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Now,

one thing we've come to expect around elections is celebrities getting involved.

And these days, a celebrity voicing their political opinion is like climate change.

It's happening every day, and most people ignore it.

But there are still some celebrities who simply cannot be ignored.

Kanye West added again, sparking controversy on Twitter.

The pro-Trump rapper posted a photo of him wearing a red Make America Great Again hat.

He's the brave one going out into liberal la-la land and getting booed because he likes Trump.

What I love about Kanye West is he has been blazing this trail saying it's okay to think freely.

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Yeah, that's a slot that's never been filled before.

So Republicans have been celebrating the second coming of Yeezys as one of their own.

But yesterday, Democrats said, hey, Republicans, I'm going to let you finish, but we just got one of the best endorsements of all time.

Taylor Swift got a huge response after announcing yesterday she's voting for Democrat Phil Bredesen over Republican Marsha Blackburn in the U.S.

Senate race in Tennessee.

The pop star has always made it a point of keeping silent on politics, but shocked her fans last night.

Swift wrote, I always have and always will cast my vote based on which candidate will protect and fight for the human rights I believe we all deserve in this country.

Wow.

Wow.

This

is a big deal because you realize until now, Taylor Swift has stayed as far away away from politics as she does from rhythm.

Right?

And no, like, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I love, I love Taytay's music, but let's be honest, have you seen her dancing?

Like, Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift!

Here's the thing, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift dances like she's making fun of how white people dance.

That's how she dances.

And just like Kanye fired up Republicans, Taylor also seems to be having an impact.

Her post apparently caused a huge surge in voter voter registration.

So you can't deny that she has influence with voters.

Yeah.

You just can't.

You can't deny that Taylor Swift has that influence.

The same way you can't deny that while reputation might have lacked the momentum and sales records of 1989, it's still an impressive brooding departure portraying Taylor as a woman coming into her own and solidifying her power and range as an artist.

Or so I've been told.

I mean, so I've been told.

And I get it.

I get it.

If anyone can convince young people to vote, it's the woman who somehow got young people to buy physical CDs because she wasn't on Spotify.

I mean, like, who even owns a CD player?

Like, people are probably popping the disc into the toaster trying to play them.

And since Taylor has been so quiet about politics, there was actually a theory in the alt-right community that was that maybe she was secretly a pro-Trump conservative, right?

But now, by endorsing a Democrat, she blew that theory up, which is news that the president took surprisingly well.

What do you have to say to Taylor Swift now that she's in politics?

Taylor Swift coming into politics.

What do you have to say to him?

And what did she say?

She said she wants people to vote for Democrats.

Let's say that I like Taylor's music about 25% less now, okay?

That's a weird way to express displeasure.

He likes her music 25% less.

Like, what does that even mean?

Is he now just going to cut off 25% of his Taylor merchandise?

Is that what he's going to do?

Oh, and by the way, I love how Trump turned back when he heard Taylor Swift.

You see that?

Like, because he was leaving.

He was leaving, right?

And then he heard Taylor Swift and he was like, what?

Yeah, because normally reporters shout questions.

He just keeps going.

They're like, Mr.

President, the United Nations global warming, Mr.

President, your policy on Hezbollah.

Mr.

President, what do you think about Taylor Swift?

He's like, what's that?

What's that?

Taylor Swift.

Let me tell you something.

I know all about this issue from my briefings that I read in United States Weekly.

And look, I know right now there are conservatives out there who are pro-Taylor Swift and are feeling conflicted at this moment because she has endorsed the Democrats.

And to them, I say, if you're a real Taylor Swift fan, you know what you got to do.

Shake it off.

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You travel the country, meet interesting people, and find real stories.

But then one day you realize it's a f ⁇ ing Tuesday in November again.

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Early voting is already underway in the Virginia gubernatorial race with the latest polling showing Democratic Governor Terry McAuliffe effectively in a dead heat.

Political writing, if Terry McAuliffe doesn't pull out a win, Democrats are privately predicting a collapse on Capitol Hill.

Wait, Virginia could go red?

For a a state that went blue by 450,000 votes in the last election, this was a story worth keeping down the vomit.

I sat down with Jeffrey Skelly from 538 to help me make sense of this.

Sorry about the mess.

Elections, am I right?

Why is this race in particular so close?

Isn't Virginia blue?

Yeah, so Virginia has been Democratic-leaning over the last few years, but President Biden is now somewhat unpopular.

And I think voters are responding to that, and so the electoral environment is better for Republicans.

So we've got a close race in Virginia.

Who do you think will actually decide this race?

Young voters are really important because they are basically the most Democratic-leaning group.

Well, one little interesting thing McCullough has done is run campaign ads attacking Glenn Youngkin because he was CEO of the Carlisle Group, which was involved in the purchase of Taylor Swift's Master Recordings.

And so they've been using this to try to get young people to pay attention to the race because there are a lot of young people out there, you know, 18 to 34 year olds, who really like Taylor Swift.

Virginia Democrat candidate for governor Terry McCullough recruiting Taylor Swift fans.

McCullough reportedly linking his opponent to music executive Scooter Braun, who infamously bought Swift's master recordings back in 2019.

After I was denied the chance to purchase my music outright, my entire catalog was sold to Scooter Braun's Ithaca Holdings in a deal that I'm told was funded by the Carlisle Group.

One of the targeted ads reading, did you know that Republican candidate for governor Glenn Youngkin helped buy taylor swift's masters out from under her you gotta be shitting me taylor swift fans vote i think that's what the mccalloff campaign is hoping if the swifties are backing mcculiff what group of fans are backing youngkin chet hanks fans chetheads well we don't have any polling on on different you know fan groups of of musical artists or 538 what the future yeah it's it's a real it's a real niche could we be underestimating the swifties i think i'd be careful about giving them too much weight weight, but there are a lot of young people who like Taylor Swift.

We know that's true.

Could Taylor Swift fans be the key to the Virginia race?

To find out, I had to dive deep into their fandom, no matter how many of her albums I had to buy on the show's credit card.

Oh, sorry.

This just happened to me without my approval or consent.

Shame on him.

Woo!

Woo!

Finally, after becoming fluent in all things Taylor, I gathered a group of her fans at Virginia to see how angry they were with candidate Yunkin.

Are you all true fans?

Are you true Swifties?

Did you buy signed Fearless albums, Taylor version?

I actually do have it, and I can pull it up.

I also have every single Taylor record on vinyl right next to me if we want to go that far.

Yeah, the two most important dates in November is November 2nd, which is Election Day, and November 12th, which is red.

Yeah, I'm taking off work for Election Day, just in case the lines are too long.

Are you also taking off work for Taylor's release of Red?

Oh, 100%.

I need to get through all the emotions of all the songs on that album.

I'm taking off work, and my therapist is not getting the day off.

While I respect this generation's clear dedication to mental health, could this new base of voters actually tip the scales in Virginia?

I'm originally from Texas, and the last three years in college, I voted in Texas, but I just knew that I couldn't just sit by and watch as Yunkin took Virginia.

And so that's when I decided to change my voter registration.

Wow.

Okay, so you just changed your registration.

This is dedication.

I was in the weird college era as well, where I was kind of voting in my home state.

But now I am voting in Virginia because of this issue.

I couldn't help but pity these young girls.

There are so many important issues, but all they care about is Taylor Swift's master recordings.

It's not.

really about the masters, but I mean just a couple days ago Yunkin came out and said, you you know he loves everyone and when asked if that includes uh lgbtq people he said no are there other issues that you care about women's right to choose i'm very passionate about gun violence prevention climate change is going to be the biggest issue of our time so those policies are super important i'm an environmental engineer so this is life-changing.

What would you say to boomers like my aunt Sheila who say 14-year-old girls should stay out of politics and stop stealing my sleeping pills, Desi?

I think that's such a a weird stereotype of Taylor Swift fans because we're not 14 anymore.

We are adults.

We pay taxes and we vote.

Yeah, do you want to see my thesis paper about

congressional legislation?

Because I can show you that.

Don't underestimate Swifties.

All right.

Take it easy, Molly.

Geez.

I don't want any snake comments on my Insta.

Yes, they are fans of Taylor Swift.

And yes, they are in their 20s.

Maybe they can make a difference in this upcoming election.

No matter what happens, at least now I'll have some great music to cry to, just in time for next Election Tuesday.

All right, let's move on to a more important election.

Every year, Time magazine announces the person of the year.

So that people remember what Time Magazine is.

And this morning we found out who won 2023.

Sam Jacobs is Times Editor-in-Chief.

Sam, good morning.

Welcome to today.

You can reveal right now who it it is.

Are you ready for it?

We're ready for it.

The 2023 time person of the year is Taylor Swift.

Okay, let me just, let's just get this out of the way, Sam, because the world is on fire right now.

And, you know, this is person of the year, and it purports to say this is the most influential person or group of persons.

in the world this year.

You picked Taylor.

We know about her influence.

How did you justify this decision?

There are a number of different choices that could have represented 2023.

and I don't think there's anyone who's moved so many people so well as Taylor Swift did in 2023.

Yeah, also my teenage daughter doesn't speak to me and I thought this would help.

But

yeah, yeah.

But yes, Taylor Swift is Times Person of the Year, which is terrible news for Taylor Swift.

Have you seen how the past few winners of this are doing?

Last year, Zelensky won.

How's Ukraine doing now?

Year before that, Elon Musk got the cover.

How's Twitter doing now?

Year before that, Biden and Kamala got the cover.

Enough said.

Forget Travis Kelsey.

If this pattern keeps up, next year Taylor Swift is going to be dating the punter for the New York Jets.

But the question is, does Taylor Swift deserve to be person of the year?

To discuss, we turn to Ronnie Chang and Michael Costa.

Let's start with you, Ronnie.

Why did Taylor deserve this cover?

Well,

as a Swifty, I can say, isn't it obvious?

A massive tour that generated like $5 billion from the U.S.

economy, a movie about that tour that saved movie theaters, and she made football even more popular.

Not to mention all the breakups she got me through I mean I was getting dumped on purpose just to enjoy those songs more

good point Ronnie okay that's the pro Taylor side now let's go to Michael Costa Michael give us the anti-taylor side

what no no

no no no no no I'm not doing the anti-taylor side when did this happen

I'm not going to criticize Taylor Swift on television.

She deserves all her success.

Her music is great.

She was terrific in that cats movie.

I wish nothing but the best for her and her army of incredibly passionate and defensive fans.

Michael,

I'm very confused.

You were telling me earlier today how stupid you thought it was to give her a person of the year.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Charlotte Maine, Charlotte Maine, Charlotte,

this is not what I said.

I wasn't talking about Taylor Swift, and you weren't even talking to me.

I've never even said words until now.

How am I doing?

Listen, listen, can't we just talk about something less controversial, okay?

I've got some strong opinions about Palestine.

Don't be afraid, Costa.

Remember earlier you said you couldn't believe with everything going on in the world, they'd give Person of the Year to some overrated singer-songwriter.

Yeah, you said that, who dances like Phoebe from Friends is being elected.

Yes, that was you.

You said, and I quote, I wish Kanye would interrupt her more.

Charlemagne?

Charlemagne, I have a family, please, okay?

I didn't say anything like that about Taylor.

That wasn't even me.

I think you're confused with Ronnie.

That sounds something like Ronnie would say.

Don't you know him?

He's always like,

I hate everything,

including Taylor Swift and babies and puppies.

Oh, f these bloggers.

Charlemagne, these Taylor Swift haters like at Michael Costa on Instagram and

at Michael Costa underscore on TikTok, they disgust me, okay?

First, despite what Michael says, the way Taylor Swift dances makes her relatable, all right?

And two, she can easily fulfill all the responsibilities of Times Person of the Year, okay?

She can pose for the cover, she can hang on the wall, and then and that, and that's it.

Those are the responsibilities,

Michael.

He's got you there.

Are you at the airport?

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing, you loose-lipped snitch bitches, okay?

Yeah.

I'm fleeing the country.

I need somewhere to hide out, somewhere safe.

One ticket to North Korea, please?

They don't have any internet there, right?

Come on, Costa.

You really think the Swifties aren't going to find you?

That's why I'm changing my name to something generic, like John

Mayer.

All right, good luck with that, my brother.

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Taylor Swift, pop star, songwriter, and inventor of the color red.

Personally, I love Taylor Swift.

Huge fan.

Really, nothing bad to say about her.

But even if I had something bad to say about her, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't say it.

Because Taylor Swift's fans are super protective of her.

Like, like, they're like one of those old-fashioned dads with a shotgun who doesn't want you to marry his daughter because he wants to marry her.

You see, Taylor Swift has been re-recording all of her old albums, which means people are re-listening to all of her old songs about her famous exes and then getting mad at those exes all over again on her behalf.

And while Taylor may be content to address her old boyfriends with heartfelt lyrics and songs that are, again, I want to stress this, perfect in every way, Some of her fans are a lot less subtle.

This is going a little too far.

While Jake Joan Hall is taking incoming fire from the Swifties, another one of Taylor's exes is being bombarded with messages now.

A user on Instagram sent John Mayer a direct message, telling him, f ⁇ yourself, you ugly bitch.

I hope you choke on something.

Mayer then responded to the user, saying that he'd been getting many messages like that over the past couple of days and asking, do you really hope I die?

To which the user responded, OMG, what?

I don't want you to die.

I'm sorry.

The user apologized again and admitted they didn't really think Mayor would see the message.

Obviously, except Timothy Shalamay, he's got to be CGI.

No one can be that good looking.

I mean, just look at that person.

Now I'm craving spice.

God damn.

Mm-mm.

And I know her fans are like, but he hurt her.

Listen to her song.

Yes, that's all you're supposed to do.

Listen to the song.

You know, Taylor Swift writes songs to express her emotions in a way that touches other people.

Not to order a hit on her ex-boyfriends.

So death threats are not the way to go, especially with someone like John Mayer.

Don't send him death threats.

He gets them all the time.

If you really want to upset him, tell him that Ed Sheeran is a better guitar player.

Well, that's going to hit his heart.

You know, it's weird how people get like they're so hateful on the internet, Desi.

Yeah, I know.

It's bad.

But if you think John Mayer's DMs are rough, you should see the DMs of any woman on the internet.

Really?

Yeah.

It's either death threats or requests to see your feet.

Every time.

Like just your feet, feet?

Yeah.

Just your feet.

Or a death threat.

One of the two.

It's either like, why are women in Star Wars?

or send me a picture of your feet.

That's really intense.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know they're both bad, but which one do you prefer?

Well, I'm pretty proud of my feet.

So I got no problem sending foot pics.

Again, bad.

I just wondered which one.

Have you ever requested a foot pic?

No, no.

Wow, look who's a gentleman.

I think normal is the phrase you were looking for maybe?

No, okay, it all depends.

Yeah.

But to be totally fair, it is completely inappropriate for anyone to send a death threat on the internet.

It's not cool.

I agree.

You got to do it the old school way.

You got to cut out from a magazine.

This is the real way to do it.

That is better than a DM?

Yeah.

Still not good.

Yeah.

I always have this with me, just in case.

I don't even know who it's for, but it takes so long to do it that I figure by the time I'm done, I'll figure it out.

I'll be pissed at somebody.

Before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world.

Starting with Taylor Swift.

This morning, tickets went on sale for the singer's first tour in four years, and so many fans rushed onto the Ticketmaster site that it immediately crashed.

And no one could get tickets.

And yeah, ticket master to tell us who's so wrong she's already put out three albums about them

they're gonna learn their lesson

and look

I know everyone thinks that getting these tickets is the most important thing in the world but it's really not all right if you don't get them just relax

log off you know just give the site like a chance to cool down and repair itself and then you know don't bother

You just chill.

Ah, all right, I got mine.

You can go back on.

You can go back on.

You do whatever you want.

The biggest crisis the country is facing right now.

Finally, there's something that Republicans and Democrats seem united on, and it's this, the Taylor Swift ticket fiasco.

Today on Capitol Hill, senators held a hearing to examine the lack of competition in the ticketing industry.

The bipartisan hearing comes in the wake of a technology breakdown on the Ticketmaster website during the pre-sale for Taylor Swift's upcoming tour.

Super fans, known as Swifties, faced hours-long wait times and website crashes.

I just really want to see Taylor.

They're not getting tickets.

Shame on you, Ticketmaster.

Look what you did to these emotional young people.

Hey, you know what?

It's about time someone held Ticketmaster accountable and the Swifties are the only ones who can get this done.

They're the most politically organized group in America.

Yeah.

It goes Swifties,

the Teamsters, and somewhere way all the way down the list is the Democrats.

You know, these hearings are so popular, I bet Ticketmaster screwed up tickets to that too.

You got kids outside crying,

I'm the sinner's biggest fan.

I just wanted to see Dick Durbin.

But ultimately, there's only one way to fix this problem.

Get rid of online ticket sales.

Go back to waiting online in person.

Make people earn that shit like we used to.

You're not a real fan unless getting a ticket gave you hypothermia.

Hey, I almost lost two toes just to see Johnny Gill.

And I'll do it again, damn it.

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Let's move on to climate change.

If you couldn't tell from all the sweat on your ass cheeks today, the earth is still getting hotter.

So climate activists have taken their protests to the next obvious place, a pile of rocks.

A pair of climate protesters have been arrested after spray painting the historic Stonehenge Monument in southern England.

Video of the incident shows two people running toward the stone circle while spraying orange paint.

A third person can be seen trying to stop them, then a fourth.

The climate activist group Just Stop Oil has taken responsibility for the incident.

Whoa, guys,

I appreciate the cause, but what did Stonehenge ever do?

I mean, literally, what did Stonehenge do?

I get the stone part, but what the f is a hinge?

Regardless, I don't think this helps the cause.

All they did was make it look like Stonehenge went to town on some Doritos.

Guys, these stunts don't work.

I promise you, Exxon saw this and thought, that's a good point.

I wonder if there's oil under Stonehenge.

Yeah, I don't think painting Stonehenge orange is going to do anything, guys.

Okay, last year, the sky in New York turned orange, and we still didn't care.

Okay, everybody was like, oh, that's weird.

Let's turn up the air conditioning.

Yeah, I'll tell you who they should be going after.

Billionaires and their private jets.

Two more members of the organization, Just Stop Oil, have been placed under arrest for spray painting private jets, and Taylor Swift might have been a target.

No, no, not Taylor.

She is our queen.

Take another billionaire.

Another billionaire.

Just Stop Oil said that the airfield is where Taylor Swift's jet was parked, but Essex police in the United Kingdom said the Pop Star's aircraft was not at the airport.

Oh, thank God Taylor doesn't have to fly commercial.

But guys, spray paint is not going to ground these planes, okay?

You got to do something radical, like cut some wires or install some Boeing pods.

The motive of the assassin remains unclear, so we'll have to look at who might have a reason to be angry at Donald Trump.

On On Sunday, three hours before the attempt on his life, Trump flared, I hate Taylor Swift on Truth Social, reacting to her bombshell endorsement of Kamala Harris.

Oof, Donald tweeting, I hate Taylor Swift.

That's dangerous.

I mean, I would rather buy one of those Hezbollah pages than tweet, I hate Taylor Swift.

I think Trump needs to stick to racism.

It's less divisive.

But the assassin this weekend was probably not a Swifty, okay?

He doesn't fit the MO.

Swifties are non-violent.

They prefer to cyberbully you until you kill yourself.

So why did this guy come for Trump?

I mean, according to J.D.

Vance, Trump's VP and the worst thing to happen to Cat Lady since feline AIDS, Democrats made him do it.

The left needs to tone down the rhetoric and needs to cut this crap out.

We cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist and if he's elected, it is going to be the end of American democracy.

Yeah, liberals.

stop accurately describing Trump, okay?

You're putting him in danger when you repeat the things he says verbatim.

Now here it is, your moments of Zen.

I knew you were a trouble when you logged in.

Why Ticketmaster has them seeing red?

There may be some bad blood among Taylor Swift fans tonight.

Instead of tickets for her highly anticipated tour, they're looking at blank space for those who couldn't get tickets for her upcoming stops here in Philly well you may just have to shake it off shake it off shake it off shake it off you just gotta shake it off shake it off shake it off you gotta shake it off Taylor Swift fans

I know that song

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