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Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday, or should I say the first Tuesday in May.

Very big day here at the Toast Studios.

Hey, Jax, how you darn?

It is darn good.

We have our Met Gala extravaganza today.

Last night was the first Monday night in May.

Yes, and since, you know, Joan Rivers has passed and everybody's afraid of being mean, Jackie and I are here just to let everyone know.

Shake up the mantle.

We will do it.

We will say what needs to be said, even though I actually don't have that many mean thoughts from last night.

No, mean thoughts.

I actually have

one overarching main thought.

Okay.

Sorry, no, that's mean.

Everything else is super positive, but one of my rants that I need to go on is like a niche mean comment.

But other than that, like, I actually thought it was quite fabulous.

Yeah.

What I liked about the theme, and we'll get into it, is that some people executed it excellently and they looked amazing.

And then the people who didn't just looked a little boring, but nobody looked bad, which was

nobody looked like a clown.

Like actually, who was clown-like.

Unfortunately, we're going to save our best and worst dressed, right?

Yeah, I have my best, of course, but worst, I'm going to wait till we like evaluate everyone.

Oh, obviously, true to turdy fashion, I had my worst before I had my best.

My worst is Ben Platt, even though he wasn't there because he's my worst every year.

And wherever he was last night, I'm sure he was looking terrible.

I love that.

No, I agree.

Like, everybody really got on board.

I thought for sure it was going to be a confusing theme since it's menswear and like men are always doing the absolute least at the Met Gala.

But I thought it was a fabulous theme.

I love how everybody executed it.

I have so many thoughts.

I watched the Vogue live stream.

We're going to go through all the looks.

Every year, people ask us, like, on YouTube, why don't you put up the photos of the celebrities' outfits?

And it's like, girl, we don't want to get sued.

So what we always do and what we're going to do this year, if you look at the description of the episode, wherever you're watching it, we're going to post the Vogue link that we are personally going through.

We're going to go in order scrolling.

We're not going to go through everybody.

We're not going to go through everybody.

There's some true.

We skip the randoms.

But um and the people we hate but class we'll scroll through together and we'll go through all the outfits and i'm sure all the stories are like met gala related because everybody was just out and about last night yeah there was some news that emerged from the met gala you know most notably rihanna's pregnant right so you can enjoy a little pregnancy with rihanna she got in just at the 11th hour how far How far along do you think she was, like based on her belly, like five months?

I think less, maybe like four months.

But it's like her third pregnancy, so you like look bigger.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So let's say four.

She's like kind of always doing the most and I need her to stop.

Like I've been thinking a lot during my pregnancy about the fact that she did the Super Bowl pregnant.

Meanwhile, like literally me getting up to go to the bathroom is the Super Bowl.

And yeah, here she is again, like doing the mechanic.

Like I kind of need her to stop.

No, I know, but it's really sweet.

It is.

And it's like, it is really nice to see somebody like use all of her big moments to promote her motherhood, you know?

But she's not promoting Fenty.

She's promoting just like her family.

I also feel like there's a big conversation.

Well, always, because people are always talking about women, but also like just women in general and becoming moms and working and how do you be a successful woman and then have children and like people push it off.

And I love that she's just doing it.

Like bada big, bada boom, another one.

No, if I had a billion dollar company, I would also be doing it like on at all times.

You wouldn't feel like, no, now's not the time.

We've got to take Fenty to the next level.

Like there's always more you can do.

So I think her being like, everyone I'm pause.

I'm putting my family first.

I think it's a great example for women.

It is, but like, it's not relatable because I think so much of what people,

not everyone, but a lot of women like wait financially, right?

Like it's a lot of pressure to like have a baby and it's really expensive.

And that's what Mindy Kaling said once.

And she was like, I'm so lucky.

Like I literally designed my life.

I made all this money and then I was able to have kids the way that I wanted.

Like that's not how it normally works for people.

So like, yes, it's really inspiring, but it's not applicable to everyone because I think a lot of people like you're waiting for like if you can't afford a child yet but i'm talking about like women who are kind of crushing it in their careers who are like this is not the like they have it's not about the money it's like they want to reach all these benchmarks before they have kids and it just never feels like the right time and it really never is the right time but at a certain point you have to like make the choice like i'm gonna put this on pause and so that rihanna's doing it one after the other i think it's a great example Yeah, it's nice.

It's idyllic for sure.

Yeah.

We also have dear toasters.

So it's kind of like a really busy day here here at HQ.

Yeah, it is.

And I think we could get into Met Gala because that was my entire evening was watching this four-morn live stream where nobody showed up and everybody was late and the interviews were genuinely painful.

And I just wanted to see Luke's.

Yeah, and that's kind of one of my overarching points, too.

I don't feel like, I feel like for so many years, the Met Gala was like this really exclusive, strict,

no phones, really like sort of hoity-toity highbrow affair.

And last night I was like, okay, people can show up wearing whatever they want.

They can show up whenever they want.

They can,

I saw videos inside.

Like, it's always been, you can't see inside the guest list.

That's my, my one mean thought.

I have a list of people who absolutely should not have been invited.

Like, it just felt like that sort of mean, exclusive, fashiony allure is gone.

Like, it's too much.

Like, everyone can come, come, whatever, wear whatever the fuck you want.

Like, no, bitch, there are rules.

Where are the rules?

Yeah, especially when you watch the live stream and the biggest names didn't make it in time to be on the live stream, even though it was three hours.

If you just saw the people that walked the carpet before 9 p.m.,

the star power was not there.

So I was wondering why so many people, like there was a bunch of star power in the very beginning, which doesn't really happen on red carpets.

Everybody shows up at the end, but I guess it's like a logistics nightmare and people just got there just not to miss it.

Then I kept thinking, I'm like, Zendaya's inside for three hours waiting for the party to start.

I'm sure there's party happening.

I'm sure there's food and drinks and music.

But not the official performances, the exhibit.

Like, it doesn't really start.

I'm sure there's things to do.

You could take like a bunch of, you could do the videos that they do.

I'm sure it's way less stressful to get there on time and be a little short at the party than to be like Kim in the bus with her security stepping on her dress in literally what looks like the worst mood ever, being so late and missing a live stream and not getting to chat with Lala, her bestie at the top of the steps.

And I'm sorry, I have some harsh words for Lala as well.

I think maybe it's time to take a year off.

You asking every single person the same exact question when you heard that this was the theme, what were you most excited about?

And then every single person, unless it was a person who was really well versed in black dandyism, every single person had the same answer.

I'm just really looking forward to seeing how everybody else was going to interpret it.

Yeah, I guess like.

If you're just going to ask the one question, then really anybody could do that job.

However, I actually didn't have an issue with Lala.

I think she's great at her job.

She is a professional host.

She's friends with so many people who go there.

They obviously feel comfortable with her.

And it's a short sustained like inoffensive conversation that's how i've always felt about lala she's the perfect person to have at the top she's professional everybody knows her um and i felt as though she sort of rested on her laurels this year and she like i think they need to take the job away from her because now it's just like she's come to expect it and she's not doing her best but the odds that they give it to someone who's going to do a better job than her are incredibly slim Okay, so then Tayana and Eggo and Wodem down downtown downstairs.

Tayana Taylor, speaking into a microphone is not for you.

I think that you have more skills and I don't think you should do this again.

I thought Eggo and Rodom was great and I felt like Tiana kept like talking over her and every Ego knows everyone because most of these people have come in and done SNL.

So they could, that was like the initial, they always had something to talk about, whether it be SNL.

And so I think she did a good job.

And Tiana Taylor like might have been my best dress, but she was one of the worst interviewers and she could not figure out how to talk into the microphone.

And I just feel like that's kind of basic when you're an interviewer.

So the Vogue live stream, I didn't watch E.

I watched Vogue exclusively because it's literally the Vogue MacAl.

I don't know why I I would be watching E when she's like on the carpet, like with the more powerful.

Past the flowers,

everything like Vogue has the best access.

Yeah.

And they have two stops.

Yeah.

I just,

I think they needed an overhaul in terms of their audio, their video, and their

hired talent.

I agree.

I didn't like the...

Tiana and Eggo interviews.

She might have been my best dress as well, or one of them, but not my best host.

Interviewer, yeah.

Those, so, and also I thought that they made lala look even better yes they did they were just they were having way more tech issues down there like i did not hear one thing and every person who came by like wasn't told to talk into the microphone although i assume it's just sort of like it's just kind of understood like we're giving you a microphone talk into it but they had this booth it should have been completely like soundproofed it was really poor quality but also like when la la was talking to someone and their mic was low she put her mic in like that's professional a professional she gave us yeah her mic so i just wish the conversations were more interesting Yeah.

Yeah.

But we're there for the fashion.

And judge we shall.

Oh, we shall.

I wish there were more like true uggo looks that I could read to Bill because it was an ugo night.

It wasn't an ugo night.

And I feel like everybody really tried to toe the line of being like respectful and pargy.

So I don't have that many mean thoughts, but there is, there are two people who were so hideously dressed.

I need to know who it was.

Do you want to guess?

Maybe I need to remember, like, I need to look at the picture.

So maybe guys were,

but it's definitely men because I just feel like you wouldn't be going so hard on women.

It is two women.

Oh, how exciting.

You think I wouldn't be going hard on a woman?

I don't know.

Like, you're calling them ugly.

Like, you're just going.

I didn't say ugly.

I said, I didn't say them looking.

You're calling them looks ugly.

I said, ugh, go.

Yeah, I don't know.

I just feel like you would go harder with men.

And

I'm excited.

The men, like, I don't know.

Men don't make an impact.

They do, like, they do, they do nothing.

Yeah, but at least for this theme, this was actually, actually, I guess you could have shown up like in a handsome tux and been fine, but really no one did that because there was so much for men to work with.

Yeah, no, it was an easier night for men, which has never happened.

Yeah.

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As a reminder, this year, the event celebrated Superfine Tailoring Black Style, which is on view at the Met from May 10th to October 26th.

The new showcase explores the importance of clothing and style to the formation of black identities in the Atlantic diaspora and will be arranged by 12 characteristics of black dandyism.

To reflect the theme this year, the dress code for the Met Gala was dubbed Tailored for You, a sartorial mood that is purposefully designed to provide guidance and invite creative interpretation.

The exhibition holds a strong focus on menswear and suiting and so we saw many Met Gala looks leaning into tailoring.

That was one of the words of the night.

Tailor me.

Yeah, if you wore any type of like suit tuxedo, like you were automatically in dress code marked safe, like you can, you can be in theme and then we can decide from there.

Some people like truly showed up saying, and they were admitting this in her interview, Anne Hathaway, like, yeah, no, I'm not in theme.

I'm here to

she took a page out of Andre Leontale's book, who is like an example of black dandy.

She just went like very direct inspired by him.

So it didn't explain.

he?

But how?

She literally didn't explain how her outfit was inspired by him.

It was Carolyn Lee.

Like the big, the big collared shirt.

And I think she thought that Andre would love it.

You, you will love that.

That's what she said.

She said, I just wore this outfit because I knew Andre would love it.

I'm sorry.

Like, that's not in theme.

I also have to call out Queen Miley Cyrus.

Like, seriously, try less to be in theme.

Yeah, I'm sure, like, if you looked at the exhibit and the 12 examples of black dandyism, like maybe there, you could figure it out.

But I do think some people like broke off a piece of the theme, a piece for Serena Williams, because every dandy needs a gown as well.

right right right so like yeah you sometimes you don't come at it like the whole thing some people were very obvious they wore a dress that had like a suit on top of it right or like a tie right but sometimes you go into a niche category and that works too so i wasn't anna hathaway was someone to me who i didn't think she like she wasn't my best dress by any means but i thought she looked really nice and really beautiful she was able to tie back to the theme and like that's great like

I thought her outfit was like giving um dinner dance at your son's school it was like more boring than it was bad.

And it wasn't on theme.

Like her interview, like that was good media training.

But like, I heard what you said.

Like, you weren't in theme.

And I feel like she's resting on her new face a lot.

Everyone's talking about her.

Yes, everyone's talking about it.

That she did something with her face.

No one can identify what, which is the best kind of new face.

And she looks really beautiful.

So I think all she had to do was just show up as herself.

Agreed.

And people are loving her right now.

So she's just going with it.

Yeah, and I'm here like to be a hater and say like your outfit wasn't in theme and it wasn't that pretty.

You're not very pretty and you're not

very bright.

Not mistake, I didn't have that many mean thoughts.

Lol.

Okay, first up in the vote article is Rihanna, who of course missed the live stream as she always does, but walked the carpet, took photos, and showed us her new belly that she showed us earlier in the day.

So my issue with the live stream actually doesn't include Rihanna.

Like Rihanna is too cool to care.

She misses every live stream.

It's not, like, I think she missed it on purpose.

Like, I don't think she cares.

I agree.

So I would have loved to have seen her on the live stream, but that's Rihanna.

Like, she's too cool for school.

I'm not talking about Rihanna when I'm talking about all the celebrities that we missed.

Um, she looks fabulous.

Like, I don't know what we expected.

Is it my favorite Meckella look of hers ever?

No, but I love the belly.

I love the outfit, it is completely in theme.

She looks gorgeous.

Like, literally, no notes.

Yeah, 10 out of 10, beautiful.

Love the belly.

Love.

Next up is one of our hosts, Coleman Domingo.

And I'm so glad he outfit changed because when he showed up in this big blue robe, I was like, this is so silly.

This is

the on Tally.

I know, but like, it's also just not beautiful.

Do you know what I mean?

It's, yeah, I, but it is not, not beautiful.

What do you mean?

He, like, it's just,

like, it's just not.

It's like, it's just a robe.

Like, it's just, I don't even know what I'm looking at.

I was like, I was let down because he is like every award season.

He's a chair.

He's a chair, but he's also like one of the best dressed men in Hollywood.

And that's why, like, he was chosen for a chair.

And that's why there was like a lot of hype.

And then he showed up in this with the bib and the robe.

And I was like, oh.

Andre Leontale.

And then then he took off the robe and had like a really fab suit on underneath and all was well with Turdy.

Yeah, I just want to say I read Andre Leontale's memoir.

Yes, you do.

So if you're finding that I like, I'm just very brandous about my knowledge of Andre Leontale, it's because I read his memoir.

And by the way, it's really good.

I would highly recommend it.

Okay.

And I'm glad that I read it like just not just in time.

I read it a few years ago, but considering this theme, I'm glad I read it.

And you say that this is Andre Leontale

because why?

Like he would wear a big blue cape like this.

He did wear like lots of like robes and capes and like oversized.

I don't know if I ever, like, I don't think he would ever wear this.

I think it's an interpretation.

You know, he didn't take it out of Andre's closet, but it's an interpretation.

And then Coleman did change, like, how many times?

I feel like I kept seeing him in different outfits.

Oh, I only saw a second one, but he was at a lot of the pre-Met Gala events because he's a host.

So you probably saw like a lot of paparazzi pictures of him in like official Met Gala garb.

Yeah.

So then he did take off the robe and he stunned with another look.

Slade, like that was a perfect,

a perfect look for the theme.

Yeah.

Next, we have Lewis Hamilton, another co-chair of the gala, straight from F1

to the Metropolitan Museum, looking great.

He's so cute.

Handsome young fella.

Yeah.

It's it's good.

It's good.

Yeah.

I don't have that many thoughts on like men's are sorry.

Me neither, unless you did something so crazy which I thought

or Coleman Domingo's bib was like a little nutty.

Oh, that's so crazy.

I didn't find it to be nutty.

Next we have Pharrell, who is also a co-chair, of course.

Big figure of the night because a lot of people wore were dressed by him.

They wore a Louis Vuitton from his collections.

He was just like very much inspired a lot of people for the evening.

He dressed Sabriner.

Yes, he did great work.

He dressed a lot of really great people.

Everybody who was wearing, was dressed by him or wearing Louis Vuitton seriously looked amazing.

His outfit is on theme it's well tailored it's handsome it's not crazy it's very much he is a designer designers aren't supposed to be like hey look at me so i think it's really an appropriate outfit yeah next we have asap rocky this is the first time i'm seeing him because i did not see him on the carpet

I saw him on the carpet and I was just reminded he's such a handsome young man.

Like his face is really very handsome.

A lot of people were quick to notice.

I think another, like if you wore a suit, like you were, you know, in theme.

If you had a cane, you were also in theme.

yeah and so he had a um a cane that the handle looks like a gun it's like a bedazzled gun which is obviously very cool it is a really crazy thing to do because he was just like cleared of gun charges oh that is crazy it's also an umbrella oh and it was raining in new york city last night

purpose he looked very handsome he got there hours before his wife oh that's so funny i didn't even see him i actually would have expected he would have done a little more this like feels a little low-key for him yeah i think also like a cornerstone of black dandyism is color and, like, having fun with color and texture.

And I saw a lot, just a lot of people wore black,

which is fine and it's good in theme, but I feel like he's someone who could have had a lot more fun with color.

Yeah, agreed.

Next, we have Emma Chamberlain, who this is one of two looks.

Uh, she wound up changing into Korej's look for her interviews, and it was sourced from eBay.

There's a big eBay partnership last night, and Emma is at the helm of it.

Um, she looks cute.

This is not for me.

Um, she looks like the mom from Lizzie Maguire.

She does.

Well, that's that's a statement on her hair, not the dress.

The glasses too.

No, the dress.

So like three different people wore an iteration of this dress.

Suki Waterhouse, Zuri Hall, and Emma Chamberlain, like a halter tuxedo suit dress.

Like a suit taped onto a dress.

Yes, like with no back.

And so I don't love it.

And if I had to choose one of my favorites, it was Suki Waterhouse.

This era Emma Chamberlain's in is just not my personal era.

I feel like she always, she's like a shoe-in.

She always is going to be the first one.

And I thought she was on the carpet first because she hosts the

red carpet, but I didn't see her hosting.

But then she went and spoke to Tiana and Ego, and she said she was hosting, but I didn't see anything.

Maybe like a TikTok.

Maybe like a TikTok.

I just, I expect a lot from her.

I expect a lot from her, and this is just

mid.

This feels like Emma to me.

Okay, it feels like current Emma, which is not my personal vibe.

Okay.

Next, Lala, Anthony.

I don't really have thoughts.

Yeah, no, I don't have thought.

Like, I don't love it.

But

she looks nice and beautiful.

Yeah, she's a great girl.

She's a great gal.

She is.

She is.

I love her.

Tayana Taylor looked amazing.

Best dress.

Like, and it was great that she showed up first because I think if people were confused about the theme or didn't understand the theme,

this is...

practical application of policy.

And it has many of the elements of black dandyism.

So we have cane, we have suit, we have cape we have top hat we have feather we have pinstripe pinstripe is another thing like you were if you wore a pinstripe you were good chain feather

the hat too i think she actually has like all 12 i don't know how many elements there are i feel like maybe 12.

i think she has all 12.

she's definitely

i mean flower

she's a top top two like she really looks oh she's top two for you

top three she also so much of black dandyism i feel is how you carry yourself and that's something i was was feeling the whole night because when they were showing like images and references everyone was like they weren't trying so hard right like this was just like a natural uh expression of your style and they weren't like and so when all these like celebrities were on the red carpet like doing so fucking much like posing so hard and outfit changes i was like that's like the opposite of black dandyism black dandyism is very much like swagger right and just like it's how you carry yourself and that's why tayana really slayed because you just saw her walking like this outfit she was wearing the outfit the outfit wasn't wearing her yeah and maybe there were some people doing too much.

And I think also now thinking about it that way, there were people not doing enough who maybe were like a little like meek and

hunched over and not feeling confident.

Right.

And so that's why Tayana is such a well-done look because obviously the outfit's coming from the power of the paper.

From the inside out from the inside out.

But she's carrying it too.

Like it's also an attitude, I feel.

I agree.

I agree.

Next, Eggon Wodem.

I thought she looked great.

Oh.

Like,

I have no issues with this.

I I don't love it, but it's like, yeah, no issue.

Cute.

It's not offensive.

Oh, we need to move on to Zendaya.

Next Zendaya.

So she showed everyone up, put everyone to shame.

She literally was like seven feet tall.

I don't know if she's that tall and she was wearing stilts, but even when she was standing in the line waiting to take pictures, like head and shoulders above everyone else, literally and metaphorically.

Yeah.

Yep.

I.

She was the one who really made me realize like how silly everybody else looked because I saw her walk.

Diana Ross was right in front of her.

So I saw her waiting for Diana Ross to finish the carpet.

So she's just standing there.

She doesn't have a purse.

She doesn't have like a million, you know, accessories, like a cane.

She's just like so chill.

Her hands are by her side.

And she's just really carrying herself so sophisticated.

I'm like, oh my God, all these other people look so silly.

She's like, she's not even walking.

She's like, she's not even without someone carrying her dress behind her and her hands on each side.

Like she's just comfortable.

She's moving well.

And she looks incredible.

There was also an actress from Shogun, I forget her name, who wore something extremely similar.

And everybody's like, I can't believe Law Roach would put Zendaya in something.

I just want to be clear.

These were two completely different outfits.

Yes, they were both white suits and white hats, and they were like aesthetically pretty much the same.

But it was literally that scene in Devil Wears Prada.

Like, first of all, Zendaya's outfit is tailored, which is, I think, also like a huge point in her column for the theme.

Like, the pants are tailored so perfectly.

It's the crazy, like, I've never seen a suit so well tailored.

It's also giving Meredith Blake.

Yeah.

No, I thought it was fantastic.

Like, top

top of the heap.

Agreed.

Next, we have Hailey Bieber who I think really shocked everyone in the simplicity of the outfit looks like something you wear to dinner with the girls she wore a blazer a black blazer dress uh tights and heels and just beautiful glam like didn't do the most so I was surprised by that but she looks great but it's like not showstopping yeah I mean it's technically a blazer so she's she's her theme right

I'm just not in a place in my life where I'm going to say negative things about Hailey Bieber I just feel like she gets enough of that um so it was not my favorite look of hers it was not super inspiring inspiring or different or risky, but maybe she just doesn't want to be talked about.

Like it's like enough.

So she just wanted to wear a safe outfit.

That's what I, that's, if I'm reading too deep into this, that's what I'm reading.

Perhaps.

It just feels like if you or I or anyone were invited to the Metcalo, this was the theme and you had to pick something from your closet.

Like this is what you would wear.

You'd be in theme, but you're not going to be like the most exciting.

Like remember when she wore that thong gap?

Like of course, that's the best look ever.

The best look ever.

So I don't know.

I don't know.

I feel like it's actually reflective of like the place she's in in her life.

She does not want to be spoken about.

Yeah.

I feel like she had to go to the McGilla for work.

Okay.

She arrived with Kendall, Jenner, at the 11th hour.

At the 11th hour, I think Kendall was waiting for her sisters.

They were taking too long and she was like, and Haley was ready because it took her two seconds.

And they were like, okay, let's just go and make the carpet and we'll go together.

And like for Kendall, they all work in fashion, but like Kendall really is like the most fashion-y of the sisters.

Like this is her actual job.

So I don't think she could like afford to be rude and not show up or miss the carpet.

She looks amazing in everything she wears.

And I don't want to be negative because like this is our, it's like a gray suit.

Like it's ugly.

But I'm going to be positive and say this.

I like that she did something different.

It's just a shame because you know how I feel about Kendall Jenner at the Met Gala.

She could actually wear anything.

Anyone who's on the worst dress, like if you put it on Kendall, it would be the best dress.

Like she just has the face, the body, and the persona of the Met Gala.

There are plenty of models who who walk around.

I'm not like put that on.

Kendall is the one.

Yes.

And she saves the carpet every year.

Everything she wears, like, I just see it differently on her.

I'm sorry, and I'm biased towards her, but I feel like the rest of the year, I'm pretty critical of her.

So I'm totally fine, like, just like propping her up here.

So, again, like, she looks beautiful and she is beautiful, but I agree, like,

it's not something that I'm getting really excited about.

The color is so gray.

It's very matronly.

It's maiden.

It's like old maiden maiden type of shoes and then her after party look is very much in them she's going for like a more matronly vibe which i like like it's cool to see people switch up the whole aesthetic and so her after-party outfit matches and it was much better it was like this big wide brim hat and like this very audrey hepurn and it was very pretty and i actually like this category for her but this particular look is not my favorite yeah just a bummer yeah bummer bummer especially like we waited all night to see a kardashian we see her and it's bummed out

And anybody else finding like the Carlisle and the Mark Hotel pictures like to be annoying?

Yeah, I actually was trying to avoid them because I find I like the look better when I see it as it's intended to be seen in movement on the carpet, not a photo before, like not something blurry.

I saw Kim's because she posted TikTok with North and like it definitely like took away from it ruins it.

Yeah.

And like I thought I saw people like being really critical of Dochi because she left the hotel in like an actual tent.

But you know what?

I saw her for the first time on the carpet and it's just a better experience.

I agree.

It is.

And I think like some people should start staying at the holiday inn.

There'll be no traffic.

I think the Met should have like a floor upstairs where people could get ready and that way they can be on time and we don't get spoilers.

And they cause less traffic and wreak less havoc in the city.

Right.

Because it literally did take people an hour and 20 minutes to get from the mark to 10 blocks.

To the steps of the Metkela because there was video of Haley leaving at 7.20 and her and Kendall did not walk until 8:40.

It's 10 blocks, it's 10 blocks, and it's it was chaos in the city last night, and it was raining.

Crazy,

uh, next up, who you want to go?

Ao Eta Bieri, okay.

Um, it's pretty, it doesn't do anything for me.

Agreed, I don't know you, oh, and a wind tour, like constantly giving us, yeah, constantly giving us nothing though.

Like, love that for her, yeah, but never, like, being an embarrassment.

And she is wearing Bouvuitton, I believe, and I love this color, so I'm gonna love it.

Now, next up, I would like to talk about La Roche specifically.

La Roach

going blonde.

Yeah, that was a shock.

It was shocking.

He looks so different.

I think his hair is very much like, he usually has braids.

And they're like so, I just associate him with them so much.

I was so, like, I did a double take.

I kind of like it.

It's giving Ken.

Yeah, I wasn't sure who it was at first.

Same.

Next, Tyla, always a sleigh.

I love this.

I actually haven't seen this yet.

I saw her leaving the mark, but I haven't seen it on the carpet.

This is perfection.

Agreed.

The pinstripes, super cool.

The oversized coat.

I think she's carrying a little bifocal.

She sleighs.

Slay.

Dapper Dan, I think, was somebody who is actually one of the inspirations for the actual theme.

So everybody was really looking forward.

And this is classic Dapper Dan.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The night was made for him.

Kylie.

Kylie.

So here's the thing.

Whatever Kylie wears, even if it was seriously like a garbage bag, I'd say like, oh my God, garbage bags are are in now.

I have to get one.

Not that this is a garbage bag, but it's not her most exciting met look.

But the more I look at it, like I'm process it, the more I like it.

I saw a lot of pictures that she posted.

She looks so comfortable and like just sexy and like she did look comfortable

skin.

Like she's just like so confident that anything she wears, I will love because she makes me love it.

So I wound up loving this, but I will say if someone else wore it, I might not say the same.

If I'm looking at the dress, the dress is ugly.

Like, sorry, I love her.

She's a queen.

Yeah, she's comfortable.

Whatever.

It's an ugly dress.

But altogether, the package.

I mean, the face card is unbeatable.

Like, her glam is insane.

The hair, the poses.

The dress is, is a no for me.

I feel like it was really a flop night for the Kardashians.

I was.

I hated Kim's outfit.

Like, I'm so, like, Kim needs to do something different.

We get it.

You've got a thin waist and a big ass.

Like, every dress is like, how can I show off my little waist and my my big ass?

Like, I'm, and my tits, like, I'm so over it.

Surprise us.

Do something different.

Well, that's when she did that Balenciaga, like, covered face, remember?

Okay, but okay, that's you doing something different, covering your whole fucking face.

Like, I just, I'm so over, like, she's the most fashionable woman in the world, right?

Like, she's the most influential.

And it's just, it's so repetitive.

Yeah.

Also, I feel like she intentionally, she makes every dress like unmovable.

Like, there's no reason why she shouldn't be able to walk in this dress.

Like, it's a dress.

It's an off-the-shoulder dress.

Like, they tailor it to, like, where she can't breathe, I guess, to like make her look smaller.

Yeah, like, there's no reason why she can't walk down the street without being like,

and that's why she doesn't embody like the black dandyism, the coolness, the confidence, because she can't even move.

Yeah, and it's like this every single time.

And, like, she can't even like do a different pose.

Like, she's stuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Also, where was Chris?

Where was Chris?

She was.

Now, Courtney and Chloe are always like, you know, 50-50, TBD.

Well, they won't they?

But Chris is like just as guaranteed to show up as Kim.

Yeah.

And maybe that's why they were all late because like Chris wasn't there to wrangle to get a move on it.

Yeah, totally.

She would never have allowed this to happen.

Yeah, I agree.

This was like too little, too late.

Charlie XEX, like so, like I've not like, meh.

Does nothing for me.

I mean, aside from the woman herself, which you guys know how I feel.

Yeah, like an outfit like this does nothing for me.

Like, why bother?

Yeah, and I'm not going to say like it's bad because it's like it's not ugly yeah but it's just like it's not exciting to me chapel rhone um

it's also not working for me like yes she's in theme it's a suit yada yada it's like lots of different textures and colors like it's very much on theme um

i guess i didn't see anyone else wearing something like this though she looks like david i think patchwork yeah yeah patchwork is very much like a

a symbol of dandyism.

Even if Kendall Jenner wore this, I wouldn't like it.

It looks like when you order a Party City disco the like you would say like a 70s look and they just give you like a suit with like a bunch of colors on it.

Yeah, yeah, not a favorite of mine.

Usher kind of did what men aren't supposed to do and he just wore like a suit you would wear to someone's wedding.

He also was the performer, which I thought was a great choice.

Yeah, but he also wore a couple accessories that put him in theme.

I kind of love this for a man.

For sure.

I don't.

It's so

generic.

I think it's handsome and that will always win.

You really don't have to be much more than that.

Handsomeness wins.

Handsomeness wins.

Yeah.

Brina.

Brainer.

When Sabrina showed up, oh my God, I was scooped and gagged.

I'm so excited to see her because I love her, obviously.

But like, historically, she's not the best dress at the Met Gallaud.

So when she showed up in this, with that hair and those legs and those shoes and the glam, like she had her people doing her makeup.

Oh my gosh.

Nature healed.

This is a Pharrell look.

He knew what he was doing.

He like a bunch of the people he dressed were not wearing pants.

And I loved it.

I think Sabrina's the perfect person to not put in pants.

She said, like, because I'm short.

Pharrell was like, well, then you can't wear pants because you're short.

And it's really tailored to her body perfectly.

She looks amazing.

I love.

No, she literally looks so amazing.

And also what's so great about this outfit, it's like, it looks like one of her outfits from

the show, but just like applied to this theme.

So she looks like herself, but so in theme theme and so elegant.

And like, honestly, she's one of my best dressed.

Her glam was on point.

And you could tell she knew she crushed it.

I would have loved to have seen her hair up.

Okay.

That's, that's all.

I don't feel that way, but I respect it.

Okay.

I'm going to slide down a little bit to Demi Moore.

Okay.

Who was one of the most creative of the night.

Like she's just, she's having such a good year.

She can't miss.

Yeah.

And I thought this was such a unique way of doing the theme i didn't see anybody else doing this it could have been stupid but it wasn't wait what did she do it's a tie oh it's like a windsor knot oh cool i miss isn't that cool yeah that's very like katie pariah as a hamburger yeah but it's not stupid yeah no it's not as stupid as that but it's like very mosquino who wore mosquino last night and i didn't see jeremy scott yeah me neither

um next up dochi who was another uh louis vuitton swirly

We skipped over Monica Barbaro, who is the girl from purpose from the Todd Dylan movie, and she's friends with Kylie.

So I'm a fan of her.

So she gets spoken about?

I loved her outfit.

But no, she's got spoken about because I loved her outfit.

I thought it was a perfect execution.

Agreed.

She looks fabulous.

Perfect.

Dochi, unbelievable.

Love so much.

One of my favorites.

This is with Tayana Taylor as perfect executions.

Head-to-toe perfection.

When I saw her, I think the first time I saw her was in her interview, and I like just loved her from the waist up and then they showed the shorts and the shoes and the socks and I just love it so much.

There was, I think, a lot of pressure on her to like

be best dressed because she's so in the moment right now and she's so of the culture and her partnering up with Pharrell like perfection and slate.

Like I don't have one single note.

No, me neither.

I loved it.

Cardi B was someone who also missed the.

Oh, I didn't even know she went.

I haven't seen this yet.

Right.

She missed the carpet.

I also, I did wonder if people knew what color the carpet was going to be.

Um, it was blue this year, it was also like a pattern.

So, I think some people's outfits just looked better or worse on the backdrop of the carpet with like the flowers and everything.

So, she's getting lost in the flowers for me.

Yeah.

Um,

I would need to see more pictures.

I, I, I don't immediately love it.

No, it's on theme, but it's, in my opinion, not beautiful.

I agree,

Kiki Palmer.

Oh, she's so great.

Yeah, this is like a perfect

execution.

She was wearing pants and a dress, and it all really works together.

And she could be wrong, I think it was a huge miss to not have her in some capacity doing interviews.

Yeah, the interview she gave was so great, yeah, and she's just like perfect at it.

Oh, if you scroll down, Anna Sawai, that is who wore like a similar thing to Zendaya.

Okay, I'm on my way, and I just want to say it's not similar, no, it's not, but it's good, but I love Zendaya's more.

I love Zendaya's more too, yeah.

Um, okay, now if we could scroll to to photo 46, I really need to talk about Heidi Klum.

Okay.

So Heidi Klum is on my list for worst stressed.

She's also on my list of people I was shocked to see in attendance.

And this is kind of what I was saying.

And I have nothing against Heidi Klum.

She's had an amazing career.

And I actually have met her.

She's lovely.

But when I think of the Met Gala, I think of people who are A, having like a moment right now.

The Met Gala is always a moment in time.

Like you'll hear like, oh my God, Rebecca Black went to the Met Gala.

Like, it doesn't make sense.

But at the time, it's it's supposed to be the Met Galaxy.

No, you know what I mean.

Joseph Simpson.

It's supposed to be like reflective of what's going on that year.

So, either you have people who are like super, like, maybe you never even hear from them again, but like, that was their year.

James Jimmy, like, we were just Lil Nas X went to the Met Gala two years ago, and now it's like you, you wouldn't be invited.

So, it's supposed to reflect like the culture of the moment, like the zeitgeist, but it's also for people who are, you know, eternally influential in art and in fashion.

Models, it's very upper echelon models.

And I was just shocked to see Heidi Klum there.

And so the fact that she got an invitation, I think, you know, was something she was probably grateful for to show up in this dress is actually disrespectful.

It is, she is.

She's not my worst dress because someone else is, but she's my second worst dress.

It is so ugly.

It is so boring.

It is not in theme.

It is not well tailored.

The glam does nothing.

The jewelry does nothing.

Like

sometimes like someone shows up at an event and like the mech ally and like they shouldn't have been there, but you know what?

They slayed.

So you know what?

We'll allow it.

Yeah.

She did not slay.

We might not even notice that they shouldn't have been there because they just fit blended in perfectly.

Yeah, right.

No, she was not blending whatsoever.

This is horrible.

Yeah, I agree.

Horrible.

It's giving seriously like prom.

Not even.

Not even.

It's not nice enough for prom.

No, it's not.

I don't get it.

I don't get it either.

Doja Cat.

dojers

cute i loved this yeah totally on theme like quirky and different like it's not like aesthetically classically beautiful it's like a little out there but i love it yeah i like it yeah

um i'm oh sophia richie i thought she looked beautiful i didn't know she was going i didn't see her on the stream did she showed up late

No, she was perfectly on time.

She was on the stream?

She was on the stream.

I guess I did miss a little bit of the stream.

I had to skip some stuff.

i don't know where she's going i love i love the look i don't know where she's going it's not in theme she toggles between being a celebrity invited to the mechala and being like a rich lady just invited to the mechala to support i'm sure she like purchases art yeah yeah so like and all those people who go who are like actually the foundation members like they just wear a beautiful dress maybe it has a bow on it to celebrate a bow tie they just wear like a black tie a nod to the theme but they're just wearing like a black tie gown that they might have gotten off the rack so she's a little bit in both worlds and i think

she's a full-blown celebrity.

Like, please, she has to be in theme.

No, but she's just like showing up as a rich lady now.

And I think I, first of all, you're not going to catch me saying a bad word about her, but I actually have seen her wear some dresses where I'm like, uh, it's, that's an excitement and I don't love it.

I actually love this.

And I think the bow ties are a nod.

to the dandyism.

I think she looks beautiful.

I think she's also like a very famous bride.

So wearing a bridal look.

That's what I was thinking.

Wearing a bridal look like is congruous for her.

Smart.

And we haven't seen this much of her since she has become a mom.

And I think all in all like seriously no notes and I know that other people might say it's boring it's not in theme no notes for me no I don't think it's boring it's not in theme but it's absolutely gorgeous and I agree it's very bridal it's tailored and it's bow tied

two themes

two out of twelve it's a it's a stretch two out of wait and there's two bows three yeah one on one on the bow one on the back Nicole Scherzinger is like the perfect example of how to do this

theme.

Well, I thought this was Kim when I was watching her on the stream.

I was like, it looks like Kim.

Is it Kim?

I wish.

And if Kim had worn this, that would have been a lot more exciting.

And she does look great.

And Nicole Scherzinger is the perfect example of, like, maybe in years past, you would have been like, Nicole Scherzinger's at the Met Gala, but like this year, she's on Broadway.

She's the toast of the town.

She just was nominated for a Tony.

Like, she's.

The perfect person to have been invited.

But, like, otherwise, like, I felt like the guest list was not.

And first of all, where the fuck were the influencers?

Not one, except, and I don't know where he is on this list, Cobby Lame.

I thought he looked amazing.

Who was on my list?

I haven't decided yet, was on my list for Best Trust.

For the men?

Overall.

Oh, wow.

No, I thought it was a good idea.

I didn't realize it was Cobby Lame who I read about last week.

He's technically a TikToker, although they did.

He looked so handsome, but besides him, there was not one person representing the internet.

Emma Chamberlain no longer counts.

I think James Charles ruined it for everyone.

No, I'm sorry.

Ever since James Charles was many years ago, and that was because YouTube was a huge sponsor.

So it wasn't just James Charles.

Nikki Tutorials was there.

Jackie Ina was there.

Like it was a big night for the influencers.

But ever since then, like there are a few hand-picked Addison, Charlie, and Dixie.

There are a few people who get like handpicked from the gutters of the internet.

And I like it.

I like that they do that.

Not a ton, but like...

So were you looking for new faces or like the usual influencers who go?

I was looking for who's reflective of 2025.

I was looking for Alex Earl.

So new faces.

Because also like, yeah, where were Addison and Charles?

But where were the new influencers who would be going?

I do think Nara and Lucky Blue should have gone.

Should have been there without.

He's also a model.

He's a fashion girly.

And she is like a, she does a bunch of work with Tori Birch.

I'm surprised Tori Birch didn't dress her.

She just did a Fendi campaign.

I'm shocked.

Yeah.

Lana Del Rey.

I think she looks lovely.

Sweet and parchy.

I've been enjoying her recently.

Yeah, no, she's she looks good.

Yeah, I like that.

You did good.

Oh, Sidney Sweeney.

So Sidney Sweeney to me is a perfect example of someone who like didn't like,

you know, break mind-blowing, but like looks really beautiful.

There's a nod to the theme, and she's just like having a nice night and go on.

What is the nod to the theme?

She mentioned it in

her interview.

I can't remember.

Maybe sparkles.

Like, maybe sparkles are one of the ten poles.

The flower brooch on the chest.

I think that Sidney Sweeney's red carpet looks like the bar is so low for her because she consistently lets us down.

She does not have good red carpet style.

So when I saw this, I'm like, oh, she looks really pretty.

But then the more I analyze it, I'm like, like, this is not a good look.

It's not really in theme at all.

It's very mature.

Like, this is the type of dress an older woman wears to sort of cover her arms.

Like, it's, it's matronly and it's not good.

But for Cindy Sweeney, it is.

It's like so neutral and like

totally fine.

That's how I felt.

I don't like it.

I felt like she's like the perfect example of like the theme done wrong this year, which is actually not bad at all.

Correct.

Next.

Oh, Miranda Kerr.

I haven't seen her.

I like Miranda Kerr's outfit.

You can see that.

Yeah, I follow her on TikTok, so I had seen it.

I like that a lot.

It's like a deconstructed tuxedo.

I'm scrolling just a bit because there's a lot of.

Oh, Taraji B.

Henson, this is actually the first time I'm seeing her.

I actually just saw her recently for the first time, too.

Yeah.

I feel like it's like a little much, like a little much of everything.

She's got the hat, she's got the cane, she's got the suit, she's got the bow.

It's just like, I kind of need her to take one thing off.

Yeah, it's like a little too.

I know it's a costume gala, but like it's a little too costume party city, like

not fashion-y as much.

Like, it's what do you think?

Continue.

Sorry, continue.

No, I'm not.

Yes.

No, no, agreed.

It's, it's costumey, but even though it's a costume gala, like, yeah, you assume it's like Kiana Taylor was like, like, is doing all the same things here, but it didn't look like costume-y.

I wouldn't have said that.

The outfit is wearing Taraji P.

Henson.

Yeah, but even if someone else had worn it, like, it's a little, there's just too much of it.

I don't know what the difference is, but there's a difference.

What did you think about Priyanka and Nick Jonas?

I was happy to see them because like me too.

I felt like they were exciting.

And we didn't get that many exciting couples this year.

Like

some of the people who always come with their spouse, even like Haley Bieber, like there was Rojin here.

We didn't get a lot of couples.

We didn't get new couples.

We obviously didn't get Alex and Braxton.

We didn't get Taylor Den Travis.

We didn't get Kylie and Timothy.

So like to see these two who like come from different worlds and are in a relationship like was actually very exciting.

They just didn't look like a couple.

Like their outfits weren't cohesive.

They didn't like even the shades of white were so mismatched.

And you know what?

Like if I block him out and just look at her, I actually

like her outfit.

Agree, she looks amazing.

If I block her out, I like his outfit.

Yeah, they just don't look like they go together.

Yeah, she does look really amazing.

And I was glad to see a couple.

Like, we didn't get a lot of couples.

We usually get more.

No, you're right.

You're right.

We didn't get a lot of couples.

And like, where were Brooklyn and Nicola?

Like, seriously, I'm so mad at them for whatever they're doing with their lives right now.

Where are you?

Right.

Where were Brooklyn and Nicola?

I don't know, but like, I was noticing on the carpet, they're a mainstay.

They always look amazing together.

Yeah, you're right.

Can you scroll down to photo 88?

I think we need to talk about Janelle Monet, who like, I think every year at the Met Gala,

crushes

someone we need to wait and see.

And given the theme, and that's like, I feel like her genuine style and aesthetic already.

Yeah.

She crushed.

Yeah, she's a shoe-in for this theme.

And then also this jacket, this two-dimensional jacket was like removable.

And then she had another outfit on under that was also perfect.

Like

nailed it.

Perfect.

Perfect.

But the bar is actually really high for as much as you think like oh she could do this in sleep like that person you have a higher expectations for agreed uh 94 quinta brunson

quinta

oh there's nothing wrong with it there's nothing wrong with it i just it's reminding me of that other person um

who i hadn't seen yet kyla who i hadn't seen yet it's like similar but i like that better yeah and i don't know it's fine yeah it's fine shocked to see Ray Jay Jean-Paul.

He is also on my list.

In case you're wondering, his last name is Paige, but I know to you it'll always be Paul.

Oh man, I literally didn't even know that.

If you were wondering, I actually did write a list,

and I wrote his last name as Paul on my list.

This is my list of people I was shocked to see in attendance like that.

I didn't feel were worthy of invites this year: Ray Jay Jean Page, Heidi Klum,

Ashley Graham,

Lizzo.

That's my list.

No protests from me.

Like, he looks nice.

He's handsome.

What the hell is he doing there?

Is he still a working actor?

I don't know how things are going for him.

Okay.

I think that says it all.

Right.

Let's go to 98 Amelia Gray.

Let's go to 98.

I think.

So

if it wasn't a black dandy theme, I would assume she was paying homage to Gray Gardens.

And Madonna.

She looks nuts.

I'm sorry.

I just want to say when she walked out and I watched her on the stream and she has all the confidence in the world, boom, boom, hitting the poses, there wasn't a close-up on the details of the outfit.

I was like, oh, I'm interested by this.

Gabrielle looks amazing.

And now that I've seen photos of it and I see like the bloomers and the and everything together, like that I see the details of it, I don't like it as much as I did when she was in motion.

It's bad.

I'm sorry.

That's a nice roundabout way of you saying it is bad.

It It is, but for some reason, like it's, it's bad, but a bit awe-inspiring.

It's bad.

You know, like, it's not bad, like Heidi Klum bad.

Right, right.

Because at least she tried.

Yeah, and she was working it.

Took me a while to realize it was ugly, you know?

I'm scrolling far down because like there's a bunch of people here I don't know or I don't feel are worth discussing.

I also want to say I saw Rachel Bras in a hand.

She's 99.

She was right after Amelia.

Did you see her purple dress and the purple?

And like, I had the thought, like, I would love to see Kim in something like that.

You know, I would love to see Kim in literally something, anything else.

Because this is a beautiful purple dress.

I scrolled down quite significantly to 123 because we do need to talk about Laura Harrier.

Everyone's talking about her.

Oh, yeah.

Always best dressed.

Always best dressed.

Like, I seriously don't know.

What she's famous for because I know her just for like slaying red carpets, but like how did she get invited to the red carpets?

Is she an actress?

She is an actress.

Yeah, it wasn't she in

that show that we liked i just feel like she's more famous for her style

yes definitely she's a fashion girly she slays i love love love what she wore you know who also wasn't there that has been invited the past few years and i was wondering if they were going to be there but i think their invites have run out

the riverdale kids i literally knew you were going to say that i saw a video of celebrities who have been banned from the met gala and it's all speculatory but um it's widely believed that lily reinhardt is not allowed back because you know, she went and then she like trashed it, trashed it and Kim and like how everybody's too skinny.

Like, she made it about like her body image issues.

Oh, I forgot about that, but I'm thinking like Cami Mendez, yeah,

Cami Mendez has been invited for the last couple of years, not as a Riverdale kid, she's like an Armani ambassador, she's actually very fashiony.

Um, but yes, the others, Cole Sprouse, like their time has run out.

Sorry, like, it's over Stylan and Barbara.

Where is Stilllin and Barbara?

Like, that's what's just so exciting.

And we didn't get

like that.

You think Cami Mendez's time has run out?

Was that what you just said?

No, the Riverdale crew.

Like, they haven't done.

Cammy got an extension.

I bet, but Cami was invited this year.

Like, she got an extension because she's very in the fashion space.

Okay.

Lizzo.

Meh, like, really not inspiring.

Yeah.

But not bad, not ugly, not in theme.

Yeah.

Well, I don't know what word to use first.

Like someone like that, where it's like, I don't love,

yeah, fine, neutral.

Yeah, neutral.

There's people there.

And his new wife, they look so great, and they look like happy and excited to be there.

You know, so many people are so jaded.

They've been a million times.

True.

It's really true.

You know who was also a first timer?

who earned his spot?

Shabuzi.

Oh, yeah, he hasn't come up on our list yet, but he someone I wanted to talk about because he's also another person where I would have looked to him for this particular theme.

He's a very, very well-dressed man outside of like just wearing a suit.

You know, he always adds color and fun.

And I thought his outfit was kind of a departure from what his usual style is, but I really liked it.

I really liked it too.

And I was very excited that he was there.

I hope he fell in love with someone.

I hope it was Sabrina.

Okay, I scrolled down a lot.

Your favorites at number 147, Adrian Birdie and Georgina Chapman.

So they are like wealthy people who get invited to the gala at this point, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, she's also like a designer, so she doesn't have to like do the most.

Yeah, she looks great, but she's just wearing like a beautiful gown.

And he looks complimentary to her.

Scroll down to Patrick Schwarzenegger.

He's on my list for worst dress.

I know he is.

I'm sorry.

What the hell is this?

I know.

I feel like, don't do you feel like maybe he got like bamboozled by a designer and like couldn't say anything.

So he's like, he's obviously not new to fame or Hollywood, but he's new to this level right

um and at some point like you are just a muse a model a chair for a designer to fill and you don't have notes it's not a collaborative process and i think as a man also who probably doesn't have really strong feelings about fashion it's hard to speak up so he just wears what comes in the garment bag and this is fucking ugly yeah i agree and i feel like also he's probably used to just dressing like stereotypical hetero male and so like he just put on whatever they sent and he didn't even know if it was bad or not he's like like, I'm just going to the Met Gala and this is what I'm wearing.

Like

take it or leave it.

Someone who's not popping up for me yet, but I do want to talk about is Mindy Kaling.

I thought she looked amazing.

She looked amazing.

Flawless execution.

10 out of 10, no notes.

Okay.

Another eligible worst dress is number 157, Bibi Rexa.

I hadn't seen her yet.

Did you see that?

I do find

no, not on the stream.

I saw pictures of it this morning.

This is quite terrible.

Yeah.

And she, I might need to add her to my list of people I'm shocked were invited.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's no rhyme or reason.

I'm scrolling.

I'm scrolling.

Oh, Victoria was there.

You know, she has such a hard time being so beautiful.

That's Leo's girlfriend.

Leo was not there.

And her look was like a, you saw it was like the jacket and then turned into the dress.

Doing a big reveal and just to put on a black dress with a black jacket.

Like these reveals, people were looking so stupid.

The reveals were stupid.

It's stupider on a man.

And the fact that her jacket like stayed with her dress, it wasn't like a discard.

That was like when Kylie wore that for Carl Lagerfeld.

It was like her dress was a jacket and then it turned into her train.

I liked it.

And then, and Vittoria is beautiful.

So there are a lot of people remaining whom like are famous and whatever, but their outfits like don't need to be discussed.

Diana Ross, um, I loved.

Like it was this big showstopping carpet moment.

She's allowed.

It's not stupid when Diana Ross does it.

No, and I think she was very on theme.

She like is the theme.

And

she was great.

So she deserved that moment.

Miley, like, seriously.

And when she was asked about her outfit and like her, when that classic question from Lala, like, when you heard about the theme, what were you most excited about?

And she was like, I was excited to see everybody else interpret it because she didn't interpret it like in any way.

In a little bit, I mean, she looks good.

She's not so off.

she doesn't look bad, but she is off.

Like, I don't even know where she is.

But also, if you want to say the theme, if she's not in theme or this or that, like, you also have to talk about whoever dressed her, like the designer or the stylist.

And it's a collaborative thing.

So, I hate to like put it all on one person and be like, no, you're fucked up.

Like, who dressed Heidi Klune?

Like, we should definitely be dragging them as well.

Yeah.

Now, I think the perfect place to end, I need you to pick up because I finally made it to my worst dress.

I need you to scroll down to number 193.

Okay, wait, give me a minute before you tell everyone who it is.

Keep scrolling, you guys.

It is so important that we discuss the one.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, I'm not there.

And if you're

scrolling with us, then you also need to get there.

Okay, I'm almost there.

I literally was going into the game.

This is killing me.

190.

Gail King.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah.

This is such a bad.

First of all, the dress does not fit her.

It is hanging off of her neck.

So it's automatically out of theme because it's not tailored.

But it is of suit-like

inspiration.

It is

so ugly.

It is so ill-fitted.

You need to know who made it.

Like, you definitely need to put the onus on the designer, too.

And I think, like, I expect a lot from Gail King.

And she kind of got away with murder after Blue Origins.

Like, she owes Katy Perry her life, and she really needed to be a little bit more under the radar.

She got away with the murder of Katy Perry, yeah, and she needed to be a little bit more under the radar because now we're like remembering again.

And she is the perfect person to be invited to this affair, right?

She's a New York icon, CBS this morning.

She's

so famous, so well-respected, important figure in black culture.

And this is what you wear?

Uh-uh.

Worst dressed.

That is my official decree.

Heidi Klume, Heidi Klum was almost there, but I'm sorry.

Like, Heidi Klum's dress was just like boring, bland, and a little ugly.

This dress was crazy.

Yeah, yeah.

It can't really be worst dressed.

It's just like a strapless black dress.

Yeah.

Okay, great.

Do you want to do best and worst?

Well, I just did worst if you'd like to do your worst.

My worst has been.

I'm cracking up.

I just have to be consistent year after year.

By the way, I will not protest.

I love that.

Oh, by the way, I'm not complaining at all.

Like, I'm actually, thank you, Anna.

But where was he this year?

Isn't he on Broadway right now?

No, he's actually like very low-key right now.

Oh, okay, cool.

Well, we were blessed.

Big time.

So your worst is

Ben Platt.

My best.

Oh, we didn't talk about her.

Honorable mention because I have a top three.

Honorable mention to Joey King.

She looked fab.

She did look fab.

She's not my best dress, but she was up there.

I know it's so crazy.

I had a top three.

I think it's so crazy, but I think my best dress is going to be Cobby Lame.

Maybe because I really wasn't expecting it, and it was so different.

Like nobody, everybody, like that's what we were saying with like

Quinta Brunson.

Like at some point, the looks started to get lumped together because everybody sort of looked the same.

I didn't see anybody doing what Cobby was doing.

If you didn't see, he had like all these different stopwatches and like,

what are they called?

Back in the day, you used to like pull out like your cloth.

Pocket watch.

Yeah, pocket watch.

Thank you.

And they were like, oh, it was just really different and cool.

Thank you.

Please stop.

I can't breathe.

It was so different.

And he represented the internet.

And you know what?

I think I'm going to give it to him.

I love that for you.

Let me tell you my top four and then maybe we can cobble together a one.

Narrow it down.

Zendaya, of course.

Yeah, she was there for me too.

Jenny from Black Pink.

She was wearing Chanel and I thought she looked incredible.

I'm surprised more people weren't dressed in the same way that she was because she like was a total like in like textbook interpretation of the theme oh my god she looks so beautiful we didn't even talk about her dochi

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Our next story is just some Met Gala, I guess, backlash.

I do think people were worried about, you know, getting canceled by their interpretation of

course, it's a slippery slope to cultural appropriation.

It is.

And I do think, like, for the most part, everyone was safe.

However, ever Black Pink Lisa is getting backlash now because it looks as though she has Rosa Parks on her underwear and it's being called Rosa Parks underwear.

The internet is going crazy over Lisa's panties.

Also, we forgot to talk about how Lisa was there from Black Pink and White Lotus.

And three out of the four Black Pink ladies.

Rose, Jenny, and Lisa.

And it's like, who is even the fourth?

She's not doing a solo career, but Black Pink is going on is going on tour.

Black, yeah, I saw.

I like that Jenny song.

So de Verafest, Sir Vest, like Jenny.

Do you know that one?

Like Jenny?

Yeah, like Jenny.

Like like Jenny.

Yeah.

I need to make a song like turdy.

Like I love that whole, I want my nails done like turdy.

Yeah.

No, they're so cute.

They all looked amazing last night.

And I was

glad for them because they all had each other inside.

I don't think they know that many people, except Lisa's White Lotus Coast stars were there.

Patrick and Walton and Amy Lou.

Lisa's probably like

the leader of the black pink group, just being like, oh, this is my friend Amy and Patrick.

Yeah.

But the internet's going crazy over her panties because it looks like Rosa's face is stitched into the garment.

I mean, it's literally on her clitoris.

Like, it's right there.

There's a bunch of faces on the undies of Lisa.

So she's...

On the whole outfit, by the way.

Also on her boostier.

She's wearing undies and tights, Louis Vuitton tights.

And according to Vogue UK, her look features embroidered portraits by black artist Henry Taylor transforming fashion into a tribute to black art and culture.

So this was a collaboration.

She was a little bit dressed by Pharrell, right?

Louis Vuitton and Henry Taylor.

Now, obviously, the concept of having Rosa Parks on your labia is fucking crazy.

And if it were any other circumstance, I might rip this person to filth.

But one, like, this was obviously very well thought out, right?

Like, Pharrell is deeply involved in the Met Gala and, like, it was approved by him.

So therefore, it's approved by me.

Two, she seems like the type of person she's getting dressed.

Like, she might be doesn't have like notes.

Like, she's just wearing, especially Rosa Parks is like an American icon.

She's not from America.

So, like, she's just following Pharrell and the designer's leads.

And she's not going to be like, is it weird that we have this lady on my agenda?

She's just doing what she's told.

Yeah.

And if Pharrell isn't like mad about it, I don't know.

I'm not mad about it.

No, I'm not mad about it either.

It does look like it's not a pair of underwear, but it is a leotard that because if it's on the top and it's on the bottom and she's wearing a jacket, then she's not wearing Rosa Parks underwear.

And there also seems to be other people, but I just want to say like the idea that she's being called out for Rosa Parks underwear is really funny, but I don't think she did anything anything wrong.

I think she's wearing what she was told to wear and that nobody else had an issue with it.

And they actually found it to be really beautiful.

I think overall she looks really great.

But yeah, if you want to zoom in on her crotch and see Rosa Parks face, it's a crazy thing.

But overall, when you take a step back, that's not what was happening.

No, and if you look at the embroidery all over the outfit, it's actually really beautiful.

Like these faces embroidered into lace.

I've never seen that before.

So I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to say that like, I, I think this is okay.

I think it's okay, too.

I think it's like just like funny and unfortunate the way people are zooming in on her tushi and like pointing to the parks.

Because it's also all over.

But there's also other people.

It's not just Rose.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's obviously the most recognizable thought.

Right.

So

just funny.

And I hope that

you know.

Like I hope she's not really getting canceled.

Like it's, it was, it's,

it's beautiful.

Yeah, it is.

Next story, some news that came out last night.

I don't know if it has anything to do with the Met Gala, but Kim Kardashian has now now hired a new stylist.

Yes, every couple of years she parts with her stylist.

It's like always a big deal.

Remember Monica Rose?

Was Monica the stylist?

Was like actually the family stylist, and that was bigger news because there was like drama.

They like made it seem like Monica was stealing from them.

And we never got like closure on that.

That's like one of my Roman Empires.

But Danny, her stylist, who's like on the show all the time, and they like Danny.

Yeah, tagging each other on Instagram.

I guess Danny's out.

New guy in.

New guy in.

Danny's been with her for a while, though, because I think Danny used to work with Kanye

and then started working with Kim while they were married and then just stayed with Kim.

And so that's why the looks have always been pretty consistent since even she was like dressed by Kanye and then by Danny.

They both work with like Balenciaga and Yeezy and everything.

So it's that whole vibe.

But I guess Kim's officially over it, which I'm very grateful for because it's time for something new.

We've been saying like every time she wears something, it's just so tired.

Especially when it's Balenciaga and it's ugly, you know?

Like if you want to wear something ugly that's Chanel, okay, I'm open.

Right.

I'm not like so against.

But ugly and Blenciaga, what's the point?

It's just so crazy because it's like Kim and her style.

Kim style, Kim's style, Kim style, Kim's style.

And Kim has not had good style.

Like I don't care who's behind it, even with Kanye.

Like she has not had good style for a while.

And I feel like

there was the sweatpants era.

And yes, it was influential and people loved it.

But like, I don't know.

I'm like, why is she this style Maven?

I don't feel like I've seen anything that she's worn in seriously five years and been like, oh, I need that.

Yeah, maybe she's waiting for me

as well.

I wonder what the new style will be.

I mean, it's just so unoriginal, like the whole body thing.

Like not to be such a grandma, maybe it's just because I'm jealous because I've never been fatter, but like I'm just so over it.

Like tight waist, body con, tits out for the boys.

It's like, sure, but like, why don't you try a Moo Mu?

Like something?

Yeah, I'm curious to see what the new style will be.

I hope that it's.

I feel like she's still going to be avant-garde and not like something that's like, oh, that's just simple and beautiful.

But I think it's time for a change.

Change is good.

A thousand percent.

But I liked Danny.

I hope she goes on to style other people because I think there are other people who would like work really well in that vibe.

But just like, it's time for Kim to move on.

And Kim has hired Rihanna stylist.

And they had worked together on this like cover photo shoot for a magazine I'd never heard of and a cover I never saw.

And I guess they really hit it off.

And she really like loved the work that was done.

So that was the beginning of their beautiful new friendship.

So I wonder who was the stylist on Met Gala.

Just curious.

Because also she went, had an after-party look that was like a short version of what she wore.

Like it was the same.

Yeah.

Haley Bieber's after-party look was really sweet too.

I liked it.

Imagine if she showed up on the red carpet.

Like that is so out of theme, but she would look amazing.

Yeah.

And then she also had another dress in between that she should have worn to the Met Gala.

Hmm.

It was like...

It had like a colored shirt, like a part of it.

It was just like a little bit more on theme, and it was like the same level of blazer as the other one.

Cute.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure we'll be getting a lot of after-party stuff like tomorrow as the parties are probably winding down just now.

Mm-hmm.

And our next story, if you were wondering where Timothy Chalamet was at the Met Gala.

I was.

The Nick game.

Oh, yeah, I watched it.

Timothy Chalama.

It was such a busy night, like between Met Gala.

I had to watch the Met Gala on the computer on my lap while the Nick game was on the TV because Ben.

Ben was watching in the other room and I wanted to be together.

I'm like, all right, I'll be a martyr.

I'll watch.

The Met Gala.

It was like the end.

I was getting so bored on the live stream.

It never fucking ended.

Same, especially when I realized I wasn't even going to see my faves.

Right.

But Timothy had a pretty good reason to let Kylie fly solo at the Met Gala.

His team was playing an important playoff game, and he had to watch.

And they actually won, so he missed for something.

Yeah.

Like, if he had lost, who's a big Knicks fan, was nowhere to be found at the Met Gala.

Instead, he was tuning in to watch the Knicks play the Celtics in game one of their series.

Oh, he was just watching?

He didn't even go to Boston?

Yeah, he posted on his story like a picture of the, which is actually really crazy.

And then he said, shitting myself, this game is insane.

He sounds like Ben.

And then he said,

shaking, what a win.

Literally, Ben.

Let's see.

He's enjoying Brunson boys.

He does.

They were being so dramatic.

And I know I told you I would keep you updated on what's going on with Jordan Woods' boyfriend.

Jackie, nobody on the planet played worse sports than her boyfriend last night.

And he like wouldn't just, sometimes it's not your night, you know?

And you have to acknowledge that and just like pass the ball to OG because it was OG's night, you know?

And he just like kept trying to make fetch happen and making it worse.

And they would like take him out and put him back in.

And like, he just needed to be a support.

Like, he's been the star for like a couple of games.

So he was getting used to that sort of treatment.

But listen, it's not your night and you have to pass it to Brunson.

Ben wanted to kill Jordan Woods' boyfriend last night.

Like he was so bad, like really, really bad.

Ultimately, the team pulled it off.

It was a crazy game.

Like the Knicks are so the underdog in this series.

I was actually really happy for Ben.

Like he was.

You should have seen him.

He was actually being so crazy.

That's really crazy.

I wonder if Timothy partied with Kylie at the after parties because he was probably in a celebratory mood.

They're both in New York.

Right.

The game ended at like 9.30, 9.45.

And Timothy was was definitely in New York, so they probably spent the night together.

And then the next games three and four are Monday and Saturday at the garden.

Do you think Kylie and Timothy will go?

I think Timothy will go.

Tim has

that courtside game.

At the Lakers.

He's not even a Laker fan.

What the hell was that?

Because

they probably were looking at a fun thing to do.

And he probably likes basketball.

Yeah, I would love to see them.

The first game at the garden is on Saturday.

You should go.

Courtside.

Next week.

I actually told Ben, I said, you should go to the game.

And like, don't worry about me because Jackie's in town.

Like, I'm good.

Oh, wait.

I could go.

Oh, let's go together.

Courtside.

Courtside.

She's not too.

By the way, Ben keeps sending me links.

He's like, we should go.

And I'm like, I said, if you find like a Pargy seat, I'm huge right now.

I can't sit in a tiny little seat.

Like, I need a suite.

I need something Pargy.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

He said, if you find, if you find, I'm like, you're like a, you know, a finagler.

If you find something pargy, I will go.

He's sending me stub hub seats.

He's like, these are, it's actually an amazing deal.

$14,000 for a ticket.

Like, I can't without.

No, we need someone to let us in their suite.

I agree that you can't sit on a folding chair courtside.

Thank you.

But if someone will let us in their suite, and we also can't pay $14,000, you know?

I'm proud of you for saying that because I, I thought you were going to say, that's a good deal.

You should take it.

No, I'm not passionate about

sports for rascal flats.

That's a good deal.

You should take it.

You know what?

We actually got a lot of mixed responses on the crib theory yesterday.

I thought everyone was going to be on my side.

Like, Jackie's crazy.

No, they were like, you know what?

Like, for your first baby, like, I'm getting the crib that I want.

So it's not a perfect theory.

It's not a perfect theory.

But I just think it goes to show, and it was a good exercise because, like, neither one of us is crazy.

Like,

it's not crazy that I would still buy the crib that

is

the one that I want.

But it's not crazy that you wouldn't.

Correct.

So it's very much like agree to disagree, respectfully.

That's so us.

If anybody wants to let us into their suite Saturday and Monday night at the garden, we will think about coming.

Honestly, we will be coming.

I was going to say, honestly.

Honestly.

Yeah, me neither.

I'm not in the mood to mingle.

Unless you want to give me your suite.

Like, I'm sorry.

I don't want to talk to other people.

Okay.

Or what if they invite us, but they like, no, we're not feeling chatty.

I love it.

Okay.

So just think about it.

You, you would love it.

And you know what?

I'm going to call it on the stories.

I think like doing all met at Jason's story.

That was four technically, but it's an hour 20.

Like, do we even have time for Dear Toasters?

By the way, I decided long ago that Deer Toasters is getting pushed to tomorrow.

I promise we will do it tomorrow.

Okay.

To the DTQ.

I know you're going to say, like, again, you guys, I'm sitting in the chair for 90 minutes.

I'm not okay.

My back is killing me.

Like, I have to, I have to move every hour or so.

But I heard your cries.

It will be done this week.

We're not skipping it this week.

It's just not getting done today.

I'm sorry if you're looking for someone to blame.

Her name is Anna Wintour.

100%.

And she works at Condé Nast.

Go protest outside her office building okay

protest peacefully

it was a great mech alla honestly i feel like years past have definitely been disappointing i had i i i think overall my biggest disappointment was like just the elk of people like

not only were so many missing from the red carpet but i saw a bunch of losers Yeah, I agree.

Star Power wasn't, it kind of reminded me of that COVID one that took place in September where it was like only the vaccinated or the people who are lying or who had fake vaccination cards.

That was like a blind item that was going around, like a list of celebrities who made fake, because celebs are like notoriously anti-vax.

They're very like non-tox.

And there was a, like, a rumor about a couple of, I'm not going to say who, a couple of celebrities who had fake vaccination cards.

Yeah.

I actually found my COVID vaccine card the other day because I'm sweeping.

And what do you do with it?

You have to put it in a time capsule.

I kept it, of course, even though like I don't need it.

I'm like, this is not like the sweeper, but you can't, like, that's just like a piece of her story.

History.

No, it's still not like that.

I'm going to show you your kids one day.

It was killing me because like I should have thrown it out.

But me and Ben's, like, they were brand new.

You used to need them to get in places.

Like, some people had them laminated.

I'm surprised I didn't because I was going out so hard back then.

Like, I was actually really crazy to see it.

Like, maybe you'll go somewhere and they're like, where's your vax card?

I don't think so.

You never know.

I wouldn't throw it out.

No, you never know.

It's true.

I have a photo of it too, which is like how I used to get into clubs and stuff.

You know, like you would just, I wasn't bringing it.

Yeah.

So, DTQ, we'll see you tomorrow.

Thank you so much.

I don't even have time to do the wrap-up, you guys.

My back is broken.

I think that's so fair.

We love you so much.

We'll see you tomorrow.

Love ya.

Bye.