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Speaker 15 So there was a female umpire this weekend.

Speaker 28 How about that?

Speaker 15 Marlins and Braves. Marlins lost four out of five.
That's right. They played five games this weekend.
Marlins and Braves, they lost four out of five.

Speaker 15 They're done. They're done with it.
Billy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 Marlins. It's a nice run.

Speaker 14 Someone out here said probably accurately, they did their job. They got us to football season.
The sentence was, they did their job. They got us from the Panthers to the Dolphins.

Speaker 14 That's a crazy sentence. But that's what they did.
They, you know, got us through football season.

Speaker 15 Is it still a crazy sentence? The the marlins have been in three straight stanley cup finals like i don't know that's a crazy sentence

Speaker 15 the marlins being in three would be crazy why would the marlins ever go to three straight stanley cup finals i don't know i don't know but had they it'd be wild it's not that crazy a thing to say hosting a hockey game next year

Speaker 17 so did you see the what the internet was having fun with on saturday she does her first home plate game she did the i believe friday she did first base saturday first home plate game first pitch you see it being put out here she is the first pitch with a woman behind the plate it was a a ball She called it a strike.

Speaker 9 There you go.

Speaker 33 Wasn't even close to the strike.

Speaker 18 Which is not an indictment on her.

Speaker 15 She was doing Eric Rag impersonation?

Speaker 18 I was going to say, this is not an indictment on her.

Speaker 7 Men have been missing these calls for years, decades.

Speaker 35 It was a good frame, John.

Speaker 36 It just was good frame.

Speaker 14 It didn't go well because the commentary was like, historic moment. This is a ball that's going to go to Cooperstown.
And then it was like a miss. And then

Speaker 14 all the comments were calling her Angela, her name.

Speaker 18 That's good. That's good.
But this is not an indictment on her.

Speaker 17 What we we should have been celebrating this weekend is the first robot umpire, okay?

Speaker 33 This doesn't happen anymore, but we're about 25 years behind.

Speaker 31 That's baseball. We're going to do women first, and then we'll celebrate robots in a couple of years.

Speaker 37 What we should not have been celebrating was MLB for, quote-unquote, breaking the gender barrier. It's about time.

Speaker 37 The NBA had a female referee 28 years ago. The NFL has had female referees or officials for 10 years.
MLB is just catching up.

Speaker 35 Well, that's the thing that my first thought when I saw the story was, I thought we did this already. I thought baseball already had women umpired, but I guess we didn't.

Speaker 35 My question on the first pitch: don't those types of historic moments, aren't they always supposed to be strikes, right? Like the first pitch for a team like Charlie Huffington.

Speaker 9 Charlie Huff, that pitch was

Speaker 35 supposed to have a pitcher groove that thing in there, and of course, the cause of strike. I think that's what that was.

Speaker 39 She's saying anything close.

Speaker 19 She's like, if it's close, it's a strike.

Speaker 26 But it wasn't close. It's on the same page.

Speaker 35 Don't say it.

Speaker 9 Boy, it was close.

Speaker 35 It's going to be a strike.

Speaker 26 And he was just slightly off the plate.

Speaker 19 That was a tough pitch to call.

Speaker 13 I'm not criticizing. A lot of umpires missed that call.

Speaker 15 Whatever happened to the days of the umpire dictates their strike zone for the game.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Every umpire has a different strike zone.

Speaker 37 I don't like the square that's superimposed.

Speaker 10 I like it if they're going to use it. I hate it where it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 33 It doesn't.

Speaker 19 It's just showing me a box that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 14 Well, they don't see it, Chris.

Speaker 33 No, I know.

Speaker 14 They can't use it. They're calling it as they see it.

Speaker 32 The league could. The league could be using the box.

Speaker 6 I fell out of touch with the sport before this box was a thing.

Speaker 27 And I remember baked into the sport was so-and-so is behind home plate today.

Speaker 41 Usually goes with a larger strike.

Speaker 16 This guy's got a wide zone. This guy's got a high zone.

Speaker 42 Woven into the fabric of the game was like, ah, this guy calls the game a little bit different.

Speaker 41 You got to adjust.

Speaker 14 I didn't want to know pitch by pitch how off or how accurate they were. Like if it's if it's a Marlin that's striking out, looking, I'm like, that's inside, that's not a strike.

Speaker 14 Then, when the square is there and they're like, oh, that was a strike, I'm like, no, it wasn't. No, I don't want to see that.

Speaker 35 And then you look at the square itself, Greg, it doesn't look like it gets to all the edges.

Speaker 35 It looks like it's visually tricking me so that if something's outside of the box on TV, it could still be in what I consider the strike zone.

Speaker 14 Well, baseball also is not head-on usually.

Speaker 43 It's not center fields, it's slightly off.

Speaker 9 So,

Speaker 37 I would expand the strike zone. If I were an umpire, I would call almost everything a strike, unless it's in the dirt, or unless it brushes you back.
I would say to the bats.

Speaker 5 So you'd be a little league umpire.

Speaker 39 Yeah, get that bat off your shoulder.

Speaker 37 I would say, swing the bat. I would say that to every ballplayer who stepped into

Speaker 37 my

Speaker 13 plate.

Speaker 37 Bring it. You know, I'm going to call strikes.
Swing that bat, Jack. You know, that's what I would say.

Speaker 36 Did you ever umpire?

Speaker 9 Like youth? I have.

Speaker 14 And would would you say that to the kids? Would you let them know, hey, I'm calling it today?

Speaker 37 You know, I let the coaches know.

Speaker 9 I just lied.

Speaker 38 I like a big

Speaker 14 strike zone.

Speaker 26 You used to umpire?

Speaker 37 Maybe I was thinking of you.

Speaker 26 Yeah, like you used to call my balls and strikes like out in the front yard. Right.
He owned the story.

Speaker 39 Okay, so hold on a second.

Speaker 15 Let's revisit this for a second. Not only was Greg, if you want to say he misremembered, lied, misremembered, whatever.

Speaker 15 But he also imagined a scenario where he told the coaches before the game, I'm, you know, let's sing the back.

Speaker 37 It's a hypothetical.

Speaker 10 I played travel. You're thinking of like my games where you would hear that said.

Speaker 19 Right. You've heard that said.

Speaker 33 You didn't say it as an umpire.

Speaker 14 I'm starting to wonder if you ever spoken to Tim Bowens.

Speaker 35 Yeah, because in Greg's mind, clearly he's imagining being this umpire. You thought you saw the will.
Somewhere as time passed, he thought it ended up being a true story.

Speaker 35 And now he's like, wait a second, I never umpired.

Speaker 28 That's true.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but you umpired.

Speaker 14 I did, yeah.

Speaker 14 And would you tell the coaches, hey.

Speaker 10 I know, in my dad's defense, yes, two little league kids at the beginning.

Speaker 13 I'm like, if it's close, it's a strike. Like, let's go.
We're up here to hit, not one.

Speaker 40 Yes, thank you.

Speaker 45 But that's a clear little league thing that you don't do in the majors because the majors are the majors.

Speaker 37 Okay, if I was an umpire, I would take it upon myself to speed up the game. Like, I would want at-bats to go very quickly.

Speaker 17 You're getting hot again. You're getting sweaty.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Oh, now both of his lenses are fogging up.

Speaker 37 You know what I need? I need one of those things that are made to defog glasses. You know, I don't know what the product is for.

Speaker 15 You can warped up in here.

Speaker 37 Well, plus, I got a long-sleeved shirt. I got a t-shirt on a bad arm week.

Speaker 37 And also, it's perpetually warm in here.

Speaker 37 Like, I don't think the Levittard show is paying the rent. I don't think they are.

Speaker 46 We are, I can assure you.

Speaker 6 I would say that the AC has been cooking a little bit lately.

Speaker 41 No, no, no, no, no, in a good way.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Like, you didn't have your glasses fog up when we actually had AC issues. Right now, it's very comfortable.

Speaker 14 Well, in there, though, there's also like a vent, if you look up, that is specifically just for Dan. Like, the rest of the room is more.
Yeah, look up. There's like an air duct right above.

Speaker 36 I can't really do that.

Speaker 6 He is struggling with the Sugat seat.

Speaker 15 I suffer from vertigo.

Speaker 9 You can't look up. And

Speaker 15 movements like that will be really Adam Acama moving.

Speaker 9 Slowly.

Speaker 9 What would happen?

Speaker 15 Would you fall back? Oh, there it is. Okay.

Speaker 10 You would fall backwards?

Speaker 16 What other things like that can't you do?

Speaker 15 Like, I can't move my head side to side very fast. Look, left, look, like, I would, it would really be.

Speaker 35 You can't do a little spinarama? Does that get you going too?

Speaker 14 So, you have like a neck brace, like an invisible neck brace on, basically.

Speaker 15 I mean, not really. Like, you guys haven't noticed.
If I had a neck brace, you would know that I had a neck brace. You haven't noticed that.

Speaker 14 But I'm saying you can't, you can't, like, if you turn, you'd have to turn your body. You can't just turn your brace.

Speaker 43 I just go slowly.

Speaker 26 Figured out.

Speaker 39 I just got to go slowly.

Speaker 15 Like, I go look to my left here. You just got to go slowly.

Speaker 9 That's all.

Speaker 34 Like, you have to turn your whole body, it seemed.

Speaker 36 Michael Keaton.

Speaker 41 Neck mobility.

Speaker 15 That's right. A little bit.
Yeah.

Speaker 14 How long has this been going on?

Speaker 15 I first started suffering from it. It was about, it was right before COVID.
So like five and a half years ago.

Speaker 35 And what happens? You like get really dizzy and fall down?

Speaker 35 I mean,

Speaker 15 if I have a full-on attack, which I did that time,

Speaker 15 I can have trouble walking.

Speaker 9 We're off to the bottom.

Speaker 35 Like Lizzie and Ellie and the rest of development.

Speaker 26 You're like, ah, I got the dizzies.

Speaker 6 It's crazy when things just happen out of nowhere, too. It's getting old, man.

Speaker 6 I ran to a CVS not just to listen to music this time, but to also get eye drops because I'm like, I guess I'm needing eye drop guy now.

Speaker 36 Listen to music.

Speaker 31 I've been that guy so many times, like tapping my my foot, looking at which eye drops am I getting?

Speaker 17 Where the hell am I going here?

Speaker 15 I walked into Publix yesterday. I sent Mike Ryan a text message.
I go, hey, man, you want to guess what song's playing right now?

Speaker 6 I guessed.

Speaker 15 Chris, you want to guess? What song? I walked in yesterday. I walked into Publix.
I have a guess. They had the soundtrack on, man.
What song? Israel?

Speaker 35 Is it Natasha Beddingfield?

Speaker 26 No.

Speaker 6 I guess Michelle Branch. I was off.

Speaker 41 But then when you hear it, you're like, ah, how did I not guess this one song out of all the other songs ever made?

Speaker 15 Very close. Matchbox 20, 3 a.m.

Speaker 46 Oh, wow. Good song.
Very close.

Speaker 35 Greg, did your glasses fog up when you walked into the sex store with your son?

Speaker 9 Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, what? Whoa.

Speaker 35 Oh, has everybody not listened to the Greg Cody show podcast?

Speaker 39 Can you repeat that line, please?

Speaker 9 Not yet.

Speaker 37 Well,

Speaker 37 I don't want to give too much away. You know, I don't want to step on the punchlines of my own show, which just dropped a couple of hours ago.
So I encourage people to listen to it.

Speaker 37 But Christopher and I did make a trip to

Speaker 37 a mega store that refers to itself as an adult entertainment store

Speaker 17 I'll reveal that my dad tricked me late last week he's like hey you want to go to lunch I went to his house I got in his car and he's like it's late for lunch we're going to a sex shop wait what's a mega store it's like the size of a supermarket like it's a gigantic

Speaker 32 like the target like the target of yeah risque things.

Speaker 15 I went to a sex toy shop?

Speaker 14 I heard you were throwing does at the park yesterday.

Speaker 26 Is that true?

Speaker 37 No, no, no, no. We decided to.

Speaker 17 Well, that's once again, now you're giving away.

Speaker 33 Don't give away.

Speaker 31 My dad wanted to not make light.

Speaker 18 Trust me, we do plenty of saying this is not right.

Speaker 31 We do plenty of caveats.

Speaker 32 My dad wanted to say this is what people should be doing with dildos.

Speaker 34 What they're doing is throwing them at arenas. You know what?

Speaker 32 Here at the Great Cody Show, we're going to give you something that you should be doing.

Speaker 16 Whether we actually should be doing what he wanted to do, you're going to have to tune in and find out.

Speaker 27 Yeah, but

Speaker 37 there's a, you know,

Speaker 37 use a sex toy for personal pleasure or group group pleasure or

Speaker 37 tossing, you know, for distance.

Speaker 35 Can I quote, first of all, it's always jarring when you hear your name out of the blue, like in a podcast. And so I was referenced twice in this particular podcast, which was a little jarring.

Speaker 35 Spoiler alert. Can I quote something that won't give anything away? Sure.

Speaker 35 Greg said he was going to, quote, look for, quote, a decent-sized, classic-looking dildo. Right.
So I just want your description on what is decent-size and what is classic-looking.

Speaker 6 Great question, Izzy.

Speaker 41 Okay,

Speaker 37 by classic, I mean something that looks like what it's representing.

Speaker 38 Classic how?

Speaker 35 Because when I look at like old paintings, for example,

Speaker 35 it looks like they are not circumcised, but today you would call classic penis circumcised. So in your mind, which penis is classic?

Speaker 46 Can I go first?

Speaker 9 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 I think you're...

Speaker 6 Thinking about the classic replica, flesh-colored, vascular.

Speaker 26 Erect. Yes.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. Aren't they all erect?

Speaker 41 I mean, that's implied.

Speaker 35 Ever flapped one of those things around? I think it's a little misleading.

Speaker 37 That would be funny. A flaccid dildo.

Speaker 9 Well, okay.

Speaker 35 Now, the most important part of this

Speaker 35 being the size.

Speaker 38 I think we're just

Speaker 46 going to put it in the edit.

Speaker 38 Can we not do that?

Speaker 37 You want something that's a little larger than life.

Speaker 26 Who's judgment?

Speaker 9 Those look like awards. So, can you be specific? Like, what is larger than life?

Speaker 35 Like, six inches, seven inches?

Speaker 37 Probably more like eight, nine. Ah, okay.

Speaker 37 And here's the other point I want to make.

Speaker 37 The sex toys, quote unquote, that have been tossed onto the WNVA courts, it's all a ruse with this cryptocurrency company or whatever. Cryptos aren't real.

Speaker 45 But they're green.

Speaker 37 I don't want a green dildo.

Speaker 14 I feel like green is better than one that looks realistic.

Speaker 28 What's your preferred color?

Speaker 37 I want a flesh tone.

Speaker 9 But like a color.

Speaker 37 Whether it's white or black, you know,

Speaker 37 I want

Speaker 37 a dildo that looks like what it's representing.

Speaker 9 That's all. Purple, maybe?

Speaker 28 No, no, not really.

Speaker 16 So, we do that, and we do, and my dad, we figure out if my dad can do the monkey bar.

Speaker 43 Wait, so you went shopping?

Speaker 37 We did the monkey bar.

Speaker 34 We journey to a sex shop.

Speaker 17 You're gonna have to tune in to find out whether we, how far we make it in there, what happens. Just you're gonna have to tune in.

Speaker 35 Also, did it in a muscle car. By the way, I've always been like, you know what? I should do some sort of like gay-themed podcast.
You straight guys have got that covered.

Speaker 35 Like, dad and son going to the gay shop to find dildos.

Speaker 26 I'm good. I don't need to do a podcast.

Speaker 19 That's high praise.

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Speaker 26 Don Lebatard. What do I got here?

Speaker 37 I got a magnum condom.

Speaker 26 We won't get that out.

Speaker 9 That's shocking.

Speaker 35 Stugats.

Speaker 37 Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.

Speaker 9 Right next to the condom. Yeah.

Speaker 9 He's got a good job. That's a reminder.
Yeah, forever.

Speaker 26 Never forget it.

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Speaker 50 I'll tell you, I feel like in the history of Father Son podcast, you guys may have pulled something off that has never been fucked up. That's why

Speaker 31 I had some pride doing it.

Speaker 35 Did it in the muscle card?

Speaker 42 Like, I don't know if the Golicks are doing that.

Speaker 22 Can we put in a request for the Golicks to do that?

Speaker 51 That would be great.

Speaker 24 Do they think you were like together?

Speaker 22 Kirchchin, can Kirchin and his son do this?

Speaker 18 Tune in to find out, baby.

Speaker 40 Is the father something?

Speaker 26 Because I will admit.

Speaker 40 We could have been a couple.

Speaker 31 We didn't want to, you know, privacy stuff.

Speaker 10 We do.

Speaker 32 The video is on the way there. It's all video.
But we go just audio for into the sex shop.

Speaker 14 You know, forgive, obviously, this hypothetical. If something were to happen to your dear wife, you know, and then you were to date younger, would Chris be your type?

Speaker 37 I could see me dating younger.

Speaker 14 No, but like Chris specifically, Would Chris be your type?

Speaker 37 Um, you know, soda body.

Speaker 32 Why'd you look over at me as if to like assess?

Speaker 37 I don't know how to answer that question.

Speaker 39 I'm just kind of asking, like, and then you went and you like were a couple.

Speaker 14 Would this be like a realistic coupling for you?

Speaker 37 Yeah, I could see myself dating a man half my age.

Speaker 24 But like Chris' type?

Speaker 33 Yeah, what is that? I feel like he's answered enough, though.

Speaker 38 I don't like a beard. No? No, I don't like a beard.

Speaker 14 Christopher doesn't like to shave for some reason. He only shaves above his lip, I've noticed.

Speaker 36 I have a beard now because I'm an adult.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, Christopher.

Speaker 9 I shaved my neck.

Speaker 35 Seeing those two go in a place together where you were assume they were together is no weirder than Bill and Jordan. I guess they're not the Belichicks, but I don't know her last name.

Speaker 35 Them going out in public somewhere, right?

Speaker 17 My dad was caught up on it because I did not want to go in with my dad. I'm like, you take the phone.

Speaker 14 So he wouldn't be your type if you went older.

Speaker 17 My dad was afraid to walk in there alone. He wanted me with him.

Speaker 37 Well, of course. I would have felt self-conscious.

Speaker 15 walking in there. Is that because like if you were recognized, like what's great, Cody? At least if someone's, if Chris is with you, it's like, oh, this is obviously a bit.

Speaker 36 You should have worn a mask.

Speaker 9 Just thought of that.

Speaker 36 Just an eye mask, you know?

Speaker 37 An eye mask. No, you could do that.

Speaker 39 Yeah, like a Robin.

Speaker 39 Yeah, he's sweating again.

Speaker 47 You could do a surgical mask, too.

Speaker 26 Oh, he's older. He's

Speaker 9 susceptible to COVID.

Speaker 27 Did you walk in and say, where are the dildos?

Speaker 15 That's why we did it. Yeah, like I know when I go into a store, the last thing I'm doing is asking for help.

Speaker 36 I'll find what I need.

Speaker 15 I agree with you.

Speaker 26 All right.

Speaker 15 I'm a man.

Speaker 15 I could do it on my own.

Speaker 36 I agree.

Speaker 15 So, what's when you go into that?

Speaker 35 I saw the poor women asking for help at the sex store.

Speaker 15 Well, I'm not judging. I'm just telling you from a man perspective.
I don't ask for help. I don't ask for directions.
Exactly where the dildos are. I don't need help.

Speaker 15 But how long do you wait in the sex shop to ask for the dildo?

Speaker 37 Well, you don't want to be seen as leisurely browsing in a place like that. You want to do your business.
You want to get to the cash.

Speaker 35 In and there. No pun in there.
Decisive.

Speaker 40 In and out.

Speaker 10 I feel like the people in there wouldn't be judgmental of you.

Speaker 14 Like, it's just in your head. Like, you guys are all there for the same reason.
It's not like you're, you know, I don't know if you guys have noticed, but you mentioned like the CVS.

Speaker 14 Like, CVS, I mean, you just walk down the aisles, you look around, you're like, whoa, like, okay, this is not what you thought that they would sell at CVS anymore.

Speaker 14 It's just there, like, on the shelves. You walk past, go down the wrong aisle, looking for some Advil, and then all of a sudden, Doe's everywhere.
It does.

Speaker 39 You look around. It does seem targeted too.

Speaker 13 The recent

Speaker 34 dildo's being thrown on sporting courts.

Speaker 18 You see them more.

Speaker 17 You can find those easier now at CVS.

Speaker 31 They're in more prominent spots.

Speaker 14 So like there, if you're walking around and someone sees you, you're like at, you know, you're doing school supply shopping, all of a sudden someone walks by, like, Greg, what are you doing in this section?

Speaker 14 It's different than if you're at an

Speaker 14 adult store. Everybody's looking for dough's there.

Speaker 37 I want to make sure I just heard something correctly. You can walk into a CVS drugstore and buy a dough.

Speaker 16 We didn't even have to go all the way where we went.

Speaker 37 That's crazy.

Speaker 51 Is it?

Speaker 37 I mean, I knew that you could buy like condoms. It's in the pharmacy.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's in the pharmacy, right next to the condoms.

Speaker 26 No way. No, it's just in the aisles.
Not even in the pharmacy.

Speaker 9 I thought you guys were kidding.

Speaker 26 It's under E. No.

Speaker 14 Look, next break, walk over to the CVS down there, and I'm sure you could find a few. You bet I will.

Speaker 15 Ask them which aisle are the dose.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I will. We'll bring a live view camera.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 37 I mean,

Speaker 37 it's crazy.

Speaker 37 Do they have a good variety, though, or just like going to learn?

Speaker 26 Probably.

Speaker 14 Maybe it depends on the size of the

Speaker 14 store. Yeah.
You know? Size of the store.

Speaker 14 yeah i've noticed like the uh the pharmacies in uh you know like when we worked at the beach and here like in downtown they're more like just meat and potatoes type pharmacies you know like downtown selection of anything any cvs or walgreens in a downtown stinks yeah I'll say it.

Speaker 14 There's a target here. Honestly, I'm kind of wondering if that target sucks or not because like the target on the beach, I know, no offense, if you work at that target or any target,

Speaker 14 that target kind of sucks. It's not big enough.
You want like a lot of square footage.

Speaker 14 When they put them in like more compact, like downtown settings, they're not the best versions of the stores.

Speaker 35 Greg, I can tell you sort of the evolution of how we got to doze at the CVSs or in regular drugstores. Please.
If you go to any supermarket in the produce section, cucumbers.

Speaker 35 It's been largely the go-to for people way back in the day. Or carrots.
I think people were like, carrots, a little small, a little rough.

Speaker 10 How about zucchini?

Speaker 35 A little jagged on the wrong angle.

Speaker 10 Each their own. Zucchini, a a little soft.

Speaker 35 Doesn't really work as well.

Speaker 14 What about an eggplant? Because that's like the emoji.

Speaker 10 Good for you.

Speaker 15 Eggplants seem small, a little large.

Speaker 14 Eggplants seem impractical.

Speaker 35 Yeah, they should be firmer if they're going to be that large. Otherwise, Roy has thoughts.

Speaker 46 Yeah, Roy has something to go.

Speaker 41 Go for it, Roy.

Speaker 48 Yeah, the problem with the CBS pharmacy situation is the pharmacy line is right there running past this section where the condoms and

Speaker 9 the sex toys are...

Speaker 24 That's why Roy goes to the store for the does, because everybody's there shopping for dough's and there's no judgment.

Speaker 24 When Roy goes to CVS to get his does, people are like, Roy's a little bit of a double.

Speaker 9 This has gone on way too long. No, listen.

Speaker 42 There are not does at a CVS.

Speaker 9 Yeah, there are. There are Does

Speaker 9 College of

Speaker 40 Right now.

Speaker 9 Roy's tubes.

Speaker 38 Definitely cucumbers at a Publix. A vibrator.

Speaker 9 Roy.

Speaker 11 You're the arbiter on this.

Speaker 40 They have...

Speaker 6 actual sex toys or just personal massagers that everyone knows that that's what it's done personal massagers so you've heard okay personal massagers.

Speaker 36 But are they phallic-shaped?

Speaker 39 Yes.

Speaker 27 This is insane. And why haven't I gotten the invite to this CDS? I can only imagine.

Speaker 40 It's every CVS.

Speaker 26 No way.

Speaker 24 I'm telling you, go onto that CVS right down. Put it on the poll.

Speaker 19 Are there those at CVS?

Speaker 35 Where is the line? I mean, since I was a child, I go to CVS. I see all the jellies and other types of things.
It's like, why is other sex-related items?

Speaker 39 You were thinking that as a child.

Speaker 24 As a child.

Speaker 43 And I got a waiting line over here standing with Claire, and she's over over here, like, what is that?

Speaker 26 Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 9 This is it. I cannot bother you.

Speaker 14 Can we all, like, do we have the capabilities for all of us to go as a show, just walk down the street and just broadcast all of us live from there? Or someone has to stay behind?

Speaker 15 I mean, my guess is it's tough to set that up mid-show. I mean, I'm kind of new around here.

Speaker 18 I'm finding those.

Speaker 24 They have those. Just walked up.

Speaker 9 Yeah, at least they're packaged and vibrators.

Speaker 13 At least they're packaged, though.

Speaker 37 You know, they're not.

Speaker 9 They're not like

Speaker 33 they're not dangling very fallacy.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 15 You don't want to be walking down the aisle, like one fell to the floor. And it's like, excuse me, a pickup, you know,

Speaker 6 apparently a recent phenomenon.

Speaker 43 Interesting. This is crazy.

Speaker 15 How do you think that board meeting went when the you know, the CVS execs are like, you know, you know, I think we need to start stocking on shelves?

Speaker 36 Somebody in the meeting was like Mike, and they're like, no.

Speaker 13 And everyone else is like, it's good business.

Speaker 24 COVID was like the great reset.

Speaker 14 Like, everyone just forgot everything that happened before. So, like, after, it's like, wow, I guess this has just always been the case with everything.

Speaker 15 Did we, of course, you know, the reason, if somehow you have forgotten the reason that the Does are in the conversation is because of what has happened in the WNBA over the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 15 Did we have any incidents? Over the weekend, you know, football, football, preseason football felt like it was front and center.

Speaker 15 I didn't see any headlines about any Does in WNBA preseason games this week and WNBA Grego season games this weekend.

Speaker 35 I haven't seen any either. Maybe I was distracted.
Shador Sanders, other things happened.

Speaker 35 But it's possible, as Chris mentioned, some of them are sold out, so we don't have enough to go around.

Speaker 17 The Love Buzz is sold out at CVS right now.

Speaker 15 I did see that Piers Morgan fell for an NBA Centel tweet this weekend that NBA Centel put out that WNBA arenas are installing nets

Speaker 15 so that you can't throw the dough

Speaker 15 and Piers Morgan fell for it.

Speaker 35 My favorite meme regarding this story is when the WNBA announced no bag policy and the meme was, I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it.

Speaker 25 So guys, I've got to do it.

Speaker 35 It doesn't take that much strength.

Speaker 15 I have something very important to tell you. All right.
As you may know, there was a movie that came out this weekend.

Speaker 52 Oh, did you find out why the kids keep leaving the rooms?

Speaker 15 I know why the kids.

Speaker 15 Ran into the streets in the middle of the night at 2.17 a.m. Greg Cody, do you know why?

Speaker 37 I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 15 The movie

Speaker 15 Weapons came out this weekend.

Speaker 26 New horror movie, Weapons.

Speaker 15 That's the movie where they show you in the previews. The kids are running into the streets.
They're leaving their homes unprovoked and they're running out all at the same time.

Speaker 15 Greg, what's the last preview you saw? 2.17 a.m. and they disappear to never return.
That's the movie. I had to find out why they are running out of.

Speaker 15 Like, do you remember the last time you watched a movie trailer and you're like, like, the trailer works in perfection where I have to know what happens?

Speaker 6 I don't think he actually does remember the last time you saw a movie trailer.

Speaker 8 Full stop.

Speaker 37 No, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 37 My wife talked me into watching

Speaker 37 Happy Gilmore 2. Not a trailer.
One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 Whoa,

Speaker 9 awful.

Speaker 10 You couldn't name one thing about the first one, though.

Speaker 37 I liked the first one.

Speaker 9 But it's all paying respect.

Speaker 37 That first one was great.

Speaker 16 What's the bad guy's name in the first one?

Speaker 37 You know,

Speaker 37 the guy there. What's his name?

Speaker 36 Yeah, Darth McGillicuddy.

Speaker 51 I forget.

Speaker 33 Gesturing. I'm gesturing.
Shooter.

Speaker 37 Oh, shooter McGavin.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Thanks, S. Of course.

Speaker 9 Like he was going to get it.

Speaker 39 No, I didn't.

Speaker 37 The finger gun gave me a hint.

Speaker 15 So you don't remember, I forget about the trailer. You don't remember the last time that you heard a movie was coming out, maybe?

Speaker 22 You're like, I have to know what happens.

Speaker 37 We saw the Rocket Man, the Elton John biopic.

Speaker 15 You don't know what happened to Elton John? Like, it's a true story. He's alive.

Speaker 33 Swingboat and Elton John movie.

Speaker 19 Those are his last two movies in the last two decades.

Speaker 37 In theaters. Yeah.
Gilmore, Gilmore 2, we watched in the privacy of our home.

Speaker 15 Were you surprised at the ending of Gilmore 2?

Speaker 27 Like, did it shock you?

Speaker 37 No, the whole thing was formulaic. I'm not sure what happened.

Speaker 9 Gilman,

Speaker 37 the live reference, you know, nothing worked. It was just terrible.

Speaker 15 Favorite cameo?

Speaker 37 There were too many.

Speaker 27 A little distracting, right?

Speaker 37 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 37 Like, half of the PGA players. Just push it away.
Half of the PGA players I couldn't name.

Speaker 10 You know, like, who the hell?

Speaker 35 Best player in the world, number one.

Speaker 37 Oh, that guy, you know, he should have three clubs in his bag to give him a handicap.

Speaker 37 Him, I sort of recognized, but not really. But those other guys, they needed Hello My Name is tags for me to know half of those PGA tour players.

Speaker 37 And the Bad Bunny, I think, was in it. Baboni.

Speaker 9 The Bad Bunny.

Speaker 26 Baboni.

Speaker 37 My wife told me who that was.

Speaker 26 I thought he was pretty good.

Speaker 15 That wasn't funny where every time he was, like, he kept kept asking Happy if he needs a breadstick.

Speaker 9 It's funny.

Speaker 15 I don't get that. Because he was a waiter.

Speaker 37 But what's a breadstick got to do with it?

Speaker 26 You're really helping.

Speaker 9 At restaurants, they have breadsticks.

Speaker 28 Okay. Whatever.

Speaker 37 But he was a star.

Speaker 36 You don't know about that Olive Garden?

Speaker 37 Bunny, no. Bunny was the star of the movie for me, along with Gilmore.

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Speaker 26 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 37 I heard that as a woman faking pain. I didn't think that sounded real.

Speaker 43 I really didn't.

Speaker 37 You know?

Speaker 23 It was not fake. It was in no way fake.

Speaker 9 You can spot a woman faking it.

Speaker 2 Stugats.

Speaker 37 Yes, I can, Jess. Expert.
I've been married 40 years.

Speaker 24 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 50 You're annoying me today.

Speaker 9 Why?

Speaker 51 Not, not, I, there's a little feedback, not super helpful.

Speaker 15 The Timbo and I there, the Timbo, even like right out the gates, the photos.

Speaker 22 I know you're not on Instagram, and which is why you kept referencing Facebook, but the photos of the kids, like that's, that's a pop culture thing, but I understand how it misses you.

Speaker 22 And you know what?

Speaker 8 I love you just the way you are.

Speaker 51 You stay.

Speaker 35 Can I ask a follow-up question, which will get Greg more

Speaker 35 into his comfort zone?

Speaker 35 And again, this is not giving anything away about the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody, but

Speaker 35 thank you. But

Speaker 35 when you are swinging on monkey bars, not when you do it, but as a generalization, when someone swings on monkey bars, you imagine your feet flowing freely, right?

Speaker 35 Like you have, you don't have to hit against the ground. You don't have to keep your knees up or anything like that, right?

Speaker 13 Exactly.

Speaker 35 Because this motion right here, keeping your knees close to your chest, is already physically more demanding.

Speaker 15 Right. Right.

Speaker 35 So I will say, I'm not going to give anything away, but when we talked about monkey bar swinging, we definitely talked about it in terms of just having one that was tall enough where your feet can just swing.

Speaker 34 Adult monkey bars? Sorry, we couldn't find those.

Speaker 35 No, every single monkey bar that I've ever hung on were long enough for adults.

Speaker 37 Yeah, we went to a playground with kids' monkey bars, and it was...

Speaker 26 Which I thought they all are.

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 37 I mean, no, the monkey bars of my youth.

Speaker 9 This is a good idea. What a ridiculous.

Speaker 35 We didn't go to a CrossFit training training place we were at a kid's park i know but that that was what the monkey bar is like three stories high it's in squid game i mean that was a difficulty that that added to my difficulty of whether or not i was able to uh complete the you know what from now on until the end of let's say the end of the great cody show's existence uh probably gonna be at least 20 more years right i will stop at every monkey bars that i see that are tall enough and show you and just so you know that all monkey bars are not short little kiddie monkey bars exactly That's right.

Speaker 37 Christopher, take a lesson.

Speaker 39 Wait to see.

Speaker 17 One that isn't at a workout place.

Speaker 15 So am I the only one who knows why the kids ran out of their homes in the middle of the night?

Speaker 9 Yes, you are.

Speaker 37 The only one who cares is more like a million.

Speaker 26 No, that's not true.

Speaker 46 I care.

Speaker 6 I actually had tickets to see it on Thursday, and I couldn't. I've been too busy this weekend, but it's on the list.
This is one that I have to see in theaters. I have to find out.

Speaker 25 You got to know.

Speaker 6 I got to know why they're running out into the street at 217 a.m.

Speaker 14 Well, just tell them. Why was it?

Speaker 15 Well, no, no, I'm not going to give any spoilers. To people listening right now, watch right now, I don't do spoilers.
I'm not like that.

Speaker 13 I'm a courteous person.

Speaker 37 Bad name for a movie.

Speaker 38 Are there any weapons?

Speaker 15 I'm not going to spoil anything for you.

Speaker 9 Okay, I guess they were.

Speaker 15 I'm not going to spoil anything. But yeah, so I will tell you, though, I enjoyed the movie.
It is not what I thought it was going to be. That I will tell you.
Not what I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 15 I will also tell you that purposely, The movie's actually pretty funny, all right? It's not,

Speaker 15 like, if you think it's gory, it's not there are some gory parts but it's not gory it's not even scary it's it's it's a thriller it's more suspense than it is scary but i liked it a lot it's uh it's pretty wild actually would it be giving anything away if you told us what you thought the children running away would be

Speaker 35 uh i don't know what i thought i i don't know like like mike you haven't seen it yet do you do you you have like a theory i didn't think i'd have a theory i had no theory i just yeah because the last time to answer your question that you asked to greg the last time i saw a trailer that made me say i need to know what that was about wasn't too long ago it was sinners it was oh okay i don't really know what the horror element here is yeah but i want to know what it is and then i watched it and like you said it wasn't crazy scary had a couple of jump scares but it had a very consistent uh you know classic theme to it and it was a great movie i have a shocking admission i was embarrassed to to admit this, but I'll do it on the air now too.

Speaker 6 I saw the trailer for Sinners and was like, I want to see that.

Speaker 43 I still haven't seen it it yet. Oh, it's a good movie.

Speaker 27 And then I, and then I, and spoiler for those that haven't seen this, I don't, I don't, it shouldn't be a spoiler.

Speaker 1 It seems like this is a pretty important plot point.

Speaker 5 No idea Michael B. Jordan played two roles.

Speaker 15 I didn't know that at first either.

Speaker 2 Had no clue. I watch a trailer.

Speaker 41 Watch the trailer a handful of times.

Speaker 40 Right, right, right.

Speaker 47 Had no, then I sat down and watched the movie and I was like, huh, what do you know?

Speaker 9 That's like a broken story.

Speaker 14 It's like the awesome powers, Doctor Evil type thing or no?

Speaker 43 No. I mean, yeah, kind of.

Speaker 27 He plays himself and his brother. Well, he plays twin brothers.

Speaker 26 Twins. Yeah.

Speaker 35 That's how I knew he did a great job in it because right when I saw him, I said, man, that's clearly Michael B. Jordan.

Speaker 35 And I said to myself, at what point in this movie am I going to forget that those are two Michael B. Jordans and just remember and just think of the character?

Speaker 35 And at some point halfway through, I completely forgot it was Michael B. Jordan.
That guy did a great job.

Speaker 15 I liked weapons. I liked it a lot.
My older son didn't like it. My younger son was like, all right, they're all fine because I see all the horror movies with my boys in the theater.

Speaker 15 And anytime it gets too gory, you know, and one of them wants to put their hands over their eyes, I look, you put your hands down, you will watch every second of this.

Speaker 28 You're a Zaslow.

Speaker 15 I don't allow them to look away.

Speaker 9 Goddamn Zaslow, you will watch this.

Speaker 5 Did this movie grab you like in the first couple of minutes?

Speaker 6 Did weapons just totally suck you in?

Speaker 15 Yes, the way it starts, you know, it's creepy the way it starts. And immediately when the movie gets going, you're like,

Speaker 15 it's building and building and building to finding out what the hell is going on. So, yes, I liked it a lot.

Speaker 41 I don't cop out.

Speaker 27 You find out what's going on.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, there's no mystery.

Speaker 15 You know what's...

Speaker 40 Yeah, they explain it all.

Speaker 26 When

Speaker 35 you're coming, did you used to have to open your kids' eyes?

Speaker 26 Like little Alex with the ultraviolet in Clockwork Orange? Really? You would have to do that. Well, no,

Speaker 15 I tell them to put their hands down. Because when their father tells them to do something, they do it.

Speaker 35 Is it because like, you know, man, don't get scared? That's right.

Speaker 15 Zazzlos don't get scared of this.

Speaker 15 We're at the movie. We're not at the movie to not watch it.
We're not at the movie to cover our eyes. We're at the movie to watch.

Speaker 35 White Tamara, can she cover her eyes?

Speaker 15 She doesn't come to the horror films with us. She doesn't like it.
She's not into it.

Speaker 14 Do your boys like it or are you just bringing it?

Speaker 36 No, they do. They love it.

Speaker 38 They love the horror films.

Speaker 6 If they don't like it, they have the opportunity to physically challenge him.

Speaker 15 Well, my younger son can challenge me. He has not used up a challenge yet.
My older one used up his first ever challenge. I think it was three months ago.

Speaker 35 How often do they reset if they six months? Six months.

Speaker 14 He's got three months before we can challenge again.

Speaker 15 Yeah, my boys can challenge me, Greg, to be man of the house if they want. You know, because they're both men also.
They've been bar mitzvah.

Speaker 15 I don't know if you know, in the Jewish tradition, once you're bar mitzvah, you're a man. Sure.

Speaker 15 And so my boys, they're both allowed to challenge me to be man of the house at this point because they've both been bar mitzvah. My older one took a stab at it a few months ago.

Speaker 15 It did not go well for him. And so he has to wait another few months.
But my younger one, if you want to step up, step up.

Speaker 37 And what would be an example of a challenge that your younger one might make?

Speaker 15 Got to take me down. You know, like they announce, hey, I'm challenging you.
Okay, I drop what I'm doing. You know, I would never back down You're not going to fight to the death, Greg, but close.

Speaker 15 Yeah, you got to get me down on the ground where it's almost like, all right, you know. You're talking about a physical challenge?

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 40 Isn't your youngest son?

Speaker 37 What do you think?

Speaker 15 We're having a debate.

Speaker 9 Isn't your youngest son 14 on a dais?

Speaker 39 Greg, yep, that's what he's talking about.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about a physical challenge. Yeah, man.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Just

Speaker 15 so my older one, my 16-year-old, he tried.

Speaker 15 He talked a tough game. It did not go well for him.
And he was talking trash to me yesterday, to be honest, saying, you know, I can't wait for another few months because you're dead.

Speaker 15 I'm like, oh, okay. Like, we remember what happened last time.
It's going to go poorly for you again. But he thinks that he's got me next time, but he still has to wait a few months.

Speaker 27 Was it scary off the jump, or did they try to lull you into a false sense of security?

Speaker 15 No, no. My older son, like, when he tried, like, he started choking me out.

Speaker 9 He jumped on my

Speaker 6 weapons because I keep trying to find the loop to get to the top five that I cooked up.

Speaker 15 Let's do it. Come on, now.

Speaker 27 Top five best opening scenes in cinematic history.

Speaker 26 Good list.

Speaker 15 Okay, top five best opening scene cinematic history.

Speaker 36 We do have an OLI.

Speaker 30 Here's the group of OLI: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Speaker 15 Can you explain for those of us who haven't seen it in 30 years?

Speaker 40 Yeah, big old ball.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah. That's right.
Okay, big ass ball.

Speaker 9 Big ass ball.

Speaker 26 The ball.

Speaker 27 It's like the stun show, which is still around, by the way.

Speaker 40 Is it? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you can always tell who the plant is. They're wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Speaker 9 OLI. Heat.

Speaker 1 Wow, that's OLI.

Speaker 15 It's a great opening scene.

Speaker 6 Dude, it was tough to boil this down to five.

Speaker 5 It is a great opening scene.

Speaker 15 Wangro kills him. He's got the blood in his ears.
That Wayne Grove was a real piece of shit, let me tell you.

Speaker 6 You see who they're talking to to join the cast of Heat 2?

Speaker 9 No. Pat Riley.

Speaker 40 Leo DiCaprio. What? Wow.

Speaker 1 I like it.

Speaker 6 I like it too.

Speaker 5 Did you read the book, Heat 2?

Speaker 15 No, it was a movie. Why would I read?

Speaker 41 Well, Heat 2 is not a movie.

Speaker 15 Keep you just told me that the movie's coming out, though, so why would I read it?

Speaker 26 Well, you know, they're still trying to get it green lit.

Speaker 9 Huh.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 44 OLI. Final OLI.

Speaker 6 Jaws.

Speaker 6 Or

Speaker 44 alternate title, What's That Noah on My Leg?

Speaker 50 Number five.

Speaker 36 Scream.

Speaker 15 Great opening scene.

Speaker 5 Great opening scene.

Speaker 15 Great opening scene.

Speaker 35 Involving what? Spoiler alert.

Speaker 36 Drew Barrymore. Yep.

Speaker 41 The Drew Barrymore.

Speaker 46 It was kind of a cameo.

Speaker 52 It wasn't really a cameo. It was a bit part, but you know.

Speaker 15 The balls coming from inside the house. Yeah.

Speaker 26 This is great.

Speaker 15 And that was also back then where, like,

Speaker 15 a famous actor or actress didn't get killed in a movie.

Speaker 41 No, it didn't do that.

Speaker 6 You didn't see it and it was genuinely scary.

Speaker 35 I just forgot that that was the opening scene, but it's clearly the most memorable scene from the movie. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 50 Number four.

Speaker 6 Got to give some animation some love here.

Speaker 9 Up.

Speaker 15 It's very sad.

Speaker 27 Super sad, and you...

Speaker 5 You are totally shocked at how this movie grabs you right away and how emotional that start is.

Speaker 15 When we watched Up for the First Time in my house, my kids were of an age where they're going to be into it. Blockbuster was like still open.
It was still a thing.

Speaker 15 And when we were renting up, like the person behind the red is like, be prepared for the opening of the movie.

Speaker 36 It's really sad.

Speaker 13 Hey, Blockbuster employee, don't do that.

Speaker 40 Spoiler. What a terrible thing to do.

Speaker 6 I love the, dude, I miss the banter with the people that worked at Blockbuster to know-it all.

Speaker 43 Really liked movies.

Speaker 44 Tell Know-It-Alls.

Speaker 41 Yeah, they were know-it-alls.

Speaker 35 When you had the connection with the one person who would tell you when something just got returned, oh my God, that was my guy.

Speaker 15 Well, do you know what the move was at Blockbuster? If it was a really popular movie and, you know, it was never behind the, you know, on the shelf.

Speaker 15 When you walk into Blockbuster, you first go to the front where it has the movies that have been returned, but have not been put back on the shelves yet. That move.

Speaker 28 Number three,

Speaker 35 Dark Knight. Wow, number three.

Speaker 15 That's what I would have number one. Dark Knight opening scene.
I think it's my number one.

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 26 Great job. William Finkner, right?

Speaker 15 Fickner, yeah.

Speaker 40 Is it Fickner? Either way, it's a family last name.

Speaker 27 Number two, saving private Ryan.

Speaker 9 This was really difficult.

Speaker 15 You had dudes walking out of the theater.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, you had dudes carrying in their own arms.

Speaker 44 It was nuts.

Speaker 6 This is an incredible scene to start a movie with, and it was really hard to put that in number two.

Speaker 35 That was the D-Day, like on the beat.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 You open right up with Tom Haynes.

Speaker 15 Apparently very realistic.

Speaker 41 It was incredible.

Speaker 44 And number one, for me, also in that World War II genre, not the kind of action, but gripping, edge of your seat type of dialogue.

Speaker 6 Christoph Waltz, you knew that he would win an Academy Award just based off of this opening scene.

Speaker 27 It's in Glorious Bastards.

Speaker 39 Wow.

Speaker 13 No good fellas.

Speaker 35 I can walk you through that opening scene like almost frame by frame where you got Ray Liotta, you've got Joe Pesci in the back seat, you've got, what's his face?

Speaker 35 Robert De Niro, Robert De Niro in the passenger seat, and they're hearing the bumping.

Speaker 9 His face.

Speaker 7 What's that?

Speaker 35 And they pull the car over, and it's the dude in the trunk.

Speaker 15 Oh, he's not dead yet. And Joe Pesci goes,

Speaker 35 and then it goes to uh ray leoto with the voiceover as far back as i can remember i've always wanted to be a gangster

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