Chip by Osmosis with Lauren Elizabeth: Wednesday, June 18th, 2025

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It's the Toast. It's Jackson Claude and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the best five things you need to know. We'll your day off swirly, it's the toast I sound amazing Welcome back to the toast, happy hump day I'm sitting down with someone that I've had the joy of slumbering with Lauren Elizabeth, day two, final day of XLE Final day, I mean it's been's been such a joy to be in Florida.
I don't even want to leave. It's nice, right? And we've been having a really nice, relaxing time.
But you're a mama. Well, you're on a work trip.
Yeah, work trip. It was bachelorette, then work trip.
And two totally different versions of Florida. One was insane.
This one was much more relaxing and I got to rot last night. You went to sleep early.
I went to sleep like 815. I didn't even hear the boys go down.
Yeah, you went down like before that. I think I went down faster than both of your children.
But it's been so nice. Very humid here.
I am excited to return to like dry land. Yeah.
Very, very like landlocked over in the Midwest. But it's been fabulous i don't know if we're gonna strike gold twice today i think that we will yesterday was great episode i got i got lots of good feedback okay good and so i'm almost like i should have like faked sick this morning and been like so crazy i have to go home it's so funny i feel like most people who do one episode they're like rats i wish i said this or i talked about that so like if you have any lingering thoughts you have the opportunity to share them today yeah I don't think I like need like any like follow-ups I think I got so many messages being like no like don't worry like there's so many mamas that are also brides and I'm like no that's great like I didn't think that I was like the only one but I'm happy that there's a mama bride.
So I found my people through yesterday's episode. You're welcome.
You're welcome. But I think we're going to do a good job today.
I feel rested. We have a lot to talk about today.
There are a lot of stories that require our attention. For sure.
I also am all the way caught up on Love Island. I watched last night and I have a lot of thoughts.
So I'm going to try and sneak in a little recap at the end of the stories. Okay the end I'm not gonna do it in the beginning because I know not everyone's caught up not everyone even watches and neither do you so like end of the stories tv recap little love island little update and that will be really fun but the breaking is two things that are breaking this morning that we'll get into Meghan Markle's podcast yes it's gonna be really hard for me to sit on my hands until the past five, but I'm going to do my best.
I know. We're going to try.
We have to do a little bit of banter, even though we've spent like every waking moment together. Bantering.
We literally commuted together here and we went to Starbucks. Like, and we, so we've literally been in the car talking for 30 minutes, but I do think all the things that we said in the car, we would not say on the show.
Y'all. You don't think? I don't think so.
You don't want to continue conversating about my ovulation on the toast? Your ovulation, your IUD, your business. You don't want to pull out my IUD live on the podcast? That's crazy.
That kind of happened on Love Island. They found, like, the viewers saw an IUD on the ground.
Oh, my God, wait, I saw that. Was that actually an IUD? I don't know.
Because it looks pretty much exactly what an IUD looks like. Right.
And like one person did have sex. There's no

way. You had to get so far up

the service. No, no, no.
I'm sorry. The IUD

thing happened like one or two weeks ago. That's

what. Oh, okay.
And then like someone had sex

like last week. So maybe she doesn't know she

lost her IUD. And I don't know

why I'm saying that it's her, but I'm just saying like the odds.

Like the chills

down my spine. I can't.
The person who it was is a mama. The mama Sita? She's a mama mommy.
I feel like a lot of people get IUDs after they have a baby. Well, yeah, because I think it's like you're so like traumatized.
I was like, put it in me immediately. I was like, I don't even want to chance it.
And I don't trust myself. I would have been like, you know what? It's not that bad.
Let's have another one. Couldn't do it.
Too vain. Have to be skinny for the wedding.
Because that would be the major plot twist of the season if her IUD fell out. And then she didn't.
We saw her have sex. Yeah.
And then she's a mama again. No, no, no.
Stop. That's really.
That's crazy. That's not even what I came on here to say about Love Island.
But that's just like a conspiracy theory. That's very plausible Well, I tried to watch like obviously this doesn't have anything to do with the recap.
So I'll just say it now. But like I tried to watch because I watch things like a Gen Z-er.
Like I'll watch like the clips on TikTok. Okay.
And so since you're like so into Love Island, I was talking to your husband, Zach, last night. He was like, should we start it? And I was like, I tried last season.
And I was like, what is this show? Like it sucks. No offense.
Like I just couldn't get into it. Because like, you know, the first few episodes suck.
Yeah. No, it literally took this season until episode 10 for people to be hooked.
And that's 10 hours of your life. Minimum.
Some of them are more than an hour. So I was like, okay, on TikTok you can do like the two times speed.
Do you know this? How you can like hold down the heart? Well, I know. You can do it on reels., but on WhatsApp, I can 1.5x people's videos and voice notes.
Well, so I literally. Yeah, I use WhatsApp.
I'm very, very international. I'm so cultured.
So cultured. Well, I held down the heart to watch the Love Island where I think it was like last night's episode or like two nights ago episode.
And it seemed like so dramatic. People were like, oh, my God girl crash out i'm like yeah like i want to see this the amount of like the person going home the boy that i have chosen to couple up with i was watching it on two times speed and it took me 60 seconds to get to the like and then nothing happened i was like you guys are watching this on regular speed no you're crazy i need two times speed on my tv when i am like binge watching to catch up i fast forward through like even if it's 45 seconds of being like the boy i've chosen to couple up is someone who i really enjoy spending time with and then they finish their their monologue and then they're like and the boy i've chosen to couple up with is and it really grinds my gears that they call them boys like i've been saying this for years they like the word boy is just so like infantile and weird to me yeah and like ariana maddox being like who's the boy you want to and i'm like excuse me like it's children because it should be the guy yeah the guy the guy but back guys and girls like the

bachelor they called them men i think certainly not boy yeah certainly not boy but they also like you could tell that it was editing like on the bachelor where they would like drag it out and they say the woman on the bachelor they say the woman but like on love island what do you say the women oh oh my god okay here we let's go again let everyone fucking buckle up round round two ding ding ding today on the toast let's talk about what lauren did wrong again i never said woman you went on your podcast one of the biggest podcasts might i add thank you thank you grinds my gears that people are getting on like the cover of variety and shit and it's not you guys but whatever chip i don't even feel yeah chips chips i have a chip for chip by osmosis you know like chip by osmosis but you guys got on your large platform you're like learn elizabeth doesn't know the difference between woman and woman what the fuck i know i'm dumb no no. And I texted you after that episode.
And I know you listened to every episode. So you were going to hear it.
And I felt really bad that I said that. Especially because it wasn't even my experience hearing you say it wrong.
I just remember one time we were like clowning on people who say who confused women. It was me like three episodes in a row.
No, no, no. Let me tell you.
And this is why like I'm totally apologetic and I feel really bad because I feel like a troll. Because we like people.
There are a lot of people that do that. They do that on reality shows all the time.
People who don't know like the difference between woman and women or at least sounds the same way. They're saying it.
Real Housewives, Love Island, whatever. And we were talking about it on the toast.
And I think someone commented like your girl Lauren Elizabeth does that. And it just like got in my head that like my girl because I say it or do I type it wrong I would imagine say I feel like when you're typing it it's easier to get it right because it's obviously a singular verse plural but what people say it and it just like comes out but maybe it's my accent because I talk like Chicago you know yeah I don't know do you find that you do I don't even know if you do it.
That's what I'm saying. It's like I've never even heard you do it.
I just was like – Well, now after that episode, I literally am afraid to – I type girl. But maybe that's why on Love Island they call them the girls because they don't know if everyone would say the woman.
No. Like when I'm typing, I'm like, oh, my God.
Like I usually like don't care.'t care i'm like you're like no apostrophe like whatever and now all of a sudden i'm like no like you guys have put me in the limelight i'm like i have to be grammatically correct all the time i'm really sorry oh sorry i didn't go to college my bad you didn't because you were having such success at an early age such success at an early age, my God. And look at me still with chipping my way to the top.

What kind of college do you think you would have went to if you went to college?

I did go for two seconds.

I went to Columbia College in Chicago, not to be mistaken with Columbia University.

And then I realized, no offense to everyone, I was like, these are all freaks.

I was like, well, because it was like artsy people.

And like as much as I'm artsy on the inside like on the on the outside i'm not so much and i was like i don't really fit in here i needed something a little more like university experience and so then i switched to depaul which is also in chicago and then the the success came and i had to take my talents to los angeles you got too big for depaul i got too it. I was too big for the small, small liberal arts school at DePaul.
You went from DePaul to the Paul brothers. Whoa.
Did you ever work with the Paul brothers? Oh, yeah. We worked together.
In what capacity? I was friends with that. I was friends with Logan.
And I was in his movie, Airplane Mode, that never really shot to stardom or anything. And he was on Betch, the show we talked about yesterday.
He was on Betch all the time. The Betches didn't love working with him, though.
He was always late to set, which is a big faux pas. Did you watch Paul American? I didn't.
But I've always said Logan's always been so nice to me, probably because we were friends. Right.
So I've never really had an issue with him because he's always treated me very like, even when he asked me to be in his movie. He treated me great on set.
His mom was their fabulous guy. Okay, good.
But I watch Paul American in clips. Like that's my Gen Z trait.
I can't watch stuff in clips because a part of me is always like, well, I might watch this one day and I don't want it spoiled for myself. I watch everything in clips.
Because Margot was saying that when she was on the show last week or the other week. She was like, oh, I watch it in clipsok like that's where i like relate to the younger generation okay that's good at least it keeps you abreast and if you're not gonna watch love island like you might as well know what we're talking about i'm watching it in clips i know what you're talking about so like i'm here i know who huda is not to be confused with huda beauty no but it's also pronounced huda hudauda? Mm-hmm.
Huda. Like Huda, Huda, Shuda.

Huda, Huda, Shuda.

See?

Woman, woman.

Yeah.

Huda, Huda.

Huda.

Yeah.

I, yeah.

I'm learning so much.

It's an adjustment, but it's Huda.

And we will talk about that later.

And the other thing that I wanted to talk about, which is not a story, is that Targo

Musa was on TikTok Live last night.

Oh, I didn't watch the sound.

What was that?

Oh, my God.

So, I guess someone in the comments, like, asked him about the toast. And he was like, the toast, what is that? He's like, is that that girl that's always roasting me? And he was like, that shit is so funny.
He was like, I wish it was not about me, but it's so funny. He literally took it like a champ.
We have no choice but to stand. Like that's the way to handle like internet, like, you know, the sort of, I don't even know what it's called.
It's not like hate not like hate that we give him but just like no I can relate because you guys do to me just like shine a spotlight on him like we've made him like the butt of the joke and like yeah like embracing it is like the quickest way to diffuse it because now like we love him I know Claudia I didn't talk to her about it yet and she literally commented no I love him and that's the reaction I had to like someone who can take a fucking joke it's so refreshing no I'm like obsessed I didn't watch it sound I just saw her story saying like no I love him I'm like what's happening no he was just like that shit is so funny like they literally roast me because she roasted him she roasted him like two days ago or whatever on tiktok saying like baby names I loved but didn't use right with like Tara Tarek oh my god now I can't talk now I can't I you guys I maybe the commenter was onk. Oh my God.
Now I can't talk. Now I can't.
I, you guys, I thank you so much for having me. Maybe the commenter was onto something.
Oh my God. I have to go home.
No, it's okay. I can't talk either.
I don't know why I'm acting like I pronounced everything right. I was reading your children book last night and I would like actually feel like I was stroking out.
I thought that sometimes I feel like that too when I'm reading a book. I'm like, do I know how to read? Well, I was also like, I don't, I don't know like how, I know your kids are very intelligent, but I was pulling a fast one on them last night because they kept like handing me books and I would read the first sentence of every page.
I was like, you think I'm reading you the fucking entire Nutcracker right now? I was like, Harry, sit down. The Nutcracker went to bed.
The Nutcracker woke up. You loved it.
Cliff's notes. I literally spark noted my way through that shit last night.
That's so funny. I only do that.
Toddler hack. For a couple of their books are really insufferable.
Like there's like. The Nutcracker was insufferable last night.
I enjoy The Nutcracker especially because there's a part of me. We've read it so many times and there are so many different versions of it because it's like you know an old Russian story that then was set to music.
It's like been passed down through generations that the story has changed so much and like a part of me like can't wrap my head around like what is this fucking story about. Like every time I read the book I'm like I want to finally understand the moral of the story has changed so much.
And like a part of me like can't wrap my head around like what is this fucking story about? So like every time I read the book, I'm like I want to finally understand the moral of the story because she wakes up and the Nutcracker is a doll again. So does it mean that the whole thing was a dream when she was like- That's what I gathered.
I don't know. Was that she was dreaming because the mom kept gaslighting her.
Every time she woke up, she'd be like, oh, you have a crazy imagination. She's like, no mom, you don't understand't understand but like was it just a dream because that's my pet peeve hearing about people's dreams nutcracker and that's what the nutcracker that is the nutcracker but i think you're thinking of the other nutcracker book the one that's like the big one it doesn't have a lot of pictures is it have like that's why i was like barely though abstract and like harry wanted me to it's from fio schwartz yeah yeah so i was spark known in that shit no that i don't really know like if it was a dream or not that one's a dense read yeah i didn't have time for that there are a couple of their books that like so like they have this like thomas the train book that's like you know the golden books yeah love golden books there's a couple like versions of golden books that are so fucking bad like thomas the train claudia hates the sand one.
I think we threw that one away so that like nobody has to read it anymore. And when I'm reading those, I'm like, I try and skip a sentence here and there.
But I'm like, what if it's germane to the story? No, I could like once I realized what was happening with the Nutcracker last night, I was like, and we're we're breezing through now. We're breezing through.
Do what you got to do. But, you know, I think he still loved it and got the gist of it.
I didn't hear any complaints. It was very quiet during Lauren Elizabeth's story hour.
I know. I mean, I did have a pretty captive audience last night.
You really did. I did.
I'm gonna miss them. So they had no issue with your pronunciations.
No, I mean, Tarek. Tarek? Tarek.
Tarek. But it's really funny coming from me, considering I get everyone's name wrong.
Well, yeah. And you guys also like pronounce things weird because you have accents.
have accents and then we pronounce things wrong one time but we prefer it that way elk and then we're just like seriously not speaking English yeah so I mean I pretty much fit in here but I think I am on Tarek's like level of like roasting and trolling so I think I go into his bucket a little bit too in terms of what you guys make fun of me all the time do we I feel like I'm always like gassing you up like lauren she's so cool she's so aesthetic she's got that eye i actually i got a delivery of peaches yesterday um shout out to the peach truck and i took a picture of them for to post on my instagram and it actually turned out to be a party picture but i was actually thinking i was like while you're in my house like sometimes i get like i want to take like product pictures of whatever and like it just looks like shit and i'm like i should ask you for a tutorial of like how to take a picture. We could do a tutorial after this.
I feel like it's pretty good. And I know the different.
Can you show me how you would take a picture of like those three items right there? Your coffee. Oh, these three ugly items.
Your coffee, your sunglasses, and your little pouch. Like, how would you make that? Can you see? Yeah, let's get the camera on her.
Okay, bring the exposure down. I do do that.
And then Zach's like, why are your photos so dark? I'm like, Zach, it's what the cool kids are doing. I would do something like that.
But it's obviously like not an aesthetic situation. It's not great.
Oh, no, but it's not bad. But it's like better than like this.
It's better. Sorry to the podcast listeners.
It's better than that. You know what I mean? Yeah.
So I'll put it on Instagram stories so you guys can all experience it. No, so I feel like I'm always gassing up up like you have the eye you have the aesthetic you're the cool girl like thank you that was me like secretly fishing for compliments but sometimes you just need it was successful because you made me feel bad and like it bad enough that i do that a lot like my friends actually get mad at me so i'll even like do it like to their mom i'll be like to their mom yeah like my friend jacqueline was like making fun of my outfit and so i like pretended to go pout upstairs at her parents' house.
And her mom's like. Carolyn's like.
Oh my God. Like Lauren are you okay? I'm like Jacqueline is being so mean to me.
She said I look like a painter. Like they're all just being so mean to me downstairs.
And then she got in trouble the next. We're all 30.
I just want to say. She got in trouble the next day.
Like I don't like someone that makes fun of your outfit. Like I just feel like that's so loser-y.
Sorry Jacqueline. She like, you look like a painter.
You were probably wearing like a rock coverall. All white.
No, I was just wearing a white shirt and white linen pants and I took my sweater off and she was like, you look like a painter. But like those things like stick with me.
I wore a white on white again. That's nasty.
I just want to say like, that's fucking nasty. Jacqueline, you're nasty.
And it's not like she did it like for a podcast, like, you know you know, for a bit, like, woman and women. Like, we're here.
Like, it's for. We're relaxing in the basement.
Like, she's just roasting you for nothing. But I'm, like, always the butt of a joke.
Like, I don't know if you ever experienced. Like, ever since, like, high school.
Like, I feel like it's always. Like, maybe it's because I can take it.
You know what I mean? Can you? It feels like you can. I can't.
That's the thing. No, but you can in the sense that you.
And it's like also having all brothers.

It's like it's always like, Lauren, Lauren.

And then it's like I secretly like go cry.

You can take it in the sense that you don't hold a grudge, you know.

Yeah, I let it go.

You're not like a hateful person.

No, but like I will make you.

But you do get hurt.

Yes.

So it's not so good.

It's not so good.

It's not her favorite one.

It's not my favorite.

It's not my favorite one. Similar to the Nutcracker.
But do you roast anyone? Like, do you dish it out? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Well, then. Like, it's just like...
Wait, what had you said to Jacqueline prior that day? I do make fun of Jacqueline a lot. So it makes sense.
That's like my love language, though. It's like, if I'm not making fun of you, like, what are we doing? I feel too waste feel too weak.
On one hand, we make fun of everyone and everything.

Margo literally can't say the word parse wrong 20 years ago without us holding on to it.

But on the other hand, I'm not a taunter.

No, but it's just funny stuff.

I don't know.

I can't think of an example.

Something's just like I find that they're mean to calling you a painter.

I find that's mean.

No, I find it to be mean.

And also, I'm sorry, but do people not follow me on Instagram for my outfits? Maybe I'm on to. Like I find that.
No, I find it to be. And also like, I'm sorry, but like, do people not follow me on Instagram for my outfits?

Like maybe I'm onto something.

Okay.

Right.

Like maybe painting is in.

I don't know.

It's like if you clap back at Jacqueline so hard, she would just be like, girl, I was

kidding.

Like sit.

Like you can't win.

You can't win.

I can never win.

Because either you have to just like take it and be a loser.

And if you try and fight back, it's like, wait, why did you take that so personally? Yeah, exactly. It's bad.
But whatever. So stop talking to her.
I was on her bachelorette this weekend. Okay.
Yeah, she sucks. No, I'm kidding.
We're sisters. Is she a Jacqueline or a Jacqueline? Jacqueline.
No, I'm kidding. I love you.
I'm seriously kidding. Okay.
Well, let's get into the Fast Five stories because we have a lot to talk about and we need XLE's thoughts I'll never stop calling you I was gonna say people that are like new here probably like have no idea why you call me XLE like back in the day you had a brand called XLE yeah and that's pretty much the long and short of it that's it and I still have a lot you know a lot of items in my closet for our XLE so does everyone that has had them still has them yeah they like make a good i make a good product they were built to last chip i make a good product no i believe you everyone's talking about your marble pill tray yeah we went viral on the tiktok marble marble pill case shipping out third party tested safe to store your stuff but if you want to have pargy pill case if you're mentally ill like me go to laureizabethshop.com. She's always serving the mentally ill.
Oh, I'm sorry. God forbid a girl has autoimmune disease and mental illness.
No, I love that you're like taking like your pills. Take it in stride.
Your crazy pills. And they're your power.
Taking my power back and I made it cute. Okay.
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Today's stories. First up, Megan Markle shares that her podcast is on hiatus.
Confessions of a Female Founder will be going on hiatus, allowing Megan to focus on other projects such as her series With Love, Megan, and her brand as ever. So she went on Emma Greed's podcast, who's like the businesswoman to the stars, and she just launched a podcast called Aspire.
So she told Emma, what an amazing opportunity to pull back the curtain and let people see what's happening at the start. To have the opportunity to talk to so many female founders who've been on that full trajectory that are on the other side of success.
To be able to be really candid and vulnerable personally about my learns and stumbles along the way. And to then take everyone's advice and mine included and to say, I love that there's so much excitement and desire for another season, but I need to focus on my business.
There is so much excitement and desire for another season. And typically when that happens with the podcast, then it's time to leave the podcast after one season, after three years of it.
Or no, I'm sorry. You're telling me she did a season? She did a season.
Remember? Oh, I wish I had my notebook, but I think the premiere date was like April 8th at Lemonada. And we were kind of...
I feel like I haven't even heard anything about like the episodes. Well, there's so much excitement.
Yeah. That probably the excitement was sort of deafening.
And you didn't hear anything. That's really crazy.
Like, it's crazy that she would throw in the towel so quickly when there's been so much hype and like so much money spent on her. Of course, there waspes which was a flop and then Lemonada picked it up and they teased it for a year and then they finally put out episodes they started in the beginning of April so it's been two months and now she's not doing it anymore and I don't care if zero people are listening you keep doing it because at this point this is embarrassing no like this is now officially a pattern.
Like there is just too much proof now. Like you've had too many chances.
Every single thing that they have done, it's either switched. They've gone like backtracked on.
Like this is crazy. No, and like you can't help that people don't want to listen to your podcast or that it's like not very good.
Then stop making podcasts. But no, but if you start and you're at this level and there's been this much hype and intrigue and you have so much to prove to people you should keep podcasting and just like act like all fake it till you make it because this is just like and the fact that you can't even be honest I mean she would never say like it's a flop I'm not doing it like or like you know wasn't what I thought it was going to be instead she's like there's so much excitement I'm so sorry but I have to focus on with love and as ever when literally she launched this podcast she also launched with love and as ever and it's like why do all three things you never you never needed to do it to begin with that was the problem so it's like you're gonna do it you're gonna talk about it you're gonna hype You're going to hype it up.
Like stick with it. No, it's actually insane.
Like there is no way that someone is advising her. No.
Like I don't know who her team is. I don't think she has a legit team.
There's no way because someone would be like, hey, like you actually have to keep doing this. And there's no way that people aren't like also like putting out cash for her to keep going.
Like I'm sure Lemonada is no here like here's another million dollars like do another season podcast deal why not just be honest because like she can't she has too much like i understand why she can't and she can't and she can't but like this level of like untruthfulness she'd be better off just continuing podcasting, even if she hates it, just at least for another year. Like two months is a joke.
Two months of a podcast that we've been waiting a year for is a joke. Two months isn't a season.
That's why I was like, wait, what are you talking about? Like first season? Like I feel like there's barely been any hype, anything. Oh, the classic.
Oh, everyone's so excited. They love it so much.
I'm so much but i can't keep doing it like what and like to focus on what her jam uh that she can that she can barely like have a name for her and her netflix show which like is enough for i loved the netflix show as a working woman like having a netflix show and a product line like that is like a good life yeah you didn't also need to do a podcast especially when you're not the elk of a podcaster she doesn't like podcasting no and like podcasting requires you to really like to talk a lot to share a lot and like to go beneath the surface yeah in some way and that's what was not what was happening here it's just like she just like can't make anything stick it's like driving me crazy at this point everything's just like so like this is the name no now this is the name actually my podcast is archetype actually now it's a female founder this and it's on lemonada and like i just i can't keep up and the thing about it being about other people like interview style it's like okay if we're listening to other people get interviewed like you're not the one to do it you're not an interview we're hearing we want to hear about this. This is the problem with podcasts though.
It's like everyone like wants a podcast and all of a sudden you realize how hard it is to do a podcast by yourself. So then you're like, well then I have to have people on.
But if I'm going to have people on, then I have to interview them. And then all of a sudden you're the host and an interviewer that has no experience in hosting and interviewing.
And it's not about you, but you still, it's your podcast and you want to make it about you. So you talk about yourself and then people are like, she's talking like over the inner.
We want to hear the guest. And it's like, wait, this is my show.
No, like it's literally like people, here's an idea. Everyone quit your podcast.
Take it from me, a quitter. Like you don't need, I promise you, you don't need a podcast.
How long did you do your podcast for? I mean, I did it for years. I know Meghan Markle.
No, you're not the same. I had the sparkle, but I'm no Meghan Markle.
Yeah. I was, I don't know, like at least a few years.
I mean. Three, three.
Probably four. Three, four years.
Yeah. But I quit.
I went out. You know what was the craziest part about quitting my podcast? The video blew up.
Everyone was like, hell yeah, girl. I'm like, that's actually like not the way you're supposed to react.
You're supposed to say, no, don't do it. Well, your take on it was like refreshing, girl i'm like that's actually like not the way you're supposed to react you're supposed to say no don't do it well your take on it was like refreshing which is that like you can't do everything yeah like don't force yourself to do everything it's she should have watched my video but two months like after two months like that's something you should have known two months ago i know like that's why it's you guys are not the same but at her level of celebrity like you're telling me you don't have someone that like knows how to run business like at a high level.
Like every single move she makes makes no sense. It's so janky.
Here's what I think. I'm sure she has access to like the best teams and firms and marketing agencies that would literally take over her Instagram and she doesn't even need to ever be logged in.
I think that she wants to do it herself. she thinks she knows better than everyone like what she's putting out on Instagram is very clearly put out by her and not curated whatsoever and like she needs that Lauren Elizabeth eye because it's like as I said like it's giving Britney Spears garden edition yeah it's like if Martha Stewart and Britney Spears had a baby that is Meghan Markle's Instagram and I say that with like no love.
With no love. Not with love, Meghan.
Without love. With no love, Meghan.
Without love, I say that. And like the thing is, it should be Parchi.
She has such good style. She has a whole fucking garden and a beautiful house.
A beautiful woman. Like you don't have, like it's not that hard.
I actually watched it. Just hire like a social media girly swirly.
Yeah, like a swirly specifically. Like you don't even need a firm like.
No, like it doesn't need to be so high level. Yeah.
You need like a social media intern. Like literally a girl that just like lives in Montecito or something that is a swirly that just like knows how to do content.
Like take a picture like you just did. Yeah, I'd go for that.
Yeah. You know who she needs? She needs like Paige Lorenz to like run her social media.
No. If like she could afford Paige Lorenz.

Yeah, she can't afford her anymore.

But like she would be the biggest thing in the world.

For real.

Because Paige Lorenz is like literally the most perfect person on the planet.

Obsessed.

But then she could take a picture of a piece of beauty.

Yeah.

And like.

She convinced me to buy it.

And it's parjilish.

Yeah.

No, like I'm obsessed with her.

Obsessed.

But that's who she needs.

She needs to like be like, hey, Paige, i know you have everything going for you but will you also run my social media yeah boom like bring it back no that's literally all it takes like it's not hard it's no but it takes like a certain person with a certain skill set i mean this also kind of proves too that people are always like influencing isn't a real job podcasting isn't a real job. Podcasting isn't a real job.
You guys, Meghan Markle can't even get it done. No, and she could have paid anyone to do anything.
So like, put respect on Paige Lorenz's name because Meghan Markle can't even get it done. Yeah.
Think about that next time. This is such an L.
You try being an influencer for a day. You wouldn't make it.
You wouldn't make it. I just got done working.
It's 5 p.m. No, I love her.
I actually just saw a clip of her. Michaela, she was on some like business panel or whatever.
Oh, yeah. Like being a genius.
Yeah. Did you see that clip? She's talking about how influencer brands are much more heavily scrutinized.
Yes, yes, yes. Than other founder brands.
William Shakespeare, like she's fucking brilliant. No, I was like, yes, yes, yes.
But then obviously I had to be a troll. Go to the comments.
See what everyone's bitching about today. Of course, everyone's bitching in the comments.
Oh, I saw it on Reels. I didn't think to look at the comments.
I just sent it to Claudia. I always go to the comments.
Oh, I always go to the comments too. I guess if I have a negative thought, I go to the comments to see if everyone else has the same negative thought.
But I positive thought so I'm like I'm free from you guys my favorite um thing to actually do is like e-news slash people like every single time they post my favorite just form of I don't know self-care is running to the comments because it'll be something like a reality star or whatever and then every comment who who why are you posting this why do I like dude if you don't care about pop culture why are you following e-news every single time so and so and so and so had a baby how i follow page six and i that's everything if i want to see like what people are actually saying about a story that i care about everything is too and it's like first of all agreed why are you following a pop culture page but secondly even people who like love like love pop culture, I'll see people that I don't know.

I don't watch every show.

I'm not a fan of every single person.

Like I don't need to ask who.

I just expect that it's someone I don't know.

Why are you posting this?

Who?

It's like,

get a lie.

That word needs to be blocked.

No,

literally.

Yeah.

But they probably love the comments,

the engagement.

Yeah.

But it's like,

it's so pedestrian.

It's the best.

Like it's not a flex that you don't know who that is.

Yeah.

While you follow a pop culture.

Thank you. It's so pedestrian.
It's the best. Like it's not a flex that you don't know who that is.
Yeah. While you follow a pop culture account.
Yeah, exactly. Oh, like you're so great.
You don't know who Meghan Markle is. Like what? No.
But I'm happy for her. I hope that she like really is focusing on With Love, Meghan.
I would love another season of With Love, Meghan. Is that the Netflix show? Yeah, so from what I understand, when they shot the first season, they shot 20 episodes.
They released 10 episodes. That's what we saw.
So I think there are 10 that are ready to go and they're coming back. I'm ready for them.
It's a great comfort show. I never finished it, but I enjoyed my time with it.
And I tried to make a couple things that she made. I just need recipes in a digestible way.
She doesn't have the recipes. She needs a blog.
That's that's where the money comes in handy. Hire someone to like take everything you did and put it in a website like a goop style format.
It's not that hard. You're literally one of the most famous people on the planet.
It's so simple. You can hire like seriously.
And at this you need someone who's like young. Like you need an intern or an entry level position because like the youths know what to do here.
And like we're shouting it from the rooftops. Like it has to come across her desk at some point.
Like just give us recipes. Give us a blog.
Give us a follow up. Yeah.
This is what she said also. She said people seem to forget that very rarely do people see everything that's happening behind the scenes.
I could show a small glimpse of that. But equally, yes, I wrapped season one of my Netflix series.
Still had to promote it. Still had to be in the in the edits for season two we were in pre-production of one season while we were doing post-production of the other it's constant i just wrapped edits on season two of with love megan last week so it's still ongoing while also doing a podcast while also building my business these are things you should have thought about two months ago like what like i literally i feel like i feel crazy because like i feel like i've tried to tell her this so many times and now she's telling me and i'm like girl like we know but because you ignored it and like because you push through you should have kept pushing exactly how i feel you should have just never done the podcast and like let me never think that i was right and that make me think that i was wrong it's kind of like the best even if i was right even if i was right like make me think i was wrong do the podcast for 50 years she sounds like me like on my instagram story like guys you don't know what goes in to like running a business like day in the life i'm in pre-production i'm in post-production i'm doing this like i can't do it all it's like okay dude like figure it out figure it out with netflix it's not like you're like seriously sitting there on i movie editing the show literally it's insane it's.
It's insane. It's actually insane.
So even though I've been, I'm like, you can never predict what I'm going to say about Meghan Markle really. Cause I don't think anybody like saw it coming.
Today you went hard. I don't think anyone saw it coming that I was going to be like the one defending with love Meghan, like the hardest.
Right. Today I went hard cause yeah, I've been saying this.
And so now I feel like I've improved right. And I didn't want to be proved right.
Like I actually just wanted her to like to like just keep up the facade and especially if she was going to take it down to like not make us feel so stupid like there's so much excitement so i'm mad there's so much excitement for season two i take podcasting really seriously as you should like you take sketch comedy really seriously i take podcast 100 you really seriously. You guys, two months for one season.

Two months.

She has no time for another two months.

I'm sorry.

It's unacceptable.

It's insane.

Unacceptable.

Done.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Which is some really sad, shocking news.

Oh, yes.

Ann Burrell went into cardiac arrest before her tragic death. So Ann Burrell, it was announced, passed away yesterday.

The Food Network star went into cardiac arrest and was dead on arrival. A rep for the New York City Fire Department told page six on Wednesday.
Her rep has yet to respond for a comment, but she was found unresponsive in her and unconscious in her Brooklyn, New York home on Tuesday morning. A police department spokesperson told page six her cause of death has not been revealed and an investigation is ongoing.
I think the night before she was like at a comedy show like this was just very sudden and very shocking again she's 55 years old so i think um people are really shook by this especially like her longtime fans which do include like a lot of my sisters because they like grew up on food network well yes i feel like she's like such a familiar face like it's like she's just like always on the tv like no matter where you are she's on the tv and when i saw this i was like wait what like yeah she's so young yeah hate like absolutely hate so sad so sad i don't even feel like it's real no i know so so so sad i just i hate when people just die out of nowhere sudden young age before their time gives me the biggest pit like such a star i'm just it makes me feel icky inside i know i've actually not watched her show because i only got into the food network like two years ago because claudia and olivia used to like watching which one was her show i don't even i don't know but i know that claudia and olivia used to watch it growing up um and maybe now i'll watch it like just you know in tribute but also to understand like what a legacy she left she really did i feel like she was always on my tv because i do love a cooking show there she is did you watch cooking shows growing up i only watched um like giada i feel like maybe a little rachel ray i've been seeing giada on the gram a lot i feel like you got to get into giada yeah no she's been doing pardy content she's like obviously she's a gorgeous young daughter that she does i talk with a lot too she's beefed up her social media strategy Because she has a swirly in her life And it's reached me And I enjoy And she's had some like viral videos She's just like always cooking And she has a product line of like pastas and stuff So she's got I got sent her pasta I haven't tried it yet It's literally what Megan is doing Like it all is interconnected Like here's my pasta recipe Buy my pasta Watch my video Here's pargygy deliciousness and like it's because she has a daughter telling her what to do probably like influencing her telling her what to do like mom this is what the people want this is what the people see how it all comes back to needing a swirly in your life yeah but something about Giada it's like she's the type of person where I like look at her and I'm like oh I want to be you when I grow up I don't know what it is I think she's just like so like naturally like beautiful and like motherly and I'm like that's what I'm gonna be like as a mom yeah I am a mom and I'm not like that but we still got time till Olive realizes what's going on no and I think also when we're in like the stage of motherhood that we're in it's like there's not that much time for like you know whipping up like a salad dressing or a pesto pasta from scratch but like like, I think when your kids get older and like they're in school, like you then get to like look at stuff like that and like take on hobbies. And I think it changes.
So I feel like where we're at now, like it's okay that we're not Giada. I know, but I'm like still constantly.
I'm like thinking like, oh my God, am I like fucking on my daughter? But then I'm like, she has didn't make her pesto pasta. Like, yeah.
Like, what is she going to think about me when she's older? Like, is she going to hate me? Like, what if I mess? Like, I'm like so has because then you're gonna make her pesto pasta like yeah or like what is she gonna think about me when she's older like is she gonna hate me like what if I mess like I'm like so crazy yeah I guess that's just like always is she gonna be like she's the heart of our home she's gonna be like she looks like a painter she's gonna be like my dumb stupid whore mom no like is she gonna think I'm funny is she gonna think I'm so annoying like I'm like obsessed with what my daughter thinks about me she's not even two okay but I'm like I want her to like idolize me and I like it it's I put a lot on you know on my mental I'm like I have to be a perfect mom I feel like you're once again underestimating yourself and fishing for confidence and playing no no no no no no no no we're doing a bit but i feel like like you have to zoom out on lauren elizabeth like the pargiest lady in the land like jackie and you're famous like she's gonna think that's cool she's gonna think that's cool like you've worked with logan paul she's gonna think that's she's gonna be like oh my god you worked with logan paul no she's gonna be like you're friends with jackie osher yeah like she's you on the toast. But I just feel like it's like a normal mom thing to think of.
Like, what are my kids gonna think when they're older? Because sometimes it's like, oh my God, mom, you're so lame. You're so annoying.
Yeah, I also think with mothers and daughters, it's even more so, you know, because it's just a different relationship. It really is different.
I feel like even just being with my friends that have boys, I'm like, even the stuff that you have in your home, like everything is just like so crazy. No, like everything's like Hot Wheels.
Like what? Like you have all different Tonys than I've ever seen before. Like, what are these? They're like, doody.
There is a poop Tony. It's supposed to help with potty training, though we didn't use it for potty training um it's cute like no i mean i loved

getting the reaction from the crowd yeah it's great i love it but i just think that like you

know when you watch food network and stuff it just i don't know it reminds me of being a kid

no and like you want to create that environment yeah for your kids of like home and hearth like

yes she's the center of our joanna gains i never watched them though joanna oh i like joanna she

has a show on her network on discovery plus like magnolia i didn't watch her building show yeah but

Thank you. like Joanna Gaines.
I never watched them though. Joanna.
Oh, I like Joanna. She has a show on her network on Discovery Plus.
Like Magnolia. I didn't watch her building show.
Yeah. But she has a cooking show.
It's actually very similar to With Love Megan. I think it's the blueprint for With Love Megan.
Got it, got it, got it. It's amazing.
No, yeah, I need to watch that. But I just feel like we need to take the pressure off ourselves because like we won't have like a food network environment in our homes until our kids like aren't in high school, you know, until we have the time for that.
I mean, I do make a dressing every now and again. Me too.
Me too. I mean, I make the time.
I make the time. But you know what's gross? Like dressing that you make and then you put it in the fridge.
Like I don't want to ever. You don't like that? I don't want to use it again.
It like separates. It looks yucky.
You shake it up. It like really.
Did you not order the frother last night? I did order the frother. Put the frother in it.
I use a frother when I'm making

electrolytes and they all

break and die. And Lauren Elizabeth

is the queen of frother life.

You must have a lot of these, don't you?

What do you do about these? Literally

one was charging all day, was green. I went

to use it, didn't work. She was like, yeah, they all are

shit. You should throw them away and get battery operated

ones. It's supposed to be here today, my new frother.

I'm excited about it. I think it's going to

change your life. How many frothers do you have in your life you by the way you said your people have a lot of these don't your people like the people of la like the wellness the wellness and you drink matcha yeah i'm a matcha girly i have tons of frothers but like you said like they die and then they don't come back to life yeah i just toss them I'm tossing them now you have to toss broken shit no I you can't keep and I'm gonna get one super frother super it's never gonna let me down you never know you can only be so sure yeah I'll link it if it works out because you got to have a frother these you really do you put the frother in the dressing you know well then I'll need a dressing frother because the idea of using that in my like electrolytes is really no actually disgusting but you can have a savory frother in a sweet or like whatever frother i agree that's what you need it for put the frother in the dressing i love that look at you food network oh my god are you ready for our next story we are it's a little legal news really shocking because tyler perry has been accused of sexual assault in a 260 million dollar lawsuit filed by the oval actor that's a show of tyler perry's the actor's name is derrick dixon which is like really so crazy i feel like suits like this happen sometimes but we never like it's always a john doe or someone anonymous So like the fact that it's someone's name and that they're working with him like currently.

Yeah.

Or at least like I think so.

So he has been accused of sexual assault in years of sexual harassment by actor Derek Dixon, who's suing the Madea creator for $260 million.

Dixon, who's an actor on his show The Ovals, that is present, alleges that the movie producer first made sexual advances towards him after inviting him to his home in Atlanta in January 2020, according to court documents obtained by Page Six. Not to, like, get off track, but that is, like, the same time of Megxit when, like, Tyler Perry was sending his plane.
No, I was literally about to say this all comes back to Meghan Markle. Yeah, not that she has anything to do with it, but, like...
No, but, like, their besties. This alleged incident, like, it was a busy month for Tyler.
Yeah, he had a lot going on. He did.
That's just weird. Because like, it's just the same month and year.
Like, so that was just, no, it's crazy. Noteworthy.
Noteworthy. In the lawsuit, Dixon says that he drank too much and slept in one of Perry's guest rooms.
He alleges Perry got into bed with him and touched his thighs, but he rejected Perry's advances in the lawsuit. There are a lot of different like instances and text messages and parts of his complaint that you can get into.
But this is really, really shocking. I feel like Tyler Perry is like, um, just so beloved and respected.
And like, this feels very incongruous with what we know about him. So we'll wait to see what happens.
But very surprising.

It's surprising too because he's like such like

a big like force.

Like I feel like he's like an empire.

Yeah, he is.

You know what I mean?

Like he's like not one of like

the typical like,

oh, like actor, producer.

Like he's like legit.

He's an industry.

One of his movies is

currently like number two

on Netflix right now.

Yeah.

That I saw.

No, he's a whole industry.

But obviously we don't know

if this is true or not.

But putting like the horrific, potentially true sexual assault allegations aside how do you like how does one like go about being like yeah like it's 260 million dollars oh how do you come up with that yeah I don't know I would I feel like usually it's like if you don't get the job it's like loss of income and then also like um emotional damage that like could have resulted in like therapy and then like loss of other jobs that just like totally derails your life. But I don't know how you get to two hundred and sixty million dollars.
That's a lot of money. Yeah.
Like even with like the Justin Baldoni thing, like not to bring him up extraneously when we didn't. Oh, you didn't even ask me my opinion.
I didn't. And I'm going to have to get your opinion.
But but like his suit was like four hundred million dollars. And I feel like when I think about it, it's like, OK, the worth of like the second movie that he lost oh and like his name being tarnished his name is not worth 400 million dollars to me but the second movie is a couple hundred mil because i feel like it's also like has to do with like how much maybe the person you're suing is capable of giving you no yeah well because like you can't sue me for 260 million dollars where are you getting if you win where are you getting 260 million dollars from i't know.
Do you just like pay them for the rest of your life? I'm never going to have $260 million. I don't know.
That's a really good question. I could give you like maybe like a grand a month till I die.
But like that's about it. Yeah.
Like go back to yesterday's episode. I'm broke.
Right. She is planning a wedding.
Yeah. Like I don't have time for that.
What do you think? Okay, honestly, like the problem is

is like I'm like a toaster.

Right.

So it's...

You've been influenced?

Yeah, I mean, obviously,

I'm like usually like

whenever you guys say something,

I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

The thing is on this though,

Claudia and I are kind of split.

Like we're not identical opinions.

So who do you like stand more with?

Well, I actually like saw the movie.

So I never like knew anything

about Justin Baldoni before.

Like what was he?

Like Jane the Virgin or whatever?

Yeah, I was going to say,

I didn't watch Jane the Virgin. In, what was it calledens With Us um hot.
Oh. Like he like he's not my usual type he was like I was like oh okay daddy like a fresh perspective.
A fresh perspective. No one said that yet.
No like like lest we not forget like in like a Getty image not hot. Okay.
In a movie. In a moving moving picture hot and like her like she's just always like Serena Vanderwoods and so I was like oh I'm seeing Serena Vanderwoods and like all grown up I loved the movie also like as a mama like when she's like having the baby and stuff bawling crying in the movie theater I was like the book of course I read the book okay and like I don't like he got you the movie got me really did.
And I read the book so long ago. So I was like, I would have loved a sequel.
Also that other guy in the movie, what's his name? Brandon Sclinard. Hot.
Great movie. How was she though? Blake Lively.
Hot. Like she, and I thought she actually did a really good job.
Even with the clothes and the mishigas. I'm not like someone that like, I don't watch Oscar nominated movies.
Like my bar is pretty is pretty low yeah like i'm not like a film buff or whatever it's called however when it comes to the lawsuit did you see this um now i'm getting sidetracked did you see she has my answer nobody wants to give me a straight answer no no i'll give you a straight answer but this is a mama related um thing did you see how like people are the stroller the stroller yeah the stroller i did see that do you ever push your stroller with one hand well some people a lot of people push a stroller with one hand if they're wearing a device on the other hand that tracks their steps because if you're like if you're wearing an aura ring so specific no like that's like established a lot of celebrities do that but also i've noticed it like if you take your kid for a walk in your aura ring and you're looking to get steps but if you keep your hand on the stroller the whole time they don't count oh so i don't know like i'm not to give her an excuse but then also people were like this is an infant stroller and she has like an almost two-year-old if i turned my stroller around i don't think you would see olive's legs hanging out but also that's not the infant that's the upper baby and that's not the infant that's not the bassinet that's the toddler part like you put it up at six months but like charlie still sits in that one harry would sit in that one like you would see their legs so that's the only thing to me that's like a little um you i don't think you would see my daughter's like from that angle too like maybe you'd get like a little glimpse but like there's a world in which like you wouldn't see her legs i just think people are like reaching but also like you could be pushing an empty stroller if you just dropped your kid off at school or at a play date true um yeah like i don't know people are like really like going after it i when it comes down to it i am team no one so for that instance it's like maybe the stroller was empty but i don't see a bad intention like i don't think she was trying to pull one over or anything like or maybe she knew the paparazzi were there so maybe they were with like a friend or a nanny and she like took her out of the stroller and gave it right or him and gave it to someone to walk separately so that they wouldn't be photographed like that to me whether the stroller was empty or not like i don't think she's trying to pull one over on us i don't either i don't think and that wasn't an infant stroller seat like that's very much that was a toddler that was a toddler what stroller do you have for like your every day i weirdly have the silver cross oh olivia Olivia has that one. Yeah, I love it.
Fancy pants. It's very fancy pants.
I mean, obviously I didn't buy it. So Claudia gifted it to Olivia for like that was her gift for.
Yeah. Oh my God.
So nice. Like love it.
But I'm not like a big huge like stroller person. What? I don't know.
Oh, you'll have to see my stroller haul on Patreon whenever I get around to it. Yeah.
No, I have one stroller. Do you see my garage? Like it's full of strollers.
It's full. You got all the equipment the equipment I love strollers I'm very passionate about them and I get gifted a lot of show I'll always accept the gift of like a not enough people are wanting to give me strollers honestly so um I can really like I have a lot of stroller like I've never had an up a baby I've never had a wuppa a duppa like anything the up a baby is my favorite that's for a single tip day.
I was a Duna girl for like literally like a year and a half.

Duna's the greatest, but it serves a different purpose.

Right.

But I'm like, I'm also like now she like wants to like ride a bike and like walk around.

Right, right, right.

Now we have those blue cars.

Like you saw the blue cars that like you push.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

So we go to like the mall or something and I need them to be seated, but they don't want

to be like super confined.

We push them in cars.

I just think, you know, one stroller.

It's good enough.

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Today's turning out to be like a very kidgy episode, which, you know, I always love. Kylie's daughter, Stormy, is hilariously throwing shade at her King Kylie era.
So Kylie took to TikTok on Monday to share a video of Stormy, who's now seven, her reaction to a throwback photo of Kylie wearing a blue wig from her King Kylie days, as we all remember the iconic time.

She said, did you dye your hair in that photo? And Kylie said, no, it was a wig. Mommy used to love wearing wigs, colored wigs.
She's like so shocked. She said a blue wig with a red outfit.
Kylie was like, I know it's not good. Stormy said, it's not a good combo.
So Kylie captioned it, Stormy just discovered the King Kylie era.

As much as okay this one picture of the the red shirt and the blue hair like it's not oh wow it's not amazing but like the king kylie era is like what made kylie kylie like it's what separated her from the pack and like at the time it was the coolest thing so she can't really have any regrets well and it was also like the biggest deal because she was like supposed to not have blue hair for kim's wedding and then did she ended up having blue hair i think blue tips blue tips and i always go back to like okay like if i remember like at the time i'd be like oh my god let her do whatever she wants but like now if like one of my friends was oh, you like I want to dye my hair blue for your wedding. I don't know how I would feel.
I'm kind of team Kim. To dye your hair blue.
And unless you're Kylie Jenner, like absolutely not. Sorry.
I was team Kim. However, like the Kylie blue hair was such like an iconic moment in time.
It really was. And especially since the marriage didn't last.
Like now it doesn't matter. But for the time that they were married, like and you could be mad that you've ruined my wedding pictures.
Like, I don't know. It sort of like captured like this moment.
Yeah. And it's like a, like, I don't, I think it actually is not that disruptive, even though for anyone else in any other pictures in any other time and place in history, I'd be like, are you crazy? Because it's also, it gets blue.
It's not like, oh, like crazy haircut or like, wait, I also like thought she was dying all the time. I didn't realize she was always wearing wigs.
Was it always a wig? Not the tips. I don't think.
Yeah, not the tips. Yeah.
I think they wear a lot of wigs even when they go from like long to short. Yeah.
And she had like green hair and sometimes she has blonde hair. And I think when they do dye their hair, it's like a really big deal.
Like when Kim dyed her hair for the Met Gala and like it's a whole storyline on the show. so i think the other times it is wigs because it's like us normies are over here thinking you know oh they're just like dying their hair yeah going from long to short extensions but like in reality they've got the book because they look real yeah and i think sometimes they just like wear wigs even like just for regular life like like just it's another hairstyle and it's also really thick and i imagine like all these years of treating your hair and like doing it every day and dying it like they do like i can't imagine their natural hair is like unbelievable like a thick and like not like how is your hair like not dead well that's like ariana grande's hair that's why she had like so much like damage yeah yeah i i don't know i don't think a lot of celebrities wear wigs even though they're not doing anything they're not having blue hair they're just like having yeah full hair but I like I love this like age where it's like it's just like a little adult like Stormy's just having like a full conversation with like opinions with her mom I'm like oh my god yeah but Stormy like needs to recognize like the blue hair built that house the blue hair built that house the blue hair like is a legacy like is almost as integral to the success of kylie as the lips because what came first the hair of the lips i think the hair i think she was younger i think the lips she started changing her lips like when she still had black hair right then like the lip kits came out with no blue hair right but like the blue hair just just really cemented her as an icon, even though blue hair isn't iconic.

Right.

But for her, it just changed a generation. It changed the game.

Yeah.

Because she just became her own person almost.

Yeah.

She was different.

Yeah.

She was owned from her sisters, but then also just she carried it off so well.

Yeah.

I wouldn't say that about all of her different ways.

She used to wear lime green wig.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not my favorite or when she would go blonde like not but like the blue hair yeah she crushed it it was iconic at the time can you still get a Kylie lip kit yeah we still sell them yeah I still use them I didn't know that yeah they're at Ulta and Kyliecosmetics.com but I feel like she prioritizes like her other products so like all of my favorite lip kit colors over the years a lot of them like, like she doesn't even make anymore. She doesn't make that many colors.
Like she used to make so many colors. And now it's just like a bunch of random ones.
I mean, it's hard to keep up with all of the different Kardashian endeavors. You know, like, can you still get Kim Kardashian's makeup line or does that not exist? So that was rolled into KKW Beauty is now going to be.
Isn't it called something else now? I think it's a part of it's f fusing with skin and I don't know what the name is. See, it's confusing.
It's hard to keep track. Well, that one's really confusing.
Like, it's always been confusing. Because that one...
Yeah, because then it has nothing to do with Skims, but then there's like a little side quest. Then you have Good American, but now we also have Cloud.
And we also have Skims and Good American, which like both... There's a need for both, but like technically similar.
have lemmy lemmy's good i actually i take their like sleepy ones and i started taking their deep bullet ones i'm not sure if they do anything though but they're good look you don't look bloated oh thank you so much cloud popcorn not my favorite but i like and that's it's gonna be cloud food so like she's gonna put out more i'll take like clean food with protein. Great.
Sign me up. Yeah.
No, I'm down. I'm surprised they haven't gotten more into the kid space though.
Now that especially since like they've had so many babies. Stormy's seven.
Like there's an. I feel like they've tried a little.
I remember they like. Like swimsuits.
Like. Oh, Kylie has Kai.
Her clothing line, which I think is really successful, even though it's kind of under the radar. Like.
It's not.

Yeah, it's very low key.

It's not like as big as Skims or anything.

Right. But like, I think people really like it.

Margot Washer is always wearing stuff.

Really?

And like, if I were looking like Margot Washer, like I would shop there too.

Huh.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I feel like it's like very like drop model, like just a few pieces.

I mean, it is cool.

Stuff.

You should shop there.

Like her style, Kylie like looks amazing.

And then they're like, they're kind of like ready to wear versions Of like the things That she wears Oh okay I love No I'm down Not that I can participate I just want Stormy To come out with something I also watched The Astroworld documentary The other day It was spooky Spooky Yeah I didn't like it Yeah It made me It gave me a pit What compelled you To watch it I don't know It was like number three on netflix i didn't feel like getting into something i just like want to watch something really quick and it was just really sad and then obviously like matt and i were bickering he's like yeah but it's a concert and i'm like it gotta been avoided like i turned like went like really like mom mode but i don't know how you come back from that yeah he's doing stuff though i know but Like, I still of ship him and kylie are you sick no for the kids they have timothy and also they have timothy and her are never gonna get married and they're never gonna have children okay i don't think they're gonna get married i do think they're gonna have children there's no way she wants more kids how old is he like her age he's a man in the arts he won't he's gonna be like brad p He's not going to have kids for years. I don't think that's true.
I don't think he has the mindset of a Brad Pitt. I think he's a family man and loves his family.
Yeah, but not until he's at least 35. L.A.
time is different. But if Kylie wants more kids, which she's always said she wants a really big family, and that's her man.
They won't have kids for years. Equals.
Years. They're having kids.

Years.

You're going to be waiting.

And like Travis was never even like a good, like aside from the Astroworld stuff.

And like.

Yeah.

He was never even like the greatest like boyfriend to Kylie.

Yeah.

There was always like rumors they were scurrying.

She was always like in trouble because of him.

Like how unfun.

Now she goes to the Knicks games and she goes to the Oscars.

No, I do.

I do love like this.

Like she looks gorgeous.

I'm on board. I just don't think that they're going to be like getting married and having children.
I just can't see it. I don't know why.
I don't know why. Maybe because to me he just looks like a like scrawny teenage boy or something.
I think he's got depth. I mean, clearly he does.
He's an actor. He cries for a living.
For sure. But I think like he loves family.
He loves his sister. His sister just had a baby.
Like he loves his parents. He loves Kylie.
He loves kids. They're not getting married.
They're not having kids. I agree with you about getting married.
I agree with you about getting married. A late time is like if you were getting married around 30, people would be like, oh my God, are you crazy? Like you're so young.
And it's like, no. But that only really works for guys then.
And then like those guys that marry younger girls. Exactly.
She already has kids. She's held over.
So he thinks that he can like get away. He's got more to do.
Yeah. Unless this is the thing that would split them up one day if he doesn't want kids and she does.
But I don't think he would lose her. I don't think we're going to see it.
I don't think he would lose her. I don't know.
I don't think it'll lose her. I don't know.
Our fifth and final story. A little kid adjacent news because Lindsay Hubbard reveals whether she's returning to Summer House after becoming a mom.
So like Lindsay was like kind of set off this wave of like obviously Summer House is changing because Lindsay won't be going back. Lexi's not coming back.
Paige isn't coming back. Lindsay is coming back.
She posted a carousel saying, be fucking for real. Of course I'm coming back this summer.
She said, it's just going to look a little different for me since I'm a whole ass mom now. But she says she is coming back to Summer House.
So I imagine it will be different, but she'll maybe she'll be there like you know in a danielle capacity like coming for parties yeah friend of she'll maybe like come to the house on a friday afternoon with the baby but like i'll be shocked if she sleeps in the house i i feel both ways because like part of me too is like just because like she's like this is a job like you're allowed to like hang out with your like just because you're a mom doesn't mean you can no longer work and like hang out with your friends anymore and like have fun but how like logistically if you need she's rich if you need to sleep at a house from friday to sunday every weekend over the summer and you have but maybe the nanny's in a house in the hamptons too right but like so she's just not sleeping and then she's running back to the house. Like how can you really be in the drama? But my only thing now.
The nanny's in the summer house? No maybe the nanny's like in the house next door. Right.
Right. And I'm open to that.
I'm open to that too. But my only thing that makes me like a little nervous is that like maybe she is going to be in the drama because she's going to be like drinking a shit ton again.
Because I feel like this past season she was so awesome because she like wasn't drinking. Yeah.
And I think being a mom changes like the way you drink anyway. But like I just feel like when you're in that environment, like maybe you feel like you have to like go hard.
So like maybe she is going to be in there. Maybe she's like going full.
Like she might be diving headfirst. I don't know.
It could go both ways. And I don't judge and I'm really open to everything.
I just feel like logistically if your baby's in the house next door, which would make sense or even she sleeps there. She doesn't have to sleep in the house.
she could leave at midnight and leave with her in the mornings whatever i just feel like your mind is elsewhere and it's like are you really gonna be involved in like west drama but she's also like co-parenting so maybe it's like on the weekends like every other weekends like you're with your dad that's cute you know what i mean so maybe it is special daddy-daughter time but i just hate like the like you know like the like random old ladies that like watch bravo that are like she's a mother she shouldn't be in the summer house it's like fuck you like she's a mom she can do whatever she wants no and it's not because she's a mom that she shouldn't be in the summer house but like they so far we know who's staying it's like west and jesse lindsey like why would you want to be there kyle and amanda and it's like they're skewing with the oldies a little bit like when we were like yeah beefing up this like new you know because the lexie thing makes no sense a share house is for 21 year olds right so like why are they going all in on the 40 year olds right like it's like how like when you like you guys go to the hamptons it's like with all like the kids and like well like she should be in a different share house yes and that's a different and that's a different show which everyone keeps saying like yeah we might be getting but like when i'm clearly not getting that i want to watch jersey shore of the hamptons and i want young people but i think like like we could like maybe like get like Lindsay activated again. Her and Kyle have also been like all chummy chummy.
We're going to drum up this old beef. Maybe.
We're going to drum. I don't know.
I'm so sick of it. I'm sick of it.
I need Amanda to divorce Kyle. I need like I need Lindsay to like go like start a new share house.
But I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of it.
Honestly honestly all my hopes were like held on Lexi and she's not it makes no sense I don't know if I said this yesterday but no we talked offline yeah it makes no fucking sense why would you not ask her back it makes no sense she was the future of the show like and so you're telling me you don't want like a crazy weird ex-lover the house? Hello. No.
And then like she's going to be single.

There are going to be new guys in the house.

Hopefully new girls that Jesse might be with a new girl in front of Lexi. So you had to put Sierra through that for one summer, like being with her ex in a house.

But now like Jesse doesn't have to experience it.

Like, you know what I mean?

It just makes.

So is Sierra coming back?

So far, yes.

There's not been any word that she's not.

And I think like when Paige told like she said to like Sierra and Amanda that she wasn't coming back.

It was like they were upset because they are not upset.

But like they'll miss her because they're there.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just like I'm like I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it.

I need you know who needs to be kicked off Kyle.

The casting director.

That's who needs to be kicked off.

For the casting director needs to be kicked off.

Kyle needs to be kicked off.

Lindsay can do a friend of situation. That'll that'll have.
And then did you see Bailey got engaged? Bailey. Yeah.
Well, so she did what was best for her. Yeah.
She just got engaged. She's actually a silly girl.
Yeah. She comes across my desk every now and then.
I saw a video of her like outside of being someone from Summer House. She was just like being a creator.
She actually has a personality. Yeah.
I understand why they casted her. Exactly.
And then I understand why they sent her home like because she's getting engaged and like because like we don't like know enough to care about like you getting enraged to like a random and we don't want to hear about like your random boyfriend like we don't care yeah exactly so i understand this whole thing is a shit show i'm gonna watch it yeah no now i'm curious work is sisters now i never watched during their time it was in carl's then coming, right? But literally, that's the direction we're heading down, is bringing back the Workus sisters. If Softbar doesn't open by the end of this fucking summer, I'm burning something down.
People are saying that Carl is coming back, even though it was reported that he's not coming back. He's obviously coming back.
What else is he going to fucking do? I know. He has a whole business.
He has a whole business. I don't know.
I saw someone doing math it takes like 700 million dollars to open up soft bar yeah no i think it's 700 000 no one needs that much functional mushrooms no one no it's a little nerve-wracking um whatever good luck to him and then what i was gonna say about love island that's what i was gonna ask you so last night's recoupling i actually liked the way that they did it with the doors because it was like each couple, they both had to choose each other. Like your door wouldn't open if you didn't pick that person and that person didn't pick you.
So like it didn't just get to be like someone deciding who they were going to couple up with and then that person being in a couple that they didn't want to be in. So we really needed to see like if Ace and Shelly chose each other, which they finally didn't.
I'm happy for them, even though like why won't anyone ask Ace why he chose Amaya in the last rec recoupling and I do feel like it's a little bit like to give them just like a little bit of adversity so that now they're a strong couple and then it more of a winning couple because if they coupled up in the first episode and then they were together through the whole season like that's kind of boring that's like Huda and Jeremiah and nobody's really rooting for them like but when you face a little adversity there was another woman there was another man who's she gonna choose she going to choose? Who's he going to choose? Oh, they chose each other. It's so sweet.
But it's like, it's not because she never fucking liked Austin and he never liked Amaya. So, okay, I'm glad you guys made it together, even though that's where you should have been the entire time.
Austin and Amaya coupling up was really cute. I think it's like not anything serious, but I'm glad that they chose each other and that neither one of them, actually, no, that Austin to go home Amaya is a serious crazy person and um that's just on the casting directors of Love Island what about Huda Huda oh my god so like what it's going because people are saying that like she should like not be on the show so she shouldn't be on the show anymore so she was like day one with Jeremiah they were like so like closed off to everyone just like in a couple like really liking each other um and a lot of different things happen.
Like, first of all, they were really fucking annoying, especially like they would like fight about like dumb shit. They both, you know, three, four days in other people are coming into the villa and they're like, no, we're together.
Like she doesn't want anyone asking Jeremiah out. And it's just like very territorial when that's not the spirit of the show, especially four days in like you can get to that place of like being in.
So you'll ask someone to be be your girlfriend but like to do it four days it is just like so inauthentic and it made everyone feel like they are scamming or you know they're not genuine and she was just like sort of always sort of picking fights with him from what we've seen and he seems like a little bit um he kind of stinks a little bit but like compared to her I feel like he's almost blameless which i know is really crazy but like her crazy is on another level but then what happened was they're the strongest couple in the house they think they're crushing it like every time the other guys like go for another girl not their partner she was like you guys deserve better like just being like so pompous whatever thinking like we've got this right and then america gets to vote and like which is what i fast forwarded through what. What she doesn't know is that America fucking hates her.
Like does not like her. Oh, because they have no idea what's going on outside of the world.
They have no idea what's going on. So like these new people came in and America got to vote who these people couple up with.
And America voted to put Jeremiah with the other, with the new girl. And so she.
The blonde girl. The blonde girl.
Huda is, for lack of a better term, crashing out. That's what I was going to say.
Everyone's like, Huda's crashing out. The whole house is trying to understand why America did this.
Obviously, America has seen something that we haven't seen. And these dumbasses come up with the conclusion that clearly Jeremiah is not as into Huda and is saying things.
They think that we tried to save Huda from Jeremiah. By the way, not we.
I didn't have a chance to vote. I didn't watch this live.
And I wouldn't have done that. That's actually crazy.
I wouldn't have voted for them to be together because it's not fair to do to Iris. She deserved like a real chance.
So her conclusion is that they're protecting her from being with Jeremiah. But literally, this is why like we need to open the schools because think a little, take it one step further.
No, if we wanted to save Huda from Jeremiah, they would have voted Huda to be with one of the two new guys, right? Oh yes. Not to have her then be single and almost voted to go home.
Like the fact that she, and it's sad because like they're all, it's a serious like mind game. I saw someone tweeted something really funny.
They were like, I wish we could send them like care packages and messages like on hunger games because it's literally hunger games like you're doing all this stuff in front of America it's like happening we're watching it the next day and then we get to vote on it and so like they don't know what we've seen and like what America did like completely messed with the entire house because this was like the strongest that's actually the craziest thing and America voted to break them up and she's like taking it to mean that Jeremiah has been doing stuff that we've seen. That means that he's not good enough for her.
And it's like, no, we've seen your relationship. You guys are fucking annoying and nobody wants to watch it anymore.
And this girl had expressed a little interest in Jeremiah. So wouldn't it be funny if we put them together? Oh my God.
She fucking spirals. And so then Jeremiah, like, just like fully crashing out the whole house.
house yes and like the whole house is like in shock over this and like a lot of the girls are like trying to understand like why america did this and like they're close with huda but like she's taking up all the oxygen in the house like literally then the next day they go on the new couples the three new couples of like recouplings go on a date they come back like two of the couples had a really nice time they start talking about their day huda like just starts losing her mind that like they they had a date sitting on the beach she goes that's my dream date they just sit on the beach first of all like your house is on the water like go down to the sand yeah like go sit with jeremiah on the sand but like acting like one the producers don't plan the dates and the two like sitting on the beach is unique to you. So crazy.
She's going around the house, like just cursing, cursing Jeremiah out. She's like listening to the boys conversation.
She's literally in the bushes listening. So she hears what like Jeremiah is saying about her.
And it's just so bad. Then she like pulls Iris, like for a talk to understand what happened.
And the whole house is like, they go up there to like make sure everything's okay. Because like at this point, everyone's scared of her toxicity has reached another level she's not handling this well and she just keeps bringing up like the same fights she keeps her and jeremiah keep like pulling each other for chats then like you think they're going to get to a place of like detente like maybe we could just like start over like they're even talking like with their legs intertwined with one another i'm like are these two about to get back together and then they speak and they're speaking two different languages like let me tell you what happened so she's like saying something and he's trying to defend himself or whatever and she goes you're not gonna you're not gonna sit here and convince me that like to make you me like you again he goes i'm not trying to make you like me again and then she's like what she's like you don't she goes to the house he doesn't even want to make me like make him like me again like no it was like seriously and i don't like it's a both like nefarious intentions but also just like dumbness like where there someone says something goes through one ear and it comes out as a completely because she's done that a lot like even he had said like iris is not my type like i want it makes me sad that i'm not sleeping in a bed with you anymore then with the recoupling last night with the doors it was like who is jeremiah gonna go for who's gonna open who and whose door is gonna open for jeremiah and he went for iris's door like to say for once and her door opened and huda had left her door open for jeremiah but like this was uh jeremiah saying like for once and for all like i'm done with this like i'm moving forward even if like iris isn't like they're not romantic like right he doesn't want to be involved in the Huda situation.
So does Huda go home? So then, this is where the Islanders, I fucking hate them. The second week in a row where they get to choose who goes home, they get to vote.
So now in the bottom two is Jalen, who is a p-jum of a man who came on the show with one girl in mind, Olandria. Olandria was in, like, a loveless relationship with Taylor every time they talk, they have no chemistry.
They literally like don't even kiss outside of challenges. He does.
It's just like he's no. And she's a queen.
He comes on. He sees her queenliness.
And it's like, I'm here for you. They go on that date.
They like they do massages. They have nice conversation.
She only lets him kiss her on the cheek, which like I respect that. Like you don't need to kiss everyone everyone but then she comes home and kisses Taylor on the mouth which they never do I'm like oh so you like literally hate Jalen okay cool um and like then when the time comes her door does not open for Jalen the new guy who's been like so wonderful to her and her door opens for Taylor so that's them saying like even though we like haven't liked each other for the last two weeks like we're committed committed and we like each other now.
And now I see. So Jalen's vulnerable.
Then Huda's door. She's the other person who didn't get a door open for her.
So she's in the bottom two. And now the Islanders get to vote who they want to send home.
And it's like, of course, well, to me, I'm like, numbers wise, all the boys are going to vote to save Jalen. All the girls are going to vote to save Huda, but Iris is going to go with Jalen, of course,

because she wants Huda gone.

Get this person out of here.

Like, she has been ruining

the last two days,

like, to the point where

the show's almost not enjoyable

just watching this person,

like, spiraling,

like, the Tasmanian devil,

like, running around the villa

yelling at everyone.

And it's like,

nobody else's, like,

storylines can develop.

Everybody's so fed up with her.

They're rolling their eyes,

like, and I can't even imagine

what it's like being there.

It's to the point that

they didn't even let her

talk to Iris one-on-one because they were, like, scared that she might do i'm like this hood like your time has come and last week she was in the bottom three and they had to vote someone home and they voted off my charlie oh my god i was so upset they voted off charlie like there are like some of the people on the show are like better or worse and no one's like that amazing no one's that like terrible but like there's a couple guys that like seem like solid good guys who are like really just like zoned in on the girls that they like like jaylen and charlie and hannah had finally like reaffirmed their love for one another and these fucking dumb bitches sent charlie home when to me the correct person to send home would have been taylor who had like made zero connections up until this point but for the guys they could have sent huda home if they all voted the same but austin he voted for taylor which was the right choice when you look at who should be there still huda's good for the drama she should have still been there but if the boys had all voted the same and sent huda home it would have been huda so then my boy charlie goes home and he's he was before his time i was sick from it seriously sick. Come on the toast, Charlie.
If you hear this, like we love you. So then now we have Huda versus Jalen and we were voting to send home.
Currently. Last night.
Okay. And Jalen just came on the show.
He's clearly like a one, like a person looking for love, a serious person. He's a bit older.
He's a truck driver. He works hard.
He loves his family. He loves Alondra.
She didn't go for him, but like he deserves a chance to find love in this villa and like he's the obvious choice to save these

fucking morons saved huda this person who's been ruining their experience in the house even like

so many people went over to huda side why did ace go to huda side why did iris go to huda side

like if all the boys had voted the same and taylor went to huda side whereas like ace went

voted to send her home last week he's been like the biggest antagonist in like trying to like

Thank you. go to hood aside like if all the boys had voted the same and taylor went to hood aside whereas like ace went voted to send her home last week he's been like the biggest antagonist in like trying to like undermine hood and jeremiah which i flip from what i said with claudia earlier this week like now i had an appreciation for ace i think that maybe like he's with shelly shelly was like you better stay with my girl like you know they voted as a couple and they sent jaylen home like literally they don't this is why we can't have nice things this guy was such a good guy there for the right reasons who is not going to meet anyone else in the villa she's only going to torture Jeremiah further I don't know why they voted to save her I feel like one they think it's better tell it like I feel like the cast yeah think it's better television if she stayed maybe they think that America loved Huda and they tried to, they literally think that.
So they would, would America be mad at them if they send her home? America is big mad. And also now the show is like getting to a place where like, they are so messing with these people.
Like I feel like the game masters, it really feels like Philip Seymour Hoffman and hunger games where they're just like totally. And especially compared to the last season I watch.
And I had heard that they brought in new game masters. They brought in people from love Island UK to really like turn it up.
And a lot of things that are happening in these like elimination ceremonies, like we never had the door thing before we never had two back to back ceremonies where the Islanders had to vote off their own. Like it's much more intense and less like I choose this girl I choose this boy like it's very cutthroat and um it's almost like they're making these people go crazy and for the and these people have no access to the outside world and like what I would give them advice if I could it's like at this point you have to tune out America because they're just like messing with you and if you know something else that's going on in the house that we're not seeing, then just go with your gut.
Like, don't worry about the audience reaction because we see something and then the next day it changes. That's literally what happened with Charlie.
So listen, this guy comes in, he likes Hannah, who's Charlie's girl. Okay.
And Hannah's like, I don't know, she's feeling horny that day and just wanted to hook up with everyone. And she starts like starts like making out with Charlie like not Charlie making out with the new guy in like the speakeasy room and like they're hot and heavy and it seems like she's ready to jump ship from Charlie so when America had to vote who do you want the new guy to end up with they were like well Hannah he likes her and she seems done with Charlie then that night we watch an episode of her being like you know what I was so stupid for doing that like my.
Like my connection with Pepe is like meaningless. And like with Charlie, it's like so meaningful.
And like she literally goes to Charlie and like apologizes. And he apologizes because like they're just both so sorry.
And they both realize how much they like each other. Five minutes later, recoupling.
America voted for Pepe and Hannah to be together because we just saw. Not me.
I didn't vote. We just saw them being happy together.
I'm heavy. Thinking she was done with Charlie.
So they have to start ignoring America, even though it's fucking hysterical. And like when Jeremiah and Iris were put together, like seriously, that was people are saying like the, like the best TV they've ever watched.
Like crazy. Crazy.
But like now it's starting to like influence it because of the delay. It's like influencing things in an unbalanced way yeah yeah and i think like spending your time thinking like what does america think about me like stop trying to like win love island definitely doing that though of course because everyone wants to win and everyone wants to be like a social media star from this but like you'll all get followers like follow your heart go with the people that you like and like stop doing things like for the game even though the game has become like very um almost like traitors-esque where it's like less about just like chilling in a villa who do i like and more like cutthroat like how do i win how do i yeah and like how does america's having a lot of say i think the game masters are also like really reading every tweet and then like adjusting and then there's also a couple challenges down the line they do every season.
I feel like they'll do it sooner where they read people's tweets in a challenge, like people who are talking about it. So it will be something like, when is Huda going to find out that Jeremiah said, and that's how they find out like what things that they didn't know were happening in the show.
And so it's just like, I don't know if the house can handle it. They've been through a lot.
They've been through a lot and maybe start watching from now like that's why i feel like i'm caught up the early episodes are really boring and it just got good they just like fucking turned up the heat yeah and it's really the game masters doing it not even the islanders they just like they were going about their lives hood and jeremiah are the strongest and then like to find out that america did not like hood and jeremiah and they can't figure out why and it's just like oh we didn't like her that's crazy i'm in i'm in but anyways i had the islanders have zero of my sympathy anymore they had an opportunity to save themselves and like end this section because she's not going to meet someone now like she's so caught up in jeremiah how could you possibly meet someone um anyone who's coming in has watched all these episodes so because the new bombshells they see everything so like she's not going to find a connection jaylen could have found a real lasting love the mother of his children because that's what he was looking for and they're disgusting for the way that they voted and i'm fucking done with them and that's your love island and that's that on that thank you for listening and being engaged and I needed to get that off my chest I'm really happy for you it needed to be said so tomorrow we are off and then Friday I am here with a guest I don't know if he's watching Love Island so it needs to be said right now Lauren Elizabeth thank you so much for your service thank you so much for having me toasters I hope I didn't let you down we love you so so much. You're the best.
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