The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 17

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

It's another podcast.

I'm here with Nick.

We're hot on the case of the Joe and Hunter Biden corruption allegations.

We have a couple big stories that we're going to break today.

It's such a fun story, dude.

It is fun.

It keeps giving.

Yeah.

It keeps giving.

The latest is Joe Biden's secret emails.

Who?

He was emailing his boyfriend?

No, these guys have secret emails.

He would use the names of black women.

Really?

Yeah, Robin Peters and Robin Ware.

I don't know if those are black women.

He had one that was just J apostrophe Biden.

Joe Biden?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Jabiden Jackson.

And he would use a voice on the phone, too.

Yes, I'm a friend of Hunter's.

Hi, I'm Hunter's best friend.

Yeah, hi.

Hold on, let me see if I can figure it out.

Hey, how are you doing, Honey Trout?

I tell you, hey, Honey Trout.

He's a,

his concept of, I mean, the best thing that came out of that corn pop video is his concept of black society

is like in 1945's Delaware.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Honey Trout.

Honey Trout.

Yeah.

I called him up and I said,

what part of his face does he touch?

I think it's like, yeah, it's his nose or his cheek or something.

That's a very subtle detail about the Joe

that you picked up on it.

Honey Trout.

He is awesome, dude.

Yeah.

He is awesome, dude.

It's going to be so funny when, like, in a hundred years, Joe Biden's going to be like one of those presidents, like, uh,

like, um

well, no, like, fucking, like, uh like uh like like

Cormulus T

Grump feel

or whatever, you know, like one of these like weird presidents that nobody like who the fuck is who the fuck is Dingus R.

Buckle, a guy that was president for two years during the

during the War of 1812.

Yeah, yeah.

Martin Van Buren.

Van Buren did stuff though.

What did he do?

He had chops.

He invented all the furniture in the White House.

Did he?

Yeah, he came up with Chesterfields.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Wow, Martin.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He was an interior decorator and president.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't wait until we have the first gay president.

Oh, we already

know, but the first

fella, what do you call it?

First boy?

Yeah.

What do you call that?

I guess just the first husband.

Yeah, the first, yeah, the first husband.

It can't be Mayor Pete.

Mayor Pete is the Republican's version of a gay candidate.

He is the least.

He's the gay version of Alan Keys or Herman King.

He just doesn't have swag.

Yeah.

Yes, he is.

Exactly.

He is like a...

Right.

But he's a less funny.

He's the kind of guy that if you're

homophobic, you would point to and be like, I know this guy.

Right.

Yeah, yeah.

I have gay friends.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It should be the biker from Tom of Finland as president and his cop friend as his husband.

He should just have the biggest lump

under his pants.

Yeah, if we had President

Leather Daddy Tony the Tiger,

if it was a cartoon tiger with a giant dick,

that would be awesome.

Exactly.

They want someone that is...

that ticks the box of the market.

Our policy towards China would just be show them a picture of the president.

And then they would capitulate to anything.

It would be funny if, like, in the classic politician style, like, Pete code switches.

But with, you know, how like Obama would be at a black church and he'd go like real pastor.

Or he'd be in the south and he'd go like real

good old.

You know, I can't wait to get some chicken and waffles.

Yeah, yeah.

But if Pete did that, Pete went to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco and he just completely code switched.

Yeah.

But with like still the lack of charisma that he still has.

Yeah, San Francisco used to serve cunt.

Yeah.

To all the bottoms, the gossips.

He's just so much daddy.

He has so much anger in his lips.

There's a blackness inside of him.

Yeah.

And that's not a race thing.

There's a darkness.

There was one debate where you could see him, like his hand behind the stage.

Well, he hated,

what's her name?

From Minnesota.

They hated each other.

She hated Pete.

Flo from Progressive?

No.

Oh, the big bitch.

No, no, no.

That lady from Minnesota that was running is like a central.

Susan Corpulent.

I don't remember her.

No, she was a big bitch.

Yeah, Susan Corpulent.

And then they were like, yeah, she was a big,

like, throwing her staffers through the wall.

Yeah, yeah.

She was doing like

staffers.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was fucking picking them up.

She was kind of awesome.

Yeah.

She was like, Where the hell is my sandwich?

She was fucking right through the window.

You know, I need my sandwich.

Yeah, but she never got a cabinet post.

She probably pissed some people off.

Yeah, Clawbachar.

Cloe Buchar, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Amy.

Amy Clawbachar.

Yeah, her whole thing was kitchen table conversation.

Who did I meet that liked her?

It was exactly the type of woman you'd expect.

It was like

it was somebody's like sister or something.

She's like, I was like, I love Clobuchar.

And they were like, that's awesome.

Yeah, you would.

It sounds like a Pokemon.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Clovichar.

Oh, man.

It's kind of like Globetrotter.

Yes.

Yeah.

It's like a Japanese

fuck-up translation.

Yeah.

Klobuchar.

If there was a Harlem Globetrotters video game, then the Japanese would be Harumikaroon.

Klobuchar.

Ready, fight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, me.

Yeah, it would be Hami Klobuchar.

Hey Mi Klobuchar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If she has fire, she'd be fire.

Hami Klobuchar.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

But she hated Pete, I remember.

She would like stand next to him and be like, I can't stand him.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, the two of them have very much like fighting over who's the boss of the class project.

Yeah, they're both kind of the same person.

Yeah, right.

Different versions.

I'm putting my name first.

I raised my hand first.

Yeah.

Yeah, I really, we just need these fucking primaries to kick off, dude.

I need some good TV again.

Did anyone watch the Republican debate?

I think about four people watched.

There's no point.

There was one?

I think so, yeah.

There's one coming up.

DeSantis?

There's one coming up.

I know Trump's not participating.

But what the fuck is the point of a Republican debate at this point?

I guess because they need a candidate, right?

For to run.

Yeah, but nobody, like, are there undecided Republicans?

I don't pay attention to anything.

I'm sure there are.

I just stereotype people.

No, we need it for TV because it's a show that we get every four years that we love.

I just say that, and it's like, I will be watching them.

What do they even talk about?

I'm going to watch every single one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just one guy yelling about trans people and the other guy being like, yeah, great, but the vaccines.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, and it's like, what does that have to do with the economy?

Right, exactly.

Do they even talk about the economy anymore?

If they don't let Trump, it's going to be the ratings are going to be like through the floor.

Well, Fox News is like they're at war with him now

why

just make peace give us what we want because he cost them 750 million dollars

he's like he's just awesome piece he's an unstoppable force

just destroying Fox destroying

three-quarters of a billion dollars destroying America Tucker's job destroying America and their primetime star he just and also too it's like all the things

all the things he does that are bad are just the things career politicians do.

He just fucking says that he's doing them.

I know.

He's like, I'm going to go rape this bitch real quick.

Yeah.

Watch me.

He's just loud about it.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah.

He's like, we stole over $2 billion from Saudi Arabia by influence peddling.

It's like, cut up.

Yeah, right.

You're supposed to

whisper.

They say they want to murder a journalist.

I said, give me $2 billion.

I said,

give my Heb stepson $2 billion.

You can murder whoever you want.

Dude, he...

We got to get him back.

Yeah.

It was crazy that, like,

when, what's the name, Ariel Pink came on the show,

he was like, yeah, Don Jr.

He's next up.

He's got the sauce.

It's like the worst take I've ever heard.

Right, yeah, there's weird larval man.

It was a strange, bizarre, like, take.

Which one is the one that looks really fucked up?

Eric?

No, there's one.

The girl?

I think it's Don Jr.

Don Jr.

is the one that doesn't look like him.

The other one looks like the fucking failed clone.

Eric is blonde.

Eric is the failed clone.

Yeah, Don Jr.

is like

he's like maroony.

Remember that comic Sean

O'Connor?

He was like boys with Sean Patton.

He was a guy that was like one of the...

He was around.

He was like...

On the come up when we moved.

He's an LA guy, though.

Yes.

Yeah.

He's this guy.

I always thought Eric Trump looked exactly like him.

Maybe a little bit.

Yeah.

I think they look similar quality.

Yeah.

He's funny.

Yeah, that guy's funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I just like,

we need these people back.

Yeah.

Things aren't going to be good.

It's like there's no...

No, I mean, it's like,

if they're going to be bad, it might as well be fun.

Exactly.

Yeah.

We need that.

I mean, like,

it was so awesome.

It was so funny.

I hope January 6th happens again.

I hope Trump runs again, loses, like, by, he gets, like, 20,000 votes.

And then he's like, they stole it even harder this time.

They had this time, they actually killed Nancy Porst.

And then he's still like,

it's fine.

I don't understand how this is a crime.

I don't understand what's wrong with you.

He doesn't go to jail.

Right, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You think he's going to go to jail?

I really, I've said it before, but I just, I don't, I really am not paying any attention to it.

I'm not.

Because every single time they've told us, it's rap.

My man slides out.

Yeah.

All I care about are these debates.

You got to let my man in the debates.

Yeah.

You have to let him in there.

Yeah.

He's a fucking star.

Yeah.

It's the best show

that we get every four years.

We didn't get it last time.

I don't want them to ruin our show.

It's Damish because of the pandemic.

We didn't really get a lot of him.

No, but he was working the road.

I kind of want to go back.

During COVID, he was working the road still.

He killed fucking Herman Cain.

He should release it.

Herman Cain died from what he was doing.

Yeah, yeah.

He should just release a special.

He was doing sadiums.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, that video, the plastic straws, it's like, this is just,

this is what stand-up stand-up is now.

100%.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Plastic forks, knives, that's all fine.

The straws, they gotta go.

Yeah, he's mad at faucets, right?

He thinks Biden has made all the faucets pussy.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's like, there used to be twice as much water.

Like, it's just like, it is literally the ramblings of like fucking like.

Well, it's stand-up comedy.

It's stand-up comedy.

It's a false premise and then not even with your own false premise.

A deliberate misunderstanding.

A deliberate misunderstanding.

of your own false premise of your own false premise yeah that's that's all stand-up comedy is and your guys love it

his guys just love it yeah yeah yeah

no he was doing fucking like 50,000 person

like

speeches peak COVID killed Herman Cain

so awesome

so awesome

everyone was at home in their apartments like tweeting about how this is so stressful yeah, right.

And how this is so unfair to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Trump was like literally, yeah, you had like fucking like journalists, Twitter people just like stressing out about like being around their kids and not getting any peace and quiet.

Yeah.

And this guy's just living his dreams as the last comedian in America.

Yeah.

It's pretty awesome.

Yeah, dude, he fucking...

We can get him in those debates again.

I want to go back and watch the few debates that did happen from 2020.

Because it's mostly just Trump saying

all this Hunter Biden stuff that is now true.

Oh, in the debate.

Yeah.

I thought that he went,

well, he did mention it.

He's like, yeah, Hunter Man.

They only debated once.

He's like, Hunter, wasn't it twice?

Biden got the facelift and then they like pumped him full of the adrenochrome.

Yeah.

And then he came out hot.

Yeah.

He was like, shit, will you ever shut up, man?

Yeah, yeah.

That was a big line.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Biden, like, had, like, one last job.

He really just, like,

his brain is just like.

They should let them both be president.

I would love it.

Yeah.

I would love it.

We should have it.

It be like

ancient Rome.

You know, where they had two

emperors?

Yeah, it was the

triumvirate.

It was three guys, right, I think.

I don't know.

This is mostly based off the TV show.

I don't know shit.

Magnus Pompey and Julius Caesar were the two guys at the time.

And Julius Caesar was at war, and the Senate was

conniving to take.

They're all agostant.

Yeah, they were like, Caesar spent too much money for his war in Gaul.

Caesar was gone for 12 years, and he comes back, and that's when they.

Well, no, that has to be after, because that was.

Well, they killed Caesar.

They killed Caesar, yeah.

I don't know.

But I thought there were two guys.

There was a...

Or maybe it was fucking.

I think after Caesar was three guys.

They had a senate and then they had

the emperor.

But prior to that, there were two.

Because at the start, it was Romulus and Penis.

Romulus, Penis.

Triumbrite, because there's two balls and one.

Yeah, there's a dick and two balls.

Yeah.

That really should be how.

And all of them were like, I'm the dick.

How funny?

That's how society was structured.

And you were like, there is no such thing as the patriarchy.

there is well we elect a penis that's just a name it's just a title and then he has two the testicles it's just a title yeah uh testicle biden this question is about the economy uh

you have been eating your own cum which a lot of people are excited about

yes i have we love biden i love biden we should put in the freezer

They just don't let him speak enough.

Yeah.

He's just, he's awesome.

Yeah.

They like wheel him out every two months.

But when he does speak, it's perfect.

They're like, awesome.

Yeah, there's a video of your son fucking a seven-year-old girl and holding up a check that says to Joe and Hunter Biden from The Joker of Ukraine.

What are your comments on this?

He's like, I love ice cream.

Yeah.

I love a big old, nothing better than a waffle cone.

You ever hear about a waffle cone?

All right.

All right.

See you later, man.

I do think think functionally he is the best president of our lifetime.

Yeah.

I think kind of.

And what do you mean?

In a way.

He got out of Afghanistan the longest way.

He then started Ukraine.

Well,

it's like Afghanistan ended to start Ukraine.

We're just flipping weapons.

Yeah.

We're not fucking like sending people.

That's what he gave.

Ending Afghanistan good if it's not immediately followed by another war.

Listen,

we gotta sell guns.

Yeah, I guess.

that's one of our main businesses speaking of selling guns I am super excited to attend the new Taylor Swift concert.

No, so you're selling guns in the lot?

I'm purchasing guns, which is unrelated to attending the new Taylor Swift.

What?

Taylor Swift.

I'm excited to see Taylor Swift with my brand new gun.

And I've been looking to find the best deal on Taylor Swift tickets.

And the way to do that

is going on Seat Geek.

Seat Geek.

I actually use it a lot.

And guess what, guys?

It's not for fucking nerds.

It's for cool people.

Yeah, I know.

I don't know why they chose the name Seat Geek.

Yeah.

It's not for you think you're like, what is this, a nerd app?

To go to what?

The furry convention?

No.

You could actually go to cool shit.

Which there was, there was, you were right.

There was a separate furry convention other than the LGBT NGLCC convention.

There was an LGBT Chamber of Commerce event at our hotel.

Yeah.

And they were throwing.

Well, Well, that was in the city.

That was massive.

That was huge.

Well, because that's cast such a wide net.

Any business that a gay person works at,

that's got to be every business.

Yeah, it's gay to have a business.

Well, no, I mean, there's got to be at least one gay person.

At any business?

Yeah.

Well, I think it's about gay owner.

Maybe gay owner.

Anyways, that was a massive thing.

But I saw a couple of furries there, and I thought, oh, that's the type of gay.

That's for the Chamber of Commerce.

That's for the Chamber of Commerce.

I thought it was, but the NG

and

whatever the fuck it is, NGLCC thing, that ended and there were still furries around.

Yes.

Yeah.

It was a, we were talking about our hotel in Denver this weekend.

It was a mixture of us, people in town for a,

what's his name?

Ed Sheeran Sheeran concert and furries and the LGBT championship.

So all four types of gay people were represented.

Us.

Ed Sheeran fans yes us fans us fans and uh furries and regular gay business i gotta say the vibes were good yeah the vibes were really good it was very positive that might have been the gayest weekend of all time

yeah it was yeah i didn't even have to do any such better than that all guys cruise that steven found did you see that website

The guys only cruise?

Yeah.

Dude, they had a frequently asked questions section on that website, and one of the top questions was, do I have to be jacked to go on the cruise?

Do I have to be fucking ripped to go on the cruise?

What would they say?

No.

They're like, well, it says the answer is very funny, but.

And it's like, what do you mean, very?

You wrote the question.

Yeah, it's the question to yourself.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a rhetorical.

Yes.

Ha ha.

Anyways, there you go again, Adam.

This weekend, if you were going to Denver, you could have used SeatGeek to go to any one of the four gay events they were having in Denver.

Yes, especially the Nick Mullen show.

Yeah.

And, oh, just as an aside, this weekend, the 24th to the 25th,

I'm in Washington, D.C.

I had so much fun doing the special, I don't even want to release it.

Why?

Because it's, you know, I'd rather have it, you know, this is why I don't take pictures either.

Well, I have to tell you something.

I'm paying Steven to edit my feature.

Then I'm going to release it before you.

And I'm going to say

full special, Adam Friedland.

If anyone copies after this.

Ah,

so maybe I'll prohibit you you know so the worm has learned to make its own webs the worm is eating its ass the worm

the worm eats its own ass ah so the worm eats its own ass

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You know what Seat Geek would be a good name for?

Stephen Hawking.

I feel like it's the end of stars.

Yeah, well, because you know.

I feel like Princess Leia is about to give you a medal.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it was right there.

You know, he's just fucking in a wheelchair.

We're just having fun, bro.

We're just having fun.

Yeah, Zeek.

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I'm so brain damaged for making Holocaust jokes that anytime I see

any number of million, I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't like the community.

Yeah, right, literally.

It's just

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Maybe, maybe not.

Maybe.

I would, maybe, yeah, maybe.

That's more.

Okay, so talk about a live event you have attended or excited to attend.

That's you.

You did.

You went to a Mets game.

I went to a Mets game.

And you didn't invite me.

You were.

Lies.

I was with Tommy and Phil.

Lies.

You just didn't invite me.

You went to Chappelle at MSG last night, didn't invite me.

And you were like, whoa, you were making dinner.

You didn't even fucking, of course I was making dinner.

There was no plan.

I got you seats for tonight.

We have to, we're excited to get this fucking episode done with.

We're finishing the episode, the next episode.

The chat is going to be.

Oh, we already announced it.

Oh, no.

I said it in Denver.

You said it.

You've been telling everybody.

I said it in Denver because I wanted to give them a little special treat for coming to your special.

All right.

Anyways.

Well, now everyone gets a special treat.

Now everybody gets a special treat.

We're going to finish the episode today.

Hopefully, it'll be out beginning of next week.

The delay has mostly been

wanting to

do bigger things than we can, which is now further complicated by this strikes and casting people and stuff.

We're going to have to do a dialed-down version, which sucks because that's my only contribution to the show anymore.

No, it's not.

No, I mean, it literally is.

The interview is going to be great.

The interview, we're very happy with.

The intro is very good, too.

We have to do it today.

Anyways, it'll be fun.

We're doing it today.

I'll tell you this.

All you have to say is

it's not about production value or anything like that.

We just, Good or bad, it'll be fun.

Oh, you were in Chicago when I went to the Mets game?

No.

I think you were.

No.

Oh, no.

You were in Maryland.

You're now scanning through a schedule trying to peg this Mets game that you're going to be.

You're more Metzva.

You did not invite me to for any excuse as to why I was not invited.

I should have invited you.

What do you think?

Going to see grandma in the hospital, Mets game.

Which one am I going to pick?

Mets game.

Obviously.

Would have been way better than going to your grandparents.

And you didn't even fucking

offer.

Well,

you're with your family.

That doesn't count.

The hospital doesn't count.

The hospital counts as family.

I was looking for any excuse to get out of that.

I tried to put myself in the hospital.

And here would have been a good excuse.

I could have given it to you.

Adam got three tickets for $40 each.

Guess what?

Face value?

when I download the tickets, they're $100 tickets.

I got a great deal on SeatGeek.

And guess what?

The way you get a great deal on SeatGeek is that they rank every single one of the deals.

So it's on a scale of like 10.

So that deal was like a 9.8.

So they were like, listen, you fucker, buy these tickets right now.

Otherwise, you're an idiot.

Yes, I actually got the tickets on Sword Buyer's Guide Magazine, which gave it a rating of buy now, which is practically their highest rating.

Yeah, yeah.

It is very convenient.

I've used it a ton of times.

I've gone to Nick's games on SeatKeek.

It's pretty much if I'm getting tickets for a live event, I use SeatKeek.

That's not even because they're sponsoring us today.

It's just very convenient.

It's got to be better than Ticketmaster, which is.

Yeah, there's

Ticketmaster?

Isn't the government constantly like, I ain't paying this for Lana Dale Ray?

We're going to take you to the cleaner, son.

I think Ticketmaster is in trouble for the Lizzo thing, though.

I don't know.

I don't know.

The tickets should be called Ticket Slave is how I feel with these price.

With these fucking prices.

That's true.

The fees.

The fees.

Talk about a live event.

The Nets game, you did that?

And we're excited to go see Lana Del Rey through Seat Geek Show.

We're We're big fans.

We're big.

To show the app on your phone and scrolling, Adam, if you want to pull that up.

Don't.

Adam will be pulling up the app on his phone and scrolling.

I don't know if our cameras can cover that.

What?

But Adam did genuinely, all of these advertisers are like, oh, you have to have like a personal endorsement.

And truth be told, 95% of the time, I'm like, I can't get enough of this soap for your asshole, guys.

Asshole soap.

And there's no way.

It's not coming out of the the packaging.

I'm not using that shit.

Let me find this app, but he really did use Seat Geek.

That is a this is a genuine personal endorsement.

It's good for Mets games.

I don't really don't know how to buy tickets for stuff.

So this would be this one's good for me because it seems like the only option.

Okay, the nationals are coming to visit the Yankees, right?

Mm-hmm.

Starting at $2.

I can get grandstand level tickets

$2.

Yeah, on Seat Geek.

I'm not going to go.

Yeah, so you go see

Washington, D.C.

a Yankees game for $2.

$2.

Artists.

And that's ranked at 9.2-level deal.

Yeah, artists

like Drake, the 1975, and the Jonas Brothers and Beyonce are on tour, and you don't want to miss that.

1975,

Enemy of the Show.

No,

he's our friend.

Oh, is he?

Oh, that's right.

Yes, he is our friend.

Enemy is

the enemy of the show.

I mix that up.

I am not excited to see Taylor Show.

I'm excited to see the 1975 via Seat Geek and not Taylor Swift.

But yeah, 1975, go see Maddie.

Or you could be like us, and we could just, we could fucking call him.

We're going to be like, hey, should we call him Richard?

It's your good friend.

Can we just go see your show for free?

For free?

And he'll say, you know what?

You might as well use SeatGeek because that'll be an even better deal.

A better deal using SeatGeek than free.

Better than free.

Better than free.

Which wasn't that

close.

Everybody wants to be closer to free.

What is that?

Everybody wants to be.

Everybody.

You know that song from the 90s?

It was just an everything.

Oh, it's like Mighty, Mighty Boston.

Isn't it?

Yeah.

What is that song?

I never had to knock on it.

Everybody want

everybody to.

You know that fucking song?

Gonna

write out of here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no.

Everybody wants to be.

Everybody wants to be.

Mama

Just killed the man.

No, stop, stop.

It's rude to do that.

When someone's trying to remember a song and you're saying other songs.

No, when you're doing, to do that,

Closer to Free, song by Bo Deans.

How do you know all this kind of crap?

Because I was alive for these years.

Oh, they got a sketch at the beginning of the music video.

What is it?

Maybe it was the Party of Five theme song.

Dude, that was too mature for me.

What is it?

What is it?

Yeah.

Party of Five was such a depressing show.

Someone gets cancer?

No, it's like both their parents die and then the older brother has to raise them.

That's kind of cute.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's about family, resilience.

But every episode is like, we don't have any money, so we're going to have to wear flannel.

We're going to have to wear.

We're going to have to be grunge style.

we're gonna burn the flannel just to what does it mean if our friend sends me this gif and it's our friend who's telling me that i was embarrassing all last time hold on shane is saying it yeah what does this gif mean

the morning after gif

shane sent us he just sent me that

this is like an aunt it's like someone like uh that's like uh it really into the office

today's episode is brought to you by See Geek and Party of Five.

Anyways, you know that song.

What do you think?

What does this mean?

I don't know, but that is like, that's like a fucking

HR manager at the car dealer.

What is Shane typing on his phone?

Puppies.

Puppy question mark?

Puppy question mark, Jim.

Should we call him and get to the bottom of it?

No, we got to finish this reading.

Oh, See Geek.

So if you want to be able to artists like Drake, the 1975, the Jonas Brothers, which are people still, who's...

The Jonas Brothers fans got to be 37 years old at this point.

I told you that Brandon Wardell brought over the youngest brother, the one that's not in the band,

and he stormed out of my house

out of disgust for me.

Why?

I offended him.

How?

I said two things.

I thought he was trying to remember Jonas Brothers songs and you were doing Bobby Brown.

I said, I was like, when you were like a kid, you ever get like...

did you ever get like you asked him if he was molested?

No, no, no, I was like, well, you're like, yeah, he was offended.

I was like, did you ever like.

He walked out of my house.

This guy who was most likely.

I was like, do you ever get chicks like from

your brothers being famous?

And he was like, that's actually a really offensive question.

Yeah.

It's like, not a, it's just a stupid question.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, um, I think

someone said the the bat, the R

about mentally handicapped people.

And then he like got really mad and he was like my brothers have done so much work with the make-a-wish my brothers the Jonas and and and you know what they're still not better so

good job thanks Jonas brothers he got really really you've done you've done absolutely nothing to cure yeah there's no I don't think there is he just sang at them they just sang at those

yeah

and I don't think make-a-wish is for that I think it's terminal illness you know who's done more for them than anybody Nabisco

That company has done so much for that community.

And where's the thanks?

So their youngest brother, Brandon, brought him over and he got really mad about those two things.

And then he was like, you know what?

I'm going to go.

And I was like, all right, dude.

Thanks, Brandon, for bringing this fucking

guy.

That's cool.

Well, luckily, you're never going to see his name on Seat Geek.

No.

Because he's the one, he's the serious.

He's the serious man serious really he's an academic yeah should we start a boy group called the serious brothers like a tears for fears kind of thing

yeah

look at me right now i'm being serious

there i really like that okay let's finish this reading all right yeah all right drake 1975 jonas brother and beyonce on tour you don't want to miss that okay

uh so here's what they do they put all the tickets across the web in one place to make sure you're getting a good deal.

So it's sort of like

an aggregate.

Is that the word for it?

Yeah, yeah.

So you make sure you're getting a good deal.

Each ticket is rated on a scale one to ten.

So you said that already.

So look for the green dots.

Green means good, red means bad.

Now, I don't understand why what's why would they say something being sold on their website is bad though?

Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, it's also, I guess it's so you can get comparison.

Yeah.

Say, look, it feels feels good to be like.

I'm sure they did a lot of research and they said, look, you know, obviously what we're selling is the best ticket prices.

Yeah.

So we want to put those there.

But if you put the bad ticket prices next to it, then

psychologically.

You get an under.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee.

And SeatGeek is the only site that lets you return your tickets ahead of the event with swaps.

And swaps is in capital letters, so I'm sure that's a proprietary type of

A ticket swap.

Swap technology.

Swap technology.

Yeah.

They've got swap technology guys.

Yeah.

And they got deal rating technology.

Yeah.

So let's say you bought tickets to Taylor Swift, right?

And then

what's that?

Don't.

He said he was going to bring gum.

Let's say you bought tickets to Taylor Swift.

He said it

two days before the Taylor Swift concert, you see her fan base engaging in anti-Semitism, homophobia.

And you say,

I can't, I don't really

I don't know if I can support this.

So instead, I'm going to see the 1975.

Then you find...

I love Jews.

You find a woman on, yeah, the 1975, that stands for

like instead of paying $20.

You got a deal?

Fuck.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

I keep...

I got something in my throat.

Yeah, you find a Taylor Swift fan who is like, well, I don't want to support anti-Inuit or whatever.

And she has 1975 tickets.

You guys do the swap.

You do the swap.

You guys see the other one.

And then in meeting up, I'm assuming all the swaps happen in real life.

It just gives you...

You do an exchange under a bridge.

Yeah, you click, I want to see.

Do you swap this stuff?

Do you actually?

And then it gives you a parking garage and sets a time like 2 a.m.

And you're like, I'll be holding a red rose.

Right, please show up in a Dodge Dynasty with the seats in a briefcase from 1970.

Yeah, yeah.

And then you can swap them.

And then you meet the love.

And you meet a girl.

Yeah, you meet a girl.

Yeah.

Do the red rose thing.

That's how I met my girlfriend.

Yeah.

That was wild that there were like three articles, maybe there was only one.

There were like a new type of relationship.

Adam Friedland show, boyfriend, Taylor Swift, girlfriend.

I'm like,

is everything now just need to be

like viewed through the lens of like

meme-ified

everybody has to fit into a emergent meme always.

It can't just be a thing that happened.

I think it's cool.

Okay, all right, whatever.

That's a cool sounds cool.

Okay, well, then I will go fuck myself.

No, you don't have to go fuck yourself.

How would you even do that?

The worm.

The worm eats its own ass.

Every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee.

I said that already.

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It's, come on.

Yeah.

Come on.

Do you not like free?

I don't know if that's really how it works, but you know.

I guess if it's $20 off and it's less than $20.

Well, how about $20 off tickets?

Buy 10 tickets to the Yankees game and it's free.

Get 10 free Yankees game tickets.

You get 10 for $2, yes.

Yeah, right.

Go to SeatGeek.com.

That's a much better deal.

Right now, if you go to SeatGeek.com and use promo code TAFS, you can get 10 take you and nine of your friends.

You get the $2 tickets.

You get the $2 tickets.

Yeah, 10 of those.

Yeah.

I know what you're going to say next.

I don't have friends.

Right.

Right?

Guess what?

Legroom.

Yeah.

You're going to be relaxing.

Use a whole row.

You can have diarrhea in your pants.

It's like you have your own row on the fucking plane.

You do three seats here, three seats here, three in the back, three on the other side, and then you have you just

in that chair, and you just wink at the women around you.

Welcome in the diarrhea zone.

Yeah, I create my own box.

Bring your own plexiglass and create your own sky box at the Yankees game.

Yeah.

And then you just suffocate in there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then

they'll put you in monument.

Monument row.

In fact, what you can do is you go to the Yankees game, per the contract, it says you bought seats.

Yes.

Right?

Not tickets, you buy seats.

Bring a socket and ratchet set, take the seat with you from Yankees Stadium.

I think there was nothing in the rule book list.

When they stop you, point to the contract.

I paid for a seat.

It's got the number on it.

The number corresponds to my ticket.

You want to take this to the fucking Attorney General's office?

Let's take it to the fucking attorney.

Is that what you want?

Because I know Loretta.

You know her?

I know Loretta.

Is that still her?

Lynch?

Loretta Lynch.

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Everybody wants to.

Okay, so that was technically...

We got to figure out how to speed that up because that was technically a...

How many more reads do we have?

That was a 23-minute long read.

That's awesome.

What do you mean?

You wanted to say more shit about Hunter?

This is fun.

If we have another read,

that one...

And we'll adjust.

That one would need to start.

And we'll adjust.

Yeah, 10 minutes ago.

11 minutes ago.

Well, we can space them out.

Yeah, yeah, I guess.

We could put that in slot four.

Yeah, right.

You know.

Mm-hmm.

Which is at, what,

48 minutes?

Then we could cruise.

Oh, my God.

It's dead?

Yeah, it's dead.

Well, show's over, folks.

Show's fucking over.

What do you mean by that text?

What?

The puppies?

I have no idea.

Just ignore them.

He just kept saying I was embarrassing him last night.

Just ignore it.

Who gives a fuck?

Who cares what he thinks?

It doesn't matter.

Well, I wanted Dave Schmill to think up.

Cool.

I don't know.

Did you say something?

Let me see the exchange.

Because you only showed me.

You just text me that.

And then I said, no, I said LOL again.

I said, was it that bad?

Give me the phone.

Let's see here.

He texted me this morning.

Oh, okay.

The pumpkins mean.

Yeah, let's see if we can get his Jiffy back.

There we go.

I'm sending him this.

What are you going to send him?

Alright.

There we go.

Pokemon?

Now you got it.

Now you're even.

I'm going to say.

It's Pikachu saying haters are going to hate.

That's cute.

He looks really cute in that, actually.

Pikachu?

Pikachu.

You ever date a girl like that?

A Pikachu?

Where she can only say her own name in different intonations?

No.

Jesse Ka!

No, but I did see a field trip.

Jesse Cop!

A field trip of mentally disabled adults coming to Sinnabon this week.

Pikachu style guys?

I don't know, they're mentally disabled.

I feel like

I would love a job like that.

Maybe not adults.

To be like a, what?

Like a

field trip guy.

A field trip guy.

The dream job for me, and I think I've said this on the show, is working at like a

like a like a like a woodland kind of education center.

Yeah, Parks Ranger.

No, not Park Ranger, but schools bring field trips.

And

I live there.

It's like probably 500 acres, and there's hiking trails, and there's like,

you know, they have like rescue animals.

I don't work on the animals.

I'm just the field trip guy.

So I can go around.

I can be like,

this is actually an Italian owl.

So it lives off spaghetti.

Or I thought, and now it's in the hospital.

Oh, you can be funny about it.

I thought it ate spaghetti.

And this actually was just an owl.

So it wouldn't be actual education.

It would be.

It would be actual education.

I'd have fun.

There'd be balloon animals and shit.

I'd have fun with it, dude.

But the owl is an Italian.

I would love to be

like a Bill Nye thing and be out in the woods.

And you wouldn't be allowed there.

So none of your like, but so what, what is this?

None of that attitude.

Why can't I go?

I would take my family.

You'd be complaining.

No, I'd take my family to see my old friend Mill.

First of all,

he devoted himself to it, like a noble cause.

You would be allowed to come to the nature, the area, whatever you call that, a reserve, preserve,

whatever the fuck you call a big wooded area where you go on field trips and they have animals there.

Do you have event space?

I don't know.

That people can book out.

You would be allowed to come out.

Because I'm going to book my wedding there.

There would be no overlap.

And you'd have to attend.

There would be no overlap between the field trips and your presence because of your biting comments, seeking to undermine.

I think people like

the one thing I found

where I feel like I'm actually contributing something

No, what are you talking about?

You could come you could come hang out, but you are not you are not going to be privy to I wouldn't tell them that you're a bad field you'd be sitting there snickering the entire time acting like a fucking asshole you're not coming

You're not coming you think I'm a you're not coming on the field do people think I'm an asshole

um more of like a snake than an asshole yeah I get that sneaky snake yeah you're that's like a that's like a

anti-Semitism, though.

No.

An asshole is a guy that like kind of like, you know, he's addicted to people, but he gets his way.

You're sort of like.

Yesterday, Brace was telling me I'm rude yesterday.

I ran in.

He lives in my neighborhood.

You are rude.

He's like, yeah, well, you're rude.

You are rude.

I'm nice to my friends.

You're

like, you're very aloof.

You don't listen to people.

I'm just, I'm just a...

That's just me, like being in my own head.

That's that's

that's what's called being selfish is.

No, but aloof is more like I you don't merit listening.

No, you know, I mean it's like that the criticism that uh

what was it uh

uh I'm gonna kill myself, dude.

I'm gonna kill myself.

Um, what's the hell are we gonna do?

What's the big Orson Welles' criticism of was it Woody Allen?

He shit on Woody Allen.

He's like, yeah, I hate this.

I hate this kind of guy.

The like false modesty, neurotic guy.

He's like, that's just masking like

just outsize narcissism.

The guy that's like, oh, you know, kind of down on himself.

You know.

He said that about Woody.

He said about Woody, yeah.

But the movies are funny.

Yeah, sure.

Whatever.

I watched The Player again last night.

We love it.

It's a great movie.

We love it.

Yeah.

It's that era, that era of like the Spago era of like old Hollywood, the power, the Armani power suit, like era, early 90s.

You know what's interesting?

So, the player came out in 1992,

we were talking about the swing revival being

ushered,

yes.

So, player came out in 1992, and we were talking about the swing revival being ushered in by the movie The Mask, and then blown out by Swingers, which was 1995,

perhaps, swingers, and the mask 1994.

Player 1992.

And

I

learned that the player, the

production design, was like specifically meant to evoke the 1930s, but not in like an oppressive way.

So I always thought watching it that this was just like a straight-on like interpretation of contemporary fashion in 1992, you know, but it wasn't actually.

It was like specifically designed to evoke like that 1930s stuff.

So it might even have been the player that sort of ushered in this like 1930s big suit kind of deco or something.

People dressed like that though.

Already prior to that?

I think so.

Those big suits?

Because those are all customary.

My theory is this.

It is the suits got big.

And society followed as the suits got bigger.

It was the hand fit the glove.

Or the glove fit the hand.

I don't know what that means, really.

But they were like, damn, look at how big these suits is getting.

They were like, we better get back into

like Zoot suit riot.

That's what I'm saying.

But it was, I guess, it was the player that ushered in the big suits, which then ushered in the swing revival two years later.

So it was led initially by

the player is responsible for the mask, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, so Robert Altman sort of created

Jim Carrick's character the mask the mask and then swingers yeah he should have done the mask Robert Altman yeah everyone's talking about him sick yeah dude that movie is so good the player yeah wait how who's sending the letters what's the answer at the end of the movie you never see you never see who it is no no no it's a what's it mcguffin or something mcguffin

gins What do you mean, McGuffin?

Ginsburg?

McGuffin.

McGuffin.

Is the name of the guy sending the letters?

No, McGuffin is like, it's like the entire movie you're expecting to find something out and you never do.

Hitchcock did it a lot.

Oh, okay.

Is it McGuffin?

Yeah.

McGuffin.

Yeah, I didn't.

Well, you sort of do, but only over the phone.

At the end of the movie,

so you think he finally gets called in for the police lineup, and then the witness identifies the cop, Lyle Lovett.

And then they just end up having to drop it.

And then it cuts to a year later, and the movie within the movie is coming out.

Right.

And his dispute with,

like, what's his name?

Peter Gallagher's character never really goes anywhere.

The movie ends up being excess, but he gets promoted higher in the company since he originated the idea.

He had nothing to do with it.

Yeah, yeah.

His

ex-girlfriend, the only person that he has.

Who gets promoted?

Tim Robbins, though.

Tim Robbins is.

His ex-girlfriend, who's the only person at the beginning of the movie that he seems to have any kind of meaningful emotional relationship with.

She gets fired and he leaves her to fuck the woman

whose boyfriend he murdered.

And then

it just, it's him going back home to see her and she's pregnant.

He gets a phone call from he's like, yeah, I got a story before you're about a shithead exec who he's getting harassed by a writer.

So he thinks he confronts somebody, murders the wrong guy.

And then he's like, so now the rest of the story is, you know, blackmail and, you know, worried about it.

And then he goes, he goes, but there's a surprise twist.

He's like, what's the twist?

He's like, he gets away with it.

And he's like, can you guarantee me that ending?

He's like, yeah.

And he's like, if you can give me a deal, he's like, yeah, got we got a deal if you can guarantee me that ending he's like great yeah we'll do it and then he just goes home to the wife who's pregnant so he just buys his way out of the

that's awesome yeah but it wraps up in like two seconds that's awesome yeah so it's like a single punchline it's like a movie yeah yeah

builds to one punchline yeah player's great you know it'd be a good uh

double feature you'd need like 12 hours to do it, but that and shortcuts.

I kind of always

like another Altman movie, yeah.

Like I said, you know, it'd be a really good movie.

Southern California actually.

I thought of this.

You know, it would be a very good double feature:

Star Wars and New Hope and the other one.

Star Wars 1 and 2.

Yeah.

I was thinking about that the other day.

What an interesting double feature that would be.

The Gold Member and the Spy Who Shaggy.

Yeah.

What an interesting sort of pairing that would be.

An apertif and

a viche soie, the way they

I do think it would be a viche.

Sort of the interplay.

So you agree there'd be a vicious soie?

Yes.

Sort of the interplay between, you know,

you're not like Adam Friedland.

I'm not liking that.

I thought, you know what would be an interesting

combination of films

would be,

you know what I thought would be interesting is

both LA movies,

same era.

Yeah,

yeah, definitely.

Yeah, that would be a fantastic double feature.

It's probably already one of the Criterion channels, like, pre-programmed double features.

I'd probably copy it.

Yeah, you probably copied it.

I probably copied it.

But it was just like the movies of Robert Alvin.

It's not even like a double feature.

You broke the mug, you fucking bastard

yes you did look at these shards whatever we got a vacuum we got gear dude i don't know my mic pack look at this it's destroyed how am i gonna drink out of this i don't know how am i gonna drink out of this i don't know i don't know what you want me to say

dude we have this is like insurance we have like there's liabilities i don't know i don't understand business but yeah we still got the other mug and it's you probably really shouldn't be giving these mugs to guests because they don't get cleaned

but they're going to put in the dishwasher when they get home.

We had a 97-year-old guest in here, and first of all, there is no dishwasher.

You go to the bathroom and run it under the sink.

Don't tell the guests that.

Don't offer them stuff.

You've had legit senior ass citizens on this fucking show.

Yes, who have been.

And when I see, who is it that was like coughing?

They're like, oh, I just need a little bit of water and they're drinking out of it.

I'm like, you're going to fucking.

That's Douglas Levinson, dude.

No, there was more than that.

That was Douglas Levinson.

There were two guys on

the combined age of the two of them is 275 years old.

Yeah, but those were pre-existing conditions.

Yeah, I don't know.

Those weren't mug issues.

He should be the only one drinking out of the fucking mug.

If the guest wants a coffee, he can run down and.

Where did that come from?

It was on my foot, a shard.

Oh, all right.

I thought it somehow wound up up there.

Oh, no, that was a trick to.

Yeah.

That was very

mind-freaked.

Mind freak.

Mind freak.

Oh, I mind freaked you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well.

You know why they call him mind freak?

In all the scenes where he's closing his eyes He's imagining having sex with children That guy's a real freak

Yeah, I'm freaky.

I'm kind of freaky.

Yeah

We gotta finish this episode.

I'm pretty excited about it Chris Angel Anjan.

Yeah, you should get him on the show

Too tough dude.

Mm-hmm

It's difficult.

I told you I went to a show in Vegas.

I met him.

Yeah.

I didn't meet him.

I said something to him.

I thanked him.

Yeah.

For the gift he's given the world.

That's cool.

Also, Lewis was bothering me.

Are you going to Skanks Fest?

What date is it?

I don't know, but he was like, yeah, like Adam was like insulted by the offer that we gave him.

I don't think that was it at all.

I think I just probably

know.

I don't believe Lewis is not alive.

Why would I say to Lewis, this is an insult?

Well, he was like.

Even if I thought that, why would I say that?

He was like, you guys offered Nick all this money and you didn't offer me shit.

I literally did not say that for that.

That's what he said.

And I was like, well, that that just means that I've out-alphed the alpha.

I guess, but you have to counter that.

Like, the money I got from them is because I asked for it.

I didn't take the first offer.

People offer you, you get offers, and then you go around town telling everybody what a bad offer was instead of countering.

From what?

From everything.

Everything, everything.

How do I get offers from you?

They're like, yeah, they offered me this.

Isn't that fucked up?

It's like, just counter.

Just offer them something else.

That's how you know how things work.

You start off fucking, they start off low.

You're a pretty smart guy.

Counter.

Yeah.

And then I fuck with them.

Yeah, instead, you just permanently destroy your relationship with people by going around town and talking to you.

Who did I going around town?

What are you talking about?

Go around fucking.

And what relationship have I destroyed?

You go around town fucking being like, oh, they're not.

Any relationships I've destroyed have not been

from offers.

I tell you what, there are legitimately offers that are insults.

Those do exist.

And those are the ones that

we were talking to.

Oh, yeah.

This show?

Yeah.

No, we didn't.

For the renewal thing.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was an insult.

That was an insult.

But even then, that's not even really an insult.

That's just a little bit of a hardball offer.

There are deals.

That was a hardball offer.

I got an offer.

So can you explain this to me?

I got an offer.

What's the insult?

What's a hardball offer?

What's a sweetheart offer?

It's subjective.

What's a sweetheart deal?

I mean,

that's like

a Hunter Biden thing.

You get to kiss.

There's no sweetheart deals in actual negotiations.

Well,

maybe.

Anyways, maybe it's like one of those, like,

I suck your dick.

You don't stick to it.

There's one deal I've gone around and been like, this is fucking.

I've done the go-around town talking about shit shit on.

What do you mean around town?

Where was he?

I've gone around town town talking shit about one deal in the last year, and

it wasn't just offered to me.

The other person that got that offer, they also did the same thing.

And then it got back to who made the offer, and then they,

from what I've heard, had said, oh, that was a mistake that that offer went out that way.

So that's how you know.

So that was a chip.

That was a chip.

I'm done negotiating.

I mean, it's like if that's the initial offer, then I'd have no interest in hearing.

So you never got a counter.

Even if the next, there's no counter to be made.

I mean, it's like fucking, like, if somebody was like, hey, I'll give you $20 to fly to fucking,

you know, fly to Maui to do like 17 shows.

Yeah.

That email would go in the garbage.

And I'd, you know.

I'm not going to be like, okay, well, I see your $20 and I raise you $50,000.

I mean,

it's like, I'm just not.

You remember with the old show, we got that offer to go to Philly, the three of us, for $1,200.

Yeah.

And it had an exclusivity.

90-day exclusivity.

No, it said we couldn't perform within 100 miles of Philly, which encompasses New York City.

Right.

Yeah.

For six months.

For like six months.

Yeah.

Six months before and three months after.

Yeah.

We couldn't

for $400 each.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was an insult.

Yeah.

I mean, honestly, spitefully, it's like we should have done it and never promoted the show whatsoever.

Just gone to Philly, had them pay for a hotel.

Got a cheesesteak.

Show up at the venue.

There's three people in attendance.

We drink every soda in the fucking green room.

Yeah, free.

Yeah.

Free.

And it's like, great.

Sounds like you guys got your $1,200 worth off your eight tickets sold.

Thanks.

Great doing business with you.

No, then we would have had to pay also like

an agency fee also.

On the

12th.

Not on the soda.

No, the soda.

Not on the soda.

Not all the shit we eat in the green room.

You're really good at this.

You're really good at this.

Yeah.

Why I watch the soda.

And also like watch the player.

Yeah, I was going to say.

The player.

The player.

You watch the player?

Yeah, I love the player.

Should we shoot this thing?

Yeah, let's wrap up.

I know.

Okay.

Guys, we're very anxious to finish what you now know is the Chet Hanks episode.

Also, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C.

this weekend.

Starting tomorrow through Saturday, five shows.

Also, I'll be to Boston, the Wilbur Theater, I think on the 15th or the 16th.

They added a second show.

I don't know where those are at, but that is my last show for the year outside of Skanks Fest, which I will mostly just be

gambling and hopping on

like showcases.

I'll call Lewis.

Yeah, Cole Lewis feels bad.

Adam comes out too.

What date is Skanks Fest?

It's like three days.

I know that I have to be there.

We are doing bastard radio again, but I have to coordinate with

Tim's schedule.

But

yeah, I'm excited.

Now that my schedule is clear, it's like I can just, oh, yeah, it'll be fun.

I'll just go hang out.

What's the date of that?

September?

I will just be mostly be using Skanks Fest as a way to generate or run new material.

Beautiful.

So I can pick up Tori again in March or February of next year.

Hopefully, whenever I have just the structure of...

you know, I can stand on stage for an hour and say things that I haven't said before.

I'm really excited, dude.

I don't care how the special does, it's just like knowing it's like, check, it's done, that material's done, it's like I don't have to think about it ever again.

And like, the finality of it is like something that's always kind of been missing in stand-up.

Yeah,

um,

you know, I always thought it would be frustrating because, like, even when we did it, it was more stuff.

I was like, oh, I can say this, I can say this.

Like, I added the things,

and I always thought, like, oh, if you record it, then it's done, it's locked, and you can never add to anything ever again.

But

maybe that's good.

It's good to just

throw away.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like throw it out, forget about it.

Yeah.

I think that's a good policy in life in general.

But guys, we're very excited.

We're very happy around the studio.

And we're going to be,

we have four episodes of the talk show and the pipeline, and we're going to finish them off.

Yeah, we got it.

We have, now that I'm off the road, we have much more time to shoot it.

Although Adam is now planning to, he's going to Greece for six weeks I'm going for a week and a half

with my girlfriend yeah

my girlfriend I'm with my girlfriend that'd be fun that'd be nice again

it'll be nice zero invitation no nothing extend no offers

a girlfriend kind of thing

I could have had my own cabana

I could have had my own you can come there could have been different why don't you gondolas I could have been behind you several times.

Just hit up Stephen because I talked to him yesterday.

He's like, oh, maybe I should get my dentistry done in Greece and not in Florida with Kyle's uncle.

And I was like, yeah, just do that.

So maybe you go with Stephen, take him to the dentist,

go to the Acropolis.

I don't know if I really want to.

That might seem a little weird if you're with your girlfriend and I'm with Stephen.

I'm much happier where it's just you, me, and Maya.

That's how I imagine.

Vacation.

Thanks for watching, everyone.

Washington this weekend starting tomorrow.

Love you.

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Okay, Genzi, let me tell you what I'm thinking for this day.