Ep. 248 – Girl Power
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And my balls are too small too.
They said my penis could not get hard at all unless I looked at a man.
They said my dick is small
and my balls are too small too.
That's how it's supposed to sound.
They said my dick is small.
They said my dick is small.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
And my balls are too small too.
And I could not get hard.
Unless I was looking at men.
And I've never had an hard before
because I am gay.
My little ass fucking dick is small.
And I can't get hard.
I cut my penis off.
I took took my penis out.
Bam, bum, bum, bum, wow, wow.
And everybody started laughing at it.
Oh, yes.
They said my dick is small
and my balls are too small.
Hold on.
All right, we got seven seconds.
They said my dick is small
and my balls are too small too.
I am gay.
I only get hard-looking hackamascot.
And I wanna see a woman's pussy, psych.
No, I don't.
Wanna see a woman's pussy, sack?
No, I don't.
Yeah, there you go.
That's great.
That's great.
In the studio.
Back in the fucking studio.
Back in the mix.
And I need to fuck a man's soft ass.
And I need to suck a man's penis.
And fuck his mouth.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And I am gay.
I can't wait to give Maggie my hands.
And let me suck his dick.
Let me say his balls.
Let me suck his dick.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
And put his dick straight through my eye.
I wanna see myself using a little clean ass.
I wanna
I wanna suck his ass.
Yeah, little right, Dan.
Thank you.
Thank you, Edinburgh.
We are the white stripes.
We are the white stripes.
We are the white stripes.
We are the white stripes from Chicago.
It's so good to be here in London, Edinburgh.
London town.
In London, here.
Yeah,
babe, to play the music.
To play a music picture show.
We are surviving stripes from Chicago town.
We've got, there's a, we have a slideshow of pictures of us doing the things in the show.
Play the music.
Stop showing us you fucking a bunch of guys
going to take a little breakthrough music to look at a slideshow
it's an experimental type of music it's actually pictures of gay pornography
I am Jack White and his name is Franz White it's supposed to be a girl and one of us has the small penis and the other has the big one.
And we stuck into each other like nesting dolls.
And I want to suck a man's hot dick and fuck his ass.
And I want him to fuck me right through my eye.
And I wish he'd make me wear makeup and a pretty dress.
And I want to bring my own dress
while I'm getting rain.
I want to get a really nice lace dress and then get rain.
I want to make my own dress to my rain.
My dad.
I'm going to make a dress
and then get rent in the dress that I made.
Where's the real white stripes
we're doing tiny voice
why do we do a tiny voice and we sing about making dresses I paid 85 bucks for this yo you remember the special poetry jam I don't the video of like the special education well I guess they're just kids with debilities but no disabilities that's not the same as Eli is it no that's different that's the that's don't point the knife at me yeah Nick's got a fucking sweet knife
and holding a knife.
Pretty cool.
What kind of knife is that?
What's the
Hanzo Kikatori?
It's a Hattori Hanzo.
It's a K-bar knife.
Nice.
K-bar.
Don't cut the leather on my shit.
Come on, dude.
Why?
Those were free anyway.
You got them from the garbage.
You got them in the garbage.
No, I got them from the factory after I sent back the one from the garbage.
In fact, what we should do is steal those from Adam.
We get free boots.
You've had your fill of these.
How many years have you had these?
They've lasted like three years.
Okay.
Girls wear these now.
No, no, no.
Guys ain't girls now.
No,
stones.
These are girls' shoes now.
Guys and girls and Australian people.
No.
Mostly girls wear these.
Most guys and Australian people.
Guys have knives now.
They carry around a knife.
And no shoes?
Guys don't have shoes like that.
Flip-flops and knives.
Having said that, I would like them so you can't have them.
I thought you have boots.
I do.
You have nice boots.
I have size 6E.
I have 11.5 6E boots.
Perfect for my free.
You have size 6 boots, but they're double D.
Double D boots.
You got double D.
They're true.
They're 6E.
I have E's, dude.
I don't have double D's.
E-cup breasts.
I have E-cup feet.
I'm going to titty fuck you
between your feet.
You wish.
We're going to titty fuck.
We're going to titty fuck him and his butt cheeks.
We're going to draw nipples on his ass.
We made the prison guy.
Tattoo nipples on his butt cheeks.
and now we titty fuck we're gonna titty fuck his little button
we got a woman's wig to put on his lower back
And we turn his butt
drawing smiling face on the small
Now we get our dicks done by his ass
He says is sucking on dicks.
We are not gay.
We tattooed Miss Piggy's face on his ass and got it a wig.
And now we fuck his ass.
You know what I never understood?
What was that?
Was that a...
There was that one video of the guy from jail who said he makes somebody toss a salad because you can't pretend it's anything but an ass.
Do you remember that video?
No, I don't remember that.
It's like a guy who says when he's in prison, he makes guys eat his ass.
And he's like, you can pretend,
you can't pretend that's anything but an ass.
Because you can't see it highly.
But
to me, the gayest thing to do would be to fuck someone's ass or make him suck your dick.
Because, you know, an ass, you could pretend is a pussy much easier than the other way around.
An asshole.
Yeah.
Yeah, or it's just a woman's asshole as far as you're concerned.
That's just something I never understood.
That's right.
When I go to prison,
I guess unless you...
The least gay thing you can do is to be penetrated in your ass.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Because otherwise...
Do you know that video?
Have you guys seen that?
No, I've never seen it.
The guy talks about tossing salad.
Nick, it feels like you might have seen it.
I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
Really?
Was it from a Dateline NBC locked-up type show?
I think so.
I don't remember.
I don't remember exactly what it is, but I just never understood that logic.
If anyone at home knows,
watch that video and see if you can.
We could pull it up, dude.
We have multimedia for i guess i guess i can look for it but i don't remember i even know how i would
oh you got the aux cable
um let me see if i can find it toss salad video pretty tossing my salad tossing my salad
and you go tossing my
toss my salad
oh yeah it was chris rock had something about that chris rock said that you know what it was a bit that Chris Rock I think Chris Rock did a bit about this video.
I wonder if I just did Chris Rock's bit without realizing it regular TV and there's a lot of shit that's what you gonna do not the HBO jail special
oh they showed it all they was interviewing a brother and then they said now sir when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs how do you initiate him the guy goes well the first thing I do is make him toss my salad.
Oh yeah.
I wonder if...
The guy's like, toss my salad?
Well, what's that?
God, well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with chili or syrup.
I'm the first, sir.
Sure.
I thought they did it, sir.
And then the guy said, oh, no,
why must you go through all of that, sir?
Why not just oral sex?
And the guy goes, well, when a man's sucking your dick, he can pretend that's something else.
When he's eating ass, he knows it's ass.
I mean, that I just don't understand that man's logic.
How can he punish?
Damn.
He would rather die than be gay.
Yeah.
Chris.
I don't know about that, Chris.
Chris Rock.
It's time to cancel Chris Rock.
Let's cancel Chris Rock for being black.
Now, wait a second.
So, okay.
I guess that would, but yeah, I just don't see what that gay, the gay prison man's logic is.
Everybody's mad about cancel culture now.
They didn't care about cancel culture back when they canceled Africa
and made everybody.
Slavery?
Yes.
You're right.
Because they canceled being African.
They did.
They canceled your pants and they were all black people fired from being African and made them get new jobs so they don't get any money.
That's true.
You know, they had jobs in Africa.
You don't know how problematic the shit they were doing in Africa.
That's true.
Do we have
Twitter back in the day?
They were low-key problems.
Witch Doctor, Lord of the Coconuts, the guy that guards Donkey Kong's Bohemian Horde.
I think they also had, like, you know, Farmer and
like
Gold, I think.
There was that one guy from.
Nobody was shit.
Back in the day, you know, that's not what I've seen on some Facebook groups.
Timbuktu, they had the world's largest library, but none of those average guys would ever go there.
So they just got rid of it.
That's my understanding.
Oh, that's interesting.
I see.
I didn't think that was the case.
Well, who got where to go then?
I would love to play.
It sounded like they brought it with the slaves.
Imagine playing Oregon Trail at the Timbuktu Library.
Yeah.
That would be awesome.
Or Stragonona.
No, it was all homeless guys in the Timbuktu library, jacking off, just jacking off, they had to close it down.
Yeah, they're like, these homeless guys keep pissing and jacking off every great library in Alexandria,
everywhere it was jacking off in there.
That's what happened.
They burned it down because there was too much hobo jiz there.
Yeah, that's the problem.
You can't make a nib a library too nice.
No, I can't talk today.
You can't make a nibber than this.
Oh, yeah.
We noticed it's different than usual.
Yeah, well, it's worse than usual.
And by the way, I gave you, you know, maybe the problem is I gave you the box.
I'm sitting on the box.
I'm too relaxed off the box.
Adam,
stop took my box.
Actually, I was not complaining, but you most generously offered to take the box for this episode.
And you know what?
I feel more alert.
I have to keep my posture up.
Yeah, you look like pretty.
Do you like this?
Yeah, zoned in.
It's going to be nice when we get a little trailer to do this.
Yeah, hell yeah.
We're getting
a little
diva trailer.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, like when we're on set and we don't want to come.
Yep.
That's what I got.
I'm going to be throwing tantrums in the trailer.
We got the Kevin Spacey suck off PA trailer.
Yeah.
That's what we're going to be doing the fucking podcast.
Why don't you send a boy in here?
Too many girls have been giving me my coffee.
Send a boy.
Yeah.
I'm going to be in a dressing gown.
No, you're not.
In my trailer.
You're going to be fully nude.
In a little corner.
Yeah, we're going to be
a little gibbon hat like a monkey.
We're going to have a little fez to wear.
Because clearly you're too comfortable.
It's harming your participation.
So we've got to keep you uncomfortable.
You're going to be soaking wet.
We're going to whip your nipples every once in a while.
A little cage that hangs from the ceiling.
Exactly.
I'm going to be on a bed.
And we have a bobcat that gets to swipe at you.
That would be awesome.
Yeah.
I wish we had
listened to us completely.
In a cage over a pit filled with spikes and then on either end there's bobcats that swipe yeah and he has to rock the cage back and forth to avoid the bobcats because they can swipe through the and every time you bomb he lowers just a little bit oh i don't like pointies
you know i don't like pointies
and then on the other side of the trail we're a little kitchenette yeah we're having fucking brownies we have brownies and wings oatmeal cream pies and shit dressed up we're eating cliff bars we're out we're ready for a day of hiking but we're just going to get fucked up off ketamine and not go hiking.
We're just taking pills and fucking eating bacon
in full, like in $500 each worth of like covering gears and mugs.
I got a canteen
filled with fucking Nesquid.
Yeah, dude.
The camel back of Yoohoo.
No, we've got a camel back of Icy.
We're camping.
We're out of camp.
I don't know.
It sounds like it's just the three of us together having to.
Shut the fuck up.
You're going to piss off the bobcats.
We're trying to enjoy breakfast.
If they come over here and start hissing at me, I'm going to be pissed.
If I lose one more drumette to a fucking bobcat, it's your ass, Adam.
Ooh, raisinettes in an MRE.
An MRE.
And that's when we need fruit.
An MRE.
Raisinettes.
And it stands for movie theater fucking shit.
Oh, yeah.
In a box.
Movie theater concession shit.
Ready to eat.
Ready to eat.
You can't get boxes of candies anywhere but
imbecile.
Everywhere.
They don't sell it in that box.
They do go to fucking Walmart
lockbuster.
What do you mean?
They sell it in like plastic.
They got it in a box.
They have a bag form, I thought.
Go to a good grocery store.
I'll be quiet.
Costco hasn't.
Costco sells.
Costco's got a way bigger than a movie theater.
They're big packs.
I do love that giant peanut Eminem's barrel that they have.
That they have at Costco.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Imagine how devastating that would be to her.
That's gone in four and a half hours.
And that's because you spent one hour like, no, I can't.
And then fucking, just being like, God damn it.
It'll be good.
I'll put it in
little baggies and put it away.
I ate 35,000 calories a day.
I don't know how I did it.
According to the science, I should be immune to corona by now.
Pardon me for name-dropping.
Go ahead.
But I met this girl and she told me something that was very cool about her family.
I actually know her actually.
Her dad came up with the
two yellow MM.
Her family made all
Her dad came up with the stock.
Yeah, my dad came up with the shocker.
My name is Elizabeth Shocker.
And my grandfather was the first person.
Worthington Shocker was the first man to.
George Templeton Shocker came up with sticking two fingers in the pussy and one in the ass.
That guy's in the African American History Museum.
Who is?
George Templeton Shocker.
Wow.
I didn't know he was black.
No.
So who was the person you met?
Her dad came up with the M ⁇ M cartoons.
He came up with the Sexy Green Minim.
Whoa.
The yellow peanut M ⁇ M and the red MM.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sexy Green was way after Red.
He was in charge of the whole.
Does he have anything to do with caramel?
Does he have anything to do with that?
I'm sure he had his fingers on that.
I'm sure he had his fingerprints all over that.
So is she rich off that?
I'm assuming that her family is rich.
But when she said that to me, I was like, that's very cool.
Is she single?
Can I get a little bit of a girl?
Because I respect her.
She had a boyfriend.
Because I respect those bloodlines.
But I will tell her that my friend thinks you are of good stock.
Off the strength of those characters, I am offering you access to my penis, madam.
So if it ever doesn't work out with your boyfriend, you let me know.
If you need a new consort.
If you need a new gentleman caller.
If you need a new bow, I'm here.
And by the way, I guarantee you, I've eaten more MMs than whatever Joker she's fucking.
I saw the size of him.
You have eaten a lot more of those.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
He was a slight gentleman.
But yeah, I was very impressed by that brag.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
I was like, that's cool.
That's cool.
She's like, all right, you were name-dropping for 45 minutes straight.
She's like, all right, time to shut him up.
Yeah.
You're like, I was like, actually, my
Blasio's son listens.
With Fort Bragg, they just march around and they're like, I have fucked a thousand girls.
My dick's big, and I'm not gay.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
I'm straight.
One, two, three, four.
I am not gay.
I have seen a lot of tits.
I am basically bored of pussy.
I have gotten too much pussy.
My dick is too big.
I have a hundred PlayStation 5s.
I got a PlayStation 5 before it came out.
I don't even play it.
It's still in the box.
I've been too busy getting pussy.
I have a bunch of candy in my house.
I have every flavor of Kool-Aid at my house.
It's just the brags of little SP.
My family invented MMs.
Adam got to meet me.
I met the girl who invented MMs.
Bill de Blasio's son is a huge fan of mine.
One, two.
Ah, fuck.
Who else listens, Adam?
I know you have a Rolodex in your show.
Yeah.
A lot of people.
So there are some celebrity super fans.
Mark David Chapman.
Yep.
From Heaven.
Richard from Heaven.
Richard Lopez.
Yeah.
Richard Simmons is a big fan of it Richard Simmons is a massive fan big cumbo he loves how
I would love to spend some time with Richard Simmons
Rosario Dawson she's Rosario Dawson is she did say she sent me a weird DM she's like I can't say it but like no she did yeah she's like your show is so funny it's like I'm so sick of these fucking trans people
and I was like look I just got
an idea you're just you don't understand the jokes they're just jokes and she's like what so black people are supposed to be cool now all the time time.
And then she just kind of went into the rant from American History X.
Oh, I don't remember that.
When she DMs me, it's just her breasts.
Yeah, she does that too.
She sends me videos of her naked masturbating.
She does that for me, but she says, you know what, I can't stand these fucking ADL Jews.
And I was like, listen, I'm going to turn the volume down.
You can keep going, but
I'm going to be looking at those fucking breastacles jumping.
I'm not going to be listening to your fucking mouth.
I want to know
how much is the rent in your pussy.
If I wanted to move in,
quote unquote,
if you catch my Tokyo drips.
Are you in that area?
Do you know the people behind it?
I'm gay modigas ball.
Can you introduce me to Vin Diesel?
Vin Diesel listens.
I have an idea for him.
Imagine seeing Vin Diesel at a restaurant and being like, Look, this is a million-in-one shot.
I'm a waiter, but I'm a struggling screenwriter.
And I'm just two words:
fast nine.
Think about it.
Here's my car.
And if you guys do that without my permission, you can expect a lawsuit.
You can hear from my lawyer, aka the knife.
That was my idea.
I'm just calling dibs on that.
My lawyer, Franklin, do machete.
Who else?
Frank do suck.
Frank do suck.
The best.
Oh, is our wine?
Best brand name.
Actually, speaking of brands, is there.
Oh, there is.
There's a brand called Couchois Dremasse.
Couchois du Drames.
Cushy Dream.
Oh, my God.
I fucking love it, dude.
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If anyone knows, inside of my brain, when I close my eyes, it's kind of like a Corona commercial, but instead of beer.
It's a guy's guy's cockpit.
It's a guy's cock, and then after the guy's cock, it's behind
his cock it's
three rolled.
Before his balls.
Before his balls.
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Wait, you don't want to smoke?
What are you fucking a bitch?
That's, yeah.
Oh, I'm a baby.
I want CBD gummies.
No, you don't, bitch.
You want to smoke the shit like Don Draper.
Yeah.
Did Don Draper ever take a tincture?
No.
No.
Unless it was acid.
I think he said.
And he was about to get pussy.
Yeah.
But with Cushy Dreams, you can get pussy and smoke something.
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How about that?
How about that?
I can't get pussy.
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It's government.
And they got the shit that the government got.
They got the shit Obama spoke.
If you care about that shit, you're a fucking fag.
That's what Obama and Richard Brand say.
That's not my opinion.
It says that here.
in the copy yeah that's kind of fucked up of them to say but look it's their company it works as long as the check's cash it works all right i don't care i don't care what is in there much like rosario dawson showing us her breast but talking to be honest if you're smoking cbd it's because you used to smoke weed
and now you're trying not to smoke weed
or you have some kind of chronic pain or something which i don't buy that no i'm in pain always i mean i'm sure it works but i don't buy that that there's people that are like, well, when I found out I had cancer, I decided to do drugs for the first time.
Right.
You've already done it.
We're supposed to believe that you just got cancer praying and like only fucking your wife.
Yeah,
that's not who you are.
That's cancer.
It's the wicked that gets cancer.
The wicked and the damn.
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And if you're amongst the wicked and the damned that used to smoke weed and now sort of are trying to go for a break for a little bit, but can't even fathom not smoking something that sort of reminds you of weed, you could do a lot worse than Cushy Dreams.
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They got ookie wookie.
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That must be a new one.
I know they have create, reliven, reliven's big.
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Yeah.
Intensiality.
Protege.
They do have protege.
Yeah.
They got a picture of Mozart on there.
Yeah.
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Yeah, go to fucking Cometown.
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I think it's Come Town, but I don't know.
The code might be Come Town 20.
Shut the fuck up, Adam.
Why?
For saying what?
I bet you it's not.
You want to bet $5?
No.
Why not?
Because I only bet on things that I could win at.
So you're not confident.
You don't think it's Come Town 20?
I think it's Come Town.
With Cushy Dreams, you'll be confident in bed every time.
When you're smoking weed in bed by yourself, smoking cushy weed in bed,
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What I use it for is I go to a lot of these parties with popular kids, right?
Yeah.
And they're smoking their weed.
Yes.
But I don't want to get too goofed.
Yeah, because your fucking dad's going to be mad.
I don't want to get too goofed because I got to get home by 11:15.
And if you break curfew again, you're going to get fucked in the ass by
sodomized by both of my parents.
So that's why I just hang out with the popular kids when I say, hey, I brought my own.
And it's hot,
it's my own.
And no, you may not be sharing it with me because I'm afraid of the coronavirus.
I'm sorry.
And I know that I'm at a party with other popular kids and I'm breaking quarantine.
But I will not be sharing.
Yeah.
I will not be sharing grass with you.
I think we should all smoke our own homegrown.
I'm smoking my own dope today.
Or here's what you really do if you really want to trick the popular kids.
You buy actual weed,
you roll them their personal joints.
Yeah, we all have personal joints.
And then you look like a baller.
And then you're like, bro, we don't have to split anything.
Everyone gets their own.
And then all the popular boys are too goofed up off of weed, and then things happen, and then we wake up next to each other.
Yeah, you're free to take advantage of it sexually.
He's there and I on the drugs.
You're fucking a little bit more.
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All right.
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And I guess they're also telling me they got some shit called Delta 8 now.
Damn, that's the shit the government got.
Which I don't know if
they sent me, well, I don't know what the fuck it is.
That's what the operators use.
Hey, look, go buy it.
Put it in your body.
See what happens.
Yep.
I want some of that Delta shit.
You have some?
That's what women do
with cock.
Let's try this out.
What is this?
Chinese?
Let's see how this looks.
That's what they do.
That's so what they think.
Oh, he's peeing.
He doesn't know any better.
Yep, that's what they do there.
He's pissing at this guy's guy thinking in my bed.
Is he just looking for a toilet?
It's just the guy pissing at her.
Interesting.
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Wow.
And now, some of these are
there's sativa and in Indiana, Indiana, okay,
Indica, Indica, okay,
uh, hybrids, daytime hybrids, nighttime hybrids.
They got little day and night hybrids, so that's like what is that, noon hybrid?
Yeah, that's like a sunset,
dude.
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Very important,
Very important to smoke the right time of week.
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So make sure you get your dosage correct.
Yeah, you gotta make sure you get it right.
You get your shit messed up.
Definitely spend some time on Arrowwood talking to guys with
tool avatars to tell you
which way to go.
They got pre-roll CBD joints.
Every pre-roll is one gram smooth roll featuring optimal burn.
I love when the burn is optimal.
Yeah.
I love the little pre-roll.
I'm not going to break up weed.
That's kind of like the using the fleshlight of fake weed.
It's like putting it in a ball.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, dude.
Oh, yeah, I did.
It's like sitting there smoking fake weed with cardboard cutouts of friends.
Watching, like,
like a, like, a, you know, the TV, those cardboard TVs they have in furniture stores?
Like, in balls.
I used to want one of those when I was a kid.
A fake TV.
I don't know.
Show people off the scent.
Yeah, shit that was like fake or not.
I thought that was so cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was pretty tight.
Like a fake VCR.
Because you know what?
More than the TV, I wanted the fake VCR.
Yeah, that like because it looked, because it was like a plastic box, and then you get there, you try and put your finger in it, doesn't do anything.
That's what I want.
I'm with you, bro.
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You owe me $5.
I didn't pad on you.
But it was implied.
You owe him $5, Adam.
You ever see this move?
The IDF special.
Nick is putting the, he's bent over.
That's how you castrate someone when he's thought of.
He's stabbing at him from behind with the knife.
You swipe the knife.
Sort of like his reverse cock.
Yeah, you swipe the knife.
Sort of like the knife is coming out of his ass.
The Michelle Obama.
The Michelle Obama.
That's how she fucks Barack.
She came up with that, and that's how she got into law school.
Law school.
Okay.
Well,
that's the show, I think.
Cool.
Oh, no.
Sorry, that's the read.
I forgot that the show.
Yeah, come.town for shirts.
If you like like the show and you want episodes that are scripted, right, very good.
Yeah, we do.
Especially this week's
hundreds of episodes.
This is sort of just an idea of like
how if we just winged it.
But on Patreon, we really worked out.
Imagine us sober
and
writing down.
And really giving a fuck.
And yeah, every the whole season 22 episode run of scripted episodes of Come Town.
Yep.
which is what makes the show funny.
Yeah, oh, yeah,
the planning and the effort
and the effort.
It was actually good thin on the Patreon episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all our optimal
guys.
Todd Gabs, and I'm
neurotypical.
Yeah, and I get pussy on it.
Come on, Adam.
Some things are too fanciful.
Shut up, bro.
Some things are too fancy.
Where the hell are we?
The magic school bus?
That's where you get pussy.
Adam getting pussy.
We're in Miss Frizzle's classroom in here.
I don't think so.
That's a really good one.
Come on, man.
That's an awesome one.
Just lie to them.
Just tell them I get pussy.
Yeah, right, Jim.
Is that Lizzie the lizard I see?
Yeah.
Well, it must be because if Adam's getting pussy, it must be Lizzie.
That must be Lizzie the lizards.
Because we're in PBS's The Magic School.
We must be hanging out with Carlos and Arthur.
At the back of the Ardvark?
Back of the school bus.
No, dude, Arthur, the fucking nerd.
Joe Arnold, you mean?
Arnold, yeah.
So, of course, you would know his name.
Yeah, that's named after Arnold Schwarzenegger.
No, because he's you.
No, he's.
He's actually one of your friends.
He's one of my friends.
My friend from Kemp.
One of my Kemps.
Arthur the Hard R.
That's good.
The Hardvark.
The Hard R Vark.
Arthur the the hard arc.
Hard arc.
Patreon.com slash come town for more
for PBS's Cometown to be brought to you by viewers like you.
By penis.
It is kind of like a telethon, honestly.
A never-ending telethon.
You should be able to call into Patreon to pledge.
That would be awesome.
And then we could do like a little Jerry Lewis telethon for muscle.
Should we do that?
Should we do once a year of funding a Patreon drive?
Dude, we should honor the numbers on that.
I said it, but but we really should.
We should do a telethon for muscular dystrophy.
I would love that.
We can throw the number up on the bowl.
You can get a cometown tote bag if you donate $25 to muscular dystrophy.
That would be cool.
That would be sick.
And then the whole time, just bring people on to explain what muscular dystrophy is and not even let them get a word in.
Yeah, and be like, you ever get pussy?
You ever get pussy from one of these guys?
Is that illegal?
Because I would think that.
What does the disease do to the pussy?
Does it make it stronger?
I would think so.
It would at least feel cool compared to a regular one.
You ever think about calling it bustular disease?
Dick sucks.
Dickstrophy.
Bustular dickstrophy.
I would love to do a telephon.
Telephon.
Telephon.
Yeah.
You know, I'll admit, what are we at?
Halfway in here, I am starting to struggle with the box.
Yeah, welcome to my island.
It would be nice to have a little
bit of lumbar support.
I've done six, seven.
You know what?
Why don't you guys switch?
Stop.
Don't point at me with it.
You know what?
I'm going to stand up.
This is a new whole new world.
Oh, a standing pod?
Now I'm standing.
It does feel weird, right?
When it presses into you?
The knife.
Stop it, dude.
Don't press the knife in my hoodie.
It's not funny.
A hard ass dude.
I won't do it, I promise.
Let me see that.
We got to go back out in the woods.
It's nice, doesn't it?
It's got a nice weight.
Yeah, it's got a nice weight balance, nice balance on it.
It's fun.
Hold on.
I'm going to get you guys knives.
Thanks, dude.
Do you want the same one or do you want it a little different?
The fellas knives.
It says U.S.
Army on it?
Yeah.
Is this the same one that the operator's got?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Oh, yeah.
It's a good weight.
Do you guys want one of those?
Yes, sir.
All right.
We do need to go to the New York Times.
Yeah, they got one that says the Marines.
One of you can get the Navy SEAL one and the other one you can get the Marine one.
SEALs.
You want the SEALs one?
Yeah.
I'll get you that one.
Thanks, dude.
Saw, which one do you want?
I'll take.
You want me to get you a little Greek army?
I do.
I actually really want to.
Let me see if they have that.
Stop.
Did you see the Tiger documentary?
I haven't yet.
There's part of it is that he got addicted to hanging out with the SEALs.
Really?
He'd do their trainings and just get the shit beat out of him by the squad.
Seriously?
And it fucked his career.
He sustained injuries and stuff from it.
That's pretty tight.
Damn.
Tiger's probably never going to win again, huh?
He's just back.
He's winning the master.
I know.
Starting now, motherfucker.
What is this?
I said again.
Does that mean count the past?
Don't count him out, dude.
I don't know.
His back is fucked up.
He's not playing this year.
His back is fucked up from getting.
That's true.
It's the coolest way to get your back fucked up.
Getting Waffle House waitress fucking up.
Fucking dogs.
Fucking absolute hounds.
Hugging some wolf.
Wolf wolf.
It ain't nothing but my dick.
I can't.
It ain't nothing but a man's dick.
It ain't nothing but a man's dick.
Inside of my ass.
Well, I never seen a pussy without a sucks.
And I never ever did, I would get scared.
Come on, man.
That's just a scared.
I never seen a pussy and I ever did.
I would get scared.
The king?
You mean the racist who stole everything?
No, that's bullshit, dude.
That is fucking bullshit.
Fucking, what's his face with the little mustache?
That is the gay guy who invented rock and roll.
That is bullshit.
Lionel Ritchie.
Elvis.
What's his name?
What the fuck is the guy's name?
Chuck Berry?
No, man.
The little gay guy.
Rudy Doodie.
Little Richard.
Little Richard.
His name was Lil Dick.
Yeah.
You tell me that's the guy who invented rock and roll.
Thank you.
People don't say Elvis invented rock and roll.
He's got the black music.
People say that he stole black music.
The truth is,
when he was growing up in Memphis,
he was essentially just a wigger and he only chilled with black people and he was about it.
He was about that life.
He wasn't trying to do it.
Yeah, he wasn't trying to do that.
Okay, well, how about this?
If he had a career like that, that was just what he was about.
Listen to me.
If he had a career like Paul Wall's, where he was
beloved, but a niche character, fine.
But is that what happened?
No.
He got to be the best.
It'd be like if he was Paul Walls.
It'd be like if he was Eminem.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Except Eminem fell off after a while.
But he definitely, in his prime, was way big as fuck you could argue a little too big no way for his skill set
about the king I'm not a big Eminem guy oh Eminem I don't care don't don't talk about the king that way look I used to love Elvis more than anyone on this planet
hey Peter
Peter
Peter
something like that
there's a there's a um what's the song about a heart or whatever what there's a lot of them don't fuck my ass no that's Billy Ray Cyrus.
Yeah, that's Elvis.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't like your tone with that one.
Come on, man.
Don't suck my dick.
That song's fucking dark.
My little fucking dick.
So what?
Shut up.
No, the Achy Break.
No, I just said that is the song I was just singing.
Heartbreak Hotel.
Yeah.
How's that one go?
Since my baby left me.
I fucked a lot of dudes.
I fucked a lot of girls.
And I sucked the penises until they came in my ass.
Yeah.
He's the best.
You looking up knives, Nick?
I am.
I'm trying to find you the right knives.
Thanks.
What kind of knives do the Greek army use?
This is where we're going to get stuff.
We're going to get stuff at Greeks
turkey carring.
Huh?
Greeks turkey carring.
Yeah, but we all know.
I mean, we all know that Stavros is a draft Dodger
and that you should be serving the military.
That's true.
I was drafted by the Greek army and
had to fucking declare.
You renounced your citizenship because you didn't want to fucking fight for your country.
That's true.
Couldn't you have just sent them a picture of you and they would have been like, oh, never mind.
You have to lose your citizenship.
No, dude.
Well, first of all, I can get it back.
I think it's just for the time being.
That's right.
Our idea was to do an in the army now.
Yeah, that was a good idea.
About you going to the Greek military.
In the R word now.
In the R word.
In the R word now.
So, yeah, I pretend to be retarded to get out of of it.
But they sent me to a special ship.
Oh, it's like the ringer.
Yeah.
No,
super special.
I can't be in Greece for longer than three months in a year, or I'll get arrested and they'll put me in the army.
Even at 32 years old?
At a certain point, it expires, but I don't know when.
I have to check.
Come on, man.
But yeah, because the whole reason I'm not in is because I'm not a full-time resident.
What does a Greek, like modern Greek military uniform look like?
Just a regular camo shit.
It just looks like regular camo shit, yeah, but with cool you have berets, yeah.
We do have berets.
Berets are so sick.
We do have berets.
Berets, I mean, the green berets got them, but I think every U.S.
military person needs to get a different color.
I'm actually part of the pink berets, but guys that fuck the most.
I don't think that's yeah, I am.
I am.
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Oh, yeah.
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We're all sucking and fucking and saluting the black man.
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We can't wait to desegregate the restaurants.
Yep.
How about Racatouille?
And it's a little mouse underneath the host's hat, and he's like, make him sit over there.
You're going to keep them boy out of my section of the restaurant.
How about that?
You can't, you can't.
Oh, shit.
So the mouse is the racist.
You charge, you can't make people sit at that side of the breast.
There's not me.
There's a mouse on the bottom.
His food is so good, but he'll stop cooking if I let black people smell.
Why don't you just kill the mouse?
Because Mr.
Richard Gere trusted me with him.
It belongs to me.
So the reason we have racism is because Richard Gere is gay.
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Trying to get into the Harry Potter movies.
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I said that men's penis.
And they're kidding with me.
You can't fight him, Rock.
Your dick is too small.
Don't do it.
Oh, hell yeah.
They said my dick is mall.
And so are my testicles.
Yup, yup
said my dick is small
and so all my balls.
They're small too.
I can't get pussy.
My dick is too small.
And now I'm gonna kill myself because I suck the dick.
I can't wait to
kill myself
and I wanna fuck your ass and mouth.
This is a really good one.
Yeah.
Yeah, stop standing and dancing.
Suck my penis,
let me see your balls.
Damn, I wish we could I wish we had access to like a go-kart track maybe a block away.
That would be awesome.
So we would do the show and then go
do a couple laughs.
Do the second one?
And then just spend an hour recapping who did what.
I had him on that turn three, but.
Dude, okay.
That's what we're going to do.
The next time we go to a cabin, we're finding a place with a go-kart.
There was probably one literally within a mile of where we were staying.
Well, let's fucking find it out.
But instead, we did cocaine and played Catan.
That was fun.
That was pretty fun.
Stop was getting pretty angry.
No, I was fucking being.
You're an angry competitor.
I'm a passionate competitor.
Yeah, he's passionate.
Adam's a little fucking weasel.
Yeah, thank you.
He's like, I got nothing.
Can I trade with
it?
Looks like I win again.
I'm pretty good.
Adam fucking flirting with us to trade.
Yeah.
Fucking idiot.
Not me.
Listen, you guys blocked me.
Professor.
I won't get my bones soaked.
I'm gonna get my pants.
Ringo, are you underwater and horny?
I'm good.
I'm underwater, I'm good.
Quick, somebody get Ringo out of that tank full of men's cum.
Has anyone seen my penis?
Ringo, he's lost his penis.
He's underwater, he's gay, and he's lost his penis.
Someone call the police.
He's in the octopus's garden.
Maybe.
Lady in red.
So, when does this new James Bond movie come out?
2021, this year, I guess.
Is it 2021 already?
Yeah, it's 2021, brother.
Is Barack Obama still president?
Yeah, his best friend is.
Yeah.
Imagine going into a coma in 2011 and you come out now and you're like, just tell me that they didn't elect that black guy.
And they're like, they did.
And you're like, oh!
Like, but they followed it up with the Nazi.
You're like, all right.
Where are we at now?
It's like, it's just a regular racist old guy.
I guess I'm broke either.
Yeah, that is, yeah, that's true.
I guess everything's kind of fine.
Everything's all right.
I mean,
nothing's really going to fundamentally change, I guess.
And the Nazis will probably be back next time.
Yeah, well, the next are going to elect a Chinese woman.
That will be fine.
And then that'll drive the country insane.
And then after that, we'll have Swearingen from Deadwood.
Yep.
That'd be so sick if he was president.
I just hope.
And the president after that will be Swearingen from John Wick.
Hell yeah.
Yes.
Hello, Jonathan.
Yeah.
Welcome.
The hotel guy.
Oh no, that's.
Oh, and one more thing.
I'm going to need a picture of your penis.
Why?
Everyone has to give me a picture of the penis.
Here at the Royale, everyone must show me their penis.
Hotel Frank Dussac.
Yeah.
You know,
I haven't been getting into Harry Potter, but
I keep getting the urge to do mushrooms and watch Lord of the Rings.
It's not good, man.
I've seen it.
I've tried so many times.
I don't know why.
To be a Lord of the Rings.
I just want to take mushrooms and watch.
A Lord of the Rings FAG.
I tried listening to
be an FAG Tolkien.
J-R-R-R.
J-Hard R.
Tolkien.
F-A-G Tolkien.
I was in the car the other day.
Damn, my love being a fucking imbecile.
I'm so glad I'm like brain damage.
It's awesome.
It's It's awesome because I remember six years ago I was like, all right, time to fucking
time to focus, get smart.
There's somewhere in there's a smart guy.
You got to quit all this childish shit.
You get late 20s and you're like, I should, I should have a brain.
Yeah.
And then
once you get nice, once you start getting settled into your 30s.
Fuck this.
I'm stupid.
Yeah.
I'm stupid.
My dick is small.
Fuck you.
I'm gay.
My body's in pain constantly.
And I'm doing even more drugs now.
Right when I should be stopping, now is the time to really.
Because when you can feel that wrist.
Ramp it up.
Ramp, ramp, ramp up.
Ramp it up.
Yes.
You're playing with something now.
There's actual money on the side.
That's what I mean.
We were hanging at the Adams the other day, and someone put ketamine in the cocaine.
And I didn't realize it initially.
And so
I thought I was dying.
And you were just taking it silently.
You're like, I was just chilling, dude.
I was like, oh, oh, snap.
Okay.
I was like a little bit embarrassed.
Right.
Because if I had just died, I'm like, I hope I don't just die in front of my friends.
Die like a fucking low-key hangout.
Yeah.
Just like not even a party.
You're just like at a guy's house, do a little coach.
Just sitting in his chair, just be like,
yeah, excuse me.
Real quick, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to just, let me just close my eyes for a second.
Having to die politely sounds so gay, dude.
But I don't know, like, what the fuck else are you supposed to do?
Yeah.
You're supposed to die.
Scream, be like, fuck no.
Get me some pussy quick before I die.
One last little piece of pussy.
Yeah.
Man, we need to come and do it.
The way cops, like, go out into the street.
Somebody call me a slambulance.
I need to bring the slambulance here.
Yeah, if you guys see me dying, get on Eros.com immediately and get me a fucking prostitute.
I'll get you a nice.
I need a VMT.
I'll get a VMT to do
resuscitation.
Resuck me off shit.
Resuck me off shit.
Suck, suck, suck my dick.
Let me fuck your ass.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
I'm a fucking van.
I'm a fucking girl.
I love it.
Dick.
Ouch.
Penis kick.
Show me your dick.
Show me a penis.
Oh, baby.
Come away.
Suck penis.
Maybe I'll try to get back in the weed and watch a bunch of Looney Tunes.
Dude, I
you guys are mad.
No, no, no, no.
I'm saying, because you're stealing the Indian.
We laughed at stuff.
Looney tunes are good.
Bugs Bunny is funny.
I'm going to get a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Bugs Bunny isn't funny.
He's not fun.
Yes, he is, dude.
He's an asshole.
Okay.
I'm feeling more of a Roadrunner kind of thing.
That's great, too.
It's a nice bit that they execute well.
You know what's also good is the old bitch that owns Tweety Bird.
The episodes that feature the old bitch.
Yes.
When she's trying to do shit.
There's one where she's trying to drive her.
She drives a Nash Metropolitan.
And don't they make her like a witch later on?
I don't remember her.
Well, that's because you're a fucking idiot.
That's what they're called, right?
I was watching smart shit.
A Nash Metropolitan.
When I was that age, I was watching...
The McLaughlin swordfish.
No, you weren't.
Yes, I was.
I was watching Swordfish.
I was watching Swordfish.
Watching Q Jackman getting sucked off while he was trying to hack.
Yeah.
That is the best scene in all of cinema.
It's close.
When John Travolta makes him get his dick sucked at gunpoint while trying to hack.
That's how he knows he's got somebody he can go to war with.
Also, John Travolta's wig in that movie is so funny.
I know.
That guy's been bald for like 35 years.
Yeah.
It's pathetic, honestly.
His soul patch.
It's pathetic to hide from who you are.
And honestly, I feel bad that I was doing it for so long.
I might, I might, so I'll hit two years with the beard in,
I think May, and I'm going to go 90s goatee.
Fuck yeah, dude.
And I'm going to get some khakis with like a cell phone belt like this.
Just a fucked up super cuts haircut.
Yes.
Just like a comb to the side.
Just fucking an absolute, just like a red guy on like a high blood pressure.
Start taking niacine and like just to turn red.
Just pissed.
Like always like reading about military history and saluting people at McDonald's.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
I'm going to become just a middle-aged fucking just piece of shit.
That right.
Start wearing a wedding ring and then just like hit on 17-year-olds.
Nope, I'm married.
Yeah, we're both just becoming.
What are y'all doing?
You all looking for boyfriends?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely, dude.
Like, this hair really was the key to me becoming a fucking Greek fucking idiot.
Yeah, I think
you're more like yourself
than you've ever looked before.
I appreciate that.
This is your best look.
I keep saying
as much as
people get mad at the beard and say that I need to shave, wait till you see how mad they are about the 90s.
It's going to be awesome.
Because people are thinking, well, it can't be worse than the beard.
It's like just he's the man's got a gift for looking stupid.
All right, believe me, he's going to figure out a way to look horrible.
It's going to look bad.
You go sling blade on top, 90s goods,
awesome, dude.
And Adam will continue to be a coward who takes no risks.
You're just your boy.
Yep, I'm gonna just what are you gonna do?
Me,
you need a look refresh, dude.
You haven't, you're not a chameleon at all.
What do you mean?
I had that mustache for two years and then I shaved it.
No one remembers your mustache because everyone remembers it.
We have better mustaches than you, so now that's bullshit.
Honestly, Adam, and I'm not even this
To be rude to you, no one remembers your mustache.
All right.
That is rude, but not.
But I'm not saying,
I don't even need anyone to remember it.
I need to remember that I was there and now it is gone.
Yeah, I mean, for a look refresh, I think I'm going to just
try to do more of a Western wear look.
See, that might be something for you.
You can get the coin.
A Western suit would be cool.
A Western suit would be great.
Yeah.
Nice bolo.
10-gallon hat, smoking a pipe, telling out.
Nothing wrong with that.
I love when you're at the airport and you see those guys going to the bottom.
You need to take advantage of the fucking beard while you have it.
Well, the Western.
That's why it's so hard to shave the beard because it's like once it's gone, it's gone.
You can't go back to having a child.
You put a lot of work into it.
Why not shave it?
It would take eight months to get it back to
something close to this.
Where you wouldn't really be able to tell the difference.
Right, right, right.
But
it's not about that, though, man.
It isn't.
It's about the era.
It's about the era continuing.
I get it.
I understand.
Yeah, it's hard.
One of the biggest mistakes was growing a big beard because then you can't.
I mean, really, it's very hard to get rid of it.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, I'm, I don't know, God knows how long I'm going to grow my hair out.
It's so funny.
I know.
I want that.
Imagine if you shaved it now.
Oh, I can't.
It'd be demoralized.
I'd be like Samson.
If somebody cut my hair, that's the way to hurt me.
That's the only way to hurt me.
No, I mean, it would also just be not worth it at all.
you have
a place you need to get to.
I know, I gotta get to that.
There's no reason to grow your hair out to this length.
I've been allowing myself to cut it off.
I'll cut this looks great, but you got so you gotta go.
I'll cut the mustache out of that look.
Yeah, I'll cut the mustache out because that grows back relatively quickly.
Yeah, and uh, like that, maybe I'll just do that again.
Go Amish for a sec.
Why, yeah, you go Chechen, you get you get
a Muslim.
What's his name, Bevbatov, or whatever the fuck?
Uh,
Khatarov, yeah,
suck me off,
Suck me off.
Suck me off.
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Bye bye.
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