Postgame Show: The Last Time (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 8 I don't know if I start with, that's right, because we still haven't established it.

Speaker 10 And I actually have an offering,

Speaker 8 which bums me out because I like singing.

Speaker 10 I've been actually giving up one of the. I'm going to take over when I'm depressed.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 8 Against the spread is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Go ahead, Mike.

Speaker 9 Against the spread.

Speaker 7 We're going to go to the hardcourt.

Speaker 11 That's right, it's hardcourt season, and babe, for the first time in 30 plus days, Tommy Paul is playing tennis.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 8 And it's the first time that we're seeing engaged Tommy Paul.

Speaker 10 Not engaged in terms of

Speaker 10 he's locked in.

Speaker 9 Babe got engaged to be sweat. Wow.

Speaker 8 So Tommy Paul is at Cincinnati, which is a great tournament. One of the final warm-ups before we get to the U.S.

Speaker 7 Open.

Speaker 8 A lot of good tennis being played lately. Especially on Tennis Channel 1.

Speaker 8 You got to get on that.

Speaker 11 Tommy Paul.

Speaker 10 Minus one and a half sets.

Speaker 8 Against the spread, I'm taking Tommy Paul.

Speaker 3 Because, babe, we're happy for Tommy and we love seeing him out there on the hardcore.

Speaker 7 Is he playing?

Speaker 10 Does it matter? That kind of thing.

Speaker 9 Not really.

Speaker 9 That kind of thing.

Speaker 9 That kind of thing.

Speaker 10 Who's up next, Roy?

Speaker 9 You are Izzy.

Speaker 12 Ah, it's me. What a surprise.
Okay, so we know I am Honolulu Izzy, so I am on the Detroit Lions beat. What is the next Detroit Lions preseason game? Against the Miami Dolphins.

Speaker 12 Big revenge game for Dan Campbell and them boys.

Speaker 12 I'm going to go ahead and take the Dolphins minus one in this one as an objective journalist. It looks like the Detroit Lions might have some offensive line problems.

Speaker 12 We know the Miami Dolphins are really working on that short running game in that offensive line.

Speaker 13 I think it'll be pretty low scoring, but I think the Lions will have some trouble there.

Speaker 12 I'll take the Dolphins minus one, August 16th, 1 p.m. I believe that game is in Detroit.
All right.

Speaker 7 All important information.

Speaker 9 There you go. Against the sprint.

Speaker 9 Against the sprint.

Speaker 10 That kind of thing.

Speaker 9 Take the show, Greg. That kind of birthday.

Speaker 14 Juju, how you doing?

Speaker 5 How you doing, brother? I'm doing pretty good, man. Happy to be alive.

Speaker 14 I'm I'm doing great. Now, I'm going to jump off your attire for the day and ask you your impressions of Shadur Sanders, who apparently played pretty well in his debut.

Speaker 5 Yes, sir. Yes, sir, man.
Put your watches in the air from coast to coast, man. If I had one, I have it on right now.
But I'm broke, so I ain't got one.

Speaker 5 But yeah, bruh, like LeBron said online, man, if he would have did

Speaker 5 just a tragic job on his preseason start, we would have heard all day. Everybody would have been saying how bad he was, how poor of a performance he was,

Speaker 5 how right the Browns were. But he had a pretty good game, man.
Like for any standard, no matter if it's the preseason, no matter who you root for, you got to give credit to him, man.

Speaker 5 And I think that it's a bit ridiculous that the media still find ways.

Speaker 5 He confronted the man. What is his name? Tony.

Speaker 9 Grossy Grassy.

Speaker 5 If I can't lightheartedly poke fun at the man or somebody who's always down talking me, who comes into my personal space, then what are we doing? You know, he didn't attack him. He didn't yell at him.

Speaker 5 He didn't even raise his voice. I feel like it was adorable how he went about that.
You feel me? So I feel like that's a reach for somebody to be like, Trador, you just made one preseason half a game.

Speaker 5 Maybe go and think about that. Why does he have to think about that at that moment?

Speaker 5 Tony Grossi right here. And why is my mama getting slapped for wearing a crop top? This is my mama.
And then my daddy, the one said, I don't listen to the interviews. Stop listening to my damn daddy.

Speaker 5 You know how much stuff Greg Cody.

Speaker 12 I've been in with Shadora Juju. Apparently, if it's a first preseason game, then it's always going to be something.

Speaker 10 It's going to be a thing.

Speaker 8 It's going to be a thing with Shador. And this one, I'm right there with you.
This one seems to be unfair. That is a playful back and forth.
If anything, it shows some maturity.

Speaker 8 Now, I know the original sin here is giving voice to him actually paying attention to some of the criticism and doubts out there. Lean in.

Speaker 8 Don't feed me some nonsense that you don't read and you don't care. You clearly do, and it's a big part of your brand.
You have plenty of doubters. You got drafted

Speaker 8 in retrospect in an embarrassing, low position that wasn't fair to you. Right.
You have that fuel you and go at the doubters. It'll be great for your brand.

Speaker 8 He did nothing wrong here, and it already gives you an idea of how he's going to be covered.

Speaker 12 Yeah, and I don't care what his mother was wearing. I haven't even seen it.
I guarantee you it was fine.

Speaker 3 Guarantee you.

Speaker 14 Look, when I saw the headline,

Speaker 14 Sanders' mom accused of wearing inappropriate clothing at game.

Speaker 3 I'm like, Googled it.

Speaker 14 What are we doing? Yeah. Yeah, because I wonder who else, what other quarterback?

Speaker 14 What other quarterback besides Shador Sanders has to put up with that kind of headline? It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 14 But I feel like he's going to be a lightning rod his entire career, right?

Speaker 14 He's either going to be unfairly criticized or maybe the opposite is he'll get too much credit when it isn't necessarily due yet.

Speaker 14 How do you feel about what he's facing as a very unique player from where he was drafted, from who his father is, all that stuff?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think that he's been humble. Like we've humbled the brother.
The brother was humbled, as humbled as he could be on national television on draft weekend.

Speaker 5 He went a couple of days beyond where he was supposed to be. Now we just got to look at this brother and say, you know what?

Speaker 5 I'm going to take what you say and what you do, and I'm going to judge you from that. No more primetime says this, so now I have to answer this.

Speaker 5 Because you know how much you say, Greg, no offense, that Chris doesn't agree with. You might say some stuff about Chris that he, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my daddy said that.

Speaker 5 I don't think Dan Marino was supposed to be fired.

Speaker 5 And so I think we got to just start treating this brother as the man that he is. Like, and whatever he puts in front of us, let's judge that.

Speaker 14 Juju, I don't think we had too many polls today, did we?

Speaker 9 Would we have like three?

Speaker 5 Nah, dude, we we didn't have no polls today. We had one poll at the end, and I'll update that one.
But I do I want to agree with you what you said about the championship rings.

Speaker 5 They have become super duper gaudy and impossible to wear out in public without making you look like a bleep pole.

Speaker 5 So I think that championship teams should start giving out the super duper gaudy ring as well as the engagement style ring, a band with an inscription that says champions.

Speaker 5 Like less valuable of course but they can wear this every single day and just

Speaker 12 jewelry yeah that's the way uh juju i'm curious though because talking about the uh tom brady uh statue now that i think a little bit more of it the most memorable photo of him to me is the one where he's got all seven rings on his hands and it's across his face like this if they would have found a way to do a full body one of that with the seven rings on his hands that would have been gang yeah yeah that was player also too i think my brother um Tom Brady, that statue looks like Tom Brady, in my opinion.

Speaker 5 I think we became nitpickers of statues.

Speaker 5 It looks just like my boy.

Speaker 8 It's Tom Brady that doesn't look like Tom Brady anymore.

Speaker 5 There we go. I seen a meme that say he looked more like Baby Billy these days.
And I was like,

Speaker 5 that's the spot on. Salute to Baby Billy.
Also,

Speaker 5 Zach started the show pretty hot on first day of school pictures. I think they should cut the kids and the parents some slack, man.

Speaker 5 It's a blessing that these kids are making it through these school days and years, man. We done had tragedies around the world these days.

Speaker 5 So, man, if somebody wants to celebrate that kid going to school and making it another year, I think it's inbounds because I done seen my boy salute his ass, but I done seen him post hot tips about him being in the fourth chair on the Dan Lebatron show without school

Speaker 5 multiple times. Exactly.
So let's let people post it.

Speaker 8 Juju, I will say, it's still early.

Speaker 8 Schools are going to be open and trickling in over the course of the week. By Friday, we may circle back, and it'll age with grace.

Speaker 12 Also, Juju, it's my mistake for not welcoming you in with a happy World Lion Day yesterday.

Speaker 5 Yes.

Speaker 5 Yes, sir. And happy world,

Speaker 5 Steph Curry Saved the World Day yesterday as well. Absolutely.

Speaker 8 That was the last time.

Speaker 8 We all know what I'm talking about. It's the last time.

Speaker 10 It might be the last time for a long time.

Speaker 5 Right, bro. Also, too, I know that Zach said that.

Speaker 8 Oh, wait, no, maybe, maybe Matthew Kachuk's fight was the last time.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 8 But even then, that one had a lot of BS around it. You know what?

Speaker 5 Chucky.

Speaker 3 I didn't like myself during that time.

Speaker 3 I didn't like who you became.

Speaker 5 I don't like who I became there.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 All right, Seth, you get to be the last time. All right.

Speaker 5 Yes, sir. Also, earlier in the show, Zaz said that at the Zaslow mansion that once his sons have been mixed-footed, they're men and they can challenge him for the man of the house.

Speaker 5 I would like to remind him, though, that just because they're men in the Zaslow house doesn't mean they're men in the real world.

Speaker 5 So do not let your kids gamble and don't promote your kids coming in the room with parlays, neither here nor there.

Speaker 12 My follow-up question to that, Juju, and I didn't want to hold up the show. Was if you had girls, is the same true for the bot mitzvahs?

Speaker 7 Are they women at 13?

Speaker 10 Exactly. Didn't want to hold up the show.

Speaker 5 I don't happen to know.

Speaker 5 So there was an umpire kid in the stands over the weekend.

Speaker 5 And I wanted to ask y'all, if y'all was sitting in that section behind that umpire kid and he kept standing up and making calls, what would you say to this kid? Because a couple of, hey, sit-downs or

Speaker 5 it's cute. A couple of hundred dollars.

Speaker 14 It's cute for like the first couple of times he does it. Right? Yeah.
But then if it goes on and on and on, I'm like tapping him on the shoulder. Well, that depends.

Speaker 12 What What was his strike three call, Juju?

Speaker 5 I think it was a He-Haw 3. It resembled a He-Haw 3.
Yes, then he's adorable.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he's good. Right.
He was adorable, just slightly in the way. Slightly.
Also, congratulations to Alex Caruso. Got married over the weekend.

Speaker 5 Great event. People wore headbands to the wedding with their Tuxes.
But Chet Holmgren pulled up in a white suit. No.
I'm like, okay. Can't do that.

Speaker 5 This guy. Right.

Speaker 5 This guy here, my wife, my situation would have been like, uh-uh, get him out of here. No white suits.
Is it a party file for the man to wear a white suit? I know women, you better not dare.

Speaker 12 Well, he famously just did this commercial where two of his teammates were wearing the exact same thing. So maybe he just wanted to make sure he wasn't wearing the same.
Oh, wait a second. Of course,

Speaker 12 the bride's going to wear white.

Speaker 5 Exactly. Also, lastly, in the WNBA yesterday, Asia Wilson became the first person to score 30 points and get 20 rebounds in the same game.

Speaker 5 But you feel me? The GOAT herself, man. But yeah, dog.
I'm going to move on to these polls, man. We had one poll, and I'd like to remind y'all: don't forget about these polls.
Donut Dan is out.

Speaker 5 I know he's throwing 100 miles an hour, but we can throw them about 20 miles an hour. But this is still a great poll.

Speaker 5 Have you ever,

Speaker 5 have you ordered Thai food since Zaz said Thai food?

Speaker 5 Thai food.

Speaker 5 Thai food.

Speaker 5 That's pretty good. 74% of the audience says no, they have not.
Pretty early, but those are your polls. Wow.

Speaker 14 You do a pretty good Zaslow, by the way.

Speaker 5 That was pretty good. Do that again.
Do that again. High food.

Speaker 3 High food.

Speaker 3 Thanks, Juju.

Speaker 5 Thank y'all.