The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 11

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Hello, and welcome to yet another episode of the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

I'm with Nick.

Um

Nick Mullen, the Prince of Persia.

Nick Mullen, the

hello.

Oh, hi.

How's it going?

What are you playing games?

No.

Talk about what's going on.

Come on.

Adam Freeland Show.

Well, we've had a very busy and productive week.

Robert De Niro, actor Robert De Niro.

His grandson died.

And he's also expecting a child

to replace the grandson?

That was fast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

His one son has autism.

Fun Robert De Niro fact.

Al Pacino?

Al Pacino De Niro?

I'm confused.

He has a son named Al Pacino.

Oh, he has a son, Al Pacino Di Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni No.

Alpi De Niro is Robert De Niro's son.

That's true?

Yeah.

Alpi.

That's a cute name.

It's named after.

His full name is Al Pacino.

A-L-P-A-A-C-I-N-O.

Al Pacino.

Pacino is his middle name.

No, his first name is Al Pacino.

Al Pacino, one word.

Yes.

Oh, that's cool.

Like a...

It's got a little flavor on it?

Sure.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

His one son has autism.

Well, he's got a new one on the way.

Good for him.

So Robert De Niro's son has autism.

Fun fact people forget about Al Pacino

is

he was a

Al Pacino the son or the actor?

Huh?

The son, Al Pacino, or the actor?

Robert De Niro's son has autism.

And fun fact about Robert De Niro

is that after his son got autism, he became a he was an anti-vax guy.

Before COVID.

He was.

Him and Robert Kennedy.

Uh like together around the same time.

Yeah.

Oh.

It's Robert Robert F.

Kennedy Jr.'s son, J.

F.

K.

Jr.

J.

F.

Kiss Jr.

Kennedy Jr.

J.

D.

Kiss Jr.

No, it's

Robert F.

Kennedy Jr.

Kennedy Jr.

is his name.

F.

Jr.

Yeah.

Robert F.

Kennedy Jr.'s son's name is John F.

Kennedy Jr.

Kennedy Jr.

F.

Kennedy Jr.

And the F is for

father.

Father.

Because he's named after his father.

So he's named after his uncle.

Yeah.

John F.

Kennedy Jr.

F.

Kennedy Jr.

is his full name.

It's Robert F.

Kennedy Jr.'s son.

Yeah.

And he got autism.

And then they changed his name to Bilbo.

Bilbo.

Bilbo Jr.

Oh, oh.

Yeah.

After he had autism.

Like as like a prank or something.

To make it easier.

Well, he was like begging.

If you had a son that was mentally disabled and he was trying to learn his name and his name was John F.

Kennedy Jr.

F.

Kennedy Jr.

It's confusing.

That would be hard.

And he'd like see on TV, he'd be like, is that me, that man from the olden days?

They'd be like, no, that's your namesake.

That's my uncle.

Yeah, that's

your name is

John Franklin Delaner Roosevelt Kennedy Jr.

Franklin Delaner Roosevelt Jr.

Scooter.

No, Bilbo.

Bill Bow.

Bilbo.

Bill Bow.

Bilbo.

Yeah.

And you have a kid too, on the way.

Yeah.

Schmeagel.

No,

Robert Downey De Niro.

Robert Downey De Niro Mullen?

Robert Downey De Niro Jr.

Are you taking his last name?

He's named after Iron Man.

Shit.

That's pretty exciting.

Yeah.

He's named after Morton Downey Jr.

and Robert De Niro.

So his name's Robert Downey Jr.

De Niro.

You know, it's great, because Nick doesn't really talk about his personal life a lot.

So I'm sure the audience is happy to see you opening up.

How about Robert DiGiorno?

Uh-huh.

And it's not delivery?

Yeah.

That's pretty good.

You know, I heard

Barack Obama had a son.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know what he named him?

DiGiorno Obama.

Robert F.

DiGiorno Bilbo Obama.

Obama's son should be named Bilbo.

That's not his name.

Barack Bilbo.

It's Muhammad.

Okay.

What?

Nothing.

It's the most popular name in the world.

Muhammad.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

So he went with that.

Do they still get mad about drawing the Prophet Muhammad?

They do.

They do.

Yeah.

for sure.

Obama gets pretty mad about it.

Remember when that was like a revolutionary act?

Yes, for

a French

boomer cartoonist.

What happened to Charlie Hebdo?

Huh?

The Taliban killed them or something?

You know what happened.

What happened?

You know what happened.

What do you mean?

No, there was a big campaign, Jesuit, Charlie.

Why don't you talk about what's going on in the news?

I said it.

Robert De Niro is having a kid at his advanced age.

You know, and one has to think that the kid, he's not going to be there for a graduation to give his son his first dance, his first father-son dance at the wedding.

Yeah.

You know, I guess that son's probably never going to meet the parents.

This is pretty good.

Because he'll be

dead.

He'll probably pass away.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He'll probably, um,

he'll probably need a godfather.

He wasn't in the godfather.

Oh, he was too.

Yeah.

He'll need a godfather, too.

He should have called it Godfather Junior.

Why is that?

Because it's the second movie.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then Godfather.

Sorry, you're right.

They shouldn't have called it that.

No, I didn't say that.

I didn't say they shouldn't have called it Godfather.

It's a great idea.

And they don't do it with movies.

You know?

If there was a sequel that came out that was was Junior, people would see the poster, they'd be like, That's clever.

So,

because he's not going to be around,

the kids probably going to need a godfather too

that will still be alive.

How about the Godfather 2 movement?

Yeah, like you, you, you put me in this movie, and I have to suck your dick.

Oh, my God.

Okay,

like, uh,

oh, that they...

That they had sexually assaulted the cast of the Godfather?

I don't know.

Okay.

Um...

Well, we can keep going with this.

I'm going to get some water.

I have water right here.

Well, it seems like...

I don't know.

I thought the Godfather 2 thing was good.

It is a scorcher today.

You're still mic'd, Nick.

you gonna how's he doing out there he's looking good yeah

you wanna

do

you want to come back out for the

did I do something wrong what we can get him cooking before

he can find something to light a fire under his ass yeah light a fire under his ass let's get him motivated and then

I can come back out and I'll do a protfall.

Well,

you know, I'll try the

Godfather thing again.

I like it.

I feel like he's talking behind my back.

Big two.

It does it all the time.

You get this window that

does it all the time.

I'm hearing there might be a new switch.

There's a new switch?

That's what you're saying.

Like a

read-off is.

Like a switch.

No switch to the show.

You know, with better graphics and all that shit.

I also want to get a PS5.

Hassan Piker sounds like a deaf person saying hundreds of people.

He's reading my jokes.

Pretty good.

No, he's reading myself.

He had Robert De Niro III.

This is the stuff I had for the show.

News, Star Wars, The Dial of Destiny.

Well you know I wrote down, I was thinking, he said he was talking to Hasan Piker before the show.

What's that what?

So I said, you know, I'm writing down my notes and I said, Hassan Piker kind of sounds like

a deaf guy saying

Hunter Biden.

You know?

You can imagine a deaf person

like, have you heard about Hassan?

Are you

talking behind my back?

Or one way or the other.

He's such a gossip.

He's such a fucking gossip.

He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, when he's going to, he immediately

just

goes to the notepad.

He always says, like, what are you wearing?

He's actually like a fucking gay man.

Oh, he's starting to heat up.

He's mean.

He's like the queen of meme.

He's calling me the queen of meme.

We've done like such great things.

We should be feeling good

about ourselves.

It should be fun.

It should be fun.

You know?

He's saying we're doing good things.

It should be fun.

What are you talking about?

I want him to not worry about this.

I want him to get into the news.

We're only doing this because we have a read today.

He's going to get there.

We'll find someone.

After this, I'm going to be at the studio for probably eight hours working on the next interview with Adam, busting my ass.

It's true.

He's feeling sorry for me.

No one realizes how hard I work.

What's he saying?

I mean, sure, I didn't work for 34 years.

No one realized how hard he works.

I decided to start

working

with

the lazy.

It's a confessional now.

It's like he's talking to his priest.

Yeah.

He doesn't have to do this.

He could just talk about the news.

There's a lot of stuff going on.

He's on cocaine in the White House.

Get to the headlines.

Yeah, there he goes.

We did that yesterday.

Now he's going.

It doesn't matter if we did it yesterday.

This is a developing story.

Just prepped for this.

I know he's doing like a meta bit where he's off stage and

Adam's repeating what I'm saying.

I know what you're doing, but like

I'm trying to figure out who did the quiz.

This was thrust on me like a fucking podcast.

This is a good idea.

You can say all this stuff.

He's going to have to listen to this podcast, I know.

All right.

We're just doing our own podcast back.

Here's a.

I don't think it's ever been done before.

Oh, really?

Two podcasts at the same time?

Yeah, groundbreaking stuff.

And one of the hosts doesn't even know that the second podcast is going to happen.

Yeah, we should just have our

thing separate.

I do different audio channels anyway, right?

Yeah,

so you know, the people who want to listen to the.

Meta and Google, if you want to tax us every time a link back to a newspaper appears on our site, we'll run the links.

Canada, okay, then

we won't advertise with you anymore.

Can you hear yourself?

How much money is that?

$10 million a year?

Meta plus Google 2020 revenue $300 billion.

That's a tweet from Benedict Evans.

Just listen, you're right.

And he's linking to an article about

Ottawa pulling

their advertising on Facebook.

Yeah,

no, I like that.

That's a good way to do it.

The only thing we need to vape back here.

Are there any more of these crackers?

I'm only feeling it.

So in other news, social media giant Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Thread has launched

a new text-based Facebook platform called Thread.

This is the same as the others.

These are like water crackers.

And this is a

Target brand red pepper helmet.

That salsa was nuts.

It feels mean because

it was wild, but it didn't foul that.

I could leave the show too.

I thought it was a mild.

This helmet is no good, though.

Hey, you gotta have a dip.

You know?

It tastes like feet.

Two can play at this game.

That's an old

feet.

You wanna say to Adam agreed?

No.

Does he feel like I'll go back up?

Yeah, I'll go back out there.

I went to the beach this weekend?

No, I'm gonna go back out there in a minute.

I just want him to get, you know, kind of fired up.

How do we

get him butter out?

He's not gonna get it.

How does Bill Bird do this alone?

He's got to get

him.

Tim does it too.

Yeah, it's pretty impressive to do this alone.

Yeah, I need to do some of his stand-up bits.

I need a friend that's funnier than me.

I don't know.

What's he saying?

I'm like, oh, I'm gay.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm gay.

Yeah,

we'll push him.

He'll find him.

If you just let him out there, it's kind of a sink or swim sort of thing.

Yeah, just just have him do some stand-up.

I mean,

I mean, Burr kind of does that, you know?

Yeah.

I feel like you oh, uh-oh.

Oh no.

Wait, now this podcast is going somewhere else?

Yeah, I don't know.

Where's he going?

He's his his lab's gonna cut out, right?

Eventually, yeah, yeah.

I may have to cut him off.

I might have to cut off the original shirt.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, let me bring the crackers out there.

I'll feel like

awful.

Fucking terrible.

Good afternoon, and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show

Control Room Podcast.

Adam has stepped out of the room.

I hate myself.

Ginzi, how do I sound?

This should be the best.

Adam may be in the bathroom.

I'm not sure.

I don't know if we'll continue with that format or not.

I'll tell you this, folks, it's very hot in here.

So

hopefully we can find a way to cool off.

Now, work on jokes for the show.

I want to talk about the Hunter Biden's cocaine.

But

I've been told that we've already discussed this

on the premium episode this week, available at patreon.com/slash T-A-F-L.

So, we won't be talking about Hunter Biden's cocaine.

I was hoping there'd be more information by now.

I guess they're trying to get fingerprints off the bag.

I guess he just

wasn't that recently shown to be bullshit, the fingerprint technology?

Wasn't that one of these things the FBI was just making up that they know how to do?

Like, they're doing it with like bite mark patterns.

They sent a bunch of people to jail over bite mark patterns.

What?

I got one.

You got one what?

A joke.

What do you mean you got a joke?

About the news.

What?

Britney Spears was allegedly slapped in Vegas by NBA player Victor Wembinyama's security.

I guess he took Hit Me Baby one more time literally.

Yeah.

Hit me baby one more time.

I didn't even know she wore glasses.

Adam, do you want to do that joke again for the white chamber?

Like where?

Like here?

Go to the edge of the stage.

But the lighting's very bad.

You see me?

What's that?

Okay.

Brittany Spears, we all remember her.

She was slapped.

allegedly in Las Vegas by security

that worked for Victor Wembanyama, the new number one pick in the NBA.

I guess he took Hit Me Baby one more time literally.

Yeah, it sounds like she was being toxic.

Yeah.

Good.

Yeah, it sounds like she was being toxic.

What's that?

It sounds like she was being a real genie in the bottle.

That's Christine.

Are we going to do the show?

Yeah.

You know.

What do you mean?

But you just left in the middle of it and you were talking behind my back.

You were giving me zero.

But I wasn't giving you zero.

What do you mean?

You were cheering me up.

You've been giving...

No, you've been giving me zero all day.

No.

Yes, you have.

You've had a goddamn attitude all day.

And you know you have.

Can I have my my

I went to Staples.

I parked the car

After we ran an errand

in the garage and you just walked out To carry this stuff back to the studio.

What do you mean?

It was a small shopping bag.

You didn't wait to walk down to the studio together.

It's gotta be- It's basic, basic.

It's gotta be 200 degrees outside.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

I got fucking sensitive.

Do you know how many times?

Sensitive electronic equipment.

Do you know how many times you've done this thing where we've walked on the street and you go 10 feet ahead and I have to chase after you like an abused woman?

All right,

if you want to have this conversation.

Yeah, let's have this conversation.

If you want to talk about people who do not understand fucking sidewalk etiquette?

What do you mean?

You notice that we'll walk this way and you'll just keep fucking

you're like a like a

you know

I don't want to say anything racist, but somebody trying to exit a highway.

Good one.

I'm not making a fucking joke.

That's what you're doing.

You know my feet are pronated.

You walk in front and then you slow down and you bobble your stupid.

No, I wait for people to pass because there's a lot of hustle and bustle in New York City.

No, you just walk in front.

You do it all the time.

You just walk right in front.

I have to walk in front of you.

Walk in front of who?

Anyone you're walking with.

Was that absolute fabrication?

You want to talk about etiquette?

You want to talk about etiquette.

Yeah.

I don't.

You brought it up.

I'm saying we're talking about.

Bizarre.

We're back there.

Bizarre.

Being supportive.

You weren't being supportive.

You were crapping on me.

No, we weren't.

Ginsburg, back me up here.

Not crapping at all.

Yeah, Ginsburg record.

Stay on the wide.

Ginsburg, come out here.

Who's going to watch the audio?

Stay on the wide.

All right, who's coming out here?

What were you guys saying back there?

You're lying for you.

No.

See if I'm going to sink or swim.

We didn't even use those terms, sink or swim.

I said, Adam will find something that he'll get fired up about.

No.

You went to the bathroom.

I heard you whisper, whisper, whisper about me in the other room with Gisberg, one of my best friends.

I was asking about the new Nintendo Switch.

He doesn't know video games.

I mean, this is insane.

This is all on the record.

What do you say?

We're having dueling podcasts.

Left ear, Adam Friedland Show, right earlier.

Control Room podcast.

We started our own podcast.

And we kind of gave the audience, you know, the opportunity.

The option.

to

do it.

You can pan the audio left or right.

Alright.

Well,

I mean, you want to play with the fucking big dogs?

No, you want to do the control room podcast?

I'll do no, I'll do.

I'm off camera.

I need to.

I'll do the switching.

You don't know how to do the switching.

Yes, I do.

It's button.

No, you don't.

What do you mean?

You're going to break it.

No, no, you.

Honestly,

this morning when you said, do we have any extra codes for Da Vinci?

I want to start editing the show.

I've

been getting booked.

God forbid.

God forbid.

God forbid.

God forbid.

God forbid.

God forbid things work more efficiently.

God forbid we can put out episodes faster.

You think that would be efficient?

With you getting fucking chocolate and boogers all over the fucking file.

Do you know that you can't do that to a file?

It's inside of a hard drive.

Oh, really?

What was the thing you said?

You came over, we were working on something technical.

And you came over and you were like, Yeah, this ought to be good.

You were like, So, what this is all, this is all solid state, right?

You use

the word

you heard, you heard who I heard it from?

My dad, but it's even more embarrassing.

Well, I forget who I was.

No, he said

he said uh Mac is now all solid state.

I was like, that sounds smart.

Yeah, it's a solid, yeah.

But that was, what did you say it in reference to that has nothing to do with anything?

The Lissy hard drive?

No?

No, it wasn't a hard drive.

It was something else.

I know what I said.

It was like a vacuum.

No.

You're like, was it every is everything solid state now?

No, that wasn't what it was.

No, we were up late editing and

the MacBook Pro, or the Mac Pro was crawling.

And I said, are these upgradable?

Or are they all solid state?

state things?

Because in my mind I thought solid state means everything's soldered together

and you can't replace parts.

The computer is monolithic.

Well like Max you can't you can't like upgrade RAM or something like once it's been built.

Yeah and it was in the middle of yeah we've been working for 10 hours.

You hadn't.

What do you mean I hadn't?

No, I was at the studio for like

no, it wasn't.

We were no, it wasn't.

We were in the studio.

We were in the Edit Bay and the computer was fucking crawling.

And I said, can we upgrade the computer so it runs faster?

Can you just don't you don't have to turn everything into a fucking

Come on, dude.

Into a what?

You're acting like this is your sleepover and people aren't respecting your toys.

I wasn't a we didn't have a toy house.

Okay, well can you just please hand me the vape, please?

Not until you say sorry.

I'm saying, please.

That's better than fucking sorry.

Can you please?

No, you have to say sorry about the stuff.

I didn't say sorry about what?

I didn't do anything wrong.

About being rude all day.

I have not been rude all day.

You've been rude all day.

No.

Yes, you have.

I went in.

We ran errands together.

You're in the car.

I tried to talk about the show.

You said, how dare you question?

How dare you be interested in the show?

I've said

in my proprietary domain that you have nothing to do with.

And then I said, what do you mean?

Why is such an unspeakable?

I could help out.

I could find a location.

You shouldn't talk about being rude.

You're publicly defaming me.

You're making these wild accusations.

It's not defamation.

It's publicly misrepresenting things.

No, it is.

No, it's not defamation.

Your interest in the show is asking me about something that hasn't been written and I don't know the answers.

So I say that.

But we can come up with ideas together.

We will eventually.

No, that's different than two people in a car being like, what's the loose understanding of what we want to do for this one thing next week and the following week and what days do we have to do it those are normal practical questions

that you respond to as if as if I'm literally asking to see your penis you're putting the cart before you're responding as if I'm like pull your pants down and open your bunch

and I'm violating your walking

You're walking into the kitchen, you're sticking your fingers in the pot, you're tasting.

Oh, it needs salt.

And I'm like, already, I'm not.

I never said anything needs salt don't worry about it there will be salt added when it's right

Jesus Christ fucking princess you you're the one you're the princess you're a princess

you're a princess belly aching you're an absolute fucking princess just belly aching constantly projecting what do you mean bellyaching I you know I have digestive issues bellyaching projecting I'm not projecting

malingering you could be polite you could be nice I am polite You're not.

I said, please, may I have the vape.

That is

not what I'm talking about.

No, this has everything to do with you.

That is not what I'm talking about.

Your perception of me when...

Look, it's not perception.

Perfection.

Perfect example.

I go back, I have a polite conversation with Ginsburg about the new Nintendo Switch.

In your mind,

oh, we must be disparaging you.

We must be saying awful things about you.

Yeah.

And we're not.

Because I asked him, he said.

No, no, you're right, dude.

You're absolutely right.

There is no evidence of a track record.

We have no track record

where you would potentially disparage me to other people behind my back.

You mean

a character that we were playing?

No, in our real lives.

Who have I disparaged you to?

Our friends.

No.

We mutually laugh about your idiosyncrasies.

That's not disparaging.

No, that's fine.

When our mutual friends

sit around and everybody's saying, did you see Adam picking his nose?

You can make fun of picking nose.

That's it.

That's the extent of it.

No, it's about personality flaws.

Adam doesn't have bones.

No, it's about personality flaws and being

a committed human being.

A weird sort of slime man.

You can say anything you want about any of that kind of stuff.

That's all the conversations are.

No.

No one is ever attacking your character.

This is what I mean.

No one is ever attacking your character.

I have stood up for your character multiple times.

When someone says Adam eats, not even solid boogers, but snot.

I say,

I say, I haven't witnessed it myself, but that may be true.

But he is my good friend.

I don't care about that.

No, you just said you care about that.

No, we just came.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Can I please...

You're being, this is, I mean, I don't even do.

Be nice.

Just be nice.

I'm being nice.

No, for the rest of this, be nice.

I've been nice the entire time.

No, you haven't.

You haven't been nice.

What have I said that's been rude?

One thing.

What have I said?

All day.

Tell me what I've said.

I just told you what you were doing.

No.

You have to tell me what I did.

You're fucking rude.

No.

You have to tell me.

Oh, my God.

This is like, this is what boyfriends and girlfriends do.

Tell me how.

Maybe in your relationships.

That's every relationship.

It's like

maybe you and your boyfriend fight constantly.

You know, I don't have a boyfriend.

Well, maybe if you did, you wouldn't be so cranky.

You're the cranky one.

You're the grump.

I'm not a grump.

You're the grumpiest grump I've ever met.

I'm not a grump.

Yes, you are.

No, I have a reserved affect, and that's misread as grumpiness, which I could sit here.

I could sit here and feel sorry for myself.

I could bellyache and say, oh, people misread my expressionless face.

I'd have just a resting bitch face.

That's not what I'm talking about.

That's 100% what it is.

Everybody thinks I'm just this miserly guy when I have very simple pleasures in life.

I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

So do I.

And playing the new Zelda on Switch.

That's it.

That's all I need.

What about you?

My litter box has been breaking every single morning.

I wake up, the cat piss and shit on the floor.

Yeah.

And

how do I react?

Oh, well, I'll clean it up.

And then I go about my day and I don't let that affect me.

Now a grump would not, that would, that would, that would be the end.

The grump would kill themselves.

If that was every single fucking day.

I've seen you get mad at inanimate objects.

That's what you should get mad at.

That's which you should get that's first of all, you should be allowed to get angry.

If you don't get angry, then it's it comes out in other ways.

Everyone

once it once a month you should get an oscillating fan and just destroy it.

Just smash it to pieces with a baseball bat.

Why wouldn't you do Darth Vader in the fan?

What do you mean in like Black Sheep?

Yeah.

Because that doesn't really sound like Darth Vader.

You're not doing Darth Vader, you're doing Black Sheep.

That's not who invented it.

It's a thing that people do.

No.

It's from that movie.

That's not who invented it.

Sorry, it's Tommy Boy, not Black Sheep.

Is it?

Yeah.

Such a good movie.

It's so good.

When he comes back and Denny, he gives him the job.

He has the office.

Dad.

Yeah.

He goes,

I am your father into the fan.

That's pretty funny.

Yeah, it's a good movie.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah.

The way he acts right after his father dies,

and they're playing.

He's on the sailboat?

He's on the boat at the end?

I think they're at the...

No, they're at the funeral and their bagpipes playing Amazing Grace, and you just see his face, his facial acting.

he would have won an Academy Award.

Well, I mean, what do you mean he didn't?

He would have had he not died.

No, that was a movie.

He was in a movie.

That's what you get an Academy Award for.

What are you confused about?

Well, you say his performance is so good, he would have won an Academy Award.

You win an Academy Award

for being in a movie.

You know that I wasn't saying

Tommy Boy will win the Academy Award.

Yeah,

you know what I'm saying.

He didn't win the Academy Award.

I'm saying that he had the chops had he not died, tragically, to be

Philip Seymour Hoffman.

He would have been what?

Does the Academy work for what?

Tommy Boy 2?

Junior?

Tommy Boy Jr.

Hey,

I'm sorry about the junior thing.

That was a good idea.

And I gave you nothing on it.

And I'm a fucking man, and I need to own up for my shortcomings.

I'm not looking for for an apology.

I don't give a fuck.

I'm not saying you are looking for one.

I want to apologize.

I don't need an apology.

I'm not saying you need one.

Then there's no point in apologizing.

Then it's just for you.

That's not how apologies work.

Maybe it's important for me to own up.

So again,

it has nothing to do with anybody else's needs or wants.

It's still me, me, me, me, me.

That's worse than not apologizing.

How do you turn an apology into me, my, my, uh...

Because I said, I don't need an apology.

And now you're saying,

oh, I don't care.

I don't

care what you need.

I want to apologize.

Why is everything about what you need?

You're saying that.

Why can't someone else take ownership for their behavior?

Because it's not necessary.

Why?

Why are you the arbiter of what's necessary or not?

Because you're apologizing to me.

Right.

So I don't need it.

If I borrowed your car.

You would borrow my car.

If I did.

But you didn't.

And I was drunk.

You wouldn't.

You wouldn't borrow my car.

You have your own car.

Let's say I did.

But why would we say that?

I'm trying to give you an example.

An example of what?

What's it an example of?

A fantasy?

Just some...

It's a thought exercise.

But it's the exercise.

Well, you don't know yet.

Okay.

If I borrowed your car.

You wouldn't.

That's the answer.

The exercise.

And I got drunk, right?

And it was scratched.

This is like an insane hypothetical.

It's a hypothetical.

It's like, okay, what if I could fly?

What?

What if I could fly?

What if I was...

What if I drove a car?

What if I was flying?

What if I had the ability to fly?

Okay.

And then I traveled back in time.

Would you be mad at me?

You know that's stupid.

That's what you're saying, basically.

No, I'm saying, what if I borrowed your car and I scratched it?

Why did you need to borrow my car?

Because my car was in the shop.

Okay?

And I had to go pick my

kids up from school.

In this hypothetical, I have kids.

Okay.

And I'm happy.

And I returned the car to you scratched, right?

And

I told you at first that it was already scratched, right?

Me taking ownership and responsibility later on to be like, you know what, that's not a good friend move.

You don't own the car.

I own the car.

Me

coming to you and being like, you know what, I feel really bad that I lied to you.

I feel really bad that you said that a sequel to a movie should be Junior.

That's a good idea.

And I'm like, you know what?

A better friend would have been like, you know what, Nick?

That's a good idea.

Let's say, okay, fantasy scenario, you borrow my car, you scratch it.

And then I don't care, right?

Yeah.

Say, I don't care.

We live in New York.

It's going to get scratched anyways.

Yes.

And you say, well, I want to apologize for it.

I'm like, it's not necessary.

And then you very publicly say, everyone, I'm going to apologize to Nick now to show what a good guy I am.

And I say, this really isn't necessary.

The crime isn't the scratch.

The crime is that

I didn't tell you I scratched.

You're lying.

The lie is the crime.

The crime in this instance

is that lie that

it wasn't a good idea.

You knew at the time.

I knew it was the best idea I've ever heard.

And you lied about it.

It was a lie.

So you're a liar.

I am taking

responsibility.

But the problem isn't that you're...

There's not a

responsibility-taking issue here.

It's that

you can't stop lying.

I just thought it was a really good idea and I didn't say it at the time.

Yeah, sure, that could be like a omission.

Is it a full-fledged lie?

No.

What are we even arguing about right now?

I don't know.

You're the one that wants to argue.

I don't want to.

I just thought we were going to,

you know,

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There's a bunch of news stories.

All right, let's get to the news.

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There's a new Barney coming out.

They said this time it's sexier.

I don't even think it's sexier.

It's supposed to be...

There's a full penetration sex scene in it.

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Are his ears messed up?

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What causes that?

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You're going Rodriguez?

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They're also taking bets on whether the cocaine is Hunter Biden's or not.

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Do you think we're going to find out who the cocaine belongs to?

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It might have been some guy that was going to work and he's like, oh, fuck.

I still have Sneeze from last night in my pocket.

Yeah.

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I'll put it in my Kobe instead of throwing it out.

Yeah.

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Joel, I've got a really good idea.

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Well, um, what do you think about Brandon Moreno versus Alexandra Pantoa?

Hmm.

That one's a real toss-up.

Alexander Pant uh Panto.

Damn, these names are hard.

Yeah.

Can't they have like normal names?

I think I struggle with anything right now.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's see.

Um

yeah.

Are they good?

Huh?

Which one has a better record?

I don't know.

This guy looks like a wedding photographer.

He's got great abs.

Yeah, this guy looks like he just owns a coffee shop.

Yeah.

The silent killer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's crazy that you can be in UFC and have that haircut.

The Pierce Brosnan.

He really does look like James Bond.

Yeah.

I'm betting on that guy.

Voting for him.

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And then this is what happens with his hair.

Yeah.

Yeah, you fight somebody and then

you get blood and your hair gets messy.

That's your guy for this one.

Yeah.

Robert Whitaker.

And Joey says Robert Whitaker is his favorite.

Oh, whoa.

Yeah.

I'll rock with Joey.

How the blast you know about that, man animal?

Oh, it looks nothing like Forrest Whitaker.

But it's his son?

no.

No.

No, I don't think.

I think

no relation.

But yeah, this guy this guy could not look anything less like Forrest Whitaker.

Maybe if his mom was white?

Oh, well, he keeps getting punched in the eye.

He'll probably have that the.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Is The Last KS Galin a good movie?

I haven't seen it since it came out.

We've had this conversation.

We have.

And I did the um I got like a

what's it called?

Telescreen rip of it.

So it was like somebody just with a video.

Oh a cam a camera.

Yeah, yeah.

Just it was someone with like a video camera in the movie theater.

Uh-huh.

So it was like really shitty.

You could see some guy's head.

Somebody just being like, please suck my dick.

Please.

Please just suck my dick.

I've always wanted to get my dicks out in the movie theater.

That'd be a good sketch

for us to do.

Yeah.

Some guy goes in

and then uh

then someone's cruising in the in the theater.

Mm-hmm.

He's like, pardon me, sir, could could I I suck your dick?

Yeah, this is why you don't write the sketches

I didn't mean that we should do that.

We just need to...

Why can't you bring the interview energy to me?

Why is it open?

You always save it for these...

Oh, Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'm so happy to see you.

Me, your business partner of 13 years.

Well, I guess.

Oh, yeah.

Great idea.

Spot the difference.

I'm going to say no.

Spot the difference, huh?

Seems like I'm a guy that gets along with everyone.

You're saying it's racial?

No.

If you sandbag Neil deGrasse Tyson the way you do me,

I don't think.

I did sandbag him.

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't.

No, I went to war with him, and I conquered him.

No.

Run the tape, dude.

We can talk about space.

I can talk about it.

You think I can't talk about fucking space?

Why am I someone in the interviews who's managed to get along with a diverse array of men, not a woman yet.

Yet somehow, right now,

what would the different variable be?

So you're saying it's my fault.

Yeah.

Then do the podcast with someone else.

I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying just be nice.

I don't know.

People don't want to watch this bickering.

They want to watch two guys being best friends.

They want us to be like, oh, we went to fucking see Indiana Jones last night.

No, we didn't.

It's been too hot to do anything

I'm just saying like they want us to be like oh and the craziest thing happened.

No, you come here just say I'm gonna borrow your car and destroy it to prove some point that was not the point I was making

one of these days.

I'm gonna borrow your car I'm gonna fuck it up and I'm gonna lie to you and say I'm gonna gaslight you and say that it was already destroyed

And all I can say is whatever I guess if that's what you want to do

It's your world.

We're just living in it.

Well, I'm sorry for apologizing.

I don't need an apology.

Well, I'm apologizing for the apology.

Okay.

Do you feel better?

Right now, no.

Why?

Because you're still being a bitch.

How am I being a bitch?

Because somehow it's

saying sorry makes me a bad person.

I didn't say

narcissist, self-serving.

Did I say any of that?

That's being implied.

No.

No, you're reading too much into things.

No, I'm not.

Folks, I'll be in Austin, Texas next week.

I'll be in Nashville that same weekend.

Well, I really need to sell these tickets.

I want to.

I'll be in Austin, Texas the 13th through the 15th at Cap City Comedy Club in the domain.

Please come out.

It'll be fun.

Plan to go to Lockhart

to shoot guns.

Classic Lockhart Drive.

Back in the cut.

Back in the cut.

And I will be in Nashville.

For everyone who's concerned about us,

this has been a social experiment.

A bit.

Who's concerned?

Well, they might see us.

They might

see there's discontent.

No, look, this is a nice thing about climate change is

this will come out today.

It's 200 fucking degrees everywhere.

So hot.

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows you can't podcast when it's hot.

It's true.

It's a million degrees in the city.

You could turn the ACs off.

With these fucking lights.

Alright, I'm going to finish the interview with Adam Russell.

What?

I'm going to finish the interview for the next episode, which hopefully will be out this weekend,

folks.

Right, Adam?

That's the dream.

Okay.

Friday.

Friday?

Well, tomorrow is Friday.

Sounds like I've got a lot of work to do.

We're not going to get it out by Friday.

Hopefully by Sunday, Monday.

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I'm sorry that I was...

I know you don't need an apology.

I won't look at you when I say it, but I'm sorry if I was a little bit sensitive or defensive.

It was a good idea, the junior thing.

Honestly, like breaking apart the form of podcasting, going in there, doing dueling podcasts.

I mean, I just, I was confused.

I didn't know what...

I thought you were embarrassing me.

And I thought, actually, it was a pretty novel concept and a good idea.

I don't know why you would assume that I would try to embarrass you.

I genuinely do not understand that assumption.

I don't.

What are you talking about?

It's frankly, it's absurd.

my hand.

No, do a better one.

What do you mean, do a better one?

You didn't.

First, why?

What's the point?

That's just how I shake hands.

You shake hands like this?

I'm not doing anything, I'm just shaking your hand.

No.

No.

It's a firm.

What does this mean to you?

What do you mean?

It's brotherhood.

I guess.

Alright, thanks for watching.

No, we're only 44 minutes.

Are we?

Yeah.

Adam?

Yeah, we're not even close to being done.

What?

Just not feeling it today.

Well, it's got to go out.

That's the way podcasting works.

Let's get a big one then.

And what do you mean, a big one?

Just one last big one.

Yeah.

Okay.

Robert De Niro.

He's having a kid.

What are some Robert De Niro movies?

Um

Midnight Run.

Ronin.

Ronin.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um

The Intern.

It's a shame Robert De Niro is in a movie called

Old Cum.

That would make this a lot easier.

Yeah.

There was a movie called Old Cum starring Robert De Niro.

Yeah, it would be like, I guess he used

his old cumulum.

Robert De Niro's cum is so old it's his son's gonna come out like

his the fucking Edward Norton's character in the score.

Yeah, that was good He's a guy just pretending to be retarded.

Yeah, yeah, that movie's awesome.

Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, when he's when they first introduce Edward Norton's character.

Yeah, he's like

Excuse me.

Yeah, excuse me.

How do I get to

the museum?

Uh-huh.

And then Robert De Niro's like, you go two blocks that way.

You know, and tells him, okay,

Okay, thank you, Nick.

You know, and Robin's like, the fuck did you just say to me?

He's like, I'm your partner on the inside.

I'm pretending to be retarded.

It's all an act.

Yeah.

I mean, it's absurd.

And then the movie's good.

I mean, it's like, it's crazy.

Like, that premise is ridiculous.

To sneak into a museum to steal some $10 million scepter.

It's not even that expensive.

You disguise yourself as the most memorable guy and

someone on staff.

That the security is watching like a hawk because they're like, he's going to bump into everything.

Yeah.

Well, not even that he's going to bump into anything.

His plan is to steal the thing and then disappear after.

And then it's like, oh, well, it must have been the mentally disabled guy.

The guy doing an incredibly exaggerated version of a mentally disabled guy.

We thought he was just being an edge lord.

Okay, Danny.

Okay, Danny.

Yeah, Brando's in that too, no?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Big old fat boy.

Yeah.

One of the fattest guys I've ever seen.

It's like a sneaky way for him to play like a radio character when it's not, because nobody ever brings that up.

You know, you talk about like actors that played mentally disabled people.

No one talks about Edward Norton in the score.

Right.

Because it was a guy pretending to be

mentally disabled.

You could really get away with a lot there.

Yeah.

It's an actor acting like someone acting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it seems like

it's such an absurd.

Can you imagine being a professional thief and one of your like there's a guy that's pitching like oh, what if I

what if I pretended to be mentally disabled?

Right.

There's one guy who's like, I'm the best wheel man in the business.

Yeah.

There's another guy that's like, I'm the best like...

lock picker in the business and the third guy's like I'm radio from the radio.

Yeah, exactly.

I have down syndrome.

I have down syndrome.

I pretend that I have mentally disabled.

Yeah, and they're like, he's the best in the fucking business.

Yeah.

We need this guy.

Right.

It's like, also, how did he even get the job in the first place?

Because usually somebody at that level would be like put there by some sort of like,

you know, like social services.

So did he have to go through this whole process where he creates a fake identity and then gets registered as a mentally disabled person

with the government of Canada

and then applies for a job, you know, and somehow gets it at this meeting.

It's not like a handicapped person can just go up to

the, you know.

Right, he has to be sponsored by a program.

You can't just go to the Met and be like, okay,

can I look after the Grand Brands?

And then they're like, oh, what's going to happen?

There are tax credits involved.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Still a good fucking movie, though.

How's he driving to work?

Yeah.

Yeah.

How's he dressing so slick also?

Edward Norton used to have the coolest leather jackets.

Yeah.

Like in that era.

Yeah.

He doesn't work anymore.

Brando's great in that movie.

Yeah.

He doesn't really move.

He's so fat.

Yeah, he's sitting down.

He's sitting the whole

time.

I don't think you see him walk.

I don't think you see his legs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I think he's probably just wearing a dipe.

Yeah.

A big old dipe.

Robert De Niro's character is awesome, though.

He has a nightclub.

He has a black girlfriend.

Just like in real life.

Just like in real life.

Yeah.

He was playing Robert De Niro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He has an autistic son?

He should have, he should have, his character should have the surprise twist at the end when he's on the phone with Edward Norton.

Robert De Niro is like, oh yeah, I got a surprise for you, Slick.

It turns out I'm actually disabled.

I was pretending to be not disabled.

I'm a disabled guy pretending to be Robert De Niro.

And everyone in my real life knows me as a disabled guy.

Dude, that would blow my fucking mind if I saw that.

I'd be like, how'd the...

Just use CGI to make him look like he has Down syndrome at the end.

He grips off the mask.

And it's just Robert De Niro with

Down syndrome.

The face kind of works.

Yeah.

What in the M-Night Chyamalin is this movie?

Yeah.

What a twist.

You talking to me?

Oh, okay.

Sorry.

Maybe he was doing it.

I thought you were talking to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was pretty good.

Honestly, it looks.

It's a very nuanced impression you're doing right now, just with your face.

I apologize.

I thought you were talking to me.

It's actually incredible.

Yeah.

A bunch of Oreos fall out of his sleeve.

Yeah.

You talking to me?

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Go to my Oreos.

Sorry.

Let's get my Oreos back, thank you.

Yeah, he just showed up to set.

We're putting him in the movie as a legend, but yeah.

Dude, that face is really good.

Do it again?

Yeah, they were just pitching the whole thing.

Everyone's like, maybe my character can pretend to be disabled.

And Marlon Brandon was like, Maybe my character can pretend to be hundreds and hundreds of pounds overweight.

And they're like, oh, that's a great idea.

Sure.

We love that.

We love that.

Okay, I'll get started.

You want to do it?

Here I am.

It's honestly, it's incredible.

Rabbit the syndrome.

Rabbit the syndrome.

Yeah.

Rabbit the syndrome.

Rabbit with the syndrome.

I don't want to do stuff like that anymore.

I know, we got to grow up.

Yeah.

But it's so good.

But we're talking about the score.

Yeah, we're talking about a movie that is inappropriate.

inappropriate yeah and we're highlighting uh ignorance

which is the basis of comedy right

is that someone uh

someone being dumb is funny the movie's awesome that whole sequence when he uh

who directed that movie was it may and gold

um

i

in my mind

no is it

Maybe it might be.

In my mind, I confuse it with Inside Man, which was Spike.

To me to me those were the same movie.

The score, two thousand one film.

Frank Oz.

Frank Ozzy.

Frank Oz.

Oh, okay.

Wow.

Crazy.

But yeah, that sequence when he actually steals the scepter.

Uh-huh.

They add cameras so he has to do this like weird thing and they cut the camera and drop behind the safe.

And the way he gets into the safe, he drills a hole in the top and then takes a taps the sprinkler line.

Wow.

Fills the safe with water and then drops like a M eighty in it.

And then, because you know,

water can't compress like a gas can.

Yeah.

It just fucking blows the door of the safe open.

So, pimp?

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

That's a really like

that's awesome.

Yeah.

And Yoda came up with that?

Yeah.

That's so sick.

Maybe one of the characters is retarded.

Retarded, you must be.

Yeah.

What do I have a character that's retarded?

Yeah, how does does he

did anyone let me look at reviews for this movie from when it came out and see if anyone like mentioned the absurdity of

Absolutely not.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess that's how Robert Downey got away with it because he played an actor acting like something.

Yeah

You have to add an extra layer

to get away with it.

No, no one cared about anything back then.

Yeah, confidence.

I'm scanning rotten tomatoes real quick here.

What percent?

63%.

99%.

No way.

No way.

Fresh?

Yeah, 99%.

Well, if they're all laudatory reviews, I would assume that no one criticized the

yeah.

Here is from Andrew Howe at e-film critic.

The

script's refusal to take any chances is the film's death now.

So, what do you mean, the refusal to take any chances?

One of the characters is pretending to be retarded.

That's the biggest challenge.

That's a real risk.

This is a huge risk.

What percent?

It was rotten?

63%.

Really?

That's what I guessed.

No, that's what you said.

I don't know.

Let me see what.

73%.

Okay.

That was ballpark.

Well, yeah, in the sense that it's a number.

You said a number.

It was within 10.

It's pretty good.

It's not within 10.

What do you mean?

It's over 10.

63.

You're right.

64, 65.

I know, it's 10.

67, 68, 63.

It's not over 10 either.

76.

It's just 10.

1, 72, 10.

You said over 10.

All right.

It is over 10.

73 is over 10.

That's 11.

It's within 11.

But within 10 inclusively, that goes to 72.

All right.

All right.

Nick.

Let's see if we can find...

Nobody is saying anything.

I need to finish the interview, dude.

Okay, end the show.

I don't, why are you yelling at me?

I'm not yelling at you.

Tell them.

Tell them.

I'm sorry.

You know, like when you have a creative partnership and you work so closely together, you know, we are like brothers.

The brothers.

We're like brothers.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

There's a closeness there.

Sometimes.

You want to go get Kangle hats this afternoon?

Absolutely.

Backwards?

Let's go get them and then come back and work.

You can go.

I have to work with that fucking Ginsburg.

We have to finish, dude.

So the answer is no, you don't want to go get Kangle.

I want to go hat shopping with you more than anything.

Then let's go.

That is a cherished memory that we have.

Let's go.

Do you cherish that memory?

When did we go hat shopping?

We went to Williamsburg.

We didn't buy any hats, though.

Yeah, but we tried them all.

We tried on hats.

That's not shopping.

Shopping implies that you eventually make some kind of purchase.

That's not true.

You go to the mall.

We went into a hat store and giggled.

What is window shopping?

We went giggling.

What is window shopping?

We went giggling.

What is window shopping?

We went giggling.

What is window shopping?

It means not shopping.

It means that you walk around you look at things

not shopping why is the word shopping in it because you're implying it's like it doesn't the activity shopping does not imply window shopping the whole point of using the term window shopping is to say that you did not go shopping you looked at things in the window if you said we went window shopping for hats which would also be technically incorrect because we weren't looking through the window we went

we went giggling which I think would be do you cherish that memory what do you mean, do I cherish it?

The memory of us and the hat store goes.

Why would I do it?

You're not dead.

The hat store is still there.

We can go do it whenever we want.

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