Ep. 243 – RIp Alex Trebek
Dont think we mentioend that back when it happened but RIP to him, bob hoskins also
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I'll find a picture of your penis in my case.
Huh?
It's signed by Shaquille in it.
It's signed by Sh shik Shakey.
Who gives a fuck?
He signs a lot of stuff.
Suck off my penis in your mouth.
Take a piss and shake off the extra piss in your mouth.
Yes.
Okay.
Speaking of stuff that's signed, you know,
they execute retarded people in Texas by making them eat vegetables.
Is that so?
I didn't know that.
They thought it was with broccoli and
they go, no.
It is so funny.
The whole like last meal thing, like they probably, they probably, because I don't think they do it anymore, and they had to stop doing it because you can look at the records and it's all like sau patch kiss.
Ice cream.
Two handfuls of Reese's cups.
I want to eat a bunch of paper.
Graph paper.
Edible glitter.
Yeah.
That's what I want.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the fucking show.
We're going to suck your dick and fuck you slow.
Welcome to my ass.
Welcome to his ass.
He's going to put you inside a bit.
Welcome to his ass.
And then you're gonna fuck a man inside his ass.
That's being double gay.
If you shrink someone,
put him in a man's ass,
and then make him fuck another miniature man in that man's ass.
Maybe a smaller, a small man, that's what's there.
Oh, it's a K-pop?
Yeah, let's return it to another K-pop.
Oh, shit.
You don't like the songs.
You just like learning about it.
See,
we can't do this because I get hungry.
Yeah, because this is in the background of all my favorite restaurants.
All the K-pop restaurants.
Yeah, dude.
You ever been in Barbie?
Honey Pig?
My favorite place of all time, Honey Pig.
They always got the K-pop.
The goal is to turn this into a K-pop show and get all of the people that have been listening since the beginning to kill themselves.
Dude, I'll fucking talk about John Kook or whatever the fuck his name is.
Is that the guy from BTS?
I think so.
One of them killed themselves a couple years ago.
Someone killed himself?
Yeah, one of the K-pop guys killed himself.
And I forget which one it is.
Hyung Kim.
I mean,
Shot in the Dark?
Probably right.
Something like that.
Young Young Kim.
Yeah, so in the K-pop world, they have like a selfie day.
And so, depending on which fandom you're a part of, they're assigned different days.
Interesting.
So if you're on Twitter, it's like every 17th of the month is like selfie day if you're
a part of the.
So what are the big?
Let's make this a reality.
There's the one BTS BTS that everybody has army yeah there's um who else I I just watched a documentary about the army because they have BTSD BTSD yeah I watched a documentary about black pink which is the biggest girl one
there's this Thai girl she's not Korean in the in the squad in black pink and she's insanely hot fuck can I do you think I'm very hot they're all 13 14 years old no she what's her name she's like 20 or 12 she's eight years old what's your name Adam Adam's scrambling to check how old she is right now.
Adam is literally scrambling.
He's on his phone, right?
You won't tell me your name.
Ding.
He's making up her name.
Ding's right.
Ding, bum, ding, bum, birthday.
It's December 1st.
They changed their names to like...
2014.
No, they changed their names to like American names, like Lisa and stuff.
That's awesome.
No, they don't.
Yeah,
it's happening.
Jaisu, Jenny, Rose, and Lisa.
I think it's Rose.
Oh, maybe that's Black Lisa.
No, Rose is from the one that's born in New Zealand.
Well, anyways,
they cancel Selfie Day in December because it's disrespectful to
Santa Claus, Hyun Kim.
No, on the day of the day, because he killed the day that he killed himself.
Oh, yeah, Lisa.
Lisa is the
Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson.
Yeah.
And her birthday is March 27th, which is
1997.
She's 23 years old.
Damn.
That's the danger zone, dude.
Suck me.
I'm going to fly my Navy jet right into that danger zone.
Thai rapper.
She's the rapper.
Bro, she's all right.
I mean, she's not.
You got to see her vibe, dude.
It does put it in context because you think, like, oh, yeah, fucking like a 23-year-old isn't a big deal.
And then you hear the date.
Yeah, and then they're like, I was born in the year 2001.
December 11th.
December 11th, 2001.
I remember being a baby when Subway Jared was arrested, and you're like, okay, well, stop saying things.
Please be quiet.
I have to say that.
Those are really
five seconds left.
Those are the human events that matter to you most.
The Subway Jared arrest.
Dude, this girl, honestly, I get her vibe might be great, but
I fell in love with her when I watched her.
She doesn't look better.
She's that hot.
I mean, she looks hot as she is.
I gotta control it, but there's no hot.
I gotta tell you, see?
Just her vibe.
She's regular looking.
It's so funny to me because literally I will never be able to tell the difference between any one of these women
and any of these groups.
Look, it's like type in Dayune.
Look at Dayune.
I'm a
name
Lisa.
D-A-H-Y-U-N.
And then tell me if that's a different person than the woman you were just looking at.
Yeah, she's different.
No.
Yeah, dude.
No, they're the same.
She's got a different nose.
What do you mean they have a different nose?
She does.
She's got
a big nostril.
Dayune's got a big nostril.
And I like Dayune.
Honestly, I would rather fuck Dayune than Lisa.
This is the
reveal that I'm actually an android.
I can't tell people apart.
Dayune is fucking hot, dude.
I mean,
she's got a little something going on that I appreciate.
All right.
Well, all I'm saying is I watched the talk.
Blair's some more.
Blair's some more.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, let's go to Korea.
I want a Korean wife.
I want to.
I want to open
Dobb's Korean barbecue.
We should have a
our cape.
Just move this out of Korean.
Hell yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Welcome to the show, fuckers.
I know it's the right.
This is right.
Out of control.
Dude, honestly,
this is a K-pop show now.
Oh, yeah.
That was great.
I mean, twice for me.
I have only had positive experiences listening to K-pop.
It's always in the background when I'm stuffing my face with Galbi and some fucking spicy fucking pork.
There's only two things.
It's a red sauce.
It's not that spicy.
Gochujang.
Not Goju Jang.
There's a bread bean paste that's very good.
It's very good.
Yeah, I don't know what it's actually called, but I love that shit.
You can't get it.
Either you it fresh.
Either you don't like K-pop or it puts you in a good mood.
There's only two options.
It's not like you're going to sit around and it's not going to be like, you know, listening to fucking nine-inch nails.
Yeah.
No.
It's pep in.
You put a little pep in your step.
Yeah.
I really cannot divorce it from.
I'm not joking when I say I'm hungry right now.
No, I believe you.
I am Pavlov's motherfucking big dick ass dog right now.
Lisa is the richest member of
the world.
that was experimented, seeing if he get the dog's dick to come out.
Yeah, he rang a bell when he sucked all the dogs.
It's called Pavlov's tongue.
And he would tongue the ball sack of the dogs to get their penis to come out.
But there needs to be some, they can't, there needs to be an association.
He's got to ring a bell.
Yeah, there's what he looks.
He sucks the dog's dick while
K-pop is.
Okay, yeah, what we got.
You know what we got, twice blaring?
Yeah.
Out of control.
You suck on the dog stick.
You suck on the dog's dick.
All right, then you were saying come.
I thought you were taking it a decidedly different way.
Oh, don't.
I'm just saying, everyone was scared.
Until he said come.
Very mature.
Very mature phenyl.
Yeah.
You said they eat the cum.
It's so funny that
people get call you racist for saying that like Korean people eat dogs.
But yeah, they're yeah, they do eat dogs.
I know what's racist is saying that there's something wrong with eating dogs.
Galaxy brain if you just if you just acknowledge that they eat dogs, French people eat horses, people are like, wow, how dare you say that?
It's like, what the fuck is wrong with eating dogs?
It's fucking because they're our friend.
That's the, I guess that's
pigs are also pretty cool and they're fucking delicious.
Pigs are so annoying.
Most people didn't eat pigs until the, I guess they, the germs, they met the Germans and the Germans were like, yeah,
we eat them.
We thought, we eat them.
We fucking
Koreans, but our pigs,
our dogs are pigs.
We are the Koreans of the Black Forest.
Yeah, Stan, Lisa, just barbarians.
Just barbarians in 200 AD driving around in BMWs.
They had those.
Yeah, on the autobot.
Missaki, sucky, fucking, socky.
Missucky, fucking on your business.
Missaki, fucking fucking
I can't wait to suck.
I am a man by the way.
Yep.
Oh shit.
Dude, these are honestly kind of hip-hop.
Oh no, he's dancing.
I'm like jumping out of my fucking chair right now.
How old am I?
Maybe Maybe three, maybe four years old, you can't tell.
Don't they have bad lives?
Aren't they like under the control of the big machine shit?
They have terrible lives.
No,
they go to idol school from the time they're like 13.
They drop out of regular school and then they train them to be.
You know, there's some kind of fucked up Dan Schneider situation going on over there.
I don't know if there's
any touching that's come out.
I don't think they snitch in Korea.
It hasn't come out.
They do
it down.
A Korean Dan Schneider.
Yeah, the only Jewish Korean man.
The big fat Korean guy with that haircut.
I can picture him perfectly.
Yeah, it almost is fucked up that Dan Schneider isn't Korean.
Nicarodian.
You know who it is.
It's probably Sy, dude.
Sai is probably there.
Psy is raping all the idols.
Sai show on the top of the pyramid.
Make a TV show on Nicaragua.
Okay, he's saying Nickelodeon, everyone, just for the record.
Well, not even everyone.
Is he Japanese or Korean?
The Nicarodian Korea studio is senting.
I guess that makes sense.
A Japanese guy would come imperialistically rape all the all the idols.
Yeah, I guess that historically was.
I make a the show
Slantai Carly.
Okay.
Okay.
I made a lot of money.
Also, the show Dog with the Blog.
What happens to the dog?
Oh, you know what?
That was going on.
Do I have to spare it all for you?
No, I guess not Korean Dan Schneider.
You don't have to.
The character, Korean Dan Schneider.
Damn, they have to go to idol school.
Yeah, I don't think they put up like different configurations.
They like mix them up.
They say, do you look good with this girl?
And then they have to, they showed like old videos of them like doing covers.
So they like, and they sing their asses off for these like four.
I think
the State Department on like a dais, like American Idol style.
And they're just like singing Mary J.
Blige as hard as they can.
These guys just look completely mistaken and then walk out of the room.
Should spend like probably $80 million a year sending one 27-year-old high-functioning autistic man to participate in the K-pop school.
In Idol School, yeah.
And then we would also get a reality show out there.
There's got to be one guy who loves it.
Well, you have to find a bully.
Because that's the thing, start him off your own.
Like, imagine Chris Chan at Idols.
And he's like, we're getting ready to dance.
Well, I thought he would just happen to be good because Chris Chan wouldn't be good at it.
I know, that's the point.
No, no, I want somebody who's so autistic and locked in, it just happens to be K-pop is their thing, but they look like Chris Chan.
No, we get a
Susan Boyle situation.
What the Koreans get is they get to laugh at
a fucking retard makes them feel better.
That's true.
What we get is we get to laugh at our own retard
doing something that we already consider to be retarded.
And
is our
dancing and singing?
I don't know.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I like what I see.
Just Just go back to who be.
Korean Zan Snini, the character.
I like when I see a high-functioning autistic guy that found his niche in the real world.
I mean,
some would argue that this podcast is one example of that.
But there.
What are you talking about?
You know, Adam and his stuff.
Yeah, you know how I came.
I contacted him.
I've been, I'm not a big football guy, obviously, but you know, when the playoffs roll around, I'm like, you know, the Ravens, you know, devastating loss.
But congratulations to Bill's Mafia.
Anyway, I listened to a couple podcasts to kind of catch myself up.
There's this guy, Warren Sharp, who is the most autistic guy I've ever heard in my life.
Who is he?
But he just is locked into football.
So he takes that statistical shit, and it's not bullshit like trains or whatever.
He knows everything about football.
Oh, I thought you meant Warren Sapp.
That's the mistake I made as well the first time I heard his name.
Yeah, that guy's entertainment.
Yeah, yeah.
That guy's great.
Warren Sharp rules.
Are you combining Warren Sapp and Shannon Sharp in your whole
baby?
I would love to see that fusion dance, dude.
Just a giant fat guy.
Skip.
Trying to think of other shows.
I used to love Warren Sapp.
Dan Schneider made.
Well, there could also be
Lou Perlman.
Yeah, Lou Perlman would probably make
even more sense.
It makes a lot more sense.
Yeah, what are the other Dan Schneider shows, though?
All that.
Wasn't he like on all that or something?
He was like a cast member adult.
Yeah, but I don't think
he's just like the one.
I couldn't think of anything for all that.
Didn't What's Her Face
that went real crazy?
Amanda Bynes have her own show.
Great wall that.
Yes.
But that's Chinese.
That's Chinaese.
Didn't she have one?
Amanda explains it all?
Is that Clarissa?
No, yeah, but she was just called Amanda maybe.
Yeah, she went crazy.
That man really should be in jail.
He fucked up.
I think all of them went crazy.
This was years ago, but I.
I think he fucked Drake and Josh.
I think Lori Beth Dinberg followed my female friend on Instagram who was like trying to fuck her and stuff.
Very aggressive.
Dog with an upper teeth instead of dog with a ball.
Nice.
Dog with a sigh.
You have a little finette after you eat the dog.
Dog with a garnish.
Dog with a little sprig of fucking cilantro on top.
You think he fucked everyone?
You think he fucked Kel?
Is that why he's crazy?
Maybe he didn't fuck the fat ones.
Keenan is doing good.
Keenan's doing great.
But Lori Beth, I don't know.
Dog burger instead.
Dog burger.
There we go.
That's a class.
I mean, how did that take so long?
That's exactly.
That was served up right down the middle.
It's a
movie called Dog Burger.
Welcome to Dog Burger.
Home of the Dog Burger.
Can I take it over?
Cannot make you a dog to eat.
Wow.
Dog.
Yep.
Was Dan Schneider in Goodburger?
He was in the kitchen, right?
He was?
Was he like...
I thought maybe.
He probably has a cameo in it.
This man, he was giving himself cameos and fucking.
Oh, yeah.
No, the man was a performer.
He was a performer first.
He was a lover of kids second.
Good Christ.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to look him up on
the show.
He played Dennis Blunden on Head of the Class.
What's Head of the Class?
He's like a sitcom.
That's where his career started when he was an actor.
He was an actor?
Yeah, originally.
Damn.
Yeah, he was in Good Burger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had no idea.
He was an actor in seven films.
Now, a lot of people are probably going to get mad at me for the dog burger, but obviously there's a different direction to go with Good Burger by just changing one of the last.
Yeah, okay.
And Good.
That's true.
Okay.
I ignored that one.
But I'm tempted to do it.
No, you already explained it, I think.
You really don't have the character Nick already explained it.
But what would I?
No, Dan.
Not Korean, Dan.
Because as long as we're pitching out.
No, I think it's good.
You really knocked out of the park.
Take the rest of the day.
I think Dog Burger was funny.
I think Dog Burger was really good.
It made a lot more sense, you could even say,
in the
logic of the world.
Well, he wrote the Frankie Muniz Amanda Bynes film, Big Fat Liar.
Frankie Muniz also went great.
Do you think they fucked Munez?
Oh, he definitely.
No one was saved.
But wait, he didn't have anything to do with
Paul Giamattio.
That's where the name Malcolm in the Middle came from.
It was a human-sentered.
Oh, I thought it was within the middle of the middle.
But he didn't have anything to do with Malcolm in the middle.
You think he fucked Dewey?
What's Dewey up to?
Oh, that kid, I think, was
either he was or he wasn't.
I forget what the story is.
Dewey did not get fucked up.
Either he was breaking news, Dewey didn't get fucked.
Or maybe.
Either he was severely molested, or he's the one that escaped the dragon's eye.
Interesting.
Was Reese too old to get fucked?
Can you turn that bright-ass light off, please?
I'll turn it up.
Is that better?
Well, just so that it's...
It's kind of dark in here.
I was just wondering if Dewey was blasting.
I know, it was going right in your eyes.
I got a cup of capina.
It was like I was about to give you a shit.
I'm gay.
What the hell?
Let's go.
I love Jeffy, my last year, but
he did Drake and Josh, though.
So that's why Josh Peck is so annoying.
But did he fuck the fat one?
Oh, he didn't fuck the fat one.
I don't think he did.
So what's Drake Bell?
Drake Bell seems to be doing fine.
I don't know.
Was he a gay pedophile?
Was he a bi-pedophyte?
No, I think he just did girls, maybe.
But then who fucked Kel?
Because somebody must have fucked Kel because he went off the deep end Kel got gacked one too many times yeah they filled his ass with Kelodian dude
yeah
he made him well to make wait for all that every every episode they had they fill his ass with goo
his like wrestling team
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Nickelodeon guck.
Yeah.
Nickelodeon guck.
The guck.
Guck, the guck.
I didn't say it at that time.
You guys started.
No, no.
It wasn't
like the noise of a blowjob.
I was saying it like...
Guck, guck, yeah.
I thought you were saying it at the way that.
No, we weren't saying that it had nothing to do with correcting yourself.
No, it's a show.
No, it isn't, Dan.
No, it isn't.
Where the contestants are covered with goo.
Okay.
Okay.
No.
The bit ended in goo and Nick cleared his throat.
That was an echo far off
Maguel
just regular goo.
They have silver ions in the underpants.
You're eight years old, bro.
Oh, my God.
I think it is goofy.
Okay, we did it enough time.
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drop off used toilet paper yeah you should they lost Nick is such a cheapo
yeah well I remember I tried to do a joke when I was probably 20 about like at what how at what point are is the laundry more cum than clothes yeah like because you're allowed this drop off shit you just nut all over didn't we see that
we saw that as a defense in law and order or you didn't watch that episode with me bro don't fucking spoil okay that well if you just brought in if you brought in a bucket bucket of cum with a t-shirt floating right right and you're like can you clean my t-shirt i came on it they'd be like no problem baby girl there's there was a kid no i don't think they if it's a bucket everything gonna be all right
everything gonna be all right it's gotta be 51 fabric we do all of we all do we do all a korean dan schneider's laundry it's filled with gook
okay filled with well there was a lot i'm not he called it that okay the character it's filled with guck, which just is a way to say something, you know,
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I guck.
Okay.
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No, no, no, not for that.
They're not forgetting.
Not for that.
We're
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I'm sorry.
Don't apologize to me.
Apologize to Mac Weldon and our many Korean-American listeners.
Wait, so
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Can you believe that?
That's fucking beautiful.
That's just free underwear.
What are you?
Some sort of rich genius that doesn't need free underwear?
No.
No.
I am a rich genius, but I need free underwear.
Did you see today on Twitter, like a bunch of people were freaking out because they're like a bomb went off and they had to evacuate the West Capitol steps?
Then a bunch of people were like, these Trumpers, they're at it again.
It's a civil war.
And then they're like, false alarm, everyone.
It was a bunch of homeless people burning to death.
Nah.
Yeah, it was some homeless guys living outside camp that caught on fire.
I think the homeless guy's fine.
It's very funny.
Like, oh, false alarm.
Thank God.
Joe Biden's fine.
It's just another complete institutional failure.
It's just some veterans that we sent out to war that came back.
Setting himself on fire by trying to make his own underwear.
If only he had Mac Weldon.
And listen.
And listen, for every pair that you buy,
we give a homeless guy a couple condoms.
We get a homeless guy.
We give him a handful of fucking Lifestyles condoms.
For every pair of Mac Weldons you buy.
And I know you think Lifestyles is crap, but in Europe, it's
a number one.
It's number one.
And can I just say, Lifestyles is pretty good stuff.
Or maybe it's Durex.
They
love Durex.
They love Durex.
I personally go Trojan the thinnest allowed by law.
The Trojan air.
Whatever the fuck it is.
Yeah, exactly.
The one developed by
Apple.
Yep.
That's why they killed Steve Jobs.
Dude, he was.
Because he was coming up with the thinnest condom of all time.
The government didn't want us having that technology.
They didn't want us having a condom that felt that bad.
They don't want you to feel that good.
Because the thing is, the Jews need you to get pregnant, to have abortions, and they'd steal your your baby did you say the juice what was
yeah the juice
oj simpson oj simpson needs you oh i did watch a hilarious move uh movie facebook video from a hotep friend of mine from high school that claimed that um a lot of mcdonald's hamburgers was black babies put up for adoption that juice remember when somebody found somebody somebody i don't i don't see somebody found part of an aborted fetus in a in a subway sandwich once i heard about that Remember that?
How does that even happen?
I don't know.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I was joking.
No, no, no.
I was yes-handing the bit.
That really happened?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How does that happen?
I don't know.
Let me look it up.
That has to be a real wacky mistake.
Oh, yeah.
That's a fucked up story.
I remember everybody's.
That was a real story.
Someone at the ham factory's pussy's absolutely falling out.
A little slapstick goof.
Maybe a woman didn't know she was pregnant.
Her pussy hurt, and she's like, I need some cold ham.
This was when I was like,
I remember this story.
And she rubbed some ham on her pussy, and part of the, she's miscarrying.
A little bit of the baby gets on the ham.
She's like, oh, it's an I Love Lucy situation.
The crank gets turned up.
She's like, I don't have time to get this piece of my pussy/slash dead baby out of here.
So I'm just moving it along.
Right.
It's a possibility.
That's true.
Does anyone else have a fucking viable
solution to Nixon?
Answer?
Question?
Yeah, I'm what you call viable.
Yeah, I'm Mr.
Viable.
Yeah, baby, I'm not.
They call me Mr.
Viable because I keep knocking on
the women at the shelter.
I'm trying to spread my seed.
Yeah.
Epstein.
Evolutionarily, the more you come in a woman, the better.
Although I will say, back to the condom discussion, because of my fucked up penis,
it is easier for me to bust in a condom a lot of the time.
Then bust inside because my foreskin gets all mangled.
Women must feel so safe around this.
They do, yeah.
Wow.
I still
have warmth from your body.
I still, yeah.
Well, I still insist on not wearing a condom, of course.
But
the times I'm forced to wear.
You're not a condom.
Yeah, I'm not gay.
I use condoms, but I ain't gay.
I'm not a fucking gay guy.
I got it.
What?
I'm going to get pussy.
My dick's not going to feel the actual pussy.
It's going to to put on a little fucking hat.
The most G move.
Like a gay guy.
The most G move is to pull out a Magnum and then be like, we don't even need this.
Well, I'm not even going to use it.
I'm not even going to.
She opens it.
There's nothing inside.
It's a complete prop off.
I found it on the way here.
Yeah, I've been finding.
I've found it on the ground.
But yes, you're right.
Women do feel safe because of the combination of the warmth of my body.
The combination of the combination
of my warm body and the pussy inside my dick.
Oh, it's MLK Day.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of a quiet MLK day after liberals spent the entire week sucking the FBI's dick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Salute to MLK.
Fuck the FBI.
That's our stance.
Jay Edgar, hoover up these nuts.
Yeah,
the CIA don't think you're off.
And the CIA.
The hook we got.
That's right.
You're on our shit list, too.
Alan.
Alan, you fuck.
Alan dull.
Dull ass.
Alan Dull Dick with his fucking boring ass cock.
You know that man didn't get good cock, didn't give good fucking dick.
That's why he had to kill the man with the best dick in America, MLK.
Okay.
A side pussy legend, MLK.
Did they ever find out what Martin Luther King stood for?
MLK?
Did they ever figure that out?
What?
Did they ever figure out what Martin Luther KL, the MLK thing stood for.
No.
Were you guys
did it blow your mind?
Martin Luther King would call himself MLK.
It was never explained what that was.
Yeah, which is like...
You can't give yourself a nickname.
Did it blow your mind?
You gotta let other people give you a nickname.
You can't be like, hey,
I'm going by Cheetah.
Yeah, Martin Luther.
I knew a guy that went by.
You go by Martin Luther's
quote-unquote ML fat boxer.
Quote unquote MLK King.
It was Martin Luther, quote, MLK.
I didn't know that.
ML King Jr.
Milk.
Harvey Milk.
They used to call him Milky Ernie back then.
Milky Ernie.
He was coming up on the corners.
Corners?
On the preaching corners?
Yeah.
Fuck, what was I just about to say?
Oh, did it fuck you guys up when you heard about Martin Luther, the fucking Protestant?
Yeah, I thought that he was copying.
What the fuck is this?
I literally thought that.
Yeah, it was copy.
And then you hear he's like 500 years before MLK or whatever.
I don't care.
It's still copying.
And it's like, well, whatever.
Fuck that German.
No, but that's how I felt when I first saw the Martin Lawrence gallery in the West Village.
Wait, there's a gallery called Lawrence.
There's an art gallery called the Martin Lawrence.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Hell no.
That better be picked up.
You got a picture.
That better be fucking.
I want to see fucking Bad Boys stills.
I want to see Tommy in a booth.
Yes.
I want to attend a bra man
autograph signing.
I want to see a Black Knight retrospective.
I'm a federale.
Oh, God.
We should watch Blue Streak today.
I would watch Blue Streak.
It's such a good movie.
I'm excited to get lunch.
Yes,
I would like a nice lunch today.
I'm already ready for lunch.
All I've had is a little smidgen of oatmeal to power me from my electric assistant bike right over there.
I've got a restaurant in Texas where you're allowed to fire guns into the ceiling while you
cook the food, man.
Yosemite Sams.
Use the heat from the bullet.
Yeah.
To
Yosuckity Sams.
I'm gay.
You suck at the cock and firing off the guns.
Get your cock over here, partner.
I'm gay.
Woo!
I'm sorry, Yosuckity, but you got the HIV virus in your anus.
Oh, what?
What intarnation?
He's sitting on a geyser and it's just
he's not moving at all.
It's going right up his ass.
He's absorbing it completely.
I've got to clear myself out.
I've got a date later.
I've got ages and mess.
Shout out to gay guys doing enemas, man.
That seems fucking annoying.
Yeah, colonics.
Just constantly putting water up their ass and fucking squirting it out.
Yeah.
Salute to loving fucking that much.
You know what I mean?
I like to fuck.
If pussies had fucking shit in them, I'm sure girls will be doing it a lot, too.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't have to go through that to fuck.
And I salute.
First of all, I salute everyone that likes to fuck for the care and love and for all they do to get their ass.
Actress named Brianna Genitalia.
That is incredible.
That's a real woman.
I'm marrying her.
My name, I'm taking her name.
Stop Regenitalia.
That's my fucking goal in life, bro.
Ah, Vajana Genitali.
Does she live in New York or LA?
Let's see.
I gotta find her, dude.
That's also not her name.
I'm just
making you read as bad as I did.
What is it?
What
I don't know.
I don't know who this woman is.
I was looking at Bobby's World because I was going to make a Bobby's World reference.
Brianna Gentile.
Going back to the Bobby's World.
Well.
Brianna
Genitali.
Smash 100.
100%.
Yeah.
What's up, Brianna?
Look at this kid.
Eamon Peruchelli.
Fucking loser.
Fuck Eamon Peruchello.
Nice name.
Good job being born in 1999.
Eamon.
Aimon.
More like Gaiman.
Yeah.
Gaiman
Sukdiccelli.
That's actually Adam's name.
I just remembered.
If you say silent, then you agree with me.
Oh, I just got a New York Times update.
Oh, that sounds good.
That's awesome, dude.
That sounds good.
Did your ex-boyfriend get married?
I can try to do a joke.
I can try to do a joke about it.
So then it says a video appeared to show COVID patients in Egypt dying when a hospital ran out of oxygen.
Officials denied that's what they that's why they died.
We found out otherwise.
Yeah, they ran out of oxygen.
Why didn't they just
breathe the air?
That's a fucking really good one, man.
You guys, and how do you run out of?
For the people at home, you're missing some of Adam's trademark hand movements and eye motions that are really selling this bit.
How are you going to run out of damn air?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That must be crazy because they got to turn them all into mummies.
Yeah,
that's why they're backed up.
They only have seven back niggas.
They fucking have seven.
You got to spend six days draining all the fluids and then wrapping the motherfuckers up to get a pyramid.
Getting their brains out of their noses and all that stuff.
You got a coronavirus.
Coronavirus ravages Egypt.
We're almost out of pyramids.
We're running out of pyramid spaces.
Says the head doctor,
head witch doctor, whose head is a jackal.
I don't want to piss off.
We're making field pyramids and
any of our fans in Egypt, but they never really got got it back you know they were really killing it yeah 10 000 10 000 years ago and they've just been so long ago they've been it's crazy how long ago that is yeah it was very long ago they were they were the best they were the top dog like ancient greece was what 3 000 years ago something like that yeah and they were at seven like what the how do we even know how do we know about egypt that's up that we know anything about they kept it going
they found that dude they kept it going for a while how much do we not even fucking know about?
That's what fucks me up, dude.
I don't know what was going on 6,000 years ago.
China was probably ripping it forever.
Yeah, that's true.
China probably goes back 70,000 years.
Dude, I appreciate it.
Yeah, we don't write anything down.
I appreciate the fact that we did not have history until
Dog Burger is
an external instance of art in China.
I thought that was made in Korea.
Well, back in the olden times, it was all warm.
It was all China.
That's true.
That's why they all look the same and their languages are just slight variations.
Right, right, right, right.
So a different form of scribbling.
Yep.
Is that true?
Arabic is such a funny looking language.
It looks awesome.
I think it's really elegant.
Yeah.
The swirlies and swoops.
It looks fucking cool.
Yeah.
I think it's cool in the future use the English Arabic font for 56 56 Nights.
Yeah.
Very cool album cover.
Shout out to DJ
fucking Esco.
The coolest DJ on the motherfucking planet.
The motherfucking planet.
What was he was locked up?
Like, what was going on?
In Dubai or something?
He wasn't allowed to leave Dubai, so he made those beats.
In Dubai jail?
I believe so.
How do you get a computer in there?
Pretty cool.
Dubai jails are like ski lifts.
Yeah, they put you in the damn
sailboat
tight, but I wouldn't want to get there.
I'd want to teleport there.
It seems whack.
It's like nice buildings in the middle of nowhere.
You ever see their god,
The Egyptians?
The movie The Scorpion King?
No, no, they're like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's a jackal.
Yeah, yeah.
He's cool.
Yeah, he's cool.
He's like a dog.
There's probably so much cool shit we don't fucking know.
I'm just saying, Egypt need like that.
They took one L and they never came back.
What was the one L?
The Alexandria Library fire, probably.
That was way
after, dude.
Yeah, but they still had culture and knowledge.
It's named Alexandria, bitch.
What?
It's named Alexandria.
It's not named fucking King Tudistan or whatever the fuck.
Whatever the fuck it we want to call it.
I'm just saying they were doing okay
up until probably 2,000 years ago and they just they've they suck now.
No, they just um nah, dude.
Shout out to Abu Kir Seafood.
This shit it dried up.
My favorite shit.
It dried up.
Yeah, Egypt turned into a desert.
The Nile Delta used to be a fucking rainfall fertile.
And then a couple of neighborhoods got a little shitty.
And then it dried up.
Oh.
What?
I didn't say a fucking thing.
I think we're all equally saying offensive things.
I'm not saying anything.
If you want to place a bet on what happened.
Yep.
You could do that.
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Yeah, sucking off a bookie is a really funny idea.
You tell him, suck my bookie.
Just suck it.
Suck my bookie.
Just kiss my bookie.
Kiss it.
Shouts out to Howard G.
Yeah.
Yeah, go to mybookie.com, man.
We got the fucking AFC NFC championships coming up.
Big games.
Basketball is cooking.
The season keeps rolling on.
The Knicks have cooled off a little bit, but we're still charging ahead.
Adams, Los Angeles Lakers are looking good, even though they appear to be sleepwalking through the season.
The continuity is really helping them.
I'm very sorry, I've been ignoring you, but you're talking about basketball right now.
Yeah, and football, too.
Yeah, because they said you've got to talk about more basketball.
And also, you should go.
Oh, well,
bet your fucking worthless money on this Connor McGregor fight.
Oh, big Connor McGregor.
I saw you just got a $1 million watch that looks pretty ugly.
Yeah, the watch is stupid.
Stupid watch.
You know how a lot of people think he made the money
fighting?
He actually made it by betting on my bookie.
Yeah, he bet on himself to lose.
He bet on himself to lose, and he threw a couple fights.
He threw a couple fights, but he's gotten away with it.
But here's the thing: it's guaranteed money.
Yeah.
And you know, mypenis.fag
ever since I started this podcast.
That one got like me.
But
people have been.
Fuck, sometimes one just hits you just right.
Yeah, man, there's a lot of good shit to fucking bet on.
People have been asking me for betting tips.
I always get asked, who you got, Lakers or Clippers?
Yeah, Lakers.
And I'll tell you what.
Lake Show.
That's who I got.
I'll tell you what I tell them.
Where you bet is just as important as you're going to do.
That's so fucking true.
That's one of the most.
If you talk to any fucking gambler, they'll tell you that.
That's why I tell people to bet with my bookie.
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Whatever that happened,
what is this?
The 18th?
Yep.
Yep.
Martin Luther King Day.
It's 18th.
Big Basketball Day.
You will not hear this episode.
It comes out the 20th.
But we have a couple of really nice games.
Warriors, Lakers.
Warriors, Lakers.
The Bucks play Somebody Good.
I had that one circled.
I don't remember right off the top of my head.
But the Nets.
The Bucks play the You Look Nets.
That'll be fun.
That's going to be James Harden made his debut with the Nets.
Bet on them.
Being a good boy.
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If you want to do it that way, make it up with other words.
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Take the Warriors.
Kings play the Clippers.
Upset Alert.
Stobby's upset special.
Kings.
Kangs.
Take the Kangs.
The Kings are the Martin Luther Kings.
Take the Martin Luther Kings.
He was one of the first on that tour.
Which tour?
The original Kings.
Oh, okay.
And who were the other ones?
Frederick Douglass.
Malcolm X, Baird Rustin,
Stokely Carmichael.
Carmichael, the coolest one, coolest name.
Yeah,
his son Gerard, of course.
How about Joker Lee Carmichael?
He's like, black people should have their own country.
Arm yourselves.
You should all have guns.
Start a separatist movement.
Let's all go back to Africa.
Huey Newton.
Okay, that's enough.
Marvin.
Nick did it.
Nick got it.
Marvin Gaye.
R.I.P.
Yeah, a lot of the joke props for Adam were, let's see if he falls into the trap of just naming.
I'm trying to flex.
Let me flex.
Man, I'm so excited for lunch.
Yeah.
What are we going to do, boys?
Wait, did you give them the code?
Yeah,
come town.
Well, I got to go check out.
No, you don't.
It sounds like me and Stop are headed over to Tony Tony Luke's for a couple of cheese.
We're going to go to fucking Philly.
We're like, all right, Adam.
They got one in downtown Brooklyn.
Oh, do they?
Yeah.
Nice.
Do they?
Yeah, they got a Tony Luke's there.
I haven't had a cheese steak in a minute.
And you're guessing what?
You're missing a cheese steak.
Oh.
Because you have to go look at a place with three women's bathrooms.
I told your apartment before.
I just want women to feel comfortable in my apartment.
I need a walk-in closet for all of my dresses.
No, it's my shoes.
With a vanity.
It's my shoes.
With a big vanity, so I can look like a star.
Well, you know, I am a comedy room.
I need a built-in long cigarette holder under the walls.
Yeah.
I miss green rooms.
I miss like, you know, when they go overboard with a green room at a comedy club, too much.
One of my Bet Davis.
I know.
What the hell is it?
I guess it's for girl comics.
If it was back when comedy was men only, they had a dick sucking machine.
They had a dick sucking machine.
Which they do have in China.
It looks awesome.
They had a PS3 on the floor.
Yeah.
There's some great green rooms out there.
A couple of lazy people.
The Carolines Green Room is a good green room.
I always have a good time.
It's a very common green room.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's normal.
And the standard
just had one.
And it was nice.
There was a TV.
Yeah, but it's weird because
Carolines and Gotham feel like road clubs.
Absolutely.
There's honestly no reason for there to be a green room at the stand.
The seller doesn't have to.
I disagree, man.
I like it.
Especially because there's two stages.
It's like, you know.
Yeah.
The cellar, at least they have the little back table that nobody, you know, you're fucking isolated, but I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't want to fucking.
And then at the stand, it's like you have to go up and down.
I mean, I would host a lot.
Yeah.
I wanted the green room to just eat pizza and watch basketball.
They should, you know, what they should do is bring the hoses from the soda machine into the green room.
Into the green room, and you can suck right over there.
They're hooked up to the sprinklers.
And everyone gets their own little, everyone gets their own little fucking, like,
like, you know, when the nurse would take your temperature, there'd be a plastic covering.
Everyone gets their own little hose, yeah, so you can put it on and suck directly off.
That'd be great, that would be fucking awesome.
You come in, you get your comped hose, comp them,
yeah, you get 45 seconds of hose sucking, and you gotta make it make it count.
That's how comedy used to be back in the day.
Back when it was just the fellas, before all the whores were as long as I could remember, I always wanted to suck a hose.
I always wanted to suck a hose full of doctors.
I always wanted to be a guy that sucked on a hose.
I'm getting a phone call from Baton Rouge here.
Uh-oh.
Oh, must be a.
Oh, hello.
How y'all doing there, boy?
What's going on there, boy?
I don't know.
I can't hear anything.
Is everything okay?
We got a number there here.
This is the number for the gayest man alive.
Maybe it's a little boozy.
It's probably a little boozy.
Yeah, he heard.
He heard your thing about cutting your dick off.
Man, don't say that about Korean Dan Snyder, man.
Don't say dog burger man.
Don't say dog burger man.
That's disrespectful, man.
Come on, man.
I like that.
Reasonable boozy.
I love boozy.
Oh, yeah.
Don't come.
Don't come.
Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a little boozy.
I always wanted to be transphobic.
I always wanted to be a transphobic guy.
We had guys so transphobic, they started using diapers just so they didn't have to have any awkward experiences in the bathroom.
He would slice his penis off real thin so it would melt in the sauce.
I got so paranoid, I thought Karen was maybe a man.
I used to make her suck my dick at breakfast every day to prove that she wasn't.
Damn.
Yeah, I just watched.
I was just watching Casino.
Great movie.
Credit flick.
The beginning, the credits are so good, dude.
The car.
Yeah.
So sick.
So sick.
I've been noticing a lot of dip shits have been arguing about Scorsese recently.
That's been going off forever.
Okay, it's still working.
It's not my business.
I don't know why this is.
I wanna fuck out of your business.
You should have brought that guy from Baton Rouge on the line.
That would have been good.
What if it was Sean's family?
Yeah.
Sean Padden.
Sean Patton's family.
I thought he's from New Orleans.
Maybe they moved to Battenburg.
Boy, you got to get, stop doing that fag comedy and move back down
to the alligator country.
I want to suck at it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
This isn't Sean Patton.
This is another New York phone number that just happens to be
a comedian.
Omama Staco.
Sorry, I'm drunk off gumbo.
I'm drunk off
combo.
Combo.
That's where instead of tomato sauce, I'm doing
down here in Baton Rouge, aka gay new orleans.
Gay New Orleans.
Gay Orleans.
You know, evil.
Sausage.
Where they take, it's made out of four sausage.
It's a penis.
They cut off a pig's dead.
They call it the Pavlov's hog.
They suck off a pig.
Suck off a pig's dickle.
Suck off his dickle.
What we do down here is trying to say the warriors is stupid as possible.
Stupid adult.
Trying to sound as dumb as we can.
Why do they say, like, it sounds like because you're gay.
Connor, New York.
Correct.
Let me stop you right there.
It's because you're gay.
The answer to whatever question you were about to ask is because you're gay.
So, they say,
no, and it sounds like I already said the answer, and it's done.
And let's move on.
All right, it's because I'm next topic.
Adam, choose.
I don't you're gonna say it's because I'm gay.
No,
just choose the topic.
We got what
four more minutes till lunch, four and a half.
Actually, we're stopping now,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
I want to talk to you.
No, I'm looking at Conor McGregory's watch now.
It's stupid.
Should we go get Korean?
This looks like the worst gift at the Aaron Space Museum.
Yeah, it looks like he got it from fucking Sky Mall.
Yeah.
Sucks dick.
What is it?
There's a globe in there.
There's like, yeah, it's like fucking Earth's gravitational.
This is what happens when no one can kick your ass.
Except for.
You just end up embarrassing yourself.
Floyd Mayweather is a literate ass beat him.
Well, that's it.
Floyd Mayweather didn't have to learn how to read.
That's right.
I met him once at Redbox.
No, he didn't.
Yeah, at McDonald's by my house.
What was he getting?
He was in a yellow Lambo with two-seater Lambo with two girls, which is pretty cool.
If you can imagine that they're sitting inside of each other, he's also kind of small, though.
Tiny man.
He's small.
Tiny man.
It was right after the
Ricky Hatton fight.
And I was in college at the time.
I always said something very embarrassing to him, but he was cool with it.
Was it the N-word?
No.
So I said, I said,
I said,
me and all my, I was like, Money May, me and all my friends were rooting for you against Ricky Hatt, but I kind of was embarrassed that I said, but
did Haddon fight him and Pacquiao?
Maybe.
Hadden was the guy that got fat when he wasn't fighting and then lose it all.
Somebody slumped him, though.
Was it Mayweather?
Because Haddon, everyone was like, Hatton's got the power.
Mayweather beat his ass.
That was like a great white hype.
Yeah, yeah.
Great, great white hope kind of situation.
Absolutely.
Because there was that.
And he was the
super working class British.
Yeah, he was like a Manchester guy.
Yeah.
And he was cool, but he budgeted and got his ass fucked by both of them, I think.
Yeah.
I saw Pacquiao also, because he lived in Vegas, walking around
when I was going cosmic bowling.
I was at
the, what do you call it?
The fucking Sunset Casino.
But yeah,
He was chilling just with like 40 guys.
Hell yeah.
What's the name of that diner?
The fucking Leon diner?
The Peppermill.
I'm trying to go there.
That place is so cool.
I'm trying to go there and have some
French toast.
It's in casino.
They use it as a location in casino, yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, I got my picture taken there once I told you.
Oh, really?
I took Matt and Will and Felix there
in February.
With a bitch.
You took your picture there with the bitch?
Yeah.
Did she Was your cock in her mouth?
Of course.
That's how they take your picture.
Vegas.
Yeah, that place is.
To any listener to the show, if you're in Vegas, it's a very cool place to go.
Yeah, go over there.
And that's where Adam sucked his first cock.
Get a milkshake.
The paper mill diner.
Should we all move out to the desert, the middle of nowhere?
No state tax, baby.
Really?
Yeah.
You want to move the.
Stop.
How's this sound?
Moving the Reno.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
It's living on a ranch.
We get two regular horses and one big fat horse.
Well, I don't see for like big chores and stuff.
Yeah.
Draft horse.
Yeah.
For chores.
Big chores.
We do surgery to combine two horses.
We sew them together at the back.
Nah, dude, like a horse that has to pull shit.
That's chores for a horse.
Nah, dude, I'm not a desert guy.
I need
some water.
Maybe not ocean, but like a lake or a stream.
I don't fuck.
I don't trust lakes.
I don't like
the water's just sitting there.
If it's a big enough lake.
If it's big enough, then that's kind of an ocean.
If you go to Lake Michigan, that looks like an ocean.
It doesn't even have to be that big.
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