Ariana Grande's BBL: Tuesday, October 1st, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday.

That feels just like that.

You know, it's not,

it's not great.

A day of choice?

Does it feel like a day of choice?

Yes, because I am choosing to skip the nicety today.

I need to get down to business.

To brass tacks?

I need to, shockingly, issue a correction.

This is kind of a big one.

I'm not going to lie.

Oh, yeah.

In true turdy fashion, I was like literally making stuff up yesterday.

I just want to say this.

When we were recapping the Sabrina Carpenter concert and I said it was amazing, except for the shoes and the 12-year-olds, I was right about the shoes.

The 12-year-olds, so apparently the 12-year-olds I saw on screen at Madison Square Garden were Sabrina Carpenter's friends, who are girls, dressed up as boys.

Like, let me tell you, I was shocked.

And I re-watched the clip to see, like, was I being stupid?

No, they literally still look like little boys.

And Margo said the same thing.

I think that you were right to see what you saw and extrapolate what you extrapolated.

And it's easy for like the people at home to be like, oh, because they probably saw it with the headline, Sabrina's friends, dress up as boys.

However, I am so glad to know that that is what happened because it was the one ick of the, of the concert, because I actually, I liked her little tap shoes.

I'm not going to lie.

I saw them and I liked them.

No, I saw Cody Rigsby also put up an Instagram story.

I mean, like, what's with the shoes?

Cody Rigsby hates kitten heels.

But the thing is, by definition, they're actually not kitten heels.

I would say they're like, two inches.

They're literally dance shoes, which makes sense.

He doesn't like a little heel.

And that's something

that he stands by.

Yeah, I actually, when you were having him on the toes, I think I told you that because I know you guys could relate to that.

Except these days as mature women,

kitten heels are kind of gargie-pargy.

I like exclusively only buy heels of the kitten variety, even though there was a time in my life where like I could have written a thesis on how ugly they were.

All's that to say, Sabrina was not, you know, a minor attracted person that night.

She was not a map.

I'm sorry.

for speaking out.

I just want to say I told him.

And you know what?

And I also, blame is on me because I should have known better of my girl that she would not do that.

Yeah, you kind of just like believe the lies.

You have to trust your faves.

That's what I was saying yesterday.

Well, Margo came over for dinner last night.

I'm like, Margo, by the way, do you know that those weren't boys?

Because we had talked about how we both thought it was weird after the concert.

She was shocked.

So I can't be the only person in that arena who thought like something weird was going on.

Overjoyed to know that it's not and have to use my platform to issue a correction.

Sabrina Carpenter marked safe from, you know, the pedophilic ring of Hollywood.

I knew our queen would never.

Our queen would never.

Like, I actually, I am sorry.

Okay.

And you'll do better?

I mean,

you'll give it a shot.

TBD.

Yeah.

You'll give doing better a shot, baby girl turt.

Now, today is a big day because it's kind of a long awaited day.

We had decided a couple of weeks ago that I was, you know, really excited about the fact that my anniversary of vape quitting was coming up and I would be able to post a picture on Instagram commemorating the anniversary, 10 months sober.

I must admit, just because you're clean don't mean you don't miss it.

And some queen on Instagram DMed me yesterday being like, reminder to post.

And I was like, oh my, thank you so much.

And then my reminder went off this morning.

So I wasn't going to forget.

Posted it so obsessed, only to realize it's been nine months.

Because it's October, so it's like the 10th month.

So you would say.

10 minus one.

Right.

Because I'm clean starting.

Are you sure?

Yes.

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September.

I haven't done October yet.

You have to go through October.

Okay.

But the thing is, I'm not deleting the caption.

How about this?

Why don't you edit it?

Going into the 10-month soap.

The thing is, like, I don't give a fuck.

How about that?

Like, today's energy is very much just like making mistakes and fixing them.

Whatever.

Like, I'm coming clean with my truth.

My next post is going to be coming clean by Hillary Duff.

Like, whatever.

I can't be perfect all the time.

Seriously.

Okay.

Well, thank you for owning up to your mistakes.

Anything else?

No, I mean, I do have some things written down that I want to talk about, but in terms of owning up to my mistakes.

That's just two.

And I'm just a girl.

Okay, well, at least we got it out of the way.

Brass tacks.

You were right.

I did want to tell you that yesterday I went to my agent's office and I don't really like

the agent.

Oh, yeah.

Dirty, humble breg.

You can't just say that without us freaking out.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I have a team.

Like, get over it.

She went to her agent's.

And I literally never go there.

And I know that like a lot of stuff arrives there for me because I don't like things coming to my apartment.

Like, I don't accept gifting unless it's like Chanel.

But I guess some people like find her address and like send stuff.

So I was going through the boxes and literally somebody sent a stack of books on how to eat while you're cycle tracking

interesting there's multiple books on that yeah i kind of like like disregarded it and last night i was obviously like entering some new phase and i was like i could really use that book i should have i should have taken a copy i was like do you want it i was like giving them out to the girls in the office

Oh, I got to check it out.

I know.

Because apparently, and I, we have weirdly become, actually, yesterday, one of my friends called me.

She was like asking me about like cycle tracking.

She had a question.

Like, I don't know anything about it.

I just know that it's something like we should do.

but we have kind of become like the voices us and tanya rad the voices of cycle tracking like i said in like in posts about it all the time like i don't know shit yeah because we mentioned it and i think that's like more than anyone else we were we recorded the redheads yesterday and did you talk about it We didn't talk about cycle tracking.

No, but we were talking about like pregnancy and like in the book.

Spoiler alert.

It's like actually you find out in like the first day.

It's like a teen pregnancy.

So like she got like pregnant and we're just like talking about.

I literally didn't know that.

I'm reading the book.

Well, she's she's like young and she has a 14 year old son.

But he's grown up in the book.

The son?

Yeah.

And he goes to summer camp?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whatever.

Just.

It's not, it's not a spoiler.

Anyway, so we were talking in the later in the book.

I don't want to really spoil anything, but she's talking about why they like didn't use protection at the time.

And she was like, well, I just had my period two days ago.

Like, so we're fine.

And it's like, seriously, like, what teenager knows that?

Like, I did not know.

I did not know that you could only get pregnant like max three days out of the month until I started trying to get pregnant.

Well, thanks to Tanya Rad.

I know that.

Thanks to Tanya Rad, we know like so much more than we ever have.

Yeah, today's giving luteal.

Ludeal.

That's not good.

Actually, I don't even know.

Like, I'm the thing.

I don't know.

I just know that when you have your period, you're in the next show.

I'm looking at you.

I'm looking at you.

It's giving luteal.

Is luteal bad?

Yeah.

Okay.

Luteal is when you're like mad at the male in your life for not fulfilling his caveman duties and getting pregnant.

What point of your period is that?

After abulation, right before you're going to get your next period.

I'm like, I'm due in like a week or two, two weeks.

Ludiel.

Okay, Ludiel.

Living Lutiel.

I think it's also Lutiel.

Not here.

It's Ludiel on the Majesti Jean.

It's Ludiel on the Majestijan, and Sabrina Carpenter is like attracted to 12-year-old boys.

Yeah.

Okay, wait.

She hangs out with Taylor to Swift and not Olivia or Rod Rieger.

Wait.

Is it a story about Rascal Thoughts?

Or should we talk about it now?

Let's talk about it now.

It's not a story, though it could have been.

However, when something is such like global news like that and like world affairs, it usually just goes at the top and not in the story.

It kind of like

supersedes the fast five.

It's too big of a story.

It's like Megzoo.

Yeah, right.

You know, Megzo, this classic story.

Yeah.

Um, Rascal Flask announced what they were going to announce, and it is the Life is a Highway tour, 25th anniversary.

They are going on a little tour.

I would say it's about 15 to 20 dates that they're doing.

Right.

And the energy of the tour is seemingly like major city.

We don't know her.

Yeah.

Like we're going where we're going and you should probably call a car service or get a train ticket like pack your bags because we're coming to a town not near you the thing is i feel like here they're coming to jacksonville florida orlando orlando which was good but then they're also going to um somewhere on the west coast of florida that's actually might be closer estero well the nearest looks like we're going to estero the nearest city for me and margo we were talking about it this morning is you know the very popular town of uncasville connecticut It's about two hours away.

We are going.

I want to say this: you know, I know that when people launch tours, they're heavily researched with data and analytics.

Like, these are the cities that Rascal Flats is most popular in.

Like, they're not doing this for fun.

They're here to obviously make money and, you know, do the tour.

So, I get it.

And, you know, I feel like when people plan tours, it's always like the major cities.

And then people who live in Uncasville get screwed.

So I'm happy for the people of the Uncasvilles of America.

But like, for me,

New York?

No, it's really crazy.

And also, there's no West Coast states, which makes me feel like maybe they'll add more shows seeing how this goes.

Or maybe they just want to stay local.

Like they are in a position to write their own ticket.

And just like we were talking about touring yesterday, like maybe touring looks like staying close to home for these guys.

And let's talk about the betrayal from Lauren Lane and Lauren Elena.

Two people in our lives who we are seeing.

Lauren Elena texted me this morning the second the announcement.

Like, girl, you couldn't have told me before.

Like, so I could have prepared, bought my ticket to Uncasville.

Well, like, Lauren Lane listens to the show,

heard us anticipating.

And she knew she would be on the tour.

All she had to say was Ungusville.

But I'm very, very excited, and I'm going to do everything in my power to get there.

Like,

I know Sabrina's also going to Orlando.

I'm not moving heaven and earth to see Sabrina at Orlando.

Like, I love her, but it's just different with Rascal Flats.

Of course.

I would either make a weekend out of it.

We'll go to Disney.

I don't give a fuck.

I'll go to Disney.

1000%.

Or go up for the, like, for the night.

Like, I'm going to figure it out because Rascal Flats mean everything to me.

They are not making it.

Like, and I don't want to compare Rascal Flats and Sabrina because not that she does it.

Because they couldn't be more different.

But this is different.

Also, this is one of the last tours they'll ever do.

Sabrina, she has many wondrous years to come, Baruch Hashem, and I will see her by Roch Hashem one day.

The crazy thing about the Rascal Flats farewell tour is it's kind of broken the curse of things we beg for that like are obviously like we always talk about like society season two it's never coming rascal flats for you this is the same thing as if society season two yep

the it's the exact same thing it's the list of things like almost inside jokes that we think wish would come back that are obviously not coming back.

They broke the curse.

Yeah, it would be like Little Mix getting back together.

Harry Styles and One Direction

getting back together.

Yeah, that one is actually probably even crazier than Society Season 2.

I don't know.

Like, they're all so close.

Like, they.

No Zane, though.

I don't like my whole take is that One Direction didn't change.

One Zane.

I agree with that.

I agree.

But when we're saying, like, we're holding out for a reunion, that still

would count even if there's no Zane.

I actually think Zane would be more likely to get on board now that he's like grown so much than Harry Styles.

And also, like, Zane is now like 0 for 2 when it comes to trying to release solo music.

And I think he loves performing.

So

I actually think he would be down.

And now he has like a family to provide for.

He can't just be saying no to big opportunities.

You want to know why?

Because you and me got a whole lot of history.

Wow.

That should actually be like the theme song for this show.

We don't have opening intro music for the show.

Oh, you know, a lot of other shows.

Got a whole lot of history.

Oh, no.

We could be the greatest thing that the charts have ever seen.

We wish.

Dream odds.

Literally delusional energy in the intro.

I like that.

That's a good way to start.

It says we could be, not that we are.

So it's very aspirational.

No, we could, that's so factual.

We could be.

Like, we could be.

Any day could be the greatest episode to top the charts.

That is so funny.

Speaking of topping the charts, Claudia and I recorded a hysterical episode for our Patreon yesterday where we went back into the archives and we reacted to and discussed old host titles.

So we went back to like 20 years ago.

We tried to guess like what the hell we were talking about.

Yeah, and then we looked at the stories, but like we reacted to titles like, oh, that was a really shitty title.

Why would anybody who was like not already going to listen to the episode listen to this episode?

There were a couple good ones, some iconic ones.

We also then like stumbled into the titles we were making in like the dead of quarantine with like Zoom episodes.

We did skip because it was like actually depressing.

Like bringing me back to that time.

I was like,'I'm like,'64 in the queue.

That was actually the name of one of our episodes.

Like, who the fuck would listen to that?

Someone else who was counting every day.

Like someone else seriously on the verge.

However, it was a really fun episode.

We didn't even get to six months' worth of titles because like there was just so much funny potter.

We literally had guests' names in the titles of people who we did not know who they are anymore we did not know them no and i also was like reminded slash literally learned for the first time that we interviewed francesca farago like i literally had no idea

yeah things we did that there was also clearly like a month where we were obsessed with the real housewives of dallas we had deandra simmons cameron westcott and then some woman what was her name

jen davis who like was a almost a housewife and then she ended up like getting divorced and I couldn't be on the like whatever.

We were obsessed.

It was interesting to see our interests come and go, you know?

Yeah, it really was.

It was so funny.

And everyone really loved it.

So we're going to keep going because we have still more years worth of titles to do.

Head over to patreon.com slash the toast.

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I agree.

Let me just just say that.

You're not going to hear any words from me over here.

No protestation.

Thou doth to test, you know?

Thou doth toe test.

Thou doth.

Toe test.

Baby girl turt.

Jackie's been calling me baby girl turt and I want to say obsessed.

Yeah, I put it in my stories yesterday.

Mm-hmm.

Cracking up.

Just like it felt like the natural next step.

Like baby girl turt recorded on the ones and twos.

And I think it's, I think it's pretty pargy.

I feel like it's been a while since I've said this to you and I need to say it every couple of months, like just once again, reminding you how thankful and grateful I am for the nickname you've given me.

That is turdy.

And you can evolve it.

And now like you can do whatever you want with it because I feel it's really cemented who I am.

Like the way people refer to me in person, online, like Turdy is my name.

I'm obsessed.

And actually, the funniest thing happened to me at the Sabrina Carpenter concert.

And I just saw this TikTok of the girl who made it.

I was walking out with Remy and we were like looking at our phones, like trying to figure out where the hell we were, like to get an Uber.

And I hear, like, I thought I heard someone scream turdy.

And I like look around and I didn't see anyone.

So I'm like, oh, once again, hearing phantom turdies.

And then I heard like it again.

And I was like, no, I'm just hearing things.

And then the security guard like tapped me.

He's like, are you turdy?

I was like, yeah.

And he like pointed to this girl on the escalator.

She was so cute.

And she was like, it's me.

And it was just like a toaster.

And then she made a TikTok about like how embarrassed she was.

And she was like, screaming turdy and MSG.

And I was reading the comments.

And people are like, no, no, no.

If I saw turdy, everyone was calling me turdy.

That for me was like, oh, I reminder, must thank Jackie.

Like, not one person person in that thread called me Claudia.

Not one.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

It's kind of a big deal.

Yeah.

So now I can branch off and for a while you stymied my creative process.

I was going, I was moving towards turtle and you were like pulling me back.

I was so afraid people would start calling me turtle.

They get confused like with multiple nicknames, but I feel like turdy is so cemented in her story that we're good to move on.

Everything else is just like confetti around it.

So baby girl turt is

big girl turt because that's not okay with me.

me i said baby girl i think you said big

i certainly did not i was like that in my life okay okay that in my life i i want to stay here i'm i believe you maybe i'm like hearing you know big just phantom bigs again classic it's what is it Freudian

sure

what is it projection

my middle name Turning projection Safari Street

Exactly

Tuesday is such a great day.

You know, it's before Deer Toasters, so we can just kind of relax.

We don't have anywhere to be, anyone to answer to.

We just got stories and like a positive attitude.

Always.

We actually have really great stories.

Always.

Always.

Oh my God.

Do you see the hearts on FaceTime?

Oh my God.

Do you see that?

I'm obsessed with the FaceTime update where you can like send emojis with your hands.

Hearts.

Do you see, am I sending you emojis?

I'm getting nothing.

Maybe stop moving.

Like, stop being so desperate.

Like, just move.

And angle it more up towards me.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got it?

No.

Maybe I don't have that feature yet.

I love that thing.

Yeah.

Thumbs up.

And then, of course, balloons with the peace sign.

Because you're turning two.

Yeah.

I love that.

Me too.

Well, let's get into everything

because there's a lot to get into if we can.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If we may.

Mother, may I get into that?

If we must.

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Our first story, Ariana Grande is making some more news.

I guess it's going to be like an RE-heavy month or two with the Wicked Promo because she and Cynthia Arrivo sat down for a lie detector test with Vanity Fair, and she is setting the record straight about some of the cosmetic procedures she's tried and which she's open to.

So she took a lie detector test while Cynthia Revo asks her some questions.

And Cynthia asks, Do you ever get any work done to feel more popular?

So Grande expressed her excitement for being able to address plastic surgery speculation, telling Cynthia, thank goodness, before denying several procedures.

So she was asked if she had a facelift.

She said, no, not yet.

I'm open.

I don't think she's had a facelift.

She was telling the truth.

She was asked if she had a nose job.

She said, no, she was telling the truth.

She was asked if she had that fox eyelift.

She said no, but and she had never heard of that until people accused her of having had it.

And she said, I discovered it through people who thought I did.

And I said, thank you.

What did she have?

She said, you know, she Botox filler, but she hasn't done it in years because she was doing it too much.

The classic, right?

Okay, so.

She was asked if she had a chin implant.

She said no.

Well, she does look good.

I think she was asked if she had a boob job and she said no.

She looks super, super different than the girlie we knew on Nickelodeon and then the early pop star days.

And I do think a lot of that has to do with the fact that she used to like spray tan herself into oblivion, wear super heavy makeup, and she's lost a ton of weight.

So all of those things, like I think her difference in looks, like can be explained by a lot of non-plastic procedural things.

And she is really young.

So I don't know why she would have like a crazy list of surgeries.

People think she has a face up, like that's absurd.

What is she?

30?

Yeah, she's, I think, my age.

But I think a lot of people, like, you know, not even celebrities, like get a nose job or like, you know, do something to their chin.

So it's not that big of a deal, but it sounds like she's saying she's had nothing done.

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, I agree that she doesn't, she's not someone to me that I feel like has had so much work done.

I think she's like aesthetically changed a lot about her appearance, even from her spray tan days.

Like now she's in her pale

She's in her translucent era, and it's crazy to see what her natural skin tone looks like compared to when she used to spray tan herself, like to an offensive level.

Right.

She's changed her hair color.

She's changed her eyebrows.

She has, she's very, very petite.

And she's always been really small, but I think right now she's smaller than ever.

And like those things, she changes how she did her makeup.

Like, I think all of this is, can be explained away.

She doesn't have Botox right now.

She said, and her face is moving.

When you're an actress, like, you actually can't be Botox to the gods because part of doing your job successfully is being expressive.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, so I saw this is not someone I'm like dying to get in the hot seat.

No, in regards to plastic surgery, I have other questions.

Like, asked about a BBL.

Like, let me tell you something.

I don't need a line detector.

Some of that Ariana honey doesn't have BBL.

It doesn't have BBL.

It's so true.

I think that another thing that I had seen coming out, I don't know if it was of the interview or of this video, but she was asked about her relationship with her fans.

And she was like super honest.

She was like, I've loved loved my fans, but I don't always like them.

Because I guess like, especially with the SpongeBob thing, like she's had, you know, some inner turmoil within her community.

And I think that like pop stars are sort of just trained to be like, I'm so grateful for my fans.

I wouldn't be here without you.

I love my fans, fans, fans, fans, fans.

But sometimes your fans can be crazy and toxic, and the stand-ums can become really toxic.

So I thought that was like a very honest and brave thing to say.

Yeah.

Because like toxic fan culture is very real.

Yes, it is.

And I I think everybody who's meant to like love her so much, like jumping to the worst conclusions about her.

It's like, well, do you love me?

Like my friends wouldn't think the worst of me.

You know?

Yeah.

So yeah, Ari.

It's going to be a month of Ari.

She is.

She's not the least interesting.

I don't mind a month of Ari because I do feel like she says stuff.

This was kind of a nothing burger because like nobody was like so conversed with what she says.

Honestly, it's like a veiled attempt to like be authentic and trip, but it's like like not a real question.

Nobody thinks that she has had like a million procedures.

Right.

And then of course, you know, she's in full support of everyone doing these things.

If they want to do these things, like, okay, thank you.

Yeah.

It's always a hot take.

But no, people are always like, I'm really in support of it, but I've had nothing done.

I would never.

I like to be natural.

It was too much.

I got an allergic reaction to Botog.

I didn't feel like myself, but you guys go into it.

I support everyone, just not me.

Yeah, it's just enough for me.

So yes, I agree.

I feel like we also don't know a lot about her.

Like, I think she's kind of this chameleon, and I think she's changed a lot recently.

Um, just due to like personal growth, divorce can change you.

And so, a month of Ari headlines, I'm up town.

Yeah, and she's like funny and sassy.

Yeah,

yeah.

So, cool, bring it up.

And she's also lived a million lives.

And right now, we're like obsessing over this saga with Spongebob because there's so much mystery there.

But I feel like there's a lot of things, like the Nickelodeon time.

What the hell happened with Scooter Braun?

Like, there are a lot of like big, almost Roman Empire moments in Ariana Grande.

Mac Miller, Pete Davidson.

she invented pete davidson yeah

yeah there's a lot yeah

so we'll keep you posted on the rest of the promo but yeah no ariana grande hasn't had a facelift in case we're wondering wait also Did you make anything about Aaron Foster being on Watch Job and Live A story?

No.

Okay, because she was actually asked amazing questions and two really stood out that I wanted to bring up to you.

She was asked, one, like what she thought about her dad being on

Beverly Hills.

And she's like, I did not like it.

I think we all like can surmise why, but she basically said, like, that show was like messy and it's fun to watch, but when your personal, like, family's involved, it doesn't hit as good.

Like, I just prefer to be a, she's like, like, a lurker as opposed to like an active participant.

She was also asked about her relationship with a lot of her, she's like famous, like, half-step siblings, the Jenners, the Hadids.

And I always wonder, because like the Fosters are really pro-Israel, the Hadids are really pro-Palestine.

Like, has that impacted their family?

And she said, oh, you know, I was DMing with Gigi last night.

She's watching Nobody Wants This.

I'm like, okay, so interesting.

Like I would have liked a little bit bit more.

Then she was asked to finally confirm.

I had never heard this rumor.

To finally confirm or deny whether, like, five years ago, she dated Harry Styles.

Okay.

Did you ever hear that rumor?

No, but where is there a picture or something?

I don't know, but she like smiled knowingly and she said she pled the fifth.

And then I was reading the comments of people who are like, well, she's pleading the fifth because he was like 19 and she was 32.

So it's like not, you know,

it's not cute.

It's not like super kosher.

But love that for her.

Harry Styles is having fun with rumored new girlfriend Erin Foster.

I can see it.

I can see it too.

And I don't know how that's like a rumor I didn't know because that's definitely something that would have come across my desk.

Yeah, that's pertinent information.

That is funny.

It was a good episode.

Yeah.

And then Christian Siriano was the other guest.

So like I feel like.

He went pumpkin picking with her.

Claudia, they were dating.

I'm obsessed.

Claudia, there's like a whole sideshow on Just Jared.

On my way.

Yeah, you know Just Jared.

They don't skimp on the pics.

They just make you suffer through a million ads.

Okay, here we go.

I'm just going to go to Google Images.

Yeah, no, Claudia, they're.

Ah, I mean, you don't go pumpkin picking with

a rainbow.

Okay, by the way, I just want to say this photo of them is a time capsule of whenever it came out.

Like the ripped jeans, the ankle boots, and like the denim shirt open with a t-shirt underneath on Erin.

Like, it is a time capsule of like 2010s fashion.

And she's so his type.

Yeah.

Ooh, this pumpkin patch had kosher hot dogs.

Yum.

The foster sisters like are seriously the center of Hollywood.

They are.

They are connected to everyone, either like familiar or just friendship.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yummy.

Okay.

Well, thanks for that.

Thanks for that detour.

Speaking of May-December relationships, Kristen Cavallari is opening up about her breakup from Mark Estes.

She addressed it all on her most recent podcast.

Let's be honest.

So, this is what she said: quote: Mark and I broke up.

It's hard because I broke up with Mark because I just know long term it's not right.

And it's not because of love loss or something bad that happened.

She explained that no one cheated or was mean and noted that those breakups are almost easier when the guy does something that makes you hate him.

Mark, on the other hand, had always been nothing but so sweet and so supportive.

Quote, He's been the best boyfriend I've ever had.

I just know long term he needs to experience life.

He's young.

I started to feel the age a little bit with life experience.

I look back when I was 24 24 and how much life has happened between then.

Those are crucial years.

Those are formative years.

They're when you find yourself and he needs to be able to do that.

She said that she's always been aware of their age gap and hasn't been ignoring the fact that he was younger.

However, she doubled down on their partnership being the best relationship of her life and calls it very healthy and very mature despite being in different periods of their life.

She said, he will make someone so happy one day and he will have a beautiful family of his own.

I know that one day he will look back and understand it.

And actually, I actually think one day he will look back and thank me.

A hundred percent, by the way.

Like, not me getting sad.

It's giving the idea of you, like, they had to let each other go.

Is that how it ends?

Well, in the book, no, she's like, fuck it.

I love you.

Like, everybody can eat my ass.

And in the movie, they break up and she's like, you need to go live.

And, like, come find me when you're ready.

And then he goes on, like, they cut to like five years later.

She's like at home, like, watching TV, still depressed over her teenage lover.

And she's watching him on like the equivalent of the tonight show.

And he basically like looks in the camera and he gives her a subliminal message, like, I'm ready.

Got it.

So he only needed needed five years of living okay maybe it was like i don't remember what the screen said when but then if it was any more than that and she's like a grandma

um hot go taco no but because i do wonder like how this plays out if she doesn't end it now like when things are good and you know she's letting him like go and live his life like say they had stayed together because they are both really happy like

What does 10 years from now look like?

Like, what is she trying to avoid that he like wakes up one day and is like.

No, the thing is, like, when you

date someone so much older than yourself, whether, whatever the gender like roles are,

you miss out on a lot of like natural life things because the person who you love most in this world has already done it, right?

Right, right.

We're not doing it again.

Right.

So it changes the trajectory of your life.

And I think like she was actually really generous and self-aware of her.

It's like, yeah, I've had my fun.

And like, I actually really do love you, but it's not right for me to almost steal your youth and like things that you should experience with your people your own age.

Like you deserve that.

Like when you think about like aaron taylor johnson right everyone's like waiting for him and his 100 year old wife to break up they're not breaking up he did not experience he became like a stepfather like you don't

have ended like that and i feel like aaron taylor johnson is happy i don't know actually i don't know

Yeah, but I also think like you need to like make mistakes, learn lessons, have relationships.

And like he can't do that if he's already like found the one at 24.

I think people who are both 24 sometimes break up for that reason because it's like we both need to go live.

But that's a bad excuse because you both can go live together.

Oh, I agree with that, but I do think that's sometimes what people say.

Yeah.

Well, it reminds me now I'm thinking of like, because I don't remember a lot about their relationship, but Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

Mm-hmm.

They were together for a while, but they didn't have kids, did they?

No.

And then he was able to like eventually go on and have like a typical, Milakunis is his own age.

They had like a very traditional marriage, kids.

So yeah, I think the right thing to do when you're in a relationship, as long as like, by the way, the relationship isn't like frontal lobe, like as long as it's like fine, it's just like a big age gap.

The right thing to do, like it has an expiration date.

Yeah.

You have to let the person go.

This is very mature of her, and I will miss them.

I know.

And I feel like sad for I saw clips of her talking.

She like looks really upset.

It's a really hard choice to make.

And like, when do you call it?

Like, why not one more month of fun?

Right, right.

Why not another year?

Okay, who is Kristen Cavalieri dating next?

It's never going to be who you think.

No, it's not.

And I don't think she wants to be with an athlete again, so I could take them off the list.

Like Bill Hayter, even though isn't he married now or something?

Yeah, who is he with?

Someone.

Yeah.

Not Anna Kendrick, but like someone of that elk.

Allie Wong.

Yeah, he's not even similar.

Kristen Cavalieri.

I don't know if I have someone for her.

We'll put her on the list.

The list is lacking.

She

is on the list now.

Great.

She's a good addition.

I can't, I need to start a new list.

Like, I'm.

I know.

Our list of singles is like out of date.

It's terrible.

It's a circus.

Like, I don't know what the hell these people are.

If these people were at a mixer together, all...

30 of them, not one match would come from it.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone on our list has passed away.

That's how out of date it is.

I have Kim Kardashing on the list twice.

It's a piece of shit.

It's not our finest work.

It's not reflective of our other lists.

No, it's not.

It's not.

It's one of our worst lists.

It's just something that we do when two people break up and we run out of things to say.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

It's giving rip.

Like when somebody dies, what is there to say?

Rip added to the list.

It's so true.

At the end of like a story where someone broke up, like the way we get out of the story and move on and segue is like, hey, should we set them up?

What next?

I think instead of doing that, we just should say add them to the list.

And that way we have a robust list of single people, but we're not actively trying to set people up.

And that way we can also get out of the story.

Pergie.

Are you ready for our next story?

Three?

Three.

Yep.

It's some sister news because Tia Maori is revealing the quote normal reason why she's not as close with her sister, Tamara.

Okay.

Okay.

I also need to keep in mind, like, who's the one who is having the show?

Okay.

Give us a brief reminder?

Okay, I can't, I can't, I cannot keep them apart.

So I think Tia is the one having a show and then Tamara is the one that was on the reel who's still close with the brother who's a Republican.

Accused of being a Republican.

That's Tamara.

Yeah, who's an accused Republican.

Yeah.

Okay.

So Tia on the outskirts, I believe, is saying that, quote, it's normal that she and her twin sister, Tamara, aren't as close as they once were.

Quote, you start as siblings in a household and a family.

And as we grow up and start our own families, it it is very normal for all of us to take on new roles and responsibilities when it comes to our life, she told people.

She acknowledged that Tamara has a family of her own.

So it's quote, normal and very natural for them to focus on their respective lives and families.

Quote, there's so much love there.

There's this beautiful bonding connection that we have that will never leave.

My sister and I have always been women of inspiration and we will continue to.

Literally us.

And why would that change now?

I don't know.

Because like she's strong.

Didn't even tell her.

I want to say this.

I actually have to imagine that being a twin comes with its like a real set of complications.

And the older you get, the more independent you get.

Then you become a mother.

I can imagine and like actually really relate to that struggle and like wanting to be your own person, especially you get famous as a twin.

If it weren't for like all the conspiracy theories, I would believe this like statement on its surface.

But then like Tamara saying, I didn't even know you had a show.

Like there's something going on there.

And Tia's trying to convince us that there's not.

This statement makes no sense.

Like one's twin, one even sister, but let alone twin.

Like you have to think about the biology of twins.

Like I don't know if you see these videos, but like they're twins outside of the womb, how, like, when they're with their twin, they have like one single heartbeat.

Like, it's twins are connected in a way.

Twins are questioned in a way that we can't even understand.

More so than Jackson Claude, is what I'm saying, if you could believe that.

I actually can't.

And that one of them had, and so we're so close.

And then one of them has a kid, and it's like, well, you know, she carries on with her life and her affairs.

And one of them has children?

I think so.

That's the vibe I'm getting.

But let me triple check.

I don't want to have to issue a correction tomorrow.

Yeah, Tamara has two kids.

And Tia has two kids.

Two kids.

Okay, yeah, they're both mothers.

Okay, so if anything, like, if you both are having kids, that should even make you even closer.

Not like, oh, we're now all siloed working on our own families.

Yeah, I have to say something like that's totally random and out of the blue, and it's highly controversial.

Okay.

The best thing to ever happen to me is Google's AI.

I agree.

It is the best use of AI I have seen.

I don't know how I lived before it.

Because you know what?

Remember,

I feel like we were actually recently having this conversation when you would like Google a question.

Like Yahoo Answers used to be this like forum.

And it was like literally the only way to find like a real answer.

And then they got rid of it and my life was like negatively impacted.

AI overview, what is it?

What's her name?

Gemini.

Gemini, thank you.

Best thing to ever happen to me.

Yeah, I agree.

I have been asking Google some questions.

And sometimes I start to type in the question and they give me the AI overview in the little thing.

So I'm like, yep, click.

And then I go and like, it's gone.

Like,

no, don't clown on Gemini.

Gemini has no issues, no bugs.

You have issues.

No, it's like if you don't click it in that moment and you keep typing out your question, like it might not come up.

I don't know.

It's not Gemini's fault.

I'm just saying like.

Sometimes I don't know.

Nobody's having that issue about you.

I see the promise of Gemini.

I see them like about to understand what I'm saying.

And then maybe I just like keep typing and that's my problem.

Sometimes it's like out of my grasp.

But when she's there, she's fantastic.

If Gemini is listening, and I know she is, I just want to say, like, whenever we talk about like the dangers of AI and AI taking over the world, we're not talking about you.

I am not talking about you.

Like, you have helped me.

And you know who could learn a thing or two from you?

Like, Meta's AI.

Like, that thing is so fucking funny.

Every time I go to DM someone and all of a sudden I'm in a meta search for girl with no job.

I'm in a chat with Meta, like asking them questions that I didn't even ask.

They, Meta AI sucks balls.

Yeah.

Gemini AI is the best thing.

And I think everyone in the AI space could learn a thing or two.

Like, thank you.

That was the whole point of AI, right?

To make our lives easier, like help us do dumb little tasks.

Yeah, no, and while also, you know, eventually eradicating civilization, sure, but make our

days a little breezy.

Peaceful.

Yeah.

And open AI sucks ass.

Anytime, that's like, that's like the go, like Chat GPT.

Oh, okay.

Whenever I need AI, like go to ChatGPT.

I'm like, can you, you know, show me what my bathroom looks like with this wallpaper on?

No, my.

You can't do that.

Try a different one, the photo one.

And then I've done like photo AI generated.

Oh, yep, and never work.

I make a login.

Sometimes I even pay.

Yep.

Never works.

I just wanted to see the fucking wallpaper on my bathroom wall.

And no, some apps, some websites, like, yeah, you could do it for your room with their wallpaper.

But the website where I found my wallpaper, it's like we just sell fucking wallpaper.

Like, figure it out.

We're not AI generated.

Wait, so I'm in Canva making my own.

I got to a dark place That sounds like dark and like where's AI there for me right right No, they could learn a thing or two from Gemini and I love the name Gemini cute precious Gemini meta AI is like the worst name.

I mean, they're not known for their naming No, and have you seen Mark Zuckerberg recently like dressing like a frat boy?

He's like actually embarrassing Yeah, he's going through something.

Yeah, like with his big T's and his chains like seriously grow up.

Like he's a brand new man.

And it's not, like, good.

Like, the thing is, he kind of is forgetting.

You're a professional nerd.

Like, you're known for being the smartest.

Like, lean in.

But, like, nerds can glow up.

Like, look at Jeff Bezos.

He's doing it right.

And, like, I don't know.

I don't know who is.

It's clear Mark Zuckerberg.

This is the difference.

Jeff Bezos like glew up because the woman in his life, like, he doesn't even know he went through a glow up.

Like, she did it all for him in a perfect way.

Mark Zuckerberg obviously hired like celebrity stylists and trainers.

It's so inauthentic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's there's like, you can't understand like the catalyst for his change, which with Jeff, like it's very clear.

Right.

He's in this like new hot relationship.

Like it makes sense.

What changed in Mark?

There's a lot about Mark Zuckerberg that's changed just also like ideologically.

And it's like, what changed for you, bro?

Like, why are you being this way?

No, he's going, it doesn't feel authentic.

No, it's like a costume.

Yeah, he's just kind of like whatever the flavor of the month is.

Like Mark, he's kind of like the Katy Perry of the tech space.

Yeah,

it's true.

And if you understand that joke, like you are so toast coated, you know?

Yeah.

So, anyways, Tia and Tamara, we don't know why they're feuding.

They're saying that it's normal, but I don't think that it's normal.

Like, I think twins

are bound for life.

It's really sad.

It is.

And, but the way that they say, like, it's normal, it's nothing.

Like, I still love her, like, makes me think that there's a path back to each other.

Just saying.

But it seems like they're both saying different things.

Like, Tamara was the one on the red carpet being like, I'm just now hearing about the show.

She was the one who seemed like hurt and being like, yeah, but no, there's something going on.

And then Tia is like, no, we're good.

You know, growing up mothers, like they're telling different stories.

As a sister, you hate to see it.

Maybe I'll have to wait for season two of her show.

Maybe she'll get to a place in her show, like all reality shows you where they go and like reach out to old relatives.

Yeah, like that's, that's how you know your show's about to get canceled.

Classic.

This would be like the first time that I care.

Totally.

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TikTok star Charli D'Amilia will make her Broadway debut in And Juliet.

So TikTok star Charlie D'Amilia will make her Broadway debut in the jukebox musical and Juliet, a revisionist take on Shakespeare's classic Tale of Star-Cross lovers.

I've seen it.

D'Amilio will join the ensemble in the part of Chairman.

Charmaine.

Sorry.

Chairman.

Chairman?

Which one is it?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

Charmian.

I thought I was about to say chairman, and then I saw the A and the I were spelled.

Spell it.

C-H-A-R-M-I-A-N.

Charmion.

Charmion.

Now, which has been described by producers as a dance-heavy role.

Maybe you remember Charmian because you saw it.

No, that's why I want to know.

I need to Google, because I saw this and I was like, there's no way she's playing the girl.

The cool thing about Anne Juliet, and the reason why I saw it is that, yeah, it's like, what would happen?

It's like a modern take on Romeo and Juliet.

Like, what would happen if

like Juliet lived and she went on to like slay the house down?

But it's produced by Max Martin.

So the music is set to like roar by Katy Perry.

All of Max Martin's like greatest hits.

A lot of Britney Spears.

Like it's very modern.

But the lead, Juliet, sings a lot.

And I know, like, Charlie D'Amelio has made, like, a singing video once or twice, but that's just not a Broadway star make.

Right, they said it's a dance-heavy role.

Charmian and Juliet.

I feel like

was Anne and Juliet also a movie?

No.

Or was that Nomio and Juliet, where they were gnomes?

Yes, they were gnomes.

Classic mix-up.

Classic.

I prefer a bit of Nomio and Juliet.

I would love to know who is Charmaine.

Oh, oh,

no, that's the mom.

Who is Charmaine in the role?

I just like need to know.

It's bothering me.

No worries.

Take your time.

I'm doing a little fact-finding of my own.

I just want to remember like.

Oh, yeah.

Jesse J has a song for Manjuliet called One More Try.

I love that song.

Classic.

Classic Jesse J.

You know if Jesse J is involved that things are are on another level.

No, it's just annoying.

Every time I'm like trying to search, but now everything's about Charlie D'Amilio.

Like I know that Charmie, Charmie D'Amilio is Charming.

I need to.

Also, it's like Charmian.

That's very Charlie D'Amilio.

Charlie D'Amilio.

Charlie D'Amilio.

I'm trying to, like, oh my God, this is so annoying.

Do you think maybe we could discuss it like without

knowing?

Yeah, knowing this knowledge.

Yeah.

She will be in the performance from October 29th to January 19th.

How long?

Three months.

Okay, this will be, you know, a lot of influencers, people are always like mad when content creators get roles that, you know, other people wait their whole lives for.

And Broadway is one of those things, like you really can't fake it.

Like you either are going to crush it or they're going to eat you alive.

Right.

And

it's kind of brave.

There are a couple examples of like content people going on Broadway and like being really well received.

I think Colleen Bollinger doing Waitress and Musical like was really well received.

I'm sure Nini Leaks Queen being in Cinderella.

Yeah.

I actually saw it with Nini Leaks.

She was amazing.

I think she's Roxy Hart,

Ariana.

Yeah, it's true.

Like, you're either going to do well or you're not going to do well.

There's no faking it on Broadway.

So I think Charlie will be fantastic in this role.

I think Charlie can do whatever she sets her mind to.

Her role is technically an ensemble role.

So she's just like in the choir.

But I think maybe it's like a big ensemble role.

And a lot of dancing.

Say it again.

You don't like, yeah, you don't like, you're not like a main character.

I like that for her.

Maybe she's starting a career in Broadway and she's, you know, she's not coming in as Jewel yet.

Yeah.

What could people say to her?

A dance-heavy role in the jukebok music's ensemble.

So yeah, it's not a star-leading role.

I'm shocked she would do this.

Like, maybe she really wants to be on Broadway, so she believes in like taking smaller roles to get to the top.

But.

And she loves to dance.

Don't forget that about Charlie.

At the end of the day, it's all about the love of dance.

I don't dance.

I know you can not a chance.

But she does dance.

When are they going to make high school musical and musical on Broadway?

Like, deadass.

The work's already done for you.

High school musical and musical on Broadway?

Right.

I don't know.

When they acquire some taste.

Right, right.

I guess we'll be waiting quite a while.

Yeah.

Anyways, good luck to Charlie.

I'm reading for you.

Good luck, Chuck.

Good luck, Charlie.

I just like saying Charlie.

Yeah, of course.

Isn't it crazy that like this Broadway name is this Broadway star slash slash content creator has the same name as your son?

It is crazy.

Do you think she's a good role model for Charlie's of the Universe?

I do think so.

I think she's a good role model, period.

I agree.

I think she's trying her best.

Aren't we all?

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

About not a good role model.

Bidding is such sweet sorrow.

Who are you, Shakespeare?

You should be on Broadway and Juliet.

1,000%.

That's what I've been saying.

Not a good role model.

Are you having a stroke?

Should I call the police?

No,

no need for all that fuss.

Don't worry about me.

Don't make a fuss over me.

Chris Brown

has a domestic violence documentary coming out on Network ID by the Quiet on Set network as a new accuser comes forward.

So Chris Brown's legal troubles and history of abuse are now the subject of a new documentary film from Investigation Discovery, the network behind Quiet on Set, Nickelodeon Child Abuse Expose.

On October 27th, Chris Brown, Brown, A History of Violence, will launch ID's third annual No Excuse for Abuse campaign.

The doc will explore the legal issues faced by Brown, the pop star behind songs like With You Forever and Under the Influence, which include domestic violence and assault charges and sexual assault allegations.

His troubles date back to 2009 when he beat his then-girlfriend Rihanna, causing severe facial injuries that required hospitalization.

To me.

The Rihanna and Chris Brown saga of 2009 is one of the craziest things like we've ever experienced.

I think this stuff goes down in Hollywood a lot, but we don't hear about it.

And the way she dealt with it all so publicly, that must have been so hard.

And then we saw her even get back together with him, which I think happens to it.

It looks like a kind of a necessary step in leaving.

It,

to me, is one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my life.

And Chris Brown is so unique in the sense where, like, we had this reckoning a couple of years ago where we were not going to take it from the men in Hollywood anymore, whether they were abusers, pedophiles.

It was time out, time's up, excuse me.

And Chris Brown just sort of like stuck under the radar.

Like he sells out huge arenas.

Now, I do think he definitely lost like a lot of mainstream opportunities

because of what we know about him, but it hasn't really stopped him completely.

And I think a documentary these days is the only way to like get your information out there.

Yeah, the thing about Chris Brown, it's like the information is out there, but it's the fans that are still supporting him, like people buying tickets to his shows.

And you're right, he doesn't like perform in the

Billboard Music Awards.

Like he doesn't get those like big moments that non-troublesome stars do get.

But it's like his fans don't care.

So what can you do then?

Like people have to make their own choices and like they just like support him.

They don't care.

It's true.

It's true.

Like the industry did what they were supposed to do.

Like we're not platforming this freak, this abuser, but you can't stop the millions of people that like and support him.

And it's all women, crazy enough.

Like his fans are women.

They think he's.

And the reason I feel is like so many of these men who are like disgusting are also disgusting looking like kevin spacey

harvey

chris brown is like young and good looking like it's it's a powerful drug i guess also though it's about being in the music industry versus acting because if you're an actor no one will give you a role you don't have a job if you are a musician and people won't give you this or that like if you have fans you have a career if you're acting he also has a record label that's the thing he still has a label

Yeah, I but even if he didn't have a label and who knows why the label maybe P.

Diddy had a record label.

Even if he didn't have a record label, if he has fans, like he has a career.

A business.

Yeah.

He could have been an independent artist.

So I do think that's why it might be like, even Michael Jackson, like very hard to cancel because like people love his music.

But like if you're an actor, like your, your work is a little like more forgettable.

You're easy to move on from.

But you're right.

I think like Michael Jackson was hard to cancel more so because his music was so ingrained in culture.

Like you actually could not ignore the enormity of Michael Jackson.

Whereas I don't think that's the the case for Chris Brown.

Like, I actually think, like, girls, his fans are all women, and they just like like him and think he's hot.

And he's a really good voice.

Yeah.

So, but he does like sexy dances on tour, and he like brings people up and like makes out with them, you know?

Yeah.

So, like, if you want to support Chris Brown, like, you, you live with that.

You live with that.

Like, that's on you.

Yeah.

Right.

And to me, not until I bring everyone into this, but there was like, uh, they tried to bring Chris Brown back one time, Freaky Friday.

That song had every person on it.

Kendall Jenner was in the music video.

Like, it was like the music industry was like, all right, let's bring him back.

And I don't think it was well received.

Yeah.

That to me is one of the strangest things.

Who's, I think Justin Bieber's on that song.

Like, every, they literally brought in all the big guns.

Chris Brown.

What's that song called?

Fabby Friday.

They put his name in the song.

Like, they wanted him to come back.

That's so weird.

Lil, yeah, Lil Dickie.

Chris Brown.

And then the music video had

Kendall.

So unfortunately, I don't think this documentary is going to change anything because I can't imagine it's like that much more information.

However, it might make people like stop and think, whereas before, like, I don't know, it might just position things in a different light where it's like, oh, okay, maybe I don't want to support this person.

There are people in my life.

Well, not people.

Yeah, people I know who are like big Chris Brown fans.

And they're like ashamed of it too.

Like they know it's wrong.

It's not like they think he's innocent.

Yeah.

Isn't that crazy?

Right, but maybe like if they saw this documentary, maybe what we're about to see with the magnitude, like,

you know, even the R.

Kelly documentary, like, I feel like there was always rumors about R.

Kelly, but like, I believe I can fly, you know?

Yeah.

And then you see it in the documentary.

It's like, you know what?

I'll shelf that song.

I will.

Yeah.

And I don't know if there, like, I have lived very peacefully without Chris Brown music.

Like, really, my life has been unaffected.

Yeah, because it's also not your genre.

So it's like.

You haven't had to make a hard choice like his fans would have to.

Like, there was an like one or two R.

Kelly songs.

Like, I mean, Ignition, The World's Greatest, like, that is a loss.

And, like, that's that's hard.

Yeah, I just feel like it's easy to be like, well, I didn't support Chris Brown because, like, you wouldn't, even if he was like a good person, you wouldn't be obsessed with his music.

Yeah, I don't know, it's good music, like, I get it.

It's good, but like, yeah, it's not like one of it's not like rascal flats if you had to write them out.

That would be hard, that would be hard, and maybe they would never, maybe you would overlook some something

for the box, maybe.

I guess we'll never know, right?

Hopefully,

see you in Uncasville.

See you in Uncasville, C.T.

Also say, see you in Uncasville.

I had such a great time chit-chatting with you today.

I always have a great time chit-chatting with you every day.

Oh, I'm going to see after this potential new studio.

Claudia, you're getting to a place of like the boy who cried new studio.

Bitch, I've literally seen three places.

Didn't you see one last week?

Yeah, it was it was like a fine space, but the elevator, Jackie, it was an elevator.

We were a group of like five people going to see the space.

We had to go two at a time.

And when you got to the floor, it like made a little jump.

It was, it was horrible.

Okay.

Well, I'm so excited for her new studio.

I love, I love, and that will be a big part of like, you know, Toast Herstory.

Every studio that we've ever had

is like.

a major moment.

So I'm looking forward to it.

And we don't, we don't have to like reflect and at a glance on this one yet because I don't have a new one, but like we will

when I move, we're going to do like a dedication.

I'm going to check so fondly.

This is our longest running studio.

I love this studio.

I know, and I think that's why, like, you know, you're not eager, beaver,

to leave.

Yeah, it's such a great space.

But unfortunately, like, what I've realized, this space is so great.

I have like tons of natural light and tall ceilings.

I need the opposite of that.

Like, really, for a podcast studio to flourish,

Ben's sister is a real estate agent for like commercial spaces, and she's helping me.

I'm like, I need no windows, small ceilings.

Put me in a bunker underground.

Like, really, to have like good audio and video in the city, like, you need to be in a bunker.

This space space I'm seeing today has one window.

Yeah.

Like, I will be depressed, but the quality will be on point.

Yeah, I think you could find like a nice space that has a closet.

Yeah.

Well, today, well, I'll let you know.

I love the building.

Like, I love everything about it, but who knows what the space actually looks like.

Okay, let me know.

I look forward to hearing more, getting your video with all your commentary.

So, this is the room, every closet.

I do.

I take a mean, very detailed video when I'm touring a new apartment, when I'm touring a new studio, because I need everyone to, I take a picture of the block.

I like to take a picture of the elevator.

I love it, by the way.

I feel like just in general for other people, not for studio, because I do need to know this, but like we don't need to see every closet because only you need to be okay with the closets.

It doesn't matter to me how many closets you have.

Jackie's like, has like a hard line in her life.

Like if you're sending her like a new apartment, like I want to move.

Do not include like photography.

Don't open everything every door.

She finds it infuriating.

It just slows down the process.

And like that stuff doesn't matter to me.

I'm not living there.

Like, do you think it's enough closet space?

Like, that's a total personal thing.

But the person filming it, and I can speak for myself, like, I'm filming it for my own records.

Like, I need to know how much closet space.

You're just like, no offense, it's not like for you.

I feel like it's for me.

I just want your opinion.

Well, you'll always get that.

I know.

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