Postgame Show: That Is NOT Johnny Damon (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 4 all right zaslow is off to uh espn radio juju was telling me a story off air about a comeback that Johnny Damon is making. Mike, were you aware that Johnny Damon is making some sort of comeback?

Speaker 2 He didn't make a comeback, but he made a public appearance. And my man's looking like the frontman for the war on drugs.
And it took everybody by surprise. Crazy look.

Speaker 3 Right. I did not even know that was my boy.
Like, I was like, who is this brother? Bruh, like, if you haven't seen him, y'all go check out how my boy Johnny Damon, the

Speaker 3 sex symbol at one point, Johnny Damon. Man, New Year's catch up to you fast, but I'm glad to see he's still outside.

Speaker 2 Juju, by any chance, are you into the new Hulu show? Oh my God.

Speaker 2 I just saw it, Mike.

Speaker 2 That is not Johnny Damon.

Speaker 2 Holy Jesus. One more time.
Are you into? Alien hurt.

Speaker 2 Are you into

Speaker 2 alien hurt?

Speaker 4 Wait a second, Mike. I just saw it.
That is not Johnny Damon.

Speaker 2 I don't care what anyone says.

Speaker 2 Wait, be sure, because I did fall for this. There is a part in my take, Face Reshape, where it has one of their producers.
Oh, no. And it comes up on the first result.
It looks just like him.

Speaker 2 They both look like the front man for War on Drugs.

Speaker 4 But, Juju, have you seen Alien Berts?

Speaker 2 And do you run into the same issue that I've been running into lately when I watch stuff with my partner, which is,

Speaker 2 you know, stop asking me questions. I'm trying to follow this.

Speaker 1 This is complicated.

Speaker 2 I get it. Let's watch it together.
And there can be a debrief.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I always have that happen with shows that I try to put her on. I'm like, yeah, this is going to be good right here.
And they're like, well, who is this?

Speaker 3 But also, too, I give my girl a little credit because she like, she cares, but she wants me to think she cares more than she actually does. So she'll let a detail or two slip here and there.

Speaker 3 She was not enough anyway.

Speaker 2 Okay, fine. I'm an idiot.
No, that's not what this is going. You're not an idiot.
It's confusing.

Speaker 2 Let's not have a fight here alien

Speaker 2 oh i guess i'm the fool no i'm not smarter than you i'm just trying to follow but it's hard because you won't shut the

Speaker 2 alien hat i always hit him with uh i know as much as you do babe right that's a good line that's much better than me going

Speaker 2 shut the up is the worst line

Speaker 2 i don't know

Speaker 3 Right. Also, too, congratulations, Stu guys, bro.
You be gone.

Speaker 3 It's good to see you, bro, but you're doing a great job over there at the God Blessed Football Headquarters. Stu Tube, soaring.
Everything is looking beautiful. Man, congratulations.

Speaker 3 I'm looking up to you. I know my invite is in the mail still somewhere to come on God bless the Stu Tube.
I'm checking it every day because I know Taylor sent it out. But, man, I'm proud of you, bro.

Speaker 3 Stepping out and flying like an eagle, man.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Juju. I appreciate that.
You have an open invitation to anything that I do. That is not Johnny Damon.
I don't care what anyone tells me. That is not Johnny Damon.

Speaker 2 I mean, Juji, you had a comment.

Speaker 4 Someone sent in, a listener sent in a comment about the show you wanted to share with us.

Speaker 2 So go ahead here.

Speaker 3 Yes, it was concerning the WNBA, which also too at DLS Hoops right now. This week's episode of the Alley Oop, I have my sisters from Phlagra magazine on.
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Speaker 3 from Twitter, his name is Joe Lights93, says, guys, can we please stop talking those?

Speaker 3 I'm starting to get ads.

Speaker 3 That was a shocking revelation. I ain't no CBS had no dose like that, though.
That's crazy as hell, especially right there on the medicine aisle.

Speaker 3 Also, two congratulations to our dog, Gilly Blanchard.

Speaker 3 He hit all

Speaker 3 the MLB parks, all 30 MLB parks.

Speaker 3 in, I guess, I don't know how much time it took, but he did it wearing a lovely Levitar show jersey. Check him out on Twitter, man.
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 Congrats on all the money. Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, Juju.

Speaker 4 Thank you, buddy. I love you.
And again, open invitation anytime for you, Jew, okay?

Speaker 3 Yes, sir. Salute.

Speaker 4 Couple of Jews cutting it up.