Postgame Show: The Truth is The Truth (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Before we get to Juju, let's do the boldest take of the week.

It's the Boost Mobile boldest take, and it's presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country.

Anyone who opens a Monday work call with happy Monday should be immediately fired.

No kid has ever said the word, when I grow up, I want to be Chris Sims.

The biggest fire machine is a combine harvester.

Has anyone noticed that Minnesota Vikings head coach Kevin O'Connell looks like Billy Gill if he had 50% more testosterone?

I think we've graduated past the need for regular stuffed Oreos.

I think we're looking at double stuffed Oreos or mega stuffed from here on out.

We only need like five types of pasta.

All the other stuff is just showing off and doesn't make any difference.

It's Ron McGill, the animal man.

He's not a doctor, but he has a plan.

His endowment is large, yet he doesn't commit fraud.

It's Ron McGill and now he's on.

One beer is always one beer.

More than any other food, McDonald's will make your first fart taste like your last bite.

Love the show, bro.

I think I'll hate you guys.

Can someone please ask Ron McGill if insects get stoned when you blow weed smoke at them?

Yeah, that one's up there.

I've always thought so.

I used to do it to my dog.

What first fart smells like the last bite?

You admitted that.

The first fart smells like the last bite.

Tastes like the last bite.

Chris Sims one felt harsh.

That was mean.

That was a hard truth.

That was cruel.

Billy, why did it delight you so much?

Because he sucks.

305-486 GOTS.

305-486-4689 is the number.

If you want to do the boost, what are you laughing about, Chris?

No kid has ever said the word.

When I grow up, I want to be Chris Sims.

Damn.

It's cruel and true and true.

But he and Kyle Shanahan are the ones who got their tattoos of each other or their initials in college, correct?

Yes.

Plenty of people say they want to be Kyle Shanahan when they grow up, no doubt.

Not Chris Sims.

But nobody likes Chris Sims.

No one wants to be Chris Sims.

When they're dream mapping.

Yeah.

Okay.

What are you laughing about, Greg?

Well, the idea that somebody in America right now is saying, I want to be Chris Sims.

It's nothing against Chris Sims.

He's got a great media career.

But why do you pick him, though?

I mean, I think you picked the guy who used to be a great quarterback and also has a great media career.

Well, no, but I mean, didn't he almost like, didn't someone tear out his spleen during one of his seven starts?

No.

He had a spleen injury, but it wasn't torn out physically by someone else.

I guess a doctor tore it out afterwards.

I'd remember that.

I thought somebody did it like one of those cartoon fish that you just see with skeletons.

Somebody threw.

I don't know.

I felt like somebody.

How many games did he start?

I don't want to disparage Chris Sams here.

It's too late.

That guy already did.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's no Phil.

Truth teller.

What's up, Juju?

What up?

Yeah.

One beer is always one beer as well.

Absolutely.

Got lost there.

Greg Cody.

Greg Cody has some hygiene issues, and I should say that before this segment started, he was still muttering under his breath, a white car.

Why would she get me a white car?

Did she think I was going to need a white suit to get to the disco?

Like he's still complaining about it during the break.

Yeah, I'm going to hear about that later.

I'll tell you what.

I'm regretting all of this white car stuff, but the truth is the truth, right, Juju?

I mean, it is.

The truth is the truth.

The truth is the truth.

But where did Juju land on the Earlene?

Earlene should feel disrespected.

A gift white Corvette.

And he didn't like the color.

Didn't tell her until 30 years later.

Right.

Right.

And that should definitely be your bet with Nick, right?

Like 5,000, 5000.

Whoever wins that bet, the other person gets a white Corvette.

There you go.

There you go.

That's a better bet, is it not?

I think 5,000.

More expensive.

Yeah, used.

Used.

I got to figure out how to do this.

I got to figure out how to make the bet sponsored somehow by Corvette.

Help me figure that out.

Would you all?

Thank you.

Okay.

I appreciate it.

Yeah.

Everybody, just get on that immediately.

Not until Sunday.

Everyone, no, but I'm just, yes, not until until, I need it sponsored before that so that we can actually monetize this because I want it to be a big bet.

It can be a white Corvette bet.

Sure.

But what do you think is going to happen when you get home?

Because your argument, you were mad, and I don't think that Juju, this isn't even the topic that Juju would be interested in.

I would think that Juju would be very interested in your general lack of hygiene.

Well, on the white car matter, it will be a one-way conversation that begins with her saying the phrase, I can't can't believe.

That's the way it will begin and it'll go downhill from there for me.

Juju, do you have a ruling on him coming in without showering?

Neri Sands, friends of the show, says,

you have to shower after going out the night before.

And I agree with Neri, bro.

Like, you done walk through probably like 13 sneezes that you didn't see, a couple coughs.

You just walk right through it like cologne.

And at least your elbows, you got to at least wash the elbows before you put those same elbows that ever were on the table in the locker room on your bed sheets.

Oh, man.

All right.

As Nana Doogie said, you got to eat a peck of dirt before you die.

I'm in an air-conditioned building all night.

I'm not on the ice playing hockey and sweating.

I had taken a shower just before I went to the game.

It's still less than 24 hours.

And I'll take another shower this evening.

Probably.

You know?

That kind of thing.

That kind of thing.

I mean, I spit the truth.

Not everybody admits that sometimes they go two days in a row without showering.

Dude, close.

Two days.

Sometimes.

Where'd this second day come from?

Sometimes.

That's why God invented deodorant, my friend.

No, that's not why.

No.

I'm just saying.

I'm on Carfax and I found a used 1993 Chevri Corvette base in Springfield, Illinois for $3,995.

That is such an inconvenient gift.

That's thrilling.

That should beat the bed.

Congratulations.

I love it.

Figure out how to get me and Nick to bet a wildly used white Corvette on Lions Chiefs.

Make it the most.

You just got to pork that thing in New York.

Congratulations.

If you're buying a $3,000 Corvette, it's sitting on a cinderball.

Let's figure out how to do it.

Let's do that.

Juju, you're getting back to your live stream tonight.

I have missed it.

You, Trista, are inviting Roz on.

So now the three of you really are going to break this down tonight and cover the WNBA a hell of a lot better than this show has.

I talked about a wheel play for nine minutes today.

Yes, sir.

I can't wait, man.

We're going live tonight after the WNBA Finals game to give you a quick response and some good, just banter.

Come in, everybody.

If you don't know the WNBA, if you do know the WNBA, everybody's invited, man.

Just come in and talk crap.

Talk about my nose.

Talk about something.

something the way I talk.

Just pull up.

Nice car.

I would take that car, Van.

I think I would too, right?

Like, even if it's not my primary car, I'd take this as my primary car.

Why not?

Okay, that's not bad, actually.

How do we get this thing?

Because Dan just said, all right, someone make this happen and walked out.

That's got to be more than $3,000.

Well, it has 97,000 miles, and it is 32 years old.

The resale is surprisingly good on those cars.

I'll tell you what.

That's a steal.

That's a steal.

The picture right now has a price.

Hang on.

It says $6,995.

So it looks like you get a $3,000 off.

Wow.

Yeah.

But how much does it cost to ship it here, though?

Well,

I think that's part of the adventure, right?

You just fly over, you drive it back

across country.

Maybe a helicopter?

Probably not.

No?

Maybe.

Juju, for those of us who want to join you on the live stream but haven't been following much of the WNBA playoffs or these finals, what should we be looking for in this game tonight before we join you?

Don't push somebody in the corner.

You don't push, what they say in the corner, a feral dog, whatever.

Maybe so, baby, as well.

Whatever you don't put in the corner, the Venus, Mercury are that tonight.

You got the reference.

Juju gets a reference.

I know him pretty well.

I think his favorite movie is Dirty Dancing.

Great segue, because I also wanted to guess you guys' favorite movies because I heard the segment and I was like, you know what?

He looks like that.

So I'm going to start from the top because Greg gave us his first movie that he loves the most, The Wizard of Oz.

But I'm willing to guarantee that his second favorite movie ever is The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

I know it.

I watched it.

No, I do.

That was the days of like Godzilla and King Kong and all those kind of things.

The original, the black and whites.

Damn.

Hell yeah.

We know Dan's favorite movie is Heat, so we don't even need points for that.

Chris Cody,

you look like

an Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me guy.

Do I make you hony, baby?

Who throws the shoe?

I love that movie.

Nailed it.

Billy Gill, my brother.

This was kind of hard.

I think you enjoy me, myself, and Irene the most.

Good flick.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

Good flick.

Yeah.

That is

second place was Ace Mentor or Pet Detective, but neither here nor there.

Mike, my brother,

this was rough because you are a buff, a film buff and i know how much top gun too changed the trajectory of earth

but

i'm thinking con air may have edged it out conair is a great flick it's fight club oh

i'm one of those

tyler durden damn it and jeremy last but not least

come on man high school musical you know accurate as hell

oh come on high school musical and two and three and let me just say i got confirmation from Lucy herself.

My guest of Almost Famous, correct.

Almost famous and Shrek.

Her two favorites.

You can't have two.

Okay.

If you got two, you got none.

Yep.

I said, what is your favorite movie and why did I think it's almost famous?

And she said, it's almost famous and Shrek.

Like she was just being nice to you there.

Also,

Senator Corey Booker definitely f on that ladder, right?

Is that what he did?

That's made it seem like he fed on the ladder.

He definitely fed on that ladder.

Sure.

I didn't have the guts to ask him, but I'm glad we.

He said it back here.

Yeah, he definitely fed on that ladder.

Put it on the pole.