it?

Yeah,

we didn't stop the tape.

We didn't stop the comment on it.

So, I thought we'd take that moment now because

this is the second time I've had to go to the listener who owns the original Dollar Shave jacket and ask them if we could borrow it for a project.

The first time was on Scream Baron Scream, the little short movie trailer that we did.

And apparently

the aunt who owns it now

is not the original aunt who won it.

So it has traveled.

It's made

it off.

He sold it off.

But the aunt who has it now was kind enough to send it to me.

I don't even know how I found it.

Somebody on, I don't know who, I think the curator.

Okay.

I asked the curator, do you know who owns the dollar shave jacket?

And he did know.

So I was able to contact the guy and ask him if we could borrow it.

He was kind enough to send it to me.

And when he sent it to me, when it got to my house, the green leather was peeling like crazy.

All the green leather, because it's not really leather, it's pleather.

I found it at like an odd job outlet, not even a real odd job.

It was just like some like

not qualified jobs.

Oh my God, like a dollar store,

not even like a 50-cent store, it is.

And they had a whole bunch of green jackets.

And I think I got the green jacket for like five bucks, and it's the only double X I could find in the whole store.

But

for the guy being kind and sending it back to us,

his jacket was destroyed.

So I have to send them back now a tattered disarray dollar shave jacket.

But I went out and I picked up another green jacket, and I had everybody sign it.

So he now is cool.

He owns two green dollar shaved jackets.

One has never been on screen, though.

Not screen used, though.

Right.

I think Sunday Jeff said it right away.

He's like, the back looks like T2, T2, where it's just like all

a bunch of bullet holes on it.

And maybe now, since that jacket has all those bullet holes and everything, maybe now it adds a little bit more character to it.

And, you know, hopefully the guy's not pissed off.

Now it's part of the story, though.

Yeah.

Now it's part of the health story.

But I did want to acknowledge the kindness of

that listener to send it to us.

And he was

paid with a fucking damaged jacket coming back to him now, but with a new jacket as well.

But it doesn't look exactly like that.

But it's not like we damaged it.

It was

USPS damaged.

I don't know how it happened because he just shipped it in a bag and all the greens just started flaking off.

And so you just see the gray that's underneath.

I'm still finding pieces of it in here when I play vacuum.

It's probably toxic.

Now, how much did the new jacket cost?

90 bucks.

90 bucks.

And originally, how much did you get for the dollar shave jacket when you eBay'd it or whatever you did?

No, I didn't eBay it.

Oh, you did?

We did when the

Small Hands audiobook came out.

I don't remember what the contest was.

It was

name a bunch of

name something, how many times something happened in the audiobook and who could name as many

was it the TSD references?

Yes, how many TSD references were in the audio book?

Okay.

And whoever could name the most won the jacket.

But the guy who won it, I guess he fell on hard times or just

fell out of listening to Tom C.

Davis.

Yeah, and he sold it on eBay.

And now the current owner um who has it you know is I don't know if he's upset or hopefully he's not upset hopefully he understands you know that we didn't want that to happen and hopefully he's happy with now getting two dollar shaved jackets one he which he can probably eBay immediately right and yeah but that's the that's the little background on the dollar shave jacket nice so you look over here you're just listening to to the white baron and the gold baron when the white baron you you know you could say pass okay when you feel like you can't give any more description, then gold baron, you pick up yours and you go back and forth trying to get all six.

And if you get all six, you're going to add 6.66 seconds to the devil's overall time in the physical challenge.

All right.

All right.

What's the

back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Okay.

Okay.

If you only get, if you have to get all six, he should get it.

I mean, this is right.

This is a fucking

home master.

We've said this many times, and it's not.

Ready?

Get set.

White Baron, you're up first.

Go.

Okay, this thing, it has two plant-like things coming off the side.

Its chest looks like the swamp thing with a red hole in the middle of it, but it's got an alligator-type face with some tusks coming around.

The two-tusk.

Gamera.

You know what?

I was about to spank Sunday for saying that, but it's Kaiju Guess Who I Am, right?

That's the title of it.

Yes.

Because Gamera is a Toho creature, but we didn't say Toho.

So when he said Gamera,

thank God

I didn't

lay it into my camera.

I would look like a real jerk off and lose your shit.

Because Gamera is a kaiju.

But in the moment, though, I was like, why did he say Gamera?

Gamera's not Toho.

But, you know what?

He was right.

So I was wrong.

And see, that's why I'm nervous about these games.

But any moment it's going to turn down.

So I didn't snap.

So Ultraman is kaiju as well.

Ultraman would be considered a kaiju.

Because I said kaiju when we were watching it today.

So, okay.

Very good.

So Pigmon would be kaiju.

Very good.

Adorable.

Gold Baron, you could go back to it if you got time.

But Gold Baron, you're up.

This guy is sort of a teal color.

He looks like Godzilla.

He's got a six-pack.

He's very scaly.

Gabra?

Me?

Gabra, yes.

Nice.

This one is a female-looking one.

It's got giant fox ears, two gold boobs, three clawed hands, red, scaly body with like fox ears.

Red, scaly body.

That's it.

Keep tormenting him, get him.

Gold boob.

It looks like it's wearing a gold boob bra.

It's definitely a female Caesar bra.

Yeah, he's King Caesar, correct.

Nice.

Gold Baron.

This guy looks like a silver octopus with red eyes.

Silver octopus.

I mean, he doesn't have arms like an octopus.

His head looks like an octopus.

The bottom of a gold.

Show me, show me, show me.

Show me, gold.

Okay.

Oh,

I was like, show me, show me, gold.

And you're so nervous to show me.

He doesn't really look like an octopus.

Now, what am I going to do?

Now, is that the smog monster or no?

You know what?

In the moment, it is the smog monster, but that's the American name of that monster.

I know, smog monster is, I can't remember if it's yours or Jeff's favorite kaiju.

It's Jeff's.

Okay, okay.

Yeah, but in a Japanese,

they call him Hidora.

Yes, yeah, that's how I had to look him up.

Yeah, it wasn't an octopus, Brian.

That's the smog monster.

Smod monster, right?

No, is he?

Yeah, oh, so a dollar

one out of six.

Do not get to add any time

to the overall score of the devils.

You know, what the hell?

Oh, well, get it.

What the hell?

All right.

All right.

So, our first physical challenge, the devils will be going first.

You're going to be trying to beat their score.

It's called tossing the salad.

I prefer syrup.

Stop that.

That was a great reference.

That was a great reference.

Years, years, years, years back, I made mixtapes

of just random comedy bits that I would listen to in my car.

And that's one of the comedy bits.

I downloaded off

a bootleg Napster for Mac.

That was funny

how fast he came out with it.

Yeah, that was great.

The way he says it, too,

the pronunciation, the body learns.

I'm dead copying Chris Rock.

Yeah, because he's telling a story about how he watched an HBO special, and he's talking about this one prisoner who comes out.

He's like, I prefer syrup.

Serp.

Yeah, I loved it.

I didn't know what the connection was or what it was in reference to, but I was just impressed at the way you just delivered it.

You wait your whole life to deliver that line.

Syrup.

I don't even get it.

But just the way you said it with such confidence.

like it was a $10.

Is that from Eddie Murphy?

No, Chris Rock.

Chris Rock.

Players will use a pair of skeleton hands, salad tongs, and throw a foam pumpkin back and forth.

The team that catches the pumpkin the most

in 60 seconds wins.

So your partner will have the tongs, and he will try to catch it.

Oh.

Just for an example, just an example throw.

Oh!

Remember that?

These devils are fucking crafty.

You guys have tossed a salad many times, it looks like.

Do you know what the green room is?

Yeah.

So here's definitely where we need to start painting a picture with some words, Fry.

So

the salad tongs are actually skeleton hands that

really look like salad tongs.

Yeah.

Is that what they're made for?

I don't know what they're made for, but I mean, this is the brilliance of Tom.

This is why Tom has become a very valuable member of TSD town.

Tell it down there.

He, I don't know if he saw this game online.

I don't care if he stole it from online.

It's just like it was, it was just very well done.

And for those who aren't able to see what's going on, Tom and Giddam are about, I don't know, what'd you say, like two and a half feet apart from each other?

Let's give him four feet.

Four feet apart from each other.

Yeah.

Six feet apart.

They have a small styrofoam pumpkin that they have to toss back and forth, not using their hands.

They have to catch it with the tongs and throw it back with the skeleton tongs.

And how many times they can complete it

within 60 seconds?

And that's the physical challenge of this episode.

No,

I did not think it was going to work out at all.

I thought it was going to be so hard to catch, which is why I was like, remember that I caught it once.

Yeah,

I was shocked at how.

Then when we start, it's just, well, I don't want to ruin it.

Yeah.

I mean, you look like Odell Beckham out there, Gatam, the way you're making snags of

that pumpkin.

Yeah.

I mean, like, we finally found the sport you're good at.

Yeah.

I'm pushing for it to be in the only.

Yeah.

I mean, if the NFL was to, like, you know, to go do away with footballs and just.

So Roger Goodell was like, you know what?

Sending teams over to Europe ain't working.

What we need to do is throw around a star from a pumpkin and you hold these two right own hands.

Okay.

All right.

You devils ready?

As ready as we're gonna be.

Get set.

Scott Tossi.

One,

two,

three.

Open.

Three.

We're on three.

I'm sorry.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen.

Are you good at this?

Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one,

20, 24,

24, 25, 26, 27,

20,

20, 20, 27, 27.

28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 30, 3,

34, 35, 36.

Out of breath already.

36.

39.

39.

39.

Okay.

We're going to have a heart attack before I get to hell.

The devils are

going for the judges.

I think it was 40.

Yeah.

40 on the nose.

I think I caught more than Tom did, though.

I was absolutely like, holy fuck.

How would you like to?

I couldn't believe it.

So for those who couldn't see what happened, I mean, obviously you heard that they caught 40 successive or successful catches of the the pumpkin.

In 60 seconds.

And I was like, I don't know if we're going to be able to beat that.

I was confident that they could not.

So, like, right off the bat, I'm like, in the very first challenge, if, like, Dollar doesn't win,

it's over.

That's why, I mean, you can hear, I kicked the pumpkin away from those guys when it fell and hit the floor at one point.

I kicked it away because I was like, fuck,

these guys can't win.

You can even see the look in Jeff's eyes right there.

It's a little like, oh, I'm in trouble.

Yeah, Bri, what were you thinking when you were sitting there watching it?

I was the same thing as you.

I was like, I cannot believe how good they are at this.

They must have practiced this beforehand.

Nope.

No, we're not like Jeff.

We don't cheat beforehand.

Yeah, but I was very, very concerned when I saw that they got 40 successful tosses and catches.

Because even with you kicking it and them dropping it a couple times, it's still like every one and a half seconds.

Like I said, if there's a professional pumpkin tossing leak, you and Tom are going to be all-stars.

A different kind of pumpkin chunking.

Kim, we

finally found what you are good at, tossing the salad.

I told him, well, yeah.

All right, so

who wants to go first of the Barons to try to beat?

You just got to get 41.

Oh, we go with...

With dollar.

With dollar?

Yeah.

How do you feel about this one, bud?

You want me to take it?

Both you guys are going to have to go.

If you don't get a cue, it's okay because then the gold one will go.

All right.

I'm up.

All right, 41

catches.

I feel like we cheated like Sunday Jeff normally does.

And ready

on your mark, get set, step back a little bit.

Is that good?

You're all good.

You're trying to cheat already.

You're getting a little bit closer than get away.

Oh, I just want to know what I'm supposed to do.

Okay, all right.

Get set, go.

One,

two,

three,

four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

The crazy,

fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.

That was the same.

Were they told to do that?

No, that's them that just like, you know,

what's it called?

Improving.

So for those at home who don't have visuals, you can hear the moaning and the wailing.

The devils just took it upon themselves to start to try to distract Dollar Shave by, you know, going underneath the tosses and

putting his hands by his eyes.

But right off the bat,

Q and Dollar Got a good rhythm.

They got it going on, and they haven't dropped it once, I don't think.

So I'm feeling very confident.

I imagine it's much easier to catch a pumpkin with a tong than

it looks.

That's what I thought.

That's one of the reasons I didn't want to go up.

I'm like, do I have the coordination to do this?

But then you see these, like Dahla and Q going back and forth.

I was like, this could be like for like little kids, like an elementary school Halloween party.

That's what it seems like.

Yeah, and I thought there might have been stick'em on the fucking pumpkin.

You know, there was, I mean, that's an old Lester Hayes, Oakland Raiders 1980s joke that I throw out every couple years.

It's my Lester Hayes joke.

Nobody ever gets it.

Lester Hayes and Ray Harryhausen.

Google Lester Hayes.

He was the greatest cornerback to ever play the game, and I I love to watch him.

He would cover himself with this foreign substance in the NFL.

It was this nasty earwax-looking substance.

And it would, and

he was a cornerback, and he would go up, and if the ball just happened to hit him, it would stick to him, and it would be an interception then.

And the NFL didn't ban it for almost three years.

So he was like this awesome cornerback for the Oakland Raiders.

He had like the, you know, the jerry curl in his hair.

He just looked like a badass out there.

He would crouch almost like Tom and Guinam are right now.

It would be so intimidating to the wide receivers because he'd be up there crouching, covered in stick'em.

Was he on the Oakland Raiders or the little rascal?

What's his name?

Lester Hayes, to go to Lester the Molester.

I love this guy.

I'm guessing I'm going to be quote nowadays.

I'm going to read up on him so the next joke you tell, I'm going to get it.

All right.

21, 22, twenty-three, twenty,

twenty-three,

twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine,

thirty,

twenty-nine,

thirty, thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-four, thirty-five,

thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty, thirty, thirty-seven, knock it, knock it, thirty-eight, stop it,

I am so glad that somebody

paid enough attention to scream snoogan.

I am so intent on counting.

I don't want to, like, I desperately don't want to cheat them out of one because I know how important it is for Dollar to at least make it through the first round.

And I never would have thought to say Snoogan.

So well done, Brian.

Thank you, Snoogan.

Excellent.

39, 40, 41, yes!

You bet!

Achieve!

Well done, White Baron!

All right, hey!

We gotta, you know, White Baron's right once a century.

What's the rules?

So now does Gold Baron have to go?

We got this.

No, the Gold Baron does not have to go.

We go round to round two.

Nice work, boys.

Woo!

I like it up here.

All right.

Wow, despite the devils trying some devilish.

Yeah, we weren't doing that shit.

Devilish.

Well, you're not the devil.

You guys aren't tormenting anybody.

They're out to torment you.

Oh, they're tormenting you.

Yeah, they're doing it.

All right, Bri, you will be taking the challenge this time, but we're going to begin with

a question.

Online gambling.

Gambling over online gambling.

I was looking off Judy Carlos' back to the list.

About to block the Wi-Fi.

Okay, so this segment is called Diagnosed Ghost.

So you name the ghost that is referenced in the statement.

And there are six of them here.

So, how again are we going to add the time here?

They get extra time to think about this.

Originally, again, it was for every correct answer, they got 10 seconds for a total of double the amount of time that the devil's got.

But you changed that.

I like 6.66 seconds.

How about for every right one, they get 6.66 seconds added to their score?

That's a lot of time.

To your score.

That's a lot of time.

So I can confer with the barons if I'm not sure about that.

If you want to.

Are you really gambling right there?

No, no, I'm looking up Gayfax.

No.

Brian is on his phone for those who do not.

We just cut away to a shot of Q questioning the rules of the game, but then Bry is intently on his phone.

And before we started playing, because there was so much downtime, because Chuck had so much camera setting up to do.

And the mics, the laughs.

Yeah, that Q just went and started gambling online.

Yeah.

Because he can't do it in New York, he said.

So when he gets to Jersey, he started to do some some blackjack on his phone.

And I thought maybe that's what you got into too over there, but you're looking.

You're working.

Yeah.

I'm on the clock, baby.

Facts and offensive costumes.

So

for every correct answer, you're going to add a second to the devil's overall score, okay?

For a grand total of 6.66 seconds.

If you only get one right, we'll only add a second to their final score.

Okay?

All right.

Well, hold on one second.

I want to be in full bearing mode for this.

So what happened right there is

I do want to give a nod to Q for being all in on this one.

He didn't have to put the rubber mask back on.

Yeah.

He immediately was like, wow, this is hot.

And so, like, yeah, so

I was very happy because it just adds so much more to the visuals for him to be masked as the white baron just because it just looks so weird.

Yeah.

It just looks so unusual.

And, you know, a lot of these Hollywood guys, you know, like, they don't want to wear the mask that covers their face, you know.

That's why nobody wanted to be Judge Dredd because you have to wear the mask the whole time.

That's why Stallone was like, got to take the mask off.

Because they want to show their face.

So, you know, but Q going, like, you know, not caring and putting the mask on for the rest of the game, I thought was.

Take that, Stallone.

Yeah, fuckers.

How about the Predator, too?

The original Predator was supposed to be Jean-Claude Vendee.

Right.

But he didn't want to wear the mask to cover his face.

Right.

That's what I'm saying.

A lot of these guys, you know, they want to be able to be on screen and show their handsome

visuals, their handsome mugs.

Moneymakers.

Yeah, but he was like, you know what?

He's so committed to being the white baronet.

He was like, I'm going to wear the costume.

And you as well.

But me?

Well, I told you, I like to wear it.

Guess why I don't mind watching this right now?

Trying to compliment me.

He wants that to be his real face.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I would love to

be so disfigured that I had to wear it the whole time.

I would love to be so disfigured.

24-7.

It was a must because it was too disturbing for me not to wear it.

Yeah.

Debbie, I got into a car accident.

Bad news?

Face is the figure.

Good news?

I get to wear a mask all the time.

Diagnosed ghost.

Do you understand the premise, Sunday?

I know you don't.

No.

I can tell by your face.

Even Dala doesn't understand it.

Do you understand ghosts?

Do you understand where you are?

Yes, I understand where I'm at.

That's good.

It feels like I'm in hell.

Okay, so I'm going to give you a sentence, and then you tell me the ghost that is referenced in the sentence.

Okay.

Okay, it's a famous ghost.

Okay.

one.

One.

This was Ebenezer Scrooge's old business partner.

Yes, yes, Barry.

Marley, Jacob Marley.

Jacob Marley.

Final answer, Sunday?

Yes.

Correct.

That green jacket was awesome.

It does.

He is the friendliest girl.

Sunday.

He is the friendliest ghost in the world.

That would be Casper.

Ooh, going by himself.

Nice work.

Well, how do you know it's right?

Was that Casper the friendly ghost?

It's right.

I don't know what's the friendliest.

You guys are so cock sure that he got it right.

Imagine that, a little confidence.

This one's tough.

Make sure Unchained Melody isn't playing while you are doing pottery with this ghost around.

Yeah.

It's a room full of heteromen.

Who the fuck is going to get the answer to this question?

But he is a famous ghost, though.

Yeah, I knew the movie.

Yeah, I know the movie.

I knew the movie.

Ghost.

i think there's it it has been parodied in enough films that it's quite iconic yeah it's definitely iconic and and the second he's talking about it of course like most people know like they they get they have the scene they have the visual of the scene but the name of the ghost like you the name of the character's character's character yeah yeah i you could i could have sat here from now until the end of time and i'd never been able to tell you the character's name dude we played the game only a week ago i still i don't know it again that's how quickly it goes out of my mind.

When's the last time you saw the movie?

I remember digging that movie.

Even though, like you said, we're hetero dudes.

We're very hetero.

We're super hetero.

Make no mistake.

I like the whoopie Goldberg scenes.

Oh, I love the movie.

Yeah, well, I prefer just the Whoopi Goldberg scenes where he's talking to her and she's like, everyone's looking at her strange.

Right.

Yeah, but it was a really well-done movie.

I don't know if it was.

Doesn't this ever rewatch?

I think it might, but I don't remember

really much about it, but I remember walking out of the theater theater and being like, I really enjoyed that.

Like, you know,

I rediscovered love after that movie.

Yeah, then I walked over to Michael's and bought some clay.

Yeah, I know what it's from.

It's Patrick Stewart.

I don't know his character.

Patrick Swayze.

Patrick Stewart, right?

Patrick Swayze.

Engage.

Do you guys remember the character's name, though?

For an extra one-point.

No, I don't remember.

I know I should being the gold baron.

It was

Sam

wheat.

Wheat from ghosts.

Yeah.

Listen, I knew the movie.

That's it.

I don't watch it.

Tom's acting like you were like Dart.

He's never getting him making the fucking pottery.

Okay, next one.

Maybe the Maitlands shouldn't have hired this bio exorcist.

That would be Bill Juice.

Very, very good.

Well done.

Another 1.1 second added.

These brothers were sentenced to death by electric chair by Judge Stephen the Hammer Wexler.

I was really hoping to speak.

Yes, the white baron.

The Scalari brothers.

From what movie?

Ghostbusters 2.

That's what I was trying to stump you.

I figured your mark two might not have been as good as one.

You just came at me with a Ghostbuster?

Ghostbusters 2, and I wasn't going to get it.

Ghostbusters 2.

I didn't pull one on.

You know, know, Q's.

I feel like he's kind of serious.

He's seriously annoyed.

So, what happened just there for those who do not have visuals is Q took the mask and hat off to talk to Tom that he was like, he was offended.

Almost like when that doctor in the show takes his glasses to do the dramatic just scoffing the entire time.

Like, what do you fuck with?

What's the matter with you?

But is it kind of cocky of Q to think that everybody knows he loves Ghostbusters?

Like, that he would know every.

Like, I didn't know this sclerosis.

This is a fact about me.

in this audience in this audience not knowing that he is a fan of ghostbusters is it that's

an egregious error on tom's part

okay all right it's a faux pom on tom's part but brian too many did you know the scalarity part absolutely not no and i've seen the movie multiple times i've already forgotten the ghost

i can see the scene in my head but yeah the name of the uh yeah but for those not at home

he might as well have dropped like a joke about q's mother the way that q the way that q took the mask up and looked at him you're right he seemed offended

Like, you're silly.

Silly for doing this.

I didn't pull one on you.

Nonetheless, the devil.

Yeah.

Who are you going to call?

The devil wearing shorts?

Or the one with a swien or hanging in?

More to love.

Another one.

Another 1.1 seconds added to our overall score.

For so far, they've only gotten one wrong, right?

Yeah.

Okay, so if you get this one right, you'll add 5.55 seconds to their score.

I just had to ask, was the placement, who decided on the placement of

the devils and the barons?

Okay, so for those not at home, if you're looking at the screen, if you were looking at a screen, dollar is on the far left.

Yeah.

Giddam, you are next to dollar to the right.

To the right of you is Tom, and then to the right of Tom, I am the black Baron.

I just think it's funny because I'm in total red, and him wearing the Darth Maul is in red and black, and then you're in total black.

So I think it's just interesting.

That's color coordinator, you're saying?

Yeah, like he is the mixture

between the two.

Chuck, did you place us there like that on purpose?

You might as well say yes.

I know you didn't.

It's just another level of China.

Another genius move by Chuck.

It's an onion.

I'm making the little picture box with my hand as I'm setting you guys up in your chairs.

I mean, that's kind of on the level of like the guy who had to get the china right on the Titanic movie.

Like you had to get the right design on the China.

Well, no, I'm just looking at it like you're both wearing Adidas pants.

It's like he's an amalgamation of you and I.

It does look like he's your child of some kind.

It does.

It really does.

So he remembers who his daddy is.

All right.

The sound of this woman dying was like a garbage truck dropped on the Empire State Building.

Like Large Marge, baby.

Correct.

Wow, the white Baron was supposed to be.

You're the special needs Baron.

Yeah.

He's fucking.

Well, he spent all his time watching movies instead of being in school.

Hey, I beat your ass in the pumpkin tossing.

No, both of them.

Salad tossing.

Not my ass.

His ass.

Okay.

So, actually, what will happen is they get five extra seconds to try to go further with the pumpkin.

So this is the physical challenge.

It's called On Your Knees.

My favorite.

I'm concentrating so hard because I know I'm up that I totally missed that softball.

I'm like, all right, what am I going to be doing?

But Q is super

competitive.

I didn't realize it.

You can tell.

Yeah, he's going to be able to do it.

Once these games get started, he wants to win,

which I admire.

Oh, for sure.

Like, I know, probably, as soon as this is over, you could give a fuck less.

But Q, I say, really feels like I could feel the competitiveness in Q.

Even Dollar, I could tell, is just like, I got to go to work in the morning.

Can we speed this up?

You can almost see the gears turning in Q's Q's head when he tries to figure out any mistakes

my or Tom may have made.

Yes,

or a twist to win.

Yeah.

Or a twist, yeah.

I was like, is it too easy?

They're begging for mercy on their knees.

A foam pumpkin is inserted between a player's knees.

They must waddle to their partner and exchange the pumpkin to them without using their hands.

The partner must then walk back to start.

The person or team that gets the furthest in 60 seconds wins.

So it's like a relay race.

That's going to be the hardest thing.

So you start at the green wall, come to the couch, give it off to a dollar, or vice versa, or the opposite, and then dollar or you would have to get back to the wall, beating the time it took these guys to do it.

So if we drop it, we have to go back to start?

Yes.

Okay.

So are we getting our 5.5 seconds deducted from our score?

Yes.

Like if we do it in 60 seconds, our time is 55 seconds.

Got it.

Yes.

Got it.

Well, that's a big advantage.

You ready, Tom?

Yep.

And this should be good.

Now, this was my idea.

It was to every time we do a physical challenge.

The play the devil goes out of the chorus.

The devil goes down the chorus.

Now, I don't know if they can hear that on the audio version.

We're not playing it, right?

No, we are because it's just the instrumental that's made by some random band as a cover.

Okay, so that won't get flagged.

Yeah,

this is what they call a karaoke version.

It was made for a karaoke CD, so it's not like, you know.

So I would, so paint the painting the picture for those who can't see.

I would say the green wall to the couch is how far, Brian, would you say in feet-wise?

I would give it maybe 20 feet, you think, get him?

Like 25, I think.

So going there to the couch and back, so the relay race is probably 50 feet.

And so

that's what we're trying to

time,

going with a pumpkin and passing it off to your partner and going 50 feet.

And

Tom has a very strange

gait, the way he walks,

his method of operation.

We're going to see it in a second, but boy, it's funny.

It's almost like he.

I think he's overthinking it.

Like he's got gout or something.

That ain't a gout walk.

I thought it might be a gout walk.

Get him, nose.

Those are some ginger steps you're talking about.

Yeah, why are you walking so gingerly?

Do you have gout as well to hold a pumpkin between your knees?

Yes, many times.

I can move a lot quicker than that.

I don't know what you're doing on Saturday night.

Take this parent to do the relay race.

I love baby.

This is what everybody paid to see.

You're not a patron seeing this right now.

I want to know what you're spending your money on.

This is a sex act band.

Oh, it's got a fall.

Oh,

he's doing the Elvis.

Tom is devastated.

So, if you're not able to see what's going on, is that Giddam and Tom are face to face.

Oh, sorry.

They can't be any closer unless they were fucking actually making out.

Right?

They're pressed up against one another.

They're trying to pass between their knees a styrofoam pumpkin.

Yes.

And

it's almost like

they're trying to consummate this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

No,

I don't know how you consummate.

No.

That does look like a mating ritual.

I'm talking about like in the animal kingdom.

Oh, yeah.

Like, yes.

Sir Richard Attenborough could be narrating this.

Which two animals

if two oxes were in a heap?

This is what it might look like.

If, like,

it's, it's very tough because

it's

it's not round.

It's oval.

Yeah, it's the shape of a pumpkin sideways.

So you can't really squeeze it to make it pop out.

So it's because you're not using your hands.

And so, for those at home who can't see, Giddam and Tom have dropped the pumpkin.

Now, Tom must go back to the beginning.

Oh, yeah.

And shuffle some more.

You got to go back to the beginning.

Giddam, you got to

accept him.

You gotta spread your petals

and let him come inside.

Look at fucking let his tippy toes.

Pay no attention to the double attack.

Why are you walking on your chip?

I'm not gonna cheat like them.

Come on, Tom.

Can't take it.

You guys are getting massacred out here.

Yeah, it does.

Looks like you shit your pants.

Wow.

I used to see this all the time.

How long is this supposed to go on for you?

It was supposed to be 60 seconds.

It's definitely longer than a minute.

All right, here we go.

Consummation

is about to happen on screen for the first time ever on Tell Steve Dave video.

Yes!

It took Tom Tom three times to get the third time, it was the third time.

He finally got it in between your knees.

Yeah,

he rotated it.

Now you're walking

like your name is Igor.

You can just feel it start to slip, and every movement just makes it slip a little more.

So you're almost playing the game of should I just drop it and restart?

Or should I try to go for it?

No,

do you see the way you're walking right now?

That's you probably in about 25 years.

That's quite generous.

2.55.

The decimal point over.

It's a rounding error.

Okay, I was being kind, but yeah, I think that's how you're going to move about

wherever you're dwelling.

Oh, no, no,

I'll be in one of those scooters by that point in time.

It looks like you're already holding one.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh!

Get down, Tom.

It's got to be over a minute.

There's got to be a stopwatch.

Well, we don't stop until he's touched.

life.

But I can't use my hands, right?

You can touch the phone.

Can I fall back there?

What?

Got a camera at this angle that cut off.

Oh, this will be a lot easier because he was able to place the pumpkin more securely.

Look at that.

Baby got back.

What?

He's taking a photo.

Oh, it's a time.

That's it.

Why did Q take a photo of that or a video?

To save it for later?

I think Q popped out his phone and took a photo of Get him at the end there.

I'm kind of worried about him now.

So the trick probably was to drop the pumpkin immediately.

Yeah,

that was the cheating way.

Right.

So

you can pop up.

It's not cheating.

It's working within the rules set forth by a that's what Belichick would have instructed his players to do.

He was the head coach of what's this called again?

What's this?

What's this?

Get on your knees.

Get down on your knees.

Fall of favor coach Bill Belishek has left the Patriots, too.

Coach,

down on your knees.

I can understand why Tom was deflating the pumpkeys.

And so it was a little over a minute, I think.

We'll find out when it's going to be a little bit more.

But yeah, you guys successfully were able to complete the relay race, though, but it took a lot longer than expected.

Oh, yeah.

Two minutes per second.

Two minutes

and 21 seconds.

Wow.

An eternity.

that's why I want to take this

further

wow we'll give them a new pumpkin response oh

pulling a Frank three

thoughts from the devils on their on their performance right here the New Jersey devils if you will

I'm not usually normally they don't normally have the pumpkin between my knees it's usually more secure we that's the way we do it down in hell where is it usually well it's usually up

in a very special spot

yeah in the devil's hole yeah

well I mean did you practice this degree?

No, no, that would have been cheating.

We're not Sunday, Jeff, and you.

Whoa, okay.

Did you know the jacket?

Dollars jackets aren't great

because we forgot that he has the green jacket against the green screen.

I love how you held the microphone up to Tom to ask him a question.

Yeah.

And then when he started talking, he pulled it back to himself.

That was a cool effect, though.

Well, we didn't plan on what we're going to do with the green screen.

We just kind of shot shot towards it, and last minute we're like, let's turn it into a normal wall of the office.

Right.

And then, but it's like, sometimes we have to play with that because we go over there for the games, and Sunday's in a green jacket.

So, in the edit, it's kind of

fast and loose.

I mean, that's just one of those

unforeseen,

unthought-of-you know, like things that pop up that you can't cover every base.

Exactly.

People fucking got fucking hell holes opening up in our studio.

Now you're going to bitch that the green screen effect for one second was off.

What would Ray Harryhausen say?

Just because Sunday Jeff happened to wander in.

All right.

See, look, he's already practicing.

So, you guys got to come sit down here, Doug.

Don't get in their way.

I don't want anybody to blow a knee out.

Oh, we can't harass them?

No, don't harass them.

Rye's got bad knees as it is.

I don't think he needs them.

I'm wondering if I'm going to be able to get them together.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

We're going to put zero on the clock.

Go.

Oh, look at Sunday.

Oh, look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that, man.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't he just walk that foot in?

Look at that pimp.

Look at that.

Now, for those who can't see, Sunday had absolutely no problems whatsoever walking.

He was a swagger.

He literally looked like he didn't have a pumpkin between his legs.

Yeah, he didn't.

He was actually walking with a pimp walk almost.

Yeah, he was.

He really was.

I question if he walks around work like that.

I question why the fuck used to, Tom and you, had so much trouble just walking.

Why did Sunday walk like it was absolutely no effort?

He's wearing jeans.

Okay, that plays factor.

I believe so, yeah.

Why?

Because the gene material is a little more grippy than the

micro spandex, whatever we're wearing.

It's like stick'em, you know?

Yeah, okay.

We're like,

Leroy Hayes, the

Lester Hayes

now Bri what are you thinking right now because are you because you're not wearing jeans you have on an all-gold glittery suit I'm in LeMay

are are you having problems right now or is it like it's the handoff or the knee off that's that's the the big problem there because it's so easy to drop it and like he can't widen his knees for me to go in without dropping without dropping it yeah that's a challenge of

on your knees the genius of on on your knees.

That sounds like a Japanese game show.

And you're also at a disadvantage because you're taller than Sunday, so your knees don't line up.

Right, and also one is fake, so like to crouch on any level is a challenge.

The thigh gaps help there, it doesn't help in other levels.

A little more, push it a little bit.

It's a shame.

Any more?

There you go, brother.

Now,

first fucking handoff, bitch.

Nice and easy, bud.

Nice and easy.

Take your time, brother.

You got two minutes.

Yeah, you got to put all the time in the world, Bri.

Oh!

You got to reset it now.

With every step I take, you can see it popping out a little more.

It was almost the same exact spot that mine popped out of it.

So for those at home who are able to see, Brian dropped the pumpkin, but it's an absolutely genius play to drop the pumpkin.

Yeah, it is.

It's better to do it.

It's absolutely easier.

When I saw Sunday Jeff coming my way, it looked like it was higher than his knees a little bit.

Right.

Like almost in his inner thighs, like just above his knees.

So I was like, well, that's what I'll do since he had such an easy time walking.

Now, next year, if we do on your knees, we're going to close that loophole.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we're going to close the loophole of dropping the pumpkin just to go back to the beginning.

We're going to have to make the first player have to restart.

We're going to start the whole thing again.

You're not going to find us and take away a drop thing, are you?

Doing it the first time.

What do I gotta do now?

Nothing.

Nothing.

You're done.

Stand here.

Brian reset.

Oh, you get to reset.

You're all free, brother.

Sunday, get back against the wall.

Look at that.

Oh,

yes.

George Bowl.

Yeah, Sunday.

Under a minute.

My fucking house, no time.

We didn't need those five seconds, boys.

The devils are getting their fucking asses at work, boys.

Even after that impressive docking by the devils.

So, two challenges down, two challenges achieved by Dollar Shave.

You are almost halfway there

to getting out of hell and coming back to Telm Steve Dave Town forever.

We're forking up this.

Feel good.

This next round is called Monster Moniker.

Players will be given the location and description of a cryptid and will be given three multiple choices on what the name of it is.

Okay, so I'm going to give you a location somewhere in the world, somewhere on the globe, and then I will give you three names, and you tell me which cryptid you think

is

native

to the

description that I gave the player.

So just an easy example, if you say New Jersey, we know New Jersey devil.

Lockers, Monster, Scotland.

Yes.

Got it.

These are a little bit more off the beaten path.

These are some of the more lesser known cryptids.

Okay, Sunday, you ready?

Can we still confirm?

I still can confirm.

We can't steal.

Well, can I steal?

Hold on, let me get back into my

trader.

I am the smarter devil.

Which one of you, I mean, if you had to, if you really were to go, do you think, toe-to-toe at an IQ test, which devil do you think is really smarter?

Sunday literally has no idea sometimes what's going on.

He really doesn't.

Devil.

Oh, is that what they are?

Devil's?

I think his wig is on too tight at times.

I think it's on too tight.

The close-ups of your horns are so funny, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, they're so funny.

Oh, the band.

When you see it, when we bring it up,

it looks gross.

Devil.

Yeah.

No, which, no, which the guys with the horns made it red.

We're not talking to me.

Yes.

So

yeah, so for those who

actually, though, for anybody listening to this,

it's in the audio in the beginning.

It's for those who are watching the video, they won't get that callback joke about the QAnon shaman.

They will have to have listened to the exclusive content

that's on this episode of the regular feed of Tell Home Steve Dave, where we talk about the offensive costumes.

It's completely the opposite way.

It's normally done.

Usually it's the people who pay that get the exclusive content.

We're never fucking mixing it up this year.

You know why?

Because

we had to quickly turn this video around to get it out on Halloween.

We didn't also want to have to

show pictures of the offensive costumes.

It just made Chuck's life a little easier just to work on the game portion.

So it's not that we're generous.

It's that

we waited to the last minute.

If we have to tell you.

I'm not endorsing.

I'm mocking.

It was on Good Housekeeping's list of do not.

Oh, it was.

Okay.

All right, Sunday.

What you got?

You ready?

Yep.

This is a creature resembling a cross between an owl, a fox, and a deer.

It is indigenous.

Damn.

I said indigenous.

I was fucking brutal.

Really, that was impressive.

It brutalized every single word here at the door.

It is indigenous.

Catch it again on the fucking flip side, another fucking perfect pronunciation.

To Costa Rica.

and your options are a the Rica docks

B

Aboguchi or C fupa bear

so you can you can confer with your barons

this is your this is your neck of the woods this is a rough one so you got Costa Rica you got the Rica docks the Aboguchi and the Fupa bear did you think I was gonna fuck up Abaguchi I think Rica Rica wanted to be too

Alex ain't here to help you

He's Mexican.

Something different.

Mr.

Rica.

148's dying pretty quick over here so far.

All right, Dollar, we need an answer.

Think of

aboguchi or fupa bear?

I like fupa bear.

That's what I was leaning towards as well.

But I don't know.

Are you going to go with your partners or go against them?

Understanding it's a total guess, Dollar Shave.

You like the Fupa?

What was the second one?

Aboguchi.

That sounds too Italian.

Aboguchi.

Yeah, I'll go with the

Fupa bear.

Yeah.

Should have gone with your gut, Doc.

It was Aboguchi.

You don't know what the Fupa is?

Tell us what the Fupa is, 148.

It's the fat underneath the pelvic area, or over the pelvic area.

Sorry.

There's a reason why I don't know that.

I thought that was called the gun.

No, it's the Fupa.

It's the fat over the pelvic area.

Is that true?

Yeah.

How do you know that?

N48, bitch.

All right.

Question two.

A seven-foot-tall bug-like creature that has been reported in Hackettstown, New Jersey, near the

Muscatong River.

How is that, Muskatong?

I think that's right, yeah.

On fire.

Here's your...

Mantis Man,

the Garden State Stink Bug, or Feeler Creeper.

Mantis Man.

Garden State Stink Bug.

That's my name.

Or the Feeler Creeper.

I thought you were a Feeler Creeper.

No, I'm more of a

Sunday.

I've never heard of this.

Or a dollar?

Come on, dollar.

Anything's going to be a total guess on my part.

Well, what can we eliminate?

Jersey Creeper.

What is it, the New Jersey Stink Bug?

Mantis Man, Gorgeous.

I think it might be.

Stink bug or Feeler Creeper.

I like Feeler Creeper.

Feeler Creeper.

It's the best name.

Yeah, I think that's a good name.

I don't know.

And could you describe what he looks like again one more time?

He's a seven-foot-tall bug-like creature that has been reported in Hackettstown, New Jersey, near the Muskatong River.

Is there a buzzer here?

A mantis is a bug.

That's a fact.

What was the first one?

Mantis Man, Garden State Stink Bug, or Feeler Creeper.

You need an answer.

Come on, you got it.

Come on.

Yeah.

Feeler creeper.

Feeler creeper is

incorrect.

Mantis man.

It said it was a bug.

Number three.

Repeat.

Listen.

This is a part goat, part man creature.

Oh, Tom Brady?

That lives under a North Folk Road railroad trestle in Kentucky.

This is a part goat, part man creature that lives under a North Folk Railroad trestle in Kentucky.

So Kentucky is the steam.

The tin nibbler.

The popelick monster.

Or track horn.

Yeah.

Which one is it, Dollar?

It's going to get harder.

Oh, it's gonna get harder.

Oh, yeah.

Harder.

You see this outfit?

It's getting harder.

It's menacing.

Steel nibbles?

Yeah, I can see.

Need an answer.

Up dollar, I mean.

You got the tin nibbler, the popelick monster, or track horn.

Track horn.

What do you think?

The poplick?

That's what I would guess.

Yeah, I like popelick.

Popelick?

Correct!

Yeah!

You did it.

Does that have anything to do with

some sort of like the real pope licking the real pulp?

I have no idea why they called it that.

It's pretty scary.

Maybe the name of the river?

So you got 1.5 seconds added to the overall score or taken off or

you know, whatever.

Did we get to use those five seconds we didn't need in the other one?

No, those are gone.

Okay, here we go.

Question four.

A 70-foot-long aquatic animal with a horse-like neck that has been spotted in the lakes of Minnesota.

Messi,

Pressy, or Bessie?

Minnesota.

Minnesota.

The guess would be Messi because of the M, I would assume.

It's very alliterative, but could that be a

what's the last one?

We got Bessie.

Ooh.

Messy, Bessie, and Pressy.

Is that the next name for

the other one?

Nessie.

Oh, Nessie.

I like Pressy.

Nessie's in Scotland.

Not in Minnesota.

Just a little help for you.

Just a little.

My guess would be Messi.

Your guess is Pressy.

I don't think it's Messi.

The M is

a fucking red herring.

Yeah.

That a simpleton came up to throw us off.

Did you call him Pressy?

You go with Pressy?

Going with Pressy.

The white baron is saving your soul right in front of all your eyes tonight on Patreon.

And those eyes here.

Yes.

And those listening on the welfare radio station

that aren't on Patreon right now.

Does this get me out?

Does my performance get me out of the fucking trial baron thing that I'm in?

I think it might.

Like next year, you might be elevated to an actual color

instead of a towel.

You might get a real cape and mask by next year.

Because your performance is off the charts.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, real quick.

Yeah.

Lance Bass is a Taurus.

I did not know that.

Thank you, Gold Baron.

Very, very informative.

He went to space, too, didn't he?

I just can't put my finger on what it is that, you know, why you're giving us these facts, but that's not to say that they're not very, very, you know, enlightening.

Number five.

Five.

A short, stubby dog creature with cat-like ears found in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin.

Whiskey.

We got Yassime,

Knee Nibbler, or T-Kettler.

We got Yusime, Knee-Nibbler, or T-Kettler.

Sundays, you got to stop.

Sometimes to save yourself, you got to go out on a limb.

Stop going with the Barons.

They know too much.

That's why I'm going with them.

But it's unfair at this point.

That's not unfair.

Part of the game.

I mean, honestly, one of them knows too much.

Can we get the description of the monster?

A short, stubby dog creature with cat-like ears.

Almost sounds like Cooper.

We like T.

Kettler.

We like T.

Ketler.

This

is shave like T.

Kettler?

That's the final

question.

Knee Nibbler sounds, again, I could be Knee Nibbler.

Yes, who's naming these things?

Knee Nibbler or T.

Kettler.

What do you think, Sancho?

Probably Nibbler from Wisconsin.

That's who's naming them.

I'll go with Nee Nibbler.

You're going to go with Nee Nibbler.

You're going to.

Defy the Baron.

Defy the white baron, who is on fire.

What did you say?

I didn't hear what you said.

You said, what did you say?

T.

Kettler.

You said T.

Kettler.

You want Nee Nibbler?

But

you changed your answer before, and you changed it from the right one to a wrong one.

Need a final answer.

I'll go with T.

Kettler.

You are so lucky because it was T.

Kettler.

That's why I got the white bear.

We're guessing up a storm tonight.

Gold Barry, I think you're too busy thinking of those facts that are like a little bit of a title.

White Baron's hot tonight.

He was just on MGM, and he was doing well on that, too.

MGM.

Yeah, MGM app.

Oh,

I'm up $105.

There you go.

This flying cryptid with a dog-like muscle and blue fur was found in Washington.

Look at Sunday with his eyes closed, thinking, as if he knows anything.

Pretending that he knows.

I'm not Sundays.

I'm from the streets.

I don't know any cryptids.

Ain't no cryptids on the streets?

Just crips.

Your options are the cookie glider,

bat squatch, or the crowman.

I like bat squatch.

You're going to go with bat squatch?

I'm going to cook your fur?

Oh, I'm going to cook.

I'm definitely going to cook.

What's the description of the creature?

Flying cryptid with a dog-like muzzle and blue fur found in Washington.

Blue fur.

The cookie glider, bat squatch, or the crow man.

Nothing resembles anything what he just described.

Well, there's no feathers, so I would take Crow off.

That doesn't seem to be.

A cookie glider could be a take on the sugar glider, but again, I think he's blue.

That might be a fucking.

I'm going to go with the Bat Squatch.

Bat Squatch.

I think.

Bat Squatch.

Son.

Dollar Shave?

Well, I'm going to still go with the White Baron.

I'm going to go with Bat Squatch.

If you had gone with the White Baron this entire time, you would would have had a perfect score because it is batsquatch.

No, that's not true.

The first one, I was going to go Asia, whatever.

That first one, the Costa Rica one.

Aguchi.

At Gucci.

That's the one I picked.

And I went with the white baron.

I put trust and faith in the white baron.

So you got four right then.

You got Costa Rica wrong, and you got

the T Cap.

Oh, no, you got T Capital right.

Well, you got 5.5 seconds.

of bonus time.

Nice.

You know, you guys, you're pitiful.

You guys got to show up at now because it's getting near dark and you guys have done shit.

It's going to piss me off.

We've set the pace.

What pace?

They learn from our mistakes.

Yes.

Ooh, I love the title of this one.

I know.

I thought you were.

Physical challenge is called Bust a Nut.

I get to break walnuts with my hands?

Close.

Players have 60 seconds to bust as many peanuts out of their shell as possible and have them fall into a bucket.

They must do so by lining up back to back.

I don't think Q can do this one.

Why?

He's allergic to peanuts, right?

He's allergic to peanuts.

Oh, we didn't think that.

Oh, I was allergic to it.

Maybe the black baron hasn't gone yet.

Maybe the black baron can step in and do this one.

And then

if I fail,

then the gold baron will step in.

Right.

And then if

there's two failures, I'll just die.

Yeah,

you just have to be

a sacrificial lamb and just get some peanut dust on you.

I'm just fucking.

You don't have an FPP in your mercy?

So Did the rules say we had to be back-to-back?

We changed the rules because there was no way you guys tried to go back-to-back to bust the nut and you guys couldn't bust a nut because it was like

Michelin Man and Pillsbury Doughboy trying to bust it up.

Spoil it up.

The peanut would just disappear into both your guys' backs.

You lose it forever.

Sorry for the spoilers, people.

You back up too fast.

It turned into peanut butter.

Well, we don't actually see that, though.

That's what this commentary is for.

We cut that out, that first try you guys do.

Oh, okay.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know that.

So it's okay that we gave that away.

That's what we're here to do,

to pull the curtain back a little bit and give those viewers who can't see something extra to make it worth their while to listen to this.

But Q is definitely

allergic to peanuts, huh?

Brian?

Yeah.

Well, it's allergic in a way, like he gets headaches from it.

He doesn't like to like peanut butter, like any kind of peanut product.

Nothing, it'll give him headaches.

Which at one point, Gidam is holding a peanut up to his face.

I was like, dude, I know.

I thought that was weird.

He's like, I was supposed to torture him.

Yes.

But I didn't put it in his mouth.

But again, it just shows how fucking

competitive Q is because it's like, it's okay, Q, you can sit this one out.

I could have easily done it, or you could have easily done it.

And he's like, no, no, no, fuck it.

I'm going.

He goes up, and he's the guy that's the first baron to go to try to beat the devils.

We're giving it away.

But like,

his very well-being is meaningless to him when he's involved in a game.

We're only a little bit better.

We're not even an hour in, and he's ready to sacrifice however long it's going to take for that headache.

That could be the least of what happens to him.

You don't know if one of those peanut shells has happened to go in his mouth.

And then what?

We got to rush him to the hospital or make him drink milk.

Swollen up and shit.

Make Make him drink milk.

That's what my mom told me to do.

If ever I ingested poison, you got to drink milk.

But that's this would be an allergic reaction.

Oh, it wouldn't be the same thing.

Well, I think it's poisonous to cue, right?

Peanuts.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't say poisonous, but I would allergic reaction.

I mean, it could it hurt if we made him drink milk?

I don't know.

We don't make a game out of it.

What would all these people complain about EpiPeds for?

They could just bring milk around.

You don't have an EpiPed in your mouth?

It gives me a pounding headache.

Really?

Yeah.

Got some exetin in my bag.

So the pressure is on for the black and gold Baron to not have you

partake in this one.

We got to come up big for the white Baron here.

Golden.

We got to bust a nut.

We got to bust a nut.

Can't eat it.

I don't think it's going to work.

No, it's something

dollar shape.

Yeah, but it's back-to-back.

So we're going to be back-to-back busting nuts.

Gross.

It's usually how I do it.

Oh, so you're not eating them doing anything.

No.

Oh, I could do that.

Oh, okay.

I thought you just couldn't get any dust on you.

No, no, no.

I just couldn't eat any.

Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going to eat it.

You go back to back instead of bust them together.

Back to back, you face each other.

I could do that.

Yeah.

So, how are you going to put them in behind your back?

We'll just line them up and do it.

So you don't butt the buttons?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Disgusted look on his face.

I've seen some people.

It's going to wind up just like

it's going to disappear.

What's the matter, Cube?

Scurred?

I'm not scared.

I'm not scared.

Are you ready?

How long have you got?

How long have you got?

60 seconds.

60 seconds.

But to paint a picture, so the guys figured out they're not going to be able to go back to back, so they're going to go shoulder to shoulder.

It's a little bit harder, right?

Your shoulder than your

arm.

Yeah, with my muscles,

I have more muscles in my arm than my back.

I got to be honest with you, though.

You guys have such

difficulties crushing a nut.

Well, again, this is

the weakest sheld of all the nuts.

This is first blush.

What do you mean?

This is like, we didn't practice beforehand.

You keep saying that.

Neither did the Barons and Dollar.

No, no, they have an advantage because they got to watch?

Yes.

And they can figure out a strategy based on.

It's like when a team watches a film of another team playing.

They call it watching films.

Yeah, okay.

I'm well aware what they call it.

60 seconds.

Yeah, I'm ready.

You guys will get more than that.

You're going to get 65 seconds.

Yeah.

On your mark,

get ready.

Bust a nut.

Woo, I'm going to count that as water.

That was a great idea.

Oh.

Bust it all over their faces, guys.

There you go.

There you go.

You guys are busting no nuts.

Gen at somebody's face.

There you go.

They're stuck getting into the bucket.

Two.

It's like pulverized.

That fucking thing.

Listen, it's like the cry of a peanut.

It's like...

Oh, poor Mr.

Peanut.

Listen.

That other one, man, you heard it.

It sounded like every vertebrae was being pot in the side.

You guys got too much English.

I love that these guys are arguing

over whose IQ is bigger.

Yes, this is on the standard Mensa quiz.

How long you got for this, too?

Costumes are very simple.

We'll announce when the timer is up.

Timer is up.

Now, for those who can't see,

what

Tom and I are doing is we have them against the outside of our

bio.

The peanuts.

The peanuts, and we're doing a roll, like he kind of goes down, I kind of go up, and that causes

the nut to shear out of the shell.

But the problem is, it doesn't fall straight down.

It keeps falling outside of the.

Did you guys need a strategy to fucking crush a nut?

Just press as hard as you can and hope for the best.

But it's, again, we don't have the most...

Well, Tom doesn't have the most

solid arm.

So that's why we developed a strategy of the shearing force.

It's not an acorn.

It's a fucking nut.

A baby could crush a nut.

Yes, in their hand.

I don't think a baby could do that in their bicep.

Okay.

I could probably do it in the inside of the crook of my elbow, but.

So you have to use your arm?

Any part of your arm?

Any part of your arm.

I just want to say for the record, it's kind of silly to leave the gold bearing out of anything to do with nuts.

You ready?

You guys can be tormented, though.

Tormenting is allowed.

We're being tormented.

Peanuts?

Yeah, but they can't interfere with those.

No, they cannot interfere with the trajectory of the peanut.

So this is the moment when, after Q has told the entire room that he can't eat.

He's allergic to peanuts.

No, that he can't eat a peanut.

That get him fucking goes.

He grabs a peanut and puts it right by his face.

Yeah, like right by his mouth.

But again, not in his mouth.

No, but still, you don't want any part of that peanut touching him, though.

I don't want him to.

He would have to eat the peanut.

He would have to kill him.

I think people can inhale the dust.

No, he said the dust is not a problem.

He said he's starting to get a headache.

Yeah.

No, the dust is a problem.

That's why they took peanuts off of airplanes because some people are allergic.

Well, that's some people.

This we're talking about Q.

He said the dust didn't matter.

It only matters if he eats it.

So that's the knowledge I was working off.

It cannot interfere with the trajectory of the peanut.

Peanut?

What are you doing?

He's allergic to the peanuts.

It's funny tormentation.

Fucking devil.

Yeah, the smell's already out of me.

The devil's a Giants fan.

Get set.

Bust a nut.

All right, here we go.

Oh.

One.

Hey, bust nuts like this, bitch.

Two.

One more.

Ready?

The costume.

Oh, we busted that nut.

Three.

Nice work.

Thanks.

Part of that peanut went in there.

All right, all right, we'll do one more.

Okay, so they adopted our strategy, but modified it to use the ends, edges of their elbows.

Yeah.

Which is harder on almost everybody, including Tom and I.

What?

Why is it harder to use your elbow rather than?

No, I know what I'm saying.

That area.

Why didn't you guys think of that?

Two of the fucking smartest men.

Pumpkin walk they fucked up or people crushed they fucked up.

Because we're trying to go

in the rules.

There were no rules.

It was just busting up with any part of your body.

No, first it was back-to-back bust the nut.

Then it got changed to use your arms to bust the nut.

So we went with that.

Is it the elbow part of the arms?

Well, again,

this is why he Q's advanced gaming mind to see the stance that mostly Tom made

and adapts.

Adapt and overcome.

Now,

this would be the third challenge that you guys lost.

Are you getting concerned that you guys aren't going to be

$15 in hell at this point?

Again, people who don't have the video, they can't see me just throw my hands up after number two.

And I'm like, okay, I see where this is going.

What?

What?

It's a fair opportunity for you and Tom to win.

These are legit wins.

I'm not putting him down for it.

Again,

he's adapting and overcoming, and that's an admirable quality.

Who's adapting and overcoming?

Q.

And to a lesser extent, Jeff.

No, you identify your enemy's weakness and you take advantage of that.

Okay.

Or you adapt your own strategy.

My partner's not even tormented.

Go on.

Now meeting peanuts.

Achievements.

Jesus Christ.

All right.

So after three rounds, dollar shave, you are well on your way

to

getting yourself out of hell.

But real quick, let's go to tellhamstevedave.com real quick and let's see the status of the Triple Rainbow Baron t-shirt.

That shirt has now dropped from $28 down to...

Wait, it's not $28?

What is it now?

It is

$22.

$22!

What a bargain.

Wow.

Someone made a deal with me to get a shirt that cheap.

That's a hell of a sound.

Yes.

Puns are flying fast and furiously right now.

I gotta say, they pulled out every one.

They did a good job of the puns.

And again,

we forgot to go to the t-shirt.

In the edit, I noticed, I'm like, oh, we're supposed to go to this after every round, and we didn't do it until the third one.

But thank God we remembered it because I thought it was a fun thing to keep going to the board like a telephone.

Everyone's brain was so addled by what was transpiring in front of them.

Especially when a peanut did it to them.

Yeah.

Yeah, but the shirt has now dropped to $22.

And for those listening, you know, maybe if you're interested in getting that shirt before it sells out, maybe get over there right now, put the episode on pause and go to tellhamstevedave.com and pick up the Triple Rainbow Baron shirt, which has been slashed.

To to $22 right now.

Or $22 right now.

Look how conveyed it was.

You see his eyes?

They were scary.

Like

how

character he was.

Yeah, that's right.

You can own this beautiful shirt.

Tell me where he went as well.

If you go to tellmseethdave.com right now and pay $22 or wait till the end of the show and maybe

a little bit cheaper.

But if you don't want to wait, you're afraid it might sell out.

It won't.

It's not going to sell out because we got way too many of them.

But if you're worried about it selling out, go there now and pick it up for 22.

All right.

Those who are patient, you know, wait till the end.

You may even get it for even a better price than 22.

I like that we're pretending this is live.

As opposed to just we record it and they're here at the shoots there.

It's bordering on a telethone.

All right.

Round four is called spooky stats.

Spooky stats.

You'll be given a number, which is part of a Halloween stat.

We decide not to do that.

All right, we're going to switch around.

I'm going to give you

a way easier.

It's a good thing this is live.

Yeah.

I don't want to give you guys any answers.

So I'm going to give you, like, let's say, how many, just for example, how many American children partake in Halloween trick-or-treating in America?

If you can come within 10 points of the actual number,

you'll get the question right.

Okay.

Great.

Wow.

That's an easy one.

The percentage of Americans who plan to carve a pumpkin,

what do you think that percentage is in America Sunday?

Or dollar shave?

I'd say it's probably pretty high.

I'd say probably it's at least 25 or 30 percent.

You think 25 percent is high?

Yeah.

Have you seen this, man?

I would have, I would have, on the safe side, I would have guessed 50.

I would have said 40.

So I think we're all in the same.

Well, you said 10, there's 10 either way.

10 either way.

You could be 10 below or 10 over.

As long as you're within 10, you're going to get the point.

Yeah, I'm going 50%.

You're going to 50%.

The actual percentage is 44.

You are well within

percentages.

So you got another 1.1 seconds of bonus time.

We need two devils.

We need two new devils.

I should have called Ladondo and Troy to be my devils.

Oh, man.

They would have put up a better fight than that.

They're wearing these costumes.

Troy wouldn't.

Yeah, Troy wouldn't even wear a hat.

A biker hat.

It's true, yeah.

These are the only two I could get to wear the spandeck suits.

He has trouble getting me out of this.

All right.

Next one.

Children who plan to dress as a witch this year for Halloween.

How many children are going to dress as witches this year?

Like you want a 44 million or something?

Yeah, like a number.

Give me a number of percentage.

I will say it's in the millions.

With a Z.

Good job.

Good job.

I don't know.

You're trying, man.

I love it.

Keep throwing them out there.

They're not landing, but that doesn't mean stop.

Yeah.

Every part counts.

It doesn't mean stop.

That's a lot of people.

That should be encouraging.

A lot of witches.

It's a tough one because

how many kids are in the country?

How many plan on going trick-or-treating?

Yeah, man.

There's really no number that we can give.

You guys have got.

You just got to get within 10 of it.

10 this way or 10 that way.

It makes it a lot easier.

I'll even give you within 10 million.

Oh, all right.

22 million?

25.

How about we go to 25?

25?

Yeah.

I think 22 is too high.

But hey, 25.

I was going to, I mean, I'm embarrassed to admit it.

I was going to say it as low as 5 million.

Yeah.

I thought it was going to be lower.

Son, we're going to dollar shave.

We need an answer.

How do we get what?

Like 2.5.

Oh, wow, from 25 million.

2.5 million.

With a Z.

2.5 million.

Well, wait a second.

Don't you want to say 10 million just in case you're going to be able to get 10 million you're giving me?

No, because you cover 0 to 10 just by saying 10 million.

Cover 0 to 10.

And 10 to 20.

If you say 11 million, you'll probably be doing okay.

We're going to go 9.5 million.

You're going to go 9.5 million.

The actual number was 1.3 within the $10 million.

Even a 2.5 would have been pretty damn close.

If you said 25, you would have lost.

It would have been 24 million over.

Dollar's getting used to the atmosphere up here.

All right.

It's obvious watching him gamble.

Yeah.

The percentage of Americans who will dress as their pets.

No, dress their pets.

Oh.

Who will dress?

Their pets in a costume this Halloween.

What percentage of Americans will dress their pets in a costume this year?

Dollar?

Is this also in the millions?

No, it's a percentage percentage.

People love dressing up their pets.

I I know.

I think people like it in theory, but I think then the actual work comes down.

People are like, ah, fuck it.

It's only for a couple of seconds.

It's only for a couple minutes to get the picture.

Do I get the 10 this way, 10 that way?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

I would say 25.

Personally, I was going to guess 30.

Yeah, I'll go with 30.

You go with 30.

The actual number is 17%.

Not a correct answer.

If you'd draw it with 25, you would have had it.

What are you laughing at?

Shut down through your nothing.

Any little bit now.

They're going to make their comeback right now.

How do you think they're going to allow you in?

That hole is closing.

I think there's new devils being solicited down there as we speak.

Oh, I can fit in that hole.

No hole closes in hell.

Yeah.

We'll have to see these two fucks go.

The percentage of parents who check their kids' candy for dangers before eating it.

That's probably pretty high nowadays.

Did your parents do that?

Did they check the bag for any dangers, any razor blades in the apple?

No, I never did.

The candy I gave them, yes.

Some of us got in before.

Somebody got eaten before I got there, so.

No,

did your parents check your candy?

I mean, legitimately.

I'm asking you a real question.

You know, I don't really ever think so.

They were putting razors in it.

Sorry, I got that one.

We need a

percentage.

Percentage.

Of parents who check their kids' candy for dangers before eating it.

Does that include giving it to the police to do it?

50%.

Consider checks.

It's pretty high.

I think it's probably even high.

I thought 30.

I thought parents are a little lackadasial, but I don't have kids.

A white parent might not be that person.

They don't check Sage's candy.

Yeah, I think most parents are lazy.

We'll go with 30.

You go with 30.

The actual number is 83%.

Holy shit.

Yeah, man.

Oh, yeah.

I would always check.

Do you think people are going to tell

a statistic that they don't check their children's candy for poison?

You just did.

Good point.

Because everything's wrapped.

It's like if she got an apple, I'd be like, throw it away.

What about a sugar daddy?

Or give it to Daddy?

Yeah, yeah, really.

He wants to make cider.

He wants to make cider for Cube because he loves it so much.

Was that in this episode or was that last one?

That was the last one.

Let me get my episodes confused.

The records for most jack-o'-lanterns lit at one time

The record for most jack-o'-lanterns lit at one time.

This is the Giddis

record for most jack-o'-lanterns lit at one time

just the number we need.

They like round numbers when they want like 10,000.

Dollar

the gold baron has said 10.

Are you going to go with that?

Well, let's confer with the white baron.

What do you think?

That sounds like an impossible amount of pumpkins.

A lot of pumpkins.

Yeah.

But if you're going for a record, you got to go big, right?

I would still probably cut that in half.

Well, if you say five, that's a lot of people.

Yeah.

Well, look on the table, you got...

Because there's no fucking way that's more than 10,000, right?

It can't be.

But you need that many people to light them at the same time.

That's a lot of people.

A lot of pumpkins.

Need an answer.

Each person has two weeks.

But if you say 5,000, you have up to 15,000.

That's true.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, we'll go with five.

I'm going to go with 5,000.

I'm going to give you, if you're within 10,000, I'll give you the answer.

Okay.

I could give you within 20,000, and you still wouldn't have gotten it right.

That's 30,580.

That's insane.

Last question.

The amount of money on average a baby boomer spends on candy, costumes, and decorations every holiday on this year, in 2021.

How much will the average baby boomer spend on candy, costume, and decorations?

I'll bet you it's pretty low.

Yeah,

what's the deal with baby boomers?

Why do you say that?

They're cheap.

No, I think they're at a point where they're like, I don't give a fuck anymore.

I had my kids.

I don't want to deal with this shit.

I'm not going to dress up.

Yeah.

I'm old.

I got on.

250?

They can go down to the bars?

I was going to say 150.

So, yeah.

Maybe there's a contest at the VFW.

Maybe.

I'm going to give it to you within $10,

either way, either you're over or under but if you're within ten dollars you're gonna get enough 3.3 seconds come on dollar

come on dollar make them holla 250

uh

23 bucks oh my god 23 bucks

all right so you guys got 2.2 seconds to play with

a player from the opposing team which will be the devils

has one minute to wrap up

either a dollar or a baron

in as much toilet paper as possible to stop them from freeing themselves the player that is able to get themselves completely out of the toilet paper the fastest wins you're gonna be going at the same time

one devil will be wrapping yes one devil will being will be being wrapped you have 60 seconds 60 seconds every piece of toilet paper off themselves

when it starts well wait a minute though i think you should wrap them you have a timeline to wrap them yeah they get 62 seconds we get 60 seconds to wrap to wrap and then and then it's the clock stops and then we start over, whoever gets out the fastest time.

Okay.

Yes.

All right.

Every toilet paper.

Oh, okay.

So you have to use all the rolls.

Correct.

But no, you don't use all the rolls.

You have 62 seconds.

You can't have any piece of toilet paper.

But I'm saying, if somebody's able to wrap somebody up with two or three rolls and the other one's only, it's going to be a lot harder to get out.

So that should be taken into account, too.

That if you break out of that, too.

It will be.

Good point.

I think you could be like, oh, look.

And it's just like, oh, there it is.

So you're rapping.

The rapper's trying to make it as hard as possible.

I'm wrapping one of you.

You're wrapping me.

Giddam will wrap like Brian.

And you have to wrap me.

And then for 62 seconds, at the end of it, the clock will go.

And I have to try to get out of it as much as possible.

And Brian has to try to get out as much as possible.

The first person to get every piece of toilet paper off of them wins.

So do it at the same time?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So what's going to happen here for those, I'm sure you heard the explanation, but

we bought so much more toilet paper than we actually needed for this.

Tom was so worried we were going to run out of toilet paper because toilet paper plays a heavy role in the last game as well.

Nice pun.

Unintentional.

Unintentional.

But

yeah, so we're supposed to wrap each other up in toilet paper like a mummy, but I got to say I was disappointed with the visual.

It didn't look anything like a mummy whatsoever, and people were having a very difficult time, you know, using the toilet paper to wrap because it kept ripping so easily.

And every time, like, no matter how gingerly I tried to wrap it,

it just ripped.

So you need practice like in that one ply toilet paper that they use in like port-a-potties.

When you use that stuff, you learn it off a light touch.

Don't do anything yet until Chuck says it.

Is it just your body or your whole face?

Like your face and everything?

So devils.

Yes.

Why did you

obviously Tom thinks he's the stronger of the two devils because he wants to break out of the toilet paper.

Did you agree with that?

Or

I mean, he wants to be able to

flex that

to break out of the toilet paper.

No guns are here.

Why did you just go into pitch mode and be like, okay, I'll wrap it up.

No, there's one is the opposite.

One is the opposite, yeah.

Yeah, I have to just brute force it.

Gimm has to come up with a strategy.

Yeah, I thought one way it had to be the opposite.

One had to be rattled.

You had to see some fucking brute force every once in a while.

You know, I would have liked to have seen, you know,

it's two rounds.

Don't we we switch?

Yeah,

okay.

You're rapping.

You don't care about brute force.

I'm claustrophobic.

I am.

You really don't want to be wrapped into a hole?

I don't like confined spaces.

So I would have trouble standing there.

Even in fucking toilets.

A hole in a basement.

With the size of it.

This room is.

Yeah, but it's not like covering directly on my skin.

Right.

That's the spiders and stuff.

Yeah.

So you would have freaked out.

I could have, yes.

I would have freaked out and gone like ape shit crazy.

Like,

rubbing down a hole.

a lot of rational fear.

It's a fear.

Would you like to apologize to claustrophobic people at this point in time?

You're so claustrophobic that you can't have a little bit of toilet paper around you?

It's like

I've heard it explained that some people have a sensitivity to the CO2 level.

Oh, so you're going to say in your face you wouldn't want it wrapped up.

Well, no, like in a confined space, like it starts getting stuffy and it makes me like start to freak out.

Gotcha.

So, yeah, covering the face and everything is now.

I'm as soon as I breathe out, I'm breathing in, and it's just the CO2 level goes up and it starts making me panic.

It's not a rational, I wish it was a rational fear because in my head, I know I shouldn't be afraid of it, but you know,

you well, spoilers that you overcome your fear, you actually

took one for the team, man.

Yeah, it got wrapped in toilet paper.

Fear, it's a fear.

Look at you and birds, okay?

Okay, there's a bird over there.

Point taken, point taken.

All right,

all right.

So, and the hat is coming off, huh?

The horns have come off, just in case.

How's that leak?

The dollar wants it to know you can't take the wig off, but you can take the chains off if you want it, they're cumbersome.

Yeah, all right,

on your mark,

get set, wrap.

Ooh, get him going for the cover in the mouth.

Oh, my God.

Right, he might want to go under the arm so we can't just do a lift.

You know what I mean?

Make sure he doesn't pass out, though, get him.

Don't just obscure his airway when he's going to be able to get a little bit more.

Don't make it easy.

Shimmy.

It keeps ripping.

We got single fly.

Would you buy one fly?

Double fly.

No, that's crazy.

It just keeps ripping, like, without barely pulling on it.

The strategy here is to try to put some toilet paper on.

Thank God for those extra two seconds we got.

I know.

Out of my way, bitch.

I guess, should I wrap his fucking head just like you?

You figure if you wrap at least like 60 times around, it's got to be something.

Look at that.

All right.

Is that 60 seconds?

One Mississippi.

Gold, gold, keep going.

Gold Mississippi.

All right, that is it.

I dare you

if Tom can get out of this okay so on your mark dollar can you hear us thumbs up

give us a thumbs up if you can hear us come on Super Dave

come on evil Jeff Nibel

so you so we're gonna find out who can strip themselves of the toilet paper completely the fastest.

Okay, so stopping it for those at home who can't see because

Giddam, you wrapped Sunday pretty well, I think.

Well, I started with, I noticed that he had like epaulets on the corner of his jacket, so I said that would be a good anchor point.

And so I started going around his face, and then I looked at the chains, and I realized since the aim of the game is to have it take long to get off, I said, now that he can't see, let me start messing around with his chains and wrapping it around his chains as another anchor point so he would have to fumble with it.

I mean, he has quite a bit of toilet around his face, right, bro?

Yeah, he does.

Um,

I could not get this down.

It was so fucking frustrating.

It really was like, it was almost like we were using wet toilet paper, it was ripping so easily.

Yeah, so he did a good job to get him, yeah.

So, Tom has what, maybe like three to four layers around his face.

I don't even know if that's fine.

Yeah, I think it might be three at best, and like some under his arm, yeah.

But Sunday has what looks like 20

layers.

Yeah, because his fro is sticking out.

are you now?

Get him.

Are you confident you're winning this one?

Oh, yeah.

Do you think there's any way in hell that

you're going to lose this one?

No, because I knew once I covered his face and started going through his chain that he is going to have to first clear his face and then start going through the chain, and that was going to take extra time.

And Tom literally only has like a couple of

layers.

So

this looks to be an easy win for the devils.

But that's where I was worried because I'm like, they're going to adapt my technique.

I was worried.

Okay.

We have a stopwatch ready.

Just making sure.

We have a stopwatch ready.

We don't need it.

We don't need it.

We'll be able to tell who got out first.

Oh, wait, whoever gets out.

Okay.

Yep.

On your mark.

I thought whoever got out last wins.

Go.

Out.

Ooh.

That was pretty close.

He was close, but that's okay, Dollar.

You have three Barons I can go.

And Dollar, do it again

it was way closer than it should have been you know like there was only that one piece of toilet paper on on sundae's body that kept him from winning that i mean it was very very close

it wasn't it wasn't due to my technique either i don't know how he didn't get that off i was probably stuck to the the grease paint now this is why

Now we can go back to my great joke,

you know, taking a bite out of Adam's apple.

Right.

Because the devils think they won this.

And that you guys didn't realize, though, that

if Dollar failed with the gold baron, that he can go with the white baron.

And if the white baron failed, then the black baron would get one final attempt to beat you guys.

I figured in my history of playing games with you that if it's not going exactly the way you want it, the rules would kind of get tweaked a little to it.

Those are the rules from the beginning, though.

Those are the rules from the very beginning of the game, Sourceport.

well no i asked i said i said is there more than one round you're like no so what do you mean well yes if you guys lose then we move on to the next one just like you lost all the previous ones that's why we didn't go the barons didn't go multiple times there was no need to every time they went they beat you guys except this time yeah so now it was a second baron was forced into action

And you guys would have to win again.

Yes.

So you had to beat them three times to keep them in hell.

That's what keeps the people on the the edge of their seats.

Well, now that you're giving it away.

I didn't give it away.

That's how it's done.

All right, let's go.

Now I think we agreed to do this.

That's how it has to work.

You have to do it again now.

That's why we have the extra trolley paper.

That's why Q can now go up and do it as well now.

That was always part of the rules.

Don't shake your head, no.

I forgot we bought the extra trolley paper.

I was like, we don't have enough.

We have enough.

So wait, who goes?

Who does now?

Same thing can go now.

You can switch it up, but now you're going to get to go to try to beat them.

All right, so I got wrapped again.

Congratulations, though, to the devil for finally.

You didn't win yet.

You got to beat three Barons.

Okay, let us know when you guys are ready.

Ready,

Tom.

Ready?

Ready.

Ready on your mark.

Get set.

Wrap.

I'm waiting for Giddam to freak out.

Spiders!

Oh, I love the strategy that just happened right there.

A blind Giddem cannot see what just happened, but it could be the difference between winning or losing.

Look at the hands shaking.

Giddam is freaking out.

Giddam, your hands are shaking like you're about to

lose it.

I'm, yeah, I'm making a fist constantly, just trying to get that nervous energy to some kind of outlet so that I don't move and just bolt.

And the strategy that we mentioned, for those who can't see, is that

Q has focused on the horns.

Right.

Yeah, he advised me to do that at first, but then Tom took the horns off.

Oh,

where you're just like.

As soon as he took the horns off, I'm like, God damn it.

My parent, I need a new strategy.

What am I going to do now?

Yeah, but the horns being wrapped, we thought could be the difference between

Q winning this one, but let's see what happens.

I'm pretty sure I was feeling it happen.

Oh, you knew it was happening?

I knew something was happening up there.

Not exactly what it was, but

he's about to go fucking apeshit.

This is the second most toilet paper he's had on the book today.

He's probably used more.

And you're going to get those extra two seconds again, Q.

Great.

I would hide some toilet paper on him.

Why are you saying this?

Oh, okay.

Two more seconds, you.

One, two, stop rapping.

All right.

Done wrapping.

I'm done wrapping.

All right.

Stand right between him.

I feel good about this.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I don't want to stand between him because he's about to start flat

like a dead motherfucker.

So I'm going to get a lose a tooth.

All right.

Okay, get him.

are you ready give me a thumbs up if you know if you can hear me okay

all right go

it's goddamn wig get him his clear no get him is clear get him one

get him one sunday goes goddamn wig fucking wig man get away

that's all right you got one more shot now i'm gonna get to go The devils are doing well.

Uh-oh.

So another victory.

And now

it comes down to one last baron because if you guys win this one, it's over.

Dollar shave remains in hell.

And

this is like Super Bowl down in the fourth quarter, last inning of the World Series.

Is it going to go dollar's way?

And

you got out of that toilet paper like I've never seen you move before.

Well, it was

panic is helping.

But like I said, I kind of knew something was going on with the horns, and I knew they could come off pretty quick.

So I was just going to shucked them as quick quick as I could.

And

Dollar, in an effort to get all the toilet paper up, just whipped his wig about 30 feet in the air, went sailing across the room.

And still had toilet paper on it.

What do you mean?

They can

go and try to save this.

I'm not wearing this wig for this now.

Ready?

Three, two, one.

20 every time.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, you want to cover his eyes so he doesn't see what you're doing.

Oh, nice.

Oh, this is crazy.

So for those who can't see, Q is saying nice over and over again because

I have gone with the unconventional route of sticking toilet paper down Tom's back of his leotard.

Oh, you're almost like a teenage girl about to go out on a first date shoving toilet paper in a shirt.

I figure there's no way in hell he's going to get that toilet paper out of his, off of his back that's in between his leotard and his body.

And some would say that's not wrapping him.

Yeah.

Thankfully the devils didn't call it out.

I don't know why they didn't call it a question that tactic.

Oh, there's a couple.

There's something else

we haven't mentioned yet.

Yeah, but Tom.

From the second round, there was a little secret of the second round.

What was the secret?

That there's actually toilet paper in Jeff's pocket that he never cleared out.

But you never called it in.

You never brought it to the judge's attention.

Well,

that doesn't matter, though, because the winner, because you guys bring this up.

The winner, you guys won that, so he lost.

So it doesn't matter if he keeps the toilet paper on forever, he lost already.

Oh, but whose toilet paper was that?

It was Tom's.

Tom hit it in Jeff's pocket.

In what round?

Second round.

In the second round.

Oh, so it wouldn't have counted anyway.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah, he did lose that round, and so it doesn't matter if the toilet paper is stuck around.

We didn't point out something inconsequential.

Yeah, exactly.

Again, you realize there's a point when

someone's going to find a way to get it.

You think it's pretty determined, you're telling me?

You think it's wrapped up?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say it's predetermined.

It changes course during the

so that just has been wrapped up three times now.

Oh, man.

Oh, he's trying to weave it into his jewels.

His bling.

Going through the bling.

You know, they're supposed to have some toilet paper on them.

If you could see, there's a lot more on my than there is on the outside.

Yeah, but Walt's working on, I mean, the Baron's working on a fucking interesting, uh, yes, an interesting

oh, he's putting it in, he's not putting it on, he's putting it in.

I'm gonna look more time.

Oh, that's it, stop, Tim.

Stop.

Walt's got two seconds.

One,

Mississippi.

Two.

Mississippi.

All right, you're done.

You're done.

You're gonna give me a dollar for that.

Wow.

Just shuck.

All right, Sunday, Jeff, this seems pretty easy for you.

This is help me.

I'll walk through the park for you.

Go

crazy.

Scrape shit.

Like you got bugs all over you.

Just shuck them, Tom.

Shuck them off.

Drop trow, Tom.

Ready?

Three, two, one, go.

Oh!

One, Dollar.

That said he's out.

He's out.

Bam!

Shaka, Naka Naga, son!

Gonna stop it.

So, yeah, when Tom moved his shorts, some toilet paper fell out, which meant that there was toilet paper on his body

before,

you know, before Dollar said shakalaki, whatever.

Yeah, I admit, I didn't see you because I was so intent on wrapping Dollar.

I didn't see you shove them in the top of his shirt.

Top of his shirt and his shorts.

Oh, that's why I told him to shuck his shorts because I saw you messing with his shorts, so I was just telling Tom to take them off.

I don't think under any circumstances was Tom dropping those shorts.

I sometimes doubt his commitment to sparkle motion.

But you guys came so close to keeping him in hell right there.

But there was.

He still has toilet paper.

Now, this was the fifth one.

We're up for one more, right?

So we've got one more round.

And like I told you guys in the in the video, you know, all it takes is one win.

No one's going to remember if you lost five.

You know, all it takes is one win.

Woo!

Wow.

Broke my chain, bitch.

Disaster narrowly

diverted.

Yes.

It came down to a third Baron having to step up, but we were able to change the channel.

Thanks, buddy.

We were able to achieve the reason why you're the head round.

So the t-shirt's even cheaper now.

Let's go to the tellemstevedave.com board.

Let's look at that t-shirt.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Is that possible that price practice?

$20.

Yes, you can believe your eyes.

It actually says $20 now for that t-shirt.

That's how much a roll of toilet paper went at the beginning of the pandemic.

$20.

And here we are.

All right, so the t-shirt now is at $20.

We are on to the next to final final round.

Four rounds completed, four rounds down.

Dollar shave, you have one each and every round so far.

Last one was tough.

But it's about to get tougher.

By the skin of your teeth.

Round five is real or rubbish.

Real spelled R-E-E-L.

Players will be given the title and a tagline of a movie that sounds unreal.

They must guess if it is real.

or rubbish.

These are horror movies.

Right up your guy's alley.

Okay.

I like alleys.

Sunday or dollar.

I keep calling you Sunday.

Who's this Sunday guy?

Yeah.

This guy is obsessed with.

He's a honky.

Is he?

Big time honky.

I like him already.

Zombievers.

The tagline being, you'll be damned.

Zombievers.

Are you asking if it's real or not?

Real or rubbish.

Oh, I've seen it.

So

It's real?

We probably watched it together, actually.

Yeah, Tom Davis is real.

I think we did.

I think we watched it real quick.

Yeah, I think we did.

The Barons are correct.

It was real.

1.1 seconds added or subtracted.

Was it a double feature with Velocapaster?

No.

You don't know if Velocapers on this list?

Don't help them out.

What?

I've seen Velocapaster.

Yeah.

Movie two, Rubber.

Careful where you tread.

That's true, too.

Rubber's, that's the one they tire.

All right.

Yeah.

There you go.

That's true.

Barons have never heard of it?

I haven't heard of that one.

Me neither.

Okay, so you're saying rubber

is real.

Yes, it is.

Not rubbish.

And not rubbish.

Rubberish.

Correct.

2.2 seconds added to your score.

Nice.

Zombie cons.

Zombre cons.

Your luck has run out.

Oh, zombre cons, like leopard cons.

Your luck has run out.

That one I'm not familiar with.

I have never heard of that one, and again, it sounds like a

free up one.

I'm saying rubbish.

Yeah, I would go with rubbish.

I'm going to go with rubbish.

I'm not going to get any real movies.

You go rubbish?

Yes.

Correct.

3.3 seconds.

Frankenhooker.

Got any money?

She's hot.

100%.

She's sexy.

And she's sutured to please.

That's not even an obscure one.

Everybody knows Frankenhooker.

It's real movie.

At a con, I was across from the Frankenhooker lady.

Well, I mean, the devils came up with this.

Oh!

It's real.

Not devils with his age.

Look how tight.

This is cutting off the circuit.

It's like a turkey chip.

It's like the tip on your piano wire.

I've been trying to kill him in between my own.

It's fine.

You're coming at a.

It's from his head swelling.

You're coming at a combined 90 years of horror movie look.

Wow.

Get him.

Yes.

That hat that I was wearing kind of gave me a dull headache by the end of the night.

How were you

conscious by the end of the night with that structure?

I get that from the sideways force, but that was

like above my

eyebrow line, so it wasn't hurting me at all.

Like I said, it was quite comfortable.

And for those who can't see it,

it looked like something

out of saw.

like a torture device.

Wasn't that movie with Brad Pitt where they put that thing on him that starts slowly tightening and chokes him I don't know I don't know either it's it's it's this movie like an assassin comes up and throws this thing over his neck and it's change him and it just starts slowly tourniqueting him but what we're talking about is your devil horns yes they were um they were on a little tight yeah they're on like a plastic band that goes around his forehead yeah it's a circle around his head yeah was it was it Did you wear it like that the entire time?

Because I didn't notice it at first.

I didn't notice it either.

Yeah, I think so.

I think it was.

I think maybe it was a little more noticeable after.

Oh, my God, the indention in his forehead.

I could see it from where I was standing.

I was like, oh, my God.

I think maybe when some of the makeup got rubbed off from

the toilet paper and everything, it kind of made it more visible to everybody else.

You know what, though, man?

That is called

anything for the show.

Commitment, yeah.

Yeah.

The show must go on.

I'm about to lose consciousness, but I don't care.

He doesn't want toilet paper on his face.

But like you said, he'll take a tourniquet around his face.

I know.

The shape of his skull is slowly changing.

It's like those women that wear those shoes.

Yeah, yeah.

90 years of horror movie love right here.

You throw Sunday and it's over 100 years.

It's going to be hard.

He owns the movie.

He doesn't watch them, though.

Yeah, but he knows the titles.

Yeah, I don't have anything on my head.

Halloween theme thing.

So many of the world.

All right.

All right, so four for four.

Here's number five.

Rock, paper, scissors.

You can't lose if you have no hand to play.

Oh, this came out on Battleship, then it was good.

I don't know this one.

Sounds dumb enough, but yeah, I've never heard of it.

Yeah, rubbish, rubbish.

Correct.

Five for five.

I was hoping.

Let's go for a perfect score here.

Ants in the pants.

Careful where they make their new hill.

Again, rubbish.

I think it's rubbish.

I think it's all that.

No, rubbish.

It didn't have Lou Diamond Phillips in it.

Hold on.

Dollar has said

rubbish.

And you think Lou Diamond Phillips in it.

Oh, yeah, it was a great movie.

I loved it.

It's rubbish.

Perfect score.

Six words, Cole Baron.

Six seconds.

We did it.

I'm trying to throw him.

You guys had your opportunities.

I mean, you guys have really shattered the bed here, devils.

I mean, really.

It has been.

I would have thought it would have been a cold night in hell when we lost.

Tom, when you go home tonight and your wife's like, how'd it go?

Well, guess what?

It's colder the truth.

And you sleep on that couch.

The physical challenge is, but you know what?

I got to get up.

The names are awesome.

Plunging it deep.

One player has a plunger between their legs, while another player has a roll of toilet paper between theirs.

The plunger player must walk over and insert the plunger into the toilet paper and carry it back across the room.

The team that gets the furthest in 60 seconds wins.

Or the fastest.

Or the fastest.

Okay.

And we get the six seconds subtracted from our overall time.

Or add it to their time.

Sure.

Okay.

Much like the last one.

I'm not seeing a lot of confidence out of the devils anymore.

No.

They are going through the motions big time.

They seem like they just want to overlunge a

Tom.

I mean, this feels so similar to the foam pumpkin.

Did you worry that maybe

it was just kind of like ripping yourself off here?

You know.

Six physical activities when you're told

a week.

We're going to make this work.

Dude, your next one one is fucking brilliant, and it's awesome.

Well, they can't all be them.

Trust me, I know.

Have you heard my one-liner site?

What?

Oh, my goodness.

That's disgusting.

Stop right there.

Want to paint the picture?

So, again, this is very much like

the foam pumpkin passing between the legs.

It's another relay race, and it's again from the green wall to the couch.

So, this is very similar.

I mean, it's basically the same thing, he's just using a plunger and toilet paper roll.

But

Giddam has put the plunger between his legs, and it just looks very phallic.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it does.

I mean, he's got the biggest smile on his face.

Oh, yeah,

and of course, the big red leotard.

And if you can't see it, just picture Tim Allen three-fourths of the way through the Santa Claus.

I can finally see it.

I don't know.

I don't know if Stacey should be in the room for this one.

Let me tell you about my assists.

Our audio department looks like they have a lawsuit against us.

Are you ready, get him?

Almost.

Okay.

Hold on, hold on.

Tom, show me what you got.

Show me what you got.

Perfect.

Whenever we're ready.

If you're ready, get him.

I'm ready.

You've got the clock.

So

you got to touch the plunger on the green wall for you to be done.

Get him, okay?

I don't know if he can reach down.

Stuck to the wall.

Go!

It's about as close as you're going to get.

So explain what's happening.

Okay, so I

jauntily run across the

area.

The track.

The track.

I had tried to, while I was against the wall, try to get Tom to...

He had the

toilet paper roll.

That's in between his legs.

That's in between his legs, but he had it pointed up at an angle.

I wanted him to try to point it more down towards the floor, but not

let Q know that

that was my goal so that he couldn't adapt that strategy to his own game.

But Tom wasn't getting my...

I'm trying to do the...

You guys didn't work out sign language or

a pitcher and a catcher have to

work out their hand signals?

You guys didn't work on this?

Being as I didn't know I was going into this game.

No, I did not.

And so for those who can't see also.

So because what you know, it it was it was harder to dock when like both the um both the toilet uh plunger handle and the toilet paper roll are in the same orientation, which is like up at almost a 45 degree angle.

If he had been down

more,

I could have knelt down and just you know, like caught it.

So

your description of these games is so like you have to figure it out.

And they're such simple children's games.

He's trying to keep them secret.

You're like, yeah, you're like, you're like, Q is such a, he's going to see our strategy.

Just because it seems simple or has the appearance of being simple doesn't mean it's inherently complex.

And it's not the first time he's worried about somebody stealing a strategy in every single series.

When you see it happen, then you, okay, yeah, okay, this is what, you know.

And for those who are trying to figure out what we're talking about, the toilet paper roll has to be on the plunger handle and has to remain on there when Genem has to bring it back to the wall.

And then put my back to the wall, yes.

Yes, okay.

It's about as close as he's going to get.

There you go, there.

What the hell?

There's nothing left of the imagination.

Time.

21 seconds of great time.

Now we're going to add 6.66 seconds to that, right?

27.8.

20.

Wow.

So Giddam has just slammed the plunger down.

That's like the equivalent of a Gronk spike

in the end zone.

Yes.

You think you got this locked off.

Oh, yeah.

So right now, they did it.

That's all that he is.

In 21 seconds, we did.

21 seconds.

21 seconds is an incredible time.

There's no way on the planet they're going to be 21 seconds, right?

That was my thought, which is why I was so confident.

And, you know, as they say, pride cometh before the fall.

No spoilers.

Wow.

All right, let me take this one.

27.8 is the time to be.

Yeah, sure.

You did the

one.

All right.

Real quick, though, but we forgot that

they added time because they got the questions right in the previous question.

Yeah, so we were at 27 seconds.

Yeah, so 27 seconds is not as good as 21.

The people listening didn't catch my,

what is that, the crotch chop?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, the true sucker.

The Trogato chop.

Oh, I think I got it from a bowler, but that I watched it up from bowling.

But I could just, I'm watching this now.

You could just see Q just, you know, ears grinding in his head as he's like, yeah, I got this.

I'm going to adapt to get him stretched.

Yeah, I don't think he's doing anything.

Get him looks like you're doing.

He's learning from my mistakes.

He's learning from the mistakes that we're making.

You're so arrogant.

No, no, no.

No, I'm not.

Okay.

Okay, I see what you're saying now.

No,

he's adapting his strategy based on the mistakes that we make.

Not that he's taking my strategy.

It's like, that's a really good strategy.

I'm going to use it now.

No, he's serious.

He's learning from my mistakes.

Sure.

Okay.

All right.

I think Brian would be at a disadvantage.

You're taller than him, right?

Yeah.

So you would be you are you're gonna be very difficult.

All right.

I don't have to go that high, do I?

I could go

Sunday.

Oh, however, you would get it in, get it in.

It doesn't,

don't worry about going high or going low.

Just worry about getting it in.

All right, bud.

Definitely sound like you good.

I'm good.

On your mark, you are right, Q?

You're gonna receive him?

Get set, go.

All right, Sunday.

We'll watch it.

Oh!

Go, Sunday, go.

Hurry, you gotta be no time.

Turn it around, touch it.

Time?

12 seconds!

Devils, you guys were fucking creepy.

So how crushing was it, Getham?

It was very.

12 seconds.

I mean, they had no problem whatsoever.

And you're still going to say that if you didn't go first, they would have gotten in 12 seconds?

They did nothing based off what you did.

Yes, I did.

Other than move fast.

No,

you can watch Q positioning the roll so it's in the proper orientation so that it's easier to get it onto the end of the, which is where we fouled up.

Because

I made it from wall to tom in lickety split, but it was getting the roll onto

the plunger handle.

That's where the time.

really added up.

And halved it.

Yes.

Because again, that's where the problem was.

He saw that and he adapted the position of the toilet paper roll to be more conducive to docking with the toilet plunger hammer.

Could you imagine that, like, your whole existence, no matter what you do, you're always like, Yo, if it wasn't for me,

I'm a pioneer.

No, so

you were discounting, not saying it's me personally, but that observing the mistakes someone else makes can help you succeed.

I wish Q is here to back up your theory.

Ah, well, sadly, he's got some sick cats.

If we could could see through your eyes, you're looking at Q, and it's his mind with all the equations floating around it.

Creamy.

Woo!

We get back to hell, man.

Whoa.

12 seconds.

Don't even.

Here.

Oh.

Oh, once again, we didn't even need our extra time.

So it all comes down to this, devils.

You have lost all five challenges, but so that means that our shirt has gone to what now?

Oh,

$18.

$18!

Whoa!

On tellemsteve Dave.com.

We're taking a bath on these things.

Wait a minute, though.

I thought $18.

Oh, no, right.

We're going to be $16.

The final.

Oh, shit.

I don't know if we could sell it that cheap.

I should have done the math before.

All right, you know what?

Fuck it.

We're going to sell it for $16 if the devils don't win this one.

Well, $16.99.

We'll do it live.

$16.

We got so many of them.

Believe me.

It's fine.

$16 is good.

But you guys have lost all five challenges.

But all you need to do is win one to keep dollar in hell.

Good.

All you need to do is win one.

So if it all comes down to this, it's fine if you win this one.

That's all people will remember, is if you won one to keep them in hell.

You watch out for my horns.

Right?

What did he say?

I said he told him to watch out for my horns.

I think you should watch out for the horns because the top of your head's turning purple.

It really is.

It's going to like pass out and shit.

Feel it?

I can feel myself getting bald.

There's fucking bitch working.

It's got an aneurysm in the morning.

Fucking embolism.

It's like a giant blood blister.

Round six, the question part of the round is, fear my name.

The player will be given the name of a fear, and they must figure out what it is a fear of.

This is going to be really difficult.

Oh, I imagine, because I don't think you're going to be able to say a single one of those names.

Oh,

so cocky.

Devil's shitting on the Baron all of a sudden.

Yeah, don't take it out on the Barons just because you're shitting the bed.

So fucking catty.

And you know what?

Even if I can't pronounce any one of these, you fuckers still lost every round.

They haven't needed their advantage once.

Only on accountability.

All right, you ready for the first one, Sunday?

Yes.

And Barons?

Optophobia.

How did that sound, Tom?

That sounded great.

Optophobia.

What is it a fear of,

Barons and dollars?

Blindness, I'd say.

Fear of being blind?

Doesn't everybody fear that?

Fear of seeing?

Sunday, near an answer.

I think you're right, like fear of losing your sight.

That's what I would.

Yeah, fear of sight.

The fear of loss of sight.

Fear of losing one's sight.

Incorrect.

You were close.

It had to do with eyes.

Losing an eye.

The fear of opening one's eyes.

You're afraid to see what.

I think Ming has that.

I think I have it every time I take a photo.

I have it every time I take a shower.

Number two.

Number two.

Chorophobia.

I believe that's where it is.

Two for two.

Unlike the Barons.

What is it?

Unlike the Baron's.

Chorophobia.

Chorophobia?

Can you use it in a sentence?

Can you just spell it?

No.

Yes, I can spell it.

C-H-O-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A, chlorophobia.

Root.

Need an answer.

Just pull something out of your ass, dollar.

Fear of plants or trees?

Like chlorophyll, you're thinking?

It's a tough one.

I've gotten zero.

Chlorophobia.

Fear of.

What's cholesterol?

Delicious.

What's cholesterol?

Yeah, where does the core and cholesterol come from?

Time is up.

Dollar, what is it?

I don't know.

I guess it'll go with fear of plants.

Fear of plants.

Not even close.

The fear of dancing.

Like chorus line and shit?

Okay.

Don't do that.

There's a lot more than that.

Phobia 3.

Gelophobia.

Gelophobia.

Gelophobia.

G-E-L?

G-E-L-I-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.

Gelophobia.

The good thing for you is the pronunciation means nothing to me.

I have no idea.

Tala?

Fear of horses.

Fear of horses.

No, it's fear of laughter.

He's still in character now.

I love it.

Tyler's given up.

He's not even trying anymore.

I've been there before.

I've lost my time.

Just so used to.

So used used to the buffoon.

I broke through the wall.

Oh, boy.

Number four.

Iraq a butt your phobia.

Iraq, your butt, your phobia.

I butchered that one, but I'm sorry.

Iraq I butt raphobia.

Iraq abuttophobia?

Out your phobia?

Oh, yeah.

Like he knows it.

No, it's like.

It's like buterol.

Sunday?

Dollar?

Some of spider.

Something to do with spiders?

Rack.

Spider webs?

Because they

spin webs from their butt.

Dollar?

Final answer.

Look at those ridiculous.

Swing away, dollar.

Swing away.

Fear of

fear of spider webs.

So close.

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Jesus Christ.

Dy dynaphobia.

Dynphobia.

Dynephobia.

Deep, deep.

Dianetics by L.

Ron Hubbard.

Deep nephobia.

It's a dyno or kid.

You might suffer from that one.

What is it?

Dy deep pinophobia.

I did this just for this reason.

It's hard.

I don't know.

It's D-E-I-P-N-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.

Deep inophobia.

Deep, deep inophobia.

Fear of God.

Or something like that.

Fear of religion?

Maybe.

We're going to go with that, Sarah?

Yeah, fear of religion.

It's fear of dinner conversations.

What if the conversation is about religion?

Now we're talking about good points.

And finally,

Geniphobia.

Genophobia.

Genophobia.

Spell it?

G-E-N-I-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.

Fear of Ed Guine?

Fear of murder.

Irrational fear of getting murdered.

Sure.

Sunday?

I have no idea.

No answer?

I don't know.

Fear of generations.

Correct.

No.

The Star Trek movie?

This is bizarre.

Fear of Chins.

Fear of Chins.

So somebody would be terrified, like in Jay Leno or something?

Dr.

Jay Leno?

Yeah.

Let's hear it.

Let's hear it.

Let's hear it.

You're reading the paper today.

Yeah.

If I close my eyes,

if I close my eyes, Jay Leno would be in the room.

I was reading the other paper today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, see?

Let's stay with Letterman.

All right, we are up.

No extra added time, no bonus time.

This is mono a mono, Baron dollar versus two devils, like it should be in the final round.

Nice.

No advantages for either team.

He will be ours.

All you need is this one, devils.

That's all you need.

All we need is one.

I have actually room for you guys because I really don't want to sell that shirt for $16.

Especially I don't want to sell it for $14.

No, it's at $18 right now.

Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

This physical challenge, the final one, is called Wiener Wiener.

The player must attempt to get as many hot dogs that are tied around their waist on their hot dog belt into the toilet paper sleeve.

Their partner can help guide the hot dogs only with their faces.

So you'll be on your knees.

You'll be trying to guide them with your faces, the hot dogs.

Four hot dogs.

Where is the toilet roll sitting?

On the ground floor.

On the floor.

So then, like, the belt will be wrapped around him, and they'll be moving their hips.

You know how

we have the most offensive costume list as an annual tradition on the Halloween episode.

I think now we have to somehow incorporate the hot dog belt into every Halloween episode going forward.

Right now, it's two years in a row, and I think I know we haven't seen it.

But yeah, I think it's going to be

thing that everyone remembers from this episode.

We're about to see something that you will never unsee or ever forget.

And it's only going to get better in future years because we're learning from our mistakes

from the previous hot dog belts.

And we're going to put the hot dog belt on display at the Telham Steve Dave General Store.

You know, 364 days a year, it'll be on display here, but on Halloween,

that belt comes off, and we rock the wieners and we find a way to incorporate it on Halloween.

Do it comes off and we whip your minds with it.

This is this is,

I'm telling you, people, if somehow you can scrounge together five bucks and go to the Tell Hem Steve Dave Patreon,

this is why we film this.

This is this coming up will be something you will not forget.

I think they need to get more than five bucks together because unless they have free health care, the therapy is going to cost something.

This is why you didn't want the devils to win because had they won and then things were over, it would have been tragic.

Yeah, if we didn't get to go and do this final round, but not only, like I said, you're going to get to watch this and then for the rest of the month, if you join up on November 1st, yeah, don't join up on Halloween.

Join up on November 1st because then you got 31 days to

sample,

fuck what, like three years?

30 years worth of tell them to see if they have content?

30 days.

Huh?

30 days.

There's only 30 days in November.

30 days, half November.

That's why you're here.

You're going to have to watch a little bit more each day than you thought you were going to do.

Try to cram that podcasting in like a pumpkin between my legs.

Well, there has to be, I mean,

if not over a thousand, hundreds and hundreds of hours of

podcasts and audio video.

For sure.

I mean, basically,

it's like a mini Netflix.

It's like an Omnipedia.

What's that?

Like your Marvel Omnipedias, where they collect all the stuff in one spot.

I don't know if that's great or not.

I think that flexibility is.

And you said, and it's omnibus.

What are you talking about?

Omnipedia.

What the fuck does that come from?

You just make up a word?

No, Omnipedia.

It's a real word.

It's like an encyclopedia that covers everything.

Come on, man.

It's fucking midnight.

Let's go.

I mean, it's 1 a.m.

It's way after midnight.

So is it from the once the hot dog goes into it?

Yeah, you move on.

Yeah, you move on and you go on to the next one.

Gotta got it.

My only concern is it's not gay enough.

Coming for the gold baron, that says a lot.

A whole whole lot of toilet papers, and you have to keep moving around.

All right, so the devils will be going first.

Okay, so the hot dog belt from last year has returned.

It's cheaper.

We washed it,

you know, and

tangled dogs.

Chuck tangled them all up.

Oh, I did it.

Yeah, dead and pizza.

Look at the way the devils delicately untangle each other's hot dogs.

Oh, that sounds

so so sweet.

It's almost like they've done it many times.

Okay, just now, just so I'm crystal clear, what are the rules again?

You can only use your face to guide them in.

So I just have to get the hot dog into the roll.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

Are you sure?

Like, if you get back down, if you stay back up,

you lose consciousness.

Would you not want that on camera?

His head's going to look like to the table.

It's going to look like a fucking turnip.

His head's going to be as good as that fucking outfit.

All right, so it all comes down to this.

This last round, if you win, all five previous losses are forgotten.

All that people remember is Dollar Shave is still in hell.

His ass is ours.

To do with what you please.

Oh, baby.

So we know what we got to do here.

You have a hot dog in all four holes.

Well, all three holes.

You have four toilet paper rolls down here.

How long it takes you to get

your hot dog in the toilet paper rolls, how long it takes you to get three is the overall time.

Any hot dog.

Any hot dog, any toilet paper roll.

You cannot use your hands or any other part of your body but your face.

But my face.

No teeth.

No teeth.

I don't have that many to begin with.

Are you ready?

Are you ready to get down on your

hot dog?

In my hot dog.

Positioning.

Yeah.

Your usual stance.

There you go.

Stance.

Get him up, boy.

Let me ride his back.

I think that'd be even funnier.

Start smacking him in the ass.

If you can't, can you swing your butt like towards Walt?

Yeah, like that.

There you go.

That's perfect.

That was for Stacey.

Did you have his face in all glory?

Oh, I have it.

All right.

Okay.

We have a what, from one angle?

I'm just.

Ready?

So now I'm.

I'm trying not to.

Fuck, come on.

He's already shut up.

And he's still asking.

So I'm just making sure I have to not obstruct that camera.

Yeah, that's right.

Okay.

Get ready.

Get ready.

The timer is ready.

Go.

What are you doing?

Don't worry, get low, Tom.

Stop it.

Oh, my God.

You're right.

I did not see that.

That was the first time around.

It gets worse.

The shots get worse.

Did you see that tongue come out?

Flick it out like a serpent.

Why?

I was Shelly Gene Simmons.

But for those who cannot see this, oh, God, how I wish you could.

They can.

Yeah, but Giddam went towards the very top of the strings instead of towards the bottom of the strings where the hot dogs are.

Why?

Can we pull back the curtain that this is the

I was afraid of ripping the hot dog.

So I was trying to avoid touching the hot dog at any price.

And I, in my mind, isolating the hot dog, isolating the string at a certain point allowed me to control where it was going and remove Tom from the equation.

And all he had to do was rise and fall.

Could you imagine in your wildest dreams, there's this much thought going into this?

No.

This is my curse.

There's overthinking and then there's overthinking.

Like when me and Q were doing it, my mindset was like, how can I avoid doing something like that

and still win?

Oh my God.

It's going to get worse, Brian.

It's going to get worse before it gets better.

This shocked me.

That's one.

Stay straight.

That's one.

Why don't you just guide it in?

Why are you going?

You're doing the the same thing you did the first time.

At this point, you better off just fucking pulling your pants down.

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

Boom.

Two.

You just gotta get low.

Boom!

Three!

Wait, you don't have to get each.

It's any hot dog, any hole, just three?

Because he did the same hot dog over and over again.

Oh, is that true?

You told me any hot dog in your hole.

Yes, you said any hot dog in any hole, as long long as I did it three times.

Play the time, bro.

Play it back.

What was the time?

Starting again.

It has to be each hot dog has to get in, not the same hot dog.

You could put any hot dog in any hole, but you got to use each hot dog.

Each hot dog was in a hole.

So, what's going on, what we're all arguing about, is there's three hot dogs on the belt.

Yes.

And you said in the rules,

any hot dog in any hole.

Right, but I assumed that you guys understood it's each hot dog has to get into a role, not just

hang one off it.

Yeah.

I gotta be honest, that wording is pretty open.

Yeah, any hot dog.

Any hot dog, any hole.

The two people participating have.

I'm sorry that it wasn't clear enough, but I assumed why would we hang three hot dogs if you're only going to use the same hot dog over and over?

No, I used two different hot dogs.

There were two different hot dogs that I used.

I just didn't use the third because the third is, for people who can't see,

the first two are about

the one is on Tom's

left hip.

The other one's right around the front of his thigh onto the left.

And the third one is on his right hip.

So it is completely on the opposite side of him.

And I was given strict instructions not to block the camera.

So it would be very impossible to get around him.

Okay.

But, I mean, you're not happy to hear what you think, I know you think is coming, is that we're going to have to do this again, right?

Yes.

Like, so because I have Tom with his belt up at about the height that an 80-year-old man wears it

at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

And you know what, though, to be honest with you, you devils would have been well within your rights.

You'd be like, we did it once.

Oh, yeah, that wouldn't have flown.

The middle.

The middle one.

The middle.

That hot dog is done.

Now you're trying to get this one in and that one out.

Well, then restart the clock.

that's okay.

We can start it again.

37 seconds.

Restart the clock.

Any hole, any hot dog.

No, but you still got to do all three hot dogs, but you can put them in any hole.

Tom?

Now he can't turn.

So, how am I supposed to get to that hot dog?

Swing, you fucking rip.

You surly motherfucker.

I know, right?

He's surly too.

If he gets an accused of teeth and things and everything,

don't rip it.

At this point, Doll would just rather go back to hell.

Yeah, you might be right.

37.

No, no, it's 37 seconds.

We'll start the clock on Mike when I say one, two, three, four, go.

So, you remember which hot dogs are in play?

Yeah.

This one and the other one.

One, two, three, four, go.

Tom?

Well, that one's in.

That one's in.

Two.

Tom, why are you unwilling to just bend your knee all the way down?

I can't see anything.

I think I saw them practicing just behind the

I just didn't see a belt.

Yeah, I didn't see a belt.

Oh, this is sad.

It's in.

It's in.

It's in.

Boom.

I can't see anything.

What was the time?

One minute, five seconds is the time to beat.

Give me that belt.

Oh!

Give me that belt.

Make sure you want me belting.

Yeah.

All right.

All right, so it was finally done.

It's finally done.

You guys got all three hot dogs,

you know, three different hot dogs.

And I should note that one of the hot dogs is pretty much at a 90-degree angle.

It was.

Going parallel with the floor.

I'm not sure why you let Tom wear the belt if he can't bend his knees.

I thought that the whole point was for me to manipulate the wieners.

Yeah, but Tom's not giving you any assistance.

He's keeping his legs locked.

And he's not shifting his hips either.

Yeah, and it was kind of tough to tell him to drop when I had the string, you know, in

your mouth.

The least bit in my mouth it could possibly be.

Right.

And Q has jumped up from the table.

Oh, yeah, because you can see the gears grinding again.

He's like,

I got the answer to this.

The only gears I've cried is like, I'm not putting my fucking mouth at a hot dog string.

That get him had it in his mouth all over.

That's the only fucking beer that's spinning.

He wants to wear the belt.

Well, behind the scenes,

for people who might be concerned, the

hot dog about was sanitized between you guys.

It's true.

It's true.

Mine and Q's strategy was Q's like, I'll wear the belt.

He goes, don't even worry about it.

Just sit down there.

I'll get it.

I'll do it.

Yeah.

It was your strategy.

Did you think that was going to work?

Or were you like, Q, it's Dollar Shea we're talking about here?

Yeah, I got to stick my tongue out right by your groin.

I got to give the people what they want.

And your guys are so confident.

Q is so confident.

He tells Dollar to sit on the sidelines.

He goes, we got this.

It's amazing to behold people.

Again, again, if you can just scrounge up five bucks,

you're going to see Q just take charge.

This is like the GOAT moment of this episode.

This is not a desperation thing of you saying,

you should pay $50.

No,

you will get your money.

You're going to see it, yeah.

So

you're going to abstain.

Dollar's going to abstain, and the two Barons are going to go at it.

Unless Dollar wants to get down there and guy.

I don't think you do.

I would let them go at it, man.

Dollar's been in hell long enough.

All right, so this is highly unusual as the Barons have

demanded that they go.

They don't want Dollar involved in this.

No, we're doing it for you.

And for good reason.

They're going for fatigue.

They seemingly couldn't wait to get off that.

Come on away.

I'm going to go a baron for Christmas.

What do you expect?

I've never seen you guys jump up so fast and want to partake.

I'm going to show you how to stuff that hot dog.

All right, someone I can go.

And when's the time to be?

105.

You need

something less than a 105 to win this.

All right.

On your mark, White Baron.

Yes.

Get set.

Go.

All right.

I got that one.

One.

One.

Bam.

Boom.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I got a feeling there's a lot of ladies right now who are getting a little sweaty.

Oh, seeing BQ move those, maneuver those hot dogs into the holes.

I'll be seeing these gifts on those Facebook groups that are dedicated to him.

So many wieners hanging off a queue.

Oh, yeah, they're going to have to change

their unmentionables

because

it is going to get even hotter.

As they say, in the hot dog belt business.

You buy the whole video, but you only did the last four minutes.

Three, two, two.

That counts as two, right?

right?

Two.

Yeah.

Two.

Two.

Three.

Mm.

Mm.

What's it time?

Yeah, go!

I've been released

from damages.

Yeah.

You know, I want the dollar shave out of hell, man.

We couldn't leave it to anybody else.

You know what I mean?

We had to do it.

I mean, there was no doubt about it that Q was definitely wanting to put that hot dog belt on.

Like, nobody I've ever seen.

Yeah, I saw what they were doing wrong.

You know what I mean?

Tom didn't want to bend his knees at 45 degrees.

And I saw that self-defeat in the devil's eye.

Vindication get up?

Boom, right out of the man's mouth.

He saw what we did wrong.

But yeah, but I think anybody could have seen it.

Tom was unwilling to bend his knees.

Yeah, but it's not just this round, as I'm saying.

It's the previous rounds.

He didn't learn anything from on your knees.

Yeah, so Q again

comes up big, and he,

first time ever wearing a hot dog belt, he told me after the episode.

Oh, yeah.

That he had never even put one on before.

Wow, that doesn't look like that.

If the hot dog belt showed up on Jokers, would you feel slighted?

Oh, I don't know.

You know what?

I might feel like, oh, my God, that's awesome.

That was a nice little Easter egg from Telum Steve.

I would be

by permission if they want to.

I can't imagine they'll be allowed on broadcast television

for the jokers to be

playing games with the hot dog belt on it.

It's really satisfying hot dogs in public.

As long as I think if someone wears a TESD shirt, then

that's all the credit you need.

And for those watching the video,

a nice, I don't know, we won't be able to hear the music you put in, but very nice choice of music selection when

dollar is saved.

Oh, yeah.

Bat out of hell.

For meatloaf.

Perfect.

Well, that's it for the 2021 Halloween special.

I've never been more impressed with the Barons.

Save my ass.

You guys outperformed all my expectations here tonight.

Oh, nice work, dude.

Glad to hear it.

That's right.

I mean, the Dollar Shave, you are back.

Good to be back, brother.

You know, and I'm sure we're going to see more of Dollar Shave in the TSD Town universe now.

Sweet.

You've been missing for the last six years, years, but now, you know, you've been back with a vengeance, back with a bullet.

Dave Skippy.

Devils?

Yes.

You guys will never, ever appear ever again on any form of Telme Steve Dave content as devils.

The hell we are.

You guys really just.

I mean, shit, the bed's the only word.

It's just like, what happened?

I don't know.

I'm as flashed as a sock.

There's six losses.

I have nothing else to say.

I mean, you guys

took it to the test, to the limit on that one challenge.

Which was what challenge?

It was close.

Oh, we're breaking the peanut, right?

No, the paper.

Oh, toilet paper.

Toilet paper.

Toilet paper.

But you know what?

It's over.

It's done.

Got anything to say, Sunday?

I mean, I'm back, baby.

Just remember: always respect me, respect my money.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Shirts.

and before we go, let's look at the uh tellhamstevedave.com board.

Let's see what the shirt has now.

The final sale price for dollars redemption

$16!

Whoa!

That's a hell of a good deal.

$16.

Go to tellhamstevedave.com.

Order a t-shirt.

There's other things on there, but you know, you're never going to get a better price than a Telhamsteve Dave shirt than that, right?

It's a fucking good price.

Look how good you look.

I already bought one.

I bought mine before they went on sale.

I feel stupid.

I'll give you a price, a price credit.

Oh, nice.

Thank you.

Do we get a shirt?

No.

You guys don't get anything?

We keep the hot dogs?

Yeah.

If you keep a new pot, feed them to each other.

I've got this hook up right here.

My new pot.

Look like you're having a seizure.

Sure.

Yeah.

Like maybe some spittle, you know, off the beard, yeah,

got it.

Impotent facts with no bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.

He looked like a cripple stuck in a fire.

What am I gonna do?

You just need a hard part of your body.

There is no hard part of your body.

What are you going to have to advance?

Oh, that looks too real.

That's scary looking.

Wow.

That's it.

That's it for the audio version of the 2021 Halloween Special, The Spooktacular.

They just keep getting better and better every year.

At least we'll just keep saying that until

somebody listens and joins Patreon.

Chuck, thank you, though.

Great work, as usual.

Of course.

Amazing visuals.

And I couldn't have been happier with it.

I mean, really, really well done.

Gidum, I thank you for going all in.

You are throwing out

left and right.

I mean, it's just like you are not stopping.

You're like Robin Williams.

Yeah.

You're like the tell them Steve Dave Town version of Robin Williams.

Maybe he'll hang himself down.

Can Can I do a quick announcement before we go about some upcoming events at the general store?

Sure.

Okay.

We got the big Black Friday weekend coming up.

Woo.

If you guys come down or if you're able to come down on Black Friday, we're going to open up at midnight and stay open all the way through

Friday at 7, no, 6 p.m.

So midnight to 6 p.m., we're going to be open at the general store and then we'll close.

Crazy.

Why?

That's what they do at the big box stores.

It's good.

Not anymore, right?

Oh, no.

Because of COVID?

I don't know.

I know that people started giving, or corporations started giving people off.

They don't open up on Thanksgiving anymore.

We're going to bring it back.

That's a tradition that I loved.

I always loved that.

We're going to have exclusive merch.

We're going to have...

a toy truck.

We're going to have a t-shirt, all sorts of goodies.

And not only will you get to have the opportunity to buy some cool merch, you're going to get to see the office coach unveil his new office uniform.

Yes.

He's got a uniform.

He's got a uniform and he's wearing it.

He was shocked to hear that a coach is lower than a manager.

Really?

Yeah, he didn't realize that a coach is lower than a manager.

He's not a manager material yet, but I thought he was coach material.

That's why I called him office coach.

Okay.

You know, a manager manages the team.

A coach just like coaches somebody at first.

Yeah, and a manager can't participate in the game, but the coach can.

Really can?

And on the baseball team?

Yeah.

No, well, coach can't.

Oh, you know what?

Yeah, there have been some player coaches, but not since Peter.

No, I mean, they can participate during the game, but

the managers can't.

They're not allowed to.

I think go to the mounds and talk to the picture.

The coach can.

The manager can.

Yes, he can.

Go look it up.

Why do you have to go?

I want to get the fuck out of here.

You'll be wearing your bag.

Yeah, I'll be at the Baron all three days.

Photo opportunities?

Yes.

I've got some guests who I can confirm will be here.

Oh, yeah?

Maxwell coming all the way in from Tennessee for this.

Wow, wow.

That's right.

Frank Five has confirmed he will be down at some point for this.

So I'm not saying that Maxwell and Frank Five will be here

at all times, but they're going to be popping in from time to time during the weekend.

So they won't be here for three straight days.

No, no, no.

Ming has said he is in town and he will be here.

Wow.

That's a rarity him being in town.

And there will be other guests, I'm sure, showing up.

I'm sure you're going to be here, Bri,

for, I don't know, even I'm not going to be here all three straight days.

Yeah, I'll be here for sure.

Yeah, I'll be here for the better part.

Get him, we'll be here.

Now, no Sunday, Jeff, for the Black Friday weekend.

Oh, no.

Because he's going away.

He's got family to fucking dine with on Thanksgiving, apparently.

He's got family right here.

Which family is more important?

But I've come up with something I'm really fucking jazzed with to make up for Sunday not being here on Thanksgiving.

It's a stand-up.

Listen to this.

In December, I'm pleased to announce

that

Sunday has agreed to something I'm calling Dollar Shave's Triple X Miss Mondays.

So for the first three Mondays in December, the 6th, the 13th, and the 20th, Dollar Shave in full costume will be manning the register at the general store.

Nice.

Wow.

Okay.

That's a pretty big deal.

For every transaction that Dollar Shave rings up, he's going to to knock 10% off your final purchase on the 6th, the 13th, and the 20th.

Dollar Shaves triple X.

Get that?

Triple X message.

Nice.

Yeah, it's a double entendre.

Yeah,

I thought that was classic.

So the Jeff will be appearing pantsless.

For every transaction, he will take off one piece of clothing.

Yeah, so Dollar Shave is going to be here on the first three Mondays in December.

And that also, you know, that doesn't even take into consideration that the Christmas Baron will be here

on every day in December, and Giddem Claus is going to be dressing up to Santa every day.

Can people bring their kids down?

Yeah, exactly.

Bring the kids, you know, take photos, pets.

Okay.

I hope Santa's hydrating in this office because it's so goddamn hot, and you're going to have that suit on.

And I got a question for the Gold Baron.

Yeah.

I want to do something maybe on New Year's Eve for the Gold Baron.

He'll be appearing at the general store.

Not on New Year's Eve at midnight, but.

I was going to say, normally I go to Troy's for the past five years.

I thought maybe from noon to two o'clock in the afternoon, maybe the Gold Baron will be in his costume and

spreading

good New Year's vibes on New Year's Eve.

Yep, consider it done.

Oh, awesome.

So we've got a big December planned.

We kick it off with Black Friday, which is a November, but

Dollar Shaves triple X miss Mondays, and the Gold Baron will be here on New Year's Eve.

Gonna try to do some fun things at the general store.

Keep it fresh.

Oh, yeah.

We like to have fun here.

Watch it.

Watch a coach.

We like to have fun here.

Yeah, sure.

You know, you forget what I was going to say now, motherfucker.

Anyway, I had something I was going to roll right into.

Oh, what's the address?

Did you get them?

It is 1340A, Route 36, South,

Hazlitt, New Jersey.

Airport Plaza.

Route 36.

South, yes.

Yes.

Sweet 28.

Sweet 28.

Look for the Telome Steve, Dave, Town sign on the door.

Or Manny Quinn standing outside.

Yeah, or Manny Quinn.

Yeah,

we're going to have some good times.

Hopefully,

everything will work out good.

Yep.

Fingers crossed.

Who knows?

Hope for the best.

Everybody knows time.

It's getting late.

We got to wrap this up.

Right, Chuck Chuck?

Oh, yeah.

All right.