Hour 1: BOOOORDDERRR WAAAARRRRR (feat. Lucy Rohden)

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Speaker 12 God, he's so full of.

Speaker 12 We're here in Ames, Iowa, for El Asico, the Sci-Hawk game.

Speaker 12 Look at me now, so happy, full of joy. I feel like this isn't gonna be me at the end.
I don't have a good feeling about this one. The official name for the game is Sci-Hawk.

Speaker 12 However, they call it El Asico. It's usually an ass football game.

Speaker 17 Iowa is El ass

Speaker 17 football. I hate them every day.

Speaker 18 This is Iowa's Super Bowl right here.

Speaker 4 I mean, this is our Super Bowl. This rivalry is huge.

Speaker 12 It's like Christmas in Iowa. Yesterday was like the 3rd of July.
Today is the 4th of July.

Speaker 12 Are you a Levitar show fan or just a Lucy fan?

Speaker 17 Oh, I'm a Lucy fan, but Levitar is good too.

Speaker 12 Literally, there's only one thing to say. F the hogs.
I don't need to say that. You know, there are children around here.
Your shirt is rude. First and foremost.

Speaker 12 What is the science behind a bird having teeth?

Speaker 12 So a tradition here in Iowa is Casey's breakfast pizza, which is exactly what it sounds like. It's pizza, but breakfast.

Speaker 17 This is well done.

Speaker 19 This is really good.

Speaker 17 Love Casey's. Hate Iowa State.

Speaker 18 So a lot of people think that we are going to lose this game, but I have faith in our Hawkeyes that we're going to...

Speaker 11 Whoops, Matt.

Speaker 17 I just almost choked him on pizza.

Speaker 20 We're going to win this game.

Speaker 12 How do you guys make your friendship work today? It's been a little difficult, I have to say.

Speaker 19 Alcohol.

Speaker 11 Win or lose, we boost.

Speaker 12 This trip to the PsyHawk game was brought to you by Fox One. We live for live streaming right now.
Skronowski bad.

Speaker 19 Pass.

Speaker 18 He had a rough start last game, I'd say, but I think he'll pull it together. I think he'll pull it together.

Speaker 12 He was bad, though. All right, how would you guys describe the Iowa offense? Well, we say defense wins games.
They planned that.

Speaker 18 Defense wins championships. It's all that mattered.
The Hawks got a great run game.

Speaker 11 Shut up.

Speaker 12 No, I like that answer.

Speaker 12 You shut up. That was a good one.
I don't like the reactions we're getting today.

Speaker 17 It's kind of been hard to watch, but we can get back.

Speaker 12 We've been doing it without offense for so long. Like, why start now?

Speaker 17 Correct. Poverty offense.
They might make it like 22 yards and then they're done.

Speaker 21 They're just gassed.

Speaker 20 Learning how to get up and take a piss for the offensive side instead of just commercials has kind of been kind of been a weird thing to get used to.

Speaker 12 All right, can you say something nice about Iowa State?

Speaker 12 Can you say something nice about Iowa State?

Speaker 19 Um

Speaker 20 this bridge is okay.

Speaker 12 It's a nice bridge. How would you describe this Iowa State rivalry?

Speaker 17 It's just like there's a little so it's like pulling on your pant leg and you just want to smack them because they want to be you. It's like, just leave me alone.

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Speaker 17 I didn't.

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Speaker 19 Go away.

Speaker 12 Get this camera out of my face. Okay, Iowa lost.
Yeah, turns out they're kind of bad at offense. I don't know who could have seen that one come in.

Speaker 12 Maybe in the future we could send me to less Iowa games.

Speaker 12 I think that would be cool. I think that would be awesome.
I think that would be super rock and roll.

Speaker 12 No comments on the rest of the stuff.

Speaker 12 I am so sorry. The Iowa State band is so annoying.
We get it. You want.
I'm not even mad about that. I'm sure they're lovely kids.

Speaker 10 Zip it.

Speaker 12 Why do you need so many tubas? You don't need that. Nobody needs that many tubas.

Speaker 17 Oh, God.

Speaker 12 I gotta get out of here.

Speaker 17 For real, Zeus.

Speaker 2 Excellent, excellent use of generic music there.

Speaker 2 Welcome back to one of my favorite sports media personalities, Iowa, as I like to call her.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry this is delayed, but

Speaker 11 minor penalty, two minutes for verbal diarrhea.

Speaker 17 You're going out, right?

Speaker 19 So, Tony, no, but you're going to leave Tyler Murray.

Speaker 17 Tyler Murray is not exciting.

Speaker 2 I'm done with exciting Tyler Murray.

Speaker 17 Like, dude, Kyler Murray, okay.

Speaker 10 You lack vision, Dwayne. That's the issue.

Speaker 25 You lack vision with quarterback.

Speaker 4 If you're mad that I have it, you're kicking me out because I have vision. That's okay.
I don't understand being the guy that's like Daniel Jones, yes.

Speaker 26 Trevor Lawrence, yes. Brock Purdy, yes.

Speaker 27 Kyler Murray, no.

Speaker 23 Now you get it.

Speaker 2 All right, get out of here. Put it on the poll at Lebatard Show.
Do you love breakfast pizza?

Speaker 28 You like Davis Mills, too.

Speaker 23 I liked them. Out of here.

Speaker 2 You did like Davis Mills.

Speaker 10 Get out of here. You were a Davis Mills guy.
Get out of here.

Speaker 2 Look, I heard you. I heard you in the other room say, Rattler made a couple of throws.
Listen to me, Tony. Listen to me.
Good.

Speaker 22 F ⁇ off.

Speaker 2 Your quarterback analysis stinks. Stinks, and it's stunk since you got here.
And somebody has to say it. Lucy, thank you for being on with us.

Speaker 2 I believe that the field goal kick by McAfee before a game for thousands of dollars is the best sports invention I have seen in a long time for sports television. Can you guys give me some nominees?

Speaker 2 Because that wasn't even the best kick this weekend.

Speaker 2 But as an idea, giving people tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars if they can make a field goal is an excellent, excellent sports television idea.

Speaker 2 And I want you guys to give me some other recent inventions that are as good as this. this one uh zads uh tell me and tell lucy what it is that happened in this missouri game oh my God.

Speaker 30 I mean, Lucy, you saw this, right?

Speaker 31 So Missouri, Kansas, I don't know if you know this, Dan.

Speaker 10 Missouri, Kansas, that's border war, all right?

Speaker 31 It goes back to the Civil War. That's how serious they take this, all right? And you had a fan, a Missouri fan, who was able to line up and kick a field goal from like 30 yards out or something.

Speaker 31 If he makes it, he gets $25,000. You know what this kid does? He turns in the direction of the KU sideline.
He kicks the football at them. He says, I don't need your money, Lucy.

Speaker 31 And he kicks the football at the KU sideline.

Speaker 29 Lucy, that's border war.

Speaker 12 So, first, I want to specify: not a kid. He's a grown man with children.
He is like a full adult.

Speaker 12 He was offered this the night before, wasn't going to this game, so rearranged his whole plans. He also has a prosthetic leg.

Speaker 12 So he was like, I know that I'm not going to be able to make this field goal. Screw this $25,000.
I hate Kansas so much. I want to kick the ball at the border war.

Speaker 10 Terrible kick, though.

Speaker 34 It barely made it over to the sideline.

Speaker 12 Well, then it was a good move because he definitely wasn't going to make that 45-yarder. So it was like, okay, I might as well just make it.

Speaker 2 You guys are kind of skipping over the idea that the guy who won this contest has a prosthetic leg.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's got to be a disqualifier, doesn't it? Give it to somebody who doesn't have a prosthetic leg.

Speaker 12 I don't think it's his kicking leg.

Speaker 10 Well,

Speaker 10 it seemed to be his right leg.

Speaker 2 You You guys are going to tell me that the left leg that he kicked at that bench, that that's his kicking leg?

Speaker 6 The holder seems to be holding it like he's a righty kicker.

Speaker 23 So I think that.

Speaker 32 No, but maybe the holder was tipped off that he's going to kick it at the side.

Speaker 34 But the laces are out towards the field goal, not towards the side.

Speaker 2 So he pulls up his shirt and it just says FKU on jiggly pink flab of border war.

Speaker 19 Not that jiggly.

Speaker 10 Moderate jiggly.

Speaker 35 It's the border war.

Speaker 2 That is funny.

Speaker 36 That's jiggly. Everything's jiggly.

Speaker 4 That's jiggly. Dan needs a marriage.

Speaker 12 That's my sport. I love it.

Speaker 2 The invention better than McAfee's field goal for $300,000, which was.

Speaker 37 Throwing footballs into a Dr. Pepper thing.

Speaker 10 Yes, but only with real motions.

Speaker 38 Yes. Also, the freeze rate.

Speaker 39 Like a chess pass in basketball.

Speaker 7 And one weekend, I missed the mascot head.

Speaker 38 That was so good.

Speaker 2 Lucy, I was telling Mike all of last year that

Speaker 2 Oklahoma state of mike gundy uh was an apocalyptic disaster of a football team that i just couldn't believe how bad they were and they're worse this year uh explain to me what like that guy can't keep his job much longer can he No, I mean, he's already resorted to like paying the school back.

Speaker 12 So he gave money back last year to, you know, put into Oklahoma State's NIL fund or their athletic fund, whatever.

Speaker 12 I think like Mike Gundy just really doesn't care anymore because Dan Lanning is like notably petty, where you saw that like a few years ago when it like Deion in Colorado was this like really, really big sensation and Dan went out and gave this like big speech or whatever and then Oregon beat the crap out of Colorado.

Speaker 12 Mike Gundy decided to start his press conference off this week by like shitting all over Oregon, being like, I can't believe they'd spend that much money on players, which is like kind of crazy to say.

Speaker 12 Then he lifted his shirt up weirdly. It was unrelated, but he did lift his shirt up during the presser, which we still are kind of confused by.

Speaker 12 And so obviously Dan Lanning was like, I heard the comments. I took it seriously.
And then we saw that they won by 60 plus points. And it could have been worse.
It very much could have been worse.

Speaker 12 That it's going to be a long year. Oklahoma State did lose their quarterback.
So like, I'll give them a little benefit of the doubt there, but they were going to be terrible anyways.

Speaker 12 I don't see him keeping his job. And I honestly don't see him taking another job after this.
It's just, it's very bad times in Silwater.

Speaker 2 I will forever remember him, not for any game that he has won. This is a rare thing, right? This guy's been coaching for 15 years, and I still remember, maybe longer.

Speaker 2 All I remember is that he was for when he was 40 years old because of the viral clip I'm a man I'm 40.

Speaker 30 Now he's a man he's 58.

Speaker 12 It's 18.

Speaker 12 Here's

Speaker 12 about that speech. It's a great speech, but I think people forget my favorite part.
He's like talking about this paper. So he's got, I've got this article here who was brought to me by a mother.

Speaker 16 Garbage.

Speaker 12 No, he said a mother of children.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 12 That's that's what that means.

Speaker 2 It is what it means. The weekend's big events I thought were limited to, you tell me if I have this wrong, Oklahoma and Florida.

Speaker 2 Those were the college football big events of the weekend, no matter who else was playing.

Speaker 40 Let's start with Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 What were your thoughts about

Speaker 2 them having a better team than they've had the last three or four years when their defense has been good, but their offense has been terrible?

Speaker 12 Yeah, I mean, I thought John Matier lived up to what he was advertised as. Obviously, he can be a little crazy sometimes, but that was a good offense.

Speaker 12 My concern with Oklahoma is Jay Knott's not healthy, and Jay Knott was really fun when he's at Cal, but I'm nervous that that offense is going to be one-dimensional.

Speaker 12 But the Ben Arbuckle hire, bringing John Matero over with him, I feel like Oklahoma is in such a great spot right now, except for at this moment, I believe every single one of Oklahoma's remaining SEC opponents is ranked.

Speaker 12 So they have a unbelievably brutal schedule, but to go up against that Michigan defense the way they did and pretty much control that game, I thought was really impressive.

Speaker 12 And I think Red River just got a whole lot more interesting because Texas, Arch Manning, obviously looked much, much better this weekend against a very inferior opponent.

Speaker 12 But I think the SEC is a lot more open than we previously thought. And you can almost take Florida out of that equation if you want to, because wow, not fun.
Tough.

Speaker 2 I want to talk about Billy Napier and how much trouble that he's in. But can we for a moment, and maybe I have this wrong, I don't know, it's only been two weeks, but can South Florida be good?

Speaker 2 Is South Florida allowed to be good? Billy Napier lost at home, but it seemed to me that a defense that I was watching in South Florida had an awful lot of athletes on it.

Speaker 12 Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, South Florida's defense that first game against Boise State forced a ton of turnovers.
That's a very good football team.

Speaker 12 And I'm going to say, I'm disappointed that College Game Day isn't going to Miami, South Florida this week. I think that's a great football game.

Speaker 12 Is this the greatest, most important football game ever played on the CW? We're going to find out. I do think Miami is much better than South Florida, but like that is a very, very good football team.

Speaker 12 So I don't want to take anything away from them. But like when I look at that game, South Florida stuck in it.

Speaker 12 They did everything they needed needed to do billy napier also did everything he could to make sure that florida lost that football game they were completely undisciplined over 100 yards a penalty clock management that i i still don't really understand he's calling plays and he shouldn't be calling plays like that's a he is clearly like just doesn't have a grasp on this and i can't bank on what happened last season happening this year where like okay things turn around because like dj lagway was just like sort of like a gift from the gods last year and i think he's still dealing with injury issues i didn't think he looks that great against usf So I have a feeling that Billy Napier probably is going to make it through the season just because it is an insanely difficult schedule.

Speaker 12 They have LSU next and then Miami after that.

Speaker 10 Zaszlo says no. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Lucy, Zaszlo's shaking his head no at you.

Speaker 31 Lucy, I don't know. I mean, Florida's at LSU this weekend, then at Miami, then hosting Texas.
If they're sitting at one and four, Napier's not getting to that Texas A ⁇ M game.

Speaker 12 My only reason why I push back on that is because they had the exact same opportunity to do this last year, where they were also last year, the boosters had come together early in the season and said, we have the money race.

Speaker 12 We're prepared to pay his buyout right now. And they didn't do it.

Speaker 12 And I think it depends on really how DJ Lagway plays, because I felt like that's what saved Napier's job is like, we really wanted to keep DJ here.

Speaker 12 Like, we really feel like he is the future of this team. If he plays well, even if Florida loses, I think they'll keep him throughout the season.

Speaker 12 And I also think it's like, hey, do we have the guy we want, Kafkaf, Lane Giffen?

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Speaker 12 I just texted my best friend Hannah and asked her who she thinks is going to win tonight. And she has never watched a hockey game this entire season.

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Speaker 31 I mean, look, speaking of Florida, they're in LSU this weekend. Is it possible LSU's not as good as we thought?

Speaker 29 I mean, Clemson struggled a little bit against Troy.

Speaker 12 Yeah, so LSU also didn't, like, blow out their group of five opponent this weekend.

Speaker 12 I think LSU is very good, and I think what I feel good about LSU with is that even though, yes, Clemson did struggle against Troy, I want to put for the like quick asides for Clemson and Georgia, those rain delays do mess things up.

Speaker 12 And that happened in both of those games.

Speaker 12 I'm a little more nervous about Clemson than I am Georgia right now, but like LSU's defense was so good in that game, and and that has been the issue with LSU the last few years.

Speaker 12 And so I've seen them make the improvements there. And as long as you have Garrett Nussmeier, you're going to be in every possible game.
So I do think LSU is very, very good.

Speaker 12 And I think Florida, like I still foresee them winning some games this season.

Speaker 12 Like I don't think it's a lost cause, even though the most winnable game on their schedule is Mississippi State, who actually looks pretty decent this weekend.

Speaker 12 So things are a little up in the air, but I just don't see them firing Billy Napier right now if they didn't do that last year.

Speaker 42 Is this year that the college football playoff lives up to the hope and expectation that it feels pretty wide open here, Lucy?

Speaker 4 It feels like we're going to get some real good games come January. I don't see a team yet that has set itself apart.

Speaker 27 Part of that is because Texas played Ohio State, and it's hard to gauge what that game will mean in the grand scheme of things, but there aren't a lot of elite teams.

Speaker 42 This is anybody's year, it feels.

Speaker 12 No, it 100% feels like that because you still feel like, obviously, Ohio State, you know, huge win this weekend, like 70 plus points on the board. You have to feel pretty good about that.

Speaker 12 It feels so wide open because the SEC feels so wide open where like you really don't have Alabama, you're like, I don't even know if you're a good football team.

Speaker 12 Georgia, you have questions about their offensive line. Like there's Florida, you don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 12 It's such a like, it's really exciting because like you open up the door for so many contenders and especially to be at week three and already feel like, okay, we have a really good group of five candidate for this playoff already.

Speaker 12 It's really, really exciting. I think they're going to be a good, it's going to be a perfect playoff.

Speaker 2 We're going to let you go on this note, but because we were talking about Mike Gundy, it's worth reliving. It's less than a minute, and it is the signature move of an 18-year career.

Speaker 2 He never got better than he was right here with the flowing feathered hair, talking about that mama who has children.

Speaker 46 If you want to go after an athlete, one of my athletes, you go after one that doesn't do the right things.

Speaker 46 You don't downgrade him because he does everything right and may not play as well on Saturday. And you let us make that decision.
That's why I don't read the newspaper. Because it's garbage.

Speaker 46 And the editor that let it come out is garbage.

Speaker 46 Attacking an amateur athlete for doing everything right.

Speaker 46 And then you want to write articles about guys that don't do things right and downgrade them the ones that do make plays. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today?

Speaker 46 Come after me.

Speaker 46 I'm a man. I'm 40.

Speaker 2 Excellent lip sync you did that. I didn't really know.

Speaker 12 I know most of the words.

Speaker 2 Lucy, you've got the whole thing memorized.

Speaker 16 It's really good.

Speaker 12 Not the whole thing, only like bits and pieces, but I do have a good chunk of it memorized. I got really bored one day, so I just learned the whole thing.

Speaker 27 Dude, do you know we need more dogs?

Speaker 2 Do you have any kind of rant that you imagine is being better than Mike Gundy's rant in the history of college football rants? Because for one to endure for 18 years, Mike's got it right.

Speaker 2 That coach at, is it Charleston Southern?

Speaker 27 It just came up on the anniversary.

Speaker 11 He ran for Congress, I think.

Speaker 10 Cats in the house. Cats in the house.

Speaker 2 We'll get that.

Speaker 2 We're not going to do better. Is that one better? If we put them off, if we paired them, if we went, yes, Tony, you're saying.

Speaker 23 Yeah, we need more dogs.

Speaker 2 But wait a minute. You're saying, you're saying, right in front of me, you're alleging that the Charleston Southern coach's rant is better than Mike Gundy's rant.

Speaker 10 Maybe Coastal Carolina.

Speaker 27 Put some respect on that. Yeah, Coastal.

Speaker 24 But the thing is, Gundy's rant is great at the last second, right? Like it's, it's, I'm a man, I'm 40, come after me. When we had

Speaker 24 totality of the Coastal Carolina coach, we're talking about dogs and cats inside the house.

Speaker 23 That's great.

Speaker 2 All right. We'll see when Chris Cody can get that for us with Impeccable Comedic

Speaker 2 so that we can actually play that for you.

Speaker 12 Mike Leach has some good ones too.

Speaker 12 Weddings, pretty little girlfriends.

Speaker 2 Oh, but Mike Leach has some wide, those are wandering strolls through Crazyland. Like that's just, that's that.
I know what that is. We loved calling him on his bike in Key West and getting them.

Speaker 2 Like we did that in the pandemic a bunch.

Speaker 2 So I know what that is, but that's not Mike Gundy and Coastal Carolina famous because who's bronze medalist on this list? We're talking about 20 years of coaches melting down in press conferences.

Speaker 2 Let's get the Coastal Carolina coach and pin him here against Mike Gundy.

Speaker 47 12 cats live across the road. Our door's open.
The screen's broke. So you can come in through the screen, but you can't get back out of it.
I turn and look, there's a little kitty cat in our kitchen.

Speaker 2 So I say, what are you doing in here, little kitty cat?

Speaker 47 By that time,

Speaker 47 the cat turns, tries to get back out. That screen won't go that way.
Cat starts going, meow,

Speaker 47 all crazy. So I told our players, I try to let it out the front door.
Meow, the cat's still going crazy in there.

Speaker 45 And I told our players, you need to be more like a dog.

Speaker 47 We don't need a bunch of cats in here. Meow, looking in the mirror.
Do I look good? I got my extra bands on. I got my other shoes.

Speaker 26 Be a dog.

Speaker 2 We don't need no meows.

Speaker 47 We don't need no cats.

Speaker 2 We need more dogs. He's cheating with his ass.

Speaker 10 Societal point, too, though.

Speaker 23 Like, don't worry about the mirror.

Speaker 36 Don't worry about extra bands.

Speaker 32 Don't worry about all this stuff that you have on.

Speaker 29 Don't play football thing.

Speaker 2 You think he made more of a societal point than old OAN Gundy there who hates the media?

Speaker 26 Be a dog.

Speaker 12 Can I do a quick Gundy tidbit? That was Justin Bieber's ringtone for a while, was the I'm a man, I'm 40.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 12 Yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 35 What?

Speaker 2 It's ringtone?

Speaker 23 I'm a man.

Speaker 12 It was. It's 40.
He was doing some radio interview and like his phone rang and they were like, what is that?

Speaker 2 Put it on the poll at Lebetard show. Does it make sense to you that Justin Bieber's ringtone was once Mike Gundy's I'm a 40 rant?

Speaker 35 Be it all.

Speaker 2 Put them against each other. Pair them against each other.
That's a hell of a tournament. You know what I wouldn't mind doing?

Speaker 2 Old-time leadership meltdowns.

Speaker 30 Brian Kelly pounding the desk after the season opening loss last year is pretty good.

Speaker 24 The thing is, you can't see the shade of red he is on the sound, right?

Speaker 23 You can hear the pounding of the desk.

Speaker 24 You can hear him talking, but you can't see the red.

Speaker 2 He's always that nuclear shade of, I've been on the yacht too long, red.

Speaker 49 I I have one from Pro Sports. Four picks against Grossman in two fumbles.
What did you see about the Bears? We shut them down that way.

Speaker 21 No, you know, I mean, we just,

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Speaker 16 They're what we thought they were.

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Speaker 51 We played them in the third game.

Speaker 2 Everybody played three quarters.

Speaker 22 The Bears are who we thought they were.

Speaker 51 That's why we took the damn field. Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their ass.

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Speaker 34 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 12 He seems like a not-nice guy, and he's always been a not-nice guy. I don't care for him, and I hope he has the day he deserves.

Speaker 34 Stugats.

Speaker 10 I hope

Speaker 2 he has the day he deserves.

Speaker 12 That's how I get people when they're really mean to me. I'm not like, go F yourself.
I'm like, I hope you have the day you deserve.

Speaker 10 It's a great sign.

Speaker 11 It's a great kind.

Speaker 11 Yes.

Speaker 24 It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out.

Speaker 12 That's a less southern, bless your heart.

Speaker 34 This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 2 I was hoping for exactly that football game from Caleb Williams. Like, you can see the growth, you can see the help.

Speaker 2 I have some confusion, right, about how to do this when it comes to quarterback measurements. As, for example, let's make it Jared Goff.
He's had five offensive coordinators in his career.

Speaker 2 And when it's not Sean

Speaker 2 McVay or Ben Johnson, he's 0-19 and 1.

Speaker 2 He is not necessarily a system quarterback, but there's something happening there that makes him look Jared Goff like only Peyton Manning and Tom Brady and being able to win 13 games in two different places when none of us would select Jared Goff as our quarterback of our football.

Speaker 38 He's made it to a Super Bowl.

Speaker 11 He's been a really good quarterback for that franchise.

Speaker 10 I think that they're allowed a week. Also,

Speaker 47 it's not, we're not talking about Brock Purdy here.

Speaker 29 He was the number one overall pick, Jared Goff.

Speaker 31 Like, he was expected coming into the league to be a very

Speaker 2 at California. He was one of the best quarterbacks I've seen in college.
Like, he was viewed as it was Josh Rosen-ish.

Speaker 36 Right. His record wasn't very good, but, like, people projected, and he came up and got even got off to a bad start with Jeff Fisher, and then his career was reshaped.

Speaker 38 I think, if anything, you've laid out the argument that he's coachable and that he can prove if the coaching around him improves. I think Detroit deserves at least some grace.

Speaker 32 Yeah, maybe Green Bay is as good as everyone is saying that.

Speaker 7 There was one talking point from last night's game that we didn't hit, and maybe it's overanalyzing, but Ben Johnson's decision to not kick the on-side kick and outsmart himself by playing the odds because there were two minutes and two seconds.

Speaker 42 He played himself? He absolutely played himself.

Speaker 4 So the way that his mind was working was like, the odds are higher that...

Speaker 7 My kicker can kick the ball out of bounds and I can save this two-minute warning than it is for me to recover the on-side kick.

Speaker 44 Now, in a vacuum, I get that, but that's not what we're playing.

Speaker 16 We're trying to ultimately get the ball back.

Speaker 44 And baked into the whole concept of getting an on-side kick is the chance you get the friggin' ball back.

Speaker 30 Worst decision, that, or Harbach punting it away at the end of the game.

Speaker 16 I think he outsmarted himself.

Speaker 32 This was really bad. He played himself? I think he played himself.

Speaker 32 He played himself.

Speaker 15 He played himself because also you could stop the team if they recover the on-side kick like they did.

Speaker 4 I don't understand what Ben Johnson was doing there.

Speaker 45 That game.

Speaker 15 Maybe it's a bust.

Speaker 39 The last two NFL football games that we have seen have been just really confusing because the Bears were in total control of that football game.

Speaker 14 Not unlike the Ravens were in total control of the football game.

Speaker 3 The Ravens admittedly did it more spectacularly, but

Speaker 15 after that pick six, this one's over.

Speaker 33 JJ McCarthy hasn't shown you anything.

Speaker 28 That was as surprise a result, even more surprising than the Buffalo one, because I did not know JJ McCarthy was capable of doing that.

Speaker 2 Have you guys considered this? Because it is something I think about as I see Patrick Mahomes shrivel into, I'm going to throw the ball not downfield at all.

Speaker 2 And I see just in general throughout that league, a lot of teams are trying to win with their quarterback going 12 for 18 for 160 yards.

Speaker 2 And I want to just ask you if it's possible, when you see some of these great things at the end of games, that there are so many restrictions and rigidities and how careful everybody's being about protect the football.

Speaker 2 Do not throw interceptions.

Speaker 2 The thing that's going to cost games when we're all trying to slice up all these small, small margins that always have us saying that coaching decision cost that game at the end of the game as if nothing happened before it.

Speaker 2 That one thing is the reason I lost the game. Is it possible at all that these guys are so militaristic in their disciplines about the rigidities and don't turn the ball over that

Speaker 2 Josh Allen being a thoroughbred at the end of the game, just running all over the field is when he's let loose on, oh, I don't have to worry anymore about don't be reckless with the football and throw it out here in the flat.

Speaker 2 I got to beat Baltimore now. I'm the best person on the field as an athlete.
Watch this.

Speaker 2 And now I'm loose and I don't have to worry about all this bullshit anymore about everyone in the league wants to be Aaron Rodgers throwing four interceptions a year at quarterback.

Speaker 42 I do think that there's an evolution, especially with a player like that, which is that you got to ride that horse.

Speaker 27 But also on your Mahomes take, I think you got to cool it on that.

Speaker 7 He had the ninth best yards per attempt in the league. His deep threat got injured on the very first play.

Speaker 42 Rashi Rice is suspended. He did take deep shots to Hollywood Brown, which is a mixed bag.

Speaker 4 I think if Xavier Worthy is reportedly, he's going to tough out this injury and play with a shoulder brace.

Speaker 45 Like, he's got to have the weapons, the downfield threats to do it.

Speaker 36 And he's not, he doesn't have the full complete arsenal.

Speaker 2 I'm not, you're saying I've got to lay off of Patrick Mahomes. I'm not the ringer saying, are the Chiefs cooked? I'm simply saying this is a stat that's a fact.

Speaker 2 He's 39-11 since Tyreek Hill left, but also yards per attempt down the field. Only Daniel Jones throws it less far at 6.5 yards a pound.

Speaker 38 I understand, but they reshaped the offense over the course of this offseason.

Speaker 27 And a big part of that was the ascension of Xavier Worthy, who's really fast, who came on late, who reshaped their offense as they made that run to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 14 I think it's pretty important that Xavier Worthy got hurt that early.

Speaker 24 He's also a prisoner of his own design, right?

Speaker 24 Like before Patrick Mahomes was throwing the ball over the place, they were like, all right, let's just set two safeties back and he's not going to be able to take the top off the defense.

Speaker 24 And at that point, that's when kind of the entire NFL changed.

Speaker 24 You don't see these massive throwing games and years anymore because the fact that they're just sitting too high safeties and it's like, all right, you're going to go throw deep?

Speaker 36 Perfect. Here we are.

Speaker 30 When the Chiefs fall to 0-2 this weekend, because they will, they're playing Philadelphia. When the Chiefs fall to 0-2 this weekend, well, I mean,

Speaker 31 everybody knows I do big game, not big game on Sazzle.

Speaker 30 I'll show 2.0 on Friday. So don't ask me that right now.
I got time to think still. If the Chiefs lose this weekend, they fought 0-2,

Speaker 30 we're then going to start having serious conversations about them trading for Tyree Kill, right?

Speaker 2 Oh, we're already there. No, no, no.
There's already chatter all over the place. Steelers, Chiefs in on Tyree Hill.
Mike Florio's banging this drum. We are already there.
Know that

Speaker 2 the first week of the Miami Dolphins was apocalyptic enough. And the first week of the Chiefs and Steelers looking that way.

Speaker 2 Everyone listening to this says, ooh, Tyreek Hill with those quarterbacks, of course, that makes sense. That would be Pittsburgh being all in on top of all in, on top of all in on this year.

Speaker 2 And Kansas City needs exactly that. Like that,

Speaker 47 that's perfect for Kansas City.

Speaker 42 Especially if Xavier Worthy can't tough it out because it was one of those boring.

Speaker 28 Did they play with a brace this weekend?

Speaker 10 I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 They're still trying to evaluate whether or not he gets his surgery. A lot of great games on this slate.

Speaker 7 Primetime Slate Week One delivered.

Speaker 3 Every primetime game was a banger.

Speaker 28 Did you watch?

Speaker 29 We got two Monday Night Football games next week.

Speaker 32 I love the Monday.

Speaker 10 Let me go through the primetime slate.

Speaker 10 Prime Time Slate.

Speaker 6 Thursday, we got Commanders at Packers.

Speaker 10 Okay. All right.
Sunday night football, real interesting game.

Speaker 14 Falcons, Vikings. Wow.

Speaker 34 Monday night football, double header.

Speaker 45 Yes.

Speaker 27 We We got Baker and the Bucs going into Houston.

Speaker 32 Is CJ Stroud any good?

Speaker 10 We'll find out. I don't know.

Speaker 36 This is a make-or-break game.

Speaker 2 We're going to find out in a make-or-break game that CJ Stroud.

Speaker 32 You got that double header.

Speaker 15 You got Chargers at Raiders, Zaz.

Speaker 6 But as you mentioned, big-time game for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 23 Super Bowl rematch. Afternoon window.

Speaker 32 I want tickets to that game.

Speaker 45 You want tickets to that game?

Speaker 31 Well, I mean, you can't get tickets to that game because that game sold out.

Speaker 36 There's only one option that you have.

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Speaker 2 You just said on a Tuesday in week two, you said it, I heard you, everybody heard you.

Speaker 2 You said this is a make-or-break game to find out if C.J. Stroud is good this week.
You said I'm going to find out this week, and you're a liar. I'm not going to find that out this week.

Speaker 2 I know he's good already. I know the pressure up the middle has undone him for several years.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to find out shit this weekend because next week and the week after that, I'm also going to think C.J. Stroud is good, and I'm not going to understand his regression.

Speaker 26 We've seen that happen with quarterbacks before.

Speaker 29 I don't know if he's good.

Speaker 27 We've seen one-year wonders before. I don't know.

Speaker 32 Nine points this weekend against the Rams?

Speaker 10 That was bad.

Speaker 23 They're ram tough.

Speaker 2 They're ram tough.

Speaker 10 You know they're ram tough.

Speaker 10 No, no, not your tough.

Speaker 23 Not your tough.

Speaker 2 They can beat every team that way. Every team.
They could have won the Super Bowl. They could have done that to Philadelphia last year, and you all know it.

Speaker 28 Is Houston Center still out injured?

Speaker 27 I know he got hurt in that game.

Speaker 36 That's real bad that Carter surrenders pressure up the middle.

Speaker 29 That's bad.

Speaker 45 That is bad. I don't like that injury.

Speaker 2 That's a bad injury, and they did cart him off.

Speaker 20 I thought for a second their center's name was Houston Center when you said that.

Speaker 2 Put it on the poll.

Speaker 23 Should Houston Center's name be Houston Center? That's the perfect name for a center.

Speaker 10 It is. I know ball.

Speaker 36 I know ball.

Speaker 38 When the Houston Center gets carted off the field, that's not good.

Speaker 4 I'm not like, I know that guy's name.

Speaker 38 I'm not going to try to fool you here.

Speaker 27 Do you know it, Dan? I know what it is.

Speaker 2 I don't. What I know is he's number 50 and he's super round.

Speaker 10 He is very round.

Speaker 11 And I know that it's carted off the field.

Speaker 23 You know what?

Speaker 2 You're correct. I will grant you that.
Most centers are. This one was extra round in a synod of form.

Speaker 40 Super round.

Speaker 2 In fact, I was looking at it as he was carted off the field, and I'm like, oh, no, that's bad for determining whether C.J. Stroud is good or not.

Speaker 2 And because pressure up the middle, it seems like it would be hard for anybody to handle in that sport when

Speaker 2 spitting Jalen Carter is running up the middle. It seems like it would be hard to play the position that way.

Speaker 36 How about you roll outside?

Speaker 10 No, you're right. I'm sick of hearing pressure up the middle.

Speaker 23 You're correct.

Speaker 10 I'm sick of hearing that.

Speaker 23 Roll outside.

Speaker 2 Again, though, fat number 50. Andrews is name.
Who was rolly-poly. I was thinking to myself as he ran off the field, jiggling a little in the midsection.

Speaker 2 I'm like, that guy doesn't want to eat that way.

Speaker 2 He wants to be fitter, but he has to be this size because Jalen Carter's over there and he's spitting.

Speaker 52 Dan, I'm being told we've located the video of Justin Bieber having Mike Gundy as his ringtoe.

Speaker 2 This is stunning to me.

Speaker 12 Like, I went budge jumping, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 I'm a man!

Speaker 38 I'm a boy!

Speaker 12 That's my ringtone for everything.

Speaker 10 Oh, it is? Come after me. I'm a man.
I'm a 40.

Speaker 10 He loves it.

Speaker 32 It's a good ringtone.

Speaker 29 He's a good sports fan.

Speaker 11 Knows ball.

Speaker 2 Can you find for me? Because some people were saying

Speaker 2 that Lucy Rodine can do that whole speech and has done it before.

Speaker 2 Like, there are several videos on the internet of she's able to do from memory the entirety of the Mike Gundy speech because I don't think it's been taught by Coastal Carolina or anybody.

Speaker 2 I think for 18 reigning years, Mike Gundy has made it. So his press conference at 40 is the signature thing about his entire career at Oklahoma State.

Speaker 35 I mean the mullet.

Speaker 10 You want to fest a bowl?

Speaker 6 Has Sabin had any good ones?

Speaker 2 I feel like there's been some good Sabin. Gundy's won 10 games in a season.
This is not to indict, although I like to indict this person. This is not to indict that he has won big games there.

Speaker 2 I don't remember any of them. But yet his most signature moment is losing his mind 18 years ago in a press conference.

Speaker 26 Sabin had the sideline interview.

Speaker 45 I'm not doing it, so quit asking.

Speaker 43 Rat poison, another good one.

Speaker 2 Again, all pale in comparison.

Speaker 2 We're talking.

Speaker 23 Stop asking.

Speaker 10 Decent Saban. I don't know where that came from.

Speaker 11 Was it quit asking?

Speaker 39 Quit asking. So quit asking.

Speaker 35 I'm not doing it.

Speaker 45 So quit asking.

Speaker 29 I don't know what you want me to say. I'm not going to be the Alabama coach.

Speaker 2 You know good and well they're ram tough.

Speaker 27 They're ram tough, man.

Speaker 4 It's a towing capacity.

Speaker 11 They are tough. They're a tough team.

Speaker 48 Ford Cristobal.

Speaker 2 Matthew Stafford is one of the toughest human beings to ever play sports.

Speaker 2 He never gets hurt, or I should say he does get hurt, and it doesn't matter because he's because he's still out there.

Speaker 34 The important part, though, always hurt, but always hurt, but always ramped up.

Speaker 2 Always ramped up. Always.

Speaker 2 The Rams beating Houston and you guys asking, is C.J. Stroud good? Because

Speaker 2 Jake Landman comes in and is just throwing haymakers in the secondary.

Speaker 2 do you realize I don't believe there was a better feeling in the sport,

Speaker 2 not a one this weekend, than in the open field, sizing up a running back with a punch and then just doing no interest in making the tackle. This is not a tackle.

Speaker 2 This is a felonious act in the real world, in the wild. This is a felony to do this to another human being.
And he just lands right on the ball and nukes C.J. Stroud, nukes Houston's first game.

Speaker 2 Houston was going to win that game right there. Right there.
They weren't even going to give the ball back to Ramtuff.

Speaker 2 They were just going to keep the ball the rest of the game, and he punched it out. Tell me who felt better than that.
We said Jalen Ramsey yesterday. Who else are you giving?

Speaker 4 I was lazy, but Josh Allen felt like a G.

Speaker 27 It's all me.

Speaker 45 It's like, I'm the guy.

Speaker 48 Jordan Love.

Speaker 2 A single moment, though, can't feel better.

Speaker 4 I felt bad for Cam Kinchens because he actually won the game and it was erased by a penalty. And then Landman came in and stole the game, too.

Speaker 2 A defensive player never gets to feel quite as good as Jalen Ramsey and Landman felt this weekend. Here's Lucy Rodine doing the Mike Gundy speech from memory in a way that echoes for 18 years.

Speaker 12 Three years ago, I was very bored, and I learned Mike Gundy's I'm a Man, I'm 40 monologue, like just cuz, and someone reshared it. So I want to see if I still got it.

Speaker 10 If anybody has read this article,

Speaker 22 this was brought to me, my mother of children.

Speaker 22 I think this is worth reading. Let me tell you.
Two long parts about this article.

Speaker 22 Three-quarters of this inaccurate

Speaker 38 fiction.

Speaker 22 And

Speaker 22 this article embarrasses me to get involved with athletics.

Speaker 10 All that kid did.

Speaker 22 He goes to the class.

Speaker 53 He's respectful to the media. He's respectful to the public.

Speaker 22 He's a good kid.

Speaker 12 He's not a professional athlete, and he doesn't deserve to be kicked when he's down.

Speaker 53 That's why I go read the newspaper.

Speaker 53 Because it's garbage. And the editor that let it come out is garbage.

Speaker 53 Attacking an amateur athlete for doing everything right.

Speaker 10 And then you want to write articles about guys who don't do things right and downgrade them, the ones that do make fuss.

Speaker 53 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 Where are we at in society today?

Speaker 22 Come after me.

Speaker 22 I'm a man. I'm 40.

Speaker 53 I'm not a kid!

Speaker 53 Write something about me.

Speaker 22 That's all you have to say.

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