450 - Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt

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Fair is fair.

We must,

even though we are

cautious

about what this guy does, a lot to not like,

some things to like,

we want to congratulate

the mayor

of

the, I'm sorry, the the mayoral candidate

for the Democratic Party

in

New York City

and his name

is Osama bin Laden.

I want to congratulate him.

I

thought

it was an ambitious

thing

to have attacked the financial capital of the world,

to have hid out and to come back

and to have noticed how much salads cost, sandwiches, just lunch in general, how angry people were.

And to come in and go, listen, I know I did wrong with the Twin Towers.

I know it wasn't ideal, but remember what you were paying for rent when I attacked the World Trade Center, how much more equitable it was, how much...

Remember in 2001

when 20 bucks

bought you a pack of smokes, a cocktail, a dime bag of weed, and a burrito.

And that's your night.

When I attacked the World Trade Center,

and he would say, he would say in the speeches, he'd go,

justifiably, many would clap, yes, we agree.

I attacked it justifiably

because of the things I didn't agree with.

Troops in Saudi Arabia,

America's support for Israel.

But even as I watched people jump out of those buildings to their sudden and inevitable death, I thought to myself,

Maybe I'll come back here one day

and give them free buses.

So when Osama bin Laden came back to the city

to give people

a more

equitable

plan to live,

I get it.

I get it.

Hey, I'm not dead.

The Navy SEALs didn't get me, and I'm here to make buses free.

Government-run grocery stores.

Let's get rid of the cops.

Let's get people walking around with clipboards asking questions.

Of course, I am kidding.

Osama bin Laden is not the nominee.

Osama bin Laden was a CIA asset

that we pretended lived in Pakistan.

And then we sent a group of Navy SEALs to kill him who are, they also somehow died in a mission, which seems odd, but they're all dead.

Like, I think all the members of SEAL Team 6 are dead.

Don't look it up.

It doesn't matter.

But I believe that to be the case, truly.

And it was very weirdly, like, we kind of knew Pakistan had him, and we didn't.

Listen, let's not get lost in that.

My point is that Osama bin Laden, wherever he is,

is not the guy.

I know that Charlie Kirk, a few people have made that kind of comparison.

There's a lot about 9-11 we don't know.

So I don't think we can...

And listen, by the way, I'm no fan of the immigration.

I'd like it to cool down.

I'm a big fan of a cool down with the immigration.

A cooling period.

A cooling off period.

A settling in.

How about that?

A settling in.

No one talks about immigration like that.

Let's let all these immigrants settle in.

Have you ever stayed at someone's house and they go, let me let you get settled?

That's what we want.

But, so this is not a defense of radical Islam or immigration, two things I'm no fan of.

There's a lot more to 9-11 than just, hey,

you know, a couple of guys in a cave didn't like us.

Now, I don't know how much more there is to it,

but if you have

an education level beyond

fifth grade, you realize something else

is afoot.

This seems to be one of the biggest issues with the Republican Party right now is they are unable to

when they try to dunk on a guy like

Zoran Mama Lamar, who is the

Democratic primary winner, Zoran Mama Lamar.

They don't understand it when they just say the word 9-11, it's bad for them because everything after 9-11

was terrible.

And

that's why we all look at the Iran engagement and go, let's relax.

Let's calm it down.

War gives people something to do in the government.

People think the government does more than it does.

And it doesn't do all of that.

that much.

And there's a lot of people that don't do that much.

But when there's a war, like everyone's working,

like we've talked about it on this show,

when the Pentagon, like when they're about to go to war, they all start ordering pizzas.

It's like they have something called the Pizza Index, where people know when we may or may not go to war or drop a bomb because everyone at the Pentagon is like staying late and ordering pizza because they have to work.

It gives them purpose.

Tonight's the night.

We got to do it.

It's time.

Get the, you know what I mean?

And and they're going, pepperoni.

And, and we'll hit it and we'll hold on one yet.

If they come with it, fine.

If the wings come with it, fine.

I don't want,

is it a deal?

No, they'll pierce underground 30 to 50 feet.

And we're hoping the rubble will go on top of it.

So even if we don't destroy it, they're not going to be able to get the nuclear.

Hold on one second.

I apologize.

If it's a deal, yes.

If we're paying extra, then no.

I don't know how many ways to say it.

If it cut, then get the deal.

The deal is two pizzas.

Well, then take half of one home.

Take half of one home.

Hold on.

Someone's calling.

Oh, it's the vice president.

It's not a big deal.

Don't answer.

Take the

wee kid, J.D.

Vance.

Who I believe is still working for the government.

Do we know that?

I don't know.

It seems like he might be.

He's kind of working for the government.

Get up the thing.

Get up J.D.

Vance on Fox News with the Iran deal where Mullen sent this to me where he was like,

he's like, that's not the draft.

He's like, that's not the draft I saw.

But

he goes, what I like about the president is he's always working.

Yeah.

I mean, he does a...

He does a thing where he's talking about the deal and that this draft of this deal thing that happened.

And he goes on Fox and he's like, well, the language was a little different from the draft that I saw.

But what I love about the president is he's always working.

He's always,

that guy does not stop working.

You know, and this is, it's just fun.

It's like,

you know, I imagine he's involved tangentially.

With some of it.

I don't, I don't, you know, who could know over there who's in and who's out?

I think they've they've got Tulsi Gabbard doing tough mutter races.

I don't think she's allowed in the building.

I don't know.

The Hills are Tim Dillon attacks Tulsi Gabbert.

I didn't attack her.

I like Tulsi Gabbard.

I said, if all these dark forces

are goading us in a war, can you mention a few of their names?

You know, a few of their names might be good.

It's just put out.

In this administration, Brett, it happens quite a bit, actually.

We knew this was coming.

The draft, it was interesting.

I just read the draft about two minutes before we went on the air.

It was a little bit different from what the president had showed me a couple of hours ago.

But again, I knew that he was working the phones as I was on the way over here.

So I knew exactly what we were going to do.

And look, I love that about this presidency and this administration is he's always working.

He doesn't say, you know, the vice president's going to do an interview, so I'm going to stop doing anything.

He says, you know, we're going to do the American people's business.

The vice president.

He's like, it's not like the vice president is doing an interview.

I'm going to stop doing it or tell him what we're doing.

I'm just going to see what happens out there.

See if he can, you know, run interference, just stall.

You know?

Hold him, as we'd say.

The headliner is not here.

You go out there and hold him.

Keep them going.

So I think J.D.

Vance is still working there.

I'm unsure.

I don't know.

But the thing that Republicans don't realize when they go after this Zoron

Mamdani,

who is a

young,

you know, like attractive, energetic person who's got some wacky ideas about like free grocery stores and free bus rides.

I mean, if you were homeless, wouldn't you just go to the, hang out on the bus?

If it was free?

I would.

I don't take buses.

I don't care what happens to them, but I imagine there are people that do take them and they wouldn't, they don't want.

just homeless people on the buses and people selling drugs on the buses and and fucking people on the buses.

But that's what I would do

if it was all free and I was homeless.

I'd go, well, why wouldn't I just get on a bus?

But he's going to have the grocery stores because of the price of food.

And he's going to, instead of police, when someone lights someone on fire in a subway, he's going to send like a team of mental health professionals to ask that person to stop and to de-escalate the situation.

Because in his mind, and in the mind of many people the de-escalation

is going to be done like with it with a compassion and like having like an intellectual

game plan going into it when there's like a guy who's like screaming and you know

you're gonna be like all right how do we get to him

Like, how do we Jedi mind read where he's at?

And it's going to be interesting and exciting to see what happens with that.

I do think you need the threat of lethal force in a lot of cases, not all of them, but it does seem like

if there's a guy and he's about to light a woman on fire, it's kind of interesting being like, hey,

where's this coming from?

Like, where's this coming from?

Why are you doing this?

What is this going to solve, really?

Don't you understand

that by lighting this innocent woman on fire

you know you're just

you're putting yourself into a position you don't want to be

and it seems to me that you're in pain and you're hurting and i understand that a lot of things about society don't make any sense right

I mean, all these apartments, all these rich guys live in them, but they don't even live there.

Like, they barely live there.

They use these

apartment buildings as vertical money laundering units, and they launder money from all over the world and they don't pay any taxes.

And the working class bears the brunt of this because their jobs are shipped overseas and their standard of living drops.

I understand where your rage comes from.

And then at this point, the guys are,

and they go, I did that guttural yell

is we understand where it comes from.

It's the lack of health care,

the respect that women aren't given, how much harder it is for trans people of color.

And the guy's like, ah, but then he starts to like ah,

and then they walk over, they start petting him.

He puts the gas can down, and they go, we know.

And they go, we know how difficult it is to exist in a society like that.

So let us take you to this government-owned grocery store.

Would you like to go to the government-owned grocery store?

They have a lot of nice, they have little hummus cups.

And the thing about hummus, and there'll be a Jewish girl with big glasses, and she'll go, and the thing about hummus is if you eat too much, I get gassy.

But these little hummus cups are like perfectly portioned.

And the guy will go,

and then he'll be like shirtless.

He's covered in blood.

And then he's got, he puts a gas can down and then they walk him out and then they bring him to the government grocery store and they start talking to him about, and then they'll find out the whole thing was a gluten allergy, that his, he was not metabolizing gluten.

And that's one of the reasons he was going to light that woman on fire on the subway.

And if that works, it works.

I hope it works.

By the way, count me in.

I'd like it to work.

I'm no fan of the cops.

I was pulled over going 97 out to Southampton.

Fuck you.

I'll never do a fundraiser for you, scum.

Stay with the fire department.

Never see me wearing an NYPD hat.

Even though they don't really bother me, but the Long Island Trooper, New York State Troopers, fuck you.

Not for me.

It is what it is.

They got me going 97

or 87, whatever, 87.

It's not right.

They see the Bentley it's class warfare everyone's speeding everyone's going fast they pull me over because they're like fuck this guy then they pull me over they're like where do you even live I go who knows

they go where's this car registered I go I don't I think Beverly Hills buddy just write the ticket you slob

so I'm not cucking For the cops.

I'm just saying it might be interesting

because I think, you know, if we look at San Francisco and a few of these other cities, Portland, Seattle, Detroit, Chicago, the Democrats who've run these cities

haven't produced great things.

But I don't know.

Maybe it won't go that way where it's like flash mobs of children.

I mean, Chicago's just full of got flash mobs of teenagers storming places.

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But hey!

I wish Zoran

that he wants to tax richer and whiter people.

He won over, everybody making over $100,000 a year voted for the guy.

And here's one of the reasons, obviously,

he is

appealing to

a demographic of people who

are

understandably, and understand what I'm saying here, because you're not wrong, understandably frustrated that their level of education has not turned into income.

Understand what I'm saying here.

I say the most valuable things in the world, by the way, actually, in between.

Oh, that was a really funny bit.

Yeah,

we get it.

But now I'm going to say something actually brilliant that's actually the right thing always.

Okay?

Diddy's innocent, though, but they just wrapped Diddy's defense

Zoron Mandami

Man Mamdani

Zoron Zoron.

Don't mess with the Zoron, right?

Zohan?

What was it?

Don't start with me, folks.

They're angry that he's appealing to a constituency of people who are angry that their income,

that their education is not reflected in their income.

And these people were told their entire life that all they had to do to make money was to get a college degree.

This is a generation of people

that were told that the route to comfort and security was education.

And all of those people then graduated from schools in an alarming amount of debt.

They were also told they should follow their passions in life and work in a field that was interesting, exciting, and maybe creative adjacent.

So lots of these people moved to cities to get jobs

in finance, tech, media.

whatever.

And a lot of companies over the last few years have hemorrhaged hemorrhaged jobs, specifically people in the media sphere and the entertainment world, okay?

But many other industries as well.

The constituency that's powering Momdani's campaign is, by the numbers,

a

higher educated, higher income

group, but they're not high income

compared to what you would need to feel rich in New New York.

I don't feel rich in New York, and I make a hell of a lot more money than these zeros.

Now,

it doesn't mean that Momdani's wrong about wealth inequality in America and specifically in New York.

He's correct about that.

It's the same,

it's the same issue that Donald Trump built a coalition around

fairness.

Trump coalition focused obviously more on immigration,

a populist, nationalist

uprising against elites in education, media, wherever.

Mom Dani has a similar thing.

It's a populist uprising, but instead of being directed at the elites in media and entertainment, because they largely, many of them are supporting him, not the big elites, not the billionaires, not my Meadow Lane boys and girls.

Shout out to the whole crowd.

Buy me, daddy.

I'm here.

Human shields, say no more.

But shell out a little, no?

Shell out.

Can't defend everything for free.

You give me money.

I'll pop right on here.

I'll pop right on here.

Here's an L.

Here's an L.

But you got to give me a little.

Give me a little.

Give me a...

What about a basket?

You send a basket over.

a couple of Goldbergs bagels some locks some scallion cream cheese

just a little gesture I'm not asking for a ABC

what I'm saying is the the big boys and girls the big institutional money doesn't like the guy But the rank and file in the media and entertainment kind of like him.

So their populist rage is not directed that way.

They also don't have a problem with the trans stuff in the schools and whatnot.

Their rage is directed at rich people

and white people

and Jewish people, but not really for the,

not,

and let me be careful how I say this, but not for the principled reason.

Yes, it was, as Bannon said, a referendum on Netanyahu and Israel's failed war in Gaza.

Now, obviously, Israel would say it's done very well because they've gotten rid of a lot of Hamas, but failed meaning that it's further inflamed sentiment against not only Israel, but Jews living all over the world because of what most people are seeing as going way, way, way overboard.

And that's the nicest way to say it.

But the reason a lot of people in the Mamdani camp are putting Jews, it's the colonizer

narrative that applies in their head across the board to any white settler colonial project,

America, UK, France, Israel.

In this way that you look at the world, any violence done by any group that is a little more tan

is usually justifiable and ignored.

Or even the Chinese,

there's no real like passion for like the Uyghurs who were in some camp.

And I'm not even saying there should be per se.

Like, I'm just saying if we're going to start litigating history, they ignore before like

18th, 19th century colonialism, they ignore a lot

of

other colonial projects.

Anything in the Far East, anything that the Muslims have done wrong.

This isn't something that they love talking about, but it's populism nonetheless.

This is why, when Mamdani said he wants to shift the tax burden to richer and wider neighborhoods, if he secures the election in November, a housing policy document on Mamdani's official website includes a pledge to shift the tax burden from overtaxed homeowners in the outer boroughs to more expensive homes in richer and wider neighborhoods.

It is

about

grievance, racial grievance.

It's what it is.

And

it's kind of undeniable if that's how you present it.

He's not wrong that the cost of living in New York City is insane.

He's not wrong that people not having health care, people working overtime.

I'm with him on all that.

And I'm with a lot of people

on the far left on those issues in the far right.

Why you would include whiter in that sentence is insane to me.

Why you keep racializing

this debate about inequality?

They can't avoid it.

This is why everybody freaked out about racial humor during the 2020

insanity was because these people, a lot of the people that supported Zoron, a lot of them have never worked shitty jobs and

they were never in a situation where they're kidding around with people and they're all making fun of each other because of their race.

And it's not a big deal.

It's actually people bond over it.

These people have only worked in corporate America or they've only been to college.

They don't, they're not really

thrust into these environments where racial humor is actually not, not only is it not a negative, a lot of times it's a positive.

It's the way people bond.

So if you run AOC, you'll lose because she can't detach populism from racial grievance.

The Democrats are having a hard time doing that.

And one of the reasons that they're having a hard time doing it is it's just hardwired into them.

The identity is hardwired into them.

But he won and he won because

it is the message

is

a salient point.

Things aren't fair.

People cannot live.

And the Republicans should take a note.

Andrew Cuomo's up there looking like a guy who runs a diner in Carl Place, Long Island, stammering, trying to defend himself against, I don't know, 13 women who he like, you know, goosed while they were online for fucking chicken franchise at the Christmas party.

He looks old and out of touch.

He's talking about going to Israel as soon as he takes the oath of office.

He's going to take it on a plane on on El Al on the way to Israel.

It doesn't look good.

Read the room.

Read the room a little bit.

People that are broke in New York are concerned about New York.

You know?

So the coalition there,

and it's not black people.

They voted largely for Cuomo.

And here's, in my estimation, why.

There is no group of people in America

who are owed more than black people and have gotten less.

There's not one group.

We've spent the last few years talking about Latinos who have now passed black people as a voting bloc and an economic block.

We now talk only about immigrants coming from other countries.

We speak

about Jews and Muslims, frankly, more than American-born black people.

They know

that

the

conversation has moved on from them.

Mamdani is talking about immigrants more than black people.

They know that.

They're not stupid.

They're well aware that the Democratic Party's kind of moved on a little bit.

from black people.

They get it.

They get it.

They're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get, we pick up what you're putting down.

So I think Cuomo to them has name recognition and they're, you know,

they understand

that this is going in the direction that doesn't include them.

The Democrats are building a coalition that does include black people.

They know it.

They're well aware of it.

It's coastal

educated, college-educated.

I'm not saying smart.

I'm saying educated white people and illegal immigrants.

That's all.

That's their coalition.

It's not the worst coalition.

There's nothing wrong with that, but it does include black people.

It's people in the GLBTQIA2

world.

It's educated white people and

it's immigrants.

That's primarily the Democratic coalition.

That's all they're talking about ever.

They talk about low-income people, but I mean, it's like, eh.

But it's really the cultural energies behind immigration.

And Zoron's like, we're going to Trump-proof New York because he might cut our federal funding.

And listen, I'm an opponent of those barbaric ICE raids.

I think they're fucked up.

But I do think criminals need to be deported.

And I also think criminals will have wives and kids.

So a guy that's wanted for attempted, remember when he goes, Oh, that woman's pregnant.

They went to her house.

It's like a pregnant mother, yes, but her husband was wanted for attempted murder.

So, there are going to be situations where, shockingly,

murderers and people that have been violent have also procreated.

And that, you know,

so it's just going to be a situation where it's like, but he's a father.

It's like, yeah, okay.

You know, who's a father?

Putin.

Putin's a father.

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So I, so by the way, good luck to Zoron.

Let's get the sandwich article up because I get it.

The rage.

I've lived in New York on and off, not enough to pay taxes here, but on and off

for a while.

And I've seen it only get more expensive and more boring and more corporate.

Now, I'm not saying I long for the days of dangerous New York, because by the way, I was like nine.

Most people

who want that New York back never lived in it at all.

They're all nostalgic for a time.

That was back when like a rocket would have a knife in her back in Central Park.

That was a big story.

There was a rocket

with a knife in her back in the park, and it was on the cover, like the Daily News and stuff.

And people were like, maybe it's time to start cleaning this up.

And then Giuliani.

came in because it was getting hairy out there.

That was that kind of New York.

And you'd be walking in in the park, jogging, whatever, and there'd just be a rocket with a butcher knife sticking out of her back.

And a lot of people, so that was the old New York, you know, and

sure, it was, you know, if you visited New York and saw that, you got, you had a story.

It was a better story than, hey,

do you know how crowded the raising canes in Times Square was?

I'll give you that.

Here's what I will give you.

Visiting New York and saying, I got blown in the bathroom of CBGB

by someone.

I didn't know if they were a man or a woman.

And then I woke up in an apartment that I'd never been in before.

I went on the roof.

I smoked a cigarette

with some chick who talked about Buddhism.

Then I went down to take a walk in the park to clear my head.

And I saw a girl with a butcher knife hanging out of her back who was very, very long legs.

Turned out she was a rocket.

One of the rockets, because this girl with with the butcher knife was a rocket.

And that's a real story that someone would have told and has told who visited New York.

Now the stories in New York are like, yeah, there's a race in Canes in Times Square, and it's too crowded.

So we didn't get it.

We didn't get it because

there were a lot of people in it and because we didn't get it.

So we then went to see

a Broadway show.

We got, yeah, so we got tickets to the Trish Paytas musical review, and but we couldn't, and we wanted to do a raising Kane's mukbang and tag her because she likes chicken fingers, but we couldn't do it.

And then our flight at Newark airport was delayed like four hours and it was crazy.

So I just sat there and went on my phone and I scrolled through apps and I just looked at people's faces and I wondered if they felt anything because I didn't.

And I wondered what would make me feel.

And then for a brief moment, I thought, I looked at these big, beautiful planes through the glass windows of Newark Airport and I wondered, what would it feel like if one of them, instead of landing on the runway, just crashed in here and everyone started screaming and yelling.

And the last thing I saw was the fire.

Would I feel the fuel as it burned my skin?

What would it feel like to die?

Would I know I was dying?

Would I die and go somewhere else?

Would people I know be there, like my friends and my family?

What will happen?

And what was the meaning of all of this?

Why am I dying?

Because I want, is it because I didn't go to Raising Canes?

Should I have stayed on the line?

Is it a weird final destination because I didn't eat the chicken finger?

And just as I was having that thought, they said the plane was boarding and the flight was easy, no turbulence.

We landed in Phoenix at 11.06.

What I'm saying is,

it's kind of bland now, somewhat boring, predictable.

Predictable.

We've created a world where no one feels.

Politics is the only thing that makes them feel.

How terrible.

What a bad idea.

Politics is the only thing that makes people feel anymore.

People can't, people, no one's fucking in the way that they should be in a messy, gross,

kind of sloppy way.

It's all very profunctory,

strange, specific fucking because porn's so specific where it's like, someone's like, I can only come if I'm looking at a plant or something.

You know, it's like...

Nothing, everybody's trying.

The perfect has become the enemy of the good.

Oh my God, say it again.

The perfect has become the enemy of the good.

Everyone wants to just fuck genderless, weird, strange Scandinavian furniture.

People are afraid of rashes and boils and you know weird hair and places.

And everybody wants women to look like these e-girl types.

And like in the 70s, people would just fuck

on an old carpet.

You know what I mean?

Like people would fuck in a cab.

There'd just be an Arab guy silently driving on the West Side Highway.

But now it's all straight.

People go on these weird dates and talk about nothing.

So my sister is basically like dating this guy for like three years, but then like, we're like, where's it going?

They go on vacation all the time.

It's like, you think he proposed?

There's like 90 places.

Like me and my girlfriends are always like, oh my God, is this a place?

Because they go everywhere.

And there's like 90 places he could have pulled out a ring, but he like never has.

And we're like, maybe he's not even planning to.

And she's like, I'm letting him go at his own pace.

And I'm like, well, actually, that's like nice of you to say, but like, how do you even know he's going to do that?

And then we know, and this is people just,

it's, it's all nothing out there.

So

that's why people get excited about politics because they say, here's our chance to make other people feel pain.

That's what drives politics, not helping other people.

Not in this country, by the way, not in this country.

It should, and it does in

certain ways.

But the reality is, you want other people to feel pain.

Both the left and the right want other people to feel pain.

That's what that is the political impulse.

Fuck them, get him, kill them.

That's what it is.

And people are doing that because they can't feel any.

Everything in life that was supposed to make them feel things, sex, family, success, money, it's all been ruined to a degree.

It's all been sanitized

and made kind of

unappealing to people.

Like it certainly doesn't equal the fun, raw, direct hit of rage and anger.

That's more fun than like building something slowly over time that might be valuable in your life.

It's never going to be as fun as fuck him, kill him, kill him, fuck him, kill him.

Kill him!

You like that, mom, the Muslim one?

You like that, mom?

You like it, mom?

It's the rage.

It's just the same way when Trump wanted all those people called their kids.

He's back in town.

The sheriff's back in town.

It's the rage

that keeps people going because we've made the world

corporate, serene.

I mean, not serene if you're obviously getting bombed, but like for a lot of these types, these college-educated people that live in little boxes all over these cities that scroll dating apps and just sit in the blue light of their MacBook while they drift off to sleep on 19 medications,

these people's lives are quite dull.

And the only thing that is making them happy is rage.

And that's okay.

I don't, I'm not, I'm not saying this is

good or bad.

It seems like a

horrible way to live long term, and it seems like it will just degenerate into kind of meaningless, sporadic bouts of violence that will be celebrated by different groups.

We will glorify violence.

The mangrove thing, nobody feels bad for the healthcare CEO, nor really should they, in the sense that he represents an evil to people.

My mother died in a public institution.

I get it.

They wouldn't pay for her shit.

I would go in and have to sue them to give her the accurate amount of medication because they wouldn't.

They wanted to save money and let her go crazier because it's a profit-driven system and it's evil.

And he was a representative of that.

Was he a human being?

Yes.

Is it a healthy society that celebrates a human being shot dead in the street?

And I mean, this is disgusting.

And I usually don't even talk like this.

And I don't ever go at comedians, literally.

I never go at comedians on the show because I respect comedy.

I don't know who it was.

A comedian

dressed up as the ghost of that healthcare CEO

a few weeks after he died and went on a roast

and did jokes.

That guy has a family.

Do you understand that?

It is immoral

to behave like this for not even a lot of money.

Almost no money, actually.

Because I know a little bit about that.

Almost no money.

But it's sick.

It's actually sick.

Whoever did that,

it was a successful comedian,

a good-looking comedian, at least facially.

And

it was wrong what that person did because they didn't have to do it.

That comedian actually didn't have to do something like that.

He's actually incredibly rich and successful, smart, one of the smartest people in the world, people say, actually.

Why would that person do that?

Because

the moral code's gone, the compass is over.

So there's a sick person on Torging 2024, the roast of Netflix,

who dressed up as Brian Thompson, the CEO.

It's wrong.

Whoever did that, I don't know.

I just think that

I'm interested to see what happens with this guy.

I'm not interested.

Like, I don't left, right, like, oh, this shit's bored.

It's boring.

We all know what it is.

Everybody gets in.

America first, and then they're in there.

Havana, Kila, it's whatever.

It's fine.

It's fine.

What are you going to do?

Is what it is.

Everybody's happy, as long as everybody's happy.

Do I think it's a good idea to go, you know, to start building schools in Iran?

No.

But that's good.

We just did a bomb.

Did it get rid of the thing?

Who gives a fuck?

Probably kind of.

What do you care about?

Enough.

Take the win.

But

it's just about, you know what what it is.

It's just about, to me,

what says more about

the political stuff is what's behind it.

So you have these people that are all like,

they went to school.

They were told they were very special people and talented and they got into the right schools and got the right degrees.

And now they're like paying $29 for a sandwich in New York City and they're pissed.

They got to take shit from some boss.

And New York makes you envious like no place.

And by the way, I'm not talking about the people who genuinely need help in this city, okay?

The black people that the Democratic Party don't give a shit about, whose lives,

a lot of them are fully responsible for the degradation of African-American communities

and

do deserve a lot more than the government does.

I'm not talking about those people.

And I'm not talking about the people that suffer under a healthcare system.

I'm talking about now people that are envious,

as I am.

I'm an envious, we all envy, and the people that don't admit it are liars.

I envy people.

I do my podcast in a building with a lot of finance people,

and I understand, and they make more money than me.

Why

would that be the case?

Because we live in a sick society,

but

that

envy,

New York City breeds it

because the richest people in the world live here.

The richest, wealthiest people, and I don't mean only in America, all over the world live here.

People talk shit to you here and down to you in accents from all over the globe.

You get insulted here in different languages

because it's a global city.

I think

that restoring the balance will be good.

If he can make this city more affordable, it can be good.

If he turns it into a crime-ridden hellscape, not great.

Not great.

If he's blaming Whitey and the Jews for everything, not great.

I don't love that.

I don't love making it a sanctuary for third world

illegal labor that billionaires can use instead of native-born people.

And I don't want to talk about Jews and Muslims for the rest of my life.

There are Christians who live in America that should hold some political office too.

Sorry, no offense.

No offense.

I know that all the signers of the Declaration of Independence were Jewish and Muslim.

Right?

I mean, Google that.

Maybe they weren't.

But the point is this.

I think the conversation is too dominant.

Oh, I love Jewish people.

I have great Jew and Muslim friends.

I love the whole desert, all of the desert people, the desert tribes, actually.

All of the desert tribes, I like.

I like their food.

I bought a shwarma, a lamb schwarma for my friend before we came here.

That's why I'm late.

I love all the desert tribal peoples.

Yes, they're fighting religious wars all the time.

Is it tiring?

For me, it is.

But I do think,

how about just a few

Christian people who've lived in America for a few generations?

Just Just throwing it out there as a bit, as a full bit.

But again, might be interesting.

That's all, because it's too much.

I even think the Jews and the Muzzies are sick of being discussed as much as we talk about.

It's too much already.

It's too much.

America shouldn't just be a place where people, where these groups of people are just warring all the time and fighting all the time.

It's like

we have to

return to a little bit of concern for

the United States as a country, as a nation, as something that should be functional.

Society has to return to being functional.

Okay.

It can't be an algorithm-driven cash grab.

for insane grifters who have palantir tattooed on their ass.

We need some type of functionality.

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How $29 sandwiches pushed New York to socialism?

Soaring costs of living and unaffordable rent have fueled the rise of okay, yeah, we don't even need to read it.

I get it.

$29 for ham and cheese.

That's fucked up.

That's fucked up.

Best sandwich in New York, you go to My Hero in,

I think it's Belmore or Merrick.

Doesn't matter.

It's one of them.

North Belmore, Merrick, whatever.

Get the Chicken Club.

Add American Cheese.

Kalchi,

which is an app I actually use now.

It's actually kind of fun.

You can come up with your own

betting, like who will be the NYC mayoral race winner.

Because by the way, there's a lot of big money to hate the Zoron guy.

So there's a lot of guys like Bill Ackman, a lot of these guys who put Trump in, a lot of big, wealthy NYC donors are like, let's dump Zoron

and replace him with someone else.

Now, that doesn't mean they could prevent him from running, but

by the way, how impressive and fun would it be if he just showed up in two, like if he won and came out with a Yamaka and went, just kidding.

Ah!

It would be sick if Zoron came out with one of those big furry hats, the Shreimel.

And it's just all these Hasidic guys, they all started dancing and Zoron's like, gotcha, bitch.

It would just be insane that's what i'm talking about fun you know what i mean like that's what it's lacking fun

like twists and turns like a good show

you just get jewish music up just find some non-copyrighted jewish music good luck with that by the way but find

find some non

find some non-copyrighted jewish for this mom domi bit

okay royalty Jewish music.

By the way, I feel like we're somehow still gonna get sued, but

mom dami and his wife come out, they just wave Israeli flags, they're like, just kidding, motherfuckers!

You believe the whole Muslim thing?

What are you nuts?

They're like, he goes, I only said I wouldn't visit Israel because I'm there right now

And they're all just dancing in Tel Aviv and he's like it's mom damiowitz bitches

and then you'd have to hand it to and you say

you're good you got me

you got me

but

on calci right now they do have a uh a uh nyc mayoral race winner who will it be eric adams Who I lied because he's just doing blow in clubs,

which is what a mayor of New York should be doing.

Should just be staying out of the fray.

Staying out of the fray.

I want a guy just doing cocaine and nightclubs.

I don't need you talking about the Middle East.

Eric Adams is concerned with the price of drugs in America

that he's taking.

So the Kalchi, K-A-L-S-H-I markets here.

Eric Adams is at 20%,

Cuomo's at 7,

And the official Democratic nominee is Zoron at 72.

Heavily favors Zoron.

And I like to play around with this website.

Every now and then, you can make a little money, a little scratch.

You can make a little money, a little scratch here.

I don't always fuck around with it.

But it is fun.

I'll tell you that much.

It is so catchy.

and it's similar to the Muslim music.

The Muslim music is a little more like

they're just desert peoples, all of them.

It's interesting.

We're not, we're different people.

America's like a different thing.

You know what I mean?

America is kind of like

it's a different thing, but they're very like,

so it's like figuring out a way for all that to work is like so

hard.

It's hard.

Get up, this rapist.

I'm defending this man.

How dare people, look at this man.

Norwegian prince Marius Borg Hoiby, 28, charged with three rapes amid slew of allegations against Disgrace Royal.

Look at this man.

Does that guy seem like he'd rape three people?

A Norwegian prince has been charged with three rapes among a slew of sex and violence allegations involving a double-digit number of

alleged victims.

He looks so nice.

Look at him.

Get him up.

Look at that guy.

Does that man seem like he would just walk around

sexually assaulting everyone?

I mean, he does have

the most evil guy I've ever seen.

Yeah, he's a bad guy.

He's a bad dude.

Marius Borg Hoiby.

What country is this?

I just said it.

What is this?

Norway?

Yeah, Norway.

He's a bad man.

Corey Monty's mom and dad died 12 years after glee stars.

Tragic death.

You know, that glee thing.

You ever want to be depressed?

Watch that documentary.

They all get selected for the show, and then all of them, one of them's a pedophile.

Everyone else kills themselves.

Someone dies in a lake.

It's final destination glee.

It's tough.

It's sad.

He's also accused of raping.

I can't keep saying that word.

They're going to get so mad at us on this YouTube.

Unconscious TV star Lenny Meister, 39,

at one of his wild scalgum festival parties allegedly held in the basement of the Royal Estate.

So he had these parties at the basement of the Royal Estate,

and

he released a statement saying he suffers from several mental disorders and has struggled with substance abuse for a long time.

It read last weekend, something happened that should never have happened.

I committed bodily harm and destroyed objects in an apartment in the intoxication of alcohol and cocaine after an argument.

I've struggled with substance abuse for a long time, something I've been in treatment for in the past.

The drug use and my diagnosis is: Do not excuse what happened in the apartment at Frogner on the night of Sunday last week, and I want to be responsible for what I've done.

And will

explain myself truthfully to the police.

Here's the way it all works over there, and I'm going to just tell everybody so that there's no confusion.

They all have these castles,

And

during the day, they'll do like,

hey, come on over.

We're doing a thing.

So people go over and they got a little Swedish meatball or red cabbage.

Red cabbage is good, and you don't get it enough as a side.

Why can't I have it?

Stop with the beets.

Red cabbage is good.

So they're doing stuff like that, right?

They go, hey, come on up.

We're doing a castle.

We got red cabbage, a little noodle dish, maybe some schnitz, a little schnitzel.

You go over there, you have a beer.

You have a beer?

A beer?

And you eat, and it's nice.

And then they send you home and you go, Heiben Schmeiben, whatever, like some type of, you know.

And I'm talking about all of them over there.

Belgium, the whole gang.

Germany,

Norway, Scandinavia, all these with the European royalty, Scandinavia, all this stuff, right?

And then I'm telling you, I'm not, this is the way it is.

Then, like, an old woman comes out, they like wheel her out, and she's like sitting on the

like on the steps of the palace, and she's like,

It is time,

and then they release

like

all of some of the workers

or and the children are forced to strip naked and run through the woods and then the elite people hunt them

and when they find them they have sex with them and kill them

and the old woman and some of the older people watch because they can no longer run after the people so sometimes somebody will be brought to them and have sex with her and say okay you can eat this one

we got we caught it for you

but they're watching this whole thing and they remember like when we were young we would run after the children and the you know the help the helpers

and and then we would um rape uh and kill them and then they light them on fire and everything they do druid pagan rituals so he grew up in that

not to excuse his behavior But like he grew up in that system where they're like, it's

it's the debt.

It's the type.

But here's the thing that those people had.

They had a little discipline.

They had a little discipline.

He's just raping any old person he sees.

That's not the game.

The game is there's an organized human hunt

where we let people run through the forest and then chase after them and kill them and eat them and rape them.

And by the way, if you think I'm lying, Google this.

It's true.

And it probably still goes on.

Why wouldn't it?

And actually, as much as I might disagree with it, I see actually a huge benefit to tradition,

specifically European tradition, not to be racist.

But you have people, not to be like a crazy person,

but they have human hunts on the grounds of these castles.

And it's well organized.

And, you know, some people disappear from the town.

It happens once a year, a couple of times a year.

It's festival.

It's like an autumnal one.

So this kid's raised in that.

And then

he starts doing all this stuff.

His parents go, you can't act like this.

And he goes, well, well, what about the human hunt?

When I was four,

you know, you guys were, you know, having sex with people in front of me, killing them, cannibalizing them.

It's like, that's a holiday.

That's what has to be explained to these kids.

It's a holiday.

You know, we would, as kids, go, why can't we have Easter candy?

That's a holiday.

Oh, but we, we, yeah, you don't get it every day.

Halloween, you don't get it every day.

It's a holiday.

So when European royalty hunts humans on the grounds of their castle, rapes, tortures, burns them, and eats them, you don't, they have to make it understood to their kids, like, buddy, we fought wars to do this, okay?

We're actually sacrificing people to pagan gods.

We have a relationship with the demonic and that we're upholding some sort of pact or agreement with.

And we fought years and years and years.

to be able to a few days out of the year relax and do a human hunt

but these are special moments for us.

There's actually a lot of pageantry and ceremony involved.

You're just out there willy-nilly

raping people in the dorm room.

That ain't the way it works, buddy.

So he said, whoa, whoa, about the human hunt.

And they're like, it's the, that's a holiday, his father says, the king.

That's a holiday, and that's between us.

The human hunt, or they call it the hunt, the hunt

is actually something very special.

You know how sad your grandmother's going to be when she reads these allegations?

But grandma watches us all rape and eat the children.

Yes, of course.

On a holiday.

The fact that you're behaving like this and bringing shame to our family.

Because all of these royal family in Europe, it's just what goes on.

It's not even a big deal.

And the people know it.

The people know it.

Some people go, yeah, it's hunt weekend.

Don't be stupid.

They know it.

The people,

it's boring.

Oh, yeah, you're going to hunt a couple of people, chop them up.

We get it.

These royals now, they don't even have any power in these countries.

The EU's taken over.

They flood them all with immigrants.

Everyone loses their minds.

And the royals have nothing except the hunt.

And it's the only time they feel powerful.

So, is that a good idea to move on from monarchy to have all these supranational institutions like the EU?

So, we've moved away from these bloodthirsty pagan royal bloodlines and replaced them with bureaucrats in Brussels.

And these people sit in their castles, they're bored as shit.

They don't want to go to the opening of a new hospital.

They want the hunt.

But their children need to understand that the hunt is a special occasion.

It's not all the time.

So, this prince, what's his name again, Hoiby?

What's his name?

Hoiby.

Go up, get his name.

What is it, Bjorn?

Marius, Marius Borg, Hoiby.

Marius, please behave and wait till the hunt.

It's actually nicer if you wait till the hunt.

My father told me once,

I said to him, we're on the way to a swim meet, and I said,

Dad, can I get McDonald's?

And he said, son, a hungry dog runs the furthest.

Runs the farthest.

A hungry dog runs the farthest.

So, Marius, a hungry dog runs the farthest.

Wait till the hunt.

Have your fun on the hunt and then get nuts.

Rip people's intestines out with your teeth.

I mean, really go on a bender.

But don't ruin it with these little snacks.

Don't ruin the meal with a snack.

Don't ruin the meal

with a snack.

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To our most,

to our maybe new mayor,

Isis

bin Laden

Mullah Omar.

I wish him well.

I wish him the best of luck.

I love New York City.

Yes, but I also hate a lot of people who live here.

But I also love people who live here.

But it's a great narrative either way, whether it succeeds or is completely destroyed.

It's actually a good narrative for me either way.

I don't care.

If it succeeds, I will enjoy it.

If it fails miserably, I will move and just talk about it.

Really, with me, it's six of one, half a dozen of the other,

isn't it?

So in closing, we've learned a lot today.

I think we've balanced ourselves in a healthy way.

We can't expect old dogs to learn new tricks.

But sometimes, like Andrew Cuomo, we got to take him to the shelter, put him down, put a a needle in that old pup

and watch him fade away.

That's right.

We've learned that people that have made,

you know,

bad choices with how much money they've taken out in student loans

and are living in cities like New York are unhappy because They were told that they deserved more in life.

I am here to tell them, you do not.

You actually do not.

And I've always been here to tell them that.

You do not.

You are normies.

You are nothing.

That is what you are.

Find me a Brooklyn hipster or whoever the people are.

I'll find you the most normal suburban basic bitch in the world.

That's all you are.

You could dress it up any which way you like.

That being said, I wish Zoron well.

Because I love the city and I want to see it thrive and want to succeed.

I wish Donald Trump well.

I'd like to not get involved with Iran.

It doesn't seem like we are.

At the end of the day, you have to find things in your life that make you happy outside of political rage.

I know that it powers most of us, just being angry all the time at things.

But there's a lot of other emotions instead of being angry, like jealousy.

You can do that.

Coveting,

being envious.

but the class war is coming fundamentally it is

the the lesson here is that the future of american politics is going to be written by two opposing versions of populism

one that concentrates its ire and rage

on a set of financial elites

and people in the government they feel have sold out to them.

And then the other type of populism will be doing that as well, but they will also include cultural elites who they feel have worked in concert with the financial elites to destroy the cultural foundations of society, further impoverishing people, making them helpless, and driving them into desperation and pathological behavior.

I

will be on the hunt

in Belgium, in that famous castle that I read about,

and they will go,

it is time for the hunt.

And the old woman will come out.

I will be the only one who

the people that were hunting run faster than me.

So it's going to be embarrassing that I like I keep.

and even the old woman's like, he keeps falling down.

Will someone kill a peasant and bring them to him?

I'm like, no, let me try.

Let me try the hunt.

But

American politics now,

the peasants of the village

actually

have turned and they are hunting the elites of the castle.

And so the elites of the castle have split into two factions and they're standing on two balconies trying to convince the peasants that the hunt was actually the other party's idea.

What happens now?

We don't know.

Good luck.

Happy hunting.

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