451 - Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea

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Speaker 2 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show.

Speaker 6 We apologize for our lateness, but it is a celebration of the country's birth, the 4th of July.

Speaker 11 I was out east on Long Island.

Speaker 13 I had some friends come and stay with me for the week.

Speaker 15 Very nice people, people I used to know.

Speaker 16 And I still know them.

Speaker 17 But do I?

Speaker 18 No, I'm kidding. I love them and they were with me.

Speaker 14 And it's very nice to bring people,

Speaker 21 you know, out east, out to the Hamptons

Speaker 24 that don't have a ton of experience with it because they're always aghast at the cost of all the things you know a tomato so much money

Speaker 27 why does it cost so much money

Speaker 30 well you know it's

Speaker 31 scarcity principle

Speaker 33 um

Speaker 3 and by the way

Speaker 35 there is this idea though out there that everything's a million dollars.

Speaker 36 It's not true.

Speaker 18 All these articles that come out now, it's like rage bait.

Speaker 39 They just want people to be angry.

Speaker 41 They're like,

Speaker 27 this melon costs $400 in the Hamptons.

Speaker 42 And you're like, no, it doesn't.

Speaker 37 That's not real.

Speaker 43 There's a couple specialty food stores that you can get really silly, expensive shit.

Speaker 47 But who cares?

Speaker 50 You could do that literally anywhere, but it's just funny the rage bait headlines.

Speaker 53 this melon is four hundred dollars in the hamptons

Speaker 53 lobster salads a hundred dollars a pound in the and it's always food this potato is eight thousand dollars in the ham like and it's not it's actually not yes food is expensive

Speaker 62 but food is expensive anywhere And obviously it's more expensive in a place where most people that live there are wealthy.

Speaker 64 Obviously, not everyone is, but the vast majority of people have the money and they can charge people whatever the fuck they want and they get away with it.

Speaker 67 But it's just so funny.

Speaker 69 It's like the rage and the anger that people have.

Speaker 72 The problem I'm having

Speaker 73 with all of life right now is this.

Speaker 74 Everyone goes, I hate those people.

Speaker 34 I would never want to be a part of that.

Speaker 77 And then they're angry also that they're, that it's, it's not, they're not a part of it.

Speaker 74 They go, I hate it. I would even if I had the money.

Speaker 52 You hear that a million times, by the way.

Speaker 79 Even if I had the money, I would never even, and you go, okay, great.

Speaker 23 Who cares?

Speaker 81 I'm not a skier.

Speaker 83 I've, I've, you know, if I went to Aspen tomorrow, I would not feel the need to go.

Speaker 30 Even if I had the money, I would never build, I would never have a chalet in Aspen because I don't even, who cares?

Speaker 64 No one cares

Speaker 2 what you would do with money you don't have.

Speaker 64 No one, no one, someone needs to explain this to people.

Speaker 62 No one cares

Speaker 3 what you would do with the fantasy budget you don't have.

Speaker 52 My friends are a lot, have a lot more money than I do.

Speaker 91 A lot of comedian friends I have have a lot more.

Speaker 49 And a lot of my,

Speaker 36 you know, people I know in the world have a lot more money than I do.

Speaker 27 And I never start conversations by going, well, even if I had the money, I actually wouldn't buy that thing.

Speaker 62 No one cares.

Speaker 16 It's such a weird thing

Speaker 55 that all people across social, socioeconomic backgrounds do.

Speaker 95 It has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 3 I've heard people with a lot of money say this.

Speaker 60 I've heard people with no money say it. And it's just this.

Speaker 35 In this country, we have become convinced

Speaker 59 that

Speaker 37 we need to be

Speaker 34 telling people all the time the lives that we would live if we could

Speaker 35 and how we would be just and fair if we had the things that everyone else had.

Speaker 16 Boy, I do it differently.

Speaker 16 I have a friend that goes, I'd never get a nice car, even if I had the money.

Speaker 52 I go.

Speaker 37 That's probably not true.

Speaker 36 Well, I never would.

Speaker 56 I don't care about cars.

Speaker 27 No one who gets a nice car cares about cars.

Speaker 104 That's not the way it works.

Speaker 105 That's not what I was not a passionate aficionado of cars before I got a nice car.

Speaker 16 I wasn't like in the driveway putting together cars.

Speaker 74 I like to build it from the ground up.

Speaker 107 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 81 You have the ability to do something. You do it.

Speaker 35 And I'm not saying that money is the be all and end all of life.

Speaker 61 In fact, the happiest people I know, like like really, and I realized this.

Speaker 42 I took my friends out on a boat.

Speaker 107 We went out on a boat.

Speaker 18 We rented a boat.

Speaker 35 And it's nice.

Speaker 68 I was a good friend of their father.

Speaker 53 I was actually more friends with their father than them.

Speaker 43 I like them, but their father was great.

Speaker 110 He had three Deewees and a Bee Wee, boating while intoxicated.

Speaker 48 And I got in two boating accidents with this man.

Speaker 10 He was so fun.

Speaker 67 I got in a second boating accident with him.

Speaker 17 That's how how fun he was.

Speaker 38 The kids are fine.

Speaker 35 Now, he's no longer with us, R.A.P.

Speaker 55 And his children, who are great, were with me.

Speaker 64 And we all went out on a boat.

Speaker 36 I said, I'll get a boat and we'll go out on a boat.

Speaker 64 And, you know, we drive around.

Speaker 16 We look at these houses at Shelter Island.

Speaker 26 Even if I had.

Speaker 113 But then you're up there on that cliff.

Speaker 104 I don't know if I like the cliff or if I don't.

Speaker 37 I can't decide whether it's it's good to have the house on the cliff or not.

Speaker 37 It's long walk to the beach and that. All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 34 But here's the reality.

Speaker 63 I realize this. Now, the boat

Speaker 35 had this nice couple I think they were dating.

Speaker 115 They were probably fucking at the very least.

Speaker 23 And they explained to me their lives.

Speaker 2 And I feel like these are the lives most people need to live.

Speaker 117 And then we'll get into some news and some current events and what's happening.

Speaker 73 Alligator, Alcatraz, whatever.

Speaker 23 But I think what we need to do is start directing people into the lives they need to live.

Speaker 119 Actually, truly, it's going to be a tough 10 years for most of you.

Speaker 35 Most of you have no idea what's about to happen to you.

Speaker 121 Some younger people listen to the show, listen up, public service announcement.

Speaker 73 Truly, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 6 You know, this is a special time of

Speaker 68 to check in.

Speaker 13 July 4th to me is always a check-in.

Speaker 35 How are we doing? How's the country doing?

Speaker 75 How are you doing?

Speaker 89 As you light that meth pipe on the couch.

Speaker 101 And there's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 123 Like and subscribe.

Speaker 37 Support the Patreon.

Speaker 34 But

Speaker 58 education means nothing.

Speaker 17 Let's just be honest.

Speaker 7 Being a smart person in our society has almost no value.

Speaker 17 In fact, it's annoying.

Speaker 43 Most people don't even like it.

Speaker 16 It's off-putting.

Speaker 35 In fact, if you're smart and don't have a lot of money, people will actively hate you.

Speaker 109 I grew up with people that were like somewhat intelligent and had nothing to show for it.

Speaker 34 That is like the least American quality ever.

Speaker 35 Knowledge for the sake of it.

Speaker 49 I'm an armchair philosopher.

Speaker 61 I can expound on many things, but I have nothing.

Speaker 16 That doesn't work here.

Speaker 98 That's maybe a European trait.

Speaker 48 I don't know where that, maybe that's an Irish thing.

Speaker 3 You sit there in Dublin with a pint and chat and talk.

Speaker 63 That doesn't work here in this country.

Speaker 128 So I just do want to tell people

Speaker 9 that if you're planning on that, like I have a cousin who's like that.

Speaker 52 He's like, are you reading anything?

Speaker 37 I'm like, you are homeless.

Speaker 69 And

Speaker 99 I didn't really like that.

Speaker 101 I found it to be like pop fiction.

Speaker 41 That's not what I like. Okay.

Speaker 35 That quality of per if that's your plan to just be like smart and well-read and a good conversationalist you are fucked I'm telling you you are shocked there is nothing left for you if that's your plan I know a lot of people that's their plan they are so in love with their uh and they tell people where they've traveled another thing traveling if that's your bag you are shot

Speaker 16 If you think you're going to get ahead in life telling people where you've been, you are done.

Speaker 62 Everyone travels and no one cares.

Speaker 132 No one cares where you've gone.

Speaker 63 No one cares about your photo.

Speaker 16 The dumbest people I know are invariably the most well-traveled.

Speaker 61 They're constantly hopping from Ibiza to the south of France to Italy to Greece and they know nothing.

Speaker 132 They couldn't tell you one thing about any of those countries.

Speaker 61 Best case, they remember a dessert they had in Spain.

Speaker 59 That's it.

Speaker 35 They know nothing.

Speaker 17 Constantly jet-setting

Speaker 100 is

Speaker 103 not only immaterial,

Speaker 109 I'm sure it's lovely and fun.

Speaker 17 And I've hopped around.

Speaker 51 It's fun to hop around, but it's ultimately meaningless.

Speaker 35 If you think you're going to spend your 20s traveling and gaining experiences that are going to be valuable later in your life, it is your shot.

Speaker 100 You're shot.

Speaker 134 Truly.

Speaker 100 So education, you're shot.

Speaker 35 Traveling and gaining experiences in the world, you're shot.

Speaker 81 If you think that you're going to invent something that hasn't been figured out before, you are shot.

Speaker 133 What are you nuts?

Speaker 106 We have that.

Speaker 27 Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Speaker 134 Oh, what's the app to?

Speaker 93 Shut up.

Speaker 107 We haven't.

Speaker 53 Oh, you haven't heard of it?

Speaker 87 We've got it. I use it.

Speaker 19 It's on here.

Speaker 42 If you think you're going to invent something that someone hasn't thought of, you're shot.

Speaker 126 It's not happening.

Speaker 57 If you think you're going to make a friend whose parents own a business and they're going to then put you in a position of power within that business,

Speaker 27 that might work.

Speaker 89 I don't know.

Speaker 43 But ultimately for the vast majority of you, statistically, you're shot.

Speaker 115 You're not going to make that friend.

Speaker 16 That friend doesn't want anything to do with you.

Speaker 16 You don't bring enough to the table.

Speaker 87 So if you think you're going to, oh, well, my circle of friends, I have a great circle of friends.

Speaker 37 You hear these people?

Speaker 17 My circle of friends.

Speaker 58 I know a lot of people.

Speaker 43 The biggest bum is always pointing out who they know.

Speaker 17 That's the biggest bum thing ever.

Speaker 135 Well, my friend's mother used to work for a rich guy, and he always

Speaker 35 brought it up.

Speaker 18 He'd be like, Well, my mother works, I forget his name, I'm not gonna use his real name, but he's like, Mr.

Speaker 27 Miller owns a lot of property, and my mother takes care of it for him.

Speaker 100 You're shot, you're shot.

Speaker 18 Listen to me now.

Speaker 86 I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do.

Speaker 70 You're gonna work on a boat.

Speaker 56 You're going to work on a boat.

Speaker 37 This is what you're going to do.

Speaker 98 Between the months of June

Speaker 30 and September, you're going to work on a boat.

Speaker 36 Between Memorial Day and Labor Day, you're going to work on a boat.

Speaker 140 And then you're going to go down to Florida and continue to work on a boat off-season.

Speaker 141 But in Florida, it's actually on season.

Speaker 35 The vast majority of people in this country are going to be struggling against forces they cannot even comprehend, that I can't comprehend.

Speaker 143 Things like AI that are going to transform our entire society.

Speaker 22 You're not starting a business.

Speaker 18 You're not going to run a hardware store.

Speaker 144 You're not going to invent something.

Speaker 22 You're not going to start a profitable restaurant.

Speaker 145 The novel you're writing sucks.

Speaker 140 You're not going to do any of the things in your mind that you think you are going to do.

Speaker 30 And it's not bad.

Speaker 23 There's a certain type of person in this country.

Speaker 146 They're in pretty good shape.

Speaker 32 They actually are pretty good shape.

Speaker 16 They're good looking and not great looking, but there's a high fuckability factor to them.

Speaker 10 They start drinking young and realize that is how they connect emotionally with the world.

Speaker 24 They take shots out of little plastic shot glasses and then in a bar called like, I don't know, like a Shark Bar or the Land Shark or something, they have like dirty white sneakers and they're just getting crazy to Tiesto's song, The Business.

Speaker 35 And they're drinking and they see their girls and their guy.

Speaker 43 This type of person

Speaker 145 is the person who's watching hours and hours and hours of Love Island.

Speaker 146 They can't get enough of it.

Speaker 149 They want to discuss it not only is it on but they want to talk they want to discuss it

Speaker 150 because they want to be on it that's the that's the holy grail for this type of person is to be on a show like love up where they can be an animal for money

Speaker 152 that's the goal of a lot of what we've created here is people that are just looking to be an animal for money They go, I'm fucking sucking, drinking, snorting, shooting, dancing.

Speaker 95 Anyway, why not do this for money?

Speaker 67 And all of those people have actually, you know, it's the below deck show on Bravo, it's any of that.

Speaker 17 You're going to take people out on the boat.

Speaker 64 You're going to tell them about your life and that it's good.

Speaker 6 And in your head, that tiesto song, the business, will keep playing.

Speaker 76 It will never not be in your head.

Speaker 89 And it will be a low hum like a brain tumor.

Speaker 129 But it'll be the testo song to business.

Speaker 139 You're down to business.

Speaker 132 And you will think when you're on the boat, you'll look out at the horizon and it's going to be really pretty.

Speaker 136 And you're going to say, yeah, I started this just out of high school.

Speaker 100 And I said, I'll just do it for summer eight years later.

Speaker 33 And

Speaker 133 you will live in a bottle.

Speaker 62 And you will go out and dance and you will have a good life.

Speaker 119 It is a good life. It is a good.
Shut up.

Speaker 81 Stop asking for more than this.

Speaker 99 All of this shit is boring.

Speaker 17 I have dinner with these people all the time who run the world.

Speaker 51 They're boring.

Speaker 10 It's boring.

Speaker 114 Stop it.

Speaker 17 It's not even fun.

Speaker 19 And you can't come anyway.

Speaker 107 So even if it was fun, you're not invited.

Speaker 121 You can't come, but it's not fun.

Speaker 128 Know that.

Speaker 132 You go on the boat.

Speaker 58 You help people onto the boat.

Speaker 76 You talk to them while they're on the boat.

Speaker 16 I mean, how, I mean, this is your life now.

Speaker 9 You learn about the sea.

Speaker 26 It's a thing.

Speaker 53 It's an actual thing.

Speaker 34 You're part of this like lineage of people.

Speaker 79 Are you Captain Ahab?

Speaker 36 Whatever.

Speaker 101 Maybe not.

Speaker 47 But you work on a boat.

Speaker 61 That is what you do. And every night you get drunk.

Speaker 62 Every night you get drunk at different bars and you become friends with the bartenders

Speaker 35 in this area where you work on the boat.

Speaker 113 And

Speaker 97 when your parents ask you what you're doing and they say, you age, you're going to age

Speaker 65 because the sun and the booze, you age a little bit.

Speaker 126 It's okay. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 47 You're going to be a drunk old witch who works on a boat.

Speaker 100 But you got to stay hot for as long as you can.

Speaker 23 You got to stay hot for as long as you can because you're selling the image of,

Speaker 22 you know, being like kind of a,

Speaker 86 you know, a boat wench,

Speaker 101 a pirate wench.

Speaker 18 And then there's going to be a guy who works on the boat and you're going to fuck him.

Speaker 145 You're going to have sex with the guy that works on the boat.

Speaker 42 Neither one of you are going to have the emotional capacity to understand

Speaker 18 anything outside of the physical.

Speaker 156 and that's actually preferable and beautiful and it's going to make a lot of sense.

Speaker 68 Your interactions with this person are going to be confusing because both of you lack the layers

Speaker 34 that

Speaker 140 would be needed to build and sustain something outside of this drunken

Speaker 39 life that you find yourselves on.

Speaker 63 But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 You don't want any of that.

Speaker 57 It's the next port for you.

Speaker 140 You're going to fall in love with somebody and and around labor day it's gonna be over it's one last and then they're gone and you're gone and maybe you'll see them next summer and maybe you won't you're gonna work on a boat

Speaker 16 that's it

Speaker 73 oh oh you're going to a sunny school oh i'm gonna oh i'm gonna be a prosecute hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you know what you're gonna do you know what you're gonna do Alicia?

Speaker 129 You're gonna work on a boat and you're gonna have sex with the boat captain and he's going to get a tattoo, and you're going to sit there while he does.

Speaker 66 You're going to sit there while he does because this is the American middle class.

Speaker 30 You're not going to have any kids.

Speaker 37 You can be a mother.

Speaker 48 You're going to be a mother. That's for the Muslims to have children.

Speaker 52 Okay. And the Hispanics.

Speaker 88 You are a white, tan

Speaker 53 shipwench witch.

Speaker 107 And your job is to dance.

Speaker 35 And you're gonna, and you're just gonna, because I was on a boat with these two people.

Speaker 16 They were lovely people.

Speaker 101 I actually liked them a lot.

Speaker 36 And I was blasting all these techno songs and they were just and they were just driving this boat and I rented a boat.

Speaker 37 I don't want to spend a lot of money on a boat.

Speaker 6 It was a 36-foot boat.

Speaker 97 It's not a small boat, but it's not a yacht where you don't see them.

Speaker 43 You're with them.

Speaker 102 It's me and my two friends.

Speaker 27 I wouldn't even get that house if I had that one. I wouldn't even get the house.
Hold up.

Speaker 27 Why would I get that house? I wouldn't even get that house. I don't even like that house.

Speaker 98 And them, and these two people, and you should just blasting techno.

Speaker 61 And they're just like, and they're going up because it's, it, they, it's, I activated them.

Speaker 39 I activated their deep core.

Speaker 159 Their deep core.

Speaker 55 And I think that's what Americans need to prepare for.

Speaker 79 The life you thought you were going to live is actually no longer available to you, but there are good lives and good options.

Speaker 18 And one of them is working seasonally on a boat,

Speaker 160 drinking heavily

Speaker 14 and having a really fun summer.

Speaker 129 And you become the old person at the bar pretty quick, but who cares? The kids get a kick out of you.

Speaker 130 You're a cautionary tale.

Speaker 16 People go, we don't want to be like Becky.

Speaker 131 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 161 You're an old witch.

Speaker 36 But you remember the good times.

Speaker 38 You look at pictures of yourself.

Speaker 162 Your profile picture is you from 10 years ago on the boat.

Speaker 130 That's your profile picture is you from 10 years.

Speaker 37 People think you died, actually.

Speaker 68 When people go to your social media, they think it's an in-memorium page.

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Speaker 128 Now, this Diddy thing, I, I, I am,

Speaker 110 this is another win for those courts we keep talking about, how great the courts are.

Speaker 63 I'm not saying that like we shouldn't have courts or that, like, Trump should be a dictator or whatever, but it is just funny that we are talking about the infallibility of the courts and how the courts, you know, everything's got to be decided in the courts.

Speaker 47 Okay.

Speaker 10 Somehow, think about this, just in your own world.

Speaker 16 Somehow, the jury heard heard the evidence and decided this guy was innocent.

Speaker 16 That's the jury in America. They heard the evidence.

Speaker 43 By the way, nobody didn't see this guy grab that bitch, Cassie, by the hair and drag her down a hallway.

Speaker 58 Everyone, so even in the jury, they saw, they lied and said they didn't.

Speaker 56 You didn't see any videos of Mr. Combs?

Speaker 139 No.

Speaker 79 Have you heard anything about the case?

Speaker 139 No.

Speaker 53 He's on camera dragging dragging that woman down a hole by her hair, beating her, smacking her.

Speaker 126 They decide he's innocent.

Speaker 37 This guy is the guiltiest person who's ever lived.

Speaker 54 He's clearly guilty.

Speaker 17 But these people who are sitting there on the trial, listening to they bring up witness after witness, and then he

Speaker 74 then he took my head and he held it in the fish tank and I lost consciousness.

Speaker 76 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 37 The details

Speaker 102 that people were sharing on the stand were unreal.

Speaker 34 I guess it got to the point, maybe was the jury like, do you just hit, do you just hit a wall with it where you just don't care anymore?

Speaker 38 You just get desensitized?

Speaker 36 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 Mass rape.

Speaker 93 Oh, what?

Speaker 74 Yay. Okay.
He hooked electrodes up to your balls.

Speaker 52 All right.

Speaker 74 How does the jury listen to this? Racketeering, not guilty.

Speaker 16 Sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion, not guilty.

Speaker 55 Transportation to engage in prostitution, guilty.

Speaker 106 So he sent an Uber.

Speaker 34 He's guilty of that.

Speaker 100 Sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion, count four, not guilty.

Speaker 38 Count five, transportation to engage in prostitution,

Speaker 34 guilty.

Speaker 53 He's guilty of sending an Uber for someone to suck his dick.

Speaker 65 But he's not guilty of sex trafficking.

Speaker 43 So here's what this means.

Speaker 97 The reason, and James Comey's Comey's daughter, by the way, James Comey, 8647, the guy who writes in shells, 8647.

Speaker 60 You know, when you're in a restaurant, you say 86, something, get it out of here.

Speaker 56 Could also mean eliminate it.

Speaker 75 Could also mean kill it.

Speaker 30 Weird to write that about a guy who dodged a bullet six months ago or a year ago now.

Speaker 28 But so you have James Comey's daughter is the person who like

Speaker 98 is working on these cases, working on, I believe, Ghislaine Maxwell and certainly working on Diddy. Bring up James Comey's daughter.

Speaker 160 It's interesting.

Speaker 15 And all these cases are tried in the New York Southern District because that is the most political U.S.

Speaker 43 attorney's office where they want people that have political aspirations to become governors.

Speaker 18 and mayors and things like that, work in that office and get experience.

Speaker 35 They toe the line and they do what people want.

Speaker 63 So when you're having a Ghislaine Maxwell trial there,

Speaker 85 you're defining the scope of the inquiry so that it doesn't embarrass some of our luminaries, our presidents, our prime ministers, our whatever.

Speaker 58 And when you're doing the Diddy trial, you also figure out a way, I guess, to not,

Speaker 48 so that this guy somehow isn't.

Speaker 16 convicted of these charges.

Speaker 150 So that's Maureen Comey and Sean Combs.

Speaker 94 Southern District New York is the same stepping stone for her father, James Comey, used to catapult himself to national prominence.

Speaker 65 The ex-FBI director, prominent Trump foe, worked similarly as a federal prosecutor there in the 1980s when noted Trump ally Rudolph Giuliani was the Reagan-appointed U.S.

Speaker 77 attorney.

Speaker 60 So Madeline Comey is the person who's like handling all of this stuff.

Speaker 52 Maureen, sorry, not Madeline.

Speaker 129 Maureen Comey offered the prosecution's rebuttal prior to the jury being sent off to deliberate the charges against Combs.

Speaker 66 Maureen Comey argued from the dais that Combs never thought the woman he abused would have the courage to speak out loud about what he had done to them and suggested the rapper believe he was untouchable.

Speaker 120 So, and she also offered arguments that Combs had been involved in firebombing of Porsche owned by Kid Cuddy, whatever.

Speaker 43 It's clear that P.

Speaker 218 Diddy was running some type of honeypot in the same way that Epstein was.

Speaker 94 It's clear to most people.

Speaker 159 All we see in our society is notable figures that get caught having these parties, taping people, recording people against their will, and they all get off or they all die.

Speaker 106 They're all killed or they all get acquitted.

Speaker 66 Or like just lane, they're doing a, you know, whatever, 10, 15 years or something in jail, but no other names ever come out.

Speaker 66 Nobody else is connected.

Speaker 230 These are huge networks of people.

Speaker 44 The scope of the inquiry into these is like very small.

Speaker 77 And then these guys just from Epstein to Diddy, they just kind of like, they die, they get acquitted,

Speaker 36 you know, and I mean, this is like,

Speaker 63 this is one of those things you're just going to have to accept.

Speaker 37 That's the way it works.

Speaker 33 There's not going to be like a huge moment where they just cart off everybody

Speaker 35 who has all this money and power.

Speaker 63 and then implicate them in all this shit.

Speaker 2 It's one guy. It's like P.
Diddy. It's this one dude and

Speaker 63 was a monster for sure.

Speaker 136 And then he'll get off.

Speaker 63 The jury just lets him off.

Speaker 48 I mean, the jury, I mean, the jury might have let Epstein off.

Speaker 54 The jury, you're dealing with American people in the jury.

Speaker 135 You're dealing with your own citizens in the jury.

Speaker 48 The people that I talked about on the boat are in the jury.

Speaker 83 Let's get down to business.

Speaker 60 And they're listening to this, and the tiestos to business is playing in their head during the entire trial.

Speaker 35 The American people cannot be trusted to make a good decision in a jury.

Speaker 52 I was in a jury box.

Speaker 105 We convicted the guy of murder, torture.

Speaker 20 They took away rape, I think.

Speaker 18 They took away torture and rape, but then we got him on murder one.

Speaker 12 I mean, he clearly killed this woman.

Speaker 107 But I was in a jury box, and I'm telling you right now that,

Speaker 80 I mean,

Speaker 27 good luck.

Speaker 30 good luck

Speaker 97 now I don't know what he's gonna get some some people are saying

Speaker 74 they're gonna sense him for whatever they're gonna throw the book at him but what is the book he was not convicted on the charges of the things he did

Speaker 10 he was convicted on like he transported someone for

Speaker 35 sex, but he, you know, the sex trafficking.

Speaker 58 So, I mean,

Speaker 126 this is the way it can happen.

Speaker 77 You're going to see these things.

Speaker 74 They'll pop up occasionally.

Speaker 16 Every so often,

Speaker 23 one of these guys is going to pop up.

Speaker 43 He's going to get charged with something.

Speaker 67 You know, it's going to be salacious.

Speaker 39 Like all the details that come out are going to be crazy.

Speaker 12 It's going to be like a private island.

Speaker 85 And then he'll be convicted of jaywalking.

Speaker 67 I mean, they'll plead it down to nothing.

Speaker 58 It'll be nothing.

Speaker 37 It'll be like he had a private island and a fuck machine and he'd strap the politicians in it and they would have orgasms.

Speaker 30 And then you're like, what did they convict him of?

Speaker 41 Tax fraud.

Speaker 108 Like,

Speaker 47 it won't matter.

Speaker 58 It won't matter.

Speaker 6 This is what you should realize by now.

Speaker 9 The more ridiculous the stories are, the less they're going to get convicted of.

Speaker 108 They'll start getting convicted of like, you know, traffic violations.

Speaker 16 And he's going to do a few years.

Speaker 36 I don't know how long he'll do. I don't know what he'll do.

Speaker 101 But this is not like, you know, this guy's not going away none of them are none of them are

Speaker 42 just lane maxwell is sitting there and they're figuring something out they'll either commute her sentence they'll let her go they'll kill her

Speaker 16 something somewhere will happen where they'll figure that out but epstein's either still alive somewhere or dead and then diddy's you know

Speaker 43 He gets elite because that's the way it works.

Speaker 16 You can't bring everyone They still need to do this.

Speaker 17 They still need to entrap people like this.

Speaker 154 Even though with technology, it's less and less of a thing.

Speaker 16 They still need to have the ability to do this.

Speaker 73 Imagine pitching the next Diddy and going, well, we'd like you to do this, that.

Speaker 12 He's going to go, hey, what happened to these fucking people?

Speaker 126 Now they can go, oh, Epstein's actually still alive and Diddy like just is doing a year.

Speaker 56 And then the person goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 41 Okay.

Speaker 112 Oh, I'll do it.

Speaker 65 Yeah, parties, and I just put the cameras on.

Speaker 74 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 38 You got to always be able to, you know, protect your people, protect your assets out there.

Speaker 35 And I just think with the American jury pool now, it's probably easier than you think to get people off.

Speaker 64 They're not paying attention.

Speaker 35 All you have to do really is look at them and like say something in a way.

Speaker 84 They're like human trafficking.

Speaker 27 People are asking you to believe

Speaker 60 that the man over there is a human trafficker.

Speaker 35 He's trafficking people.

Speaker 58 Did you see him do it? No.

Speaker 139 I didn't see him do it.

Speaker 52 This is the types of people in the jury box.

Speaker 24 That's their voice.

Speaker 57 That's the way they all sound.

Speaker 139 I didn't see him do it.

Speaker 17 What even is human trafficking?

Speaker 60 I ask you that.

Speaker 139 I don't know what it is. I want water.

Speaker 139 I want a drink of

Speaker 63 A lot of people have said a lot of stuff on that stand, but it's all lies.

Speaker 139 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 133 They lied.

Speaker 139 Yeah, they did.

Speaker 151 That's what you're getting.

Speaker 61 That's what you're getting.

Speaker 242 This is the caliber of person that's in there.

Speaker 244 The caliber of human being in the jury can be convinced after, I don't know, 7,000 people testify that this guy brutally raped them.

Speaker 42 They just go, well,

Speaker 3 yeah, but

Speaker 36 they get in that jury room to deliberate and they all forgot what they heard.

Speaker 101 Somebody's like, it sounds a little ridiculous, a lot of what they were saying there.

Speaker 37 It sounds a little ridiculous, actually.

Speaker 101 I've had sex two times and it sounds like a little ridiculous what they're saying.

Speaker 83 It sounds like a lot of them are making it up.

Speaker 121 I actually don't think you can have sex in the ways they were describing.

Speaker 12 I don't believe it.

Speaker 85 The jury room is a bunch of people

Speaker 23 that should not be allowed to like decide the fate of anything.

Speaker 66 And they're, they're tasked with deciding this.

Speaker 65 But that's why the Maureen Comeys of the world are there to kind of guide the prosecution so that they're not like completely focused on the entire thing.

Speaker 30 Diddy knows a lot of shit.

Speaker 27 It's clear.

Speaker 239 He's friends with politicians.

Speaker 81 He's friends with everybody.

Speaker 114 And he's getting off.

Speaker 48 He's getting on. They're all coming.

Speaker 245 I said this.

Speaker 64 I predicted this months ago.

Speaker 89 Everyone's coming back.

Speaker 62 If Cancer doesn't get Weinstein, he's coming back.

Speaker 27 Everyone's coming back.

Speaker 16 Diddy will be in the Hamptons by August, perhaps.

Speaker 37 But I mean, he's going to be.

Speaker 242 There'll be a documentary in a few years being made by a Diddy truther who will explain to you

Speaker 2 how the entire thing was like the result of like one disgruntled employee.

Speaker 112 Watch, watch, predicting it now.

Speaker 79 People go, what really happened there?

Speaker 54 What even was that?

Speaker 48 And they're going, and it's always these guys.

Speaker 16 It's like with Epstein, they're already doing it.

Speaker 30 They're already like, what is this intelligence connection these people bang on about?

Speaker 108 What do you, why would you even suggest that?

Speaker 43 It's literally direct quotes from people going, I was told not to pursue the investigation.

Speaker 44 He was, quote,

Speaker 152 you know, owned by intelligence.

Speaker 120 It had become an intelligence matter.

Speaker 90 He belonged to intelligence.

Speaker 151 That was a direct quote.

Speaker 2 He belonged to intelligence.

Speaker 43 That's literally a quote.

Speaker 35 And then there's people coming out and I'll go, why would you even say that? It's just gaslighting on a huge level.

Speaker 37 I have with Diddy.

Speaker 38 They'll just start talking about it, it was just employees that didn't like it.

Speaker 65 Weren't there parties, people getting taped doing weird stuff, raping people?

Speaker 154 They go, yeah, yep.

Speaker 85 It's just somebody didn't like him.

Speaker 7 It was like, you know, I think it's driver or something.

Speaker 35 It'll always be framed as something other than probably what it is, which is a honeypot operation being run by our government.

Speaker 57 They're not going to say that.

Speaker 48 They're not going to go, well, you know, we enforce a lot of

Speaker 68 social and cultural things by just entrapping everyone

Speaker 226 and bonding them in the sense that it's mutual assured destruction.

Speaker 148 And they all have to kind of go out and say the things we kind of want them to say, or we're going to have a huge problem.

Speaker 89 They're not going to say that.

Speaker 84 They're just going to say, well, this was like, yeah, this guy, he got like mixed up in a few things.

Speaker 65 He's like mixed up, and there was a whole, and I'm not some crazy moralist.

Speaker 97 You would have an orgy, have an orgy, but if people, if people are getting on the stand going, I was raped, I was raped, I was raped, I was beaten, I was raped, I was beaten, I was raped, then I was raped, then I was beaten, and I was raped, then I was beaten, beaten, beaten, I was raped.

Speaker 36 And then the jury's like, no, you weren't.

Speaker 27 Shut up.

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Speaker 68 The new immigrant detention center constructed in Florida's Everglades, Alligator Alcatraz, was built in eight days, and now it is flooding.

Speaker 129 Trump's people are building a immigrant detention center in the middle of the swamp.

Speaker 23 Part of this money is this big, beautiful bill that they passed where they're going to use a chunk of it for the deportation of people.

Speaker 35 I've said, like Rogan and other people, that the immigration raids that are random are pretty barbaric.

Speaker 27 And I think they will ultimately lose support

Speaker 99 for Trump

Speaker 6 and the idea of having a secure border, which I think is an important thing.

Speaker 120 But because they are random, you're collecting people that are law-abiding, that have been in the country a very long time, that have committed no crime.

Speaker 120 You're picking people up in church parking lots at high school graduations.

Speaker 29 It's inhumane.

Speaker 17 And I think a lot of people feel that way.

Speaker 139 But in fairness to the Trump team, they did think of this and say,

Speaker 99 what if

Speaker 33 we put them all in a prison

Speaker 107 surrounded by alligators.

Speaker 61 Would that make it feel more humane?

Speaker 17 And it's that type of forward thinking that I think we should appreciate.

Speaker 43 Like, I think Trump and his people were like, sure,

Speaker 63 people find these raids to be a bit abrupt

Speaker 79 and,

Speaker 128 you know,

Speaker 52 soulless, unkind.

Speaker 131 But

Speaker 108 if we then took the people we swept up

Speaker 102 and put them

Speaker 159 in a prison built in an alligator swamp,

Speaker 34 would that make people feel better

Speaker 37 about it?

Speaker 6 So I think they're at least recognizing that their policy has been a bit controversial

Speaker 58 and they're saying, how could we make it more palatable?

Speaker 114 Is there a way a what about a fortress

Speaker 107 surrounded by lions?

Speaker 61 Would that make more sense?

Speaker 62 If we got a bunch of gardeners who are in the country legally and people are like, well, that seems a little fucked up.

Speaker 112 And you're like, hold on a minute.

Speaker 36 You don't know where we're taking them.

Speaker 89 They're like, oh, where?

Speaker 129 Like, see a judge or something?

Speaker 12 No.

Speaker 10 We're taking them to a fortress surrounded by lions.

Speaker 102 What if we put them in a cage in a snake pit?

Speaker 63 Have we thought about that?

Speaker 3 Because I don't think alligators are the only animal we could consider because America, the great thing about it, actually, is that there's many different regions and many different kind of killer animals.

Speaker 37 Bear with me.

Speaker 121 I spent a lot of time on the east end of Long Island, no offense.

Speaker 37 Montauk, the tip of Long Island, a underwater penal colony.

Speaker 100 It's a big shark cage.

Speaker 87 And the migrants are in it and the sharks.

Speaker 135 Keep swimming by them.

Speaker 23 Why stop at alligators?

Speaker 36 Now, I know you might say, well, it seems inhumane to just surround people with wildlife that could kill them.

Speaker 130 Sure, but we've got a lot of wildlife.

Speaker 58 We don't pay alligators.

Speaker 101 Here's the good news.

Speaker 127 They're free.

Speaker 53 Now,

Speaker 47 I mean, I'm just saying it's a great way, I think, to show that it's not just a heartless

Speaker 73 policy.

Speaker 9 It's a policy that we've put a lot of thought into.

Speaker 61 And one of the thoughts we've had is what killer animal lives in which region and what type of prison could we build in said region where the killer animal lives.

Speaker 55 For example,

Speaker 7 you could do something with the jellyfish,

Speaker 27 sharks,

Speaker 33 snakes.

Speaker 46 Brown recluse spiders are too small.

Speaker 132 But I'm thinking like mountain lions, a fun Northern California migrant prison

Speaker 44 surrounded by pumas that just paw at the glass.

Speaker 34 Now, you might be saying, well, that seems inhumane.

Speaker 71 I guess.

Speaker 48 But I think it's good that that's the direction we're moving in.

Speaker 35 It's good that we're moving in this Tiger King direction with border enforcement.

Speaker 158 It seems great.

Speaker 128 I don't think it'll have any backlash.

Speaker 10 No backlash at all.

Speaker 62 Just like the election of Mondami isn't the backlash for all these idiots like Daniel Loeb and all these guys tweeting.

Speaker 161 It's going to be a hot, calmie summer.

Speaker 154 The Bill Ackman types.

Speaker 68 Take their phones.

Speaker 16 All these billionaires in the Hamptons tweeting about Mondami.

Speaker 60 Every time you tweet about him, the guy goes up and he's going to win again.

Speaker 37 He's going to win.

Speaker 48 And maybe he'll be good, maybe not.

Speaker 66 I have reservations.

Speaker 30 But at the end of the day, if you keep tweeting and then people Google your house and hit image, you're fucked, shut up.

Speaker 65 So it does seem to me that there's a chance that this will have backlash.

Speaker 17 There'll be a backlash to this.

Speaker 9 Taking people off the street, masked people, grabbing people off the street, and then sending them to a prison surrounded by alligators

Speaker 37 feels like

Speaker 30 eventually people are going to be persuaded that actually

Speaker 16 if this is the way to have a immigration policy a lot of people are going to go well i guess just fuck it

Speaker 65 if it's going to be so over the top and insane and so disruptive and so inhuman and we're putting six-year-old girls in handcuffs and we're locking people up.

Speaker 129 Now, the hardcore base of his will love this.

Speaker 16 They will love it. They'll think it's great.

Speaker 16 They'll think it's great that people are in a cage and they're surrounded by lizards.

Speaker 99 They will enjoy it.

Speaker 55 But the vast majority of people, I think, will probably look at all of this

Speaker 34 and say this is a little absurd.

Speaker 242 And it doesn't seem like a first world country.

Speaker 142 A first world country

Speaker 158 locking people in a cage in the middle of an alligator moat

Speaker 51 seems to be not the way as a first world country.

Speaker 16 And again, as a guy that believes that we should have a very strict immigration policy, and if you're a criminal, you should be removed.

Speaker 35 And even people that have come here recently perhaps have to go as well because they don't have the roots in the in places.

Speaker 2 And I believe in that you have to come here and speak English and like assimilate.

Speaker 160 I believe all of those things for your own success and the success of the overall society.

Speaker 109 Making this issue

Speaker 30 about

Speaker 98 these guys in masks,

Speaker 50 plain clothes officers in masks performing raids, ripping people and putting them in

Speaker 37 a

Speaker 76 prison in the middle of the Everglades

Speaker 142 does not seem like a first world country's thing to do.

Speaker 39 I'm all for people seeing a judge and having an expedited

Speaker 57 removal process.

Speaker 61 You're not even going to get rid of everybody.

Speaker 143 You can enforce E-Verify, which holds employers accountable.

Speaker 108 If Trump was putting the employers of illegal labor in this prison, then that is different.

Speaker 16 If you're going to put everyone in it,

Speaker 65 if you're going to put everyone in it, if you're going to put all of these guys that have encouraged this and are paying these people no money, if they're going to go in the prison with them,

Speaker 67 then that's great.

Speaker 90 But if you're not going to do anything against the people who are profiting from undocumented workers, and you're just going to go around and throw gardeners

Speaker 37 in a zoo, it's an exhibit from a zoo.

Speaker 87 I mean, why don't we just, why even build a prison?

Speaker 65 Let's just commandeer the Six Flags Safari

Speaker 93 and do that.

Speaker 87 Why even build a prison?

Speaker 55 Go into the Six Flags Great Adventure Safari or Bush Gardens or any of the Safaris.

Speaker 128 You already have

Speaker 37 the nature, the natural environment with dangerous animals.

Speaker 100 Go down there and then just say, this is the immigrant prison now.

Speaker 17 Remember Six Flags?

Speaker 34 Now it's the immigrant prison.

Speaker 55 The Six Flags Safari is the immigrant prison.

Speaker 51 Why not?

Speaker 27 I mean,

Speaker 9 it seems if this is the solution to the problem.

Speaker 82 We have prisons, right?

Speaker 34 Don't we have prison?

Speaker 23 Do we need special detention centers where nobody has any rights and

Speaker 30 the constitution doesn't apply and it's in the middle of an alligator pit?

Speaker 85 It just seems to me that it's a recipe for something very bad and very dark, especially when people start piping up.

Speaker 131 I really love this Palantir.

Speaker 2 Why are we giving Israel all this money?

Speaker 67 Who's going to eventually find their way into this prison system, by the way?

Speaker 63 Who's going to find their way into this?

Speaker 98 I'm sure citizens will begin to see the inside of the Everglades detention facility 1000%.

Speaker 43 The idea that citizens won't go into these places feels like a very,

Speaker 160 you know, a very unrealistic thought.

Speaker 6 That it will just be the worst of the worst.

Speaker 20 If I was convinced that these were the worst of the worst, rapists, murderers, and they're here illegally and they go to this prison and then they're deported.

Speaker 74 I'd go, yeah, great.

Speaker 68 I feel like it will watch.

Speaker 35 It'll start like that and then it'll be just any immigrant and then it might be a citizen who acts up

Speaker 42 because what makes a citizen would might change.

Speaker 67 So the idea of letting the government handle this money to Palantir,

Speaker 43 build a digital police state.

Speaker 108 also construct a labyrinth of

Speaker 19 prisons, because this won't be, this will be number one,

Speaker 23 but coming soon to a theater near you, there'll be others.

Speaker 64 Letting the government do all of this stuff and then just sitting back and saying we hope it's used for the worst of the worst

Speaker 60 is

Speaker 60 not

Speaker 20 a good plan.

Speaker 74 Giving all this power

Speaker 37 to people

Speaker 135 that run your country who might it might be AOC next.

Speaker 17 Are you going to like that when AOC's got a bunch of prisons and a ton of power and a ton of extra judicial power?

Speaker 77 And we know the courts are not the be-all-end-all, but like AOC can do anything she wants.

Speaker 35 And the president has all this power and there's a labyrinth of charge.

Speaker 65 And now AOC has a digital police state that Palatir has built for her.

Speaker 113 Is that going to work?

Speaker 16 Would you like that?

Speaker 74 Is that going to be fun?

Speaker 48 Does anyone think that's a good idea?

Speaker 108 And the culture swings far to the left

Speaker 62 and the momdani types get elected and they're going after people's money.

Speaker 16 They're shutting your digital banking off

Speaker 16 and they're enforcing hate crimes laws like they do in Britain where a woman tweeted, burn the migrant hotel.

Speaker 159 Again, not a thing I would have tweeted, but is now doing eight months in jail.

Speaker 114 Is that going to be good?

Speaker 16 Do we want these prisons

Speaker 48 set up around the country for when people decide, hey, by the way, we don't love what you tweeted about Islam or about migrants or about anything.

Speaker 65 We don't love what you tweeted about race.

Speaker 3 We don't love what you tweeted about Israel.

Speaker 160 We think what you're tweeting is a hate crime.

Speaker 55 Is it a good idea to have a digital police state being built by Palantir?

Speaker 55 and then have a labyrinth of prisons that we hope are just used for the wink, wink, worst of the worst.

Speaker 35 Wink.

Speaker 37 Wink, wink, wink.

Speaker 99 It'll just be the worst of the worst.

Speaker 16 So, you know, I believe there's $100 million in the bill, in the big, beautiful bill being doled out to different organizations to fight anti-Semitism.

Speaker 48 By the way, can I be one of those organizations?

Speaker 79 How do you become one of those?

Speaker 109 What is the

Speaker 16 accredited

Speaker 39 system you need to become an institution that fights anti-Semitism?

Speaker 48 Can I get government money to fight anti-Semitism?

Speaker 141 I would love to do it.

Speaker 16 I'll do it right now.

Speaker 35 I will do it right now if I get a little bit of money because there's a lot of money in that bill that goes to things like that.

Speaker 27 So giving people more and more power over your life

Speaker 108 and saying that you hope that it is used.

Speaker 75 And again,

Speaker 20 I am a proponent of building the American working class.

Speaker 42 eliminating, I don't think it's a good idea.

Speaker 30 I think what's happening in Britain now is wild.

Speaker 65 The

Speaker 78 entire society is being torn apart because the amount of immigrants and migrants that they have resettled in the past 10 years

Speaker 22 has torn the country apart.

Speaker 65 It's been an absolute abomination for many countries in Europe, the Netherlands and Britain, trying to assimilate people from a vastly different culture overnight into an existing economic, political, cultural landscape that has been developed over hundreds or thousands of years.

Speaker 65 And the idea that there's not going to be significant growing pains, economic disruption, cultural issues, that there's not going to be issues with the court system, with the way communities are reacting to each other, the way that crime is looked at.

Speaker 45 the value systems that are vastly different.

Speaker 129 These are huge problems.

Speaker 52 It's the biggest issue in the world.

Speaker 107 It is not Vladimir Putin and it's not Iran.

Speaker 65 The biggest issue in the world right now is the mass migration of people from one area to another.

Speaker 16 It's the biggest issue in the world.

Speaker 66 First world societies dealing with immigration from largely the third world.

Speaker 23 It is the biggest issue.

Speaker 61 It is motivating all the political change in Europe, all the political

Speaker 154 instability in Britain, in the Netherlands.

Speaker 69 This is becoming, and the re and the way that it's being dealt with is a lot of these countries are enforcing literal totalitarian speech regulations where you will be dragged out of your house, put in handcuffs and put in jail for a tweet.

Speaker 129 And if you think it can't happen here, you're wrong.

Speaker 70 But it's happening there right now.

Speaker 50 If you tweet the wrong thing, if you say the wrong thing, if

Speaker 62 what you say is considered a hate crime, you can actually go to jail if you express uh a displeasing sentiment to the government you can be put in jail for something that you've said online

Speaker 95 during 2020 and george floyd and all this stuff lots of people were fighting white people uh were tweeting white people should feel pain da da da da da all kinds of things that could have been interpreted as a threat of violence i didn't want to see any of those people in jail i didn't even want to see i didn't want to see them kicked off social media i'd say people can vent their frustrations and they're seeing things and a lot of it's high emotion and whatever, but I don't want any of those people deplatformed and I certainly didn't want them in jail.

Speaker 98 So this is a massively

Speaker 38 complicated issue that is driving lots of people.

Speaker 38 But

Speaker 108 ripping people that are working at a job, throwing them in a truck, putting them in an alligator prison,

Speaker 60 giving the government the ability to deport them to El Salvador, not a judge involved, no rights,

Speaker 74 people that criticize Israel on a college campus being picked up, people that wrote op-eds.

Speaker 65 It is very much the beginnings of a police state.

Speaker 109 Now, obviously, immigration is a real issue, and you're going to need to detain people and deport them.

Speaker 48 But the way you do it matters.

Speaker 79 The optics matter.

Speaker 16 The actual process matters because if you think it will just be the worst of the worst, immigrants that have committed crimes, it's not.

Speaker 48 It will be anybody they want.

Speaker 35 And soon it'll be American citizens and it probably is ready.

Speaker 107 And now the other, the digital part of that is the giveaway to Palantir and the AI.

Speaker 4 And we're not going to regulate artificial intelligence.

Speaker 36 And no local municipality will be able to regulate artificial intelligence.

Speaker 17 And the AI tech guys are going to build an orwellian digital police state and then there is a brick and mortar police state being built with prisons all over the country and you just have to hope

Speaker 74 that

Speaker 65 the people in those prisons are your enemies

Speaker 55 because at the end of the day there's no guarantee that what those prisons were originally built for is what they'll be used for.

Speaker 35 You have to be smart enough to think about that.

Speaker 63 When they passed the Patriot Act

Speaker 23 and they said,

Speaker 21 we're doing this because of terrorism and because of 9-11,

Speaker 129 and then it was used to spy on Americans and surveil Americans and it created this.

Speaker 3 This is what happens.

Speaker 66 When you give the government powers, you can never take them away.

Speaker 138 It doesn't take them away.

Speaker 143 So if you have any concern with freedom, with autonomy, with the ability to live your life, express opinions on the internet, off the internet, and you don't want to live in a police state, stuff like this has to disturb you.

Speaker 89 That bill has to make you think a little bit, not only about, obviously, whatever people getting thrown off Medicare, which is

Speaker 82 tragic, but also something that happens all the time.

Speaker 73 People get kicked off their health care all the time.

Speaker 25 We have a terrible healthcare system.

Speaker 20 But

Speaker 43 the larger story

Speaker 68 to me will be, is this the beginning of the way they deal with people when AI starts eliminating all of the jobs

Speaker 37 is this and i'm not saying everyone's going to alligator alley but or alcatraz whatever it is but is this the beginning is this

Speaker 35 the beginnings

Speaker 38 is this the architecture of the type of country that we're going to live in

Speaker 35 where you're able to be disappeared

Speaker 15 And whatever you say on social media is going to be

Speaker 154 considered a crime, a thought crime.

Speaker 36 And are you going to be able to be disappeared?

Speaker 37 Or what rights will you have?

Speaker 107 And what are you allowed to criticize?

Speaker 73 And whom are you allowed to criticize without significant retribution?

Speaker 36 Those are real

Speaker 23 things that people should

Speaker 71 think about.

Speaker 130 So it's not just like, wow, happy fourth Diddy's innocent and we're all happy about that.

Speaker 37 Obviously, we are.

Speaker 2 And obviously, it's good to know that he's going to come home to his children and continue to be a good father.

Speaker 79 But there are definite

Speaker 147 things here that you should pause and go, wait a minute.

Speaker 53 Should we be constructing a lightning prison?

Speaker 35 Should we be constructing a prison

Speaker 27 where

Speaker 16 it's the electricity we put on the top of a mountain and it just lightning hits it?

Speaker 26 It just seems crazy.

Speaker 60 I I don't know that we need to build these types of places

Speaker 39 because there's going to be a significant backlash.

Speaker 79 There was a significant backlash

Speaker 142 to Wall Street guys running America for 50 years.

Speaker 16 And you're going to see it.

Speaker 20 One of it was Donald Trump, by the way.

Speaker 30 That was backlash number one.

Speaker 242 You're going to see it in New York City.

Speaker 54 You're going to see that the center is completely gone.

Speaker 68 You have people on the far left now, people on the far right.

Speaker 247 but everybody, and that's why every article is like, do you know how much it costs for a cup of sand to the Hampton?

Speaker 71 That's $1,000.

Speaker 52 These Hamptons beaches where you bring your own sand and it's $80,000

Speaker 20 a day.

Speaker 130 I just want to start producing fake articles.

Speaker 52 This hot dog is $10,000 in the Hamptons.

Speaker 56 A hot dog made out of solid caviar truffle gold is being eaten.

Speaker 39 I just want to start producing fake videos and see if

Speaker 122 they'll get traction.

Speaker 101 Being like,

Speaker 52 this baked clam is $15,000 in the Hamptons.

Speaker 58 Called the platinum clam.

Speaker 52 It's a regular clamshell stuffed with platinum.

Speaker 89 You can't even eat it.

Speaker 52 It's $15,000.

Speaker 33 I mean,

Speaker 116 it's the inevitable

Speaker 63 reality of any society that flaunts their wealth to the degree that this society does, that there will be some type of uprise.

Speaker 160 There's, you can't do this to people forever.

Speaker 74 You can't do this to people forever.

Speaker 107 You can't eat like $300 popsicles on your $80 million yacht while people are dying of cancer because they can't afford chemo.

Speaker 65 You can't do this forever and then expect people to just not lose it.

Speaker 27 People are going to lose it.

Speaker 131 They're going to lose it.

Speaker 53 You can't have 35 shows about these bimbos selling real estate.

Speaker 74 You just can't while people are getting evicted.

Speaker 61 People are getting evicted.

Speaker 133 And in their final night in their apartment, they're watching Selling sunset

Speaker 87 where models sell mansions to criminals

Speaker 48 and they know tomorrow they have to wake up and go live in a halfway house.

Speaker 16 You can't do it.

Speaker 48 You can't write articles about the golden chicken nuggets that some billionaire is feeding his kids.

Speaker 93 in East Hampton while people are sitting in an Uber

Speaker 53 driving from one part of the city to the other.

Speaker 104 Like,

Speaker 136 and then when the person gets out of the Uber, they shut off the air conditioning because they can't afford it until they pick up the next guy.

Speaker 126 They can't afford the age.

Speaker 16 I've had conversations with Uber drivers about it drains the gas too much.

Speaker 36 I turn it on when I get a rot.

Speaker 112 Like, people are fucked.

Speaker 132 And the more you throw it in their face,

Speaker 72 the more they're going to lose their mind.

Speaker 76 They're going to elect anyone.

Speaker 134 They'll elect ISIS.

Speaker 48 If ISIS got up up and was like, we should have, you should be able to afford rent, people go, all right.

Speaker 93 Diddy, Diddy could win on that platform right now.

Speaker 79 It's not about, it's about the fact that people have been completely abused

Speaker 67 and financially they don't know what to do.

Speaker 104 I get it.

Speaker 102 I have people come and stay in my house.

Speaker 128 And it's, again, I'm not,

Speaker 136 I'm like the poorest guy that lives out there.

Speaker 104 And we go to a farmer's market and they look at this shit and they go, yeah, I mean, they're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 135 It's so beyond.

Speaker 6 And I'm not saying everything has to be for everyone.

Speaker 18 I'm not saying everyone should live whatever in fucking, you know, Manhattan or any of these expensive places.

Speaker 61 I'm saying you can't shove it in people's face like this.

Speaker 114 It's too much.

Speaker 100 Jeff Bezos and Lawrence, they have this wedding.

Speaker 65 They don't even do it in America.

Speaker 14 They don't even give jobs to Americans.

Speaker 56 Do it in Aspen, you pigs.

Speaker 142 They do it in fucking Italy.

Speaker 34 Do it in Venice.

Speaker 36 They got Leo and all these people standing there.

Speaker 137 I mean,

Speaker 47 people are looking at that wedding.

Speaker 38 They're reading about that wedding.

Speaker 21 They have three kids in an old minivan and they're driving around Texas and it's 115 degrees.

Speaker 128 And they're sweating and the food they bought.

Speaker 75 is starting to spoil because it's so hot and they're rushing to get back to their house to throw it it in the refrigerator and they hope the grid doesn't go down and they've got the kids in the back seat screaming

Speaker 128 you know

Speaker 134 and the kids are like mommy turn this off who is this and she's like i'm listening to tim dilley's a genius he's the only one who understands this world

Speaker 126 And these kids are fighting each other.

Speaker 245 She goes, stop fighting.

Speaker 74 And they go, put on something else. And she goes, shut up.

Speaker 93 I'm listening to the only man worth listening to on this planet.

Speaker 134 Without his voice, I'd be dead.

Speaker 245 You don't keep me alive. He does.

Speaker 25 This scene is playing out across this country.

Speaker 71 It's playing out across this country.

Speaker 101 It's playing out across this country right now.

Speaker 50 People tune into this show just for another reason.

Speaker 10 Another reason.

Speaker 151 When I said...

Speaker 22 The show will be a little late, but it's coming. You know what happened?

Speaker 225 A gun left someone's mouth.

Speaker 28 A gun came out of their mouth.

Speaker 155 Because I said this show would happen.

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Speaker 22 Oh my god, trying to make progress with my finances has been a real problem.

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Speaker 196 What was I saying?

Speaker 101 The point is this:

Speaker 41 you can't continually fuck people in their face

Speaker 161 and have them go, Thank you for that.

Speaker 101 I appreciate you.

Speaker 83 These billionaires have gone out of their mind.

Speaker 138 Stop this.

Speaker 152 What are you doing?

Speaker 61 Bezos, this is your second wedding.

Speaker 47 You're bald.

Speaker 237 Just do something quiet.

Speaker 152 What are you doing?

Speaker 50 They've become super villains.

Speaker 246 Musk, Bezos, they're all super villains.

Speaker 26 Zuckerberg, all these freaks.

Speaker 116 I'm telling you, the next wave is going to be,

Speaker 137 it's going to to be, it's going to be

Speaker 163 so

Speaker 149 radical and so understandable.

Speaker 230 Not that I'll even agree with its aims, but like,

Speaker 84 because those things tend not to work when you seize the means to protect.

Speaker 8 None of this works.

Speaker 215 You need to incentivize people

Speaker 161 to make cool shit and to do things.

Speaker 7 You need to incentivize people to

Speaker 18 actually have a stake in their societies and communities. Not everything can be run by the government.
Not everything should be run from people at 30,000 feet.

Speaker 95 People closer to decisions generally make them better.

Speaker 77 That's why people that own

Speaker 2 real estate care more about a community than people who rent.

Speaker 78 And the people that own only care about it if they live in the community.

Speaker 86 Some of them might own a bunch of it and might care a little bit, but they don't care.

Speaker 230 that much because their kids aren't in the schools.

Speaker 84 It's not like they're using the airport or the infrastructure.

Speaker 94 They care about it only in the sense of an investment.

Speaker 157 Real estate may go up even if the town goes to shit.

Speaker 126 So

Speaker 65 my problem with when you start running everything

Speaker 78 by the government is a lot of it's inefficient.

Speaker 225 You don't get

Speaker 112 less inequality.

Speaker 4 You actually historically get more.

Speaker 119 But that doesn't mean it's not understandable.

Speaker 152 It's completely understandable why people want to throw people like Bezos into a furnace

Speaker 45 because of the way he's behaving.

Speaker 244 You can't behave like this.

Speaker 175 In the Hamptons, you're supposed to just eat fish and potatoes.

Speaker 8 You're not supposed to eat a melon that's shipped in from Japan.

Speaker 84 Why are you shipping a melon in from Japan?

Speaker 237 There's farms on that island.

Speaker 84 You eat the corn.

Speaker 84 Why do you have to ship a melon in from Japan?

Speaker 80 And then there's an article that this melon is a million dollars and it's being eaten in the ham.

Speaker 40 People are reading this.

Speaker 216 They're reading this on their phone in a tent.

Speaker 152 There's people in a tent

Speaker 4 watching people negotiate real estate deals on their phone.

Speaker 217 I'm telling you, homeless people with iPhones watch this show.

Speaker 84 They certainly watch owning Manhattan or selling sense or any of this other dumb shit.

Speaker 152 There are people right now in a tent

Speaker 129 watching people negotiate

Speaker 7 high-value real estate transactions while they live in a tent.

Speaker 152 There's people watching the Kardashians fly around on private chats to have little arguments with each other in stores they own in a tent.

Speaker 93 They're watching this in a tent.

Speaker 43 There's couples living in tents.

Speaker 175 There are people living in vans.

Speaker 31 They're doing well.

Speaker 92 People living in vans are doing good.

Speaker 236 So my point is that, like, I understand where this rage is coming from.

Speaker 96 It does it go to a productive place. It rarely does.

Speaker 94 But I understand where it comes from. It's absolutely natural.

Speaker 129 We have destroyed

Speaker 118 human beings in this country.

Speaker 129 We've destroyed them.

Speaker 37 And then you have all the types that come out and just start talking about opportunity and it's all around you.

Speaker 89 It's all around you.

Speaker 74 Just seize that. Grab that.

Speaker 85 And it all comes down to drop shipping and crypto.

Speaker 147 It's all fraud and a scam.

Speaker 101 They're criminals.

Speaker 25 It's just being a scammer.

Speaker 27 Well, you actually get optimized for like, no, no, no, you're a criminal.

Speaker 31 That's okay.

Speaker 238 That's fine.

Speaker 92 Go get yours.

Speaker 47 But you're a criminal.

Speaker 31 You're just telling people to be a criminal.

Speaker 71 That's not new.

Speaker 114 Well, you actually have to optimize for like, yeah, you're a criminal.

Speaker 41 That's okay.

Speaker 90 That's okay. You've learned some online criminal conduct.

Speaker 37 Congrats.

Speaker 29 It's fine. You don't have any talent.

Speaker 41 It's not unique.

Speaker 111 You're a criminal.

Speaker 151 And that's fine.

Speaker 47 That's always been an important part of our economy is

Speaker 146 institutionalized criminality.

Speaker 121 That's what it is.

Speaker 65 All these like alpha bro influencer types that are telling you how much money is to be made in the world.

Speaker 231 It's like, you know, it's not, there's, you're going to work on a boat,

Speaker 29 you're gonna work on a boat.

Speaker 23 Can you get TS does the business, but copyright-free?

Speaker 101 Is that possible?

Speaker 32 I kind of know him. Maybe I'll just tweet at him and go, Don't sue me.

Speaker 225 But I think someone sues on behalf of them.

Speaker 160 You're gonna work on a boat, and it's actually a good life.

Speaker 122 Let's see if we can play it.

Speaker 247 Okay, no copyright remix.

Speaker 28 Let's get down, let's get

Speaker 27 You're gonna work on a boat.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 144 You're just gonna be on a boat and it's gonna be going fast.

Speaker 8 And you're just gonna be sitting there and you'd be looking at the horizon.

Speaker 248 All right, we're gonna get scamp. We're gonna get it.

Speaker 243 They'll kill us.

Speaker 41 But

Speaker 30 that's all you need out there.

Speaker 158 That's all you need is to work on a boat.

Speaker 152 Don't get upset about this either.

Speaker 24 Literally, the first thing anyone should do is listen to the show right now is to investigate opportunities to go seasonally work on a boat.

Speaker 115 Do charters.

Speaker 7 You stay in shape.

Speaker 23 You have sex.

Speaker 227 You look good.

Speaker 83 It's a hard long-term plan.

Speaker 8 So you're going to have to have the wherewithal

Speaker 219 around 45.

Speaker 224 It's a tough thing to turn 50.

Speaker 219 At 46 years old, you're going to be the old, old gal on the boat.

Speaker 49 You're going to have to have

Speaker 156 the strength.

Speaker 151 It's very hard to grow old in that lifestyle.

Speaker 122 You're going to have the strength to walk to the bow

Speaker 117 because everybody else is going to be asleep.

Speaker 244 And you're going to have to walk to the bow.

Speaker 55 What's the back?

Speaker 219 Is it the bow or the stern?

Speaker 42 What is it?

Speaker 225 You know?

Speaker 40 You don't know.

Speaker 31 There's absolutely no way you know.

Speaker 14 You can walk to the stern.

Speaker 20 And you're going to hear it like you know.

Speaker 148 And you're just going to think about how fun it was to dance.

Speaker 244 You're going to get up on the stern

Speaker 146 and you're going to, and you're going to be really drunk and you're going to drown yourself.

Speaker 244 You're going to jump off the boat and you're going to drown and they're not going to find your body.

Speaker 148 You're just going to be a legend.

Speaker 247 It's a watery grave.

Speaker 129 You're going to do it 48 years old, 48 or 40.

Speaker 157 And you're going to walk and you just go, tonight's the night.

Speaker 143 But if you're 20 and you're listening to this, it's a good,

Speaker 157 it's a good, you know, you can make it to 50.

Speaker 248 It's a good 30 years on that boat.

Speaker 155 And then you just drown yourself

Speaker 144 when you're 50 years old because it's hard to get old in that life.

Speaker 226 So you have to drown yourself.

Speaker 155 You have to drown yourself

Speaker 243 at the end.

Speaker 4 After you've danced and sang and hooked up with different people on boats, at 50 years old, you have to walk to the back of the boat, the stern, we found out, and you have to drown yourself

Speaker 215 and give your body to the sea.

Speaker 155 You have to drown yourself after this.

Speaker 148 But it's going to be 30 years of that song.

Speaker 243 Let's get down to business.

Speaker 16 And you're going to hear that.

Speaker 23 There's going to be a moment when you first jump into the water that

Speaker 12 and you see the boat and it keeps going.

Speaker 24 Hopefully they don't catch you.

Speaker 157 That's really demoralizing.

Speaker 32 If they catch you and find you, they bring you back on the boat and you're just like wet.

Speaker 71 You have to explain to them, you're like, well, I'm getting older.

Speaker 32 And I just thought I was going to drown myself.

Speaker 71 They were like, are you trying to drown your, are you just drunk?

Speaker 146 Are you trying to drown yourself? I'm actually trying to drown myself.

Speaker 37 They go, why?

Speaker 12 You go, well, I'm getting older and it's hard to get old in this life.

Speaker 71 And

Speaker 64 the people in the boat are going to be like, oh my God, no.

Speaker 71 But that's why you have to do this quietly, because then they're going to make all these horrible arguments for you to live.

Speaker 19 They'd be like, no, but like,

Speaker 41 but like, you're so much fun.

Speaker 140 You're like, don't drown yourself. You're so much fun.

Speaker 29 Like,

Speaker 75 remember, like,

Speaker 56 Remember last week when we were at the bar and like John fell and it was so fun.

Speaker 247 And you go, Yeah, yeah, I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 41 I can't do this.

Speaker 244 You'll get it when you get to my age.

Speaker 146 I just want to drown myself.

Speaker 144 I'm trying to drown myself.

Speaker 37 So, hopefully, they don't find you.

Speaker 12 And when you're in the water,

Speaker 224 you're going to realize that you're actually going through with it.

Speaker 66 And there's going to be a moment where your fight or flight kicks in.

Speaker 226 You're going to start to swim towards the boat, but you can't.

Speaker 46 You can't.

Speaker 37 Hopefully, a current prevents you

Speaker 150 because

Speaker 79 you got to do it.

Speaker 83 You know what I mean?

Speaker 70 So you're going to be in the water and then there's a fight.

Speaker 82 You try to swim for a little bit and then you start laughing.

Speaker 30 There's a moment where you go,

Speaker 27 what?

Speaker 111 Well,

Speaker 6 the sea is powerful.

Speaker 16 And then you're going to float for a little bit like an angel.

Speaker 2 You're going to lay, you're going to lay on your back and you're actually going to float like an angel in the water.

Speaker 23 And the boat now is kind of almost out of view.

Speaker 160 You still see the lights.

Speaker 129 It's not quite out of view.

Speaker 75 And

Speaker 126 you realize that it's set.

Speaker 144 You realize that it's that it's all over with the crying now

Speaker 33 and

Speaker 120 the water is not even that rough and you you you realize you'll probably you know the current is you know but then then then you realize it's sharks

Speaker 71 and

Speaker 34 you realize that you feel

Speaker 124 something just kind of nip

Speaker 15 you don't know what it is at first and then you feel

Speaker 119 probably a tiger shark.

Speaker 160 They're very aggressive.

Speaker 68 And it grabs you and it begins to pull you under.

Speaker 84 And you realize in that moment, it's over now.

Speaker 116 You're being eaten by a shark in the Bahamas because you jumped off a boat.

Speaker 16 And there's a split second where you go, oh,

Speaker 27 really?

Speaker 34 Really?

Speaker 124 I was trying to drown myself.

Speaker 219 But it happens so quickly that you can't really put two and two together and then life just flashes before your eyes you remember being young you remember the song the business you remember dancing at all the different bars you remember the beautiful sunsets and the beautiful sunrises you remember the hard days and the bad days you remember the good and the bad of it all And as the shark rips you limb from limb, I mean viciously rips you limb from limb.

Speaker 62 I mean rip, they'll never find you.

Speaker 45 You'll actually just just be food for the sea, the thing that you've spent your life on.

Speaker 137 You know what I mean?

Speaker 65 And the shark's going to rip you up.

Speaker 63 And you're going to remember, you're going to remember this all started because I heard a podcast,

Speaker 55 4th of July weekend, where this guy told me

Speaker 83 to work on a boat.

Speaker 90 And you're going to say,

Speaker 37 and I don't regret it.

Speaker 109 Even as a shark rips you, and you're pretty sure you're in two.

Speaker 71 Like your head's still kind of working, but you're pretty sure you don't have a lower body.

Speaker 98 And you go, I, I, and you'll thank me.

Speaker 97 Even then you'll go, thank God I heard that podcast.

Speaker 35 I had a great life.

Speaker 6 Yes, I'm 50 years old.

Speaker 2 I'm being eaten by a shark in the Bahamas.

Speaker 41 Whatever.

Speaker 4 Listen,

Speaker 38 it's going to be a great, you're going to say thank you. Thank God I heard that.

Speaker 129 And thank God I spent my life working on a boat.

Speaker 63 It was one of the last jobs.

Speaker 129 And when I got to the age, I did exactly what that guy in the podcast said.

Speaker 83 I said, walk to the stern and drown yourself when you age out because there's no, you haven't saved any of your money.

Speaker 12 Why would you?

Speaker 142 It's just coke and booze.

Speaker 246 Let's get down to booze.

Speaker 96 You don't have a little house. Nothing you thought was going to happen.

Speaker 74 Oh, I have a little cottage in New England. No, you won't.

Speaker 20 Drown yourself at the end.

Speaker 39 And a shark will eat you. Smart as you slit your ankle and you bleed out in the ocean.

Speaker 2 You're actually smart.

Speaker 40 And you just slit your ankle a little bit and it's bleeding.

Speaker 7 You jump in the, and you just chill until they come.

Speaker 61 I'm telling you right now,

Speaker 6 this is the best advice you'll ever get in your life.

Speaker 142 And if you don't listen to it, fine.

Speaker 129 But there's someone out there that's going to listen to this.

Speaker 18 I'll be dead, long dead by the time you're getting eaten.

Speaker 64 But if you right now go work on a boat every summer and a lot of the winter, and you spend 30 years from you from 20 years old right now, drop out of college.

Speaker 30 You're an idiot.

Speaker 65 You go and you work on this boat and you enjoy yourself.

Speaker 78 You're probably not going to have kids or anything. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 73 You have a great life.

Speaker 68 And one night after a particularly nice day on that boat, and I can't tell you exactly when, you walk to the back and you slit your ankle so you bleed out.

Speaker 23 And you jump in the ocean in the middle of the night and sharks eat you.

Speaker 108 That is, for an American, right now,

Speaker 73 best case.

Speaker 73 Best case.

Speaker 30 And people will talk about that like that.

Speaker 23 Years down the line, people will say how successful you actually were. You go, your aunt did it right.

Speaker 37 Your aunt did it right.

Speaker 23 She worked on a boat for 30 years, sunrise, sunset, some of the most beautiful places in the world.

Speaker 142 And then at 49 years old, she jumped off the stern and sharks ate her.

Speaker 216 She did it right.

Speaker 60 You're going to be saying that in a prison.

Speaker 129 You'll be in a prison with your whole family.

Speaker 40 You'll go, your aunt did it right.

Speaker 24 I stayed here and I talked about immigrants or Muslims, and now I'm in a prison.

Speaker 248 And AOC is coming.

Speaker 30 Your aunt did it right.

Speaker 40 She got on a boat when she was young and she stayed there until she literally fed herself to a shark.

Speaker 2 That's the best case right now for the American middle class: is that you work on a boat and you're eaten by sharks.

Speaker 227 It's beautiful.

Speaker 83 It's a magical moment. It's a magical moment.

Speaker 51 So

Speaker 132 stop with the mamdani.

Speaker 100 Just go get get eaten by a shark on the boat.

Speaker 102 Stop with this mom.

Speaker 61 Oh, I want everybody's money.

Speaker 130 Go to the stern.

Speaker 132 Go to the stern and jump off and cut yourself first so they know where you are.

Speaker 135 Cut yourself so the fish know where you are.

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