The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 14

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Hello, and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

The date today, what is it, the 2nd of August.

What a day, 2023.

Nicholas, how are you?

I'm good.

Got a couple stressed.

I guess

there's a lot going on.

Yeah.

You know, you get hit with these periods in your life where you got to just,

everything's trying to tear you you down.

And you got to just.

I'm very.

Not haters.

No, not haters.

It's just sort of bad luck.

But I'm very grateful that I kind of hit my limit with drinking in May.

Thank God.

And then

I got my apartment cleaned up and I'm back in the gym somewhat regularly because I don't know if I would have had the

wherewithal to...

If I was only, if let's say I only had a week sober and then I had the stuff to deal with.

Yes, exactly.

But no, I'm good.

I'm just sort of escaping mentally into ancient Babylon.

What's going on with that?

Oh, no, this is still, this is something else.

This is

oral history of the Garfield comic strip.

Was there like anything unexpected?

Those guys would party, man.

Yeah.

He used to party.

You think old SNL was crazy.

And when I say those guys, I just mean Jim Davis by himself.

He did.

With the characters in his head.

He He would sit around his apartment doing cocaine all day long, being like, John, you son of a bitch.

Arbuckle.

Arbuckle.

He would put a lamp shape on his head.

A lampshade on his head while he's...

A lamp shape?

I'm having a stroke.

He actually came up with the term party for one,

but it was just when he was in his apartment.

Yeah, party for one, and then he would shit himself and go, make that too.

Say hello to my little friend.

That's what I say every time I shit myself.

Yeah.

Say hello to my little friend.

And they're like, did you shit yourself?

And I'm like, yes.

Two tickets to Barbie, please.

One for me and one for my turd.

Congratulations to Barbie.

Big sitting weekend.

I'm sitting in the movie theater.

Somebody comes in, it's packed.

They're like, is that seat available?

I'm like, I'm sorry, but my turd is sitting here.

He's my best friend.

Can you move, can you not have, oh, what, so I can't buy a ticket for a piece piece of feces that came out of my body.

I have a ticket for the turd.

He's not going to talk.

Yeah.

And he didn't bring in outside food.

Just ma'am.

Just googly.

I know it's in that bag.

Yeah.

I'm going to start swallowing googly eyes and see if I get any funny characters that come about in the toilet

the next week.

Let's see what the casting crew are up to this week.

In the old.

Yeah, my shit's like a sitcom.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we got Kramer.

Oh, here comes George.

Jerry!

George, you're crazy.

Oh, it's a big boy.

It must be Newman.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, so that's what's going on.

Special delivery.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, just a lot of tedious bullshit that pulls us away from it.

A lot of awful bullshit.

Also, guys,

it pulls me away from doing the work that we want to do, which is the Adam Friedland show.

Correct.

There's a couple of things to plug.

We have a big interview tomorrow, and then that'll be four

now in the can.

Yes.

Yeah,

four interviews in the can.

And tomorrow is a

legend.

Yeah, definitely.

It's a fucking legend.

It's definitely the coolest

get, but we need.

You'll see it in six to twelve months.

We need special delivery.

We need to do a leap on the show.

We need to navigate these issues of hiring people while

these strikes are going on.

Yeah.

But also, if you listen to the podcast on Spotify, I just want to clarify that it is an issue with our new hosting service that we're going to be

cleared up.

We haven't been taken down.

We haven't been shadow banned.

As you've noticed, probably there are significantly less advertisements on the Adam Friedland show than there were on Cometown.

And the reason for that is we used to pre-record Cometown in the winter.

Right.

Yeah.

We would take those weeks off and then I would spend those weeks negotiating with advertisers for the entire year and fill out the whole schedule.

But we were running on this, so I put it off and said I'll get it started in the beginning of the year.

And

then it got started in the beginning of the year, but certain, this ad spend is down for this year anyway, so they're wanting to see numbers and I don't want to get into the business of the- Because previously we were telling advertisers insane numbers.

Comtown towards the end is getting about a quarter million downloads a year.

But

this show,

the combined, I mean,

you can see what the YouTube numbers are, double that, and that's half the people listening on audio.

But anyways, point is, is we had the Switch podcast host.

We were leaving Blueberry, who was very, they were helpful.

That was probably

shout out to Mike at Blueberry, who is also

the voice of their.

He's like, so they have, you call in, you know, you get like an automated prompt.

It's that guy's voice.

It's just him.

So it's like, it's like, if you need technical support, press one.

For customer service, press two.

And then I think no matter what number you press, it's like, hey, this is Mike.

Just get him.

It's a one-man.

There's another guy, Dave, I've talked to once or twice, but I've had to call for different issues.

I call for billing and technical stuff.

And almost every time, it's always just that you go through a prompt that's his voice.

And then you select the number.

And then you go, hey, this is Mike.

You just get

just like when Kramer has the movie phone.

Yeah, yeah.

But they were they were good to us, but we have switched to Audio Boom.

And in migrating over to Audio Boom,

I guess there was something on Blueberry's back end, you just press one button to push the podcast to

Mike.

Spotify or whatever.

Yeah, that's how that works.

It's very simple, but with Audioboom, I guess I have to do it manually, but

I don't have an account with Spotify or any way to log in or do any of that.

So this will be rectified shortly.

Do not worry.

Rina Sawagama has not taken us off as well.

That's old news.

But

a couple other things.

Yes, I mean, so, yeah, also ad spend is down across the board.

I mean, everybody's expecting a recession, which from what I've read may be averted at this point.

Thanks, Joe.

Thank you, Sleepy.

Thank you, Bidenomics.

Thank you, Sleepy.

Washington is really bad at puns.

So is the media surrounding it.

There's been a wild disrespect for puns since, I think, since mansplaining started, which I'm going to get into that in a second.

Oh, let's go.

Is the last decade coming full circle, which is the biggest story this week.

But

the Lizzo thing.

But the.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, no.

Hopefully, Ads Ben picks up later.

But until then, the Adam Friedland Show, we're very excited to be in this position where we can

make a talk show, which is very cool, but it is still entirely funded by viewers like you.

So if you subscribe to the Patreon, you get an additional podcast episode once a week, which we are hopefully going to be better at.

Onwards and upwards.

It's a weird thing because it's like...

You know,

for doing anything,

to do like the podcast, like Riff, it requires, you know like oh this is fun right and so initially it was like oh well let's start doing it at 930 that way we get it out of the way and initially it was like yeah now it's like it's not hanging over our heads it's exciting so the first couple of those are fun then it becomes like I gotta be like now we have to do it at 930 yeah and then it's like well now it's a now it's an obligation you got to just keep moving it throughout the day

so I think we've decided to come back to our original plan of doing the podcast whenever

but

doing it in such a deliberate way as to maximize the returns on

our ability to actually perform.

Yeah.

So, yeah, if you check it out, you get an extra podcast episode.

If you subscribe at the associate producer or producer level, we'll put your name in the credits.

On the finished episodes, and if you've seen the Cuomo episode, the Jadakiss episode, this is a real television show now.

And we got bigger things coming, and this will go down in history.

People say, look what they they did yes they they could they did jack parr by themselves yeah and your name will be on there those clucky young lads unless you put like a slur in there I think we're gonna start asking are there a lot of slurs in there there's a lot of Adam is a fag I mean when they thanks for your

executive producer top one is Adam is a fag

yeah there's just no time it's there's a lot of work

let him leave it yeah yeah I don't care The other thing, first top thing to plug, I told him I would do it.

He called me twice about it and texted me three times.

Mike.

No.

We can get the Mike's plugs in a second, but Gene DiNapoli

wants me.

Hey, Ginsburg, can you see that?

Yeah, he's got Peter Lemongello Jr.

So we got Peter Lemongello Jr., the Fabulous Accords, the Tribunes, and Teresa McClain.

No, that is a night you're not going to want to miss.

And that is August 4th at 7.30 p.m.

Remember that.

Remember, Peter Lemongello Jr.

Wait, you didn't say where

you didn't say where?

There's no information as to where it is.

The Fabulous Accords, Teresa McLean, and what was the other one?

The Tribunes?

The Tribunes.

Not the Tributes.

The Tribunes.

The Tribunes like the newspapers.

Yeah, so the newspapers.

August 4th, 7.30 p.m.

It doesn't have a place.

No, it does.

It says, says,

here we go.

August 4th in Long Island.

Okay.

Maybe you can also interview Peter Limangello Jr., which we'd be happy to do.

We'd be happy to have a moment.

We don't have the time right now.

www.landmarkonmainstreet.org or call 917-567-5842

for tickets.

So remember, if you're on Long Island,

which is

probably

what is that?

Like 9 million square miles.

It's a big plan.

Yeah, if you're anywhere in Long Island, it's long.

You could be up for

at most, you're driving two hours.

Yeah.

And that's like if you're going Brooklyn to Montauk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At most, you're driving two hours to see this, but if you're anywhere on Long Island.

It's probably going to be an hour, 45 minutes.

But I'll tell you, it'll be worth it.

Call 917-567-5842 for tickets.

Is that G's personal number?

I don't know.

That's what's in here.

Let me see.

It's a call a number for tickets?

It is, in fact, his number for tickets.

I tried the chat.

I didn't know.

He put that in the text.

He wrote himself.

www.landmarkonmainstreet.org or call 917-567-5842 for tickets.

Doors open at

6.30.

Regene Denapley presents

the fabulous Accords, Teresa McClane,

the Tribunes, of course, and Peter Limangello Jr.

There's no one in between the age of 19 and 67 years old on this show.

The age range for this show, if you're wondering what the demographic is, it is 8 to 18.

And then also the 67

to 105 demographic.

Give it up.

I want to see you guys there.

I want to see you guys representing, supporting.

Call for tickets.

Check it out.

If you're not familiar with Peter Lemongello Jr., he is he was on America's Got American Idol.

American Idol.

Yeah, he has a classic style.

His father invented

infomercials.

Basically, he invented infomercials, but he invented it by he self-produced an album and then marketed his album through infomercials.

So he basically bootstrapped this career as a crooner in the 1970s.

And we're entrepreneurs, we can appreciate that.

Peter Lemongello Jr.

is following in his footsteps as a lounge singer.

This show was originally supposed to be at the Copacabana, but

it's moved to Long Island because they're doing Latin night.

That's what Gene told me.

He said, yeah, they got Latin stuff.

Yeah.

Which that stuff goes off.

Yeah, they sell a lot of tickets.

That's what happened at Wise Acres in Tyson's Corner.

It became a Latin night?

Yeah, they got rid of the comedy club and they're like, we're just going to have fucking Mexican people dance here.

Oh, those places are packed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They love.

It's funny.

This is how racist I am.

I imagine that.

And I see a disco ball and then free chips and salsa.

That's what I picture in my head.

That's what they do for fun.

Yeah.

I mean, it sounds great to me.

It sounds like a lot of fun.

That does sound fun.

Shitting up the events and salsa.

But I'm also making up with the event anyway.

That they stand in a room with a disco ball eating chips and salsa.

That's what I think it is.

And then finally, hey, pal, you get my text about Peter Lomangello Jr.

Okay, so we got that out there.

Also, Mike Racine wants you guys to know he'll be in Rochester, I believe.

Is that right?

Yes, Mike will be in Rochester, probably.

And then finally,

August 5th, comedy at Carlson Microscene.

Go see her, buddy.

And then finally, this weekend, Chicago, Illinois, Nick Mullen.

Yeah, I'll be in Chicago.

Sorry, I just got even more bad news from the accountant.

Oh, no.

No, it's alright.

It's fine.

Not bad.

Well, it's just like...

We're broke.

We're going out of business.

Let's say

there is no such thing as compliance.

It doesn't actually exist.

You can do your best and listen to people.

You pay people to make sure you're in compliance, and then no matter what.

They fuck it up.

Yes.

So there's that.

Yes, I'll be in Chicago.

This Friday and Saturday, four quick shows at the Chicago Improv in Schaumburg with Kyle

and now Kyle Scanlon.

That's what I keep thinking about.

Oh, yeah.

From the old Lincoln lunch.

Yeah, Felix's friend, who's a different Kyle.

And his name would just pop into my head.

Kyle Scanlon, Dan Dries.

And that'll be a lot of fun.

Just

two nights real quick, In N-Out.

I miss it.

I've been doing full weekends.

And I forgot how much easier it is just the Friday, Saturday.

Friday, Saturday's nice.

Yeah.

Well, in and out.

Yeah, in and out real quick, bing, bang, boom, get it over with.

And then I will be in Denver.

I think that might be sold out now at this point.

Let's go.

17th through the 19th, I will be taping, trying to

chase this gravy train of self-produced YouTube stuff that everyone else is doing.

Do you have to wear the same clothes every night on the show?

I kind of do that anyways.

For continuity.

Yeah, well, now my suitcase is filled with like the switch the playstation so yeah my weights you know so you don't have room for underwear yeah no clothes no toothbrush i just bring weights and video games

but um

um uh yeah denver the big thing i will be at the wilbur theater in chicago in september they was the first show in boston boston what did i say Chicago.

It will be in September.

I will be in Boston at the Wilbur Theater.

They added a second show because the first show sold out quickly and now the second show is only about half sold and that is a month out.

So please come out to that.

There are only maybe 6,000 tickets left.

It's a big place.

Yeah, I think it's only like a thousand seater.

It's big, though.

Yeah, but so come out to that.

Bring your friend.

And then

I'm pretty much wrapped up on the road.

I got a couple more dates, but hopefully I can get this special done.

Probably close off the road dates, drop the thing, not do any of this material anymore, spend two weeks at the stand bombing until I have a new 45 minutes and then go.

It takes two weeks for 45 minutes.

If you're doing four spots a night, yeah.

I mean, especially bouncing upstairs and downstairs, because it's like that's that's why

I can't come up with new shit on the road because it's all like podcast guys will be supportive no matter what.

So you're like, did you see this Lizzo thing?

And then they'll just laugh.

Whereas if you're funny, if you're funny, this Lizzo.

If you're the 15th comic a night to go up at the stand, no one knows who you are.

You're like, so this Lizzo thing, the audience is going to be like, okay,

what are you going to say about it?

So it makes it, it like, you know, forces you to.

Also, guys, August 24th to 26th, I'm in Washington, D.C.

at the Comedy Loft.

And big one, guys, New York City, New York, November 8th, 2023.

Nick and I will both be at Town Hall as part of the New York Comedy Festival.

They wanted us to mention that on the show.

Thank you.

And that's the show, guys.

Thanks a lot.

We got our plugs out.

Yeah.

Nice 45 minutes of plugs.

That was a lot of plugs.

kinsberg what are we at time-wise so i can start my watch 18

wow jesus christ well we did that john arbuckle taking your turn to the movie thing i guess yeah that was that was a good that was a lot of plugs that was a good 30 seconds hopefully once that's the other thing too is like we forget it's like you know you think oh well we told them the intermechanisms of our our hosting service they're definitely they it can be difficult to get through an episode of the Adam Friedland show podcast, but you know, with Come Town, it's like we always had ads, and then we could turn those into 15 minutes.

So the podcast was never actually longer than maybe about 17 minutes.

Yeah.

And then a lot of that.

And it was magic.

A lot of that was Stob just saying woo.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And my dick is small.

Yeah.

Yeah, that ate up a lot of time.

That was good.

Yeah.

He's doing well.

Yeah, it seems like he's doing well.

No, you're talking about Lizzo.

No, I was talking about him.

Oh.

He's in a Soderbergh web series.

Did you see that?

He is.

Yeah.

Dan Soderbergh?

Yeah, Dan changed his name.

Oh, wow.

He's like, I'm going Jewish.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

Dude.

No, I thought about it and I was like, what if I was Jewish?

What if I was me but Jewish?

No, nothing.

Okay.

Well, now it seems weird that I even mentioned that.

Well, we'll take it out.

Dan Soder is Jewish.

No, not that.

Just mentioning...

I think you can convert to Jewish.

All I'm saying is he's doing well, and then you're like, oh, yeah.

And then it looks like passive-aggressive that I said anything.

No, I got a text, and it was of bad news, too.

From who?

From my doctor.

What do you say?

No, I didn't get a text from my doctor.

You got a text from your girlfriend, and it's like, we're out of coffee.

And then it turns out.

She's not at home, she's at work.

All right, but it's some domestic issue that's not like a big deal.

It wasn't related.

The dog ate more of my period.

It was about the dog's blood work.

Yeah, that's what I said.

The dog's job eating, period.

that was the dog that was the

dog's blood work

the dog got a little bit of blood work done yeah was it from the vet yeah i have to pay a fucking shit ton of money now oh yeah two thousand dollars to get a hematoma drain from the ear you could have done it yourself i feel like i just take a needle yeah

It's probably safe.

They probably boil the needle or something.

I could do it.

Light it with a get a big lighter.

You should get a dominatrix to do it.

Yeah.

They seem like

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Just be like, pretend it's someone's penis.

Pretend it's someone's penis and balls.

Yeah.

And just a little stiletto in my dog's ear?

Yeah, instead of a dog's ear.

But

yeah, but dogs, the blood works fine.

The blood, the thyroid is fine, and then the lump is fine, but we have to get the surgery.

It's fine.

The dog's fine.

It's a dog.

Well, two days ago, you're saying the dog might have cancer.

No, it doesn't have cancer.

Yeah, so it's good.

So try it.

Guys, it's a dog.

I shouldn't have even taken it to the vet.

What is it?

What?

I'm going to fucking take it to the vet forever?

Yeah, yeah.

I've taken it to the vet one time in eight years.

This is the second time.

And that was to get her pussy sealed shut.

So she can't have kids

with,

you know.

With the chihuahua.

It would be very funny.

It would be very funny if you saw a little guy humping away.

Yeah.

At her dumbass.

Well, they do that.

Sometimes you see a dog and you're like, what is this?

They're like, oh, it's a

great chewane.

Like, what do you mean?

They're like, it's half chihuahua, half great Dane.

I'm like, how did that happen?

Yeah.

What do you mean?

That sounds like it's a rape.

Yeah.

I mean, it sounds like it's a violent rape.

It sounds like a mangly type experiment that someone committed.

It sounded like someone was having a little bit of fun.

So that you could put fucking like a Scotland Yard dog in your purse.

Yeah.

Some like demented fucking

sickness.

You could solve British mysteries on the go

with your fucking Chihuahua Great Dane crossbreed.

Yeah, it's bizarre.

The best is when they mix a corgi with a dog that has the same it has the same body but a different head.

Yeah, but it's a different business.

The head of the other dog.

But it's just the legs.

All they get from the corgi is the legs.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like a German Shepherd with a corgi.

It's like a corgi husky.

It's very funny.

Yeah, yeah.

They have that stupid body.

Yeah.

Yeah, that, I mean, why does it only work out that way?

It would be better if you had one dog's head on another dog's body.

Show me the camera.

It's funny.

Yeah.

Yeah, they're funny.

Yeah, Corgi Husky, that's a good combo.

Golden.

Golden

Retriever Corgi.

It's just the other dog's head.

It's very cute.

And in the same coat, I think, or something.

Corgis are stupid dogs.

They're really dumb looking.

They're really fucking dumb dogs.

My friend's stepdad was a dickhead and he used to yell at us for disrespecting his pool table.

And he had he was a corgi man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And we'd be like, fuck you, Bob.

Yeah, that's always weird.

Look at this fucking idiot.

Yeah, really stupid.

Yeah, he'd be like, you're fucking he'd get mad at us for disrespecting the pool table.

I guess there were not a lot of fun in his house.

He's a good man.

Yeah.

Anyway,

so let's talk about this Lizzo situation.

What do we think?

What are we thinking?

Guilty or innocent?

You decide, America.

America decides.

I'm sorry, I just got more emails about the RSS thing with Spotify.

Okay.

Alright, so uh

so Liz O'S in the news?

For some reason the accountant uh I guess included

whatever.

It doesn't matter.

A bunch more money to the government.

From yesterday?

From the situation.

For a separate separate thing.

For a different thing.

For a different reason.

Okay.

Yeah, anyways, yeah, the Lizzo thing.

Okay.

All right.

Oh,

culture.

Yeah.

I can't wait to fucking talk about it.

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You know, if there's anything else.

We ought to talk about it.

If there's anything I love, it's fucking talking about

culture

all day long, fucking constantly, every every single day.

I can't, I, oh, Lizzo's being me too'd?

Great.

I can't wait to fucking podcast about it.

Yeah.

I can't wait to say something.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Hopefully, this is the end.

Hopefully, this is the goddamn end.

This should be the last.

That should end it, right?

This should be the last.

This should end it.

People aren't going to seriously go home to what?

Thanksgiving dinner and be like, did you hear Lizzo shove the banana in her fucking employee's pussy?

You're not, that's done.

We're done with it.

It should be the last one.

Yeah.

We need, like, there needs somehow both, like, they need to get both Biden and Trump out of this election, and we need to have the most, like, it just needs to be two boring wonks.

Washington needs to go back to being the most boring shit.

Just people running.

Hands reclining against Matt Iglesias.

Yeah, right.

Not even.

Not even.

People that don't have Twitter, like, just fucking...

Just, yeah.

You can keep the same politics.

It can be like a psycho-fascist guy, but it's got to be like Trey Gowdy and

Huma.

That would be perfect.

Yeah, that'd be good.

Yeah.

No personality.

Huma, why do you want to be president?

I don't know.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Because I think we need to, you know, I don't know.

That would be, I could, yeah.

Just so people turn it off.

Just turn it off.

Just go watch a fucking Barbie movie.

Yeah.

Go watch a Barbie movie and don't think about whether it's feminism or a critique of feminism.

We need to ban criticism also.

It has to end.

Yeah.

It's too much of the same.

It's this weird combination now where everything is subject.

And I feel like it's their fault that Lizzo did this.

Everything

is subject to cultural criticism.

You have to read into fucking everything.

We also live in a time where media has never been dumber.

90% of entertainment is just fucking mindless garbage.

But then you get people like, well,

is the new Wonder Woman movie actually like a Trotskyist.

It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

This is supposed to be done.

Somehow we can't.

We have the worst combination of everything.

They decided everything is baby movies.

Everything's baby movies, but then we also have to think critically about the baby movies.

We have to think about it if the baby, what the baby movies mean.

They're just baby movies.

They're just for babies.

Anyways, so this Lizzo thing.

All right, let's get into it.

I guess we got to talk about it.

Did you hear what the allegations are?

Fat shaming.

Lizzo was fat shaming.

They forced one of her backup dancers to eat a banana out of a stripper's pussy.

Shocking.

There was another one that was a virgin, and she was, apparently they

talked about it on social media, which I guess is a type of shaming.

What do you think about it, Adam?

Say something.

Say something.

The whole world's watching and they want to know

your take, good or bad, dumb or smart, it doesn't matter.

As long as you fucking say something, they'll click on it.

And then hopefully we can sell some ads.

Got some.

Sell some ads until until until the workers get what they want.

Until we get what

until we get some of that CEO pay, that juicy CEO pay, and then everything will will be right, right as rain.

Well, that's why we need to get the actors back in the middle.

We'll focus on Lizzo.

I mean, it is very funny to imagine her like, like girl bossing people while wearing that like

whatever that remember that

pair of pants she had her ass.

The Yosemite Sam like fucking

just assless chaps she had on.

Those Looney Tunes pants?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Imagine her being like, look, we run a fucking tight ship here.

And I don't want any of this tomfoolery.

And she turns around.

She's just ass.

Just big ass.

Yeah, just hanging out.

Yeah.

You know, I just, I was a fan.

I was a fan.

I was first on board.

I didn't even know she was fat.

I just like the music.

Yeah.

You know?

I took a DNA test and I found out that I'm 100% the bitch.

A bitch?

Yeah.

I found I'm 100% a bitch.

Yeah.

You know?

Is that one of her songs?

I think so.

Yeah.

And, you know,

I was on board.

But I thought you said you were a little bit country.

No, it was a little rock and roll.

Oh, okay.

So how are you 100% a bitch if you're a little bit rock and roll?

You can be a rock and roll bitch.

No, those are two different things.

No, you can be a bitch, you could be a lover, you could be

a child.

A child's mother.

Well, child isn't really specific.

You could be a sinner, you could be a saint.

That was my problem with that song.

I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm a child, I'm a mother.

It's like, well, child is, that can be boy or girl.

So maybe you should have spent more time.

Daughter.

Yeah, as you could have said, I'm a daughter, I'm a mother.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover.

Lover, too.

That's not specific to women.

I guess that song just proves that women can't write music.

And that's supposedly what she's like, you know,

I hear that song, and I'm like, okay, well, what other women are saying they can do something professionally?

It's like, I know very little about songwriting, but I know that that's wrong.

Yeah, I'll tell you something, Kenny Loggins

wouldn't have been so sloppy.

I hear that song, and I'm like, so this is the best female musician in the world.

Yeah, they said she was number one.

This is the best one that you have.

And this is wrong, right or wrong.

I listen, I got the, I went on rap genius, I look at it.

Yeah, incorrect.

Wrong, incorrect.

I have my

red marker I ruined my laptop with by writing wrong on the screen.

And it also serves another purpose.

That way, if I'm ever caught looking at gay pornography in public, I'm like,

I'm editing.

I'm saying it's bad.

I'm saying it's bad.

Not watching.

I'm saying that it's bad.

Yeah, I don't know.

Who were we even talking about?

Yeah, Lizzo.

I don't know, you know?

It's just, I'm just tired.

Yeah.

I'm just fucking tired.

But if you, at the start of the Me Too movement in 2014, if you could step up, if you could bill and Ted your way back there and be like, hey, you want to know how this ends?

Lizzo fucking making people eating pussy bananas.

I think we would have let Louie keep working.

Yeah, and they're like, what do you mean?

Lizzo, the world's greatest female musician?

Yeah.

This has turned her into a monster.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

She was 90 pounds back then.

Yeah.

It is funny online, though.

You see people that are like, see, you can't trust any celebrity.

Probably the celebrities.

Well, statistically, I think most of them are fine.

Yeah.

It's probably an accurate cross-section of just general popularity.

Right, yeah.

That's not very fair.

Yeah.

You know?

I don't think, who's who's the guy from Fargo.

What's his name?

William H.

Macy?

He's on doing pussy bananas.

We're not going to find out he has a sex dungeon.

No, I don't think we are.

No, he's probably into like paper-mâché.

No, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just thinking about him committing suicide and boogeynets.

His wife is riding that guy's dick in the driveway.

Yeah.

That poor guy.

Women do be doing that, huh?

Yeah.

Well, whatever.

That's the world he got into.

Lizzo,

here on our show, we don't...

Well, look right at the camera.

We don't, like...

We don't think anyone's story is.

You gotta be careful of that.

You abuse employees.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

With who?

Like, you kind of...

You, like, abuse people around here.

I've seen it.

I have my comedy.

But I have to pull them aside and be like, he doesn't mean it.

But that's but.

Some of these these kids that shoot the show are eight, nine years old.

You can't be talking to them like that.

Yeah, but that's like...

I thought everyone's like, oh, that's Adam's thing.

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

They were like, he's a bitch, he's a lover, he's a child.

A lot of them are crying often.

You do?

Me?

I feel bad now.

Yeah, no.

You're dealing with that?

That's not your job.

Well, it is.

I'm dealing.

Yeah.

I'm the executive producer of the show.

I get all the bad news emails about

technical issues

and all this accounting accounting stuff.

Have you killed stories?

Going to press?

About toxic workplace?

No, no, no, because I think at this phase that'll help us.

Toxic Workplace would be big for us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Adam Freeland's pussy banana in eight-year-olds.

Uh-huh.

What is Adam Freeland?

I've never heard that name before.

Yeah.

Oh, you mean the racists from Taylor Swift?

Mm-hmm.

I think, honestly, I think the whole Lizzo thing is sort of a psyop to

distract people from the banana discourse of two weeks ago.

What was that?

The argument as to whether or not we would have bananas in our socialist global socialist utopia.

Because there'd be no reason for

Latin America to export bananas to

the United States.

So you would have to give up your bananas.

Shut up.

Yeah.

Shut up.

Ah!

We just want to make a talk show.

Yeah.

I just want to talk to people fucking...

But I don't even even know what the politics people want anymore.

Will you have bananas in this fucking communist space planet?

We don't have health care.

We can't go to the doctor.

That's what made all of this popular.

Is saying people need health care.

An old Jew was like, you should go to the doctor.

You should be able to go to the doctor.

And then it's now Lizzo's putting bananas in people's pussies.

Right, I know.

The fucking butterfly effect of this is this.

What is it?

Is it a human centipede or a butterfly effect?

It's the combination of the the human centipede and a butterfly effect.

It's just people shitting into each other's mouths and then the shit of the shit being grosser

and somehow resulting in these

in the writer's strike.

I'll tell you over that Lizzo, whatever that they were talking about, there's a lot of beef on that offensive line.

I'll tell you that.

They got some big...

They got some big.

Oh, in the lawsuit.

Yeah, some legal experts are calling it the fattest lawsuit they've ever seen.

They're calling it

quite possibly the fattest lawsuit that the

I would say if the if this lawsuit decided to put together a football team,

they could take on the Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah, if it goes to the Supreme Court, they're going to have to call it the Nacho's Bell Supreme Court.

Nachos Bell Bell, what is it?

Nacho's Bell Grande.

No, what's the Supreme one?

The Enchilada Supreme.

There's a Supreme sub.

The Supreme just means with sour cream, right?

Yeah.

I don't even got a Taco Bell for lunch.

Yeah.

I just thought Taco Bell and the Lord.

Taco Bell catch at the top and then just like all of the women being like, ooh, the Supreme Court.

Is it going to be Latin night?

Chips and salsa disco ball.

They just pull a disco ball out of their pussy.

Now I'm glad Lizzo told me to put that in there.

I'm glad I have this disco ball that Lizzo forced to carry around in my push for a week of Latin?

We love her.

We love her, folks.

We love her.

And listen, we don't think your story is finished being written, Lizzo.

Yeah.

Okay.

I believe in let-live Christian.

And I believe in forgiveness.

I brought this up, too.

Somebody said it to me, and they said it to me like they were like bringing me hot gossip or whatever, but they said

that somebody that they know worked with Oprah on something, and Oprah had gone to the bathroom and left, and they had to go in after Oprah, and and Oprah left unwiped turds in the toilet.

And I was like, that is such a disrespectful thing to go around saying, first of all, I doubt that happened.

Wait, there was no toilet paper.

That she just left shit in the toilet.

And it's like, the amount of good Oprah has done, you know?

I was in an elevator with her once.

Yeah.

And I was always like, this bitch, who cares?

She's just telling bitches to read books.

Yeah.

And they just listen to her.

But why are you going to take shots at Oprah like that?

And I was in the elevator with her once, and

she's amazing.

Yeah.

She makes

it's exciting to be standing by her.

I understand.

I understood immediately.

I was like, whoa.

She's like,

she's incredible.

Who the fuck said that to you?

I can't remember, but I remember immediately just.

They just shut their fucking mouth up.

Yeah, don't tell me that.

That's fucked up.

It's just exciting to be around her.

Yeah.

It's probably like what it was like to be around old Slick Willie.

You know Caleb, what Caleb told me about his mom?

Did she fucked Bill Clinton?

No.

She was a life.

She shook his hand.

Lifelong Republican, shook his hand one time, has voted Democrat the rest of her life.

Yeah, you know, apparently he killed Sam Kinnison because Sam Kinnison and him fucked a 14-year-old girl together in Arkansas.

And Sam Kinnison was going to tell the world.

Oh, we haven't talked about this Obama scandal.

Did he killed his chef?

He killed his gay lover, and and he has a band-aids and a black eye and he drowned his gay chef lover in the pool.

That's what they're saying.

Yeah.

That's what uh now that I believe.

You know, that is nice to go back to like it's just a nice Obama try to cover up being gay scan, like

conservative internet.

I what I would have loved is that's just

all of the old conservative that feels cozy.

All the old like uh that was like the beginning of like the wild accusations is the Obama stuff.

And I guess you could say some of the Clinton stuff is wild, but it is also like,

you know,

the Clinton murder list or whatever.

You have to be like, okay, how are all of these people dead?

And it's like, it should at least warrant joking about it.

Yeah.

You should at least be like, well.

Come on.

Yeah.

I mean, the craziest one was like the fucking, the, the, the, the most recent one I can is the Loretta Lynch thing is like during the she's dead?

No, so when Comey was investigating the email thing during the last election

Comey had to recommend charges or not to the Department of Justice and right before that happened there was a meeting between like Bill Clinton intercept Loretta Lynch on a tarmac at an airport in Alabama or something and he's like whispering to her and like doing this or something

And then fucking people are like, what the fuck is this?

You know, and he was like, oh, we just talked about our grandchildren real quick, which that doesn't make any sense.

You mean you just went up like, I have three grandchildren and you have two.

It doesn't make any sense.

I don't know.

We weren't there.

So then, of course, the reporter that broke that story killed himself.

One day later?

No, a year later.

He killed himself.

Well, that's a year.

I know, but still,

kind of

falling on hard times i mean it's very funny

it's very funny but when i'm saying the obama stuff that's when it was like just like crazy

that's why it's nice that he drowned his he's a he's actually a wizard you know it's like all right his wife is as a penis and yeah michelle obama is actually donkey kong

and i mean it's just it's a wildly like you know the picture of him with a bone through his nose which the hillary clinton campaign not the bone through the nose but the turban one.

The turban one.

They were the ones that disseminated.

They were, they were,

they were definitely

their fingerprints were all over the Obama's a Muslim thing.

In fact, it's probably Hillary Clinton that's killing all these people around Obama.

Being like, well, let's see how he likes it.

Let's see how he likes the accusations.

And then Bill's like, but Hillary, we are killing these people.

He's like, shut up, Bill.

Yeah.

Why don't you go get more of the most trash pussy possible?

A Hill staffer.

Yeah.

A Capitol Hill intern.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was kind of...

He got the opposite of Tiger, because Tiger was also getting fives.

Yeah.

And everyone was like,

it's his private information.

And then Tiger, the second he starts, we find out he's getting sixes.

But the Obama stuff, that's what I love, is all the gay sex accusations.

It's always gay sex with with it.

It's gay sex, but the setting is always like, oh, he's in a helicopter.

This is a helicopter pilot that's like,

we're looking at

wind speed 15 knots.

Look at it, we got quartet fuel levels.

He's in an Apache.

Yeah, yeah.

What's your ETA for arrival before refuel?

Echo that.

Command base, we'll check back in with you in a second.

Let me see if the package has assessed the duration of his mission.

One second over.

Excuse me, Mr.

President, are you done having gay sex in the back of the helicopter?

Yeah.

It's going to be about another five minutes before I finish sucking this guy off.

Yeah, the Eagle has confirmed five-minute

countdown until he swallows cum

and we can land the helicopter

on the south lawn.

Time to have discreet gay sex to blow off some steam from signing bills all day long.

And now the best way to do it, go up into a fucking hot air balloon above Times Square and fuck a bunch of guys in Hindenburg.

Yeah.

That's airships.

Yeah, airships.

If he brought back airships, we would have known that.

Yeah, the first guy, I forget the guy's name, like Gary Sinclair, I think maybe his name was.

Yeah, have you seen that guy that's like Larry Sinclair?

That gives those interviews where he's like, I had sex with Obama.

That's him.

Yeah, that guy.

Yeah, Larry Sinclair.

He wrote like an Amazon self-published book.

He was like, and then I sucked his cock in the back of a limousine.

And then I sucked his cock, and then yeah, and then he, I think, I saw an interview with him in Dinesh D'Souza where he's like, see, that's the thing.

I think Target should have a separate Pride Month for just that type of gay.

This should be like close

gay liars yeah just the psychotic gay liars psychotic gay liars yeah

he's great

yeah i fucked george lucas

third grader sure

just chewbacca being like what i guess i'll vote republican back

i guess i'll vote for the fucking guy that wants to put people like me in jail

It's nice to have a quaint

Obama.

It's also like, does that work?

In their mind, does that work?

Do they think that there's like somebody

that's a registered Democrat.

Then I, you know, I like what Obama had to say about the economy.

But he did suck that Saudi royals cock in a helicopter with crack money.

Yeah.

That was the other thing, that he was doing it for drugs.

Yeah, right, yeah.

That he had, to, he was like a

street hoe.

Yeah.

He was a common crack whore.

Yeah, so personally, I just.

I don't know if I can support that.

Yeah.

I mean, drugs, doing it for drugs.

If he was gay and just exercising his gay fantasies, that's one thing, but

doing it to fuel a drug habit.

Yeah, if he was like fucking holding hands with some guy in Better Home and Gardens magazine, it's like,

all right, he's just gay.

They're trying to make him out like he's party monster.

He's at Studio 50.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was wearing a big pair of wings and he murdered some guy with a hammer.

When's the last time you watched that movie?

I don't know, like 15 years ago.

I tried watching.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I really got to stop vaping.

It's gross.

Hopefully I can soon with the new we did pick up a new sponsor.

There's a new sponsor.

But this isn't the read, so it doesn't matter.

They're not even going to hear this.

But yeah, it's not a vape.

It's just flavored air.

It's a great product.

Yeah.

That is it's going to be great.

We'll save it.

We'll talk about it next week when we have

we need to make sure we nail it because Freeze Pipes was not happy about

They were disrespecting the product by turning the packaging into a Batman mask.

Who's it?

Sorry, we don't.

Sorry, you take.

This weed company is going to be the laughing stock of the internet now.

Jesus Christ, man.

We can't win.

We gave them 20 minutes.

You can't win.

I'll tell you, the only way to win in this world is to be a guy named Hunter Biden.

That's goddamn true.

That guy's never lost.

Why do they call it a sweetheart deal?

Like the prosecutor.

If you sign a lover's land.

Can you go on a date with me?

Like, what the fuck?

They're going in there.

Do you like me?

Yes or no?

I'm going to read your notebook to you.

Sweetheart is just such a weird thing.

Yeah, like Hunter Biden's wearing a poodle dress.

Yeah, exactly.

They're going to a software.

Yeah, can I take you to the Bach Social?

After our sweetheart dealer?

Right.

I'm taking Hunter Biden out to Lookout Landing to kiss his pussy and ankles.

I just spilled coffee all over myself.

Yeah, that's alright.

That's fine.

This coffee is sponsored by McDonald's.

The coffee is sponsored by McDonald's?

Yeah.

This coffee is...

Brought to you by McDonald's.

Brought to you by McDonald's.

I am like,

I literally just watched 600 Pound Life over and over again.

Like, I just watched.

It's the only thing on television.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I was watching a woman eat McDonald's hash browns.

Or maybe it was a big fellow, because they always have the enabler.

How many do they have?

The enabler was like,

well, McDonald's, what do you want?

It was his sister's husband.

And he's like, let me get six cheeseburgers and non-hash browns.

I was like, okay.

you know, and then he comes back with, you know, that amount of food for this guy.

But, yeah, McDonald's hash brown, classic road trip meal.

It is really good.

It reminds me of my uncle.

I had one this morning.

Yeah.

Along with my McCafe.

Yeah, McDonald's hash brown is good stuff.

Simple pleasures in life.

It was a beautiful day outside.

It still is.

I woke up.

I woke up to bad news.

I was pretty upset, and then I went outside and I said, you know what, man.

Yeah, it's okay.

It's been a bad week.

Yeah.

It It has been a bad week.

But tomorrow,

we have a huge guest coming in.

So

yeah.

But the next episode of the Adam Freeland Show will be out imminently.

I'm going to be working all weekend on it.

Well, there's the interview, but we've got to shoot this other stuff and

that's going to be

a struggle.

And then the one after that, that's going to be the biggest one.

You think there's any way that we could talk after?

What?

That we could just make use of the crew tomorrow

that we have coming in for the interview?

Possibly.

We'll talk about it after.

Budgetary,

budget-wise, it's

that's the thing where it's like I don't mind spending the money if it's like we do the thing right.

It's done right.

Whatever.

This entire show is just

an investment,

which is fine.

We had zero overhead for six years.

Yeah.

It's like

a lot of people.

I'd rather lose

a point in my life where I look back and I say, like, okay, well, yeah, maybe that was like a failure financially or whatever, but I did, you know, we did, we took the swing.

Yeah.

Can you imagine how much it would suck if we had just tried to continue doing Calm Town?

Yeah, we would have felt.

That would have been really terrible.

Yeah.

Just doing stand-up and doing the same podcast.

Yeah.

Anyways.

Yeah.

Anyway.

What are you going to do?

We're very lucky.

But your brain is still your brain.

You can never escape that.

That's true.

And there's always going to be.

But guess what, guys?

Pickups.

We have a lot to be

a lot to be thankful for.

No, I just want to get these episodes out.

I have

when you said that 600-pound life, if it were come town, you know what I said?

What?

You're talking about the uh Lizzo trial?

Oh, yeah.

Why wouldn't you just say that now?

Well, say it now.

What do you think uh 600 pound life could be a good life insurance company?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm actually insured by 600 pound life.

Oh, I'm with Matt Rife.

Yeah, yeah.

Or I've met Matt Rife.

Matt Rife?

Yeah, I've met Rife.

I've met Rife myself.

In case any paying hammers are me.

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When I signed up for Matt Rife Haft Insurance, I knew my family were very, okay.

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Dragon Naki Dampre.

The sushi restaurants are getting crazy.

You want to talk about inflation.

Take a look at the prices of the special rolls at a sushi restaurant.

They're like $18.

The dragon fucker roll.

Yeah.

And it's just a shrimp tempura roll with avocado in it.

Dragon fucking roll.

That's all it is.

That's all it ever is.

The special roll is always, oh, we added shrimp tempura to another.

And we draped an avocado, sliced avocado on top.

And then we put Godzilla sauce on it.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, which is just reduced Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Yeah, it sucks.

Yeah, terrible.

Let's go with the classics.

Yeah.

Good old classics.

Nice little tuna avocado, nice little salmon.

Salmon avocado, spicy tuna.

Come on, don't fuck around, guys.

Yeah, I gotta see a dentist, too.

I think I have to go to a we have a dentist down the block.

I think I gotta go to an oral surgeon.

I have to get my wisdom teeth out to get this tooth pulled.

Really?

Yeah, the gum has been receding for like 10 years now.

So you're gonna be missing a tooth?

I don't know.

I don't know if I have to get, like, I might be able to.

Last time I went, and this was three years ago, they were like, yeah, if it gets worse, then you can go see an oral surgeon and they'll just like stitch the gum back together.

But I was like, well, can you give me a referral?

They're like, it's not really at that point yet.

I'm like, well, it looks like it's at my jawbone, so I don't know.

Yeah.

There's a dentist a block away.

All right.

I went to those people.

That's like a

they have like a bunch of offices around New York.

Oh, that's like that with that like

like

what do you call it like a reductive

It's like dental, but it's like DNTL.

No, it's a

what's it called tend?

Tend?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'll just duct.

You do what I always did in the past.

Go to Groupon and find like a $50 cleaning.

They give you headphones and they have a TV on the ceiling.

Your teeth are looking in good shape.

Dude?

Yeah.

They're all right.

Mine are fucked up.

I haven't been in a while.

But I have to get my...

whatever.

Yeah, but there's a place a block away and they have a...

You can just watch Seinfeld and get your teeth cleaned.

It's kind of nice.

Right off.

Yeah.

And

if you pay $100, they'll gas you.

Gas you up.

Yeah.

You have to tell them.

that you need it.

I never get the gas.

I've gotten it.

That's pretty cool.

Oh, boy.

It's pretty cool.

I feel like I'm at a dead show, you know?

I feel like I'm down on Shakedown Street and having a little

ice-cold fatty, you know?

What else is going on?

I thought maybe we'd get more out of this Lizzo thing.

You know.

It's kind of just funny at face value.

It's a headline.

Yeah.

Oh, Trump's indicted.

Didn't they already?

Leprosy is now endemic in central Florida.

What is endemic?

It means it's like just there permanently.

But it's not pandemic?

No, that means it's everywhere.

It's like pansexual?

This one's cool.

A property owner returns home and finds a new $1.5 million house on his land.

How's that...

Wait, returns home?

Like he missed it?

No, somebody just...

went to this guy's property and started building a house there for themselves

and then he found out that it was on his land?

Yeah.

So he just gets to keep the house?

I feel bad for this Lizzo lady.

But people are really happy that

it seems on Twitter that like

black guys are really happy about Lizzo getting cancelled are is are they yeah this is I mean this house is boring it's

pretty boring a municipal error it seems like there are a lot of memes with

guys

guys

you know putting up like Kobe with a championship trophy and stuff

yeah I mean it is very funny if if

the culmination that they've been waiting for.

It starts with Lizzo and then in five years it's just going to be like fucking the head of CBS being like, this beautiful young actress raped me.

That's how.

That's what we have to do to get the movies good again.

Yeah, right.

Okay?

We found out guys that we got rid of the pervs and the freaks.

Yeah.

And they were making the best movies.

Yeah.

Okay?

So they needed they need to play a little bit

doing the

Uno Uno reverse on the Me too.

I mean, how funny it would be if that was a good thing.

I mean,

that happened with that lady.

What's her name?

The Italian lady that was dating Anthony Bourdain.

But she was like a huge Weinstein accuser.

She was like one of the head Weinstein accusers.

And then

it turns out she...

A lot of vagina?

I think a lot of

fashion.

Yeah.

And then it turns out she had like an affair with like a 16-year-old boy.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was a, what was her name?

HR Gento.

Yeah.

No, they got that YouTube lady.

Oh, yeah.

Miranda Sings.

Yeah, my sister texts me.

She's like, you have to be very careful.

And I was like, why?

And she's like, Miranda Sings got in trouble.

And like, you guys could get in trouble for anything.

And I was like, what the fuck are you talking?

We're not texting 16-year-old boys or girls.

What is she talking about?

I thought she said racist things about black people.

No, she was texting kids?

Maybe, but we do that shit, but that's the product.

That's what they do.

My sister is like, yeah, you just have to be very careful because there are people that will cancel everything.

You can't cancel Exxon for selling gas.

Oh, they're selling fucking petroleum products.

Yeah.

Those cause cancer.

We're destroying the planet.

We're a vape juice company.

We're trying to sell poison.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, Miranda Sings

got in trouble.

And then I saw five seconds of what her live show is.

And it's her just basically IRL scrolling.

It's her rapidly going through all of the characters that she does.

And I'm like, that looks fucking exhausting.

It looks like hell.

Yeah, that looks truly terrible.

Oh, my God.

In certain ways, I feel bad for the...

the people.

And I guess we kind of, we're podcasters, so we're kind of like this weird,

like we're like the modern-day equivalent of old radio guys, you you know

so okay no Adam text us

oh

okay thanks for letting us know what

potential big ol' get is in New York City another

yeah wow there'll be five episodes in the can that we have out and then that'll be like our release schedule till the fall almost yeah if we might be able to get our whole fall lineup yeah yeah we can if we can just uh bang these out and drop you know one of these these bigger ones every two weeks you know try and pick it up pick up the pace I will I will reach out to that person after the show

it is kind of my hope that this

I mean not my hope it would suck but if this special fails yeah and then I can't do the road then I would have I would be forced to just work on this full time

yeah why not show would be better I mean would you have a lot more time

seven days I mean well I can actually I can say it on the show why not why can't I I say it on the show?

Guess who's in New York City?

James Bond.

Lizzo.

Pretty close to James Bond.

Okay, let me think.

He's got a great body.

He's tall.

Handsome.

Knows a lot about politics.

RFK Jr.?

No.

Barack Obama?

No, it's more exciting than that.

It's better than Barack Obama.

It's not just Chris Cuomo again.

He's a popular internet fixture.

Oh.

How does Ginsburg know about that?

I don't know.

You just text me if Hassan is in New York.

Guys, Hassan Piker will be coming on the Adam Free Ledge Show this weekend.

This way, Hassan has come to New York to do the Adam Freedmen.

Hassan has come to New York to

do Adam Free Led Show.

Hassan has been playing this trip for months.

There is no way.

Guys,

we've had a little cat and mouse, but he's been flirting.

And guys.

He's out there right now somewhere looking for the show.

We'll text him.

We'll let him

in the studio is Hassan has finally made the trip that he's been saving up for months.

He said he didn't have it, he said it was the tickets were expensive.

It's so hard to get a hotel.

A lot of people go after Hassan.

They say he has all this money, but they don't understand that if you're a Twitch streamer, you're legally required to spend $2.8 million a year on Funko Pops.

Yeah.

On toys.

Yeah.

On toys.

He'd love to be doing the show, but he's been too busy building a fucking H0 replica of the Slave One, Boba Fett's ship.

Yeah.

Which is necessary to be a Twitch streamer.

This is to buy a quarter million dollar model replica of

Oscar Isaac's penis.

Yeah.

So he could have a scene in the deleted scenes from.

So you can make a video that says, all caps, I bought Oscar Isaac's penis.

He's like, yeah.

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

That's what YouTube is, basically.

So yeah.

Shout out to all the new games coming to Nintendo Switch.

Plus, we talk about

factory.

Will there be bananas?

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

It is very weird.

Anyway, so Hassan, thank you for coming to New York.

And guys, if you are listening to this,

just let him know that you appreciate him for coming to New York to come on to do the Adam Freeland to do the Adam Freelance show yeah yeah okay well that'll probably wrap it up again I'm in Chicago this weekend and if you're in Boston the Wilbur Theater towards the end of September and folks Washington DC you can go to mull.dog slash live dash shows and Washington DC on August 24th to 26th I will be there and Nick and I will both be at town hall November 8th to 2023 let's sell that cocksucker out.

It's a big-ass theater.

It's going to be fun.

Co-headlining.

We'd love to see you come out.

We'd love to see you.

Folks, we love you.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks, guys.

Bye.

I'm going to DM them.

I'm going to DM them.

Dude, we heard you were in New York to do the Adam Friedland show.