The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 30

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Hello and welcome

to the Adam Freelance Show podcast.

It's Thanksgiving, folks.

Turkey Day.

The Pilgrims.

The Red Engines.

You know

the gestures and the players.

The players ball.

Few.

This is a meeting of...

Back then, all the Native Americans were

pimps.

Were black guys who were eight ball jackets.

All the paintings are wrong.

Yes, yes.

Native Americans were actually black guys who were eight ball jackets.

Yeah.

And the pilgrims were all

jesters, court jesters.

The clowns and the pimps.

Yeah.

The players and the jokers.

The players and the jokers.

Yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving, Nick.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I'm thankful.

Yeah, what are you thankful of?

Or for?

I don't know.

Life's alright.

Life's fine.

Yeah.

That's alright.

It's fine.

It's all great.

Did you go somewhere this weekend?

No, I was here.

Did you do anything?

No.

Nothing?

No, nothing.

Nothing at all.

Oh, no.

My girlfriend had a dinner party on Sunday night.

Why?

I don't know.

I'm just asking.

You went to Virginia.

Oh, no.

I went to a Nets game.

My cousin, my little cousin was in town.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's great.

He's like 20.

He's 24.

He asked me a great question.

Oh, you're going out of town this weekend.

This weekend, I'm going for Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

So we're shooting this on Tuesday, folks.

Sorry for the lie, a little bit of movie magic.

Yeah, my cousin,

I took him to the Nets game

on Sunday.

He was like in town with his boys.

He was like a frat and stuff.

He's like a good kid.

And he was like, can I ask you a question, Adam?

Like, is it like a family thing where you're like, you're like, just you like think about and want pussy like all the time?

A family thing?

And I was like, I think that's just like a guy.

Like he wants to fuck his family?

No, no, no.

He thinks like, is that our, like, is that a trait of our family?

And I was like, no, I think most guys are just attract, you know, want pussy.

Yeah.

He was like, is that a family thing?

But yeah, no, so so he's treacherous.

I think just he's a young man, you know.

He's a, you know,

he's in a his sexual prime, probably.

But he's a, yeah, he's a really good kid.

We had fun at the Nets game.

And there were like two guys that were like,

like the show that sat next to us randomly.

And he's like, thought I was

famous.

Yeah.

He's like, oh my god.

Well, you are famous now.

He thought I was amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Adam Adam Friedland.

Whis whisperer to the stars.

A whisperer.

The star whisperer.

Yeah, yeah.

We're saying we're going to change the name of the show to the Jewish Questions.

Yeah, the Jewish Questions.

The Jewish Questions.

Yeah.

I think it is the JQ is fully back these days.

Yeah.

I love that they call it the JQ.

The JQ.

Yeah.

That's like a new thing.

Yeah, yeah.

Like an internet thing, call it the JQ.

Like a cool slang for it.

I don't know why people aren't calling this the Jewish solution to the Muslim question.

The MQ.

Yeah,

the J-A to J-A-M-Q.

The J-A to the MQ.

Yeah, yeah.

That'd be like a cool, like, like, bust of rhymes lyric.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you you you be asking the the Jewish question.

We we asking the Muslims question.

Yeah, it's the Jewish answer to the Muslim question.

Because we're going to turn Gaza into fucking a six flags.

Yeah.

They can build some big coasters when this is done.

They're adding the star of David to this.

It's called seven flags now.

Oh, all right.

It's all the Texas flags.

Over in Texas?

Yeah.

It's all six of Texas's flags and then

the star of David.

Yep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's Texas culture.

We're taking over.

I saw that they just

are releasing the biggest coaster of all time in Saudi Arabia.

They just announced it.

Saudi Arabia is gay.

Yeah, they're just doing stuff to set Guinness world records.

They have so much money at this point that they're like, we're just going to go for every Guinness World Record.

Seen that video on Twitter that people will post?

It's like, there's like a couple of Muslim guys that are like, everyone in Gaza should die.

Yeah, yeah.

There's like a Saudi guy, and he's got like manicured eyebrows, and he's like, he's like, Palestinians, you are crap.

You are garbage, you are crap.

But he's speaking Arabic.

He has Botox.

Yeah.

People keep posting that guy.

He's got lip filler.

Wearing bed sheets.

They're stupid clothes.

Yeah.

They got a uniform.

Yeah.

Wearing the Martha Stewart collection at Macy's.

Wearing a duvet cover.

Yeah.

A 300th red count duvet cover.

It's a white tablecloth type of country.

You know, fancy.

My man looks like a Weston.

My man out here looking like a Weston heavenly party.

My man looking like a pajama party.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I saw it.

It's not even a pajama.

It's a whole goddamn sheet set.

It's true.

Yeah.

He's got a California king on him.

Yeah.

And a sword.

What is the difference between the red, like,

uh, picnic basket?

Picnic basket and the black one.

The black.

The rest is all, like, white, and then they just do, like, a rope.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But the red, I think, signifies, maybe it's like a red belt or something.

What is black belt?

A different level of test driving Mercedes.

I think so.

Yeah.

Once you've tested

it, once you've test-driven fucking

35G wagons at different car dealerships.

Yeah,

the biggest coaster in the world.

Dude, yeah, they're just like bored there, I think.

They're just like in the middle of the desert.

They're like, we got to set every record.

The newest one is 600 feet.

And the fastest ever, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we got to go there and ride it.

I don't know.

I kind of like, you know, I love that you can just go to Coney whenever and ride the Cyclone.

Is it, has, do people die on it?

It doesn't seem like it's so old.

It does fuck your body up.

My back hurts pretty bad every time I ride it.

But there's, I hurt my head.

It's a fun roller coaster.

Yeah.

Yeah, because it like it really jerks you around.

Yeah.

It really does.

And those drops are like bad for the system.

Yeah, they're not like tested.

Yeah.

The back of my head was numb one time after getting off of it.

But

there's no line.

Yeah.

You know, and that's like you think, you go, you go to Six Flags.

Have you been to Six Flags as an adult?

No, I don't actually think I have.

Oh, yeah.

Well, like, you remember it as a kid, and you're like, oh, I couldn't do anything because I got tired.

Or like, you know, it's like my parents wanted to go home or something, you know.

But you could ride every ride as an adult.

Well, you know,

is your experience of remembering Six Flags as a kid is like, like, oh, there's all this stuff we didn't see?

I think we only did Disneyland

when I was a kid.

Is that big?

Disneyland's big, yeah.

So there's no time to do.

But we would go like

park opening because my dad didn't want to get stuck in the traffic.

No, anyway, here's the point.

I went to Six Flags.

I went to the one in California in Magic Mountain.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And I went park open because I was like, I'm going to fucking, I want to be able to do everything.

Lost my wallet immediately.

I remember on a coaster.

Yeah.

Immediately.

Yeah.

And then so I had to stay at the park because then I rode it again and I knew I saw it.

I like picked it out of a shrub.

I was like, that's where I'm like, it's the last turn.

You know, it's fucking maybe 25 feet off the left.

And then just some like teenager like,

oh.

Yeah, I mean, well, we can't really go out there, you know?

I think the only six-flags I've been to is the shuttered six flags with the anyways so i had to stay at the park all day i'm like well now i have an excuse now i have to be here all day uh-huh and uh and you stand the lines are fucking insane yeah i guess it was also too that was like the first year of us making money so i was like i can splurge on a six flags ticket but i'm not getting like the fast pass or any of that shit yeah maybe if you get the fast pass Then it's worth it.

Then you're a real fancy boy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't understand why that's le that's it's cheating well it really

it really doesn't make sense at the airport that's where it's fucking insane that we have all these like security lines and then like 15 years after 9-11 some rich guy says oh i got an idea for a business what if you can cut the line at the airport clear yeah yeah what if you can cut what if people pay us fifty dollars a month to cut the line at the airport uh-huh

and then someone's like that's a great idea government let them do that it's like okay i got an idea for a business how about people pay me a hundred dollars

and and then and then they get to then they get to get their dick sucked by the lady on the news

i can just decide that's a business ma'am it's a business i'm sorry but it's sorry ma'am it's it's called it's called clear it's called clear yeah it doesn't matter what you want you have to suck people's dick you have to suck people's dick uh isn't that the whole point of security is that it's this fucking thing that the government's imposing on us but now a private company gets to come in and say

do you have to pass a background check for a clear no they sign you up right there at the fucking end if the line's too long you can get they just sign you up yeah it's like an indian lady being like we will let you cut the old line please

yeah it's fucking ridiculous yeah it's it doesn't make sense like uh in terms you know it's funny with all this shit going on in the middle east i got to be careful saying this stuff because i think it's like you know at this point i'm like oh you know i've i'm like an established businessman yeah you know i pay my fucking taxes I'm not like really at risk of being jerked around the way I would have been in my younger years yeah you could have really popped off back then well I mean you know

like whereas someone could tell the FBI I'm a jihadist sympathizer and then they come to my house to check up on me perhaps a member of your family yeah something like that

you know I'm thinking okay well you know they'll take a look they'll say okay this guy pays his taxes you know it's like this is fun but I don't know let's just say this with everything going on in the Middle East i you know it's like everybody like that you can see you can see it where right-wing people are like well you know hamas is coming across the southern border it's like first of all what the are you talking about yeah it's only come about the border well it's insane i mean it's like oh yeah hamas the guys in tunnels

tunnels guy the tunnel they built it's like a tunnel from gaza to mexico my girlfriend's brother was like they're gonna bomb the southern yeah right exactly

yeah so hamas is coming across the southern border and and there's gonna be a terrorist attack it's like if there is a terrorist attack it is it's like evil guys wearing patagonia pullovers planting bombs and blaming it on muslims that's you know if there's it would be a false flag right but i even the how much i hate the tsa

is i would gladly accept the CIA murdering Americans if it meant a couple of those fuckers.

Yes.

You know what I mean?

What do you mean?

If the CIA blew up a TSA checkpoint to get us to...

Yeah, but then the lines would be even longer, dude.

I don't care.

I don't care.

But it's they drew first blood.

No, the utility of that would be

two separate Yeti tumblers.

They really,

two of them.

Yeah.

They really do a bad job.

Yeah.

For this much water.

What?

They can't just pour it out and run it again?

No.

I've had water bottles, they pour it out and they run it again.

They wouldn't give it back to me.

Why?

I don't know.

Because you have a bad vibe?

No.

I don't know.

Yeah.

I mean, it is, as a government agency, it's perhaps the most loathed.

But, like, yeah, I don't understand.

Except that one guy that was nice to me.

By nice, I mean, the TSA agent that pulled his eyes back at me.

Oh, he liked the show.

He wasn't even in my lane.

He was like two lanes over.

Oh, yeah, nice.

Yeah, some guy was like, hey.

And I'm like, dude, no stop it you're at work i know yeah that was pretty cool i have to go through tsa tonight going back to see my dad so that guy i hope that guy is spared yeah yeah in the in the in the false flag attack yeah you know what honestly the patagonia false flag attack honestly it's truly just the the jfk employees it's a blackia airport jfk is just bat it's just shit cross the board laguardia everyone's a fucking asshole a a fucking joy and it used to be that LaGuardia was just a shitty looking airport but it was better as far as like the now it's gorgeous now it's nicer in JFK it's like a mall in Dubai yeah yeah it's beautiful yeah yeah they tell you how much time the the line is gonna be yeah like this is a 35 minute line how do they even know

amazing incredible

um yeah no i'm going to jfk tonight it sucks i do not want to go it's anarchy there you're flying to vegas Go to Vegas.

I'm going to the sphere.

I saw a video from what it looks like on the inside.

So it's just a big movie theater.

It's a movie theater.

And there are concerts.

But how does the screen work?

I don't know.

It's so cool.

I'm going to go see that.

What's his name?

Darren Aronofsky made a movie for it.

I'm going with my dad and my aunt.

Is that the one with the giraffe in it?

I think it's like, it sounds like it's just planet Earth.

Yeah.

But with like,

you know,

fucking 18k cameras.

What's the resolution of that screen?

It's, it's, it's, I think, amazing.

What's the technology?

I, I, incredible.

I don't know.

I have no idea how they shoot them even.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sphere.

16k by 16k.

Ginsburg just answered us.

This guy's a real pro over there in the other room.

Yeah.

It looks amazing.

I'm really stoked on it.

Hopefully we all behave ourselves and don't talk, you know,

a little bit of geopolitics at the Thanksgiving table, if you know what I'm talking about.

What does 16K by 16K mean?

I don't know, it sounds like a square to me.

Ginsburg, what does that mean?

16K resolution,

the 366 feet tall by 516 feet wide.

Yeah.

Yeah.

360 tall, 516 wide.

Yeah, it looks amazing.

The U2 concert looked insane there.

Apparently it's a financial disaster.

The sphere?

The sphere, but I don't know.

It's the guy,

I think James Dolan, the guy that owns the Knicks and MSG, opened it.

And

now the Aronofsky movie is sci-fi.

It's sci-fi, but I thought it it was about the planet Earth.

This is another thing.

This is the same thing as clear.

It's like, I have an idea for a business, the biggest movie theater in the world.

And it's like, there are ideas.

If you have enough money, you can have a two-year-old's ideas.

Yes.

And then all the banks will just give you all the money, and then you lose all of it.

Right.

Yeah.

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Yeah, it's the biggest movie theater in the world, and then on the outside, it's also a movie theater.

Yeah.

How about this?

The thing where you can, instead of going through the security at the airport,

you just put your dick into the mouth of the lady that

is on the news while you wear a VR headset.

It's a business.

And you have to pay me a million dollars.

And

my business costs a million dollars, and you have to give me that money.

Hello, sharks.

And they're like, no, that's the worst idea I ever heard.

And I'm like,

my family owns Lipton T.

And they're like, oh, yeah, no, here's the thing.

Here's $18 billion.

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Yeah, just a guy in a gimp mask going to like a historically black college and be like, well, I'm also a slave.

Yeah.

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Yeah, I've been in bondage.

Yeah.

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Just zippers all of them.

This is like a class.

Yeah, I'm,

I think you're missing another aspect in the history of slavery.

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And it doesn't even hit bombs.

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The professor's like, yeah, I get it.

You know, I get it.

Actually, someone's tried this before.

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Okay.

Yeah, they're like,

this is for a school for black people.

You're like, yeah, well, what if I took off this mask and I was black?

What if?

They're like, well, are you?

You're like, well, no, I'm white.

Of course.

But what if?

But I could be.

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I'm wearing a leather gimp costume.

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I mean, he's, I guess he's not as funny as Trump, but he's like a rich guy, and he's annoying.

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I guess he's just not

Does he want to get rid of TikTok?

It's not everybody has a bad hairline.

Not everybody wants to get rid of TikTok.

Oh, yeah, he shouted at Nikki Haley for letting his or her daughter on TikTok.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're all in.

Well, it was Republicans only and now it's both of them because I guess Sasha Byron Cohen had a private meeting with the

the heads of TikTok.

Yeah, I think that they're worried.

Yeah.

I think that they're worried that TikTok has has

has is making people anti-Israel.

Well, that's that's funny.

They're like, oh, this is like the

greatest source of anti-Semitism since the Holocaust

is TikTok, but it's like

I can't I

can't imagine Chinese people

know what Jews are.

You know what I mean?

And that's not to say that they don't.

I'm saying I personally can't imagine.

I don't think that they're on the radar.

It doesn't make sense.

Imagine just trying to...

You're sitting there with a Chinese guy trying to explain to him what a Jewish person is.

Yeah.

You're like, he's white, but he's not...

But they're not like a...

Have you heard of Hitler?

Okay, I'll see you later.

Okay, all right.

Yeah, I mean, that's just

not, yeah.

You know, he's like, they're like,

they're like annoying.

They get circumcised.

I don't know.

A lot of them are funny, but not funny to you.

The Chinese would definitely not find them funny.

They're kind of sarcastic, but not like, it's not like,

what would I say?

I guess like

there's like,

it's kind of more of a like a Western, I don't know.

You know, like, you guys would like think that like getting hit in the balls is funny, and we would too.

But like, well, there's just no such thing as like a neurotic Chinese.

Can you imagine a Chinese guy watching Annie Hall and just being like, what the fuck?

What the fuck?

Where's no karate?

Where's the karate?

There's no dragon.

There's no karate.

There's no fire.

There's no fortress.

There's no fortress.

There's no arrows.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

In so many ways, like, the amount of work it takes to make Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon versus Annie Hall.

Like, I'm a Woody Allen fan, but, like,

yeah.

They're completely different concepts.

I mean, you should use it.

They're not the same.

They just redo Annie Hall, but add, like, wires.

Yes.

Yeah, so like Woody Allen, he's like, he has lunch and then he flies back to

he flies back to the.

That'd be pretty good.

That'd be pretty good.

Yeah.

That movie was so sick, dude.

I remember I saw that on Christmas Day.

What?

In 11th grade.

No, Crouching Tiger.

That was a cool movie.

I have it on

Blu-ray.

I don't know the last time I've seen it.

It's good.

It's sick.

Yeah, that one uh...

There's the Chinese movies that I watch

on repeat, Hero.

Yeah.

Jet Li's dying or something right now.

What?

Yeah.

He's like weak and he's like, has some sort of disease.

Hashimoto's disease?

He doesn't have...

Something like that, yeah.

No, I think that's Hashimoto's is something of like women lie that they have.

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What do they say?

They say he's frail, right?

Maybe he just became a vegan or something.

I think he's fine.

Oh, he's fine.

I'm not dead yet, Jet Li says.

So people are just talking shit.

Yeah.

The gong fu star.

What is gong fu?

It's like kung fu.

It's just a different way to.

It's like a cool way to spell it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's actually spelled gong fu.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like an annoying guy.

Oh, actually, it's gong fu.

Yeah.

Yeah, actually, I'm a big fan of gong fu.

Oh, he just looks old.

He's bald.

Maybe he's a monk now.

He reassures fans.

Hear from the man himself.

Yeah, have you ever seen this gong fu tea shit?

The what?

Gong fu tea.

What is it?

It's like it's tea kung fu.

It's making tea, but like in a karate style.

Really?

And

there's a subreddit for it that I found a while back.

And it's, no, I mean, it's amazing.

Like, session on the road.

Having a tea-making.

I mean, the videos are hilarious.

You're going to love this.

The videos are hilarious because they have all of these tea set stuff, but they're like...

You just broke.

Like they do they do they like they spill it well, that's how they do it.

They do it they do it messy?

Yeah, they make a giant mess making the

sword.

I wish I could

remember.

Look up a video of it.

I gotta see this.

Yeah, hold on.

I need a paper towel.

Oh, my God.

I thought there was.

Get a paper towel.

I thought there was.

No, take your pack, dude.

Yeah.

Throw me that paper towel.

I got coffee all over myself now.

Is this your coffee?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Oh man, I didn't get one before this.

I should have.

We have your early start today, guys.

Yeah, no, the kung fu tea is really good shit.

Who's it?

It's white guys doing it?

It's white guys, yeah, and they dress up in like a robe to make

to make tea.

There we go.

Good.

Alright, sorry, guys.

You know, you guys think we have like a million people working for us, but actually, Nick and I

Nick and I actually do most of this ourselves.

Alright, so that

the mug is destroyed, but it was a bad one.

It was a bad one anyway.

This mug is the good one.

Now we got more mess here.

I'll clean that up for you.

Alright, maybe a little bit of the bottom of this, yeah.

Okay.

It's amazing the stuff you can get into when you've never had sex

who is it like a it's like an ancient ritual kind of thing is that what they're saying um yeah, it's just like a

tea involved is to do a quick rinse so you these guys are not doing it fast enough.

You can half half-fill your pot if you want.

They like pour it all over the.

And the first infusion of a gun fu tea method is about 50 seconds.

So after you rinse the leaves, you refill your teapot and you let it sit for about 50 seconds.

Yeah, I wish I had brought this up when I found this subreddit, because I found it.

Yeah, that guy, that guy,

he was too normal.

Huh?

Was that guy too normal, or was he a loser?

Which one?

The one making the gong.

I'm just trying to find somebody doing it fast because the video I saw, the guy doing, they spill it, they spill the water all over the table, like preparation area.

Because it's like, you know, you want to.

It's like a dance.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a martial art.

Yeah.

It comes from

the invasion of the Mongols,

where when fighting didn't work, you had to aggressively make tea.

Nice morning session with Oolong.

My guy Wan has a hairline crack running down the side.

Oh no.

Any suggestions on how to fix?

Nice morning session.

My dry gong fu setup.

These guys,

oh my god, they suck.

That website sucks.

Reddit fucking sucks.

Dude, it's stinks.

Being into anything.

Everyone there being into anything social

writing about anything.

Yeah, that you have a cool thing.

Bitches make everything suck.

And even a cool thing.

You can make it suck.

Bitches ruin everything.

My setup for today.

Oh, my God.

Even the ones where they post porn.

You just read the comments.

It's just like, they're ruining.

They're ruining porn.

Great boobs here.

Yeah, great boobs.

Tuesday morning boobs.

Oh, my God.

I'm like soaking wet.

I didn't really think I spilled that much water.

It's okay, dude.

It's physical comedy.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

The communities.

The communities.

It fucking sucks, those people.

Everything they write about, and every comment is wrong.

Like when they like talk, anytime I've ever read them like write about art in any capacity, they're just wrong.

Any movie, they're wrong.

Yeah.

Every take for some somehow.

Where everything's kind of binary on there, where everything has,

it's either, it's like, yes, no.

It's yes or no.

So like there's no such thing as subjective opinions.

Yes.

There's a dominant like authoritative opinion on something.

Yeah.

And then if you deviate from that, on something like wholly and essentially subjective, if you deviate from the authoritative opinion, then you're incorrect.

It's like saying, like, if you said, like, I don't like the taste of birthday cake, then on the birthday cake subreddit, they'd be like, can you believe how factually incorrect this man is?

Can you believe?

Can you believe this?

He said he doesn't like it.

But just

being like such a, like, such a fucking daffodil about it.

I can't believe.

Are you fucking serious?

Are you?

Oh my God.

Just being such a,

just being such a,

like, there's no other word other than faggot.

There's just, there's no, I was trying to find a different word.

Just about every side, even sports.

I've like I read sports Reddits, and then like they'll put like up a clip of someone like scoring a touchdown or dunking that, and then guys will just be like, I'm getting hard.

Like, just talk about like, I'm fully chubbed for this one.

Just about a fuck, like, it's, it's not supposed to be sexual.

It's, it is crazy.

Gong fu tea

81 minutes of relaxing gong fu tea videos.

Yeah, so this is this shit.

Like there's so this is they pour it.

They pour the water all over on like a plank.

Then they pour it all over everything.

It's a mess.

They just make a mess.

What is this?

They have little statues that they pour the tea all over.

as the tea progresses.

Let's use this tea orange as an example.

The first steep comes out pretty light and fragrant so this steep is usually used mostly for smell but I remember just coloring the end of the second steep.

In Goldfu tea tradition this first steep is poured out over your tea pets they tell you if it's ready.

You pour it out over little fucking figurines.

Part of the tradition of Gofu tea is appreciating the tea and all of the different stages of its progression.

Here comes a third steep, and one of these

going on for a while.

You could do that with a tea bag.

Very tasty.

If you want your own tea oranges, they're on my site.

You can go to the link in my bio.

I made a video with these tea oranges where I said you could steep it 15 times, and people are like, oh, we're the internet.

Oh, poo air.

So let me show you.

Actually, I think I have a friend that's right here.

I think maybe into this.

I just remember

what?

I I think Art is good.

Oh, is he?

I don't think he makes a mess.

He's a very tidy guy.

He's spilling it everywhere.

Where is he so?

That's because it's the lightest and it's used to open up the leaves.

The second steep, you can already see it's already getting darker.

As the leaves open up, their fragrance and their flavor starts to come out.

See, already a good shade darker.

You can tell the difference already between the left and the right.

Now we get into the third steep.

This is poor tea.

The best steeps are usually, I'd say, yeah, Pooh Air is like

fermented barley tea.

These guys love

the beginning, it takes about three to four steeps to really open up, and then it just keeps going.

In Chinese, they have a word called nai pal.

Nai is like patient, and pal is to steep.

So a patiently steepable tea could do many, many steeps.

Check it out, nai pal.

So after 11 steeps, I could finally try some.

Uh, but first, you gotta give some to the tea pets.

They were patient.

Oh my god.

So he gets one sip of tea.

Yeah, one sip of tea, half of which you're supposed to spill on toys.

Of course.

You can keep it on the table.

You just build on your fucking

Funko Pops.

Yeah.

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Aura, you know how to say the word out.

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If I just read Aura, it would have been normal.

Okay, was it Aura or not?

It's Aura, yeah.

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Yeah, this is a gift for grandma

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And then she's looking at it and she's like, what the fuck?

And then it swipes and it says, your daughter.

Yeah.

Right.

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You put this in some wrapping paper.

That looks, and the color looks like a Tiffany.

Bada bing, bada boom.

Yeah, that's the hardest.

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Imagine a product where you don't don't have to remove it from its packaging, put it in different packaging, and then wrap it.

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Wow, did this come like this?

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Because I take presents seriously.

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um

uh you know that they really why i'm not gonna the thing is is like look if you want a digital picture frame which are great for old people you got two options.

You can either get something nice like this, or you can buy some piece of shit off Alibaba.

Yeah, yeah.

And guess what?

There's a little camera that's spying on her.

Chinese.

Sending Chinese information on your grandma back to TikTok.

No, no.

So they go, is this a Jewish person?

Is this what...

They're trying to get rid of it.

Kind of, yeah, but it's not.

China's still trying to figure that one out.

It's really hard to decide.

So I got this touch bar panel on the top.

That looks good.

So you can change, you can do your controls here.

But happiness starts here, right on the screen.

Now, what I like about this is it connects to an app on your phone rather than having to

plug an SD card or some shit into it.

It's all cloud-based.

Yeah.

So on your app, on your phone, smart connected.

Right.

Right?

Because the digital picture frames are sort of, I feel like this was a business that they tried too early.

Right.

And now with Aura.

Technology is there.

Now with Aura, it's finally...

Because

this is like Minority Report.

Minority Report has been correct about everything.

Really?

Yeah.

Basically, every piece of technology in Minority Report, like at the time,

every year that movie becomes more relevant.

You know?

Yes.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

The way he swipes.

Yeah.

Everybody's doing that all the time.

That's what you're doing on your little box.

Yeah, right.

So, you know, they tried the, I'm trying to think of other things, like the bone phone a lot of 1980s consumer technology but people were like what the fuck is this what's a bone phone it's a set of headphones that just vibrates your collarbones and creates you could hear through your skeleton oh yeah yeah i've seen those yeah so you could hear music through your skeleton yeah there's like uh they have bluetooth headsets that do that now yeah yeah they're like apparently amazing yeah um but that was like that's famously this thing where they were like this is no we're not there yet but they're finally

they're finally here with our frames we finally have digital picture frames that aren't garbage

yeah I mean why else would it be named number one digital frame by wire cutter and it's it's for a good reason it's easy to set up they have different frame options

you know listen we all have a I've got thousands of these goddamn pictures on my phone you know

what am I what the hell am I gonna do with them I wanna show them to my friends I want to show them my trip

to

Maine.

That I had to go see the leaves changing.

What else?

Nick, what's one memorable photo that was shared by you that you absolutely love?

It could be from a big event, a vacation, or even a funny random photo.

It's me dressed like a gangster from the 1930s looking at Tommy guy.

I love that one.

Yeah, yeah.

You did like a whole photo shoot in Sepia.

Yeah.

I told you I didn't.

And you were with a flapper?

Engagement photos.

It was his wife, guys fucking

old West.

Are they still together?

I have no idea.

He stopped talking to me.

We'd known each other since childhood.

Yeah.

And then he was a Marine and he went through Iraq and he got blown up.

And I would make fun of veterans online all the time.

Oh, so the last time I talked to him, he was like, you know, I know you got your own fucking sense of humor or whatever.

I got blown up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And

I was like, dude, don't be a bitch about it.

And then, yeah, he never spoke to me again.

And that was probably 10 years ago now.

So, listen, one way that Nick can remind himself to call that guy to apologize all these years later, because you feel bad about it, obviously.

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

You can't happy at the time.

I mean, he ended up just,

yeah, got out of,

I'm assuming is it Walter Reed and then

moved to somewhere in the middle of Washington and became a

white supremacist.

White supremacist.

Yes.

And an airplane mechanic.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, they have a lot of aerospace engineering stuff up there.

His wife, yeah, had like just like three kids immediately.

So one way you could remind yourself to call him, make things right, is by putting that

old West picture in your aura frame.

And then you're walking around your house, you see it, you're like, god damn it, I owe him a call.

call i've grown up a lot i respect the troops now but the reality is that is the key to happiness if you if you want your marriage to last you gotta yeah go get go get like

old west photos or you know i mean i've said that before i wonder like what i've said that before what the divorce rate is on that speaking yeah sorry speaking um that the uh the the marriages that last aren't the ones that they're uh

ironically picture perfect yeah no you go to a wedding and the fairy tale wedding done yeah oh yeah we

We rented the boathouse at Central Park for our wedding reception.

Yeah.

Five years.

Yeah.

Topps.

Tops.

Yeah.

We're having a Funko pop-themed wedding at the Nintendo store in Timescrew.

That's Death Do You Park.

Yeah, Death Do You Park.

Yeah.

Which probably be about 55 years old for both of you.

You're not living long.

Yeah, no.

No.

But

you will be outlived by your toys.

You're not living long.

Yeah.

But

you're not dying a lot.

The batteries in your Furby will live longer than you.

100%.

100%.

And that's why you need these to remember.

You know what I found is when a couple gets a tattoo of the other person's name, less than a month left.

I've seen it like six times.

Yeah.

Less than a month.

Well, that's like a classic thing.

Yeah.

You're saving a failure of a relationship.

Guys, I was saying yesterday, I wanted to get my entire ass tattooed the color red.

Uh-huh.

Like a baboon.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That'd be funny.

It's threatening.

Yeah.

It's scary.

It is scary.

It's alarming.

Because I basically spend 50% of every day thinking about how I would avoid being sodomized in prison in the event that I ever go.

Yeah.

And this is my latest plan, is tattooing my entire ass red.

Yeah.

And then would you do the trapping on the floor and throwing your turrets?

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You also get Mandrill style face painting.

Yeah.

Oh, like being full ape-man.

Yeah, and then you walk around on all fours in prison with your pants pulled down.

I don't know if that's a good idea.

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how did that work no god was having a fun one with that one god was like they're gonna love these guys, and they're going to be assholes.

They're going to be thieves.

They're going to bang on your car window.

They're going to be like, give me money.

He'll be like, you're a fucking, you have a red ass.

How do you know what money is?

Yeah.

They're like, just fucking open up.

And your bitch wife, too.

Yeah, they do want money.

Yeah, they're like me.

They're like, they shake people down.

They throw poo at people.

God was having a blast that day.

Yeah.

Anyway,

you ever see him at the zoo?

They got him at the Prospect Park Zoo.

Yeah.

Not mandrills, but baboons.

Baboons.

Yeah.

Such a bizarre monkey.

It's a weird thing.

It's a weird thing that exists.

What was that racist tweet I found?

What did they say?

What did the guy say?

I don't know about Aura Frames, though.

Yeah, Aura Frames.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

The Bunga.

The Bunga Bunga.

Yeah.

That one was...

We were laughing about that for a good 48 hours.

Yeah.

Yeah, we were just

tweeting

the bunga kong.

Yeah, that's how we got.

Bunga bunga was Berlusconi's sex parties.

Oh, really?

The bunga bunga parties.

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Sexting was called cybering.

Cybering.

Yeah.

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I think, yeah, I'm going to start saying that again.

Yeah, I think I'm going to see if I can cyber with some.

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Oh man, this is horrible.

I know.

It's weird.

Ironically, I think the only type of history I can remember is black history.

Yeah.

What did George Washington?

I mean, it couldn't have just been peanut butter.

Because I don't remember who regular George Washington is, but I remember George Washington Carver.

Really?

Yeah.

Regular George Washington was

the father of the country.

Are we done with the Roman Reform?

Okay, so he was a scientist.

Are we done with RFRA?

We said the call to action?

I did it.

I thought they called it that.

A call to action.

Okay, so yeah, he was like an agricultural scientist, so he developed new

crops, alternative crops to cotton and methods to prevent soil depletion.

But why do people just talk about peanuts?

Because that's the easiest thing to say.

But he did sweet potatoes too.

Yeah, well, they say, oh, he invented peanut butter, which is just not true.

Yeah, it can't be true.

Yeah.

In 1941, Time magazine dubbed Carver the Black Leonardo.

What does that mean?

Like DiCaprio?

Like the Vinci.

Oh, oh, oh.

Black Leonardo.

They call him the Black Leonardo DiCaprio.

He was called the Black Leonardo.

I guess because he was kind of a

jack of all trades.

He was a Zionist.

What's a

relationship?

He was a proper blurred.

Was he?

I think he did.

He was a street fighter.

He didn't get pussy until he was 40.

Wow.

Yeah.

Then he got it from, he was courting a

woman named Sarah Hunt,

who was a school teacher.

And it lasted for three years.

He probably...

Oh, no, I think he was probably gay.

No, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

He wasn't a nerd at all.

You ever see that British guy that they

like mentioned as being like probably had autism?

And then he got he got his body like stuffed and he's in a museum just sitting in a chair.

Who?

The Benedict Cumberbatch,

the math guy?

No.

Not Alan Turing.

Some autistic British guy that was

from the 1800s.

He had himself, his body stuffed and preserved.

He was like a,

what do you call it?

Like one of those.

He was like a lawyer or something.

Yeah, yeah.

But he was into, he was probably into phrenology and like

measuring.

Well, he used to be, people used to be obsessed with measuring like body parts.

You could fancy yourself a scientist that way.

You mean phrenology?

Yeah.

But beyond that, like not even in the racist way.

That used to just like, what's it called?

I sound so stupid right now.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Anatomy.

Yeah.

Phrenology.

Like, like fucking, like, Leonardo da Vinci, like, the guy, the guy doing a jumping jack, the Vitruvian man.

People are like, that's amazing because it's so,

the proportions are so perfect to a real human.

My friend, we were,

me and my friend were on AOL Instant Messenger.

We were like chat rooms when we were like 11.

Me and my cousin.

Cyber.

We were trying to cyber, and

we asked for...

for like if anyone had pictures of boobs like and someone sent us that the vitruvian man

yeah you cite that as a reference a lot.

Well, that's kind of like because I learned it at like maybe 11 years old.

And then my friend

Phil, who's my roommate in college, literally the same thing happened to him on AIM.

Someone sent him the Vitufu.

Someone said him.

It was probably this old pedophile

sending boys trying to see Boobs, the Vitruvian Man.

Whatever.

I'm fucking exhausted, dude.

From what?

I don't know.

I slept like shit last night.

I don't even remember anatomy I literally couldn't open my eyes this morning that's how fucking dry they get now my eyes were like stuck shut really yeah would you have to put water on them I don't know I gotta go to the fucking the ophthalmologist you probably should just pee like in your own eyes yeah right first thing like an Eskimo drinking piss is back

fully yeah there's like a ton of like uh

tick tock health health uh influencers are they're like you gotta drink your piss that's what I mean it's like they're fucking all this shit.

They're like TikTokers or they all love Osama bin Laden.

They drink peepee.

Yeah.

They literally drink pee-pee.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's,

yeah, they're calling people

narcissists and by

BPD drinking piss and

discovering Osama bin Laden at

23 years old.

You're right.

Let me tell you, if you're a TikTok guy and you like Osama bin Laden,

Osama bin Laden sucks.

Yeah,

not a cool guy.

I thought it sucked.

Now, we'll tell you about a different fella from the same era,

Mr.

Saddam Hussein.

Actually, pretty cool.

Really cool.

Actually a cool guy.

Really cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Osam bin Laden is.

Yeah, swag.

Osam bin Laden is sort of a fake.

Yeah, he was a rich guy.

He was like a

trust fundee.

Well, he was also, he was just, he was like a man in disguise.

He was a CIA operative.

It was, like I've said before, I've been on the record.

It was Scotty Pippen.

Yeah.

Fully.

Never seen them in the same room.

He also looked, him and Obama looked very similar.

I don't see that as he just was just like Obama with fillers.

Yeah.

Have you seen his son before, Osama's son?

He's awesome.

Well, that's like people are supposed to be like.

He's like, he lived in America.

Everybody just gets everyone's sons to be like, my dad is bad, actually.

Well, he.

And they post videos of that to be like, see.

No, he's got like dreads and stuff.

Yeah.

You know whose sons love them?

Saddam Hussein.

Uday?

Uday and Hudat.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, he's like from the Matrix.

He's from Zion.

That is very much a Matrix sequel.

He's from Zion, yeah.

Yeah, he's awesome.

Uday and Hudad Hussein.

Have you seen that video of Osama?

The coolest thing he ever did was that video of him singing poker face.

Osam bin Laden?

Yeah.

I don't.

Do you remember they hacked the did you see his letter?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, there's no way this thing's fucking real.

The letter?

Yeah.

Why?

Because everyone's saying it's very reasonable, right?

Well, it's not very reasonable, it just has all these things in there that are like,

oh, you're responsible for climate change.

Is that Osambin Long?

It's real.

Yeah, he doesn't fully suck, dude.

I don't want to be a TikTok tween, but...

I don't think that's Osambin Long.

It's real.

They found it

at Abadabad.

Or

Jalalabad or whatever.

I always confuse them.

But dancing and singing like that is like it's Muslim stuff.

What is that?

No, what is that?

That's uh, was it Kafir?

Haram.

It's haram.

Yeah, totally it's haram.

Yeah, you can't listen to any fir.

That's a bit milk.

Kafir is a yogurt.

That's good for your gut biome.

Yeah, all right.

No, no.

They, do you remember they like they hacked uh you can't do that shit, dude.

It's kefir.

This kafir, bro.

They hacked uh assad's uh

iTunes

and he he listened to LMFAO I'm sexy and I know it like like 10,000 times in like a span of like two years it was his number one most played song that's what I mean it's like the CIA creates music like that so people know it's bad and then they lie and say that Osam bin Laden is listening to it I think it's cool.

I think Poker Face is a good song, personally.

Yeah, but LMFAO is bad.

I think that it's just like

i don't want to maybe this is an appeal for peace right yeah okay snopes fact check false it's not a sample bin laden oh it's first of all it doesn't even look like osama bin laden it's 100 osama bin laden what does snope say false it's fake so who is it then

The video is created by Allison Jackson, an artist and photographer known for using look-alikes to depict famous celebrities and politicians in compromising situations.

It's 100% real.

We've previously covered some of her other works such as this fake photograph of Bill Clinton getting a massage

or this image of President Donald Trump getting a spray tan.

That's real.

Allison Jackson.

She sounds like a

like she has an album with Emmy Lou Harris or something.

She sounds like a new country star.

It's just Alan Jackson.

That's what I'm saying.

Wow.

I can't believe I've been tricked once again by the fucking

by the fucking internet

I cannot believe it.

Okay, Osama Laden sucked.

So we're back on that.

He sucked.

Wait, hold on.

So you know that video of the it's on Twitter of this has just popped up in the recommender top articles on snubs.

What is it?

Of the video of Israeli children singing some song about annihilating everyone in Gaza.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like, is this a real video of this is on Snopes?

Is this a real video of Israeli children singing, we will annihilate everyone in Gaza?

The video was allegedly posted and deleted by Khan.

And then they just don't say whether it's true or not.

Really?

Yeah.

Is that how Snopes works?

I don't know what Snopes is.

Is it independently fact-checked or is it like a community?

First of all, there's no like

fact-check, fact-checking.

There's no Snopes Institute at Harvard University or something.

Fact-checking is all bullshit anyways.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's for nerds.

It's for losers and nerds.

Yeah, but I mean, even if you look at Snopes, it's like, did Iraq have, if it was conservative that ran it, it'd be like,

the U.S.

government lied about WMDs in Iraq.

And it would say, false.

And then you would read it, and it would say,

you can't say that bad intelligence is the equivalent of lying.

So they'll focus on one thing.

They'll say, well,

you can't say that they lied.

Right.

But is it like Wikipedia where it's like just like

populated by

a staff?

Yeah.

The worst one is Quora.

Have you been on there?

Quora is like

just like

the same tone as like Reddit guys being like,

not today.

I don't know about that, buddy.

I don't know.

Cora doesn't load on my phone.

Really?

You're blocked.

Yeah, I think so.

I use like ad blockers.

Oh.

I thought that maybe you

were harassing them in your early troll days.

No, no, no.

No, you did Yahoo Answers.

That was your magnum opus, I remember.

That was not my magnum opus.

It was beautiful.

You don't even remember what I did.

You were like a black lady?

Mm-hmm.

That asked.

Well, what do you would do on your list?

They said that she wanted to move to England.

Move to England and meet the queen.

Yeah.

No, and be a lawyer.

And to be a lawyer and meet the queen.

She said, is it easier to be a lawyer?

There were like royalist, like the equivalent of subreddits on Yahoo Answers.

Yeah, yeah.

And they were all racist.

Yeah, yeah.

So if you pretended to be like a black lady demanding to meet the queen, they would be like, you will never meet the queen.

And then I was like, well, I'm going to go there.

And then, yeah,

can you take a bus to England?

Be like, no, you can't take a bus to England.

They'd get so mad at it.

But what you would do is you'd fucking, if you went into any category on Yahoo answers, if you'd go to the last page and find questions that were about to expire with no answer yet,

like the only answer is automatically selected as the top answer and then they're archived.

So you just find find unanswered questions, post any answer.

And then you're a top.

You're a top.

And then if you do that, like fucking, if you just like do that, you can get a top contributor badge.

Like a star.

Yeah, you can get, you become like a moderator, basically.

I mean, you can't change content.

And you're asking if it's easier to be a lawyer in England?

Yeah, right, yeah.

And so I got like I want to be a lawyer.

Oh, man, that was really funny.

When you showed me that.

All right, anyway, I think that's the show.

Noah, right, Adam?

That's just about it.

That's just about it for us, guys.

I got to go to the airport soon today.

Have a great time with your families.

Go ahead and tell your parents they're fascist

and tell them that they should tell them you're

that they pay they paid for your NYU, but

they're still bad people.

All right, see you guys.

Bye.

I'm so fucking tired.

I don't know why I'm so tired of it.

I need a coffee.