#653: Vinegar Boy

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I don't think I would hate Giddam as a child at all.

But think of the way he himself said they all hated him at the camp.

I was like, Who the fuck is this midget that he's hanging out with?

I love football more than I like friends.

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell'em Steve Dave with BQ.

Hello.

And with Walt.

Yo.

Walt, you know what everyone is talking about?

It's all anybody's talking about.

Dubai chocolate?

No, I do not buy chocolate.

You do buy.

Dubai the country makes chocolate now?

I know.

There's some sort of internet fad.

I saw it when I was walking the dogs.

It was on one of the windows, the chocolate store downstairs.

It's from Dubai, and that's a big deal, I guess.

I don't know what it means, but yeah, but it says we have Dubai chocolate.

It's probably very rich chocolate.

Ah, I like that.

You like that?

I think it's a TikTok fad.

Yeah,

what is it?

Yeah, I'm sure that's not what you were going to

hoping I said, though.

Dubai chocolate, I was not aware of.

Now I am.

It's a style of chocolate bar filled with

cad.

I don't know if I say that right, chopped phyllo pastry and pistachio tahini cream.

I mean, it sounds fucking delicious.

You can get somewhere.

Yeah.

In about an hour, you can go downstairs and sure they're swimming in it.

They have like seven signs on the window.

Oh, do they?

Yeah, man, man.

I'll fucking go for it.

It's a bit heavy on Dubai chocolate.

It's one of those things, like, remember, was it Cronuts

or something like that?

Was that it?

Get them?

Cronuts?

It was like a bagel and a donut.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't ever remember seeing that.

Or something like that.

It's a pastry created in trademarks in 2012 by the French pastry.

It looks really unappeasing, unappealing.

Yeah.

A bagel with...

Is this cruel?

Because I don't know if you know this, BQ.

Bry gave up sugar and weed last week.

For how long?

I couldn't wait for one week and you get your shit together.

I got it together, man.

Got me a job.

Now we're talking about Dubai chocolate and go nuts.

I got to tell you, I feel weak, man.

I am weakened from hunger.

Really?

Because I'm not eating a lot.

I mean, I gave up sugar, but I'm trying to diet so I look good when you travel next day.

Oh, I see.

All right.

So you're just going to

starve myself.

Well, I kind of weed because, like, at night, well, first off, you know, like, I don't really smoke anymore.

I just use the edibles.

Yeah.

So it's not as hard to get away from it.

But I found that with weed, I did not have the

self-restraint to not eat at night.

Yeah.

It's a tough one.

The munchies, it's real.

Oh, it's real.

That's the thing.

That's real.

Get the fuck out of here.

I thought that was.

No, it's great.

It's great.

It's awesome.

Why is it great?

It tastes so good, everything.

Yeah, it really does.

You're right.

You just love it.

You're just so happy to be sitting there eating popcorn at 1 a.m.

Yeah.

Like for me, it was like a big old bowl of ice cream with caramel syrup on it.

Mary Beth would be night after night giving me this shit, enabling

i can't tell you how many times i rolled my eyes at some fucking moron who was like i got the munchies bro oh really like

do i have a fucking gun that i could just kill you and end me with if you say that word one more time munchies

it's so corny yeah it's corny but it is true there has to be some science to it

there is a science to it is there about it yeah there's something that triggers some fucking hormone in you right and makes you want to eat it's good though

It's good.

I mean, you know.

Hormone.

Trying to get

healthier, going on walks and stuff.

I got to lose some weight, man.

You're in one of those phases.

Yeah, getting older.

And this time, I say it every time, man, because I yo-yo.

I'm thin, then I'm fat, then I'm thin, then I'm fat.

This time, I'm like, for real this time.

I'm not going back.

I have, I think this time is for real because did you hear he took a hammer to the volcano in a

fit of a sugared-out fucking

episode to destroy the volcano?

A munchie-induced.

Yeah, I was like, fuck Quinn.

That's Quinn's fault.

That's all you bought it for?

It was a gift.

Well, to be fair, he also took an axe to Frank Five's weed.

Those weed chairs he got in front of him.

He knew what it would do.

Chopping up anything has to do with, like, Art, we have no more pots in the house.

I'm like, it's too close.

Throw them out, Mary Beth.

Is she joining you on this sober journey?

No.

No, last week you said she was.

I thought she was, but she's not.

She still likes to take her tincture at night, the little

edible gel that she puts on

a little piece of candy.

I mean, it's almost nothing.

She takes almost nothing.

It doesn't take anything to get her high.

So I thought she would have joined, but she said no.

And did you ask her to join?

You're like, take my hand, Mary Beth.

Let's walk into the grip of addiction.

Yeah.

Let's walk.

Drug-free.

Let's walk together.

Sugar-free.

Not headache-free.

Oh, boy.

That's the thing about dieting.

You always have some sort of like low-level headache at all times.

It sucks.

It blows.

But I figure, like, I'm like, if I can do it until we go away,

that should be a pretty decent job.

And then I can, you know,

because I know I'm not going to be doing it where we want to.

What does that mean?

You're not going to be doing it.

I won't be dieting.

What about the pot?

You think that's it?

You think that's it?

You'll never ever touch any cannabis?

Oh, he'll definitely touch cannabis on that vacation.

You don't want to say never, ever.

Why?

Why is that vacation?

Why is it a prerequisite that cannabis has to be?

It's not.

I'm just a realist.

He knows me.

I'm not stopping.

Take my hand, Q.

I asked him last week, would he, once he felt like he was over the hump,

would he grab you by the fucking neck and be like, you got to do this, like, get right in your face.

Yeah.

And be like, we're both doing this.

If American says no, and it's okay.

Shaking him.

I want you to live.

Living just the way I want, buddy.

Don't you worry about old BQ.

So the big news, I happened to see a short video online starring BQ.

Starring me?

Yeah.

Whoa.

Hanging outside the Key West Theater, holding up two fingers.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, I didn't know where you were going with this.

Yeah.

Yeah, Q West 2.

We put it on sale.

Just went up.

I saw some people buying Justin Kyle already.

Went up for sale Monday.

The event bright

is up for sale.

We're already more than halfway sold out in like two days.

Yeah.

Pretty good.

Day and a half, really.

Yeah, something like that.

When's it roll?

What date?

April 10th, the weekend of April 10th.

Okay.

Next year?

Yeah, there it is.

Oh, 2026.

Yeah, 2026.

April next year.

April of 2025 pass ready?

Yes, that was when we did the first one.

Oh, yeah, right.

Yeah.

I'm a little out of touch.

It's

out of touch, not because sugar we,

because I don't care, I don't have a real job anymore, so I don't even know what day it is.

I don't even know what month it is.

Sometimes I just wear the same clothes for days on end.

Really?

I do the same thing.

I'm guilty of that.

I'm only kidding.

I don't do that.

I don't actually do that.

I know you do.

I don't want to be in the same, I don't want to be pigeonholed in the same fucking boat.

Well, take my hand.

I'm already there, brother.

Give up changing clothes.

Yeah, I'm very excited.

Walt, you did make a promise that you would come down next year.

I did?

Yeah, yeah.

Was it a pinky promise?

It was not a pinky promise.

Okay, then I'm good then.

I mean, you said it on air.

Everybody heard you, but I guess nobody believed you.

I don't know.

Well, we'll see.

I got time to see if I can get my affairs in order.

I got affairs to.

I understand.

I understand.

April's done.

If you can get it done by April, sure.

Yeah, really excited.

Started talking to some artists, you know, new.

It's going to be great.

It's going to be great.

And, of course, we'll be there.

We'll have a good time.

We'll see if we can get Jimmy the hair guy.

Oh, wait.

Didn't I ban him?

Did you ban him?

Now, right now, he just collapsed.

Banned.

It was one or the other.

It was like

it was something like that.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, there he is.

Yeah, this is the other picture I saw.

And I did it.

I did not until I read it.

I was like, who the fuck is this midget that he's hanging out with?

That doesn't do it for you, huh?

That's a little guy.

It's a little guy right there.

That guy's 85 years old.

Yeah, he doesn't look it.

What?

Ringo Star is 85 years old.

That's Ringo Star?

Yeah, that's Ringo, baby.

Holy shit.

What happened to Ringo?

He looks great.

He does look great, but he lost some height.

He is very thin.

But he's 85, and he's got so much energy.

And for like a guy who has been a legend his entire life, he's so warm and nice and stuff like that.

So he's going to be appearing at QS.

I don't want to say that.

But it's possible.

It is definitely impossible that Ringo Star won't be.

So fucking up.

Oh, okay, because he's holding up the two for Q West.

I thought that he was like, I'm going to be there, too.

I never made that connection.

That's just his thing.

He's always about peace and love.

So we just made it.

Oh, I thought this was a QS 2.

Well, it is now.

Well, you saw it in the room where I didn't.

Wow.

I didn't think of that.

Yeah.

And how on earth are you in the same room with Ringo Starr?

It's a great question.

And this is not the first Beatle you've met.

No, you met Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney, too.

I didn't meet Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney liked his show, though.

Oh, he liked your show.

I was Paul McCartney's favorite on the show.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm every living Beetle I got.

No, I was in LA last week.

That's why I was on the show.

And I was in the lobby of

a Sunset Marquee, which is just the greatest fucking hotel in the world.

And a guy comes up to me and he asked me for a photo with he asked me for a photo.

He's like, oh my God, I'm a fan.

Why I watch the show with my kids?

Would you mind?

And you know, me, I'm always just wonderful about that.

Accommodating.

Yeah, took the photo.

And then, and I noticed they were loading in all this equipment.

That's the lobby of the Sunset Marquee, and they have this really cool bar to the left, that door to his left, and they were loading all this filming equipment in there.

And I go, wow, I wonder what they're doing here today.

Just because I was making conversation.

And he goes, oh, he goes, Ringo Starr is doing an interview.

I really was hoping it was Ringo Starr and you didn't recognize him at the moment.

I was ready to fucking pounce.

You didn't recognize him?

Well, I got a good excuse.

I didn't have my glasses on.

You know, that TV's 70 inches.

It dwarfs my TV.

I really did.

I didn't catch him.

Yeah, he didn't look like the Ringo that I haven't seen him in a while.

But yeah, obviously, it's definitely him, though.

Yeah, so he was doing an interview, and his manager said,

and the guy goes, yeah, I'm his manager.

And I go, you're Ringo's manager.

I was like, Can I meet him?

And you could tell he was like,

He must get that request all the fucking time.

You know what I mean?

I saw it on his face, and I was like, Dude, I said, Do not worry.

I said, The guy's fucking in his 80s and he's a legend.

I said, Absolutely, don't worry about it.

I said, I get it.

And then Ringo happened to walk in,

and the moment was right there.

So I

walked up to who?

Well, the manager walked over to him and then said, This is my friend Brian.

Would you mind?

And he was like, Oh, and he made a little joke or two.

We talked for

if it was a minute, it was a minute, you know what I mean?

And then, because you don't want to take up the guy's time, you know, what's he busy doing?

Oh, in an interview for one, okay.

Did you drop any Ringo, like, like that you're

like, anything that he could like give you kind of cred, like, it don't come easy, right, Ringo?

No, no, no.

Oh,

it sure don't come easy, right, Ringo?

Where are you going?

Like, I'm from an island in the atlantic as well

ringo it's the two of us island boys

uh he was super nice and super warm in the brief interact it was really and then he doesn't shake hands so he fist pounded oh he's a fist pounder

awesome i was like i just i was like i fucking just fist pounded a beetle man how fucking sweet is that not many people can say that i bet not and then right off camera um

waiting to talk to him was Robert Daltrey, the lead singer of the who.

Roger Daltrey?

And yeah, so I was like thrown from it.

Robert or Roger?

Roger Dalton.

Did I say Robert?

I'm sorry.

I meant Roger Dalton.

I was like, my head was spinning.

I was like, no, I don't know why I said Roger.

I know it's Roger Daltrey.

What the world am I living in?

Oh, really?

And I didn't, him, I didn't realize it was him at first.

And so he's sitting on the couch in the lobby, and like, the manager was like, all right, just wait here one second.

We're going to get Ringo set up.

So I sat down and I'm sitting next to this guy.

It's Robert Daltry.

And they were playing the Hollywood, the Who was playing the Hollywood Bowl that night.

I didn't know anything.

And so I look at him and he looks at me and I go, hey, you know, I'm just friendly.

And he looks around and he goes, I like this place when it was crummier.

And then I realized that it was Robert

Roger Daltry.

Did he have the accent still?

Yeah, he had.

Yeah, not heavy, like Ringo was like heavy, heavy.

But Daltry was looking around and once he, because the Sunset Marquee was famous back in the day, like the 70s days, for being like the rock and roll.

It was like the party hooked together.

It was shit.

It was like Tom Petty lived there for almost a year one time.

Like, like people just, the wrong stones stay there all the time.

Like, it was just a legendary type place like that.

And now when you check in, you have to sign this waiver that you're not going to throw a party and shit like that.

But it really is like the most, it's my favorite.

I mean, every time, it's just the best hotel in the world.

You know, you know, about Roger, right?

He was a fucking, he was a legit, like, badass, rowdy

thug.

So he'd beat asses.

Like, he was just a whim of asses.

He's still in pretty good shape.

Was he really?

Oh, yeah.

I i don't know that he was an aggressive fucking street brawler

yeah he didn't around roger oh i didn't around with him now

once he said that when he says i i like this place when it's crummier me too then two came together i realized it was him and i said i mean hold up the two fingers yeah picture his roger this roger

doing in april

roger daltrey and ringo down at q west it'll be wild so then So then he goes, and then I realized what it was, and I was like, oh, yeah, I go, you must have had some fun nights in here.

And he went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he looked around.

And then we were just sitting there silently, and I was like, I saw you play the Staples Center.

I go, it was a great show.

You mean you were at that show?

And he goes, oh, thanks, thanks.

And then he gets up and he says to the manager, just tell Ringo, I'll call him later and walk down.

I was like, I chased away

Daltry, man.

Rock and roll royalty.

I chased him right the fuck out.

I had two sentences with him him and I fucking blew it.

Yeah.

But

yeah, so yeah, it was fucking mind-blowing to meet a Beatle.

And a member of the Who.

I mean, in one,

not

only within an hour of each other.

I mean,

you're talking five minutes of each other.

Yeah.

It's BQ, man.

It's the life of BQ, man.

Yeah.

Can you believe it?

I mean, it's way more exciting than what me and him are doing.

I met the Instacart lady the other day.

Oh, man.

Yeah, it was a great trip, though.

It's a great trip.

That's cool.

Was it business or pleasure?

Mostly pleasure, actually.

Some business.

I had some business out there, but it was a lot of seeing because, you know, when we shoot the show, I don't get to see any of my friends out there all that much because I'm not going out there.

So I was catching up with that.

Someone I did meet,

the Mandalorian.

Oh, the John Wayne son?

Brendan grandson.

Grandson?

Grandson.

Me and him hung out for a weekend.

Like, we were at a charity thing for a weekend.

The fucking greatest.

Did he teach you the walk?

He didn't.

I don't think I could learn the walk.

That guy, he was.

Does he walk like The Mandalorian or is it something that he gets into?

It's something he gets into.

He's the Mandalorian mode.

He gets into Mandalorian mode.

And he credited Carl Weathers with a lot of that physical acting that he does in the suit.

Really?

Yeah, he said Carl was the one that was like just giving him acting.

Like, this is how you let down, you know, you're a a father now, talking about Grogu, like, your character's father's got to be softer now.

And, like, that's what I'm saying, Brendan.

He was telling me all these fucking cool stories about his grandfather.

Oh, about the Duke?

He was telling stories about the fucking Duke.

He remembers the Duke?

How old are you?

He was nine years old when his grandfather died.

So he has some

memories of him.

He has memories.

What are some of the things?

Can you tell him on air?

Yeah, he said he told story.

He told stories about his grandfather shooting skeet with him off the back of their boat, his boat, and stuff.

And

apparently,

Clinice Clinice Wood wanted to date his mother.

Who was married to?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

He was just telling the story: the Duke's daughter.

Clinice Wood and

Harry Dean Stanton wanted to date

Harry Dean Stanton.

And John Wayne was like, nah.

Something like that.

Like, weird stories like.

Was Clinice Wood Clinice Wood at that point, or was Clinice Wood

or maybe even an unknown at that time?

I don't know.

I don't know.

How do you turn down Clint?

You know someone cooler, and that's fucking John Wayne.

Do you think he turned?

Do you think he rejected Harry Dean Stanton because of his looks?

He looked too goofy and oddball-ish.

No, a lot of Harry Dante.

His stories seemed to be around, like his grandfather seemed to have really opinions about

men, men's, you know, men.

Like a man-man.

Yeah, yeah.

Only a man's man is going to date his daughter.

Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

See, I don't know.

Like,

I wonder, yeah, I never even thought of it that way.

Like,

would you want somebody who's more like in touch with their person, like, their feminine side?

This was the fifties and sixties.

I don't think anybody was worried about that, but

I think feminist side wouldn't be.

Backslanded by the Duke.

Backhanded.

You're going to act like a bitch.

You're going to get hit like a bitch.

I don't have to tell you about my feelings, Duke.

That movie you did, it really, oh, something about it just brought me wrong.

Duke,

you're so mean to those idiots!

Stolen land, Duke.

Come on, Duke.

Quit slapping me.

Let me tell you, little

bitch.

You're going to get another one.

You're up in that trap.

That'd be something that gets slapped by the Duke.

Like later on in their life, they're like, man, was this one time I was trying to date his daughter, and evidently it was two femmes?

So they slapped me.

Yeah,

but his grandson's like, dude, fucking great dude.

Great dude.

I want Sunday Jeff to meet him.

Because this guy will make you love Star Wars.

Okay.

He loves the fucking, this guy loves the man.

I would like that to happen.

If you can make that happen, that would be so interesting because

a little bit of my soul still is

still hurts a little bit when I hear Sunday talk about Star Wars because, you know, when I met him, he was gaga for Star Wars.

I mean, like nobody else I know, yeah.

And now

that flame has been extinguished, yeah, and I don't know if it could ever be reignited, but I have the guy, yeah, and uh, and if he's ever on this coast, I feel confident we can get him on the show.

Oh, yeah, we're like, we're like, uh, we got we all on what people, what is it about like what did he say that kind of made you realize, like, that he well, he was the guy that could bring, like, bring people back who felt

strained by Star Wars.

I saw him him have the effect on people.

Because he just loves it so much.

And first of all, The Mandalorian's good.

You know what I mean?

So it's like it's a thing that everybody's kind of agreeing with.

But nobody really knows what, like,

what he looks like, and everybody's Pasquell is what they think is the Mandalorian.

A lot of people think Pasquell's the guy with that walk.

Yeah, I know, it's unfair, right?

It's unfair.

Yeah, so it's like,

but like if Sunday just met the guy and he's like, I'm the Mandalorian, I don't know if Sunday would be like, who's this crazy guy?

Right.

Sure, I'm the Mandalorian, too.

Yeah, I

I'm also John Wayne's grandson

when TSD draws him in right oh man you got a lot of kooks listening

yeah but I mean just the way he talks about

the experience I thought he was a stunt man the guy who was the the Mandalorian I thought that's why he had so much like swagger about him yeah I think was he a stunt man I believe he was a stunt man yeah he was a stunt man and uh

and

you know, they just needed the guy for the suit, and then they came on him, but yeah, all the stuff of the way he walks, the way he stands, it's like fucking perfect.

I know, now, not to take anything away from Pascal because he was great as Reed Richards, but how bad is it when they see that first time Pascal and the Mandalorian effort?

They're like, we got to get another guy to walk.

Right, you're not walking the right way.

You're

practically skipping.

I assumed it was a scheduled thing where he's like, where they they were like, look,

we want to have you on the show, but you don't have to come to set.

Okay, that makes more sense then.

Yeah, that's the way that I.

Because I was always scratching my head.

I was like, I'm surprised.

When I found out that it wasn't him in the costume moving around like that, I was like, oh, wow, okay.

I thought it must have been like...

Maybe like Jerry Lewis.

You know, he walked in the costume.

No.

No, no, he's just...

I think

he is in the costume costume at certain times because he takes his helmet off during the show at points.

Oh, definitely.

Yeah.

Definitely times.

There's some episodes, especially early on,

where I guess he just could be in an animation, like in a studio, an audio studio, three quarters long.

I think most of his performance on the show is just.

It's a cartoon, basically.

Yeah, it's just doing voiceover.

What season is the Mandalorian?

It's still on?

I think there's a movie coming out.

Oh, my God.

The trailer just came out yesterday.

It looks so much fucking fun.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Groku is back, right?

Grogu is back, baby.

Sigourney Weaver's in it, which she's fucking, you know, always good to see.

Sigourney Weaver, yeah.

Yeah, but there was, and it's directed by Favreau, and he directed like the first

looks cool.

But there's a shot.

This is why I want fucking something, Jeff.

There's this shot of the Adats walking on a cliff, and I guess the Mandalorian blows up something on one of its legs, and you see it just like crumble and start falling down the cliff.

And it's like, oh, that's fucking cool, man.

Like, finally, like, here it is.

Yeah, and, you know, they're using puppets, like, a lot of the creature effects of puppets.

Oh, baby Yoda's still in there.

Back to Frank Osdays, huh?

Yeah, yeah, so Sunday loves practical effects.

That's what I'm saying.

That guy's practical effect.

He was in one of the recent Star Wars movies.

I forget his name.

But it's all puppets and shit.

Is Baby Yoda still loved?

Beloved?

I think so, yeah.

I think so.

I remember when he first came out, man.

It was crazy for him.

It was rabid.

Yeah.

As it should be.

Look at that guy.

Look at how cute he is.

I think, just like anything, you know, the

so he's doing the movie too, John Wayne's grandson.

He did.

Yeah, that's him in the suit.

Okay.

Yeah, it's all stunty and shit.

Looks good.

Yeah, the trail looked good.

Yeah, that looked pretty cool.

It looks like Star Wars.

Is it a summer big flick, or is it one of the movies?

I gotta imagine.

It's the first Star Wars movie in like 10 years, right?

They gotta.

Has it really been 10 years?

Sure.

Has it?

Whoa.

Oh, there you go.

I mean, it's pre-pandemic.

Yeah, look at that.

Yeah.

That's cool.

Yeah, you're just like, fuck, man, this is a shit I want.

They could just show footage of shit like this, and I'd be like, Star Wars is back.

Look at that old-fashioned kind of

font for The Mandalorian.

Oh, Grogu gets to co-star in this.

That's what I texted him.

I was like, dude, the font they picked is so awesome, man.

Yeah.

Oh, May, so it is a summer movie.

I'm there.

I know Sunday will see it too.

As much as he bitches and moans, that motherfucker.

He's still going to go see it, though.

Yeah.

What season is The Mandalorian then on Disney?

They did it in a while.

I think they did three seasons and then half a season of like Boba Fett was the Mandalorian, or two seasons and Boba Fett, I think.

I can't remember at the moment.

So it wouldn't be hard to catch up before the movie.

Oh, no, and they're like short seasons, too.

Three seasons, yeah.

Three seasons, then, and then half of Boba Fett is basically a Mandalorian season.

Yeah, good show.

Good show.

Anyway, yeah, crazy fun week.

Oh, I got to do a robot taxi.

Oh, you actually went in a car that wasn't driven by the car.

Like a driverless car.

You took a chance with that.

First of all, it's like fucking a third of the price of Uber.

It is like a $40 ride is like $11

in the driverless cab.

So right away, you're like, well, fucking all right.

The only problem is the waits are a little bit longer because there's not as many, obviously.

And it is fucking freaky at first, man.

I took some video to show you guys, and it's like,

you could sit anywhere you want.

You could sit in the front behind the wheel, you could sit in the passenger seat, you could sit in the back, wherever you fucking want.

And it is fucking weird, man.

That thing, it takes some getting used to, and you forget that this car is driving around because you'll be looking out the window, and then you'll be like, you look back, and you're like, oh, shit, like,

there's no one driving this fucking car.

But the way it handles stuff is dope.

Like, it's really responsive.

Like, it feels like somebody's driving the car.

Like, it's that, like, when somebody steps out between cars, it just zips out of the way and shit like that.

It's

really cool, yeah.

What brand of car was it?

Jaguar.

Jaguar?

Jaguar.

Jaguar.

Yeah.

I would be a little leery at that.

I don't know if I could be that comfortable.

I would still have a lot of hesitation to put my life in the hands of a robot car.

Yeah, like you're doing it when you get a regular Uber, just hoping that the person is like a skilled driver.

True.

So when you have no driver.

I'm telling you, I took a 28-minute drive in it

and it was awesome.

Not too fast, not speeding, not looking at its phone while it was fucking driving me around, not asking me questions about my fucking job.

It was literally just get in the car.

You could hook your fucking, your

phone audio up to it, play whatever music you want.

That's it.

That's the exact car.

Were you impressed enough to maybe possibly explore getting your own personal car so now you can just come to Nierport Plaza with your robot car and

take care of some business while you're on the way here?

I think you can do that.

I think Teslas can do that, right?

I think so.

I wouldn't want to do it now.

I like driving.

Okay.

Yeah.

I like driving myself around.

I would do it too.

I would love to do it to go across country.

You know, because then I can get, like, I could sleep in the back of the car.

Totally.

You know, and never

travel all night long.

Yeah.

Yeah, never get tired.

The benefits are fucking right there.

I was very, very impressed with technology.

I would never believe that it was as

just talking about my experience with it, as fucking streamlined and perfect as it was.

It was pretty great.

That's Tony Snoring.

Oh, was that Ted?

I was like, what's that noise?

He's getting 40 winks in.

Good boy.

Good boy.

No, socks.

Okay.

I had news.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I guess Q West, I should have thought to bring that up.

But Big Helium Dog's out on DVD.

I saw that.

How fucking cool is that, man?

That's something else, man.

A bunch of very young people we know.

Yeah.

Including myself.

There it is.

It's on Amazon.

You can get it.

It's doing really well, too, Lynch tells me.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Yeah,

if you don't know, Big Helium Dog's a film that we made

20 years ago.

Oh, it's longer than that.

Longer than that, right?

Oh, it has to be right.

1000 is 20 years ago.

Good fuck.

2005.

2005 years ago.

So 1999.

30 years ago.

And it's Brian Lynch directed and wrote it.

Kevin produced produced it 40 years ago.

No, 99.

That would be the 80s.

Yeah, 99.

Yeah, it would be 26 years ago.

Yeah, it was.

Still a while.

So funny.

We're all in it.

Walt, are you in it?

26 years ago would only be 1999.

Right, that's what he said, right?

Yeah, no.

Oh, I thought it was 92.

I thought it was Jeff and Clerks.

I'm not in it, no.

Oh, so.

Ming's top.

Ming's in it.

Look at that.

He's listed as the top actor on it.

Not even Matt.

He's

the lead of the movie.

He's the lead of the movies.

All the Broken Lizard guys, or some of the Broken Lizard guys, are in it.

We just had a blast.

Michaeli and Blacks in it, right?

Michaeli and Blacks in it, yeah.

And it's always had this kind of like

mysterious allure to it because it never got officially released.

And we would show it at festivals from time to time.

And they finally released it.

They remastered it.

It's on Blu-ray.

Why did it take so long for it to come out?

I think it was in Music Rights.

Oh, really?

Who owns it?

Is it Blinch own it or does Kev have a part of it?

ViewSkew, I think.

Owns it?

I don't know.

That's me guessing.

But I would imagine ViewSkew

owns it.

I think so, yeah.

I think they'll have the rights to it.

Unless you gave them to Lynch on it, then I doubt it.

It says Smod Castle Cinema right on it.

Okay, there you go.

Yeah, that answers a question, I guess.

Yeah, but what a journey to get in this.

And you play Jesus Christ in it, man?

I play Jesus?

Yeah, you're really fucking funny in it.

Thank you.

I don't know.

So it's just, it's a funny little artifact

I wanted to mention.

If you're a fan of this podcast, I imagine you'd want to see this a young Q playing Vance.

Vance, my favorite character I ever played.

I fucking love Vance.

I remember that production.

I remember you working your balls off on it.

Because you were not just acting in it.

You were like,

oh, were you casting?

I did casting, and then I just helped

anything that needed to be done.

Yeah, it was like a month where we just

stayed and worked.

It was great.

It was such a fun time.

Anyway, it's out.

All right.

Check out Big Big Helium Dog.

All right, I think that's enough about me.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

It's only been 31 minutes.

I don't know if I have anything about me, but we might have to have a quick show.

All right.

Let me know what you're doing, Q.

Well, I can give you a break, Q.

Thank you.

Because fall is here.

The beers are colder.

Walt, football's back.

Yeah, that's the best part of fall.

It doesn't affect me on a personal level aside from, like, I'm happy for you when I see, like, the other night, like, the Lions beat the Ravens.

And I know, like, how much you're into it.

I was very happy.

Yeah, it was a fun evening to watch it.

I mean, me and Giddam watched it together here, and you were fucking.

Was Giddam a Lions fan?

He was rooting for the Lions.

It was very nice.

We were giving each other high fives.

We were hugging.

And he picked me up at one point.

He heard me back.

I jumped on his back.

He was carrying me around.

Fuck yeah.

That was before before the game started.

Oh, yeah.

Luckily, the games get over late because this building would have been heard some

choice words screaming out of my mouth when the things were tight.

Anyway, the fits are getting layered because it's so cold out.

But if you're still rocking old beat-up boxers under those finals and jeans, we got to talk.

It's time to upgrade to the undies.

These things are ridiculously soft.

Like, I don't want to take them off soft.

They're made with micromedial fabric that feels like a cloud, yet they still breathe when things heat up.

And yeah, they've got a legit stretch.

So, whether you're crushing wings on the couch or tossing the pigskin you're covered, what do you crush on the couch, Walt, when you're watching football?

Well, I crush on the couch, yeah, not chicken wings, I'm assuming.

Oh, you mean what do I eat?

Yes, um,

I don't like to eat while I'm watching.

No, I don't like to drink while I'm watching, I don't like to do anything, but I'm just like mesmerized.

Like, I am locked in, like, I'm laser-focused.

Like, you know, like I could put like a doctor working on, you know, to shame on like a major surgery, or he needs someone to pat his brow like a nurse.

Right.

That's what I need to get him to do.

Like, I'm that fucking dialed in.

So you're not crushing anything?

No, I'm not crushing anything.

Then I'm exhausted when I'm doing it.

Get him crushing your couch as he sits there.

Get him's looking good over there.

Look at that sharp haircut.

Yeah, it looks good, doesn't it?

Complimented on it.

$45.

$45.

That's more than I spent.

Yeah, yeah.

It almost killed him.

I thought to spend that kind of time.

He broke out the shovel and dug it up.

Do you guys accept PVC pipe money?

money?

Looks good, though, buddy.

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What are you doing for Halloween, Q?

Got any plans?

No, no plans as of yet.

No costume set?

You know, it's funny.

I usually have one set by now, but something about this year feels like it's a just go and look.

Do little people watch them.

Yeah.

Get into it.

Just get a restaurant.

I know, I know.

Kind of like half-assing it.

It's been a long year, man.

I'm not looking to put energy into anything right now.

Maybe a store bought something.

Why are most of your costumes that you've personally made?

Well, I haven't gotten out the sewing needles, but like Indiana Jones, I found the pants somewhere.

I found the jacket.

I just got what I needed to put together.

Ghostbusters I could throw on, but I mean, I've worn that thing so many times, but then again, who gives a fuck, right?

There you go, I'll be a Ghostbuster.

Yeah, there you go.

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Like, all clothes should have anti-odor tech, shouldn't they?

I wonder what kind of tech is involved that

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subdued.

Silver?

Silver can do it?

Copper?

Silver and copper?

Also, I heard that copper can also take away your aches and pains.

Jerry Rice and Brett Favre were selling

those bracelets that take away all your aches and pains.

and apparently your odors, too.

Now,

what's it like to be offered, like a

like, hey, do you can promote this?

We'll pay X amount of dollars, and you know, goddamn well it doesn't work.

What number is that X?

Yeah, that's the only question.

What's the number?

Well, it depends, though.

Like, if it's a copper bracelet and you're kind of winking at the audience as you do your infomercial at 1 a.m.

on fucking me TV,

you

really can't expect, you can't really hold Jerry and Brett, their feet to the fire.

Well, if I was the guy.

But if you're like, if I'm the manufacturer and I'm like, stop winking at the camera,

what the fuck?

We don't pay you to wink, buddy.

Yeah, really.

And it's just like a belt, too.

It's like, that solves all of your aches and pains in your back, your wrist, your knees.

His agent was like, try this on.

How's it feel in your back?

It feels tight.

By tight, do you mean supportive?

Yes.

Yes, right.

The copper fit.

I haven't seen this commercial in over a decade.

There has to be a reason why it was removed from the air, right?

They still make copper fit, do they?

Yeah.

At Walmart, right?

I know that for a fact.

I would be stunned if anybody ever had any results of any kind

after wearing the Copperfit belt.

Yeah,

it's woven in.

The copper is woven into the fabric, it says.

And Brett looks so good wearing it, too.

I put it on.

I don't look like Brett Favre.

I look like I got a fanny pack on it.

I can't even imagine my stomach hanging over that belt.

My God.

I'm in shape now.

Yeah.

Look at this guy.

Old guy showing an active lifestyle.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at this girl, right?

This girl's hurdling.

Shit, man.

All with the help of the Copper Fit Back Pro.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Do you blame them?

You blame them for endorsing this?

Well, I mean, would it be a wink?

Could I wink and release a TSD Copperfit belt, you know, as a Patreon gift?

With me at least winking on the box, I'd be like, it really works, but I got it.

I'm winking though.

Would they get the joke or would they be like, or would people be mad about that knowing that?

Yeah, I think they would get the joke, but would still be mad.

Like, all right, I appreciate the joke, but where's my real gift?

He's got copper elbow pads, Brad.

He's got the belt on.

Even his hat might be lined with copper.

What a long commercial.

Jesus.

Get him.

You just need the complete, like, one

unitard copper tar.

You need like a suit of armor made out of copper.

Clanking around.

It's like at 20 years old, we got it.

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That's that odor tech thing, huh?

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That's like Mary Beth's like, oh my god, what's that smell?

I was like, I don't have odor tech protection.

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God, is that you?

Vinegar.

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It's the next best thing.

Just starts throwing pennies at you.

It's copper.

Oh, my God.

Fucking Stabler's doing them too?

Well, you know, good for him.

Oh, wow.

I love this fucking guy.

Christopher Maloney, he's so great.

He's a funny guy, too.

He's so fucking funny.

I mean, when he does the

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there's an episode of uh law and order s u v that's where maloney made his his big impact.

That's one of my favorite things I've ever seen on television where he

someone that he locked up, you know, he's a New York, he's a New York City detectable, and he gets someone locked up, and

you find out that this person that he locked up years ago, the guards were abusing him, and he spent a lot of time in solitary confinement.

And Stabler, who Maloney plays, was like, basically, fuck him, he's a criminal, like, but you know what I mean, that sort of stuff.

And so somebody

challenged him to

somebody challenged him to like, all right, well, you go into solitary confinement and see how you do it.

So he goes to a prison and he checks himself into a, you know, he asked for a favor to stay in solitary confinement.

And it cuts this montage that's one of the greatest things ever, ever filmed.

Like he's like looking at it, it starts out relatively normal, then he gets twitchy, then he's like talking to himself.

Then he's like, there's a cockroach and he's looking at the cockroach and he's talking to the cockroach.

Oh, this is it.

Just watch the scene.

I mean, you might, all right, we might have to edit this out, I guess.

But

You got volume on that?

So, how many days?

So, it was 20, it was for 72 hours?

Less.

Yeah.

Less.

When I watched it for the first time, I was like, how long do they fucking keep him in here?

Like, two weeks or something like that?

And when he comes out, he's like, oh, you're supposed to give me a week.

And he's like, it's three days.

Oh, I fucking died laughing.

His hands around his throat.

I mean, he's choking the guard out after he lost his mind completely after 72 hours.

Well, it reminds me.

Knowing he was getting out at any moment.

It's funny you mentioned that as one of your favorite moments in television.

One of my favorite moments in comics is in the swamp thing and when the swamp thing goes into hell to save his girlfriend.

Oh, I love that line.

And he sees the person who put Abigail in hell, Arcane, but in his head.

He's her uncle, right?

Yeah, he's being, he's part of this massive

swarm of flies and bugs.

Bugs are eating his tongue and chilling.

Like it's just his head and his and his carcass is just being devoured and by other things.

It just looks like a giant mess.

You don't know where his body begins or ends, but his head's there.

And he's laughing at Swamp Thing because he hasn't saved her yet.

And he goes, How long have I been here?

And he goes, Has it been?

How many years have I been here?

He goes, It's been, what, two days?

I think it's been like a week, I think.

He says.

Since yesterday.

He goes, yesterday.

Since yesterday.

He thinks he's been there for years.

I didn't laugh.

I'm like, you were you.

No, no.

But I was like, oh, that's some of the best, like,

impactful scenes I've ever seen in a comic book.

It is a fucking awesome line.

Yeah.

It's great.

Yesterday.

And it's one thing, just keeps going.

He's like, fucking awesome.

Yeah, he just turns his back and keeps walking.

Great, yeah.

Yeah, I imagine you have to fast forward.

I'm sorry about that.

I wanted to ask you guys, Christmas is coming up.

I wanted to get your feedback on something.

So we got to start planning the Christmas episode.

And we talked about how we were going going to do a big holiday-themed One Truth 3 tournament, the second one we've ever done.

People have always asked for us to revisit the One Truth 3 tournament and bring

a whole bunch of people in and have this big tourney.

And

usually, we do something for

somebody in need with

the episode.

And I have two people who have contacted me who are one has

a very young son who's dealing with

a sickness, cancer, and there's another aunt who's dealing with a family member who has cancer.

So there's two people this year.

Damn, man, my father has cancer.

Give me the fucking money.

My dad had cancer.

Yeah, you should get a dip a little bit in there.

Wet my beak.

Well,

last year

people were upset.

It's like a sick kid.

Our 80-year-old father's

sick.

How could we score off this?

But last year we did something and we put it on Bandcamp and it was only on Bandcamp.

People were not too happy about it.

So I thought this year to kind of

be able to put it on Patreon, able to put it on Bandcamp,

and maybe we try to subsidize and maybe try a different way to raise money.

You know how NASCAR drivers have sponsors?

Yeah.

What if we make the...

put the call out for anybody who owns a business or anybody who wants to promote something, they sponsor a player in the tournament.

And every time that player comes up, they mention the business that they're being sponsored by.

How much money are you looking to raise?

That's probably not going to raise that much.

Well, if you like, well, I thought, like, let's say somebody wants to sponsor a BQ.

You know,

one of the three pillars.

Apparently, a Beetle, yeah.

Of course.

Peace of love.

Peace of love.

I would think.

That's

mine ring out.

500 bucks

might be be, would that be out of line or would that be too crazy?

No, I think I could get 500 bucks.

Just knowing what the sponsors pay for Q West, April 10th, 2026, the second it's coming.

Okay, your tickets now.

They're going fast.

It's not as much money as, you know what I mean?

And if you are able, you know, I'll, you know, if anybody who wants to be a sponsor, well, let me, before we, let's make sure we all want to do this before I even put any out any detail.

I don't have any details other than my email, but so let's say they want to sponsor BQ.

Let's say somebody listening is like, hey, I own this business or I want to promote myself and my project or my book or my.

Yeah.

It could be anything that you, and I, but I want BQ.

I think it's fair to be like, well, BQ is a little bit more than, let's say, sponsoring, let's say,

somebody else who's on, who's going to be.

I don't want to say.

But like, I do think it would be fair to be tiered, right?

I have a higher rate than, say, a Jimmy the Hare guy.

Yeah.

I mean, or anybody else.

Or anybody maybe

to go get him or maybe I don't know.

No, no, no, no.

I don't want to make anybody upset, but I do think that if you want,

you know,

a BQ, I think it's five is okay.

And then maybe three for the rest of the

crew, each, whoever's involved.

And I'll tell you, and I'll tell people, well, here are the players that are left that you can sponsor.

We just can't let the regular sponsors find out what those rates are.

They're like, wait, how much are we paying versus them?

Well, this is.

I would say me and Brian, assuming you're running it, not playing, I would say me and Brian should get

three of us should get 500.

Yeah,

that right there is 15 right off the bat.

Yeah.

And then, you know, divided by two.

We've cured it, guys.

But we're talking about

a giant room of players.

And I want to ask you, too,

I think it's likely that we'll need two nights to record this.

Oh, all right.

Two back-to-back, not back-to-back.

We can stagger them.

Maybe one week we do part one, and then whoever gets eliminated doesn't come back for part two.

And then we combine the two recordings into one recording.

I like it.

But if we get easily,

I mean, how many people were on that staircase last year when we did the last TSD one?

There was at least

10.

It's in the other room, but there's at least 10 people that I, or even more.

Yeah.

So we're talking, you know,

talking a couple thousand, right up right there,

just in just in sponsors.

Sure.

That's just extra.

And then we could do like also like a digital tip jar where it's just like, hey, we're not charging for it, but if you guys want to donate.

Well, I thought that we are going to charge for it.

We're going to put it on Bandcamp.

But we're also going to put it on Patreon because last year I had too many complaints over there.

Oh, I see.

You promised they would never, ever not be on Patreon.

Great.

So, if people are on Patreon and they want to contribute, they can also go and get it.

Okay, that's fair.

That's fair.

So, how many people are right there

on that staircase?

I mean, all right, so we're definitely over 10.

17, yeah.

So, and then we'll have a Dr.

D who wasn't on the staircase.

Uh, we'll have uh whoever else that wasn't able there that night.

So,

that right there, I just thought is a nice um

thing to because in the first Blue Juice

not Memorial, Blue Juice tournament, 123 tournament, we did have sponsors.

Oh, I don't remember.

Yeah, right.

It was like

Sheldon the Sheep.

Remember that?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

The guy who he made his own.

That actually became popular, didn't it?

Sheldon the Sheep.

I don't remember, but

different sheep that's popular.

Yeah, I was going to say Sheldon, I think, is a popular cartoon.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, cool.

Way you like that idea.

So if anybody is interested in contacting me,

I'll give you the rates.

I don't want to put the rates out on the air for

forever because that's just me.

Sure.

Yeah.

Some people might end up paying to play.

Jimmy, the hair guy, I'm looking in your direction.

We can't do anything.

We're saving up for a wedding.

That's right.

It just feels like it always comes around so fast, Christmas.

Yeah, it really is aging us because it does.

I know, like, you, you know, you start putting a lot of thought into it around this time every year.

Yeah, well, this year, it's this is the, my thought process is like to try to,

you know,

I'm not saying that it's going to be a lot of money, but anything I'm sure can help these two

answer what they're dealing with right now.

And if we can do something, we always try every year.

So I thought maybe

including a sponsor aspect to it only helps.

And it could be fun too with, you know, I mean, and if you are potentially thinking about

becoming a sponsor, you do have to take into effect, you know, you, it's TSD, you even

beached ribbed around a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know,

everybody gets in the barrel.

And if to me, I the more we're talking about you, you know, the more

profile you're getting.

You know, it's you're getting more bang for your buck the more we talk about it.

Yeah.

What the fuck is this image?

Yeah, this is a weird image.

Oh, the one, true, three invitational.

I don't remember this poster.

Why do they have a Nazi single on my head?

Oh, that is weird.

Yeah, that's very odd.

You're the only one actually.

It must be a joke from.

It must be one of your stories.

You unknowingly attended a white power rally.

Annoyingly attended a white power rally.

I mean, that makes sense in context, but out of context.

At least it's not a picture of you.

I mean, it doesn't also look like me.

I mean, that doesn't look anything like me.

And the curator came up with a new kind of twist to how the game could be played, too.

Yeah.

Where everybody gets involved, and it's not just a one-on-one aspect.

It's more like a poker tournament.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, he came up with what I think was a pretty clever twist on the

way the game might be played.

Take a picture of Tournament.

Oh, his little face poking up looks cute.

Yeah, he's adorable.

I love it.

I love it.

So we need two days in December.

So, well, I mean...

Oh, not December.

Well, yeah, we probably don't want to wait until December because it's maybe late November Would be nice.

I think other than Thanksgiving, I'm fucking wide open.

Okay, great.

All right.

So I should put out the call.

If anybody's interested,

contact kmuse2 at gmail.com, K-M-E-W-E-S-2,

and

we'll sort out the details.

And if I don't get back to you right away, it's only because I'm trying to sort out the details of the best way to handle it and where the money should go.

Cool.

Good thing, man.

What's going on over there?

Daddy's staring at me.

Staring me down.

Like, we've been here too long.

I'm home frightly and jumpy.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Still no word if you won yet, Q.

I buy a scratch off with you on it.

Do you think that they will

have to have to announce it somewhere, right?

Like, they'll have to send it somewhere.

Yeah, hopefully

the word comes in soon, but yeah.

I mean,

September 26th.

Oh, so that's any day now.

Yeah, it's the 24th as of this recording.

Speaking of Patreon, I just recently watched something,

a project,

with

Giddam and

Johnny Law.

And I was wondering, listening to Giddam talk about his childhood, about

the camp, about all that shit, it made me wonder, if he came to the wreck, would we hate him as a kid?

So what you're referring to is Johnny Law and Giddam filmed their car ride up to the camp reunion this past summer, and Rupp finally put some of the footage together for me to watch

and I was like, I don't know if we can release this.

It was, you know, not in any, like, it would be tough for anybody to hold a conversation, I think,

on the way to camp and feel like it was worthwhile releasing.

So I had the idea of like we would comment on it or whatever.

And Bri watched it, but that's what Bri's referring to.

But anyway, would we hate?

No, I don't think I could.

I don't think I would hate Giddam as a child, though.

Think of the way he himself said they all hated him at the camp.

Because of the way he hates him.

And you know what?

I guess because I don't know what young Giddam was like.

I mean,

he's no fucking joy adult Giddam.

He's changed a lot in the time that we've met him.

I think sometimes we don't

give ourselves enough credit for humanizing

this critter that we found.

Yeah,

he was a tough swallow in the beginning.

I didn't like him.

Oh, no, no.

It took a while for you to warm up to found them dishonest and arrogant.

There are some moments in the car.

I don't want to paint a picture that it wasn't.

There's moments like where Ginim reveals the first time he ever saw a cockroach that really warmed my heart.

It was a very,

very

right?

The very first time you saw Coproach

at one point in a conversation about an hour and a half in,

Johnny just goes, Do you think there'll be parking up there?

Is there a parking lot?

And I was like, At that point, like Johnny's soul had left his body.

He resorted to talking about, Do you think there'll be a parking lot when we get there?

I heard Johnny say a couple of times.

He's like, Goodum will say something.

He's like, Okay, all right.

And I'm like, Goodum doesn't understand.

That's human for, I don't give a fuck.

I mean, look, we're towards the end here, and Johnny's Johnny's face doesn't look pained.

No, no, Johnny, Johnny looks like he was having a pretty good time, telling you the truth.

Yeah, but we're working on trying to get that released in a fashion that is entertaining and doesn't feel like somebody wasted their

dollar and a quarter

of

the week of the $5

tier.

It's good good quality, man.

Yeah, it's

beautiful.

Yeah, oh, there's a GoPro and a fishing pole.

That's yeah, but there's only 10 minutes of fucking camp footage.

That's what I thought was weird.

I was like, when the fuck is this car ride gonna end?

When are they gonna get to the camp?

And then, yeah, there's like 10-12 minutes of camp footage.

Oh, yeah, yeah, they really wish there was more camp footage, but we didn't have the mounts.

Oh, you didn't have the mounts there?

We had to order them and they didn't show up until the camp.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

so technically you were unprepared.

What are you going to do?

I mean, take video on your phone, I guess.

Yeah, you could have done that.

Well, I know, some of the stuff they're doing, it's like it's like,

I didn't really get what he was talking about until I saw it where they like fill up this canoe with water.

And then they, what are you trying to do?

You're trying to row it?

Like, trying to row it underwater.

Trying to row it while the canoe is underwater and get them kept falling out

into the lake.

The film had long since degraded after 30-plus years.

Oh, okay.

So it wasn't that like a

buoyant.

Yeah.

Oh, you told this story, right?

This is when you were on a team with someone who wasn't Johnny Law, so it wasn't going great.

No, it's my

old camp counselor.

This old camp counselor.

He's the one that didn't like you at first, right?

Or later on.

Or indeed now.

Get him go.

Yeah, you see him falling out.

We're making this like people want to, like people want to see it now so badly.

And

it absolutely pummed me the entire time I watched it.

I was just like, good lord.

Canoe was sunk.

Normally it would be like.

There's no foam in it.

That's why it's sunk.

It would actually kind of flip.

I understand.

So Walt was like, hey, can you write a couple lines for this?

Like, maybe I'll like butt in every once in a while.

I have two and a half pages of shit that I wrote.

Originally, I was going to ask everybody to come in, everybody involved to write like a, and do a, you remember World's Dumbest, which was untrue, where people would just pop up comment videos.

I was like, we'll do our version of that.

But then some of the people turned in our lines, and it was so mean.

I was like, I can't do this.

I can't do this to Giddam and Johnny.

I'm like, this is so cruel.

So I'm looking at another aspect, another way to release this and still be

engaging.

And people won't feel like they wasted a week of subscription on it.

Yeah, I don't think my stuff is cruel.

It's more like head shaking.

Like, what the fuck with these guys?

Why can't you stay in the boat?

Because

as soon as you go like this way the whole thing tips over yeah like it there's no center buoyancy so now we're

just swimming alongside the the raft oh those people in the back are all fucked up too yeah they've capsized yeah that sucks it just doesn't look fun and are they leeches in that lake that's the thing i was wondering no no leeches there would be no what camp is gonna let their introduce leeches to their lake yeah

stock it they stock the lake

i thought i was dead

you thought you were dead oh yeah I thought I was going to die.

What, like, if I have a heart attack?

Yeah.

This is fun camp weekend, huh?

It was fun.

Yeah, he definitely had it.

I mean, but he's

pushing himself to his physical limits, though.

He was wearing his sneakers in the water.

Because I didn't think I was going to come out of the canoe.

Oh, you didn't think you would fall?

But it was a sunken canoe no matter what.

Your feet were going.

Your feet were going no matter what.

Yeah, but I didn't want to step on the rocks.

But you just said you didn't think you were going to fall out of the canoe, so you wouldn't step on the rocks.

Yeah, so we had to go.

Oh, this is good.

Do you understand what

I'm saying?

I'm trying to deflect the question.

You don't want to take a sneaker.

If I had thought I was going to step, I would have been barefoot, so I would have had more.

But since I thought I was just going to be in the canoe, so the sneakers were getting wet no matter what.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just don't want to get step my foot on the extra pair of sneakers.

Now I understand.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Now I understand.

Okay, sorry.

Sorry, get him.

Oh, there he goes.

I mean, it is fascinating to watch.

I got to be honest.

With Sound Off just talking to you, get him shoveling food in his video.

The challenge is if I sent this video to you, it would never happen.

And at home, and you would never watch it.

In a billion years, I wouldn't watch this.

I told him

who was here.

I was telling

Rupp and Johnny was doing some voice work over.

He was going to introduce.

And I told them my idea about doing the world's dumbest.

And they were like, I go, oh, yeah, like you, Brian Q.

And I was like, Q will never watch this.

And I said, he will never watch it.

You just confirmed it.

Yeah, I won't watch it.

I mean, if you guys were like, all right, here's like 10 minutes that we want you to like do pop-up video shit on, I would do that, but I can't watch the suit drive for an hour, an hour and plus.

It tests you.

Yeah.

I'm going to die one day.

And it's funny because Giddam will like, he'll talk about the camp and then it'll like, they'll talk about something else, and then he'll pick up that conversation

from where it ended off and bring up it, bring it up right back

to it.

He'll do that hours later.

And then you're talking about

Rob Freakling from hours ago.

Hey, how's the friends we watched going?

Oh, excellent.

Yeah.

I've been thinking about that.

I watched one episode that I just fell in love with.

It was a Thanksgiving episode where they played football in the park.

The three friends split up.

And

yeah, I'm enjoying the show immensely.

You're still watching on the like a regular every night.

Well, football season started.

Okay.

And now my wife's like, we're going to watch Friends Tonight.

And I'm like, it's Monday night.

Are they playing football?

Are we going to watch Friends tonight?

Okay, well, it's not Monday.

Are we watching Friends Tonight?

It's Thursday night.

These night football.

Okay, what about, all right, I'll wait.

And then a couple of days, are we going to watch Friends Tonight?

It's Sunday night.

Oh, that isn't good.

Well, I mean, for her, it isn't good, but for me, it's awesome.

Like, I love football more than I like friends.

We're making my wife happy.

She can go watch it.

She doesn't need me to watch it.

We're next to her, and I'll catch up on my own.

Really?

We don't do that, but if she was like, I couldn't wait for you.

I went ahead and watched Friends.

I'd be like, okay.

Yeah.

Really?

See, I think I would feel the same way, but if I did it to Mary Beth, I think she'd take it personally.

Like one of those shows that we watch together, if I were to jump ahead, I think she might be like, what did you left for?

Holy shit, I just got word.

What?

Get out of here.

Teddy has won.

Shut up.

Woo!

Teddy boy.

Congratulations on Teddy being selected as our grand prize winner

for the New Jersey Lottery Jerseys Top Dog Contest.

Oh, fuck yeah.

October 4th is the photo shoot at 10 a.m.

Uh-oh.

To 5 p.m.

I got to be there for fucking 10 a.m.

to 5.

You lost, honey.

Oh, my God.

I got to go to, where do I got to go for this?

This sounds exactly like my entire career.

I won?

I got to do what?

For how long?

Oh, my God.

Wait, where is it?

Does it take

Hoboken?

Oh, Hoboken?

That's not too bad.

It was North Jersey.

Yeah.

I hate driving North Jersey.

If it was South Jersey, like, there's no fucking

shit.

You can't ask everybody to do a vibe.

I know, I'm going.

I'm going.

It's a Saturday, too.

Wow, they really got shot off front.

What, my daughters?

Yeah.

I'm going with your wife.

No,

one lives in Pennsylvania, and the other one works now constantly.

I mean,

I entered the dog.

I'll go.

But,

you know,

bittersweet wind.

Like, I thought it was going to be in an airport plaza.

They'd come to me.

They'd come to you.

Why?

Use an existing photo.

No, I know why.

They got to touch him up a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Teddy, make a peace sign.

Come here.

Oh, but I want to thank all the ants who came out in droves to vote for Teddy.

Just at the new, it's breaking news.

I mean, that's.

Is it on news?

12s, get them?

No.

No, okay.

So that didn't hit any of the TMZ or anything yet.

You're not worried about any haters in this moment?

Oh, I'm sure there's going to be some haters.

Yeah.

And,

you know,

they could

they can eat Teddy's shit.

That's what it's there for.

Tell them, Steve Dave.