#486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk

And you get that call, and it's like Grandma died.

Oh, Fuck a milk mouth, baby.

Going to a strip club for longer to see a phone.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave.

I'm here with Walt Jersey Flanagan and Brian Truquin.

Quinn.

Jersey.

Have there been any opportunities to call you Jersey since we spoke last?

I haven't really been out and about, you know, seeing anybody.

Maybe online.

Yeah.

Yeah, I heard some, I saw some people.

When you have to nickname yourself, though, it's so lame.

You know, it's going to be very hard to catch on.

Although Giddam, I think, nicknamed himself, right?

He did, and people just fell right into line.

Yeah.

I mean, I think you have to meet me immediately.

You just can't start doing it decades in.

You know, it's so difficult.

And

in reality, it just is not as meaningful, you know,

when I'm reminding people that they have to call me by a certain name.

Yeah, you sound bummed.

No, just hot.

It's fucking hot out, man.

Yeah, it's fucking, I don't know about up IUQ.

Yeah, it was in the mid to high 90s today.

Yeah, I read a

heat index of 101.

No.

Jesus.

I used to love the summer, man.

And I don't know if it's age or what.

Walt was saying that he saw a couple of guys jogging earlier, right?

On the way over here, I saw multiple people jogging in this weather.

And

because Brian was kind of concerned about the upcoming Olympics, and I'm like, well, I just saw two people jogging.

I mean, they were in their late teens, but still, I mean, were they significantly overweight like me?

That's the true test.

I'll tell you, I'll still take the summer over winter any day.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

But if I don't.

Best season, fall.

Yeah.

That's the no-brainer, though.

Yeah.

That's the

suspicious.

Yeah.

You almost don't see.

You're like suspicious of people who don't

pick it as their favorite season, right?

You're like, what the fuck's up with this asshole?

Spring.

Who the fuck are you talking about?

At least around here, there is no spring.

It's freezing until it's brutally hot.

And then it rains a lot.

Yeah.

So now that we got the weather out of the way.

Do you know?

Do you know how fucking awful it is?

It's like when I have an the few times I have an engagement at my house with people I don't talk to on a regular basis.

Do you know how quickly you can tell it's like people you really don't talk with a lot is how fast a conversation turns to weather.

Like they're not even in the door.

You're like, what are you doing out there?

it's the ultimate go-to when you're struggling like when you're struggling to make conversation with somebody that you don't know or don't want to talk to you can be like well how about this weather common ground is what you're searching for

and you can't do it with like like let's say i came over and i don't really know you that well

what the fuck are you doing what's the matter with you why are you talking about the weather

you don't know if you can go to sports usually you can go to tv or movies but like things you stay away from are like you know like you don't go to politics you don't go to to religion, you don't go to that kind of shit.

So, so what else are you supposed to talk about?

Yeah, that is that is a good point.

It's like the less you know somebody, the faster you go to the weather.

We were talking about the uh the picnic Olympics,

yeah, which we're going to be doing uh this this coming Sunday, Monday, or Monday rather.

A lot of Patreon stuff this week,

a lot of Patreon stuff, including Q, which I was uh, I was happy about.

However, Q got me in hot water.

No.

Me?

What I do?

Oh, is it because of

the after activities in between?

Uh-oh.

Well,

that is

the dice you roll when you bring a BQ into the mix.

Yeah, you're going to get gold material, but

you're also going to get that guy.

He's a partier, man.

He's an animal.

Still, at this age,

he likes to downplay it.

He just got done jogging.

So if you're wondering what we're talking about which you probably are we went bowling for a patreon you know everybody the whole gang q was there and q suggested that we well we we were going to go do a podcast afterwards yeah we're going to go to ming's second shared universe location and shoot a game show for the patreon because we had so many people there

But, you know, anybody who, especially somebody like Q who's been on a set, I mean, real sets, not just like sets like on the Patreon, knows that it didn't take time to set up the cameras, get everything in place.

So he's like,

great suggestion for all you married folks.

Yeah, he's like, right across the street,

well, right across his own throat,

right, is Fantasies.

New Jersey or Keensburg's

ultimate go-go bar.

It's a go-go experience, man.

It's

the pretty go-go bar of Keensburg.

It's an institution.

It feels like it's been there forever at this point, right?

It feels like it's been there as long as I can remember.

Yeah.

And, you know, you go in, it's comforting.

Like, I've been in there when I was 19.

I've been there in my 20s, my 30s, now my 40s.

And when I walk in, you get that fantasies feeling no matter what decade you're in.

It doesn't change, Walt.

No, really?

It's a slum.

Like I said, that fantasies feeling.

It's beautiful in there.

Now, some of the bowlers, you you know, who are making their way.

By the way, hold on one second.

My suggestion to go there was not

first said as a kind of a joke, but it was met with such enthusiasm

that

I met with people being apprehensive.

Like, is he fooling around or is he serious?

I thought he was fooling around.

So did I.

I thought he was fooling around.

I don't think there was anybody at that bowling eye who thought you were serious.

I would say you were emphatic.

No, well, was I joking around or was I emphatic?

Oh, after I found out you weren't joking around.

No, at first I was joking around.

That's what I'm saying.

But then you saw Frank Five's face light up like it did.

You're going to tell me that motherfucker didn't want to go?

I didn't see his face, though.

Oh, okay.

I didn't see his reaction.

Frank Five wasn't fighting him.

Yeah, we had a couple of guests there, and they all liked the idea.

And I was like, oh, fucking, you know what?

It is fantasies.

We haven't been there in like 15 years.

Then I got excited, man.

I learned about it.

We can't paint the broad strokes that everybody went to fantasies.

You know, there were some who were good little soldiers and and made their way over to do the setup.

Myself,

of course, Chuck and Victor, because they're working the crew.

Ming, begrudgingly, with a fucking sour puss because he definitely wanted to go.

Oh, yeah.

We needed the key to get into his

studio.

Who else?

Sunday Jeff.

Now, I thought Sunday Jeff followed you guys.

Did he follow you guys into the parking lot and leave?

No, I think that.

Wait, did he?

Yeah, I think he came over to Wawa and then took off.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

He was like, oh, where is it?

And just buzzed right by.

I thought he ran over a go-go dancer reporting no shift to get out of there so fast before he got seen

in the parking lot just

now Tom also.

Tom went with him.

Tom Lilazowski also did, came to the studio because he had a lot to do in the setup of the game.

Right.

He had to get into costume and everything.

So he was not our participant, but there was a hefty.

And I I got to be honest, again,

hey, that's the, that's, again, you're going to get gold, but you're also going to get maybe, I don't know if you guys are not going to show up for six hours.

We're going to be waiting there.

But again, that's all part of the, when you get, when you invite a queue, you're going to have to expect there may be a delay in the shoot for Tatas.

Now,

they hold up the set of IJ for them.

Yeah.

The thing that we can't hold it up is

we said we were going for one beer.

That was the thing.

We were going to go for one beer.

But I wasn't sure if it was going to be one, if one beer was going to turn into three, four.

Well, it did turn into two, because Genem was there.

Get him one with you guys.

That's right.

Yeah, Genem was one.

He was one of the enthusiastic ones.

Look, I was enthusiastic, too.

I'm not trying to push this off on other people.

I wanted to go.

I was ready to go.

It was fun to go.

It's a bikini bar.

They don't even show.

Oh, no, really?

No,

no.

No, they wear a thong.

They wear thongs.

Yeah, but a bathing suit.

It's basically that.

It's not full-on naughty.

It's kind of bawdy, though.

Maybe not naughty, but it's bawdy.

Yeah.

Definitely a little bawdy, for sure.

Now, my last experience with fantasies was that I went there with Mary Beth.

There was an amateur wet t-shirt contest.

She participated.

and was knocked out in the first round.

Now, what I found out shortly after that was that these were not amateurs.

It was every girl who was dancing that night was up on stage.

In fact, the only amateur was Mary Beth, which by default, I thought she should have won the money.

How much?

$1,000.

Wow.

Whoa.

I was pissed, not because of the money.

I didn't count on that at all.

I was fucking enraged because they knocked her out in the first round, and then fucking on top of it, everybody there was technically a professional.

So I stated, never.

Fuck fantasies.

I'm never coming back here.

This play, We're done with this place.

Fuck this place.

Do you go there often?

No.

Well, no.

But

if it had been fun, we might have gone back.

So why did you go back on your vow to never go back into fantasies?

Hello, Mary Beth.

I said, hello, Mary Beth.

She asked me the same goddamn thing.

Oh,

and

that's where the hot water came in.

It wasn't because I went to a strip.

It wasn't because you broke a vow.

Yeah, I mean.

That's what I wanted to ask you because you're probably one of the most moral guys I know.

I wouldn't even say probably.

Yeah, you're right.

I was leaving a little room for humility.

Why are you throwing up probably in here?

I'm pissed off about it.

I was leaving a little room for humility.

I am almost, yeah, definitely the most humble too as well.

Yeah, but go on, go on.

So I was going to ask you, did I, did I, was I wrong?

Because she got very upset with me.

Then, then I don't believe.

it's only because of the vow never to go back again.

There has to, I believe if you, if she's being, she may not even realize it, but but if she's being 100% honest with her, if she's that upset by that,

that there might be more to it than

you just going back on your vow to not go back in there.

Because she was like, we were boycotting them.

I said, I know.

I said, but like,

do you want me to count myselves amongst the Sunday Jeffs and Toms of the world?

The BQs and the Frank Fives.

Yeah, man.

I mean, how disappointed would you have been if Brian had been like, no, no, no, no, I got to go back and help set up with the guys.

I'm boycotting.

Well, if he's boycotting, I would probably talk you out of it.

I'd probably be like, dude, come on.

The girls in there ain't responsible for it.

They've been hurt in the pandemic.

I'd have given the whole let's go pep talk.

Right.

If you just like, I don't want to go to a strip club.

I'm going to go set up microphones and lights.

I would be like,

I just feel like something would be amiss.

I'd be like, what's going on?

What's really going on, man?

That's that's not the Brian I know.

Well,

I mean, I think that

there is

Brian Johnson is on the path of being a good boy.

I might be on the path to set up mics instead of engaging in that body behavior.

You know,

she has put him on the path to being a good boy, and

he sometimes is taken off astray of that path when BQ comes into the picture.

But the whole reason she liked me was because it was bad in the first place.

Right.

And now she's going to try to change me?

Well, that's always how it goes down.

I mean, yeah,

you got to work her magic and, you know, get in there.

And she likes a lot of what's there.

Right.

But not the entire package.

You know, come on,

nobody's the entire package.

Even getting half the package of meat is unlucky for that.

Oh, man.

It's like putting a, it's like, to me, though, it's like putting a collar on a tiger.

Yeah, man.

Like,

that kitten's got a hunt, man.

Look at that.

That's how I feel.

That's how I feel.

Yeah.

And I told her, although I did say I was like, she goes, well, did you buy a drink?

I said, no, no, Giddam bought it.

But Giddam bought me a bottle of water.

Very careful.

I didn't support them financially in any way.

Look at this.

This is why this podcast works, though, because, you know, earlier in the day, in between

shoots, between

the Patreon content, BQ invites you

to, you know, to the seedy side of town.

Right.

Now, after the second production is over, Where does Walt Flanagan invite you?

I mean, the most wholesome American restaurant you can possibly imagine.

Friendly's USA, baby.

Right?

It was only an hour and a half drive from where we were, but it is like ice cream.

It's like, you know, it's like children playing and laughter's in the air, smiles all around.

There's no like, there's no

desperation and in the air.

No buddiness.

No alcohol is served there.

No upper lip sweat on Gidam as he watches the girls fucking gyrate.

Well, we had a cute waitress, so you can strike that.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Uh,

yeah, that's true.

BQ,

you're my bad boyfriend.

I never really thought of you that way.

What?

Like, I just, well, it just didn't occur to me because he's just Q to me, right?

Like, it didn't, like, I never really dissected and broke him down.

And, like, now that you say it, I'm the angel, he's the devil, right?

Yeah, man, let's do it.

Where were you

when he was dragging me to the strip club?

I gave you an eye i raised an eyebrow i looked right at you you just you just looked right through me

immediately i'm a total simpleton

you guys are honking your hordes as you're like exiting the bowling alley it's like we're a little eat team each one of them

oh man

but i mean the part of the reason that i wanted to go to begin with was because i knew it was going to

feed stories like this.

There was no way we were going in there with that crew and not coming out with a bunch of stories.

Right.

Yeah.

We got some Frank Five stories.

I don't know if it's our place to tell them.

No, no, no, no.

But even this, even what we're talking about right now, I mean, like, just shit for the podcast.

Something was going to happen.

Something was going to happen.

Something.

And we got it.

Yeah, no, no.

We're not telling Frank stories here.

But you know what?

It was weird because I honestly, if you had asked me last week, when do you think you'll ever go to a strip club after the pandemic, I might have been like, I don't know if I'll ever do that.

But here we are.

Already post the moment.

There was some crew there, too.

I mean, you have to,

it was, what, a Monday?

It was a Monday afternoon?

It was a Monday day crew.

Yes.

Yes, it was.

Yes, it was.

Skeleton crew.

I mean, not judging by their weight.

Not many people there.

Well, that one, there was, you know, there was, there was a, there wasn't a, you know, a wasteland.

There was

stuff to enjoy.

There was a a woman there that it's like if you told me she was somebody's grandma in a thong i would have totally believed it right the lady with the blonde hair and she was sitting on some guy's lap and i'm like how is that chair supporting the both of them it was it was interesting that she's still working at this age yeah yeah it was pretty cool good for her man you know what i didn't need when i was there i mean i mean uh i could have used while i was there a little chair luchu a luchu luchu yeah really you wanted an erection while you were there i did i wanted to sort it i wanted to show it off

I wanted everyone to know he can't control himself.

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I can't remember what categories we're in.

I think comedy and people's choice.

Yeah.

I'd love to win one of those.

I won't get greedy and say I want both, but I do want both.

Why wouldn't you?

Yeah.

If

we're in it, why not try to win both of them?

I know.

Like, you see people that go to the Oscars and they fucking have like nine of them in their arms.

That's who we want to be.

This all relies, though, on listeners.

They have to vote multiple times, right?

Or is that illegal?

I'm not sure.

I haven't actually went there and looked at it yet.

You haven't even voted yet?

No, let's see.

Podcastawards.com.

I know that we've definitely rocked the vote, though.

We've got the vote out there.

And

yeah, we'll see where the chips fall.

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Oh, my God.

We're up against...

I don't even see our name there.

This must be last year's.

Oh, yeah, this is a 2020.

In 2020, the comedy category, I literally have not heard of one person except for Amy Schumer.

And she didn't win, so that's

no.

She's a genius.

Hello.

She's a comedic genius.

No, she's not.

She's not even fucking genius.

Did you ever see those commercials where she's in the bathroom?

What her fucking Manny's commercials?

No, she's in the bathroom.

She's in the woman's room, and

you hear this cry, like this shriek of horror from a stall.

And she goes, somebody's just got their visitor.

And a lady steps out and she goes, do you know what size tampon pad you need?

This is a riot so far.

And it's bizarre is that like

she is this lady who steps out of the stall is like, I didn't know that tampons came in different sizes.

She goes, well, instead she pulls out a chart and she's like, if it's too big and it hurts, go smaller.

And I'm like, she's talking to her like she's a complete and utter like.

She hasn't been getting a period for 20 years already.

Well, she's another 30-some-year-old lady, though.

So she's probably been getting them for 15 years at best.

And she had to be told by a stranger in the bathroom to, if it hurts,

go down a smaller size.

Wow.

If there's too much or if there's leakage, go to a bigger size.

The gems that Amy Schumer is just doling out to the family.

I think it's Amy Schumer.

I'm not sure if I, but it's somebody famous.

She's got blonde hair.

It sounds like, yeah, it sounds like she's.

Yeah.

It isn't that funny, but it is informative.

For anybody who's like, who has zero common sense?

No, she's one of those people.

She was funny.

She was like wickedly funny in the beginning, but then she got woke with all the fucking bullshit.

And I shouldn't have told those jokes.

And nobody should tell those kind of jokes.

And now all I'm doing is trying to make myself better.

All that same woke shit that you're constantly hearing from people.

Sarah Silverman's another one.

But anyway, that's podcastawards.com.

It looks like you actually have to sign up.

So if you don't mind doing that and voting for us, that would be great.

Don't let us suffer the same fate as Amy Schumer.

We never ask you guys for anything.

I know.

You got something well?

No.

Oh, no.

I wanted to ask you,

you have a special insight on this.

Okay.

If I were to become an EMS worker, right, like just say a local guy.

Volunteer.

Volunteer, yeah, who works with the first aid squad.

And, you know,

you get calls where there's car crashes and shit like that.

Sure.

So I join up.

So I asked Mary Beth.

I said, I join up.

Okay.

Am I responding to the very notion or are we going from

it's going well for a couple months?

And then she walks in the room and she sees me masturbating to a photo of an accident scene.

Right?

My question is.

She doesn't leave you.

No, no, that wasn't my question.

I think you're probably right.

My question is, are my efforts any less noble just because I'm doing that?

Yes, I think so.

Because, well,

useful?

No.

They're as useful.

But noble is more like a thing.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like

you can't define it except in only positive ways.

So I don't know if taking pictures of people's dead bodies on the pavement,

trying not to get caught, I assume, like slipping your cell phone camera out and taking pictures just to masturbate.

I don't know, man.

Like, that might taint the noble aspect of it.

Well, my feeling was like, because that's kind of what Mary Beth said, to which I countered, like, well, you like, I didn't go into it for that.

That was a byproduct of, like, I discovered it

within myself along the way.

If I'm still breaking balls and saving lives,

sure,

but

and I didn't say they were dead.

I just said

they might be mangled.

Yeah, but like, but how much of your original intention remains?

Or is it all like now you just go to work looking like Papa Blue Chew, go to work and get ready to go?

I think that it's like

I'm not really like, this is the only reason, like, I'm praying for an accident, but I'm not really upset if i get a call and they're like hey man somebody splattered on the road

like i have one of those i have one of those radios like at home too so i can get to the scene even yes i get to the scene before anybody else does i mean you're going to get caught eventually oh yeah if you keep it up i think so yeah so you can't take pictures it's so unusual for a spawning officer to be taking photos for like an ems guy it's like such a horrible breach of privacy that you'll get caught i thought you kind of had to do it for like cops had to do it for like accident scenes and stuff.

Or is there like, do they still have those professional photographers that like the photographers that come to the scene?

I mean, I've been to a lot of horrible car accidents.

I never saw any photographers there officially taking photos.

Yeah.

I have seen videos, though, online that are definitely from accident scenes

that were leaked out by

either EMS or Professor.

I guess if a crime is involved, then they would, right?

Yeah.

Instead of just an accident.

Yeah.

Nothing wall.

Well, it just feels like a scenario that you're setting up, like with Mary Beth, to set up like, how, well, what if it was this horrific,

monstrous compulsion I had to masturbate to this?

She'd be like, that would be disgusting,

but I can still put up with it.

And then you're like, oh,

well, it isn't that.

It's this.

And it's something like, it's not this.

It's actually this.

So you just kind of soften the blow.

And then she's like, well, at least it isn't mangled corpses on the road.

They're just people with broken limbs and shit.

But what do we do, Walt?

What's our.

How do we find out about this?

Why are we?

No, he gets caught and sued by a family.

He gets his license, he gets publicly shamed and sued for it.

Oh, do I get canceled?

I got to assume.

But canceled in something that I can't even defend to myself.

That's a rough one, right?

It's a rough one.

Although, like, if you were doing it, like, when you were on the fire department, they're like, hey, man, we posted.

Even if they were like, he's a firebug

and he's been fucking setting fire.

He's an arsonist.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't be a friend.

I'm just asking, Walt, what do we do?

Oh, like, what's your move?

I mean,

I would have to think.

It'd be hard to come back from.

It'd be hard to

spin jokes around it or to make light of it or to

find the silver lining.

And that would be

it would take a masterful podcaster to win over the audience

after having to explain away that doozy.

That's a rough one.

It's just like a rung below, like, hey, I got caught diddling a kid.

To come to the table and be like, let me explain.

It's not what it seems like.

Oh.

But at the same time,

you'd have to be like,

I mean, speaking to the mic, tell us about it.

Like,

why did you feel this?

It would be a hell of an interview.

It would be interesting to find out because there are people.

Have you ever seen that movie Crash?

Yeah.

Cronenberg.

That is like a real thing.

We were talking about fetishes a couple of weeks ago, and that's a real thing, like people who get turned on by car crashes and accidents and that kind of shit, which I don't quite understand.

No, I don't get it either.

Speaking of seeing movies, did you see Black Widow or the Loki series queue?

I know that there's a lot of people with spoiler problems, but

fuck it.

I did see both.

I don't even know that there's anything in Black Widow to spoiler.

There was no.

Well, I mean, I guess if you want to talk about the movie, for people who haven't seen it yet, I guess any aspect of the movie

nowadays can

bring out the rage of

the online community about spoiling something for them.

But what'd you think?

Did you go and see it in the theaters or watch it at home?

I watched it at home.

I went to see it in the theater.

I thought it was

like I

enjoyed it.

I thought it was well done and I liked it.

I watched it.

You know, the cast.

But to me, it left open.

I was like, I'm not sure I wanted Black Widow to have killed a kid, to have knowingly killed the kid.

And And they never really made it clear that she was under mind control.

So, like,

I was like, wait a minute.

No.

What's going on?

Yeah, can I ask, are you well versed?

Was that thing about killing a child?

Was that set up from a previous movie?

No, she keeps talking.

She would always refer to that mission, the Budapest mission, or some shit like that.

Oh, okay.

So this was the revelation of what happened then, and

she had let a child die.

She was

collateral damage to get another target right to fire yes uh

i i understand you know a lot of people can't deal with that and and with their heroes but

to me that's kind of like well if you're talking about an assassin there's going to be horrible things that they've done and and to atone for those things like you know isn't saving the world which which she did going to be enough to like for you know to make it but but disney couldn't leave it that they had to even like be like no no no no no no she didn't say she didn't kill a kid yeah but I kind of like that kind of like you know like

really like

tormenting

yeah I see your point I see your point

you you you swaying me a little bit you winning me over a little bit on that one I guess but I couldn't stand Taskmaster man once it was about fucking misplay this is the first misstep I think I can recall in the MCU as huge a misstep as as I've seen where they're kind of like, yeah, you know what?

Fuck continuity.

We're going to change it completely, and we know better than the people who created these characters.

And I think that is

a really big error on their part right after, I guess, the second phase or whatever phase they're calling this.

Yeah, I agree.

I mean, Taskmaster is such a unique, fun character that why would you do it unless you're going to do it right?

Like, he

should be talking shit.

He should be cowardly.

He should be, you know, kind of silly.

Yeah, it was really disappointing, Taskmaster.

There's no reason to call it that.

But yeah,

unless you're going to do something that is so mind-bending, like cool that you're like, we could change it and we're going to make it a thousand times better than it was.

Not that, though.

What they did was

just lazy, shitty

writing, in my opinion.

Yeah, and that was the guy that wrote Thor Ragnarok, which is one of my favorite ones.

It looked good.

Like I I said, I agree.

It looked good.

But I mean, now, talk about you don't like Black Widow killing a kid.

How many fucking innocent people did she kill when that fucking prison went up in flames?

Oh, man.

I mean, it went berserk, but at least they were evil.

No, no, but there's prison guards in there who are just going and putting in nine to five, and they go home to their wife and kids, and they're dead.

But they were Russian, right?

Weren't they Russian, though?

Yeah, that's all right.

But, I mean, literally, she killed hundreds, if not a thousand, innocent prison guards just working there, keeping the bad guys in jail.

They went up in flames as well.

Yeah, you're right, Russians, though, dude.

Yeah, I guess you, I mean, it does now.

You say it jokingly, but if you're not really, but you're right, but if that if that was an American prison, I don't think they would do that, I don't think they would put that on camera.

I agree because now she's just killing like blue-collar guys who are going to work, not nameless thugs of a communist state.

What about Loki?

Uh, Loki, man, I wanted to like it so much more than I ended up liking it.

I, I just like

puffing over here.

Can we move it along?

Oh, I just, it was, I was like,

when it was him and Owen Wilson, it was awesome.

I did not buy the female Loki.

I was just like, I don't, I don't like this character as much as they want me to like this character.

And, and then the misogynist.

I mean, you're a misogynist.

Maybe.

So be it.

But I'm also like, at some point, I'm like,

is this a love story?

Am I supposed to be watching a half-assed love story?

I was like, this is so boring.

Who cares?

Well, I thought they were going to consummate.

Didn't you?

That would have been better, I guess.

I mean, it kind of just sucked.

I mean, Alligator Loki was fucking awesome.

Yeah.

Like, all that stuff was cool.

I agree with you 100%, though.

I felt like it was lacking something for me.

And just, I never, I thought for sure, every episode, this is going to be the episode that really fucking

knocks me out and it's going to make me go, oh, okay.

But are you telling me Kang isn't going to have a blue face?

Um,

I don't, I don't, well, that was a version of Kang, right?

So that wasn't actually Kang, but he better have that blue fucking face, man.

What's the point?

Otherwise, yeah, that, that's, again, like, yeah, man, if Kang doesn't have a blue face, it's gonna be very like,

yeah.

And, you know, I guess they, the theory is, I mean, it has to be true, though, is like, you need something, you need a threat level as big as Thanos for this next phase.

Yeah.

so I guess they're gonna set up like six or seven movies and then have another like

end game and infinity war kind of like right ending to this phase and it'll be against Kang and it'll be a time travel thing that's got a lot of potential man that's pretty cool yeah and they're setting up all the replacements now you got a replacement cap you got a replacement black widow you just got to get a replacement iron man now and uh oh they're gonna come in

they're doing the rewilliams tv show on disney plus she's gonna be the iron man then that's it there you go, man.

So is every superhero that was once male now female?

Is that the way it's going?

No, but they've replaced.

You know,

it makes sense because actors get older.

Actors, as they're doing it in 10 years, they demand more money.

So now they're just

recycling the names just like comic books did to garner more interest.

But I think the, yeah, some of them are being, what's it called, gender swapped?

Is that what it's called?

Yeah, because Iron Man definitely leads you to believe that the character is of a certain sex.

But

I don't, again, that to me, I love that.

I love

the handing the baton, the changing of the guard, and having the characters, different people in

the uniform of these iconic characters, because we've seen it ever since I was a little kid in comics.

But boy, that Kang character better be something

much much more heinous than what I got in fucking Loki, though.

I think you have to be.

That character was just a specific version of him.

I don't think they make Kang like that.

It's not sustainable.

It's like

it's not scary.

You're like, come on, man.

Not at all.

Loki was a...

Loki's a series?

Loki was a seven-part series on Disney ⁇ .

So I gave you a seven-hour middle movie.

The guy who plays Loki is awesome.

He's a great actor.

You really like him.

But there was just something

crazy.

It didn't grab you enough.

It just didn't grab you by the lapels and be like, you were going to love this.

It just never happened.

Well,

I think they would have, if they had stuck with what they sold the show was, which was Loki and Owen Wilson's character, like a buddy cop.

time thing.

Would have been fucking awesome.

The second they switched over to female Loki, it was all the enthusiasm ran out of the show.

For me, all the, because like she just

wasn't a good character, man.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know.

I agree with you.

But I thought for a while.

I didn't hate her.

I wasn't sitting there like,

what fuck this?

I wasn't getting angry.

I was just like, oh, man, it's a bummer.

I don't like her more.

But it made sense to me.

I was like, you know, it's pretty funny that

they were setting up that he would fall in love with a version, a female version of himself because he's such a narcissist.

Yeah.

That would have been great.

He would want to bang himself.

That would be like the ultimate prize for him.

But it never happened.

He literally just fell in love like Goo-Goo.

No.

This blanket snugly.

You're like, what the fuck?

This is an immortal.

He's not even human.

He's an ice troll.

Like, this is how he's acting.

It's so fucking weird.

And then the fight scene, there was this big fight scene, bro.

It looked like a fucking Power Rangers.

It was so corny.

When they were in there with the Time Lords, and the fucking, I was like, what is the budget on this scene?

$5?

I was like, this is crazy.

It looks so bad.

Yeah.

But I still like Loki the character.

Yeah.

And I'd like to see him and Owen Wilson do more next season.

That's not the first time you've been to theaters, right?

Oh, no.

I went to see Kong versus Godzilla.

Gotcha.

And I'm not real excited about what's coming up, too.

Like, Eternals and Shang-Chi.

I love Shang-Chi.

That is one of my all-time favorite characters, but

I know, and I understand that Marvel cannot do a Shang-Chi from the comics that I love because of the

racial aspect of it.

I know you, and also the legal aspects of like, you don't have a Fu Manchu,

you don't have the rights to it.

But Shang-Chi was a badass

Chinese

foreigner who

joins MI6 in England and becomes basically James Bond.

And that it could have been a fucking cool premise to a movie, but this looks like Crouching Tiger

hidden lion.

I don't know what the hell.

Hidden Dragon.

Hidden Dragon because this looks just like a real fantasy flick with

nothing

other than the character's name being

resembling what I read in the comics.

I don't know.

That's just a trailer.

I mean,

the other trailer had Fing Fang Fung, had the abomination had i don't know man

yeah and the new trailer fing fang foom the the hundred foot tall dragon is in it okay yeah that's like he was fucking james bond i mean there was no like like 100 foot tall monsters and stuff in shang chi which i'm saying they could have made it they could have made a james bond movie

with Shang-Chi and like he's the ultimate like you said he's this master of kung fu and he can actually take down superpowered beings because he's so he is the ultimate kung fu martial artist.

And it doesn't look like they're going that way.

It looks like they're going way more like

Chinese kind of myths and legends of with like, you know, magic.

Yeah, I guess that's that's interesting because between the two,

I'm

interested in what they do with all the magic shit.

Yeah, yeah.

It reminds me, because I wasn't a fan, I never read the original series, so that's why.

This reminds me of like Big Trouble in Little China.

You know what I mean?

Where it's like

mythical shit in an action movie.

So I don't know.

I'm kind of into it.

Oh, I'll see it.

And like I said, I love that.

I love that series.

I adore it.

And I know that it's not going to be what that series was, but

I still am like, man, I wish it could have been, though.

You said

they can't do it because of the racial stuff.

Well,

I mean, I don't think they want that kind of like old-fashioned

stranger in a strange land like you know that kind of like where

because in that in the comic book i mean he he's he was raised in a monastery uh by fu manchu and trained to be the ultimate kung fu warrior who's going to be his field agent fu Manchu's field agent in world domination he finds out fu Manchu is evil and turns his back on his father and joins this, like I said, basically a James Bond

spy organization in London whose sole mission is to defeat Fu Manchu.

I don't think, obviously, they can't do Fu Manchu, and they would never even want to do Fu Manchu because of the connotations and all the stigma it would attract.

So they could do the Yellow Claw, but I don't even know if they'll do that.

If he's the son of Yellow Claw, I'm not sure what they're going to do, but I also don't think they would do that because in the comic book, he's like, he's not very worldly.

So he's seeing all these things all the while being the greatest fighter in the world.

He's subjected to like rock and roll, like seeing everything for the first time, yeah.

And like, so, like, he, like, in the book, it's so cool for like it's characterization you never saw in the 70s where like he he's into he discovers of the Rolling Stones and just starts like binging Rolling Stones albums and like the poetry from Mick Jagger that he uses it while he on like talks about it obviously because the writers were into the stones or whatever in the 70s but that kind of like I think that

stereotype of like the Asian

warrior comes to a stranger in a strange land thing.

I think we've seen it a million times, and they didn't probably don't want to even go down that route.

And fucking, they don't even want to fucking even mention probably that there's Fu Manchu

stuff

in that character's background and history, because it's such a

hot button, I would think.

Like, you know, it's the yellow scare and everything, or the yellow peril, whatever it's called.

Yeah, especially now, yeah.

Yeah.

But, I mean, it's like, my thing is

with stuff like that, it's like, I don't

would you miss Fu Manchu?

You know what I mean?

Like,

personally, yeah, like I said, I adored the book.

I would love if, I mean, how much could the rights be to Fu Manchu right now?

No one is banging down Sax Romer's door to license Fu Manchu.

Disney could get it for a song, but

it would be the biggest misplay.

I understand why.

Even I, like, if I was.

Or is there a way to fucking make Fu Man Chu kind of fucking, could you make it work?

What if you did it in a way that made it work?

I just think the name,

the world today just will not accept

Fu Manchu.

It's just, I don't know why.

I wish I could put into more elegant.

It's a guy with a long mustache, right?

That's it.

Yeah, but I guess there's so he was like, you know, like he would

kidnap, you know, white women and do things to them in the novels and the pulps and everything.

So he was like the ultimate

boogeyman

for a time in the 40s and the 30s.

Gotcha.

And we don't really even, like, none of us really

were all embarrassed by it.

We're all like, ooh, I don't know.

I think, yeah, I think I understand why Disney won't touch it, but damn, I wish that.

But if they do, if they just throw out the Fu Manchu stuff and throw in yellow claws as father,

I'll be surprised if they even do that, though, to be honest with you.

because of the word yellow, yeah.

What about the claw?

That's okay, I imagine.

Yeah, it's all right.

I don't know, they might get away with yellow claw if he's wearing yellow and shit like that.

I don't know.

I mean, I wouldn't write it, but somebody else might be able to.

There is a song.

God, I haven't thought of it in the longest time.

Like, when I used to go to Sunday school when I was real young, there was a hymn, a song, that went like, Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight.

Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Should that song be canceled?

Calling people yellow and red?

I wasn't aware, though, that

red.

That'd be like Indian, right?

Redskin.

I mean,

I guess, I mean, it's probably not a song that could ever be re-recorded today.

Does it need an update?

No, probably not.

It's probably less.

Let's just not sing this one anymore.

Leave it in the past, maybe,

or come up with

different language or a different verse.

Jay Sarge, I want to do a remix on that song with you.

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A New Jersey teacher has resigned after assigning an 11-year-old pupil a project in which he held held Nazi genocidal maniac Adolf Hitler's accomplishments.

This teacher agreed to quit after the education officials blamed misguided instruction for the offensive and inappropriate project.

The female fifth grader, who I guess was assigned this project, even dressed as Hitler and produced a handwritten essay detailing his apparent accomplishments, one displayed for weeks in a hallway along with his photo.

How the fuck does this happen?

Yeah, you're like, yeah,

how does this happen for weeks?

How does someone not

immediately put the kibosh on this when she steps one foot on the school grounds in her Hitler outfit?

So

there's the photo.

Well, and then here's the little passage next to it.

My greatest accomplishment was uniting a great mass of German and Austrian people behind me.

Anti-Semitism drove me to kill more than six million Jews.

Now, you can't really argue with either of them.

They're both facts.

Can you?

You can, like, why on earth is this teacher giving this subject to...

Oh, no, no, I mean, you can't really argue with either of those facts i think those are both facts you can argue definitely argue with like well what nobody needs to know these facts everybody knows everybody knows

but to dress like hitler i was like wow that like

what about the parents it's still yeah like how

what about the parents uh like when you get you get your daughter ready for school And she comes out of the, out of her room dressed like him.

Little mustache and shit.

Yeah,

how do you take her to school?

I don't know.

Maybe she did it.

Maybe she got dressed at school.

Okay.

And my thing, too, would be like, look, I got to fire you, not because you did anything really that offensive.

Like, you're just an idiot.

I'd just be like, you're so stupid.

I can't have you around these kids.

Although, then it continued to say, I was pretty great, wasn't I?

I was very popular, and many people followed me until I died.

Does that, you know, that girl.

That's the one thing you can argue with him being pretty great.

That girl is going to be,

she's probably in need of some therapy, probably.

If not,

you know, leading up to this, but now, you know, the aftermath of this and all that, you know, this is going to really probably fuck her up for a while, getting her teacher fired.

Yeah.

Unless she did it on purpose.

It's like, all right, I'll teach you, bitch.

You know, like,

I'll come to class like this, and that, and it'll be like,

everybody knows in the world today that it's going to cause a fucking firestorm on social media.

How old is she?

11.

11.

Yeah, I know some pretty crafty 11-year-olds.

School superintendent Shawna DeMarco later conceded that the curriculum and learning standards were not appropriately implemented and the girl was getting misguided instruction from the teacher.

This has had a devastating impact on the student involved and their family who have been thrown into turmoil through no fault of their own.

Just like you said, Walt.

There's a little fault.

There's a lot of fault the family.

Well, the girl should, I mean, even at 11.

Okay, Alicia comes home.

Right.

10 years later.

What's that?

Alicia comes home.

She says, I need your help.

I want to go to Michael's and the rag shop,

and I need you to help me make a Hitler costume.

I'd be like,

what?

There's not a chance on the planet that we go through with it.

There's not a chance on the planet.

What is your movement at that, though?

I'm curious.

Like, if she's still in school and she's like, hey, here's my project.

Here's my

because I'd be like, what is the curriculum?

Oh, I want to know.

Yeah, I'd be like, you can never dress like this.

Ever.

There is no time or place for this, unless you're in a movie, unless you're in, like, who's that dude that made,

what's that dude who made

pulp fiction?

Oh, Tarantino.

Yeah, unless you're in a Tarantino flick.

Right.

You never get in a Nazi uniform.

Yeah.

Ever.

That's pretty solid advice.

You're just like, it's weird because

I feel like I like to

think that I would push boundaries in certain areas and shit.

But

dressing up like Hitler, it's like it's well documented that it does not work out for people.

If you're dressing like Hitler, it doesn't work out for you.

If you're around somebody dressing like Hitler, it doesn't work out for you.

Q, your nephew.

Yeah.

He's like, Uncle Q, Uncle Q, I'm going to be

talking.

I want you to be a part of this school project I'm working on.

I'm going to be Hitler.

What do you tell him?

You sit him down or do you go right to the father?

What's the project?

What's the project?

I need to raid the IJ costume department.

Do you have any Hitler outfits?

You're not taking our Hitler outfits.

We need that.

We need that.

It's cool if it's comedy.

He's like, I want you to film it for me

on your phone, or I know you got a nice camera.

I'm like, you got it.

We're at my house?

I'm like, you got to go home.

You got to go home.

You got to go home.

I'm like, you got to go home.

I'm sorry.

You can't do this here.

I would call my brother and I'd be like, look,

your kids got an issue, man.

guys, you guys got to deal with this.

Did you help him dress up like Hitler, Brian?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, stay off Facebook.

Well, he wants an A, Q, he wants an A.

Yeah.

He wants an A.

But what's the project?

But what's the project?

It's like a visual presentation on the life of Adolf Hitler.

Like, first, he starts off as a painter.

Yeah.

Then it's then he

rises to

the ultimate ruler, the be-all, end-all.

And then

your nephew also shows

through some

crude pyrotechnics, how one of the testicles is blown off.

Right.

Just like a sparkler.

You get Chuck and Victor to film it.

I guess, I mean, if, I mean, that sounds like I could have missed that.

He knows you have the money to get an authentic Nazi outfit, too.

But

he's not going to sugarcoat it.

It's just

a true representation of the man's life in five minutes.

I'll be like, but why do you want to change all these costumes?

I'm like, what are you doing?

I wish people could see Q's face right now.

Like, as you're saying it, you know, just like,

he's like deciding how to deal with this.

He starts out like, you know, like as a painter, and then he's not into his full regalia.

Yeah.

You know, it's kind of getting that.

How's he acting when he's in the Hitler costume?

Oh, yeah.

He's doing all the mannerisms.

He loves the fucking high step.

He's got all the Jewish kids power in him.

He's fucking saluting left and right.

You're pulling down the shades like a madman

from window to window.

Oh my god, I wouldn't know what to do.

No, I can't.

I can't help with this, buddy.

What would be funny if he's that into it?

It's like you've never seen this kind of enthusiasm from the kid in any other aspect.

No, I'm like, this is crazy.

Where did you learn all this shit?

Yeah,

I would be like, you can't do this, buddy.

Certainly, not with me involved, but you shouldn't do it.

It's just because of bad taste, right?

Like I said, it is 100% accurate.

He doesn't go down the path like this child did and say there's anything great.

It's all the fucking horror and

monstrous shit he did.

And he's going to bring in, like, he's going to ask you to lie down and represent, you know, the 500 million that he killed.

He even has a little fake sign sign on the capsule.

It's all done, like I said, but it's all accurate.

Yeah, he's got swastikas and everything like on his arm.

No, I meant all the information he's he's parlaying or relaying to the camera.

Yeah, it's all horrific shit.

Never fucking makes it like he's into it, but

it, you know, I mean, Hollywood does it every day.

I know, but I'd be like, somebody's going to take a picture of this, and then you're going to be going for a job, and they're going to search your name, and this is going to come up.

Exactly.

And and that's the way the world is today.

It's like, you did this when you were 11, you're canceled.

In this case, I would want to know if the 20-year-old in front of me, like

10 years ago, had a Hitler obsession,

even if it's Burger King, I would be like, I don't know if you're right for this job.

Yeah, but like, parents out there listening,

yeah, if your kid ever gets an an assignment like this,

demand he get another

historical

Amelia Earhart.

Yeah, or Neil Armstrong.

Oh, yeah.

You could even get Genghis Khan, and it still wouldn't be as bad.

Like, there's literally no worse choice.

Yeah.

There's a lady in England.

Now, you would think that this is...

This is just the way it is.

But this woman, I'll show you the picture, Walt.

Okay.

She's an older woman.

She's like 50.

I don't know if you can see, Q.

No, not really.

Oh, wait, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

So she has been given

the edict that she is not allowed to urinate or defecate in any outdoor open space anymore.

Anymore.

The reason is she's been

poo-bombing her neighbor's property for 25 years.

Now she's 50, like I said.

So for half her life.

Yeah, she's been doing this quite some time.

For half her life.

And nobody knew it until she just got caught recently?

Oh,

she has a lengthy rap sheet of 15 convictions stretching from 1996 to 2018, including incidents of antisocial behavior, harassment, public disorder offenses.

And she's also accused of repeatedly making nuisance emergency calls.

So you guys call 911 for like, you know, hey, my fries are cold.

The order bans her from engaging in certain behaviors, including urinating and defecating outside, possessing booze in an open container, and using abusive language.

Now, aside from the abusive language, doesn't that apply for everybody?

It does, right?

Yeah.

Who has the right to do any of those things out in public?

But since she does it so much, is it more of like if somebody was like, hey, you can't shit in an open space, I'd be like, all right.

But for her, it's a big thing.

You know, for her, it's a total, like, she's been doing it for 25 years.

It's a total change of lifestyle.

Terrorizing her neighbor.

Terrorizing Terrorizing her neighbor.

And then you see, like, when you see these stories, you would just see, like, you would just see the headline, neighbor kills,

you know, poo bombs over dispute.

Right, right.

You could see, though, how that could, like, you know, could drive someone to be like, I can't take it no more.

Dude, there are times when my neighbor's dog barks long enough that I'm like, I'm going to fucking burn their fucking house down.

Like, stop that fucking dog from barking.

Those are amongst the fucking most inconsiderate motherfuckers.

Like, I like dogs.

I just don't like dogs barking nonstop for fucking hours.

It's insanity.

My wife, yeah, that's one of her things, too, because we do have a neighbor that dog barks.

And my wife is like super vigilant about if Cooper or Sox go out there and bark.

She's like, she runs out there

as if they're tearing a child apart, my dogs, but they're just barking.

And to me, that dog next door could bark from sun up to sundown.

I just have this ability.

Like, I don't hear it.

Tune it out, huh?

Yeah, I tune it out.

I know, I guess that's how I could put up with Giddam for six hours a day.

You actually hear a dog barking instead.

Yeah, it's weird, though.

Like, yeah, when she goes, I can't take that dog barking.

And I was like, oh, yeah, I did.

Yeah, he is barking, huh?

I don't hear it.

Yeah.

It's a gift or a curse.

I don't know.

No, it's definitely a gift because it drives me out of my fucking mind.

And

these neighbors, it's just like, they just don't care.

And it's not like, like, we don't live where, say, Q lives, where there's a lot of space, you know, in between you and the next house.

Right.

How much space is it between you and your neighbor, Q?

I mean, it doesn't feel like that much.

I was going to say, do you feel like you can't connect then with your neighbor and you don't get that bond that like neighbors share, like where you like you're super close?

Because if you were a little bit closer, would it help

a relationship?

No, I have a pretty good relationship with my neighbors, actually.

I feel like you don't really talk to your neighbors, right?

My wife does.

She does.

She has their phone numbers.

They text once in a while back and forth.

I don't text her.

Your dog is barking.

Just like weird shit, you know, about garbage pickup or

just like even crazy, like old school shit.

Like, you don't happen to have a half a cup of sugar, do you?

Get out of here, real?

Yeah, even stuff like that comes through an attack.

It doesn't get more Americana than that, man.

That's right.

I made it a point to

get to know my neighbors that are around me.

Yeah, they have your number, they text you, right?

Yeah, they text me.

I go over for drinks, they'll come over, hang out in the army.

Oh, so they've been in the house?

Yeah.

Okay, that's the

test.

If they're actually invited in, my neighbors haven't been.

My neighbors have, as much as I think that we're kind of close,

you got me beat.

Yeah, my neighbors and myself have never been in each other's house, though.

They wouldn't even make it through the door before Walt's like, oh, sure, it's hot outside.

I tried.

I really tried.

I watched the episode of IJ last night.

I heard my name mentioned.

Oh, wait.

It was the, which bit was it?

It was

you were having somebody have to step in.

I guess he was a temp.

Oh, that's right.

Yes, yes, yes.

For the

blenders or something like that.

Yeah.

Whiskey blenders or martini blenders or something.

Yeah, Flanagan brand.

No, no, you just called the guy my name.

Oh, hold on one second.

Sorry.

Did I lose you guys?

No,

okay.

All right.

Sorry.

I thought I lost you.

Oh, so the name I gave the guy was Walt Flanagan.

Well, Murr did.

Murr did.

Murr gave it.

Okay, now.

I almost swallowed my tongue.

Yeah.

Well, you know, you got a great name, and

I wanted them to use it.

I wanted to record it, but I was watching it at the 1231, so I couldn't record it.

I have to wait for it when it comes back on again because you cannot believe the anticipation when I sit down with my girls.

Oh, yeah, did they see it?

And I'd be like, I want you to watch something, and I want you to apologize after you see it.

Yeah, what we do for faces.

What we do is we have a list of friends' names that we put in the hopper to use, and I guess yours finally came up.

Oh, finally.

Yeah, it's been in the hopper for a while.

Yeah.

So

whose name is still in the hopper that hasn't been called yet?

Well, you know what happens?

We started, like Danny Passman, our lawyer, we just use him this season for the first time.

You know, you don't want to just.

What about Chris?

Chris Ledondo?

I mean, I know it would mean the world to him.

I could do that.

Any recognition of

life,

his existence.

I saw the text are tweeting in response to people being, I heard your name on IJ.

And he was like, still no mention on IJ.

He can't celebrate you.

Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, you want me to get, I'll have them send the link to the episode to you.

Why can't Chris Ledondo just light a candle rather than curse the darkness?

Tell him, Steve Dave?

Go on.

I don't know.

I didn't understand that.

It wasn't as good as the previous one about the

weather joke.

I'm going to cut all that IJ shit out anyway.

Tell him, Steve Dave.

Hey, real quickly, I just want to tell everyone that we are not going to have a show next week because Q and I are we're going south.

We're doing a little traveling.

South of the border, huh?

South of the border.

No.

Whoa.

Well, I guess technically, yeah, it would be south of the border.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're going to be south of America?

We're doing a little man trip.

We're doing a little

dude trip.

Me, Brian, and our friend Jiggy.

You remember Jiggy?

I remember.

A little man trip.

What does that entail?

Just being men.

Just being men.

Okay.

Is that some?

I mean, I don't know.

Does that mean the one that I went on?

Would that be a man trip too?

No, I guess it couldn't be because there was ladies on the trip, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

So it's, is it bawdy or naughty?

It's probably neither.

Yeah.

By that, you mean boring?

And all the chatting about it, nobody has brought up bawdy nor naughty stuff.

It's more like peace and quiet and fucking.

Yeah.

It's going to be, it's probably going to be 110 degrees.

Yeah.

People are going to be like,

it's too hot to be body.

I've got to wait till the sun goes down.

What's the big thing, though, that you're going to do?

Like, is there some sort of, is there

some sort of thing you want to see?

Because can you go anywhere, Q, without being fear of being mobbed?

Yeah, I can do that.

Do you sightsee when you want a trip, or is it more like, I just want to relax and buy a pool and drink and just like max out?

It's a mix of both.

It's like, normally these days I just relax, but I can, I have my secret ways to not get noticed as much and stuff like that.

He wears a burden again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But

yeah,

it's going to be good.

Okay.

So, no, no episode next week.

No episode next week, just so everybody knows.

Have fun.

Thanks.