The Adam Friedland Show Retro Style Podcast – Episode 7

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Freedlinch of the podcast.

It's the Wednesday episode, free to the public.

I'm joined now by Nick Mullen.

How are you?

I'm all right.

What's going on these days?

We got

a lot of news to go through.

I'm thinking about

I'm thinking about a different time

in your life.

In this country.

In this borough even.

Manhattan.

In this city.

Manjatin.

I think I'm thinking at the same time.

It was a time

before the election of he who shall not be named.

I call him the N-word.

Donald Trump.

Oh, okay.

Good.

I realized after the fact that I should make it clear

who I was talking about.

Okay.

yeah, Yeah,

I forgot that it would be bad if you could get yourself in hot water.

Yeah.

But to me,

that's the real thing.

I never, you know, I've never used the n-word in my life, and I never would.

But I've never understood, because I can't understand.

Well, you said you call him, but I, but

he's like,

yeah, yeah, right.

Okay.

But

a type of person that ceased to exist and just became

a, um for lack of a better word a uh

like political activist.

And I was thinking about um

remember the the people that were uh

um

you know, they're like uh my whole thing is I live in the eighteen hundreds.

So, me and my fat girlfriend

we have a b like a phone with a crank on it and she Typewriter kind of people.

Yeah, typewriter people.

And what happened to all that shit?

Yeah.

Where did where?

Yeah.

You just have that in your apartment?

Now you have it in your apartment.

Yeah, you got the MacBook back.

You're tweeting all day.

2006 Williamsburg Vibes.

Yeah.

And then there's a closet somewhere with shoes.

With shoes you whittled yourself.

Yep.

Yeah, fl flapper kind of shoes.

Yeah, out of pressure-treated wood from Home Depot.

What happened to those people?

I don't know.

I think they moved upstate.

Well, one of them fired the other one, and the other one became, he started a podcast and then started the other half of the politics era of hipsterdom that eventually over.

You're talking about Call Her Daddy?

Yes.

Yes.

Gavin McInnes.

Yeah, fire.

I watched a documentary on the plane that they made about that era of New York called Meet Me in the Bathroom.

Oh, yeah.

It was about the strokes, L C D sound system, all that.

Yeah.

And I realized while I watched it that the only good band was the strokes.

I listened to L C D sound system and I think they should call this HIV sound system.

Yeah,

it's pretty bad.

It's bad.

It's bad.

They were telling the story, so he's like a nerd and then...

He also seems like he takes himself too seriously.

He takes himself so seriously and then he takes ecstasy at like 45 years old.

And he's like, now I understand the rhythms of

dance, you know?

he makes this song, I forget what the name of the fucking song is, and he shows it to the other guy from his label, and the other guy from the label says, if you release this song, I will quit.

And it's like all the lyrics are like,

you know,

it's just like hipster, it's like,

I, you know, like, I liked the earlier album.

It's like, but like, and he's like saying it just completely unironically.

The other guy says, if you release this, I'm done.

And they have a Chinese lady also.

They added the Chinese lady after that guy quit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Chinese lady seems cool.

Yeah, she seems cool.

We should get her on the show.

We should get her.

We need a female guest.

So, Chinese lady, L C D sound system, please come, please come on the show.

Yeah, that was.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chinese lady.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, please welcome.

What was this?

Oh, Am I Losing My Edge?

Was the name of the song.

Yeah.

And it's about how, like, am I not hip.

Did I shit in my pants?

Did I shit in my pants would have been a better song.

My pants are filled with shit.

Yeah.

And I've shitted my pants.

Yeah.

But yeah, so then.

I'm not cool anymore.

Yeah.

Yeah, because it's almost that was a more honest era.

It kind of.

Because all those people are the same.

They didn't die.

That era was all white.

It was shockingly all white except for Chinese lady.

Plus Chinese lady.

You could almost

say that.

And this is a bold.

TV on the radio with only black people.

Including the audience.

You don't have the Chinese-laded LCD sound system.

Does Donald Trump get elected?

I think no.

I know.

There is a butterfly effect.

Everybody thinks it's, you know, Obama gets elected, the Fox News astroturfs, the Tea Party, stokes, all this racism.

Then you have this monster that's unleashed in the form of Trumpism.

I think.

No.

You had Chinese-laded to LCD sound system, and then some guy in Tennessee is like, that's it.

That's the fucking line for me.

Yeah.

This is where I draw the line.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now you've crossed it.

Now my truck is going to have to move

pollution.

What's her name, like Esther Wang or something?

I thought it was Captain Jane Wang.

I got to look it up, though.

Esther Wang.

Should I get a spray?

It better be Esther Wang.

It's going to be bad if it's not.

Yeah, it's going to be really bad.

Esther, I like that.

It's like Easter.

Well, we said she's our favorite one in the band.

Makes me think it's chocolate.

Like she lays chocolate eggs, perhaps.

Do you think she does?

Do you think she lays eggs made out of chocolate?

I don't think you're signed up.

Nancy Wang.

Nancy Wang.

No, not close.

Nancy.

Esther and Nancy kind of like grandma kind of names.

Yeah.

Okay.

Like Nancy Drew.

I think I dodged that bullet there.

Yeah.

I think I dodged it.

Like it was close.

Nancy Drew, the only other famous Nancy.

Yeah, it's true.

And Nancy Reagan.

And Nancy Reagan.

Well, they should call her Nancy Wayne.

Yeah, Nancy.

That should be Nancy Reagan's name.

Interesting, if she were alive today,

she would be top 0.01% on OnlyFans.

OnlyFans.

You could do that with AI.

Get it.

Yeah.

You could get sucked.

Yeah.

In fact, I think the way out of this AI thing

is...

We got to go back to that monocle typewriter thing.

Well, you create a website that's just a show, and it's a sitcom, all AI-generated art, where

Michael Eisner is just being gang raped

for hours and hours and hours.

Friend of the show.

And then you use AI to generate his voice and all these things.

And then if he gets mad, you're like, no, this is the future of entertainment.

Right.

It's all written by robots.

The robots, you can't sue me.

The robots.

I saved you from the humiliation of

I used ChatGPT and this is what they said.

The input data set, I gave it a text document that says Michael Eisner being raped,

because that's the only thing I had on hand

that wasn't copyrighted.

Yeah, you didn't have your bag with you.

And then I said to ChatGPT, make me a TV show.

Yeah.

And this is what it produced.

So I don't know really who's accountable here.

And who was gang raping?

All the Disney characters.

All the Disney characters.

Yeah.

Slightly modified.

Yeah.

So it's

a brand new idea generated by the colour.

So it's not a.

So it's a mouse.

It's not Mickey Mouse, obviously.

He's got blue pants.

His name is Joofy Pluto, and he's a mouse.

And his penis is Felix the Cat.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And it, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, it's implied under the blue shorts.

Yeah, no, it's out.

Or it's out.

It's out.

Well, during the

sexuality.

It's always doing this.

Oh, like the clock.

The clock.

Which is not Felix the Cat, by the way.

What is that clock?

It's a separate brand that was created, I guess, in the 30s.

The

Kit Kat clock.

Yeah.

And it just looks like Felix.

And its tails.

Its tail doesn't.

That guy probably made a nice

change.

They're still in business.

They are.

Yeah.

The Kit Kat clock.

The Kit Kat clock?

You think we get Michael Eisner on the show?

Not after that.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our guest, the Jewish guy from the Disney Corporation.

I have a name.

We're sorry.

We're sorry.

I panicked and I blanked.

You panicked.

We really dodged a bullet on that Nancy Wang, but

we're back in hot water.

Who the Else's name is Nancy?

Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy Grace.

Nancy Grace.

I guess there's a lot of names.

They're babies.

Nancy Wang from LCD Sounds.

Oh, that's where this started.

That's where it started.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a bad band.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The strokes were the cool one.

The rest of them were really bad.

Yeah.

But they were having fun, those kids, back in 2004, right before the Vice offices opened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Strokes, that would be a good name for Ronald Reagan's band.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did he have strokes?

Or just Alzheimer's?

As a kid, did you think it was called Old Timers?

Did you hear that?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I thought it was.

He's got Old Timers.

Yeah, he's whittling wood on a porch yeah he's got old timers he's on a rocking chair yeah

yeah

i've been recently interested in buying a rocking chair yeah yeah they're nice i mean these are rocking chairs but i like you know i like something carved

out of some wood yeah did you go to any of these uh protests over the weekend

um

Protesting the Mario movie?

No.

Come on.

If you're going to do a joke, you can do a better pull than that.

Protesting the arrest of Donald Trump?

No.

He didn't get arrested.

He lost a civil case.

I mean, he got arrested weeks ago, but the Eugene Carroll thing.

I guess he owes her $5 million now.

Was she going to spend it on jelly beans?

She's going to go to Bergdorf Goodman's.

Yeah.

It would be very funny.

Get into a little bit of trouble.

Yeah.

It would be funny if she immediately just went to Bergdorf Goodman's.

Went on a shopping spree.

I'm back.

I'm back.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I my shelf all the wonderful hatch.

Yeah.

I mean, that's just part of Doroth Goodman.

You go in and the hatch.

You know, it would be great as a podcast.

You know that.

James Carol and Barry Busey.

They know they talk the same.

Yeah, they played that interview for sure during that trial.

For sure.

Was it televised?

The reporters?

I wish.

Yeah.

You probably have Core TV on that cable package you pay for.

I do, yeah.

I probably do have Core TV.

It's cool that drawing the courtroom is still a job

that you can do.

Sketching.

It's cool.

You got to be fast with that.

Yeah.

We were having difficulty.

Did you see how I saw how fast your Marge was?

Fast Mars.

That'd be funny if you got a job for a day

as a sketch.

A sketch sketch.

As a courtroom

artist.

Yeah.

Just draw everyone fat.

Yeah.

Drawing everyone fat.

Yeah.

Throw hundreds of pounds.

Drawing their tits out.

Yeah, yeah.

It's funny.

I'll say that's what I saw.

That's what I saw.

I'm an artist, so I'm interpreting what I see.

Yeah.

It's a representation of the business.

That's probably a job AI can replace.

His courtroom fucking cartoonist.

Yes.

Why you got fucking Jim Davis in the courtroom for some reason?

Why?

It's because you can't take pictures?

Why is that a job?

It makes as much sense to have a guy there

guessing people's weights.

Yeah.

It's just like a tradition or something, maybe?

Yeah, probably.

I mean, it's the same reason that, you know, judges wear robes and all that.

There's no reason for them to wear a robe.

And wigs.

Yeah.

In the UK.

Yeah.

They do that in Hong Kong, too.

Yeah.

And I think Canada, maybe, no?

In the Commonwealth, they do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, coronation.

What are, you know, what are we thinking about this?

King Charles.

Well, how do we feel about that?

It's nice to have a king again.

It it it feels good.

It feels good.

Yeah.

I think we should have

there should be a shogun and it should be a black woman.

Yeah.

The king of England should or the monarch of England should be a

black woman dressed like Shredder.

Yeah.

From the Ninja Turtles.

Yeah, with a long

sword.

Yeah.

That'd be cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shredder, What would her name be?

Donna Tello.

You got it.

That's it.

Good afternoon.

My name is Donna Tello.

You've reached a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

How may I assist you?

Oh, it is.

How may I take a call?

You've reached in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles customer service line.

Yeah.

This is Donna Tello.

Yeah.

You know it'd be nice to see the Latina age mutant ninja turtles.

Let me transfer you to my associate, a gay Puerto Rican man named Michelangelo.

That's good.

Michaangelo, you always eat at your desk.

Oh, we'll take care of you, baby.

Don't worry.

Oh, you always have snacks in your desk.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You think he's a snacks guy?

Yeah, he has like those

pretzels that are covered in yogurt.

Yeah, the diet, Nesley flips.

Yeah, yeah.

Diet.

I love that.

Yeah, he's trying to lose weight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can't do the chocolate anymore.

I need yogurt-covered pretzels.

Yeah, those are good.

They are good.

They're good.

Dips or whatever they're called.

Yeah.

Yeah, bring those back.

Yeah.

Until they're here.

What is a snack I always thought would be good?

Is you take a pizzeria pretzel combo, wrap it in bacon,

then you know, deep-fry it, and then put it-like, cover it in chocolate.

And it's called, I already have cancer, I don't care anymore.

It's called stage four snack time.

Okay, yeah.

Who else works there?

There's...

Mickey Mouse, and he's got Felix the Cat as his penis.

Leo Nerdo.

Oh, Leo, yeah, he's a computer guy.

He's the computer's guy.

He's a nerdo guy.

Or Leo Nardo, and he just has testicular cancer, so he's got giant balls.

That's good.

Yeah.

And then there's...

I love that.

You ever seen that picture in the Guinness World Records Records of that Indian guy who just sits on his balls because they're too big?

I've seen those.

He's got the swollen balls.

That guy's awesome.

That should be the king of England.

That guy's just constantly.

I feel like that guy, because if you look at the timeline, he was around at the same time as Gandhi.

I'm sure.

That's what got India its independence.

Yeah.

It wasn't Gandhi's protest.

Some British guy saw that and was like, oh, good lord.

Look at his bollocks.

Look at his balls.

Those are tremendous bollocks.

We're wrong about these people.

Fascinating.

Look at this specimen.

Oh, man.

It's crazy, too.

If that guy had been born just like 60 years earlier,

he would have just been kidnapped and put in a museum.

He'd be at the Natural History Museum, just in jail.

So people could look at his.

In a zoo, basically.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, you're going to jail at the Natural History Museum because your balls are too big.

Didn't we, we found out recently,

did we talk about that on the show?

But there was actually a human at the zoo in New York City.

I mean, that's one of those things that, like, that guy had the saddest life.

Yeah, it's the whatchamacallit or whatever.

It wasn't the whatchamacallit.

The what-is it is what they named it?

That was the P.T.

Barnum guy.

Yeah.

So there was a different guy who was sold into slavery, released, and then put it in.

It's just like the saddest life I can imagine.

That's one of those podcast guy tidbits.

Yeah, yeah.

Similar to the spider thing from

Wild, Wild West.

Yes.

You just be you can be a guy that looks like me.

You're gonna have a podcast.

You can be like,

Did you know this?

Yeah.

And then twelve-year-olds are like, Wow, this guy's a genius.

This is the smartest guy.

He knows about a thing from a Ken Burns document.

He has Wikipedia.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some people hate Wikipedia.

I love it.

You give money to Wikipedia?

Never.

I do.

No.

Why?

Why would I do that?

It's fucking serves a massive social

service.

It's knowledge for the world, for about everything.

Okay, well then a nerd can give the money.

Call me a nerd.

Not me.

Call me a nerd.

Yeah.

I'd give them money if they didn't lock articles.

The whole premise is anyone.

Everything.

Anything controversial they lock.

The whole premise is it's an encyclopedia that anyone could edit.

The fellow we had on the show yesterday was

a couple times in the episode came up that he hates Wikipedia.

Yeah.

People deface his Wikipedia.

We see eye to eye there.

I suppose we do.

Yeah.

Wait, I have sigs?

That's cool.

I didn't even know I had sigs.

You smoking Marlboro Lights these days?

Yeah.

Kind of like

I'm your new stepmom.

Yeah.

Yeah, that kind of thing.

Welcome to cigarettes.

Welcome to cigarettes.

Welcome to cigarettes.

It's stepmom time.

Welcome to cigarettes.

I'm your new stepmom.

Yeah.

That kind of thing.

Yeah.

What's your take

on the coronation?

Sorry, guys.

What's my take?

It's 3 p.m., so I'm ready for bed.

Yeah,

Nick's kind of on a retirement home schedule.

He gets up at 3.30 p.m.

or a.m.

I wake up pretty fucking early.

You're on the Wahlberg.

You're on the Wahlberg schedule.

Yeah.

Wakes up, prays.

I wake up, I clean up, the cat vomit on the couch.

It's disrespectful.

What?

Who makes them throw up?

She throws up on the couch?

Yeah.

Because she eats too much.

I thought you feed a little bit.

Yeah, well, she's old now, so I just let the

she wants food, I'll give it to her.

Icy's not throwing up.

Yeah.

Icy's a good girl.

Icy threw up yesterday and I walked her.

Dave just said that Adam's dog threw up.

Why didn't you tell me that?

I forgot.

But Dave loves that.

Dave loves cleaning.

Yeah, Dave is clean.

He was like, oh boy, a mess.

Dave is cleaning the concrete.

Yeah.

He's got a holster with 409 in it.

Yeah, putting a little spit shy into it.

Just a tiny little bottle of 409.

That's Dave's noise.

Yeah, like the dog whisperer.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, Cesar?

Yeah.

We got to get him on.

Cesar Gonzalez?

Cesar,

whatever his last name is.

César

Cesar Salad.

Cesar Salad.

I'm Cesar Salad.

My name is Cesar Salai.

Fight dogs.

My name is Cesar Crouton Salad.

This dog is

being bad.

He's being too bad.

It's too bad this dog is such a naughty boy.

This dog is a naughty boy.

What are your thoughts on the coronation?

I think fuck the royals.

feed the poor that's what i say yeah we should cook king charles and get him to you can stick your coronation up your ass yeah they're absolute nonsense i would love i would love to steal his clothes and just give them to a homeless person his fucking gold uh thing that they put on him is sick yeah it is sick i didn't see it either he looked like a pimp i saw a picture of him i didn't watch any of the coronation i didn't watch it i also didn't see the super mario brothers movie I've been too busy.

The gold rope, yeah.

Let's see it.

Dave, do we have Reeds today?

No.

Okay.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay.

Episode over.

Look at this.

He looks like the Bishop Magic Don Juan.

Nah, he looks fucking stupid.

No, I think it's good.

No, he looks like a fucking moron.

I think it's good.

The Royals looked the best in the 1700s.

When was that?

This thing?

The neck?

No, no, that's the 1500s.

Yeah.

And the 1700s is like

King George.

Yeah.

King George was, I thought, World War I.

That was

stuttering.

That was George VI.

Yeah.

They have more than one, I guess.

That's why they have numbers.

Yeah.

That guy was a real idiot.

It's right, it's King George, right?

From the Revolutionary War?

Sorry, the War of American Independence.

Yeah.

I guess you can't call it the Revolutionary War.

What?

I don't know.

I've been so into ChatGPT, I can't use my own mind anymore.

I know I got into it late.

Yeah.

But I was like, just preempting.

All right, let's just look up.

No, I did a good one.

Because, you know, people are saying that, oh, we can't replace writers, which is crazy.

So

I told ChatGPT, I said, write an episode of The Twilight Zone where only one man in the world has ever farted.

And he's the only person with memory of it.

And as a result, society treats him as a king for being able to talk out of another part of his body.

Right?

So the episode title is The Farting King.

Okay, that's a great name.

First off.

Fade in, a quiet room daytime.

A middle-aged man named Joe sits in a chair looking thoughtful.

Suddenly he lets out a loud fart.

Right?

And then we cut to

the exterior.

It's the city streets daytime.

People are gathered in the streets looking around in confusion.

No one knows what's happening.

Cut to

interior, a newsroom day.

A news anchor sits at the desk looking serious.

Live on TV.

Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our regular scheduled programming to bring you breaking news.

It appears that a mysterious sound has been heard all around the world and we still don't know what it is.

Cut to a large room day.

Joe stands in front of of a group of people who are looking at him in awe.

Joe, proudly.

Yes, it was me who made the sound.

I farted.

The crowd gasps and murmurs in amazement.

Joe realizes that he has suddenly become a king, revered and worshipped for his ability to fart.

Okay.

And then now we're in his palace.

Joe sits on a throne surrounded by servants and attendants.

He wears a crown and a cape, and people bow before him.

Joe to the crowd, I am the farting king.

Bow before me, for I am the only person in the world who can make this sound.

The crowd cheers and applauds, and Joe revels in his newfound power, farting.

Okay, and then we cut to a quiet room.

Joe sits alone, looking thoughtful.

He realizes that he's become a prisoner of his own fame.

Oh.

Trapped in a world where he's worshipped for something as simple as farting.

And then he says quietly to himself, what kind of world is this where people worship me for something as simple as this?

What has become of humanity?

And then we're back on the streets.

People are still gathered in the streets, looking around, confused.

And then we're back in the quiet room.

And Joe stands up, takes a deep breath, and lets out another fart.

And then we fade out.

And The Farting King is a quirky and thought-provoking episode of The Twilight Zone that challenges our assumption.

of

just fame.

It goes on like that.

But that sounds like a perfect episode of The Twilight Zone.

Yeah, I think the writer's strike is going to fail.

That sounds like it's.

I think the writer's strike is going to fail.

I really don't know what it could be missing.

They really pushed their hand.

And I think we're going to just

do this.

I think we're going to do this from now on.

Yeah, yeah, the farting king.

Yeah.

Chat GPT.

And you know, the show

is going to wind up.

We're going to get to this point where we're just typing stuff in the chat GP at some point.

Okay, let's get one.

All right, let's see where we are.

It was funny to plug in an Adam Ruins episode, everything episode episode.

Let's read that out.

Let's read that out.

I mean, I guess, yeah, that was fun.

Okay, so Adam Richmond, or what's his name?

Adam Duritz?

Adam Duritz.

Adam Wang, I think it is.

Nancy Wang.

Adam Nancy Wang.

Yeah.

He

has become a spokesperson for the Writers Strike, for the Writers Guild of America.

He says ChatGPT is busy.

Yeah, I see.

I guess Netflix is using it right now.

Yeah, literally.

Yeah.

They've crashed the servers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a black woman monster truck driver, and she's doing her own thing.

Good for her.

Yeah.

Good for her.

Coming this fall.

That sounds like a TV show we could write on ChatGPT.

The color monster truck.

The color of monster.

The color gravedigger.

The color of.

The color Bigfoot on Netflix.

Yeah.

She's a black woman, but she's also a monster truck.

Yeah.

You can call her a grave digger, but don't call her.

Don't call her what?

A racial slur.

Okay.

It wasn't worth it.

It wasn't worth it.

Was it at all?

No.

Well, Chat GPT is busy, so I guess we don't really have a show.

Yeah.

What are we going to talk about this week?

Honestly, George Santos.

It would be, like, you know what I mean?

It'd be devastating for the entertainment industry, at least in terms of people's jobs.

And

There would be no

even just, what's the word

for

false exterior, a pretense of

there being any art in

television.

Yeah, yeah.

If they replaced everything with AI.

Because the art was really good.

You know, some of it.

Sopranos is great.

But if everything ends up as AI and people just watch it, that's just it.

We just have robots delivering just crap

to us.

Just feeding into it.

It's like, yeah, that's funny.

That's fine.

That's a show, I guess.

That's all right.

I will say that it's bad, probably, but on a personal gripe level,

television writers tend to be some of the most annoying people

on Twitter and online.

Yeah, well that was like the the concession you used to have to make with being like like at least theoretically being like pro-labor right yeah you think working class people should be protected they deserve health care they deserve a living wage and then those people are often like you know like rednecks that coastal liberal elites despise yeah re racists right yeah exactly

but with uh with these things it's sort of the opposite these are the coastal elites that's well they're not even coastal elites but you know it's that that WGA strike-based thing is sort of

perfect.

Yeah.

We mentioned this on the premium episode, which you can get at patreon.com/slash T-A-F-S.

Oh, also, this weekend I'll be doing, I'll be reading ChatGPT at the Pittsburgh Improv.

Please come out if you're in Pittsburgh, Friday, Saturday, Pittsburgh Improv.

And then May 19th and 20th, May 19th, I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina, at like

the Charleston Coliseum.

The next day after that, I'll be in Hershey, Pennsylvania at the

I don't know, at the park, I guess, or something.

Some big fucking arena thing that I'm doing.

And that very same weekend, I will be at the San Jose.

Adam Friedman will be.

I'll read them.

Go ahead.

Adam 19th and 20th will be at San Jose.

18th, 19th, 20th.

Yeah.

18th through the 20th, Adam will be at the San Jose Improv in San Jose, California.

And then June 1st

through the 3rd.

June through the 3rd.

Austin, Texas.

Austin, Texas, Adam, will be.

Correct.

At Austin, Texas.

And then June 8th through the 10th, Irvine, California.

The OC.

You're going to get a pair of boots when you're in Austin?

Don't you know it, dude?

I'm going to get fucking...

We can call you Jesse Friedland.

I'm going to get some fucking Rogan-branded

Adam, the Sunburn Kid.

Yes, Austin, June 1st through the 3rd.

Are you on that weekend?

Are you on the road that weekend?

The 1st through the 3rd?

I'm not going that far out.

You're being a little

greedy with this.

Well, I'm just saying this.

June 1st through the 3rd, on Austin,

in Austin, Texas.

Nick will be coming with me.

And I'm looking into this camera.

Joseph Rogan, we will be at your studio.

And we.

I've been mega-dosing vitamin C.

Okay, well, just put you,

Joe Rogan,

Joe Rogan,

we're coming to your work.

And you can put a microphone in front of us.

Two microphones, one for each of us.

And you can prepare to get your ass blown.

Yeah, we'll argue with you about the vaccines.

Yeah.

I'm going to come in with needles in my shoulders.

Yeah.

Go ahead, vitamin C.

How's that going?

I think it worked.

I had a cold, and I've never done this before.

I've read about it, but I never did it.

I just took like 10 to 15 grams of vitamin C a day.

You just did it in a cup, emergency.

No, not emergency.

I mean, I got the capsules.

Oh, the capsules.

But two days, cold's gone.

Really?

Flip side is just really bad nausea and like just shitting yourself basically.

Loose stools.

Loose stool.

Yeah, apparently it's big in the

heroin detox community.

Vitamin C.

According to Reddit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you just you

you stop doing the horse you start doing a little OJ.

Yeah.

That's good.

It would be cool if that's if that is the only medicine we need is vitamin C.

For anything.

Yeah, I guess there's some guy in the 50s or something who came up with the idea who said that

other mammals, if their bodies just make vitamin C.

Like a goat makes like 12 grams of vitamin C a day and it's like liver or something.

And we lost that in some evolutionary thing.

I guess to develop fucking,

I don't know, the ability to talk or something.

The trade-off is we don't make our own vitamin C anymore.

Yeah.

So if you just supplement it at the level it would be if,

you know, I don't know.

I mean, none of this shit fucking works.

It was probably just a two-day cold.

Yeah, it was also probably a guy that worked for the orange

farmers.

Big Orange.

Yeah, Big Juice.

Big juice.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Florida Orange Growers Association.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm trying to go to England, Florida.

What are you going to do in Florida?

Just that's the only place you could be free, man.

In what way?

Pay more.

What way?

I don't know.

You don't

DeSantis really is a fucking retard.

He sucks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's funny.

That guy blew it so quickly.

Yeah, he's already got his ass.

I never liked it, but he was, you know, he used the vaccine thing and the COVID stuff to trick people into thinking he wasn't just a

shithead cop,

which he is.

And now he's just fucking mad at Disney all the time.

Yeah.

It's pretty lame.

It's embarrassing.

Yeah.

I really, I can't stand Mickey Mouse.

Yeah.

Mickey Mouse is being mean to me.

What a baby.

Yeah.

Brow up, dude.

Why is it?

Because they're nice to gay people.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the whole reason.

Grow up.

Even if you're like a homophobic, like I can't even imagine, like,

let's say you really, like an actual, like, you hate gay people.

You think it's a fucking abominable.

You hate them.

You fucking hate them.

Do you really, like,

you don't want them in your neighborhood?

You want Disney, you want your child to go to Disneyland and see Goofy being like, get these fucking faggots out of here.

That's what you want?

You want it homophobic?

That's what you want homophobic Disney World?

No.

No.

Right.

It doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, and all the bad guys in Disney movies are gay guys anyway.

Yeah.

They already are homophobic.

Yeah.

Children are kind of gay.

Yeah.

Kids are gay.

They play.

They're gay.

Children are already gay.

Yeah, that's what's nice about kids.

Right.

They're happy.

Right.

Maybe don't show them a dildo.

I agree with that.

Yeah.

Don't wave a dildo at a four-year-old.

Yeah, don't teach them kink.

Yeah.

Yeah, don't talk.

Don't have a conversation with your kids about kink.

Yeah.

What was that?

When you were a kid, look, everybody's a kid, maybe you're older.

Everybody had gay teachers, and you didn't know what made, you don't know what it was.

They were just nice.

But you're like, oh, Mr.

Roberts is so much fun.

He has a song he sings every class, and he dances around the room with a ribbon.

He's actually working hard at his job.

I'm like, like your other dude.

Right, exactly.

Just like an alcoholic, fat woman.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, with a mustache.

Yeah, a woman that just like drank.

Trying to do mad.

Drank too much in college.

Yeah, exactly.

And then has to be a game.

Yeah, the gay guy is great.

But then he does that, and then he leaves work and presumably immediately takes a bunch of ecstasy and goes to a nightclub where he

descends into, you know, just some sort of depraved paradise of...

He goes into a blackout room.

And it's just hands and penises and asses.

And literally until 15 minutes before his next shift starts,

in his throes of just, yeah, just homosexual ecstasy getting railed out by 25 to 50 German straight.

I can feel

his damn job.

He comes back and he's like, AEBC

and he's a great guy.

He's the best teacher.

And he's literally the best teacher you had.

And he's not complaining about getting paid more because he owns all of the real estate in San Francisco.

Yeah, exactly.

He's independently wealthy.

He just wants to teach kids.

Yeah, by making

generations of black families homeless.

By moving into the sketchy neighborhood.

Right, yeah, moving into the sketchy neighborhood.

Defending himself by having visible open wounds.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I remember that guy.

Yeah.

He's a great guy.

He was a good guy.

He was a good guy.

Yeah, he's just nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

That's who you want at Disney.

You know?

Just put the nightclub inside Magic Mountain.

That should be what

Magic Mountain is.

There's like a little chain dodge, there's a hall, a dark hallway, and there's just sounds of bass and like disco ball lights coming out of it, and it says employees only.

Going to Disneyland is so gay.

It's gay to go to Disneyland, to be excited about Disney as an adult.

It's gay.

You can't have one but not the other.

And they're mad at it.

They're mad.

Right.

It's gay.

You know what?

He's acting like a

he's being shrill.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He just feels left out.

Yeah, yeah.

He does feel left out.

Yeah.

Yeah, because there's a lot of like, I feel, you know, that used to be the old thing, is that there'd be conservative politics.

I guess this Santos guy is kind of like that.

George Santos.

Yeah.

He just got indicted.

For what?

Or he turned himself into.

For being trans?

No, for like stealing money.

Oh.

Taxpayer funds.

A bunch of shit.

Yeah, yeah.

I think he's in, I think that boy in big trouble.

What did he steal?

I just got a New York Times alert for it today.

Yeah.

Dave, can you turn your phone off during the episode, sir?

Nick, your phone's ringing.

It's not my phone.

Oh, it is my phone.

Who's calling you, man?

Um,

our friend.

Who?

Oh, the friend of ours.

Yeah.

Oh, that must be my laptop.

It must be my laptop.

I'm so glad I got this brother printer fixed.

The brother.

The brothers printer.

That's such a funny name for a printer company.

Fraudulently collecting unemployment benefits while earning $120,000

salary.

So

he was on unemployment while he was serving in the House of Representatives.

That's awesome.

This guy rules.

Yeah, he rules.

Yeah, he got $25,000 in unemployment benefits.

Yeah, he's a seems like a bad boy.

You know, it was cool.

1310.

Winona Ryder was shoplifting.

Yeah, that's awesome.

What she was doing it to research a role?

No, she's just a girl.

Women love stealing.

We have an indictment.

We have all we have the information that the government wants to come after me on,

and I'm going to comply.

I've been complying throughout this entire process.

I have no desire not to comply at this point.

They've been gracious in there.

Now I'm going to have to go and fight to defend myself.

The reality is, is, I'm sorry, it's a witch hunt because

it makes no sense that in four months, four months, five months, I'm indicted.

You have Joe Biden's entire family receiving deposits from nine, nine family members receiving money from foreign

behind them.

It's been years of attack.

I think a lot of you here have reported on them, and yet

yeah, this guy's fucked.

Yeah.

Yeah, it'd be interesting to see see

what happens.

Dude, this guy is so funny looking.

Who's going to run against Donald, or Joe Biden?

As the Republican?

Yeah.

Donald Trump.

You think, even with all this?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think the Eugene Carroll thing is pretty bad.

Do you think they got him?

Here's the thing.

You know what's crazy?

And this is going to be incorrect and not based on anything.

But

it's not sexually assaulting Eugene Carroll that hurts him with his base.

It's losing

the case itself.

They don't like

it.

Yeah, they don't.

It's that he has to pay $5 million.

It could have come out that

he raped her at gunpoint,

but there was some...

If he got away with it, if he got away with it, then it would be like, I told you he didn't do it.

No, I think they think that it's a witch hunt.

They're after our boy.

Yeah?

You think that?

How much does he have to pay her?

$5 million?

$5 million.

That's Trump change.

yeah you think so yeah i wonder how much money he has they love that guy doesn't he not have real money

that's what they say that the the democrats that was one of the lines of attack yeah was that he wasn't actually rich yeah isn't he not though isn't he like mc hammer where he's just got like a name and he's got that he's that's castles and stuff does he he has big buildings yeah but they just have his name on him

he's rich in the way that mickey mouse is rich you think so yeah what do do you mean?

The Disney Corporation?

Yeah, Disney does, but not Mickey Mouse.

You're saying Mickey Mouse himself.

Yeah.

Oh, that's interesting.

I mean, what about Mar-a-Lago?

Isn't he?

Mar-a-Lago?

He's got a big old thing.

I'm sure he has money.

Yeah.

And I'm sure he made money off of being the president.

Yeah, probably.

I'm sure he...

I'm sure he...

What do you think of these accusations that Obama's running a shadow government through?

Joe Biden.

You think so?

I don't know.

I'm asking you.

I don't think it's true because

didn't know the Obama people tried to call and say I love you.

Don't leave Afghanistan.

His guys tried to call and they were like, don't, we got to stay in Afghanistan.

You know it'd be a cool move.

Biden was like that's the large.

Right before the election, if Joe Biden decides to re-invade Afghanistan.

That'd be sick.

We're going to Afghanistan.

Yeah, that would be cool.

Yeah.

I've decided

that it's

the

best thing to do.

I like when his eyes get wide.

Yeah.

Because they're so tiny and then they get bigger, but it's just like.

Yeah, he does have...

He's a squinty guy.

Well, they removed all his eyelid skin to like...

For the facelift.

Yeah, and they cut all his skin off the back of his head.

Yeah.

I love his like hair, where it just sort of there's just that like little like duck bulb.

Yeah, yeah.

Like anytime he gets a haircut, he's like, nah, leave, leave just the shitty part.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

That is funny.

Because he got some serious plugs.

Even 30 years ago, he looked like fucking Peter Boyle.

He was bald as shit.

Yeah.

When he was a young congressman.

Yeah.

Like up in, like, when they were like, this guy's up and coming.

I feel like I don't see anything.

I don't hear him say anything.

There's no new Biden clips.

Yeah.

He's not since the drop kick Murphy.

So that was the last big one.

Yeah, that was the last funny thing he did.

Yeah.

He's not doing enough funny stuff.

Yeah.

We got to get him out on the road a little bit.

We should ask Chat GPT fun things for Joe Biden to say.

Let's get off the phone.

No, I'm looking what the last Biden

appearance was.

Okay.

He's uh

here.

A cancer that eats away at a citizen's faith in democracy, diminishing

the instinct for innovation and creativity.

Is that new?

Yeah.

Already tight national budgets

crowding out important national investments.

It wastes the talent of entire generations.

Yeah, he looks like 10 years younger.

Yeah.

Is this old?

No, there's a Ukraine flag behind him.

It's got to be new.

What's going on?

Oh, that was the Romanian.

He's.

What?

Maybe this is an old video.

Oh, yeah, this is 2015, 2014.

All right, never mind.

Sorry, guys.

Yeah,

that's eight years ago.

What's this Romanian thing?

He took money from Dracula?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's like,

I thought it was a black fellow.

I don't know.

I feel, I'm kind of on his side with this one.

Why?

Well, I was just saying, he took money from a corrupt Romanian businessman.

Yeah.

And it's like, name one

Romanian businessman.

Dracula.

That's it.

Yeah.

It's literally it.

Dracula.

If you do business in Romania and you're not taking money from Dracula,

then you aren't, that's as good as it gets.

That's on you.

No, that's as good as it gets.

Yeah.

And what?

A million dollars?

What do you do?

Right.

I don't know.

I mean, like,

he probably thought it was a blackfella.

He probably thought it was Cal Chocolate.

I thought it was Cal Chocola.

Something like that.

I thought it was the British Harry Crash.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Perhaps.

Something like that.

I re-watched The Master last night.

Great flick.

You know, I probably haven't watched it all the way through since the theater.

I feel like that's

probably my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson.

So good.

And re-watching it again, it's like it's near perfect.

The scene where she gives him a hand job?

Oh, yeah.

Great.

Well, the best part is when he comes and he's just like, oh,

God.

Ah!

Yeah, I hope in my older age I become a scream come guy.

If you already know the answers, why are you asking the question?

Pig fuck!

Dude, he is just the greatest actor of all time.

There's no other way around.

No, that movie's great.

It's perfect.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I was thinking about doing, you know, tonight maybe, a double feature of

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead and Owning Mahoney.

You ever see those?

I haven't seen Owning Mahoney.

Owning Mahoney is great.

Sidney Lumit is Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, right?

I think you might be right.

Yeah, I think it's his last movie.

both of those i haven't seen also since they came out yeah yeah yeah but definitely good ohi mahoney is great he plays this like i think it's like a a banker in toronto yeah that uh

like you know it was like a bernie made off type he would like take out credit lines for customers without them knowing and then go gamble the money and then come back and like you know like zero out the loan and then keep the gambling winnings but he like had a bad streak and would just go to the next account and just like fucking just increasing all this gambling daddy would just pass from one customer to the next.

And he has to keep betting bigger and bigger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, that's awesome.

Yeah, but it's Philip Seymour Hoffman.

So people are like, what's up with these accounts?

And he's like,

they're fine.

I don't know.

I'll look into them.

Yeah, no, it's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine.

You know, it doesn't get any more.

It's a lot of nose breathing.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine.

That's a really good Philip C Moroffman.

No one says PSH.

It doesn't sound right.

That would be a good restaurant, PSH Chang's.

Mm-hmm.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

It's fucking lettuce wraps.

It's fucking Mongolian beef.

It's fucking Mongolian beef.

It's good.

It's good.

It's good.

Yeah.

It's really good.

It's good.

Have you seen, you know one of his best performances is?

Mission Possible

3?

He plays the bad guy.

Is it 3 or 4?

He plays the bad guy and he's fucking terrifying in it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's like torturing him.

I should do a movie called Mission Possible.

And it's Tom Cruise and he just kills homeless people.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who are being rude.

Yeah.

And then the movie ends after five minutes.

Yeah.

Your mission, if you should choose to accept it.

This is just murder.

Another

man at the end of his rope.

And he's like, that sounds possible.

That sounds possible.

Sounds possible to me.

Sounds not too difficult.

Yeah.

I watched Team America World Police.

before bed last night.

It really holds up.

Yeah.

It's so good.

One of the guys that just says why he doesn't like actors is because he was raped by

the magical Mr.

Mistopheles.

Rumple Teaser held me down and I was raped by magical Mr.

Mistopheles.

From that day on I never trusted actors again.

Yeah, no, that's fucking hilarious.

It's really hilarious.

That and then describing his like brother being taken into the blueber like the gorilla pit.

Yeah, the gorilla pit.

Yeah, it's a precursor to Haramba.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Buerlers would do anything to get to those blueberries.

My acting killed him.

Yeah.

He was the athlete, I was the little showboy.

Yeah.

Another movie that's near perfection.

It's really good.

Yeah, I'm getting back into movies.

I love movies, man.

You know, when you get, like, really I think I'm like just horrifically depressed at the moment.

Why?

I don't know, you know, it's just up and down.

Yeah.

But you're like the kind of unmotivated, depressed kind of thing.

Kind of the sit-on-couch, watch a movie, kind of depressed.

Yeah, but I mean, there's times where you're depressed and you can't, like, media doesn't work on you.

Yeah.

You know, where you just, like, you just, like, are thinking about how unhappy you are.

Yeah.

And then there's the other.

There's the other kind where you just want to escape into things.

That's nice.

Those are honestly the best periods.

Read, watch movies, and they mean something.

Yeah, and then you put the book down, you're like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, I'm like,

yeah,

I'm gonna kill myself.

Yeah, yeah, it's better that way.

It is better that way.

You get more done.

When things work,

damn, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Did you?

Yeah.

What was it?

Acidic?

Smugolean beef.

Smuggle in beef.

It's good.

Smugolean beef.

Smug old beef.

It's good.

That's good.

He does do that.

Yeah, but

Mark Ruffalo and Foxcatcher, too.

He does that a lot.

Does he?

Is that movie good?

I never saw it.

It is good.

The wrestling movie?

Yeah, it's good.

It's just.

What's it about?

There's a millionaire that's obsessed with sports.

Yeah, well, it's based on a true story.

And he kills a guy?

Yeah, so John DuPont was the heir to the DuPont,

one of the heirs, I guess.

And he was really into sports.

But he was sort of like a weird guy.

I guess when he was about 30 years old,

he had an accident on a horse, where a horse threw him in sort of a Christopher Reeves situation, but in reverse.

The horse got paralyzed?

No, his balls got ripped off on a fence.

And so he just he had, he was like...

So he wasn't able to think anymore because he was functionally a woman.

And so he didn't, you know, he's like, he was just like weird from that.

And then he also had schizophrenia.

But he

had aspirations to host the U.S.

Olympic weightlifting

wrestling team at his house, like his estate in Pennsylvania.

And then I guess he did, but he hired this guy, initially Mark Schultz and then Dave Schultz

to coach the team.

And then Dave Schultz was living on his property with his family and like he just kind of went crazy and shot him.

But I think the family blamed his

head of security.

He hired this guy that was like a security guy that was like fucking like, everybody's out to get you or whatever and like kind of like fed into his paranoia leading up to that and a year prior to it.

And then, you know, I mean, I don't really know all the details, but you watch it and it works.

narrative-wise and functionally as a movie, but you know, it's like kind of like, okay, well,

you had to create a lot of this drama to make it work as a movie.

Because in real life, it's just a story about a guy that went crazy went crazy and shot somebody yeah

um

but it's channing tatum as the wrestling guy one of them and then mark rufflo plays the brother the one that was like murdered

and then the thing that's interesting about the movie is and i'm i don't mean i think i've even made this point on the show before but it came out in like 2014 and i feel like there was this weird era where it was like because you know how people would like change their bodies for roles yeah they would go for this like realism in performances that relied on like they put prosthetics on um

steve Corell, and it's like kind of not really necessary.

You know, it's like almost like distracting.

You don't know what the guy looks like.

Yeah, no one does.

Yeah, and it's like too, it's like too

real rather than leaving it up to the actor to interpret it.

They all still do a great job, I mean, but yeah, like Mark Ruffalo is like walking around, and he's got like this like weird, like kind of like wrestler's posture the whole time.

And it's it's just sort of distracting.

Yeah, he's like doing this thing with his

movies.

Yeah, but he does it, and I think it's based on just one picture of the real guy.

He's like, oh, that's his face.

That's his face forever.

Yeah.

They should have had Philip Seymour Hoffman play everyone in the movie.

Yeah, that would have been better.

Yeah.

Was he alive at that point?

He was.

Well, that might have been in the year he died.

Yeah.

That was what, 2014?

I think, maybe.

Yeah.

Real tragedy.

So sad.

Yeah.

So sad.

Yeah.

The greatest actor.

Easily.

Top five.

Yeah.

For sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, he's so scary in Mission Impossible.

Yeah.

He's like torturing Ethan Hunt.

Yeah.

And he's like, he's like really chilled.

And like, yeah, that's his thing is where he's like really relaxed.

Maybe you could tell he's teetering.

He's simmering.

He's teetering on the edge and he lets it out.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Unreal.

Yeah.

I miss him every day.

I miss him every day.

What are his best performances?

That

literally

all the movie.

There's nothing he's done.

Nothing he's ever done a bad job.

Yeah, ever.

Yeah.

Even Polly.

Along Cam Polly is one of the funniest performances of all time.

It's really fun.

When he like hurts himself, Lebowski?

He's so funny, Lebowski.

Yeah, no, definitely.

Yeah.

Iceman.

Yeah.

Make it rain.

Yeah.

So funny.

The basketball scene is amazing.

Mm-hmm.

Anyway.

Oh my god.

What?

I don't know.

My phone's being blown up by

our friend.

He just called me too.

Yeah.

Our friend on the other side of the country?

Yeah, I guess so.

That we work with?

Yes.

Oh, he called both of us.

Yes.

I wonder if there's a problem with it.

Our two friends.

Our two friends.

Our two friends are working on it.

Yes.

Oh, no.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Do they make it seem they're telling me it's urgent

should we call them not on the show not on the show I mean how much more show do we have I don't know Dave how much more show do we have around 56 minutes yeah see things like this are probably fine but I get the text and that's urgent yeah I'm like this is it's got what's urgent I don't know but it can't be good doesn't sound good it doesn't sound good at all makes me worried I'm worried so we're going to be sitting here for four minutes four minutes and maybe we'll talk a little bit

Philip Seymour Hoffman Hoffman.

Thank you for joining us.

If you're just tuning in, this is a retrospective on the life and work of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Where was he born?

Upstate New York, I think he was.

Probably.

Yeah, he's from like Syracuse or something.

That sounds about right.

Yeah.

Why are they calling?

Where the fuck are they calling?

Where the fuck are they calling?

Why are they calling?

Why the fuck are you calling during the show?

Why are they calling us?

Oh, God.

Are we fired?

Huh?

No, nothing.

We'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

Yeah.

We got a lot going.

Okay, let's.

It's about my has Michael Eisner heard that somehow?

This whole place is bugged.

Dude, I've been telling you,

the people at the top are.

You got to stop this I've been telling you thing.

I know you don't like that.

Because you haven't been.

But they all do this all the time.

The Mossad.

And the Mossad bug you.

Our homes,

our cars.

You would think that they would use, instead of a hearing device, a smelling device.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like just a little.

Is that a nose?

Yeah.

No, no, no, it's not a nose.

Yes, we've been smelling you.

We've smelled you.

We smell you for hours.

We have tapes of your smells.

We have taps of your smells.

Just a minute.

We want you to wear a nose.

Like

a guy spying on a Hamas and he's got a nose into his chest or a wire going

into a mason jar.

We have the smell.

We have been smelling.

We have secured this smell.

The terrace we smell them.

It smells terrible.

We sniffed it out.

And the nose hooks up to a shitty app that doesn't work.

Yeah.

We found it from the high-tech application

where we we have the terrorists.

It's called nose zoom zoom.

Zoom zoom nose.

Zoom zoom nose.

Number one Israeli app zoom zoom.

We got

uh five billion dollar uh angel investment around one

from Silicon Valley.

This has application uh for

security.

He was doing this.

Oh yeah, he did that.

he's amazing dude yeah yeah I've said it before but it's really a bummer that he won't in the Trump movie play a lot of this Steve Bannon oh yeah this yeah this

He would have been the best Steve Bannon in the Trump movie.

Yeah.

I can't wait for it.

Can we write that on AI?

What?

Steve Bannon Trump movie?

The Trump administration movie.

Well Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Shane Gillis.

All right, we got to return this phone call.

Yeah, figure out.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, guys.

Episode ruined by anxiety.

Business.

Bye.

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