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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the chose, and happy Thursday.

That genuinely feels like a web.

Like yesterday, we didn't even acknowledge that it was hump day.

That's how not Wednesday it was.

I'm loving the four-day work week.

Hey, Jax, how you darn?

I'm dern good.

Happy Thursday, you guys.

Ladder half energy.

L-H-E.

Ladder half energy.

I love that.

Yeah, very exciting.

Sliding into the end of the week.

It doesn't feel like latter half for me.

I have to accomplish something major today before I can consider it like the second half of the week.

What's that?

I haven't even really talked about this like personal medical issue I'm dealing with.

Like if you, if you listen to the Patreon with, oh no, was it Patreon?

I think I was on Taylor Strecker's show.

We spoke about kind of how the injury I've been dealing with in my left thumb kind of came to a head when we were in St.

Bart's together.

And it's something I've been silently suffering with all summer.

I didn't have use of my left thumb.

Oh my goodness.

Well, here's the thing.

You've told me about the thumb numerous times.

And every time you do, you say, I don't know if I've told you.

And I just don't know if I've told you.

I know.

I feel as though like you have told the podcast.

I'm not going to say for certain that you have, but I just feel like you have.

And I feel like I remember people commenting like, Claudia, it's this.

Claudia, it's that.

No, actually, I don't remember that.

I have a really serious thumb issue for those who don't know, because I haven't really talked about it.

I've like pretty much lost all mobility in my left thumb.

It's actually really scary to not have, like, you know, you tell your brain to do something.

Thumbs are what separate us from animals.

I know.

And I've got to be honest with you.

So you're half animal.

Ain't that the truth?

So I got in with this fancy doc.

I have this appointment.

We're recording a little earlier today because I got to get in.

I had to go in for x-rays yesterday and the lady was like, all right, now do a thumbs up.

I'm like, ma'am, I literally can't.

Like, that's why I'm here.

She's actually really nice.

Can you do a thumbs up?

Okay.

Can you do a thumbs up without also smiling?

Let's see.

You're smiling.

Let me tell you, that's actually a really good question because you will have to stop your natural muscles from moving.

Because you never do a thumbs up in life without smiling because you're happy.

No, sometimes actually, I can do it really sarcastically.

Oh, don't forget about the thumbs up of Real House Eyes of Salt Lake City that set the world on fire.

But that was in a Google G.

So if you're just curious, what's going on?

Like, look, here's a perfect.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

A lot of mobility in my right thumb.

Look, she's moving.

She's doing left thumb.

Like, this is basically all I can do.

Okay, well, you could go down still, but you can't go all the way up.

Yeah.

Okay, well, we'll check back in on your progress.

What's the prognosis?

So, according to WebMD, it's something called trigger finger, but I'll let you know what the doctor says.

And does it have to do with using your phone?

Wouldn't that be my right hand?

Maybe your right hand is strong enough for all your phone usage, but your left hand can't keep up.

It's suffering and lagging behind.

I'm not sure.

I do feel like it takes away from the veracity of your injury when it's like, oh, it's because she's on her phone too much.

I know.

And it's like, okay, victim blaming.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I have a job.

Doesn't take away from the injury or the pain, but it's giving like addicted to her phone.

She should have learned and knew better.

Just thought everyone should know, I have been suffering in silence.

This is a big issue I'm dealing with, so much so that we moved up today's show so I could get in with this doctor.

I will hopefully have an update for you tomorrow.

I read online like it could require surgery and let me just say i've never had surgery there are people who like get surgery all the time like they're not like crazy worries like surgery is just like a thing like another day another surge yeah like i don't know that ain't me i never even got my wisdom teeth taken out because there's enough room in my mouth for all four of them yeah that's right i have never gotten surgery Do I want my first, and I've always imagined my first big surgery would be God willing my breast reduction.

Like I've really looked forward to breaking my, my,

my cherry, if you will, when it comes to getting surgery with my breasts if I have to get it for my thumb like how not exciting is that and you should get it so that you keep on twiddling them thumbs diddly da dum bum I know hopefully the doctor can get my thumb like back to work before September 29th which is Sabrina's Carpenter at NYC MSG so that I can really like

keep twiddling the thumbs with the audience although that is you know making a an assumption that she plays that song which I feel like she doesn't I feel like she's so over twiddling them thumbs.

I could see her like remixing it with Sabrina's self and like making it raunchy.

Love that.

Love that.

Well, we're all thinking of you.

I hope it doesn't require surgery.

Me neither.

Would you get the surgery or you just be like, okay, I have half a thumb?

Okay, well, if he said to me, like, it'll get worse and maybe some of the other fingers, like, then I would get the surgery.

But if he said, like, for sure, this is like the worst it'll be.

I mean, I've been living like it.

It has really affected me.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's a good question.

I feel like before you run to surgery, like there's got to be physical therapies, remedies.

You could try.

You know what?

I think I'll channel my Yolanda Hadid.

Like I'll head to Seoul.

I'll look for Eastern medicine, homeopathic remedies.

I think surgery.

I'll put myself in a tin tube before surgery.

Surgery should be an absolute last resort.

I don't know enough about surgeries to say.

I think it often is like the last resort.

Right, right.

It's a big thing to do.

You want to rule out everything else.

That's kind of like an issue I'm having with my air conditioning.

Oh, is it?

Oh, okay.

So we're done talking about my thumb.

Moving on.

Yeah.

Because there's a part in my air conditioning unit that's broken.

That, like, can somebody do that?

Would be like an amazing TikTok sad where it's like I'm talking and then you're like, that's an amazing, you know, very similar to what happened with my air conditioning.

And the thing is, like, when you need to talk about yourself,

can the Gen Z listener do that for us?

Let me show you how I'm going to bring it back to you.

I'm so ready.

Because there's a part in my air conditioning unit that's broken, the coil.

So, do I replace the coil, which is a couple G's, or do I replace the entire unit, which is more G's?

A couple M's.

A couple M's.

I was like, of course, replace the coil, like fix what's broken.

But then it's like, if it wasn't all coil and it's also the machine, then I will have to pay for a whole machine in a few months or years, probably years.

And I paid for that coil.

So that's the 3K down the drain.

So it's like

your thumb no by the way I see the similarities but let's talk about you because that's a big issue you live in Florida air conditioning is a basic human right yeah let me ask you this how old is the machine we it's 2018 so we still have like four or five more years of it should be working my reflex I just want to say was to just replace the coil I agree Zach was saying do the whole unit and then I was like classic homeowner issues like what do other people do sound off in the comments yeah i'm thinking the coil but if you um know a lot about a check like maybe a coil is kind of like you know a cancer of the ac you know once the coil goes everything else does right or can i truly replace my coil and the unit should be fine if it wasn't problematic in other ways because they're like it could be this it could i'm like it it could be anything you could say i don't know this conversation like seriously makes me want to rent forever being a homeowner while i know it's a point of pride and i keep seeing it in the news you know

because it's like a the part of the American dream, but like BlackRock owns all these houses and like no one's buying houses because nobody has any money.

Like I've been seeing it.

And while I understand it's a core tenant of the American dream, let me say you, don't wake me up.

It's not part of Turdy's dream.

No, it sounds fucking horrible.

Like that doesn't nobody nobody abuses the privileges of being a renter more than me.

Like I am calling up every staff member in the building.

I'm calling up the landlord.

I'm calling up the super to fix the tiniest of inconveniences because that's the luxury I pay for.

I love renting.

Yeah.

Well, you could like have a handyman in your life if you owned.

You have like, you know, your AC guy, oh, for sure, but then I'm paying for that.

Oh, true, true.

Like, you're also not like rushing rent money down the toilet.

Over the summer, my freezer, like, went on the fritz.

I came back.

It was completely fixed.

Not a penny out of my pocket.

Understood.

So, no, I don't, like, I don't hate homeowning actually.

in general, but I'm just confused.

And then they try and trip you up because then they're like, well, it won't be under warranty.

Okay.

I'm like, well, okay, so it's under warranty.

So it's free now?

Okay.

I'm like, warranty.

So am I saving money?

Was it being under warranty now?

No.

Why are you saying it like that?

Warranty?

Because when Zach was trying to explain to me, I was like, you're not making sense to me.

Okay, so warranty.

I feel about warranty, how I feel about when you get 16 at a blackjack table.

You need to have like a personal rule.

Some people always hit on 16 and it's acceptable.

Like no one's going to yell you.

And some people always stay.

They're both, based on like the math and the odds of probability they're both equally 50 50

I'm kind of a no warranty but you have to be the same every time I'm kind of you have to just be saucy swirly like I don't do Apple care so with warranty you have to do it either every time like ensure your travel plans or never I never do.

I want to say, it's been a nice life.

I really never have many issues.

I never do when I buy like big furniture and they're like, you know, want to add on.

No, you know what?

If it it goes

let me say something but i really like that philosophy and now i realize i'm a no warranty swirly i am a no i decide somebody said that to me like a couple of years ago with it like apple care or something they're like do you do warranty for everything else they're like you have to either always do it or never do it because then you can't be like well i did it for that and not the thing i actually need a core of luck you don't know which one it's going to be So you either, because you can't be mad at yourself if you never do warranty.

And if you never do it, then you're not paying the extra, but the one time you need it, you have to pay.

Except, I feel like this doesn't apply to like air conditioners.

Like these big ass purchases, like they come with warranty.

It's not like you can decide to have it or not.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, but like, I seriously, I can't wrap my head around.

Like I genuinely, I can't understand the concept.

We shouldn't have to, Jackie.

We are just little girls and we're just trying to like, I don't know, stay cool in the summer.

Yeah.

Stay cool for the summer.

And like, these are problems, seriously, beyond my pay grade.

Yeah, it's really true.

So I think I'm going COIL, but like sound off if you think that's a mistake.

Is she seriously running headfirst into danger?

Yeah, but even though I'm still probably going to go coil, I just like feel like fix the problem.

It's in front of you, you know?

And I'm sorry, like $3,000 for a part.

There's just no way that's what that part costs.

Have you gotten other quotes?

No, and I just want to say, like, that sounds right.

You know, that's what they charge you, but there's no way that little piece of metal is $3,000.

It's so cheap.

It's insane.

It's so cheap.

It's insane.

They're crippling people, putting us into debt just for some air conditioning.

It's disgraceful.

It's not even the whole unit.

Correct.

It's a part.

That's like with cars, too.

It's like, oh, you got to order the part.

Why do they never never have the part?

They'd be carrying a lot of parts.

It's your job.

Car part.

To do, to be the part person.

Yeah.

Okay, well, first of all, I'm sorry you're dealing with that.

It seems like we're both kind of suffering in silence, but we are survivors and we will get through these things.

We will.

We will.

We also have an amazing show today.

We have...

Regular episode, which is going to be dazzling, of course.

Of course.

We also have a TV recap because one of our favorite shows is back.

Tell me lies on Hulu.

Season two dropped yesterday, the first two episodes.

We'll do it at the end.

So if you haven't caught up yet, you can come back and listen to the end of the episode.

Literally, like, I forgot how good that show was and how much it made me want to go to a small liberal arts school.

Let me tell you, as someone who went to a small liberal arts school, they hit the nail on the head.

And they're in like 2007, 2008.

So I started college in like 2010, but it's a similar vibe.

Like the fashion is the same.

Like they really capture when everyone started getting iPhones.

Like they really, really captured that time and place.

And I forgot to, to, it was my favorite show of 2022.

Like,

I am obsessed with it.

I didn't even read the book, and I'm so glad that I didn't, because I know I wouldn't like the show, because I think the show was so different from the book.

They've just like made so much more of it.

Now, also, I think with season two, like, we're officially, the book is over.

Right.

Like, right.

And now it's just a show.

I just, I love it so much.

I was so excited that it's back and that we got two episodes.

And you know, it's Corolla Lovering who wrote By Baby.

I did.

And the only thing that's annoying, I loved By Baby.

So I think I really like Corolla Lovering, but I didn't read this book because I like the show so much yeah so it's just like a book I missed out on speaking of books that are turned into shows the perfect couple drops today on Netflix oh my god that's so exciting yeah so let's watch today and we can talk about it tomorrow I can't because of your hand wait is it a movie no it's a series so probably like one episode Okay, if it's one episode, I might have time.

I am so booked and busy today.

I've got my hand, which is going to be huge.

I also, we have a very exciting guest interview that we're recording later today.

It'll drop next week.

So we have to do that.

Right.

What about tonight?

I am going to Veronica Beard fashion week.

Veronica Beard is like kind of my best friend.

Actually, she's like Ben's best friend.

And I'm going to Veronica Beard and then I'll probably like, you know, go out for a while.

Is it a fashion show?

It's a

presentation.

Is it a presentation or like a cocktail?

I'm not sure.

I have to look at the invite, but I'm like kind of busy.

Oh, damn.

Okay.

Well, we'll see how that goes.

Yeah, we'll see how that goes.

But expect a perfect couple recap no later than Monday of next week.

I'm seriously so excited.

It's like TV.

Meeting.

No, it's like, it's back to school.

Everyone's over summer.

Everyone's back at work.

The stories are really good.

TV is back.

We're so back.

So back.

So what did I say that for?

The show is going to be great.

Oh, yeah.

And maybe we should.

Should we're going through a lot?

Should we?

I could.

I could not.

I could dabble.

Anything else you want to share?

Bruno lost two pounds.

Oh, that's huge.

And that is huge.

Mommy lost one pound.

Okay, how much did Bruno weigh when you got home?

I didn't weigh him when I got home.

Last time I weighed him was in the Hamptons because I haven't even shared this.

Like, Bruno was having some health issues this summer.

We had shared that it was big boy summer for Brew.

He packed on a few.

It's very, very hard to like control his eating when there were so many people around, kids dropping food.

The couch was like just very low to the, like, we were always eating.

He was.

getting everything in sight and so he he put on a few um which he put on a significant amount of weight for a dog that small and also for a dog whose breed is really,

you have to be very careful with Cavaliers.

They can't be overweight.

It takes a really big toll on their hearts and they have congenital hearts.

So

he's usually 18 pounds.

So even when you tell me he looks big, I'm like, I weigh him.

If he's 18 pounds, like he's not big.

It's just you're used to seeing Romeo.

In the Hamptons, he was 22 pounds this summer.

So I knew when we got home, like he is getting on a routine, just like mommy.

Like we're in this together.

But then the last week of our trip, like he was not doing well.

He was like panting and being weird.

And then there was one night where he was throwing up all night.

He would not sit still.

He was like clearly in pain.

He would like sit with me, lay with me in bed and then move and move every five seconds.

So we took him to the vet twice that week because it was really hard to figure out what was wrong and he had pancreatitis.

So that seems to be clearing up thanks to medication.

Good, good, good.

His spirits are back.

His spirits are back.

He goes on a walk every day now.

He has you guys.

Jackie hired like some the local neighborhood.

There's like these, this family in in Jackie's neighborhood.

They're so cute.

I love them so much.

They're three boys.

They're like best friends.

Oh, my God.

Four boys.

They're like best friends with each other.

They're so well-behaved.

They come over to Jackie's house and they give Harry hugs.

Like they're the sweetest kids.

I seriously would die for these kids.

And I've only met them once.

But every time Jackie tells me something about them, they seem like just like good kids who are being raised.

Right.

And they like seriously fight over now who gets to walk Bruno.

Jackie pays them like $10 an hour.

It's the cutest thing.

I die for these kids.

Yeah, no, they're so fantastic.

So now they've been walking Bruno, which they love and he loves.

So he is like, it's Slimboy Fall.

It's Slim Boy Fall.

And I heard that the boys are now starting a business.

Should I say that?

It's Slender September.

It's Slender September.

And, you know, confirm or tonight, I heard the boys, you know, Bruno's their first client, but now they're starting a business with other dogs in the neighborhood.

They're getting all the dogs into shape.

As they should.

And like, that would be great for Brewy's social life.

No, you have to.

I love, like, I love this for Bruno.

Yeah.

I think this is amazing.

I'm so happy to hear a good update on Brew.

Brew means a lot to me.

So now he's at 20 pounds.

Like, we're halfway there.

Oh, by the way.

And then also next week when he he gets groomed because he hasn't had a haircut since june like it's over for you bitches literally i can't wait to see what he looks like i think i'm gonna do like a transformation video like a okay we took we took romeo to the groomer the day we got back because the boys hadn't been groomed in like two months they honestly were like matted hair toenails so i took him to a local place it was actually pretty good and a place we had never been to and i wanted to do a transition video on tick tock but i forgot to do the before and when we dropped him off i was like oh fuck so you should do it i'm going to do it send me footage and I'll make it for you but just make sure to get like some before videos and then like zoom in on his face and we'll zoom out I will also if any of you are struggling with an overweight dog like since having kids something that I did we used to put him in his crate at mealtime it's just like hard to do for every meal and like kind of sad I got a baby gate for an area of my house and we put him behind the gate so he has like access where's the gate it's um right by my powder bath when you walk in like to the left

gated that off so like he can go to the bedroom he can like roam but he can't get to what's under the high chairs.

I like that.

Yeah, we're making like positive changes.

So, just a pro tip if you have an overweight animal.

Yeah,

listen, we've all been there, and it's like it's so easy.

It's funny how, like, at a time in my life, like I was the most unhealthy I'd ever been, and my dog was in perfect shape, you know?

Like, it's funny how you really can't take care of everyone all at once.

It's true, and you know, like you can have an off season.

Look at us, it's early summer, packing it on, packing it on, hibernating for winter.

Okay, I agree.

It's time to go because also you have your appointment.

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It's a little Travis and Taylored news because Jason Kelsey gives rare insight into Travis's cautious mindset at the start of his relationship with Taylor.

So Jason was a guest on a podcast called The Pivot Podcast, and and he detailed the budding relationship between his brother and Taylor.

He said, quote, I think he was very cautious about even telling me or anybody because the reality is Taylor is under such a microscope.

He explained that the couple was initially quiet because they wanted to be respectful to people's privacy.

Quote, I think they're still trying to do that.

And like, even now, like, I want to be respectful of them and I don't want anybody to feel like I'm violating some type of private relationship, right?

Yeah, I think he's like, in a very subtle way, referring to that Today Show interview that his mom gave where where she was asked about it and a lot of people were like she's rude She hates Taylor when in reality She literally didn't know what to say and she just wanted to respect these people's privacy So I think that can be said for all I think some people have said you know Kylie Kelsey clearly doesn't like Taylor like yeah, I think they seriously they took it really seriously when Travis started dating him I do feel like they have always been pretty open with us which I really appreciate as like a fan and someone who can't get enough but it does feel like recently they're being even more open like Taylor and Travis have just gotten to this place where they're just like really in a a relationship.

They're not dating.

Like there's this level of comfortability where on their podcast, when Adam Sandler went on their podcast, he did like a whole diatribe about Taylor because his girls are the biggest fans.

And I guess Taylor has always been like really good to Adam Sandler, even before Travis, like

inviting to shows and meeting the girls.

He's like, she's met his daughters many times.

And he was saying how like she's such a good role model and, you know, spoken about in his house so frequently.

And he understands the gravity of what Taylor Swift means to young girls.

And Taylor, I mean, Travis now being a part of that when Adam knew Travis like is amazing for everyone.

And I feel like they really talked about it at length on his podcast and they're getting to a place where they're just like talking about it so much and they've never shied away.

But I feel like they're seriously going to get engaged.

I feel like they might even be engaged.

The longer they're in a relationship, the stronger the relationship is and the less that outside forces can really mess with it.

So when a relationship is new, like you don't want to put it into the public space so much because you don't want to ruin it.

Something could happen.

Someone could say something, but like now that they're really like this unit, I feel like you feel better about, I feel like that with other people's relationships too, not even Taylor and Travis, even if you're not a public figure, like you kind of like move quietly, you see what this is going to be, you soft launch, you hard launch.

And then when you guys like really are a unit, like then it's really nothing can come between you.

No, and there's a big story going around, which I feel like is maybe this was the second part of this, which is Travis Kelsey's team is slamming this break a PR contract document that's circulating saying these documents are entirely false.

So Taylor, Travis's representative.

Can you explain it for everyone, like this document?

Because it's kind of stupid and hard to understand.

Agreed.

This document surfaced on Reddit.

It's titled Comprehensive Media Plan for Travis Kelsey's Relations Following Breakup with Taylor Swift.

So Full Scope is the PR company that represents him and the documents like are full scope branded.

So it looks like it came from his PR agency.

They

are saying the documents are entirely false and fabricated and were not created, issued, or authorized by this agency, Full Scope.

In the documents, it says that they are going to plan to break up on September 28th.

Like they have this whole big plan in place, PR, and which would mean that like the entire relationship has been PR or that they're already broken up and are waiting to like announce it.

On September 28th, I need to like tailor to post in feed with Travis like an engagement ring, like for real.

I think that

I saw this and I knew knew immediately it wasn't real.

Like PR companies, like maybe they have presentations, they don't print out like pamphlets and they certainly don't put such, let's say this was the case and I don't believe it is, but this is a PR relationship and from the very beginning, it's been strategized.

You would never put that in writing and print it out.

Right.

Sorry, you just wouldn't.

Now, I never believed it.

I could see someone who doesn't know a lot about like publicists and PR or media.

being like, oh my God, I could see.

So I know that Full Scope, which is Travis's PR company, has like launched an investigation.

They hired a legal team to like find out where this came from because it has their like official letterhead on it and stuff.

I feel like Travis's PR team, this is not the first time someone from like his publicity team has like gotten in trouble.

Do you remember like one of the girls who works on his team like posting an Instagram story with like Taylor and the clown emoji?

Yeah.

I don't remember that fully, but it's like, I think he needs to level up.

Like this company's kind of like...

It's a big PR company.

Like it's as big as any.

Is it?

Yeah.

I've never heard of it.

I think you have.

I think they do like Kardashian.

No, you're thinking of something else.

That's called Full Picture.

This is called Full Scope.

I know people who have come on the toast.

So who was it?

I think it was Cody Rigsby who was here and his PR team was full scope.

So they have legit clients.

I hadn't heard of it.

It's not like one of the biggest.

Like there's like PMK, like the big ones.

I just feel like your job as publicity is like be behind the scenes, not, you're supposed to make your client's life.

more premium, not bring trouble.

You're supposed to avoid trouble.

Also, like if this was a PR relationship and it was all all set to plan, like, I think it would be more with, like, Taylor's team letterhead on it, not full scope running Taylor's team.

You would never print it out.

Like,

it's called leaving a paper trail.

Yeah, well, even if they were set to break up on September 28th, like, I don't, even say this is true.

Just say, like, I think it's not going to happen anymore.

They'll have to suffer with each other being in love even longer.

No, and the best is yet to come.

Like, it's been so fun, right?

Like, traveling the world, Eras tour.

But now, like, we get to be home, football, holiday.

I feel like taylor loves like the the off season of her life yeah because now she gets to like have all the fun i'm sure she's going to be living in kansas city how fun is that people in kansas city love her they've been super respectful of her and her privacy like we don't really see pictures of her ever i think like if there ever was a time to break up it's not now yeah i i think this is

not the real deal Maybe, you know, I'm having his baby.

Like, she has some time off.

Like, I am obsessed with her.

No, I'm not.

But, but maybe she should.

Like, maybe she will.

I wouldn't.

But she's still a show till the end of the year

yeah yeah yeah so no she's like and she said that in her documentary it's crazy how much she has to plan out her life personally and professionally because if she wants to do something she has the next three years professionally planned out so well i do feel like if she wants to have his baby like jan one

she could no and by the way if she wants to have his baby like the eros tour will suffer i'm sorry i agree but like the eros tour is over so even if she's like making music and albums like that's a great thing to do when you're pregnant as a pregnant person yeah no we're obviously getting ahead of ourselves and it's i just want to say like in january they'll be together a year and a half like i think she'll know if she wants to have this baby or not there are always like rumors that there obviously is one going around right now that she's engaged if you look at like you know the easter eggs i don't know i feel like she could be i'm obsessed with these two like i think they're the best couple to ever exist yeah except for if jeremy and arielle from the bachelor got together i was thinking about them again today

not even sorry taylor and travis wim i'm sorry if the bachelor created like a jewish shitoch like i would seriously plot.

I would plots as well, but not as much if Taylor and Travis get married and have babies.

We should have Jeremy and Arielle like on the toast and book them on the same day.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

We double-booked you.

Right, like he's coming in, she's leaving.

Do you guys know each other?

Let's do it.

Why not?

Well, because we just spoiled it.

Okay, sorry.

Oh, no, I left the fridge open.

I'm looking at it.

Oh, it's not dinging?

There's nothing important.

No, it's not that kind of fridge.

Yeah, it's like

coffee mate.

Yeah, everything has like a little bit of

preservatives in it.

It'll be fine.

That's good.

You know, that coffee mate could survive a nuclear.

I mean, that coffee mate is banned in certain countries.

I actually stopped drinking it, even though it's my favorite and it makes any coffee good.

Don't tell me that.

It is the best thing.

Sugar-free coffee mate, like with hazelnut, is banned.

in countries.

It's cheaper.

Chemicals.

Like Europe, apparently they have like higher standards for food.

But low standards for anti-sexuality.

Right, right.

It's so cheap.

I'll take my freedom and my chemicals.

God bless the USA.

Yeah, but I had to cut it out.

Sad day.

Okay, I feel like there's like 11 things I would cut out before.

That'll be last.

Like I could live without some of it.

Some of the things in my life are so toxic and I know it and I'm lucky I'm getting them out.

I don't know.

Not coffee made.

You know what else is really bad that I have to cut out for my life?

Craft mac and cheese.

Oh, that wasn't like, I don't eat that a lot.

That would be hard for me.

Yeah.

Maybe we eat it less because I'm not bringing it around.

No, no, I think I eat it less because like it's not a part of my new like post-asemic journey.

They're not like terrible.

If you have like one, it's not terrible in calories, but like it's terrible in chemicals.

Who can have just one of those little bowls?

They're made for kids.

I need four.

Are you ready for our next story?

Lady Gaga.

I'm having his baby.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

Lady Gaga's on the cover of Vogue, and she is revealing how she met fiancé Michael Polanski and divulges proposal details.

So yes, she's on the cover of Vogue because she is falletue.

And we're about to be entering like Big Lady Gaga song.

More music.

She did Bruno Mar's song, so she also did Vogue.

Makes sense to me.

Oh, the cover is very, like, Joker-coated with the crazy makeup.

She doesn't even look like herself.

That's because she really, I feel like, is like...

One of those like celebrities who's like a model just like paint me like one of your French girls.

Yeah, she's just a blank canvas

and I mean, it's not like my favorite cover but you wouldn't think that it would be um but she is sharing rare details in her vogue cover story about meeting and getting engaged to her fiancé michael polanski so she first crossed paths with the businesswoman um

she crossed he's a he's a woman I messed up that entire sentence.

So start a little sentence.

So her mom first crossed paths with the businessman due to a philanthropic overlap and told Lady Gaga, I think I met your husband.

She recalled thinking, Gaga, I'm not ready to meet my husband.

However, she went to Sean Parker's September 2019 birthday party.

That's Napster.

Yeah.

And kept asking about Polanski until they were finally introduced and talked for three hours.

He shared his first impressions with Vogue, saying that he was struck immediately by her warmth and openness.

The pair talked for weeks on the phone before going on their first date, falling in love and quarantining together in Malibu amid the pandemic.

She said, wow, it's been a long time.

It has been.

So their engagement actually like seems very, all very normal, but he's a normal person.

He's a normie.

Yeah.

She said, it was really kind of special.

I've been so focused on my career since I was a teenager.

And the gift of that time was that I got to completely focus on my relationship.

I met this totally supportive, loving human being who wanted to get me, get to know me outside of Lady Gaga.

No, that's really sweet.

It's hard to see it.

because this is her third engagement and she definitely gives like Ariana Grande Christina Hall vibes.

And I love that for her because I don't know if she'll ever get married, but I know she'll get engaged.

Yeah.

So maybe like if they get married, like then he's obviously different.

But what is stopping him from being, you know, another CAA agent or another, my favorite man in the world, Taylor Kinney?

It's true.

Well,

for now, it's been a long time, as we said.

And as you get older, you know thyself more and maybe past relationships have shown her even more clearly what she needs.

I'm excited for Lady Gaga's new music because I feel like her vibe, the music that she makes, and she also said in this article article I saw on Twitter, I'm like, the only reason she's making pop music is because Michael just like suggested it.

He was like, what if you just made pop music?

And she was like, okay.

As opposed to what?

I don't know.

Why is she making both music?

Joanne?

Joanne.

If anybody slanders Joanne, seriously, don't talk to me.

We have nothing in common.

I completely agree.

We have nothing in common.

I completely agree.

I completely agree.

Best Lady Gaga era ever, except for Born This Way.

They're all so good, like except for art pop, which actually sometimes like

you find a song in there.

But I feel like we were just saying this yesterday because I've really been loving Katy Perry's new music, even though it's like riddled with disgracefulness.

That's the type of music Lady Gaga brings to the table.

And she does it without Dr.

Luke.

So I'm looking forward to that.

Yeah, everything she's done, even recently, like Hold My Hand from Top Gun.

Oh my God, that song is so fucking good.

It's so good.

So yeah, we need more Lady Gaga and we need it now.

Thank you, Michael, for telling her to like get her ass back to work.

Get to work.

And I like that she she takes acting so seriously, but I actually need her to stop.

I don't need another actor in my life.

There are a million actresses, but there's only one lady.

It's so true.

It's like enough already.

You proved your point.

You know, a Star is Born, the Gucci one, like we get it.

And I feel like back in the studio.

I feel like what would be fair to her and her creative process and to us as her fans are movies like Star is Born, where she's acting and she's singing and we get a soundtrack and she can do her acting thing, but like we are fed.

Agreed, agreed.

Best of all.

So that feels like a compromise and maybe

she'll think about that.

Now, not to keep bringing up Katy Perry, but I did see another clip of her on Call Her Daddy.

And I actually think I need to just watch it because I am obsessed with it.

I think it's the greatest thing.

What's the clip?

So she's talking about how, I guess I didn't know this, but Alex was like, you and what's

Orlando broke up.

Like, what was that like?

And how did you get back together?

And she gives the weirdest answer and she starts crying.

I think I saw this.

She explains that like they were broken up and he is like really boundaried.

And so she wasn't reaching out or anything, but she was doing a show somewhere where like nearby he was vacationing.

And then she just started crying about how

she was crying.

Sometimes she asked for help too.

Yeah, like it's okay to ask for help.

And I was like, girl, what are you talking about?

It just felt like in every answer, she was shoehorning these like messages and themes to maybe like be relatable or teach someone something.

And it's like, girl, just answer the question.

Like, and those are good.

Yes, even if you're a strong woman, like you should ask for help.

But like, what does that have to do with the question that was asked?

Even, yes, women make organs and heartbeats.

What does that have to do with working with Dr.

Luke?

So based on the limited footage that I've seen from this interview, and I do need to watch it in full because I think it's seriously like a...

like an anthropological experiment, but my hypothesis, you know how in the science fair, you'd have a hypothesis and then do the experiment and then have a conclusion?

So my hypothesis is that Katy Perry might just be a sociopath.

I will watch the interview for my experiment and I will let you know my conclusion tomorrow.

Okay, thank you.

Well, stay tuned.

But I like, I can't get enough of it.

It's kind of the best thing I've ever seen.

She's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

I didn't know that.

But then you have to remember, like, this is someone who's an artist.

Like, think about your local artists.

You know, someone in your school who was obsessed with music and theater and songwriting and you know they weren't also like the cool kid

yes that's true that's true so and yeah and then fame like confirms that like you're great you don't change yourself and not to say that she's not great or anything but like there are a lot of factors that go into like she's not going to come out with like the craziest coolest personality which is why it's like shocking when celebrities and a-listers have like amazing personalities like jennifer lawrence like you cannot get enough of it and it's so different from the norm.

Katy Perry even more so because she grew up like very religious.

So she almost grew up like

very cut off from the secular world.

So when she did decide to pursue pop music and like leave her Christian roots behind, she also was like emerging kind of like a mole woman, like seeing things for the first time.

That's how she acts.

Like she's really not.

While also like being stunted in the age that you got famous.

Though she did get famous late in life, so that should like work to her credit.

But I don't know.

But it's not.

Some people just have crazy personalities.

Like not everyone is the coolest.

Not everyone can be as cool as us.

It's so true.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more engagement news?

Who got engaged?

Okay, wait.

I'm waiting.

I had the strangest thing happen to me this morning.

Okay.

I followed Jay Shetty on Instagram.

Okay.

And he posted, I guess it's like the one or two year anniversary of Lily Collins' wedding.

Okay.

And he officiated it.

So he said, happy anniversary.

I loved officiating this wedding.

I love getting to know you at Lily Collins and you at Charles McDowell.

So I was like, wait, Lily Collins married Andy McDowell's son.

Did she?

I go to his Instagram.

He has, all his posts are just Lily Collins and their dogs and like projects he works on.

And then every Mother's Day, happy Mother's Day, Andy McDowell.

I'm like, oh man, that's so cute.

Why is his last name not Qualey?

And so is he Margaret Qualey's brother?

Like, so then I go and Google.

I'm like, oh my God, Andy McDowell's children.

She has three kids who are all last name Qualie.

None of them are named Charles.

I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

I was Jackie.

I feel crazy.

I'm on her Wikipedia.

She does not have a kid named Charles.

So who was the person in the happy Mother's Day, Andy McDowell?

It's Lily Collins' husband, whose parents are famous.

And his mom is not Andy McDowell.

I guess he like plays this joke.

Because then I went down, Jackie, he did it like four years in a row.

I saw four Mother's Day posts.

The comments were like, LOL, you did it again.

Like, what?

Is it not new?

Sorry.

There's just like too many names swirling.

Like, you can't play jokes on us like that.

No, and I was almost so excited that like Lily Collins was related to Margaret Quinn.

And like two Nepo babies falling in love.

He is a Nepo baby, though.

Like he has like big ties to the industry from his parents.

Yeah, as does she.

Of course.

Bill Collins' daughter, in case you forgot, which I think people do.

No, they can never make me forget.

Like, she could do all she wants.

Like, she is eternally Phil.

Like, Phil Collins, I think I'm just, like, the age of a person who, like, grew up with a lot of Phil.

And I see a true colour

shining through.

Yeah.

So now for the newest engagement news.

Sorry to have cut you off.

Yeah, who's engaged?

Toby McGuire's ex, Jennifer Meyer, the jewelry designer, is engaged to billionaire heir Jeffrey on Gulesi.

This is so interesting.

to me.

So Jennifer Meyer, the jewelry designer.

Some girls just have all yeah, the jewelry designer who was previously married to Spider-Man Toby Baguire announced that she's engaged to her boyfriend of nearly one year, Jeffrey Ongulesi.

She shared a snap of herself donning a black mini dress with a sparkling engagement emerald cut ring on full display while he wrapped his arms around her.

And she captioned the post simply, yes.

This is so interesting to me.

I saw like all she's like very A-list, right?

Like you might know her from her jewelry, but you also just might know her as like a girly who was always hanging out with like Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, the Fosters, that crew.

And one of the most interesting things I had learned a couple of years ago was that she was married to Toby McGuire.

They had a whole family together.

They were married for a really long time.

They have two kids.

I'm kind of learning this today.

They were married from 2007.

Oh, you just.

Like, maybe I saw it once, but it didn't stick in my brain.

It's so interesting, right?

Yeah, they were married from 2007 to 2016.

They have a 17-year-old and a 15-year-old.

So very interesting.

And I think, I don't know a lot about Toby Maguire.

I feel like he's an asshole.

I have no proof of that, but I just, I imagine she put up with a lot.

Yeah.

She is also herself, I think, not like Nepo baby, but like, you know, from that neighborhood.

Of that elk.

Of that elk.

I think that's how she knows all the swirlies.

And so

not only did she like marry, I feel, like everyone's dream boat at the time, here she is out here doing it again.

Yeah.

Like an extremely good-looking billionaire.

Yeah, he is.

Like I said, some girls just have all this.

He's an investment banker and the son of Nigerian billionaire.

So like he has money and he's making money.

Kind of the perfect equation for happiness, if you ask me.

Yeah.

I wonder if she made or influenced her own engagement ring because she's a jewelry designer.

And also she has like a very thriving jewelry business as well.

No, it's like it's major.

All the solutions.

So again, like has money and is making money.

Yeah.

Like I said, some girls just have all the luck.

Well, Mazotov to the happy couple.

Mazeltov.

And the engagement was like popping.

And everyone was commenting with their well wishes.

Everyone was commenting.

That'll be a good idea.

That's a great wedding to follow.

Exactly.

I feel like, though, when it's like your second wedding, you don't do it up as big.

This isn't going to be like a destination wedding for three days and every night.

It's like kind of like that guy in India.

I don't think it's going to be that.

I think it'll be like 11 people in a church in Calabasas, which like sucks.

Well, maybe they would give us more.

Like, please.

Well, Jed Meyer, if this episode makes it to you, like for the people.

You don't have to do do three days you don't have to do three days but like one garji parji ceremony and reception please please why not live a little why not live a little are you ready for our next story our fourth story

i think so

okay vanderpump rule star lala kent welcomes her second baby lala's little one has arrived the star gave birth to baby number two on tuesday after conceiving via sperm donor although she did not share any pictures of the birth or her baby she shared a a statement on Instagram story, Welcome to the world, my love.

The baby was born on September 3rd.

And she shared like audio of the baby.

Like it was a black screen, but you could hear like the baby coming out and everyone being like, ah, and like the heart pumping.

It was really actually, it wasn't.

It was

so funny.

I didn't listen with sound.

I thought it was a photo.

Listen with sound.

That's very sweet.

I'm really happy for her.

I've been like waiting.

You could feel like it was like any day now.

She was like slowing down social media posts.

And she had said like her due date was like late summer.

So I'm thrilled for my girl.

Yeah.

Did she tell us a name?

No.

I feel like sometimes people tell us a name and we call it like but I definitely think it will be in line with ocean, maybe what about like river?

Pargi

a little close.

Yeah,

that's true.

I mean maybe like a natural element.

Yeah, a different natural element.

Air.

Air.

Air.

Ocean and like banks.

That's pretty.

It is.

I'm excited to find out and to see more of Lala like in her new mama era.

Yeah, me too.

I

feel like, oddly, Vanderpump Rolls, I've been seeing a lot of stories.

Like the casting is like in flux.

They're like not moving forward with just everyone from last season.

I know they're on break because we had reported that.

And I think the break would be going even longer because usually they film in the the summer so now we're like two or three months behind I don't think they're going to change the cast that much I mean Ariana's in New York like doing Broadway so I don't know what she can do Lala is on maternity leave yeah

so there were rumors that Lala and Sheena were going to the valley but I don't think that's true I feel like they'll give another season with this cast and see what happens and I think that they should

Wait, speaking of Bravo news, like I feel like this means nothing to a lot of people, but to me, it means so much because I've read every single one of Andy Cohen's books.

And in every single book, he talks about his apartment in New York City and and how he's always buying the one next door, renovating.

Like this apartment was a labor of love for the course of like 15 years.

It started really small.

He made more money, bought the one next door, bought the one downstairs, like made it into this palace.

I saw yesterday he listed it for sale.

Yeah, I saw it's for sale.

That's so crazy to me.

I wonder where he's moving.

The apartment is like such a fixture in his life.

It's like always something.

It's always being updated.

And it's when he had his kids.

Like,

I think it's so crazy that he's selling.

If you read his books, like, you know what I'm talking about.

I think it's so crazy that he's selling this apartment i'm sure with good reason like his life has changed he has two kids like maybe he wants to be in a different neighborhood maybe he needs something no no he doesn't more functional for kids no no he made it functional like he changed it every time he had a kid he made it different for the kids he loves the west village the west village is like a character in his book all of his friends are down there they all come over jackie and alana and john like it's Seriously, I think when I saw it, I was actually.

I wonder why

he's going to be able to move to LA.

Or like to the suburbs.

I don't think he wants to live in the suburbs.

So like, that's why someone would give up their dream apartment.

No, he doesn't want to live in the suburbs because he just bought this huge beach house in Sag Harbor.

I think he had like this small beach house that he had, and then when he had kids, he's like, it's time for a proper one and built this huge.

It was the last book that I read, it was being built.

And it was like such a, you know, torture fest.

Maybe he is moving to L.

I don't.

I seriously, I need the two.

Maybe he's moving to LA.

That's a good point.

Ryan Surhant is obviously listening to it.

We love that.

Oh, I really want to know now.

I know.

Like, to me, this is one of the great wonders of the world.

If anybody has anything.

Well, the thing is, like, he's always talking.

I feel like he'll share.

And if we're, we'll see where he winds up.

We'll find out, by the way.

Yeah, I mean, everything he does, like, he can do from LA, but he loves New York.

Like, and I think he loves being like a Ryan Seacrest type of New York.

Like, he's always tapped for things like hosting.

Yeah, I think he likes that because I think he definitely sees himself as like a Ryan Seacrest of a different generation.

And I think when you move to LA, you're just like one, you're another Mario Lopez.

You know, you're competing with so many other people.

I think he loves New York.

Yeah.

I need to know.

It's like coming up soon.

I have faith.

Yeah, we will.

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Today's episode is also brought to you.

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Actually, our fifth and final story, Love is Dead, because Lenny Hoxteen and his fiancé, Katarina Matzepa, had ended their engagement one year after their proposal.

And confirming this is the girl who was on the season.

This is the girl, yeah, who he had an affair with, left her for, proposed to.

They have split up.

This is amazing.

It's just, you know, the wheels of justice, they

turn slowly, but they work mighty fine is really all it is.

It's so true because you know it was last laughing today.

Lisa Hawkstein and her businessman Bo billionaire boyfriend.

Yeah, she's still going strong with that guy who is so cute and so rich.

Like, seriously, this couldn't have worked out better for everyone involved.

No, it's, you just have to sometimes let the chips fall where they may and here they have fallen um in the end of an engagement between lenny and his fiancé he said we have recently ended our engagement i've decided to move forward with my life he wishes her nothing but the best i have nothing but love and admiration for katarina and her family and he's proud of her growth as a woman sure

That's weird.

I just feel like things had to be so, so fucking bad for him to succeed that this was a mistake.

I feel like he would have gone through with it just to like show the world, like, oh, no, I knew what I was doing.

And this was what was right for me.

No, I mean, we all saw it, right?

As outside perspectives, like you're 100 years old.

Your girlfriend is like a Barbie doll, 19-year-old.

You're leaving your wife of, you know, X amount of years.

You have two kids together.

You have a whole...

Like a Barbie doll, but just, I guess,

you know, an older model.

Right, right.

We all saw it.

Like, it was so cliche.

It was, you're so stupid.

But then, like, his mother, like, loving the new girlfriend and railing on Lisa, like, seriously, it got to a bad thing.

it got ugly

and we knew that this was how it was going to end it's nice to be right i'm so happy today for like for lisa hoxteen i wish her all the best as i do every day as i do every day but i just know she heard this news and i feel like she's actually even at a place in her life where like it didn't it she she didn't feel the way that she thought it would because she doesn't no one's that big like i am sure

but no one's that big she is gleeful

i am and i'm not even involved in a personal sense

so obsessive And time, time heals all.

You know, you just got to let people really get to know each other and they'll take care of themselves.

No, I can't stop smiling.

This is amazing.

You know, if you're somebody who cares about like family and justice, which are things that you and I care about, it was hard to watch that.

It really was.

Like, even though Lisa, you know, she was hard to defend at times, like she was a good mom and a good wife, and she was so committed, faithful, loyal, like patient.

From what we we saw, like, no marriage isn't perfect.

But, like, she would have considered like Lenny the love of her life.

And, like, she wasn't going anywhere.

Like, she would have stood by him.

So, for him to just, like, in such a classic douchebag move, like, leave her high and dry with his new

younger lady.

Like, it's so cliche and it's corny.

And it was so wrong.

And it was hard for the family.

Yeah.

And that he just on his dying went from like being married to the next day, like, moving in with his girlfriend, like, kicking her out of the house.

Kicking his wife out of the house.

Justin is such a a queen.

I read like a few weeks ago, I forget where her new apartment rent is like being paid half by Lenny and like half by her new boyfriend.

Good.

As it should be.

Obsessed.

That's the thing.

You can't keep a hustler down.

You can't keep a good girl down.

Lisa Hoxteen has always had and will always have my respect.

And she's coming out on top.

And I just, this is so Garchy Parchy, no matter what happens next.

Like

Lenny might find like another model and it might be the right model this time.

And who cares?

Who cares?

Just this is

a a major victory

speaking of the real house husbands i saw tom d'agostino out in the streets of new york last night it is not the first time i even have a photo with tom d'agostino at gurney's like i see him all the time but i will never grow tired of it it is serious he was on a date too with a young not young hut thing actually age appropriate woman um

it is

So exciting every time it happens, you know, it never works.

I feel like Tom Dagostino doesn't get enough credit for dating age-appropriate women.

Jackie, as I was saying it, I thought the same thing because we know him for being married to Luann and men like that, you know, wealthy older men, they always go for the menu.

Like Lenny, you know?

Exactly.

He is consistently, I've seen him out.

He's always with an age-appropriate woman.

Even that time we saw him at Gurney's with a woman, age-appropriate woman.

Like, I just feel like, yeah, there's a lot to dislike about him from what we know of him from the show.

But, like, let's give credit where it's due.

I completely, he is like genuinely attracted to women his own age.

And for that, he deserves a moment of resp, resp,

you know, a modicum of respect.

It's hard these days, I guess, for men.

Well, speaking of men, let's get into Tell Me Lies season two.

First two episodes dropped on Hulu.

TV recap, if you're looking for spoilers, it officially starts now.

Oh my God, so good.

So good.

The show is like just so charged.

Like they're able to like really, you really feel the tension.

Like when she was with the Brie was with the professor, I was like, you better not fucking kiss.

Walk away.

Walk away.

Like I really, it's like, I'm like watching it and I'm in it, which is so funny.

Oh, that's so funny.

I was watching it and I was like, kiss, kiss.

No, no, but like, I'm not on my phone.

Like, I'm really, like, yeah,

a thousand percent.

My only issue was, like,

they did this thing that, like, TV shows do sometimes where they just like add in a plot twist that makes no sense.

So at the end of the first episode, when Pippa was gone, I literally knew it.

I said it out loud.

I'm like, oh, she's dating me.

I thought so, too.

Cause it, you figured we're about to see someone who we know who's the other like woman who wasn't there.

And they dropped an Easter egg.

Pippa, are you dating right?

Right.

And she walks into this like gargie apartment and, you know, that's classic Diana.

I actually don't think that that's so crazy that I think to me, like Stephen dating the best friend from home, like, I'm like, how are we going to get there faster?

Then I'm like, yeah.

Actually, I could see Diana and Pippa like, you know, falling into each other.

Well,

it's starting to take shape because her brother, Lydia, is becoming a major character.

That scene was really hard to watch.

But it was the first time I ever felt anything other than deep hatred for Diana because she like she was a girly in that moment a girl's girl like she did what she was what I remember of last season like I love Diana I'm like oh my god no I can't Diana such a fucking queen and even though I hate Steven and I love Diana like I want them to be together I she doesn't deserve like that but she keeps him in line like because she's like more powerful than him and like he needs her so badly that like he can't do his usual Steven shit to her and when they walk down the stairs at the end of season one together holding hands like that was the best moment of my life and because like for Lucy she's two different people when she's with Steven and when she's not.

When she's with Steven, she is a hardcore sociopath.

Look at a sociopath.

Can't trust a word that she says.

Like no moral compass.

I actually hate her.

When she's not with Steven, like she's a sweet, normal, nice girl.

Yeah.

She's literally so gorgeous.

Like nobody in college looked like that.

She's insane looking.

But what was up with that scene with Leo?

Like, yeah, so like he has he was defending her.

He had anger issues, obviously.

It was a little extreme.

No, he doesn't.

That guy called her her a bitch shoot to head butt i i watched the season twice i mean the episode twice because i'm like wait i feel like i missed something like yeah

he's a little extreme but you like steven well i do think they stay together because like there was previews for this season and like he's there okay um i like him his the actor is thomas dougherty he is from descendants and oh he's also from

gossip girl but I know him from Descendants.

I didn't realize that.

And he used to date Dove Cameron for so many years.

They met on the set of Descendants.

And And it's like so crazy that he's actually like this really great actor.

He always plays like a bad boy, like very cool, but like he's singing and dancing on Descendants.

But I just want, that's

like he does play like a villain pirate and it's like not incongruous with him.

Like it's not embarrassing.

That's really funny.

By the way, do you know that the actress from who plays Diana was in the society?

No.

Our favorite show?

Me neither, because she looked so familiar to me.

And I went on her IMDB and it said she was in the society.

And that wasn't what I was looking for.

I never found what I was looking for.

I don't know why she looked familiar to me.

I do feel like last season I said she looked like Megan Markle and she does remind me of Megan Markle, but she reminds me of someone else.

Yeah, no, I love her so much.

She kind of reminds me of Carla, my makeup artist.

Yeah, good call.

Everyone on that show looks like someone.

Like for so long, I couldn't look at Lucy like she looks like Shaylene Woodley.

She looks like someone.

I don't know if it's a famous person or someone that we know and I cannot put my finger on it, but she like is because they all really, and I know you say like Lucy's like too beautiful to be a college student but they really all do look like regular people in a way they wear their makeup and their outfits are like really on par with like college at that time i think brie is my favorite character she's so cute and sweet i love her and the professor and i i love like a consensual they're both of age and like college is different like because like I like I like this.

Like remember when Serena

was with her professor?

Like

student teacher is like illegal and gross, but college is like not.

Well, it's not illegal, but it's like still, I think he would be fired.

It's frowned upon, but it's not her.

It's not her student.

I think he would be fired.

Like, I think when you become a professor, like you have a contract that you cannot, like, sleep with your students.

So, or sleep with students, period.

Okay, wait.

My favorite thing was like Steven being such a loser.

Steven gives me the ick.

No, I've never hated if he was on TV more in my life.

No, obviously I hate him, but like he does things, like give me the ick out of it.

The way he carries himself.

I'm like, this is not attractive.

Girl, stand straight like seriously his posture bothers me so much but also when he was like obsessing over his iphone i was like ick ick ick ick ick like ew grow up yeah i know that's how it was at the time so it's totally accurate but it's crazy

and then just wriggle i feel so bad for him and like him and pippa should be together because it wasn't pippa who wrote the letter No, and he's so sweet.

He is so sweet.

And now like his football career is dashed.

His brother won't talk to him.

And it's all Lucy and Steven's fault.

So I was trying to remember who killed the roommate, Stephen?

Yes, but they crashed into another car that the brother was driving, but Stephen was driving Macy's car and then left and put Macy in the driver's seat.

So it looks like the other guy just like, not, sorry, they didn't crash

into a tree.

Pippa, Wrigley, Lucy, and Stephen know that.

They know that Stephen was in the car.

On Lucy and Stephen know that Stephen was in the car.

Right, right.

Everybody else knows that it was Drew.

Yeah, not everybody just the four and then also then lucy wrote a letter saying like it was drew that drove macy off the road and i think like that's why he's no longer in school and is like going into a depression and i also think based on what we saw in the first season i remember in the first episode they were like it's the anniversary like i think that something bad i think drew

is dead in 2015.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good point.

I think that's like something that's going to happen because that's what it seemed like in 2015 because Wrigley was like drinking in the wedding.

Yeah, they say it's the anniversary.

You're right.

I do wish

a part of me wishes I watched the first season again before this because it was so good and I would remember all these little things, but I don't have the time.

No, I just think that their like wind up, their recap at the beginning of episode one could have been better, longer, and more in depth.

There was a writer's strike.

It's been two years.

Like, give us a bit of a refresher.

The one they made did

that's fair.

I love this show.

I love Juicy and not Stephen Era.

And like, I just, I seriously.

Okay, by the way, when you were like, you feel things, like, the show is really so palpable.

When she walked into the room and Bri was like, Evan cheated on me.

My stomach drops.

And she, she, and she, and she didn't know yet if, like, they said with who.

I seriously, like,

I was shaking.

I seriously, I felt every, I felt it in every bone of my body.

I was like, oh, and also to say, like, with who is not the right first response.

I was like, when?

I would want to know when.

Yesterday?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like Evan.

Me too.

And I like Evan and Brie, even though it seems like.

And I'm glad they wind up.

I know, but then I was getting the vibe that like maybe she's calling off the wedding.

They might not wind up like getting married.

That's what I was feeling like because she didn't seem happy.

And also like, can any of these people like make other friends in their life?

Okay, that's the only thing about the show that's not realistic.

It's like, of course, you have your college friends and you always like see them, whatever.

But to have no other friends, like your high school friends, your home friends, your camp friends, your work friends.

It's just like college is life.

Yeah.

Also, Lucy is dating someone in real life named Max in 2015.

I don't know if we know who that is, but I feel like in season one, remember when she dated a bartender?

The coffee shop.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, that's his name as Max.

Yeah.

So it's him.

Again, like, yeah.

It's been girl.

Did you do anything after college?

You guys didn't meet anyone else?

Yeah, it's weird.

And what happens to make Lydia end up with Steven and not able to forgive

Lucy?

I don't know.

I guess we'll find out.

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