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Speaker 9 Welcome to the Big Sue,

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Speaker 26 Why are you listening to this show?

Speaker 9 The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast.

Speaker 28 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Speaker 9 In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

Speaker 32 I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's prize if they're just there.

Speaker 26 That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it.

Speaker 9 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Speaker 35 Have you seen this?

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Speaker 14 I love the visual image of Greg Cody and a home he's lived for 30 years,

Speaker 44 trying not to be lonely amid a family that's just eating up the red zone in the four o'clock hour, even if they're bad games, just because here come the Cowboys.

Speaker 45 Oh, oh, is George Pickens? Oh, he's their number one now.

Speaker 30 It's not CeeDee Lamb anymore.

Speaker 46 And oh, we're going to get to watch CeeDee Lamb get mad at Dak Prescott.

Speaker 48 Get mad for dropping the ball because the ball was in your hands and all of a sudden you dropped it? You went like this and made an O, and the ball went right through like a tire on a swing?

Speaker 50 Please,

Speaker 50 CeeDee Lamb.

Speaker 43 George Pickens is taking over that team.

Speaker 51 He seemed like he'd be useful in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 52 It seems like he's he's pretty good at wide receiver, but

Speaker 54 the show's moving a little bit fast for me, and the weekend is as well.

Speaker 43 Like Tom Brady said, what?

Speaker 28 Ooh, I mean, the wild headlines.

Speaker 48 If you were locked in on that Cowboys and Eagles game like I was, bad luck.

Speaker 56 But you have to ask yourself, why can they say it?

Speaker 29 The Colts and Chiefs game is Mahomes rescuing his season.

Speaker 43 It is getting us ready to gallop through December and the holidays on, oh, that team still needs to be feared. You had them this close to dead.

Speaker 57 Daniel Jones, all you got to do is not be Daniel Jones in a fourth quarter and overtime where the Chiefs are going for 300 yards and the Colts, best offense in the league, you're getting 18 on the road in the cold.

Speaker 57 18 yards, not 18 points.

Speaker 43 Daniel Jones, that's why they don't trust you.

Speaker 64 That's why in any game going forward in the future, if the Chiefs are in it against the Colts, the Chiefs will be the betting favored by three and a half or more because everyone kind of knows, oh, if it's going to be just bootlegs and tight ends and we're we're hiding Daniel Jones and we're not gonna throw the ball down the field, and they didn't try that at all, the Chiefs are gonna gobble you up on offense in December when it gets a little colder and we have to play outdoors.

Speaker 26 But they won't if they have to go through the Colts.

Speaker 35 Have you seen this?

Speaker 3 The Colts and the Chiefs played a football game.

Speaker 2 Now, the Colts' record might be better, perceived by many to be better.

Speaker 56 But then the two teams played.

Speaker 49 And then the Chiefs won.

Speaker 16 That makes the Chiefs better.

Speaker 37 You understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 35 Head-to-head, man.

Speaker 16 What's happening in college football should scare scare you.

Speaker 35 It should scare your family and your kids.

Speaker 71 Are you wearing eyeliner?

Speaker 72 It's not important.

Speaker 12 What's important is what happens on the field is supposed to matter.

Speaker 39 Invoking acronyms like SOS, SRS, SAG, FOH, Q-L, D-E-I.

Speaker 16 That's what I like to say.

Speaker 75 Get away from the group of five.

Speaker 39 What happens on the field matters.

Speaker 35 What is happening in college football, hate to say it, is woke.

Speaker 74 That's right. And it's gay.

Speaker 76 Oh, you didn't just do that.

Speaker 40 analytics want gay everything i'm sorry that's

Speaker 56 that's what they're doing you didn't escalate that quickly we're not we're not transitive property used to matter if miami beat notre dame that's a trans issue that people should be paying attention to and not ignoring really with george harrison near you really that's how you're gonna do this i ran this by jeremy because he is woke the alphabet mafia

Speaker 39 This guy gets it, dude.

Speaker 2 I like this guy.

Speaker 37 Seriously, though, we can't allow this to happen.

Speaker 69 Two teams played. Please stop, Mike.
Please stop. In fact, ask yourself.

Speaker 55 I can't do this for you.

Speaker 39 Ask yourself.

Speaker 35 If two teams played and one team won, and they have the same record, does that not make sense?

Speaker 45 Colds played the Chiefs yesterday.

Speaker 53 At least in this country.

Speaker 14 The Chiefs,

Speaker 43 Greg, the Chiefs announced, like, it was funny to watch it come down to this kind of cold mat.

Speaker 45 If the Chiefs win this game, they're going to make the playoffs by probabilities.

Speaker 77 And if they lose this game and they're down 20 to 9 in fourth quarter, it looks like they're kind of done.

Speaker 65 You might want to bury this team right now.

Speaker 80 Like you might want to finish them right now because we see how hurt the Patriots are, how injured the Patriots are.

Speaker 81 The wheels are going to fall off of that thing before it gets to the finish line.

Speaker 82 So now what are you going to do if Mahomes is coming for you as Romo is galloping through November with here comes playoff Mahomes?

Speaker 78 Here comes, he's warning you.

Speaker 67 He was warning you on those fourth quarter drives and then the Chiefs and the Colts.

Speaker 58 Colts best offense in the league, Zaslow.

Speaker 83 The Chiefs go for 300 yards in the fourth quarter and beyond in overtime.

Speaker 65 And the Colts, it's punt, punt, punt, punt.

Speaker 75 There's still multiple teams between Kansas City and the playoff spots.

Speaker 75 Like, they're only a game back, yes, but there's two other teams they would have to jump before they even get to the final playoffs.

Speaker 62 The point is, they saved their season. The point is, the playoffs started yesterday for the Chiefs.

Speaker 75 Well, so what does that mean? Like, they have to win the rest of their games?

Speaker 20 They're not going to be able to do it. They've got to win more games than they lose, especially in the AFC.

Speaker 75 No, they'll have to be a lot better than winning more games than they lose.

Speaker 29 You guys made, this is what happened.

Speaker 60 You guys made the game at Denver must-win and then it wasn't must-win.

Speaker 64 You made the Colts must win, must-win, and now they're back in the game.

Speaker 66 Like, we understand.

Speaker 60 We understand it's a flawed team.

Speaker 39 They can't run the ball.

Speaker 85 Like, you're going to need that in December. You can't keep asking Mahomes to do everything.

Speaker 60 Like, that's the first one-score game they've won this season.

Speaker 75 I'm just saying, they probably have to go 5-1 the rest of the way to make the playoffs. And if they do that, it's playing every game on the board.

Speaker 60 That's not the point. Look, that's nice.

Speaker 68 We can talk about all that and we'll spend the weeks and the holidays discussing that.

Speaker 45 Probabilities, whatnot.

Speaker 83 Mahomes saved their season.

Speaker 86 The Chiefs have been at nine straight of these

Speaker 51 AFC Conference Championship games.

Speaker 58 It's nine straight.

Speaker 56 But have you seen this?

Speaker 16 The EPA tells you Indianapolis is better.

Speaker 74 But your eyes told you different.

Speaker 36 That game happened.

Speaker 49 It should matter to you and your family because this is woke and gay.

Speaker 33 You did this already.

Speaker 55 Did you get that then?

Speaker 14 I'm not going to be able to allow him to keep doing this.

Speaker 44 You're going to have to go. You're going to have to go again, Mike.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 43 I don't even know what to accuse you of here.

Speaker 44 Let me see here.

Speaker 20 They're penalizing minor penalty.

Speaker 17 Talk about the left.

Speaker 17 You're f ⁇ ing on. You're carrying up this woke agenda.

Speaker 36 You can't get more woke.

Speaker 16 than saying one team is better when they lost a head-to-head matchup.

Speaker 39 This should scare you. You have to leave.

Speaker 32 You have to leave.

Speaker 31 You and your eyeliner.

Speaker 55 You're going to have to go.

Speaker 33 You have to get out of here.

Speaker 22 He's not wearing an eyeliner.

Speaker 2 I'm not.

Speaker 26 I have some Egyptian roots.

Speaker 32 Get out of here.

Speaker 46 Of the football yesterday, okay?

Speaker 53 It was funny to see the Browns have their first 50-yard pass in 15 games.

Speaker 2 Isaiah Bond, Dan, that's who it was right on the sideline of 16.

Speaker 60 The Raiders exist just for everyone else to get better.

Speaker 57 Chip Kelly is fired in the middle of the night.

Speaker 43 Highest paid offensive coordinator because the Raiders are truly terrible.

Speaker 62 So terrible that Shadur Sanders, who can't play quarterback, just won a road game by double digits because the Raiders stink.

Speaker 75 Raiders have such good offensive players. Chip Kelly couldn't do anything with these guys.

Speaker 69 Sucks. No, but fired also.

Speaker 14 Chip Kelly fired

Speaker 57 highest paid offensive coordinator in the league.

Speaker 43 Put that over there. Also put over there just Jameis Winston football.

Speaker 29 All of it, right? Catching a pass, stiff arm.

Speaker 39 That was awesome.

Speaker 82 No, and third and 17, like breaking a tackle on a sack. And it was just all Jameis.

Speaker 87 And then at the end, of course, they're going to lose because we all knew they were going to lose.

Speaker 19 Come on, we're so close.

Speaker 88 We got them.

Speaker 89 Everyone knew that that's how that was going to.

Speaker 90 Tell me that we didn't know.

Speaker 39 Trick-or-treat, Dan, you knew it.

Speaker 77 No, but more to point, though, you're like doing the math in the fourth quarter of, oh, 13, really?

Speaker 63 You're going to let the Lions beat you with seven.

Speaker 38 You're going to let the Lions.

Speaker 61 I'm going to kick a field goal here. Okay.

Speaker 58 Look, look, a couple of things yesterday.

Speaker 45 Weird.

Speaker 68 You tell me if it's not weird.

Speaker 51 Have you guys gotten used to this yet?

Speaker 78 The Cowboys Eagles game is 21-21.

Speaker 60 There's three and a half minutes left.

Speaker 81 It's fourth and goal, and the Cowboys aren't kicking the field goal.

Speaker 91 They're going for seven with three and a half minutes left in the game when the Eagles haven't done anything offensively in the last three quarters.

Speaker 81 Yeah, Mike McDaniels.

Speaker 78 Are you guys yet used to this?

Speaker 92 The new normal in football where they're treating...

Speaker 77 No, seven's worth more than three.

Speaker 39 Four points.

Speaker 60 Seven? And I'm going to keep going for seven, even if the math doesn't make sense to you because three and a half minutes left in a game.

Speaker 90 Schottenheimer's kid.

Speaker 54 It's like old school Schottenheimer's kid is saying, no, we go for it on fourth and short at the goal line because touchdowns are worth more than field goals.

Speaker 26 And when you're this close, that's what we do in this sport now.

Speaker 48 It didn't only happen in the Cowboys and Eagles games.

Speaker 48 If you go to the one o'clock slate, the Patriots and the Bengals game, the Pats had two, basically, they had eight downs at like the two-yard line, ran a bunch of stuff into the offensive line.

Speaker 48 They got a penalty, got a new first down, and then went fourth and down, went out on downs over there, too. So it was like, they just went for it, no kicking field goals, just try to get a touchdown.

Speaker 83 To me, though, the story of the day is Colts, Chiefs, can you wrestle it away from them?

Speaker 70 And to me, the stat pull away from that game for me, and

Speaker 43 we are understanding that the Chiefs dominated that game, right? And then took over the story of that game at the end.

Speaker 59 But Daniel Jones not able to throw the ball more than 20 yards all game when that offense had been in the red zone 26 times this season and scored 22 touchdowns.

Speaker 60 You were here to prove to me that you're what the Chiefs offense used to be.

Speaker 63 Roll through half a season being the best thing in the league.

Speaker 78 Nobody can touch you, 30, but it's going to be required of you, Jones.

Speaker 81 Can you do it with bootlegs and scheming?

Speaker 92 Can you do it with tight ends?

Speaker 46 Or can you do it down the field outdoors later in the season when we trust you won't become Daniel Jones again, right?

Speaker 54 Like that's the story being told yesterday is that King Kong is on the cusp of you can push all of this off the mountain if none of you want to see it in the playoffs as the Patriots physically fall apart.

Speaker 63 Nobody wants to see this thing.

Speaker 60 Nobody wants to see Patrick Mahomes alive and swinging in the playoffs.

Speaker 24 I think the story of the season so far in the NFL, and it's been an intriguing season, is that Patrick Mahomes and that KC defense make the Chiefs as good as just about any team in the league other than the LA Rams.

Speaker 24 For me, the Rams are the most all-round.

Speaker 31 Yeah, but that's not what the Bills have to win in this conference.

Speaker 55 The Rams are somewhere else.

Speaker 59 Look, Luir, we're in agreement that whatever comes, I think we're in agreement on this, right?

Speaker 60 Whatever comes out of the AFC is going to be flawed.

Speaker 24 Yes.

Speaker 85 Whatever the thing is, and if you're going to make all of them flawed, the Chiefs are going to be

Speaker 64 the most feared flawed thing.

Speaker 62 But no, the Rams, no, the Rams are a buzzsaw, and the Seahawks are great too.

Speaker 66 And the Eagles can beat anybody except that weird short-circuiting that just happened to them yesterday because football's funny.

Speaker 75 And Detroit right now is not even a playoff team in the NFC.

Speaker 60 Well, and Detroit Detroit showed you nothing beating the Giants and Jameis that way because of the silliness of that game. The Giants also did.

Speaker 60 So you guys saw that Malik Neighbors is questioning the Giants.

Speaker 13 Look at this, man, in your Football Sunday.

Speaker 84 While Cody's trying to get Messi off the ground,

Speaker 65 the headlines are rolling in.

Speaker 80 Malik Neighbors questioning that the Giants are losing on purpose.

Speaker 60 That is fundamentally useless.

Speaker 47 The worst thing that a player who is not playing can do to your team on a day off, say the games are rigged.

Speaker 60 Like, this is not helpful in any way.

Speaker 88 How does he think that that's okay to put that out there?

Speaker 90 This thing is crazy.

Speaker 91 What am I missing?

Speaker 65 That Malik Neighbors would think so little of his organization that he would say, I think we're rigging games on purpose to lose them by way of analysis of how the Giants lost because this is how it is with Jameis.

Speaker 90 He'll make you crazy.

Speaker 75 Like, who was the first person to call Malik Neighbors and tell him to take it down? Was it the PR guy? Was it his agent? Did he just say, oh, wow, that was unbelievably stupid?

Speaker 75 I'll just take it down myself.

Speaker 48 Nah, it wasn't a self-thing.

Speaker 20 It was a call.

Speaker 88 But what is that?

Speaker 95 How is the judgment that bad?

Speaker 88 So bad.

Speaker 48 Also, was he not around last year when they were losing on purpose too?

Speaker 7 Like, he didn't see that?

Speaker 20 Okay, but you.

Speaker 24 He's right. Malik Neighbors was right in one thing he wrote there.

Speaker 24 It was the line, you don't kick a field goal with five question marks. You kick a field goal there.
Mike McDaniels was wrong last week, and they're wrong this week for not doing that.

Speaker 11 Guys, can you come?

Speaker 55 He wasn't wrong last week, though.

Speaker 26 He wasn't wrong last week.

Speaker 39 No, he was.

Speaker 11 Not by percentages.

Speaker 24 No, I wasn't I don't care about percentages Greg I don't care about percentages Greg I want logic

Speaker 39 data have you seen this are you aware greg's the only one making sense thank you you're all citing charts numbers and crafts what he's talking about is what he's seeing on the field

Speaker 39 that should matter and if it doesn't matter we've lost all hope

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Speaker 28 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 24 A woman who was out swimming with her friends is believed to have been swallowed whole by a 13-foot shark without any of her friends noticing.

Speaker 28 That's the weirdest part about that story.

Speaker 24 You're swimming with friends, you're having a good time, and then all of a sudden, people are looking around and go, where's Shelly?

Speaker 24 Like, nobody screamed.

Speaker 98 Every friend group has a Shelly, though, that if they go missing because a shark ate them whole, you wouldn't notice.

Speaker 9 Classic Shelly.

Speaker 75 Exactly, right.

Speaker 7 Stugats.

Speaker 22 She went quietly, apparently. If I'm swallowed whole by a shark, you're going to know it.

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Speaker 43 I know math is bad for an Audio Monday, but Greg, the decision that McDaniel made in Madrid gave them a 3.5%

Speaker 31 better chance of win probability.

Speaker 33 That makes it the correct mathematical decision if you're always playing probabilities as the odds.

Speaker 24 Use your gut, okay? And you got a gut. Use your gut, okay?

Speaker 24 Don't be a slave to numbers. When you're tied going into

Speaker 24 the last two minutes of the game, you kick a field goal and then you trust your defense.

Speaker 35 I'm hearing this.

Speaker 39 Are you hearing this?

Speaker 35 Are you seeing this?

Speaker 2 Numbers are bad.

Speaker 35 Numbers get in the way.

Speaker 12 Numbers are woke and gay.

Speaker 43 Greg, the thing that you're doing that is the wrong thing to do here is I want, if someone is winning on my behalf in any industry, for that person to have the best probabilities of winning in wherever the margins are for winning.

Speaker 60 So if they're going to reject the math of I had a 3.5% better chance than this, but I went with my gut, I'd accept the explanation, but I want the person who will choose the best mathematical path because it's the most prudent route.

Speaker 24 But if you're going by mathematics and analytics and all that stuff, you don't even need a person.

Speaker 24 You need AI to coach you, and I don't mean Alan Iverson. Anyone can look at a computer and look at those algorithms and what have you and say what you said.

Speaker 19 It's not the truth.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 24 You got to use the human touch.

Speaker 37 Greg is making all the sense.

Speaker 35 You want to invoke numbers in computers.

Speaker 12 They're coming for your job.

Speaker 16 That should scare you and your family.

Speaker 35 What matters is what happened on the field.

Speaker 2 Quality losses.

Speaker 16 That's a joke.

Speaker 37 How about quality wins?

Speaker 36 In head-to-head matchups, it's woke.

Speaker 37 And it's bad.

Speaker 49 And gay.

Speaker 31 Okay, again with this.

Speaker 43 Okay, you're gonna do that again then.

Speaker 44 All right, so

Speaker 39 minor penalty, two minutes.

Speaker 17 Tremendous. Kagason.

Speaker 36 You've seen this?

Speaker 40 They're trying to silence me.

Speaker 12 And it starts with me.

Speaker 36 Then the Miami Hurricanes. And then you.

Speaker 17 And your family.

Speaker 20 Minor penalty. Two minutes.
Dumpster juice.

Speaker 24 Takes. Takes.

Speaker 36 And gay.

Speaker 20 Minor penalty. Two minutes.
Murdering the shore with their bare hands and a dismemberment kit in cold blood.

Speaker 31 I'm trying to talk math here with my stubborn friend, and I just want to invoke Zaslow and Tony on this because I think your son is also math averse.

Speaker 92 We're in a new normal now, right?

Speaker 29 Where the thing he's complaining, he's like two weeks behind on McDaniel did the wrong thing.

Speaker 64 No, he didn't.

Speaker 84 All these coaches are going to kind of on fourth and goal.

Speaker 43 If they're inside the five, they're going to go for seven and not three anymore because they've realized, like they did in basketball, we're like, oh, three points are worth more than two, or like they did in baseball.

Speaker 92 Home runs are better than not home runs.

Speaker 25 You just got to keep shaking your head at that.

Speaker 60 They've all figured out seven is worth more than three.

Speaker 51 I'm going to go for seven if I'm inside the five.

Speaker 67 I don't care what the game situation is.

Speaker 63 It's not even as much about that.

Speaker 75 Although, yes, of course, you're right. It's that these kickers kick and make field goals from everywhere.

Speaker 54 Yesterday, 59, 59, 61, as if it's normal.

Speaker 91 Three of them.

Speaker 60 Like, it's just, we're going to, here we go.

Speaker 79 59, 59, 61.

Speaker 48 Easy and it clear the goal post by like six yards.

Speaker 79 Outdoors, outdoors, outdoors with wind wind at 59, 59, 61.

Speaker 60 And you're like, what the hell?

Speaker 75 Three-point lead, giving the ball up with two minutes left is nothing.

Speaker 7 And then you have to kick off, if they get it at like the 35, they have to go like 20 yards.

Speaker 24 You're giving the ball up with less than two minutes left, and the other team has zero timeouts.

Speaker 22 That just time at two minutes.

Speaker 13 Look, Greg, I just love that we're already here for the boldness of Schottenheimer, okay, whose dad never would have done it this way.

Speaker 43 His dad was always losing in the playoffs with 14 and two teams because he would have never never done it the way that his kid is doing it. The Cowboys are not as good as the Eagles.

Speaker 43 They traded Michael Parsons because they are not as good as the Eagles.

Speaker 34 They know they're not as good as the Eagles, but they're there late in the game.

Speaker 44 They're capable of winning and George Pickens is going off.

Speaker 43 At the end of the game, it's 21-21.

Speaker 45 They've got the ball inside of four minutes.

Speaker 34 It's fourth and goal and they fail to make it.

Speaker 43 But no one questions that they would go for it anymore.

Speaker 29 I don't feel like in today's NFL.

Speaker 87 We're not playing the way you did four weeks ago even, where they're all going to get more aggressive at this, and all of the offenses are going to be efficient enough when it's like, wait a minute.

Speaker 14 So we've got to get 10 yards on four downs.

Speaker 29 And we haven't been using this fourth one.

Speaker 63 Like 10 yards, when we can get two and three here, we've not been using this fourth one all season because we're afraid of doing it at our 40-yard line.

Speaker 63 Even in college sports, you're seeing like crazy. Everyone's going for it inside.

Speaker 75 Do you see what FAU did?

Speaker 63 Inside their own 20, inside their own 30.

Speaker 75 FAU went for fourth and one in the third quarter from their 10.

Speaker 27 Good. They scored a touchdown on the play.
Good, exactly right.

Speaker 39 And it actually goes back to...

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 48 That's actually impressive. I didn't see that.
But it goes back to the Colts and Chiefs games.

Speaker 48 There was a play late, I want to say in the third quarter or maybe early fourth quarter, Colts had a third and one, and they throw a 35-yard pass to Alec Pierce somewhere down there.

Speaker 48 Fourth and one at like their 39 or 40, and then they punt the ball. It's like it's fourth and one.
You got Daniel Jones, you got Jonathan Taylor, the best running back in the sport.

Speaker 39 You can't get one yard.

Speaker 46 But guys, what happened yesterday, like to me, this part, if you were going to do just drama and stories, this part,

Speaker 60 the Colts went in with the best offense in the league.

Speaker 73 You told us you're what the Lions have been the last few years.

Speaker 91 You get the ball down the field. You make it look easy.

Speaker 60 You can churn out drive, scoring, drive, scoring drives 26 times in the red zone, 22 touchdowns, even when it gets tight, 22 touchdowns in the red zone.

Speaker 65 Are you that team?

Speaker 86 Oh, no, not in Kansas City, not on the road, not when it counts in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 78 In the fourth quarter, you can put the champion, you can put him out. You can put your foot on the neck of the champion.

Speaker 66 We won 29 in your place.

Speaker 63 We did it your way, and we beat you your way at defense.

Speaker 63 And the Chiefs, fourth quarter on, go for 300 yards, and you go for 18.

Speaker 57 Like, in terms of what it takes to win a football season, honestly, it reminds me of like John Morant and what's going on with Clay Thompson, where Clay Thompson looks down from championship heaven and says, do you know what it takes to like win this?

Speaker 26 Like how much you have to respect the weekly nature of things the colts had a chance to announce themselves to america yesterday they had a chance in the fourth quarter and they let playoff mahomes be playoff mahomes before the playoffs have started because the playoffs have started for the chiefs like the the playoffs are here this is they live for this time of year

Speaker 73 They're here to see if the Colts have the stomach for this. Man, you think Chris Jones is going to be chasing everyone around on the goal line when Mariota's flopping around during the regular season?

Speaker 86 No, he's built for December and January.

Speaker 62 He knows what it takes to win championships.

Speaker 54 He'll try then and occasionally in the fourth quarter when you really need him and he needs to wreck Daniel Jones.

Speaker 48 And he throws the center 16 yards the other way and just goes and gets you. But the thing is, their identity is running the football.
Jonathan Taylor had 16 carries for 56 yards, right?

Speaker 48 Like the identity for the Colts is, yes, we're the team that's going to score 22 times with 26 times in the red zone, but you can't have your best player with 58 yards rushing.

Speaker 50 No, but here, this ignores something, okay?

Speaker 31 And I've told you before to listen to Mina Kimes and the data dump she's doing before games on Friday.

Speaker 14 But before the Bills and the Chiefs played, she said this is what's going to happen here because the Chiefs are very bad at stopping the run up the middle and the Bills are very good at running between the tackles up the middle.

Speaker 44 That's how that game's going to go. The Bills will hold the ball all game, and then the game went exactly that way.

Speaker 73 The fact that the best offense in the league with the MVP, Jonathan Taylor, scored, I don't know how many touchdowns the week before and every week in December, Saquon Barkley time, when we need a running game and we need, it can't be, It's 18 yards in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 65 Like, not when you're getting the 200 and whatever that you did against,

Speaker 51 who was that that he did it to two weeks before?

Speaker 48 The Rams, I think you had like 250-something yards.

Speaker 86 Was it the Rams?

Speaker 82 Jonathan Taylor is obviously great at football.

Speaker 13 The running back is disposable.

Speaker 26 We all know how the quarterback, how important he is.

Speaker 75 You're thinking of the game against the Falcons in Berlin?

Speaker 29 Yes.

Speaker 62 At deciding time yesterday, Daniel Jones had a chance to finish the Chiefs.

Speaker 79 To finish them.

Speaker 80 And he gave you 18 yards of total offense.

Speaker 60 Best offense in the league. That's not me telling a story.

Speaker 86 Those are the facts.

Speaker 77 Everyone saw that on television.

Speaker 60 Chiefs aren't usually in that one o'clock game.

Speaker 69 That's where the Colts have lived for a long time.

Speaker 29 The Chiefs are slumming by coming and saving their season on one o'clock football for you.

Speaker 48 But it's complimentary football that the Colts like to play, right? Their running game opens up the passing game with those bootlegs, with those play actions for Daniel Jones.

Speaker 48 And when you're not afraid of the run because you're stopping everything stonewalling at the line of scrimmage, yeah, Ashton Doolin is going to break a 48-yard run, but like you have Michael Pittman running out of nowhere.

Speaker 48 You have Alec Pierce. You have a guy named Ogletree who catches a touchdown.
They're built to run the ball and then play off of that. They just couldn't.

Speaker 71 Where was Mo Alley Cox when he was in him?

Speaker 2 You know what? Yes.

Speaker 48 One for nine.

Speaker 24 There's too many suspicious, good teams in this league right now.

Speaker 46 Sazlo, what just happened?

Speaker 75 I thought George was about to say something. I got confused.
Like, did George blurt something out and it's I thought George was about to say something.

Speaker 55 Zaz, hold on a second. That's weird.

Speaker 87 Zaz,

Speaker 20 staring at you. I know.

Speaker 61 Everyone's

Speaker 27 no, just shut up, Zaz, okay?

Speaker 47 You got, Zaz, you got...

Speaker 20 My nerd penalty, two minutes, four, not listening to the show.

Speaker 99 I don't care what you got going on with George.

Speaker 62 When the ball gets rotated to you, you're not allowed for it to hit you in the face because you're like, I don't know, I was talking to George.

Speaker 86 Did he say something to me?

Speaker 42 Like, get out.

Speaker 42 Get out.

Speaker 100 You guys want to hear about some football we got Liverpool losing to Nottingham Forest 3-0 this weekend?

Speaker 1 That's soccer. I get it.

Speaker 29 Chris Cody, please tell me what just happened.

Speaker 68 You just saw it. You and I were looking.

Speaker 30 You and I were looking at Zaszlo.

Speaker 20 I threw the ball to him, Dan. I was like, what, what happened? He's open.

Speaker 6 He's looking like a frozen computer.

Speaker 94 It looked like he wanted to talk.

Speaker 95 All of us saw it.

Speaker 86 Me, Tony, and Chris turned to Zaszlo, and instead, he's doing a private show with that asshole George George over there.

Speaker 85 Okay?

Speaker 82 This guy in the corner over here that has been distracting me all show and Greg Cody went on a Ringo star side tangent because he got confused by this person in the corner.

Speaker 26 Ringo.

Speaker 24 All you need is love.

Speaker 2 That's right, Craig.

Speaker 55 That's the same joke you made last time.

Speaker 24 All you need is love, man.

Speaker 26 And so that's all you got? Yes.

Speaker 53 So that is your limited fake Beatles. That is your limited fake

Speaker 31 Ringo star, not George Harrison, right?

Speaker 2 That's right.

Speaker 24 That's all I got.

Speaker 48 What are you laughing about, buddy?

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Speaker 28 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 45 Billy, somebody has written in here,

Speaker 39 I need way more.

Speaker 39 I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 I just said in his headset, haven't you been to all of them too?

Speaker 24 It sounded like you were speaking aloud.

Speaker 36 My bad.

Speaker 22 Totally on me.

Speaker 24 That's 100% on me.

Speaker 39 All right.

Speaker 7 Stugats.

Speaker 24 But that goes without saying.

Speaker 22 Right. That it couldn't happen.
Well, now he said.

Speaker 20 He didn't say it.

Speaker 17 He said he could.

Speaker 19 That's why I had it again.

Speaker 39 Craig, my apologies.

Speaker 87 Craig. What?

Speaker 39 Greg, yeah. Craig.

Speaker 9 He apologized.

Speaker 25 I mean, Craig. Sincerely.

Speaker 7 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 52 The day of football yesterday, okay,

Speaker 71 the week before, okay, Scott Hanson starts at one o'clock with, he's like, and last week in the one o'clock window, seven games the team trailing in the fourth quarter won

Speaker 73 five of them on the last play.

Speaker 62 And here we go.

Speaker 38 Here's seven more hours of are you ready to get crazy?

Speaker 20 And you want me to go to the Barbie room and watch Messi and Los Suarez or whoever that is? Come on.

Speaker 94 And all the games, and all the games are close, even the meaningless ones.

Speaker 51 uh but in the one o'clock window i believe the chiefs took the storyline of the day because i believe this biggest story in this sport and i'm kind of stunned i'm saying this having seen 20 years of brady

Speaker 62 is the nfl this champion is so large now that the biggest story every week is did they win or did they lose Like it's, you're going to tell me the regular season doesn't matter everywhere, but no, I'll know.

Speaker 94 You know what?

Speaker 59 I'll know it doesn't matter when you've eliminated them and I know that they will not be the ones playing in the final game.

Speaker 83 And you've offered offered me an like that we've actually buzz sawed through my homes because this shit's hard.

Speaker 43 When I go back to, I want to play some of this sound from Clay Thompson because I thought it was so interesting to hear him talk like your grandpa about today's kids because he actually knows what it takes and how hard it is to be a champion.

Speaker 59 So hard that Memphis got there for like three months, chirped an awful lot.

Speaker 55 and then cratered as a franchise, crushing their youngest player.

Speaker 69 And so Clay Thompson doesn't respect John Morant, doesn't respect whatever his generation is, doesn't respect that John Morant would throw away publicly.

Speaker 30 Like, it's unbelievable to see Clay Thompson behaving like your grandpa at the end of the Mavericks bench when he's not very good anymore.

Speaker 93 And he just doesn't respect.

Speaker 46 John Morant in a way that said so publicly after the game.

Speaker 84 So let's hear the sound here from Clay Thompson.

Speaker 45 And maybe we'll get an explanation from Zazlo and what the hell he was doing with George.

Speaker 1 And if you didn't see, it was because at the end of the game, Clay took took a final shot, the Mavericks lose, and Ja, who wasn't playing in the game, is just kind of giving him the business.

Speaker 72 With Jaw, he's a funny guy. He has a lot to say all the time, especially for a guy who rarely takes accountability.
But, you know what? That's for another day.

Speaker 72 What did Ja have to say on this occasion?

Speaker 72 Nothing of intelligent, just running his mouth. And it's funny to run your mouth when you're on the bench.
It's kind of the story of career so far, just leaving us wanting more, you know.

Speaker 72 We all want to see him out there and do his best, but letting a lot of other stuff get in the way of that.

Speaker 24 We need that in the NBA.

Speaker 72 We need our best players to be out there. And when you're a star, it comes with a great responsibility.
And

Speaker 72 I hate to see that go to waste.

Speaker 30 You can, any number of times, wherever there is beef.

Speaker 76 And look, Shannon Sharp was trying to fight Memphis.

Speaker 33 Memphis was it for a minute, and John Morant got carried away with whatever that was for a while.

Speaker 14 You rarely hear a champion of this man's credentials so clearly articulate, I don't respect you.

Speaker 45 And that's that, those are the words that cut the most.

Speaker 51 Like, oh, yeah, you got gifts. I've seen a thousand guys who have gifts.

Speaker 20 Do you know what it takes to beat all of them for 10 years?

Speaker 70 Because we got to go get Kevin Durant and because Draymond's punching our teammates because he's a crazy person.

Speaker 62 Like, do you know what it takes?

Speaker 75 Yeah, I think it was a pretty brutal takedown by Clay Thompson there. Like, because he said it really

Speaker 75 succinctly.

Speaker 7 Matter of fact. Yep.

Speaker 75 And while also

Speaker 75 getting the point across in a very strong way. And then, you know, capping it off with, you know, he doesn't take any accountability.
He never does. Not a surprise.
Look,

Speaker 75 I don't think there's a bigger loser move. And I think most NBA players would probably agree with it, than talking trash when you're in street clothes on the bench.

Speaker 75 And then add to it, you're talking trash when you're in street clothes on the bench in the midst of, you know, your worst career season when you actually are playing.

Speaker 31 Oh, and not just your worst career season when you're playing.

Speaker 55 Right now, John Morant, I dare say, is the poster child for this person doesn't care enough about all of his blessings like in sports right now.

Speaker 64 Among superstars, look, this person, this was face of the league 18 months ago.

Speaker 63 This is, you were telling me Anthony Edwards and him were going to be the face of the league because, oh, what grace to have a small guy who's sinewy could be more athletic than everybody.

Speaker 29 And then fame comes to him and all the nonsense comes to him.

Speaker 29 And now, Clay Thompson, champion, pedigree champion, looks down on you, remembers when you challenged them, a fly around an elephant's tail for five months.

Speaker 81 That's the most relevant you've been.

Speaker 63 When you sniffed where they were with greatness for Clay to say, don't respect you.

Speaker 55 Don't respect you since back then.

Speaker 43 You guys don't understand what it takes.

Speaker 69 You've been chirping for years, and look, you've fallen on the neck.

Speaker 60 The only thing that stopped John Morant is whatever is the pressure of being John Morant

Speaker 45 amid being a child amid the responsibilities of that franchise.

Speaker 75 He never plays. He's in the middle of a career war season, and his team sucks.
And talking trash off the bench when you're in street clothes to a champion is suck-a-behavior.

Speaker 2 Wow, suck-a-move?

Speaker 56 Oh, no. Suck-a-bo-John Morant, suck of the day.

Speaker 55 Suck-a-move.

Speaker 19 We can't do that. Suck-a-move.

Speaker 39 We can't do this.

Speaker 55 I'm not comfortable with how we do this.

Speaker 26 Have you seen this?

Speaker 42 We've got to be making excuses

Speaker 37 for the young man. He's so bronze.
I understand that Memphis has blue leadership, but someone needs to go into that town and clean it up.

Speaker 17 This shouldn't be a role model.

Speaker 56 This is a villain, and we should talk about it that way.

Speaker 1 Should he take the crown as the ultimate suka until we find someone else to replace him?

Speaker 39 He's the show.

Speaker 1 Suck of the year?

Speaker 75 Well, no, not the year because it could change, but I think Chris is on to something.

Speaker 45 I'm not comfortable with what you guys are doing, and

Speaker 55 I think we're getting too far african.

Speaker 36 I'm not comfortable with what you're doing.

Speaker 39 I agree.

Speaker 37 You're making this man a child. He's a grown man

Speaker 12 in charge of his own decisions.

Speaker 41 At 26, I was married with seven children.

Speaker 76 I don't mind infantilizing John Moran given what his behaviors have been.

Speaker 11 They've been public.

Speaker 11 Immature. Let's infantilize him.

Speaker 70 I don't think I'm the only one doing that.

Speaker 35 How young are you making him?

Speaker 39 Is it 15? Or is it 18?

Speaker 39 Is there a difference? It's not grown up.

Speaker 37 How big of a difference?

Speaker 76 There's a big difference between 15 and 18.

Speaker 56 Depends on which state you are.

Speaker 3 You could say that, but is it really?

Speaker 43 How much makeup are you wearing?

Speaker 42 What do you mean?

Speaker 20 He's got a good tan, dude.

Speaker 29 Look, this is all I'm saying to you, okay?

Speaker 52 When we talk about the AFC and whatever the weaknesses of the AFC is,

Speaker 31 Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes are doing this to the Patriots, the way they're broken and saying, yeah, Hunter Henry, seven catches for 110.

Speaker 47 You think that's how you're going to beat us in the playoffs?

Speaker 77 Let's go.

Speaker 88 Pup Douglas.

Speaker 80 Let's play that game wherever it is you want to play it.

Speaker 20 There's Mac Hollins.

Speaker 73 Man,

Speaker 64 that's where we are with this sport right now, right?

Speaker 60 It's It's everyone's playing exciting, interesting, close games, and everyone's just looking at the Chiefs and Eagles from every angle.

Speaker 24 I think part of the issue is that a lot of the teams with good records are obviously not good teams. Nobody's really scared of New England.

Speaker 69 The Bears, I think the Bears are a good team.

Speaker 39 I don't think, I don't, no. Sneaky.

Speaker 61 They're sneaky good.

Speaker 27 Really? You think so? I think they're sneaky good.

Speaker 48 I don't think they're going to do anything. I think they're sneaky good for right now.

Speaker 48 For first year of Ben Johnson, if I told you the Bears were going to be 8-3 and the Lions were going to be, what, 7-4?

Speaker 2 I'd be like, okay, sneaky.

Speaker 30 We can't really do anymore.

Speaker 32 We can't really do who have they beaten in that league.

Speaker 42 Why not?

Speaker 55 Or force them to be able to do that.

Speaker 11 That's an important question being asked.

Speaker 36 If you beat a team and they beat another team, you're better than that team they beat.

Speaker 35 That's the trans issue we're talking about here.

Speaker 15 Transit of property.

Speaker 49 It matters and it should matter because what happens between the lions is important.

Speaker 35 The more you dilute it, the more you invoke acronyms, the more you invoke math, the further it is you get away from your traditional American values.

Speaker 74 This is wrong, and it should scare you and your family.

Speaker 39 The Chicago Bears.

Speaker 87 Hold on.

Speaker 19 Okay.

Speaker 13 Is there not?

Speaker 31 I thought there was another note after this should scare you and your family, no?

Speaker 74 And it's gay. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 48 You walked into that one then.

Speaker 30 You knew that was coming. That's the one that I was doing.

Speaker 11 Analytics won everything gay.

Speaker 22 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 I will say, not a lot of good wins on this Bears.

Speaker 24 Can I just say one thing about the Bears? The Bears are the biggest fraud in the NFL right now.

Speaker 22 Oh, no.

Speaker 24 Their defense is bottom third in the league. Their point differential is minus three.

Speaker 24 They're the only great record team with a minus point differential. Not a good team.
It's an embarrassment that Green Bay and Detroit is trailing the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 17 He's so close to saying

Speaker 17 it's right there in front of his nose.

Speaker 5 You know he wants to say it.

Speaker 2 Craig.

Speaker 3 It's woke.

Speaker 2 Greg. And good.

Speaker 26 Greg.

Speaker 26 Not a good team.

Speaker 39 And good.

Speaker 26 More than embarrassment.

Speaker 29 Greg, what do you mean not a good team?

Speaker 54 The Bears are 8-3.

Speaker 70 What's the point of playing 11 games?

Speaker 45 You You've got to beat the teams that you're playing in front of.

Speaker 39 I get it.

Speaker 39 Head-to-head, they are 8-3.

Speaker 24 I'll give them that.

Speaker 39 But we're still a bad team.

Speaker 39 The quarterback of the Bears paints his nails.

Speaker 20 You can't say not a good team.

Speaker 24 Do you know how much the Bears would be underdogs to the Kansas City Chiefs if they met next week?

Speaker 55 Okay, this is not

Speaker 24 probably close to double figures. No.

Speaker 19 No way.

Speaker 20 Greg, 7.5.

Speaker 17 That's a 4.5 point spray.

Speaker 20 Maybe 3.5. That's the problem with numbers.
Why?

Speaker 39 Who would be favored?

Speaker 42 Greg.

Speaker 24 Look at all the good teams. Tampa Bay, not that good.

Speaker 39 Quality loss.

Speaker 22 San Francisco, not that good.

Speaker 15 We don't know about San Francisco yet.

Speaker 24 Philadelphia, not that good.

Speaker 28 Not that good. Greg.

Speaker 20 Philadelphia.

Speaker 87 Only 28 of like 34 games.

Speaker 24 Chargers, not that good.

Speaker 39 Colts, not that good.

Speaker 24 Jaguars, not that good. Steelers, not that good.

Speaker 28 Bills, not that good.

Speaker 80 George, what are you encouraging over there?

Speaker 58 What are you telling us to do?

Speaker 100 Greg's right. I just wanted to see Greg keep going on which teams were good and which teams were bad.
Thank you, Greg.

Speaker 100 I know you went over the Chicago Bears, but were you going to get to the Minnesota Twinks anytime soon?

Speaker 87 Well, nobody thinks they're good.

Speaker 22 I mean, come on.

Speaker 50 You can understand how I got confused with George earlier, right?

Speaker 24 George Harrison.

Speaker 24 Well, the Under Raider Beatles.

Speaker 76 Do you want any of Jeremy's thoughts on the heat?

Speaker 24 I would like his thoughts on the breakup of the Beatles. Because, George, George, you were at odds with Paul McCartney back then, weren't you?

Speaker 100 Yeah, I mean, it was a rough time, you know, some odd times with Lennon and McCartney and Starr, and then there was the whole thing with me and Clapton and his wife.

Speaker 100 You know, it's been an up and down life, but, you know, we figure it out.

Speaker 35 Are you seeing this?

Speaker 15 He's not George Harrison, but he's telling you he is.

Speaker 12 He's identifying as George Harrison, even though he wasn't born.

Speaker 16 That should scare you and your family.

Speaker 76 I'm not again with this.

Speaker 3 It's woke.

Speaker 39 Come on.

Speaker 39 How much? George? Wait, George? How much makeup? Okay. That's right.
He gets it.

Speaker 74 This guy gets it.

Speaker 55 How much makeup are you wearing?

Speaker 34 What is happening right now?

Speaker 39 Why does he he keep saying this?

Speaker 20 Why does he keep asking? He keeps accusing me of making that. Look at me.
Look at me.

Speaker 39 He's not wearing any makeup.

Speaker 1 The side-by-side of Tony and Mike.

Speaker 54 Tony, you are normally browner than Mike.

Speaker 60 He's making you look, if not albino-ish, like you are certainly not getting enough blood to your face.

Speaker 82 Like, Mike is looking a good deal more tan-Hispanic than you are.

Speaker 20 Are you seeing this? Browner? It's a glow.

Speaker 35 When you've been exposed to the truth, because what matters on a football field matters eternally.

Speaker 56 You're looking at polls. The pollsters are a problem too.

Speaker 12 They're fake polls.

Speaker 41 The coaches poll?

Speaker 5 There isn't a single coach that would be okay with a team they beat ranked ahead of them if they had the same record.

Speaker 39 Call it what it is.

Speaker 3 It's woke.

Speaker 61 It's a problem.

Speaker 39 It should scare you. It's going to be the end of you and your children.

Speaker 76 Chris, can we do the funniest thing from the sports weekend, please?

Speaker 31 I need to lighten this up.

Speaker 73 I can't give him enough penalties.

Speaker 15 Minor penalty, two minutes, delay a show.

Speaker 27 I just need to get you out so that I can do the show and you can stop doing this.

Speaker 18 You're on a platform to nowhere. Are you seeing this?

Speaker 35 They're trying to muzzle me. Okay.

Speaker 41 I'm speaking truth.

Speaker 17 He doesn't like it.

Speaker 5 So shut me up.

Speaker 39 Okay. That's wrong.

Speaker 3 It's woke.

Speaker 2 Okay. And gay.
Yes.

Speaker 76 Imagine that.

Speaker 14 So Jameis was delightful yesterday.

Speaker 29 That was funny and fun to watch.

Speaker 53 The open field stiff arm catching of a pass as Detroit's trying to hang on to the fringes of the playoffs.

Speaker 95 Like Detroit's trying to hold on.

Speaker 65 Like, look, we've got only so much of this man Campbell left.

Speaker 71 All right.

Speaker 88 Have you seen kids?

Speaker 87 Have you seen what we look like on the road?

Speaker 47 And so they go in there and they're like biting kneecaps.

Speaker 87 And it's like Jameis is like, woo, double reverse.

Speaker 90 My hurt receiver going to be criticizing our play calling.

Speaker 79 Throw the ball back to me.

Speaker 39 Stiff arm open field.

Speaker 90 Jameis was this close to knocking the lions to ending the lions window.

Speaker 95 It was only going to be descent from Dan Campbell from here because you can only eat so many kneecaps.

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