Alls That To Say, Shavasana: Tuesday, October 22nd, 2024

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Bruno's here.

Jax is here.

Claired is here.

And squad going up on a Tuesday.

More on a Tuesday, I would say.

It is a choice.

It is a choice.

It's a choice.

Now, we are choosing to discuss lots of things here at The Toast.

You know, I love to discuss things at a glance that we're going to be discussing the fast five.

Run of show.

Run of show, as they call it in the biz.

In the theater.

The run of show.

Fast five stories, swirly energy, parjalicious things.

But we would

make the boys go loco.

But we would be absolutely remiss.

We would be absolutely devastated.

We would literally be heartbroken if we didn't discuss like what the hell went down on the internet last night.

Literally, I have no idea what.

Okay, so I don't even know where to begin other than the fact like.

Jackie and I went to the era store over the weekend.

So many people were like so excited to hear Jax's take, her review of the whole experience.

Did the swirlies have a swirly time?

We came on here.

We said it was the greatest show.

Well, you said it was the greatest show on earth.

We complained the whole time that there weren't enough of our favorite songs.

It was, we said it was so joyful, such a positive female experience for mothers and daughters.

Like we couldn't have been more glowing.

Like, yeah, we complained about like not wanting, like wanting more of our, our fave songs, but like, that's just life as a girly.

Like you just complain.

No, we could never have generated the amount of clickbait that you guys in the comments generated for us by saying,

Jackie's so negative what you left early if i read if i read the comment section i would have thought jackie came on the show and said taylor swift is an ugly untalented wench and left early because she was so offended by what she saw the comments like i i wanted shock i want to say thank you for all of the clicks that you generated because i think people were like so shook eager to hear what i had to say that would leave a comment section like that so then for them to hear that i say it's the greatest show on earth my favorite parts were actually the things that i thought weren't gonna be my favorite parts and then the things that are always my favorite parts actually i love things even more like it was She literally couldn't decide which her favorite era was.

Was it reputation?

Like there were too many favorites.

That was a crazy wild ride.

I saw that people like were so upset that I left early.

She didn't leave early, you guys.

But again, you know, listening comprehension is key.

Like I was going to leave a few songs early, no matter what I experienced, because to me, like getting home an hour earlier is worth those three, not hearing those three songs.

You guys, I literally left the Stanley Cup a minute before the game ended so I could beat the traffic out of the stadium.

Like, like I've never stayed at any show until the very last.

Literally, same.

I'm always running like during the encore to get out.

Like, it's so misleading to say, like, they left early.

We left a couple of songs early.

And by the way, if we didn't, I saw people there literally till 3 a.m.

trying to get out of the parking lot.

Like, it's like, uh, it's what you do when you're at like a big, it's literally like not a big deal.

People were being so nuts.

You guys like, Charlie, how could you leave early?

Like, you guys,

we had the best time.

Like, it was seriously so crazy.

Like, no, no, no, it was so crazy, but I was actually actually like very highly entertained by the unwellness taking place in the comments and i am worried about a lot of you i hope that you know you can get the help that you need if that was really your takeaway from the episode like so negative what do you mean i spoke about the concert for like 30 minutes my we were having the best time i went very much into detail about my every single thought on everything but like if you're not interested in like a in the

comprehensive review of the show i don't know what you what you thought I was going to say.

It was great, period.

No, no, this was my favorite.

This is what I wasn't expecting.

This is what I wanted.

Sorry that my surprise songs, that I didn't love them as much as you might have loved them.

Like, no, are you okay?

It was really, it was something else.

I was so shocked.

Like, if you would have told me yesterday.

And then, because I left a few songs early and that I don't know that I had thoughts on the show that I don't deserve to go to the tour and it should be for someone else.

Mind you, every single person who was around us and we spoke to everyone around us because there were so many toasters.

And then like other people were like, oh, what do you guys do?

We just like, we were, we got there early for Grace Abrams.

So we were talking to people.

Every single person we spoke to, This was either their second or third viewing of the show like the swifties have seen the error store there is space for me to go and see it one time and leave a few songs early so that I can get an extra two hours of sleep.

That's what it would have been two hours like the actual like you explaining yourself like I'm actually embarrassed like Jackie seriously I'm not even getting into the late like this is so crazy like

so the volume of comments.

I'm like

where's this engagement usually?

Right, right.

No, I have to thank you for the engagement, but I also have to worry for your sanity.

Yeah, I don't know like where this influx of like actual haters came from.

Like it wasn't our, it wasn't the toaster.

Like I said, extrapolation is okay when you trust your faves.

Like these were, I don't know where the hell these comments are.

Maybe we ended up on like a Taylor Swift subreddit or something.

People being like, these girls hate Taylor.

And they didn't even actually listen to it because it was so.

Oh, they said, oh my God, these girls, these podcasters got tickets to errors and they left early.

Yeah.

If you just see that, then like, oh, you think I hated the show and I left early.

No, I leave a few songs early for everything so that I can make it home in a timely fashion because I have to get up at 7 a.m.

and take care of two children.

And like no, seeing

a song is worth that extra time of sitting in a parking lot in traffic wishing I had just left 10 minutes earlier.

No, please stop explaining yourself.

Like I'm actually embarrassed.

Like this is so stupid.

And I just want to say, I don't know what, like, we should have checked like where some of the incoming traffic was coming from because it definitely like was.

It definitely was like some like hater rate.

Like I don't know where.

It was so, you guys, Jackie and I were like literally like we finished the show.

Like sometimes sometimes we're like, we know we say something like a little.

Yeah.

And we're like kind of refreshing the comments.

Like, what's the temperature?

What's everyone thinking?

Seriously, we like went on with our day.

We literally got lunch.

Like I was so not thinking about it.

I'm like, they're going to love our era store recap.

And

the woman was too stunned to speak when she picked up her phone.

No, I never would have thought that like leaving a few songs early would garner that reaction.

And then you could ask me like, if I knew that people would be so offended by that, would I not have shared that part?

Like, no, I feel like that was germane to my recap.

Otherwise, like, what would I lied about what I saw at midnight?

No, and Jackie also, like,

went to the era tour and this was what she did and what she thought.

Like, it's like, really, you guys, it's not that fun.

I never, ever would have thought that, like, saying that I left a few songs early would have guarded this reaction.

And what's so funny is then there was, like, the regulars who came to the...

watched the episode and they were like, based on the comments, like, I would have thought,

I wasn't expecting, you know, this glowing review of the Arist Tour.

So, Jackie, how much did you hate the Arrows tour?

I loved the Eras tour.

It's seriously.

I loved the Eras tour so much.

I wish I had more and I stayed longer.

No, like it really was.

Sometimes like, you know, in this line of work, you know, like sometimes you say something and it's going to like, it's, it's like a hot take or it's a controversial take.

You're expecting some sort of influx, but every now and then, like people like genuinely misunderstand what you say.

And it's so frustrating because you're like, I literally didn't say that.

Yeah.

That is like

enraging, actually.

And like, this was a perfect example.

Like we literally sat here and like the words that literally came out of your mouth were like, it's actually the greatest show on earth.

Like that really was the this was the best.

That was the best.

And she talks all about how like so many songs from like different parts of her childhood like and resonated with her and like brought her back to XYZ moments.

Like it couldn't have been a more comprehensive analysis.

And

I was seriously, I was in shock.

It's so, so crazy.

I've not experienced like directed at me like the toxic Swifty fandom.

Yeah.

And I'm, I want no part of this.

Like I stepped on a landmine.

Like, get me out of here.

Yeah.

That's exactly out of here.

That is exactly what happened.

You guys,

you guys.

And it's like, on the one hand, I'm an OG, Taylor Swift, and I've been here longer than most of you.

And if you have been here as long as me, that means you're pretty old.

Yeah.

And it's time to grow up.

Yeah, it's time to get out of the comment section and go back to work.

And I can understand if you listen, you're like, oh, she left early.

I wouldn't have left early.

And then moved on with your day.

Yeah.

But the ire in the comments was on another level, you guys.

It's, it's time as the, as the people say to touch grass.

Yeah, it's giving, it's a touchgrass moment.

Between the toes, betwixt the toes, socks off.

Well, all that to say.

All is that to say, like, Shavasana.

Shavasana?

Godspeed to all.

Like, well wishes.

I don't even know.

Like, seriously, I don't even know.

Yeah.

That was crazy.

That was crazy.

And I feel like there was also something else I wanted to clarify from yesterday's episode, like something I got wrong.

But

Well, we'll save it for the

corrections department.

Totally.

I watched Only Murders in the Building last night.

Why?

Because Ben and I were like really struggling to agree on something.

And like we had randomly picked up in the middle of season three.

So we were like, whatever.

Let me tell you that shit is so good.

Like it's really a perfect show.

Yeah.

Like it doesn't grab, like have a grip on me like it used to.

I feel like when it first launched, like everyone was obsessed.

And by like at the end of the second season, it was like the same thing twice, you know?

Yeah.

But it's kind of a perfect formula.

It's really good.

Like it's really, really good.

I think I started the third season and it like didn't grip me.

And then I just moved on.

But like if you're in it, it is really good.

Like it's so well written.

It's such a funny concept.

They always get you.

Like because there's a murder every season.

Like you really have, like we found out who the season three murder was last night.

And like I never would have guessed.

They really got me there.

That's good.

I'm reading my book,

One Perfect Couple by Ruth Ware.

Oh.

Do you know her?

Do you know her?

She wrote It Girl.

Do you love that one?

No, but I know her.

She's like a swirly writer.

Yep.

I'm not loving the book, but it's for my book club.

So I do have to finish it.

There's two books called Perfect Couple.

What?

No, this one's called One Perfect Couple.

And the other one's called The Perfect Couple.

I don't know.

It's a little, it's a little close for me.

Yeah, but I'm not loving this book, but I do have to finish it because of the book club participation.

And then I have to start the Red Heads book.

So it's a big reading week for me.

Oh, my God.

Opposite for me.

As usual, like...

staying on trend with me the whole year.

I haven't picked up my book.

Like it's, I'm in the middle of like six books.

Yeah.

Me too.

I can't like nothing.

I went back and finished one that I was in the middle of.

Long Island Compromise.

Oh my God.

I finished Long Island Compromise.

Yeah.

Like I seriously am in the middle of the Beatrice, Beatrice Redheads one.

What's it called?

Beatrice Williams.

Husbands and Lovers.

Okay.

I am in the middle of Sarah's Key.

Oh.

I am in the middle of this one that I picked up in the Hamptons bookstore.

It just like looked cute.

There was like a couple of bikini swirlies on the cover.

I'm in the middle of If You Lived Here, You'd Be Famous By Now, the book that's being picked up by like Kim Kardashian.

Called Ross one.

Yeah.

Oh, that's cute.

Is it good?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm like literally like 8% in.

I don't think I'm going back.

Yeah, I'm like 20% into five books, which actually equals one whole book.

If you do the math.

That's true, Brewie, Louie.

I'm just not.

I'm not in my reading era.

It happened.

My era's era.

Heart.

She's afraid.

No, I'm afraid.

By the way, are you warm?

Yes, which is funny because the studio was so cold.

We walked in here and I was like, Jackie,

the air conditioning on this side of the house like has been broken for a while.

And like, I'm now working on it.

My coil situation is all full circle.

And remember, you could be.

It's my bedroom too.

Your bedroom didn't have air.

So I fixed my coil.

We got the air up and running for treaty next day.

But now the air is on wind blast.

The event is right above us.

So fucking cold in this studio.

Us wearing blankets yesterday.

They're both pregnant.

Like I can't.

They're both covering their baby.

Like I just actually, I happen to have like seen so many comments from you.

Usually I try not to like look at all the comments.

It's really not good to like see that many opinions of you of yourself like every single day.

I really, I checked up the tap comments because sometimes people are being funny, but like, I really try to stay away.

But yesterday, I like went deep because I was like, What's going on?

They're both pregnant.

I was like, Okay.

So, I'm like, Oh, we can't have a blanket today.

Everyone's gonna think.

And literally, it's so cold in here.

Are you sweating now?

I'm

warm now.

Also, like, my pants, and actually, these pants aren't gonna help the pregnancy rumors because, like,

my belly looks big.

Bruno was never beating a pregnancy allegation.

Never gonna beat them.

Um, just just ignore it, okay?

Yeah, no.

So, So like between like trying to like sit in the position for my deli and then like the pants, it yes.

All is to say I'm warm now.

Okay.

I'm warm now.

Oh my God.

So funny.

We also had a unbelievable meal last night.

Like I have to give a shout out to Jax for like whipping up.

Such a pargelicious dinner.

Like not me eating so well here.

I can't stress that enough.

Like, and I'm eating such whole, well-rounded meals.

Like even this morning for breakfast, like your house is just full of like real food.

I like, I live in the house of like a frat house.

So it's like, what do you want for breakfast?

A bowl of cereal?

No, this morning I had a yogurt, some fresh fruit, and a slice of sourdough with butter and salt.

Like not me, like checking off all the food pyramid tiers.

That's what we're trying to do around here.

No, it's a nice life you've got.

I've really like revamped my life and it's something that like I take really seriously is food.

I don't know what we were watching.

Maybe it was lessons in chemistry or maybe it's like one of these million like things that I get targeted on reels where like someone said like food is medicine.

Is that lessons in chemistry?

I feel like it's so lessons in chemistry but it's like it's the fuel for your body like it is important what it is no it's it's like you wouldn't use you use premium gas right i do use premium gas what a crock

no seriously true but like that's how i think of it now i never used to like i actually like if something was homemade like yucky of course the garbage no no homemade did your hair come along too with it yeah like if it was from like the factory never get to garnish with your toenail like when something was from like the factory factory sealed, like it couldn't have been better.

And now I have done a complete 180 in my life.

And it's taken like 10 years.

It's not like I woke up one day.

Like it was a very slow

roll.

But so this is the end product.

And I'm glad that you're noticing it and appreciating it.

It's really lovely to like

exist and like stay in a house where there's just like so many like different options.

It's not like I feel like in my house when I'm hungry, I go to like the snack cabinet.

I'm like chips, pretzels, things of that nature.

Chips to the cape and clam bakes.

And like, that's

like, those are my options.

Or if, like, you're in the mood for something, like, you have to go and get it or order it because you don't have it like stock.

No, and like, here, like, oh, I just want a pastry.

Let me just go grab a sourdough discard and whip it right up.

Right, right.

But that's also like a product of having kids and like they need all of those different food groups.

And I definitely wasn't getting in on my food groups before kids.

Like, I was just like, what do I feel like today?

Yeah.

So I'm feeling really like, you know, full in a lot of different ways.

I'm so glad.

So you enjoyed the dinner last night.

It was so good.

Like one of your best.

Oh, well, thank you so much.

It's a half-baked harvest recipe.

So good.

It was chicken parm, but half of it I didn't parm because some people were like, we want just non-parm.

No parm.

Yeah.

That's my name.

No parm.

Nope.

So you have any beverages over there?

I'm kind of thirsty.

I have this really strong coffee.

Oh, Magnet Spretz.

Usually I have my thermos, but today I was like...

I was hoping for like a sparkling water or something.

Oh, or my big tumbler that I've been using on the show.

Yeah.

Which is a really great way to sneak in some hydration.

It is.

But no, I mean coffee's not hydrating.

I actually think if you took a sip of this, you would vomit because I would pass away.

It's just real coffee.

No, I don't like coffee.

Like, that's not from like the grocery store.

And I don't know, if I'm like thirsty, coffee's not hydrating.

Coffee is not hydrating.

It's dehydrating.

It's dehydrating.

What are you looking at over there?

A bottle of water that might be two years old.

Oh, as an Alexander.

It's got some condensation at the top.

It's not opened, which means if it was never opened.

Yeah.

No, I'm not drinking that.

I'm not drinking that.

Do you you have anything in your quarters you want to go grab?

I do actually.

I do have a nice beverage.

Why don't you go grab and I'll tell everyone how much I love the Arrows tour.

Okay.

So yes, the Arrows tour.

I'm in my Eras era.

I'm in my brewy era.

Let's get real.

Brewis Lewis.

It's just me and you again brewing.

Okay,

I'm old up.

Also, something I noticed in the comments, which I was grateful for because I didn't notice it without the comments.

Yesterday was the first day in like a number of shows where I made it through the show without singing.

I'm so glad my Travi

made it to the big game.

And it's because it was beaten out of me like by the Arrow store because I got a certain, I got what, how many songs did she do?

It's like 50.

I got 50 Taylor songs that were now in my head and Travi didn't make it to the big game.

I just want to shout out to Ben Soffer for never cleaning up his like side of the bedroom.

He did leave this gargie-parchy Gatorade.

How was that in my house?

Who let that in?

He probably picked up like the guy.

How did that pass security?

Well, it was on his nightstand and here I am feeling hydrated with Gatorade.

I'm in shock.

Yeah, I know.

This is, we're not like a Gatorade house.

No, like, seriously, how did that get through the doors?

It's kind of delicious.

It reminds me of the world.

It actually looks really hydrating in Parge.

It is hydrating.

And Parge?

I wouldn't say it's Parge.

No, actually.

It was getting the job done.

So that's Parge.

Gotta get the job done.

What are the stories like today?

I feel like what is even going on in the world?

That's what the stories are like today.

What is even going on in the world?

Oh, it's not.

Oh, I just got a sneak peek.

In syncs, Joey but

don't join those spoilers No spoilers.

No, I'm cracking up that harks back I know I know I see I see a larger developing story.

Okay, okay, okay, I see okay

I'm older.

I'm older

So also say no rush to get to the stories.

Oh, okay.

So you don't want me to do what I need to do No, I feel like we could keep chit-chatting shoot the shit a little longer.

What's going on in your life?

I mean you've been in my life.

We did split up.

For all of of it we did split up kind of early last night like right after dinner yeah because i was editing a vlog a really fun vlog i vlogged i told you guys about this when claudia came i was like cooking and everything so i'm just like using my big tripod and vlogging around the house yeah i don't know if you did get introduced to the tripod if you guys um don't follow us on social media that's really crazy of you so i would definitely change that um but if you had wanted to see the um kind of critically acclaimed tripod on wheels that we spoke about on Friday's episode of The Toast, we did find, finally you kind of like hid it for me i couldn't find it all day yesterday

because the kids play with it so ugly it's like it's a marvel it's literally like wally

um

we finally were able to get it on camera and it's up on our tick tock slash instagram reels right now if you want to check it out so you should follow us like to see that but also to see the content i'll be creating like with this on the tripod fancy tripod even like i did an ad for dreamland baby yesterday on my tripod and like you could tell that the angle was new is all i'll say yeah and i i saw everyone kind of whispering in the comments like how'd she get that angle

that's what i saw is is her phone floating she hates the aerostor

she hates the aerostor oh my no now that clip is gonna get taken and put back oh no i think they'll clip when i said taylor's an untalented did i say ugly too no no no what did i say you said like untalented study but it was hyperbolic i think i said untalented ugly wench i don't think you would say ugly honestly we should make that the title yeah let's invite more hatred like it's so good for views like i know it's hard it is hard it is a hard road to walk but it bears fruit.

Let me tell you, that's like a line of like, like, that's a strategy for a lot of people who do what we do, like podcasting, social media.

And it's like saying and like leaning into like the craziest things that they could possibly think and feeding off of that toxicity in the comments.

I'm like, that could never be me.

I hate any sort of like drama.

Yeah.

That's why I'm always like, I love everything.

Like I'm like afraid.

Yeah, that's so you.

I love everything.

Yeah, but I do.

I'm really kind of a lover of all things.

Why were you giggling?

I was giggling at the thought of that being the title.

Taylor Swift is an ugly, untalented wench.

Can you stop saying that?

Like,

actually, can you stop?

Like, you, like,

what do you want?

Okay, Taylor Swift is a U-U-W.

Like, stop.

Like, seriously, stop.

I don't want this.

Like, seriously, if you're going to be like that, like, go.

I feel like if actually, I feel like if we did not work together, you would be one of those people who like has.

No, because it's, I wouldn't do it.

at the end of the day, not because of the controversy, but because it's devoid of facts, because that's not like what I said.

And it's just sort of trying to have a moment.

Like I would have a moment, but I appreciate like when it's factually accurate.

So for that reason, I wouldn't do it.

And for that reason, you're out.

Yeah.

But not for like the same reasons as you.

However, we both end up out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For whatever reasons they may be.

We all got our reasons.

Now, I think to avoid like you saying anything else, we should dive in.

What do you think?

I think so.

So?

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All right, Jacks, let's see these stories.

Oh, yeah, I see some of the tabs.

Oh, wow.

You're really spoiling them for yourself.

For myself, yeah.

Well, we're sharing an iPad to like our Florida.

We're a little a budget down here.

Like, we don't have two iPads.

No, we just, we share one.

Yeah.

We are so deprived.

Our first story is an update in Liam Payne's death.

The toxicology results have been released, and they indicate that multiple drugs were in his body at the time of death.

So the toxicology results, test results indicate that Liam Payman had multiple drugs in his system at the time of his death last week, including pink cocaine, as well as cocaine, benzodiazepine, and crack, ABC News reported, citing sources.

Pink cocaine is a recreational drug that includes ketamine, methamphetamine, MDMA, opioids, and or new psychoactive substances, according to the NIH.

Wow.

So that's like

five drugs in the one plus the benzos, I think they're called.

Yeah, that's like, I know benzos.

What's benzos?

Crack is crazy.

Benzo's like pills, like pharmaceuticals, right?

Like you actually can be, I think I actually was prescribed once for like my back.

You can be, but they're obviously like also can be abused.

Yeah.

I mean, that's a lot of drugs.

Like that's really, and then when you see like the state of his hotel room, it kind of makes sense, like full picture wise.

But also I had heard the 911 call from like someone at the hotel calling the police just being before they had found him.

Just like we have this guest who was really erratic.

We sent him to his room.

Like we think he might be you know on drugs and alcohol, but there is a balcony in his room.

So we're a little worried.

They kind of like like knew.

It was really, and it was like kind of chilling to hear, like foreshadowing.

Yeah.

I think I had read that also some of the drugs that he was on could cause hallucinations.

So oh, for sure.

You know, and when you're mixing, like, yeah, it's a recipe for disaster, which is what it it resulted in.

You know, when his dad flew down to Argentina and

there's like a video, he's standing on the balcony trying to like understand how someone falls off the balcony, like of this height.

And it's kind of like a tall barrier.

It's not like a low hanging.

And he's like mimicking different movements.

It's like so sad.

That's really sad.

I didn't see that.

Yeah.

So

the

partial autopsy determined last week that he died of multiple trauma and internal and external hemorrhages as a result of his fall from the balcony.

So right.

And he must have fallen like and broken his neck, right?

Like, because it's a third floor.

So that's not like an automatic way to, way to die, right?

Right.

It depends what the area of impact was.

Right, right.

Literally so sad and like so crazy.

So sad.

I feel like the whole entertainment and music industry is like still reeling from this.

People are still posting their tributes.

Obviously the fans, it's just definitely like.

taken everyone.

Yeah.

No, the 1D community, like they're seriously in mourning.

They're like, especially on social media, like they're really not okay.

It's really upsetting.

It's really sad, like, especially like when you think about that, he's a seven-year-old kid.

Like, yeah.

So that's the latest.

Yeah.

Just, I'm

sad for everyone.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Which is some random beef.

File this underground.

I love this.

File this under random beef.

Okay, who?

Me and Jake from Safe Farm?

Ariana Grande and Elvira.

I'm obsessed with this.

So Ariana Grande is disheartened by Elvira's claim of rude behavior behavior years ago and recalls having an anxiety attack.

So in a recent,

the actress Cassandra Peterson, she plays Elvira.

And that's from what?

The Adams family?

Like from something spooky.

Something spooky, but it's like something Ariana Grande.

When I hear Elvira, I'm like, oh, there's the one Elvira that's like, yeah, Morticia Adams lives, but I didn't like actually know who that was.

And no, that is who we're talking about.

It is, yeah, she's from Mistress of the Dark.

She's like an iconic spooky woman.

Yeah, what is she?

And that's really Ari's beat.

So like Ari, it makes sense that like...

Yeah, I feel like Aria is dressed up as Elvira for Halloween like multiple times.

Yes.

So the actress who plays Alvira, Cassandra Peterson.

posted a recent viral YouTube and TikTok video recalling one of her worst celebrity interactions, alleging that in an on-stage horror-themed event that Ari once refused to take a photo with her after asking she pose with a large group of Ariana's friends and relatives.

And then her remarks like drew booze from the crowd.

So then Ari commented on the post the following day, right?

So Elvira basically said like Ari refused to take a picture with her, but Elvira was really gracious taking pictures with all of Ariana's friends and family.

Yeah, that she apparently love Elvira.

She brought a really big like group with her.

Yeah.

So then Ari commented on.

a post the following day saying that she was so disheartened to see this.

She said, quote, I actually don't even remember getting the chance to meet you because I had an anxiety attack and to my memory left before the rest of my family.

This was around seven years ago.

And at at the time, I was really not great with being in public crowds or loud places, which obviously makes sense because of Manchester.

I didn't understand that inference.

Yes.

She said, but if I'm misremembering this moment, I sincerely apologize for offending you.

So thank you for being so nice to my mom.

She told me how lovely you were.

She might have different feelings about that now, but I'll talk to her.

Clearly, we all have our days.

She concluded by writing that she was sending love always.

You'll always be our queen of Halloween.

Okay, so she's the queen of Halloween.

Thank you.

I want to say that like, I kind of really like that Ariana Grande didn't just like roll over and take this.

Like, I feel like a lot of times when you get like called out for something, even if like in that moment, like you have a valid excuse, like it's always easier to be like, I'm so sorry.

Like, I was having a hard day.

I kind of love that she gave a lot of context.

Like, one, I was having a lot of, and now, by the way, thank you, like her putting into context the whole Manchester thing.

Like, it's natural for anyone to be like, not like, oh, bubbly and so nice to everyone, like, when you're in a big crowd, like that makes total sense.

And I kind of love that she like responded in a really kind way, but also like gave me back to Elvira.

Like, one, I don't know if my mom still likes you.

And two, yeah, bitch, I was going through a lot.

Yeah.

No, it was kind and shady.

It was kind of perfect.

She's owning up.

She's not like saying that she didn't do that, but like, she's giving a very reasonable reason as to why she did.

And just like also taking the high road with a little bit of low to it.

I think it was a really good statement.

And it like shuts down the whole thing as opposed to things spitting out.

Elvira says.

And I don't like,

one of my least favorite things is like when people call out, like, when celebrities call out other celebrities for being rude one time, when like it so lacks so much context and like you really truly never know.

Like remember Candice Cam and Marae and Jojo Siwa, Joe, what Jojo was like, she took a picture with everyone except for me.

Like whatever.

Yeah.

No, we're like flaw.

Flaw, right?

Just talking about this.

Right, right.

So like I,

and I think like when you, when it comes to like, you know, you want to be marked safe on the internet.

So like someone who's in Ariana Grande's position is always going to be like, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Cause like apologizing is the only thing you can do.

I like love that she didn't.

Like honestly, like because

yeah.

Maybe she was having a bad day.

Like it's fine.

And if she is just like a bitch who would do this to anyone at any time now everyone would be coming out of the woodwork saying i had the same experience then it wouldn't even matter if she apologized because she's gonna do it again because that's just who she is so like yeah give someone trust your faves no and like seriously seven years later talking about one moment like that's well if she was asked what's the worst celebrity encounter like you know yours even if it was 10 years ago i do but i have the thing is like if somebody were to ask me in like a big you know like in a real interview like who was your worst celebrity encounter i would say who it was and we all know it's hillary duff but i would also say, like, I actually can acknowledge, like, in that moment, like, I was probably being annoying, yeah, and like, I was like an annoying 16-year-old girl, and like she was just trying to have fun on vacation.

And, like,

you know what, I would have been mean to me, too.

Like, yeah, like, I can hold space to the fact that, like, I wasn't being like perfect, yeah, like I was being annoying, and I was like, non-stop staring at this person who just wanted to be enjoying her life, right?

So, yeah, like, the most gracious person would have put up with me, but like, sorry, maybe she's not the most gracious person.

I'm like, that's okay.

Yeah, is that it?

Agreed.

That's on growth, okay?

Like, not me taking responsibility for the Hillary Duff saga of 2016.

Well, 2012.

I feel like you always do.

No, no, I actually don't.

Like, I've like, I think in the past, I've really historically blamed Hillary for that entire scenario.

Um,

but I'm woman enough and like grown enough to admit, like,

like, why was I staring?

Like, me and my friends, like, like, actually get a life.

Yeah.

And maybe now, like, you've been in that position a little bit, like now having seen the other side.

Dude, I would never act like Hillary did, honestly.

If someone was like staring, staring.

But the thing is, in this day and age, I feel like things like this happen a lot less because the second you have like an interaction with a celebrity that's less than glowing, you're taking to social media.

And like celebrities really want to avoid that.

So, if anything, like social media has kind of course corrected that.

And I think that celebrities like do things and take pictures that they wouldn't ordinarily want to do because they're afraid of like even one tweet.

Yeah.

Because it can look at James Cordon, like it can, it can start a whole Ellen, it could start a whole social media, like it could ruin your career.

One tweet, yeah, yeah, if you, especially if you have like a pattern,

a pattern, the pattern, the pattern, yeah

so what was the story ari and elvira who knows what's next for these two

yeah ari and the alvira like take it to the ring like let's take it to the streets yeah so funny so funny and like seriously i commend the lack of like not just turning over and being like i'm sorry i'm bad like um me and me arianna i like it i just i like that yeah And you don't expect that from Ari because I feel like she's very like, you know, she doesn't get in like controversy a lot.

She's like real like pleaser.

Yes, but then when she actually speaks, like she's always saying something it's true she definitely has like a point of view she has a point of view and i like that about her yeah

it's funny we've been talking about ari a lot recently and like i'm forgetting about our era of like really being disappointed

yeah you know now it's just like glinda no

it's glinda yeah it's glinda slash mrs spongebob to you like she is still dating this guy no i know you can think about it too much but it's really crazy how like enough press like just kind of pushes the news cycle down And I'm just like thinking about Ari

and Ari alone.

And you have to think about Ari.

Like this isn't her first rodeo.

Like remember her big scandal with the donut chop?

Like she's kind of used to it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

People always have the donut chop.

I know, but everyone really let that go.

Yeah.

Well, the thing is like I, and I think like most people, like Ariana Grande has been through like a great deal of trauma.

Like I give her a lot of runway like to just act out.

No, but the donut thing happened before.

Oh, did it?

Before Mac Miller too?

Yeah, I feel like maybe.

Yeah.

And so

it was just like absolved, you know, because she like, she obviously.

What was the name of that donut chop?

Because I feel like when celebrities like, I literally know the name of the yogurt chop that Demi Lovato like was triggered by the diet, like sugar-free diabetic.

The big chill.

It's the big chill.

Like if you see what I posted on my story last night of Demi Lovato and Alison Stoner.

You know what I did?

And like you were obviously on like a reals tear last night because you sent me some of the weird, like I woke up from like with like four distance.

You went to sleep too early last night because I was on a Reels tear.

Like, I knew I was sending you stuff and like, it was just gonna, like, like, then I would have to, like, watch it all together.

Yeah.

And then you just, like, don't get the punch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Demi Lovato on her show that we were talking about where she talks to Kid Stars.

She talked to Allison Zoner about that viral moment from Camp Rock where Allison Zoner's like playing the piano.

They were just like breaking down the behind the scenes of that.

Oh, what did they say?

Allison said, production said, just like play something and we'll put in something after it so she didn't even know what the beats were gonna be and she just gave a little doo-dee-dee-doop yeah

when she heard what they layered in after it was like so weird or something like you would play on like one of the children yeah no it's seriously like one of the weirdest scenes and then they have demi being like and then i had to be like that's really wow she's really good

demi says it and it overlaid with mitchie like it was just really funny that is funny No, I feel like I'm also coming around a lot on Demi Lovato.

She went through like a couple of insufferable years.

Yeah.

The big chill, Ice Cream debacle of 2019.

But I feel like she's like happy in her life.

Yeah.

And that's like radiating.

And I'm actually every time I see her, I remember when she was like doing that stupid alien thing.

Like she was.

I saw a clip also.

I got reels of her on her alien show.

And she said that like one of the ghosts was kind of stuck.

They couldn't move on.

And so she sang.

Yeah, by the way, that's old.

That's the insufferable era.

I know.

I know.

I didn't think it was new, but it was just like sometimes old shit comes up.

And it was like, don't forget, Demi Lovato once sang to a ghost to pass on.

Yeah.

What is she saying, skyscraper?

Oh, I don't know.

I couldn't stick around.

So I feel like we haven't talked enough about, like, she did, like, she's kind of, I'm coming around on her.

She's I feel like I talked about it because I was saying how I was stalking her Instagram recently.

Don't know why.

And she's doing like a lot of cooking and like with her man's and she seems really happy.

And like then she's also doing her show.

And I had noticed that she was trending upwards.

And she's like chilling.

Like she's not trying so hard.

Like she's just like enjoying her life.

And it's nice to see somebody like

stable, like doing well.

They need to break down that Camp Rock scene where they're like, um, they need this one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Camp Rock.

Yeah, oh, Bruno, it's okay, it's just Camp Rock, and they also, it's Bruno, don't worry, it's just Camp Rock.

They also need to break down this Camp Rock scene,

whatever made you a loser.

No, it's seriously so funny, and like the fact that like that movie raised us and we're not bigger losers is actually miraculous.

Well, it was all out of balance, right?

Yeah, because we were also watching like Clueless and Mean Girls and like the OC.

And yeah, so we had like a wide range of interests, yet they're also all incredibly basic and everyone was watching the same things yes yeah yeah yeah are you ready for our next story yes what number three kristen cavalari breaks her silence on jay cutler's du i arrest oh i wasn't waiting for her to speak honestly no but she speaks like for a living and this is something that happened so close to her so she did have to address it and it's like the plague of being a podcaster it is but she handled it like a pro which she is because she made a brief statement at the start of her most recent episode of her podcast sharing that she had recorded the episode about breakups before the news of jay's arrest.

So she just put in at the top, I do, of course, wish Jay the best and hope he gets the help that he needs, but that's all I will be saying about it.

Yeah, honestly, I kind of wish she didn't even say anything.

I really don't like this culture where like we demand people speak.

Like him drinking and driving has literally nothing to do with Kristen Cavalier.

Like, can she be left out of this for once?

Yeah, but I feel like if she didn't say something about it, then not me.

Other people, like annoying people, Grant, Chris, didn't talk about this.

Why didn't Kristen talk about that?

So it's private.

Nipping it in the bud, like addressing it by saying, like, that's all I'm saying about it.

I think, again, is like a Par G way to to handle things yeah but like it just bothers me like it's really not her problem no it's not like now well she didn't she didn't drink she didn't drive like now she has to deal with the fallout like this literally isn't even her man yeah but i think people like she talks about things and she talks about like let's be honest yeah that's her thing

so um i think it's congruous with her brand to just like bring it up yeah shut it down what do you think the relationship is like i feel like it was contentious like during the actual divorce because there was like a lot of money going around um but i feel like they're actually like good co-parents now, but I have no proof of that.

Yeah, and I don't know why I have the vibe that like she just got more custody.

Not to do with the DUI like recently just shook out where like she's with them more.

She's also been posting them more, which she like never posted them before.

Maybe they're old enough to like consent.

Or like just.

Their agreement has changed.

I don't know.

But I feel like they do a really good job, even if it's hard and we don't know.

She makes it look not hard and like she makes it look really smooth.

And she never drags like it into the public space.

I think she handles it like really.

And I'm sure it's riddled with drama.

And like, I'm sure he's difficult.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But she's like, you know, does it all for the kids and honestly, it's really classy.

Yeah.

She keeps it classy.

Yeah.

In a non-ironic way.

Yeah.

It's hard to say that term without it like

keeping it classy without it's having like the opposite of classy.

No, and classy has just kind of become a word like an insult exclusively used on reality TV.

Like that's not very classy of you.

And it's like, what does that even mean?

Like look where we are.

Yeah.

No, like we're on reality TV.

No, this is classy.

No.

And it's like, I feel like it started with like the house.

I was like the older women, like who use it in a real way.

There used to be a time where the word classy meant something.

And now it's just kind of like corny.

It's so corny.

And it's a shame because it's a good word.

Yeah, we lost another good one.

Add it to the list.

We should start a list of words that like truly have no meaning anymore.

Like classy being one of them, gaslighting is another.

That's one of our faves.

Yeah.

Like that, like that gets used so much in like culture and like internet usage that like the actual definition of it no longer applies.

Well, that would also be literally.

Yeah, dying.

Dying.

Because if we all died as frequently, like there would be no one left on earth.

Rip.

Rip.

Rip humanity.

Rip to civilization.

Rip.

Speaking of rip, when is Yellowstone coming back?

Claudia, that's our next story.

Okay, well, I don't want to go there yet.

It's so weird.

Because you don't know.

Did you know that?

No.

I did it for yourself.

I didn't see.

Because I was thinking as I was looking for something to watch, and I ended up watching Only Murders last night.

I saw Ginny and Georgia.

I was like, oh, new season.

No, it hasn't come out yet.

There are some shows that like seriously take three-year breaks.

And now, obviously, Yellowstone had a lot of drama, but also Zag Astra.

Zag Astra.

But what is the D, where the hell is Ginny in Georgia season three?

Now, let me tell you something about Ginny in Georgia.

First of all, you would love it.

By the way, you guys, Jackie would love Ginny in Georgia.

You know what it is.

It's one of your bad shows that's actually popular.

It's like the number one show on Netflix.

Your favorite boy is in it.

I feel like, I feel like if this guy's in a show, like you like it.

Jason Street, the actor who plays Jason Street from Friday Night Lights.

That's your favorite boy.

I do love him.

He's like your

Richard

from Bold Tell.

Yeah.

I was going to say, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The bold and the beautiful.

That's what I almost said.

Yeah, like there are certain actors, like you can't really define their genre, but it's like bad, you know?

It's like working actor.

Yep.

Yep.

I feel like Jason Street is like a little bit more elevated because he played like one iconic role.

I don't even know his name, Scott Porter, I think it is.

Literally his number one.

Scott Porter, date of birth.

Address.

Well, he's in it.

And by the way, I think you should add, like, I'm actually really going to insist that you add Ginny and Jordan to your contemplate.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm older.

Yeah.

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Thank you, Turtleine.

Really, what can I say?

Except you're welcome.

You're welcome.

Are you obsessed with that song?

Hearing it every day here?

No.

It's pretty good.

Of all the songs that like the kids make you play like 4,000 times, it's not the worst one.

No, it's not.

The worst one is C is for Cookie.

Yes, I definitely agree.

Our next story to answer your question, Yellowstone Season 5 Part 2 trailer is here.

The end is near in the explosive finals.

We're never going to see it.

I just watched the trailer.

It just still doesn't feel real.

And like, it was there.

And it was there.

there i was rare i don't even remember like how the show i have to watch like the last couple of episodes again right so

they just dropped the trailer for the new upcoming season and it looks good and john's in it john's in it john's in it maybe like i don't know he passes in the first episode but he is there like they definitely talking about stuff they definitely do and they should kill him i think i think for the plot line it actually works yes and for like the vibes on set i feel as though it probably well the set set is done.

So no, but I'm saying if like day one of shooting, the first episode, they kill him, like for the remainder of the episodes that they had to film, they could go out like on a nice note.

I just like don't know why he couldn't like stand a few more days of

filming.

The show comes back on November 10th, which is like tomorrow.

Oh, that's really soon.

Yeah.

So we can watch it.

You might still be here.

Probably.

So there you go to answer your question.

Okay.

What do you think is going to happen?

Like, I think it's so obvious that like it's probably not going to be like John dies and they battle it out for who gets it.

And obviously, Beth and Rip get it, and that kid becomes their, like, ward.

No, I think, well, one, there was in the trailer, like Casey, and who's the president of the reservation?

Oh, Classic Guy from Twilight.

Classic Guy from Twilight.

They do like

a blood oath.

They like, you know, it's very like...

Like a pact.

Yeah.

What's that movie?

Hangover.

No, like

about the witches, Sandra Bullock and

The witches.

Yeah, when practical magic.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Yeah, it's very practical magic.

Anyways, they do an oath, and I think that it's going to end with an alliance between the two of them of like somehow sharing the land.

And then it goes to Casey's son, who is like of both worlds.

Yeah.

It ends kind of in a partial way.

Like that is part jalicious, except what about Beth and Rip?

Like what?

They're being punished because Rip like grew up without parents and Beth was,

what's the word?

Uh

sterilized.

Against her will.

Yeah.

How is that fair?

No, it's not fair.

So, like, I know, but life on the ranch isn't fair.

But I mean, Rip, like, the ranch still needs to be worked.

Right.

So he could be like a labor, but he doesn't get to own any of the land.

Like, nobody loves, and nobody knows that land better than him.

Casey doesn't.

Right.

So, like, I don't know.

Maybe there's just a partylicious pact.

I mean, it would be nice if it was a partylicious pact, but I feel like there isn't a perfect solution for everyone.

I feel, and I kind of want it to end that way, where it's like a piece for Gretchen Weaver's

partial Yellowstone air I like am not rooting for Casey.

I know he's kind of like the obvious choice because it fixes a problem, you know both worlds But like you literally abandoned your family for so many years and like you didn't even help with the ranch like meanwhile like there's rip every day slaving up at dawn like I don't know.

I just feel like manual sweat equity and like labor has to count for something Yeah, it should be

for me What about the old guy too?

Who's the old guy?

You know, the one that's always around that was eating the young girl.

He's like he's like a but but he's not like a part of the family.

Rip is different.

I'm just saying, if you want to talk about like sweat equity.

No, he's like a paid employee.

So it's very old.

No, Rip is family, yeah.

No, I agree with you.

And anyways, also to say, usually I'm not about the like peace for everyone and like everyone's communist energy.

However, like that's how I expect the show to end.

But now in thinking about it, like I also would love a choice, much like succession, where it's like, and now it goes to Tom.

Love it.

Same with Game of Thrones.

Like they did choose someone.

And I do like a choice.

So even if it was like someone we hate, Jamie,

that would be entertaining.

Yeah, I actually agree.

It can't be Jamie, though.

That will not be like, please, no, never.

He cannot be rewarded for everything that he's done.

Like, I like,

but even if they said, like, Casey, it goes to you.

Yeah.

I will accept that.

Well, who do you think John's favorite kid is?

Casey.

Yeah.

Who do you think John thinks is most capable?

Beth.

No.

maybe Casey.

I think they need each other.

I know, he's just like,

he's just like,

yeah, I mean, just Beth and Rip are so entertaining.

Yeah, no, and like, yeah, that's it.

Yeah, like, it's to me, like, he doesn't get the one-liners.

Like, I don't think we're supposed to be obsessed with him.

He's just an easy one.

Like, clear winner, successor.

But that means we're not going to get.

But, like, it's not a show that gives like happy endings.

I feel like they're going to lose the ranch.

But also, like, Beth and Rip, they don't have heirs.

So it's not really an answer.

They have that kid.

Who is that kid?

Like, I'm sorry.

That's a way we're child, but he's literally like Rip 20 years ago.

Yeah, sure.

But he hasn't put in 20 years of work.

He's going to.

He just showed up.

Like, I'm sorry, it doesn't all go to him.

Yeah, yeah.

No, it's so true.

They literally picked him up on the side of the road.

Meanwhile, like Casey's kids, like, hello.

Right.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm looking forward to seeing what they do.

It's nice to have a show back, you know?

It is nice to have a show back.

So November 10th, we'll see what happened.

What has it been?

Like four years?

The first part wrapped up in January 2023.

So it will have been almost two whole years.

That's literally a little crazy at all.

A little dramatic.

Where is Ginny and Georgia Susan 3?

I feel like everyone's over here talking about, and by the way, I actually met that, I met Ginny at an event.

She was like really cool.

Her name is like Brianne something.

Brianne of Tarth.

Brianne of Tarth, yeah.

Honestly, she should have won the Game of Thrones, Brianne.

Totally.

Justice for Brianne.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which was kind of teased at the beginning of the show?

You were like spoiling my big announcement.

I don't know if I've said this and if I have.

I must say it every time we talk about in sync and Joey Fatone specifically, but I actually remember where I was when I realized that his last name was not Fat One.

It's Fatone.

Yeah.

Like Olivia told us me.

Do you remember that board game we used to have that we would play at our house in Florida?

Like

it was like a card game with like in sync.

No.

I feel like Olivia would remember.

We were sitting at the table.

She was like dining down table.

Yeah.

The youth.

We were sitting at the dining room table and I was like, fat one.

Ha!

She was like, it's actually a fatone.

And I was like, seriously, my whole, like, my worldview has never been the same since that moment.

I wonder if she remembers that.

I'll ask her tonight.

I feel like you're not talking into your mic like you usually do.

Like, it's like in your neck, which is so not like you.

Are you calling me fat?

No, you're like always on type of mic placement.

I mean, I'm sorry, I'm so comfortable.

I'm having such a good time.

I never have to correct you, but like I've noticed.

I know.

Was I just being like Mary Orton vice?

I think so.

You were literally like, you were talking like this.

Like, if I were talking like this, Claudia, would you stop me?

Yes, you would.

I was talking like that?

Sort of, yeah.

That's so not like me.

Right.

I didn't even know my IT.

I didn't even know how to tell you.

Oh, my God.

How long?

A few minutes.

Oh, you guys, I'm really sorry.

I actually feel like it was okay.

The only thing I know, like, the thing is, there's a huge microphone.

You talked like one inch to the left of it.

So yeah, no, the only real issue, the only, and if anyone's curious about like the IT, you know, the tech behind the magic.

The really only issue is if you talk away from the mic.

But still, there is a huge microphone.

You're talking one inch away from it.

It's a little bit lower, but you can still hear.

Yeah, and to be honest, I picked up the vacuum yesterday.

The microphones need to be doing better.

Like these are expensive microphones.

Like, find my mouth.

Do you know what I mean?

I need like, you know, like an automatic door, like one that follows you.

Yeah, I need a micro microphone.

I'm so emotive.

That's actually a really good idea.

Sure, get on it.

Maybe work with Heil.

Yes.

Sure, a Heil.

Anyways, our fifth and final story.

Joey Fatone's big news.

Joey Fatone's big news.

He is joining and Juliet on Broadway with Charlie D'Amelio and he'll be singing Backstreet Boy songs in the show.

Yeah, they do.

I forget which songs that they sing, but the classics.

Yeah.

Who is he playing?

So he will join in the role of Lance, replacing original Brothermade cast member Paolo Cesat for a limited nine-week engagement.

That's like, it's giving, I don't know anything about the show, but it's giving Lance a lot.

Just saying.

Paolo, what?

He's playing Lance.

Lance.

Like the way I saw this show, and every time we talk about like different cast members, I could not tell you who any of these people are.

It's not Lancelot.

Lance Dubois.

Is it Lancelot?

He's a supporting character.

He's Angelique's love interest and Francois's father.

And who is Angelique?

Who is Francois?

And where does Charlie fit in?

She's just a dancer in the back.

She's in the chorus line.

Yeah.

And by the way, she's making a lot of TikToks with like the fellow swirlies.

Like, I think that they're loving her and she's loving it.

I know.

Charlie.

Charlie.

It's once again a reminder: like, your son shares a name with the greatest talent of our generation.

I like that for her and for him.

And for him.

Charlie.

Happy for Joey.

And for Joey.

I feel like being a member of one of those bands, well, really not even Backstreet Boys because they've been like back together for a while and they like all make a living.

I feel like being one of the lesser known members of InSync is like probably like a terrible fate, to be completely honest.

Like Justin Timberlake left and like, he's a billionaire.

Now, I don't know if any of them ever even tried to do solo performances, but as far as I know, like a lot of them do.

Like that guy, Chris, like does like solo in sync appearances.

Like I don't think they're very high paying.

And it's just so crazy to see like Justin Timberlake out here like doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

And like some of his bandmates, I bet like can't even pay their rent.

Like for real.

I think that being an in like the one of the other members of InSync is better than being like one of the other members of.

98 Degrees.

At least I know their name.

Okay, so yes, there's definitely fates worse.

But I think it would have been better for some of them to have been the band that never took off.

So that like 35, they just got a job.

I just feel like these guys, like anything that they want to do in a certain realm you know like if they want to go on dancing with the stars they can do like they can really do i think i think you're speaking exclusively for jc shize like take him out no land fast oh actually i forgot and then chris we are always seeing chris no no we're actually not okay i guess i'm exclusively seeing always on the cma red carpet because when i talk about like no you're thinking of aj from backstreet boys he's always on the cma red carpet we've interviewed him twice him too no you're right i guess there's no any door is really open to them like maybe not the biggest most best A-list doors, but like a lot of doors are open.

They need ancillary.

They need hosts for stuff.

They need cast members for this show or that show.

Lance Bass.

Maybe you want to host a cupcake wars?

Made a life for himself.

I completely agree about that.

You want to start a podcast at iHeartRadio?

Sure.

Jay-Z Shizay did date Eva Longoria, and that's not nothing.

That's not nothing.

And then Joey Fatone is like...

a cultural icon, especially for the Greek community.

He was in my Big Frank Greek when he won two and three.

A cast member in this movie?

Sure.

Yeah.

There's a lot that they can do.

I think it must be really fun and like kind of low stakes low press plus they have a lot of instagram followers they could also hawk some ads like i think it's actually a nice life and then look at meanwhile look at justin does anyone seem more miserable so these guys seem like happy guys it's true like well adjusted not that i know any of them no i know i feel like lens bass is definitely like a happy person Yeah.

Oh, and you want to go do a Broadway show where they sing your songs?

Sure.

Oh, but no, he's singing Backstreet Boys songs.

Oh,

yikes.

He's Joe.

He's insane.

Oh my my gosh.

How did we just put that together?

I don't know.

Yeah, because Max Martin did Backstreet Boy songs.

I think they sang I Want It That Way.

I love that.

And so he said they have some bangers, like the Backstreet Boys.

That's cute.

A little cross.

You know what?

I like that.

The story is

like.

Yeah, the story is legs.

It's not the dead end I thought it was.

It's not what met the eye.

It's not what met the eye.

So Mazel tove to Lance Bass.

No, to Joey.

Are you okay?

And Lance Bass just for being gay.

Of course.

Honestly, for being like a queer icon.

Yeah.

You know, I don't even remember Lance Bass coming out, but I am like, now I, like, now I'm like, well, that's going to be a really big deal.

But like, I don't even remember him like ever not being gay.

I don't think that you would have.

Did he come out while the band was still together?

Or did he stay in the closet while the band and then when they broke up?

I feel like when they broke up, I feel like when you think about it, just like One Direction, like, I feel like they weren't actually together that long.

It was just like a powerful number of years.

And they, like, the music had such an impact.

But, like, actually, that's a perfect example.

Like, imagine if one of the members of One Direction came out as gay.

Like, you're like this teenage girl, heartthrob.

Yeah.

You have a lot of pressure.

You don't want to give that up.

Yeah.

Let me look.

How long was In Sync together?

Same with Spice Girls.

Like, I don't know.

By the way, no, but I feel like everybody knows Spice Girls were actually together for one year.

Like, it's so crazy.

The amount that they accomplished in such a short amount of time is impressive.

Okay.

They were active from 1995 to 2002.

Oh, that's long.

And then seven years.

And then again, 2023 to present.

Remember, they like got back together for a movie.

Please wait.

This is really just as you like hit a true low.

Activity.

How long was what were you just saying?

One direction?

I feel like they were together for like 10 years.

Really?

They were formed in 2010.

Zane left in 2015.

And then...

And then when did the rest, how long did they last without Zane?

I kind of liked it without Zane.

Like, I thought four was a good amount.

They went on hiatus in 2016, and that was that.

All right, so six years.

Okay.

That was also really interesting when Zane left and how the band really wasn't impacted that much.

Like there was a lot of drama, but I feel like some of their best music came out after that.

And like they're, we're still selling out.

Like when Camilla Cabello left Fifth Harmony, like they had to break up the band because

Spice Cross were together for six years.

1994, they formed.

Their breakthrough came between 96 and 97 and then they split in 2000, respectively.

That's pretty long.

So that seems to be the shelf life for a band such as these.

When you're not really.

you know, the Beatles, but then you have your other problems.

Right, right.

Like you're annoying.

No, like you guys are best friends, but like you also, like, there's a lot of inviting.

Like, bands that are put together like this.

Yes.

Not like childhood and the history of the world.

You don't have history.

Yeah.

You and me.

By the way, you know who's still together?

A lot of history.

Uh-oh.

You know who's still together?

Lady A.

Classic, but no, like in terms of like boy bands.

They don't get enough credit.

Five sauce.

Five seconds of summer is still together.

Like, I think they also do their own solo projects, but they seem to be like having a good, you know, work-life balance.

Link 182.

Simple plan.

Well, then it's like a lot of these bands took took huge breaks but those aren't boy bands so like yeah so when someone is the drummer and someone's the guitar player we all know our place when we have like five main singers yeah well jonas brothers five seconds a summer everyone has a place there's like a band so we need to think of like jonas brothers yeah people who don't who just all sing that's the difference between like a musical group and a band like actually one direction is not a band right so let's think of a musical group what's like the longest running musical group like

oh my god twins

yeah okay but like contemporary, you know.

Just for the sake of the exercise.

Like, honestly, you know who?

Well, they each have their own roles, but like, you know who's out here killing it, like, copacetically.

Like, imagine dragons.

Coldplay.

But again, they're also, there's like a clear role of who's the front man.

Right, right.

I feel like Maroon 5 struggled for a little bit.

Like, you know.

They're a band.

Like, he's the lead singer.

Musical, like, groups are, like, not really a thing anymore.

Like.

Little mix.

No, no, not, not what do I get?

This is black pink.

This is pontoon.

Little big town.

They are not a band.

They're like a group.

They all four stand at the front.

Yeah, country music does it pretty well.

I love a group.

Rascal.

I love a group.

Rascal Flats is a band.

Fifth Harmony.

Fifth Harmony.

It's that five, six-year shelf life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Rascal Flats was a band, not a name.

I just feel like that's up for debate.

That's our show, you guys.

Fast Five Stories that you definitely needed to know.

Especially the last one.

Definitely.

Little dinner table combo.

Maybe you didn't know that it's Fatone, not Fat One.

Maybe you didn't know that he'll be singing Backstreet Boys with Charlie D'Amelio on Broadway.

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