#445: Overkill: Kissing The Prussian Devil

Time Steve Dave presents Infer Kenford Character with encounters in the Assistant Company of Kind

with Brian Green,

Roger Flanagan, and Ben Jackson.

This week's episode.

Hello and welcome to Tell'em Steve Dave presents Overkill.

This is where we look into some supernatural type stuff.

And Q eats potato chips, I guess.

He's rustling around over there.

But before we talk about anything in that realm, we're going to talk about reality just a little bit.

Not too much, because I'm sure you've heard a lot about it.

The protests and the riots and all the stuff that's been going on the past week where people have...

I know they've asked you, Q, I don't know about you, Walt, but even I was

being

hectored into making a statement on Twitter, which I

did not, because the people that I want to talk to are the people listening right now, and I don't think it's fair to demand that someone encapsulate their thoughts into 144 characters, or however many characters there are.

The people I want to talk to are listening right now.

So,

you boys,

these are not good times.

No, that's an understatement, probably.

No, No, this is this is.

I mean,

we're, I, I, I,

we're, we're, we're in a,

I cannot believe there's this many things going on at once.

I, I, I don't know how, I don't know how the human mind is is

capable of processing everything that's going on right now.

It's fucking crazy.

Is COVID still out there?

Because you would not know right now.

Oh, I'm acting like it's still out there.

Yeah.

Oh, we know.

there are some podcasters who are men

i i i understand you guys have been getting you know do getting together to do things and uh and and i and i want to be i want to be doing them but like i can't i i i'm so fucking terrified of covid still

what if we were to me and bribe were to were to chip in and buy you a bubble like john travolta when voy in the plastic bubble would you uh come down and uh you know we had a picnic and you know, that would be awesome to have just if you were in the bubble the whole time.

In the bubble air conditioning?

No,

no, but it's but it's safe.

You might have heat stroke by the time the picnic was over.

You guys don't understand.

I, I, my, I, I, I, you know, I, there's a lot in my personal life I don't talk about anywhere, right?

You guys know that.

Um, and I have some,

you know, immune-compromised people in my my life that I that I

need to take care of if I need to take care of them.

Are you talking about Mr.

Whiskers?

No, he's oh dude, he had another seizure this week.

Dude, I'm gonna start crying.

I am gonna start crying right now.

He's he had it, he had another seizure fucking two nights ago, and it's I haven't slept since then.

Like, it's it's not great.

These are the things I don't want to talk about.

So, it's like, I alright, so, but, like, I can't, so no, I'm not talking about Mr.

Whiskers,

And I can't do it.

Like, I can't, I, I'm, I want to, guys, but I can't come.

You see Ming, and there's nothing wrong with whatever's Ming doing, and you see Getam, whatever

Getham's doing, they're out and about, man.

They're out and about, you know?

And it's like, I can't trust them and every person they're out and about with to not get sick and bring it back to me.

Am I a pussy?

Fine, I'm a fucking pussy.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I'm a pussy.

He's filibustering to tell us something we already knew.

Right.

So.

So anyway,

the riots clearly.

I mean, look,

another thing is this guy, like, what is it exactly that you think I'm going to say?

Do you think I'm not going to say what happened to George Floyd was fucking horrific?

And I wished it never happened.

It's like, do you expect me to say anything different than that?

Because that's how I and I would say any person I've spoken to so far feels.

That they're like, that's extremely extremely brutal to watch.

It's just difficult to watch.

It's a snuff film.

It's a snuff film.

And the problem is, though, there are people, I think maybe what they're doing, Brian, is to be like, is to just be like, because there are people who are like, fuck them.

You know what I mean?

There are people who, so it's like, I guess they want to make sure you're not one of those people, which I don't know.

You know,

I don't mind people knowing that I'm not one of those people, you know?

Yeah, I guess so.

But I know the people who are like fuck'em is because he was committing whatever crime he was committing.

And at a certain point in his life,

he had a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach for drugs.

Like he had a criminal background.

But I think the point being missed there is that it's not really about him.

No, right?

It's about

everyone who gets treated like that.

You look at the amount of fucking complaints that those fucking cop that that cop had against him and you're like, how the and it's like you look at it and you're like, Well, all right, so don't tell me there's not a problem afoot, right?

Like, that guy had so many fucking issues.

Um,

I don't know, man.

It's it's for me, it's it's just been

it's been fucking crazy.

I for me, like, like for me, I'm fine, but you know what I mean?

Like, I, I, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I don't want to talk about myself in it.

I, I feel like for me, it's just, I don't know what to do.

I don't know what the fuck to do.

So, I made a statement and I started donating money, you know what I mean,

to organizations.

And I don't know what to do.

And it's like,

that's not the biggest tragedy in the world.

So I don't want to come in here and talk about how I don't know what to do.

Like, you know what I mean?

It's like, nobody does.

Like, no one really knows what to do.

So I don't think it's expected of you.

I think what's expected of you is exactly what you said.

It's like you come out and you're like, hey, I'm not one of these people who feels he deserved it in any way, shape, or form.

You know, I guess maybe that's what, like, like, some of the, one of the, one of the very few people on Twitter who was trying to call me to the carpet was like, you know, you go after liberals.

You know, why don't you ever go after conservatives for being so evil?

It's like, I don't go after liberals.

It just so happens that it's PC shit I don't like.

I have no problem with liberals.

In fact, I consider myself fairly liberal with a lot of shit.

Yeah.

So it's not liberals that I hate.

It's the far left that I can't stand and the PC bullshit.

So let's make the very fine distinction right there, you know?

Yeah,

I guess I don't know.

But I was thinking about like Tellum Steve Dave and like, because our show

can't change to a certain degree, right?

Because like, we, we, we get on Tellum Steve Dave and we talk, we, we talk stupid shit about absolutely fucking everything, right?

Um, we take positions we don't believe.

Like, well, you said it once on the show where you're like, look, everybody's scrambling for in a position so we could all argue with each other.

You know what I mean?

And, and to me, like, that's my favorite part of the show where it's just like Walt will fucking rage for a half hour about something that he doesn't care about just to fucking tune us up and shit like that.

And

to me, that's fun and legit comedy.

You're not going to see me do that today, though.

But this is my point.

But there's a lot of stuff that we should do that with, right?

Like,

there's non-important stuff in the world that we could do.

I think for me, it's just like sometimes

not even that we've been wrong in what we've said, but it's just like we have taken that same attitude about like

I guess like important topics

and stuff like that.

Meteor issues.

Thank you, Walt.

And it's just like, I and I think that maybe I'm just at the point where it's just like,

maybe we just shouldn't do that anymore.

And I know that fans have been saying this.

I know that fucking fans have been saying, like, would you guys stop fucking talking about this shit?

We and just talk about like comics and fucking French bulldogs and shit like that.

And I'm up for that.

Yeah.

And I'm like,

like, I love that we just take stupid positions about shit, but I just don't know that if I want to loop in important decisions,

important shit anymore into it.

Well, if I can be, if I could say something

off of what you just said right there is that like I feel like

the content on the on the Tom C.

Dave Patreon

is the content that you're talking about, like that I like I have kind of tried to steer it into total fluff.

It's almost black and white.

It's so old and sucking.

And I have been re and I have really really

not tried to have a heavy hand on telling Steve like you know and trying to steer those things because

you guys I've always felt like you guys want to talk about what you guys want to talk about.

I'm not going to be like come in and be like, well, this is like, let's do this or let's do that.

Like I've done that more so on the Patreon content because you you come down, you're all

stressed out about, you know, about your life, you know, with you being, you know, an IJ, all the things you got to do.

I don't want to be like, I just want you to have comfort in what you want to talk about.

But if you're saying, hey, let's go total fluff, I can do that.

Yeah.

I think so.

I think so, because

even what I said online when I was like, look, man, like...

I can't add to this conversation meaningfully because I wasn't like,

I'm fucking

all this pain and shit that all that's being expressed right now like I knew it was there I didn't fucking I like I just think that I that maybe I wasn't

fucking

I just don't think I should be talking about stupid shit anymore I bet real shit anymore in the same tone that I do even if I got it right a bunch of times I just think that maybe like the things that I can do aside from donating aside from looking at myself and my is to just be like even with IJ I'm like I don't fucking think we sh we should look at some of the jokes, and it's fucking Impractical Jokers, which is crafted to be the most broad comedy fucking possible.

And I'm like, all right, part of my job is going to have to be looking at that and being like, all right, well, what works and what doesn't work in this new

headspace that I'm in.

I don't know if that's necessarily true that you have to do all these things.

I don't think this is what these people are looking for.

Like, I think what black people are looking for is like, can you stop?

Like, just fucking treat us like you would treat anyone else.

Like, if we get stopped in a traffic stop, I shouldn't have to be like, is somebody going to fucking shoot me for the most minor infraction?

Is somebody going to kneel on my neck?

I don't, I don't think, I mean, from the people that I've spoken to, I don't think anyone's like, hey, we don't want you to stop fucking joking around or like, we don't want all these things to change.

I agree with you.

I don't think that the people who are being, you know, having their rights trampled upon are looking for that.

But there's a certain segment of our audience, though, that, you know, I think doesn't want to hear us weigh in on on

heavier stuff I don't know where they are I'm just saying but you know that that's that there is a yeah you're right that the

that the people who are really affected by this are asking for what you are saying right there but like there is but you know you can't deny that there's a certain segment of

especially online that is

Yeah, demanding a certain type of

entertainment and that I'm supposed to provide for free.

Now they're going to dictate what I do and say that's not going to happen because that's not the

but that I guess I'm surprisingly, I'm not explaining myself well.

It's not, it's,

I just don't want to fucking talk about shit that I got no fucking, that I don't really know what I'm talking about.

Well, a situation like this, I couldn't agree more.

That's why I'm like, really?

You need a middle-aged white guy to weigh in on this.

Like,

the type of person that everyone seems to hate most, why the fuck would you care what my opinion is in the first place

like why would you care i think a lot of our listeners care though though they probably want to have like yeah they care but don't they know where i mean as a show and as individuals like don't they know where our heart is like don't you know if you're listening to this show and have been a listener for some time how could you not know that we would be aghast and horrified just like everyone else in the country to see something like that And to

watch these riots and watch all this shit.

Like, look, I'm all for watching the world burn.

I'm not even upset about about the property damage and the corporate shit or the government shit.

You want to take down all that crap and destroy it to make a fucking point, to put the finest point possible on it?

Go right ahead.

It's the mom and pop shit that I'm like, stay away from it.

Don't ruin people's businesses that they worked their whole life for because you feel marginalized.

And I'm not even talking about black people.

There's plenty of fucking white people that I see running around breaking.

Oh, I saw the funniest video.

There's these two like bro types who are up in an apartment you know like a couple floors up and they have a big a couple big windows and they uh and they're looking out onto the street and people are marching by and then they have a beer pong table set up and i guess they've been playing beer pong and one of the guys they're like college-age they he goes to take a selfie and he's like given a thumb thumbs up and you can kind of see the marchers the protesters out in the background and i guess somebody's like fuck this guy and he throws a rock through his window then the noise and the shattering glass is amazing It's like,

and the guy goes, whoa, whoa.

He's like, we're on your side.

And the response is a rock through the second window.

Dude, I was dying laughing.

This fucking idiot taking selfies.

Oh, it's so funny.

But when I, initially, though,

when the protests started and the rioting started,

My thoughts were initially, but it's come around to change though, is that I felt like

you can have the peaceful protests, and that's kind of like someone coming up to you and grabbing you by the lapels and being like, listen to me.

But then when you start rioting, that's almost like screaming in someone's face and you're like, you got to listen to me now.

So it's understandable that that would fall out of that or that would come out of that.

But now you're starting to see, now I'm like starting to change that, like maybe that, like that would be, that's going to make an immediate impact.

I think on the people who are going to start having to put changes in effect.

Right.

But now coming around when you see all these protests that are not having riots lately all over the world, like you said, like you mentioned, that Philly thing, that maybe I was wrong to think that

a riot is going to immediately have

super quick, swift action by the powers that be.

I thought that initially, but now you're just seeing that so many people out there.

It may just be as powerful as a riot, though.

Oh, I think it's got to be because at the end of the day,

right?

The sheer number of people is the sheer number of people.

It can't be ignored.

I don't agree.

I hear what you're saying about.

I'll never agree with the

looting.

No, no, I'm not like, but you have, I'm just saying, either, either, wherever you fall on how, on, on the riots, whether you agree or disagree, there's no denying, though, that it's it's it's going to force quicker, swifter response for change.

It's an effective tool.

And

it's not coming from nowhere.

Yeah, yes, yes.

And it's coming from a place of...

These are the people who are powerless only have two options: peaceful protest or riot.

And it's like when somebody.

Or both, in this case.

It's like when somebody fucks up your DoorDash, and then enough times you've been good about it, and then you have to go down and kick a door in or two.

Your whole life is a riot.

Yeah, it really, it really has put me in a place where I'm just like,

yeah, I'm with you while I'm just like, I.

And if, and if you, and if, like, if we as a society

want this to not happen anymore,

then action has to be taken.

I keep pounding that table.

I don't want to pound that.

But, like, you know, like, action has to be taken.

I mean, there's like, you can't, it can't be lip service now.

You got to, you got to follow through.

And our leaders on both sides have failed these communities for generations.

both sides.

And now, I mean,

they have to do things that

clearly make an impact immediately, I think, or else this will continue to happen.

And nobody wants to see all this pain and suffering.

Because it's not just like, when you say the riots, it's not just like.

a monetary damage.

People are getting hurt and dying, though, in the riots.

I mean, so it's not like as if a riot, it doesn't come with some heavy, heavy

outcome.

Repercussions.

Yeah, repercussions.

So,

I mean, I don't know.

I mean, if this doesn't

change it, then I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what to say.

Q, do you feel that if it hasn't happened already with the COVID stuff and then these huge protests and riots,

is this the final nail in the coffin for American exceptionalism?

I feel that,

look,

you look at a lot of the places in the rest of the world

and they still need the United States help, right?

Right.

Like, there's a lot of worlds out there.

There are a lot of countries out there.

Like, we, we,

even I, and you know, since day one, like, I've been thinking about like a couple of things over the years that we've said on telemc days.

And, well, remember once you asked me when I've ever been ashamed to be American, and I was like, never.

One of the things,

and that's always how I felt.

And it's just like, and I'm not ashamed to be an American today, but like, it is that thing where you're just like, these fucking people are Americans.

It's like,

so something's not right here, but it's just like, we, we need America to be the guiding light in the world.

We need it.

We need it.

And we, and fucking China retweeting I can't breathe in quotes to us on their official like Twitter thing.

China's like, China.

I'm like, that's where we're at.

I'm like, fucking China is taking legitimate pot shots at our morality.

And you're like, holy fuck, like, they just landed a good one.

You're like, we can't,

we've definitely, like, something's got to change.

I don't know what it is.

I mean, I know what it is, but I don't know what, I don't know how to get there.

I don't know what to do.

One of the things, though, too, is like, I mean, there's two issues, though, that have to be resolved.

One is

how

law enforcement polices in communities.

And the other is getting these communities out of poverty.

And this has been said, though, like I said, for decades, decades, and nothing has changed.

And it's going to be, and it's,

obviously, tell them Steve doesn't, tell them Steve Dave doesn't have the answer for how do you raise these communities out of poverty.

But

now coming out of a pandemic, it's like, how do you do this?

How do you start making the changes in terms of

income and poverty?

Like, yeah, there's a lot of problems going to be that have to be resolved and resolved rather quickly.

Well, the other thing that goes on is the deep distrust between those communities and the police, right?

So it's like these, you know, snitches get stitches and shit, and nobody wants to talk to the cops.

And understandably so, because it's like, oh, Bride talked to the cops the other day, and now, you know, so-and-so is arrested.

I'm a snitch.

I'm going to get a stitch.

That's no fun.

Right.

Well, I'm sure the same thing is going on on the police side of the equation, where you had that guy push that old man down in Buffalo and then they all and then the whole team

got off the team.

It's the same thing.

And you're just like,

I don't know how that could happen, though.

How could that young cop push that old man like that?

I can't think of a single fucking reason why you would push an old man down like that and break his head.

And

when we look at this, dude, a pool of blood immediately

within seconds, his head surrounded in blood it's what was the reasoning they gave they said they lied and said he tripped oh really yeah the police initially said that he tripped why does everyone there's a billion cell phone cameras out there like why would you lie and it's a march

right wasn't it a march i thought i read that over it didn't look like a march looked like the old man was just by himself at it like by himself and confronting uh like 30 cops right

okay yeah it seemed like they were trying to walk past him i i don't know yeah i don't know no excuse That's the shit that has to be eliminated today,

and you shouldn't see that shit no more.

But you can understand why, like, let's say

even black people right now are like, hey, you know what?

I think we got our point across.

Now with these riots and protests, like people are going to stand up and take notice.

And they should be dissuaded from that by...

Seeing cops as the protests are going on getting suspended, getting fired, all this.

It's like they can't even control control themselves.

And I don't want to come off anti-cop because obviously we're good friends with Troy, and not all cops are bad.

That's a ridiculous notion, but it does seem that it attracts a certain mentality sometimes, like a bully mentality.

You know?

I'm still looking for this video.

I haven't

the but it like

but the things that happen, though, you're it's going to take

time, though, to weed, to weed out or to like

reprogram, though, I think, you know, the way that like

cops come across that old man, though, like that should never happen.

And God forbid if it happened, I mean

how on earth can you conduct yourself as a police officer, conduct yourself that way in the light of what happened?

Why would you do that?

I dude, I don't know.

And I thought the greatest point that I saw, because I've been watching, which I never fucking do.

I have been like, I'm actually too stressed out because I all I'm doing is what is watching the news and reading and reading the news and trying to read websites that I don't normally read you know what I mean to try and get prospepsis and and the smartest thing I saw about them yeah

about them put about that video clip with that old man was just like okay

all right they're they're fucking doing that to an old white man on video

What the fuck do you think they're doing to people off of video?

You know what I mean?

It's just like, it is.

And again,

and I know, and it's just like, if it's controversial to say, it's just like, then it, then so be it, I guess.

But it's just like, I know a lot of great cops.

You know what I mean?

I know a lot of cops that care.

I do.

So they're not saying, when they're saying like cops are bad, it's like, I don't, they're not, I'm sure nobody's saying the individual, every single individual cops are bad.

And if they are saying that, look, I can't go that far.

I just can't.

But I think what they're saying is like the system that's in place now really needs to fucking be looked at and worked over.

And it's just like, to me, I'm just like, okay, if that's the message, then who would it be?

I don't understand anybody.

It's why I'm not like on Twitter.

I'm just like, I post something, and then for the next 24 hours, it's just people fucking fighting.

And it's just people arguing, and people coming to my defense, and people going against me.

And I'm like, this is not, this is, this is not, I don't want this.

I don't want to be, I don't want to be a part of this.

You know what I mean?

So that's, that's, I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to fucking do, guys.

I, I, I, you know, I don't, I don't know what to do anymore.

Yeah, I don't think, I think a lot of people don't know what to do, but

well, maybe there's nothing to do.

Like, what are you going to do?

I mean, what are you going to do?

I mean, if you conduct yourself like you have thus far, which is to not be a racist,

that's pretty good.

Right.

Like, you can't have every single person in the country, and I can't imagine black people would want it.

A bunch of white saviors coming around and being like, Let me help you.

Let me help you.

I know for a fact that's not.

I mean, like I said, I spoke to somebody yesterday.

I know for a fact that's not what they're looking for.

No, I so to me, the best thing I think I could do right now is listen and absorb and see what I can do going forward.

And then also, on top of that, like do what I've been doing, like funding things that I see that I think that can help.

And I've been putting money out there.

But other than that, I'm like,

I don't know.

And none of that's a negative.

I think that's a positive.

Are you patting yourself on the back?

What's going on here?

Yeah, I am.

I am.

I just, I would like some recognition.

No, I just feel like, I don't know.

I just think, like, all right, if, if, if,

I don't, I'm, I, I think,

I think I don't know what to fucking do or say, but I hope I'm on, I'm heading in the right direction for what I already felt like wasn't a bad launching pad.

And that's where I'm at.

I don't know.

I've seen,

I've been around Quinn when I'm like, I may need to take him to the hospital.

He's so inebriated.

Those are the only other times I see him this beside himself, where he's just like scattered and like, I don't know what to do.

And I can hardly even.

And you've been right.

And you've been texting me for days.

And I've been like this for days.

And it's just like.

I mean, you think I'm bad.

I can't talk to Sal without him crying.

You know what I mean?

I just believe.

Yeah, like he's so emotionally in turmoil about everything that's going on that

it's just a, it's, which is good.

You know what I mean?

Sal's a perfect example of someone who, like, if he went to the protest, somebody would probably bash his head in if they didn't know he was Sal,

not knowing that you don't have.

a stronger ally.

And as far as I, as long as I've known the guy, like, no one's more emotionally in touch than Sal.

Yeah, I don't know.

So, I don't know.

So, welcome to Overkill, I guess.

Yeah.

If this isn't haunting, I don't know what is.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

All right.

I don't even know if we've said anything of value at all here.

Of course, we haven't.

We haven't.

All we've done is ruminate over the

state of the union and what we could do, which we don't know what we could do.

Because

aside from like, here's money I mean I feel like when Target's given 10 million and this one's given 10 million it's like you know throw my 50 bucks on the pile

like it may need more

also I think it comes down to two it's like what can I do is like you've if you got to use your

your rights as an American to vote people in to office who are committed to making change rather than just fucking lip service though is that what you have to do just scare the

scare the political system into straightening out?

Yeah, because it's such a network.

It's like it seems impenetrable, right?

Yes, that's what has to be done.

It's like you've got to somehow find the people who are

legitimately going to do what needs to be done rather than the people, keep putting in people who are just like, well, I'll just say what needs to be said because it's four years.

It's now at that mark where the election time is

nearing.

So I'll start talking about these subjects.

You've got to put people in who are going to go in and truly move,

like get all the drywood out of fucking out of government.

Right.

Fucking remove it all and put all fresh,

nice wood in.

Yeah, and a dry wood is an accurate description.

I mean, these are all a bunch of old white guys who haven't been fucked in decades.

I didn't get it.

Dry wood.

Okay, I get it now.

So, I mean, yeah, so I guess the only thing thing in terms of Tell him Steve Dave is just being like,

and I don't think anybody's going to be disappointed with it,

the decision to just only talk stupid shit about

our lives, personal things that happened to us, and

maybe a couple more games on Tellum Steve Dave, maybe silly games.

Is that a wink?

Okay, all right.

Like, yeah.

No, I just, yeah, I just, I don't want to start, I don't want to stop reveling in stupid, half-baked opinions.

I don't, but

we got some of that coming up on Overkill.

Yeah, that's all I that's that's what I like doing.

It's our wheelhouse, man.

Anything else?

So that's it.

I mean, not, that's it, that's not it, but I mean, like, is you want to move on?

I think so.

Unless people want to hear me fucking stutter for another five minutes, I guess.

It's hard because these thoughts have been in my head for a fucking week.

And it's just like, you know, I'm here.

Like, I'm not, I have no outlet.

You know what I mean?

I'm talking to cats.

I don't think.

Yeah, so, so, yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess that's that.

Can I ask you one thing to go off topic about, but still about current events?

COVID.

Yeah.

Is New York, June 15th, the target date when things start to open up like New Jersey?

I think phase one starts tomorrow.

And phase one is stores open?

Yeah, I think so.

I haven't really,

I don't know.

Okay.

Yeah, because June 15th, like the stash can reopen.

Stage two

is the 15th for us?

I thought so.

Yeah, that's what someone told me.

That's what Mike said.

That like June 15th, we can open.

We're going to all have to wear masks and everything.

Yeah.

Oh, boy, all day.

When do you, like, I know you're, I know, like you said, you have, you have a lot of concerns and you have a lot of people around you that you don't want to infect.

But when do you, like, as time goes on, though, and like, as the, as we move more into everything opening up, though, and there still doesn't seem to be a vaccine

anywhere, I mean, they say they're getting close, but

there is no real date or target when it's going to be available.

Like, how much pressure will you put on yourself to be like, all right, well, I got to start, you know, maybe going out?

Yeah, I think we were getting to that point.

I think for me,

we were getting to that point.

Like, look before all this stuff happening with the with the with the

the riots i mean the the protesting and the not even the riots the protesting and stuff like that like i think we were headed to a place where the where i felt comfortable but now

i if you turn on the news nobody's even fucking talking about covet it's all about this and if they do mention it they're all just gonna they're all what they're saying is just like these protests are probably gonna cause more waves and stuff like that right so i i so, uh, uh,

I don't, so my answer to that is the same answer as everything else would be.

Like, I,

it's, everything's got to calm down, and, and we got to get light back on some sort of schedule where they're saying it's okay.

And, and I'm sure we got a spike coming, especially here in New York City.

I want to come down.

I, I, I want, no, I didn't mean, I wasn't meaning to put, I'm just meaning because it sounds like like you are, um, you're committed to

staying put.

I am sure.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I felt like I couldn't do it.

Like, I had to.

Hopefully,

I made the right decision.

Obviously, I won't know.

It's only time will tell.

But

I wore my mask and everything, but I didn't stay in

as exclusively as I was in the beginning, though.

I just felt I had I was going bonkers and personally, I and I know my personally that choice doesn't just affect me personally, but everybody in my house seemed to feel like

they weren't up in arms or like having a melt, like having anxiety about me going out or, you know, so we just all kind of came to the realization that I was like,

you know, let's just let's just roll and see what let's just see what happens.

Yeah, I if I I think also if I wasn't concerned about some eld some elderly people in my life that I that I'm sort of taking care of a little bit, that I would feel a little bit more relaxed.

But to me, it's just like, okay,

if it means that I got to sit in my house and write and record from afar, and

it means 100% that I'm not going to hurt them,

then

I'm still there where I'm just like, that's what I should be doing.

Yeah, and that being said, though, yeah, I haven't seen my mother-in-law or my mother, though.

I haven't gone to see them.

They're still in their little seclusion.

So I don't know when that'll ease up, though, for them, though, either, though.

That seems to be.

Well, can you...

I mean, so on the 15th, is it like?

I mean, anybody can go out now anyway.

But like on the 15th,

will your mom go out?

I don't.

Well, she's been going to stores and stuff, but I'm talking about on the 15th, it feels like 15th is like, okay, you can get a haircut.

22nd, it says here.

Oh, 22nd for haircut.

Okay, yeah, you're right.

All right, but like the stash can open and all the stores like the stash can open.

Big stores in the mall can open, but not like little stores.

Like if you have an if you have an outdoor entrance, you can open in the mall.

Like JCPenney or Macy's can open, but like Hot Topic is not allowed to.

Which is kind of like...

That's weird.

So Barnes and Noble can open, but

any number of stores can't.

If they don't have an outdoor exit, they can't open.

Gotcha.

Plus,

it's not even like that, Walt.

It's like people who are just, like in the thing that I had posted on Twitter where I was like, this is how I really feel.

Let me put this out.

At the end, I said, please wear a mask, just thinking about the people.

And people were just like, people were like,

fuck you.

I'm not wearing a mask.

People are like,

oh, you're sheep for the government.

Oh, you're giving up your freedoms.

And I'm just like, all I said was, please, I didn't even say wear a mask.

I was like, please wear a mask.

Please.

So those people are out there too.

You know what I mean?

I don't get those people because it's like at the beginning of this, I would have imagined if you took a poll, the whole country are like, hey, we'll reopen if

everybody is 100% committed to wearing a mask.

I thought people would be like, 99% of them would be like, definitely.

That's a small price to pay to get everything back somewhat to normal, to try to like stop.

us from going over a cliff financially, the whole nation, the whole world.

But

apparently not.

It's not enough.

It's not enough.

And I'm talking to one of my friends, and she went to her friend's family's house for a backyard barbecue where they're, you know, everybody was sort of socially distancing and stuff like that.

Which is like, whatever, that's fine.

Like, I'd be comfortable with that, like, sitting in my yard with my friend six feet away.

You know what I mean?

So, and one of the people at the party was making fun of her for still feeling kind of like how I feel.

And, like, as a joke, he was like going near her going,

yeah, that's what I was doing.

Sorry for that poor word choice.

I was like, what?

I was like, these people are out there.

That's a Staten Islander.

And I've been proud of Staten Island

with the pro there's been a lot of protests on Staten Island.

Al Shaupton was here.

There's been no pro, you know, there's been no

civil unrest.

It's been like legit, peaceful, here-o-voice protests.

I've been proud of Staten Island, but it's just like that guy that I just discussed lives on Staten Island.

So he's here

somewhere.

The guy that thinks it's now funny to cough on people.

And I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't.

What if Ming was around that guy and he coughed on Ming and Ming was like,

you know, instead of being like, get the fuck away from me.

You know what I mean?

I don't know.

I don't know.

So that's why I'm just like, I can't go to a backyard barbecue with Ming right now.

I just, and I use Ming as an example.

Yeah.

I'm not targeting Ming.

Yeah.

Like, I'm sure Ming is taking all the precautions

that he should and would, but is everybody around him?

I don't know.

Yeah, you know, you're, you're, you have legitimate.

No, I mean, we're just busting your chops.

I mean, I always totally respect anybody who is like, no, I am not comfortable coming.

Because, I mean, everybody knows what we're talking about.

We filmed something that's going to come out in July on Patreon,

a backyard barbecue slash picnic Olympics where we played a whole bunch of games.

And

we were all outside.

We were all outside.

We didn't wear masks on my backyard, but, you know.

It was breezy.

You know,

time will only tell, though.

Nobody knows if that was a bad move or not.

Well, how do you get it?

I'm still not sure how you get it.

Is it airborne?

Yeah.

It is airborne.

Yeah, it's airborne.

Okay, the last thing I heard was that it's not airborne.

What the fuck?

When's the last time you watched the news?

I have hardly seen any riots.

That's been documented for months.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

How long do you deal with the mask, though?

At what point are you like, look, I just, I'm not wearing it anymore?

I think you're going to be forced to wear.

I don't think stores are going to let you in without wearing a mask.

So if you want to go into a store, you better fucking put your mask on.

If you don't want to wear it walking around outside, I don't think that people are going to i don't think the police will enforce it like they do in other countries but if you want to go to an establishment i think you're going to have to wear the mask and rightfully so it's a small price to pay depends on how long you're shopping then it's a then it's a big price then it's a big price

get a good get yourself a good mask with the uh with the air filters so you can like so you have uh so if you were just wearing like a like an old sock That's normally what I go out in.

I pull a sock over my head with two eye holes cut out.

Well, then you need to invest in a better quality of mask then.

Is there one coming on Patreon I can grab?

No.

No, no.

I'll tell you what right now,

if I wear a mask and sunglasses and a hat and I walk around and I don't have to take fucking 10 selfies, like I'll fucking wear that mask till I'm seven.

Well, it's really poor form mask for a selfie these days.

I mean, that would be fucking insane, right?

Like,

yeah, I haven't run into that in the times that I I have gone out.

You mean in your house?

Yeah, I mean, I've had to go to the store and I had to go to the doctor's office a couple of times for some other thing I'm dealing with now, but like, it

nobody's been like, yo, bro, how about that video?

Shout out.

I think people are getting it.

You know, I think people understand

it.

All right.

So, yeah, let's talk about some creepy stuff where we run out of time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Who wants to go?

I have.

I'm wondering why some of these cryptids haven't caught traction, Walt.

Oh, I like this topic, cryptids.

From the co-creator of Cryptozoic Man, you would be considered an expert on cryptids just based upon that one credit.

I should be.

I did a lot of reading about cryptids.

A whole lot.

You would be like the world's foremost expert on cryptids just upon that credit on Cryptozoic oak man like you would think that like okay

like discovery challenge yeah they should be yeah you should be a talking head in a documentary i know i've been on tv before i have experience why does no one look to me why am i not tapped

uh you have some that are called like um

okay here's one in ohio his name is grassman giant hominid called the grass man he has three toes

A lot of cryptids have three toes.

Three toes.

A lot of three toes, guys.

Wait,

more more interesting than that, okay.

Goatman.

A lover's lane type cryptid that reportedly attacks parked cars with an axe.

So

is it the that's probably just a deranged killer?

It probably is, right?

Like, where did they get goat man from?

It's just like a lot of man.

It's always monster or man.

Uh, the Oklahoma octopus.

Ooh.

What's that?

Uh, it's a, it's basically the Bigfoot of

Oklahoma, and they have a

Devoted to just the octopus.

Devoted to just the octopus, yeah.

Now, it does

it a creature that actually is seen on land or only in the water?

Maybe it's just a legitimate octopus.

It could be, again, just, let's see, Oklahoma octopus.

Oh, there's lost tapes.

There's a whole thing.

Oh, there was a special on Discovery Channel about it.

Not that I'd know because nobody fucking asked me.

A mysterious creature said to inhabit three lakes where it attacks and kills unsuspecting swimmers.

So I guess it can get up.

It's a freshwater octopus.

Now is the size of a horse.

Now what's the plural of octopus?

Octopi.

Okay, I thought it was octopuses, but

are they known to be in freshwater lakes?

I didn't think so.

I thought they were mostly.

Well, here, yeah, it says skeptics question how an octopus, an ocean creature, could survive in freshwater lakes.

But it's easy to believe that a creature would be a fearsome predator.

Okay, yeah, we know.

That part we do believe.

The giant Pacific octopus has tentacles that can boast the strength of a 200-pound man and a powerful beak that it uses to kill prey.

I really like octopuses.

They like, I mean, obviously the Beatles song, the octopus garden, like they take those trinkets and rocks and decorate their little their house and shit.

So, yeah.

And they could squirt ink, right?

I believe so.

That's one of the coolest weapons in nature, I think.

The inks?

Well, it's not a weapon,

it's a camouflage, but yeah, it's pretty dope.

Wait, they don't use it as a weapon.

I thought when something got too close, they ejaculate.

Yeah,

and then they use it to escape.

It's like a smokescreen.

I guess they, if I was, if I was an enterprising octopus, I would use it to attack as well.

So maybe.

Hey, if they're, hey, what about this?

What about some sort of, like, what if we came up with a product that could change ejaculation color?

That would be fucking...

amazing right like like orange and and like psychedelic colors like glow in the dark again people would love that right?

Like a rainbow ice.

Remember rainbow ice?

Like all those.

Like, I'm surprised they haven't

come out with that product yet.

It would revolutionize the porn industry.

We'd end up like the jerk where he got those glasses, then he got sued at the end for fucking up everyone's eyesight.

Would you take that pill?

No.

You're a guinea pig.

I'm like, I'll do it first.

It's like a

hot pink ejaculation cue.

I mean, I'm fucking sounds awesome.

Like, but

I mean, but think of the novelty of it.

Who, I don't know.

They will sterilize you, though, too, though.

Well, there's

then I'm in.

I'll take it right away.

But the, no, but okay, here's the two things: one, you're either in a committed relationship, and

how much play are you going to get, like, how much are you going to get out of that?

Are you going to be like, well, tonight's my cum's going to be green, sweetheart?

Or

you're going to spring that on a sex partner,

and have they advanced to the point where it's like Halloween, so you get a nice orange and black going.

And where, yeah, where is where's the fun in it for like past one or two times?

It's like one of those things, it's like pop rocks, it's like you know, one time and it's kind of like

we've made our money by that, yeah, but we just got to get everybody to sign a waiver who buys it, you know, like we can't be sued for testicular cancer or anything.

Yeah, we have no idea what this is going to do to you, aside from the point 100% sure what's in it.

Honestly, we don't even know where it came from.

We found it, took it, and this is what happened.

So we thought we'd sell it to other people.

Walt, I think you probably heard about these guys, the melonheads.

I've never heard of that.

Really?

No, what country is that?

I mean, what state is that from?

That's in Ohio.

A lot of these coming out of Ohio.

Really?

What is the melonhead?

The story was that there was a doctor who lived in the woods, and

somehow acquired a bunch of children, possibly from a a mental hospital, and performed experiments on them that caused their heads to become bulbous and misshapen.

One night, the children revolted and burned the doctor's house down, and now they roam the woods looking for human contact.

Is that really a cryptid?

What year would this be?

I imagine if it's this doctor getting kids from mental hospitals, like maybe the 30s.

So those kids are

well into their

if they're probably dead, yeah.

More dead, the melon heads, still wandering around looking for human contact.

Unless they had offspring.

That would be like, you know, I'm sure any offspring they had would also have melon heads since they're all kind of commingling.

It seems to be where it's coming from.

I had a rabbit hole experience a few weeks ago of families that would like interbreed, like living in these, like one was in Australia, one was up in the...

in the Ozarks.

It's like these families that are so removed from society and like you come upon them and you can't even figure out generationally generationally who belongs where because it's like dad and sisters and daughters and all these families that are like obviously fucked up.

Nobody, you know, like because of genetics, not to mention none of them have an education, you know, they're not socialized properly, any of this shit.

Yeah, so not pillars of the community?

No, I don't think so.

I don't think I like that when we were talking about, um, we were talking about doing this episode of Overkill about cryptids, and I was like, this really made me happy to read, Walt.

And I was like, I go, yeah, I was like, maybe

I'll do a deeper dive on the Prussian Kissing Devil skull.

Remember, I said to you, I'll go in and I'll see, you know, maybe I'll try the dark web, see if I can find any Prussian.

That's the only place you could find any information about the Prussian Kissing Devil skull.

And you said to me something that was great.

You were like, no, because cryptids

are legends and aren't real.

So he wouldn't fit in this.

And I was like, you're right.

He's real.

That's exactly what I wrote.

I'm pretty sure that's what you wrote.

No, let me go back and see, because I think I wrote,

let me say exactly what I said.

You can't just make something up and call it a cryptid.

Hold on, keep talking.

I'm pretty sure you like.

Those are legends, and we know the skull is real, so it has no place in this conversation.

Yeah, I think it's like once it was

once it's fact-checked.

Like if you found a Bigfoot skull,

then you know it's been fact-checked and proven that there's Bigfoot, so he's technically not encrypted anymore, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Like if you, right, exactly.

So since we know that the

Prussian kissing devil skull is real, then it's not encrypted.

I thought that was your point, Walt.

No, my point was you said, hey, what are you...

Out of the blue, you know, everything that's going on in the world, we get this tweet or text from q guys do you think the prussian kissing devil skull is a cryptid

what else is going on

we've been talking about overkill okay that was all right it just wasn't it wasn't out of nowhere

and i said um

you know you could say i see him i see him more like the hope Diamond more than a cryptid because a cryptid, you know, is like a real animal or a real creature.

And then I follow that up with,

or, you know, the Prussian kiss and skull is more like the Hope Diamond, or the story behind the skull is more like the Hope Diamond, I mean.

The story behind that.

You think I misinterpreted that?

Yeah, like you took that as like, like I was on board that that was a real

thing.

So you're not on board.

I thought we were all on board that that was a real thing.

There's still doubt?

That it's what you think it is or what you say it is?

Yeah.

I thought it was a mystery of what it is.

I thought there was still a lot of ambiguity about the history of that skull.

Yeah, but just that email we got from that listener, I thought, explained a lot.

Oh, okay, yeah.

No, I'm still on board, you know, for the sake of moving all the skulls that we still have to move.

I'm still on board with anything that you say that might help move a couple of skulls.

It doesn't fucking sound like that according to the last four minutes.

But like, you know, the curse that's involved and everything and the thing about, you know, making wishes and giving it some money.

That to me sounds more like the Hope Diamond, which is a good category for the Prussian kissing skull to fall into, I think.

The Hope Diamond still has cachet, or at least in my house it does.

Sure.

I get it.

You guys talk about it?

No.

Frequently.

I know about it.

I don't know if anybody's talked about it in the last couple decades.

Ever since Insurgent.

People are like, nobody gives a shit about a giant diamond.

It's in the Smithsonian now, right?

The Hope Diamond.

Oh, it's really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you believe in that curse?

Well, the Smithsonian's still standing.

Right.

So, like, let's say you, let's say the Smithsonian was going to put it up for auction.

And you were.

And would you be interested in making a bid on the Hope Diamond?

The single most expensive object in the world?

It's insured for $250 million.

You sold all your pinball machines.

Yeah, all right.

Just to get

one big bid in.

I'm like, let me add all this up.

Yeah.

I mean, if I had it, I would love to use it as like a desk weight.

I would like to show people that it's just a shiny rock.

Oh, so you would not put any weight in the legend then?

Well, no, this is why I think the legend exists, because if people knew that I had the Hope Diamond in my house, I think people would descend upon my house to try and find me and rob it from me.

And then I would just be another footnote in the Hope Diamond story.

But you would have to hire 24-hour security.

And Ginam has security experience, you know.

And he's known not to sleep.

Can you imagine that?

He's your night watchman.

Like he's just prattling on under your window.

Oh, he's not even allowed inside.

Oh, no way.

He just hasn't waited the pandemic.

Yeah, he doesn't even wanna go.

I'll give him a flashlight.

Quiet night, Mr.

Quinn.

Hope it stays that way.

Yeah.

I said hope.

It's pretty good, right?

I buy a $250 billion diamond and just get him outside with a diet coke and a fucking folding chair.

And I'm like, I'm good.

Hope for the best.

Who else should you?

I think the Prussian Kissing Devil skulls should be eventually in the Smithsonian.

I hope it's in our lifetime.

If that happens, that would be great.

Maybe a Tell him Steve Dave wing in the Smithsonian.

America Samatic.

Now, does Ripley still accept

curiosities and that kind of thing?

Are they pretty much set?

No, I think that they still are.

I mean, you see those places pop up in Florida, like the little like museums that people take tours of.

So

definitely, if we could get some sort of like

validation or some sort of definitive proof that the Prussian kissing skull is real,

authenticated by

Ripley.

Right.

That would be amazing.

Ripley's, well, obviously, an employee of Ripley's.

I'll look into it.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Well, then we'll have to give it away.

Or do we just give the like a

no, we send them a mini signal?

Like a three seat

and bill them for it.

You owe us $24.95.

You guys have the hope time, and you can afford this shit.

Come on.

Yeah, it seems none of these are like, maybe they just don't have the bite, like the Loveland Frog, another guy from Ohio.

It's a frog that can walk around on its hind legs and chase people.

Is it the size of a real frog, though?

So it's like...

No, it says they're three to four feet.

He's three to four feet tall.

That would be terrifying.

That's what I said to Kevin one time, there was this dog, and he was talking about how it was so inspirational, this dog, because it...

It didn't have any front legs and it was walking around on its hind legs.

And he showed it to Harley when Harley was young, and she was like crying and freaked out.

And Kevin's like, I don't understand why.

And I was like, what the fuck, dude?

I was like, can you imagine if you're walking down the street at night and you see that thing walking towards you?

Like, I would have a fucking heart attack.

So, like, she's a child.

Of course, it's scary.

We talk

during the lockdown, we've been taking a lot of

hikes in woods, the family.

Oh, yeah.

And we came upon, like, in the middle of,

what's it called?

The cheesequake.

downtown a little bit north of us.

And we came across a pond that there was like a frog in.

And I about just lost my shit because I'd never been that close to a frog in the wild.

And I didn't know, like, you know, all the stories, you know, it can cause warts.

You know, I don't know what diseases a frog has.

Is that a frog or a toad?

I thought a toad caused warts.

Well, I don't know if, I mean, in my.

You probably get salmonella from a frog, I would imagine.

In my defense, they're both disgusting.

Were you trying to catch it?

No, no.

And you're probably not going to get anything.

You can get close to get a picture.

And I was like, and I just went the other way.

And I was like,

don't get too close to it.

You don't know what it could do to you.

Yeah.

Taking a selfie with a frog, huh?

And there's a lot of business frogs, too, you know.

Yeah, I don't think it's in like the Amazon and shit.

This frog was bright, bright yellow.

He jumped on Alicia's hand and immediately turned all blue and shit.

Hey, have you guys ever heard of the sheep squatch?

Sheep squatch?

No.

What's up here?

Okay.

Is that your story?

No, no.

Yeah, this is what I'm bringing.

And I have to admit,

it's a little bit lazy on my part, but it turned out that it's going to hit payday, this, because you guys have never heard of it, and it's a real thing.

So I've been playing that video game,

Fallout 76,

which is like, whatever.

It's a big open world.

I play these Fallout games like crazy.

It's a big open world, and I'm running around, and they'll make you sometimes fight Bigfoot or something.

Anyway, you have to find this creature called the sheep squash.

And the picture of it is like this terrifying giant hulking creature with like sheep fur and giant sheep horns.

Oh, wow.

And it's turned out it's based on an actual

West Virginian cryptid

that's been around for a long, for since at least the mid-90s with a surge of sightings taking place in the mid-90s.

And it's described as being a quadruped about the size of a bear with entirely white wool-like fur, has long and pointed head, similar to a dog, but with long saber teeth and a single,

a single pint, don't know what that means, set of horns similar to those found on a young goat.

Where is this indigenous to?

West Virginia.

That's a stone straw.

We should do a documentary.

Not you, Q.

I know you're not going to come.

Yeah, but

we'll go down and

we'll get a little bit, we'll do a little documentary about the sheep squatch.

First thing I would be like, you're getting shorts changed, sheep squatch, because it just sounds like Sasquatch.

You need your own definitive, recognizable name that like immediately screams that you're a, you know, you're a sheep man.

You know, you're a cryptid that deserves to stand alone, not just ride on fucking Sasquatch's tails.

Wow.

It might be a branding thing, though, because in the opposite direction, because whatever the new name is that you come up with, if you say sheep squash, I think people get it right away.

It sounds like some sort of urban dictionary for a dude who fucks a sheep, though.

Like the act of fucking a sheep.

Yeah, or has a penchant to dig sheep.

Yeah.

I'm going to squash that sheep.

Yeah, man.

So you guys think that one day

we should take a trip to West Virginia and search for the sheep squatch?

What else would we do?

I would love to.

And I'll just do a little, like a little in search of episode, like, just like Nimoy did back in the day.

Are you familiar with the Suburban Urban Explorers queue?

No.

No?

Are these the people that pissed on my toilet seat?

No,

it's me, Walt, Mike, and Ming, and we go around to different suburban and or urban areas and explore them.

We did it a couple times on the way back.

We did it back from New Orleans.

The reboot.

Oh, really?

Yeah, we visited some abandoned insane asylums.

Oh, I remember you guys telling me about this.

I don't remember watching the video about it.

You guys put it to you.

It's pretty underwhelming, though.

We didn't get anywhere.

We couldn't even find the sane asylums.

Make sure you watch all five at works of the uncut video.

We stopped at a Wendy's, I think, instead.

We heard Sheep Squatch had been hanging out by the Wendy's.

No, surprisingly, I haven't.

Oh, my God.

I did watch the Patreon video about the Batman 66.

Yeah.

I think it might be one of the best things we've ever, as a group, have done.

I was really happy with it, man.

It's like one of those things

that I've always wanted to do.

And it came out pretty, pretty damn great.

Really happy with it.

So anything else on Sheep Squatch?

No, like I said, I was really dialing this in.

But I like this, though.

I like that you're embracing something that you know you can do something about.

This other social stuff, let's face it, it's beyond our, you know,

it's beyond us.

But try to get Sheep Squatch recognized as a real cryptid and maybe changing his name to something a little more

dignified.

Yeah, I think that people will accept that as my role in the movement.

He just kind of threw his hands up about all the social

thing and

started really going in and all on hunting something that he found in a video game.

We're not there to hunt it.

We're there to make it give it its proper due.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then that'll help West Virginia, too.

Right.

It's for lovers of sheep squash, not just lovers.

Wait, or is that Virginia?

Virginia's for lovers.

Virginia's for lovers.

West Virginia is for sheep squash.

Okay.

All right.

I'll tell you what.

I'll do a deep dive on this.

Okay.

So my

contributions to Overkill this episode, I have more like a tidbits kind of thing, where nothing really where it would be like

there's a, it's like meaty enough to like,

you know, dig in and have like a long extended conversation.

But I thought I would just throw out a couple of these things and get your thoughts on it.

Like, I don't know if you guys have ever heard of the theory about Winnie the Pooh.

No.

Have you heard of it?

I have not.

No.

This really made me go, like, holy shit, I think this is real.

Conspiracy theorists

claim that every Pooh character represents a diagnosable mental illness.

Really?

Pooh?

Guess what the disorder is, Q?

Wenny the Pooh, the bear.

Phew.

He's a glutton of of some sort.

Does it connect to that?

Yeah, you're on the money.

Yeah.

Eating disorder.

Yeah,

makes sense.

Piglet, Brian?

Piglet,

codependent?

Anxiety disorder.

Is he anxious?

Yeah, he was very always nervous, always just like, you know, like trembling.

Oh, I'm not super familiar with Winnie the Pooh world, but like I know Tigger and I know Eeyore.

Well, Eeyore is kind of

the layup, right?

Which one was that?

Right.

I feel like I've lost my tail as well.

So, yeah, depression.

Depression.

The rabbit was narcissistic personality disorder.

I don't know what Tigger would be.

I guess manic, like manic?

Yeah, he could be manic or

ADHD attention deficit with hyperactivity.

Oh, yeah.

That wasn't even on here.

Like, I thought it was weird that Tigger wasn't even mentioned, but that would be very.

Yeah, it seems dead on.

Like,

how'd they not get get that one mentioned?

He's a main player, too.

Tigger?

Yeah, well, he was introduced.

I think he was actually

created by Disney.

One of the, I think he was a character that wasn't part of the.

Oh, he was an original, huh?

He wasn't an original.

Huh, really?

I may be wrong.

He's like the most popular character, too.

Isn't he, Tigger?

Yeah, he's.

I mean, if not, yeah, it's either Pooh or him, I would think.

All right, so then I have, like I said, not much to really talk about that, but then I have this one:

Prince Charles.

You've heard of him, right?

He once told Camilla Parker Bowles that he wanted to be her tampon, if I remember correctly.

Yes, and there is a theory as to why he said that.

It has nothing to do with sex.

It has more to do with blood.

Oh.

Prince Charles, there's a conspiracy that he is a vampire.

And that's why he wants to be that tampon because he descends.

This is true.

He is descended from Vlad the Impaler.

He's got a bloodlust.

Yeah.

But he can go out in the sun, so you think there's just some leftover trace of vampirism in him?

I think that whole thing about vampires not being able to go into the sun,

that's just a myth.

That's not really a part of the vampire lore.

That's just something that

came attached to them and just stuck.

He actually did.

Well, that's scary because that means I have to hire Genem to sit around my house during the day now.

He actually did a promotional video for Romania jokingly saying, Transylvania is in my blood.

In 2017, it was reported that Prince Charles had been offered the honorific title of Prince of Transylvania because of his links to the region and promotion of Transylvania as a tourist destination.

And, of of course, that tampon thing that has stuck.

And he has never been able to kind of have that separate himself from that.

I mean, I really took that at face value up until this very moment.

I want to be your tampon.

Look, I don't judge anybody's sex fetish.

Yeah, like I,

but that one I have a hard time understanding.

Well, now it's easier to understand.

He just wanted to.

Now I get it.

I think I owe him an apology.

Is it the same kind of blood?

This sounds really ignorant, but it's not like he's drinking it from her, like an open vein.

Like this is all clotty and shit and nasty.

So he's...

Oh, I think it's just blood, isn't it?

It's the same blood that comes out of your neck.

No, I don't believe so, no.

Because

it's the remnants of what was.

The lining.

Yeah, the uterine lining and shit.

So it's not the same type of blood.

Whoever's having Italian ice and the bottom is really better than the top.

Right.

It's so much better.

Right?

I think that's what menstrual blood is like for a vampire.

It's probably just like a nice nice little treat.

So if he can just get through all that other shit, it's like a cherry Italian ice.

Just flip it like you flip it in the cup and suck it up at the top.

I'm pretty sure that's how Rita markets her Italian ice right now.

Just like a period, except better.

And finally, I have: have you guys heard of Greta Thunberg?

Oh, yeah.

Rabble rouser.

Well, yeah,

she's the

child who is like really an advocate for our

ozone and climate change, but now she's on to other things.

She's evidently.

Now, initially, when I

first saw her, I felt like a little bit sorry for her because it seems like she's not having a childhood.

Seems like she's really

well she's the spokesperson for this environmental movement.

The face of it.

Yeah, and she seems to be like she has a little bit of piglet in her because she's like so like her anxiety levels are through the roof, it looks like.

As well, they should be.

You're 17, and people are like, Hey, get out there and talk like this and be very calm about the environment.

No, no, she's gonna call everybody assholes,

and half the people who are watching her are like, Fuck you!

That's crazy, right?

How people will go after a little girl.

You're like, What about that message exactly as angering you?

But my concerns about her missing out on a childhood were

unwholesome it called when you're unnecessary?

Unfounded.

Unfounded because

there has been proof just surfaced recently.

You haven't heard about this?

No.

I'm telling you, I never ever look at the internet, especially news.

Rhetta Thunberg is a time traveler.

Whoa!

I thought you were going to say she's lying and she was just actually like 30, but she looks 18.

But you're saying she's a time traveler.

Yeah, she's a time traveler, and because there's a lot of photos

from her surfacing from the late 1800s.

Oh, she's a time traveler from the past?

She's a time traveler.

What use is she?

No, she's gone into the past.

She's from the future,

but she got caught in the 1800s on camera, which is the one thing that time travelers are told never to get caught on camera.

Okay.

But she got caught.

That's the golden rule of time travel.

Don't get caught on camera.

And don't fuck your own mom.

Right?

Like back to the future stuff.

Yeah, but

she got caught and now the pictures are out there.

But in my mind,

just tell us you're a time traveler because I think a lot more people would pay attention then.

You don't think more people would be like, this is bullshit?

Yeah, I think they would more likely be like, oh, okay, now I'm not going to believe you at all.

So this little girl who looks like

her in 1898, there's also a boy there.

Is he a time traveler?

I mean, we don't care about the boy.

He's insignificant.

Yeah, I guess so.

Greta.

This, okay, the photo shows three young children working at a gold mine in Canada, one of which is a girl sporting Greta's signature hair braid on a desert.

She's working in a gold mine, though.

That to me would be very harmful to the environment, though.

Yeah, the amount of acid and shit they use to extract gold, especially in the late 1800s.

I mean, this is really going to, like, I'm surprised she hasn't taken a lot more flack for working in that gold mine.

She's probably on a guilt trip right now.

That's why she's doing all this shit.

Exactly like anybody else, where it's like, oh, I used to do this, but now I figured out it's wrong and you're all assholes for doing it.

That's classic, man.

So just to be clear, the official stance that Overkill is taking on

Greta is that she is a

time traveler from the future who went back to work at a gold mine, now feels bad for it, and has come here to this point in time

to lecture everybody, to make ourselves feel better about

gold mines.

You nailed it.

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