Postgame Show: Dudderdudders (feat. Julian G)

Speaker 1 Before we get to Juju, we got to get the boldest take here. The Boost Mobile boldest take.
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Speaker 2 Does believing in a conspiracy theory inherently make me a conspiracy theorist? Home addresses are the Dewey decimal system for houses. Adam Silver looks like a Breatharian.

Speaker 2 Jeremy Tashay is a guy that shows up at work and tries to convince everybody that driving a minivan is cool and extremely practical. Limited fake Tina Turner from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Speaker 2 He's just a rocket of mine.

Speaker 5 Why does Rex Rhine look like he can eat pistachios like they're sunflower seeds? Don't like 2-1, I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.

Speaker 5 Went to a drugs back with his itty bitty face and a DN starts to chase, he won't run.

Speaker 5 Is Justin Herbert good?

Speaker 2 My dad used to call shoes dutter-dudders.

Speaker 6 What was that?

Speaker 4 That last one?

Speaker 3 His dad used to call shoes dutter-dutters.

Speaker 6 Of course, you didn't know that. So call it long, something longer instead of something shorter.

Speaker 3 Let's bring aboard Juju here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.

Speaker 7 Pretty good, brother. How you doing? I'd like to remind you that my name is Julian G.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry. You know, we want to make sure that everybody acknowledges the credibility that comes along with Julian G and his appearances, of course.
Sorry about that, Julian G.

Speaker 3 Hey, you heard us talking earlier about NBA players who could make good softball players. You got some thoughts?

Speaker 7 Yes, sir. It made me co-op.
Oh, look, I love that. It just distracted me.
I love that nameplate right there. Thank you to the video team.
You are all mentions.

Speaker 7 But yeah, it made me develop a top five NBA softball player list. Let's go.

Speaker 7 Number five, Carl Anthony Towns.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's got a softball body.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and he's a Dominican brother, so you already know it's in his blood.

Speaker 7 Number four, Paolo Banqueto.

Speaker 1 Love this team you're building here.

Speaker 7 Yes, sir, man. Angels in the outfield.
Number three,

Speaker 7 Al

Speaker 7 Horford.

Speaker 3 What positions do you envision out? He can't move very much these days. Like catcher, maybe?

Speaker 7 Catcher or first base only.

Speaker 6 I can see Al Warford being your pitcher.

Speaker 4 Yeah, who's going to be pitching?

Speaker 6 I can see this. Because he's Dominican?

Speaker 1 No, just because I can, you know, he's not moving a lot, but he's like a team leader. I could see him out there with the mask.

Speaker 3 And because he's Dominican.

Speaker 1 The pitchers wear the mask so like they don't get hit in the face with the ball.

Speaker 7 All right. Yeah, he's also Dominican.
Number two, Jaime Jacques Jr.

Speaker 3 What are we doing there? All right.

Speaker 6 Okay. Here's a pattern.

Speaker 6 Let him cook.

Speaker 4 Let's see who he's got.

Speaker 7 Number one,

Speaker 7 at shortstop, Jose Alvarado.

Speaker 6 Julian, you've caught on to what you did, yeah? Good listen. I think it's a play on for me.

Speaker 3 I mean, Julian, how is Joe Ingalls not on that list?

Speaker 7 He didn't make the cut.

Speaker 3 All right, that guy screamed softball player to me.

Speaker 3 Mike, did you see on Monday Night Raw a couple of nights ago, they were in Madison Square Garden? All right, there was a lot of celebrities there.

Speaker 3 Celebrities, athletes, the New York Giants were sitting first show. Cam Scataboo.

Speaker 6 People are worked up about that.

Speaker 3 Cam Scataboo is in a boot. He's in a walking boot.
He had an altercation, Julian G,

Speaker 3 with the Judgment Day. You see that?

Speaker 7 Right. I wanted to get you guys' opinion because when I saw it, I was like, my boy's foot was the other way a couple weeks ago.
And now he's having a shoving match with a top athlete.

Speaker 7 So I wanted to get you guys' opinion. Is that safe or is it a play

Speaker 3 Yeah, people were mad. So Cam Scatabu, he had an altercation over the railing.
He ended up shoving J.D. McDonough to the ground.

Speaker 6 And getting shoved back.

Speaker 3 Yep. Then you had a little bit of a

Speaker 3 scuffle.

Speaker 3 You know, a good like eight or nine guys were Andrew Schultz was involved in it as well.

Speaker 3 And then Scatabu, he put out a tweet either later that night or the next day defending himself where he said, hey, honestly, if you don't like that I'm having a good good time while dealing with a tough time, then just go ahead and unfollow and casually move on.

Speaker 3 I'm not able to play football and have the fun I've been having my whole life, so I'm doing things outside the box, trying to find stuff to keep me happy.

Speaker 3 Enjoy the rest of y'all's week, and just don't talk about me if you ain't got nothing nice to say. I gotta tell you, it's pretty well put by Cam Scataboo there.

Speaker 6 He shouldn't be what? I mean, if you're a Giants fan, or I guess most importantly, in that front office, responsible for having him on your team and overlooking how he's recovering from this.

Speaker 6 I don't think you want that. I don't think that was very smart for him.

Speaker 3 What's happening there? They didn't strike him out.

Speaker 6 He was

Speaker 3 a chair to his boot.

Speaker 6 If you watch the video,

Speaker 6 he's putting a lot of weight on that ankle. I know he's in a boot and he's walking and they're designed to put some weight on it, but that's not something you want to see.
The optics are bad.

Speaker 6 And furthermore, optics are important.

Speaker 6 professional like him should understand that. I don't think just

Speaker 6 that that statement that he put out, while I think most people are down with that sentiment, he's got to understand why people would have a problem with it and he can't just dismiss it.

Speaker 1 Do we think this was planned before the injury?

Speaker 1 How far in advance do they plan these things?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Does that change anything for you? Like it was planned?

Speaker 6 I think the lapse in judgment is like, hey, I can't get shoved.

Speaker 6 Maybe that was the plan and then something happened in there. But either way, he ended up getting shoved and tripping over himself.

Speaker 6 There's a time that he is specifically on that ankle and has to pick himself up a little bit. It's not something that you want to see.
If he were on your team, you'd have a problem with it.

Speaker 6 Tells me his rehab is going better than faster than what we anticipated. The ankle feels better.
He's already pushing people and doing stuff and taking steps.

Speaker 6 That's a play-on for me. Also, did you see him over the weekend at MSG? Massive card UFC 322.
He was in the stands with an icy one.

Speaker 8 Oh, he's got that grill.

Speaker 8 You know about that grill?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I know about that grill right there, bro. I think, like you said, to Mike's point, during the video, his homeboy, you can see he shake, hey, you good? Like, are you okay?

Speaker 7 And he was like, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. Because it's such a, it's, it's just crazy to see and just crazy to imagine him being pushed back.

Speaker 7 Like you say, like, if he wants to be in on the antics, I get it. But as a Giants fan, hold on now.
That's the future. So, yeah, I think I can see it both ways.

Speaker 3 I got, I got no issue with it. I think that's a big nothing burger right there.

Speaker 3 Julian G,

Speaker 3 we have a lot of great listeners every single day. Is there one who was who maybe rose above the rest today?

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, man.

Speaker 7 For for your positivity man i just want to salute fox white from the youtube chat man

Speaker 7 you sir are the listener of the day just for positivity all right love that hey so thursday night football this week bills texans how you feeling juju that's your squad right there yes sir man i think that with the bills this year Every week is going to be like rolling the dice.

Speaker 7 You feel me? Because with the Bills front office's just

Speaker 7 inability to surround Josh Allen with talent, every week is going to rely heavy on his back, on his decision making, on his just competence.

Speaker 7 And that's how the Bills used to play back in a couple of years ago. But now to find them back in this same role is like the big puzzle this year.
It's not like they're bad.

Speaker 7 It's just going to be like if Josh is feeling good today, awesome game. If he's kind of has his cowboy hat on and doing crazy stuff, they might lose to the dolphins.
You feel me?

Speaker 7 So, I think they are definitely on upset watch with the Texans. It's not going to be as easy as people think it is.

Speaker 3 Yo, this Twitter situation is a disaster for me. Like, I'm going through this whole, I don't know if you saw this, Julian G, but my Twitter's been hacked, right?

Speaker 3 Apparently, I sell Bitcoin now and I'm trying to, I can't even access it. I can't even, I can't even go check out what's going on.

Speaker 3 So, I'm going through the whole, you know, recover your account kind of deal, this whole rigmarole, and I get the email back.

Speaker 3 And they tell me that they cannot verify that I'm the actual account holder. So, I don't think I have Twitter anymore.

Speaker 7 Damn, bro. We need to everybody to tweet at Twitter, bro.
Freeze As Low account. If you're out there listening,

Speaker 7 tweet it right now, man. Hashtag freeze ass low.
Sucks.

Speaker 3 Uh, Chuju,

Speaker 3 we got some polls update here. Let's do it, man.

Speaker 7 Yes, sir. Does Notre Dame have to kick back a little bit of the action to the Vatican?

Speaker 7 93% of the audience says yes, they do.

Speaker 8 Damn. I can see that.

Speaker 7 I'd like to take this time out right now to also tell the listeners, listen to Zaszlo Show 2.0, bro. Where can we find that?

Speaker 3 Oh, that's awesome. Thank you, Julian G.
Zaszlo Show 2.0. Wherever you get your podcast,

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And that's great for the algorithm. All right.
You guys know I got a good algorithm.

Speaker 3 But if you do this, it's great for the algorithm. Please like, rate, comment, all that stuff.
Zazzlo show 2.0. Thank you for mentioning that.

Speaker 7 No doubt, brother. Has Liam Neeson aged out of action star?

Speaker 7 55% of the audience says yes, he has.

Speaker 4 Dang.

Speaker 3 I don't think he has.

Speaker 7 Right. I don't think he has either.
I saw him on like an ice snowy road the other day on Netflix. He was kicking ass.

Speaker 6 He filmed that like eight years ago.

Speaker 7 Ah, never mind.

Speaker 6 You see that cricket gait and naked gun? The hair, though, is suspiciously dark.

Speaker 7 Did you know that John Lovitz was supposed to be in bad boys?

Speaker 7 82% of the audience said, no, they didn't.

Speaker 4 Nah, no, they didn't.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Is Pablo Torre more shameless than Donald Trump? What are we doing to Pablo?

Speaker 7 66% of the audience says, yes, he is. Oh, come on.

Speaker 8 I can see that.

Speaker 7 And the last poll, if you have to give your partner an ultimatum, should you just break up?

Speaker 7 90% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.

Speaker 3 Thanks, Juju.

Speaker 7 Yes, sir. Thank y'all.