#650: Vote Teddy

Needs the attention of people who are addicted to fame.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you talking about Ming Chen?

It's so weird that you both said that.

I think Mary Beth took a picture of every single fucking butterfly.

And of course, the internet is there to like always keep me in check, which I love.

Tell him Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Steve Dave.

Right out of the gate, apologies for no show last week, but I got a guy following Oasis around the country and another guy on the puppy pageant circuit.

So

I don't know what to do.

Well, Oasis played New Jersey.

Oh, you were in New Jersey.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I thought you saw him in Florida.

No, no, no.

Why wasn't there a show last week?

I caught blame online.

Did you?

Yeah, people are like, it has to be this guy's family.

Oh, probably because I blamed you guys.

Oh,

but I don't remember being responsible for there not being his show.

Was it?

Was I?

I was around, wasn't I?

You were around, I think, Walt couldn't do Thursday.

Walt had an appointment Thursday.

So it's Walt's fault.

I didn't get back until Wednesday from Niagara.

You're doing an awful lot of fucking finger point for a guy that was in Niagara.

Got stopped at the border.

Uh-oh.

Yeah.

They're pretty tough up there.

Is that it?

Yeah, well,

I felt like a little bit.

I took it personally a little bit.

Why?

Because I'm like, I had all the answers.

I had all my

passport and everything ready to go.

Yeah.

Answer all the questions.

And then she's like, okay, just go over there, you know, like to the side.

Yeah.

And so we pull over to the side and they're like, okay, we got to go through the car.

And boy, did they go through that car.

They really looked at everything.

I had that experience, yeah.

Yeah, me too.

And

did they find a volcano or did you leave it home?

I left the volcano home.

However, I inadvertently had a safe with me.

Like my this gun safe had been in my parents' house for years.

And just recently they're like, hey, can you, do you want this?

Can you take this?

I was like, sure, I'll just take it.

No, I don't know where the key is.

So I should have just fucking chucked it in recycling.

How big is it?

It's about the size of a gun safe.

You know, like I would say 12 inches.

Okay, so it just holds like a gun, right?

Just holds a gun, yeah.

And he's like, well, where's the key to this?

Because he found it in the trunk.

Yeah.

And I said, I don't have the key.

Oh, boy, that's really suspicious.

Yeah.

It is.

And he goes, you don't have the key.

I was like, no, I don't carry the key around with me.

I was like, it's just, I mean, and it wasn't like it was the only thing in the trunk.

Like, the rest of my car is pretty clean, but it's empty.

Was it clearly empty?

No, you know, but he doesn't know it's empty.

No, I lift it up and it doesn't weigh anything.

I shook it up pretty good and I was like, you said you can't hear anything.

I was like, if you want to, you could just throw it away.

And he goes, well, we can't do that.

He goes, like, we got to see what's inside.

So an hour later.

They got a locksmith?

no an hour later they finally come down they're like we're not gonna we don't want to mess around with this anymore we're just gonna send you back to america oh and i was like what do you mean send me back to america and they're like well you go back to america throw it out throw it out there and then come on back

so but going across to america i had to tell them why

why i was coming back so quickly because i was back within an hour you know

so i'm like well here's the deal and the guy's like all right well

were you on Comic Bookman?

Yes.

Great.

I was like, as a matter of fact,

so I got the comic bookman treatment a little bit.

They put me to the side, and they did ask me, like, what do you do for a living?

Like, once, not that guy, but a different guy.

Didn't it panic?

No.

No.

I thought of Walt Flanagan.

I was like, I'm a pimp.

No, I just, I just said, I'm in video production.

And he goes, okay.

Nice.

And that was it.

So next time you're up in Canada, Walt, video production.

That's the answer.

They take that as an answer up there.

The first time we went to Canada.

Can I just ask this question?

Sure.

Once you get through the American side,

can't you literally just have the safe in hand and just throw it right out the window and then just make a quick UE and get back in line to get back into Canada?

That's exactly what.

Oh, no.

No, I mean.

Let's throw it on the side of the road and then if it's there on your way back,

like throwing it on the window.

Yeah.

I hadn't considered that.

Just chuck him up doing like 30.

Yeah.

I mean, you are going on a peel.

You are going over water and stuff.

So yeah, I should have just chucked it right in the water.

But no, he

we the first time we were we went over the border, it was like maybe 15 minutes, but by the time we got back around, it was like an hour, another hour.

Yeah, like all the cars had lined up by that point.

So

that's the story.

Why are you in Canada?

Did I know this?

Anniversary.

Oh, you went up there?

Yeah, we went up there for the anniversary because we weren't sure where we were going to go, and then we were just like, oh, let's go to Niagara on the Canadian side.

Is it still like

kitschy over there?

Very kitschy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love that.

You were there recently, right?

Well, a couple years ago.

Yeah, so you know.

Yeah, nothing's really changed.

I don't think they're ever getting rid of that aspect of it.

Good job.

Did you go in the Sea of the Mists?

We didn't.

No.

No.

No, I've been on it.

I've been out of it before.

That's the most romantic part of Niagara Falls, though.

Is it?

Did you go up to the top of the fucking needle?

Didn't go to the top of the needle.

Oh, shit.

What'd you do?

What did you do?

We went to the Butterfly Conservatory.

I'll appreciate that.

I'm a big fan of that.

Although, I got to say, like,

I wasn't crazy about the idea of going, but I'm like, all right, you know what?

Q said the one in Key West is pretty cool, so I'll give this one a shot.

I think Mary Beth took a picture of every single fucking butterfly in that place.

We were there for so long.

See, I didn't go into the butterfly conservatory when my family went in because I was told that if a butterfly lands on you, even on your face, you can't do anything about it.

You just have to let it sit there.

And I will fuck that.

I will fucking destroy that thing if it lands on me.

Like it's a fucking rabbi song.

Rabbi Sam.

Say he's trying to get it.

This is a butterfly, man.

No, I would go fucking ape shit.

I would go like, yeah, like there was a girl who.

Spaz.

Yeah.

There was a girl there who pretty much was that.

She,

a little Asian girl, she was probably like maybe six, five or six.

You would have thought she was looking into the eyes of Satan himself with all these butterflies around her, screaming at the top of her lungs.

And I'm like, why don't you take her out of here?

Like, she was terrified.

Yeah.

She was terrified, man.

You don't do that.

If kids have a hang-up about bugs, you know, don't bring them into a place where there's five billion bugs.

Yeah, maybe I'll do that.

Yeah, not a great idea.

That's why, you know, that's why if I was left behind, they're like, he's got a thing about bugs.

We can't bring him in.

Yeah.

So I just

sat on the out, sat on a bench, waited for everybody to come back out, and all was good.

Not bad.

We went to, there's a couple arcades around there she likes to go to arcades that's fun went out to eat of course

not a lot of great places no in that immediate area what a view though of those falls though huh the view is pretty good we went down and we looked at the falls but you could actually see it better and hear it better from our hotel room okay so yeah i had a I think we played there last year on tour and we had a hotel room that looked like right, it's like right on the edge and it looks over.

Right, yeah.

Yeah, it was unbelievable.

It was great.

So you probably just stayed in the same hotel.

I don't know what it's called, but maybe you guys experienced it while you were in your hotel rooms.

Where do you ever get the feeling, the drawing of like it's it has a technical scientific term, but you want to throw yourself over like they're like it's the call of

suicide?

It's not

technically suicide, he's knows what I'm talking about, but it's like it's like this weird thing that happens to certain people.

Yeah, like if they're on a really high high

hypnotized or something,

they're drawn and almost mesmerized to step off into the abyss.

No.

No.

Never felt that before.

Never felt that before.

I never felt it.

It does seem like it's happened a couple of times because I did watch a documentary on YouTube about

people that have tried to go over the falls in a barrel and shit.

Usually doesn't end up too well.

People that just fall in.

And there are some people who just do it and they're fine.

They're like, yeah, I went over in a barrel.

There was a guy in a boat.

He like somehow he got swept up and he went over the side in a boat with his

kid.

Some eight-year-old kid.

The guy died.

kid lived.

No explanation for that.

These things are barely barrels, though.

These are like insulated

capsules with fucking internet and TV and shit.

Yeah, these are some pretty high-tech barrels.

Yeah, they're not.

These barrels are just wood barrels.

No, no way.

Nobody's done that since

the 1700s.

The 1700s has stopped the madmen who are going over in literal wood barrels.

Those hardcore motherfuckers, you know, have long time.

But even like

the newfangled barrels that they have, you look at them and you're like, first, I cannot imagine squeezing myself into this.

It would be horrifying.

Like one guy brought a

he brought his turtle with him.

He had a pet turtle in it.

Why?

I don't know.

He didn't kill this fucking poor turtle.

He died.

The barrel exploded, you know, went all over the place.

Turtle survived.

Or turtle, they said they don't think survived.

Oh, man, that sucks.

What are you killing turtles for, man?

I know.

Well, I guess he was pretty sure he was going to make it because he had one of those insulated barrels.

He had the internet and everything.

It sounds like such a stupid thing to do.

I would just be like,

Yeah, it's like that guy that jumped off the Eiffel Tower with the parachute pants and shit, you know, like because it was at one time, I guess it was

like okay for people to do.

Like the government was like, all right.

Wait a minute.

He had parachute pants on, like, from the 80s without a parachute.

Oh, no, like the squirrel suits.

Yeah, it looks like one of the squirrel suits.

You know what I mean?

Like, this will save me.

Rock on.

I got my hat.

These are fucking vintage chess kings, motherfucker.

No one's getting that reference.

I'm getting it.

I'm loving it.

What happened to Chess King?

When did they go out?

Not too long ago.

I think they were around longer than you think.

Get them.

Could you look up Chess King,

the store chain?

I believe it was around longer than you think.

All right.

Founded in 1968.

95.

All right.

So, this is still longer than I think.

You know what?

I didn't think they made it that long.

You are right, but wow.

I actually thought they made it in the early 2000s, so they didn't make it as long as I thought.

Someone could bring that.

You should buy the fucking name, the chess king, and bring it back.

I did that with a beer company, remember?

That fucking made me have to work another two seasons.

Yeah, but it's a lot easier to ship out fucking parachute pants across state lines than it is beer.

You fuck it right about that.

Well, Sergio,

Tacini.

Remember that brand from the 80s?

No.

Sergio.

He was a tennis guy.

T-A-T-A-C-C-C.

He was everywhere in the 80s.

Sergio Tacini.

You don't remember that logo?

That was like one of the 80s fucking clothes.

That was gone for many, many years.

And I started noticing...

Shoot, that looks like the Teen Titans logo for the new Teen Titans.

Oh, yeah, right.

I'm surprised you weren't wearing that around.

I know.

If I had known that, I would have been wearing some with high-end shit.

Back in the day, it wasn't.

No, back in the day, it was like, let's go to Kmart and fucking get some stuff.

But everybody wore it.

Now I've been seeing people wearing it around Manhattan.

So I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool.

Makes me feel good.

Sergio Sergio.

Yeah, every once in a while, you see a members-only jacket.

people still wear EyesOut, I guess.

Is out still a popular brand?

They were selling the Adidas stripe tracksuit top.

I have so many of them

with Oasis at the

other night.

That was the concert.

It was fucking awesome, but I was going to buy one for you.

And I was like, he'll never fuck it.

He'll wear it once or twice for the joke, and then he won't do it.

Concert was great.

It was a stadium concert, right?

Met Life, yeah.

Giants, Giants.

And

is that

well attended?

They sold out every

stadium that they've had on sale.

That's fucking nuts, man.

Because I really don't.

I know Champagne Supernova, right?

Is that them?

Yeah, that was their closure.

That was a big thing.

That's their biggest hit, right?

That and Wonder Wall.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is there any other 90s band that can fill out Giant Stadium?

I mean, well, depends if you can see it.

Green's Roses.

Green Day could probably do it.

Guns N' Roses, I think 80s.

Yeah, I would say I would agree with you.

80s.

They were monsters in the early 90s, but to me, they came out in like 87, so I call them 80s.

Well, I saw them play the football stadium in Philadelphia a few years back, so I don't know.

I imagine they still...

Actually, no,

they went back on sale with another tour like that, and they took it off because it wasn't selling as well.

It's a lot of fucking seats to fill.

That's a lot.

I think they've been.

Didn't they do Two Nights Oasis?

Yeah, I believe they did.

Oh, yeah.

Giants Stadium.

Two Nights sold out at Giants Stadium.

Why is Liam Gallagher saying Ching Chong?

What was that all about?

Saw Outrage at the beginning of the tour.

Outrage at the beginning of the day.

That guy does not give a fuck.

They are never going to get that guy to fucking give a tour.

Yeah, these are the two brothers that are always brawling, right?

They brawl.

They haven't performed in like 16 years.

They come out on stage holding hands.

They give each other a big hug, then

they go.

It was a great show.

They sounded exactly the same.

Crowd was super into it.

It felt like the 90s, except for the cell phones up.

It felt like the 90s were back.

It was pretty good.

What did ticket run?

Like he paid.

I paid, but I did a buy through

the venue, it has a certain amount that they get sell to people who have worked with them in the past.

But I mean, it was $700 for both tickets.

Oh, wow.

That's a lot.

That's a discount?

That's a discount.

Lady Gaga, I went to go see last Friday at Madison Square Garden.

Those ticks were fucking, I didn't pay for them, $2,000 a piece.

Those ticket prices are astronomical.

I was like, who could go to these?

I don't know who's going to wait, but it's two nights sold out, though, so people are paying the money.

Oh, wait.

They're poning up the money.

People are going to pay none of that out.

I want to go see Devo at the Garden State.

What's that one on the parkway?

PNC.

PNC.

It's ridiculous.

I'm like, who's going to see Devo at this stage of the game?

Like, unironically.

And

I was like, I can't justify paying that kind of money to go see.

How much were they, do you remember?

Oh, I think they were like $300.

Oh, my God.

That's nuts.

And B-52s are also playing with them.

So I guess that's two pretty big, iconic bands.

That's a pretty nice double bill, but

it's a lot.

It is it.

I can't justify it.

No, not unless you really care.

But I paid a lot for Tom Petty 50.

But that's he's worth it, though.

He's worth it.

Rolling Stones, me and Sal paid $700 a ticket 10 years ago.

when they came back out for the first time and they don't put on a great show anymore right i mean it's they did 10 years ago it's pretty fucking good but you have to give them on a curve it's like this is a great show because it's 80 year old men doing maybe today but you didn't have to do it when i saw them at at barclays about 10 years ago they were putting on a show that 30

i couldn't believe that they were putting on the show they were putting on you think it's uh drugs like not drugs like fucking heroin but like drugs that like

that make you like razor sharp and

Coke?

Huh?

Coke?

No, I think there's other.

I wouldn't be surprised, but I don't know.

He just did a good show.

It just looked like guys that.

And is it unfair that he has that like he has to do all the heavy lifting, Mick?

It's like that fucking.

He doesn't have to be dancing around like that.

Is Bill Wyman still around?

Right, he does the same.

He just has to sit there and strum.

But he has to look because people don't want him fucking energized.

They want him to look all strung out and fucking

love that he hasn't enough strength to even hold the cigarette fucking rigid he's got to let it fucking dangle

but then but then mick is has to be on a different fucking plateau mick wants to be on a different plateau he wants to 80 i don't know if he can he wouldn't have to he wouldn't be doing it one night he'd like to be like i want to fucking like hang back stumble around like a spongy no i think he's like every night i want to be front center with everybody looking at me

he wrote did keith richards wrote about him in his book like he he

got addicted to fame right That's why they didn't play for a number of years because he was like, this guy's drug is fame.

He needs the attention of people.

People who are addicted to fame.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you talking about Ming Chen?

It's so weird that you both said that.

I wasn't even thinking of him, though.

Yeah, Ming just started Dragon Con.

Yeah, Ming, Mink Chen, Mick Jagger.

Yeah, there's two same

kids.

Both Mavericks.

Yeah,

but yeah, couldn't have been happier with the oasis.

Lady Gaga was a good show, too.

Really good show.

Yeah.

When was that?

Last Friday.

Are you just tired from watching concerts?

And then this weekend I went down to Florida to see Fatone play in Epcot.

So I had three shows a night with him.

I'm just living life, bro.

I'm unemployed now, baby.

Season wrapped.

I don't have a contract for more.

I'm fucking unemployed.

So now you're going to jet set around, around, watch concerts.

I'm going to wake up in the morning and decide what I want to do and do it.

That's it.

Oh, man.

I still fucking live in the fucking living.

What's it?

Living the Q Loda.

Yeah,

I am very happy to be wrapped with the season.

They're already saying they want more.

I said, don't even talk.

I was like, don't talk to me for six months.

I don't even want to hear it.

I'm not.

Until some major fucking house repair comes up and you're like, hey, guys, you still want to do

who's up for some pranks?

yeah no i'm i've i've taken to describe myself as unemployed walter and my mood is better than it's been in quite a long time

you deserve it you've been on a fucking

hellish

um schedule and uh for years yeah working your fingers to the fucking bone yeah it's time to kick that time to like let that fucking let those fingers get fat and fucking pudgy do it yeah

that's what what you're advising them to get fat no already there

oh just the fingers yeah yeah

yeah uh yeah so that was it so i've just been like enjoying not having to do anything so whatever comes up i've been doing all the aces tickets i had for months i got them as soon as they went on sale and

with the prospect of not having that in the future does that kind of curtail your like or do you still not look at ticket prices you're like i don't care what don't even look at the ticket prices prices for ACEs, but maybe in a year from now, you'll be like, well, let me look at those prices.

No, I just know what Walton Brown are talking about.

Devo,

no, not really.

Just because

we, and this is, I'm very fortunate to have this, you know,

we made a lot of money for these people who put on concerts, like Live Nation, the promoters.

Oh, okay.

All right.

So you can always call in a couple of favors?

Always, always.

Yeah.

So it's pretty good.

They're very good about that.

They're not like the O-2 in the UK.

This is like, fuck you.

I think we could still call in a favor, too?

Who are we calling it into?

Maybe Nichelle.

Michelle might do us a favor.

You think Michelle can swing Devo tickets?

I don't think so.

No, I don't think so either.

No.

Who could swing Devo?

Is it already over?

No, no, I don't even think it is.

I think it's in September.

Oh, September.

I mean, it's not something I was like,

like, I'm bummed out.

If I really want to go, I could go.

But I I just don't know who's paying those ticket prices.

I don't know who can afford it and how you justify it.

I just want to.

Yeah, and it's like, and then once you see the ticket price, it's like one thing.

Because I saw Pantera's plane over there.

It's rescheduled.

And I was like, I'd like to see Pantera.

And then you look at the ticket prices.

And then you look at the fucking fees for the ticket prices.

And you're like, what the fuck, man?

My boy took to see the Eagles in the sphere.

And I was like, Jesus Christ.

I saw something from the sphere.

What was that?

Yeah.

What was that called?

Yeah, what was it?

I don't remember, but I remember being like, that's that's fucking.

No, no, no, it wasn't that.

I didn't get like those seats.

But, yeah.

I saw footage of the sphere.

They're playing The Wizard of Oz there.

Yeah.

Did you see that footage?

I didn't see the footage.

I heard it.

It looks cool.

Yeah, it's got to be cool.

It's controversial.

Really?

Why is that?

Because they're adding shit to it.

Oh, really?

CGI monkeys.

So it looks like they're really stuff that wasn't in the actual movie.

And they're cutting scenes out.

Because they have to build the theater.

Cutting scenes out, too?

Yeah, they're cutting scenes.

They're in a half hour

out.

Which is kind of sacrilegious.

It's like, can you imagine a guy that's like, yeah, I know what I'm going to trim from a fucking all-time classic?

Classic like that?

Yeah, I don't know.

The fucking balls.

Yeah, but my thing on it, too, is like, because they're saying, like, well, they have to use AI to do, to build it all around you.

And they're doing all sorts of, like, they have flying monkeys in the theaters, like balloons on drones and stuff like that.

And to me, it's just like, it doesn't bother me because they couldn't do it any other way.

It's the only way to do that at the sphere.

So it's either they have to do that

or people don't get excited about seeing the Wizard of Oz, you know what I mean?

Do let them do it for the fucking sphere.

They're not changing it for like thank God all the actors and actresses are fucking dead, though, so they don't have to fucking see this.

I'm sure they prefer to be dead than see their movie on the biggest screen in the world.

That's a good point.

100 years later.

Bastardized, though.

But who cares?

Because it's like, well, people can't sit around for an extra, you know, the whole movie because we don't have the attention span like we used to 100 years ago.

So let's trim it and make sure, won't we do the tornado fucking scene 10 times in a row?

Yeah, but that's just a madness of technology, though.

It's not like they're like, hey, man, how do we put Coca-Cola labels on the back of the fucking yellow brick road trees?

Like, it literally can't be.

Just wait.

You'll see.

Just wait.

Somewhere.

So, you know, somebody's thinking about it.

I don't disagree with you.

Those days are coming.

But for something that they could only do it this way, I don't mind.

I don't know.

Who the fuck's going to see the Wizard of Oz in theaters anyway these days?

Yeah, Sunday.

Sunday, Joe.

I heard Metallica's going to have a residency there, and I'm going to try to get out there for that.

If you do that, I'll go with you.

Okay.

I can't fucking wait to go.

Did they announce it?

I heard a rumor.

There were rumors, and they were in negotiations.

I haven't heard anything lately, but that was the strong rumor.

And

I vowed if they do that, I will go because I think they will put the

work and the thought into making it like

utilizing every aspect of it.

Right.

Because they are not afraid to spend money.

No, they gotta.

They gotta.

My friend has seen every show that's played there so far, and he said the Backstreet Boys did the best show.

Oh, yeah.

He was like, It's they blew it away.

They fucking knew exactly what to do.

They understand the assignment.

So I think it's if you can't one-up Backstreet Boys,

Metallica.

Yeah.

Um,

yeah.

I do the Backstreet Boys play any instruments?

Or are they just singing?

I don't know.

I have no clue.

Yeah.

I've only seen them sing a dance.

But the show, but this video is more about

the show than the music.

Yeah, I know.

It's a whole enchilada.

So how do you not, you know?

But Backstreet Boys,

you got to take them down.

You know what?

I'll put my money.

You know what?

Although, I mean, there's some bigwigs that have come up and have failed against the Backstreet Boys.

The Eagles haven't started yet, right?

But they're going to.

start it.

And the Grateful Dead, right?

Grateful Dead was awesome.

That show I saw was fucking amazing.

But not as good as the Eagles.

According to one guy,

I'm going to see the Eagles next month, and I'll have it.

But your favorite Eagles song.

Now, The Eagles are.

I thought you were one of those guys that shit on the Eagles.

But I love the Eagles.

That's me.

Basically, the whole world.

The Rosa.

I told the Rose I was going.

I had to listen to a half-hour fucking screen on why the Eagles suck.

Why do the Eagles suck, in his opinion?

I don't know.

Did he give you one valid reason?

Zero valid reasons.

They're the greatest storytellers in rock history.

Dude, I will say I love the Eagles.

Yeah, I'm not ashamed to say

that.

And then I won't say it if Dave's in the room.

I won't say it if Dave's in the room, though.

I'll shit on the Eagles.

But I've been listening to the Eagles playlist that they have for it.

It's pretty good.

They do have In the City, which is my favorite Eagles.

That's your favorite Eagles song.

That's wild.

I do.

I know.

I love that one.

Lion Eyes.

I mean, obviously, they're going to close with Hotel California, though.

You want to hear the list?

Yeah, I'd love to hear the playlist.

Let me read you the list.

This way, we'll do a little Eagle Sphere.

It is interesting that you're like, $300 for a concert that's 10 minutes from my house?

No.

Five days from my house?

But I want to see the sphere before just once.

I want to see it.

You got it.

It's really not.

That's really the motivating factor here.

It's also like, is it a band that I would love to see?

Yes.

And in a place I'd love to see once?

Yes.

So that's a win-win.

Yeah.

Because I might not even see Metallica if they're playing in the PNC.

It's true, yeah.

What the fuck?

Okay, here we go.

The sphere list, you ready?

Yeah.

Opens with?

Ooh,

Desperado.

That's too slow.

Way too slow.

So I'm going to open with.

Hotel California.

No way.

They open with Hotel California.

They're like, fucking get ready,

buckle up, motherfuckers.

Wow.

You know what that song's about, right?

Yeah, isn't it about like Satanism in the 70s and stuff?

Yeah, that's why fucking the Eagles fucking rock, man.

One of these.

Any of these pussies who fucking always drag the Eagles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's because they're scared of Satan.

I just always wondered why.

That's why I do it.

Like, why would people hate the Eagles, I guess?

But hey, they're fucking master musicians and lyricists.

I got to say, like, I'm looking at this set list and I'm like, my God, I know every song.

Every song.

Oh, one of these nights, the Lion Eye.

One of the greatest,

most

honest, brutal songs ever, Lion Eyes.

Peaceful, Easy, Village.

You've said that for a long time, Lion Eyes, that you've had some sort of connection.

Life in the Fast Lane.

That's the fucking.

There you go.

How about Rocky Mountain Way, a Joe Walsh song they're throwing in there?

Desperado, keep going there.

Heartache tonight.

This is, yeah, this is the greatest hits album.

This is going to be great.

Yeah.

Oh, New Kid in Town.

I love that song.

Best of my love.

When are you going?

I am going October, one of the weekends in October.

I don't remember which one.

Maybe you could sneak me in.

I'll see if I can sneak in.

Yeah, I guess in the city's a Joe Walsh song, huh?

That's not officially an Eagles song.

No, he has a massive

library as well, Joe Walsh, on his own before he joined the U.S.

He He never really got the respect that he kind of deserved, right?

I think he

knows, especially 70s music, will look at Joe Walsh with the James gang and

Joe Walsh's solo career and be like, oh, yeah, this guy's fucking got some choppy hitters.

I agree with you, though, that he's never gotten the recognition that he deserves.

Like when they're always talking about greatest guitarists in the world, Joe Walsh rarely makes that list.

Huh.

I wonder why that is.

Do you know why the Eagles took him in?

No.

Even back in the 70s, they had a soft

perception that they were a soft band.

And Joe Walsh,

who I guess

they had been on tour with him or they had been in the same hotels with him, was an absolute maniac.

You're like,

we'll ask him into 80.

He's a great musician as well.

He's a great guy, but he also has a rep for being a fucking madman.

Yeah.

So

the magazines will pick up on that and they'll give him a little bit of more, it'll get instant credibility without doing anything than just adding another member.

What a different world it is to that.

He's a wild man.

Get him out.

Everybody's got to take media training to give the correct right answers at the right time to the right people.

Get the wild men out of rock and roll.

Coldplay, the guy, he's in the middle of

more controversy.

He said

he made the mistake of welcoming

Palestinians.

Like, he's like welcoming everybody, I guess.

You can't welcome Palestinians.

But you can't welcome Palestinians.

Yeah, people.

To where?

To whatever concert he was at.

It's a little weird.

Yeah.

Was it in Israel?

Maybe that's why.

It may have been in Israel.

I don't know.

Let me look it up.

I don't think it was, but let me check this out.

Because

I thought that was weird, too.

Let's see here.

Mortifying and dehumanizing Israeli fans on stage.

Oh, so maybe he was in Israel.

An evening of humiliation.

Wembley Stadium.

Oh, Wembley Stadium.

Oh, he mortified and dehumanized Israeli fans on stage.

Why the fuck did he get involved in this?

Just get up there, sing your fucking tepid songs, collect your money, and go home.

Like, what are you bringing?

Like, your fucking cold play is going to heal the gap between the

Palestinians and Israel.

Like, are you out of your fucking mind?

Just shut up and play your music.

No, he has to have an opinion.

Everybody's got to have an opinion on it and voice it.

Yeah.

Not even that I disagree.

Not even that I disagree with you.

Zero opinions here.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

That is a pretty solid set list, I got to say.

That is worthy of

the big ticket I'm sure it costs that one costs money are you

of the mindset though that it's not

it's a there is a little bit of diminishing returns on it because uh Glenn Fry isn't there

uh I kind of wish that Glenn Fry was there but

I don't think it matters in the sphere.

I think it's just like, yeah, it's like, it overwhelms everything.

Yeah, there you go.

You're looking at these prices.

Section floor R2 row six, one thousand bucks.

Yes, those are that's resellers.

Yeah.

It's got to be.

How much was it?

A thousand for floor.

I wasn't on that floor.

I would have thought more, to be honest with you.

It's fucking crazy.

Holy shit, two tickets?

Two tickets are $45,000.

No, I did not pay anything like that.

Who gets that money?

Well, the resellers?

Who knows?

I don't know.

I mean, the Eagles, I imagine.

It costs a lot to put on the show there.

Oh, yeah.

So even just renting the place out is expensive.

But who knows?

Hopefully, the Eagles.

Yeah.

No one, the Eagles getting surprised.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

All right, all right.

Oops.

I started watching Sandman again.

Is it back?

The second season, yeah.

It came back.

Not much fanfare for the returning season of it just started now.

I think washed out in the Neil game and stuff.

It's been out for a few months.

It's uh

because I started reading the comic again, so I was like, Yeah, let me dip my toe in the show.

It's just

God, I wish they would do it as an animated series and just do it right.

I'm not, you know,

I know Samans beloved it, but for me, it was always a little bit of

haughty-taughty for me.

Yeah, I was like,

We're better than fucking Spandex.

You know, it's like, well, we'd never resort to having a fist fight to solve our problems.

Was this Neil Gaiman?

There was not anything I got out of it at all.

No, no masks.

I was always was a little what I felt with the vertigo line was.

Well,

it predated the vertigo line, though.

They folded it into vertigo.

Yep.

It was one of the founding fathers of making them create the vertigo line.

I still think that.

I mean, yeah, I mean, it's a it's a it started out great for me.

I did like it when it first started out, but then as

all the monstrous acclaim,

the more acclaim it got, the more like, to me, dense it got.

And I was like,

I just want to see someone beat the shit out of fucking somebody else.

Yeah, he doesn't do a lot of that at all.

Hulk smash.

Sometimes you just need Hulk to fucking

beat somebody up.

No, you're not wrong, buddy.

Let me knock these out, and then I want to hear about this

contest.

Oh, yeah.

The teddies entered.

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All right.

There you go, get him.

He's got a charger for me now.

Nice.

So

the other day, and I got to wonder why, too.

All you got to do is text me.

I have a lot of followers on Twitter and say, hey, trying to win Teddy this contest, tweet this shit.

And then I'll tweet.

What do you got?

What's up?

How many you got?

Like 95,000.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

All right.

So why don't you just do it when you see it then?

Oh, I did it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I did it.

All right.

But I have to stumble over it.

I don't really go to Twitter that much.

Oh, yeah.

So my mom

hit me to this contest, and she's like all

gung-ho

about New Jersey's top dog

contest.

and you enter your dog, and the grand prize winner is going to get on a New Jersey scratch-off lottery ticket.

Wow.

The image will go, like the dog's image will go on there.

Okay.

And

my

mom has got whipped my wife into a frenzy about it, my daughter, Alicia, and now they're all like,

Did you vote for Teddy today?

Piece of shit, you didn't vote yet.

That's what you got to vote every day.

And

like, like they are living and breathing and

stressed out about

the possibilities of Teddy not winning.

Like, how can he not win?

Okay.

And I'm just like, there's a very good chance he's not going to win.

I said,

especially if I start to

ask people and

let's say listeners flood it.

And then they're going to be like, well, what's going on with this dog?

They might just strike him from the contest just for a fishy activity.

Well,

I've been voting from three different email addresses every day.

So I just retweeted it.

I'm going to put my vote in right now.

I want the link for him.

What's up?

No, I got it.

It came right up.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, yeah.

And yeah, I would love to see Teddy win, but

if he doesn't, you know, it's not going to really affect him.

You know, it's all rigged in bullshit anyway if he doesn't win.

My vote's in.

Oh, you got some lookers here, though, buddy.

Yeah.

Some cute competition going on.

There is.

You know, there's a lot of sweet dogs in New Jersey, but

I think

he would make an absolute fabulous

dog to be

on a scratch off, though.

He'd make me want to spend money.

Right?

And Katam was like, we should buy every scratch-off and then resell them.

And I'm like, what?

Is that even legal?

So he wants us to buy, let's say, the scratch off's a dollar.

And then he he goes, and then we'll sell them to ants for $3.

And I'm like,

we don't want to fucking go to jail.

Or schmucky.

Rip off our fan.

I don't understand how a little contest like this can affect people.

Like people I would never dream, like even get them, like hair brain schemes to try to get them to win.

My mom calling me every morning, did you vote for Teddy?

Don't forget, vote for Teddy.

And I'm like, wow, Teddy's below.

They are caught up in it, man.

They are caught up in it.

But yeah, what's the website?

Newjersey Top Dogs.com.

Jerseystop Dogs.com.

Jerseystop Dogs.com.

Let me see the picture that you've chosen because a lot of these,

there's a lot going on in the background.

There's a fence, there's trees.

He's at the dog park where he likes to train.

You're saying he should have focused a little bit more in on them.

I think, yeah, like maybe a little bit more where the focus is less pulled away to things in the background.

I want to show that Teddy's one with nature.

Also,

I wish you would ask me about this.

Like it's clearly not a recent photo because all those leaves are dead and on the ground, so it was a year ago last fall.

So it doesn't look like a recent photo.

It's not a recent photo.

I know that comes across.

But why does that matter?

You think everybody's photo is they just took it the day before the contest?

I know, look at Facebook.

Nobody's got a photo.

I wouldn't say a full year before the concert.

It's not like I think everybody else has got great photos either.

Well, you think that when

Biden or Trump has a fucking rally, you think they're using the picture from the day before or not a fucking airbrushed picture when he was fucking speveled and strong and fucking short.

His hand was a normal color.

Are you proving my point, though?

Yeah, but I want to be fucking real with the people.

Look at the one, the bottom right looks like a fucking porter, like a seal or something.

Yeah, it doesn't look like a real dog.

He's cute.

It does look like a seal, actually.

Willow.

She's cute, though.

Yeah.

Then, of course, the internet is there to

always keep me in check, which I love.

The fuck that I'm abusing my fucking platform

to give my dog

an unfair advantage.

Why do you think I've been doing this shit for 15 years?

For moments like this.

Thank God you're just there to remind me that I'm a piece of shit.

That's why I got off it, pal.

And then, of course, and then, yeah, socks.

14-year-old socks.

She's had these like these, they call them like tags.

I guess they're like tumors that grew off her belly.

For years, the doctor was like, they're not bothering her.

We don't have to remove them.

There's nothing wrong with them.

I guess one was in her, like, armpit,

and the skin got so stretched to the limit that it kept breaking and bleeding.

Yeah.

So, and you can't put a, and she loves to walk, and it's like right where her harness goes.

And the doctor was like, if you don't address this and you allow it to keep, because it can't heal, it keeps like healing and then opening again

when she's out, especially this time of year, the doctor was like, like, maggots can get in it because it's an open wound and it could get infected, obviously.

So, our suggestion is to take it off.

But I'll be honest with you, you know, she's a 14-year-old dog.

There's a chance she might not live through the operation.

So, you have that dilemma, which to me wasn't really a dilemma.

Yeah, you got to take it off.

You take it off, and I was like,

I know this dog's fucking

tenacity.

This socks has got moxie.

moxie.

I go, she is going to make it through, but like, there was a chance, though, that she might not make it through.

And she did make it through, and she's

mending, and she's back better than ever.

14 years old, but she, I don't know, again, what would you say?

She acts like a five-year-old?

What energy did I have?

But

I made the mistake because I felt bad.

You know, because my wife was like, you never ever mention Socks, do you?

You always talk about Teddy.

So I was like, all right, I'll give an update of what's going on with Socks.

All right.

I got to agree with her.

It is true.

Teddy is in the spotlight.

Teddy and Cooper.

But because Sox is just like a cool, she's like a cool cat.

She's like, almost like a human being.

She doesn't act goofy like the

owls.

Yeah.

Yeah, I hear you, bud.

So

I posted about Socks.

Okay, there it is.

Socks just looks like she just got into a car accident.

That was her sleeping.

I just wanted to get a picture of how, you know, she had gone through hell that morning.

Yeah, you know, but she was well on her way to recuperating, and she outwalks the dog that's 10 years her junior every night.

Like, Sock, I mean, Teddy wants to give up and go back to the car.

She never wants to give up.

Great.

So, did someone tell you a piece of shit for that?

Oh,

cruel and selfish.

And how could you put your dog through this kind of trauma for your benefit?

You have to be a responsible fucking pet owner.

They have to be trolling you.

There's no way this can be real.

There's no way.

No way.

I lied to you.

I would have made this up.

No, no, I believe you.

People are saying it.

But like, who?

Thank God that person who they said that my dog had already reached its

age

expectancy.

Yeah.

So to try to get any more out of her is just cruel to the dog

for your peace of mind that you think you're doing something great.

You ought to have a tumor that just breaks open on the skin.

But I guess they're saying, yeah, well, if that's the case, then just put the dog down.

That's the third option that I should have considered.

Could you imagine being the sort of cocksucker that sits on the internet and writes pets owners things like they know anything about your fucking pet or their quality of life or anything?

I was just dumbfounded.

I'm like, God damn, I I hope you're not in charge of grandma or grandpa's fucking

end-to-end fucking situation because you're fucking not.

Because they wouldn't have time to be on the fucking internet talking about a dog surgery if they had any real responsibility.

Wow, yeah, but that one, like, yeah, sometimes you don't have to say everything that comes into your head, right?

Or type it out.

Yeah, right.

Sometimes you just don't need to.

I don't understand it.

Like, if I, even if it was an instance where I, where I was like, I disagreed with somebody's decision about their pet, and I'm like, ooh, I wouldn't do that.

That would be the end of it.

I'd say that to myself, and then immediately like, ooh, fucking friends is on.

And I would never think about it again.

Like, you might tell Deb if you're streamed for conversation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, oh, yeah, yeah, like, yeah, there's a lull or a drive, it's a fucking red robin.

Oh, you know what?

I saw yesterday.

I certainly wouldn't run and fucking type out a fucking manifesto about how I'm a fucking selfish, unfeeling cocksucker for keeping my dog alive.

Now, she may only last, who knows, six months, a year, because things can turn on and dying with dogs.

I've seen it.

But she also may last, she may last, hopefully, fingers crossed, a lot longer.

And right now, her energy levels are better than they were before.

Like, she defies logic.

I know not every 14-year-old dog is this way.

I get it.

Yeah.

It's a gift.

But

that's also why, like, not every human is the same.

Not every 50-year-old human is the same as another 50-year-old one health-wise.

Same situation, right?

Yeah, of course.

I mean, this is common sense shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, there's just sometimes there's no common sense.

Only people who should be fucking like, remember when Reacher saw that dog in the yard and he went and punched that guy in the fucking face?

Be that guy.

You know what I mean?

Do that.

Don't go on the fucking internet internet and type your fucking

clums off your shirt and fucking type some shit.

Yeah, there's

a neurotic, unhealthy percentage of people who like to feel better about themselves by criticizing other people's decisions.

11 from Stranger Things.

She adopted a baby.

What the fuck did you do that for, stupid bitch?

Yeah.

The criticism was fucking outrageous.

More so than

my little son.

How old is she?

She's only in her 20s.

It is like, look, what 20s is she?

21.

Yeah, I think she's in her very early 20s.

And she just got.

So what?

She engaged her marriage.

She has the means.

She has the means and she wants to take care of a baby.

A baby that's in need of a home.

And yet you would think that, like, this is an indication of how

out of touch she is.

Or, you know, she doesn't, she's never lived a normal life.

How can she be a good mother?

I'm like, oh my gosh, they're a married couple.

Yeah, they adopted a kid, and somehow people are so they got generational wealth.

That one never, it's Bon Jovi's grandchild.

Like,

what can go wrong here?

Like, the kid would be searching for a well for 10 miles

she didn't come in and adopt her.

Like, what is the problem?

Oh, my God.

I just wanted to be like,

what is wrong with fucking human beings?

Like, you can't do even the most like

selfless act as adopting a child is met with criticism now.

Well, I just saw a quick headline.

It says it may inspire other Gen Zers to adopt children.

If you're not influenced, if you don't understand the difference between you, as a regular Gen Zer and Millie Bobby Brown and Jake John Jovi,

yeah, you shouldn't be adopting a kid.

Yeah.

It does seem like we've gotten or we're getting past the period where people took those people seriously, like the whiners online were taken really seriously for a number of years.

Yeah.

And it seems like most people are starting to be like, what the fuck are we listening to these assholes for?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What supposedly do they know that we don't have to do that?

I saw that the wife of Bruce Willis was getting harsh criticism because she revealed

she doesn't live in the same house with Bruce Willis.

He has caretakers and everything.

Major criticism.

She's a monster.

I was like, holy fuck.

I know that there's a lot of it goes into

this criticism is to make yourself feel better, like you're a better person.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Like the person who's typing this anonymous fucking D-bag,

it makes them somewhat feel better about themselves to say how they would handle something.

And you got to feel sorry for that too, though.

You know, they're so lost.

But they're so lost.

Let me live your life for you instead.

Yes, yeah.

That they feel the need

to do this because somehow they

garner more self-worth

by poning fucking celebrities for fucking

things that.

Yeah, for putting a guy with dementia into care that probably

is is necessary.

Like, if I'm not sure how far gone.

Yeah, like I'm not sure how far gone this guy is, but like, if it's pretty bad, like, she may not have the capacity to keep up with everything.

No, like, until you fucking, I know there's going to be people who criticize, like, well, I did this because my mom did this.

Okay, but every situation is different.

Bruce Willis has got Bruce Willis money to have some of the best care on the planet.

And if you need some time to fucking regroup at the end of the night and go go home to your own fucking place, and you have the ability to have your own place.

And the guy that you're leaving probably doesn't remember you anyway.

Yeah, it is wild, man.

The world is.

You got to get off that internet, dude.

Why don't you just stay off?

I want Teddy to win now.

I got to be on the internet.

I don't know why.

I went to see the Jaws 50th.

Oh, how was that?

It was pretty cool.

So I went over to Eaton Town, saw it on the IMAX.

And it's interesting.

They did IMAX.

Yeah, they did IMAX.

Oh, that's cool.

And it was interesting because there were, like, you know, I saw it in the 70s on the big screen, never saw it on the big screen again until the other day.

And the stuff that I noticed was interesting, like shooting stars at night.

Get out really that good.

Yeah, like you could see it that well.

You didn't know?

That they were shooting stars?

But yeah, but they weren't in the original print.

Those are added just like the Wizard of Oz.

Get out of here.

No, I'm not kidding around.

Are you serious?

Seriously, yeah.

They had all sorts of shit for like, yeah, just so they would get people to be like, really?

Nominally fucking.

Oh, I was like, why would they just like, why would they drunk?

Did you see how fucking disappointing you were?

Now you know my pain when I heard about the Wizard of Oz and the Flying Monkeys.

It just didn't make sense that they would add shooting stars was what got me.

I was like,

flying monkeys, I get.

But a lot of the people, like, when...

The shark shows up and everybody runs from the water onto the beach, the number of people laughing is crazy.

Really?

Yeah.

You can't help that.

It's not scary anymore.

You've got a crowd there.

That level of a crowd scene, yeah.

Well, it's like Teen Wolf with the cock hanging out.

Cock hanging out?

What's that?

What are you talking about?

What's the version of Teen Wolf?

Have you ever seen Teen Wolf 2 with the cock hanging out?

I've seen Teen Wolf 2.

With Jason Bateman as the box.

It's a gigantic scene at the gym after somebody sings.

I guess it's a bad thing.

Someone hangs Dom?

Yeah, and if you're paying the crowd, if you catch it, you'll see a guy who put his cock hanging out of his face.

Oh, awesome.

Where is this?

Oh, my God.

I got to see you.

This is a legend.

I never heard this either.

Let me see this.

Yeah, there's a big wang fucking.

He's a big wang.

You're about to see in this G-rated.

Well, this is the single.

There it is.

Where?

Somebody's fingers pointing to it, right?

See it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit.

First of all, that's Michael J.

Fox, which means it's the first Teen Wolf.

So it's not two, but that is.

You wouldn't get that one out if you were yours.

I wouldn't pull that one out if I was him.

Keep that one safely hidden away.

This is like a mushroom hanging out of the front of his jeans.

Well, maybe it was Flaccid, though.

It's hard to pop if you're going to do a stunt like this.

It's hard to get a boner on Teen Wolf, though.

Yeah, you're on the set.

Everybody's jumping around dancing.

Yeah, and you're expected to get a boner.

Wow.

I mean, Jesus.

I never heard of that.

It was a boner in public, though.

Did you hear about the guy who got caught masturbating at the corn concert?

Oh, the corn concert?

Yeah, I saw that.

I saw them getting carried away.

If there's music that's less fucking

sexually

stimulating than corn,

what maniac is like, I'm fucking so turned on right now.

He was sitting by himself.

He was sitting against, he was on one of the upper tiers, but sitting right against

right before you would fall off or whatever, like the very edge.

And yeah, he was just going for it, man.

Like in pants or out of pants?

The shot was from his back, so you couldn't really tell.

Okay.

I mean, he didn't have his pants all the way off.

I know that.

I've always been a big corn fan, but when I listen to corn,

like, you just want to punch somebody in the face, not punch a cock.

You know, it's

just

wild that that's what that music

drove him to do.

There's something else going on in that guy's world.

When Corn hears that, are they like

awesome?

Or are they like, oh, fuck.

I mean, I think

if I'm Corn, I'd be like, oh, damn it.

Is this going to blow back?

There we go.

Yeah, see him.

Are we sure he's jerking off?

Yeah,

there were witnesses.

This guy goes and fucking pops him.

Oh,

oh, that guy just hit him fucking from the back of the head.

He had to definitely been doing it for him to punch.

You don't do that without confirming.

Without being sure.

Oh, shit, it's been lifestay-in.

That's where I was for Oasis last night.

You're lucky you didn't get a fucking pop in the head.

The way you were talking, it looked like you're about to do it.

You rub one out right here in the fucking studio.

Wow.

He might have been drunk.

We had

in Orlando show, we had a couple start fucking in the audience.

Really?

Yeah.

We brought them to fucking

show

Universal City Walk.

It wasn't even like a super big, it wasn't like when we started doing like

the arena.

It was like a theater, so a couple thousand people, and it was

a to-do in the audience.

We're like, what the fuck's going on?

Maybe somebody got into a fight.

We found afterwards a girl was sitting on the guy's lap, and

he was fucking her, and they got thrown out by security.

So our reaction was like, oh man, that's awesome.

I wish I had seen it.

But then you're like, oh, then you start hearing, like, I feel bad there are people around it that I had to see and stuff like that.

Yeah, like

your

audience has many children in that team.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, we say 16 plus, but that never ever worked once.

You're not worried that, like, man, they were so disinterested in the show that they started fucking?

We got to fucking up our game.

We got to keep their interest.

I don't think anything I ever do will be more interesting than fucking.

So, no.

Fucking should always win out over anything I do ever.

If you have the opportunity to fuck or an episode or watch an episode, like an episode of Impractical Jokers, fuck.

Tone watch the show with 300 episodes.

That's all it ever.

They paid so much money to get into the, the for that ticket, and they just

the other guy was not paying attention to anything that was being spoken to

by you guys.

So he's totally wasted the money.

As long as it didn't waste it, it still came to me.

Oh, yeah, I'd love to get him on TSD.

Oh, I would love to.

It was so long ago.

It was pre-pandemic.

I don't think that I would ever be able to track him down.

They got thrown out.

They got banned from Universal Studios.

They should.

I can't disagree with you.

You can't really trust them.

No.

Oh, I forgot, too.

When I was in Canada, I high-fived an Asian guy.

There was no fallout.

Oh, no fart guy.

No fart guy.

Yeah, and I was listening to it when I was cutting it.

We were listening to it, and Mary Beth heard it, and we were laughing about it.

And she was like, I think maybe they were saying you're an old fart because you wouldn't do the high five.

That's a good theory.

That's a good theory.

Yeah.

I know it doesn't change anything, though.

I still want them fucking brought up on mutiny charges.

Can I charge them with that?

Could I have fucking browbeat the captain to throw them in the brig on mutiny charges?

You want them to get away with it?

How much captain are you?

I certainly wish you had tried.

Oh, what else we got here?

Did you see weapons yet?

I didn't.

You know what?

I didn't even know what it was about, and then I almost went to see it Sunday, and then I didn't.

Oh, yeah.

It's better if you don't know what it's about.

Yeah, I read the small small blurb.

Oh, I went in completely blind.

It's still great.

You like it?

Oh, I think you like it.

All right, I'll check it out this week.

Yeah.

I'll go see it.

When does voting end, Giddam?

September 12th, right?

And you got to vote every day.

JerseystopDogs.com.

Teddy Flanagan, you're looking for.

Yeah, September 12th.

September 12th.

Every day, people.

Everything just came to a screeching halt.

Go do it now.

Okay, we'll wait for you to come back.

We'll be right here.

You're not a cracker barrel guy, are you?

No, I saw this story, too, and I'm very suspicious of it.

You think that they intended to go back to the guy the whole time?

I don't believe there was a real outrage about it.

I believe this was a manufactured.

Because if that's true, if people are really upset by this,

then the right is bigger pussies than the left.

This is such a fucking non-story that the right has no fucking

they have no fucking legs to stand on if they complain about anything the left does because

they changed their fucking logo and now and you and you fucking

melt they got rid of the logo which could be viewed as being like PC or woke or whatever because it was because it's an old guy an old white guy in a wee in a rocking chair.

I don't believe this is a real story.

No, I believe this is mad.

I mean it was real enough that they lost $100 million in market value.

I don't think well that

I want to meet the one person who was really mad about this.

Right.

I would love to meet one person who was really upset by the fact that wasn't me.

That they changed their life.

I understand that.

I want to ask them, like, what are you missing in your life?

Like,

what is missing?

Because you've got to fucking find something.

I just, I listen to.

To fill that fucking massive void that allows you to get mad because a corporation changed their local.

But then the CEO or whoever she was comes on and she's like, yes, and we're learning that people love it.

And they're very excited about the new restaurants.

Gotta fucking.

But it's just like, you're full of shit.

You're full of shit, lady.

Like the next day they changed the logo back.

So how fucking excited could everyone have been?

Although, I tell you what, when we were driving, I saw a cracker barrel, man, that place was fucking packed.

Yeah, people may have reminded him that Crackle Barrel was about.

Remember when they got rid of Aunt Jemima?

Yeah.

You think they could bring her back now?

No.

You don't think they could bring her back now?

I thought they brought her back as like she was like, she looked like

Lola Filana, though, like real hot.

Well, they did that years ago.

She's been hot for years.

Right, but I don't think you can go back now to like Florida Evans.

No, no.

Get her hot Aunt Jemima back.

Hot?

Well, no, original Aunt Jemima was a big, pretty, hefty, big-bone lady.

Yeah, they did shirt.

Yeah, and she's never coming back.

She'd probably never come back.

Well, there's the difference.

There's old Aunt Jemima.

There's new Aunt Jemima.

They should go back to old Aunt Jemima.

No.

I think so, too.

Can't go back, you.

We can never go back.

Do you think that the Aunt Jemima people see what happened with Cracker Barrel and are like, why the fuck did we cave?

I thought this was done in the era before even the internet, that they changed it.

No, this was the pandemic.

No, they dropped it after the George Floyd stuff.

Yeah.

They dropped it during the pandemic.

Yeah.

It was

to all that.

It's good.

I think it's a nice, I put a feather in my cap that with all that was going on in the world, world, I never even heard this story back then.

Well, we talked about it for sure on the show.

Definitely.

Flushed it out of my brain.

But do you think that now they're like, why the fuck did we cave?

That was the first thing I thought.

I was like, oh, the angel people must be a nice person.

I think people who fucking...

They just held on.

They're the only game in town for that, for syrup, right?

They're the most famous syrup.

I don't know about that.

Isn't that Mrs.

Butterworth?

Mrs.

Butterworth?

I thought that was butter.

Mrs.

Butterworth.

Mrs.

Syrup, yeah.

I think it's just butter, bro.

Probably the biggest name.

I bet you're wrong, Paul.

They should call her Mrs.

Syrup worth then.

She should.

Yeah, that would have been a more accurate

name.

I don't eat pancakes, so I don't know, but I always assumed that Mrs.

Butterworth was hawking fucking butter.

There she is.

There's Mrs.

Butterworth.

I mean, they kept the bottle in her image.

I'm surprised they haven't fucked up.

Oh, that's Butterworth.

Oh, actually, I'm not surprised because they made Mrs.

Butterworth now real curvy and fucking with big tatas and

like it's modeled after Sidney Sweeney.

No, maybe someone a little bit more top-heavy than her.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I make it into pancakes, then.

Who's that big?

Oh, who's that the kiss and bandit?

What was her name again?

Oh, the woman who ran on this.

Yeah, so goalie.

I can't remember her name now.

Fucking Morgana.

Morgana, the kiss and bandits.

Like she was the new model for Mrs.

Butterworth.

Present day.

I don't know.

I can't help.

When I saw Cracker Bell, my first thing was thinking about Aunt Jemima.

I'm like, I bet you they wish they hadn't gotten rid of her now.

Well, I know

the descendants of Aunt Jemima and the town that she came from.

I know we're pissed.

We're very proud of that.

And why the hell did you get rid of her?

Yeah, they're like, it's the only thing we got going for us.

I've eaten at Cracker Barrel maybe six times, four of which I've gotten to shits afterwards.

Really?

I'm surprised that you would continue.

You usually have like,

you usually have like a once and that's it policy.

You know, there's like in between those dining experiences have been years at times.

So like, yeah, you know what?

I'm sure it's better by now.

And I make the same mistake.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Never again.

I like Crack a Barrel on the Road.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know we've done several times.

Yeah.

I would never be like, let's go to Crack a Barrel tonight.

But if you're driving past it, I'd be like, oh, man, let's go check out the old

cracker Herschel.

Whatever his name is, Herschel?

I think so.

I think that's what his name is.

Yeah,

I don't know if it wasn't just another manufactured outrage story to piss certain people off to be like, hey, don't worry about the fact that there's a whole generation that will never be able to buy a house.

But Cracker Barrel changed their fucking logo.

That's what you should be making.

Probably.

Yeah, let's forget about, you know, yeah, the Epstein list.

Yeah, it hasn't been released yet.

Cracker Barrel, no.

That's what you should be making.

Cracker Barrel is easy to be pissed about, though.

Like, the Epstein shit, there's nothing you can do.

And then when it gets changed back, those same people who, if there were, and I don't believe there were people who are pissed, but if there are, they'll be like, I won.

I fucking won.

I won tonight.

Well, it's a rare win in these situations.

You got to take them where you can get them.

Can you imagine, though, feeling any sort of victory?

No, no.

Well,

when they changed it, I didn't feel any defeat.

So I mean, I'm going to change it back.

Yeah, there's been times when I've been on the road and there's like cracker barrels on the next exit, and I'm like, can we make, can we just drive another?

I don't care if it's 60 miles more

to the next exit in case there's something better, because I really don't want the shits tonight.

When we were in the hotel,

not the first night, first thing the next morning, clogged the toilet up.

On your fucking honeymoon?

Well, you're your five-year anniversary.

Five-year anniversary.

Oh, no, that's got to fucking,

it's got to, like, it's got to somewhat.

If the romance is at a 10, it's got to bring it down to a 7, right?

I would say that it didn't help.

Immediately right out of the gate.

No, I mean, I had to call down for a plunger.

Can you be like, can you play Verde?

Like, did you flush your tamp out in his fucking toilet?

Oh, but unbelievable.

I know you did.

I'll let it go this time.

But now I gotta call for a plunger.

It's not even that time of the month, Brian.

Yeah, right.

It's always our time of the month.

Isn't it, bitch?

Isn't it?

Happy anniversary.

Well, because I can't control my bowels.

Brian, you're scaring me.

It's going to cost me a fortune.

But the guy does bring the plunger up, right?

And I'm like,

I reach out and he goes, no, it was like an Asian guy.

I don't think he spoke English.

He's got a unpunched your toilet.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

So I had to give him a 20 bucks.

But yeah, he had to see my fucking gross evacuation.

Oh, no.

But then, after he leaves,

I'm on my honeymoon

over his shoulder as he's doing it.

I'm in love.

That's nice.

Oh, you speak English?

Okay.

Yeah.

No, but then when he's like buddy buddy, can you just please say that there was a tampon in there?

Yeah.

I just take one out of my pocket, I throw it on the floor, and I'm like, aha!

He's actually she's a toy guy.

Sorry, ma'am.

You can't flush these down the toilet.

What did I tell you?

What have I been telling her?

Exactly what I've been telling her.

Brian gives a big wig to a big saw.

It's still in the wrapper.

You never take it out.

It's just wet.

It's floating on the top of the surface.

This brings me to something I've been thinking about, though.

I told him about it recently.

recently get him

i i don't know why but i i for i mean especially here at the office

um sometimes i'll use the girls room when it's

obviously we're the only people in the building because

it has better water uh the water comes out all cloudy if i want to fill up the dogs uh bowls and the in the girls room it does come out cloudy but there are so many signs to not flush tampons down the down the fucking toilet.

And then I was in an all-sex bathroom, all-sex bathroom

somewhere.

And again, no signs.

And I want to be like, what is wrong

with women that if they don't know by now not to flush it down, like, why do they have to be told every time they walk into a bathroom not to flush it down?

I mean, either they're the most stubborn fucking bitches on the planet or they're fucking brain dead.

I would expect that, like, remember, like, in sixth grade when they had that course, like, you know, like they took all the boys out of the class and all the girls stayed back.

That should have been, yeah, that should have been the first thing that went over.

Here's how you put it in.

Here's where you don't put it.

Or is it just like, I'm going to let no man tell me where I'm going to put my tampon.

Yeah, yeah.

You're exactly right.

Yeah.

Some modern day woman.

The patriarchy.

Yeah.

Some modern-day woman clogging up toilets.

I did notice, though, after the guy left,

I looked out of the toilet and the hole where everything is supposed to go down, dude, it was like the size of this Gatorade bottle.

I was like, no wonder.

It wasn't wasn't my fault.

That's not great.

Those are no pre-triangle toilets.

Yeah, probably like low pressure or whatever.

Yeah, that's why they're changing, putting all sorts of different chemicals on our food so our stools aren't as large as they used to be as our grandfathers.

Wow.

Our grandfathers had much larger, more powerful stools.

Yeah, I remember that.

Little fucking

man little shit.

Look like rabbit shit.

Yeah.

Look at a bunch of fucking rabbits hopping around.

And that's like to save water, they have to change, you know, and put

change the way we defecate.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't agree with it.

I don't agree with it at all.

Give me as much water as possible.

He's

got some secret plans to make men have

vaccinated

to make your shit less manly.

In Russia, they still take shits at a giant and bear-like.

This is the story of the fucking day, though.

This is, though, this is a real, that whole shit about bill gates and stools that's bullshit that was

spreading misinformation

researchers

in japan are conducting the first human clinical trials for a new drug that will regrow teeth by 2030.

whoa is that fucking insane now do you want to take that drug that is so fucked up because you could have a tooth coming out of your fucking scrotum Oh,

it doesn't come out right, you know.

Um, I mean, I have so many implants at this point, I wouldn't even, I don't even think I could do it, but

I mean, if

but if you're telling me that science finds a way to regrow teeth, you'll never have a need for dentures ever again.

Now, big denture, yeah, they're not gonna like it, they're not gonna like this, they're not gonna like it.

But I wouldn't, but who's gonna take that fucking drug, though?

That is so I know Giddam's raising his hand.

Yeah, why wouldn't he?

Because it's so unfucking natural, it goes against anything that we've ever been taught that you can regrow bone, especially where you have your body.

Yeah, but there's precedent for it already because you already grow.

Like, you already have baby teeth and then secondary teeth.

So you have.

Yeah, but

correct me if I'm wrong, but we didn't need any drugs to fucking regrow our teeth.

Right, but that's what I'm saying.

It's not like we're growing up.

Unless my mom told me something that I neglected to tell me.

But it's something we've already...

It's not like it's like grow a third leg.

It's something that already happens in nature that they're just figuring out a way to restart that process.

Trigger the regrowth process to be my guess.

Like that's why it's easier.

Would you want to be would you take this?

I wouldn't be the first guy to take it, but like it was.

I was terrified, you know, like all of a sudden I got a tooth coming out of my cheek.

Yeah, like in all these inopportune places that make it look stupid.

I mean, obviously if that was a side effect, I wouldn't take it.

But I mean, if they're doing it and they figured it out.

Like, do they grow in your mouth or do they grow them somewhere else and then implant them?

Well, I think

probably.

How the fuck have they not cured baldness yet?

I think that's getting close to it.

How the fuck have they not cured that?

That's black.

That's wild to me.

That's the zillion-dollar fucking.

Yeah, but Bezos is walking around with no fucking hair on his head.

How the hell is he not?

It's coming, though.

It's coming.

I'm shocked that they haven't done that yet.

I think it's harder than

it appears though and sure

i would say so right and i think also you got your the fda is that the you know

they kind of have you they have hoops that you make you jump through in the united states but not in other countries like

yeah

i think it's coming though i think the person who figures that out will be the richest human of all fucking ever of all time oh yeah

and then you see your bald friends start coming in with giant heads of hair and shit like that You're like, teeth growing out of their cheeks.

I got the two for one.

Oh, what else do I have here?

Oh, fucking fuck Sonic,

the restaurant.

Oh, really?

After years.

of not using Sonic because they fucked up my order every single time.

After years, Q.

Yeah.

They had years to get their act together.

And I really was like in a mood for a burger the other day.

I was like, you know what?

I haven't had Sonic in so long, and I like Sonic burgers.

So we ordered Sonic.

And guess who fucked up the order?

Sonic.

Sonic did.

I am calling for a fucking nationwide boycott of Sonic.

I don't know if they could fucking survive it.

When I drive by the Sonic by our house, I'm like,

is that still older?

You want to Middletown?

Yeah.

You want a Middletown, yeah.

Yeah.

There was also one over in Shrewsbury that was like tucked so far back back, like in this plaza, that yeah, that's totally gone now.

But yeah, I was just like,

what is in the water at Sonic that they cannot get a fucking order right?

Has the world recovered from the pandemic yet?

Or are we still like can't find people to work jobs?

I think that's still the case.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I think that's still the case that people are not.

And now with ICE rounding up everybody, that we're losing those workers.

It may never be the same for you in Sonic, brother.

You might have to just.

I noticed when I went to Sonic, it always seemed to be a bunch of teenagers.

Yeah.

Which makes sense, you know?

They're like, fuck.

They don't care about your burger.

I mean, I got a fucking text to answer.

It wasn't my burger.

Mary Burger was it?

They didn't include Mary Beth's dinner at all.

Oh.

Yeah, so.

And then DoorDash is like, all right, we'll give you

the price of the meal or the price of the food or whatever.

Nothing for inconvenience.

Nothing for like, well, now I don't have any fucking dinner.

Did you order on it on what?

DoorDash.

Well, that's why.

They're like, we're not fucking responsible.

That guy ate it on the way to you.

Probably did.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

In fact, I'm going to take that as fact and complain now.

Oh, the butterfly thing, too.

I had a note about that.

There was a girl who was

this red-headed copperhead girl was sitting so still for so long because she wanted a butterfly to land on her.

So her mom could take a picture.

I'm like, I'm not kidding around.

It was like 20 minutes.

Oh, gosh.

And then eventually she just gave up.

She was upset.

And then she found a dead butterfly and put it on her head and posed with it.

That's how bad she wanted a butterfly.

Fucking Instagram fucking, you know.

They don't know on Instagram.

They don't know if that butterfly is dead on Instagram.

As far as all her followers knew,

she's fucking.

All 26 people.

The butterflies love her.

She's like Snow White.

She walks in, they all flock to her, even the dead ones.

Dead ones.

Taylor Swift is good to have sex with.

There's a certain Taylor Swift songs.

I have the link here, but for some reason, the link is not.

Did you hear about your boy?

I heard he got engaged.

He got engaged.

He had to be happy.

Do you think you'll get invited to the wedding?

No,

I don't think so.

No.

Would you go?

You'd have to go.

Oh, in a heartbeat, I'd go.

How could you not go?

I mean,

you know how I was talking about how I got fucking

railed on about my decision to do that operation with socks.

Yeah.

Those two kids, they fucking take it on the chin.

The internet fucking, like, they announced they're getting married, and it's like

the people come out in droves to fucking shit on it.

Yeah, I don't think it matters that much when you're worth like a billion dollars.

You always say that.

I think that's the go-to move.

It doesn't matter because they have money.

But they have feelings, though.

They don't care.

They don't have their feelings, though.

Their feelings are fine.

If they didn't care, they wouldn't announce to the world that they're engaged.

No, there are way more people that care than are the people who are being mean to them.

And that's where they're making many, many, many dollars.

I don't know.

Why would they care?

I mean, they have the ultimate fuck you money.

They're like, I don't care what you think.

Fuck you.

I don't know.

I mean, people, like, artists are sensitive, though.

And she's an artist.

Dude,

you lose that sensitivity just because

you cross over a different

tax bracket.

Yeah, you do.

You think so?

Of course, you do.

Absolutely, you do.

Why wouldn't you?

So, if Walt was richer, the comments about socks wouldn't bother him, right?

Not in any way, shape, or form.

That's not true.

It is on the true.

It'd annoy the piss out of me.

No, it wouldn't.

I'm telling you, as God is my witness, I would be just as fucking mad if I had a billion dollars in the bank as if I had a dollar.

No fucking way.

I'm telling you.

You wouldn't be online.

Why?

Because I've tried to build up my fucking bank account.

I only got a dollar.

You'd be doing literally anything you want to do that's enjoyable in life because you have the most.

I would be doing the same thing.

If I had a billion dollars, I'd be sitting in the room with fucking get them.

That's what I want to do.

Well, I can't argue with you.

You're saying that.

I had the same discussion with Robin.

What was that?

Get on, Mike.

You want to hear this.

If you had a billion dollars, you just want to come sit with me every day?

Oh, my God.

I'm about to cry.

Holy shit.

Ray was like, what would you do if you won the Powerball?

He goes, would you quit?

I'm like, no.

I said,

you want to talk about two different things.

You're talking about not changing your routine versus giving a shit what

anonymous fucking assholes online say about you.

Like, there's why would you care at all?

I don't think money automatically absolves you from feeling.

If it does, that is a problem then, because then it really is the root of all evil.

If you become this unfeeling, uncaring monster.

No, but it could, but you're talking about people who are being mean to you.

I don't think not paying attention and not caring about that makes you into a monster.

I think that

does quite the fucking opposite.

The people who are online telling them that whatever shit they're giving Travis

are the monsters,

not the two people just getting annoyed and having it like falling in love.

I think if I had a billion dollars, I would get more hate online.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, like if Giddam won the lottery.

And I was touched initially.

Like for a second, I was touched by that comment that you would just keep coming to work and hang out in a room with me.

But then I think back, well, wait a minute.

There's absolutely nothing short of a

catastrophic event that would change his routine, though.

Nothing would change his routine.

I don't know if it's me.

I don't, I think.

It's not as touching as you think it is.

No, it's not.

He just doesn't.

He's incapable of change.

So

he still would fucking buy rancid meat with a billion dollars in the bank.

And he would still come in here and tell me fucking pointless inane stories.

And meanwhile, how hard is it that he has a billion and you're still where you're at?

You're like, I got to listen to this.

Got no choice but to listen to this shit.

Yeah, but I do hope that

they have a long,

happy marriage because the odds are stacked against them.

Two celebrities.

I don't know.

Has he retired?

He's playing probably one more year.

I think he probably has one more year.

And if he doesn't rebound and have a better year than last year, I'm sure he has to think about retiring.

Well, also, his wife is one of the richest women in the world.

So I'd be like, fuck it.

Again, though,

I think

that's the default that most people think.

Well, his wife is rich, but you don't think he wants to.

But isn't he worth millions of dollars as well?

Yeah, but then if you're just sitting around playing fucking Xbox while your wife is fucking writing hit songs,

and all of a sudden you're just that fucking dude that married brittany oh no he he no no he's already isn't he considered like a great affordaback was his name no he's a tight end yeah you're just uh tight end sorry isn't he considered like a like yeah he'll probably go in hall of fame yeah so like what is he's got nothing left to prove kevin federal right but then you but you have to do something every day to

i think as a man to feel like and it's not playing playstation

and your wife's going and you know traveling around making all this money and now you're just sitting around doing nothing.

I don't think those are his only options.

Yeah, he could be, he's a good podcaster, too.

Yeah, so I'm saying he was funny and Happy Gilmore 2.

He could do some stuff.

Yeah, he could.

He's a blessed man.

He's going to live a blessed life.

Yeah, but

the odds are stacked against that marriage lasting, though, I think, because celebrity marriages seemingly always fall apart after a little while.

I don't know.

Then you got your Tom Hanks's and your Rita Wilson's.

Yeah.

Was she famous, though?

Sure.

I think she was an actress prior to meeting him.

Not nearly as famous as Sim, obviously.

See, I don't really know her as Dancing, Mary Scene Virgin.

Dan DeVito, Rio Perlman.

But I can name you a billion people.

I can rattle off a billion marriages of two famous people that you can.

I can name you a billion marriages of guys in my firehouse that fucking fell apart.

I just hope that there's that, you know, that

it's a long

one forever for them, just to kind of make up it if you can get that back to him, you know, because I make up maybe for something else shitty, the internet is.

There's no way to contact that man.

Because, you know, the internet is not wishing that for them.

I think a lot of people are wishing that for them.

All the Swifties are.

Yeah, definitely.

Well, they're Legion.

But, you know, the miserable cunts.

Yeah, they're out there in the world.

They got opinions.

They are not wishing.

You're going to hear it, and they're right about them.

Happiness.

Yes.

Their opinions are correct, and your opinions are not correct.

It's not even an opinion.

No, You're an evil person for thinking, though.

Don't disagree with them.

Now, does that kind of cut her legs out as a songwriter, though, because she can't write about

her breakups and her

and like

it has to be all positive, though, if you're writing about your husband.

You got enough five minutes.

She's chooses to write about, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe you got an argument.

I don't know.

She's like, I got a billion and you don't.

Part of the lyrics.

Will she ever pull that card on him, you think?

No, I'd pull it in the vows.

Don't forget.

No,

she'll never use it against him.

How much money that

it's not like he needs more than the money he has.

You've never said something.

There's a no-go zone when if you're in a relationship with somebody, you're like, I'm not ever going to use that against her.

But

have you ever broken it and been like, and use it?

Like, oh, fuck, I was probably, I said to myself, I was never going to use that card.

And I played it.

Have I ever done that?

Yeah.

Have you ever just said something that you're like, oh, I shouldn't have used that card?

that was that was that was a low blow.

I shouldn't have done that.

Based on how much money I have?

No, no, just not anything, no, because you can, in a fit of anger, you could, she could get mad at him and say, What is she going to say?

You're only worth $500 million as opposed to my $700 million?

Like, what is she going to say?

You're poor.

Yeah.

I mean,

if anything, like, they're pretty equal.

Like, he doesn't need her money at all.

Prenup?

Probably, yeah, probably.

I would say so.

But probably a very easy prenup to get through.

You keep yours, I keep mine.

Originally, I brought her up because, and I would not have thought this, but I saw an article, Taylor Swift's Songs to Have Sex to, and there's a whole bunch.

I would not think that she was the

and it made me wonder: well, what's on your

playlist?

It's not probably not Taylor Swift, right?

We did with Tim once.

Yeah, we did this on the, yeah, and

I did Monday Night Football theme.

Yeah, correct.

Guess you're going.

Yes, talking all about like intimacy, physical attraction, breathy, moaning,

desires, and

potential transgression.

I like professional wrestling on TV while I'm doing it.

Yeah.

Good background noise.

Sweaty, masculine men writhing all over each other.

The sound of the crowd.

Sweat a a flying.

I'm going to put you in a full Nelson.

Yeah.

You're ready to take a bump in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Going off the top rope.

Q's going to the top rope.

Look out.

Here comes Q ropes.

Here comes Q

standing on the edge of the bed.

Ding, ding, ding.

Yo, Luchador mask on.

I'm ready to go, man.

Come on, George, the animal, steal on you.

Call this thing pregnant.

Yeah, it sounds nice.

Would you try, Taylor Swift?

If you're not listening to wrestling.

Sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, why not?

Give it a try.

I don't find her music particularly sensual, but it's got some good songs.

They're saying the key songs are dress.

So it goes.

Dress.

False God.

I can see you.

Guilty of sin and lavender haze.

I'm going to listen to this dress song.

I'm going to say that's the number one selection, dress.

From 1989.

You see,

she's writing songs here.

No, no, no.

The album name is 89.

Oh, okay.

I was like, how the fuck is that possible?

That's the album name.

It's a great album.

She was like 11 in 89?

Oh, so I know that song.

Style.

Yeah.

With sensual descriptions of attraction.

Yeah.

My songs are a bit older than that.

They're nothing going to be that current.

You know, some Leo Sayer.

You make me feel like dancing.

77.

Dancing that away.

Oh, in that high-pitched voice.

You make me feel like dancing.

Yeah, there you go, kid.

I'm getting all chubby right now.

Like another set of teen wolf.

Yeah, here he is.

Look at this.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, man.

You know, people got busy to this shit.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Yeah.

Nothing, yeah, nothing of the current Fangle shit.

You know, that makes me fucking

the opposite of fucking ready.

Right.

I feel like I'm like a turtle going inside a shell when I hear that new shit.

Taylor Swift.

Yeah, it's like my cock fucking retreats inside my body.

That's not good.

Anything new, anything post-1990.

Wow, you have it.

1990.

It makes my member just want to fucking run and hide the last one.

I was going to say that, like, sometimes you put on something like Wu-Tang, and then all of a sudden there's a skit in the middle of it.

Yeah, like, get your nuts on that.

Yeah.

That's all right.

You do it in the playlist.

It'll be fine.

Yeah.

Oh, is that it?

That was it for me, I think.

I think that's all I had, yeah.

Although the guy from Walking Tall, you remember that movie.

The original?

The original movie, Walking Tall.

Yeah.

Wasn't that Joe Don Baker?

Carry a Big Stick.

Yeah, it's

they're saying that

he actually murdered his wife.

Whoa.

Why won't this

Joe Don Baker murdered his wife?

No, no, no.

I think the real life.

The actual sheriff.

Oh, oh, okay.

I was like, hold on.

The real life story it's based on.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Is that the tagline in that?

I never even saw.

I never saw Walking Tall.

Oh, wow.

So the movie is based on this incident?

I think it was based on him as a sheriff, right?

The movie.

Yeah, he was portrayed in a 1973 hit movie that led people to believe that his wife was ambushed by his enemies.

Jesus, fuck, how'd they figure that out?

Like, yeah, I mean, they're still working on cases from the 70s.

58 years ago.

He's dead.

He died seven years later.

Right.

But how the fuck did they figure it out?

Internet sleuths?

I don't know.

That's crazy.

Yeah, it didn't say in the the article I read either.

Oh, I want to know.

Buford Pusser fans.

He can't defend himself.

No.

He was a tough but fair sheriff with zero tolerance for crime.

It's got to be, right?

Oh, it says investigators covered up that

she suffered signs of domestic violence.

Oh, boy.

They began re-examining files on her death in 2022 as part of a regular review of cold cases.

And then they found inconsistencies between the sheriff's version of events and the physical evidence.

And then they received a tip about a potential murder weapon and exhumed the woman's body, the wife's body, for an autopsy.

Wow.

I wanted to ask you guys.

Oh, the sheriff died in a car crash, too.

If you guys want to bring one old story to retell and have an old retell them Steve Dave episode, just one story that you've told on Steve.

Tell him Steve Dave that you'd like to retell.

All right.

Sure.

All right.

Think of something.

I like it.

I'm in.

Do it.

I thought it'd be interesting, fun to hear if anything's changed.

Well, I wouldn't be able to tell you, but I mean, but I bet your listeners will be able to be like, oh, this part changed, and they didn't mention this.

Why is he a hero in this story?

All right.

Tell them, Steve, Dave.

Hey, hey, I'm your life,

I'm the one who takes you there.

Hey, hey, I'm your life, I'm the one who cares.

Hey, hey, they betrayed, I'm your only true friend now.

Hey,

they'll betray.

I'm forever there.

I'm in a spinning on, shaking on a string, you know.

You make me feel like dancing.

You know it's avatar.

You make me feel like dancing.

You know it's avatar.

You make me feel like dancing.

I feel like dancing, dancing.

There's the night away.

I feel like dancing.

Dancing.

I know pain.

You're my mask, you're my cover, my shelter.

You, you, you're my mask, you're the one who's blamed.

Do you do my work, do my dirty work, skip go.

Do

my deeds, for you're the one who shame.

You take me higher,

love a catch and on your call.

You make me feel like dancing, you know it's avatar.

You make me feel like dancing, you know it's avatar.

You make me feel like dancing.

I feel like dancing, dancing, dance the night away.

I feel like dancing, dancing, dance the night away.

I feel like dancing, dancing, dance the night away.

I feel like dancing,

dancing,

You, you, Sabatro.

Hey, hey, I'm your hate, I'm your hate when you are low.

Hey, hey, pay the price, pay for nothing spare.

Hey, hey,

I'm your life,

I'm the one who took you there.

Hey,

I'm your life, and I no longer care.

And if you'll let me sway, we'll dance our lives away.

You make me feel like dancing.

You make me feel like dancing.

You make me feel like dancing.

You know it's true.

You make me feel like dancing.