Eras Tour (Jackie's Version): Monday, October 21st, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

And happy Monday that truly feels like a Monday because we have things in which to complete.

To complete, to discuss.

We had a very long and vibrant weekend, which is so par deliclicious.

However, the Monday that follows is the opposite of par delicious.

It's kind of cause and effect, you know, like you can't have one without the other.

Call of the Home Air.

We have a busy day today.

Bruno's vomiting on the chair.

Is he okay?

Brewie Louie, what'd you get, huh?

We have mother's love.

We have so much to get into today.

We did.

Obviously, you know, after a weekend.

So let's keep talking about how much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Instead of actually talking about the things, why don't we just talk about how many things there are?

Yeah.

Well, there are so many things.

Like

there are, you know, things in which to discuss, of course, the stories.

but Jax and I went to the Eris tour.

Now, for me, that's obviously not a big deal.

I'm going to have a regular.

I have another Friday night for you.

I'm going to have a regular.

But after literally six years and not one single spoiler, Jackie Oshray finally went to the Eras tour.

I did.

So where would you like me to place my recap?

Because our first story today, like is Eras tour, Miami recap.

Um, at a glance, because she did do other shows that we weren't at and other things happened.

Um,

I think we should just do it at the top of the show.

People are really dying.

I'm literally getting tagged in TikToks being like, I cannot wait to hear Jax.

Jackie.

Do you want to talk about the other things that we have to do today?

Because you have teased all this stuff.

No, no, I really was like kind of talking about the one thing.

Actually, there are some other things we need to do today.

The Eras to our recap, the fast five stories.

We watched a movie together this weekend.

Oh, I don't even want to call it a movie because it's disgraceful to other films.

So there is a movie that I've been seeing around that's like slowly gotten a cult following.

I think it's getting a sequel.

I think we might have even talked about it on the toast by a director who's doing the housemaid.

And I was like, everything about this movie seems like I would love it.

It's based on a book we watched a simple favor it's also like a famous um

there's like a lot of lore around it because apparently like blake lively and anna kendrick like fucking hated each other they had the worst experience together like two divas and there's a lot of like blake lively and anna kendrick like rumors that started from that movie so it's just like important that we saw it like for research purposes the movie was the craziest thing we ever saw in a bad way it was it was such a bad movie that maybe that's what makes it good it wasn't a real movie it by the way i'm now worried about the housemaid first of all because like there was clear i don't know who to blame most for the movie like because whoever wrote the script like is definitely on my list but like so was blake lively the only person honestly not on my list was anna kendrick like she did a really good job but the director is definitely on my list like yeah and so knowing that he's gonna have a hand in the housemaid that definitely gives me and it's like i think it's a similar i'm sure if i read a simple favor i would have liked it because it was probably like a good thriller with a twist uh the housemaid the same and maybe he has a way of ruining thrillers now we're not here to recap a simple favor before the era is tour.

That would just be just like it's important for you to know we are two girls sitting here who have seen the movie a simple favor.

And let me just say this about a simple favor.

Like I've never seen a movie where they had to like so many times intentionally like say the title of the movie in the script.

Like

hey Anna Kendrick, I need a favor.

A simple favor.

It's like, okay, we get it.

The movie's called a simple favor.

She said it like four times.

Right.

It was really, really awful.

Like I cannot recommend enough running the other way.

Ben Saufer, like I was watching the movie, actually getting like physically angry.

Yeah.

Like, Lebby was really pissing me off.

I was just really confused.

Like, I really wanted it to be good.

And then when it wasn't, I was like, maybe it's not good on purpose to really throw us off.

But it just turned out to be like a whole steaming pile of shit.

Yeah, Jackie thought, like, at first, they were playing a trick on us with how bad the movie was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I really, really did.

So that's just, that's, it was another thing.

That was like a post-Erist tour recovery night.

Oh my gosh.

I decided to stay in and watch a film.

Okay.

So Errors Tour.

I guess herein lies my recap.

Here in lies the recap.

We went Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, Florida.

It's one hell of a drug.

Friday night, night one of three for Taylor.

Right.

We went with our friend Margo Lewin, not to be confused with our sister.

Right.

And we had a really Pargy evening.

Like it was.

We planned it really well.

We did plan it really well.

We were very like.

Time oriented.

We arrived.

I got to see Gracie a little bit of Gracie Abrams.

Yeah, she was actually really good.

I was not planning.

I didn't like care to be there for her.

I actually like a lot of her music, but not enough to get there like two hours early.

I was happy that like she was our opener, not like Phoebe Waller Bridges.

Phoebe Waller Bridges, yeah.

And it was someone who like I've been enjoying.

So that was cool.

And it was someone who was like so happy to be there and having so much fun.

Yeah.

And she's literally Gargy.

Pargi.

Delicious.

And then the Lern came out.

The Lern did come out eight o'clock on the dot.

Very good.

Eight o'clock on the dot, put on a three and a half hour show.

We didn't even stay for the whole thing because I think the whole time we were really worried about like.

the crowds and getting home and walking to the lot.

So we left at the end of surprise songs.

We always said like we would leave a few songs early, but the night was just like getting so long and like your girls are grandmas.

Well, that's the thing.

I don't like, I don't know if I'm just a true grandma, but it was a very, very long show.

You are a true grandma, but let me say this.

I

am now, this is my fourth time going to the Aristotle.

Like I said, the last couple of times I went, I was 28.

I'm 30 now and I definitely felt it.

Like I.

I was like at points, like really not okay.

It's also hot.

That was, I think, the I thought the weather was amazing.

Oh, and it was raining, by the way.

It was raining, but where our seats were, there was an overhang at Hard rock stadium shout out miami's got it all figured out sure we didn't even know it was raining and then we look at the other side and see on the screen there's rain but we maybe i got a drop here or there was actually a nice reprieve yeah it it it was the first time i really felt it on like on in my body you know i was like wow I'm old.

And I'm like one of those people.

Okay.

I'm older.

I know pretty much every song.

So I'm not taking major breaks.

I think there are some people who aren't into Evermore and they sit for that section.

So they get to like refuel or they go to the bathroom and get a snack.

Like there really is no timeouts.

There's no breaks for true swifty.

So like it was,

and I obviously kept thinking like, I'm not even doing anything.

I'm sitting here like being a spectator.

I can only imagine the person who's actually doing all the work, like how she's feeling inside and then having to do it three nights in a row.

But this was the first time that I've been that I seriously was like, oh my God, I can't take it.

Like my body was seriously not okay.

Yeah.

So that was like really shocking.

And the next day we were like all, it was like a narcoleptic household.

Like we were all hungover.

Falling asleep.

Everyone throughout the day was napping on the couch.

Like a hungover day.

And and it was raining.

Like, no, we literally, oh, I could not imagine that.

No, it was just because we had to drive and like it extended the whole journey.

We had like an hour, hour and a half ride there.

Like, it extended it.

We really were being very mindful of our energy levels and just like overall wellness.

Yeah, we were conservationists.

And we didn't want to go to the bathroom.

That was another thing.

So, like, we were really just being like, we, we had really healthy meals on the way there.

We had Caesar wraps.

Like, we were trying to really like seriously fueling up for like a triathlon.

Yeah.

No, that was

what it was.

So the show itself was really so beautiful.

I mean, Taylor really puts it on a jolly good show.

And to be clear, like you have seriously seen nothing.

No, I mean, I've seen like when you went, like I've seen vignettes, but like.

There were a bunch of stuff that are clear like big parts of the show that I

hadn't seen.

During so high school, when Taylor did her like archer thing, that Travis's move when he like makes a touchdown, Taylor does that now.

Jackie pinched me so hard.

I was like, what?

Because I knew it.

No, but I think that's it.

I think I've seen a video of her do that, that, but I thought maybe she did it just one time.

And then she's, by the way, right before that, you guys, I feel like sometimes like the Easter eggs are right in front of our face and nobody's looking at them.

But like right before that, she's saying, like, I have, I'm having his baby, Archer.

I think they're welcoming a baby via surrogate.

Jackie thought that was the Easter egg that Jackie took away from the Aristotle.

Yeah, there were a lot of Easter eggs in our show, which we'll get to also like in the first story recap, like the rep changing, whatever.

So overall, like the show is a feat, really.

Like it's, it's the greatest show on earth right now.

Like no one's doing anything like it it's the greatest show on earth nobody's like working harder than the lurch

However, like I want to go era by era because not all eras were the same for me.

And the way I felt about certain eras actually surprised me and wouldn't have been what I thought I would feel.

Yes, it was interesting to see it through Jackie's eyes and really like reminded me of the first time that I saw it where you're so surprised that like A, some eras are so long, some are so short.

It's really surprised at the song selection and then the total lack of debut.

Like that's like something people were talking about three years ago, but let's talk about it now.

I did not need debut.

What's funny is like as a Swifty, I think I love Taylor.

I always listen to whatever new album I know.

And the thing is, like, I know every lyric to every song that she sang.

Um, I probably loved her music the most, even though you guys know I love it so much now, but I probably loved it the most in like the fearless speak now eras.

Like those songs raised me.

You belong with me, like literally is in my DNA.

And that was, I think, like one of the things in me as it at a cellular level.

That was, I think, one of the best songs to experience with you.

Like, that song is so ashre family-coded.

Yes.

However, those early eras were actually my least favorite.

Oh, that's so interesting.

Of the tour, you mean?

Of the tour.

And I'm going to put lover in there too.

Because, and then this is also like, I guess, a small issue that I have.

We always say how like her singles are not even close to the favorite songs on the album, but it doesn't matter.

You listen to the album, listen to what you want.

Okay, so we didn't get a music video.

No, but like her most popular songs are not, in my opinion, her best songs.

No, but she chooses what's going to be most popular because she makes them singles, which never really bothered me because like, I'll just listen to what I want to listen to.

And I didn't get a music video.

Oh, and she's not performing at at the vmes okay i'll live however it affected the eras tour because those were the songs that she was singing to represent the eras yeah especially red red yeah the fact that we don't get state of grace or holy ground we did not get starlight after all and we instead we get like trouble we're never gonna get together not my favorite and it also affected me during lover because i feel like we always talk about how lover is so underrated but like the songs that we love like Paper Rings, Cornelia Street, like she doesn't sing.

And instead she sings like The Man and You Need to Calm Down.

Yeah.

Which are like two kind of insufferable songs.

Okay.

I'm glad she sang Miss Marikana and the Heartbaked Prince.

Yep, Cruel Summer.

And Cruel Summer.

Those were two strong ones out of Lover.

And she's sang Lover, which like I like, but is not a favorite.

Not an absolute favorite.

No, that's the thing when you're on a tour like of this magnitude, like you can't really be choosing the set list for like your diehard fans.

Like it's really to

appeal to the masses because it's a hundred thousand people and like no, but it would be weird also if she was doing an era and didn't sing the lead single off the era.

Like just because we all personally, and we all have different faves.

So she's singing like the singles from those albums.

And that makes sense.

But it's like, oh, those weren't my favorites.

And I actually didn't get my favorites.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, so that was like something I had to contend with and not something I foresaw being an issue.

And I feel like when you used to ask me what surprise songs I wanted to hear, I couldn't even answer you because I just like thought she played every song.

And I was like, I couldn't, but now I know exactly.

Now I know exactly what songs I didn't get to hear that I wanted to hear.

Which was like Holy Ground, State of Grace.

I did hear Holy Ground Night Two of met late yeah i know and then also we have to talk about our surprise songs so what surprised me was that the eras that i liked the most aren't even the albums necessarily that i like the most but i just love the energy that she brought to them so reputation

reputation was probably my favorite era i agree i also think and you said this during the show which was such a poignant analysis is like it's really the most performance friendly album she's really like giving it her all in terms of like vocals dancing it's the most and you're coming off of like all the folklore evermore era and it's just so upbeat.

It's so good.

Yeah, and like the emotions in reputation are like so real and raw that like you can really feel it.

She's still mad.

Like it's just so like genuine and also the beats in it and like I feel like look what you made me do is actually such a good song that like I missed out on enjoying when it first came out but later in life after I did like a reputation themed soul cycle class I really understood how great it is.

I had the same exact experience where like up until I just fucking love that song.

Yeah, I thought Look What You Made Me Do was like an actual bad song.

Yeah.

And then seeing it live like you're like, holy shit.

Like it's so good.

I agree.

The reputation era.

And you know, I'm actually not a reputation girl.

I think the reputation era is sublime.

Like it's really.

It plays so well.

It's so strong.

It has such a distinct point of view.

And like, and I loved that.

Yeah.

And then I also really loved TTPD because again, like I felt like the emotions, like even when she's like literally losing her mind screaming, who's afraid of little old me?

Like.

I'm there.

I'm in it.

Completely agree.

That was my first time seeing TTPD.

It was longer than I expected because you really realize she put out this big, she's not going to do like a TTPD tour.

Like, this is really it.

So, it got like a full, I would say it was probably one of the longer ones.

Um, a couple of songs I don't think she needed to play down bad, but people love that down bad.

It's so crazy to me.

I know, it's so crazy to me, too.

But I love that she did who's afraid of little oh me, but daddy, I love him, so high school.

And I could do it with a broken heart, exactly.

Those four are necessary.

Uh, it's, I loved, loved, loved that set.

And I actually,

in you know, inspired by you, I tried not to watch so many TTPD videos.

Like, I wanted to just enjoy it, like, kind of fresh.

So, I really did not know what to expect.

And I thought it was excellent.

And I thought the song choices like were probably the best of all the eras.

Like I think that she did a good job.

Oh, and she did Fortnite and she did Florida.

And I wonder if everyone's going to get Florida with, because we had Florence and the other nights had Florence too.

Or did we just get Florida because we're in Florida and you have to sing Florida?

But it's such a good song to sing live.

Like it's so underrated.

And I think we all like all pretty much like felt.

Florence in the building.

And it was still like so exciting to see.

I love that song.

Yeah.

And that felt like really special.

It did feel really special.

And enjoying the TTBC set so much, which felt more like its own concert, made me actually get excited for whatever's next for Taylor that's not Eris.

Cause you keep saying, how is she ever going to end Eris?

It actually made me excited for a day when we get a concert that's like focused on a singular album, like what we should have gotten, but we didn't because of COVID.

No, even a folklore Evermore concert would have been like such a Pargi vibe.

Yeah, good experience.

You know, so it made me excited for the future because like that chunk felt like just a standalone concert and it was so strong, like to be in one cohesive era yes I agree and I I happen to have loved the and I love TTPD so I I felt like she really did it justice yeah in that moment I felt so as well then my probably alt I always I have so many favorite albums even I just said it was fearless yeah

and it's also red but it's also 1989 I mean

1989 is a bop factory like it like earned it is it's so so good and you know I've had a recent renaissance with shake it off like of course it came out and I thought it was like why is this the lead single

And then I saw a video of it at Eras when like the VIP 10 was popping off.

I'm that, oh,

and then, like, it's come up a few times.

It's played in the car because it's actually a really good kid song.

Kid song, yeah.

I think they covered in sing.

And I just like have fallen in love with the song again.

And that was such a highlight.

All of the 1989 songs are just like, Jackie was seriously being Prince William.

Someone commented that on Claudia's TikTok.

And that is a fair assessment.

No, but it was so

sweet.

Like you, and actually, like, no shade to anyone.

like i did use shake it off as a break song like i did take a seat like i was really tired um like we had two completely different experiences during shake it off jackie's losing her mind like pure joy and i'm seriously like heavy breathing i i mean that's so fair that's us during folklore and ever yeah oh during folklore i love them as albums but i did use it as a time to sit my boots were made of crap i might have been walking on like actual cardboard yeah yeah

we're broken i had such a different experience going with you i don't know if it had to do with you or the fact that the show has changed so much like the order is completely different.

So many songs got cut.

She also did this thing where instead of cutting some songs, she really shortened them where she just like skipped over the second verse, which I actually thought was a smart idea.

Yeah, she did like first verse, chorus, bridge chorus.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Which I enjoyed.

Some of my faves did get cut, which was disappointing.

Like the archer.

I would have liked that.

And it was like one of the best parts of the lover era.

Like I really, I enjoyed it a lot.

But I

had such a different like, hi.

You know, certain songs that stick out to you randomly that you enjoy so much.

And for me, you belong with me.

Like, I seriously was having the time of my life.

It was so good.

For me, the fearless era is like my favorite.

I wish it was longer.

Same with Speak Now.

Speak Now is now once enchanted.

Yeah, I don't know why she cut out Long Live.

So I've never seen Long Live.

I've seen the show before.

She's not performing Long Live.

What's the beef?

So at first it was that Speak Now Taylor's version hadn't come out, but the second it did, she added it to the set list.

I just want to say her not playing Long Live kind of like backs up my theory that the song is about Joe Jonas.

Wow, not about the fans.

Right.

You know that I think it's about the time that she sang with the Jonas Brothers and it's like, we were the kings and the queens.

And now that like Joe has been so like disgraced and like all this stuff, like he was not a good

Sophie.

Like I think that's

not a bad call.

It's a good theory as any because otherwise it doesn't make sense because the era's tour is a celebration of her and her fans and her music.

And that song, we thought, is also.

For her to get all dressed for the era to only play one song, like also doesn't make sense.

No, it makes no sense.

Like, I'm offended by like the skipping, the erasure of Speak Now and Fearless.

The erasure of Florida.

And I would have wanted Dear John.

I know.

get it no you'll never but for fearless she does fearless um

you belong with me and love story like it's not enough yeah you need forever and always

we do

that and that's the way you loved me is that fearless that is fearless we needed that but like that's the way but then again it's like i those early eras like didn't hit for me as much as the later ones so maybe i didn't need more of that yeah yeah yeah red was really good i really i didn't expect to be so moved by like the the hat to the child No, by the way, I could have seen you being obsessed with that.

Like it's so, and that's really what we were, like, we were looking around.

Like, it was just so funny.

So you couldn't cry.

Like the girls and like, I can't even talk about it.

They were like, it was so sweet and so precious and like so joyous and like positive that like her doing that.

Like it's the, her doing the, the hat to like a little girl or a little kid.

Like it's a little girl.

It's so.

emblematic, if you will, of the whole experience.

Like there were so many little girls there just like standing.

You don't actually want to talk about that.

So tell me, I didn't say anything.

I did not say anything.

how could you you can't say anything but we could talk about it on the show there was uh a daughter and mom in front of me and the daughter how old you think she was nine or 10 like she wasn't tiny i'm not good me neither but she was actually maybe younger okay but she was tall like she was like at least like eight i'm saying eight i think eight is fair and the eight year old girl stood on her chair the entire time

Right in front of him turning right in front of me and by the way like she I'm not super tall which made her like taller than her mother.

Yes then like then she was like about of course but if she's on the floor she can't see anything but that's literally not my problem like yeah not and what am i gonna be like a big grown-ass woman yelling at a kid at that restaurant but like i was just like this is wrong but is it you know i don't i don't know what the what the right i think she could have taken breaks from standing but it was the entire time

um i did not say anything but i did want to bring it up on the show as just like a question

eight-year-old there so what was what were the other kids doing right what do do the kids just stand on the chair the whole time but i think if you're young enough and small enough to stand on the chair and be like the same height or shorter than your mom like i'm not offended right right but if you're beaming over your mom like like all of a sudden you're like Amari Stademeyer.

Sam.

Like it was like, it was really annoying, but I didn't say anything.

I just like was bobbing and weaving around her.

Yeah.

But yes, not to like make it a positive and negative.

The little kids were so sweet.

And that moment is just so pure.

That's like the real essence of like the fandom and like Taylor.

Like I think she knows her influence always on young girls.

And like, I loved it.

Yeah.

That was really cute.

The energy.

What other eras have we not?

You didn't get into your thoughts on a surprise songs because I know you were like deeply unhappy with that.

Like, like I just, I was robbed robbed um

of my joy no so like at first it's so perfect she starts playing a tune and i'm like i know whatever it is i know it yeah and it's tim mcra and like if you told me like if you tried to gauge my opinion like that tim mcra would be your surprise i'm gonna be like but like considering i knew it and i was excited to hear a song i knew great because then she mashed up into timeless which is a vault track that i don't know yeah i was surprised you didn't know that that one is like a big hit like that was a that was a good get you know that i'm not like super into vault tracks unless they're from 1989 i do know that about you

i look look so forward to Reputation Vault Tracks.

Me too, me too.

But like Voltrax prefrontal lobe, I don't really.

You don't fuck with.

I understand that.

That's fair.

So she played Timeless, which sounded like a Pargi song.

I just like couldn't get involved.

And then she played.

This is me trying

from it's X.

What did she mash it with?

What did she mash it with?

It's on my story if I need to go look.

Yeah.

By the way, that's the thing.

I was hoping we weren't going to get a mashup, but we did.

We got to.

But you know what?

Considering, like, you know, you could get kind of screwed.

I was glad it increased our odds.

It's true, by the way.

Instead of two songs, you're really getting four.

Oh, this is me trying X Daylight, which is a song that I love.

Yeah, Daylight.

Like, so I wouldn't say we got, it's so personal, by the way.

Like, someone.

I'm sorry.

The other night got Llamal X Whitehorse, which I texted you when TTPD came out and I said, do people say Llama sounds like Whitehorse?

And they got it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not right.

They got it.

Well, it's so personal.

And I got timeless.

I think that some people

would hear this and be like, I can't believe you got those songs.

Those are my dream dream songs.

Like, it's, I mean, everyone knows like Met Life Night One.

Like,

we won.

Like, if there ever was a time,

it was full songs.

So it was just two songs and it was Getaway Car and Maroon.

Like, we won.

Oh, I could, Maroon's not for me.

Here's songs that I would have liked to hear.

Okay.

Snow on the beach.

Okay.

The Great War.

Love.

Bigger Than the Whole Sky, which I know is a lot to sing.

You know, some people did think that she was going to sing that.

It's one of her songs, like, about grief and death.

And perhaps you would do it as a nod to Liam Payne.

So there was like theories that that was.

There was space for that.

There was space for that.

Gold rush.

Agreed.

Holy ground.

Agreed.

State of grace.

State of grace like seriously means the world to me.

And you know, at the top of the red arrow, they kind of tease it.

Yeah.

They, and then that's the state of grace.

That's all we get.

That's all we get.

She like opens a trunk and it plays.

Yes.

And it's so fucking good.

Oh, we didn't talk about ATW TMB.

What about out of, oh, ATW-TMB was the highlight of the show.

She could go on a tour called ATW-TMB and play it 30 times and do a three-hour show of ATW-TMB and that would be enough for me, diamond you.

I completely agree.

It was party.

It's so fucking good.

The song is not long enough.

The song is not long enough.

It is such a good song.

And I love that there's no one else on stage, no drama.

I don't even think that there's like graphics.

It's just her and she's like lifted in this big red coat and they throw confetti that looks like leaves during the fall scenes and then confetti that looks like snow during the winter scenes.

I like no notes.

It was snow on the beach.

Correct.

No notes.

That was and that really makes the red era one of the best eras because we have agreed.

Agreed.

Like it was really, and she moved it up.

When I first saw it, it was like much later in the show, but I think it's, it's so good for morale.

Yeah.

It is good for morale.

And then I guess the only thing else that we didn't talk about is Evermore folklore, really.

Which was majorly condensed and really made into one.

They used to be completely separate eras.

They're made into one.

As they should be.

It's like a similar vibe.

Well, only people who don't understand the album say that.

They're sisters.

It's like you and I should be one.

No, we shouldn't.

We're individually.

We are Evermore in folklore and snitches Woodvale.

Totally.

I love Evermore in folklore, but it was like more of a relaxation part.

Did you think there were any songs in that era that particularly hit?

Like, what did you think about My Tears Ricochet?

Cause it's like lauded as one of the most like best part of that era.

When she's like walking down with like the funeral girlies behind her.

Oh, yeah.

Didn't like I wasn't looking at like the lore as closely as every, like, I couldn't even tell you they were walking down with the funeral.

You know what I mean?

And whose funeral is it?

Like, Scooter?

Scott.

Scott's, sure, sure, sure.

For me, I'm just like.

My tears, Ricochet.

Yeah, and then she played Curtigan.

She played Curtigan.

She played an abridged version of Betty, The Last Great American Dynasty, Got the Boot.

Not fair to me.

Agreed.

I love that song.

Not fair to everyone, to human beings.

I love that song.

It's What's Not to love.

More than standing in your cardigan, even though that's not cardigan.

Betty.

Even though it's not cardigan.

And she kept August in.

The girl loves the cardigan as much as I do.

So true.

And that we can relate.

100%.

She kept August, which everyone was excited about.

Yeah, that's a big hit.

No, it was really like par jelicious.

Par jelicious.

And then right after the last surprise song, we left to like hit the road early and beat the traffic.

And we went through the midnight set list, which were all songs that, and I love midnight

more than you, arguably.

Yeah, no, I am having a midnights renaissance.

But the songs that she sings, and we could hear them as we were walking away.

I was like, okay, with the decision.

The only song I would have really liked to hear was Masterpiece.

Mastermind.

Yeah, she loves it more than me.

Masterpiece by Jesse J.

You know, but it was worth getting home at a reasonable hour.

Right.

Midnights is really for like the mainstream fans, like bejeweled, karma, anti-hero.

Like, no, give us dear reader, you know?

Give us dear reader.

So, and I had seen it many times.

and if by the way i heard people were stuck there for like two and a half hours trying to get out of the parking lot yeah so i have no regrets about what we did yeah so me neither that was the heiress tour jackie's version jackie's version cute title

cute title yeah no we had a fun swirly's night out it's a great night out for the girls it is for the kids i don't know how them kids were up till midnight like i don't know Oh, to be young.

To be young.

We were such grandmas.

We were like being particularly Granny Smith about it, but like we had to come.

It was an endeavor.

You know, and Jack, you had to like wake up and like be a mom.

At least I was like literally laying in bed all day.

Right.

It was a very difficult Saturday.

Yeah.

It was, I mean, it's like we're going to be able to do it.

I really felt it.

And then we were maybe going to go out to dinner Saturday night, but I was like, I can't have a Sunday like my Saturday was.

Yeah.

No, we, we seriously were like teenagers the next day, sleeping all throughout the day in different parts of the house.

Like everyone like taking breaks.

Like it was just.

It was crazy.

It was crazy.

But then we had a Parigy Sunday because we conserved on Saturday.

We had a big taco dinner on saturday night i made a turdy a pie she made me a pie i've been eating so good you guys don't worry about me like you can probably tell like i'm hiding under this blanket i'm huge same i'm literally huge but i'm so happy like it's fine well i just have to cater to turdy yeah no and she's being catered too like she's having meals from scratch she's really enjoying herself she is eating good in the neighborhood last night we went out to dinner to a restaurant that had a kosher steak like oh my god yeah we all went out for steak dinner you're seriously gonna have to roll me back to new york and they're not gonna recognize me when i I show up.

No, same.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's October.

Tis the season.

I'm just embracing my inner pumpkin.

Tis the season, as the lyr says.

Oh, that got cut.

I would have liked Christmas Tree Farm.

Same.

If there's any shows around the Christmas time, they'll probably get it.

That's so sick and twisted.

But at least I got Florida.

And there's a lot of Florida lore and TTPD for some reason.

So like Fortnite.

Oh my God, the way that the girls would scream every time like Taylor breathed.

We didn't know if like people were were cheering for something that happened or like something in their heads.

They started screaming at the beginning of Fortnite.

Like you could tell something was happening.

And we were like asking everyone, what's going on?

What's going on?

I'm like Post Malone.

And we're like, oh, sick.

Post Malone's here.

And we like kept looking for him.

Narrator.

The whole crowd like literally played themselves into thinking it was User Dancer.

That happened a couple times.

Yes.

Like you get so crazy.

You really psych yourself out.

There's like so much going on and you're just like, you're like, you're just clowning the entire time.

Like it's really crazy.

It's true.

Well, our first story is going to be like other eras news, like, you know, Miami version, not Jackie's version.

So we will find opportunities to talk more about the lurd.

Yeah.

And if you have like anything that you forgot.

The lird and the lore.

The lore of the lurd.

And the turd and the lore.

The turd and the lird.

And the lore and the lure.

Exactly.

So now I think without further ado did it did it do.

I mean, you tell me because this is your house.

You make the rules.

This is our house.

We make the rules.

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Our first story is Era's Miami recap, the VIPs, the changes to the set, but also I just realized what were last night's surprise songs.

Oh, I just saw them on Liz Wood's story.

Do you want me to pull them up?

Yes, I do.

I just need to know, like, I need to rub it in more to myself of what I didn't get.

Wow.

Not to be such a niche beginner.

You're being a niche beginner like an ingrate.

I am, but I'm just just like, I don't know.

I just, it didn't go my way.

Oh, this one was hard for me because they did Out of the Woods.

X.

All you had to do was stay.

And then the second one was Mirror Ball.

Okay.

X guilty as sin.

Okay.

That one doesn't do it for me.

Okay, so night two was the night.

Night two.

Yeah.

What was also with that night?

The first one.

Lama Whitehorse.

That was the first one.

I just closed Instagram.

Okay, let me not be.

Sorry.

Go to that page.

Yeah, back to Liz P.

Wood story.

Find the page.

Sparkle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sparkle graphics.

Okay.

Sparkle cookie.

TS tour tips.

That's the page.

T.S.

Tour tips.

Oh, also, what else is on there?

Because I did want to know who was in the VIP 10 all the nights.

Yes, there was two VIP 10s.

There were a lot of celebrities there.

Not all of them were in 10.

Night two was should have said no, X, I did something bad.

Huh.

I like that.

Night one, like, we need to talk about the fact that Luke Combs was at the Aristor.

Luke Homes was at the Arist Tour, which is so crazy.

Cause obviously.

Because Luke Hombs does a lot of things, but he is a husband, you know?

And like, I'm sure his wife was like, Listen, get me and the girlies tickets.

Like, you can come.

You don't have to, but like, we'd love to have you.

And he was like, you know what?

I can, I can do that.

Like, let me get it for my girl.

Yeah.

And so he was like sat there for three hours at the eras tour.

And you don't need to know his thoughts.

You know, my ass was looking for him.

Like, so our section was right behind the VIP tent.

That's like Taylor's VIP tent.

That's where like her parents and her family was.

And then on the other side, like, like kind of parallel to where

that's where like the other celebrities were.

And

is that why we didn't see?

That's why we didn't see Luke.

got it okay so who else and there was another he went with eric church no dirks bentley same thing like not at all but yeah so dirks bentley was also there yeah darks like you know his daughter or something to toaster that is so funny dave portnoy was there the next night oh yeah night i mean we need to talk about dave portnoy yeah because he put out a video talking about his experience because apparently last week he was like posting online that he wanted to be that he was going to eras and he like wanted to be in the 10.

no and in the podcast they were like you're such a base 50 but like taylor's like never even like acknowledged you like

what do you have to say about that?

And what did he say?

And I think he was just like,

no, like,

and then like, literally the next day, like, I guess he was welcomed into the VIP tent.

Yeah.

So he knew he was going to be going.

He posted a video yesterday saying that he had the most amazing night at the Aeros Tour.

And he really just wanted to like throw it in the faces of people who have like doubted his swiftyhood.

And also like, Taylor definitely hates you.

Yeah, like Taylor would never like you.

Yeah, you're disgusting scum.

Like, and he was like, oh, well, really?

Not only was I invited to the VIP tent, but her brother came up to me and gave me this note and he showed us this handwritten note from Taylor that was basically like, so glad you're here.

Thank you so much for all the support over the years.

Like, you're hilarious.

And enjoy the show.

Love parsley.

And then love parsley.

And then, wait, the brother was like, wait, come to this tent.

My mom wants to meet you.

So like, obviously they know who he is.

And they love him.

Beyond knowing who he is, like, maybe Austin is a big stoolie because maybe they love him.

You know, or maybe Taylor does.

No, he's.

Like, Taylor loves.

And by the way, same, anyone who just like fiercely, fiercely loves and defends her, like

exactly.

Like,

like that is so relatable.

Like, anybody who wants to be up my ass, like, I love you.

Yeah.

That's true.

No, but I feel like one of them is a huge stoolie.

I'm going Austin.

I don't know a lot about Austin.

That's the thing.

Like, he used to be like really involved in.

Didn't he play football?

Did he?

I don't know.

I might have made that up.

He used to be like really involved in like the public life.

And he like decided a couple of years ago, this is not for me.

And I feel like he's like a hermit.

Like, I never see him now.

Like, remember when he was getting involved throwing his ZZs in the trash?

do you remember that yeah like he doesn't play like that anymore so i think he's the big stoolie and he was like okay even though i'm not in the mix as much like i'm gonna use my dress platform to my advantage like i don't want to meet my hero we didn't really talk about the fact that i'm wearing a headband it's your headband like what do you think about stoolie so cute it's from um jennifer beer i think i just i like i feel weird no you look cute i mean it was weird with your outfit but now that your outfit's covered it doesn't matter she's so mean she's literally the meanest girl i've ever met in my life

even though i just said you look cute and i said now that your outfit's covered You said, you look cute, like, even though you're a big turd.

That's basically what you said.

Kind of that lipstick that I had given you.

Yeah.

Anyways, also of note, like, Taylor's signature looks like the word parsley.

Taylor's signature.

Yeah, that's what went viral.

He had showed everyone the handwritten note and like her.

The way she worded her name, Taylor, it's the word.

Parsley.

It looks like parsley.

Parsley.

Like every letter is perfectly spelled out.

It was really crazy.

That's like the funniest thing to me.

Yeah, a lot of like interesting things were gleaned from that letter, like what her personal stationery.

yeah it says from the desk of tailor swift swift on the bottom songwriter and feline enthusiast yeah like cat lady yeah you know i got you stationery that says from the desk of turdy lou i did know i'm so tailor coded oh my god it's literally in my desk i need to like start writing stuff yeah like when someone comes to your show have your brother bring a note okay i love that isn't that cute yes you could give it to my neighbors at gizno also speaking of an amazing show in florida at one of the hard rock properties your girls are coming and what's crazy is we met a lot of toasters at the eras tour who are obviously like from the area and we're like see you at gizno in december they're like what do you mean they did did we not do a good job of promoting it they there were girls who are like so excited to meet us who did not who live in florida who did not know that we are performing at the hard rock casino in seminal hollywood florida there's so many names associated with the

where the hell is it it's hard rock live seminal hollywood florida guitar hotel jizno gizno holiday spectacular december 8th we'll see you there tickets available at the toastpodcast.com slash slash tour.

And tickets are still available.

It's the biggest venue we've ever done.

We are so excited.

We're going to break the Guinness Book world record of most worlds ever in one place.

So yeah, you don't want to miss it.

You don't.

And it's the hotel that's cheap like a guitar.

I'm sure you've seen it on the highway.

We saw it.

We saw it on the way to the

tour.

Tour.

We were excited.

Yeah.

So hard rock.

Like.

See you there.

It's literally giving like eras Gizno.

Be there or be.

I'm in my Gizno era.

I don't know about you.

I don't know about you.

But it's not the same singing.

But my name is Turdy Lou.

That's true, but it's not the same singing, like not remote.

I agree.

Don't sing in my presence.

No, I feel like weird.

Yeah, like some look at me.

Why am I singing in the room with my sister?

No, in this tiny little room.

Like, weird.

Stop.

You can't think about it.

Okay.

You can't think about it.

Yeah.

If you think too hard about the fact that we are sitting in a room.

No, stop.

It's like giving Legacy Box.

Like, stop.

Like, we're like, yeah, two, like, 10-year-olds.

You know, I did just see a reel.

Who posted it?

Someone reposted it.

Mary Orton, of course, because she's such a classy broad.

And I think it was like audio of Ina Garten saying like, what did you love doing when you were 10 years old?

Find a way to make that your career.

And like, you will live a very happy life.

And like, this is literally what we were doing.

So true.

I mean, like, I, yeah, I think if I, if you were to ask 10-year-old me, like, this would be great.

I would have loved to have been a singer, but I'll take you.

You're fine.

You're worming your way into singing.

So true.

What else happened at Arras Miami?

What other celebrities were in the tent?

I saw a lot of like notable people not in the tent, like a lot of models.

Well, the Kelseys

were there, but they were in a suite.

And actually, really interesting, they were there the night that we were there, or was it the second night?

Whatever.

The night we were there.

Donna, Kylie, the kids, Jason, and they were not in the VIP tent.

I think it's like a lot.

You're kind of like a caged animal in the VIP tent because it's on the floor.

People can really just like walk right up.

It's, it's a lot.

Um, and I think with them, with the kids, they didn't want to be like overstimulated.

I think they wanted the kids to have like a nice place.

So they, they were in a suite and in a box.

But I saw a lot of footage of Jason, Kylie, and the kids walking to their car afterwards, like

where we were walking.

No.

Yes.

And they had like a police, like officer or two, like escorting them.

They were in the black lot.

They didn't have like a fancy, like, they were walking out of the stadium, literally the steps that we walked out of.

Like, isn't that weird?

That is weird because there is like a parking pass that gets you into the stadium.

Not well, not only that.

That's like any person can buy that.

It's just expensive.

If you're with Taylor, like you get driven in.

Like, right.

You don't even go to the outside.

No, and apparently, if you have a box, the parking pass comes with it.

And they were in a box.

It was weird.

I'm telling you.

That is weird.

Hmm.

Is that all Forever is Miami?

I think so.

Oh, and she changed the reputation bodysuit.

That was a good idea.

She did.

So on night one that we were there, for Jackie was so confused by everyone was like losing their minds.

And I was explaining that a lot of people thought maybe like that reputation was going to be announced that night.

So we know why.

We were looking for clues.

And when she came out, so the entire tour has been so strange.

And the set, well, not strange.

It's been interesting that like every single outfit that she has worn for every costume has changed a little bit.

She's gotten a new one.

She's either changed it a lot, changed it a little little bit except the reputation

bodysuit it's the only set where she doesn't change she wears it the whole time and since the first show it's the same exact one so everyone's like well when she changes it it means that reputation is coming so we like made up this rule in our heads and then she changed it so we were like oh reputation is coming i feel like she didn't change it because like the prior costume was perfect and i think it was like really easy to move around and like the even for the 1989 era she made the skirt shorter people were saying like maybe she saw like it went i think reput the bodysuit was like perfect she could do her thing it encapsulates the era maybe she got a new one just because like kumso fresh but i don't think it signified anything other than like she was really happy with that well she didn't announce anything so maybe it meant nothing right and then the second night she changed her speak now dress she changes her dresses all the time but like from night one to two yeah like you never know what outfit she's going to come out in it's like the same silhouette and the same idea but different colors or different shapes and there was a lot of like green and orange for the dolphins yes for the dolphins were dolphins proud fins up yeah like that's the colors of the stadium Finns up.

So that's your era's recap.

Miami.

Where does she head next?

I don't know.

I feel like Indianapolis are one of those.

Cleveland.

Classic.

When she goes to Cleveland, it's going to be like a big family affair.

Oh, it better be.

Yeah.

If she is going to Cleveland, like not me making that up.

Yeah.

But maybe.

Well, let's move on if we can.

Yeah.

We'll try.

Might keep going back.

We might keep getting it.

Because actually the rest of the stories later on are like very

adjacent.

Yeah, it's about like concerts.

but our next story is not jennifer lawrence is pregnant she is expecting baby number two with her husband cook maroney she's so elegant like i know jennifer lawrence and her husband are expecting their second baby sharing the news via vogue instagram post and article on sunday Congratulations are in order for Jennifer Lawrence, the Oscar winning actor, will be welcoming her second child with art gallerist husband, Cook Maroney.

The magazine wrote in the caption of the post, adding that representatives for J-Law had confirmed the happy news to the outlet.

No, so chic.

Like, she doesn't have social media, doing it on Vogue, like so elegans.

I like forget about her, and I think that's like good for her, right?

She like pops up, makes waves with her work, and then goes back to living like a really, really private life.

I feel like she has such a healthy work-life balance.

Yeah.

And like the lack of social media, I just love this for her.

Like, I really do.

I do as well.

What was her first baby's name?

Cy, C-Y.

I don't know if that's a nickname for Cyrus.

Or for

Cydia.

Or for Cyclops.

Or Cider.

it's definitely short for cider that's a cute name yeah well i love her and like now that she's she's been like paparazzi since this came out with like her belly out she loves a belly out moment you know yeah no she looks great sparkle robbie still pregnant i feel like we haven't heard about her in a while she's still pregnant okay yeah so they'll like you know tap tap each other out and then she can get the roles while she's on leave and then you know the cycle

begins yeah it is beautiful it is

um mazletof masleto that's all there is to say yeah like i love I love that for her and her growing family.

And it's funny when like someone who's like so cool and off the beaten path is actually quite traditional.

Yes, yes.

Married, one baby, two baby.

She lives in New York, right?

Yeah.

That also like makes her cool.

Yeah.

Because like nobody does.

Live in New York?

Yeah.

Like nobody like, if you're like so, so like that level, like you always live in LA, but like she's just so chill.

So chill.

Like she goes to the grocery store.

Pretension.

Pretension.

I actually saw a TikTok.

Somebody was saying like, who do you think is the person?

How we're always talking about like the perfect level of fame.

And there was this one that had went viral saying that the person with the perfect level of fame is Maggie Rogers, which I thought was interesting because she just played like three nights at Madison Square Garden.

Like people are obsessed with her, but I feel like her fans like wouldn't even talk to her in person.

Like they just like really love her music, not necessarily like her person.

Okay.

And like she probably goes to the grocery store quite a bit, but she also goes to the Met Gala, you know?

Yeah.

That was a good answer.

It's an interesting answer.

I do feel like she can make herself look regular.

Yeah.

And that's not like.

But I also feel like Jennifer Lawrence could make herself look regular with a little baseball cap.

Like, yeah, except the thing about Jennifer Lawrence and the reason why she like blew up in the way that she did is that she is so like

beautiful.

Like she's the most beautiful, like the most beautiful woman in the world can't make themselves look normal.

Like, you know what I mean?

You don't think with a baseball cap and like just sunglasses and like disheveled and like a canvas tote.

Jennifer Lawrence, like no matter what she's wearing, like she can't get rid of her movie star quality, you know?

Like that made her like the movie star that she is.

Like, if you like Maggie Rogers or like any performer, you take all that stuff off like you really wear just weapons like you can just be a girl yeah like some people have like jennifer lawrence has that factor yeah that movie star quality that's true not to say that maggie rogers isn't beautiful you guys know what i'm saying that's not what you said no but i could see people being like well maggie rogers is a beautiful woman yes she is listening comprehension that's not what i said

it's not

so thanks Are you ready for our next story?

And things that number three, things that happened this weekend, the big night out at the academy museum gala which is like the most confusing event we talk about it every year because we have no idea what it is every year but every famous person it's literally the same level of talent as like the met gala every famous person goes and they bring out their best objectively nice looking looks they look beautiful they don't look like kooky or weird or like too avant-garde like they just genuinely look garchy parchy and i know that now having done this job for you know x amount of years i know that it is a benefit for a museum yeah I could not

motion pictures oh it's not like an art museum no I think it's like a movie museum and it may be in some ways tied to the Oscars like maybe the Oscars Academy of Motion Pictures who votes on the Oscars has a museum of motion pictures

okay

well I was just gonna say like that's as much as I know so they have this event every year to raise funds for the academy and the museum and the gala and

museum right and um the girlies go everyone goes everyone goes so this year, a lot of people went.

The people that we care about most, including Kendall and Kylie, had a sisters, an SNO, a Squirrel's Night Out.

I love when they decide to just like.

act like they're they act their age and it's like every maybe once a year they remember they are like reminded that they are the most famous the most wealthy and like the most connected girls and like let's go out and have a night let's go out like what's everyone doing tonight oh that gala okay let me get like a dress nobody could ever get let me just call up muglaire like it's like they remember that they're like these party sisters and they're like let's be party sisters for a night.

Yeah, so they were Pargy sisters.

They both looked amazing.

Kim was also there, but like didn't like roll up with them.

No, she was separate.

They were together inside.

I thought Kim's outfit was like a little crazy.

I thought it was crazy.

Because, and I don't think it was bad.

I think like objectively, it was very beautiful.

But like when you see everyone showing up, it's like this really elegant gala.

And like, she's wearing her underwear.

Wear your pants.

Like, everyone really looked black tie.

Like, would you, everyone wore what they would wear to like someone's wedding.

No.

If Kim showed up to someone's wedding in that.

She seriously, like, it was crazy for that.

And it's like that movies is like an industry she's like trying to break into.

Like,

I feel like it was a very brave thing to do, not wrong or right.

And she should show up everywhere, like, as Kim and like be herself and be confident.

And she can wear whatever she wants technically.

But I just feel there's like a dress code for things like that you should like kind of abide by.

Put your pants on.

Yeah, it's really, it was crazy to show up.

Like, that's what you wear the VMAs.

Put your pants.

Put your trousers on.

Put your your trousers.

Basically, what we're going to do is dance.

Yeah.

I guess technically, like, Kylie's outfit was crazy because it was like giving song.

Yeah, but it was a full dress to the floor.

But like, it was appropriate.

Like, that's the craziest level I will accept.

Yeah, no, I, I, like, I wanted to say, like,

like, objectively, like, I thought the outfit was pretty and like it was cool.

And if she had worn it to, like, the VMAs, I think it would have been sick.

Like, him, yeah.

It's, it's wrong for this affair.

It was wrong.

And I still don't really fully understand the affair, but I I still know this outfit's wrong.

Yeah.

Like it's a black tie fundraiser at the end of the day.

Put your trousers on.

Put your trousers on.

So a photo that is like going viral.

Three unlikely characters took a picture together and like from left to right, I shall name them.

Patrick Schwarzenegger, Kendall Jenner, Joe Alwyn.

Now, the Joe Alwin piece obviously hit me sideways, right?

Like this is a person who's like so anti-fame, like hit to keep Taylor locked up.

Like, yeah.

I'm sorry, you're not like, if you're anti-fame, you're not taking pretty much pictures with the the Kardashians.

Like, I'm sorry, those two, those, I'm not holding space for both things to be true, you know?

They both can't be true.

Oh, that's- He can't be at an event hobnobbing with the Kardashians.

No, I'm sorry.

If he's going to go to any event, like it's the Academy of Motion Pictures, all the movies that he does.

I'm sorry.

This is his wheelhouse.

It's not shocking to me that he was there or taking pictures, but it's like,

what are you doing?

Are you doing with Kendall?

Talking to Kendall.

Yeah, actually, that really is.

He's part of like Team Enemy.

Yeah, Kendall's place actually in the...

Let me just, you got a little.

Oh, my headband Spears Hide.

My headband spirit.

No, you just have a...

I have a payus.

Okay, I have a curly cue.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Perfect, perfect.

Power.

Look, darling again.

Okay.

Yeah.

Darling.

Kendall's place in that whole saga is like actually really underrated and not spoken about enough because like we forget about the 1989 shows where Kendall Jenner walked on the stage like with all the other models, mod squad.

Like she was very close to becoming like a core member of that, you know,

Rhode Island house.

They share a best friend.

That's really weird.

Yeah.

And I feel like Taylor would be the type of person, like with Kim, it's like so personal that like she couldn't be friends with someone who's even remotely close.

And Gigi's not only friends with Kendall.

She's friends with the whole family.

Yeah.

No, that, and I under, I would understand that.

Not to be like, you can't be friends with people I don't like, but like not wanting to be.

Yeah.

And like, I couldn't have a best, best, best friend who's like so, so close with the people that I hate most.

Yeah.

I couldn't.

It's actually like not spoken about enough.

Yeah.

Although I do feel like if Gigi had to pick, right, she's definitely closer with Taylor.

Yes.

But she's super tight with, I feel like maybe her and Kendall are like work friends.

Perhaps.

Like, I don't think they hang out anymore, like on the weekends.

Like the way that they used to.

They definitely used to.

Like when they were in middle school.

Yeah.

When they were in middle school.

So yeah, Kendall and Joe Alwyn were next to each other.

And that's just something.

And then also she dated Patrick Schwarzenegger at one point.

tech in a technical sense.

But for a second, I got him confused with Connor Kennedy because they are confusing.

No, and by the way, like nobody thinks of Patrick Schwarzenegger as one of Taylor's exes.

Like I was Miley's ex a thousand percent.

He's also like engaged now.

Like he's fine.

Yeah.

Like I don't think any like just another random to throw into the mix.

Like how did these three sort of congregate together as a group?

What did they talk about?

What did they talk about?

What did Kendall and Joe talk about?

Do you think like they hit it off?

No, Kendall has like a lot going on.

Like I feel like she's

like like she's like.

Is she seeing someone?

I don't know.

She's like, I feel like she still definitely like has something going on with Devin Booker and then also obviously bad bunny.

Like I don't like bad bunny.

like, I don't, I don't think she has like space in her life now for like a third.

But maybe you just need someone to like come in, and like, you've been going back and forth, and you weren't able to choose because, like, the choice wasn't there, and you need that, like, that clear choice of Joe Alwin.

I need to talk about, like, for real.

Joe Alwin takes himself so seriously.

He's like fancy, British.

I feel like he talks about like literature.

Like, he's so kind of like snobby.

And Kendall's like a swirly.

I mean, as she would describe, she's a nerd.

I think Joe would call himself a nerd.

Yeah, but like, Joe is a nerd.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I have like a visceral reaction.

I really don't like him.

I know you don't.

Like get out of here.

He didn't do anything wrong.

He didn't do anything wrong.

Like he loved your girl for six years.

And when it was unpopular to do so.

Oh, please.

Even when it was unpopular, Joe Owen should be so lucky.

Like who?

Literally.

He was like, you know, it ran its course.

You're right.

But he did nothing wrong.

What?

Because he was too blue for her.

No, there are like rumors and stuff that like he cheated, but there's no way of knowing that.

That would be in the music.

It's not in the music.

Yeah, TTTBD was not a slam album because she doesn't want you to slam him.

No, she doesn't want us to slam him.

I'm sorry.

Like, I actually also didn't like him when they were together.

So, it's not like I'm just like, I hate him because him and Taylor broke up.

Like, I actually never thought he was right for her, and I don't like him.

That doesn't mean for hatred, no, not hatred, I guess.

He didn't do it, he's a nice guy, he's doing his best in this world.

Yeah, and he did right by your girl for the most part, so it seems.

Wow, okay,

I've been silenced.

Like, you know, what else do you think?

He doesn't deserve it.

He doesn't deserve it.

A bunch of other swirlies were at the affair.

Yahoo.

Oh, you want to get into the swirl?

You just, like, name a few of the A-lists.

Kaya Gerber, Nicole Kidman, Sasha Baron-Cohen, and Sarah Silverman were holding hands, but in a platonic way.

Even though, like, he is single now.

And did they date?

No, the way they were holding hands was like...

No, I feel like they're just working together to like absolute friend zone to support Israel.

They're both like big Israel supporters.

Love that.

Yeah.

Like that was the vibe I got.

We're holding hands in solidarity with Israel.

That was the vibe that I got.

Even though like I should like them in that, like I

do not ship in any way, shape, or form.

No, of course not.

And we still, as I'm going to speak for both of us, if that's okay, like we have unresolved feelings when it comes to him and Isla Fisher.

Like they're not done yet.

No, I think they're done, but like I don't think so.

Not for me.

Right.

I stayed there.

Dust collected around your pinned up hair.

Right.

Ari was there.

Cynthia Rivo.

Oh, Ari was actually asked.

I like, okay, shout out to Ken Baker, Colgate grad, right?

It was Ken Baker who asked him?

Yeah, he works for Variety now.

He used to be on EA.

There was a kind of drama when he left, and then he got this job at A.

And he's a Colgate alum.

And he was like, what do you think?

Like, finally, somebody asked him a good question.

Like, Ari, what do you think about Cynthia Rivo's like breakdown on Instagram about AI?

And Ari was very political.

You could tell she thought Cynthia was crazy.

But she said, that's my sister.

Like, and if she feels that way, she feels that way.

But she was like, listen, you know, AI is this big thing.

Like, none of us know.

She kind of got like philosophical.

I think she took it to a really good thing.

It's really complicated that's what she said i think it's a really good strategy that when asked a question that you don't want to answer like you just confuse people yeah yeah yeah it's really a smart one no she was put in the tough spot because i think like ari's used to this sort of and and ari did say that she was like a lot of this is new for cynthia like for ari it's not like every time she farts like there's memes made out of it ai is new and we don't know like oh

maybe she meant both maybe she meant neither well here we are questioning right but i think she was saying like it is new and we all need to figure out as a society how we're going to navigate these new muddy waters.

I guess Kylie's dress like was a little suggestive, but it's covered.

Yeah.

It looks like a lot of boobs.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

The more I look at Kim, like looking next to Kaya Gerber, who's wearing like a flapper dress from the 20s, like Kim looks crazy.

Yeah.

Nicole Kidman looked bomb.

Yeah.

The swirlies were out.

Everyone looked really lovely.

Yeah, it's nice that everybody gets dressed up like they're not like trying to get attention.

You know, like sometimes like people end up up looking crazy on red carpets because like they want to be photographed whereas like here everybody and they're like moving the needle and they're pushing fashion everyone here is like actually a-list they don't have to do stupid shit like that yeah no and it's like it's a respectful event and so i it's it's always nice to see the picks from it now the we do have obviously more to get into but i did want to let everyone know that the remainder of the show is brought to you by draft kings oh thank you so if you ever wanted to bet on sports and wondered how do you get started draft kings sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl they're making it easier than ever go to the draft kings Sportsbook app, select a sport like NFL, select an option like touchdown scorers, pick who you think will score and place your bet.

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our next story a little update from what we discussed on friday love like a quick turnaround update.

Okay.

Sand in My Boots Fest.

Oh, yeah.

Morgue Fest.

Okay.

Also, Morgue Fest, by the way, I learned a little bit more about Morgue Fest.

It's not like a brand new festival.

It was a pre-existing festival that he's kind of taking over.

So when we were talking about like celebrities just throwing festivals and how scary that can be for like, you know, safety, there actually is pre-existing infrastructure that like

makes this like a much lower lift for Morgan Wallen.

Got it.

Okay.

Infrastructure is key.

And apparently like fans of this festival, I don't know if there were a lot since it literally got shut down, but like they're devastated that it's Morgan Wallins Festival now.

Oh, interesting.

I wonder what it was before.

I'm not sure.

I hadn't heard of it.

It sounds similar to Tortuga, which is in Florida on the beach.

And it's like they put on concert venue on the beach, but like there's a lot of hotels that you can stay at.

They're not responsible for like food and lodging.

We're not going to need to go to Tortuga Festival.

We have to go.

So the last few years where we've been able to go, the lineup wasn't worth going for us.

We'll have to see what they're putting on this year.

And then the years that we couldn't go, of course, was like Luke Colts and Morgan Wallins together doing a joint song singing about Girlies Whirling Night Eight.

Because the country music industry like literally hates us.

And they just like don't work with our schedules and they're not flexible.

They're not flexible.

The lineup is here for Morgue Fest, aka Sand in My Boots Festival, which is Morgan Wallins Beachside Festival on the Alabama shores, of course.

Alabama.

How did you not know that?

Have you been to Alabama?

Alabama is a gorgeous place and they have beautiful beaches where you could listen to country music at Morgue Fest called Sand in My Boots.

This is not a paid endorsement.

No, because if it were, were, we're doing like a terrible job.

The festival will feature headliners such as Morgan Wallen.

Of course.

Post Malone.

Huge.

Brooks and Dunn.

Huge.

Hardy.

Classic.

Morgan Wallen doesn't do anything without Hardy.

Along with a mix of country hip-hop and rock performers, including

T-Payne,

Liz Khalifa, Two Chains,

not to be confused with Two Strands.

Not to be confused with Two Strands.

3-6 Mafia.

I kind of like that he's like crossing genres.

Money Bag Yo.

Plus, for Ben, The War on Drugs, Three Doors Down.

For Ben, what's the War on Drugs?

I don't know, but they were right before Three Doors Down.

Three Doors Down is for Ben.

Future Islands, Real Estate.

And Hodgepodge.

Hodge Podge, however, I think all together

is nice.

Chase Rice will be there for the girls.

For the Bachelorette girls.

Ella Langley, Ernest, who also works with

Morgan Ernest.

Do you know that song?

Yes.

Excuse me.

You look like you love me.

It's so cute.

Yeah.

And everyone only knows that part.

You look like you want me to want you to come on home.

I'm not like other girls.

Like, please.

Keep going.

I can't blame you.

You must have went home with me.

There we go.

There it is.

Morgan Wade will be there.

Will Kyle Richards be there?

TBD.

She's not on the lineup.

Not on the lineup.

That's a huge flop for Morgue Fest.

Riley Green.

Classic.

I hope grandpas never die.

I hope grandpas never die.

So I'm going to tell Smitch.

Yeah, that Riley Green is a handsome fella.

Yeah, we saw him at iHeart Country Fest.

I've seen him a few times.

He opens for Luke.

So when I saw like two random Luke shows, he had opened for both of them.

He's really on the up in the country music scene.

That grandpa song really did him in.

He has a couple really strong songs.

And he's also like so incredibly handsome that like he has what it takes.

It's hard not to be dazzled.

And he also performs like in overalls with nothing underneath them.

Like yeah.

And not that, you know, there's like real countrymen and non-real, but like he's also like from like, like he's like, grew up on a farm, like doing the real talk.

He walks the talk and he walks the walk.

Like a lot, you know, Luke Bryan has said, you know, some of these country guys, they wear more makeup than the girls.

And like, he's basically, he's never said that, by the way.

I have like a memory of him saying something similar that, but basically, like, you can tell like when you meet a country artist and like you take them hunting and like they've never been hunting.

It's like, it's getting inauthentic.

He he did not say that thing about makeup that was like slanderous in me but then he's like implying that like they said that like they're kind of posh i kind of like like the quote yeah no i kind of i kind of slayed honestly you know some of these guys they be wearing more makeup than the girls do but then it sounds like he's like being like homophobic and that's not what he was saying i think we know what he was saying once again yeah yeah he meant like prissy once again yeah jennifer lawrence isn't more beautiful than maggie rogers no and by the way luke brian

being homophobic and turdy's fake quote it also might not have been luke brian but i think it was i just I just think we all understood what you meant, like even if it wasn't Luke Bryan.

Sometimes people like love to extrapolate.

And I need to get out ahead of it, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like I am the anti-extrapolation.

Extrapolation is good when you know what you're doing.

But it could be a messy business.

And extrapolation is good like when you know the person person.

Like I would never extrapolate from somebody I don't know.

Right.

But also extrapolation is good when you trust your faves.

That's beautiful.

And you're not

the worst.

Make it a quote card.

Extrapolation is good when you trust your faves.

The problem is some of you.

Asterisk.

Asterisk.

Some of you were not your faves.

Right.

Which is like crazy that you're an hour and 10 minutes into a show of people who aren't your faves.

Isn't that crazy?

Yeah.

Crazy.

Crazy generous.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is kind of some major touring news?

And someone is getting her flowers and deserves them.

Who?

Shakira.

You know what?

I'm obsessed with this story.

I'm so glad you brought it up.

Shakira is postponing her North American tour.

Not for the reasons you might think.

To switch from arenas to stadiums after overwhelming demand.

Apparently, like the tickets are flying off the shelves.

There's not enough tickets to go around.

So she said, home IBR.

Oh, you didn't think these arenas aren't big enough?

Let's do stadiums.

I love that.

You know, it takes a certain kind of person to do a stadium.

And these days, it's only the core four.

Add a fifth to the mix.

Who is the core four in your mind?

Taylor, Beyonce, Luke, and Morgan.

Ed Sheeran.

No.

And Coleplay.

No.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Then we're just like, we're in a different, like, okay.

Like, yes, technically, Ed Sheeran, I don't even think about it.

By the way, I, I never think about it.

I've literally go weeks of my life.

Weeks.

Years.

Years.

Agreed.

And I do not think about Ed Sheeran.

But the crazy thing is, like, nobody on the planet sells more tickets than Ed Sheeran.

It is the, he's on, he's on the same level as Taylor.

Like, it's really crazy.

That is so crazy.

In countries that are not like his, like, he's huge in the UK.

Like, who are the core four for you?

Well, I don't think that there's four.

What do you think that there's six?

Okay, Beyonce, Taylor, Luke, Morgan, and

Ed.

Ed, yeah.

Like, I guess Cole Play, like I'm right about Cole Play, but they don't count.

They don't count.

Yeah.

Like, they're not like, they've just been doing this forever.

And, like, they have these standing audiences.

And, like, it just is what it is.

It's like, yeah, it's a lot of people.

It is what it is.

Yeah.

And they're like a football team.

Like, I'm not shocked.

They're selling out stadiums.

Correct.

Shakira has entered the chat.

I'm so happy for her.

Now, what's devastating is that you really can't talk about this without bringing up JLo.

Like, when I was on Twitter, like, everyone was talking about it.

I just want to say, like, I could have and I would have.

Because she was, like, the one to most recently postpone her North American tour for very different reasons.

I just want to say, like, I was planning to have this conversation, and J-Lo never entered my mind.

And because they, they don't like necessarily compete, but they definitely are in the same space.

Like, they did the Super Bowl together.

So, it's actually really crazy to see them having such opposite moments.

Not to like seriously bring J-Lo into this, but everyone else on Twitter did.

So, like, that's why I did.

Yeah, I wouldn't have.

Also, J-Lo like spreads herself doing a lot of other things, including acting and

busies herself.

Like she, Shakira is very focused on music.

And so for her seeds to bear fruit, like I'm very happy for her.

And Shakira for me, like, obviously I know Shakira, but I don't like download her new music.

I don't really follow her career.

And so it's kind of crazy for somebody to like be having like something so big happening.

And like, I kind of don't know about it.

No, don't know about it.

Like didn't participate in it.

I'm not like.

She's not having the success.

Like none of it is due to me.

Same.

And that's really cool.

I know.

Not to center ourselves, but like.

No, she's like working hard and it's paying off.

And like hard work pays off.

She's the example.

And by the way, for someone to like be having like this level of success, what, 30 years into their career?

Like, when did her first song really pop off?

It was when we were kids.

Yeah, probably in the 90s.

That's so crazy.

And just like to see, like, to sell out an arena.

By yourself, like as a woman, like, that's sick.

Yeah.

As a woman at a certain age.

I think she has kids, which means she took time off.

And she went through like a really bad divorce with that piece of shit.

I mean, she's like still going through it in the jelly.

Yeah, and the jelly.

The jelly.

You love to see her.

The jelly roll.

You love to see her raking it in post-divorce.

Like, this is money that she will get to take.

It's very Jessica Simpson.

Yeah.

It's very Kelsey Vallerini, like having all that success after you file.

Yeah, no.

Well, other than Kelsey Vallarini was married for two minutes, and I think they like just split the commission on the sale of the house.

No, no.

No, and you got half.

Half asterisk.

You think of just the house?

Yes.

She said that on call her daddy oh i assumed it was like 50 of her finances no i think we all did but i just remember learning that it was he got half of the house even though like she spent more on it okay well that because that made me sick if she was seriously to be sure like feel free to fact check me okay but that was my takeaway my takeaway was that like she made way more than him so like in order to get him to get the fuck away she just gave him half of everything like i think that they they had a prenup right had a prenup and it was half of the house that he did not contribute half towards okay okay well that's taking a long time

of the house that you did not contribute half towards

what are you thinking i'm just thinking that i'm this i i i actually like think i need to do a live fact check because that's a big thing to say if you didn't get half you know yeah i don't even know where i would find this information kelsey ballerini morgan divorce what's his last name

Evans

house half.

I was actually thinking about Morgan Evans last night as I fell asleep.

I forget why, but I was really thinking about how that era where like these three young hot things in country were all coming up together, Kelsey Ballarini, Marin Morris, and Casey Musgraves, and they all got married so young to men significantly less famous than them.

And now every single one of them is divorced.

So Kelsey Ballarini says ex-Morgan Evans gave her choice of giving up half the house or paying alimony.

On Call Her Daddy, she discussed her marital struggles and explained her side of the story about where things stand now.

Okay.

Okay, that's better.

When you who you marry is not who you divorce, as he's putting out a song about being blindsided, he's taking half the house that he didn't pay for.

Okay.

So Alex said, so you didn't get a prenup?

She said, I did get a prenup.

It was kind of like that or alimony.

So he got half of the house.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Not that.

That makes me feel better.

To get out of a marriage that like you're so unhappy in and like all you lose is half a house.

Like when you're a celebrity, like that's fine.

Right.

Okay.

Okay.

That's better.

So I think that's a good way to end things.

You meet you amicably.

Yeah, on a high note on some good news.

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