#652: CUD

That f cocksucker ate all the fucking chicken fit.

You got cud.

Ah man, I got cud.

This guy, he was going down to me, and all of a sudden he put his tongue in my ass.

Tell him, Steve Dave.

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave, starring Walt Flanagan.

Hey.

And also starring Sunday Jeff today.

Hello.

How you feeling, Jeff?

How you doing?

Not too bad.

Pretty good.

Yeah.

This might be the shortest show on record.

This one?

This one might be.

Boy.

I do not know.

Come, Steve, Dave.

You don't feel well.

I don't know.

I was curious.

I wanted to ask you about this Sunday because you quit smoking famously.

Oh, yes.

The smartest thing I did.

Teddy agrees with me.

And you went cold turkey, right?

Yeah, I went cold turkey.

Now, how difficult was it in the days after that you went cold turkey?

I would say the

first two weeks are pretty tough.

First two weeks?

First two weeks are pretty tough

because i just said he doesn't bark

i told you i said he barks he took his toy away he wants someone who wants his treats

well two reasons this show might be short one is that um i just recently in the past five days kicked sugar went on a diet and kicked weed i don't

I haven't smoked or anything or taken any edibles or anything like that.

Trying to get healthier.

And I think that the weed at night, just makes me eat.

You know, it makes me hungry and stuff.

Plus, it's like, enough's enough.

Fucking 57, man.

Come on.

I've got high plenty of times.

Yeah, it's just like, it just doesn't do anything for me anymore.

I don't know if it's not enough or it's not strong enough, but it's just like, yeah, it's just like anything else.

It feels like a waste of time.

Really?

So I've had a five-day headache now.

Yeah.

It just, it doesn't go away.

How much sugar was in your daily routine?

Probably a bit.

For breakfast, I would drink a glass of apple juice, so that's sugar there.

I noticed a Gatorade, though, on the

Gatorade

zero.

Oh, Gatorade, zero.

Oh, no sugar.

The regular one has a lot of sugar in it.

What's that taste like?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Yeah, it's all right.

It's not that bad.

It tastes like Annie Fries.

I was going to say, yeah, it's like Annify Fries.

It tastes like Annie Friesa.

What you're drinking there.

Xerx.

And so

what what was the final...

So you fucking chucked a volcano out the top floor?

You just like...

No, I went onto the roof to throw it.

Yeah, there you go.

Right into the pool, still plugged in.

Small bitch.

And you think

I would have to imagine it's the sugar that's giving me the headache.

You got that much of a sweet tooth, huh?

I believe so.

Yeah, well, like every night Mary Beth would make me like a bowl of ice cream.

I'm talking every night for months.

I mean, if it's like one scoop, I don't think it's.

If it was one scoop, I wouldn't be so fast.

It doesn't look like that, you know, this huge bowl with like 12 scoops of ice cream.

She's like in the Simpsons window.

It takes Lisa to get that Sunday.

She took one little bite.

No, no, no, no, that's impressive, though.

Yeah, much luck to you.

I can't imagine

it's easy, though.

It's hard.

And what's harder, the sugar or the weed?

The sugar, I think.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the sugar.

I think so, too.

Because you really can't get addicted to weed, right?

Not really.

no.

I always found that weird, though.

I wonder why.

Yeah, like why you can't get it to be awesome.

I think it's like what I just want to do.

I know people are going to be, might be mad

when I say this, but I've seen some actions by people who told me that we'd

calm them out and help them with their day-to-day dealings.

And when they didn't have it, they kind of fell to

shambles and were quite

irritable and angry, and made me wonder if, like, I wonder if weed is

addictive.

It could be, because I mean, I could call Mary Beth right now.

I haven't been the most pleasant in the last few days.

Just because of the sugar.

Has she also, have you had, has she said, okay, I'm going to join you now in this effort?

Because she doesn't want to be smoking up right in front of you being like,

you're doing good, man.

Yeah, man.

Just keep going.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Blows it in your face.

That's the shit.

Where's that volcano at?

Oh, it's in the pool.

I'm going to go take a swim real quick, bro.

Bra.

Bra.

I mean, bra.

She's the.

Bra.

Bra.

Whatever your name is, bro.

Bra want to get smoke.

But she's

curtailed it or is she

cold turkey, too?

No, actually, she's gotten cold turkey, too.

Sugar or everything?

No, not sugar for her.

No, she's.

she's the one eating ice cream in front of you at night, still.

Yeah, no, she doesn't really have a sweet tooth.

She likes all those chips and shit like that.

Yeah, but she's dieting as well.

We're trying to

west in a month, so we're trying to slim down a little bit.

It's hard to

come to Sunday, Jeff, for that kind of

feedback on what you're going through.

This is not your normal man.

No, he's like,

this is almost a super soldier.

Yeah.

I left my shield in the car.

Hold on, let me go get it.

He's drinking a super serum right now.

I know what your super serum is.

It's a Wawa coffee.

A 20-ounce coffee.

That's it.

That's all you got to do.

You want to give up everything?

Go get a Wawa coffee.

You're good to go.

All your troubles will go bye bye.

You second.

Make sure it's a 20-ounce thug.

You're going to need it.

I can't fool around.

You can't do the 40.

Yeah, you do the 40 out of all your name.

Look at that jug that I see these guys buy.

It literally looks like a fucking

gallon.

It usually has a town's name on it.

Looks like a fucking water tower.

Crazy.

But Sunday is not your common man.

He can go cold turkey.

It's not easy to do.

But he is one of the few unicorns out there that did it with seemingly not even a drop of sweat.

You got to want it, though, though.

You could have put

a paper towel under his pits, and you wouldn't have seen any moisture.

He came out dry.

He would have came out dry.

Even in the height of his most

like cactuses growing out of that when he was fiending for it, he didn't even drop a sweat.

Damn.

You fiended?

Did you fiend?

Really?

Was there any point where you're like, fucking, he's going to have a puff?

Like I said, after the first two weeks, I mean, it's funny, though, because a lot of times when I was smoking, it was all bullshit.

It's like, really, it didn't, it was just the habit.

I mean, there's very few times that it actually, like, it's enjoyable.

Obviously, it's enjoyable after food,

sex.

Yeah, boy.

Is that an old lifestyle, or is that true?

It's just, you know, it's a little bit.

What does the smoke be?

Better than eating jelly beans, you know?

It's just

why is it better, though?

Like, how is it more satisfying?

I don't know.

It's just, I think it's just like a comic factor, just like, you know, just sitting in bed or whatever.

It's just the rest of the times is just like, and it's funny, though, you talk about coffee.

When I quit smoking, I thought I was going to drink more coffee.

I actually drank less coffee than I ever did.

It's funny.

He's not normal.

It's just because usually they go hand in hand.

I thought, first of all, you know, well, I did.

I mean, definitely ate more.

I definitely gained weight.

You know, I mean, that's, that's a given.

But, you know,

I don't crave it, though.

I don't, I still, like, after

20-something years, I don't crave it at all.

I don't.

But I'm surprised you would even have done it at all in the house with all your collectibles.

I didn't smoke in the house.

But you said you smoked in bed.

Well, that's what my collectibles aren't there.

They're in the basement.

Only my partner's lungs.

They smoked too at one time.

But was surprised, yeah, that you weren't like you were manic about your condition.

Like, you had to have the most perfect packaging.

Yeah, it was nowhere near.

And it's not like I smoked in the house at all.

I mean, no,

it's not that area because, you know, it's just like it gets all sticky and nasty.

It's, it's terrible inside your house.

Did you ever attempt that world record, like how many cigarettes you can put in your mouth?

No.

No.

It's too much.

I remember a long, long time ago,

Kevin, when he stopped smoking, he was like within a week or maybe a little bit less, he was like, wow, you can really smell smoke on people.

Like, I think as a smoker, you just don't notice it.

But he was saying, like, yeah, it's a smoke.

I don't know.

It took me a while.

And I don't say it was about a week, but I mean, you definitely

start to feel, you know, you feel the effects after a while.

Like, after a month, like, I can go up steps.

I'm not out of wind.

You know, I'm not out of breath.

I'm just like, I slept a lot better.

I wasn't groggy in the morning.

I definitely felt better that way.

And,

you know, just overall, I just started.

People just think you're just buying cheap weed, and that's why you're not getting

cheap.

I can tell you that much.

I get the best I can.

And I really don't like it.

And that was the thing I hadn't been smoking either.

Like, I was doing edibles as well.

So, like, I have to take more because of the

why wouldn't it be addictive, though?

So it's like anything else.

So if you have to,

you're used to smoking a certain amount and it doesn't do anything for you.

Because, like I said, I never was really a weed guy, but it's just like when you smoke, it gets to a point where it's like not doing anything for you.

So you got to get something like, well, I need the high test or I need something with a little bit more kick to it.

And then that doesn't do enough for you.

So,

like,

why wouldn't it be addictive?

Because, like I said, I don't know because I never really was a marijuana guy.

Uh-oh.

Well, this is, I don't want to catch any shit, but I'm looking at it.

I Googled it, but it's giving me an AI overview.

The statement that weed, cannabis, is not addictive is incorrect.

Cannabis can be addictive, and its use can lead to cannabis use disorder, C-U-D.

You got cud.

Oh, man, I got cud?

I got all kinds of stuff.

Yeah,

you're not a lot of other things.

CUD's way at the bottom of the.

At least in your worries.

Tony Cud.

I'm good to go.

Cud.

That's even worth mentioning.

Yeah, I did figure, though, I was thinking about it.

I was like, if I could kick opiates,

I could kick sugar.

Those are two different ends of the spectrum there.

It says that while cannabis may not be as addictive as other substances, it's important to recognize it can still be addictive.

And it doesn't say, though, like I've always heard physically

addictive.

It says it has no addictive chemicals that make your body require it to function.

It's not like nicotine or alcohol.

So I think

it's probably just a psychological thing where you're like, you're so like,

and there was a stretch where I was using

the volcano and smoking every day.

And if I didn't, it felt weird.

Like, I felt like something was missing, like that morning cup of coffee or something almost, I guess.

Actually, the sugar might be harder to kick.

Than the opiates?

No, not

that.

Than the marijuana.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

When you have kicked it and you have no

after-effects of

coming off the

withdrawals or whatever.

I would love it if you became an advocate and really started preaching.

Preaching.

And wagging your finger at people to stop smoking.

Smoking weed?

Yeah, every week on TSD.

I'll go after Q first.

And peck the shit out of them.

I did it.

I don't know why you can't do it.

How old are you, Q?

Come on, bro.

It's time.

You can't do this shit when you're in the 60s.

Willie Nelson says, yes, you can.

Well, you you know he he's pretty old willie nelson so he might be on to something

um did we pass the 10 minute mark we passed

why there's a there was one that was actually 10 minutes no

excuse it was 10 minutes sometimes the the recording stops at the 10 minute mark yeah glitches glitches yeah that that there there was an episode though where we came in and like all three of us me you and q we were like we don't feel like fucking doing this right now let's do something else and it was about a 10 minute show i put it up power down yeah

Everybody was in a really pissy mood.

It was not a good time to try to sit down and squeeze anything out of a

10 minutes for all of us.

Well, you're trying to do three things at one shot.

What's the third one?

Well, he said he's on a diet.

He says

no sugar and he's cutting down marijuana.

Okay.

So the

no sugar is not part of the diet?

It's part of the diet, but like I'm still eating healthier.

I'm eating much less and eating healthier.

Like, yeah, instead of like.

Factor?

A A little bit of factor, maybe.

We got factor this week?

Maybe the perfect time to segue into it.

No factor this week.

Blue apron?

No blue apron either.

No, no blue apron.

It's been a year since we had blue apron.

We got blue bunny.

We got blue balls.

It's been so long since blue apron gave us any money.

Yeah, it's been a while since blue apron.

I don't even know if they're still around.

I think they got stored by Columbia.

I just saw a commercial, like a TV commercial that they were on, Pluto.

So they're the big time now.

They're got theaters.

Pluto has

a lot of television.

Yeah, Yeah,

they're above us now.

Did you guys ever look into

those commercial spots, how much they cost?

Yeah, like I know you were saying they were so cheap.

We kind of did some investigation or not as cheap as you would have thought.

No.

No.

Certainly not worth

the money that we would have to spend for, I believe,

the very little in return we would get.

Right, the vanity of a TV commercial.

It would be wild just to see there, just to have one on there.

Yeah.

Like selling used cars and shit and Wild West outfits.

There's some podcasts

that literally they show the same commercial for a certain podcast as some lady's podcast yes i saw that yesterday the blonde lady yeah yeah oh my gosh she like comes off as like bitchy and stuff too yes i did see that yeah

that i think that it actually hurts her at this point oh really who would want to fucking listen to this shrew

which one the la bean or the well-intentioned bullying well-intentioned bullying yeah well-intentioned bullying yeah

so she just goes around being bitchy to people.

I don't know.

It's only like a 30-second spot, but in that 30 seconds, they've picked the most

irritating,

like know-it-all kind of condescending

conversation that

you thought I was going to say,

I could.

No.

annoying as she is in this commercial, I would not be

ready.

I wouldn't go DEF CON 4 on her matter.

But I wonder if it's helping her, though.

Or

is she seeing no bump whatsoever?

And I can't believe it's actually her.

Do you know the name of that podcast?

But

I don't know if it's like iHeartRadio or one of those places is putting his foot on the building.

But if I was her, whoever this lady is, I know I'm just referring to her, but I would be like, please take that commercial off.

It's literally on 12 times in an hour.

Well, I didn't didn't see it that many times.

Every time there's a commercial break, it comes on.

And do you think, like, who is the audience for this, these shows you're watching?

Does it seem like it would be older women who would want to watch this shit, or does it seem like it's guys like our age

who wouldn't want to watch this shit?

It's weird.

It's on like Dateline and 48 Hours.

It doesn't something that wouldn't go with Solve Mysteries.

I was watching a documentary and it was on her, so it's not something that really would be tied into that.

I don't know how the algorithm works, but

it is stunning how often that she's gotten

commercial on Pluto.

And I believe at this point, it could not have helped her.

It's just too

like, I can't stand her.

I don't want to hear her voice.

I'm certainly not going to seek it out now.

Listen to her for an hour.

Yeah, that's interesting.

I never saw a commercial for a podcast.

You'll see them pulling them up right now.

All right.

All right.

There's plenty of them out there.

Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of local stuff.

I don't really see a lot of stuff in Spanish, too.

Like, I get a lot of stuff that's in Spanish.

Rich Bible?

Well, she's owning it, I guess.

Bridge Bible, that's the name of the podcast?

Give them free plugs.

I don't want to start a pod war, though.

I don't know if she has a big following, you know, and all of a sudden we're going to have

her legions of her listeners come after us.

I'm sure she's a very nice lady, but I'm just saying that they've played the commercial so much that it's just at this point it's become like, oh my god, I cannot listen to

hear her voice anymore, especially the three sound bites that they play over and over again.

Well, especially like the like, I'm telling you what, you know, that whole fucking like attitude.

Your boyfriend's a budget Ryan Gosling.

I've seen too, I've gotten on, I've seen on Twitter there's like

an abundance of

extremely crude podcasts.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm not lying.

I know that's tillating to some extent, but

well, there was a remember

years back, I mean, they still may be around, there was that guys we fucked podcast.

We were actually in Brooklyn.

They were there,

I think.

Oh, when we were doing the show.

When we did the Brooklyn show, yeah, I think they were one of the podcasts on there, the podfester.

Yeah, and I think if that's what you're going to target, like we're going to be the crude podcast,

you've got to up to Annie every fucking week.

Yeah.

It's like, you talked about a guy you fucked last week.

I'm going to hear again about a different guy this week.

It's got to be more graphic.

It's got to be more insane.

It's got to be more

like

just

the stuff you should not say out loud.

Right.

Keep something to yourself.

Well, she may be trying to emulate this.

Is it Alex or Alexis Cooper from Call Her Daddy?

She just got like a $100 million

deal with Sirius XM.

Why?

What's this doing?

I don't know.

I've watched it.

No $100 million deal.

I know.

She's doing commercials.

Like, why not?

Like, what?

I guess, like, can she move and motivate her listeners to buy things?

Probably.

It used to be,

it was her, and I can't remember the other girl's name.

It was another girl.

And then they were moving to a different platform, and they got into sort of a TIFF, I guess.

And the one girl was like, all right, I'm out of here.

And then right away, this Alexis Cooper started getting deals and shit.

And

up to and including this Sirius XM deal for $100 million.

Damn.

And it's like,

for us, it doesn't even have to be $100 million.

It was $1 million.

No, it doesn't.

I don't know.

I don't know what it is about us that somebody wouldn't offer us that kind of money.

Too crude?

The Caller Daddy is, it's another one like Guys We Fucked, where I think she's a little bit crude and raw and, you know, talks shit, you know, that kind of thing.

I'm not into that.

Women talking shit.

Like, I don't, even like women comedians, like

when they, when they, no, no, not funny, they're hysterical.

They're hysterical.

But I am not into like ready for that teddy bark.

So

this guy, he was going down on me, and all of a sudden, he put his tongue in my ass.

I'm just like, that completely turns me off.

That completely makes me want to.

Does it?

I think people might be turned on if that was actually a fact.

I know that there are some people who are like,

who are

they all in?

They want to hear what happens.

But

I just don't want to hear anything.

It started with, I believe, I mean, I might be wrong, but as far back as I remember, it was Sarah Silverman who came up in this really innocent-looking young girl talking this horribly raw shit.

And it was funny at the time, but then

every other female comic emulated her to the point where it's just like, so I'm on the rag, right?

And it's like, oh, God.

Wasn't Roseanne really the one that really.

Yeah, I guess Roseanne.

Yeah, Roseanne

really started

sex stuff.

No, nobody wanted to hear that.

No.

Tom Arnold.

Yeah, I guess, you know, I'm a prude, and I can't deny it,

but at least I own it.

Well, I remember when you were talking about the

cruise,

and you were aghast at a 90-year-old woman talking about getting banged on a pool table.

Yes.

And it was at that moment that I was like,

oh, my God.

I'm like, what cruise are you going on?

I was like, oh, my God, Walt's pruder than a 90-year-old woman.

Yeah, it's true.

So on the last cruise I was on, there was this

game show that the, that the...

ship put on and they grabbed four married couples one that had been married for only a few months one had been married for a couple years,

one that had been married 20 years, and one that had been married like 60 years.

So

they were ancient.

And one of the questions was, and you have to match your spouse's question, answer.

So the question was, where was the weirdest place that ever happened?

It being, I'm not even going to say what they said.

You can fill in the blanks, right?

But it was.

He's shaking his head.

You don't know what it is, do you?

The pool table.

table.

Didn't you just say pool table?

So the younger couples were like, oh, we pulled over, like, they have to match the answers.

Almost like the newlywed game.

And the time we pulled over at an abandoned or a vacant tomato stand on the side of a road.

And they did it inside the tomato stand.

But the 99-year-old woman whose husband couldn't even hear.

He couldn't hear anything.

But

she

actually wrote down that

she got

it

on the pool table.

And the husband,

of course, the crowd went crazy.

He goes, oh, I forgot about that.

He goes, oh, he did.

Well, I mean, it's understandable, right?

The guy's 90s.

You're in the 80s, just kind of smirking.

I believe it was in 1937 that it happened.

So give him a break if he didn't remember it.

But yeah, that, to me, was like,

the actual, the whole theater went nuts.

I was going to say they loved it, right?

They had to have loved it.

I was just sitting there with a big scowl on my face.

It's like, come on, come on, let's go.

Scoffing.

We're leaving.

Get yours.

Ours is in a bed.

And what's Deb's reaction to it?

She does not think it's funny either.

We're kind of birds of the same feather.

We're not interested in hearing someone's sexcapades.

Right.

No spicy, huh?

You assume that, but I just not interested in hearing somebody else's.

I don't, I don't, and especially in an attempt to make me laugh.

You know,

it's not going to happen.

I don't think I've ever had that relationship with a male friend where I'm like, hey, guess what I did?

You know, like, like comparing notes with me.

You and Q don't.

No.

Oh, I don't believe that.

No.

I don't believe it.

Not that I can remember.

Maybe early on.

What are you shaking your head about?

What?

I don't believe it either.

I don't believe it either.

Yeah, I believe Q's told you plenty.

Oh, you know what?

You're right.

I have told Q a couple of things here and there.

Yeah.

I was just thinking of something.

Your mind's all clouded.

I know.

I need sugar.

Somebody give me a goddamn candy bar.

Give me a Snickers.

Give me Snickers.

Where's that volcano?

Yeah, I guess it would be cue, then you're right.

You're right.

What if I started telling you some graphic stuff, Sunday?

How would you react?

Like, we're standing out front, and I'm like, oh my gosh.

Oh,

first it's in her puss, and then it's in her butthole.

Then it's in her mouth.

Three for three.

Yeah.

And

the other reason that I'm like, maybe it'll be a short show is because, goddamn, like, I go to the news and I pick out stories and stuff.

You know, it's funny.

Fun shit.

Oh, my God.

I haven't been on the street.

There's no fun stuff.

There's no fun stuff.

There's no fun stuff in the news.

I don't know if there's been fun stuff in the news the last 30 years.

I don't know.

I found this one.

Disgraced priest who had sex on church altar getting his confiscated electronics back.

Disgraced priest.

There aren't many things.

What religion is that?

I think it's Catholic.

Hold on a second.

No way.

Yo, look.

Yeah.

No way.

There he is, Walt.

There he is.

No, it could be Protestant.

Last name's French again.

I mean, it says Catholic.

It says a disgrace of mine.

A disgraced Catholic priest who filmed himself having sex with a pair of dominatrixes on the church's altar is set to get electronics back years after he was arrested for the incident.

He was a former pastor at St.

Pete's and Paul Catholic Church in Curl Ridge.

I mean, he looks like

Perlman.

Well, that's why he looks like the guy to play.

He looks like Gronk Pearlman.

He doesn't like Ron.

Those were the Dominatrixes?

I guess so.

She's got a shocked look on her face, or those are painted-on eyebrows.

Yeah, she should.

She does look an emperor.

Indy Dixon and Melinda Cheng.

Melissa Cheng, sorry.

Wow.

You know what?

I mean.

You're not cut out to be a priest.

Yeah, you probably should turn in your collar.

Tough profession.

It is.

Defrocked.

It's not for everybody, Sunday.

You've got to have the discipline.

Comes in there, confession box.

What are you doing?

Unless the chain goes by Empress Ming.

Oh, yeah.

Empress Ming and Lady Vi,

who also responds to Satanatrix.

There you go, Walt.

That's pretty good.

Satanatrix.

The priest received.

He's 41.

He received a three-year suspended prison sentence in 2022 for engaging in the unholy trinity.

Now, is that

breaking the law?

Because.

Well, I know when didn't Opie and Anthony at one point, they

what's that famous Catholic church in New York?

I think they had somebody go in there and have sex inside there, and they got arrested because it was, you know, live on the radio.

But I know it's breaking one of the commandments, but St.

Pete's?

Is it breaking the law?

Because technically, that's his place of employment, right?

Yeah.

And who would I be to cast the first stone at doing something it

at your

place of

employment?

I've done it before, and I didn't think that I could get arrested for it.

I thought I could get fired for it.

Yeah, I don't think it's a St.

Patrick's, that's right.

St.

Pete's.

It was close.

The priests, after our shenanigans, were revealed when a curious parishioner driving by noticed bright lights coming from inside the church and stopped.

And he caught the priest with the two dominatrixes and started filling them.

The women pleaded guilty the same year to institutional vandalism.

Okay.

It's probably not a prison sentence, though.

Stage lights, sex toys, and other recording equipment was also seized.

He has a full fucking production going on.

Yeah, he was going to post it on the internet.

I mean, that's crazy.

What do you think?

It depicted a communion wine.

There's no crazy

crazy stuff on the internet.

This guy has to really hate the church.

There was a shot where it depicted a communion wine chalice being urinated in.

And the priest was also seen wearing women's panties in the confiscated trip.

I don't know if they were just shooting a movie or if this guy's a real priest.

Yeah.

So they're just shooting a movie.

He was interviewed.

Okay, here you go.

He was interviewed six months.

He wound up serving six months of jail time for violating the terms of his probation by speaking to a local NBC affiliate.

So he went on and talked to somebody and he got, I guess that was part of his probation.

You can't talk about this.

Really?

I wonder why.

I wonder why that would be part of the probation.

You're not allowed to even even speak about this.

Probably the church is like, look, we don't want this kind of bad fucking.

Yeah.

They burned it.

They have publicity.

Yeah.

They burned it?

Yeah.

Oh, they burned the altar.

I saw that they had a new one.

Are they still using that cup?

Yeah, they can't be using that cup.

I don't think so.

But he said he bemoaned the celibate life priests choose and said he was struggling with loneliness and wanting human interaction during the COVID-19 lockdown.

Tough.

Completely understandable.

It's like it's not natural, I guess, to be celibate.

It's a

for your entire life.

That is a big price to pay for your

devotion to your religion.

I mean, not everybody can do it.

It's

like quitting smoking.

It's harder, I think.

I really love it.

I would think so.

Fuck yeah.

What did he say?

I didn't catch it.

He said it's harder than quitting smoking.

Yeah, I would think so.

And then one of the dominatrix had blasted the nosy parishioner in an interview for filming without her consent.

Struggling and falling, sinning too, priests sin as well, he said, adding he still believes in God and continued considering mercy and forgiveness very important.

So there you go.

Crazy.

That's fun stuff.

He won't be on a cruise.

He won't be telling me.

That'd be good stories.

Did you see another cruise got

I think it was a Royal Caribbean cruise?

That's the ones I go on.

Is that the one you go on?

Yeah.

They're on a big boat.

They left port and there was a fight.

Oh, yeah, about chicken.

Was it about chicken?

Chickenfingers?

Yeah.

Was it about chicken fingers?

Yeah, and

it was a melee.

Yeah, they said it was like crazy how big the fight was.

And

they literally had to turn the boat around and go back to port because people got hurt and they had to get people off the boat.

I guess people

it

potentially was on the same boat I was on.

It was the cruise that I got off the boat and the people getting on the boat and leaving.

That was the that's when it happened.

That cocksucker ate all the fucking chicken fingers.

I could see won't join that melee.

No, you would be wrong.

No, those chicken fingers ain't worth fighting over.

They're not worth breaking a fingernail over, let alone a tooth getting busted.

You can have them, they're all yours.

They're awful.

Where's the Johnny Rockets?

Yeah.

That is crazy, though.

I mean, it's like, why, though?

There's got to.

They don't run out of, but I'm saying, they don't run out of food.

It's not like, oh, this is the fight.

The brawl over chicken times.

I didn't get to see any footage of this.

Yeah.

It's about respect, though, Sunday.

You know, if you see the last chicken finger there,

you can't take it.

If you're next to the line, you better not take it.

You just leave it there.

Oh, is that what it is?

You just leave it there.

It's just like, you took the last one.

You know, the last one, I'd want the next batch anyway, right?

I would.

It's been sitting out there for a while.

He took the last chicken finger.

What the fuck?

It said it wasn't over chicken fingers.

I was credit threatening.

Okay.

You know, that may be not accurate, that it was only about chicken fingers.

Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't.

It did say that on the news clip, right?

It said it was about chicken fingers.

So the fight started over the counter with the chicken fingers.

It doesn't mean that's not what it was over.

I think that fight was probably brewing.

Yeah.

And

Yeah,

you know, and then chicken fingers may have been the tippings of the uh of the scales to turn it into somebody's looking at somebody's girl or something.

There you go, Sunday, you got it, you know what's up.

You've been on a cruise, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah,

well, no fighting over chicken fingers.

Me and you, we see you see the only one chicken finger left, me and you.

We walked away, yep, that's what I'm saying.

Is that Clarice with line?

Sometimes a man's got to know his limitations,

Stay away from the chicken.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's written rules of the sea.

You're like slapping somebody's hand.

Don't take that.

What is the matter with you?

Nuts.

You want to start World War III on this ship?

That last fucking.

Go grab the steak.

Stay with that chicken finger.

Let's see.

I got some prize picks here.

And traditionally, we've had problems with prize picks.

I can't seem to read the copy of

the whole season.

It's time I went over here.

Maybe we can help you sell this.

That's it.

I was going to ask you guys to do that.

I want to go here Sunday's opinions on the first couple weeks of the NFL season.

Who's a surprise and

who's somebody that you're like,

I think they're going to go all the way this year?

Who's your pick, early season pick to get to the Super Bowl?

Well, let me read this first.

Yeah, I'm going to read it first.

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Oh, this is up our alley.

You're not going to find this on the bitch Bible.

Oh, no.

Who's your superl picks this year?

Tough after two weeks.

Yeah.

That's why it's very difficult.

I don't know.

No, not definitely not the Giants.

I like the Bengals and I like the Colts.

Same conference, though.

So they

go go to San.

I understand.

That is absolutely shocking.

You know who they've played those first two weeks, right?

Fucking

garbage teams, though.

I mean, they're 2-0, but they've beaten up two have-nots, though.

Yeah, but it's still early in the season.

And Joe, not Joe Walsh,

Joe Burrow is out for three months.

Did you hear that news?

No.

Yeah, he got a

turf toe, and he has to get an operation, so he's going to be out for three months.

In the AFC, though, I would.

What the hell is turf toe?

What is it about?

Turf toe is like when your tendons and your toe

gets caught or something, right?

And then you can't walk because of the tendons or everything.

Oh, really?

Is it from kicking or running or

running?

Yeah.

Stress on the tendons.

I could be even wrong about that, but it's not going to be tendons.

But whatever it is, I know it's turf toe, and I know he has to get an operation.

All right, change my picks.

No, no, I don't want you to change your picks.

So Sunday is saying right here, right now, book it, people.

Go to Prize Picks right now, and you pick the Bengals and the Colts for this year's Super Bowl.

Granted, it cannot happen,

but still,

Sunday's called a shot.

That's my Super Bowl.

The Chargers are good.

Get another AFC conference team.

You're going with the AFC first.

I go with my NFC picks.

NFC, I'll still go with the Eagles.

He's going with the Eagles repeating.

What about my Lions?

I don't know about the Lions.

You see, they put up 50 last week.

The Giants drew for over 500 yards and lost the game.

Well, the Lions scored over 50 and blew out the Bears.

Again, not a great team.

Not a great team.

But a division rival.

Division rival.

But you know what?

This might be better.

You might want this kind of start with them.

I don't want that.

Look at them.

They're rolling.

They're 10-0, and then

bam!

Then you get hit in the face with a couple.

Engine blows up and everything else is.

And then it'd be like the same thing.

You might be better off.

I'd rather be like, you know, struggle a little bit early and then get hot

later in the year and go into the playoffs.

Stay healthy and then tear it up.

Tear it up.

So you're going with the Eagles and either the Colts or the Bengals in the Super Bowl.

That'd be cool, Eagles and the Colts.

Daniel Jones looks good on the Colts.

That's what happens when you have an offensive line.

Didn't have one on the Giants.

No, they did not.

Is there anything from this week coming up that you're looking forward to?

That I'm looking forward to?

I mean, Monday night football, the Lions are playing the Ravens, and that's going to be a very difficult time.

Kansas City.

And the Kansas blows somebody out.

I thought I read somebody.

It's expensive to find out.

It's 50 some points.

Oh, did you?

I didn't hear it.

If we're going to give you a pass, we know you're

struggling over there.

Giddam's offering me a bag of light brown sugar.

Light brown sugar.

Yeah, my head is not where it's supposed to be today.

All right.

I think we've covered the NFL, right?

Well, hockey's coming, too.

Does that include hockey or just football?

It might, actually.

But They're talking football right now.

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So because if you had that Joe Burrow guy and he went out halfway through,

I cannot understand that aspect of the sport, though.

I cannot understand that you can bet on

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I just want to know who won the game.

I don't give a fuck about everything.

If the losing team, you know, had great yards or whatever.

And, you know, I don't, that's what ruins.

Makes a ton of money, man.

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Look, I'm not super familiar with prize picks, but is it fantasy football?

Is it is prize picks fantasy football?

Like, bet on everything spreading.

You're betting on points.

You're betting on, you can bet on if the kicker has a fucking

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Sorry, that's a prohibited term bet.

Uh-oh.

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Did I say bet?

Contest.

You did say bet.

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What did you mean?

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All right.

So we got that one.

And then we got, oh,

Walt, you're going to like this one too?

The Ridge Power Bank.

Oh, yeah, son.

Let me get my Ridge.

Ridge?

Ridge, yeah.

Like, you know, you have

your Ridge wallet.

Oh, you got that now, huh?

I got a Ridge wallet here.

Very fancy stuff now you got.

Yep.

And

I can't afford to.

They started making power banks.

Check this shit shit out.

She's got a new iPod.

It's not an iPod.

It looks like an iPod, but what it is, Sunday, is a ridge.

And I will never have a device ever go

zero.

Oh, wireless charger, too, huh?

It's wide.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Huh?

It's pretty snazzy, right?

It's sleek black.

At least you can see this.

Yeah, it's nice.

I paid for it myself, too.

I didn't even get a free one.

I thought somewhat highly of the product, and I went online and I bought it.

It comes with all the different chargers on there, huh?

I did use a code, though.

What was the code, Brian?

T-E-S-D, baby.

I did use the code.

Yeah, they have a lot of

video rules for here, but we don't do video.

So

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I really wish we had video for this episode, though, because then I would show you.

I could show show everybody home this.

Does it charge quick?

My favorite aspect of the ridge, this little kickstand.

The kickstand, huh?

Oh, yeah, nice.

How do you like that, Sunday?

How sweet that kickstand is, bro.

Nice.

Look at that, man.

You can't.

How fast does it charge?

I think faster than the speed of light.

That's pretty fast.

If you just walk by, I'll just check it out.

I think you're on a charge.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure if I can get it up.

I think you're on something.

Says Sets my phone on fire, it charges so fast.

It charges my phone, like even when I'm even when I don't want it to, it's constantly charging my phone.

Even if it's just in the same room, it's charging my phone.

It's technology.

Yeah, that's ridge for you.

It's giving out all kinds of waves.

Your eyebrows are falling out.

Teeth are getting soft.

Like, what's that humming sound?

Don't worry about it.

It's just my ridge.

Oh, charge it up, baby.

Charge it up.

Glowing.

My teeth feel soft.

Why do they keep falling out?

I'm like, is that weird?

Do I have a missing clump of hair?

Ridge, what did you do to me?

Still using it.

I wonder why you don't have sponsors.

Now

it's putting out magnetic pulses.

It was making people's hairs fall out.

All Kinassai, man.

I did go order this.

Giddam can attest to it.

As soon as we got done doing an ad for Ridge,

I was so intrigued and so

impressed with the product that I was like, I had to own one.

And I paid my own money for it.

Again, though, I did use a code, T-E-S-D, though.

All right.

And you should take it.

10% off.

Nice.

All right.

That's Ridge.

Want to talk Donnie Osmond?

I haven't thought of Donnie Osmond since last week, but sure.

Last week.

Last week, I don't know, because I saw Donnie Osmond video on

he's got a residency out in Vegas.

Does he?

He got very offensive advice that Michael Jackson gave him.

He recently shared a clip from his 2023 appearance on the Adam Carolla show where he recalled getting very offensive advice about his career from the King of Pop.

What year?

This was 2023 that he brought

on the show.

Okay.

I'm not sure.

And he mentioned this advice on the Adam Corolla show?

On the Adam Corolla show, yeah.

So he says

the name Donnie Osmond was a joke years ago.

The 67-year-old singer said, I mean, if you say you like Donnie Osmond music, you are ousted.

Is that true?

I think there is a stigma to,

you know, being into a former boy band

when you're, it's hard to shake that

persona of that it's bubblegum.

music.

Right.

Donnie Osmond?

Donnie Osmond.

Well, I mean, with the Osmonds.

Remember, you know, he and Marie.

Michael Jackson was with the Jackson 5.

He was able to

break away and be known more for his adult hits than

his childhood hits.

Yeah, it's like that child actor thing.

It's tough to make that switch.

Like, you have to be a fucking pretty good actor-actress if you want to go from child to adult.

Yeah, and if you want to shake that

kind of image,

it is difficult to do.

and Michael Jackson did it.

Yeah, he was the boy.

He was writing it.

He also did it.

He also tarnished that image big time.

You know, Donnie,

you should have done this, Donnie.

Yeah, that was the advice you gave him, maybe.

So Osman explained that in 1983, the year after Jackson's sixth album, Thriller, came out, he went to Jackson seeking advice on how to save his career.

I said, Mike, how do I get it back?

How do I get back on the charts?

He said, Your name's poisoned, Donnie.

You got to change your name.

Donnie.

Ooh, that is interesting.

Osmond said it was very offensive.

It was tough to hear that.

What would he change it to?

Yeah,

that would be tough because everybody is just going to go,

that's just Donnie Osmond.

Why?

When, like, you're going to try to do that.

I think it was Donnie Marie, though.

Donald, something.

The Donald.

That's how you know he's serious now.

He's Donald.

He's not Donnie.

It's

a tricky, tricky

thing to achieve, though, to become a respected adult artist when

all your hits came when you were like 12 years old, though.

Right.

Of the bubblegum fashion.

There was a time and place

that's not going to be recreated.

Yeah, and I know he may be a very talented singer and dancer, which he is,

but

not for me.

Like, I would go see, like, there's a residency.

And if I...

I think he's at the Flamingo.

I don't know if he still.

He's at in Las Vegas.

If I was in Vegas and I

needed something to do one night and tickets, I would be like, I want to see Donnie Donald perform.

And I would have no, like,

shame.

But I know there's some people who will be like, I'm not paying for a ticket for that.

I'm sure the tickets are probably not too.

Upheld.

Uphold.

Because he Wayne Newton.

Upheld.

Did he have any hits, Wayne Newton?

He's been here forever, man.

He's like, he's part of Las Vegas.

He's still alive.

Wayne Newton's still alive.

I think he he might be dead.

I don't know if he's ever had a hit, though.

I think he only has one hit, something about his daddy, right?

Papa.

Let's see.

Wayne Newton hits.

I think he always had one.

Donka Shane.

Daddy Don't Walk So Fast.

Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast.

That's his only hit.

Look, he's been there forever.

So he's doing something right.

I know.

L-O-V-E.

Red Roses for a Blue Lady.

Daddy Don't Walk So Fast seems to be the, from 1972 seems to be the big hit.

And that Danka, like,

get him said Donka Shane.

Red Roses for a Blue Lady.

Doesn't say that any more years old.

Donka Shane?

That means thank you, doesn't it?

I thought we were back on the cruise.

What do you think about these?

Have you seen...

Oh, wow.

That is.

Look at that.

It's crazy how much work he's had done.

Yeah, he's had some plastic surgery done for sure.

He looks like a piece of plastic.

I mean, if you had that money, you wouldn't do that Sunday.

He doesn't look like that in the right.

That's not what he looks like now in the one all the way to the right.

But Sunday, if you had unlimited wealth like a Wayne Newton, you wouldn't.

Man, I would go under the knife and try to look

at a new nose.

You look like fucking Jack Nicholson from like in the Joker.

Get some cheek implants, got a chin implant.

It's too much.

It's too stretched out.

It just doesn't look right.

It doesn't look natural anymore.

And I'm surprised because I would think

it would affect your singing, right?

If it stretches your face a little bit back.

I don't think you might be able to move your lips a certain way to where you can hit certain notes.

That's a theory that I don't know if I've ever thought thunk before.

Your lips are stretched so tight that you can't

move them the way you used to.

They pull your face back.

So it's like, you know, and they like you.

I know you saw the Star Wars.

Remember see Carrie Fisher when she in Star Wars?

There was like almost a time where she like, she wasn't speaking.

It just didn't sound right with her.

You're talking about the Disney ones?

Yeah, the ones that was, you know, before she passed away, the one that she, you know, the last one that she was in.

But you can see it was shit.

I thought it was because she had dentures in.

Could be that both combination, but she definitely had work done to her face, too, because it was definitely not the same as it used to be.

But I understand.

I mean, you have an image.

That's a bitch, man.

Yeah, but I'm saying when you're in the public eye like that, you have an image.

It's tough, you know?

Yeah, especially in the internet.

Some people dyed her hair, you know.

Oh, yeah.

But the internet

is so unforgiving.

Like, you know, they will tell you that you don't look the way you used to.

Well, you're not because you're getting older.

There's any number of motherfuckers out there that'll be like, you're fat and you're old now.

All right,

no shit, Charlotte.

That's why I'm quick sugar.

Yeah,

I'm gonna look like Rocky in fucking three months.

I want to meet their standards.

Yeah, it says here: Carson Wayne Newton, also known as Mr.

Las Vegas, has been there forever, has been performed in Vegas since 1958.

Is that crazy?

He's done what 30 000 shows solo shows over the 40 years uh he's known for that signature song dunka shin and has recorded 165 albums and he can play 13 instruments and tailors his shows to each audience that's why he's fucking famous i guess just think of the people i mean during that time he was playing with the you know the rap pack was back then he had elves back i mean just think of all the people

that that were playing back then seen it all and now he's singing with donnie 50s through 70s vegas must have been so fun it must have been something else, huh?

If you ever look at pictures, it's amazing how there's like nothing, it doesn't look anything like it does now.

Even like the early 80s, it looks totally different than what it does now.

There's so much more there.

I mean, you used to be able to see the mountains and everything off the strip.

You can't see them anymore.

A good thing or a bad thing?

Well, it's a good thing for, I guess, for economy-wise, bad thing just because you know everything's getting built up.

Can't be sucking up all that water out there.

Water's important in the desert

More to live by.

Literally.

Yeah.

That's how you go to Hoover Dam, man.

You see, you see how much water's gone in the Hoover Dam.

It's crazy.

This made me wonder, too.

This is an older story.

And this made me think of you, Walt, because, you know, you used to run a store and you had kids come in and they would fuck your merchandise.

I remember those days when I used to run a store.

Yeah, and the kids would come in and they would read the comics and fucking crazy.

I love that.

I'd be like, oh, the best, right?

Kids just keep reading.

Reminds me of cute.

I'm just so glad you're reading.

I don't care that you're

on pages or your grimy little fingers are,

you know, and you're ripping the staples from the cover.

Just read.

I love it.

I love to see kids read.

Start smacking flies, man.

So this is the video of it.

Get him?

Okay, so this is a three-year-old breaks $1,600 marble table at New Jersey Cafe.

And mom claims she couldn't leave until she handed over her credit card.

It's not really too secure, to tell you the truth, for a table.

Yeah, to be honest.

I mean, there's really nothing.

There's like no feet or anything on it.

Yeah,

I got to say, I don't.

I think that's an accident.

I don't think that's...

There's only two legs on that table.

That table should have four legs.

That is a catastrophe waiting to happen.

That marble bench could have killed a kid if he was on the floor.

But if he was on the other side, sure.

Was the kid pushing it?

I couldn't really see in the video there.

Where Where is this?

It looks like

Avalette and somebody made her pay

$16,000.

No, $1,600.

$1,600, okay.

She says she was

completely humiliated, embarrassed, and she's cried since the incident, which brought the 110-pound marble table crashing to the ground.

She claimed the manager of the stores told her she wasn't allowed to leave until she forked over her driver's license and credit card information to pay for the table.

Distortion.

Despite immediately offering to pay for the damage.

So I'm sure she was like, I'll pay for it.

Don't worry.

Wait, I'm sorry.

How much?

Now,

how could he force her there?

I don't know.

I guess you could call the police.

They would have to force her to

reporters.

This is not a concern of ours.

It's not a criminal thing.

Yeah.

We're not going to deal with it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what you do.

Later on, one of the cafe's owners told her on the phone, Our policy is you break it, you pay for it.

I'll bet you that policy was instituted right after this fucking table fell over.

Yeah, but this is like a restaurant, right?

It's not like a collectible store, like an antique store where you're walking through.

it's pretty pretty uh easy to knock that table over it looks like for a marble table i would be contacting my lawyer if i was that woman i would cut johnny i want you to go ape shit on this cafe who's trying to make me pay for a marble table oh the hazelnut cafe is part of the hazelnut boutique a home decor and clothing brand four new jersey locations it's owned by twin sisters

it sounded like the kid was sitting on the table it was it's it looks like he seemed like he barely bumped into it yeah that's what i'm saying.

It looks like it just like

moving just right there.

It seems like girls.

Those are the twin sisters.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

They say they would never hold anybody against their will.

The mother was not charged for the test.

Testing all of the.

Yeah, see that?

They say they requested her contact information for insurance.

How are two stories so completely fucking different?

Hello?

Because the story's lying?

Is that the only way?

Have you been a lie for the last 2025?

Is it just lie?

Have you just come out of a fucking pot haze and you don't realize that?

You don't want that brown sugar.

That you don't realize that two stories

are actually that's more common than not, that there's always two sides of the story.

Giddam has read it up, and I do, this is a good question.

What on earth would possess an ice cream shop owner to have patrons eating at a fragile $1,600

marble tucker?

It is a boutique shop.

But especially when you do that,

you're lucky somebody didn't get hurt.

Really?

That's what they said in the

comments afterwards.

They were like, we're just lucky.

We're happy nobody's hurt.

We reached out to make sure they're okay, blah, blah, blah.

All that shit.

Now give us our $1,600 fucking dollars.

Yeah,

the way it seems is that they had a worker be like, yo, you got to pay for this.

And then the owners were like, wait a second.

Like, this is not looking good for us.

Like, everybody just fucking take a step back.

We just want insurance.

Maybe you should buy some more secure tables.

Yeah, I don't need to eat ice cream.

I would suggest, yeah, the next table you buy has four legs.

Yeah.

It is weird, though.

It looks like it's meant to be bolted into the ground.

There's like nothing supporting the bottom of those legs.

Yeah, I don't believe it was properly

anchored to the floor.

And it probably was a blessing in disguise because if that had fallen on somebody, it definitely could have injured them.

Thank God you weren't there, Teddy.

Oh, yeah.

What's up?

Go ahead.

I'm sorry.

No, I did want to ask you guys,

what are your feelings?

Because going back to singing and shit,

this recent spade of older singers up there that have no right to be up there.

I'm sure you've seen the videos of Frankie Valley.

Yeah, he has.

I'm singing.

I have.

For some reason, Mrs.

Five

wants to go back.

She's already planning to go back to the market.

She said it was worth seeing.

I don't understand how that.

You've seen the footage.

Yeah, he's not singing it.

It looks like they...

No, he's definitely worried.

He's just moving his mouth and not even...

There might be strings connected to him, and it might have somebody.

It looks like he's barely propping

like a stiff wind.

And there goes Frankie Valley.

He almost looks like he's in the haze.

Like they give him something, and he's just almost

in a daze out there.

Yeah, Frankie Valley is

singing great.

He's got hits.

Oh, he's got tons.

Yeah.

He's walking around, all right?

Yeah.

You can't expect him to actually belt at any tunes, though, I don't think, at that age.

What's the reason why you still do this then?

It's just because of the love?

I mean, I can't see.

I think at this age,

I cannot see him needing this for financial reasons.

Oh, I think so.

You think so at that age?

I think you want to keep your lifestyle.

I think you take a month off the road and you look at your bank account and what you're spending and what's going out, and you're like, holy shit, I got to get back on the fucking bar circuit.

Somebody prop me up.

I got to go on tour.

I saw it different.

I saw David Lee Roth doing a

Vegas one?

Yes, the Vegas one.

It's terrible.

It's terrible.

It's unbelievable.

It's literally like amateur night.

His voice is toast, though.

I mean, it's just.

He had four to five backup black guys singing for him, too.

I mean, you can see his face.

Like, eyeballs were popping out of his head when he was singing some of the.

And I'm surprised people.

He has that weird smile on his face all the time.

There's that time where you got to be just like saying

you just don't.

There's very few people that can still,

I guess, pull that off at certain ages.

Alex Cooper.

Alex Cooper still sounds very good.

I mean, Fleetwood Mac was soon, they sounded pretty good.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Sus gets on to music.

Stevie Nicks.

Never misses an opportunity.

Kiss and backtrack.

Axel Rose is another one.

Axel Rose.

Oh, yeah, he's another one.

When you sing that kind of music, man, there's just no way you can have that kind of screech for decades.

The Doobie Brothers still sound good, though.

Is there any original brothers in the Doobie Brothers, though?

Oh, you get

the one main guy, and you got the.

He's the main guy.

And you got Michael McDonald.

He is not in the Doobie Brothers.

He was.

He's still touring with them.

I don't think he's touring with them.

Chicago still sounds good?

There's not one fucking original member, except maybe the one of the Trumpet players.

And they could call themselves Chicago because they got one left.

There is no way that any of

the original crew is there.

Then why would anybody see them then?

Because of the logo.

I'm not going to see a band because of the logo.

I'm going to.

I saw Chicago.

Sir, I don't care about the men.

I just want to see the logo

within the last couple years, and the guy singing was not a part of any of the.

He is in it.

It says the current members are Tom Johnston, Patrick Simmons, Michael McDonald, and John McSim.

Oh, I apologize.

Did you see that young girl who's obsessed with Michael McDonald?

It's so weird.

Like, whereas a 10-year-old should be into, I don't know, whoever the the pop star is these days yeah teller swift super into michael mcdonald yeah that's like 78 or something that has to be like uh

that's like autism or something i would yeah that i mean there's it's very unusual to find a child who would be gravitate towards a guy whose heyday was 40 years ago yeah and the music is kind of

soft rock you know it's uh

well maybe that's it.

It's like the Doobie Brothers, well, like singing, like they're not screeching like a

lot to do with

Doobie Roth.

Like they shout, sing.

Can you name another Doobie Brother besides Michael McDonald?

That's the only one I know.

That's the only one I care about.

I just like the logo.

Brian's fucking let's salivate it like a Pavlo dog over there.

He's heard Doobie.

All right.

You guys are doing this to me on purpose.

Taking it to industry.

Yeah, there she is.

11-year-old super fan.

Met her pop idol, Michael McDonald.

He looks like George Lucas.

Oh, she met him over Zoom.

I thought she met him in

person.

And it is crazy.

It's got to be weird for Michael McDonald to see a 10-year-old crying to be in his cry.

Yeah, that's strange.

Did you ever meet anybody in Cry Sunday?

Anybody that got you that emotional?

No.

No?

No.

No.

Even even if you saw, if you met Stevie Nick, you wouldn't get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a pot.

I would cry.

You wouldn't get a little bit like

emotional.

You wouldn't be like a big hoe.

I think you would be.

Start smoking again?

No, I think you'd fall to pieces.

I think you'd be a blubbering mess.

Yeah.

You could be wrong.

What if you're.

Stevie Nix.

Yeah, his heart coming out like fucking Bunk's buddy and shit.

Hubba, hubba.

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

Would you, if say somehow like you were backstage and Stevie Nix is smoking a cigarette and she's like, hey, why don't you come on and join me?

Do you do you smoke a cigarette with her?

Don't smoke.

Well, don't smoke a light.

You got a light, mister?

Do you have a light for her?

Unfortunately, I do not.

But I'll get one for you.

How'd you get back here?

You just don't go running around like a maniac looking for a lighter?

I just start grabbing the pieces of the fucking set and start good start rubbing wood.

We never went together and it's creating fire and shit.

Looked like Quest for Fire back there.

Yeah.

So what's new with Sunday?

We haven't seen you for a while.

What's going on?

People always wonder what's up.

Yeah, what's up with Sunday?

What's the usual?

What's the usual?

Work.

Well, this is all.

All work.

You must do stuff other than work, though.

Oh, yeah, the weekends I'm out.

Of course.

What do you do on a weekend?

This weekend coming up, what are your plans?

We're supposed to go out to dinner with my aunt, but I canceled.

So I'll just, I mean, I go out to dinner with Joe every

Saturday night.

Oh, a date night, huh?

Sunday, yeah.

You want to mention, I do think you should say.

Joe is a woman.

Yeah.

Tell him, Steve, babe.