Postgame Show: Free Glizzies For The City (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Against the spray.

Against the spray. Now, give me that spray.
I want to see that spray.

We haven't started yet to actually. Hey, look at that spread.

I need that spread. Give me that spread.
I want that spread. But the ACCG man, need those.

Just pick Miami. What? What? Is it your bidding on it?

Oh, come on. Against it.
Come on. You know.
You all would agree. You may have noticed we're going to get to against the spread here in a moment.
Five, four,

three,

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Against the spread.

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All right, the Jets are going into Buffalo against the Sabres as a goal and a half underdog.

The reason why is because Conor Hellebug is still out. He's on IR with a knee injury.
He had surgery a couple weeks ago, out four to six weeks.

They have lost four the last five.

So

going to go with the chests today at Buffalo. Come on.

Hey, give me that spread. Hey, give me that spread.
I'm going to go with an adjusted against the spread. I'm going to take the ducks favored.
Spy minus one and a half.

Right now, they're a dog in that game against the blues. Sometimes goals are hard to come by for the blues.

I believe the ducks would be better, so why not take the extra juicy attempt here with the Anaheim Ducks, who are going to make the playoffs, by the way. Yeah.
Gonna

Let's take them.

Screen.

They are looking good, aren't they, Roy? They're offensively no longer challenged.

I saw over the course of the weekend, I saw that Chris Myers and Schlerith got stuck, of course, with the Saints game and the Saints versus the Dolphins. And Schlerith said of Tua, he said,

He has a challenge from a height standpoint, which is the most words you can use to say someone is short, that Tua has a challenge from a height standpoint.

Did you feel bad at listening to Chris Myers have to do Dolphin Saints thinking that his career should be beyond this point?

It was funny to me to watch all my Dolphin fans' friends get angry at Schlerith for how much he was praising Julian Hill. Like the Dolphins, like third tight end.
He's a good blocker.

I loved how much he was praising. He's a big part of their run.
So like, but, and he's a guy that gets trolled a lot in the Dolphins chat because he sucks.

Every other play, he's just like, I'll tell you, this Julian Hill, you don't have to put the ball in his hands. He does things.
Wait, who sucks? Schlerith? Julian Hill. No, Schler is my dog.

Julian Hill sucks. Okay.
But Schlerith, I swear he mentioned him like seven times. No, I remember.
He was raving about him blocking.

When you consider how much has changed in professional football, I will just remind you that it was a year ago at about this time that Eberflus on national television with the Bears was making that screw-up at the end of the Thanksgiving game that made us all know it was his last job in professional football and that Caleb Williams was on the cusp of being ruined.

A year later, they're 9-3 and at the top of the NFC because Ben Johnson is their quarterback. Juju is ready to go.

I can hear his breathing behind us. Juju is ready to go.
Juju,

what do we have today?

Why is there a video right now on my screen?

A photo of a shirtless bear. Is that? Oh, is it...
Good better, bet. Never let it rent.
Okay, so, okay. So I had not seen this.
Hold on a second. Where's the audio on this? I have not seen this.

We got to get that. We just have this.
I wanted to show you shirtless Ben Johnson. This is Ben Johnson, though.
Good coach, huh? Abs. Yeah, salute to Ben Johnson, by the way.

He took his shirt off because in Chicago, the restaurant, the wiener circle, promised that if Ben Johnson takes off his shirt after a Bears win, free hot dogs for the whole city.

So my boy Ben Johnson just took one for the city right then. You feel me? Stand up, Ben Johnson.
I see you, sir. How cold? So, this is not because it's cold Chicago.

He just wanted to take his shirt off because we wanted to see his abs? No, he wanted, he took his shirt off so the whole city could get free hot dogs, free glizzies for the city man. Come on,

but I understand

I understand what you were saying, Juju. I just didn't understand the nature of the bet.
Why did they want him shirtless? Because it's cold?

Yeah, I guess they just big uh Ben Johnson fans. You know what I mean? They wanted to see my boy would take off his top.
You did? Yeah, if you're a fan of someone, you want them to take off their top.

Everybody knows that. Okay, put it on the poll at Levittard Show.
If you're a fan of someone, does everyone want them to take off their top?

Uh do you have top five plays of the weekend and are either Puka or Bowers going to make the list?

Let's see what we've got here from Juju. OLI or are we going straight to the top five plays from the weekend?

Yeah, I got an OLI and these plays, without these plays happening, their team would have lost the game. So yes, OLI, the Jaguars punter threatening to murder.

You think they would have lost to the Titans if not for the Jaguars puncher threatening to murder Shelby? Absolutely. Absolutely.
He had that look in his eyes.

And you know how they say on little giants, you got to look crazy, look the part, chew on some aspirin or something, and slab out of your mouth. He did the job for them boys the other day.

Winning's an attitude, Dan.

If you got an attitude that you're going to kill someone, you already want to step up.

Yes, sir. Number five, Christian Benford scooping score versus the Steelers.

Who are you, Sans?

I don't recognize

this person.

Me.

But yeah, but that's the problem also, too, but mentioning the Bills.

The Bills have to get help from their defense to win these games, and they have to get the Josh Allen who finds the person in the back of the end zone with the push pass versus just the Sporadic.

So the Bills are going to have this problem week to week. I wouldn't pencil the Bengals in as a win or a loss for the Bengals just yet, Zaz.

I think the Bills are going to struggle against them as they have done because they might get T. Higgins back as well.
All right.

How do you feel, Juju, about the idea that your Bills yesterday, do you agree with my assessment that Aaron Rodgers looks like he's in a survivor movie where he's being hunted by other humans?

Born Home Alone.

Right. Hell yeah.
And that was on that exact play, too. He got banged up on that scooping score, which was like, man, get my boy off the field, man.

Then Mason Rudolph came in with that mustache and threw a pick instantly. I'm like, all right, man.
Oh, Steelers have to be so done with the Mason Rudolph experience.

Like, how tired are they of him coming into games? Number three. Number four, Nick Benito tip deflection last night for the two-point conversion.

Huge play.

Huge play because brother Mitt Nichols was wide open in the flat, and that was going to be a game-sealing catch. So, yeah, great play.
That sport is so bullshit.

That game, of course, is going to come down to the end. Of course.
What sense does that make? Number three.

Number three, Bryce Young to Jalen Coker on fourth down and three.

Touchdown, baby, down the field. That's when I thought the Panthers season was over.

Right, bro.

Either the Panthers are going to get embarrassed every week or they are going to win the Super Bowl this year.

I don't know what's going on with them. Who are they? I don't know.

Number two, the referees

called a field goal good when it was a missed field goal. Really? In the Texans versus the Chiefs.
I saw that. Texans versus Colts.
I wasn't sure if it was just like an angle thing.

It has to be.

They're underneath. I understand.
That's got to be an optical illusion for that not to be a huge controversy.

It's the second time I've seen it happen this season where it looks on television like the field goal has been missed, but both officials who are under the goal pose and have the best angle can tell you when it crosses or doesn't.

Because it wasn't one of those ones that was like higher than the pole, right? So, like, that's why it had to be obvious.

Wouldn't it be easier for the referees to tell if instead of being under the field goal posts, they're sitting on top of the field goal posts. I love this, right?

I like that. Wouldn't that be easier? Like a conveyor that's on a shelf.
No, it's just sitting on top. Yeah, they're just sitting on top of each post.
Yeah, like a jetpack. Like a gargoyle.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

I like that.

I saw two. I got a take two, by the way, within the list.
Referees, liars. I'm going to just put that out there, bro.
Most referees are liars. What? Ain't no way in hell.
Thank you, Chris. Thank you.

Ain't no way in hell, bro. You're going to tell me you were standing by the touchdown and you saw that this punt went out of bounds on the 43 and a half yard line.

Sir, you, sir, are a liar, and I'm going to call you out.

Done.

Consider yourself called out. You've been called down, bro.

Number two.

Number one.

Cavante Turpin. Fumble recovery on George Pickens fumble.
Huge.

Bruh. Cowboy.

Thank you, Chris. The Cowboys would have lost that game to Patrick Mahomes and got that ball back.
So play if you want to. Yeah, it's looking good.
But man, great recovery from Kavante Turpin.

That's the difference between us saying that now Jerry Jones is a good general manager and us not saying that.

Can you play the sound of Ben Johnson in the locker room taking his shirt off so that everyone can have wieners?

No idea what that speech means, but I love it. I love that guy.
I can't imagine how excited Chicago is about this.

Never let it rest. That's a made guy right there.
You're supposed to change. When I say it, guys, you're supposed to like repeat what I'll worry about.
I don't know what he's saying.

That's fine. We'll warrant you.

Do it again. We'll follow.

Zaz, you sir, are a made guy in my book. Thanks, buddy.
I think we should change the name right here to Nostra's the Dumbsaz or Nostra Dumbzaz, whatever the name is. Let's figure out what it is.

That didn't sound like a compliment. Nostra Dumbzaz?

My lingo, I got to get it. It's on me.
Players mess up. But yeah, bro, you came and you said,

I got nico getting fired you didn't say i think he's getting fired he made no he said he had it he said he had the score he had the score two hours before the story broke uh did you have any lane kiffin thoughts we spent a lot of time there dig we can't get enough of that story bro yeah i agree with nashtra domsis but again because bro lane kiffin bro what's wrong with america we used to be a great country no pun intended at all but but we sitting here caring about where lane kiffin go bro when did lane kiffin start mattering Put Lane Kiffin national championships in the box.

Put his, what, college football appearances, playoff appearances in the box. Shake him up.
I don't hear a damn thing, man. And he's left five of the last six places in just total chaotic noise.

Yeah, even when he left Alabama as a coordinator, Sabin was like, I'm not letting you coach this conference title game.

Burning mattresses fired on a tarmac. The only time that people were like, Sab,

we know that you're good was Bocha. Ah, F-A-U.
We get your vibe. We thank you for your service, sir.
Is Lane Kiffin the Jimmy Butler of college football? Wow. Where like the highs are so high, right?

But ultimately, the way that it ends is always in flames. In his case, like literally sometimes.
And there actually aren't any championships yet to show for it.

Well, not just no championships, nothing close to a championship, not a finals appearance, not anything really other than having very low expectations and exceeding very low expectations.

Although, as a coordinator, he racks them up. I mean, he's a good play caller.
Nobody Nobody disputes that. I just can't believe the value.

I can't believe the value of just play calling now, but maybe I'm wrong. Ben Johnson seems to be a very good play caller as well.
And like I said, we're a year removed from Eberflus.

He has to live here. Now, Sky Moore, Sky Moore, I maintain, had the coolest name in football because he spells it with two Ys.

And that is why.

It's two Ys. I have not seen a Sky with two Ys.
Juju, are you here to correct me? Yes, sir. I am here to correct you, brother.

Sky Moore is a cool name, but I thought of some brothers in the NFL with even cooler names than my boy Sky Moore. So I made a top five list, but I got OLIs, daddy.
I got OLIs.

You got a lot of names better than Sky Moore with two Y's. All right.
Yes, sir. If you're squint, and also that I can think of, that I can think of, audience.
Important note.

OLI number one, come on, man. Puka Nakua.

It's a good name.

Hell yeah, man. OLI number two, Chidobi Owuzie.

It flows off the tongue. Dan likes Sky Moore.
It's too wide. Right.

Right. Also, OLI

Sauce Gardner. Come on, man.

If you ain't got no sauce, then you're lost, man. Come on.

Right, right.

Colts.

Time of death.

Next week.

OLI Jackson Dart.

It's got an X in it. Oh man.
We just got used to it. It's very cool, man.
I thought you were going to go the other Jackson.

That's a cool name, too, but it's

6'7. Scary.
Number 5.

Number five, Rashid Shaheed.

Come on, man. That's a powerful name, especially in the community.
Rashid Shaheed. Come on, that's definitely a great name.
Number four,

Diamador Lenore.

But he's got two rhymes.

They're two Y's in his name.

Number three, Equanimous St. Brown.
My brothers and sisters.

I love it. Number two, Kool-Aid McKinsky, man.

It's Kai Moore. Are Kool-Aid and Sauce the real names? Are they nicknames? Are they real names? Oh, man.
His mama called him Kool-Aid. I'ma call the boy Kool-Aid.

I'm not sure his mama called him Kool-Aid.

And number one, the coolest name in the NFL right now, Divine Diablo.

Makes me mad.

I thought you were going to Roy's top tenant at the end. No, he's got better names than I did, and I'm embarrassed, but I had Jeff Smith.
Two Y's. So high.
It's two Y's, though.

Imagine if Jeff spelled it with three F's. Imagine if there were were four F's.

Why do you like it so much? Because it's two Ys.

Keep an eye out for what James Franklin's doing at Virginia Tech, flipping all these Penn State guys, and he just secured the big commitment of Roseby Purgatory Libentis. It's a great name.

How do you spell his name? How big is he?

He's massive. He's 6'6 ⁇ , 340 pounds with the nickname Purgatory.
Because that's where people get stuck? That's right. Between heaven and hell.
Head to head.

Do we have some? What is his first name? Roseby.

Roseby. And how do we spell his last name? Labintis.
Nah.

Purgatory. I don't think you can use nicknames.
Are sauce and Kool-Aid their real names? They're not their real names.

That's not every other name. But his first name is Jaquincy.

Right, Jaquincey with a G, too. With a G, Jaquincey.
Yeah. You know what I mean? That's got a cool.

Let's go ahead and update the polls at Lebetard show.

During the debate, debate, I just put this up on the poll just to see how the crowd felt. Did Lane Kiffin do the right thing?

52% of the audience says, no, he did not.

So wait a minute. You did your own poll? I'm curious.
Right.

I'm also a sports fan. Okay.
Yeah. Put my finger on the post of South Florida Sports Dano.

Next poll. Does Aaron Rodgers look like someone in a survivor movie towards the end of it where he's being hunted by other humans in the jungle.

96% of the audience says, yes, he does.

He had blood on his face yesterday, and he's out there playing with no use for his left hand. Like he's at the ravages at the end of this jungle warfare.

Other humans, Rutger Hauer is going to chase him down.

Who does Brock Bowers look more like?

The greatest tight end ever or a 50-year-old plumber?

94% of the audience says a 50-year-old plumber. You guys have to get me just a shot of Brock Bowers so that we can give that to the audio.
I don't do my man like that. To the video audience.

Just look at his face, and you tell me if he looks like the young, greatest Gronk you've ever seen. Because it just, his hair is killing him.
He's got to go bald here.

Right.

Does Brock Bowers look older than Terry Bradshaw?

72% of the audience says, yes, he does. Good chin.
Man, this hair card is a good idea. I get some of the worst pictures.
He's not positive.

No, but he does have a good chin in that one. Get me the photo that doesn't have the good chin because there are plenty of those.

And last poll,

bigger game. Clue or monopoly? Come on, man.

84% of the audience says Monopoly. And those are your polls.
Jeremy, you should be embarrassed by that. Also, add this for tomorrow because I failed to do this justice on Friday.

In a fight, do you need to beware of the guy with the extra hairy shoulders? Because

I think we all know this. And Andre Drummond being seven feet tall and get squaring up like a bare-knuckle fighter, that's bad enough.
But once he's got the extra hairy shoulders...

He had the hairy shoulders? Yes, I think that makes it all the worse. And I think I could say as a universal life principle, in a fight, you have to be beware of the guy with extra hairy shoulders.

Let's pick it up tomorrow there. Thank you, Juju.
Appreciate the time. Yes, sir.
Thank you. Chin still looks good.