Trump Enters War on Showers & Kristi Noem Takes "Photo Shoot" Literally | Bowen Yang

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We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Speaker 1 Christy Noam does border cosplay, the tariffs might make you rich, and Trump declares war on water. So let's get into another installment of Trump 2.0 coming for the White House.

Speaker 3 I'm going to copy.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, I don't know why we keep playing that.

Speaker 1 We're not gonna show that clip anymore, okay?

Speaker 1 Let's get into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.
His beautiful economy crashed because some dum-dum came and tariffed every country on the planet.

Speaker 1 He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because again, some absolute moron keeps ramping up a trade war against China.

Speaker 1 But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does: gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.

Speaker 4 Thank you for your leadership, and thank you for everything you're doing.

Speaker 5 Your leadership at the border is absolutely remarkable.

Speaker 6 I want to thank you as well for the shipbuilding.

Speaker 7 I want to thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party.

Speaker 4 And what you're doing now, I think, is a great service to our country, but ultimately to the world.

Speaker 1 You are overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority. The U.S.

Speaker 1 Americans want you to be president.

Speaker 5 Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point in American history.

Speaker 1 Wow, what do you even say to that?

Speaker 10 I'm going to come.

Speaker 10 No, stop it! Stop it!

Speaker 10 Not that.

Speaker 1 But let's be fair, serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the White House. They also do photo ops out in the field.

Speaker 1 Although with Homeland Secretary Christy Noam, this was less like a photo op and more like a photo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch where you point that thing.

Speaker 11 Secretary of Homeland Security, christy gnome is taking heat today for her latest viral video here we are with michael and brian today she's posing with two federal agents pointing a gun right at the agent's head

Speaker 1 wow give it up for friendly fire barbie everyone

Speaker 1 to be fair this is christy gnome and these agents were wearing dog tags

Speaker 1 you know i'm starting to wonder if maybe she actually shot her dog by accident while taking a family photo.

Speaker 3 Fido! Fido, get in here!

Speaker 1 Oh, never mind, just people.

Speaker 1 So Trump's cabinet has been very active. At today's meeting, Tulsi Gabbard said she's going to stop election rigging.

Speaker 1 Pam Bondi said she'll seek a 20-year prison term for someone who vandalized a Tesla. And RFK Jr.
announced that he'll get fluoride out of the water.

Speaker 1 So congrats in advance to your dentist on his new Bentley.

Speaker 1 But don't worry, they're leaving the big issues to the president himself.

Speaker 6 The Biden administration launched what you've called a war on showers.

Speaker 3 Ah, yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, the war on showers, a fight Steve Bannon has been on the front lines of his whole life.

Speaker 1 Now, most people probably didn't even realize we were in a war on showers because no one in the Biden administration ever accidentally added a reporter to the war on showers group chat.

Speaker 1 But in all seriousness, I know the war on showers very well. Okay, my uncle actually lost his leg from stepping on a bath bomb.

Speaker 1 It's never been the same. But luckily, that war is now coming to an end.

Speaker 6 Certain regulations that have basically killed the water pressure of showers and other

Speaker 13 water appliances.

Speaker 6 With this executive order, we're effectively going to be reversing that set of regulations.

Speaker 14 In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair.

Speaker 14 I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes till it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 It takes 15 minutes for your hair to get wet?

Speaker 1 Are you sure you're not standing in the pantry?

Speaker 1 The water pressure is terrible in here, and we're out of Cheez-Its.

Speaker 1 But if you're as big of a Trump head as I am, you know that water pressure is not a new issue for him. He's been passionate about this crisis for a while.

Speaker 14 Take a shower and water comes dripping out. It's dripping out, very quietly dripping out.

Speaker 15 Sinks!

Speaker 10 Right? Showers! You take a shower, the water doesn't come out.

Speaker 16 It's the shower.

Speaker 16 It's the sink and you know the third element in the bathroom. People have to flush their toilet 15 times.

Speaker 10 10 times, right? 10 times.

Speaker 14 Turn on the shower.

Speaker 3 Ding.

Speaker 4 Ding.

Speaker 14 It goes drip, drip, drip, drip.

Speaker 17 Please, come out.

Speaker 10 The water. Come on, water.
Come out, baby.

Speaker 3 Oh, come out, baby. Please.

Speaker 1 Come out. Come out for daddy.

Speaker 1 Has he ever said anything more embarrassing?

Speaker 10 I'm going to come.

Speaker 10 Stop doing that.

Speaker 10 Stop it.

Speaker 1 But guys, guys, we did it! We found the one issue Donald Trump has stayed consistent on. It is literally the dumbest issue ever, but we'll take it.

Speaker 1 But this is still a major announcement, which is why Fox News deployed its most sophisticated journalism technique, talking to old people at a diner.

Speaker 18 Your thoughts about your chance of having water pressure strong again in the shower?

Speaker 9 That's just fine with me.

Speaker 4 I think you should.

Speaker 9 I think you'd all better blow the skin off of it if you want it it that way.

Speaker 2 We don't want to blow the skin off the epidurbus.

Speaker 9 It's quite vital.

Speaker 1 All right, hold on, Kill me. Don't act like that guy is the weird one.
You're the one walking around a diner going, tell me what you do in the shower.

Speaker 1 By the way, why are you talking to the men in here? You got to talk to these ladies. That's a group of ladies excited about a stronger shower head, am I right?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 they get it.

Speaker 3 They get it.

Speaker 1 Still, I'm not sure the majority of Americans want their skin blown off. Anyone else want to chime in about water pressure?

Speaker 18 So tell me about what you picture now that water pressure will be great again. I have to sit there and stand there for two or three minutes for the water to even get warm.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's a different thing.

Speaker 1 This is not just an open forum for general shower complaints.

Speaker 1 The water's too cold, and I don't like how it tastes. It should taste like Hawaiian punch.

Speaker 1 Is there anyone in this diner Brian Kilmead can have a normal interaction with?

Speaker 18 How old are you?

Speaker 12 I'm 12.

Speaker 18 Do you even remember the way it used to be in 2008 before Barack Obama came in? No.

Speaker 18 Kilmead.

Speaker 1 Dude, he just told you he was 12.

Speaker 1 Do you even know what year it is?

Speaker 1 Excuse me, little boy. Where were you for the moon landing?

Speaker 1 A kid was born in 2012. He doesn't remember Obama as president.
He's probably like, Obama, is that the guy who puts out the Spotify playlist?

Speaker 1 For more on these executive orders, let's go live to the White House with our very own Troy Iwata.

Speaker 7 Absolutely, Desi. And it's not just water pressure.

Speaker 7 A few minutes ago, he passed another executive order that says, a shower faucet can't do that thing where you turn it and it's cold, cold, cold, but then super hot.

Speaker 4 There has to be a warm middle.

Speaker 7 If that makes sense, you know what I mean. Best wishes, DJT.

Speaker 1 Best wishes?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I I think halfway through he forgot it was an executive order and not a letter.

Speaker 4 I don't know.

Speaker 1 This is the stuff that he's passing in the middle of a trade war? What a waste of time.

Speaker 7 No, hard disagree, Desi. I like this version of Trump.
Let him have his little showers, okay?

Speaker 7 Also, I do love a warm middle.

Speaker 1 Okay, but who does this help?

Speaker 7 The real question is, who does this hurt? And the answer is no one, right? Okay? They're going to do bad things anyway, Desi.

Speaker 7 But if I'm gonna be spending five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet, at least give us an executive order like the one this afternoon that says

Speaker 7 no more itchy tags on clothes. It's too, too, too, too itchy.
Uh, have a great summer, Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 Okay, I do agree with that. Tags are itchy, but shouldn't he be focusing on bigger, real things?

Speaker 7 He's bad at bigger, real things.

Speaker 13 95

Speaker 7 95 of these executive orders are about punishing people who are just disagree with him. So I'm fine with side quest Trump, okay?

Speaker 7 Would you go up to Hitler and be like, why are you painting?

Speaker 3 You've got work to do.

Speaker 1 Is it too much to ask for a president who's not Hitler?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 7 Apparently it is. So just focus on the wins.
Yes, he's putting Dora the Explorer on a flight to El Salvador, okay?

Speaker 7 But he's declared that anyone on the flight who asks for a soda has to get a whole can.

Speaker 7 Exo, XO, Donnie.

Speaker 1 Troy, I hope you confronted them about that deportation order.

Speaker 7 I did. The soda can was my idea.

Speaker 1 These are terrible concessions for the American people.

Speaker 7 Desi, if you don't like that one, how about this one? It says toilet paper must be rolled over the top and not from the bottom. Lila's Donald Trump.

Speaker 7 We can all get behind that, right?

Speaker 1 Actually, I like toilet paper rolling from the bottom.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay. Thank you.

Speaker 7 So you're one of them bottom rollers, okay.

Speaker 7 Well, enjoy your flight to El Salvador.

Speaker 12 Hello, Ice.

Speaker 12 No! Troy! Troy! You hang up right now! Hang up the phone! Troyana, everyone!

Speaker 12 When we come back, Michael's last time will do some business, but I'll go away.

Speaker 12 Excuses!

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Speaker 1 If you want honest and rigorous financial news, then go eat a dick. But if you want to get rich, then you want Michael Costa and another installment of Costa Doing Business.

Speaker 2 Woo! What up, players? This is the Costa doing business, and I'm Michael Costa. So let's make some fat stacks of that stinking cash.
But first, I know what you're thinking, all right?

Speaker 2 And just to clarify, I didn't jump off a building because of the market crash, all right? This happened because I couldn't pay my Coke dealer after the market crash.

Speaker 2 And then he threw me off a building. What up, Hector? Anyways, all the more reason to get down to making some of that money,

Speaker 2 okay? Now this week, Big Daddy Trump's game of tariff, no tariff, caused a lot of selling on Wall Street. But on Main Street, everybody's still singing bye-bye, but it's spelled B-U-Y.

Speaker 3 Hit me.

Speaker 1 With fears that prices will be going way up, some Americans have started panic buying.

Speaker 5 Consumers going on a tariff-induced shopping spree from appliances to alcohol. Hoarding items like toothpaste and toilet paper.

Speaker 8 We were talking about it that we should buy some rice rice because we get rice that's made in Thailand and we said we don't really need it right now but we're going to buy it.

Speaker 3 Yup, that's right.

Speaker 2 American consumers are acting like me when I saw my Coke dealer. They are panicking.
Now as a rule of thumb in a financial crisis, you should never panic.

Speaker 2 Then again, rules of thumb were meant to be broken. And I'm talking repeatedly smashed in a car trunk over and over again.
But where there is panic, there are ah panic tunities.

Speaker 2 If people are snapping up rice, then call me the Rice Patty Daddy because you're looking at a guy who just converted his entire bathroom into a rice patty. Yep.

Speaker 2 Look, and if anyone has a contact at Whole Foods, Sensei Costa's Toilet Rice is still looking for a distributor.

Speaker 2 Now, of course, grocery stores aren't the only ones caught up in Uncle DJT's economy, lobatomy. Navadami, despite a 90-day pause for other countries, tariffs on China are still sky to the high.

Speaker 2 Hit me.

Speaker 1 Oh, Jesus. U.S.
tariffs on Chinese goods soared to 104%

Speaker 1 on everything from clothing and shoes to toys.

Speaker 17 It could soon be much harder to get your hands on Tonka trucks, Care Bears, and even the new Nintendo Switch 2 that's out this summer, with companies opting to pause shipments to the U.S.

Speaker 17 Swiss watches and X-ray tubes for CAT scans could also be impacted with the tariff wars.

Speaker 2 Oh, sorry, kids. These tariffs are affecting all your toys, care bears, Nintendo Switches, x-ray tubes for CAT scans.
Now you're never going to know what's going on inside of your Care Bear. Well

Speaker 2 until puberty, am I right? Up top.

Speaker 2 But seriously, these are just the kind of sacrifices we need to make to get the economy back to where it was 10 days ago. So with toys

Speaker 2 With toys in the red, that means I'm buying up children's tears, okay? These things, these things go for $10,000 an ounce on the streets of Silicon Valley.

Speaker 4 What do you think Mark Zuckerberg fills his cold plunge with, all right?

Speaker 2 That's how he keeps it so Zuckerberg. So Daddy T's tariffs are going to be affecting some shiz that we don't care about like child's happiness or your estranged grandma's 401k.
But who cares?

Speaker 2 Because you weren't getting that money anyway. Not since your ex-wife told her about what you did in Sarasota during a crypto conference.

Speaker 2 And even though you agreed to counseling and couples therapy and you deleted all the dating apps from your work phone and you swore you'd never be caught with $5,000 cash in a Costco-sized bottle of amyl nitrates ever again

Speaker 2 it wasn't enough

Speaker 2 it would never be enough

Speaker 2 So f ⁇ you, grandma, but that doesn't mean Papa Trump's tariffs aren't going to impact things that we do care about, like iPhones.

Speaker 3 Hit me.

Speaker 1 Apple's seeing a wave of panic buying for iPhones as higher prices loom due to Trump's tariffs.

Speaker 20 An iPhone 16 Pro Max, already $1,200, could jump by another $350.

Speaker 9 When it comes to Apple, they were finding as many 747s as they could to get iPhones out of China.

Speaker 10 Planes stuffed with billions of dollars of iPhones to arrive before the tariffs take effect.

Speaker 4 That's right. That's right.

Speaker 2 iPhones are flying here business class so Apple can make a little business cash but refugees fleeing a wicka wicka war they're not gonna make it are they so that little shiny rectangle in your pocket is now worth a whole lot of wicka wicker money which is why I'm bullish on unsupervised coat checks okay these rooms are teeming with tariff free phones all it takes is a cater waiter uniform and you'll be harvesting apples like a family in autumn you're no longer allowed to see anymore hey

Speaker 2 hey Siri, how much green gravy did I just make off this iPhone tariff crisis?

Speaker 6 This phone has been reported stolen.

Speaker 3 Calling police. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Oops, clumsy me right in a cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 Looks like I'm going to have to dry that out in what? A bowl of Sensei Costa's toilet rice.

Speaker 3 Yeah, baby.

Speaker 2 Now available in the third stall of the men's bathroom at the ETH Rutherford Whole Foods.

Speaker 2 Now, for those of you that have a working iPhone and your favorite app for watching trad wives make slow churn smoothies, it's about to get a new owner.

Speaker 15 Hit me.

Speaker 19 The president announced he was extending by 75 days the deadline for TikTok's owner to find a non-Chinese buyer.

Speaker 1 There are a number of interested parties who have said they would be willing to acquire the app.

Speaker 13 The founder of the adult content site OnlyFans has also submitted a bid.

Speaker 2 TikTok, it's money o'clock, and I'm betting on OnlyFans. Hell, I've been putting money into that site for years, but I can't pull anything out because Mistress Victoria tells me I'm not allowed to.

Speaker 2 Well, at least I put two of her kids through Northwestern. Let's go, Wildcats!

Speaker 2 But no matter who buy-bye-buys TikTok, do not worry because it will not be banned in the U.S. And that's a cost of guarantee.
TikTok is simply too popular. The American people love it.

Speaker 2 And for some, it's the only workaround we have to communicate with our kids.

Speaker 2 Hey, Skylar, hey, Brandon, you guys want to go see the Minecraft movie this weekend? Sound off in the comments. Your mom sucks.
Well, that's all I have time for.

Speaker 2 If I don't get $2,500 to Hector in the next hour, he's going to shatter my pelvis. But hey, that's just the cost of doing business.

Speaker 2 Welcome back to the TV show. My guest tonight is a comedian, writer, and actor you know from SNL.

Speaker 1 He stars in the new movie, The Wedding Banquet. Please welcome Bowen Yang.

Speaker 13 Hi, everyone. That's very nice.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 I am so happy that you're here. I hope you're ready because I am going to hammer you with tariff questions.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We have got to get to the bottom of Trump's trade war.

Speaker 3 Let's go ahead.

Speaker 13 I mean,

Speaker 13 first of all, I miss 104. We're at 125 now, but 104 just felt like a sexier number, right?

Speaker 1 Right, I totally agree.

Speaker 3 It's random.

Speaker 3 Miss opportunity. Miss opportunity.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. I am such a huge fan of yours.

Speaker 4 Likewise, Desi.

Speaker 13 But like, okay, I ran into you. I think it was some, it doesn't matter, some awards thing, but like.

Speaker 1 I'm sure it was very fancy and very elite.

Speaker 7 It was very fancy, very elite.

Speaker 13 But I've,

Speaker 3 like, whatever.

Speaker 13 I,

Speaker 13 I have tunnel vision at those things. I don't look in the perip because I'm like, I don't know who I'm going to like, you know,

Speaker 13 and get into the crossfire with. But, like, you,

Speaker 13 I turned to you, and it felt like there was a star shower behind you.

Speaker 3 I was like,

Speaker 13 Desney Life is right there, and God, I love her.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're so sweet. I travel with a ring light.
Yes.

Speaker 4 And I haven't.

Speaker 7 And you're backlit?

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm always backlit.

Speaker 3 I hire an intern to follow me around.

Speaker 1 So I, it makes you think it's a moment.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 1 No, I felt the same way. I was like, I need to corner you and make sure that you come on the show to see us and then I can snag you.
Yes. That's what

Speaker 1 we did it. We did it.

Speaker 1 I love all of the characters that you play on SNL. You've played George Santos.

Speaker 13 Yes. Oh, there he is.

Speaker 1 The very handsome George Santos. JD Vance.

Speaker 1 There he is.

Speaker 1 And my favorite, the Prima Donna Iceberg.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite of all time. It feels like you choose these highly unlikable, unsavory characters and just somehow find the humor and make them engaging.

Speaker 13 I really love just this thing in our culture of like people who are in media who like

Speaker 13 hate it too much.

Speaker 13 But like they chose to like be in front of the camera, they chose to be on display and yet they're like, don't look at me, don't look at me. But it's like, you know, you opted into it.

Speaker 13 There was some buy-in on some level.

Speaker 1 The idea that the iceberg is a victim in all of this.

Speaker 13 Totally. That's very...

Speaker 3 And isn't he?

Speaker 13 He was just sitting there.

Speaker 3 I mean, what was he doing?

Speaker 1 It wasn't really his fault.

Speaker 13 And by now

Speaker 13 he's gone. He's melted away with climate change.

Speaker 1 What was the moment when you were asked to play J.D. Vance? Lauren asked you, and what did you say?

Speaker 13 Lauren asked me, and I said, please, please, please don't make me do this.

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 3 I really find him challenging.

Speaker 13 First of all, I like,

Speaker 13 God's honest truth. I really do my best with him, but every time I have to play him, I go to Lauren and I say, you can do a buyback.
You don't have to stick with me.

Speaker 13 You can please reach out to Zach Alfanakis.

Speaker 7 Please reach out to Taryn Killum.

Speaker 13 But no,

Speaker 13 that's my charge.

Speaker 1 How did you find your way through him? Was it a challenge?

Speaker 13 It was. Oh my gosh.
You really are grilling me.

Speaker 3 We'll get to the Tara. I love it.

Speaker 13 I love it.

Speaker 13 No, you know what? I worked with... You guys are going to roll your f ⁇ ing eyes

Speaker 13 I worked with like an accent coach we had to find the middle between we had to find the middle between like Appalachian but Ohio like we really had to like find the right

Speaker 13 yeah and like I was like I don't want to screw this up like I have I have such an uphill battle here like I've got my almond eye I've got I like this and there everyone in America is gonna be like this Asian guy is playing that guy like I was like I really gotta nail this down and I and I'm just telling you guys I'm doing my best, okay?

Speaker 13 It is so far beyond that.

Speaker 1 I love hearing that because your presence on SNL is like, like, I can't imagine the pressure cooker it must be. And you always look so calm and cool and relaxed.

Speaker 1 So thank you for sharing that you work really hard and you hire an actress.

Speaker 13 And I'm not even on ketemine. It's amazing.

Speaker 3 Oh, yet. Yet.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 I want to talk about your podcast.

Speaker 1 Las Culturistas. Yes.
Pop culture has been a huge part of your life. You started doing that in 2016 before SNL.

Speaker 1 How has your perspective changed over the years being someone who observes and is passionate about pop culture to then becoming part of the culture?

Speaker 13 Oh my gosh. I really think there is no big difference.
We're basically the same show as we were nine years ago, which is dinosaur years in podcasting.

Speaker 3 Yeah, truly.

Speaker 13 But I mean, it's the same show. We start off, we just riff, and then we end with this silly segment.
But I think,

Speaker 13 like,

Speaker 13 I'm just like y'all going home watching The Pit. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 Like, I,

Speaker 13 like, we're all watching the same stuff.

Speaker 13 And I feel like there's, I, I get why everyone thinks that, like, things are fragmented now and there's no monoculture anymore, but I feel like we're still like tuning into like the same shows.

Speaker 13 Like, there's just fewer shows that we're all tuning into, but I feel like that kind of makes our jobs, our jobs as people, as consumers, easier.

Speaker 13 if we're just like all right it's Sunday we're gonna watch Walton Goggins you know be scary yes yes and we all did except I have not caught up on the finale so please

Speaker 1 I didn't spoil anything blow it for me I'm gonna watch tonight I want to talk about your new movie

Speaker 1 The Wedding Banquet. It's so good.
You're fantastic in it. This cast is amazing.
Lily Gladstone. Yep.

Speaker 13 John Yun, Joan Chen. Yes.
Hunky Chon. It's his first English movie ever.
He's amazing in it. Kelly Marie Tran, it's a great.

Speaker 1 Tell us what the story is all about.

Speaker 13 So it's a remake of an Aang Lee film from the 90s. It's about this sham marriage that has to get staged between these two couples who are friends with each other.

Speaker 13 The lesbian couple needs an IVF treatment. The Korean guy, my boyfriend, needs to

Speaker 13 just stage this wedding so that his parents in Korea, his family in Korea doesn't find out. He's really wealthy.
He offers to pay for the IVF treatments.

Speaker 13 And my character kind of gets sidelined and he's like, how do I fit into this? And it's so fun.

Speaker 1 It's a warm hug of a movie you'll all love it I promise it's great it's a rom-com you're bringing the rom-coms back yeah finally we need more it's me

Speaker 3 oh my gosh thank you

Speaker 13 yeah it's um it's it's it's me Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 We're all on the front line.

Speaker 3 I'll take it.

Speaker 1 That's a movie I'd like to see, actually. If you can make that happen, a couple with the three of you.

Speaker 1 The movie, as you said, centers around a sham marriage.

Speaker 1 Have you thought about who you would want your sham wife to be?

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 1 For a green card? Like if you had to

Speaker 13 do that situation?

Speaker 13 Let's see. Who needs one?

Speaker 13 But who wants to come here anymore?

Speaker 3 You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 A fair point.

Speaker 13 I'm going to say.

Speaker 1 Would she be like a blonde in late night?

Speaker 1 Like you could choose anyone.

Speaker 3 I see.

Speaker 13 I take your shoes. You're spoken for her.
I feel like, right, but she would absolutely be a blonde. No,

Speaker 4 I would. As you were.
As I was.

Speaker 13 You know what? I would really take any.

Speaker 13 I'm a self-proclaimed boob gay.

Speaker 13 I love a booksome bosom.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I appreciate that.

Speaker 13 So, yeah, as long as you're stacked, I'll marry you. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I love that.

Speaker 3 I love that.

Speaker 1 I would would love to play a game with you because this movie is about a wedding.

Speaker 1 So I was wondering if we could play a game where I mention things at a wedding and you tell me, do or I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 3 Great, love it.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right, ready? Yep.

Speaker 1 These are things at a wedding. Five day long bachelor or bachelorette party.

Speaker 13 I'm gonna be, I'm gonna say that's a hard pass. Five is too long even with like family.

Speaker 3 Even with people you love.

Speaker 1 I totally agree. So I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so, honey. Okay, dog as a ring bearer.

Speaker 13 Oh, I do. I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 3 That's cute. Oh.
I agree.

Speaker 1 Groomsman taking clothes off on the dance floor.

Speaker 13 Yeah, who? I mean...

Speaker 13 Depends on the groomsman, but sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. The more the merrier.
Performing at your own wedding.

Speaker 13 Unless your name is Ariana. JD Vance.

Speaker 13 Unless your name is J.D. Vance or Ariana Grande, then no.

Speaker 3 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, she can.

Speaker 3 She can perform. She can do whatever the hell she wants.

Speaker 7 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Unprompted speeches.

Speaker 13 Oh, no. I feel like the programming for speeches is so intentional.
And, like, if that uncle or cousin has not been designated, then there's a huge reason why.

Speaker 1 It's always going to go off for you.

Speaker 3 It's always going to go off for you.

Speaker 1 Unwelcome. I don't think so, honey.
DJ getting on the dance floor with you.

Speaker 4 If

Speaker 13 he's taking, if he, she, they are taking requests.

Speaker 7 If they will let you play,

Speaker 13 you know, a friggin' like Tears for Fears song that you love or something, then yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 I hope our DJ heard that. So he's going to play Tears for Fears.

Speaker 13 Next wedding you guys go to, Request, Everybody Wants to Rule the World. It will bring people together.

Speaker 3 Absolutely.

Speaker 3 The answer to all of our problems.

Speaker 3 Thank you for being here.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 1 The wedding banquet is in theaters nationwide April 18th. Bo and yang, everybody.

Speaker 21 And off we're going to go for the golden age of America. It's coming now.
You feel it now. Finally, someone is behind the desk in the Oval Office who's going to protect America and the world.

Speaker 21 And it's coming and it's coming now. And I tell you what, it feels great.

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