The Big Suey: Jeremy Costs Everyone Money (feat. Nick Wright)

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Speaker 7 Welcome to the Big Sue,

Speaker 8 presented by DraftKings.

Speaker 9 Why are you listening to this show? It's a podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast.

Speaker 7 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Speaker 9 In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

Speaker 9 if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

Speaker 7 I've done it.

Speaker 9 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Speaker 10 This episode of the Dan Lebetard show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 9 Thank you for everybody who tuned in last night to watch the shipping container suffer because they had Chiefs minus three and a half.

Speaker 9 Jeremy, what does this video need as context as Nick Wright, who looks like he's been crying and hiding?

Speaker 9 He joins us now. He's got to be hurting today.
What is the context this video requires?

Speaker 9 Nick Wright was willing to put up $5,000 that would have gone to the shipping container if the Chiefs had covered three and a half. They did not.

Speaker 9 It's the second time Nick Wright has failed to deliver money to the shipping container. He's heartbroken about that, I'm sure.
What context does this require?

Speaker 1 Chiefs were down three at the start of the fourth quarter and driving.

Speaker 1 They had thrown a bunch of dinks and dunks to Travis Kelsey, and we were in a spot where all they needed was a touchdown and an extra point to go up by four, which is what we needed to be in position to win.

Speaker 9 This is the best you guys felt. When Kelsey tumbles into the end zone and you realize you're about about to be up for with the extra point, this is as good as you feel.

Speaker 1 That is going to be the best. And what you can see is we were trying to give analysis throughout the game as well.

Speaker 1 So, this will start with some analysis and then lead you to that touchdown and everything that transpired from there.

Speaker 11 Hey, the Kelsey, the Kelsey screen for four yards sucks.

Speaker 5 That play sucks.

Speaker 5 That play sucks.

Speaker 3 What is throwing that?

Speaker 5 How about you get the ball to a guy who's fast?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 How about that?

Speaker 3 Oh, Tony.

Speaker 3 Big Bob Tony. What?

Speaker 5 Big Bob Tonyan? No way.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 6 Oh, that's terrible tackling there, man.

Speaker 3 It's not.

Speaker 12 I will say it's not Tonyan. I don't want to get your hook.

Speaker 6 Terrible tackling.

Speaker 3 That sounds like a good thing. Let's go.
It is a good thing.

Speaker 3 Okay, hold on. Get this guy the ball, dude.

Speaker 5 Get this guy in a screen.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Get this guy the ball, dude.

Speaker 3 Kelsey. Get this guy the ball, dude.

Speaker 10 Harrison Bucker.

Speaker 14 Oh, all-time franchise leader and touchdown.

Speaker 1 Just know that if he misses it,

Speaker 15 what are you doing?

Speaker 3 Jeremy, folks.

Speaker 5 What the f are you doing?

Speaker 3 Yeah, bro.

Speaker 3 Just know.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 are you? Just know how I feel.

Speaker 1 Just know how I feel.

Speaker 9 I blame Jeremy.

Speaker 6 I blame Jeremy.

Speaker 1 You started a Harrison Butker chant.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Fair enough, man. He's going to get blocked.
Are you for real?

Speaker 16 Yes, the kick got blocked.

Speaker 3 Oh, my.

Speaker 3 You're fucking kidding me.

Speaker 1 You started a Harrison Butker Chat. You're going to blame me?

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, just it was.

Speaker 6 Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 I take full responsibility.

Speaker 9 Chris Cody being 10 seconds ahead of everybody else when it's a live stream is just ass enough.

Speaker 6 You staggered reactions.

Speaker 9 Nick Wright joins us now by way of apology, I suppose. Nick, how are you feeling today?

Speaker 6 Insolvent and inconsolable.

Speaker 6 And I am now

Speaker 6 angrier.

Speaker 6 Listen, I apologize, and I don't know this gentleman's personal, financial, or

Speaker 6 family situation.

Speaker 6 But Jeremy Tashay is forever banned from receiving any money to shipping containers.

Speaker 3 No, that's good.

Speaker 3 No, that's fine.

Speaker 1 It's fine. I understand, Nick.
I'm really sorry.

Speaker 7 I mean,

Speaker 3 what was that, bro? Tough punishment.

Speaker 6 You walk over to a craps table and be like, hey, don't roll a seven.

Speaker 6 Like, what is wrong with you, bro?

Speaker 6 Like, what is what seriously the there's there

Speaker 6 so that's that i mean i

Speaker 6 there's that um

Speaker 6 also

Speaker 6 again i far be it from me to

Speaker 6 tell anyone how to run a business But I think we got to find a way to have everyone watching either in the same location or on the same delay.

Speaker 6 I knew what was happening on all those plays as I get choked up, and I found that horrifying like what are we doing guys

Speaker 6 um we were synced up for about 20 minutes and then it all went to hell there's a way to fit there's okay i mean just whoever is the furthest ahead just has to pause and then let every like there's

Speaker 6 roy was the furthest ahead literally there's literally

Speaker 6 it's hard to sometimes sync up like movies on an airplane with a significant other you want to watch with them sporting events there's a clock you can be like hey guys i paused it at 938 tell me when you get there click play but what are we doing roy was the furthest ahead at one point and was like i don't want to pause because i'll miss action chris Please stop explaining what is a calamity that deserves his every criticism.

Speaker 9 Now, I will say in Jeremy's meager defense, and I don't know if you want to retract what you just did with a banning, this was literally his first time betting on a game. So he doesn't.

Speaker 1 I've never had any money coming my way at the result of a game in my life of any kind.

Speaker 6 And you never will again.

Speaker 3 I never will again.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not chasing it. I have no interest in that feeling ever again.
And the Harrison Butker thing, I mean, it's just, if any other kicker, I never would have said it.

Speaker 1 I wish I had just said, ah, why'd you make me chant for that guy? Because that was the feeling. I'm really sorry, Nick.
It's my fault.

Speaker 6 And I take full, it's not your fault. It's the Chiefs' fault.
And I, and Dan, I don't want to be disrespectful to your platform, but I also don't want to be disrespectful to the

Speaker 6 to the TV show. So I can't, I feel it is,

Speaker 6 I don't, I'm not going to give any analysis on the game here,

Speaker 6 some because it's, I'm not equipped to yet, and some because

Speaker 6 I just think people, I'm just going to save that for three o'clock on the TV show. What I'm here to do is for you guys to be able to see my pain.

Speaker 6 And I can, like, I, I had a lot, see, I was not so worried about the, I wanted them to cover by three and a half for you guys, but I had, I had money all over the place on this.

Speaker 6 Late in the day, the line moved against us to four and a half, but four and a half at plus 108, I was able to get down in a partnership with the great poker player Nacho Barbero.

Speaker 6 So he and I had a lot on four and a half. I, early in the week, had bet

Speaker 6 David Baker, who once won the Super Contest, greatest sports gambler alive for a year at least,

Speaker 6 who is a die-hard Bronco fan.

Speaker 6 He and I have a lot of preseason Broncos bets where I was the house, and I, you know, I, and that's, and those are bets that I didn't expect to lose, like Broncos to win the division, Broncos to make the playoffs that I gave him plus odds on.

Speaker 6 So I layered a lot more on Broncos, on Chiefs minus three and a half with him.

Speaker 6 I actually had a winning morning thanks thanks to just despite Mike McDaniel's best efforts, Miami covered the two and a half, so that set me up well. I had the Bears money line.
That went well.

Speaker 6 And then I just rolled all of that into the Chiefs money line at minus 200. And that was a, so I, I, and there is this.

Speaker 6 I just love the goddog team. And I literally get heckled on the street when they lose.

Speaker 6 And

Speaker 6 it used to be from

Speaker 6 folks that

Speaker 6 mostly Eagles fans, but now there's going to be a Bronco fan.

Speaker 6 This is a bad morning, man. This was a, this was a,

Speaker 6 and again, Chris Cody, if I'm going too long, I apologize. This was a

Speaker 6 wake up at two in the morning dreaming about the game type of loss. And I haven't had a regular season one of those in a very long time.

Speaker 6 And it's also a

Speaker 6 email your financial manager at 6 a.m. like, hey, man, I know this is the account we say we don't touch, but

Speaker 6 I need a little transfer.

Speaker 3 I need a little transfer.

Speaker 9 You can watch and listen to his embargoed thoughts on First Things First, weekdays, 3 p.m. on FS1.
You can get his podcast, What's Right with Nick Wright, wherever it is that you get your podcast.

Speaker 9 But where does this one rank in terms of overall pain for you? A loss that feels a little bit sleepless because now it's not just your money, Nick. And I don't know which one of these.

Speaker 9 I'm going to say that your money hurts more, but I don't know, given how much you care about.

Speaker 3 I can make the money.

Speaker 6 I can make the money.

Speaker 6 I'll just, you know, I can make the money back, Dan.

Speaker 3 That's the thing.

Speaker 6 No, I it's this is how I would rank it as far as pain. The most pain is

Speaker 6 that my team's in trouble. Like, that is true.
Like, they are, I know they're still like 58% to make the playoffs, but that's to make the playoffs. And they don't have the tie.

Speaker 6 I can't believe that this is, I feel like, this is such a,

Speaker 6 this is the stuff the poverty level teams talk about. Like, we don't have the tiebreaker with the Jags.

Speaker 3 Gross.

Speaker 6 I can't believe I'm like looking at

Speaker 6 the tiebreakers with the Jags and the Texans.

Speaker 3 Like, who the hell are we?

Speaker 1 When's the last time you looked at a tiebreaker during the regular season?

Speaker 6 I don't know. I honest to God, I don't.
Four years ago, we were five and four,

Speaker 6 but then we blew out the Raiders in a similar spot and ended up 12-5.

Speaker 6 So the first most pain is for the team. Second most pain is the pride.

Speaker 18 Like I,

Speaker 6 all week last week, Dan, I said them losing was an impossibility and Bo Nix was, you know, Bo Nix was going to

Speaker 6 look terrible in this game. And Patrick throws the red zone pick.
So like, it is, the gold medalist of pain is my team. The silver medalist is...
My pride.

Speaker 6 And the bronze medalist is my bank account, but can make more money.

Speaker 9 That pick, that pick, where does it rank on you being stunned by anything Chiefs related? Like, I don't know how surprised you were the way that Bucs Super Bowl went.

Speaker 9 I don't know how surprised you were the way that Eagles Super Bowl went. But seeing Patrick throw that particular pick where you're like, what was he doing?

Speaker 3 What happened there?

Speaker 6 It was high, Danny.

Speaker 6 It was high.

Speaker 6 He threw a pick like that against the Jags. 99-yard pick six, which is why we don't have the tiebreaker.

Speaker 6 It was, listen, they deserved.

Speaker 6 Listen, I tweeted it.

Speaker 7 They deserved to lose.

Speaker 6 I can't believe I'm saying this. Denver was better.
Denver deserved to win the game. The Chiefs made a bunch of mistakes.
They turned the ball over. They couldn't get off the field on third and long.

Speaker 6 Like, it was bad.

Speaker 6 And now they're in a real,

Speaker 6 now it's a real fight for their lives. And

Speaker 6 I still,

Speaker 6 you know, there is a part of me that says we're now just going

Speaker 6 the revenge will be

Speaker 6 2-7 in Denver round one of the playoffs. Like, that's certainly on the board.

Speaker 6 But it is,

Speaker 6 it is, if you actually

Speaker 6 dig into it, they're in a very precarious situation.

Speaker 9 If the playoffs playoffs started today, the Lions, Ravens, and Chiefs would be out. They were 11-0 in one-score games last year.
They're 0-5 in one-score games this year. What is that?

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 6 you threw a lot at me there.

Speaker 6 The Ravens are not good.

Speaker 6 Now, they have the same record as the Chiefs, but like the Ravens, that win against Cleveland was horrifying.

Speaker 6 So the Ravens' problem is their quarterback missed some time. Their defense was bad, and now their quarterback's back, and he's not himself.

Speaker 6 The Lions, the NFC is stacked, and

Speaker 6 their lines aren't quite as good as they were. The Chiefs, it's bizarre because the offensive line is much better than it was last year, and the receiving core is healthy.
And while, yes, going,

Speaker 6 they winning 17 straight one-score games is aberrant, losing five straight is aberrant as well.

Speaker 6 and so i don't i don't have i don't have the answer for you there dan i don't which one which which one hurts more of the things i'm about to tell you third place this is awful worse record than the panthers same record as the texans oh you mean third place in the division is that what you're saying

Speaker 6 third place in the division worse record than the panthers i hadn't even thought about

Speaker 6 you guys are sons of bitches i gotta tell you I got to tell you, seriously.

Speaker 6 The mics are off, but there must be one spare mic on where I hear that godforsaken shipping container giggling. I just gave, and Tashay is like, that was my first time betting on sports.

Speaker 4 You didn't bet on sports yesterday.

Speaker 3 I know why we kept talking about it. You were on.
You were on.

Speaker 6 You were on a free roll.

Speaker 3 Shut up.

Speaker 6 It cost you nothing. Cost you nothing.
You were on just a maybe maybe I'll be able to pick up a few extra dollars situation. And you guys are in there giggling.

Speaker 6 What did he say?

Speaker 3 Don't worry about it. It doesn't matter.
Jerry. Jerry for me.
Shut up. Stand down.
I'm sorry. Stand down.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 23 Nick, I'm sorry. I apologize.
I apologize for what he did. Chris chanted.

Speaker 9 You shut up.

Speaker 3 Not another word. Not another word, I swear to God.

Speaker 23 What he did yesterday

Speaker 19 was sickening.

Speaker 23 Okay, what he did yesterday was irrehensible.

Speaker 23 What he did yesterday was disgusting.

Speaker 9 Irrehensible.

Speaker 6 Not a word.

Speaker 3 I knew what he meant. That's right.

Speaker 6 Reprehensible.

Speaker 20 You know what he meant. You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 It means irresponsible reprehensibility.

Speaker 3 I like

Speaker 3 that. Thank you.

Speaker 6 Moreover.

Speaker 3 Moreover. Moreover.

Speaker 3 Moreover.

Speaker 15 I agree with the ban on Jeremy for all time.

Speaker 23 Yes. I second that ban.

Speaker 14 I third it.

Speaker 9 All right. So I'm sure.

Speaker 6 So it reminds me of the guy, like, Jeremy, I never thought I would say this, but you're starting to remind me of the guy who does soccer play-by-play now.

Speaker 13 Like, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 What a company.

Speaker 6 Like, you should know better. Yeah, like, professional and I'm sure good at your craft, but also, like, dude, why is he here? Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 Real quick, before I go.

Speaker 6 Tony,

Speaker 6 on the side,

Speaker 6 if you got anybody that might be interested in a day date, tell me the best number, okay?

Speaker 3 I'll text you.

Speaker 9 All right, thanks for that.

Speaker 6 The Kansas city chiefs eighth place in the afc you can catch all his thoughts embargoed uh later they're in ninth place actually dan if you're gonna troll me do it correctly they're in ninth place because they currently don't have the tiebreaker against the texans

Speaker 6 they're actually in ninth place that's my bad they have two more wins than miami miami's firing people because they're so bad that's one one one more one more win than sweet christ

Speaker 9 uh you can watch him on First Things First, weekdays at 3 p.m. Eastern on FS1, and the podcast with his son is called What's Right with Nick Wright.
Thank you for making the time, Nick.

Speaker 9 We will figure out what the next bet is the next time you come on, okay? Jeremy's not allowed.

Speaker 6 It's about to be a kidney.

Speaker 3 See you guys.

Speaker 9 I'm sorry, Nick. Yeah, that one hurts.
I can't even imagine how much he had on that game.

Speaker 9 The last time he was on with us, I think he said I was in a rigged game in Milan.

Speaker 9 And then this time,

Speaker 9 what was the great name of the poker player?

Speaker 3 Nacho Barbero. Nacho Barbero.

Speaker 1 He's so open about the gambling and all the money that he's winning or losing.

Speaker 3 His wife doesn't get mad at him.

Speaker 9 Well, he's got his own accounts on the side where they're exclusively for his habits.

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Speaker 28 This AFC playoff picture is insane.

Speaker 24 I mean, it's, it's November.

Speaker 28 It's almost turkey time, folks. Where the Dolphins are.

Speaker 29 And the Ravens and the Chiefs are in the in the hunt graphic.

Speaker 1 Dolphins are a week away from in the hunt.

Speaker 9 I mean, the Lions. The Lions are in.
The Lions are out of the playoffs today.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 4 If I told you this before the season,

Speaker 29 Lions, Ravens, Chiefs in the in the hunt graphic.

Speaker 29 There is a playoff that you're looking at where Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow doesn't even factor in the discussion.

Speaker 24 Nobody is getting a home game out of that group.

Speaker 29 And the odds on favorite in the AFC, the Ravens, they're a joke.

Speaker 9 They're considered a joke.

Speaker 1 They kept repeating on the broadcast yesterday how Patrick Mahomes has never not made the AFC championship game. I'm like, that is.

Speaker 9 They've won the division nine straight times.

Speaker 3 Crazy.

Speaker 28 I want all these guys to make it, though, but all of them to have to do it on the road.

Speaker 29 Well, but the whole wildcard weekend, like Texans, Texans, we may get Patrick Mahomes and the noon trademark Hewson Texans.

Speaker 3 Who are the home quarterbacks?

Speaker 24 Davis Mills. No, but Daniel Jones.

Speaker 9 This is the situation we're in.

Speaker 9 Let's examine last night's game for a second because we're going to talk about the Chiefs. The Chiefs losing is a bigger story than just about anybody else winning.

Speaker 9 It's an amazing space that they find themselves in. And you saw last night, I think we can agree on this part, right?

Speaker 9 If the Lions window is not closed, you saw last night how they're going to lose in the playoffs.

Speaker 9 If they have to go on the road, play outside, play in the cold, Jared Goff's going to go 2 for 18 on his last few attempts. That's as bad as Jared Goff has ever played.

Speaker 9 I'm including a 13-3 Super Bowl loss to the Patriots in there.

Speaker 9 Jared Goff completing 40% of his, fewer than 40% of his passes is nuts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a new guy calling the plays.

Speaker 9 To see Dan Campbell's calling the plays, what happened to the Lions last night, I'm not kidding you when I say, okay, it's the worst game of this era I've seen their offense play.

Speaker 9 That offense was averaging 31 points a game. That offense scored on every drive last week.
Every drive it had last week. That's a good offense.

Speaker 9 And I've never seen the Eagles defense play better than that. I've also never seen the Eagles offense be worse than that.

Speaker 9 That's as bad as I've seen the Eagles offense be, and it didn't matter.

Speaker 9 But the Eagles have now won 24 of their last 27 games, even though they're impotent on offense the last, I don't know, 15 of them.

Speaker 23 Again, slight context for last night.

Speaker 15 There was a ton of wind.

Speaker 23 The gusts were like 30, 35 miles an hour.

Speaker 15 The balls were going all over the place.

Speaker 6 Like, even though that is December, January football for the playoffs, it was tough for both teams to kind of get things offensively rolling.

Speaker 9 Of course, the weather is a factor, but once the Lions have to play outside of a dome, as they will, because they're not in the playoffs today.

Speaker 9 If they have to play on the road, it's not going to look like it looked against Baltimore earlier this season when they won 38-30. But I want to go to another game.

Speaker 9 Do you know how good the Seahawks have to be to be kicking for the game against the Rams on the road after Sam Darnold plays like that?

Speaker 9 That football game, okay, Chris Schuler as the defensive coordinator for the Rams.

Speaker 9 Sam Darnold in his last 25 games against everyone other than Chris Schula is 21-4 and throws the ball down the field whenever he wants.

Speaker 9 Against Chris Schula and the Rams, they cannot throw the ball down the field. He's 0-3 with 12 sacks and 5 interceptions.
Sam Darnold was a disaster yesterday.

Speaker 9 He will not be a disaster like that against most teams. But if he sees that one,

Speaker 9 if he sees that one, that team is good enough to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 9 Like to be on the road against the Rams and do that to Stafford, to slow Stafford down and be kicking for the game at the end when your quarterback has that many turnovers? That's nuts.

Speaker 9 Like the Rams are legitimately one of the best teams in the league, empirically, Empirically in every way.

Speaker 9 Stafford has thrown in his last seven games 22 touchdowns, zero interceptions, but that's as bad as he's looked in the last seven games.

Speaker 9 That's as incompetent as the Rams have looked in the last seven games, or the season, I would say. Maybe the end of the Eagles game.

Speaker 9 But I just couldn't believe that the Seahawks were still in that game.

Speaker 9 Show me all the games this season where you saw somebody turn the ball over that way at quarterback, college or pro, and you're kicking for the game at the end.

Speaker 3 Miami, Louisville. Yeah, Carson Beck.

Speaker 28 We were setting up that field goal and just a little tip pass. The odds on favorite, according to DraftKings Sportsbook, to win the Super Bowl this year is the LA Rams with the Chiefs loss.

Speaker 10 And Stafford was the MVP favorite before this past week.

Speaker 12 I want to play a sound here of linebacker Ernest Jones of the Seahawks defending Sam Darnold after last night.

Speaker 30 Man, Sam's been balling. Like, if we want to try to define Sam by...

Speaker 30 this game or what man Sam's been had us in every game. So for him to sit there and say, oh, that's my my fault.

Speaker 31 No, it's not.

Speaker 30 It was plays that defensively we could have made plays.

Speaker 32 There were opportunities where we could have got better stops.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I mean, like, it's football, man.

Speaker 30 And he's our quarterback. We got his back.

Speaker 31 And you got anything to say, quite frankly?

Speaker 33 You.

Speaker 1 I like it. You know what that's called, Dan? You know what that guy's called?

Speaker 3 Aradada.

Speaker 9 You got anything to say, quite frankly, bleep you?

Speaker 31 That got anything to say, quite frankly.

Speaker 10 I love that. That quite frankly, it really works there.

Speaker 9 The underlines. But quite frankly, before a bleep you is something I have not heard before.

Speaker 33 Got anything to say, quite frankly.

Speaker 9 You know what? It's redundant. Once you've gotten the bleep you, I'm guessing you're quite frank.

Speaker 33 Got anything to say, quite frankly.

Speaker 26 It's redundant. That's a rada da.

Speaker 9 What were your takeaways from the games being played yesterday? Because

Speaker 9 that was the full Josh Allen experience

Speaker 9 in the Tampa Bay game where you get

Speaker 9 I think we can say that that's an unprecedented player given that yesterday he tied Cam Newton for rushing touchdowns with his 73rd, his 74th, and 75th.

Speaker 9 He's now tied with Cam Newton with plenty of career left to play on touchdowns, rushing the ball.

Speaker 9 But when I say it's the full Josh Allen experience, it's because it's three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns, but also, I'd miss this guy.

Speaker 9 Interception from his own end zone thrown with two hands.

Speaker 3 There's not a quarterback in the league.

Speaker 9 There's not a quarterback in the league who does that. And also

Speaker 9 a forward pass thrown when he was 10 yards beyond the line of scrimmage.

Speaker 29 He was so far from the line of scrimmage.

Speaker 9 Not four yards, 10 yards. And it really is, I said this yesterday when I was on the live cast with these guys.
It's like watching an actual stallion play football.

Speaker 9 Like, hey, defensive lineman, don't get behind him because he's going to kick you in the face. Like, you're going to get injured.
It's not him that's going to get injured because he plays every game.

Speaker 9 Like, that, that, no matter what the traffic is, no matter if they're sitting Keon Coleman, listen to Deion Dawkins. He's a good talker.
He's the left tackle for the Bills.

Speaker 9 He's one of the best offensive linemen in the league. And he suggested.

Speaker 9 last year that we give an offensive lineman award every year because he's like, why don't we give the offensive lineman awards?

Speaker 9 And Keon Coleman being out for that game as just a healthy scratch when they badly need wide receivers, although you wouldn't see it given what their offense did yesterday. Listen to Deion Dawkins.

Speaker 9 You rarely hear players talked about this way when Keon Coleman, their first round pick at wide receiver, somebody drafted to help Josh Allen is a healthy scratch.

Speaker 3 I've already spoke to him.

Speaker 32 When I spoke to Keon before in this game, and I told him, I said, bro, look, don't even worry about it. Everybody goes through a different journey, right? Let's just say that this is the last time.

Speaker 33 Let's just move forward.

Speaker 32 And he said, I'm with you. That's all we need, right? Like, nobody's perfect, but in this league, we need guys to come on.

Speaker 33 And Keon knows, right?

Speaker 32 Now he's in the hot seat and he needs to come on and show up for us.

Speaker 32 Pat's on the back or over with, and it's time for him to grow up, and he knows it. And as an older player on the team, we hold everybody accountable.

Speaker 33 And we shoot straight.

Speaker 32 We don't sugarcoat it.

Speaker 32 And the words and were said to him and he took it well and uh we'll see how it goes in this week but like i said in the beginning of the season i'm in keon's corner man like this league is hard being on time is hard being great is hard pushing for greatness is hard so

Speaker 32 We got his back, but the time is now.

Speaker 9 Has Cam Newton ever had three touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns in a game? Three passing touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Josh Allen yesterday recorded the second such game, three passing touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns in the Super Bowl era, joining Josh Allen in week 14 of last year.

Speaker 9 So he's an unprecedented quarterback, correct? We can say he's an unprecedented quarterback?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 10 And how did the Dolphins lose to that quarterback two weeks ago? It's just incredible because he's been the curse. Everybody talks about the Dolphins' curse.
Mostly I talk about it. It's having...

Speaker 10 Tom Brady

Speaker 10 and then Josh Allen as a 20-year timeline consistently dominating you. That's the curse.

Speaker 28 I don't think you can say someone's unprecedented when you literally cite a precedent right before.

Speaker 9 But it was only him, though. He's the only one who's done it.
It's only Josh Allen who's done it.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but it's like the Cam Newton comparison. Like there is a precedent.

Speaker 3 He's just like leveling up.

Speaker 1 We're talking about Josh Allen, who had six touchdowns yesterday, and you're calling a stallion, and all of that is accurate.

Speaker 1 And the Dolphins quarterback, if he has the ball for more than two seconds, he freaking panics.

Speaker 3 And yet they played head-to-head

Speaker 3 last week. That's right.

Speaker 10 He ain't wrong. Credit where it's due, baby.

Speaker 24 And being on time is hard, ain't that right?

Speaker 34 It is hard.

Speaker 10 I'm glad to hear him validate that because being on time is hard.

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Speaker 9 And to my credit, my personality in my humble opinion, followed by to my credit,

Speaker 3 it's amazing. My personality

Speaker 10 pre-date curve your enthusiasm.

Speaker 27 Stugats.

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Speaker 18 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 9 Among the things that happened yesterday, I want to get to funniest thing from the sports weekend, but among the things that happened yesterday, we said there were four big games yesterday, four is what we identified beforehand.

Speaker 9 What, if you had to choose one thing from yesterday that stood out the most to you, is it the Chiefs losing?

Speaker 10 I would say that. I would say Philadelphia dominating Detroit's offense.
I would say a player of Jacoby Brissett's caliber, which is middling it best, setting an all-time completions record.

Speaker 9 It was a crazy you can't put Brissette in this conversation, even though he completed 47 passes. They scored 22 points and got doubled up by San Francisco.
I know. Yeah.
That's like a waste of time.

Speaker 9 Everything that was happening there was a waste of time.

Speaker 10 But that's my point. That player, and he's a journeyman.
He's stuck around. I give him credit.

Speaker 10 But that player of all players, to have a fairly prestigious all-time NFL record, it disrespects the record book

Speaker 9 for him to be atop it, and you disrespect my question by putting him in the middle of what I just said.

Speaker 3 You gave him credit, though. Middling.
I do.

Speaker 10 Quite frankly, bleep you. I mean, I stand by what I said.

Speaker 10 You set an NFL record. He's worth a mention.
Okay.

Speaker 33 Got anything to say, quite frankly.

Speaker 9 There you go. Sadslow,

Speaker 9 you put what at the top of the list from yesterday?

Speaker 1 I think it's actually the opposite of the Chiefs. I think it's the Broncos.
I think it's the Broncos winning that game the way they did and sitting atop the AFC at at 9-2.

Speaker 1 And we remember just two years ago, you got the Russell Wilson problem in Sean Payton's first year there.

Speaker 4 Like, to me, it's a Broncos.

Speaker 9 The thing happening with the Broncos that I find most interesting is that I don't believe, maybe they do now, maybe the country understands now after seeing Patrick Mahomes look that way in that game.

Speaker 9 But I don't believe that most people watching the Broncos are looking at the Broncos and saying that's the best pass rush since the 83 Chicago Bears.

Speaker 9 That that is the best pass rush a defense defense has had since a Bears team that could have gone undefeated if not for the aforementioned Dan Marino.

Speaker 9 The aforementioned Dan Marino beating the undefeated Bears. Were you watching

Speaker 3 distracted by

Speaker 31 Campacted by Cam.

Speaker 35 Yeah, okay, he's got a big hat today.

Speaker 9 Really, today he's got a big hat.

Speaker 1 Today, oh, it's bigger than usual, Dan.

Speaker 35 You don't say.

Speaker 10 Look at me, Louis.

Speaker 3 Odd look for him.

Speaker 9 Do you think most people know that the Broncos defense is on pace to sack the quarterback more than the 83, 84 Bears?

Speaker 1 I mean, Sertan hasn't even been playing.

Speaker 10 Right. It's not just the number, it's the disparity.
The last time I looked, the Broncos' defensive sack total was double the second team.

Speaker 10 Like, they are twice as good numerically as the next best sacking team in the NFL.

Speaker 3 That's what's incredible. And Bonix is good.
You want to talk about a long two years ago? He's good enough. Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 28 A long two years ago when the Dolphins put up 70 on the Bronx,

Speaker 28 and the two franchises have taken totally divergent paths.

Speaker 9 They are sacking the quarterback on 11% of the plays.

Speaker 3 That number is... What?

Speaker 9 On 11%.

Speaker 1 49 sacks on 438 drop backs. That's an 11.2% sack percentage.

Speaker 19 For this season?

Speaker 1 For the season.

Speaker 3 That would be the highest defense. I'm telling you,

Speaker 9 what I'm telling you is that this defense.

Speaker 20 No, that is stunning.

Speaker 9 This defense is all-time good.

Speaker 9 When I say 83 Bears, 83 Bears are just with the Ravens of the Super Bowl Ravens of Ray Lewis as the best we've ever seen at defense. That's crazy.

Speaker 9 And they can do it with four guys. They blitz and stuff, but they can do it with four guys.
And

Speaker 9 it is something that makes Patrick Mahomes look bad because it'll make any quarterback look.

Speaker 16 Great points by you, Small Fine, 85 Bears on 83.

Speaker 9 No, no, actually, though,

Speaker 9 it was right, I think it was the defense right before the 80s. I did conflate era or conflate years there, but I think the defense before they became the championship bears, I think.

Speaker 9 You always hear about the 80s.

Speaker 3 I think it had more sacks.

Speaker 9 No, please look at, please look at it.

Speaker 3 Look it up. You're telling us to look it up.
Please,

Speaker 9 tell me whether I have this wrong or not, but

Speaker 9 I do think the year before they actually had more sacks.

Speaker 26 You know about those 71 Dolphins?

Speaker 9 But I did make that mistake of putting the two teams that put the...

Speaker 1 How about the 70 Dolphins?

Speaker 9 Let's do funniest thing here from the sports weekend, please. please.

Speaker 1 You have that backwards, Dan. It's the 86 Bears.
So it's the year after they were undefeated.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 9 I had it from the wrong notes. Okay, my bad.

Speaker 22 Hey, people, tell us what in the sport made you laugh hard this weekend. It is a segment we call what made you laugh this weekend.

Speaker 3 Ha ha ha!

Speaker 9 Jeremy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 1 This is a great one submitted by a listener that despite Jeremy's enthusiasm, the Heat would be a play-in team if the season ended today.

Speaker 3 Come on.

Speaker 1 They both have BAM like last five games.

Speaker 3 I noticed.

Speaker 10 They're the most exciting average team in NBA history.

Speaker 1 You're not fair.

Speaker 21 That's sweet spot.

Speaker 34 Number 10, baby.

Speaker 3 Woo!

Speaker 9 Mike Ryan, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 28 I can't go away from that damn Reno chan.

Speaker 3 It's been living rent-free in my head since I heard it.

Speaker 24 This is not a human thing to do.

Speaker 13 Just stunned the people at the Bernabeo.

Speaker 3 Should we chant after this?

Speaker 1 I can't believe he tried to do it again. We should never chant again.

Speaker 9 I actually think that we could change and should change the Let's Go chant to do it more like I like the remix that Dan does better now. I'm coming around on this one.

Speaker 3 I do.

Speaker 9 Chris, what do you have? Funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 12 Staying in this game, the Dolphins' kicker, Riley Patterson, taped his wrists.

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 12 That's a good question. I don't know.
Maybe in case he has to make a tackle.

Speaker 33 Just in case. You nailed it.
Just in case.

Speaker 12 It looked ridiculous to me.

Speaker 6 Seemed unnecessary.

Speaker 9 Jay Feely wore wristbands for a similar reason. People sweat as the kicker.
Tony, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 23 Just watching us on the live stream be so hopeful at the beginning of the game.

Speaker 15 And then as every quarter, every drive, every play would happen, a little bit less in the tank. It got to a point where we were really down across the board when

Speaker 23 the extra point got blocked. I kind of had to be the quarterback and rally troops.

Speaker 16 Guys, hey, we're not out of this. Let's go.

Speaker 34 Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Come on.

Speaker 24 And then we were completely out of it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, and a lot of people tuned in just to watch you guys suffer. Greg, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 10 An NFL official plows through sean payton knocks him on his ass and sean payton gets penalized 15 yards sean payton got up like what's up you want some

Speaker 10 couldn't happen to a nicer coach

Speaker 1 zaz what was the funniest thing from the sports yeah so yesterday the the the rangers lost the red wings 2-1 and there was an empty net at the end of the game you know how that goes but the time runs out and the rangers player game's over and the rangers player still decides to shoot the puck into the empty net.

Speaker 3 Dan, all hell broke loose.

Speaker 1 Rangers goalie, Jonathan Quick ran off the bench and started a brawl.

Speaker 3 It was a melee.

Speaker 1 Look at that. Look at that, Dan.
It was a melee because the player shot it into the empty net well after the buzzer. You don't do that, Dan.

Speaker 24 Don't do that.

Speaker 4 Beautiful looking photo. It is.

Speaker 3 It is a good looking photo. I want to wallet size that.

Speaker 9 Greg, you're the wordsmith around here. Is it melee or melee? Melee.
It's melee? Yes.

Speaker 9 I saw this weekend Aaron Rodgers. This isn't the funny part, but what happened after he broke his wrist? I'm assuming it's a broken wrist.

Speaker 9 He gets tackled and he lands on the wrist and he immediately starts clutching his left wrist and doesn't stop clutching his left wrist.

Speaker 9 But he did play one more play with what looked like a broken wrist. And when they broke the huddle, he clapped his hands.

Speaker 31 You have to.

Speaker 23 Muscle murmur.

Speaker 9 Yeah, but he shouldn't have. He was clapping a broken wrist.

Speaker 1 Remember, it was like two seasons ago. Tyler Hero broke his wrist in the game, and then they passed it to him in the corner and he shot it.

Speaker 3 It was an airball.

Speaker 9 Jeremy, what kind of corrections do we need to make on my 40-year-old Bears' memories of defenses that were better than the championship Bears?

Speaker 1 86 Bears better, 85 Bears better, 84 Bears set the sack record with three guys with double-digit sacks. I see nothing of the 83 game.

Speaker 1 83 was their worst offensive year.

Speaker 26 Folks, the leaves are turning. The weather's getting a little chillier.

Speaker 19 That means the football games are more important.

Speaker 3 That means football time should be Miller time.

Speaker 13 Game day hits different with a Miller light in your hand.

Speaker 19 From jaw-dropping touchdowns to fantasy heartbreaks, my fantasy season's season's over already, but you know what makes that better?

Speaker 34 Miller time!

Speaker 26 It's the beer that's been there for every moment.

Speaker 21 50 years of great taste, simple ingredients, and then iconic golden color you can spot from across the room. And here's the kicker: it's just 96 calories, 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Speaker 16 The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different five decades later.

Speaker 21 So, whatever your game day looks like, remember Miller time is always a good time.

Speaker 19 Miller Light, great taste, 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com/slash Dan to find delivery options near you.

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Speaker 19 It's Miller time.

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