Hour 2: The Sands of Time

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Speaker 25 Can somebody please tell me if Percy is okay?

Speaker 25 Please, I've been worried about this dog all weekend. For those who don't know, Ethan brought his dog last week, I think it was Wednesday, and this dog's left hind leg was not touching the ground.

Speaker 25 This dog was clearly injured, and we have some video of Ethan walking it around. I don't want to look directly at the TV because it makes me very sad to eat.

Speaker 26 Oh, but he's so upset.

Speaker 23 He's upset.

Speaker 21 He's crying right now.

Speaker 25 It's very disturbing. And I would like to know, is Percy okay?

Speaker 25 Can somebody please tell me?

Speaker 30 Percy, it was very obvious to everyone, as you're looking right now, seeing a dog walking just on three of its four legs.

Speaker 4 Why not carry that dog from the garage to the service?

Speaker 21 What's the matter with you?

Speaker 35 Very clearly in pain hanging around the office.

Speaker 23 Very clearly needs its leg amputated.

Speaker 25 And everyone was telling Ethan this, and he was kind of like a little play it like yeah nah it's a he was insisting that the dog's tail was wagging so it was fine never mind that it wasn't putting any pressure on this leg or jumping on anything which dogs are prone to do i can i can diagnose what's wrong with that dog oh let's hear this just from seeing that video uh i'm being serious here the dog doctor the the dog has a thorn

Speaker 37 in its left rear foot.

Speaker 10 That was one of the popular theories, but I'm here to actually tell you what was wrong.

Speaker 37 Or a torn ACL.

Speaker 30 It's a torn ACL.

Speaker 8 Ah, you're right.

Speaker 39 Good job, Doc.

Speaker 37 Okay. I mean, I knew it was one or the other.

Speaker 28 So Ethan brought this dog.

Speaker 23 Did he feel bad?

Speaker 40 I hope so.

Speaker 41 I genuinely hope so because he should have felt bad.

Speaker 43 That dog was very clearly injured.

Speaker 46 And, you know, I would like to think that you could rule out a thorn quickly if you're Ethan, because that's the first thing everybody looks for.

Speaker 28 There was something hanging off the back of Percy's back leg.

Speaker 8 It looked like,

Speaker 47 you know, this was a serious issue.

Speaker 48 Not to Ethan.

Speaker 15 Ethan still made it run obstacles here in this office.

Speaker 25 Ethan would have been more upset if Percy Harvin, the name, the person that this dog was named after, would have been forced to play with an injury less significant than this one. But his dog?

Speaker 33 Nah, you're good.

Speaker 1 The name is the most annoying part for me. Yeah.

Speaker 21 I like the name.

Speaker 25 Doesn't look like a person. Especially because it's a girl.

Speaker 23 I will say, you know, I have two dogs, and every now and then, one of them will hurt their leg or maybe their back or whatever, you know, and they'll be limping or it'll be ginger for a day.

Speaker 23 But after a day or so, if it's not starting to get better, I will take them to our vet. Ethan was

Speaker 23 not concerned whatsoever. Like, I don't have a problem with him not taking the dog right away.
But it's like, nah, nah, it's fine. Matter of fact, let me bring it to a place where it never goes.

Speaker 25 He left the dog with, what, a brother's girlfriend or something? Like some third or fourth string friend.

Speaker 1 Ethan's in charge of writing with the topics out and he just wrote one down. Did you just write down they crush me? They call me a a terrible person.
Can you hold up that note? Oh, it just says Percy.

Speaker 1 Okay, I just wanted to see like they call me terrible.

Speaker 49 And you are. It's true.

Speaker 1 Okay. Is Percy okay is the topic?

Speaker 25 Is she okay, Ethan? Give me two thumbs up if she's okay. One if you're lying.

Speaker 21 Okay,

Speaker 40 yeah.

Speaker 23 Is Tony's okay? All right, so like, do you feel better now? You are very choked up.

Speaker 25 If if we get video of Percy relaxing in a bed, maybe being fed, you know, treats with her paws up in the air, then I'll feel a lot better about it.

Speaker 25 But right now, I'm still imagining him treating his dog like shit, walking around in a cast all day.

Speaker 4 Well, if it makes you feel any better not to put his business out there, but now they're on the topic of Percy, and, you know, this is a proper journalism show.

Speaker 4 He left Percy behind, as someone mentioned, while he went to play around in Gainesville, Florida, and I don't think has seen Percy since he has been back.

Speaker 4 So he is saying Percy's okay without having actually visited or seen Percy

Speaker 4 since returning.

Speaker 1 I know when your kid breaks a leg, you take a trip to Gainesville.

Speaker 4 Well, that was part, I think, what was at play of like, Percy's fine, Percy's fine, because he knew he was going to Gaines. He was like, Percy's fine, don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 And I don't think he listened to anyone until David Sampson was like, Ethan, I don't like dogs. That dog is not doing well.

Speaker 4 You need to help that dog. And then he also said something along the lines of, you need to take that dog in.
They may put down that dog.

Speaker 4 Which is like, that's not the motivation to get him to take Percy in.

Speaker 10 Did Ethan actually listen to us, or did the person that is watching Percy

Speaker 50 take the dog in? Wow.

Speaker 51 Ethan should just take the dog.

Speaker 42 Ethan not actually take Percy to the vet himself? No.

Speaker 33 Oh, my God.

Speaker 25 I think Percy might need a new owner.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Take the dog.

Speaker 2 So, Ethan, you're on.

Speaker 32 Just, you took it?

Speaker 46 You took Percy?

Speaker 8 I don't believe you.

Speaker 19 I would be way more vigorous in my own self-defense.

Speaker 25 Are you sure it wasn't telehealth?

Speaker 42 You took this dog in?

Speaker 52 Get Ethan.

Speaker 18 You know what? He's probably loving this.

Speaker 53 He sacrificed his dog's ACL just to get.

Speaker 23 Well, what do you do for a dog's ACL? Does it wear a cast? Like, what happens?

Speaker 40 I don't know.

Speaker 28 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 29 Well, we'll get answers to all of our questions right now.

Speaker 37 You know what, let me just say this. Dogs do very well with three legs.
I have a three-legged dog on the next street from me. Oh, yeah.
It walks in front of my house all the time on a leash.

Speaker 8 Happy as a lark.

Speaker 21 Also, was she menstruating?

Speaker 8 Was that? What?

Speaker 25 It's a great question you have to ask whenever a woman tears her ACL. It's a joke.
It's a sexist joke. It's not funny.

Speaker 54 Let's get Ethan over here, too. There he is.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 5 There are so many falsehoods that have been spoken about this situation over the last five minutes.

Speaker 21 Don't get nervous.

Speaker 33 I'm sitting out there just like, first of all, let's all be very clear.

Speaker 5 I love my dog. That dog is my life.

Speaker 25 I love her very much.

Speaker 33 Doesn't prove you.

Speaker 5 I had to bring my dog in

Speaker 8 to work

Speaker 1 on Wednesday. As soon as, like, you know, the child services show up, that's usually what they say first.

Speaker 5 I had to bring my dog into work on Wednesday because I was going to Gainesville for the weekend and I was leaving her with my brother's girlfriend.

Speaker 27 On the way in, obviously, her limp was bad.

Speaker 6 It was not good.

Speaker 56 But you weren't concerned.

Speaker 23 Nah, you didn't come off.

Speaker 33 Here's why I wasn't too concerned, Zaslow.

Speaker 5 She ate the night one she got hurt. She ate the morning of.

Speaker 27 As a pet owner,

Speaker 5 she pooped fine.

Speaker 33 That's a big concern.

Speaker 5 Did she poop fine? She was pooping fine.

Speaker 21 That is totally normal.

Speaker 1 If my kid's pooping, she's good.

Speaker 5 She was behaving normally. She was here.
She was jumping on the couch.

Speaker 57 Happy to see not jumping on the couch.

Speaker 5 She jumped on the couch multiple times. She was actually.
She should not have been jumping on the couch, but I

Speaker 50 thought that was a good sign.

Speaker 4 She was a good person for doing so, I'm assuming, right? Say again. You punished her for jumping on the couch for being a bad girl.

Speaker 28 No, she's a good girl.

Speaker 4 She's the best girl. She's being bad.
I don't know. He did have a minor freak out because it's just speaking kind of like the state of this place here.

Speaker 4 Percy was in the kitchen walking around the fridge. I saw this.
He's like, did Percy just throw up on the floor?

Speaker 8 Some yogurt or something?

Speaker 38 And then it was like 20.

Speaker 4 He's like, nah, I spilled that.

Speaker 27 And then he just walked away.

Speaker 5 So anyway, I had to take her to my brother's. Obviously, I was concerned.
It had been about 24 hours since she had gotten hurt. So I was like, it's probably time to take her to the vet.

Speaker 5 Then I'm here in the office and everybody's calling me an abusive dog owner, saying I kicked the dog.

Speaker 21 That's not how negligent.

Speaker 8 Not

Speaker 56 true.

Speaker 8 That's not negligent at all.

Speaker 38 Negligent. Not true at all.

Speaker 5 Obviously, I love my dog. I take very, very good care of her.

Speaker 52 So, guess what I did after the show?

Speaker 28 I took her to the vet.

Speaker 23 But would you have taken her to the vet if you didn't get all the clothes?

Speaker 56 Yes, this is the best.

Speaker 27 I would have liked it. Yes, I was going to take her.

Speaker 50 That's the part of Mr. Maria.

Speaker 5 I did not get shamed into taking her to the vet. I had been discussing with my mom

Speaker 33 before I even got into work. Who's going to pay to be?

Speaker 5 Do you think I should take her to the vet after work today?

Speaker 23 If I'm remembering that day correctly,

Speaker 23 you were almost, I would say, offended that we were so concerned about your dog.

Speaker 5 No, I appreciated the concern for my dog, of course.

Speaker 1 Let me see a text with your mom.

Speaker 5 I'll find them. I don't believe you.

Speaker 4 You did kind of hint at, oh, if we're going to go to the vet, they're going to do all these tests. It's going to be a good thing.

Speaker 50 So here's what happened.

Speaker 20 So I took her to the vet.

Speaker 17 It cost me $450.

Speaker 5 But

Speaker 4 Tina would pay.

Speaker 50 Yes, of course. Of course.

Speaker 8 No problem whatsoever.

Speaker 25 The dog is your life, you said earlier.

Speaker 5 The dog is my life. I love Percy very much.

Speaker 1 I just got a note in my ear, too much Ethan.

Speaker 40 I mean, any Ethan is too much Ethan.

Speaker 5 But they told me she might have a torn ACL. They can't confirm it.

Speaker 23 Okay, let's fast forward to the end of the story. How do you recover from an ACL? Does the dog have to wear a cast?

Speaker 27 Well, I don't know what they're going to have to do.

Speaker 5 I don't know if they're going to have to give her surgery or we had a dog with a torn ACL previously. She

Speaker 5 we opted not for her, not to have the surgery. You put her down?

Speaker 5 No, we did not put the dog down. She lived a long, happy, wonderful life.

Speaker 27 She just didn't run as around as much time thank you ethan yep

Speaker 40 on the hockey show ethan see you bye get out of here there's no end to that story there you go

Speaker 21 so maybe we don't know what's gonna happen to the dog is ethan okay now that sounded like he hurt himself tune into mystery crate to hear the rest of that oh god

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Speaker 23 So, did you guys see over the weekend the New England Patriots? They did a little ceremony. There was preseason football all over the league.
Did you see this, Greg?

Speaker 23 They had a ceremony outside the stadium because they have a new statue.

Speaker 23 They put up a new statue. It is of Tom Brady.

Speaker 28 I saw that.

Speaker 37 I saw that. And it's not nearly as bad as the Dwayne Wade statue, but it's not great.
Like, why can't these statue makers have a better likeness facially?

Speaker 8 I don't.

Speaker 47 Where are we with statues?

Speaker 43 Now I, because I'm guilty of it too.

Speaker 47 Anytime a statue is getting unveiled, I expect it to be weird and I expect this whole online discourse.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 42 This was a perfectly fine statue. Totally fine.

Speaker 56 It was standard.

Speaker 28 Your classic. His face, though.
Statue.

Speaker 29 Look.

Speaker 18 If anything,

Speaker 42 I'm more concerned about Tom Brady's actual face

Speaker 49 than this statue's face.

Speaker 44 The statue looks more like Tom Brady than Tom Brady does presently because he's doing that weird thing, that weird like LA Hollywood producer 80-year-old thing where they just dye their hair really dark and they wear really big sunglasses.

Speaker 59 The Bob Evans, if you will.

Speaker 10 He's starting to get there.

Speaker 23 The face actually looks great. The question is: is the head too small? He's got a little bit of a Betelgeuse thing going on.

Speaker 39 Yeah, pinhead.

Speaker 29 I mean, he's got the shoulder pads on right now, and this actually represents a hairline that was done before, well, after one transplant.

Speaker 29 I happen to think he's had several, but he's got the little entrades that we all came to know and love during his Patriots days.

Speaker 23 It is interesting, though. Like, I guess it's because he's calling games for Fox, but I don't know.
This ceremony's for preseason game number one?

Speaker 8 It's a little bit anticlimactic.

Speaker 1 Are you doing the end of breakfast club?

Speaker 57 Like, has he done this? Is this a Brady pose?

Speaker 8 You know, the End of Breakfast Club? Yeah, that's just walking in, like, the football field.

Speaker 57 Is this a known Brady thing?

Speaker 51 He walks off the field.

Speaker 51 Yeah, that's.

Speaker 27 I would have gone with.

Speaker 62 There's one image.

Speaker 8 That thing where he's like, left LFG.

Speaker 23 I mean, I would have gone with Tuckerl, you know.

Speaker 63 There's a the image that I know is kind of lasting that is always the stock footage when people talk about his career is him putting his hands over his head.

Speaker 56 The first Super Bowl.

Speaker 32 The first Super Bowl as a confetti is falling down.

Speaker 29 He's got the Super Bowl winner.

Speaker 7 That would have been a good one.

Speaker 25 That gives off like new, shocking. This is the first time he did it.
You want to give off, I've done this this so much, it pretty much looks easy.

Speaker 34 Encapsulates the whole career.

Speaker 25 And I don't know if he actually did that, but if he did, it would have made sense.

Speaker 1 They probably gave him options, right? He probably gets an email with, like, here's five things we could do.

Speaker 37 What do you like? Yeah, but the hands-on head says exasperation.

Speaker 1 That was one of them, though. I bet that was sent.

Speaker 23 I'll tell you what does bother me. And this is not the case for Brady.
I mean, Brady, obviously, I mean, come on, statue Brady, arguably the best behind Marino.

Speaker 23 But the whole deal now, where we, the conversation isn't, and it's very NBA.

Speaker 23 The conversation isn't anymore, should they have their Jersey retirement used to be the be-all end-all when you're a legend on your team. That's the highest honor.
Now,

Speaker 23 that's not good enough anymore.

Speaker 16 Now it's, they should get a statue.

Speaker 49 And I love Udonis Haslam. I love Udonis Haslam.

Speaker 14 He absolutely deserves to have his Jersey retired here.

Speaker 35 Udonis Haslam is being talked about.

Speaker 61 Have they announced that they're going to do a statue for Udonis Haslam?

Speaker 23 Statue for UD?

Speaker 59 There is Udonis Haslam statue talk.

Speaker 14 Are you breaking this?

Speaker 21 I think.

Speaker 8 No. No, there's a lot of people.
Do you happen to know?

Speaker 21 I don't know,

Speaker 59 I happen to see the online Discord.

Speaker 49 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 25 It's been a conversation for a while now. Basically, during his last year or two, the idea of, hey, there will definitely be a Dwayne Wade statue.
Should there be a Udonis statue?

Speaker 25 And I think the overwhelming idea is yes, just not in front of the Miami Arena. Just somewhere else in Miami, because he represents all of Miami.

Speaker 25 Don't put it in front of the stadium, maybe put it in front of Miami High.

Speaker 40 I don't know.

Speaker 23 Like,

Speaker 23 your franchise has to have.

Speaker 23 If you already have one statue, and obviously Dwayne Wade being the statue is perfectly appropriate. But if you're going to have a second person, like that guy has to also be an all-time great player.

Speaker 23 And I don't think there should be any other statue outside the Miami Heat. Like even outside Hard Rock Stadium.
Okay, there's a Damarino statue.

Speaker 23 Do I believe there should be a, let's say, Jason Taylor, a Jason Taylor statue?

Speaker 24 No, we're overstatuing.

Speaker 39 There's too many statues.

Speaker 23 Too many statues.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I mean, I got in trouble on this air several months ago saying Don Staley should not get a statue. They were talking about a Don Staley statue.
Eudonis probably shouldn't.

Speaker 37 Pat Riley, I could see getting a statue.

Speaker 8 But he's got the court, though.

Speaker 37 Well, I know, but that's a small

Speaker 33 but that's the gesture, though.

Speaker 1 I don't think he, I think when they gave him the court, that's basically them being like, this is your thing. I know, but.

Speaker 49 I shit you not.

Speaker 10 LeBron James does not deserve a Miami Heat statue.

Speaker 7 No, are you crazy?

Speaker 23 How's that even a conversation?

Speaker 36 Like, statues are reserved.

Speaker 21 Number's got to go up.

Speaker 8 Ultra great.

Speaker 41 The franchise changers.

Speaker 35 The people that are almost as synonymous with the franchise as the logo itself.

Speaker 33 Wade O'Reilly.

Speaker 1 Those are the only people you could ever get.

Speaker 25 What if I told you statue placement matters and you're getting a Eudonis Haslam statue a little smaller inside the arena?

Speaker 1 What about in the concourse area out back?

Speaker 17 Stop making statues for it.

Speaker 33 Like, the Jersey retirement is like such a great honor.

Speaker 56 It's an incredible honor. Right.

Speaker 37 Stop making statues.

Speaker 8 Enough already. Now, everyone.

Speaker 1 You literally want a statue of yourself.

Speaker 37 As a joke, I toyed around with that, putting it in my front yard. That'd be great.

Speaker 24 I looked into the cost questions.

Speaker 33 Who would you license to do that?

Speaker 37 Not Dwayne Wade's artist, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 35 You know what?

Speaker 19 It used to be...

Speaker 31 The way that you would honor a legendary columnist is a good old-fashioned plaque in a press box.

Speaker 53 Yeah, that's a watch.

Speaker 24 But I got one.

Speaker 1 What would you want at the Miami Herald Building?

Speaker 37 The building doesn't exist anymore.

Speaker 1 Is there like a fountain out front, the Greg Cody fountain?

Speaker 8 The fountain.

Speaker 25 Where would we put a parking spot?

Speaker 4 Where would we put the Greg Cody plaque I'll take a parking spot wasn't it gonna become a casino what if you became like a uh

Speaker 4 slot machine like something like it's you there's like a screen there and then someone pulls your arm back around

Speaker 4 would you take that

Speaker 4 as you do it it goes that kind of thing or in front of your house in front of your house you have a statue what if they made you the mailbox oh oh in in my likeness yeah yeah in your likeness and then the the post person would have to deliver you hand it out

Speaker 23 no what if they open up the mouth

Speaker 1 where would you want to put it

Speaker 37 yeah I think the gate that opens up on a mailbox would be my mouth.

Speaker 25 Yeah, but you have to have something signaling that you have mail. So your arm has to be a little bit more detailed.

Speaker 8 Yeah, go talk like a little kid at school.

Speaker 56 You raise your hand.

Speaker 39 You've got mail, Jack. No, you're going to like this.

Speaker 28 You're going to want a push button. Trust me.

Speaker 8 You think?

Speaker 31 There's a huge flaw in the

Speaker 30 Greg Cody slot machine idea.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Yeah, the resting position. You got to watch that arm gesture.

Speaker 8 Oh, it's an important point.

Speaker 56 Yeah, offensive.

Speaker 10 Imagine you're super excited. You go into the casino.

Speaker 36 You see rows of Greg Cody and slot machines, and the rest in position is a sig heil.

Speaker 60 No, it'd be all the way up.

Speaker 4 You could do like a thumbs up or something.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 27 All right, all the way up. The thumb helps a little bit.
Let's make sure it goes all the way.

Speaker 39 Get that thumb.

Speaker 21 Really?

Speaker 53 Get a hand at the apex.

Speaker 37 Pointer finger. That's a good point.

Speaker 23 So we're all pretty much in agreement that it's a little much with the statues. All right.
Too many stats. Brady, completely appropriate, but otherwise, there's too many statues.

Speaker 25 What about having a street named after you? Where does that fall?

Speaker 38 Like Jose Caseco?

Speaker 21 Like Dwayne Wade below that.

Speaker 36 That's a great art.

Speaker 35 Dan Marino.

Speaker 39 Like that, that's That's a nice little additional thing that you go the extra mile for for the greatest legend and very few legends.

Speaker 29 Like there are very few franchises that can do like more than one of these things.

Speaker 38 You go to the Lakers arena,

Speaker 32 it's exhausting.

Speaker 28 I love Luke Robotai just as much as the next guy, but statue?

Speaker 25 The heat did the appropriate order.

Speaker 1 It's you retire the jersey, give him a street, and then the statue.

Speaker 23 Now, Greg, you're also tired of something else in sports right now, where you saw, I guess, the Philadelphia Eagles have displayed what their championship rings are looking like, right?

Speaker 37 It's beyond the pale. You know, apparently you press a button and wings come out from the ring.
No.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Really?

Speaker 37 Yes, you press a button and wings come out of the ring. And

Speaker 37 Samson was in here the other day with his Miami Marlins championship ring. And David, I love you, but what an embarrassing ring that is because it's so gaudy, it's so huge.

Speaker 37 If I see somebody walking around with a ring that size,

Speaker 37 frankly, a fist-sized ring,

Speaker 24 I'm like, what an asshole.

Speaker 8 Don't do that.

Speaker 37 Showy beyond belief. Championship rings need to scale back,

Speaker 24 Jack.

Speaker 39 How about that?

Speaker 38 Christopher loves it when I say back Jack.

Speaker 37 He loves that for some reason.

Speaker 7 You love that, Christopher?

Speaker 1 It's his thing. He never does it, but well, you know, I love it.
Somehow you did it there, and it was underwhelming.

Speaker 4 They were like ahead on the size of rings. All the rings are massive.

Speaker 37 And getting bigger.

Speaker 8 Yeah, they're getting bigger.

Speaker 4 The Eagles now have like wings that come out of their championship wing. You push something down, and wings come out.
Yes.

Speaker 37 Yeah, and they're going to get bigger and gaudier, and it's just ridiculous.

Speaker 39 I understand.

Speaker 19 I understand why we're doing that, but there needs to be a great reset.

Speaker 20 There essentially needs to be a rookie wage scale back to normal-sized championship rings.

Speaker 32 Because every championship ring has to be bigger and more gaudy than the previous one.

Speaker 30 Otherwise,

Speaker 14 you're insulting the players and you're coming off as a cheap owner.

Speaker 44 You know what?

Speaker 18 What's insulting the players is giving them something that has no actual practicality.

Speaker 10 This is something that is going to have to stay in a box, maybe for a reunion once in a lifetime.

Speaker 30 If I won a championship ring and I got the rings that everyone chases, I'd like to wear that puppy.

Speaker 37 Yes, I agree. And here's something else.
And this is ironic in a way because as championship rings become bigger and gaudier and pricier, they also become devalued.

Speaker 40 Why?

Speaker 37 No insult to Zaszlo. A broadcaster should not get a championship ring.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 37 The head trainer should not get a championship ring.

Speaker 8 Head trainer players. No, head trainer, absolutely.

Speaker 37 The championship rings should go to players on the roster and coaches.

Speaker 1 The trainers are part of that staff. I'm with you like on Zaslow.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 31 The trainer is one of the more important people on a television team.

Speaker 37 Okay, you're trainer equipment, man. You've got to draw the line somewhere, though.
Okay. Are you giving a championship ring to the intern in the media relations department?

Speaker 54 I mean, do draw the line somewhere because most of these teams have tiers of rings.

Speaker 39 I understand.

Speaker 37 Three or four tiers, right?

Speaker 40 Yes. Okay.

Speaker 37 Nobody should get a championship ring, in my opinion, other than the team.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 1 What about Luis Castillo, who was on the roster, but not on the World Series roster?

Speaker 8 You know, I mean, minimal games.

Speaker 25 What if I told you a social media intern came up with the phrase Splash Brothers, their first championship with the Warriors? Does that person get a ring?

Speaker 37 A media intern?

Speaker 35 No. Yeah.
He came up with Splash Brothers.

Speaker 39 I know.

Speaker 37 I didn't like that nickname anyway.

Speaker 13 Oh, Christ. Yeah.

Speaker 37 No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 By the way, I don't believe you love David Sampson.

Speaker 33 Splash.

Speaker 37 I like David Sampson a lot.

Speaker 8 Like.

Speaker 37 I think he's great at what he does.

Speaker 23 Yeah, you just went from love to like.

Speaker 8 You know, you say, I love the guy, but

Speaker 4 would you shop for does with him?

Speaker 39 I would not.

Speaker 21 No, no.

Speaker 21 No. No.
Family-owned, Billy.

Speaker 8 I mean, seriously.

Speaker 29 I am still stunned from learning that they sell doughs at CVS.

Speaker 27 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 37 Back in the day, a local church would be picketing that place. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 37 It's pretty.

Speaker 8 And you made it weird.

Speaker 7 He's right.

Speaker 23 Say no to the dough.

Speaker 37 So right. I'm not a prude.

Speaker 46 Say no to the dough.

Speaker 37 I'm not a prude, but I think it's a little unbecoming to sell those in a drugstore.

Speaker 28 Oh, is it discreet?

Speaker 7 Clearly, I haven't noticed.

Speaker 26 Depends. I mean,

Speaker 32 they sell those two.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 56 We all were like, ah!

Speaker 23 I pulled a move with my wife at the supermarket the other day. Go on.

Speaker 23 We were shopping at Publix Saturday night, I think.

Speaker 1 We love a Saturday night.

Speaker 21 Obviously, we're cool.

Speaker 40 Big weekend for the Saszlos.

Speaker 27 Like 7.30 p.m.

Speaker 53 Something like that.

Speaker 23 We were shopping at Publix on Saturday night, and we went by the aisle that has, you know, the Depends. And I said it really loud for everybody here.
Tam, do you need any more Depends? Are you good?

Speaker 36 Glassy. Great gag.
Oh, man.

Speaker 61 Great gag.

Speaker 53 Do they sell those at CBS?

Speaker 19 Seemed to appreciate that.

Speaker 25 What a great husband to shop with.

Speaker 23 She didn't love that.

Speaker 53 No. May have been a mistake.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Honey, heavy flow day or no?

Speaker 53 Greg likes it.

Speaker 37 I do.

Speaker 8 That's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 37 I'm going to file that away for future use.

Speaker 23 Yeah, you can use that.

Speaker 23 I'll lend that to you. You can use that.

Speaker 49 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 10 Was there another person in the aisle?

Speaker 23 Yeah,

Speaker 23 I said it loud that there were people around.

Speaker 45 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 8 I bet you the one thing that they were all thinking was, a white tam.

Speaker 1 I always think I'm in a simulation when I'm in a grocery store. It's like, how's there always one person on this aisle? There's never more than one person on an aisle.

Speaker 37 Oh, no, not when I shop. I do most of my big shopping on a Sunday morning.
The aisles are crowded. You got to like slal them down the aisle.
How many people are like...

Speaker 37 For me, you turn down the corner for an aisle?

Speaker 1 One person. Really?

Speaker 60 Always. Well, what time are you shopping?

Speaker 1 Like 6 p.m. Monday.
Yeah. I'm a weekday afternoon guy.

Speaker 37 No, that's a bad time to shop.

Speaker 37 You know, you got to go with the crowd what are the peak times to shop Saturday evenings clearly I think the peak time is is Saturday or Sunday when everyone's there like 10 a.m.

Speaker 8 to the peak 1 p.m.

Speaker 4 yeah that's like why do you like going with a crowd

Speaker 37 season it's a communal thing you know what's it couldn't be no but like waiting in line you like to wait longer at the deli oh yeah i like that why it's just you talk to anyone yeah sometimes yeah chit chat that's actually cute yeah and as

Speaker 29 i think that's going to be uh in fashion a little bit.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 29 As we get more into our devices, people are going to long for those small little interactions.

Speaker 1 My dad's not a deli guy, though.

Speaker 65 I totally agree with you.

Speaker 37 You're saying that?

Speaker 1 You don't wait in line for that deli.

Speaker 37 Well, the other day, I had

Speaker 37 sometimes I buy packaged prosciutto because it's really good, thin sliced.

Speaker 38 Well, pre-packaged?

Speaker 51 Well,

Speaker 65 you get a cut.

Speaker 28 Yeah, sometimes I get it.

Speaker 1 But the Cody family has always been, like, I'll just go to the aisle.

Speaker 25 Don't get me started on the pre-cut deli meat.

Speaker 37 Yeah, it depends. Sometimes I'll get it freshly cut.

Speaker 29 You ever get a cut and say a little thinner, a little thinner.

Speaker 8 Yes.

Speaker 50 That's the best part.

Speaker 21 You ever get a cut and giving you the piece?

Speaker 7 I don't like this.

Speaker 1 I love how I'm like assessing this cheese. Let me see if this is thick enough.

Speaker 60 Let me see. Yes.

Speaker 54 That is a great pleasure in life.

Speaker 30 I wish I had more to do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a perfect amount of thickness.

Speaker 8 Thank you.

Speaker 25 The perfect thinness, you got to tell them is right before it's shaved, right? Because when they quote unquote shave it, then it's just a turkey mess inside of there once you untangle it or open it.

Speaker 25 When you do it just thin enough, just before it's shaved, then it doesn't come apart, but it's also almost like transparent when you can pull it up. That's the perfect level.

Speaker 25 These pre-packaged ham turkey things, you have no idea what level of thickness you're getting with those things. It could be super thick.
It could be super thin. Get out of here with those.

Speaker 39 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 37 And sometimes there's different cuts within the same package. You'll get a super thin one, and then the next one will be thicker.
It's inconsistent.

Speaker 25 And then you don't know if you're getting the ass end where it's just like a bunch of little round slices. And And it's like, how am I supposed to distribute these tiny slices in my sandwich?

Speaker 25 It's the worst.

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Speaker 58 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 39 My wife says this in a sexy voice.

Speaker 21 It really is.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm hard. Thank you.

Speaker 58 Wow. Stugats.

Speaker 40 So am I, actually.

Speaker 21 I don't know why.

Speaker 58 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 20 Are you still a butt guy?

Speaker 40 Question for Cody. A what guy? Boston butt.
Oh, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 53 What the hell is that?

Speaker 40 The Boston butt.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Don't look at me like I should know that.

Speaker 23 What is that?

Speaker 37 Yeah, Boston butt is,

Speaker 37 you know, that's when you pull pork. You take two forks and

Speaker 37 the meat is so well done that it falls apart.

Speaker 29 Tear that ass up.

Speaker 37 Yeah, man. I'm telling you what.
I cooked that on my big green egg and I have mastered it. That's the only thing on my big green egg that I can honestly say I cook competition quality Boston button.

Speaker 1 I will say that. You don't put sauce on it, though.

Speaker 60 I have sauce available.

Speaker 37 I don't recommend sauce.

Speaker 54 That's how good it is. That's how you know it's good.
That's how good it is.

Speaker 25 Didn't you recently make a Wellington that most people are not used to making?

Speaker 37 I made a pork Wellington.

Speaker 39 That looked interesting.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I did a video.

Speaker 19 You're fortifying my algo because recently I've been in this meats and sliced deli meat.

Speaker 11 There's this crazy, huge, spicy.

Speaker 53 That's your algos?

Speaker 50 No, I have a lot of algos.

Speaker 19 My algos all boobs these days.

Speaker 32 I had one of Coco Beware giving a dude receipts.

Speaker 8 Yeah, there was a really? Yeah, dude.

Speaker 14 Coco Beware just straight up assaulted a guy in the ring one time

Speaker 31 like a hard one chop.

Speaker 45 This mass wrestler got one chop in and Coco Beware straight up killed this guy.

Speaker 36 Wow.

Speaker 7 Like he just beat the holy hell out of him.

Speaker 23 Where was Frankie?

Speaker 14 This was before he was Coco. This was just Coco Ware.

Speaker 62 No kidding.

Speaker 28 Yeah, they added the B later, which is, you know,

Speaker 27 Vince McMahon gets a lot of crap, but he was a

Speaker 62 pretty big creative mind.

Speaker 3 So this guy wasn't even being stiff.

Speaker 10 It was just one chop.

Speaker 35 One chop and Coco.

Speaker 54 You know what? I'm going to get this video.

Speaker 32 Let's see if we can get it.

Speaker 14 You have to watch Coco Ware damn near kill this guy.

Speaker 14 Anyways, thank you for fortifying it.

Speaker 32 I appreciated that.

Speaker 2 And I would really like to eat your butt.

Speaker 37 Okay. You know what? I'm going to make a butt.
The problem is it takes several hours to cook.

Speaker 8 Low and slow.

Speaker 37 Low and slow.

Speaker 36 I'll take my time with it.

Speaker 37 I mean,

Speaker 37 I would make one for the whole show.

Speaker 38 I'll bring it in.

Speaker 32 I don't like to share, but sure.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 1 Bottom right here, we have Cooking with Cody. It's my dad,

Speaker 37 you know, really

Speaker 1 stretching the brand of the Greg Cody Show YouTube channel.

Speaker 33 How about that?

Speaker 23 Look at that, Greg. That's you in the corner.

Speaker 37 Yeah, it's my first cooking video.

Speaker 23 That's a picture-in-picture with you.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, there were some comments about, you know, some uncleanly moments where, you know, you know, you wipe your hand and

Speaker 8 wipe your shirts, going back to the meat.

Speaker 37 I actually responded, and I'm like, these are edited videos, okay? We're not going to show me washing my hands after I touch uncooked pork.

Speaker 1 This is often a thing of contention between me and my dad when he's cooking.

Speaker 49 Wash your own hands.

Speaker 57 He's just, he's a little, I would say, sloppy.

Speaker 37 That's not true.

Speaker 25 The pork loin and prosciutto first?

Speaker 28 Greggy's talking to you.

Speaker 37 Yeah, the prosciutto goes down over, at least the way I made it. It goes down over the uncooked dough and then Dijon mustard.

Speaker 25 Not to be confused with

Speaker 1 Great Binder mustard. Those doughs?

Speaker 37 Yeah, that's the real dough, not a dill dough.

Speaker 25 Right. Okay.
You put that dough in your mouth.

Speaker 27 Or dough with dill.

Speaker 54 You look so much like Lyndon B. Johnson here.

Speaker 8 Do B.J.

Speaker 1 Something going on with my dad's face recently. I just, I don't know what's going on.
How do you mean?

Speaker 21 He looks great.

Speaker 29 The sands of time.

Speaker 37 Christopher texting. After watching this video, Christopher

Speaker 8 texted me saying, have you had a stroke?

Speaker 1 There's parts in the video where he's like talking and his side of his mouth is like drooping.

Speaker 37 That's not true.

Speaker 58 Got that droop face?

Speaker 8 No, absolutely not. That Wellington face.

Speaker 37 It's not true. I have not had a stroke that I'm aware of.

Speaker 29 That happens.

Speaker 49 I know that. That happens a lot, though.

Speaker 37 Oh, I know it does.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you should check in just in case.

Speaker 54 That face drooping, that does concern me a little bit.

Speaker 37 Well, Christopher, don't get everybody worried now.

Speaker 21 You brought it up. I always worry, Greg.
Greg,

Speaker 25 do me a favor, look directly into the camera so you can see your face, and then pull your tongue out and make it touch the right side of your mouth and then to the left side of your mouth.

Speaker 25 Why am I doing that?

Speaker 37 To make sure you're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 21 Making sure you don't test them.

Speaker 25 Go ahead. And now all the way to the other side and now back to the other side.
And one more time. Okay, you're good.
All right.

Speaker 8 You're officially a meme.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I was going to say, that's nothing supposed to say.

Speaker 25 That was not my intention whatsoever. One more time.

Speaker 53 I'm close.

Speaker 8 No, no.

Speaker 25 This time, if you wiggle your tongue a little bit, that would help.

Speaker 4 Pretend like you're holding a microphone.

Speaker 21 This is disgusting.

Speaker 4 Wait, hold on a second. Craig, pretend like you're holding a microphone with one hand.
No, you have to try both hands. Pretend like you're holding your microphone.

Speaker 37 I love you, Billy, but no.

Speaker 25 No. Don't worry.
It's not a doe. Okay.

Speaker 29 This is a stroke test.

Speaker 38 Quite literally. Literally.

Speaker 38 You guys are weird.

Speaker 37 Weirdos. We used to use that word as kids.

Speaker 8 Oh, I'm the weirdo.

Speaker 15 I didn't take my son to a sex shop to look for does.

Speaker 21 I'm the weird one.

Speaker 39 We're grown men.

Speaker 37 Mike,

Speaker 23 was there a serious crash this weekend with the racing?

Speaker 33 There were a couple.

Speaker 63 They raced at Watkins Glen, and the Xfinity series was there.

Speaker 64 Shaman Ginsbergen won the

Speaker 20 Cup Series. This guy, he's a New Zealand racer.

Speaker 64 He still struggles a little bit with the Ovals, but when it comes to a road course, he might be the greatest of all time already.

Speaker 20 He's won four races the NASCAR Cup season.

Speaker 28 They've all been road courses.

Speaker 14 He just destroys the field.

Speaker 15 He won one race by 15 seconds. He won this one by eight.

Speaker 62 He actually gets bored.

Speaker 55 He kind of plays with his food.

Speaker 28 But when he races the Xfinity series, which is the tier just below the Cup Series Sunday races, there is this 19-year-old kid, Connor Zilich,

Speaker 20 who is a prodigy.

Speaker 30 He's also on track house racing when he does come up.

Speaker 63 He's occasionally a Cup Series racer, but everyone says this guy is next.

Speaker 19 Connor Zilich, he beats Shane Van Ginsbergen.

Speaker 35 He beat him at Watkins Glen.

Speaker 35 And we didn't get the video cleared from it, but something happened that I'm surprised we actually haven't seen more often in this sport.

Speaker 27 It was horrific.

Speaker 30 He is standing on top of his car doing the celebrations, getting sprayed with water and whatnot.

Speaker 32 He slips because it's slick up there.

Speaker 30 He gets his foot caught in the net that is on the driver's side window.

Speaker 8 Oh my God.

Speaker 27 Nothing to break his fall.

Speaker 7 Face plants on the cement floor.

Speaker 33 Broke his collarbone and got off lucky.

Speaker 56 I'm telling you, his face smacked flush garrison.

Speaker 27 It's as brutal of a fall. It was scary.

Speaker 47 It literally will make you be like, oh, it was legitimately scary because there was, he got loaded into an ambulance.

Speaker 15 Thankfully, the very next day, almost miraculously so, he showed up at the race.

Speaker 60 Really mature kid, arm in a sling.

Speaker 28 He'll probably race in two weeks.

Speaker 32 It would look like this kid's a prodigy, but it's one of the more horrific things that I saw recently in sports.

Speaker 28 God bless him. Thank God he's all right.

Speaker 14 That was nuts.

Speaker 25 Did you mention he was 19 years old? I didn't even know.

Speaker 3 19 years old.

Speaker 38 This guy, yeah,

Speaker 18 he's certainly next.

Speaker 21 And it'll be cool for Trackhouse.

Speaker 18 Track House seems to be gaming the system a little bit.

Speaker 14 NASCAR keeps adding road courses.

Speaker 28 They're going to get these guys that are good at road courses because for the playoffs, that counts just as much.

Speaker 10 So who cares if they're not really good on the Ovals?

Speaker 28 Now, Connor Zilish is really good in the Ovals too.

Speaker 64 He's going to be an all-time great potentially if he lands with the right team.

Speaker 25 He said after coming back, he said, first of all, I'm doing okay. Very grateful to be, to walk away from that.
Well, I guess I didn't walk away.

Speaker 25 And then later, he says, I was climbing out of the car, and obviously, the window net was on the door.

Speaker 25 And as soon as they started spraying water, my foot slipped. Classic, blaming everybody else for the accident.

Speaker 47 Yeah, where did these guys get this bright idea to spray me in celebration after I won a race?

Speaker 28 When have we ever seen that before?

Speaker 8 We have audio of his fall.

Speaker 21 Seven career wins. Let's go down to Mobile One Victory Lane, Dylan.

Speaker 21 Dylan

Speaker 21 on the cage stage. Oh my gosh, he fell.

Speaker 27 His arm was stuck

Speaker 14 out like a UFC driver, a UFC fighter that gets concussed.

Speaker 23 He had the concussion arm?

Speaker 59 He had the concussion arm.

Speaker 35 Now he didn't have a concussion.

Speaker 8 They would have reported that.

Speaker 20 He spoke well enough afterwards, just hours after the incident, but his arm was stuck because he broke his collarbone, which

Speaker 64 sounds like one of the worst bones to break.

Speaker 8 Haven't you broke that?

Speaker 37 I have. When I was

Speaker 37 very small, I was like four or five years old.

Speaker 1 Didn't Uncle Dick like whip you around? He was

Speaker 37 pulling me in a red wagon or something.

Speaker 1 Took a corner too hot.

Speaker 37 Took a corner much too fast, and I spilled out of the wagon and broke my collar.

Speaker 25 It usually depends on whether it's a clean break or some sort of a sloppy break. It could be like a long-term issue with the shoulder if it's not a proper break.
Hopefully it was just clean.

Speaker 25 They can just put that thing right on the bottom.

Speaker 37 Yeah, I was surprised to hear Mike say that he might be racing again in two weeks. That sounds like more of a recovery time than that.

Speaker 23 I'll tell you, I know we don't have clearance to play the video, I guess. We just played the audio, but I just saw the video.

Speaker 1 He can show it to you guys to react.

Speaker 8 Let's get your guys' reaction.

Speaker 23 It's pretty crazy, this video.

Speaker 1 Pretty standard. Climbing out, got his red wool.

Speaker 7 And he's like, yeah, let's do this.

Speaker 56 And oh, oh my God.

Speaker 1 There's other angles where you see it worse too.

Speaker 23 He's lucky he didn't crack his head open.

Speaker 25 And then he just looks like he's taking a nap. Like that.

Speaker 40 Yeah, just, oh, that's terrible.

Speaker 23 If you're watching that live, you think that he cracked his head open the way that he fell and the way that he's lying on the ground after. It's like he's asleep.

Speaker 37 If I own a team in that sport, I'm watching that video and I'm going, hey, all of my drivers, when we win a race, we're no longer standing on cars.

Speaker 1 It is interesting on whether that will change. Remember, was it Kendry Morales?

Speaker 1 Everyone kind of takes the celebrations at home.

Speaker 21 He jumped on home plate.

Speaker 1 A little like, they don't do the jumping anymore. Now it's like they run low into the crowd.
I wonder if we'll see a a slight shift here.

Speaker 25 I'm going to go ahead and say it had nothing to do with the water being sprayed.

Speaker 4 His foot just got caught up in the right underneath him.

Speaker 8 And then he was like, oh my Nanda.

Speaker 40 Oh my God, that is awful.

Speaker 23 Oh, hey, look, he's not dead.

Speaker 7 Look at that. He's not even moving.

Speaker 56 He is lucky.

Speaker 33 He's not wearing his helmet.

Speaker 32 Like, he could have died from that.

Speaker 56 Oh, my God. That would ruin the celebration.

Speaker 32 He could have.

Speaker 49 I mean, the celebration was promptly ruined.

Speaker 56 Oh.

Speaker 24 Oh.

Speaker 56 Wow.

Speaker 53 Crazy.

Speaker 50 His hat flies off in it.

Speaker 29 It was just, it was a really scary situation.

Speaker 31 Glad to talk racing, though.

Speaker 40 There you go. All right.

Speaker 23 Told you we would fit it in. Anyone looking to get some Thai food tonight? Man, I'm hungry.

Speaker 18 I want some Thai food.

Speaker 49 Zaz, I think I have to see the metrics.

Speaker 14 I think, especially down here in South Florida with our core audience.

Speaker 7 Let's put her on the poll.

Speaker 47 Have you ordered Thai food since Zaz said?

Speaker 33 Thai food.

Speaker 23 I've been getting a lot of messages. People ate Thai food this weekend.

Speaker 21 Are you sure it was Thai food?

Speaker 35 It's up for debate whether or not you, I'm not going to do that whole whole thing again because please don't say it's all the same.

Speaker 19 Just move on.

Speaker 35 I don't know if you actually know what Thai food is.

Speaker 1 I've never gotten orange chicken from a Thai rice.

Speaker 41 It's a Thai, Pet Thai.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Pet Sioux, chicken fried rice, Thai food, egg rolls.

Speaker 61 Thai food will probably have spring rolls.

Speaker 27 It's not egg rolls.

Speaker 8 It's spring rolls. I love Thai food.

Speaker 43 I don't think you actually do.

Speaker 42 But either way, every I had to order Thai food just because I've been walking around my house saying Thai food.

Speaker 8 You can't be the only one.

Speaker 23 I'm telling you,

Speaker 23 Thai food should be a sponsor here on the show.

Speaker 46 Just are you a paid lobbyist for Big Thai?

Speaker 7 No,

Speaker 8 I love it.

Speaker 42 I can't stop thinking about Thai food.

Speaker 25 I was at my cousin's birthday party, and they had a bunch of pizza and Chinese food, and I walked up to the kitchen.

Speaker 23 That's that good Thai food!

Speaker 8 Thai food!

Speaker 28 And everyone was like, Why'd you do that?

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Speaker 16 Sweet, delicious Cuervo.

Speaker 17 Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots.

Speaker 18 The same family, the same land, the same passion.

Speaker 19 Cuervo.

Speaker 20 So, enjoy the tequila that started it all.

Speaker 14 Cuervo. Cuervo.

Speaker 11 The tequila that invented tequila.

Speaker 21 Proximo, Quervo.com, please drink responsibly. Cuervo.