The Big Suey: Mike Throws a Knife at Pat Riley (feat. Ros Gold-Onwude)

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Speaker 12 We will get to Roz Gold on Woo Day in a second. She's the host of Good Follow.
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Speaker 12 I think Tony's right. I don't like saying it.
I'm sorry to be saying it, but I do think you throw a hunting knife by the blade. Roz, do you have any opinions on this?

Speaker 12 Do you know how you throw a hunting knife? If you wanted to make sure to embed it in the wall across from you, how would you throw a hunting knife?

Speaker 15 It comes from the stomach. It's a gut thing.

Speaker 12 I need you to elaborate and I need you to explain.

Speaker 16 Excuse me. What do you mean by that?

Speaker 12 You're going with a stabbing?

Speaker 12 You're doing a stabbing.

Speaker 13 I'm doing it straight from the stomach.

Speaker 18 I want to embed it in a wall across from me.

Speaker 12 How do I throw it?

Speaker 19 How do I hold it?

Speaker 11 What's the point for the gambit technique?

Speaker 15 It's like breathing. You know, you got to breathe out of the stomach and it's like most athletic motions come out of the knees, and then, like,

Speaker 13 I'm following that guy,

Speaker 21 it's like breathing, Dan.

Speaker 18 It's like breathing, Raj is right.

Speaker 10 I'm shrinking your life.

Speaker 12 Look, it's not coming from the core, you got to breathe, don't throw a hundred yards.

Speaker 20 The process starts there, you know,

Speaker 15 from the core and the knees. Don't forget to keep your knees bent.

Speaker 23 This is many

Speaker 15 a strength and conditioning coach would tell you that.

Speaker 20 Solid base.

Speaker 12 Check with YouTube, Jeremy, and get back to me.

Speaker 26 Oh, I have.

Speaker 27 I'm a master now. I've watched two YouTube videos, and I know exactly how this is done.

Speaker 20 You want to be Lewis confirmed that Tony's right.

Speaker 27 So according to two masters of the internet on YouTube, you want to be throwing this from the handle. So if you have an actual throwing knife, you want to be throwing from the handle.

Speaker 27 It's balanced in weight. So for every step you take away, that's about one rotation toward where you want to be.
So you get four rotations if you're four steps away from that position.

Speaker 29 What you want to make sure of, Tony, what you want to make sure of is starting to release it.

Speaker 27 When you release it, you want to be just in front of your face, but you don't want to flick your wrist because that could throw everything off. So you just want to release it from right here.

Speaker 27 You just want to release it like right there.

Speaker 8 I'm going to say right there. Jeremy's already flick of the wrist.

Speaker 13 No flick of the wrist.

Speaker 30 No, that's Riley. That's wrong.
That's wrong.

Speaker 31 I'm going to tell you where Jeremy's wrong already. He said throwing knife.

Speaker 13 I don't care about throwing knife.

Speaker 22 No, so you're totally different. So if you're talking about a hunting knife, say you have a kitchen knife or a hunting knife.

Speaker 26 No, it's not.

Speaker 18 Did you watch a balance knife?

Speaker 13 I watched a YouTube video over anything.

Speaker 4 What you want to make sure that you do is you lower your hand on that handle.

Speaker 15 I actually also needed further clarity on what kind of knife it was. Me too.
Yeah.

Speaker 19 It was an issue.

Speaker 28 No butter knife.

Speaker 29 I wasn't clear.

Speaker 33 I don't know the difference between a hunting knife and a throwing knife.

Speaker 12 What is it?

Speaker 13 A magician that pops balloon like someone's knife is the one that you kind of

Speaker 34 any knife becomes a throwing knife once you've thrown it.

Speaker 13 That is an excellent point.

Speaker 18 I send a message when I'm throwing a knife. It's the Rambo knife.

Speaker 34 It's too long. What about throwing stars?

Speaker 3 That's only blades, so you don't really know.

Speaker 16 I mean, there's only one technique there.

Speaker 13 It's like, well, two. Overhand and then.

Speaker 12 No, overhand because the way So when when did we it so they're ninja? Are they called ninja stars?

Speaker 5 No damn apologize.

Speaker 12 I didn't say they were Chinese stars.

Speaker 35 I said they were ninja stars.

Speaker 8 You're right about that.

Speaker 36 They're guardian stars.

Speaker 12 What Roz, I don't understand what happened to your beloved Liberty. They sent you a ring and then immediately started losing in the playoffs and firing coaches.

Speaker 15 Oh my gosh. That's right, guys.
I got a ring. My buddy we had all the ring talk.
Oh, I should show you it. I have it with me.

Speaker 12 But anyway. Let's see it.
Where is it?

Speaker 21 Welcome to the club.

Speaker 12 Yeah, go ahead and get it. We'll wait for you we we've got

Speaker 15 just kidding i don't have it i i think i left it in my home in la where

Speaker 15 um you know i should i have great gratitude to sandy brundello you know she was part of um bringing that championship to new york you know i was so fortunate to get that ring partly in huge part for her efforts Did you guys think it was a short leash, like after just winning the championship?

Speaker 12 Well, was there any indication that this was going to happen? I felt like there was legitimate.

Speaker 14 Well, remember, Don, at the press conference a few days ago, sitting next to the former coach, Breonna Stewart was asked by a reporter, do you think your coach should keep her job?

Speaker 15 Yeah. And Stewie kind of was like, what the F?

Speaker 37 And

Speaker 15 look, first and foremost, respect to Sandy Brandello, gratitude, thank you, flowers.

Speaker 15 She also had a lot of adversity that was outside of her control this season. There were so many injuries to Liberty starters throughout the season.
They barely had practice.

Speaker 15 they barely had continuity so i think like it was surprising and i do think though that if you were looking for reasons why the liberty might have done this um given the amount of talent that they still had throughout the season there were just a lot of a number of games where they had head scratching losses where a lot of games where they had urgency issues effort issues they talked about it the coach talked about it the players talked about it and you saw it happening over and over they got beat down a couple times at bar plays.

Speaker 15 There were significant wins they couldn't come up with.

Speaker 15 And I think, you know, maybe an executive staff is looking at that and thinking, is the team prepared?

Speaker 15 And they're, you know, are they squeezing out as much as they can of the potential of this team given the talent that they have? And you look at some other teams, they've had injuries too.

Speaker 15 They've had lesser rosters and perhaps have had slightly, I'm not even going to say.

Speaker 15 I'm not even going, I think it's fair to say have had more inspiring seasons than the Liberty did. And maybe just they're saying first round exit is not the standard.

Speaker 15 You know, I just, I think it's surprising, but this happens all the time in sports. You might think, good coach, but maybe they're thinking this isn't the coach that takes us to the next level.

Speaker 12 Oh, but I'm not sure it happens all the time. Jeremy, can you please look up for me coaches that have been fired so soon after winning a championship?

Speaker 12 I'm sure there's a list of them, but usually you get more grace if you've won one championship that you're not fired the next postseason.

Speaker 25 That's not a normal thing.

Speaker 15 So I guess to clarify that, it would be that in the NBA, we've seen a number of coaches who could be a season removed if that from coach of the year.

Speaker 15 And, you know, they've been let go or they haven't been renewed.

Speaker 15 But I do think winning the championship the season before in the history of the franchise, in the history of the WNBA, it was the first ever championship.

Speaker 15 You know, it took 28 years to get there. The Liberty had gotten close, but did not get over the hump.
And to get that, you know, and then two years in a row, she made the finals,

Speaker 15 missed the championship the first year, second year, comes back, wins it. This year falls short in the first round.
But, you know, one could say there was a lot of adversity. So

Speaker 15 it was surprising. New York, but what it says is like New York is upping the ante.
You know, that they, it really puts a lot of pressure on them too to get this right.

Speaker 15 But I think that New York Liberty job is a cushy job. They could pick, it could be anybody who comes in there.
I should. should've coach, woman's coach.

Speaker 12 I should make the correction. It's not something I see happen often in America.
It is something that happens internationally in soccer quite a bit. But Jeremy will find for us

Speaker 12 the short leashes that we've ever seen from champions in sport.

Speaker 11 A couple of examples.

Speaker 27 Larry Brown with the Detroit Pistons. They were already fed up with Larry Brown before.

Speaker 14 He was only coaching for two seconds.

Speaker 27 They went to the championship, and then he ended up with the Knicks soon after. You got Mike Budenholzer, who only got two more seasons with the Bucs after winning a championship.

Speaker 27 Obviously, Mike Malone, who we mentioned. And then in college football, Gene Chizwick won a national championship at Auburn.

Speaker 27 And then, after two more seasons, at the end of the second season, they lose 49-0 to Alabama in a bowl game and he's gone.

Speaker 12 So, you guys, though, the examples you gave me were two seasons. Yeah, there's not a lot of people.
You're not talking about months here.

Speaker 12 You're talking about the she wins the championship and months later is fired. It didn't even last a full year after that because they were knocked out in the first round.
That is a bit crazy.

Speaker 12 Becky Hammond says the physicality in the playoffs is out of control. Do you agree with that?

Speaker 15 I said, let them play.

Speaker 23 You know, like, let's get it.

Speaker 15 But it is more physical than usual

Speaker 15 in the WNBA this season. We're hearing that more and more from the players and the coaches.
And I think overall, there's been critique of reffing, like consistency in the WNBA this season.

Speaker 15 And also refs keeping control of games. There's been so many skirmishes.

Speaker 15 Remember that Indiana fever, Connecticut Sun game where the girls, you know, Sophie Cunningham was dragging JC Sheldon down the court?

Speaker 15 Like reffing, more consistent reffing could have you know nipped that in the bud earlier so i just think we're hearing a lot about physicality but more what i'm hearing about is consistency overall um speaking of physical

Speaker 15 it's the phoenix mercury who bring the the pain in these in these uh playoffs and like that's what they did against the link brought the links to come back down 20 and get the win and split the series 1-1 against the top team in the league here by playing like bully ball being physical physical and tough.

Speaker 12 Do I have it wrong when I say that Asia Wilson is obviously, without question, four-time MVP, the best player in the league?

Speaker 12 And you can make an argument, best player in league history when you got four MVPs given the quality of play right now.

Speaker 12 Do I have it wrong when I say, though, there are a lot of people who transcend the sport and get into pop culture more than her? That her excellence does not merit the stardom. She has not gotten the

Speaker 12 she deserves, given how much better she is than everyone else.

Speaker 15 Well, I'll start with the first part of that. I think that's a really good question.

Speaker 15 The first part is Asia's on the way to a resume that will put her as the greatest of all time if you just talk about being decorated.

Speaker 15 You know, this is a four-time MVP, I think like three-time defensive player of the year. She's a multiple-time WNBA champion.
She's a college champion. She's an Olympic gold medalist.

Speaker 15 You know, she's an all-star all these times. Like she's won every award you can really get.
And there's also the eye test. She's wildly dominant.

Speaker 15 You know how you just watch some guys and you're like, nobody can stop this person. Like Asia's impact on both ends,

Speaker 15 her motor, her the way she moves, her skill on top of her athleticism and speed. There's not much like that elsewhere in the WNBA.
Like there's no woman moving like that.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 15 right now, you can argue that she's the best player of this generation for sure right now, given her resume.

Speaker 15 Does her notoriety match that? I think Asia's a star. Like, she's got all the things right now.
You know, she's got her family. She's got her man, Bam Autobio.
She's got her signature sneaker.

Speaker 15 She's got a statue. She's got her candle.
She's got a book. You know, she's out there.
I think I am the target audience. So I'm in an echo chamber.

Speaker 15 I feel like I hear about Asia, but I do think like transcending, she's not as, when you look at the list of biggest social media followings, Asia's not in the top five, I don't believe.

Speaker 15 I know she's in the top 10, um, but oftentimes you'll see like the biggest stars in the world often have the biggest followings.

Speaker 15 Right now, that's being reserved for Angel Reese by far has the biggest social media following of WNBA players. Uh, after that, it's Caitlin Clark, then it's Paige Becker.

Speaker 15 So, it's this new generation of girls. I think Sabrina Yonescu's right there, Skylar Diggins, they're around like 1 million something.

Speaker 15 And your Paige's and your Caitlin's are around like closer to 3 million or 2.5 or 3. And Angel's up around 5 million.

Speaker 15 So, no,

Speaker 15 being the best is not correlating with being the most recognized yet. And, you know, I think there could be more commotion for Asia Wilson.
I really do. I think she's, and I think she's.

Speaker 15 I think she's a star personality on top of being a star.

Speaker 38 No, I think you're right.

Speaker 12 I just am not sure that she goes top.

Speaker 12 If I said to people outside of the WNBA, give me the top five stars in the nba five five names give me five that you love i don't they'd say asia they'd say asia people know asia am i wrong about that guys do you feel like you would be able to say asia wilson's name uh i do but i'm not sure that we've been following her from college the way i mean the fact that you're saying angel reese when angel the the reason for angel reese's fame even though she's great uh is not team success and it's not necessarily individual success it almost it has almost nothing to do with marriage.

Speaker 5 It's polarizing. That's why.

Speaker 23 Yeah, that's that's angel.

Speaker 15 Angel has transcended culture in a way that I don't think any player in the WNBA has.

Speaker 15 Even Caitlin Clark. But I actually just pulled it up.
Boardroom posts a lot of cool lists.

Speaker 15 And they have one of the most followed WNBA players. And it's Angel Reeset, 5.1, Caitlin Clark, 3.6 million.
Paige Beckers, 2.9. Sabrina Yonescu, 1.5.

Speaker 15 Cameron Brink. Cameron Brink, 1.4.

Speaker 15 Then it's Asia Wilson. So she's tied for five at 1.4.
Sophie Cunningham. The best thing that ever happened to her was going to the Indiana Fever.
She skyrocketed to 1.3 million. Haley Van Lith.

Speaker 15 So this is clearly, you know, not about being the best in the world. Haley Van Lith is a rookie who struggled for minutes this year with Chicago, 1.3 million.
Kelsey Plum,

Speaker 15 1.2, and then Skylar Diggins and Jewel Lloyd tied for around 1 million. So that's the top 10 list according to boardroom and popularity of WNBA players.

Speaker 15 But I also think this is part of being a woman. Like, I also think there are so many things that make women dynamic and like can make you interesting or

Speaker 15 command attention or, you know, make you compelling, you know, being a mother, being look at the stud buds. It's certainly not always always about who's the hottest.

Speaker 15 It's also sometimes about who's the coolest, who's the funniest, who's the most intriguing. And like stud buds are skyrocketing in attention.
The two girls with the pink hair, they're doing vogue.

Speaker 15 And I think that's very important because we don't often see two black masculine.

Speaker 15 stud lesbians being centered in pop culture. So that's why the WNBA is so like important.
There's the diversity of women that can shine.

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Speaker 28 For five minutes, I was watching everyone just like, nope, not letting you in, not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say something and I said it.

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Speaker 4 Stugats.

Speaker 28 My buddy was saying, not today.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but you're not today.

Speaker 48 I think that was what he was adding.

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Speaker 33 i'm telling you the response i got from this guy what i said was amazing he got a cheaters never prosper this guy yelled as angry as he could i ain't cheating i think this is the dan lebatar show with these two guys

Speaker 14 Roz, what do we make of what's going on with Angel Reese in Chicago right now? She gets suspended with a few games remaining in the season. She doesn't play the final few games after that.

Speaker 14 I understand she was dealing with an injury too, and the team was, you know, one of the worst teams in the league.

Speaker 14 But she comes out, says a lot of things in that article, a lot of things, which, by the way, she's probably right about.

Speaker 14 But

Speaker 14 she's only been in the league for two years. The team's been terrible both those years.
If an NBA player...

Speaker 14 after two seasons on two terrible teams is talking about possibly having to do what's best for them in their future and maybe asking out at some point, like we'd kind of be greeting that with a sign.

Speaker 12 Suspended for conduct detrimental for things she she said about her team.

Speaker 15 For a half game at that. Dan, in your experience, is a half game expension interesting or unique or weird?

Speaker 12 I don't understand some of the punishments. I don't understand a $200 fine for Caitlin Clark and I don't understand a half game suspension.

Speaker 16 Did she target someone in college?

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 15 The WNBA. Sometimes the WNBA is so funny.
And Caitlin Clark, you know what? She is so funny to me. Not to everybody.

Speaker 15 She's one of those people that I think, like, if you are supporting her team, you might find her funny. If you're on the other team, you might find her annoying.

Speaker 15 But like, you know, her doing, you know, make after the league find her for $200

Speaker 15 for, you know, rallyiness on the bench and for her to post that publicly and almost like scoff, like $200, like, baby, I'm, I'm, I'm a multi-millionaire. I have a $30 million Nike deal.

Speaker 15 I, I have to laugh because I'm like, Caitlin knows who she is. You know, I'm like, Caitlin ain't afraid of this.
Like, Caitlin knows her power. She knows her stick.

Speaker 15 She's, you know,

Speaker 15 I like personalities. I tend to, I like that.
I like everything that that Angel is. I love that Angel is just fabulous, handling her business on and off the court, a mobile.

Speaker 15 I love that Caitlin's, you know, kind of funny, kind of jerky, kind of will stick it to you.

Speaker 15 Like, I'm here for it, you know, but that's why I like the WNBA because there's so many cool stories and personalities, you know? Think about like even the love stories.

Speaker 15 Like, only in the WNBA does your partner get to bring out your MVP award. Like, how cute was that for Asia when Bam did that?

Speaker 15 You know?

Speaker 21 Yep.

Speaker 15 So you didn't even think it was cute?

Speaker 5 I did.

Speaker 12 I was, I, I, I, I said yep a couple of times. You didn't hear me because you were too busy talking about how cute it was.

Speaker 27 Oh, yep, was just, you know, yep.

Speaker 24 Come on, just be excited.

Speaker 4 That's a really cool moment. He was excited.

Speaker 31 We just found out you throw the knife by the blade.

Speaker 33 Yep.

Speaker 12 That was my, that's my enthusiasm. I'm a famously repressed person.

Speaker 27 like that that was that was that was a volcano of emotion from me let's see your form billy i love how we found one internet video where a guy's holding the blade and we're like oh it solved it well no that's cincinnati that's a fan of the show who's out here sending us a video proof in real time here's how you do it you hold it by the blade you throw it you know what i'm convinced i was wrong i thought i was an expert after you did just because he did it that's big of you because is right yeah that's big of you to prove that you're wrong tony go for it so you get you get it here right obviously you have it here what you got to do is you grab it up where it's here

Speaker 14 whoa wow, Dan, you know what's the biggest reason that you throw the blade by the blade and not the handle?

Speaker 14 Aerodynamics.

Speaker 12 I thought it was the weight of the handle allows it to spin in a way because the blade weighs less than the handle. Aerodynamics.
I thought it was physics.

Speaker 21 I didn't think we were stuck so far, though.

Speaker 8 Yeah, there wasn't a lot of good stuff.

Speaker 31 This is a plastic knife, so it's tough to like.

Speaker 20 Do we have any cream cheese?

Speaker 4 When you have it here, you get it ready, right?

Speaker 31 If you're really in a pinch, you can kind of do one of these where you're

Speaker 13 sideways.

Speaker 13 Whoa.

Speaker 24 Oh my god. What pinch am I in?

Speaker 5 All right, this is why am I in a pinch?

Speaker 24 One more, one more here. Wait, why am I in a pinch?

Speaker 22 You're throwing two.

Speaker 5 Stop throwing this.

Speaker 15 Wait, is that a pen?

Speaker 5 Not a plastic knife. It's a plastic knife.

Speaker 13 That's not a knife.

Speaker 32 It's a knife.

Speaker 5 In case you're in a pinch.

Speaker 20 In case you're in a pinch, you got to do a quick.

Speaker 23 Wait, that's a scissor.

Speaker 32 All right, Mike, this is getting too ridiculous.

Speaker 13 Wait a second.

Speaker 23 Wait a second.

Speaker 13 How do you get that?

Speaker 2 I do like the French method, which is more like a...

Speaker 32 You're fencing.

Speaker 13 Have you ever seen Rob Roy?

Speaker 48 My name is Enil Montoya.

Speaker 13 She wasn't French who speaks. She guys look

Speaker 15 very experienced with these knives.

Speaker 13 I don't think people tell me this.

Speaker 17 I don't think she's being sincere.

Speaker 12 She is the host of Good Follow. You can follow, listen, and subscribe to Good Follow on Instagram.

Speaker 17 No, don't do it to Pat. And YouTube

Speaker 12 is a sharp knife at Pat Riley. Do not do that.

Speaker 17 Don't do it. That's just

Speaker 12 that.

Speaker 12 Roz is a big music fan. Mike is our resident music person around here.
What do we feel, Mike, about the Coachella lineup? How are you feeling about that?

Speaker 50 Well, Dan, the Coachella lineup is very confusing to me because, like, if you look, like the small font acts, really good.

Speaker 38 You got the strobes, a nine-inch nails project, disclosure clips, turnstile, interpol, Iggy Pop, David Byrne, Devo, Foster the People, Young Thug. That's an amazing lineup.

Speaker 38 That's like pound for pound, one of the greatest.

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I'm rooting for him. He's got a baby.
I think he's got a baby on the way.

Speaker 23 I'm in on beeps.

Speaker 15 The Justin Bieber headliner. I'm in on Beeps.

Speaker 23 I did like Bieber's last album.

Speaker 26 Weird.

Speaker 20 It's weird with all the other acts that I listed.

Speaker 45 I mean, this is like a turn-of-the-century alt-rock paradise.

Speaker 15 Give Yon.

Speaker 15 Cascade, woo, Major Laser.

Speaker 23 They're absolute legends in the EDM stuff.

Speaker 36 Absolute legends.

Speaker 23 Armin Baburin.

Speaker 15 Absolutely.

Speaker 15 The Sunday time is going to be crazy. And I mean,

Speaker 15 I haven't been able to go as much lately, but for a while there, I went like seven years straight to Coachella with my friends. We used to like get a big old house.

Speaker 15 It was like all the kids out of Stanford. We'd go drive from, we'd drive over or yeah, we'd drive over.
And when we were coming from LA, we would drive over.

Speaker 15 and get a house and just explore new music artists, hang by the pool, throw some knives, do it over the next day, throw some knives. It's a great knife throwing day, you know?

Speaker 15 I love it. But I do think this Coachella lineup is a good bounce back.
Oh, the XX. I just saw that.
Disclosure. Yes.

Speaker 13 Here, Fortnite.

Speaker 12 Roz, good seeing you. Thank you for being with us.
We will talk to you soon. I was very disappointed by your lie about the ring.
I don't know if you've worn it out yet. I don't know where it is.

Speaker 12 I don't know where you're displaying it. I was hoping that you would show Zaz what a real ring looks like.

Speaker 13 You got a

Speaker 23 picture evidence.

Speaker 15 I have picture evidence on Instagram, guys.

Speaker 15 I just had to secure it in my safe in my home.

Speaker 12 It's quite beautiful. Was it a toddler just killed? I saw the reactions in that room of a knife.

Speaker 8 No, it's stuck in Chris's leg now.

Speaker 12 Okay, something bad just happened.

Speaker 14 I threw a knife at Pat Riley.

Speaker 32 Why didn't you guys let me do this? I've never done this.

Speaker 4 It didn't stick though, Daniel. Why did you get it?

Speaker 10 I tried to get it.

Speaker 10 I moved.

Speaker 13 Yeah, you did throw a knife.

Speaker 15 Dan, you are crazy.

Speaker 23 This is a way of doing it.

Speaker 13 Right in the groin.

Speaker 13 Right in the groin.

Speaker 12 Roz, good seeing you. Thank you for being with us.
Things have gotten a bit out of control here. I'm worried that there's...

Speaker 18 Probably hit him in the dick.

Speaker 12 There are so many knives being thrown.

Speaker 12 I think it was a bit pathetic

Speaker 12 to be throwing plastic knives, but I also have great remorse about allowing actual knives to be thrown in the establishment.

Speaker 5 I'm more of a Pat Riley.

Speaker 35 Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on.

Speaker 12 We're doing something. We got to get out of the way.
We're doing something, Billy. We can't.

Speaker 17 Now you're just throwing scissors.

Speaker 2 But give it some.

Speaker 8 Yep. All right.
I told him to give it some

Speaker 8 more.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God.

Speaker 29 What do you do? Throw it by the blade.

Speaker 21 Throw it by the blade.

Speaker 13 Dan, please stop.

Speaker 21 Dan, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 20 There's two marks.

Speaker 41 I don't know why I keep getting them there.

Speaker 2 This is dangerous.

Speaker 12 You can stop doing that at any point. Someone should stop this.

Speaker 5 Yes.

Speaker 5 Someone should stop it.

Speaker 12 You mentioned that.

Speaker 25 Let's stop it right now.

Speaker 12 I don't want to do this anymore.

Speaker 12 I want to get to Ray Hudson. I'd like some people to produce our show, please.
Get toward the microphones. Get toward the places where you can help me do a show.
Stop being children.

Speaker 34 It's the problem because it's Pat Riley because we can make a Richard Gere.

Speaker 12 Please,

Speaker 12 please allow me to

Speaker 12 host the show that isn't monkeys throwing feces the entire time. Thank you.
You guys are so busy with your self-consumption that you didn't even hear Zaszlo's crocodile Dundee impersonation.

Speaker 20 I was pissed because I was going to do that.

Speaker 12 Not a one of mine. Not a one of you heard.

Speaker 5 It was good, right?

Speaker 36 I was pissed off because everyone was asking knives.

Speaker 41 I was going, that's not a noif.

Speaker 51 That's a knife. That's not an IP.
There's a knife.

Speaker 8 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 12 If Daniel Day-Lewis did it, you'd be jerking off all over yourself.

Speaker 8 Oh, come on.

Speaker 45 Yeah, I would be.

Speaker 21 Aggressive description.

Speaker 12 I mean, what is that? I'm just saying.

Speaker 43 No, no, no. I'm just saying what? That's me.

Speaker 8 Daniel Day-Lewis does something.

Speaker 45 I see that photo of Daniel Day-Lewis looking like Lincoln before he's about to start filming Lincoln. And you know what I do?

Speaker 47 I mean, stugats.

Speaker 20 I jerk off all over myself.

Speaker 11 That's what I do.

Speaker 12 Lincoln, who you outed the other day?

Speaker 45 Don't make this a rejoin.

Speaker 49 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 12 Do me the favor of getting for me

Speaker 12 the photo of Bill Belichick on the cover of Us Weekly. I'd like for the people

Speaker 12 I would like for people to see who is the real Jordan Hudson is on the cover here with Bill Belichick.

Speaker 32 Get the hell out of here. Dan, look at the...

Speaker 14 Dan, they lost by three touchdowns this week to a group of five team by three touchdowns.

Speaker 12 Three touchdowns and a field goal they lost.

Speaker 14 And he's on the cover of us

Speaker 32 weekly.

Speaker 14 Is there a bigger hypocrite in sports than Bill Belichick?

Speaker 34 Well, I mean, those photos are from the NFL honors. Who cares? Do you think that he's talking to the publisher about when to put out the article?

Speaker 34 I'm sure whenever they talked to Jordan, it was months ago.

Speaker 14 Who cares? You're telling me if Bill Belichick said to us

Speaker 14 weekly, or Bill Belichick felt like, I don't want to be on the cover of Us Weekly, we just lost by 24 points to a UCF team. I probably shouldn't be on us weekly this week.

Speaker 14 You don't think that that cover is getting pulled? That they're not doing it this week?

Speaker 12 They did not participate with the article and they did not do a photo shoot and you're calling him the biggest hypocrite in sport.

Speaker 14 Because Dan, it's not just in a vacuum. We're not just talking about this.

Speaker 14 Dan, when have you ever seen a player and or a coach while their team is warming up for a game, their girlfriend and or wife is chatting with them on the sideline. Forget that they gave a kiss too.

Speaker 14 I know they didn't make out that was AI. Everybody calm down.

Speaker 32 But

Speaker 14 have you ever seen a player or a coach with his wife on the sideline chatting it up while the team is training?

Speaker 28 I've seen like videos like Nick Saban's daughter is always on social media. I don't think it's that crazy.

Speaker 27 But for what it's worth, I don't know that we really ever would know just because we're not focused.

Speaker 20 The interaction where they're kissing.

Speaker 14 This is a guy who spent his entire tenure with the Patriots not allowing anyone to do anything in the public not football related. No distractions.
Everybody needs to be a bore.

Speaker 14 And now, which by the way, we've seen when Doesn't have Brady kind of a lousy coach. And now

Speaker 14 he's at UNC.

Speaker 14 And he's this big public figure. It's non-stop distractions.
And on top of it, his team sucks. His teams two and two.
They get smoked by non-Power 4 teams.

Speaker 14 They are a power four team i just want to make it abundantly clear you referred to them as yes you're right i'm sorry i'm sorry that's a big 12 i'm sorry they only have wins against you're right i'm sorry they only have wins against group of five teams you're right i'm sorry

Speaker 14 they still got their kicked in by you cfr that's the point when she shows him this what like came out today do you think she calls it u.s weekly because it just sounds more sophisticated they got their butts kicked and he's on the cover of us weekly belichik again they didn't participate in the article they didn't take the photo shoot doesn't matter he doesn't but he doesn't doesn't.

Speaker 12 I don't think they consulted with him on what they were doing or why they were doing it. And

Speaker 12 they didn't consult with him. Do you mind

Speaker 12 if we run this as the cover of the magazine after you've lost at UCF 34 to 9?

Speaker 51 He's the biggest hypocrite in all of sports, it really is.

Speaker 28 Next week, Mike McDaniel.

Speaker 2 Like, it is odd.

Speaker 3 It's just a weird thing for a football coach to be on the cover.

Speaker 12 Again.

Speaker 12 Not his choice.

Speaker 12 He's not the editor of the magazine.

Speaker 36 Just to be clear, you think the odd thing about Bill Belichick right now is that he's on the cover of Us Weekly and not that he's there with someone that he met when they were probably a teenager?

Speaker 14 He's 50 years older than her. Can we be honest for a second, too? The whole thing is ridiculous.

Speaker 12 I think most people would agree with that, but the argument

Speaker 12 that I would make.

Speaker 2 Didn't he say she teaches him things?

Speaker 11 Does that seem real?

Speaker 12 I would say the only part of that that seems real is that I can imagine that Bill Belichick hasn't cared about any relationship outside of football that doesn't have anything to do with football in about 50 years.

Speaker 12 So he might be a bit of a toddler relationship-wise.

Speaker 34 Who's the last person that taught a 70-year-old anything? 70-year-olds don't want to learn anything.

Speaker 12 You just taught Pat Riley something with that knife throwing at his face.

Speaker 34 I didn't throw anything at Pat Riley, just to be clear.

Speaker 31 Greg Cody, Drank Gatorade for the first time, we taught him Gatorade.

Speaker 29 Good.

Speaker 12 Good example.

Speaker 16 Thank you, Dan.

Speaker 5 Can I throw this knife down?

Speaker 12 I'd like you guys to stop throwing knives for the moment. Not a sentence I thought I would throw it

Speaker 34 seem like an unnecessary.

Speaker 14 I'm not going to stand this Belichick. You know what? I'm going up.
I'm in Chapel Hill next weekend.

Speaker 8 Chapel Bill. What are you going to do?

Speaker 14 We thought UNC Clemson was going to be a good game. All right.
So I'm in Chapel Hill next weekend with ESPN radio. I hate this Belichick so much.

Speaker 14 I might actually buy a ticket to the game so I could sit in the stands and just boo all game long. It's sitting in the press box of the credential.
You won't. It might not be good enough for me.

Speaker 14 I might buy a ticket. They'll probably be super cheap.
Team sucks. I might buy a ticket, sit in the stands, and amidst the sea of UNC students, I don't care.
It's not scurred. You can't be scurred.

Speaker 13 Everybody knows that.

Speaker 14 I might sit in the student section and I'm just going to boo Belichick all game long.

Speaker 12 No one here believes you. We think it's...
I might do it. We think it's an idle threat.
We think that might is doing a lot of lifting there because we don't believe you. No one here believes you.

Speaker 12 Everyone's looking at you with skepticism. Billy.
Billy, most of all.

Speaker 12 Billy believes that you're full of shit. The phrase you just used a second ago, getting your shit kicked in.
Can someone explain to me that phrase?

Speaker 11 because is this so what's happening there you've got the shit outside your body and then someone's kicking you in the ass so much that it goes back in your body i think what no i think the boot goes so far up the ass that it it kicks the shit that is presently residing on the precipice of the hole in i just thought it was like your face with everything that's on the outside's in now like all that shit in 83 right now at game time if you want to go to that game

Speaker 34 no i want to sit in the student section probably you're going to do like a 22 jump street that you're pretending that you're like a student how do you do fellow kids no i don't have to be a student to sit in in the student section.

Speaker 14 Hello, here's my ticket. This is where I'm sitting.

Speaker 36 You have that backwards hat on. So

Speaker 24 I'm a student.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 14 I'm here. I'm here at Sherva Belichick.

Speaker 33 And then, swerve, yo.

Speaker 4 When the game starts, they see what I'm really about.

Speaker 51 And I'm about booing and heckling the whole game.

Speaker 27 6'7.

Speaker 34 Swerve, yo. Are you wearing a North Carolina shirt?

Speaker 44 No, of course not.

Speaker 31 Wear a North Carolina shirt, rip it off, and shirt on your knees.

Speaker 8 Swerve, yo. Wow.

Speaker 14 That's what the swerve is.

Speaker 12 Chris, what is this 6'7 thing that's become so popular now as I get left behind by young people?

Speaker 12 What is this 6'7 thing? I wish I could tell you.

Speaker 28 I know my daughter's been saying it. I think it means mid, but the kids, you'd have Zaz, do you know? My kid's probably saying it.

Speaker 14 My younger son is non-stop with it also. He thinks it's the funniest thing.
I have no idea what it is.

Speaker 12 Anyone? Can anyone help us? It's a meme.

Speaker 27 6'7.

Speaker 27 And you kind of go yes or no. Right, but what it is is basically where it stems from is Lamello Ball at one point was asked about his height, and he's like, I don't know, like 6'7.

Speaker 27 And then it got sampled in a song. And that went viral on TikTok.
And now all the kids say it all the time. But it doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Speaker 27 Like when I was a counselor at the camp that I work at, basically every single time they heard the number six or the number seven, it was just that everybody would just go, six, seven.

Speaker 27 And that's pretty much it. And you just kind of do the maso menos right here.

Speaker 12 Maso menos. That's what we're saying with 6'7.
And it's because the balls are still popular with young people. The balls introduced

Speaker 12 an era of sports coverage that was different than most I'd experienced, where young people in high school were watching one of the balls play in Lithuania because the balls,

Speaker 12 you know, after the Kardashians, the balls were like the sports equivalent to kids.

Speaker 36 It is kind of crazy that Lamello Ball is 6'7.

Speaker 36 He's basically Zion size.

Speaker 12 He's the only reason to watch that basketball team for the last 20 years, or maybe longer.

Speaker 8 I don't even think he's a reason to watch it.

Speaker 12 Maybe the first, well, okay.

Speaker 47 Put some respect on a mecha oak force name.

Speaker 31 Con ka nipple, anybody.

Speaker 12 Let's do the daily Ray Hudson dance, please.

Speaker 12 Ray Hudson,

Speaker 10 Ray Hudson,

Speaker 13 Ray Hudson,

Speaker 10 Ray Hudson.

Speaker 10 Ray Hudson,

Speaker 10 Ray Hudson,

Speaker 10 Ray Hudson.

Speaker 10 the Day

Speaker 13 Red Hudson, Red Hudson, Red Hudson, Call of the Day

Speaker 13 Ray Hudson, Ray Hudson, Red Hudson, Call of the Day

Speaker 13 Red Hudson, Red Hudson, Red Hudson, Call of the Dead

Speaker 10 Red Hudson, Red Hudson, Roll Room,

Speaker 10 Red Hudson Right, Red Hats and Red, Red Hudson, Red, Red Hudson, Red, ring hots and church, ring hots and work, ring hots and

Speaker 10 this is what damn wanted

Speaker 10 This is what damn on it's called the dick

Speaker 10 huts and coffee

Speaker 10 what Ring Hots and Rick Hutson in three hotspot three hotspot three hots and

Speaker 10 hots and cotton

Speaker 10 Red Hots

Speaker 10 Red Hots

Speaker 10 Red Hots and Car of the Death

Speaker 10 Red Hots Ray Hots

Speaker 10 Ray Hots and Car of the Death

Speaker 10 Red Hots

Speaker 10 Red Huts and Car of the Day

Speaker 10 This is one day.

Speaker 10 This is one day.

Speaker 10 This is one day.

Speaker 12 Best broadcaster in the history of South Florida. Give me a call of his.
We're going to do this every day until the World Cup.

Speaker 12 It's a double for the Argentine. This is a magisterial goal of the highest order.

Speaker 12 This is a fabulous ball played across with pinpoint accuracy and it is finished with the coolness of the Greyhound's nose.

Speaker 12 Zaslo, how do you greet people from afar? I'm always a little bit self-conscious about this. Close up, I'll give the head nod, but from afar, how do you do it?

Speaker 14 Wouldn't you do a head nod from afar?

Speaker 51 You that close?

Speaker 12 Yeah, well, just close enough to see me, but a head nod that I'm talking about further away that a head nod. There's a range of distance that requires some other kind of greeting.

Speaker 12 I'll throw two fingers up is what I'll do from a distance.

Speaker 31 A peace sign.

Speaker 12 I'll just wave two fingers, though. It's not the peace sign by itself.
It's two.

Speaker 12 It's windshield.

Speaker 4 Can you tell them me get out of the way?

Speaker 20 Windshield wiper two fingers.

Speaker 28 I've been doing a very similar thing, two fingers, but instead of the peace sign, I'm going this, and I don't like it.

Speaker 34 I do like the what's this thing?

Speaker 24 Oh, it's a shocker.

Speaker 18 It's not the J Glazer.

Speaker 48 It's the thumb and pinky, like, surfer.

Speaker 16 Shock a bro. That's a shocker, bro.

Speaker 28 And it's just like, if I'm far away, if I see somebody, like, and then I'm always like, what am I doing?

Speaker 16 Put the index finger up, you're Jay Glazer.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that is true. I would lose that if I were you.
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 38 Or the index finger does help a lot.

Speaker 31 But that's, I love you inside.

Speaker 30 Now I'm losing.

Speaker 19 Now I'm like, that's why he does that.

Speaker 26 He loves. He's all love.

Speaker 31 So what I've been doing, and I've been, it's 100% satisfaction rate. And I started doing it, and I was like, you know what? Because everybody smiles at me when I do it.

Speaker 44 That's how I know.

Speaker 20 Nobody looks at me and is like.

Speaker 34 He just lies about things.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 5 Give me the knife. Give me the knife.
I don't think his confidence is

Speaker 16 by the blade.

Speaker 12 I don't think his confidence is

Speaker 8 not throw that by the blade.

Speaker 3 You're lying about that.

Speaker 31 So what I do is, and this works on the train. Obviously, I take the train every day.
And the conductor of the Metro Rail sits at the front of the train, right?

Speaker 20 So, what I do is this, and it's obviously a little bit ways away, maybe 10-15 feet away, but it's worked as far as 30 feet.

Speaker 18 I go like this, and I walk by,

Speaker 40 point at them,

Speaker 18 just a point, like you, you, I don't say anything else,

Speaker 8 and they point back at me.

Speaker 20 That's how I know the satisfaction is 100%

Speaker 37 because they point back, but it doesn't matter what he thinks, Dan.

Speaker 50 Who gives a shit what Billy thinks, Dan?

Speaker 41 Hey, everyone, it's Mike Ryan.

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