Ep. 276 – im sorry dear

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I'm gonna love you anyway.

So

you can call me gay

day to night time

from anywhere you are.

No matter how far.

No matter, I can't hope it feels so beautiful.

But love, don't you agree?

Kiwi, what's up, baby?

Keep on love to me.

Now let's go.

As soon as they hear the voice in the flow, they already know it's.

It's Come Town.

That's a great theme.

New intro to our show.

Fully, we did it.

It's licensed.

Yeah, not only is it licensed, we made it.

Wow.

I was the guy rapping.

That was my voice.

That's my trademark sound.

Yeah, we're going to be doing a versus

against

Legion of Skanks.

Whose bits, dude, honestly, I will discuss

Dave Smith.

We would crush a lot of podcasts on a versus because our best bits are.

Look, most of the time, the show sucks, Dick.

But our best bits are funnier than anything.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

But the ratio is 1% to 99%.

But listen, dude.

we got that Batman shit from like five years ago.

We got gay Michael Douglas.

My biggest dream is that the leftist comedians that stop doing comedy to just do leftism,

podcast leftism, eventually get into rapping.

Oh, hell yeah.

That they make the final conscious hip-hop to being, yeah, like uh I'm getting into rapping, fuck that.

And then they slowly, without realizing it, turn into Lynn Manuel Miranda.

It's a fucking like poor.

Poor, not successful at all.

Say what you want about Lynn, but that motherfucker's, he's got, he's got fucking Illuminati money now.

Yeah.

Lynn's out there, dude.

Dude, people are.

If he wanted to,

if he wanted to, he could have Immortal Tech, or what was it?

Immortal Technique.

He could have Immortal Technique murder.

Executed.

Was it Immortal Technique or Tech 9?

I guess it's a very good thing.

He'll suddenly become

immortal technique.

Yeah, he'll be mortal.

I'm about to kill you.

You're going to suck my.

The only way you live is if you suck my dick.

What if he rapes Immortal Technique while rapping gayly at him?

Alexon, look at my little ass dick.

You have to put it in your mouth, or I will shoot you in the fucking face.

He's got him fucking hog-tied.

Yeah.

And he puts his little ass fucking tan dick in his mouth, his little beige dick in his mouth.

Look, I'm a Hamilton Cramilton, my tan dick, into

your mouth again.

You're an asset and ass again.

I'm a Cramleton, my love.

I'm an Alexander Hamilton Cramilton, my tan dick, into your tiny ass and mouth again.

That's pretty good.

That's what I'm saying.

He could do that if he wanted to.

He's that rich.

What is that song that people play?

It's like, I'm a bastard, faggot.

I don't know.

That's a freelance story.

Great minds, brother.

Moving right along.

I'm a bastard, faggot.

Retard.

Woo.

That feels good.

Pretty good.

Pretty good.

We're feeling good.

That's a good way to start the show.

Miss Jabo.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, I want to get into rapping.

Fuck that.

But I want to get into the kind of rap bars.

Not really.

I'll get ghostwriters.

I'm the one they call on.

Gotta feed the family.

If not, then it falls on.

Me.

Great song.

Who's that?

Jadakiss?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Jay, duh.

I kiss you, you bitch ass Adams.

Adams' rap name is Guy to kiss.

Guy to kiss.

Guy to kiss.

you'll see me at Adam.

I gotta kiss penis.

It better be cleanous.

I can't be getting sick off kissing this penis.

That's so fucking true.

Nah, dude, I want to hire some ghostwriters and just have a video with hot women that I've had sex with all of them.

I'll just hire sex workers to suck me off and be in my video.

Write it off because it's a production cost.

100%.

If I'm getting sucked off on camera, you can write that off.

And Uncle Sam has to do it.

How many rap videos have gone full hardcore pornography?

Not that many.

And look, I would blur it out, like Japanese pornography.

You gotta show us the snow.

No, no, no, no, no.

You gotta go show this.

I would blur it out.

But, but, it would be in the video.

And it would be the smallest.

No.

The blur would be your regular size.

It would be a big blur.

It would be a relatively big blur to get every, you know, because

you don't want to show pubes.

I wouldn't be showing pubes either.

This has to go on YouTube.

It would be simulated.

It would appear simulated, but I would be getting sucked off.

But the blur's got to be big enough, regardless of how little my penis is,

which, by the way, you're not really getting me, Adam.

I'm on record as having a fucking small, slight,

just bare, basically average,

and in the right circumstances,

with the right kind of pussy,

a just right type penis.

They call me Goldilocks dick because my shit's just right if your pussy's a little small.

That's the story that's me dude my dick is goldilux and it ain't too big it ain't too small i'm the bear family coming home and destroying and killing the woman

for daring to eat my fucking oatmeal my special weighed out oatmeal for my bulking season

bitch you're fucking my macros up you whore i'm checking the app i'm like sweating yeah I'm like, this is all weighed out.

We're your parents.

I'm a bear.

I'm an entire bear family.

Yeah, dude.

I want to be a fucking.

Yeah.

If you could have one magical skill, mine would actually probably be rapping.

Yeah.

Rapping.

Or singing.

That's not even magic.

Let's hear a couple of.

We'll play beat.

I don't have.

I said I would want a magical skill.

Yeah.

What would you choose, Adam?

Oh, I guess song, singing.

Not my case.

No, I've told you, I don't have the ability.

I want to cultivate cultivate it.

But I honestly just want to be in videos.

Petey Crisco.

That's you.

No.

Yeah.

Big reputation for handling brawls.

All I need is me a few seconds and more.

Then there's a rap.

I'm your crew.

And they ain't got nothing to prove.

And you can ask anybody how they seen that.

Yeah, music really was a lot better back when we were children.

When we were 13.

That's crazy.

That's older than that.

That's probably 15, 16.

I remember being a little bit of a child.

Pete Pablo?

Yeah, yeah.

I was definitely a teenager.

We've talked about it many times.

I just remember beating off to Pete Pablo's video.

So the

girl in the blue.

I follow her on Instagram now.

Let me find.

Let me give her a blue.

Very hot.

She's still incredible.

I love that one.

The love of my life.

That lion frequently, do you want it in your pussy?

Do you want it in your half?

Fuck, I'm forgetting her name.

Let me go through my story, see if she posted anything.

Right, thorn.

You fool.

Esther Baxter, go

follow me.

Still have a pen up and a fabulous run.

Bone up back, kicking out a basket fruit.

I love you, but yeah, freaking Petey love you too.

You know how I do.

Yes, sir.

God damn, she's unbelievable still to this day.

I can't wait to be a grandfather and just turn this up and ignore my grandchildren.

Yeah.

Ignore my whole family.

I'm listening to Sierra.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

Dude, my grandfather.

Everybody said Sierra had a dick.

That was so mean.

I know.

Why'd she catch that?

Honestly, even with that knowledge, I would beat off to Sierra.

She's

an objectively very hot.

I did.

I was like, I mean, I guess I don't care.

Maybe that got you.

I think that was my influencer to make me trans to make me open-minded towards.

Listen, if a woman looks like Sierra, I don't care

if she's got a dick.

Sierra is so hot.

Yeah, she's gorgeous.

You tell me I'm not going to get at least a dome?

I was saying that.

What the hell am I?

Some kind of asshole?

They got rid of Aunt Jemima.

They should have done Aunt Vagina.

Yeah.

And it's

like Alice from Super Jail kind of look, like a very strong trans woman.

And then they put it out and then they go,

is this work?

Do we get off the hook for this?

Is this one all right?

Please?

No, hold on.

She's not a slave.

She's

owning her own body.

She's a trend.

They're like, well, that's a,

you know,

I don't know what's wrong with it exactly.

I guess that's the representation rule.

That's the thing is, like, trans people want representation.

It's fine.

But, okay, how about in cartoons?

Yep.

That's a good point.

Are you talking specifically Alice from Super Jail?

I'm talking about like Alice from Super Jail or Bugs Bunny wearing the dress.

Listen, that's another one where I'm like, you know what?

Bugs has some sex appeal right now.

Yeah.

He probably knows how to suck dick when he's got the wig on.

Chugs cunny and he drinks piss.

Chug's cummy.

Chug's

kind of called pussyconny in Britain.

I thought that, yeah, in the old.

Yeah, that's cute.

Like a little bunny.

It is kind of a cute.

Cuneli is how you say bunny in Greek.

Cuneli, kunelaki.

Wow.

And how you say Adam is is pusti evreos.

I learned that before we recorded today.

Gustav shouted that to me on the street and I said, Hell yeah, brother.

I don't know what you said, but I like the sound of it.

All right.

I don't know what you said, but something in me organically

knew it was correct.

It felt good.

The Greek news was there in the case.

It was reported that there's a

pusti vaggios or whatever.

No, no, no.

Pusti sevreos.

Pussy suck vaggies.

Pussy semreos.

Pussy is muni.

Cello muni.

Was that give me pussy?

That's I want pussy.

Ooh, give me pussy.

Or else yoga

let me fuck your asshole.

I'm a family.

I'm singing on the gay.

I'm fucking gay.

I suck penis

because it tastes good.

And I'm gay.

And I'm gay.

And I'm gay.

This reminder would be a good time to to check out the Patreon.

Oh, yeah.

Patreon.com slash come town.com slash come to

come town.

We got three years.

Backlog, direct.

More than that, bro.

Oh, damn fucking.

I think it's five years.

Five years

of stuff you've probably heard on a YouTube clip channel.

But you can get it.

In context.

In context.

You can relive our lives.

If you're ever wondering, like, how did they get to the thing with Sebastian?

It's a 45-minute conversation about

why they got two windows at the fucking drive-thru at McDonald's.

There you go.

They pick one music.

It should just be one window.

And now, because I used that special word,

let's call it the word of the day.

I am no longer watching.

Beewee.

You said the magic word.

What did he say, fucking robot fag, whatever that character is?

He said,

what?

It's a chair?

Who's the gay little green genie?

Well,

Fuckio.

The fucking...

Listen,

this fucking guy.

That show's too old for...

That wasn't on when I was on it.

I think it's too old for us.

I think it was a couple years older than us.

No, I watched it.

I remember it being on, but I don't remember it being on the side.

Was it called Penis Playhouse?

The Penis Playhouse.

Yeah.

Let me look up the video.

Remember he got

jacking off the pornography.

In a theater.

Yeah, but it's like, who can't look?

Jombie.

He's just supposed to never beat off.

Mecha Leka High, Meka Hine Ho.

Yeah, there weren't computers yet at that point.

That's a great little bit.

I remember being a kid.

My mom did not.

There were definitely computers.

There was Maggie.

He was a sick pervert.

Yeah, I remember my parents told me that too.

The man was jacking off.

My parents also said that to me about Michael Jackson and Madonna.

They said they were disgusting.

Madonna.

I don't know how Madonna

pussy on a fucking coffee table book.

She did a, yeah, she made a book about sex.

Yep.

It's very wild of boomers to do that.

Spend their entire years giving each other fucking HIV.

Pre-HIV.

Yeah, but just having, just getting.

Chlamydia.

They were passing the clap back and forth.

Right, just fucking having the most debaucherous youth.

Listening to fucking Janice Joplin.

Pretending it's political.

Yeah.

They're saying that they're changing the world by being aware of that.

They're saying you're changing the world by being fucking whores.

By getting your fucking, by stuffing the fucking money.

And they marry the audacity.

Yeah, they get a fucking pants suit and some shoulder pads and are like, I've never beat off.

All right, don't beat off.

You can't beat off in a porno theater.

You can't just, you can't just

beat off.

You can't just play with your dick.

You can just play with your fucking dick.

And the important thing to do is if you think that's true, go to patreon.com slash come town.

And if you sign up, you will get membership bonus.

Get your own damn fries.

And look, while we're at the topic, you got to go check out the fucking Prince of Pleasure tour coming to a town near you.

This week we're in fucking Denver, baby.

Buy those tickets.

Them shits might even have sold out by now.

Denver, Enver.

Denver, Enver.

We're in Omaha, Nebraska, you corn-eating motherfuckers.

You better come out.

Acme in Minneapolis.

Omaha got hard thinking about next weekend.

All the pussy you can give in Omaha.

And then San Antonio the next week, and then Cleveland, Phoenix, Madison.

We're coming everywhere, baby.

Just an old white guy with a white beard walking through like some bursts.

Stop me.biz slash tour for tickets.

He's like, I'm with the Christian Getting Pussy Association.

He's like, for a cost cuffy a day, you can give your pussy to an African child.

We will fly you to Africa and you can suck and fuck the kids for their benefit.

Right.

And also I get some of the pussy.

And well, the way it actually works is I fuck you and then I fuck the kid.

I tell the kids.

And so he gets the pussy through the transitive property of my dick.

I tell the kid about what the pussy felt like.

Good detail.

I'm I'm a really good writer.

My name is Lance Cash, and I'm here with the Christian Getting Pussy Association.

Yep.

He's just got an African kid on a leash he's dragging around him.

He's walking through a field of garbage.

Just burning garbage.

These kids' lives are fucked up.

They are fucked like beyond repair.

And there's nothing that really, I'm over here every day trying to get them coffee.

And I think I deserve just a little bit of pussy pie.

A little piece of pussy pie for a good old Lance Casheroon.

So when I come back to America, I'm putting together the Prince's Pleasure Tour.

No, no, no, no.

I am not Lance Cash.

Well, no, but you're fulfilling his vision.

Stop Rosalie's.

I have the Prince of Pleasure Tour coming to Denver this weekend.

I had the name.

Minneapolis next weekend.

I had the name.

San Antonio after that.

Stole it from Lance Cash.

It's in the Bible.

Don't ask me to quote it.

I'm not a fucking nerd.

I'm just a Christian.

Yes.

Well, anyway, not affiliated with that pyramid scheme to get pussy for African children.

It's just a stand-up comedy tour.

And you're going to have a really good time.

Thank you to everybody who's come out so far.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And make sure if you go to Stav's show, go online, print out a picture of the smallest penis you can find and ask them to sign it.

Don't do that.

I will not do that.

I won't sign that.

I won't sign anything that anyone in Nick Mullen merchandise is in.

Don't even bring anything from come.town.

Buy the church.

But don't bring her to my show.

Bring them to the show.

Stavi.biz slash.

Go to Kinko's and

type in fat man micro penis and print out on a glossy 8x10 a photograph of a high-resolution photograph.

You know what?

If you buy the tickets, you can do that.

I don't even give a fuck, actually.

Actually, sign it.

In fact, please do that.

Buy the ticket.

If I see you with it, I'll throw you out.

You won't get a refund.

No, you got to battle it.

It's a win-win for me.

Even better, go get a headshot.

Get Dom DeLoise's headshot.

That I might sign, actually.

That is funny.

I will sign that.

Yeah.

Make sure you Photoshop a penis on.

Do not.

Now you've lost me again.

Yeah.

Or a little speech bubble and he's saying, hmm, cock.

Okay, I'm back in.

I will sign a high-resolution picture of Dom De Louise.

Glossy 8x10.

But it's got to be glossy.

We're not doing no fucking printer paper.

Don't fucking bring no shit from your little fucking color jet shit at your house.

Yeah, we need production.

You got to be a fucking Kinko's.

Are Kinko's still around?

Oh, yeah, FedEx tours.

FedEx tours, yeah.

But they still provide the crucial services to the community.

That's where I get all my.

Such as printing pictures, pamphlets, and paraphernalia.

Of Trish Stratus to beat off to.

And I'm going on the stay in my apartment and play a Breath of the Wild tour.

Pretty cool.

I actually might be announcing two places with Microscene coming up.

Well, they're not live.

Oh,

nice teas yeah

two places with micro scene yeah i'm just gonna be it's gonna be me and microcene at black strip clubs in the american south that would be awesome if you if it was racine and adam at magic city i already did my plan honestly i did my i did 15 minutes or no one was seven i did seven minutes of funny mobs and that was in 2021 so so you as long as you do

as long as you stand up once a year you're still you're still a comedian Yeah.

And you keep the streak alive.

Yeah.

And you can keep going like, I've been doing this since I was a kid.

Yeah, and

this is the same way I'll treat parenthood.

Show up with a fucking Tonka truck on his fucking birthday.

Yeah.

Check.

They call it Seven Minutes in Heaven.

And it's the when I come, I drive by the house for your birthday and I honk at you from the fully restored Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile that I spent the last 15 years on.

That's the reason I will not be helping for you.

For my morbidly obese Indian girlfriend who's 20 years younger than me.

I'm like, happy birthday, son.

And then you're like running down the stab already at the end of the block.

Yeah.

Driving away.

But your car is

very cool.

Yeah, my Oscar Barrino will be able to half-tilted from my fat Indian girlfriend.

She's like, are we going to.

I need to have my fifth salad for the day.

Right.

Because they're vegetarian.

Right, right, right.

And I'm like, would you shut the fuck up?

Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Would you shut up?

At my son's birthday, bitch.

I can't do one thing for me.

You're a fucking whore.

My family that you destroyed

by being so sexy.

Come here.

Woo!

Now I'm getting fucking pulled up.

Getting Indian pussy pussy on the road.

Sir, were you motorboating that big Indian woman in your Oscar Marietter mobile?

I'm like, don't you know who I am?

Do you have a warrant?

Don't you know who I am?

Where's your probable cause?

I'm Donald Trump Jr.

They're like, oh, I had no idea, sir.

Right away.

They salute me.

May I, sir?

He has to motorboat.

We're all going to motorboat this big Indian bitch.

Don't you know who I am?

It's me, Regis Philip.

What if I did that?

Yeah, I'm Regis.

I'm Regis.

And I'm dead, and I've got a big bitch.

And I'm gay.

And I'm gay, and I've got a big bitch.

And she's...

She's got a nice pussy.

And

it's very stinky.

Look out, it's stinky.

It's a stinky one.

It's a stinker, folks.

Both culturally and because of our size.

Look at the lines coming off of that pussy.

You can see it like a cartoon.

There's flies.

There's flies.

Green lines coming off of it.

Video of my wife's pussy.

And we're going to zoom in.

And as we zoom in, you can see there's Lance Cash walking along the mounds.

And it's on fire, and he's got a kid sitting on a leash.

That's how fucked up a pussy is.

It's a dilapidated African village.

There's a pack of wild feral dogs that lives there.

Oh, fuck my ass.

I'm missing going to see a big shitty summer movie.

I really want to go.

I'm going to go watch Shang-Chi, dude.

I might go see Shang.

I hear it's sick.

I want to be the only Marvel movie I see is the Chinese one.

Yeah, well, you have to.

Well, what's his name in it?

Liu Wang.

Ronnie Chang.

It's so funny that that's like, that movie's going to make so much goddamn money in China.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

That's why they made it.

They got one.

They're like, what if we made a movie that made $80 billion?

Oh, my God.

They're going to

go crazy for it.

The movie should have been like, it should be.

They should have just let Beijing write the movie.

Yeah, they probably.

It's probably.

They probably did.

I auditioned for some role in that.

I can't wait to see which Chinese guy got it.

That's bullshit.

They gave it to another Chinese guy.

I don't know who got it.

I think there was one fat white

sidekick that said funny stuff.

Oh, really?

And I auditioned for it.

They gave it to Aquafina.

And I think Aquafina got it.

They made her gain 400 pounds to play the role.

God damn it, they got to change her name to fucking Sprite Remix.

That's right.

Damn, Sprite Remix was good.

Yeah, it was.

I love berry flavored chicken.

Sprite Remix.

You know what I used to love getting drunk off of as a teenager?

Is

Smearing Off Triple Black?

Yeah.

Which tasted just like Sprite Remix.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I used to get the fucking like some kind of vodka, like some kind of berry vodka, throw that bitch in Sprite Remix.

Ooh, that was getting drunk fat 17-year-old heaven right there.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Then you go to fucking get a little royal farms afterwards.

No pussy at the high school party.

Listening to me and

riding the bus around, listening to Pete Pablo drunk.

Me and the fellas in the Dodge Grand Caravan playing Lil Wayne.

Speaking of something, the Koshi Dreams ex-come town company Adread slogan, smoking.

Oh, yeah.

I wish I had.

Let me say this.

I wish I was smoking Cushy Dreams when I was getting drunk and not getting pussy in high school.

I think Adam has a couple of things to say about.

Don't you, Adam?

Well,

do you?

They specialize in an extraordinary CBD rich hemp flower across

the bud.

Oh, my God.

And pre-roll CBD joints.

That's the the same stuff that Jerry Garcia was smoking before he died.

Is that real?

Yeah.

You can join the group of adults.

Remember, it's adults.

Who are sick of vapes and gummies and want to smoke their CBD?

Boo!

I hate vapes.

I hate gummies.

And that's how you adult like a boss.

You adult like a big-time boss by smoking your fucking CBD.

And

it ships to all fucking.

What are you, a child?

What are you drinking smearing off

raspberry vodka with Sprite Remix?

No.

You're drinking fucking whiskey neat and you're smoking CBD.

It looks like high-quality marijuana, it feels like high-quality marijuana, and it tastes like high-quality marijuana.

And the CBD is a little bit more damaging.

You put it up your ass, you can't tell the difference.

Yeah, that's right.

And it's the boof it, it's the same.

Oh, I love boofing CBD.

And it's up to 20%, which makes it some of the highest in the game.

Wow.

That's what they say.

The CBD game.

Adam, keep going.

Yeah.

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And his POC orchestra.

That's right.

Talk my fucking penis off my fucking dick balls.

I'm gay.

Good night.

I'm gay.

It's like my penis is my penis.

But seriously, folks, we kid a lot on this program.

We make a lot of stuff.

Something that you don't want to joke about is how awesome Cushy Dreams is.

i really love the shit you know i mean it is one of the few products i actually use in my life i guess i wear clothes you use clothes i smoke cbd and i have uh don't forget nazi memorabilia and that's a product that is a product i consume a lot of i have a bunch of nazi gold

that's right that i and you and you use uh swanson's baby dick condoms i use swanson's baby dick condoms

they originally that's how they started everyone knows their their beef stew I was explaining to somebody the other day is that a lot of these upstarts, they misunderstand, they think communism would be a system in which everybody has a big dick, and that's fantasy.

No, that's idealist fantasy.

Communism, how it would really work, is that they make baby dick-sized condoms.

That's true.

But they're also called magnums, and there's virtually no difference.

And they're gold-foiled, yep.

They're still exactly the same.

So magnums are indicative of an abnormally sized dick one way or the other.

And that's communism.

That's communism.

And you can send any woman who penis shames you to a goo log.

No, you get to kill them yourself.

Oh, with your bare hands.

No, you get a gun.

State sanctions.

I'd like to go to the goo log, if you know what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah.

The come.

I'd like to get a little asshole filled with snots.

That's what I like, is an allergic asshole.

Anyway, they got three lines of the ball.

He's going to fuck me now.

It's me, Adam the ass.

I have allergies.

I'm allergic for you.

Adam the asshole.

I'm allergic for being too close to a pussy.

There's a pussy right below me, and it's making me allergic.

Oh,

okay.

Yeah, you're gay.

Well, you're a woman's ass.

Sorry, I gotta cut you guys off there because there are three lines in order of quality.

Private reserve, ultra premium, and premium.

And every can size is 3.5 grams.

Each can is nitrogen sealed for optimal freshness.

You can mix it with anything else you like to smell.

That's so fucking awesome.

Relax, peace, create, hustle, dream, energy.

That sounds really cool, Adam, but unfortunately, I don't really want to pay full price for pushy dreams.

Well,

hold on one second, I guess.

Oh, looks like he got too close to him.

Too close to him, pussy.

A woman walked outside by the window.

Wow, are you spending a speech?

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of your first order.

Wow, that's sick.

Smoke your CBD because you can.

Smoke penis because you can.

Smoke a man's hard cup.

President Kamala.

Yeah, you mean cop Mala?

Cop Mala takes it away and gives it all to her queer stepdaughter.

That bitch looks exactly like you.

Yeah.

Pretty much exactly like me.

You can 100 wear share clothes with did you mention that it's a hundred percent hand trimmed yeah it's hand trimmed by uh experts in the field of cbd cultivation they cure it

let me ask you this did you mention that they have three lines in order of clothes yeah i did

private reserve ultra premium and premium wow and wait hold on that doesn't it starts at premium it starts hold on oh okay so private reserve is the real good shit yeah i'm private reserve is indoor.

Ultra premium is also indoor, and then premium is indoor/slash outdoor.

If you want that outdoors experience for.

Yeah,

3.5 grams.

They call that NAIDS.

That's what they call it.

They call that NAIDS.

It's more like 3.8, but

3.5 grams is just.

What do you mean it's more like 3.8?

It's a little bit more than 3.5 is NAITH.

Yeah, yeah.

That's what the drug dealers

mix it with anything else you like to smoke.

Are you serious?

You can smoke my cock.

I think so.

I think you're out of your mind, bro.

If you smoke my cock, if you put my penis in my ass,

if you put a penis in my ass,

yeah, a penis, yes, yes.

Hold on, let me do some laughing.

Apparently, the media is now turning on Biden and telling him he's not allowed to talk about his dead son anymore.

They're saying, Hold on, hold on.

An eighth, an eighth.

So if it's 3.8,

How many grams are there?

It's like 28 grams.

3.8

times 8.

So divide 28.

I think it's 28.8 divided by 8.

You're a fucking dumb bitch.

It's 3.6 grams.

It's not 3.8.

Are you serious?

Is it really 3.6?

It's 3.6.

Have I been getting robbed by drug dealers?

Yeah, your whole life.

But Adam was wrong to say it's 3.8.

The difference between point, because that 0.1 gram.

3.6, Nick, is once again correct, and I'm once again incorrect.

I'm pissed off.

Yeah, don't come at me with Graham stuff.

You know, I've been on that food scale for years.

He loves flipping packs.

It really is.

You do get like a, like, I can reach into

a bunch of raw chicken and fucking like almost to the gram sometimes know exactly how much I'm throwing down.

That feels good.

It is good.

It makes me feel like David Blaine.

That's some mental math for you, folks.

I don't know.

What is David Blaine?

he's a good

magician he does magic sometimes but then the others the half the other times it's like i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna hold a lighter to my asshole for four days feats of endurance it is endurance yeah it's not really magic yeah well all i know is that he was in the pussy posse

and he beat some allegations against somebody's like i'm having my hands surgically reversed did he beat them or did are they still out there that people were like we need to see this guy put the ass

cut off i have my hands and feet switched by a surgeon.

And then I'm going to try and jack off as many guys as possible within an hour.

I had my feet replaced with more hands.

Wow.

I had my hands cloned.

They were cut off and I operated with nubs for months.

And in that time, I learned how to jack guys off with nubs.

Meanwhile, the doctors were cloning my hands to cut off my feet and give me more hands.

And once those were all back on, I had gotten so good at jacking guys off with the nubs that once I had, you the hands back, it was like

playing with cheat codes.

Right, right.

Being a white man is kind of like playing on life with cheat codes.

Oh, shit.

I never did that.

That's interesting.

Is that true?

That's a great observation.

That's what I heard from a Dove commercial.

I haven't actually gotten a single ounce of white privilege my entire life.

Yeah.

I've just had the deck stacked against me.

But I'll believe you.

You've had the dick sucked against me.

Okay.

And by that I mean you sucked a bunch of guys' cocks.

yeah it is funny because it's against my will it is funny because like yeah obviously there's a privilege you can recognize but you think it's overblown sometimes and then i think to myself it's like

all right imagine three black women had this show

how much money do you think they would be making oh yeah and it's you think they'd be on hbo i don't know not this adam not this this show sucks this show this show is fucking retarded if they had this show first of all i mean it would be like there would be people pretending that it doesn't exist.

Yeah.

They'd be like, that's not, those aren't black people.

Right, right, right.

Yeah.

And they certainly wouldn't be getting the money.

So is that privilege?

I suppose so.

Yeah.

I suppose so.

Yeah.

I also don't understand the privilege argument because it's like, oh, well, you have all these privileges.

And it's like, okay.

And?

Where do we go from there?

Well, you got to take them away.

No.

What's the argument for that?

That doesn't make any sense.

You've lost your practice.

Something's too easy.

Yeah, and I don't think it should be harder.

So make it easier for everybody else.

Okay, that's fine, but that's not my problem.

We all get to be white men.

Sure, but

that sounds like something.

Black women, you are now white men.

That sounds like something you got to deal with.

If you're saying I'm already chilling, I've already, I'm in this place you want to be.

If I was inside a club and you were like, hey, you're inside that club and I'm not, I'd be like, all right.

So calm.

You're like, I should be able to get inside the club.

I'm like, I'm not.

So then tell that to the fucking bouncer.

What does that have to do with me?

Why don't you tell the bouncer, dude?

Why don't you tell the bouncer?

Because I don't have any authority over him and they had to let me in here.

Why don't you amplify her voice?

Amplify the voice of the police.

I don't know what that means.

You give her a lot of stuff.

You put her on speakerphone.

You put her on speaker.

Let her call you, put her on speakerphone.

My phone was stolen by, I think, her son, her eight-year-old son.

And I would call the police, but I've traced it.

No, that's very true.

Yeah, go up to the bouncer, say, we need some social workers sent over here right now because there's a crime taking place.

And it's the crime that you're committing by not letting her into this club.

And the social workers come.

They summarily execute the bouncer.

That, now we're talking.

Then they summarily execute you.

No.

But you live.

They send you to Gitmo.

Now you go on the beach with the talip on.

You find out Gitmo's actually pretty nice.

Pretty sweet.

There's good surfing.

You find out the waves,

everyone gets a boogie board.

Everyone's boogieing down there.

Everyone gets a boogie board.

They got a nice taco truck right on the beach.

It's pretty cheap.

Yeah, they get it.

So, why do they call it a boogie board?

That's the thing that no, no one's got an answer for that.

You can't dance on it.

It's not made out of boogers.

Because it's a good time.

It's true.

It's not made out of boogers.

You're just having a good time.

Yeah, but I mean, a surfboard, that makes sense.

I guess they couldn't call it that, even though you're doing the same thing.

I love boogie boards, dude.

Body surfing.

Remember that?

Yeah, I do.

And they trick you into think that's what you're body surfing and not just being washed ashore by the waves.

What's the difference between body surfing and boogie boarding?

Boogie boarding involves.

Body surfing, you don't have the boogie board.

It's just your body.

Oh, that's sick.

Sometimes people do it with flippers.

You're just getting your ass fucked by the waves.

You're just getting your ass.

But you kind of negotiate the waves.

I like that, though.

I like getting my ass fucked by the waves.

It's fun, yeah.

Yeah, but that would be like a funny thing.

I like when they toss me around like a little fucking slug.

Like a little fucking whore.

I like when Poseidon holds me down if you're a bad person.

If you're like, oh,

I went hiking this weekend, and you just said someone drive you to the top of the mountain and just shove you down.

You just sort of roll down the side, and you're like, I'm hiking.

But if body roll, you say I'm body hiking.

Body surfing, yeah.

Body surfing is about.

I'll tell you what, I don't like any of the gravity-based sports.

What kind of

skydiving, body surfing, downhill skiing?

Downhills.

Being shoved down the mountain.

Loose.

Being hanged.

Bobsled.

Bobsled skeleton.

Being hanged to death.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

No,

I don't want to be dropped.

Having a piano dropped on your head by Bruno.

That's not very showful.

And then having a really big bump on your head.

Having a big bump on your noggin.

And then having a bunch of birds tweeting around your head.

Yeah.

It's really annoying.

I tell you, getting into a big dust-up with the guy and having a bunch of symbols coming out, that's really.

I like getting horny like a big, like a wolf with my tongue out.

Yeah, banging on the table.

Oh, ooga, let me get some pussy.

Yeah, you'll be like a 40s cartoon about a gay wolf, and there's like a strong guy on stage, and then he likes, or the gay guy turns around, and his ass turns into a wolf,

and

the asshole is like, woo!

Yeah, whistling.

The fucking tongue.

There's a big tongue that comes out of his asshole.

That's pretty cool.

I would pitch that.

Me coming out of the time machine.

You met Tech Savory?

Warner Brothers Studios in

1941 or what?

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah.

And they're like, you're from the future.

Do you have any news about maybe

what the Japanese might do?

Not really.

A type of camp that might be happening in Germany.

You're like, no, no.

Don't even worry about the Germans.

Everything is only up and up over there.

I don't know.

They were doing the Holocaust.

Yeah, I think I've said this before on the show.

This came up recently, but people talk about going back in time to stop Hitler.

And it's like, stop him from doing what?

Come on.

He lost the war.

No, we did talk about this, and we said, and I believe me and Answer,

our answer was the Holocaust.

I didn't get it.

They didn't do the Holocaust.

Oh, right.

He did some of it.

I mean, I don't know what the fuck I'm.

Right.

Because he didn't ultimately succeed.

He didn't do the whole thing.

Yeah, well, he did.

You're saying stop him.

He did a pretty big.

He he left a pretty big dent.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But you can't stop somebody.

If they're not doing it, if I go there, I'm like, he's going, nobody's going to be able to.

No, let me ask you this.

No, no, no, no.

Here.

If you had a sandwich and I ate

the whole neck, that would happen.

And I ate half of it.

Yeah.

Wouldn't you go back?

You could go back in time and stop me from eating that half of the sandwich.

Wow.

The whole sandwich isn't.

If you had a time machine.

I would get there and then the sandwich would be full.

You'd knock the sandwich out of his hand.

You get the full sandwich.

Fuck you, that's my sandwich.

No.

And then you could eat all of the fun.

You could have the whole sandwich.

You could eat all the stuff.

Yeah, it would be really funny to be like, I got to stop Hitler because I want to do it.

He can't have all the fun himself.

Yeah, whatever.

And I was like, that was my idea.

Yeah.

So you could copy him?

You're just out there

giving fucking speeches and shit with a little stupid mustache.

Hell, man.

Dude, you get the mustache before him?

Yeah.

It's game over.

Hey, Adolf.

Oh, you know what you could do?

Adolf, it's your cousin Marty.

I got an idea for what we could do with all the Jews.

You're going to love this.

Yeah, just some fucking guy on a stormfront.

Here's what you do, right?

Here's how you stop Hitler.

You go back in time, you get that mustache, and you start sucking guys' cocks.

You become the most notorious gay guy

with his mustache and his haircut.

I think a lot of that's what was going on then.

I think a lot of those guys had that mustache.

That was not an unpopular person.

I saw a picture of my great-grandfather, and he was a Jewish guy, and he had that mustache.

But if you got his haircut and his mustache, and you talked like that, but you're like, I love sucking cock, and you just had a lot of videos circulating, getting fucked in the ass,

and I'm Gadolph Fuckler.

Or no, Gadolph.

No one would take that guy seriously.

Then you fuck up his whole vibe, dude, by being gay as shit.

No one was listening to him because he was a pussy getting out.

Did we say go check out his promo code Come Town?

Yeah, we did, yeah.

I'll check out Cushy Dreams.

But did we mention getsuperleaf.com slash Cometown?

We haven't actually.

Perfect timing.

There's another website that's super

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And Speciosa is super

pronounced Speciosa.

And kratom is pronounced kratom.

Kratum.

I think Adam has something to say.

Kratom does your whole body energy, but for some reason it's like coffee for your cock or your vagina.

That's so true.

If you're tired from all the sex you've been having, taking small speciosa can energize you to fuck like a god.

Oh my god.

Kratom is in fact a cousin of the coffee plant.

And you know how coffee is good for fucking?

Yep.

I love dipping my nuts in some fucking macchiato.

Yeah.

Gets the whores juiced up.

You're going to want to check out patreon.com slash gumtown.

Don't forget the Prince of Pleasure tour.

Yeah.

Stop me.biz.

Well, you're at getsuperlief.com slash gumtown, getting a great deal on Kratom directly from the source, which I'm assuming is

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Thailand or one of those fucked up countries that white guys go to and they get broken up with and they're pretending they're chill about it.

Yep.

Yeah.

Actually, you know what?

I think I'm just going to go.

I'm going to go live in Cambodia for like six months.

You have my groove back.

Really?

Yeah.

By hiring.

Really?

That's where you're going.

Really?

By hiring desperate women to suck you off.

Really?

That's where you're going.

Get him.

Get him, Nick.

Hold on.

Really?

Hold on, Adam.

Stop.

You're cutting him off.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Yeah.

Seriously?

And you're listening to Come Town.

And my name is Cherise.

And I was thinking about this the other day.

They also don't say the episode.

What about a woman named Stephanie Garfield?

That's a little preview.

Hold on.

I love the previews.

That's my favorite part of the show.

Doing the show for doing Sunday's.

Stephanie Garfield Bill.

My name is Shanique.

And let me tell you, when I'm getting fucked up on Kratom,

I go to guestsuperleaf.com slash Cometown to get even more of it.

A woman of color owned business.

We actually are not sure about that.

We don't know.

I think it might be

Asian guy.

That's a

type of stuff.

That's close enough.

Kratom is the secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know about it.

They don't want you to know about it.

Why are they hoarding it for themselves?

What the fuck are they doing?

Answer that question, Jake Paul.

You fuck.

Hassan Piker.

Hassan.

Give up the Kratom.

Give it up, dude.

You're fucking $8 million mansion.

Yes.

Some of us are still fucking grinding it out.

Some communist you are living in a fucking house.

How dare you have a house in the city you live in?

Indoor toilet?

Get out of here.

Everyone's got residual COVID blues.

He's not a real communist like me.

A 16-year-old

that doesn't have any money because they're 16 years old and they live with their parents.

Oh, man.

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I imagine this is why you're so damn funny.

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It's cosm coffee is just brown water.

What does that sound like?

Say it again.

This coffee is just brown water.

Kratom is like lost.

Does that sound like anybody?

Not really.

I was just saying maybe accidentally I was doing an impression of somebody.

Oh, I mean, sort of like a shitty Tommy Lee Jones.

I was thinking Tommy Lee Jones, too.

There you go.

Tommy, my penis.

My name is Penis Lee Penis.

That's good.

Penis Lee Penis.

He could be Chinese.

Kratom comes in a tea powder capsules.

You can put anywhere up your ass.

In your cunt?

In your pocket, up your backpack, up your suitcase.

You're great for on the go.

Oh, yeah.

Everyone's got residual COVID blues.

Time to turn the page in the ad read.

As we turn the page in the ad read, let's hear a little bit of Bob Seeger turn the page coming at you live.

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Oh, shit.

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Beautiful.

But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do

when you're riding 16 hours and there's nothing much to do

and you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through.

This is such a gay song, dude.

Like, oh, it sucks being on the road as a musician.

Oh, that sucks.

I have to go to a restaurant.

Yeah.

That's like the whole thing is him just complaining about it.

Yeah.

And then that one part where it's like

goes into a restaurant.

Everyone thinks you're a woman.

Because you have long hair.

Yeah, because you're fucking...

You're a trainer.

When I sucked your fucking penis on the fucking road again,

I'm fucking gay.

On my dick, on my knees again.

On the road again.

There I am.

This is what I blast on the Uber to LaGuardia.

To go to fucking.

You see?

In first class playing this on a beats pill.

Like, I'm a comedian.

I'm a comedian.

This is a struggle for me.

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Centuries, my brothers.

They're also in great shape.

Coincidence?

Or a fucking economically devastated region where they can only eat grass.

That's why you have lemon grass.

Grass fucking soup.

Which is good.

Mad good.

And then to kickbox the fuck out of each other.

Yeah.

Maybe that has something to do with it.

Yeah, they do some longbok style.

It's either that or the

kratom.

Addicted to fucking.

I think it's due to the fact that they're sweet.

Anyway, but there's some mandatory benefits that we

need to mention.

Yeah, why don't you go ahead and read those off, Adam?

Kratom is 100% natural.

Can help improve your mood, deliver energy, reduce pain, helps people feel better.

It's also used to relieve stress or take the edge off.

Yeah, my damn.

Every batch of Super Speciosa has a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates.

It's going to stand for queer retards.

Yeah, I think it is.

Is that what that does?

It does.

Yeah.

Is that what that does?

Yes.

Okay.

I think so.

And it should be checking.

Yes, it does.

I just want to take a little check arena.

And we're glad glad you did, and it does.

And it does stand for that.

And keep going, Adam.

You have one more bullet point to remember.

And if you can make it last maybe about nine minutes and 42 seconds.

Yeah, read the last one slow.

And if you're not.

You got to read the ad slow.

Yeah, yeah, there we go.

Read the ad, you got to slow it down.

All the young cops, they want to read the ad as fast as possible.

Say, we got to read it fast, get the money.

He's like,

slow.

You don't have to do your job.

Read it slow.

I'm Robert Duvall and I'm a fag.

And I'm gay.

And I'm a fag.

I'm fucking gay.

And I'm a gay.

It's me.

Gay, Robin.

It's I'm fucking gay.

It's me.

I'm Robin Duvall.

I'm fucking gay.

Go ahead.

Who else is the Godfather?

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entire penis.

20% off of Adam's penis is zero inches.

That's so important.

That is true.

Yeah.

Mathematically.

No, it's not.

It's not if you have zero dick.

If you're already starting off with 20%.

If it's already zero dick, then it would be zero inches.

No,

somebody learned math at the school for small dick guys and denial yeah that's true and that somebody is my parents sent me to special school

yeah the small the little dick academy i would love to have a couple of throwing stars who just lightly toss your way just a feeling lightly so like it wouldn't you know when they call you know when the medical examiners call them hesitation stabs yeah i'd say a couple of hesitation throws all right they always do that in shows they say well these are hesitation marks i hear defensive wound.

Defensive wounds, but they say hesitation where it's like somebody's

like they have to work them.

They're dipping their toes in the water of murder.

That must feel really awful to stab somebody to death.

Oh, yeah.

Gun, it's like you fucking squeeze a little trigger or you really feel their life.

You feel like James Bond shooting somebody.

Yeah, yeah, it's like smoking a cigarette.

It looks cool,

but it's bad.

But it looks awesome.

Yes.

Yes.

I've been laughing at the idea of sp like fucking Russian agents or somebody breaking into a hotel room, catching Sean Connery, James Bond fucking, and the woman's just on the bed and they're like, Very, you know, where is

And you just uh there's like you know, it's like a big fancy French hotel room.

And then there's a window off to the side and it's like you can just see his feet underneath the drapes, but then his dick's also poking out

through the drapes.

Through the like a little slit in the drapes.

And then they just pull the curtain aside, and he's like, ah, I assure you found my hiding.

I assure you have discovered me where I've been hiding.

That would be awesome.

Just completely naked.

Yeah.

Dick's still hard.

Hard-ass dick.

And you know it looks cute.

And then the next scene, he's just got his hands tied behind him.

He's like, but still naked.

Still been hard.

Some guy petting a cat.

I've got to get sucked off before it goes down.

Well, Mr.

Bond, you thought you could stop my plans, but it seems I have caught you with your pants down.

That's funny.

My pants may be down, but at least my dick is held.

Held?

Held.

He's friends.

But at least my dick is held.

Stop saying it like that, Mr.

Bond.

Stop it!

It's making me feel stupid!

Stop doing that!

I'm going to kill myself if you don't.

Just grabs a henchman's gun and shoots himself.

Seems I have saved the day again.

Why saying the word hard gay?

He's just in M's office with his hands.

He's standing like at a tension at ease, and he's still completely naked, and his dick's hard.

He's still hard.

It's a wonderful job, Mr.

Bond.

But if you could please put your clothes back on,

but I'm here.

Don't

say that, James.

Why are you saying it like that?

You have to stop.

Stop it.

I might have to give you my job and kill myself.

And the movie's called How James Bond Became the King of England.

Yep.

My dick is fucking small.

They got a new James Bond coming out, huh?

Yeah, a black woman, James Bond.

Yeah, for real.

You're talking about white privilege.

Who's it going to be?

Whoopie Goldberg.

Yeah.

No, it's her triumphant return.

Too old.

It's going to be Star Jones.

Star Jones.

You know, I was a lawyer.

I forgot about Korean.

Star Jones, dude.

She always said, bitch.

She always used to mention on the view that she was a lawyer.

Dude,

you know who I saw a picture of?

I was like, what the fuck?

Sherry Shepard, dude.

Sherry Shepard could get some dicks.

Star Jones, I thought, lost a lot of weight and actually was hot.

No, she wasn't hot.

She had bypass.

She had lap band.

And she got like a younger guy.

Wow.

Yeah, dude.

Check out Sherry Shepard's Instagram.

She's looking good these days.

So I got my fucking diggins.

Star Jones will be starring as James.

Jesus is so small.

It's funny when they do, they're going to do black woman in the next one, and her name's still going to be James Bond.

Yeah, hell yeah.

This would be a black woman talking with a Scottish accent.

I'm gay.

It's she that you've discovered I'm a black.

Don't touch my hair.

Yeah.

Don't touch my hair.

Is this a black woman still just womanizing like Italian?

That would be awesome.

Just

smoking Italian pin-up women.

Just eating so much gash.

Let me ask you something.

Have you ever had the test of black push?

Would you like to?

He's getting trashed.

That would be fucking sick, honestly.

I would love that, actually.

Yeah,

we should do that.

As long as we get to see her fuck, yeah.

Make her black.

I would prefer that, actually.

I'm done with these fucking white boys.

Are you?

Yeah, dude.

I would much rather see a movie where two hot girls fuck and a hot girl kills people.

Yeah.

No one sees hot girls fucking movies.

It's not.

Doesn't that sound?

Well, no, I mean, they try to make lesbian movies, just no one goes to see him.

That's why I don't get it.

So, No Time to Die is the next one.

I guess that's the last Daniel Craig.

That's a cool name.

Now, these fucking cocksuckers, this movie is going to be two hours and 43 minutes long.

I got to get all the Craig I can get.

Which is just, they need to stop doing that.

That's longer than my dick.

No movie needs to be that long.

But what about the cross and then the double cross?

You need some time.

I don't fucking care, dude.

I mean, if an hour and 40 minutes of that is pussy,

then I'm listening.

That's true.

No, it's going to get him.

It's going to be, he gets pussy, then he fucks up, gets beaten up.

And it's all over for James.

Maybe then he loses his MI clear.

What is it?

I feel like the next James Bond, because he's 16.

They're just picking all these kind of like handsome mixed race guys

who the next one could possibly be.

It really should be somebody with a horrific facial injury.

I think that would be cool.

Yeah, freak.

Yeah, somebody with like Cruzon syndrome.

I'm

Bond.

No, just like.

I think you should have a fucking.

You should be a Looney Tune-style retarded guy.

Duh, whatever you think, Bond.

Somebody with Cruzon's disease.

What's Cruzon's disease?

I'll show you a picture.

Somebody looks like that.

Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah.

Somebody's kind of got.

I guess Michael Cain kind of looks like he's got Cruz.

He's a hot Cruzon's guy.

Yeah.

But I've never seen.

Imagine a more British baby.

Didn't they have like a bad guy that looked like that?

Oh, I think think I've discovered who did it, Poor Minister.

I think I know.

I think I got

the dude card.

Because that would be true representation.

Wasn't the bad guy from, or wasn't the guy from Happy Gilmore also James Bond and he had eyes like that?

Yeah.

Oh, that guy.

Oh, darn it.

If they're going to get the bomb.

It's a very discomfort.

Die.

That baby straight up looks like an 80-year-old British guy.

That's cool.

And in the towel.

Oh, good turn, run away.

Yeah,

every baby with cruise on says like a different kind of British.

Like, that's a, that's, that's.

That's an extreme kid.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

That baby looks surprised.

Can you fix that shit or what?

Damn.

That kid got a poor, got a bad hand play.

look at this one

what is that Beetlejuice

that kid does look like Betelgeuse

man

honestly there is nothing funnier than trying to get beetle juice to do math

That is better than anything that's ever been created

asking him what like two plus five is

the episode where the guy calls in as Barack Obama and and tells Beetle Jew

is mean to Beetle Judith.

I never listened to that one.

He's like, I fuck your ass up.

It's just a guy pretending to be Obama.

It doesn't even sound like Obama.

That's so funny.

He's like, beat, we got President Barack Obama on the left.

President Barack Obama on the phone.

Oh, God.

Yeah, there's nothing.

Suck my penis.

You're gay.

Oh, you're fucking...

you're gay.

You can't suck my dick.

You can't just suck on my fucking dick.

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