The Introverted Music Producer: Wednesday, January 15th, 2025

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.

That's right.

It's hump day.

It is the day.

This week is just crawling by, don't you find?

On toast tunes, we definitely need like a hump day song like don't forget to hump someone you love.

Like it's kind of like a dance beat.

Don't forget to hump someone you love.

Don't forget to

love.

Don't forget to hump someone you love.

You know, and then we'll work on it, but just add it to the list.

I mean, add it to the list of toast tunes.

Do we even want to go go there?

Because then we'll be sat doing this for 30 minutes and we don't have studio time booked and I'll be feeling inspired.

No.

But that, Claudia,

I think I should add it.

We haven't even talked about this.

I think I should add it to my manifest list of goals.

It's really my goal list.

It's not manifest.

It's projects we need to tackle and just stop talking about.

I'm making it goals, okay?

We need to release some music.

Now, the fact that the fucking good guys went ahead and wrote, recorded, and released a song already for their podcast.

If you guys haven't listened to like the 2025 episodes of the Good Guys podcast, they love you for that.

We love you for that.

At the end of last year, Josh had written and like recorded this jingle and it's so good.

It's really good.

Basically intro all their episodes.

Two Jews both big and tall.

No subject too small for the good guys.

A Mother's Dream premium podcast team.

Make it your weekly routine.

It's the good guys.

And if you don't give us five stars,

you nuts.

Can you imagine?

You nuts.

Yeah, we're the good guys.

No, not the great guys.

We're just the good, good, good, good guys.

Whoa.

Hey, guys, welcome back to Good Guys.

Like, I'm so jealous.

I literally texted Josh.

I'm like, when is it an appropriate amount of time for me to wait?

for you to ask for me to ask to you to write one for us like i want one well the good news is for toast tunes this is two separate conversations like we need a theme song and a jingle that plays at the beginning of every episode.

It's crazy how we just raw dog these episodes, where I know people are like, have elevator music.

It's really welcoming you into the show.

That Joe Rogan one?

Did Joe Rogan say that?

Joe Rogan all day.

Yeah, and then Theo Vaughn has like a song.

It's so good.

Like, why does it, where are people getting these songs?

Even if you don't have an original song, like, everyone has some lovely royalty-free music that plays between the ad breaks in the beginning of the show, just like a little buffer.

And we raw dog it.

Well, people have a whole week to release their episodes.

We have literally three hours to get the show.

If you just had a clip, you could just like we, you know, not going to put us on the spot, but just like just like we clip in GMM.

We pre-recorded Good Morning Millennials a while ago.

It hasn't been live in a while.

It's two seconds to put it in if we had a little music.

By the way, that's a separate project, just to say, to have music for our show.

Toast Tunes would be an album that would encompass a lot of the songs, the original songs that we write live here on the show.

And it would also be great for you to listen to with your children.

wait i have such a good idea

we need to it would also be like a comedy album so we could get nominated for a grammy the thing that i think is more important and that like actually is feasible is getting a jingle made for the podcast i have an idea I have an idea.

We should have a contest because like if we could do it, we would have.

Like we can't.

So I feel like we have a lot of like musically inclined toasters.

And the thing I like about the Good Guys ones is like, not only is it musically very catchy and stuff, but it has like jokes from their podcast.

Like, what are you nuts?

And like, I just need someone to do that for us.

So like, seriously, if you want to make a video post it on like tick tock or reels tag jackie right if we if it's if someone makes a good one i will pay you five thousand dollars for it that's what i would pay for like by the way you don't have to put some people don't want to post something on tick tock or reels like you can email it to us two and all jackie jackie part of this campaign and how i can justify the five thousand dollars is the press we would get like from the engagement i'm sorry the engagement people do this all the time on social media i saw you know james charles did something like it like we i'm sorry you have to put it on social media if you want the person who might be best for the job might be a private person who like isn't posting posting.

So you could also submit.

You could post a private voice memo.

You could make a private voice memo and just they can submit via email.

It has to be a social media campaign.

I'm telling you.

And then everyone gets to get involved and it's really fun.

I've seen it go like really, like very viral for certain people.

Like James Charles for like his company had like, I forget what it was.

People do it all the time.

And it's actually really smart.

So if you are musically inclined and you want to write like a 30 to 60 second jingle for the toast to be our theme song.

Our theme song for the beginning of the show.

You can record a video of yourself like playing on the guitar or the piano.

We will have it produced and everything, but we just are looking for somebody whose song we can purchase from you.

You will win $5,000.

We will.

Of course.

We'll get in the studio.

That part's easy.

Okay.

It's actually having the song written.

Once we have the song, I can get us in the studio by tomorrow, Jax.

We're going to be able to do that.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, but no, I mean like a music studio.

And no, but that's why I'm saying if someone like emailed an audio track that was like ready to go.

No, but it can be ready to go.

It has to be our voices.

Does it?

Yeah, of course.

No, no, no.

Okay, Jaggie, you're like, so making this more confusing than it needs to be.

Post on the product.

But what if someone's shy?

You're not thinking about the introverts.

The introverted music producer produced.

I'm sorry.

The introverts, this one's not for you.

Okay.

Wow.

The introverted music producers.

Okay.

You're not being inclusive.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm centering yourself and only thinking of yourself type of person.

Yes, correct.

So if you want to get involved, you can post on TikTok or Reels.

You just have to tag.

Yeah, I want to be inclusive.

Tag the toast.

Tag Jackie or I so we can see it.

Should we have a hashtag so we can like sort of find all the places?

Hashtag Toast Toons Challenge.

No, too long.

And Toast Toons is a separate project.

Toast theme song.

Okay.

Hashtag Toast Theme Song.

And by the way, I will pass away if nobody submits.

Well, that's what's going to happen, isn't it?

Because, yeah, that's what's going to happen.

Like, I will die not maybe like James Charles did it.

Yeah, like he has like 10 million followers.

Seriously, just to save like my reputation, somebody please.

It's also like a tall task.

This could take this person a bit of time.

Yes.

And I also have to get camera ready.

So let's give it a few days.

And what had you said?

Let's go back to the cash prize.

Yeah, the cash prize.

Well, we would have to pay someone to write a song for us anyways.

I'd rather like give it to a toaster.

So if you write a song that's good enough for us to choose, the winning song

wins $5,000.

That $5,000 also comes with a contract where like we own the song.

We're buying it from you.

But yeah, it's a prize and it's also a fee like for your work.

Yeah.

$5,000.

I think that's like a fair price.

I think that's a really good price.

Yeah.

That's fun.

And so if you're an introvert, but maybe $5,000 extroverts you, like that's perhaps the motivation you can.

Okay, but like, look, say you're an introvert and you never really post on your social media and your friends and family follow you.

And all of a sudden, like you post a video

of yourself.

Maybe you make a new account, but you post a video, like sing this this song.

Like, Jackie, I'm sorry, it's $5,000.

You have to work a little hard for it.

And what if you don't win?

Well, you can always delete the video.

Don't worry.

I'm thinking of you guys out there.

If you're introverted, just know

I tried.

Just know this one's not for you.

Hashtag toast theme song.

Tag the toast, tag Jackie Rye.

It doesn't need to be fully produced.

I mean, if you want to like make a fancy video to stand out, of course, you know, do you.

But it's time.

Like, I'm so jealous of the good guys.

Their song is so good.

It is really good.

And, you know, it would be nice to really segue people into the show,

get them in the mood for a little toast.

And just in terms of like, you know, if you're looking for a little bit of inspo, it definitely needs to be like an upbeat, like kind of

dance tune.

I would say chef's choice.

Yeah, okay, you're right.

You guys know us.

Extrovert's choice.

Extrovert's choice, even though I think that this is, I feel like music producers are very introverted, you know, like Matthew Coma.

The thing is, it's like literally not my problem.

Do you know what I mean?

No, no, I know it's not.

I'm just saying at the end of the day, we want the best song, right?

Best song wins.

We do.

We do.

Best song wins.

So, you know, raise your hand.

Get comfortable being uncomfortable.

Yeah.

And just please submit anything.

Please.

So the hashtag is toast theme song.

Just something.

I am going, you know what I'm going to do?

I am preemptively follow the hashtag.

Going to follow the hashtag on Instagram.

And by the way, when we post on Instagram today, today, we have to just use the hashtag just so it's not.

I'll be using the hashtag on everything.

I'm going to put it on all my Ernst videos.

Oh my God, I'm fucking crying.

That's funny.

No results down for Toast theme song right now, which is good.

It would be ours.

Is it?

It's ours.

Unfortunately.

For better or for worse.

Oh, my God.

Funny.

Okay, I'm excited about that.

Hashtag toast theme song.

A little social media challenge.

Just kick off the hump day.

Who am i ben what's next a giveaway oh

maybe that's it okay i have to tell you the funniest thing dude does my hair look amazing i got a blowout yesterday yes yes so i just sort of treated myself to an in-home blowout with my hairstylist who i haven't seen in months like i literally i do my own hair and like i just don't go anywhere so i haven't seen him in so long and he comes in And he's like Latin.

So I'm going to do an accent.

And it's just, it's important because it's like a funny thing.

Like I'm doing the accent for the story.

Okay.

Just don't be offended.

He's giving me such weird looks.

He's like, looking at my body.

And I'm like, excuse me?

He's like, girl, you get implants?

And I'm like, excuse me.

No, I'm pregnant.

He was like, what?

He had no idea.

How did he have an idea?

I don't know.

I'm like, are you not following me on Instagram?

I haven't seen him in so long, but like, still, he was like, you have implants?

And I'm like, no.

But I guess it's like kind of a good thing.

Like that, like, my body's changed so much.

I haven't seen you since, you know, probably my snatchist.

And you, your major takeaway was that I got implants.

Right.

Cause like if it was waking, he would have said so.

He would have been like, of course.

He would have let you know.

Because I've been with you.

He would have said, girl, are you pregnant?

Yeah.

Literally.

I just about died.

And like, I was wearing like a particularly unsupportive bra.

Like, I was in my pajamas.

So I was looking like a little crazy.

I guess I could see how he thought that.

Yeah.

But I guess that's like,

Ben was like, you should take that as a compliment.

Like someone who hasn't seen you in months, that's what they think.

Yeah.

Pop off.

Really?

Pop off.

Yeah.

With your implants.

You got implants?

I'm like, yeah.

That's what I'll start telling people.

Or it's just the truth, which is a beautiful, wonderful thing.

Oh, yeah, right.

Right.

I don't know why I'm acting like I have something to hide.

Right.

Well, I am, you know, I don't want to set a bad example for other teenagers because teenage pregnancy can be really, really hard.

But I'm getting through it.

Yeah.

It could be a beautiful thing.

Of course, of course, but it's not, you know, always the best path for everyone.

Yeah.

And that's what me and my other teen moms believe.

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Let's do it with you.

Not too much.

We actually have such good stories today that I don't want to hasten us, but

they're really good.

Let's fuck shit up.

Let's do it.

No, no, no, no.

I feel like we need like another moment.

And also let everyone know we have great stories.

And then Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills recap.

today.

Which was such a good episode.

Which was such a good episode.

I have so many thoughts.

So do I.

And it's like the thing with this season and these women is like, I can't get comfortable in my like stanhood or my hatred because, you know, the second I start disliking someone like Sutton, she like goes and like speaks the truth.

The thing is, when she speaks the truth on like someone you dislike, you're into Sutton.

But then sometimes she gets like a little full of herself, emboldened, if you will, and she speaks the truth on like other things.

And it's like, stop.

No.

And it's like.

Why are you, even though it's the truth, it's like, why do we need to say that?

Why is that objection?

Yeah, right.

And same like with Garcel, who has really just

been on my non-famous list with Dorit on my faves because they like seriously, they're not even beefing.

They just dislike each other.

They don't even see each other.

Right.

But she

was

giving some some factual opinions and holding like Kyle

to account.

And I appreciated that.

So it was a very interesting episode.

We'll get into it.

Yeah, Kyle has like kind of no one in this group.

So she's like sort of latched herself onto Garcelle and Sutton.

No, and it's like I would feel how weird it is because like back in the day,

they were the two outcasts.

Like Kyle was the head of the group with all of her friends.

And now she's, oh, the friends have gone or they've left her.

And now she's like, hey, guys, hey, best friends.

What are we doing today?

She's going to Chuck E.

Cheese.

Like seeing the three of them together, not once, but twice, tennis and then Chuck E.

Cheese, I was like, what is this crew?

And then I realized like the only person Kyle really has.

sort of on her side is Sutton.

And Sutton is still not even afraid to like call her out, which I really appreciated.

Yeah.

We'll get into the recap after the stories, which I'm shocked to hear you say are good.

I feel like with the fires and everything, they've been kind of like, you know, people are otherwise preoccupied, but no,

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Our first story, big news from across the pond, Tommy Fury reveals the real reason why he split from Molly Mae.

So Tommy Fury has finally detailed the reasons why he and fiancé Molly Mae split.

In an emotional interview with Men's Health, carefully timed days before Molly Mae's much anticipated documentary is released, which is in two days, let the countdown show.

Tommy became dependent on alcohol following a boxing injury and admitted his mental health was in the pan.

Amid rumors that their breakup was a publicity stunt, Tommy spoke candidly about his mental health battle and insisted he has never cheated on Molly Mae, calling rumors about other women complete and aller bullocks.

He said, who is this bitch?

Like, well, who is this bitch anyway?

But let's focus on the primary source.

He said, the reason why me and Molly broke up was because I got addicted to alcohol and I couldn't be the partner that I wanted to be be anymore, he confessed.

Like on the one hand, I feel like I'm right.

And on the other hand, I feel like, did he hear what I said?

And then yeah, by the way, because you literally said that

he's an alcoholic and he didn't cheat.

Like you literally said this.

No, what I said was, what if he's an alcoholic and he only cheats when he's blackout?

And so if he could swear to Molly and never have a drop of alcohol again, could she take him back?

Yeah, but he said that he didn't cheat.

So you're half right.

Right, right, right.

Anyways, he said, it kills me to say it, but it's true.

I couldn't.

I loved a pint of beer.

I loved to drink.

And it is what what it is.

People go through different things in life, and we all have our crosses to bear.

I've got mine to bear.

So, basically, 2023, he said, was the best year of his life.

His daughter was born.

He won two multi-million-pound

boxing matches.

And then in 2024, he was injured.

He liked to broke all the ligaments in his hand and he couldn't fight anymore.

So he was replacing the adrenaline and an orphans used to get from matches and practices with alcohol

and was just drinking,

drinking, drinking, going on bender weekends, Budapest, Miss Hungary's there.

Just a bad scene.

Yeah.

Well, the fact that Tommy and Molly were spotted together somewhat recently makes me think that like this is an approved podcast.

Like Molly and him are working together on some sort of strategy with her upcoming documentary.

Like this is Molly approved.

Yes, right?

Yes.

So what I'm seeing is that the documentary previous episodes will show some of their reconciliation and probably talk about what happened between them.

So he's just like saying it first, And then we'll probably see some of the aftermath in the documentary.

And now they are currently filming episodes for the spring episodes that come out of them being back together and going on dates and working through it.

So I think it makes sense that like Tommy got to share his truth on his own, like in his own moment, because I doubt like he would just want, I'm sure they're.

They are communicating about these things, but like for her to be like, well, Tommy's an alcoholic, that's not really something you out someone about.

Yeah, no, they have to like say it publicly on their own terms.

I, that's a good way of looking at it i have two questions one i had not heard any rumors that like this breakup was a publicity stun is that like a uk tabloid thing i didn't even hear that well if they're getting back together then it makes you question not me sorry sorry it makes other people question not i because it doesn't make me question at all i think them breaking up and like breaking the hearts of the entire world was so hard for them the only thing i don't understand is like their breakup seemed to be extremely immediate like together one day done the next that means like something happened.

Because if it's a slow roll,

they could have been living separately before we knew.

And then they announced, but we're literally seeing him packing his bag to move out.

Pulling out of the G-Wagon.

So maybe all of the drinking led to an unforgivable incident.

Maybe it wasn't cheating, but maybe it was something else.

But I do think it reached a peak because the way their breakup rolled out was like, oh, wow, something, this was like a switch that was flipped.

I, I, I have to bring up that awful podcast woman who, you know,

a lot of people had assumed that he had cheated on Molly Mae with absolutely no proof.

But like, why else would these two break up?

And then this girl, you know, went viral.

She went on a podcast and she said that in Dubai, she was one of like four girls Tommy had sex with that night and she was like so proud of it.

She's like become like an influencer because of it.

She's one of the most like wretched looking girls.

She's one of the things I've ever seen in my life.

She's the most despicable people I've ever seen at like internally.

I don't care what she looks like.

And I also, of course, another clip of her bragging about how she used to throw her dirty drawers, her dirty undies on her her stepfather and then film his reaction.

And he lost his job because of it.

And she was really proud because she was getting a lot of followers.

So this is a morally bankrupt person.

I would not believe a word that this person says.

And I'm not going to like Tommy, who's not, who see, we know him as well as you could know any influencer.

He seems like

he has more trust.

By the way, I'm not saying, what about what she said?

I'm saying, how do you let someone talk about you like that?

Like so untruthful without, I don't know what the laws are in the uk but like there have to be certain laws about against just like saying whatever the you want yeah but like are you really gonna take your time to go and sue this like deraised i would person

i would

maybe like that that made the whole thing it got so big because of that clip

Not for not for my POV, maybe for other people, but really not for me.

I feel like it,

like, it was just like, oh, these are the whispers.

And there was that night in Dubai.

And there was that night with like

there was like that weird video right yeah and the video at the table so it just sort of was like why wouldn't we believe it but like this isn't a person that i'm not i'm not gonna take her word i'm just not no i hate this girl every time i see a clip of her like whether it's that original clip that went viral or now she like does podcasts talking about like how disgusting she is

I have like a very physical reaction.

I fucking hate her.

I don't even know her name.

I don't want to know her name.

Maybe I just like know her face and her voice and how she gloats about the absolute most abhorrent behavior.

Yeah.

I feel like her name is Katie, but I'm not sure about that.

Yeah.

Anyways.

And let me say, Tommy Fury looked very good on that podcast.

Like really, he looked, you know, clear eyes, full hearts, looked mentally lucid.

He looked good.

Yeah.

So two days are documentary jobs.

So we'll start to get more answers and we'll see like Molly's perspective on it.

And I hope that they can rebuild it.

And just like I said, when I was speculating, not speculating, I was giving a theory as to how they could bring it back together.

Like, I do think that if he can cut out drinking, the behavior, the thing that makes him behave badly, then can he go back to being the Tommy that she loves?

Yeah, because these are two people who are meant for each other, right?

And we've been talking a lot about that, like as it pertains to like Paige and Craig.

I think what we're all realizing is like, actually, maybe these two weren't right for each other in the end.

Like it wasn't.

But with Molly and Tommy, they actually are each other's persons and life gets in the way and people's flaws get in the way and you have to work through it.

So I'm a, I'm a champion of them working through it.

And it's actually very human of them to be going through this.

I don't think it was a publicity stunt.

No, neither do I.

And I feel like even when we're sad about Paige and Craig, like there's always that, you know, voice that's like, well, who will they date next?

That would be fun.

And you can see them with other people.

Like it was never like that for Molly.

As a fan of Molly, like I never was like, oh, Molly, get out.

Like, it's just, they have a child together.

They, we all watch their love story.

I feel like so much of their story was a storybook romance.

And it's easy to be in a

thriving relationship things are going so well um but this really has even in 2023 like he said he was winning all those fights a lot of money and then he's down and out and this like if you can get through something like this like you can get through life

yeah because what they're getting through isn't an issue in their relationship it's like a personal issue that he's having that's like creating a blockade in their relationship affecting their relationship i think yeah but it's not like but it's not like they can't communicate or they have infidelity it's not like a relationship issue it's like a person struggling and obviously then the struggles come between two people.

Yes, but if you're going to take out the alcohol.

Of course.

If you work on Tommy, it sounds like, you know,

resolution is possible.

Yes.

I'm happy for these two.

Me as well.

And I was like, when I did thought, think he cheated, like, I was like happy to see them back together, but I'm like, come on.

You know, like, it's like, you never want to see that.

You know, you want to see the cheater lose.

And so even though you champion two people getting back together and they're a family, like it doesn't feel good to like get back together with somebody after infidelity.

Like it's tough.

and it doesn't always work out.

Do you believe him when he says he never cheated on Molly?

Yeah, I mean, I do because it's pretty much before he said that, it was just like a truth.

Like we just like.

So to undo a truth like that and lie about it, it's, it's hard and like a kind of a fruitless endeavor.

I believe him too, because he could have not brought it up.

And if the other person brought it up, he could have been like, listen, I've done things I regret when I was drinking and I will always regret them till the day that I die.

without but to say blanket I've never cheated like I kind of I kind of have to believe you and I don't know like he's not we've not caught him in a lie before you know once someone's a liar once you've seen them lie Molly will not lie on her documentary like if he cheated it will be in the documentary and it will

negate what he just said he looks like a liar yeah yeah he'll look crazy I will believe someone unless I have seen them lie before you know yeah and I guess like the only true evidence we have is that like just awful girl and I'm not in a court of law she doesn't it's I'm throwing the evidence out she is not a reliable witness it's it's inadmissible yeah

yeah so two days did you watch Sher number two yet no not yet I'm just letting you know like your content plate sorry is holding up my life sorry let me write it down because I actually have been watching a bit of TV and I'm not known what to watch and your husband wants to watch share number two like I spoke to him about it did he watch it without you no no no no no but tonight should be the night because Southern Charm's not on tonight.

You should watch it.

And I'm surprised it's like not getting any awards season hype.

I don't know if it's because it was like just kind of released on Mac.

It's good, no?

Yeah, right, right, right.

Right.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some movie drama?

Justin Baldoni is demanding that Disney hold on to documents to support his claims Ryon Reynolds used Nice Pool to bully him.

So when I first saw this headline, I was so confused.

It wasn't English.

My brain felt like mush.

Nice pool.

What the hell is Nice Pool?

What the fuck is Nice Pool?

So here.

Now that I understand it, I just want to say, never really been a Ryan Reynolds fan.

Currently, huge Ryan Reynolds fan.

Oh, that's not how I, I never, I just am like so glad that I don't watch these stupid movies.

Anyways,

here's what Nice Pool is, because Justin Baldoni is seeking to gain communications made about Ryan Reynolds's Nice Pool character in an attempt to show it was used to bully him.

So in his movie Deadpool, that came, Deadpool and Wolverine, that came out this summer, apparently a character was created called Nice Pool, and he's like a cringe male feminist.

Who like has a podcast and long hair?

Yeah, and

Baldoni and others think that this character was made to like make fun of Justin Baldoni.

So

his legal battle, he's responding to Blake Liley's sexual harassment and retaliation claims.

And they sent a litigation hold letter on January 7th to Marvel Studios president and Disney CEO, demanding they hold on to documents that mention Beldoni for potential use in court.

According to the letter viewed by people, they want any and all documents relating to the development of the Nice Pool character and communications relating to the development, writing, and filming of storylines and scenes featuring Nice Pool.

To support it.

The thing is, they can ask for shit all they want.

Marvel is not being subpoenaed.

They do not have to hand over these documents.

And I have a hard time believing they're going to give up documents that.

if maybe make Ryan Reynolds look bad or guilty when like they're one of Ryan Reynolds is one of his their biggest stars like he just did a huge Deadpool franchise like him this letter is like I want this yeah well I want a lot of things no but like also say Ryan Reynolds was ticked off by Justin Baldoni created a character that not illegal but not illegal and he the the claim is that um they're looking for documents relating to or reflecting a deliberate attempt to mock harass ridicule intimidate or bully baldone through the character of nice pool like what it's called inspiration first of all and second of all so justin baldone you agree you're like a fake male awkward cringe feminist and also so there's Nice Pool barely made the movie, by the way.

There's some deleted scenes of this person.

And one of them, he said how he's going to monetize the feminist movement for his podcast.

For his podcast.

And then he also like compliment Lady Pool, who is played by Blake Lively.

What is Pool?

Like, this is so stupid.

Okay.

What is this movie?

I'm not sure.

Like, you're so asking.

Ask your husband.

So Lady Pool and Nice Pool.

We're talking just like Justin and Blake.

As Two Pools do.

As Tupools do.

And Nice Pool said to Lady Pool, like, you look so good for just having a baby.

Ooh, okay.

I just want to say, I don't think there's really any doubt that Justin Baldoni was the inspiration for this character, this scene, this dialogue.

Like, it's, it's in the documents and that it's on your screen.

It's worth noting that the timing of the filming of Deadpool Wolverine and It Ends With Us are very concurrent.

Similar.

So like the movies came out at the same time, which meant they were being filmed at the same time.

So if Ryan Reynolds added this, it's because of things that happened in tandem on It Ends With Us Set.

So timing am i crazy or is justin baldone like sort of validating himself outing himself like validating that you know maybe he did say that to blake lively and two like just that that's what the vibes were that they were contentious and you know you were being like a fake female like i don't understand why this helps justin baldoni's case because it's not illegal to use someone as inspiration so here's what so there's two things there's the case and then there's like the court of public opinion right which one could win one and lose the other but both are important And you could argue each one is equally more important because this is their job is being in the public.

Yeah.

What Justin Baldoni needs to prove in court and to the public is that Blake and Ryan were setting out to launch a smear campaign against him because of what happened on the set of It Ends With Us.

That is why he hired Crisis PR defensively and started positioning himself as a good guy as an attempt to thwart whatever was coming his way.

But because that never really happened, it just looked like he was going to be.

An offensive attack.

Yeah.

No, that's a good point.

So that's what he needs to prove.

And he's using Nice Pool as a way to show like they're making fun of me.

It's, and this is one piece in the larger thing that was set to destroy Justin Belladoni that he worked preemptively against.

Understood.

Well, I don't really feel like anything I've seen like from a legal standpoint, like he, I don't think he has a strong case.

Um, because again, like, even if there's a document, an email that says, I am creating a character named Nice Pool and I am going to base him off of this guy who worked with my wife.

Not illegal.

So I don't think his legal case has really any merit, but I do think that him filing these things and I do think he's chipping away at the good faith Blake had received from her complaint.

And I do think he's successfully turned public opinion around a little bit.

after because it was always you know team justin and then her complaint which had a lot of screenshots a lot of evidence and a lot of really damning stuff in there did wonders for her.

And honestly, it was crazy because people were just so committed to disliking her that it was really compelling stuff that it ended up flipping for him.

And now he's with his complaints and his subpoenas and his suits.

And I do think it's actively, you know, he's making headway for himself.

I don't know where we landed in terms of public opinion.

I don't think we're split.

I think the public is

more so leaning.

towards Justin.

Yes, but I also think we're headed towards like a place of apathy and and confusion.

Yeah.

And everyone just sort of being like, well, we don't know.

And like at this point, we really don't care.

Yeah, it's really a bit too messy.

It's hard to keep everything apart.

You can't keep reading all these lawsuits.

Like we're just

like, it's sort of like your problem.

We have to go back to paying our bills and going to work.

Like it's, it was fun for sure.

And we wish you all the best, but that's a huh.

Yeah, but I guess the outcome is like, okay, so what

should come of this?

Like, should either one of them be canceled?

Are they both safe to work with again for the industry and also just like for people?

Because the way I feel is like, I'm going to go back to consuming each of them the same way I did before any of this, which is that I don't really engage in his stuff because it's not for me.

And when Blake drops a swirly film, I'm there.

Yeah, right.

And like, it's nice to see her with the swirlies at the Rhode Island compound, which I don't know if you saw is getting excited.

Hey, she needs one.

This house is a little small.

100%.

Taylor's house in rhode island like people found the permits so basically she's taking it's actually crazy like the amount of things you know about people who are famous so her master bedroom the master bedroom that as it is now is becoming the bathroom and closet and lounge area and then the extension which is i think an additional 500 square feet is becoming the actual bedroom like where the bed is but she's got a big husband Yeah, it's true.

Like she needs bigger furniture, bigger chairs.

She needs bigger everything.

And the guys that she used to date like literally weighed less than her, like skinny little British guys.

So all the furniture is definitely like antique.

And Travis probably cracked a chair.

For sure.

He's got like big protein shakes to put on a nightstand.

Like he needs bigger furniture.

So true.

He needs more.

No, and you know he's just like aggressive.

Like when he opens a drawer, he like pulls it really hard and it comes off the hinges.

Like she can't be with this like little dainty sort of like, you know, our antique tables that she finds in Paris.

She needs restoration hardware.

She's trapping CB2 now for sure.

Not even.

Like what's the big and tall equivalent of furniture stores?

Like restoration hardware.

Everything there is huge.

Honestly, like Raymond Flanagan, it needs to be like good American-made shit.

Lazy boy.

Yeah, and you know, Travis definitely has like a recliner in the corner.

Now she has all these nieces and nephews.

She needs more bedrooms.

She has all these friends.

I don't know how they were all just like sharing rooms

over that.

Whose birthday was it?

Blake's birthday when they had the party.

And then also like July 4th.

And she's had so many.

All of her friends have kids.

Like, I'm sorry.

That house is way too small.

That house is way too small.

I bet you she's like making the basement into like a kid's like bunk area.

Yeah, so much fun with like a little play gym.

Oh my God.

And the Kelsey girls and the Reynolds girls.

So cute.

And you know, like,

what's the name of one of the Kelsey girls?

Elliot Wyatt.

Wyatt's going to be like, you heard the rumors from me, Nez.

You can't believe a word she says.

And they're just going to be like in the basement starting drama.

Totally in the basement starting drama.

So yeah, I saw that.

Such cousin behavior.

I guess like she could have moved too, but like moved on the island to a bigger house.

She couldn't.

First of all, we're joking.

The house is fucking huge.

I know it's so joking.

The house is taggy.

And I'm sure the only bigger houses like in Rhode Island are those like Rockefeller museums.

Like the old summer cottages that are now like I went on in high school, like a tour.

They all have like velvet stanchions and like you can like look around, but they're like the old Rockefeller and Vanderbilt houses.

That's what she needs.

Yeah, she does because that house is super small.

And actually she loves her Rhode Island house a lot.

And I think an unfortunate part of it is it's really not private because like it's next door to a public beach.

And like you can just, I mean, people knew that she was doing construction because they just took a picture of the house and there was like a tarp.

Like it doesn't, I think she hates that she likes it so much because it's really not very private.

Meanwhile, I've like never seen her LA house, you know?

Yeah.

Even her Nashville house, I feel like is so, I've seen like an aerial view of it.

Like I don't know what it looks like.

Of course, the New York apartment.

We know the building from the outside and she does like that a lot because it's super private.

But her Rhode Island house is like her least private house.

Like we just know so much about it i mean we're talking about i know but she probably is also like oh they think they know so much but we don't know what goes on it's true actually we don't know a lot about what it looks like inside we're always seeing pictures of the outside and the beach but like her la house is where she did vogue 73 questions so like we literally saw the whole thing when she was walking through new york is where like all pictures of like her baking whatever like that's all in new york um all the reputation that AT ⁇ T, like video diaries she did when she was writing reputation,

when she was hiding after kanye that was in the nashville house so we've seen the interiors of most not rhode island yeah but now we can guess that it's yeah maybe she'll do it like an ad spread yeah with her new big american furniture i mean and the whole theme of that house is american right like she always does july 4th there it's always like red white and blue yeah and yeah

it makes sense that like her and travis would be redoing it for America.

Yeah, for and for bigger people.

Correct.

That's so American.

They got to raise the ceilings.

Because also people, like when the house was built, people were shorter back then.

Can you find?

Yes, Rebecca Harkness, 100%.

Yeah.

So that's the latest with Justin V.

Blake.

This is the craziest.

What a nightmare.

I know we said this last time.

I'm like, what a nightmare movie.

I do find myself caring a lot less.

And this was like a subject that at one point I couldn't sleep.

Like I was thinking about it over the summer nonstop.

And so I've really stopped caring.

Yeah.

No, I haven't stopped caring.

I'm sorry, I haven't, because I still find this nice pool thing hilarious and interesting.

But my level of interest has definitely decreased it.

And I think it's going to continue trending downward.

Yeah.

Same.

Are you ready for our next story?

One number?

Number three.

Oh, yeah.

Kate Middleton reveals she's in remission from cancer after a surprise hospital visit.

So Kate Middleton is in remission four months after completing her cancer treatment.

The Princess of Wales announced the happy news on Instagram Tuesday while sharing photos from her surprise visit to the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, where she received treatment.

She said in her post, I want to take the opportunity to say thank you to the Royal Marsden for looking after me so well during the past year.

My heartfelt thanks goes to all those who have walked quietly alongside William and me as we have navigated everything.

She went on to say that she couldn't have asked for more from the medical staff who provided exceptional care and advice during her time as a patient.

She had then announced that she had taken on the role of joint patron of the hospital now that she's in remission and has returned to her royal duties.

She said it like very casually.

She had like a long caption about her visit to this hospital.

At the very end, she dropped the word remission.

Everybody was like, wait.

So that was the first we heard of it.

She's like not making a big deal of it.

I think you probably like don't want to jinx it either because remission like is great, but it can always come back.

And I didn't know you could be in remission after four months.

I thought it had to be like at least a year.

Four months after finishing treatment.

Yeah.

Like I thought it had to be a whole year where like all your scans and tests come back positive, but what the hell do I know?

I'm sure the doctors at Royal Bars should know a little bit more.

Um, I'm really happy for her.

I think, like, taking on a role within the hospital is sick, so royal.

You know, you have to do some philanthropic element, and this is so personal.

So, it's great.

I'm happy for her, and I hope that like this chapter is truly like behind her and over.

Yeah, same.

Some good news, and I hope for happy days ahead.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Another queenie,

yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry is on the cover of SI Swimsuit Digital Issue.

So SI Swimsuit and Brianna Chicken Fry Lepaglia have shifted.

Oh, wait.

She pronounced her name in the video.

The G.

Yeah, she did.

Yeah.

Lepalia.

Is that what she said?

Yeah, and she didn't call herself Brianna Chicken Fry.

It felt like a move towards a

new era.

A rebirth, yeah.

And I like how she has not corrected a single person on her last name because everybody says Lepaglia.

It's Lepalia.

Yeah.

I wonder if...

if she's trying to intentionally be Les Chicken Fry or it's like, I'm on the cover of a magazine.

I'm going to use my last name.

Yeah, I think it's probably that because I think she likes having an internet, having like a nickname and like a username internet persona helps with branding, like it's all good.

Yeah, it is good.

Um, so she was just named the cover model for the publication's January 2025 digital issue, and she said the gig was all about reclaiming herself.

She raved about having the freedom to do whatever she wants, which obviously sounds like a shot at Zach Bryan, who she has accused of being emotionally abusive during their year and change of them dating.

She said, I was shocked to see this.

She said, genuinely surprised.

So much more to me than like feeling sexy and being in a cool location.

She said, I'm allowed to do what I want to do.

I'm allowed to do it in any fashion, in any amount of clothes, in front of whoever I want.

And no one has the control over you to tell you what you can or cannot do.

She said she was feeling all the emotions throughout the shoot, including some nerves, but you wouldn't be able to tell based on the end result.

No, she looks sick.

Let me tell you.

Her body, like her torso, is so long.

I was really shocked to see this.

Sports Illustrated does a really good job of like incorporating content creators, influencers, notably like Zandra and Alex.

And so I think to be chosen is a really big honor because they don't do like, it's not like they're all an influencer company.

They still like maintain the integrity of like models, but they include digital people, which I really like in a, in a, in a balanced sort of way.

So for Brianna to have been picked is kind of a huge honor.

It is, but also for their digital cover, like they do a lot of digital, like, it's a very niche

selection of people because it's like digital people that are also like Baba Bikini models and also personalities and also very relevant right now.

So they do a really good job.

You get the same level of photo shoot as if you were in the print magazine.

They do a really good job of like picking people.

The pictures are beautiful.

It's exciting for the fans of the influencer.

And it's just like great for Sports Illustrated as well.

Cause then they're really in the news year-round as opposed to just like the annual issue.

Annual.

So I think this is like brilliant for everyone and actually something that I probably wouldn't have thought to expect, which I love.

Like it's very unexpected.

There are some things I feel like, oh, obvious, duh.

But this is like, oh, that's a brilliant idea.

And I wouldn't have thought of it.

I, I completely agree.

And I, the photos were insane.

Like, she literally looked like a mermaid with her long hair.

And I never saw a torso like that.

I know.

And oh, to, oh, to be young.

I feel like she obviously has some healing to do and she needs time for herself and she's just enjoying her life.

But like, I do look forward to seeing who she will date next.

I'm so happy to be able to tell you this.

Big news from the trip with Tarte trip.

Brianna brought a guy with her and she's like, they're doing like a bunch of like interviews with the Tarte Magazine, Tarte Magazine, Tarte Cosmetics, like social team.

And they're like, who'd you bring with you?

Who's your plus one?

And Brianna's like, I brought my like non-boyfriend, boyfriend, non-boyfriend.

And he's been showing up in like a lot of people's videos.

He's just a guy, like not whatever.

He's super cute.

It seems like they're really just like having fun and hooking up.

And like, if I was Brianna and I looked like that and I was young and everybody was like, you know, wanting to go out with me, like, yeah, I'd take a guy on the trip and with Tarte trip too.

Like, right.

That's not what I meant.

No, of course

of course not also i've been seeing a lot of discourse about the trip it with tar trip i'm like you don't understand i am knee deep in that trial

do you want to know what's going on i'll tell you everything you know what i want to know what's the beef between brianna lepaglia and ken

well they actually as of last night they made up of course they did what was the original beef and and it was it was like actually i don't know i'm not even entirely sure it was like really dumb internet drama they like were they did something together and like they didn't get along.

I think Ken thought that like Brianna was a bitch and then Ken like made a lot of content like calling her a bitch.

And so like, it was just kind of, I could see how it happens with like two powerful women, you know, like in the industry.

And then what was crazy is like Ken has a podcast and Ken is another influencer who's on the Tarte trip and she has a podcast.

And on the podcast, she talks about how Tarte invited her to go on this trip and they wanted to get on a call to let her know that Brianna was going to be on the trip.

And

she

released that episode while they were on the island.

And she clipped that moment and put it on Instagram, like while they were on the same island.

these bitches are a different breed like they don't give a fuck i like life for them yeah and they thrive and they actually like are rewarded by this type of people love it so it's like it keeps things interesting and the fact that they ended i mean the trip is over now and like on the last night they made up so they probably spent the entire trip avoiding one another i know but it's just so crazy because probably the original sin is nothing that crazy and then everything that comes afterwards it was so much bigger and if the two girls just sit down they probably have so much in common and can move forward with their lives it's just annoying i feel like everybody's like always coming for Brianna.

How about we like spread it out, you know?

Yeah, no, she's definitely like taking on a lot right now from like the post Zach.

Like it was really positive.

And then like, of course, like anything, the pendulum swings back.

The post-Zach, the grace, the barstool, the Ken, like it's a lot.

And I feel like if I, I don't know what she's dealing with like on an emotional level, but she's probably like breaking down

every once.

So every once a week, maybe.

It's a lot.

It's a lot.

And people are like, she deserves it.

She's a grace.

Like, nobody deserves that.

And you actually don't know what happened.

Right.

Now, what's being said on the interwebs, and it was spawned by Brianna bringing a guy with her, but like a lot of, they, they brought a huge, like really wide range of influencers, some who are married with kids, some who are single.

So, you know, Remy was there.

She brought her sister.

People brought all different, and some people brought their like mans, husbands, you know.

Brianna obviously brought this guy.

She's like newly dating, but everybody, some people brought partners, like significant others, plus one.

Yeah, right.

You get one room and a plus one.

So whoever you're comfortable sleeping in a bed with, like, whether that's your sister or your husband.

And I've seen like a lot of people on social media making TikToks and like using that sound.

Like, why would a man be there?

Being like, why would anybody bring their husband or boyfriend?

And it's like such hater jealous energy.

Cause like if I was invited on Tarte, like let's say they literally invited me on this trip.

I, who else would I brought besides Ben?

Like Ben's so fun.

Like, and I'm sorry, I like my husband and like we have fun together and I would want to enjoy this special moment with him.

Like they're like anyone who's brought a significant other who's a man is like getting clowned on on TikTok right now, which I really don't agree with at all.

Maybe, and maybe that's unbiased because like I would have been the girl who brought her husband.

Yeah, that's a random take.

I feel like people are really reaching for things that they can like come at these girls.

Criticize.

It's a work trip.

No, but you're also going to like a private island.

There's something like romantic about it.

I would like to do that with my husband.

Yeah.

And by the way, like some people have fun with their husbands.

It's not like.

a big deal to like party with your husband.

Yeah.

Cause that's what the chart trip is.

It's like every day it's like drinking games.

They're blackout all day.

They're, they've tart after dark.

They're up till six in the morning.

Like it's fun.

Yeah.

So I like if I wanted to have fun like that, I'm sure Margaret would be mad that I didn't bring her, but like I wouldn't have brought Beth.

Yeah.

That's so, that's so weird.

People just, they can't think of what to be mad about.

I know.

They can't think of what to be mad about.

And at the end, like, they're all jealous.

Like all these influencers making videos about tart.

And like, if I was invited, like, of course, I would have been a little bit more.

And are the people who are saying

you're married?

No, of course not.

But some of them are, I've seen, actually, I don't know who these people are, but like, I'm sure some of them have like boyfriends and stuff.

Oh, but it's different also to like be married.

And so to clown on someone, to be in a position that you have no idea what that feels like.

No, but so many people are making TikToks, like so many influencers are making TikToks about the Tarte trip, whether it's like tone death or whatever.

They were like, well, if I was in that position and I was invited, I would have done X, Y, and Z.

But it's like, but you were invited.

I've actually seen a couple of those videos.

And it's like, well, I don't.

By the way, I just did that.

I was like, if I was invited, I would have brought Beth.

But you weren't invited.

No, but it's like, I don't, there go, I don't use tart, but I would have loved to like be on this trip.

I'm like,

but you don't use tart.

Why would you be on this trip?

I do want to talk about that though because while we're all talking about tart every other word tart tart tart it's like amazing like they spent two million dollars and like that's two million dollars worth of marketing.

We're talking about tart

but the products like really have not been front and center and when they go on

When you go on a brand trip, you're not paid right so you don't have to make content but they make it so Pargy and they give you like ring lights in your rooms and all this different makeup like to make content with are you you okay there's a little fly because i'm like making a point you're like no no i'm listening i'm listening did you get it yeah no i didn't get it but can carry on whatever so and this has been a theme with all the tart trips because while you don't get paid to go on an influencer trip They make it so like content friendly that you end up making so much content with the brand, with the products,

and they leave like a full face of, you know, NARS Beauty in your room that you're getting ready and you end up using all the SNARS.

But with the Tarte thing, first of all, I've seen so few videos of people actually like doing their makeup that it's like not even like a makeup focused thing.

And like

sort of what's like not being said here is like none of these girls use tart.

Like tart is like

lowbrow sort of makeup.

It is?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like nobody really uses tart.

Like it's like you were using Charlotte Tilbury.

We're using Patrick Ta.

Like this like sort of new rare beauty.

I use this is tart.

You know, by the way.

I like tart too.

I'm just saying in terms of like what's hot in the beauty community, like on social media right now, like tart is just sort of, it's very um

what's the word i'm looking for i don't know it's it's it kind of reminds me of like color wow a little bit that is so

interesting i see it as like akin to like urban decay like sephora brand yeah yeah sure urban decay so like those brands right now just in terms of like what's hot on social media like those are not the brands everybody's using in their makeup get ready with me it's really like patrick ta it's rare beauty it's like these sort of clean girl makeup uh what's her name uh

What's her name?

With the eyeshadows.

With the P.

Pat McGrath.

Thank you.

Like, what else?

Pat McGrath is not clean girl makeup, though.

Makeup, super.

Makeup by Mario.

Yeah, but it's very like glittery and like nude.

Got it.

Makeup by Mario.

So there are certain brands that are like very in like the cool girl zeitgeist right now and all these cool girls who have been invited.

Like they actually don't reach for tart.

And so while I've seen such everyone uses tart.

No.

And by the way, they do.

They're like a huge mass American brand.

Like they crush it.

They're like one of the biggest sellers on TikTok shop.

They're one of the biggest sellers in Sephora.

But like for like the cool girl, like New York City LA influencer who sit and do their makeup, like they're really not using a lot of tart products.

And they're not even using them on this trip.

One, because there's so little get ready with me content.

They're all just like at the beach drunk, like making videos.

And like there's tart branding everywhere, which is great.

But in terms of the actual product, like I know they're launching a setting spray.

And like I've seen one video about it, actually.

Like I don't know how successful it is for removing actual product, but for general brand awareness, it's huge.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I just assume they all had a face full of tart and we're just watching them dancing, sweating, their makeup not moving.

And hey, that's a good ad for tart.

No, and this is actually, I think, like one of the legitimate critiques of tart trips.

Like everybody's like, it's out of touch.

Like my influencers.

Sorry, that's just the way the world works.

Get over it.

But I think like if I worked at tart, I would be like, how do we make it a little bit more mandatory that like everybody has a lipstick and everybody's like when they want to use tart, they just use the shape tape concealer.

That's like their most popular product.

And it's like, that one's kind of stuck around in the culture a little bit, even though it's still like a little old school.

But it's like, they have so many new products.

Like, nobody's ever talking about it.

Like,

I think that's an actual issue Tarte should address.

Be like, maybe let's require one get ready with me a day, like for this big trip.

People would do it, but they have no social obligations.

But everybody posts a thousand.

It's just like, you can only wear, like, don't bring, we're going through your suitcases.

You can't bring other makeup.

You're only wearing tart makeup.

No, you can bring it, bring it, but don't put it in your videos.

Like, they need a little bit more structure around getting their products out there.

It's so funny because like we're saying they should be crazier.

Like they should be, they should clamp down more.

You're spending $2 million and it's great because the girls go, they're like, everything's paid for.

There's no obligations.

Of course we are going to post, but even if I didn't, I don't have to.

Like there's, there's no responsibility on my end.

But there should be like a tiny bit.

Cause now the trips are so desirable.

If you said to even the biggest of influencers, come Necker Island, you're going to be bringing whoever you want.

You just have to post one makeup get ready with me a day and show two tarp products, like two.

They would say, yeah, it's just such a a low left like it's they're making the content anyway it should just be enforced a little bit more that's my opinion yeah i agree

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Our fifth and final story is a little holiday news because, you know, we got to, we got to keep that, hold on to that holiday spirit.

Right.

What is it?

Like 345 days till Christmas?

So Priyanka Chopra is teaming up with Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas for a holiday movie.

So the Joe Bros.

Oh, what is it?

Like Kemp Brock for literally, the Joe Bros were spotted filming.

By the way, Priyanka's so mitchie.

She's so mitchy.

Oh my gosh.

She was spotted filming a holiday movie in Toronto this month, Nick, Joe, and Kevin.

And she was spotted as well there.

And also Frankie and also another actress.

Like this is a big budget.

The bonus.

Jonas Brothers holiday movie.

They're wasting no time.

I feel like Priyanka hasn't acted in a minute.

Yeah.

I feel like she doesn't do a lot of hot take.

What has Priyanka?

Quantica.

Like she, well, yeah, well, that's what, like, she was a really popular Bollywood actress.

And then her American debut was Quanico and made her like the biggest star.

And since then, like dead ass, what is she doing?

There was one other thing that was just in that movie.

It was like where Celine Dion, Celine Dion wrote an original song for her.

What was that movie called?

Like Marry Me?

Oh, yeah.

Jayla.

Was Priyanka in that?

She was, she might have been.

Citadel was another one that she she is in.

I don't know what that is.

Love Again.

Yeah, that's the one.

Love Again.

That's the one.

Okay.

Like we need to look at her IMDB because I feel like Priyanka Chopra, actress, period, right?

But Priyanka Chopra.

Actress.

Question mark.

She was in Love Again.

I feel like she's like a celebrity.

She's famous for being like now.

I mean, she has 92 million followers.

That's her global reach because she really is.

Such a big global star.

Yeah, because she's been in a lot of movies.

Citadel.

yeah, Love Again, that's the one that Celine Dean wrote an original song for.

Oh, right.

And what's the premise of that?

It was something really crazy, right?

Yeah, it was like a rom-com.

Yeah, there's Celine.

So coping with the loss of her fiancé, Mira Ray sends a series of romantic texts to his old cell phone number, not realizing it was reassigned to a journalist named Rob Burns.

Rob becomes captivated by the honesty of her words in the beautifully constructed text.

So he's assigned to write a profile on superstar Celine Dion.

He enlists her help to figure out how to meet Mira in person and win her heart.

So it's Celine Dion and this heartthrob, like working to meet this catfish girl via text.

Like it's a crazy thing.

That's so crazy.

Also, I do think Nick Jonas has a cameo.

Like those two work together.

They support one another.

Like Priyanka's like, oh, we're doing another music video.

Okay.

And when Nick needs to show up in a film, he shows up in a film.

And I guess this time he's bringing his brothers.

Like, I actually really appreciate that.

Celebrities, you know, Joe and Sophie used to do it all the time too.

Have you, I, because I actually just watched weirdly the what a man gotta do music video for the first time in so long.

All the J sisters were in it, and each couple was reenacting like iconic couples through movie history.

So, like Joe and Sophie were

chacha di Gagorio and John Travolta and Grease, and they do like the prom dance.

They did risky business.

I forget, like, it was actually really cute.

I missed that time, although, like, now we know how toxic it was.

Like, I really miss it.

But Priyanka and Nick, like, really show up for one another in a compelling way.

And I think it's really sweet.

They do.

And so, I think this is nice.

And I think it's great for the Jonas fans, the fans of holiday movies.

I

endorse this idea.

And I happen to think that What a Man Gott Do, sorry to like keep harping on that music video, I think it's one of their best songs ever, and I think it's one of the best songs of like the last 10 years.

What a man gotta do.

Strong words.

What a man gotta do.

Because it's like, they don't make music that sounds like that anymore.

Talked about you.

Talk to by you.

It's like Bruno Barrett's vibe.

Yes, very, like, what is that?

It's like the jive.

Like, what is that?

You could do the mashed potato to it.

What's that genre called?

Like, like, that song could have been on the hairspray sound.

Yeah.

That's why I like it.

I don't think i guess it's just

like the time like it's rock yeah 60s like elvis

no no it's like 60s elvis is like 60s no what what is the genre of music of the hairspray soundtrack that they're all doing the mashed potato to i don't know what it was called then but that was also like pop music for them but that's more about the time 60s

yeah and a bit of people need to make more music like that people need to make more music like that and then they also perform like that like when bruno mars performs it they're all wearing like matching colorful suits and they've got like a live band.

They're all doing, you know, the jive.

That's my vibe.

Yeah.

No, it's music for everyone.

That's what Bruno Mars has said, that that's what his goal was.

Like, I think he like saw some performers growing up and it was like music that everyone can like.

And he was like, I want to make music like that.

I'm like, congrats, Bruno.

You did it.

Things you did.

Things you did.

That.

Cause a lot of like older people love Bruno Mars.

There's nobody who could.

say in earnest that Bruno Mars makes bad music.

Okay, Jackie, add to your list of goals.

Like, let's go to to Bruno Mars concert.

Let's fly to one.

Like, that's a good goal.

Put it on your list.

I mean, maybe not this year.

It's like going to be hard for me, but still, like, in the next two years.

Kind of like a different goal.

It's like wishes, but yeah.

Yeah, it's, it's going to make a wish, but

dreams and wishes, aspirations.

Oh my gosh.

And also,

Rascal Flats are going on tour soon.

That kicks off.

Did we miss Uncasville?

No, I believe that like there's one, there's two in Florida, not terribly far and i think they're like in april

they they made it hard for us for sure they made it hard for us but i'll fucking be there somehow someway

um let's talk about the real house festive beverly hills a new episode aired last night and what has been like a decent season not bad not good a little sleepy um i thought last night was actually a very good episode without like a big i think bravo feels like they need a big blow up and somebody pulling someone's hair for things to be explosive And I feel like last night was a good example of something like

a really good episode.

Nothing crazy happened, but like it was really crazy how Kyle finally read that text message and it was exactly, and she's talking to us, being like, look, it's innocent.

And what you're reading is like, no, no, that's exactly what you said it wasn't.

Yeah.

No, it was much more.

You know, you can tell me things and I'll never tell anybody.

I never have.

It looks like next week is a blow up and I'm sure she blows up at that spa and then it's a to be continued.

So we'll get the rest of the fight in two weeks.

In two weeks.

But yeah, there were a couple things happening.

One, I also thought it was interesting.

Everyone wants

Bose on their side.

It's, it's so crazy.

I feel like people have not courted a new girl.

Usually the new person has to prove themselves and try and get in and say, hey, what about me?

When there's a lot of drama going on, they kind of get left behind because you're not a part of this.

But I guess because she has been such a friend to Doreen, and people do just sometimes just really click and hit it off and connect.

quicker than other people.

That is something that happens.

Like, and that's very normal.

Yeah.

Like everybody showing up to Bose's house after she got surgery when they've known these girls for three weeks like it really is courting is the perfect word like it's really crazy I don't remember a time in which a new girl a has not had to work hard at all and B like everyone's sort of like dying to get her on their side and I think that like when Kyle came over like it was like the most awkward like disingenuous like this woman just had surgery and you're going on about like Mo and Dorit rumor last year not even that she comes over and she says I feel like

Bose doesn't have a good understanding of me based on like things that Dorit has said it in to Bose, but also like in front of the rest of the group.

She was like, I feel like she just doesn't know, understand who I am as a person.

So you're going to choose the day that she had surgery to go to her house and show you who, show her who you are.

Like she don't give a fuck.

And by the way, the editors like really are not feeling Kyle this season because at that scene when she's visiting Bose at the edge of her bed, she's like, well, you know, like me and Dore, like, we didn't really, you know, Dareet never like opened up to me about what was going on in her life.

Meanwhile, they cut to a scene last year where her being like, honestly, I feel like my marriage might not make it.

And then a year later, her marriage doesn't make it.

I just keep saying everyone is like, Dareite acted like everything was so perfect.

She never shared.

She literally was ringing the bell all last season.

Even that scene where like PK does the pretty woman thing for her was like not a happy romantic scene.

Like that was not a good moment.

And she like, she has shared the entire time, even this season, like every therapy session.

Because nobody listens.

Right.

That's why.

When you say she talks too much, maybe listen to what she's saying so that you can call back to it and remember things that she said.

And I love that when Garcelle came over to like also blow smoke up Bose's ass, she was going on about why she doesn't like Doreet and she was like, well, she just doesn't listen.

And it's like, that's why you don't like someone.

Like, it's not like, oh, well, she killed my friend.

Yeah.

And Bose was like, okay.

And like, nobody listens.

Yeah.

So she talks a lot.

That's not a thing.

It's not a crime.

No, it's not.

And I'm, I really am like loving.

It's, it's rare to see somebody who's so untethered to anyone.

And Bose really just comes in and goes with her gut.

And I think a lot of times like a new girl, even if she's not being courted, but like if she is, like, goes where they think the audience wants them to go, it's always easier to go with the bigger group.

And it's just like Darit and Erica over here.

Like

Erica's really on the fence.

Right.

To see somebody like so in control and like seriously making their own decisions just based on judgment, based on gut, based on what they think is so refreshing and so rare.

And also when Kyle was like, she didn't share this stuff with me and Bose

called snuff sniffed it out in one second.

She's like, she was the first thing she told me when she met me.

And they throw back to her.

My husband's an alcoholic.

They literally shake hands.

She's like, I'm going through a separation.

My husband's an alcoholic.

It's been really hard.

And so Bose just said, this is your friend of 10 years.

She does not believe Kyle that Darik didn't tell her those things.

And she was right for that.

No, it's like so crazy to see somebody with like such a gut instinct following that.

Their gut is right, but also just not being influenced at all by like TV or like, you know, Kyle's like the OG.

Like, who would want to be on Team Kyle?

Like, she survived, you know, X many seasons.

Oh, speaking of.

No, and also think of all of the new people who have come on the show who have either stayed or left that like Kyle really doesn't

go out of her way to get to know because she's like a mainstay.

She doesn't need the ancillary characters like and it's just so crazy to see her really going out of her way to butter up bows when she's and it's not working and she's never even done that before like yeah no but she's really desperate she's that's why she's like hanging on to garcel and sutton and the the scene when they were playing tennis where they finally like sort of addressed the issues in Kyle's marriage because I guess like on its surface Kyle really hasn't told us what went wrong in her marriage she alluded to something like a breach of trust in the reunion she didn't get like pep she she just kind of like says these things and thinks that it's sufficient.

By the way, she's not alluded to it at the reunion, which I watched.

That was the only time I guess that she's mentioned it.

And I completely forgot about that until they played the clip because this season, as she tells the story of her marriage, she never, ever, ever mentions it.

So at the reunion, her feet were held to the fire and she had to say trust was broken.

That's all she said.

But no, it's never come up to the point that I genuinely forgot that.

And I've been here for all of it.

So the fact that like her safe place in this group is Sutton and Garcelle and the three of them sat down and Sutton Sutton brought up the fact that what do you mean there wasn't fidelity?

You told us.

Remember that thing you said once two years ago?

And then Garcell in her interviews is like, I mean, we've all like heard the rumors for years about.

So at least Sutton was able to lean on that thing that she said at the reunion to like back her up.

It's like, oh, you said it.

But I think there is so much more that is both known to the group and whispered in the community.

Whispers.

But I think that they know stuff like through probably true sources, but also through Kyle.

Maybe off-camera, Kyle has told them stuff.

Yeah.

But the fact that they brought it up it was such a weird moment okay i also while i thought like it was funny haha chuck e cheese i also thought like sutton trying to do something nice for erica when like she was so awful i'm like

okay like it was just like

And I know Erica, she's like accepting the graciousness, but also like never forgetting like who was there for her and who wasn't and who was awful to her.

And Sutton really was.

I thought that whole thing was so disingenuous and so weird.

Yeah.

And especially because it was spearheaded by Sutton.

And like, there's ways to do like a cute girl's night out.

I just don't like Chuck E.

Cheese just like didn't do it for me.

I can't get over.

Did you think that was sponsored?

No, but they did make Chuck E.

Cheese like look pretty good considering Chuck E.

Cheese has kind of been through it.

Do you remember that controversy with the pizzas?

No.

Like if you got a pizza at Chuck E.

Cheese, and I can't get this out of my head.

The pieces like don't line up perfectly in the pizza because pretty much they're like when someone doesn't finish their pizza, they like take the old thing

and Google it.

You'll see these like mismatched pizzas.

So when they got their pizza, I'm like, are they eating someone's Chuck E.

Cheese pizza controversy?

You'll see they're like all different shapes.

I'm at Jackie.

Do you know who?

Shane Dawson.

I know.

I know that Shane Dawson.

In 2019,

YouTuber Shane Dawson posted a video that claimed that Chuck E.

Cheese's recycled pizza slices.

The video went viral and led to a statement from Chuck E.

Cheese denying the claims.

So Shane Dawson's video presented photos of mismatched slices on half and half pies, suggesting they were randomly placed and not a part of the same original pizza.

He also claimed that a a high school friend who worked at the restaurant confirmed these suspicions.

Chuck E.

Cheese denied the claim, saying that their pizzas are made to order and that the dough is prepared fresh in the restaurant.

And Chuck E.

Cheese explained that the misshapen slices were simply a byproduct of their freshness.

I just want you to know, like, I know that Shane Dawson isn't like a trusted journalistic source.

I can't help it that ever since that came out, I can't not think about it when I think about Chuck E.

Cheese.

I'm like, that is so gross.

That's so gross.

Although the pepperoni pie that they showed last night was definitely cooked.

I was like looking to see if the pepperonis lined up with one another.

And I'm sure like

we knew that their pepperoni would be on TV.

This would be a great moment to combat.

So they made an original.

They definitely put their whole Chuck OC into that.

Yep.

1,000%.

The stench remains for me.

1,000%.

I never even heard of that.

That's so crazy.

So like if two different people ordered a pie and they didn't finish it and there was like three slices left here, they take their extra slices.

And it's like, they probably do that.

So I was was to say, like, I saw people on Twitter being like, oh, it's so funny.

Like, girlhood, how's I?

That is not

girlhood.

And it was weird.

Like, and honestly, like, for as much as Garcelle has been pissing me off, like, she has so many redeeming moments.

So, Kyle, are you a lesbian?

Like, thank you.

Actually, it took someone three years to ask that question.

Like, so I can't, I can't quit Garcelle because she really does.

It's both her and Sutton, like, they have redeeming moments when they like say the obvious truths, but they get empowered by that.

And then I think they like attack people, like, a little superfluously.

And honestly, at the end of the Viper Room scene, when Garcelle was like, but Dore, like, how are you doing?

And I love that Doreet was like, are you fucking kidding?

Like, why are you asking?

I love that she said that.

And she explained it perfectly in her interview when she's like, she sees the state that I'm in right now.

If she even, one, she doesn't genuinely care how I'm doing because she doesn't like me.

But even if she did, like, to ask me that right now, when I'm at level 100,

why?

Yeah.

And I'm sorry.

Dorit is like absent.

And I've never seen somebody like who's like every season, somebody's going through something.

Right.

And like like the women either attack or lift them up.

I've never seen somebody who's like actively going through something so deeply and also slaying.

Like everything, every fight, every argument, she's like not getting beaten down.

She will not go down with this shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's.

I won't put my hands up.

And just like back to Chuck E.

Cheese, like, I feel like they could have gone to like a bowling alley or an arcade, but like something about Chuck E.

Cheese, it's like it's so for kids.

Like there are adult entertainers.

Chucky, that's why it felt sponsored.

There are adult entertainment, Dave and Villagers.

But like, yeah, so funny.

it was for kids.

The crowns didn't fit them.

Like, what are you doing there?

No, I'm in agreement.

And like, ha ha, Kyle got up on the skeet ball and threw the ball in the glass.

Ha ha.

You know, ha-ha.

Yeah.

So.

Oh, also, I love that they, like, immediately addressed in real time, because usually I feel like it would happen after on social media and then brought to them reunion, the vein.

Yeah.

And I like that Kyle was like, knew exactly what was being said.

And she was like, yeah, the last time my vein popped like that was, you're such a fucking liar, Camille.

And the flashback to that like actually brought me so much joy the vein was really popping yeah that

yeah it was it's it's not a good season for Kyle one I think in herself like she doesn't really I think she feels like lost because she's going through a lot but two like

She's acting poorly within the group.

She is being a bad friend.

And three, like the editors are not letting her get away with one singular.

No, they're really not.

So then it ends with like this text.

By the way, I can't wait for the fucking reunion when they go back and watch Doreen never said in Oceanside, wherever they were, but that her and Teddy, I forget what it was she was accused of saying, but she actually, even Erica was like, Dorit, you did say that.

She did it.

No, no, no.

But so then they go to the text message, which now Kyle is saying, like, that Doreet is bringing up these texts with PK just to make Kyle look bad when she doesn't actually care.

And I've really tried to like place myself in the situation of like...

By the way, Dorit did not bring it up.

What?

She brought it up at the Viper.

Garcelle did.

No, but I'm saying.

In terms of the group, Garcelle made it a thing.

She says that her and PK Texas.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then when it got to Darik, she thought it was just the memes.

And it's like, even if you're just sending memes, and so you really have to put yourself in the shoes of like, this is a couple that you're friends with on this couple.

Like the girl, we're close and they're the boys are close and the girls are close and we're all kind of friends.

But it's not like...

I wouldn't say it's like Dana and her husband being friends.

You know what I mean?

So like really like a couple.

And really, and no matter how many ways I think about it, like if the woman of the other couple were texting the husband, being like, I'm here for you.

I will never tell anyone.

by the way and both couples are getting divorced right it is so

at best unnecessary at worst inappropriate and then that she would have that picture up on her phone of doreet giving them the hug i think that was one of the lowest moments of dorit's life that was right after the robbery right a hundred percent and she's like hugging her friend there was someone like literally just someone she knows literally she's like no makeup like just so

distraught vulnerable vulnerable like I think if you know her as a friend like you know that nothing about that moment was a pass at your husband no it really and by the way it couldn't have been because Dorit's husband was right there in the hug right and then we do and I could see Dorit like getting confused and like thinking that Mo's back was PK's back and I do think I said this last week but like I do need to fast forward to the happy future between Mo and Pee Mo and Dorit Mo and Dorit

and maybe PK and Kyle should be together.

Maybe that's where this is like, maybe it's just a wife swap.

Come down.

Even though I don't see that.

Mauricio could really, Mauricio could really provide financially like the sort of life that Doreen needs.

I just, crazier things have happened.

Somebody's gonna be.

I feel like at this point, they maybe, even if they had feelings for one another, that they never would have acted on, never.

I feel like at this point, the world and even their spouses are pushing them towards each other.

Yes.

Yes.

Although, because Doreen is not a bad friend, she doesn't talk to Mauricio.

So they're actually like, not getting closer because they don't text, they don't talk, they don't communicate because it's inappropriate.

I could see sooner Kyle and PK getting together because they text all the time.

And you know, I would never tell, like I never have.

What have you never told me?

That text was so embarrassing.

She thought it was just

a standard.

You would have had to waterboard that information out of it.

And now she is true.

She thought that this was just a standard like text of support that you send to someone.

And if you were sending a text to someone to be there for them, even though you're on your wife's side, it'd be like thinking of you, like want the best for your family, like, you know, always here for you.

Even always here for you is a platitude.

Fine.

You can tell me anything.

I would never tell anyone.

Just like, I never have.

What have you never have?

And not to be like an even bigger conspiracy theorist, but did you find it interesting when she read that text for the first time to Bose?

It was a screenshot

of this conversation.

Like if you had nothing tied, why wouldn't you just go to the conversation and scroll?

Is it because there's so much?

No, and it was like her text was the last one.

So like, what was his response?

So it was, it was cropped to a square.

Like not the full one.

And what was above it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Somebody to think about.

Yeah.

So she thought she ate with that.

And also being like, I I would never show my phone.

Like, and I understand that.

Like, I'm an adult.

Like, I don't have to like prove myself.

And she's like, but I'll show you this one time.

First of all.

Right.

Like, I'm going to make an exception just to prove how right I am.

Meanwhile, you're literally.

Just to prove how wrong it is that you asked me to do this.

I'm going to do it.

Right.

I'm going to indulge.

Do you think producers would ever let her get away with not showing?

Yes.

But then she would have to show at the reunion.

Like, I feel like as part of this show, she had to show.

And I think maybe if Dorit and pk like ever were to reconcile or anything the first thing dore would do while pk sleeping is go through his book yeah

and also let's even though it's not just memes what memes would the two of them be sending back and forth to each other that they have such like i send memes to people how many inside jokes and like things where it's like we really like i've common ground on something like same like funny harsh opinion of something like what the two of you have in common that you could only share with each other that mo and Dorit wouldn't appreciate because they're so not aligned.

Well, that's the funny thing is like the season she's really maintaining that like her and Dorit's friendship was like really never that deep and they actually like you know never spent time together, but you have so many inside jokes and things to text her husband about.

Wouldn't that imply if you're you have any sort of relationship with someone's husband, that would imply that like that girl is your friend?

Yeah.

So it just negates her whole argument from the beginning of the season and the Amazon live thing.

And yeah, well, yeah, it all goes back to that.

But that was just like such such a, such an obvious like lie, you know?

Rude.

Yeah.

Well, the Real Houses of Beverly Hills recap that you needed is that.

And that is our show.

That is our show.

Don't forget to put your musical producer hat on.

I was going to say, I saw a breaking news notification having to do with TikTok.

Oh, TikTok reveals when the app will shut down in the U.S.

Yeah, I think it's Sunday.

The app is shutting down on Sunday.

Oh my God, we, but what about our challenge?

You guys get to work.

Hashtag toast theme song.

Put the challenge on reels if you really want us to see.

I would recommend putting it on either platform, but if you put it on one and tag us and use the hashtag hashtag toast theme song, that will suffice.

Don't worry.

But you only have until Sunday if you have a TikTok.

And like if you're putting it on TikTok, like definitely also put it on Reels because you just have her now.

And if you want me to see it.

And why not stop?

Why stop there?

Like head over to YouTube Shorts.

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