Maybe Turd Self Lid: Monday, June 30th, 2025

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Good morning, girlies.

It's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show.

The fast five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast.

Yeah, that's right.

It's your bitch ass turd.

Your bitch ass turd.

B-A-T.

Hey, Jax, how you darn?

Hey, bitch-ass turd.

B-A-T.

Thank you.

Bat.

I like that we're both wearing Judy Green today because clearly we both packed all of our summer wares.

This is our last episode.

I'm wearing Judy Green with the side of Judy brown.

Oh, by the way!

Same.

Oh, and I did put a little like flare in my shoes just to switch things up and keep things unexpected.

No, actually, all of my Pargi maternity wears are at the tailor right now.

Like, I didn't have a...

I totally forgot you were pregnant.

I know.

I mean, I have so much going on in my life.

Imagine how I feel.

Every time I should have dreamed, including last night.

And then, like, at the end of the day, I'm like having to rub my belly.

Like, girl, you've just got to focus on this for a second.

I wanted to tell you, I had a dream that you were having twins, and it was like so vivid.

This happened last night.

So do with that information what you will.

Maybe you want to go to the doctor.

Wait, what was your dream?

You cut out.

Sorry.

Oh, that you were having twins.

Oh, that's so funny.

No, I would love to be having twins.

Trust and believe.

I understand.

So if that is the truth for me, like I will be thrilled about it.

I don't want to get my hopes up though, but thank you for thinking so highly of me.

Yeah, I've heard of people at like their 25-week appointment finding out there was actually a second baby behind the first one this whole time.

Well, TBD, I guess anything could happen.

Anything could happen.

Yeah, so if you're watching on YouTube, Jackie and I are both wearing Judy Green.

Because we packed all of our Pargi wears, and my other Pargi wears are at the tailor, so they could be extra part delicious and like maybe look nice, even though I'm not gonna be looking like my nicest this summer.

Right, we're headed off on our big summer trip.

Today's our last episode before summer break, so obviously I had to pull out my winter wears.

This is actually a maternity set.

I could send you an Amazon link if you'd like.

Um,

so we're looking duty green on the outside, but face and hair, like face card never declines.

No, and on the inside, like we're feeling bright yellow.

Yes.

So this is my first show.

Like, you know, Jackson Friends is over.

Turdy's back for one day.

Now, let's take a look at Jackson Friends at a glance.

I want to ask you, who was your favorite?

Oh, wow.

That is really so hard.

No, no one like immediately comes to mind.

Of course, like my most recent shows are top of mind, but there were so many.

Honestly, like they were all my favorite.

It would be easier to choose like least favorite, which I wouldn't do, but that would still be hard.

Give us your least favorite.

Satchy.

No, I'm kidding.

No, that's the only safe answer.

We could never say, even if you

hated someone so bad.

They did you such a favor.

Like.

There was not one person that I...

hated or disliked or even had like a bad rapport with.

Like it was really like, I don't know how many shows I did, like 30 out of 30.

And so many new friends.

I connected with so many people.

We had like so many different conversations.

It was really Jackson Wonderland.

And I really felt like I got to harness my inner podcaster.

Like, of course, we podcast, but we really just swirl around here.

But I was

really podcasting all month, getting in the weeds, and it was a really a grand old time.

If you want to ask me who my favorite was, it was obviously the Costco guys.

Sorry, the Costco guy.

We have to talk about the Costco guy, AJ.

Big Justice, like, just, I guess, didn't want to come.

I kept making excuses for him.

Like, Big Justice is in school.

Big Justice is in camp.

He's like, no, he's not.

Big Justice is 12.

Big Justice, but I feel like, and you know how I feel about like kids on the internet.

I got the vibe and I listened to the whole interview and I have such positive things to say.

I got the vibe that like they really want him to maintain like a somewhat of a normal life.

So like this opportunity came up, but it's summer break.

So like fuck it.

I keep getting that confused.

Which one's Justice and which one's AJ?

Justice is the kitten.

Like Justice isn't coming on the toast.

It's summer break.

He's playing baseball and he has his Pokemon cards.

Like and as he should as a normal 12-year-old, you know?

1000%.

Both on the show and off the show, I got.

The warmest impression from their family.

It was Mama Justice and AJ who came to the studio.

I can't believe you met Mama Justice.

Like, you don't even know.

I met her a year ago at Costco.

Was Mama Justice with them when you met them?

Yes.

And she remembered meeting us, which I was like so impressed by because we didn't meet as like two influences in violence.

They were the celebrities and we were the sorry people.

So I was genuinely shocked.

Like, I don't know why she remembered meeting us because she had no reason to, but I was like, so flattered that she did.

Maybe you left an impression, like a swirly impression.

Perhaps.

They were just like, they really put family first.

they have their heads on their shoulders like i got such a good vibe from them i really enjoyed meeting them me too like the takeaway for me from the episode i got like i got like a little choked up at the end because obviously like what they do is like silly and fun or whatever but when he was just talking about how he like went from being you know selling mortgages and he just didn't feel like himself you know he was he takes his role as a provider really seriously so he was happy to provide and give a nice life for his family but he wasn't being creative he wasn't being himself he wasn't like he wasn't happy at his job and just to see somebody like fulfill their dreams like i'm obsessed like that's my fucking fucking king right there.

No, I agree.

And once we get that boom truck out on the road, I better fucking see it.

It's over for these bitches.

It's over.

So that was a real cherry on top.

Last week was actually really buzzy.

Like we had Craig on, Juliet, Natalie, my new best friend, Natalie.

Like I have so many, Liz P, who was already my best friend.

Yeah.

So I just got to see my best friend, but I have so many new best friends, like so many inside jokes.

Like I'm commenting on Casimico, like Ian Bargie.

And I know that you don't know this, but you did like a lot of Love Island content, and we, of course, clipped it because it's so buzzy.

And you don't know, but like, you actually went viral on TikTok a couple of times.

Um, because for the first time ever, I feel like whenever we're recapping a show, like we always have the unpopular opinion, like everybody on the internet disagrees with us, which is so annoying.

Like, how is that possible?

We're so smart.

Um, but this time around, like, you and your hard truths, like kind of your big sister energy, was welcome on TikTok.

Like, people were really

appreciative and agreeing with you.

Yeah, it's true.

They need a big sister out there on that island, and it's supposed to be Alandria, but she can't get her house in order.

I will say, after last night's episode and reading the tweets, I do think this is the first time I have strongly disagreed with what the fans are saying.

Like

in regards to Shelly and Huda, they are saying that Shelly has no right to be mad about the chat.

That's not what I saw.

Everyone's pretty much in agreement that whatever was done was cut out.

That's how inappropriate it was because you see Huda just getting

her ass off of Ace's face.

We didn't see her get on.

It's like pretty much agreed upon that like we missed something that they cut for whatever reason.

People think producers interfered and like paused it.

Interesting.

Well, I mean because even Pepe, oh, because even Pepe was like, that was, you know, not, that was too much for a challenge.

Even Pepe, my silent king.

Oh, yes.

Claudia is in love with Pepe.

That's what you guys missed.

And by the way, anyone who's not, and anyone who's sleeping on Pepe, like, that says more about you than it does me.

Like, let me tell you, that's my unproblematic king.

And I ship him and Andreena.

Like, of of course sorry grayson gotta go she's just she's just sort of like the flavor of the moment like andrina and like they're both latin you know what that means to me like if i that's a winning couple that

that's a winning couple and i'm so sick of pepe getting cut out of the show like seriously people forget he's there and i understand he's they actually go out of his way to show him like not even a whole lot they're like oh the episode's running long cut pepe yeah he's the first to go let's not find out why he coupled up with grayson and he's so hot.

I'm sorry.

Like, he's so good looking.

He has such a genuine smile.

And he actually talks like a human being, like an adult.

I love him.

Yeah.

Well, I want to be on your algorithm because I saw people like saying,

Huda did nothing wrong.

Like, this is a challenge.

It's challenge behavior.

Shelly, like, pulled Chris a million times.

That's Huda's partner.

It's so different.

I'm so team Shelly.

And even if there wasn't something egregious that was cut out, just like the timing.

She clearly like went for her big one with her best friends, man.

That's her boyfriend.

Chris is nobody did that.

By the way, nobody did that with Nick.

Like none of Sierra's friends did that.

I get what Sierra is saying.

And nobody did that with Taylor or because Olandria loves him.

So she was wrong for choosing Ace for that moment.

And then I think she did the most.

And we'll do an official recap.

We will do an official recap, but I just want to say one thing because I have like sort of been an Olandria an apologist in fan since day one.

And I do believe I officially need to step back from that role because I really can't endorse someone.

Like, I always thought it was weird that she liked Taylor.

Like, to me, there's what's to like, you know?

Um, and now he's actually betrayed her and she's still like trying to get him back.

And, like, for that, I'm gonna have to take a step back.

Like, it's important to know your worth.

It is.

It's important to go home and call Jalen.

It's important to go home and call Jalen.

Because Jalen's doing big stuff now.

Jalen was the first Islander to reach a million TikTok followers, even though he was literally there for four seconds.

We think Pepe gets to aware time.

Have you met Jalen?

Who has the most TikTok followers after Jalen?

I saw this statistic, like a chart.

Because I've been like looking at their social media.

It's like it's

so weird.

Yeah.

No, and the people they left behind.

So pretty much everyone like assigned.

And if honestly, if it was me, I was going on Love Island, I would give you my login.

Of course.

And there are people like sisters, friends running the social media.

Cause I'm like, oh, how is Sierra posting whatever?

And people are like kind of loving Amaya because she's the only person who didn't leave someone in charge of her social media.

So it's like she's clearly not thirsty.

She's actually here for love in a genuine way.

Wait, I seriously love that because when I go on to these people's social media, if I do, I want to see what they were doing before the show.

I don't want to see their sister friend saying vote for so-and-so.

It's no, and like they all have, they put like a like a

twist in like an attitude in the caption.

It's like, shut up.

We didn't come.

We don't know you.

I'm watching the show.

I don't need you to recap for me.

I want to see what they were doing before the show.

That is a point for Amaya.

Yeah.

Because I really like, stop it.

Statistically, I think it's Ace and Huda that have the most followers, but they came on with

the most followers.

So I think in terms of growth, obviously Jalen has grown

top, whatever.

So has Sierra.

She was an influencer before, but like very micro.

Yeah.

And you can tell she's an influencer.

Like I find myself being influenced by her.

I'm like, she's so good at her makeup.

She's so good at her hair.

She's so good at getting dressed.

Like she really is like influential.

What I like about her and some of the other girls, but I notice it most with her is like the way she dresses is very original i feel like most people just like get an outfit from revolve like shout out revolve love or fashion over whatever they just like wear the dress that but like she really put has style she has her own personal style i like that Yeah, okay, let's pause because we are going to do like a big Liusa recap at the end of today's episode.

We have the fast five and we're also going to do a little bit of a challenge in the spirit of Love Island.

Jackie and I are going to be making out with each other.

No kidding.

So we were getting on the show today and it's kind of like awkward.

I'm like, well, are you doing the ads?

Like, am I doing the ads?

Oh, that's the challenge.

Yes.

Yeah.

We just didn't know how to split it.

And so we decided, okay, you know what?

Let's split it.

Jackie, can you do the first ad bread?

Down the middle?

Right down the middle.

Yeah, I'll do the first ad break.

Okay, coaches will do the second one.

Keep it fresh.

You have to see who can get the ads to find out who did better.

And you have to see if we can keep it to a tight

four minutes and 30 seconds.

We'll see.

It's a combo tish.

Let's see, though, if the passion

breaks the the clock.

Now, I'm so excited to be back because I have a lot of thoughts on the Bezos wedding.

And of course, they're different than everybody else's.

And I'm excited that that's a topic of discussion today.

A big one.

The wedding, the weekend, the reception, the Vogue, everything.

Physically, I am, of course, in New York, but mentally, I was in Venice all weekend long.

Were you in Venice?

I didn't find myself stopping over in Venice, despite how much Just Jared wanted me to.

No, I loved it.

Like, Venice does a good job of, like, always getting paparazzi pictures of celebrities as they get on their water taxis.

And this weekend was no different.

And I just have a lot of thoughts.

And we have like long been kind of advocates of, what's her name, Nicole?

Lauren.

We always call her Nicole.

Still, I know.

Lauren.

She looks so much like a Nicole.

Do you guys agree?

Yeah, because Lauren and Nicole are of a similar elk.

And is her middle name Nicole or am I just like pulling that name out of my ass?

Well, her new middle name is Sanchez Space.

But it's not Lauren Nicole Sanchez.

I feel like it is.

Maybe that's where I'm getting it from.

Can you?

I'll I'll Google it.

Lauren

Sanchez.

Lauren Wendy Sanchez.

She's so not a Wendy.

I love that.

Okay, so I actually made up Nicole.

Cool.

We have long been like advocates of them as a couple, and they're getting a lot of, you know, there's just a lot of commentary on them, on their choices, on their style.

So I'm looking forward to discussing that.

in what I presume to be the first story.

Yes, it's the first story.

It's the big slub story.

We could dive into the stories, but I just don't feel like thoroughly caught up with you.

I feel like we're acting like this is a regular day of toast, not like Turdy's big homecoming.

We've caught up quite a bit, like on the Patreon.

I guess.

Oh, speaking of Patreon, I dropped two episodes in the last two days.

And the one that went up this morning, don't sleep on it.

It's my stroller haul.

And I'm literally sending it to Shannon Ford.

She was like calling me about strollers.

I'm like, you know, I know a lot about like breastfeeding things.

I know nothing.

I bought one stroller and I like it and I'm good.

You should talk to Jackie.

And I was like, actually, she's releasing a Patreon.

Just watch it.

Yeah, because I explained like why I have so many strollers, like which strollers I need, and you would be set with, and I never needed another one.

But, like, then brands send them to me, and like, they're so fun, why wouldn't I accept?

And then I'm kind of like the car bomb for strollers.

I think that I am, but then I also feel like people are gonna be like, Oh, I have the Nuna Kruna, and I have the Greyco Frayco, and like, I don't even know.

I feel like there's so much I don't know.

That's what's so exciting.

I have the Luna Huna, the Luna Huna, you have the Bugaboo Bonky, I have actually the Bugaboo Fox 5 Renew.

And the Fox 5 is just a singleton, yeah?

Yes, i have one child and i can only think that far in advance you know there is a bugaboo that ultimately

stretches donkey donkey but you can use it as a singleton with a little pouch on the side that you could put romeo in the pouch i've seen people do that oh that's actually mad fucking cute yeah mad cute never changed with mine but mad cute of course in terms of catching up with me i will say this is like kind of modeling how my life will be when I do come back to work full-time.

Like I woke up, I fed, I got, no, actually, I got dressed.

Actually, no, I fed, I got dressed, I fed again.

And I had like such a pit, like a dreadful pit, like kind of just the whole morning getting ready.

It wasn't like fun.

Like I wasn't looking forward to coming back.

I was just like, oh, like this kind of bubble is over, even though it's not.

That's how a lot of women feel going back to work.

The second I left, I was like,

we're leaving.

Yeah, but the second I left, like bubble was fine.

Like I was like, oh, scram, see ya.

Ben's home.

Like, we're good.

I think it's very normal, Coach.

Yeah, yeah.

No, so I'm feeling excited, but like, I don't know.

I was, I've been looking forward to June 30th like my ass back on the toast like putting these bitches i'm like i love liz i love nana like fuck you you love turd um and then i don't know last night i was like maybe it's too soon

but it's just one day and also it probably didn't help that lish had such a big morning we didn't even talk about it so daddy was not home yeah my husband was on the news this morning he's kind of becoming

somewhat of a new york man about town let's say that like a socialite a

talking head about the comings and goings of business and anti-Semitism here in New York.

But those are two kind of different things, but he really is becoming like a talking head.

Yeah, he was, his head was talking.

His head was talking.

He was on Fox Business this morning.

Varney and co.

Yeah.

Co-equals Lish.

We haven't talked about this either, about the crazy ass fucking lunatic running for mayor in New York, who actually won the Democratic primary.

It's actually so scary.

And he's just like this crazy, like actual raging anti-Semite.

And so the Jewish community is sort of freaking out.

And that's what they brought Ben on to discuss because he's been very vocal about his dislike of this mamdani persona um

it's very i mean disruptive like for the city and the jewish community because if he does win like what's right everyone has to ask themselves what they'll do a lot of people don't realize that new york city is the largest population of jews outside of israel so it's kind of like a mini israel over here um and we're freaking and wants to globalize the intifada we're freaking and so that's what they wanted to discuss with ben on the pod um on the pod what is that called?

On the TV, on the tele

this morning.

And so they got down to work, and I was so proud.

I was, I literally had like so good.

He did so good.

I had like Rube on the boob, and we watched, of course.

Well, he was actually looking at the boob, and the boob wasn't facing the TV, but he heard.

We were so proud, and I was like, I need you to get home because I have to work now.

Just like two talking heads, you know, the schedule of a talking head.

Two talking heads passing ships in the night.

Well,

he did great.

That was really wonderful to see him out there doing his thing and hopefully making change.

But who knows?

These people are so crazy out here.

So crazy.

I like went to the park the day after that guy won, and I just had such contempt for my fellow New Yorkers.

I'm like, you people are disgusting.

Yeah.

What about your fellow influencers?

Yikes, bikes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's actually.

That's just been a weird one.

Weirdly, the New York City mayoral race has like taken to social media, especially TikTok, where everyone feels like they have to endorse this fucking crazy person.

and I was like, since when does everybody care?

Most of you aren't even registered to vote here because you don't like you live here, but you're not from here.

Um, it was

it was so dystopian, and honestly, I buried my head in the sand a little bit.

Like, I'm still very much like in my bubble, and I'm like, You crazy people, I actually want a part of this.

Like, I'm choosing to put my blinders on.

I have a baby to take care of.

He slept six hours last night, like, slay, yeah, yeah.

And I feel like you've got options, you know, you've always got me,

yeah, can always come on down,

we'd love to have you, Yeah.

But I know I can't push turdy.

No brush.

No brush.

I know I can't push turdy.

That's why I paid Zoharn.

Jackie is actually the largest campaign contributor to Zoran Mom Donnie just to run all Jews, including your sister, out of New York.

Just to get my sister to leave New York.

And it could be just the thing.

Yes.

But look, I'm so stubborn it won't even work.

And I destroyed the city.

Literally for nothing.

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Very nice.

Thank you, Cojislo.

Our first story, the $50 million wedding heard round the world.

The Sanchez Bezos nuptials took place this weekend in Beniche.

Lauren Sanchez wore Dolce and Gabbana, and her wedding photos landed her the cover of Vogue.

So there's a lot to break down here.

The digital cover.

Like, I feel like a lot of people are skipping past that.

Yeah.

Because I saw that too, and everybody was making such a big deal about like these tacky, ugly billionaires being on the cover of Vogue, and that's why Anna Wintor stepped down.

Is there multiple of them?

Multiple what?

Billionaires being on the cover of Vogue?

Is this pattern?

I'm talking about them like this is like people the timing of anna winter's i saw i saw that conspiracy theory it didn't work for me but go no i thought honestly i thought maybe

except it was a digital cover and then i saw liz p woods pussed this morning it's really important to note Anna's not like leaving and retiring.

She got a bigger, better job at Condé Nast.

Like the person who replaces her is going to report into Anna.

Like she's bigger and better now.

That's what we said when we spoke about the story with Liz P.

Woods and I, that like Anna is not leaving Condé Nash.

She has two roles at Condé Nash still, and she'll have like a more bird's eye view of the whole company.

She won't be directing Vogue.

I do think there is something.

It's not just like this is a promotion, because I do think that like Anna Wintour would have died on this throne and like, you know, sort of being put out to pasture as like a board member and like, oh yeah, she does editorial.

So I, but this being a digital cover is a nothing.

It costs them nothing to give her a digital cover.

They could give a thousand digital covers.

No, for sure.

And I also feel like everyone's like anna probably hates this actually like anna was the one who started putting celebrities on the cover so if you're mad at this the person to blame is anna wintor like this is kind of the pinnacle of her life's work now she's obviously like a snob and looks down on everyone but like integrating celebrities if you look at like old vogue covers first of all it was like just faces and it was models

and Now this is like, and it worked for a while.

A lot of other magazines I copied and take note and she definitely influenced like the the fashion community but why wouldn't anna like this no i'm sorry i thought this was a vogue cover and so i was just like wow that's major for her like lauren sanchez on the cover of vogue like go off queen the fact that this is a digital cover is an absolute nothing burger anyone who has a big celebrity wedding and is a big celebrity gets a digital cover of vogue like

I'm no longer

a digital cover is where they take your wedding picture and put the words vogue on top.

Like that's literally it.

No, that's literally like a digital, it just is not like even when there's a bunch of magazines that do digital covers, it's just like throwing someone a bone.

And I wouldn't be surprised if Jeff Bezos did make like a very large donation in partnership with this cover and just like the Met to the Costume Institute.

And I think that that's like the most important thing to Anna is like raising.

Like she has to consort with billionaires all the time for that.

And like it's a huge fundraiser.

And it's not just about like fashion.

It's about raising money and like keeping this open.

Philanthropy.

And so.

And she only got the digital cover.

Like, why is everyone so mad?

No, bitches were bothered this weekend.

Everything about this wedding.

The dress, the stecor, the celebrity guest list.

The only thing I like kind of agree with people on is like the randomness of the celebrities.

Like, just, I know there are people there who have never met Lauren or Jeff.

Like, you're telling me Sydney Sweeney is friends with these people.

Like, no, she's not.

She's 22 and they're 100.

Like, please.

So I agree.

Like, and that's just sort of a statement on celebrity culture.

Sometimes you just get like invited places.

They'll fly you out.

They'll bring you on a boat just because you're famous.

And that's like celeb-obsessed culture.

So I agree.

But everything else people are hating on so hard.

And it's like, the dress was pretty.

The body was tea.

Like, what are we talking about?

No, the dress was pretty.

It's still Jay and Gabbana, like white lace, buttoned silhouette is like a classic feminine silhouette.

It's giving a living.

Waist is.

Like, why is everyone so mad?

This is a beautiful thing to behold.

There's really no, even an alien would come down and say, oh, yes, that is beautiful.

It's objective.

Yeah, beautiful.

Like arbitrarily, yeah.

Was there a big piece of duty on it?

Like, it's just a white Italian-made dress.

Yeah.

So anyone who's like clowning on on the dress, there's really nothing to clown on.

There's nothing controversial, new, or different.

It's like a traditional, beautiful look.

And she, she, yeah, her body was insane.

Like, I'm really excited for her to eat again.

Me too.

I just know how hard she was working.

So, hungry.

That other dress that she wore with no waist, you know, the one on the boat.

Yep.

I was hungry just looking at her.

Yeah.

No, she

say what you want about Nicole Sanchez, okay?

She bagged the second richest man.

What is he, third richest?

I don't know.

Some day's like number one.

Yeah, it depends on the day.

I used to big order.

I think it's number one.

Right.

Oh, and I just want to say, I know, like, billionaires are problematic, whatever.

They don't pay their taxes.

The way Jeff Bezos has enriched my life, like, especially now as an FTM, first-time mom, you are never going to catch me saying one bad word about him.

Like, okay, there are a lot of billionaires who do bad for the world.

Jeff Bezos does good for the world.

I don't give a fuck.

And you know what?

I don't want to hear another fucking word about the climate, okay?

From these people.

Well, yeah, that's the thing.

I don't want to hear about it from Leo.

I don't want to hear about from these people.

And I don't know if you're going to be able to do that.

Like, please, you can all, like, respectfully, don't fucking talk to me.

Until you're reusing your own bathwater, you're not allowed to speak ever again on this particular situation.

You need to make coffee.

And if you're not drinking coffee, bathwater, I don't want to hear from you.

That is also a legitimate thing.

And then also, if you are drinking coffee, bathwater, I also don't want to hear from you.

So I just want to.

Just keep your stank breath away from me.

So I just don't want to hear from anyone.

Regardless.

Yeah.

That's a legitimate critique of like this elk of people are so patronizing and they're always like telling us to recycle.

Bitch, you shut up.

I don't need to recycle if you just take one less trip.

Okay.

Compared to the rest of the world, compared to you, I have a tiny, tiny footprint.

Tiny.

I'm doing.

I'm literally an economist.

Oh, no.

An environmentalist.

Okay.

Compared to these people.

Please.

And don't forget I have an electric car.

I feel like I don't get enough credit for that.

I recycle.

I can do what the fuck I want with my single-use plastics.

I just want to say, between us, I've gotten really loose with my recycling because, like, before I had a baby, like, sure, I can attribute one whole garbage can to bottles and one to trash.

Do you know how much trash I accrue now?

If, like, sometimes I just have to throw a dirty diaper in the recycling one, like, I'm sorry, I need the space.

I'm not taking the trash out right now.

The baby's screaming.

No, but you know that most of the time they go to the same place.

I do know that.

And it's like, I'm working so hard digging through, like, because Ben never does it.

So I'm always excited.

I'm literally rifling through the trash for nothing.

But I get in trouble with my building if I don't.

No, it's so crazy.

I just saw a video of like

some sanitation worker.

Like there's a, like a public area of like trash is recycling, trash is taking

the same place.

They're all putting them all in the same thing.

Yeah.

So all's that to say.

I don't want to hear from Leo or his constituents on this matter ever again.

Especially him.

I feel like this isn't a real indictment on Leo.

I feel like everyone else is like, yeah, save the planet, but they're not so annoying about it like kim has never told us to recycle no leo yeah put a cork in it a big one a recycled one

yeah 100 now i know you spoke about this but i want to talk about um katy perry and orlando bloom breaking up because everybody being like this was obviously you know i saw this coming really i feel like They've been the most stable, sound like I was shocked, beyond shocked.

And it makes me sad that it's coming on the heels of like her

negative.

yeah because i have to assume it has something to do with it and that makes me sad but the timing just is too

convenient otherwise yeah or maybe like

maybe they're both related in the sense that like what she's doing in her what we see her doing publicly it might be a reflection of also how she's acting privately which is like a little maybe

um but i also it was

I feel like this is like probably a very hard time for her between flopping publicly and getting divorced.

And I just, I feel like she'll be a phoenix rising from the ashes.

You can't keep her down.

Yeah, I just was sad to learn and confused to learn that

when they broke up, like he got the Bezoses because she was on Lauren Nicole's bachelorette party.

She was on The Rocket.

Like, I thought that was her friends that she brought to the relationship, not his friends.

No, I do still feel like it is.

And maybe because of her tour, she couldn't go or something because that doesn't.

So he was like, why should we both miss out on the way?

And maybe he has his own relationship with Jeff and they would both be invited even if they weren't going together i just feel like the celebrity element of this was lauren nicole do you know what i mean like not jeff it's doing jeff is like a loser yeah actually i saw a video of jeff like i'm sorry i know that he is like toxic billionaire for sure he's a big loser but he's also a genius right like the way we regard him is not as like a genius but he's so i saw this video of him like in the whenever what was amazon created like the early 2000s somebody and it had obviously like just taken off it wasn't what it is now and someone was like why did you start amazon he's like well i he was working in finance and he was like i saw this statistic that internet growth what was up 200 to 2300 this year so i thought i want to start a business on the internet selling stuff and so the guy was like well why'd you choose to sell books and what he said was so smart he was like well i looked at different categories and in terms of um

number of products, books is the category that with the most number of products.

products.

Like, if you wanted to sell, the second was music, but if you wanted to sell the most, like, offerings to people, books is the number one.

There's the most books when you think of like, you could sell food.

There wouldn't be even enough, you know, comparative.

I thought it was so smart.

And then he's like, then we obviously got into other stuff, but he had hair in the video too.

He had like a little brown toupee.

It was such an interesting video.

And so I was like, yeah.

We would like clown on him because he's like a freak, whatever, but he's also like so smart.

Amazon is everything.

I'm sorry.

Like,

I love it.

No, I've seen that video as well back.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's not like just he just decided to be a bookseller and he turned into the space.

I don't think he's like a nerd who liked books.

No, I feel like I've been trying to tell you, like, he's a nerd all around, like, in the way that he's also very smart.

And that's why when he goes to space, like, I do think it's genuine for him.

It's a real love of space.

No, so I still think that the space thing, the space race, like, he's a big loser.

Like, I don't think he had a genuine interest in space.

I think he saw like Elon, who obviously like knows space.

And I think he saw Richard Branson, who's like an aviation expert.

I think he got jealous because I don't think he has a genuine interest as like a hobby in space and aerodynamics.

I don't.

I mean, he was a man who worked in finance like, and he's a tech guy.

Like, sorry, it's okay to have interests.

You don't have to like space just because you're a billionaire.

Yeah.

Well, that's true, but I'm arguing that I do think that he likes it in earnest, but we could go back and forth on this all day.

Back to the wedding.

I also don't think it was $50 million.

So I read 40 to 50 and then I also read 10.

10 sounded a little bit more because it was still just like a wedding, like a party.

No, and they had said there was things about their wedding coming out months ago that it was like this, I don't know what they said, $50 million, $100 million wedding.

And Jeff like tweeted, you couldn't spend $50 million on a wedding if you tried.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Even if like you picked up everybody's private planes.

And I do believe that they paid for a lot of the celebrities to be there.

The same way when we watched.

I think it was like a 200-person wedding.

So that's not an insane amount of planes.

How much did the Indian

wedding that the Kardashians went to cost?

Let me look it up.

It was like, what was it?

It was $100 million.

The moment.

Ambani.

Ambani.

So now I'm like, mom.

Yeah, Momdani.

Yeah.

Ambani wedding cost around $600 million.

But I also want to say, watching that episode, there was a lot of just like diamonds everywhere.

I was thinking the same thing.

Did that include diamonds?

Does that, like, there was just jewelry everywhere.

Like, the tape.

They had diamonds like in the flowers.

I agree.

And so I feel like a lot of the money was spent on the diamonds.

Yes, but you know that like Chloe and Kim did not spend one cent getting there.

They spent $9 million for Rihanna to perform.

Right.

Justin Bieber.

And then also just like on accommodations.

Yeah.

Who?

And Justin Bieber.

They also were thousands of people to accommodate versus 200.

Yeah.

So it was just like a really extravagant rich person wedding.

And I know there was like a couple of events before

and they definitely spent a lot of money, but based on what I saw, like even just like the ceremony, it was like a really nice wedding.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't think it was $50 million.

I'm really happy for Lauren Nicole.

Like, I feel like she really wants to be famous, and she did it.

It's a dream.

I mean, it's a dream come true.

Everyone's just jealous.

No, of course.

And Jackie, we could be talking about a wedding between Jeff Bezos and a 19-year-old, like, because that's what happens.

And here is this age-appropriate woman.

I'm sorry.

I like it.

Yeah, I agree.

They had a long courtship, like a traditionally

like two years

till engagement, one year till marriage.

All like, what more do you want?

They seem like they really love each other.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I just, I don't hate this.

Everyone,

like, TikTok was like making fun of her dress.

Like, it's, I'm not, I'm not going to do that.

Some celebs are like clowning too, like Charlize Theron and Olivia Munn and Katie Curric.

Did you see Katie Curric getting salty about this?

Wait, what did Olivia Munn say?

She's so my queen these days.

I know.

Here's what she said one second.

And I kind of like that she's positioning, even though I don't agree.

I don't know what she said, but I probably don't agree with it.

I do like that she's positioning herself as like a celebrity who says crazy things.

Like as a, and a hater.

Oh, wait.

But the last thing she said was also about Lauren Nicole Sanchez.

I feel like she has beef.

Like.

For sure.

So she, um,

this is what she said.

Oh, I guess she was just.

Oh, I thought you froze.

Oh, my God.

You were like, this is what she said.

I guess it's a little misleading.

She was more so

giving praise to Mackenzie Scott, but the timing is a little weird.

So basically, Mia Farrow posted on Instagram saying, how awesome is Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos' first wife and mother of his four children?

As of mid-December 2024, she had given a total of $19.3 billion to over 1,600 charitable organizations.

And then Olivia Munn responded, truly incredible.

You know what I find incredible that $19 billion solves nothing?

Like,

I remember what Mackenzie Scott did that, and it was all for like good shit, right?

Like poverty.

And it's like, well, there's still so much poverty.

No,

I would love to see like what sorts of positivity came out of that because it feels like nothing, like the world.

Nothing changed.

You would think $19 billion

with the needle.

Yeah.

Now, I think that's amazing and magnanimous in Mackenzie Bezos.

I find her so deeply unrelatable.

Like, that could just never be me.

Like,

yeah.

Okay, so, but she did get what?

36 bill, if I remember.

That was like the number.

She does that She half of it she donated to charity.

I think is the right now of course donating half your money seems like crazy But like let's be real.

She's still like I thought billionaires are toxic like she still is 20 bill like

that billionaire that billion is like, you know invested and earning interest over time.

Gave it all away.

I did it.

Like I'll be impressed when you

live in like a

Yeah, because I'll think that's fucking crazy.

I'll be like a crazy person.

You just gotta own it.

That's why you just have to own it.

Like, stop trying to please everyone.

Like, whatever feels right to you, that's what you've got to do.

It does feel like Olivia Munn has some sort of one-sided beef with the Bezos because maybe she's, she's actually not a celebrity who says crazy things.

She's like a celebrity who's always talking out against the Bezos.

Like the two, the two like most recent

and only examples are against the Bezai.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, Shilise Theron said that they suck.

But like that's so Shirley Sharon.

Like I do believe Charlie Sharon like lives in squalor to a degree.

Yeah.

And, like, she's like a Leo in how she uses your platform.

And at least she's walking the walk.

I agree.

She didn't go.

Then Katie Couric called the cover tacky.

Okay.

Well, like, is that not crazy?

Those in glass houses.

Like, you're not like a beacon of chicness.

Let's, let's be real.

I just feel like that's so crazy.

Isn't she meant to be like above this?

She's just like a...

a neutral commentator personality.

A lot of people.

Now she's slinging mud.

a lot of people were using the words like tacky cheap um cheesy not cheap sorry cheesy um when critiquing like the design of the wedding the decor the wedding dress and i just feel like there are very few people who can speak to that like you have to be perfect like morgan stewart

you can critique um like there's literally a handful of people morgan stewart is quite literally the only person that comes to mind yeah um so when i saw like all these people on social media i'm like you're ugly and like your clothes are ugly.

So who the fuck are you?

Yeah.

No, it's so true.

I'm really shocked about Katie Couric.

Like, sorry, that's just like really throwing me.

No, it's, it's,

if I'm a famous person and I find myself not invited to the Bezos wedding when clearly such a wide net was cast, like Brooks Nader was there, right?

Like they dipped into influencers, models, athletes, celebrities.

And so I'm Katie Couric.

I'm Olivia Munn.

I'm finding myself not invited.

Like, yeah, I'm big, I'm big mad.

But I don't even feel like it was a free-for-all.

I actually wouldn't even be mad.

Like, there was 200 people, aside from Sidney Sweeney and Brooks Vader.

You really named the two.

Everyone else can be explained.

Tom Brady?

Tom Brady lives in Miami, where they live, right?

Oh, okay, fair, fair.

And maybe Brooks was his date.

There have been rumors about them.

Maybe he brought

Sidney Sweeney.

Okay, maybe she has like a big contract with Amazon Prime, and so they brought their big client.

But Jeff Lake doesn't even work at Amazon anymore.

Okay, I agree.

Sydney's like, aside from, and I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation, but other than that, like everyone else, like Victoria Tretti, she's there with Leo.

Yeah, why was Leo there?

I'm sure him and Jeff are friends.

They seem like the type.

Okay.

The Kardashians, their best friends.

The Kardashians are friends with Lauren Nicole.

Yes.

And so, like, to the fact that the whole family got invited, it wasn't just like individual invites.

It was like to the Kardashian family.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that Kendall and Kylie went.

Me too.

We got looks for days.

Yeah, it's so funny how they were like such background actors when, like, typically they're the stars.

And I really love to see Chloe taking the crown as best dress to that family.

I feel like she always looks good, but she's never like the one making the most waves and the most news.

And that pink dress, like everybody agreed, she was like the best-dressed Kardashian, perhaps the best-dressed guest.

Yeah, I agree.

So I didn't, I agree.

There's like Sidney Sweeney is a big question mark.

She, her recent projects have a strong presence on Amazon, according to Google Gemini.

Her movie.

Her movie The Voyagers is available for renter purchase on the platform.

Jackie, every recent movie has a big connection to Amazon.

Additionally, her upcoming film, Split Fiction, is being produced by Amazon MGM Studios.

Furthermore, there are several biographies about Sweden Sweeney available on Amazon.

Like that seriously means nothing to me.

Amazon bought MGM Studios like a couple of years ago.

They're the biggest like maker of movies.

None of it, none of it means anything.

I just feel like she might have had a big, like, she might be a big client of Jeff's, and you invite your clients.

She's not.

Okay, but that's the only one.

Everyone, I want to say they're not just like the Ambanis who literally invited celebrities they never met before.

Yes, that was like celebrities for hire.

And they were proud of it.

Yeah.

And as they should be, and but they had thousands of people at their wedding.

This was 200 people.

I do feel like they kept it close-knit.

And I want to say, like, say what you want about the Ambanis, but I actually feel like them just like hiring celebrities to come like did amazing things for like

India's PR, right?

Like we watched the Kardashians have an amazing time.

Like, for tourism, like, there were benefits.

No, for sure.

We keep talking about it.

Correct.

I think that's a wrap.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bezos Wedding 2025.

All in all, I didn't hate it.

No, not at all.

It was a fun time.

Yeah.

Our next story.

Beyonce was left dangling midair due to a scary technical mishap during her Cowboy Carter tour performance.

Yes, I saw this.

So Beyonce was left dangling mid-air in a car while performing during the first Houston Cowboy Carter tour stop.

On Sunday, she was catapulted into the air in a red car for her performance of 16 carriages, which she does every day.

Which is my favorite song.

And while the vehicle was supposed to make its way around the venue, so fans

who don't have floor seats could get a closer look at her, the car began leaning to one side and came to a complete stop.

The car is literally like on a side by the time they bring her down.

She was lowered to the ground and safely removed.

However, it was a scary video to watch and I'm sure scary for her.

And her voice is like trembling.

If you could see on the monitor.

She stops the song.

She said, stop, stop, stop.

Like, get me out of here.

Yeah.

Now, obviously, this is

terrible for many reasons, but mostly because did she finish 16 carriages?

Like that, if I came to the concert, I'm coming to hear that song, 16 Carriages Riding Away.

Like obsessed.

It's so good.

Did we finish the song?

Oh, I feel like she probably finished the song.

The show must go on.

I think she didn't.

I just want to say this is unacceptable.

Like, if Pink can, you know, fly through the air with the greatest of ease at all of her arena shows, like, this shouldn't be happening to Beyoncé.

Sorry.

Oh, I agree.

Like, this should be done better.

But then it also begs the question, like,

maybe we don't need to fly through the air on a car.

Well, I want to say, I, of course, I blame Taylor Swift for this because she started this sort of like communist

thing where she created like a beast stage.

Actually, maybe she didn't create it.

People are going to be like,

you two.

Fleetwood Mac did it.

Gives a fuck, okay?

Fleetwood Mac used to go to another seat.

You too.

It's always you two.

Okay.

Oh, for me, it's always Fleetwood Mac.

But I feel like Taylor Schrift really popularized this thing where it's like a second stage, a second something.

And now everyone does it.

I went to Olivia Rodrigo.

She flies around the arena on a moon.

Like everybody has a thing where if you

have seats like that stink, the celebrity comes and finds you.

And it's actually nice, right?

Like why should we be punished?

Why can you only see the celebrity if you paid $5,000?

But I blame Taylor Schwift for this because if she hadn't, you know, created all this pressure for Beyonce to be a communist, Beyonce would have be out here dangling in the air.

Yeah.

And I saw people tweeting like, Beyonce, we can see you on the monitors.

Like we've got, like, you don't have to risk your life.

Stay home.

And I think that's true.

But I do think in addition to Taylor Swift, Pink has set the bar too high for flying.

For acrobatics.

Yeah.

And I think people should get comfortable doing less.

One thing about me, I'm not going to say anything bad about Pink, probably ever.

No, I didn't say anything bad about her, and you know that I would say no.

I could see, I saw you were like pushing a little blame on her.

No, like, she does a lot, and she makes these other bitches look bad.

She does.

And the fact that I have not seen Pink in concert, have you?

No, I don't think so.

We really like need to add that to our list.

I hear it's an amazing song.

No, I know, and I would know every single song.

I listened to every album of hers front to back.

It's just like it hasn't worked out for me.

What's your favorite pink song?

maybe,

like, what about us?

I love that album.

What's your

really good song?

I forget what it's called.

Oh, that's all I know so far.

That's all I know.

And if you ever feel like just like treating yourself, head over to YouTube and watch her perform it on the Kelly Clarkson show with Kelly doing harmony.

Yeah, she has so many good things.

I saw something on TikTok about Kelly.

What?

Do you remember how we were talking about how she took like a hiatus and she had like personal things going on?

Yes.

There is people on TikTok saying allegedly that her ex, who we hate, is very sick.

Oh, no.

Which I feel like kind of made sense with like

because Kelly's like a magnanimous queen, obviously.

So she would take time off from her paying job to help the man who tried to steal all of her money.

The father of her children.

The father of her children.

If he is really sick, like that's so sad.

That's just what I saw on TikTok and it felt, it felt right.

That's interesting.

Yeah.

I wanted to share that with you.

Sad if true.

And also sad for Kelly because then you have to be the bigger person, or you don't have to, but she obviously would be the bigger person.

It's a complex, emotional roller coaster.

Yeah, damn.

Yeah.

Well,

refuashley matabyonce.

Yeah.

The show must go on.

Speaking of shows, Breener is making headlines as she takes in Olivia Rodrigo's set at Hyde Park concert in London.

So Olivia Rodrigo was headlining the event, the BST Hyde Park concert, and Sabrina could be seen enjoying the music from the VIP section, like years after their iconic feud.

Alternative headline, Sabrina Carpenter is a better woman than I ever could be because I'm sorry.

Like that still looks such a crazy thing.

And it all worked out great because Sabrina's a star now.

But she's a star in spite of that, not because of it.

That did not make her a star.

No, it did not.

But But I don't know.

I feel like if Breener weren't breeding as hard as she is right now, and like, she wouldn't be there.

She would not be there.

But like, yeah, it's easy to go watch the little people.

No, it's true.

It's easy to be the bigger person when like, I would say that's the bigger person.

Olivia's, no, Olivia's been, Olivia's bigger than her, but only because she's had a little bit more time

at this level.

But Sabrina in one year or two years time will be doing what?

Like they're on the same exact track, but olivia started maybe like two years before yes i think at this moment today

june 30th 2025 i think sabrina's bigger than olivia oh that's interesting i don't know if i agree i think that

she's a little bit more viral But in terms, I don't know, guys, sound off in the comments.

Who is it for a bigger star?

I'm open to like all options.

Me too.

The way I see Sabrina is I feel like she makes music for everyone, like old, young.

And Olivia Olivia Rodrigo feels like just a little more

young to me.

Like it's for really young, like pee pee-boppers.

Yeah, like the people who go to Olivia Rodrigo concerts probably fit into more of an age bracket than Sabrina, who like everyone was.

That's very interesting.

That's how I feel.

I don't know.

I had the thought when I saw Sabrina at the concert of like, who is bigger.

I don't know.

I'm happy for both Swirlies.

They both make amazing music.

Like, I'm happy to be a benefactor of their talents.

Agreed.

I do if I had to take a side, like, I am Team Breener, but it's like, it's, it's it's being made clear to me that i don't have to take a side but i still am i just feel like it's good to take sides yeah i i just feel like it's good to pit women against others i agree and so often we see both sides and we can never pick a side and we ride the fence yeah so when you have a side to pick not we by the way just so you were saying we're society not us because no i i actually always pick a side us i meant us no i feel like we pick a side you think i feel like we're so diplomatic some and sometimes we really see both sides and like we can't call call it.

Sometimes we have to be diplomatic, and sometimes like

a situation calls for diplomacy, right?

Like, I feel like the Page and Craig breakup is a great recent example of us being extremely diplomatic, but I really did feel that way.

Like, I could see both sides.

Exactly.

Now, sometimes I don't see either side.

Oh, well, of course.

Justin and Blake.

Right.

And then certain sides, certain situations, I exclusively see one side, maybe to my, you know, to my, what's the opposite of like to my discret, to my detriment.

Like, like, I literally can't see past my hatred sometimes it takes years sam hunt yeah but look at how far you've come in your work i put now let me ask you something

back in the battle let me ask you something pick a side kim or taylor

taylor

but that's just a reflection not of the situation between them of just like my fanhood right now like i'm kind of off kim and i'm so on taylor does being on Taylor and off Kim make you see the situation differently than you did at the time?

No, because you know what?

I know this will always break you.

No, it will, but like, I, like, I feel like I know Taylor's personality and I could see her like seriously being so

hurt and offended by being called a bitch, right?

Like, and I could see her, like, I don't think that was calculated of her to have said, like,

you know, that wasn't run by me.

And then Kim was like, wait, no, I literally have a video of us running it by you.

But it's like, well, you didn't run by the bitch part.

Like, I can see Taylor, like, you know, that's like her brand of womanhood.

Like, so I actually, once again, can see both sides.

I understand.

But I also feel like Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift should never have been friends.

Like, you know, it's like high school.

Like, not everyone's meant to be friends.

They're so different.

Yeah.

Like, I couldn't see them getting along.

Yeah.

Well, it looks like Breener has buried the hatchet.

Like, I kind of hate that.

I I just want to say, like, I agree.

Like, I kind of hate it.

I agree.

Like, what?

A duet next?

No, thanks.

Yeah.

No, it's like, it's a lot of too late.

I don't think so.

Yeah, and I just don't know how, like, yeah, of course, we shouldn't put women against women.

And, like, it's not Olivia's fault that Sabrina did.

It's not Olivia's fault that, like, her fans, like...

tried to have Sabrina killed, but like, she also didn't help.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And from Sabrina's POV, like she just met someone and they started dating and then she became like the villain in someone's I don't even think they like really dated I think it was like a fling and like she got the ick like it was like how did I get here?

How the fuck do I get out?

Yeah.

Well, she's out now.

Oh big time.

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Our fourth story is some news that you're really going to hate.

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Rita Aura reveals that she proposed to her husband, Takeo Watiti, and even got down on one knee during a Palm Springs.

Getaway.

So Rita Aura has revealed that she proposed to her husband, turning tradition on its head by getting down on one knee herself.

The singer, she's 44.

Not only is like she the woman and he's the man, she is 44 and he's 49.

And she shared on a podcast how she broke convention and took charge of the proposal.

She said, quote, I just did the thing.

We were in a hotel room in Palm Springs, like a really nice, fancy one filled up with balloons and cake, which is my favorite thing in the world.

I got the bands made.

I didn't want anything too flashy.

He's like, what the hell is it?

It's Valentine's Day.

And she was like, oh, no, if you're going to say no, I'm going to have to take my clothes off.

Anyway, I got down on one knee and take absolutely loved it.

So I don't hate this only because like I don't care about Rita Aura, you know, if it was like Taylor Swift proposed to Travis Kelsey, like seriously vomiting.

Like take me to the hospital because I'm not okay.

So I like don't really care, but you guys know I just hate when women propose to men.

Like men and women have different jobs in this world.

Like, and that's okay.

Especially with her being like younger than him.

I think she's like 15 years younger.

It's like,

if she were 15 years older woman, I would say like, okay, maybe.

No, i wouldn't i wouldn't say it then i should no no i might be more i just think this is so weird and this i just hate this and i'm sorry like i know that there are people who do this and that's great like break with convention like it will never be me i will never think it's like romantic or cute um

sorry like this is one of my triggers and if you don't respect my boundaries then that's on you yeah so we'll respect your boundaries and stop talking about this yeah but immediately i just needed you to know no thank you i know you saw this story and and it said, How can I hurt my sister today?

And add her to the list of Becca Kufrin,

yes, and Rita Aura.

Rita Aura.

And unfortunately, I don't, I won't say which book, but it's like one of those really popular like book talk books, a book that I was loving until she proposed on the last page.

That's really so crazy.

And what's crazy is like, you would think this sort of girl, like, who should propose to her man is like a girl whose man's not proposing to her.

Like, you know, if you're, if it's taking too long and like, you know, fuck it, why can't I propose to him?

I want to get married.

Okay.

But it's never even that.

For For me, that's always the assumption.

I'm like, oh, you propose to your man because your man wants to propose to you.

Like, well, he's obviously not the one for you.

He should be begging you to marry him, not like you begging him.

Now, I know that's not what ends up happening.

Like, people do it because it's like an empowering thing.

I just feel like there are other ways to feel empowered.

I agree.

And if I was ever going to like root for someone to propose to a man, like, I would root for the girl who was like four years dating someone and he wouldn't propose, and they either have to break up or she has to propose.

I wouldn't root for that because if you can't get a man to like, after four years to propose to you, like that's not the man for you.

I know.

We're getting into deer toasters territory.

We are.

We are.

But I'm like thinking of a certain, like a friend of mine.

You don't even know her in my head.

And it's like, she should.

You have a friend that I don't know.

Wow.

Maybe I do need to move to Florida.

No, no, she's not even the Floridian.

And it's like, they should have gotten married.

Like, they like each other.

They're a happy couple.

He's just like, it's like, you know, commitment, blah, blah, blah.

And it's like, if this will get them down the aisle and they could go back to like being the, you know, in the relationship roommates that they were, but she could have a ring on her finger.

I just ran into my friend at lunch.

Oh, you have a friend?

She just, yeah, who just got married.

You know her.

Okay.

And I was like, dude.

How's, I was like, how's married life?

And she was like, the same.

Like people who are like, I'm afraid of getting married.

What the fuck are you afraid of?

There's literally nothing scary about it.

No.

If you're in a relationship, like that's the scary part.

Getting married does not change your life at all whatsoever.

It actually gives you just a sense of like peace and commonness.

And it's a lovely, wonderful thing, which is why, like, if you like your relationship and you've been together four years and he just like can't and guess it's important to you and he just like can't get past himself then i then okay woman take it up do the damn thing yeah woman woman so they repeatedly asked you not to call me woman what's that from

what's that from i'll give you a clue murray i have repeatedly asked you not to call me woman clueless so i don't think that's what was happening with rita aura and that's why by the way i'm not talking about rita aura sympathetic anymore but i am talking about my friend maybe Maybe she's not.

Jackie, just like me and millions of Americans, I'm not talking about Rita Aura.

I know, but then I feel like her relationship must be so great because she's just like stopped working.

Yeah, no, I believe he's wealthy.

And for that, I respect her.

Put a ring on it.

Wife him up.

Yeah, actually, that's the only situation where it's okay to propose to your man if your man has a lot of money.

Yeah.

Though any man with like

his head on right should say no.

That's the thing.

Like,

I know Ben loves me more than anything in this world.

And if I had gotten my fat ass down on a knee, he actually would have said no.

And he should have.

And that's why he's the one for me.

Because that's a crazy woman.

Yeah.

Literally.

Our fifth and final story is going to lead into our TV recap.

If that works for you.

It does.

My coccidinia is really flaring up.

Oh, God.

Well, Kylie Jenner reveals a screenshot from her live island group chat with Haley Bieber.

So Kylie posted the most relatable thing on Instagram, which is her Love Island group chat where everyone writes in invisible ink because they might not all be caught up on each episode.

Like even we do that in our chat.

You're two minutes ahead of me.

I need invisible ink.

I don't want you to spoil it for me.

What was interesting is that Haley Bieber is in the chat under Haley Road.

Sidney is in the chat.

Devin Carlson and Kylie.

I would love to know what they were writing.

Like, are they as mean as we are?

The fact that Kylie, like that Haley, not even Kylie, Haley knows Huda is so crazy to me.

I need to know what they're saying.

Like, what I would do,

can someone find a way to like transcribe this invisible text?

I know.

When I posted the screenshot of my group chat using invisible text, because I wanted to be like Kylie, I was like, there's no way somebody can like decode this, right?

And I just want to ask you, so you started doing invisible text in our group chat to avoid spoilers.

Was that something that you had seen, or are we all just like having the same experience of like, hey, let's use invisible text?

No, I have a lot in common with Kylie Jenner, and we both came to the conclusion i i also love invisible text it's a great like pun like way to land a joke it is it's really good i really want to be in their group text i know

maybe though it's okay our group text is so good and the good thing about us is that like so good some people like like have their group text where they like say stuff about love island and they would like never say it on their podcast we say it you know like what's in our group text is on our podcast let's see what i wrote last night as we got into our tv recap last night we didn't have like a big because no one was really watching at the same time.

Oh,

maybe I won't say this.

Yeah.

Well, I do want to say there's been a lot of discourse.

Except for the, I'll do the last one.

It's fine.

The way that Clark is reading that text, jail.

The way that for Clark.

I don't have any issues with Clark except for the way she read the text of the person whose heart rate was raised the most and she got to do it for the boys and the delivery

came with the jail sentence.

Yeah, because TJ did a good job of revealing who the girl is.

I didn't even notice it was TJ talking.

I'm just hearing the answer.

You're supposed to be invisible.

And it begs

her question.

It begs the question, where's the host?

I find myself asking this question all the time.

Peacock spends a lot of money on Ariana, right?

And they're like always gassing her up.

They fly.

She lives in Fiji for the summer.

She's literally there.

She's on the property.

And I find, and I know that this is just like what Love Island does, that like cell phones run the recoupling ceremonies, but literally why?

There's a host i don't know the reason but i will say and then she comes for some challenges and she comes for not others i'm glad that she doesn't come sometimes because they make such a meal out of her appearance the walking slow and like i don't just send a text please like yes

it's slow it's slow um so there was her challenge coupling that was really confusing and it was run by the phones i forget which one it was actually insane that there wasn't a host for it I feel that way, but I also am new to Love Island.

I always feel that way.

And people are like, no, that's just like what what the show does, like the phones.

But the question is, why?

Like, what's the reason?

Why when there is a host?

If there wasn't a host, I'd be like, all right, that's just like what the show does.

But sometimes there's a host and sometimes there's not.

Like, are she going over her hourly rate?

Like, is she?

She's literally there.

She's summonized.

She's on TikTok.

She sits in a hotel room and just like waits to be called.

I don't know.

They obviously have a reason.

And yes, what is the reason?

The reason is the Motorola sponsorship because they're using those flip phones.

They look cute.

They do look cute.

Okay, so last night's heart rate challenge was, I guess, a departure from usual ones.

Usually it's everybody performing individually.

Like the girl will perform individually for all the guys, which makes a lot more sense than what last night was, Orgy Island.

It was one of the craziest things I've actually ever seen.

And I know you're like a clutch your pearls type of girl.

I'm actually not.

Like it does take a lot.

I saw you in Taylor's Dragon talking about how like you're prudes.

Like I'm not.

Like I have definitely like a conservative side, but for the most part, it takes a lot to shock me.

I found it to be just like absolutely disgusting.

And I felt like this challenge was on par with the milk challenge where they were spitting in each other's mouth.

That one might have been worse.

That was worse for me.

I do feel like I've been hardened.

And honestly, some of my innocence has been stolen from me.

Yeah.

Because now I watch this stuff and I'm like, do more.

That's all.

Really?

That's all you got.

You're not going to win with that move.

Take your pants off.

Give a live blow job.

Like, that's where we're headed.

Yeah.

No, and we almost got there last night.

Yeah, no, no, no, Claudia.

We're like seriously like

minutes away from someone just like sticking a finger in and like if someone like did that

because like what's the difference really or someone like going under someone's shirt and grabbing their boobs but that would be like sexual harassment harassment so i feel like there were a couple of instances in last night's challenge where i could tell that the person who was getting kissed or approached like did not want it

for sierra all the guys and all the girls ugh Jackie, I was going to say Sierra.

For some reason, anytime a girl wanted to kiss a girl, they went for Sierra.

Not Shelly, who has been open about her bisexuality.

Like, you'd think she would be more open to kissing her girl.

Well, Sierra has also initiated girl kisses and previous challenges, like with Shelly.

So maybe she is also bisexual.

We just didn't like hear that because she came on later on the show.

Like, I think she's open to kissing girls, but like to kiss everyone in the villa, like, get away from me.

I felt bad for her too.

I really felt bad for her.

I don't know if anybody counted, but like how many times somebody got pulled, she definitely got pulled the most.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, and speaking when you were saying, like, what if somebody went under and grabbed somebody's boobs?

I feel like, and this is what a lot of people on social media are saying, I feel like that is what happened with Huda.

Um, and there's been a theory for like weeks that Ace likes Huda.

So, and that's why he was like kind of mean to Jeremiah, and that's why he voted Jeremiah off.

And he got his minions to vote Jeremiah off because he like wanted a piece of Huda.

And so, the fact that like his heart rate was elevated the most by Huda does validate that theory, but it also validates the theory that maybe something happened that they cut out because it does look like Shelly's just like kind of being crazy, right?

But

Shelly's not a crazy person, and she actually really understands this experiment, and she's also kind of sexually free, right?

She's very open about her sexuality.

So, I do think something

was either cut or just went on longer than we saw.

Like, I think it was condensed.

I don't know if there was like an action that was cut.

And I'm going to operate as if there wasn't because you could say that about anything at any time.

Yeah.

But like, Shelly and Chris are kissing on one side they do their whole makeout and then it's over huda and ace are still kissing so it's too long she has her ass they're in 69 positions that's at first she's kissing him with her ass grinding on him like they're having sex you know dry sex okay but that's what everyone was doing Okay, then she gets up and turns around and puts her thonged ass in his face and bounces on his face.

Then they cut.

So I don't know how long that went on for, but I just think the whole thing was too long and too much for someone's.

Ace is essentially Shelly's boyfriend.

Like, there's not that many couples in the house.

I would say it's just Ace and Shelly and Nick and Sierra, where it's like, this is my person.

Okay, maybe it's time to close off.

No, and also, Sierra, Shelly, and Huda are like OGs, and they're really good friends, or they were.

Yes, maybe it's time to close off, and that's a separate conversation.

Like, why doesn't anyone want to close off?

And I don't even fault Shelly for going with Chris because, like, that's an established connection.

She's going to see it through.

Huda could have picked anyone in the villa to have her big one with.

Right.

So everybody picked her best friend's man.

Everybody like went around the couch and diddled with the opposite sex and some of the same sex.

But then everybody also took one person and brought them back to the heart for like the grand finale.

So for Huda to have taken her friend's man, it was obviously like her kind of asserting dominance because Shelly is going still, you know, exploring with Chris.

And I think Huda knows like if

Shelly will take Chris, Chris is going with Shelly, you know?

Like Huda is very much like a plan B for Chris.

What about Huda's love for Pepe?

Why didn't you pull Pepe?

You're a crush on him.

You sent Hannah home.

So I do

relate to Huda in that, obviously.

But she hasn't even mentioned him, giving him another glance.

Yeah, no, because she didn't actually care.

She's just like holding on to people like life rafts.

Like, because ever since Jeremiah left, she's been really vulnerable many times and she's been in the bottom a couple of times.

I thought Shelly's reaction was completely appropriate.

I just, I'm telling you, I've seen a lot lot of people being like, Shelly has no right.

She's literally into Chris.

Chris is Huda's partner.

She's hooking up with Huda's partner.

It's different.

Chris is in Huda's man.

They're exploring.

And Shelly and Shelly and Chris have the same relationship as Huda and Chris.

Ace is Shelly's man.

I care less about like who's right and who's wrong.

Like, thank you, Shelly.

I'm ready for the girls to start turning on one another.

It has been boring as fuck.

Yeah.

Everybody being so obsessed with being perceived as a girl's girl and not a mean girl.

There's been no inter-girl drama.

And thank you, Shelly.

Like, I needed to see Andreena being so fucking two-faced.

I lived for that.

Like, that's my girl right there.

I related to her a lot last night because she was just like talking to different girls and telling them what they wanted to hear.

And then she also was into Pepe, like queen.

And you know who is in a bad spot when she like needs two friends around her and she chooses Amaya and Audrey who are like the ramps of that

not the crew and like that means she's just like recycled through friends and it's like it I can't just explain like why that's so obvious.

Like, I'm just going to pull the people who I know would just be happy to talk to me because like they're kind of friendless here.

it's like when everybody turned on lisa vanner pupp and so her only friend was joystraud like you know she was just holding on to her for dear life because she needed someone to talk to at the parties and the fact that shelly has all the ogs around her just goes to show like the state of things and i think they all agreed with shelly which makes me think even more so that something was cut because like we said we saw their facial reactions and i was like wait i feel like something

is missing because pepe is getting involved yeah there was no ambiguity sierra said she would feel the exact same way if it were nick right alandria who even though can't get her own house in order, does like see things clearly outside of her home.

I need Alandria to go home and I say that as a fan of Alandria because it's the classic case.

You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain and say what you want.

Like I hate Taylor, but like he has chosen Clark.

That's his right.

You know, we're exploring connections.

Right.

With Clark, he never did.

It's opposite.

With Alandria.

So even though like it's a betrayal or whatever.

He's wrong and he should love this.

They all keep saying like they're not closed off and they're all experimenting and they're all exploring.

So like this is what happens.

He found someone he liked better.

And so we could argue on the ethics of that.

But at the end of the day, she's now just like chasing after a man who does not want her, who has done her dirty and she looks bad.

Like I need her to go home desperately and find Jalen.

Coco should have stayed.

Like Coco, to me, Coco is a Jalen.

Like really, not only like eligible young.

thing.

Most beautiful person.

One of the most beautiful.

Not to compare it to him about looks.

Everyone's beautiful, but like she was on another level.

And there are other guys in the villa who had interest in her.

Ship, Coco, and Chris.

When I saw that recoupling of Casa and Villa, I like was just like immediately, I need Coco and Chris together.

Me too.

And there, see, there's nobody in the house for Alandria.

Like, that's been made clear.

There are a couple of people for Coco.

Yeah.

So that, like, additional, like, these are the worst voters.

They need their voting rights revoked.

Every single vote, they get wrong.

They were right to keep Elon, but that's because the Casa people voted and they're, you know, not as terrible at voting.

And I just want to say,

Elan, I don't know why they keep calling him Elon.

I feel like his name is Elon.

Yeah, they keep fucking up his name.

Everyone's like, to be honest, I am too.

I don't know what it is.

Somebody, I thought I said was Elon.

I think it's Elan.

I think Elon and Huda are a testament to peace in the Middle East because, like, no, for real, they elevated each other's heart rates.

Like, I think that what they could do for

the situation.

For the very volatile situation.

Huda is Palestinian.

Elon, there's been rumors about Elon that he's like an Israeli IDF soldier who like killed Yala Sino.

He's a curly-haired Jew from Toronto.

Like, I feel like I went to camp with him.

There's like literally nothing nefarious about him.

Having said that, like, I need them to have a convo.

And like, I feel like they could be a beacon of hope and peace for the region.

You think they could ease tensions?

I do.

It's it's very possible, honestly.

And like the show kind of, they keep sort of falling into each other's show.

They stabbed themselves.

Like, yeah, like they didn't need to cast like a Jew and a Palestinian, but they did.

And like, I feel like Jews are never on this show.

Like, it's not a show for Jews, you know, like they're in bathing suits all the time.

Like,

they went out of their way and, like, let's make it work.

What if Elon and Huda won

the show?

And they donated the money

to an organization.

Right.

Measures.

And they, I don't know, like, it's possible.

I'm obviously being idealistic, but that's

what I'm gonna do.

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah.

So, winning couple so far, Pepe and Andrina.

By the way, Andrea, by the way, if they get together,

if they get together, it makes me so sad.

Why?

Like, nobody came into the villa with like more

esteem behind them.

Like, every guy was ready to drop their girl for her.

Casa Amore, like, sort of like derailed all of her momentum.

So, she chose Jeremiah.

He gets sent home.

He got sent home.

Casa Amore, she just becomes like one of the girls again.

And like, she doesn't even have any friends.

And like,

these guys, all the girls are new to them.

So like, she didn't even get her like shiny new thing moment.

And now she comes back into the villa as just like a rando.

Like she's just giving such rando.

And I just want more for her because I really like her.

Are you okay?

Did you think I froze?

Not for a second.

I thought maybe like you were unwell.

Oh my God.

I wanted, I've been planning the whole episode.

Like Like no, I can hear the background noise continuing to move.

I thought maybe like your coccydinia had you in a tizzy.

Oh no, I really

were maybe holding a moment of silence for

what could have been Andrena's future.

I like that better.

That's what I was thinking.

That's what I thought.

I thought you were about to like just land one on me.

Oh shit.

I thought it was a performative joke.

No, it wasn't.

I was like trying to just like prank you.

Yikes.

Okay, moving on.

I agree with you.

Like what could have been Andrena's future?

Like, the timing, all of it, like, it just, it was squandered.

Yeah, she's just, like, so random in the villa.

And, like, so I'm glad that her and Pepe, and it must be like, I feel like she's also just kind of, like, happy with whoever she's with.

She's not too, like, she actually

likes her.

She liked that guy.

By the way, do you see Michael B.

Jordan, like, likes her photos?

What the hell is she doing on the show?

I don't know, but she's never had a boyfriend.

I do feel like she would just be excited for someone to like her and she can't catch a break.

And I think from last night's challenge, we really need to think about like, who were the mutuals heart raised by?

Like Pepe and Andrina, like, I think now they're like looking at each other a little differently.

I feel like that sort of sends a signal to both of them.

Like, oh, I mean, Huda and Ace are another one, though.

That, and by the way, they're the same height.

It's perfect.

That would be like, that's, the season does feel like it's getting a little stale, right?

And I'm so over the OGs.

They have this like really toxic loyalty to each other and they're like not interesting anymore.

But on the other hand, I can't handle a new person.

No, me.

Neither meets anyone else.

The show needs to shake up, like a really big one.

I thought it was going to be Nicolandrea.

It's not.

Nicolandria.

Maybe it's going to be Haste.

Maybe it's going to be Haste.

Maybe it's going to be Haste.

And you know who else is a winning couple?

My king and queen.

Let me think.

Let me think.

Let me think.

Who's left?

Austin and Jaden?

No.

They are so irrelevant.

Like, I actually

respect Nick.

I don't like him.

No, but I respect her because she's like trying to be an influencer.

Like, she needs to stay on.

And if she chose Nick in that ceremony, she was getting sent home the next day.

But I said the same thing.

She chose austin yeah

and that's like best for jaden self but like her heart rate was raised the most by nick she played that all wrong in the sense of like she has no chance with him anymore because now nick is like obsessed with sierra as he should have been so wait who were you referring to

oh yeah yeah by

babes iris and tj like our bland give us nothing but they're like loyal and steadfast and they do look like siblings which more often than not like a couple that looks like they could be related are going to be together forever like if in 50 years time they have three grandchildren, like I will not be surprised.

There's just like too normal for this show.

And I get like nervous for her in the challenge.

Very boring.

Because I'm like, what are you going to do?

Like when the twerking is.

That's how I felt about Clark.

Yeah, because she also doesn't have like all the girls hyping her up, but I feel like they did a good job of like making her feel.

They hate her, but they didn't want to make her feel.

I don't know why.

She just doesn't give me the vibes like everybody else.

Like she's down to orgy, Clark.

I don't know what it is about her.

She seems kind of shy.

I think she's always like putting her hair in front of her face.

Yeah.

Like a shy girl would yeah and like she doesn't have a lot of friends in the villa just jaden and grayson

yeah but they're weak yeah yeah so it's like what you're gonna go around and make out with everyone like they it's just really awkward so i feel that way sometimes for the challenges like some people are of course gonna turn up sierra is like built for this she's so good at it um but then some people i feel really awkward And I thought Iris did a good job and like she didn't debase herself.

Yes, exactly.

She went first and I'm glad they went first.

Yeah,

she was like, a puppy is really cute.

Kind of shit, perhaps.

Pepe, Pepe's just the kind of guy who like goes well with whatever woman's on his arm.

He's a pot that fits with many lids.

Yeah, maybe turred self lid,

maybe turd self lid,

you know,

title,

title,

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