Goat Wrapper: Friday, August 23rd, 2024

Good morning, millennials.

Fraudulent.

Frankly.

Fraudulent.

In a technical sense, let's be authentic.

One lie has been detected already on the show.

Okay, it's Friday.

We're not pre-recording today's episode clearly because I'm sure some of you guys are like, is this episode coming out today?

It's our last episode of Swirly Summer.

As you guys know, we haven't really talked about it much, but next week is our summer break and it's our final week together.

We are off and then we're back, you know, to our usual remote setup.

So this is your final episode.

Savor it.

You know, it came out a little late.

Today was so crazy.

I had a work work thing so we didn't want to like pre-record we really wanted to savor the last episode of summer and we're like technically speaking of making our own rules like we just have to drop an episode a day like we don't have any contractual obligations as to what time it has to go actually we just have obligations like towards our audience contractually we have until sunday to get all of our ads up because they're like week of buys i mean we're never going to do that you we do monday through friday but we were like we're so crunchy and we couldn't pre-record the night before because you had a major simcha last night and you were in the city.

So that wasn't an option.

So we like had to push it back.

But we're like, you know what?

It's our last episode of the summer.

Like, let's take our time with it.

Yeah, because you're going to have to hold on to this episode for a couple of days unless you're a Patreon member.

Right.

Well, that's always the thing, isn't it?

Like, do you ever really go far when there's Patreon?

No.

So Jackie and I, as you guys know, if you're new here, we do a Patreon where you get five extra episodes a month for $7.99.

And they're always a little bit crazier.

Some vlogs, some podcasts.

Personal.

Like this show, we talk about others as much as we can, you know, while also talking about ourselves but on other patron episodes we mostly are talking about ourselves and we usually spread them out across the month but this month we've decided to we just released our second episode we want you guys to have content for next week while we're off so today we released part one of a two-part series that we are doing that i had the idea from tiktok i saw a bunch of people doing this trend where they ask their husbands like very commonly known things like about about girlhood like seeing if they know you know from details of the menstrual cycle, the female body, makeup, things like that.

Oh my God, it was so funny.

I was cackling.

Ben knew a lot.

Like, and I thought he would because he's lived with a woman for like 11 years.

He has a sister and he also like is really tight with his mom.

And his mom is like very girly and she's not like, you know, prim and like, oh, no, I never.

So I thought he would knew a lot.

He did.

He randomly knew stuff that I was shocked by.

And then he had no idea what certain things were.

Like I was, it was hysterical.

It's really funny.

Jackie's going to do an episode with Zach, the same exact questions, and we're going to.

kind of pit husband against husband.

Yeah, which husband is more in tune with women?

It's not even so much in tune with women.

And I said to Ben, I think you're going to do well.

And I don't want to make you competitive, but I do think Zach has a bit of a leg up having been through two births.

You learn a lot about, you know, pretty much.

Yeah.

So I think that some of the questions, like one of the questions was, what is

colostrum?

Oh, wow.

Did Ben know?

Okay.

And so.

Well, actually, does he do armra?

So Ben said, oh, yeah, it's something from a cow.

And so he got a little confused.

Yes.

But like, Zach would know immediately, right, what colostrum is, right?

He's fucking better.

Yeah.

And for me, it's going to be a different issue, which is like, have you been paying attention?

It's so true.

Have you been listening?

I'm so excited.

We're going to record that this weekend.

And now I like need to go and do that.

No, it's.

I need to know if my husband knows what coral.

Otherwise, I'm going to be personally offended.

I saw a bunch of people, so I watched like 15 TikToks and I took the best questions.

One of them was like, what is an everything shower?

Okay.

I don't want to spoil it.

But that's like not a general female term.

That's like a TikTok term.

It's like a Gen Z.

Ben said an everything shower

is when you use like all the nozzles in a shower.

Like if you have a handheld.

I love that.

I don't want to wait.

He was being so funny.

So that's up on Patreon now, video and audio.

And part two is coming out this weekend.

So it's never been a bad time to be a Patreon member, but with the toast being completely off next week.

If you want a little taste of your girls, Patreon's where it's at.

Patreon.com/slash the toast.

It's just a website.

You can get an app on your phone.

You make an account, and it's easy as that.

I feel like when you don't have a login to like a certain website, it's daunting to join something, but it's like you, patreon.com slash the toast and it's like really easy.

And it's all, and then once you make a login, like it's all there.

So don't be afraid of Patreon.

Yesterday, I had

the craziest day, just truly crazy.

Ben and I, after we wrapped the toast, Ben and I drove to the city.

We've known for a little while that his sister was getting engaged last night.

And so we went to like, they had this big surprise thing planned.

It was so nice.

And I actually haven't been to the city in so long.

It was like, so I knew I was going.

So I had a couple of work things to do and I had 30 minutes.

Okay.

And I haven't even told you this yet.

Okay.

So I had 30 minutes and like, you know, this feels like camp.

So when we go into the city, I'm like, I need a manicure.

I need a day off.

I need my manicure.

I need to go to a restaurant.

So I was

at, okay, so I had to be at our business manager's office at five o'clock.

And I've actually weirdly gotten a manicure like every time I go to his office.

Oh, yeah, we did that place.

You've been.

Yeah.

And I actually really like it.

So I'm like, you know what?

I have, I had 30 minutes exactly.

And I go in there and I'm like, can you guys do a gel manicure?

I also needed to soak off my old gel manicure in 30 minutes and the lady like she was so down to work with me and my time constraints she was like yeah i got this and she's showing me their books of colors and i didn't i never saw this before they had a chrome you know like very heavily bieber like pearl chrome okay wait have you seen my nails i saw them like two minutes ago and i clocked it but i didn't process it and so now i could tell you what your nails look like but i haven't had like a thought about them yet so the whole point of my manicure was i had to think like when did she do that i had to say chipped piece of shit i just needed clean i just wanted like a light pink i didn't need anything fancy I just wanted like a fresh manicure and I just needed to be in and out.

And then I was like, do you think I would have time for the chrome?

And she was like, yeah, it's like really quick.

And it's

so weird.

I know.

And it's like, why during this one crunchy manicure that I have?

I have no time.

I'm doing something new, something I've never done, and something that's the antithesis.

It's a little longer.

Not only that, it's the antithesis of what I went in for the manicure for.

Like, I just want it to look clean and elegant.

Well, sometimes that happens when you finally clean off your nails and you're like, oh, okay, let's, we have to do color.

I'm here.

So I did the chrome.

And I guess chrome works for like girls with long nails.

But if you have short, stubby nails and you have like sparkles on your nails, you look like a toddler, like in arts and crafts.

It's not bad.

Your nail has a nice shape, but it's definitely odd.

No, I thought like I've never done chrome.

I see it all the time on TikTok.

And I'm like, one of these days, like when my nails are long, I'm going to do chrome.

I'm going to do chrome.

And I just found myself in a place with chrome.

And not every facility like offers it.

I've never seen it offered in the gel, you know, shellac section.

It's so weird.

It's not hard.

Your nails aren't stubby.

They're just like not, you know, long almond coffin nails or whatever they are.

But I think it looks nice, just odd.

But I guess that's what happens when you're getting sporadic manicures.

It's like you have to get all of your, you don't have at once a week to make choices.

So you have like a month's worth of choices in one decision.

I had 30 minutes and a dream and I literally don't know what, like, this is seriously the weirdest thing I've ever done.

That's the sort of thing that happens on your day off.

No, and then I went into the office and I was like talking to all the girlies, like the assistants and the receptions.

We were like talking about our manicures and I was like, how crazy that I did grow.

I'm like, I think it's the craziest thing.

And they were like, it's like not that crazy.

No, it's like not that crazy.

I think think they thought I was going to show them like vomit green nails.

And they were like, oh, that's us.

They don't know how particular we are.

Knowing just like how classic we are, how we're not crazy nail people.

We've never had fake nails.

Have you ever?

I have, yeah.

You and Olivia did it for time.

That phase.

I also had fake nails at my wedding.

We don't have fake nails.

We don't have fake nails.

Fake teeth.

We don't color our hair.

Like, we're seriously so natural.

Like, we're never going to make it in this business.

We can't even get fake nails.

No, and so.

Why do we like, like, it's, I don't even like want to be like this.

We're not even granola, but there are so many.

And so funny, when I was putting together questions for Ben for the

questions about girls, a lot of them were like, what's a balayage?

What are low lights?

And like, low-key, I don't even know what that is because we don't, it's like a whole part of girlhood.

We miss out on, especially with like hair coloring.

Yeah.

I have, and by the way.

Sometimes I see people with veneers and I'm like jealous.

Like, seriously, I wish I had long nails and I wish I had veneers.

Like those are beauty things I wish I kept up with.

I don't wish to get involved in hair coloring.

It's so expensive.

It's 12 hours long.

It's a privilege that we don't have to color our hair.

That is something that I don't take for granted That I don't know what a balayage is.

And I probably couldn't pronounce it if I read it.

No, and I would say balage.

Today, I found out what low lights are.

What are they?

So it's the opposite of highlights.

And it's like when they're darker, like caramel brown vibes.

That makes sense.

Yeah, no, I was just kind of learning so much about girlhood.

I felt like a man.

No, it's literally the weirdest thing about us that we're like actually really natural, even though we pretend to be like so fake.

And we're always like talking about the one thing we do, which is what Botox.

We're like

plastic surgery horse.

We really are even though we do absolutely nothing.

I'm always trying to get you to get lip filler.

Oh wait, T I forgot to tell you this.

You know, Ben at the Good Guys, like always interviewing interesting people.

Ben was like, have you heard of this person?

Josh wants to have him on.

Dr.

Jason Diamond.

I'm like, you're kidding.

I'm like, can you get me an appointment?

What does he do the best?

Everything.

I don't know.

Like Morgan Stewart's always there.

The pardon's always there.

He came out with a product.

He's making it.

He's like, that's why he's going on the rounds.

He's making the rounds.

I said, Ben,

can you get me in?

Of course, I already have an appointment on the books.

Thanks, Ben.

Ben.

In LA?

Next time I go to LA, I can go whenever I want.

And what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I'm going to see what Dr.

J like thinks.

JD, we're on the.

I think I'm scary.

Like to go in and like, tell me I'm ugly.

And like out of nowhere, ask what he would do.

And it would be like something that you never thought and never bothered you.

And ever since he says it, like now you have to do it.

Yeah, of course.

Excited.

Yeah.

New adventure.

Yeah.

It's really crazy to be recording the toast so late in the day where there are good stories.

It's a Friday and it's the dead of August.

Celebrities, publicists are not really working hard.

No, the stories are fine.

There's not like different stories.

Sometimes after we record the toast, something comes out at like noon.

So it's not like their

stories are different than they would have been in the morning, but like a great way to wrap up the week.

We have Queenie and Weenie and we will not forget.

We will not forget.

We will not.

But we like things we will not forget.

But we can't really say that.

We don't know that that's the case, you know?

And when is that an alarm?

Like, I have such good ones.

We're always when it's something about Swirly Summer.

We have forgotten like three Queenie and Weenies.

I just feel like we are more blase about things not about queenie and weenie but like i don't feel so strongly like you're a weenie like i'm busy with my life oh you think i have i think no matter how busy i am i'm never too busy to anoint a weenie i feel like i have been not too busy but just like too senseless

she's kind of throwing caution to the wind and just like you know we're all weenies really no my weenie is so real yeah And my queenie is so real.

My queenie is so real.

Queenie is easier for me.

Now that it's the final episode of Swirly Summer, we got so much more Swirly Summer than we bargained for.

Let's talk just really quickly about SS out of plans.

SSAG.

SSAEG.

Sasag Astra.

I just want to say something funny that we did today that I think people will appreciate.

Jackie and I had kind of a big decision to make.

We were like deciding between two things.

It was a really important work thing.

We were like, should we go with A or B?

Red or yellow.

And they're both really good.

And seriously, I don't think that there's a bad choice.

And seriously, we told, like, we said, Harry, X or Y.

He said X.

So X, it is.

Yeah.

There is.

If you ever want to know, like, kind of the deep decision-making skills,

we just asked him and he gave us an answer.

Yeah.

And then we asked him again and he said the other answers.

Yeah, but then we went with what the answer of his that we wanted.

So that just goes to show you like what we actually wanted.

I would.

be lying if I didn't say how many major life decisions, I think I've said this on the toes before.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

How many major decisions I have made in my life based on the results from yesnogenerator.com?

It's like this green and yellow.

Okay, but like, do you really go with the first one?

What if it's like no, not the one you want?

Then you know what you want.

It does help me know what I want, but also, like, I say, I literally say, I'm like, whatever it says, like, I just have to do, because then it's like a fruitless endeavor.

But sometimes it's small.

I'm like, should me and Ben go out tonight?

Like, and I really can't decide.

I do whatever the thing says.

Really?

Yep.

And then sometimes it's like a little bit major, and I truly can't decide your flashlights on.

Lights will guide

you home.

and

you got a new phone case.

By

your bones,

and I will

try

to fix you.

Sorry, like, can't have my flashlight on without singing that.

I got a new phone case, very lily bloom-coated over here.

This is like seriously the craziest phone case.

I can't believe you bought it.

So, I had an old phone case, and it was like coming off the front, you know, as they do.

My sweege in the back was falling off, so I didn't want to get the same one that I had because I did feel like the squeegee didn't attach very well.

And as an influencer, like this is the most important purchase you will make in your career.

It's called an octobuddy or a sticky grippy.

If you just Google on Amazon, it's called like a suction phone thing.

It is the difference between being a good influencer and a great influencer.

It is the difference for some influencers, seriously, like between making your rent and not.

Like it's insane.

It's amazing.

So any phone case that I have has to be able to have this on it, but I didn't want to get the other one.

So I was just like perusing Amazon and I just saw this lovely little floral number.

And I I was wanting, like, your phone is something that you look at every single minute, like that you see so often during the day.

And it can be a reflection of your personal style.

And it could be like a mood booster to see something lovely.

So I wanted something lovely that would also be like a flat back so I could put my work wife on the back.

And I came up with this duo and I'm really enjoying it.

Like it's sparking joy every time I see it.

I'm so glad.

I feel as though you don't like it.

I don't.

But I like that you, I can know that you don't like it.

And sometimes when someone doesn't like something, it's like, oh shit, is that ugly?

But the fact that you don't like it makes me realize how much I do like it.

That's so

because I'm I'm not changed in my opinion of it.

Change.

It's very, it ends with us.

It's so I-E-W- It's Lily Bloom.

We've got a great show today, but well, wait, we were doing S-S-A-A-G, Sorrelly Summer at a Glance.

How has it been

from a podcast perspective?

Oh, from a podcast perspective, but the podcast is literally like another member of our family.

So it's insane.

Like the podcast has its own room.

Yeah.

And Beth has its own room.

In this house, we decided to podcast in what's like a media room.

It's like this very cool couch.

It's like literally the whole room is one big couch.

It's huge TV, great sound system.

Not one piece of TV has been watching here because we took it over for our podcast.

It's a member of the family.

We can break down the studio because this is our last episode of Thorwey Summer, but like we do have patrons.

No, we're not breaking it down.

No, and then we could like watch stuff in here.

No.

Use the room away.

It's the podcast room.

You know what?

I forget which documentary.

I think it's Joan Rivers' piece of work where Melissa Rivers says like the career in reference to her mom and her mom's work.

The career is another child.

Like, it's this thing.

It's this member of the family.

It's this overwhelming presence.

The podcast, like, the toast is that in our family.

I'm sure you guys could imagine that anyway, because we're sisters, we do it together.

And, like, we're just, and everyone else gets in on the content too.

And we do it every day.

And we're in a house together.

So, like, of course, there's like this chunk of time and it's devoted to the other child.

Yeah.

No, the other child.

Yeah.

Well, everyone respects the toast, which I appreciate.

They respect the hell out of the toast, except for Romeo and Bruno, who love to just

fornicate bark we're even later today because this morning we attended a fabulous influencer event hosted by yours truly Steve Madden we did like a pickleball

tournament so fun really great way to spend the day the kids came it was really garchy party so it's just like it's four o'clock and we're podcasting it's the craziest thing we've ever done yeah i feel like i've hacked life because this is the witching hour if you have kids you know like oh and there's a problem now it's the home stretch of the day before dinner before baths because at least then like you know what you're doing and you're just in your routine but like i am skipping the witching hour today because I'm podcasting.

That's right.

The podcast, the other child takes precedence.

Yes, I'm with my other child.

But anyway, Swirly Summer at a glance.

Oh, my God.

Back to it.

It's been really amazing.

I love,

I do love podcasting with you, but you know, like, my favorite type of podcasting is remote podcasting, which is so good because we technically do it every single day.

So I am looking forward to getting back into my little box.

I can't lie.

I am.

I don't, I still, I still show so much body on this couch.

Like, I'm not comfortable.

And every day is like so unpredictable.

Every time I move, which is every five seconds because of my sciatica, allegedly.

Yep.

It hurts.

So I am rapidly gaining weight.

Like and the angles on the podcast.

Like it's, I know when we podcast at home, like I need a cute blouse and that's it.

Like I don't need a whole outfit.

Yeah.

No, there are so many merits to like being together, podcasting together, but there are merits of the remote situation.

So I'm, I'm choosing to focus on those positives as we transition out of swirly summer into swirly fall.

Yes.

Swirly fall.

Fall will be swirly as well.

You can't help it.

Just look down at my iPad.

Garjee Parji fall.

because, like, we said swirly, probably if you count it up once 10 million times in summer, but it feels like going into fall, it's Gargie Pargi.

Gargie Pargi fall.

Wait, I just look down at the iPad and I'm excited for the ads because I have a hilarious story.

I love a hilarious story, but I'm going to say it during the ads.

So this is not like clickbaiting you guys into listening.

Oh, that is a good tactic.

But no, I literally was talking about the sponsor last night.

Like, my father-in-law just discovered this company, and he was like,

I'll tell you guys in the ad.

Can Can you show me?

This one.

Show me to me, Rachel.

Oh, okay.

Funny.

Yep.

Funny, funny.

Yeah.

Funny, bunny.

Are you ready?

You need to be ready.

I don't know if you know.

Yeah, I guess without further ado, to do to do, here are the last fast five stories.

The last five.

The last five stories of Swirly Summer that you need to know.

Womp, womp, womp.

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I'm cracking up because the story I wanted to share about my father-in-law, I forgot.

I didn't choose that ad.

It's just going to be in the next ad break.

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No, that was really clickbaiting me.

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Are you ready for our first story?

Sabrina's summer continues.

Short and sweet dropped today, including her new single music video called Taste.

So Sabrina Carpenter's new album called Short and Sweet has dropped today.

We've been talking about it a lot over the course of the summer, which did belong to Sabrina most of the summer did.

And the Swirlies.

I do feel like it's a little like a weird time to be dropping a summer album.

1,000.

Not only like this.

Especially this is not a fall vibe.

Well, it's not only that.

Like, I think really, if an album is good, it can have success.

But this is like the time of year where celebrities really take off.

Like, that's even why we're doing like a hiatus next week, because at some point, like, you really, there are no stories.

Like, the publicists are out.

Like, the end of August is when rich people go to like the south of France.

I think it's kind of weird that she's like working so hard when nobody else is.

Maybe it's like easy to get attention when no one else is.

Who is she competing with on the charts?

Actually, I saw Coldplay drop something today.

So that that actually might styme you.

I actually don't think it'll impact her.

But I, did you listen to the album?

I watched the music video.

Super cute.

Everything Sabrina does, like she just has a really unique point of view and like a very specific aesthetic.

I was just watching her on Fallon too.

And she was like barefoot and in this really beautiful gown and just everything she does is very feminine and very beautiful and has like a really specific point of view.

And I really like it.

So it's like every time I watch something that she does, like creatively, like, I just know I'm gonna like it.

Do you know what I mean?

And I think it's so different from a lot of the other pop girls who are like a little bit emo or like a little dark.

I feel like that's kind of a vibe, right?

Darkness and sadness.

And hers is just like feathery.

I mean, she literally has a song called Feather, light and feathery and airy.

And I, I just love it.

Like, and I really love her.

And I, you know, it takes me a while to like get into an album.

I like it, what I've heard.

I know I'm gonna like it.

She really is, she's like, like that bitch, you know?

Yeah, I listened to probably like the first half while I was getting ready.

light airy fun like feminine reminds me a lot of ariana grande yeah in a lot of ways but always i'm so surprised and this is the most it's ever been like how raunchy she is the album is raunchy i want not to be like clutching my pearls because i'm not like go sabrina go extreme skin like it wasn't called skin for nothing yes talking about her skin like talking about her skin This was just like extra raunch, especially the song that dropped the one with the music video taste.

No, it's kind of like a crazy fun fact about her is that she is very sexual and very like proud and confident in her sexuality.

And I think a lot of people didn't realize that a lot of her lyrics have a little bit of a influence obvious.

So, right.

So, at first, you didn't know it and you didn't see it.

And then she started to do this thing when she started taking off and she had that song,

every time she would be on tour, she would do the outro, like a little jingle, and she would sing something custom and new for the town that she was in.

Oh, New York, I love you, you Zomana.

You so awesome.

And she started to make them like really kind of like overt and they would get more and more and more.

And then she did that outro on the BBC

where she performed that song.

And her custom outro for her performance on the BBC was

something about how BBC in, you know, her mind always means

big,

black cock.

Yeah, yeah.

And then she got like banned from the BBC.

But that was like, I think for a lot of people.

like the most obvious she's ever been.

And now if you know, like you can really find deeper meaning, more sexual meaning to a lot of her songs.

Like, this is just speculatory, but um,

what's that line?

In which song got wrapped around my finger, singing.

Wait, why am I having such a hard time?

Espresso.

Wait, what's the she performed it on SNL?

Please, please.

No, no, no, but what's the lyric?

Like, please, please, please, lyrics.

Okay, just why am I like seriously being dumb?

Yeah, let's just look up the lyrics: AZ Lyrics.com.

Speed a carpenter lyric wrapped.

I'm not why.

Sorry, hold on.

I'm seriously.

I feel like I'm having a like a stroke.

Can you help me?

Yeah, what can I help you with?

It's either please, please, please wear espresso.

I think it's espresso.

Yes, espresso.

Espresso lyrics.

Like, I'm serious.

If you know what I'm talking about.

Now he's thinking about me every night.

Oh, thank you.

I'm working late

because I'm a singer.

Okay.

So this is what people say it's about.

Just, I'm going to be like, I'm not going to say it explicitly because it's kind of like dirty.

So just look at me.

Cause I'm a singer.

Oh, he looks so cute wrapped around my finger.

Oh, goodness.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I got it.

Okay.

Sorry, that took me so long.

That is so funny.

Well, there was so much of that in the album that I was listening to.

And I think also what's surprising is it's not covert, it's pretty overt.

And just, I guess maybe her fans are older than I think that they are because I was.

You think of her as a Disney?

I was a little taken aback.

And I do think she needs to do those things to break out of the Disney box, but also, like, even with that girly feminine look that she has, very vintage, that back in the day was more buttoned-up women.

And she's saying, I'm not that.

I might look like that, but I'm not that.

Yeah.

So she's got a lot to like say to people.

And I was just like, oh my goodness gracious.

And it's a brainer part of

the Disney aesthetic.

Like she's eternally 16 you know in my mind but how old she was she like 25 and I do feel like she feels like she has a lot to prove and and when you're coming out of the Disney shell 10 years later um you gotta you know go hard in one way can't be tamed

and I also I just think she always likes to be not what people expected she definitely has like a sense of humor and is uh more risque than people expect her to be but I was like Sabrina oh I need to really

I need to sit down and read those lyrics

I love that and Taylor posted support for Sabrina.

She posted today.

Oh, I actually wanted to bring this up.

She posted two stories today.

The first was supporting

and promoting Channing Tatum and Zoe's new movie.

I guess, like, she wrote, produce, and he's starring it.

It's like this passion project.

Zoe wrote, producing.

Zoe wrote, and then Channing.

Taylor.

No, no.

And Taylor promoted it.

Right.

And then I see that Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum are doing a lot of press together.

And I saw this video of them.

It was like one of those, you know, magazines.

Goat Rapper.

It was complex.

Goat Rapper.

they

she said kanye

and then he was like oh that's really good and they made it very clear like old kanye and then oh okay i'm sorry i didn't know what you were saying goat rapper i'm like greatest of all time i thought you like

i thought it was like a a segment for complex like goat rapper just like you're just saying like goat rapper i don't know someone who raps goats like i don't i don't know like goat rapper you didn't say it was a question that was asked okay so they got asked a question who's the goat rapper

okay okay who's the the goat rapper?

Okay, and who said Kanye?

Zoe did.

Okay,

and she was like, you know, like the old Kanye.

Um, they made that clear, and then Kanye was like, Oh, I mean, Kanye Channing Tatum was like, Oh, that's a really, really good one.

Like, I might say that maybe it's Kanye because you know, I love Kanye.

I'm like an OG saying how much she loves Kanye, and then he ended up going with someone else.

Um, and I just thought that was really crazy.

And I think you totally can separate the art from the artist.

Like, two things can be true.

Like, Kanye's insane, but like, that old music was so good, and he became the best because he was the best, like, that's fact.

But just just so publicly, when you're such good friends and Taylor's out here promoting your movie, like, I thought that was kind of crazy.

Tailored.

That's crazier than, like, you know, Kanye crazy Kanye.

No, them saying Kanye is only a big deal.

Like, you can talk about a Kanye music before he went crazy.

Yeah.

And that doesn't bother me at all.

It's they're best friends with Taylor.

Like, the three of them are literally a thrupple.

No, no, no, that's really crazy.

It's weird, no?

Best friends?

No, they're really tight.

I mean, she promoted the movie.

They are really, really tight.

It's like kind of an underrated thing.

Like, Channing Tatum got to this place in his life where he's best friends with with Taylor Swift.

It's the weirdest thing.

Yeah, I guess that's weird Goat Rapper.

Goat rapper.

The Goat Rapper.

And were you thinking like someone who raps like birthday presents?

I don't think it was GOAT, like great, you know, Greatest All Time.

People just use the word GOAT now.

So I didn't know it was a question that was posed.

They were just like, it's Goat Rapper.

Whenever I think of the word GOAT, I think of that, like seriously, maybe the funniest clip I've ever seen of Jack Harlow.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

I kind of want to just get your, it's like a classic internet.

It is so funny.

Sweet.

Okay, just give me two seconds.

It's like a class.

I'll be able to find it on TikTok in two seconds.

Goat.

Okay.

So I think this is a game that like Complex does, where they're like, goat this, goat that, because this is also from Complex.

Like, yeah, you're just shouting goat rapper at me.

Okay.

Oh, sorry.

I'm seriously being your grandma today.

Vaccination spot.

Okay.

Goat vaccination spot.

They're trying to get political.

Yeah.

That says vacation, dumbass.

My fault.

It's seriously the funniest clip.

They're trying to get political.

So funny.

That is so funny.

And also, go vaccination spot.

Do they mean like CVS or in your arm?

Oh, yeah, like on your body or in your physical being.

Where do you like to get your vaccine?

No, well, it wasn't the question.

That is so funny.

That's always when I think of go to my goat vaccination spot.

Goat vaccination spot.

in the tushi i'm gonna go i'm gonna go arm yeah oh no tushi actually really hurts i got a b12 shot in my tushi recently and like that's not a vaccine but yeah no no but

it's the concept of it like a needle in a tushi i don't think that people get vaccines in their tushi they get shots in their tushi because like it's a bulbous sort of area and she like hit a tendon or something like i actually couldn't walk how about stop okay how about

how about goat wrapper because people might be listening who now are fainting yeah from thinking about you getting a shot in your butt and hitting a tendon like that's chilling stuff no like let me tell you i thought i had to go to the hospital hurt so bad like people are driving so you can't sleep every night happy for sabrina and sabrita summer oh and she put out the music video for the new song taste with jenna ortega being like the third woman the other you know the other

and then they kissed and then they kissed i like sabrina carpenter because everything she does is really viral and and

people it's so well received and sometimes when people do that, they get to a place where everything they put out, it's just like you could tell they're trying to go viral.

Do you know what I mean?

And I feel like she just like liked this concept and did it, and then people respond to it.

It feels really organic.

Yeah, I just love her.

Yeah, me too.

I look forward to continuing to stream short and sweet while also holding space for skin.

And I just, I, I'm really happy that she's having a lot of success musically, like after you know, all that she's been through.

Yeah, like Olivia Rodrigo.

Gate.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Olivia Rodrigue gate.

I am reminded of that sometimes.

No, no, no.

Like just thinking about Sabrine

and the fact that she made it out of there in one piece as a global super pop star, like, it's actually impossible.

Not only is it impossible.

Not only that, because look what happened to Olivia Rodrigo from it.

Like, literally one of the biggest pop stars on the planet.

So the other girl was never going to be that.

She's on the same level now as Olivia Rodrigo playing the same size arenas.

No, no, no.

It's

should be studied.

It should.

Are you ready for our next story?

Little romance news, Swirl and Martin Shorten Merrill meryl streep were holding hands at the only murders in the building premiere after shutting down dating rumors but now they were seen holding hands at the season four premiere of only murders the comedian and actress who play love interest in the hit hulu show looked to be in good spirits on thursday while walking alongside co-star steve martin in the paramount parking lot in los angeles not parking lot the lot the lot my pedestrian like seriously like tell me you're a slot like tell me you've never been on a lot before

okay i mean like it's a parking lot No, by the way, a lot is literally a parking lot.

It's like all concrete.

Yeah, all lots are equal.

In Q4 of my life, I want more stories like this, more dating speculation from the elderly.

You can't do four of your life or your year.

Because Q4 of your life, like, that's pretty morbid.

Jackie, you know what I meant.

Well, yeah, I did just turn 30.

Right.

You know what I meant.

What queue are we in at 30?

It depends.

Well, who knows?

I could die tomorrow.

But generally speaking, like

each eyes a glance, you know, I would say we're in our second

quarter.

No, the beginning of the second.

Yeah, I feel like it'd be pretty easy to like do the math because our brain is broken.

And also, part of us doesn't want to know if it does happen to be aware of it.

No, it's too sad of a question, please.

Okay.

I want more stories like this.

Like, you know, we're always talking about like the young hot things who are being spotted, but this is real.

And let me tell you, one time I stumbled upon a video of Martin Short talking about his late wife, and she was just sort of the great love of his life.

And he, I think she passed away from some, some illness.

And

the way he was talking about her, it was like, seriously, it was heartbreaking.

And I, like, ever since then, I've just loved him.

I've always thought he was funny.

He's my favorite in Only Murders.

He is so funny.

The fact that he is finding joy and happiness with Queen is if he is, because maybe they're just like being sweet.

No, because there were rumors about them dating.

They like shut it down.

We were like, oh, okay, but now you're walking around holding hands.

Please, not only that, you're telling me this whole time Meryl Streep has been single.

I just assumed she had like some daddy at home.

100%.

And she does because she has children.

So she's had romance in her life.

Yeah.

I've never thought about her romantic life at all.

So, like, good for her for like keeping us off the scent.

Well, that's what happens when you get famous, like, really for your talent, which is acting.

And, like, you're not like when you're an infant, she's not sharing her life on social media.

Like, people love her for her work and she can live a normal life elsewhere, you know?

Yeah.

And I know she has like some kids, and I know one of them is like an actress.

One of the Mark Ronson's wife.

And then also

Downton Abbey's American friend, Gilded Age.

Meryl Streep's daughter.

Is that blonde bitch?

I'm pretty sure, right?

Oh, my God.

I find that girl insufferable.

Someone's daughter, Mary Ann, Gilded Age.

No way.

It's played by Louisa Jacobson, who is

the daughter of Meryl Street.

Oh, my God, I'm in shock.

Nepo Baby.

Just don't forget it.

Honestly, it's giving Nepo Baby because the acting is really poor.

Like really bad quality.

Yeah.

And then the other one's married to Mark Ronson.

So like Meryl loves Mark.

Okay, but you know, you know who her daughters look like?

Who?

I need to find that actress's name.

Oh, from Never Been Kissed,

the nerd.

Who is this lady?

Like, I remember this movie.

Do you know her name is like.

She looks like Jennifer Lawrence.

She looks like Jennifer Lawrence.

Wait, you want to hear a really fun fact about her?

Oh, yeah.

Her name is Lily Sobieski.

She played like the nerd friend of

Josie Grossi.

She like joins the science team or whatever, and they all dress up as DNA.

You remember?

She's like that really tall, skinny girl.

So she isn't no longer an actress.

She is like a very religious Jew.

She like converted.

Yeah.

Her daughters do look like this woman.

Right?

She looked like the friend from just like a fun fact, if anybody cares.

And this woman does look like Jennifer Lawrence, who does also look like her daughters and Meryl Streep.

You know, if they're in a biopic, Jennifer could play the young and Meryl could play the old.

If they're in a biopic, which I hope they would be, because that would be a great biopic.

Thousand percent.

If they were to be playing the same woman.

Back to the story at hand, like obsessed i had heard the rumor swirling about meryl streep like with one of the guys from only murders and like i just assumed it was steve martin i don't know why they just maybe it's because they were in it's complicated together oh wait i'm just not thinking like this is the second time they're working together that's cute um i don't know why maybe like because she's taller than him i just didn't assume it was martin short yeah that's really that's why it makes sense we're visual thinkers we're visual people yeah visual artists yeah things of that nature so i hope this is true let's give it time.

Let's not bombard them and let the relationship grow and flourish.

Yeah, the good thing about like these two and the age that they are is if we know about it, like I feel,

I feel like it's real.

Like I think they really know themselves.

I would hope so.

Yeah, at that point.

At that point.

Otherwise, like, what are you doing?

Yeah.

But I do think you would also be changing and growing and finding out new things about yourself.

I think that's really the beauty of that age of life as well.

Your senior years.

Gorgeous.

That's beautiful.

And she's older than him.

She's 75 and he's 74.

Ah, okay, Cougar, rare, rare,

are you ready for our next story?

About to take like this actual serious turn because this is like the craziest story I ever read.

This is the craziest story I've ever read.

Ex-Radio One DJ Nick Grimshaw and his 81-year-old mother were sedated by a criminal gang who broke into their Ibiza villa in hazmat suits after pumping gas inside.

So, by the way, I don't know if people have heard of this guy.

If you don't, he's so classic.

You've definitely seen his face.

Like, every radio interview that's gone viral in you know the last 10 years on the BBC, I think it's BBC, it's UK.

It's him.

He's like best friends with all the celebrities.

He's very like a, not a harmony.

He's like a Ryan Seacrest of the UK.

He's super famous.

When you say ex-radio, I didn't realize he was no longer there.

Yeah, he was a DJ for Radio One, and he had rented a villa in Ibiza to celebrate his 40th birthday with his family.

Him and his 81-year-old mother were gassed as they slept before raiders ransacked their rented holiday apartment in Ibiza.

Their apartment was targeted by the gang who have hit a number of properties occupied by wealthy tourists on the island since last year.

The gang pumped a sedative gas into the property.

I think I said sedative last time.

Just forget if I heard that.

The gang pumped a sedative gas into the property where the star was sleeping and waited for it to take effect before they broke in wearing hazmat suits and turned the villa over.

No one is said to have been hurt in the incident, although it is believed some items were stolen in the raid.

I mean, I think so.

Also, I have known this.

I think that a lot of people don't talk about it, but like, you know, Harry Styles robbed at gunpoint.

A lot of these like vacation destinations for the uber wealthy, south of France, Mykonos, Ibiza, are actually like riddled with crime.

Because if you're somebody looking for an easy target, like rich people all in one concentrated area.

So a lot of people, I actually haven't been to any of these places, but I know like when Brian goes, he's always really talking about the crime.

They're like, you have to be super careful, especially if you're staying in a villa.

Like they have crazy security.

So the concept.

of you know being robbed in a place like this isn't is not foreign the methods like i didn't know we were gassing people like that's some holocaust shit like that's fucking crazy no that's so crazy and and how does one protect themselves against that if that's what people are doing no this is wild yeah it sounds like they need to crack down on crime in their country that no by the way like seriously there there's like petty crime like theft

That is so scary and like his 81 year old mom.

Oh my god.

Gassed.

Are people fucking okay?

No.

No, they're not.

The source told the Daily Mail that they would, the gang would have no idea who he was because Zilla was on a target list as it was known to be used by high net worth clients.

Well, I mean, you can just tell, like, the bigger the house, the bigger the score.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Like, seriously, so crazy.

So crazy and, and so frightening.

And then it's things like this.

And that's why I was bringing up the Harry Styles thing is like, you know,

the great equalizer can happen to anyone.

And these are people with like security and people who take great precautions.

So frightening.

Yeah.

The gas thing.

Like, I don't know if I'll ever get over that.

I hope he's okay.

Well, they say he's fine.

I'm sure he's fucking traumatized.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

How do you pump gas into a house even?

I don't know, through a window.

Oh, my God.

That's really crazy.

Yeah.

Like, new fear unlocked.

And I feel like, especially as like girls, like when you're traveling, the door is locked.

Like, you know what to do.

And then what I have to do, I have to cover the vents.

Like, how many things?

Yeah.

Like, have you ever seen those videos of like, and it's like, it's a, it's, um,

excessive, but you know, here's what I do as a flight attendant who travels alone and you see what she does.

Oh, nice.

She unplugs the phone.

She puts a hanger, like all you're using household items

to feel your absolute security.

Because, you know, hotel room doors are not secure.

Did you know that?

And then you think about all the people who have like master keys.

What's stopping them from being a criminal, too?

Like, nothing.

It's

other than, you know, potentially human decency.

No, and then there's also like, you know, the mirrors, like for squatters, like people, there's like a checklist.

Yeah.

There's a checklist of things people do when they check into like a hotel or a villa, you know, to avert any sort of danger.

I don't think people have been thinking much about the air that they breathe.

And the fact that, like, this is a new fear for me.

And, like, anyone who heard this story, like, what, like, can we seriously?

Insane.

Yeah.

Those girls, like, who make the TikToks, like, need to do a new, like, a new guide for us.

Yeah.

How are we monitoring the air in which we breathe?

Yeah.

Because by the time you figure it out,

yeah.

I wonder if this will have any effect on like tourism.

I don't know.

It's really crazy.

Yeah.

Well, you know, these sorts of like very exclusive places like Mikonos, they have reputations for being, you know, a little bit dangerous and it really hasn't

affected.

No, I've like, I remember when Harry Styles got robbed, people were so surprised.

And people have been, you know, talking for years about how like you have to travel a certain way when you go to these very exclusive places that attract the wealthy.

Because when you attract the wealthy, you also attract people who want to rob the wealthy.

Nobody wants to rob someone who's not wealthy.

It's kind of like a fruitless endeavor.

Yeah.

Well,

crazy story.

I hope everyone's okay.

No, really?

Like one of the craziest things I've ever heard.

Are you ready for our next story?

Our fourth story?

Miranda Lambert will receive a special honor at the People's Choice Country Awards.

And I actually submitted this story to Jackie.

And I know you guys are going to be like, why?

And why?

Can I give the details first?

You must.

Maybe in the details lies.

There you go.

Country music star Miranda Lambert is said to be honored in a special way.

And I just want to say, like, we love Miranda Lambert.

On August 22nd, today the show exclusively reveals that Lambert will receive the Country Icon Award at the 2024 People's Choice Country Awards.

Jean Neal, NBC Universal's Entertainment Executive Vice President for Live Events and Specials in a Press release, said, A tour de force in country music for more than 20 years, Miranda Lambert's groundbreaking albums continue to capture the hearts of fans around the world.

True.

We're so excited to honor her career, fierce individualism, and innovation in the industry with her Country Icon Award at the People's Choice Country Awards.

The PCCAs, don't you know?

Don't you know?

That's really what I needed to talk about.

Like, I

if Zoe Hangawan had a stutter, she'd go to PCCA.

I can't believe like there's another award show.

Like, first of all, the People's Choice Awards, like, is really unnecessary.

It's, it's not,

it has carved out a space for itself, I would say.

I don't know if I would say that.

I feel like it's carved out the one that's like, you know, for sure, it's voted by fans because it's in the name, People's Choice.

Other shows say they're voted by fans, but you forget which ones they are because it's like Billboard Awards.

Is that not about the Billboard charts?

I don't think so.

No, no, I actually feel like, and at the People's Choice Awards, like they really do cover all genres.

Like, I don't think that this genre needs their own award show.

And don't get me wrong.

I love country music and I love country music award shows.

Like I'm watching the CMAs, I'm watching the ACMs.

This just seems like so beyond unnecessary to me.

I can't get over it.

Yeah, the Pikas

will be hosted by Shania Twain and it will live, it will air live on Thursday, September 26th at 8 p.m.

on NBC and Peacock from the Grand Ole Opry house in Nashville.

So I guess it's like, if you want to watch it, it's there.

But why?

Like, seriously.

Maybe like award show content does.

Like, should we do another reboot or just make up another award show?

God forbid they like do a podcaster's award.

Like they should do an award for podcasts, like funniest episode, things like that, you know, best guest interview.

Yeah, they should.

I mean, and I love Miranda Lambert and this is like queenie.

But that's what I'm saying.

She deserves it.

The People's Choice at least has a podcast category.

So that's why I'm saying, like, they are kind of like the people's awards.

Yeah, I guess.

I think they got rid of that category, but they did for like a couple of years.

So knowing that the Pikas are in existence and they do have the

country

icon award,

who would you have wanted it to go to?

I'm very happy with who it went to.

It has to go to somebody more like seasoned.

I think a lot of our faves right now are all like new, hot, young fangs.

Miranda is at the top of her game, consistently has been at the top of her game.

Like seriously, I've done such a 180 on on her.

I used to really not understand her public persona, and I found, like, I didn't love her music so much, so I found her public persona to be a little bit off-putting.

But like, now that I get her, let me say she's a queen.

And I let me say I was wrong, and that's hard for me to say, and it doesn't happen a lot, but just like I was wrong.

I want to know how many People's Country Choice awards there have been, you know, because it's always

the 52nd Grammy.

This is the first one.

Are you sure?

Jackie, I've never heard of it.

No, but that doesn't mean that it's the first one.

But she'll be like,

it's the 30th end.

No, there's no way.

People's Choice Country Awards.

There was a 2023.

No fucking way.

I seriously need to find out.

No, I, when we, when I first saw the story, I assumed it was like, not only is she getting the People's Icon Award, it's also the first of its kind.

No,

there was one in 2023.

Let me see if there was 2022.

I'm in actual shock.

No, like, serious, like, that's what I'm saying.

Actually, I don't even know what I'm saying.

I don't even know what you're saying either.

But what was 2020?

People's choice.

I don't know if there was 2022, so it might be the second annual.

So the first one was a success.

Okay.

Well, I wonder who got the award at the last one.

It's a good choice.

It is a good choice.

Miranda's a queen.

She is.

It was hosted by Little Big Town the last one.

That's probably why.

That's probably why I blocked it out.

Yeah.

My least favorites.

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Why were you looking at me during the ads?

Because you flubbed a word, but I couldn't call it out because you're doing the ads.

Let me tell you, I thought like some like, because you were on your phone, I thought like major breaking news, and you were about to get my reaction live, like somebody died or something.

I don't know.

I was kind of excited.

Not for someone to die, but like for that moment.

No, there's like fun stuff happening like in our chat.

Oh, is there?

Like in the chat about camp.

We didn't even tell you guys something major kind of happened to us, which is that our old camp is shutting down, the the Marfat camp that we always talk about.

So we're just like sharing fun memories from our time there.

I see, oh, we're sharing old pictures.

Oh my God.

Like seriously?

Oh my God, I'm not okay.

Yeah.

So that's been like just something bittersweet, I would say, and something that we really haven't made a big deal of, like, considering how much we talk about camp.

Oh, my God, I'm obsessed with these pictures made from my youth.

Yeah.

Fun, right?

Fun, right?

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

A little Gen Z romance news.

It's not Marilyn Martin, but it is Tate and Leroy.

Tate McCrae steps out in New York City with the kid Leroy after.

Tate and Leroy.

I can't with you.

What do you mean?

You're just funny.

Like, you're a funny person.

Thanks.

After dueting and sharing a kiss at her MSG tour stop, the way people magazine

magazine wrote this article is like as elder millennial as I feel reading it.

Okay.

Look, after duetting parentheses and sharing a kiss, like calm down, mom.

Calm down, grandma.

So the couple delivered a surprise performance of his hit without you during the sold out new york city show on tate mccrae's tour and then they step out stepped out in no-ho um on august 22nd after the show and they were spotted smooching that's like really major that she played madison square guard and she's like a real talent and i think that obviously she was for a while like that tick tock girl and i think she's really busted out of that

box.

And I think she pulled out all the stops for MSG.

She was like, oh, you want to come?

My boyfriend's coming.

And these two, like, everyone knows that they're dating.

Yes, they've been spotted together a couple of times.

We were just talking about her because she was a picture with Glenn Powell, and you were like, no, because she's dating someone dating someone.

Did you say it was the kid Leroy?

I don't know if I said it, but I knew it.

Because I feel like you didn't say it because when I saw the kid LaRoy, I'm like, oh, I know that person.

So they made for Justin Bieber.

Big debut because she was the performer at that NHL.

Shut up.

The NHL All-Star weekend.

Right.

And her ex.

And her ex is in the NHL.

And then she left their performance with her new man.

I think that was the first time they were in the middle of the day.

And it it was Leroy.

And it was Leroy.

It was the first time they were ever really spotted together.

And so ever since then, I think they've popped up a couple of times publicly, but they don't have like, they don't make TikToks together.

Like, so them being spotted is a big deal.

That's why it got written up.

I also feel like they are the Britney and Justin of their generation because like he's huge.

She's huge.

Is she?

I feel like he's, she's huge.

And also his name is Charlton.

Like, I was like, why would he say that's a good thing?

Because I keep calling him Leroy.

I'm like, what does she call him?

Probably kid.

No, why would she call him that?

Like, she calls him whatever his name is, and it's Charlton.

Charlton Kenneth Jeffrey Howard.

Yeah.

Maybe he's one of those people who like goes by Jeff.

Yeah, yeah, maybe.

Kenny.

Yeah.

Kenny.

You can call me Ken.

Kenny will never not be the principal from Love is Blind.

A thousand percent.

I don't know if he's huge, by the way.

Okay.

I feel like he kind of fell off.

You think he fell off?

Yeah.

Because I'm still there, like in that Justin Bieber song.

Right.

Exactly.

First of all, that's that's like the last thing you remember of him and same.

Oh.

He did recently release a music video and had Alex Earl star in it, which I feel like was good for her to like, you know, her first music video.

And for him, it's like great.

Like you put Alex Earl in anything these days.

It's like a success.

So I don't,

I don't think so.

I think she's probably bigger than him.

I think she has more staying power too.

Something weird happened with him because he like blew up with Bieber, was signed by Scooter Braun, and then like very quickly parted ways.

So I feel like some weirdness.

Let me see what Nights Like This.

Do you know that song?

Stay with Justin Bieber has 3 billion streams.

So good.

Without you has almost 1 billion.

And then other songs have many, many millions.

Nights Like This has 158 million.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe, you know, there's an album that came out in 2024 called The First Time.

And Nights like This is from, I don't know.

Maybe the kids love him.

It's intense.

It's all so much caps.

Oh my God.

And it's like 50 songs.

You know,

like,

obviously I'm not a young person, but I think I have a good idea of like who the young people love.

And I just don't think he's their king.

Like young people, like Gen Z loves Noah Kahn.

They do.

Yeah, because he's like TikTok-y, and that's where you got to start.

Okay.

Like he's like everything to young people.

But who's like the heartthrob?

Like heartthrob.

Who's the heart throb?

Who's like Sabrina Carpenter equivalent?

Younger.

Like Tate McRae equivalent.

And I'm not saying the Roy, but like I'm saying like younger.

I don't, I shouldn't even know this person's name.

I don't know.

But if they're actually that big, I actually should from like seeing them, you know, walking down the aisle in Walmart and you're selling pajamas.

Yeah, no, I don't know.

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Well, this is a Noah Con.

I know Noah Con from Spotify.

Honestly, really major.

And like she played in Madison Square Garden.

That's like so big.

Yeah.

Good for her.

She's super talented, too.

People say she's like, you know, on the

journey to being the next Britney.

By the way, so they're also doing like people search for Noah Khan that could give us like good insight as to who those people are.

But I feel like Jack Harlow is a big one.

Yeah.

He's not pop, though.

He's rap.

And then here are some names.

Coat vaccination spot.

Hosier, just but like, no, we know Hosier.

Take me to church.

People's parents know Hosier.

Everyone knows Hosier.

It's like saying Florence in the Machine.

Yeah.

Bad answer.

Zach Bryan.

Yes.

But Gen Z, maybe.

I'm just reading from this Google list, and I feel like they're even more out of touch than us.

Benson Boone.

He's got these beautiful things that I've got.

He's beautiful.

Yep.

And then there's a lot of girls, post-Malone.

Yeah.

Just like older.

A little more millennial.

Yeah.

And then some other people.

I mean, Casey Musker.

I guess Noah Kahan.

So who should I look at?

Your pronunciation, like, seriously, you're getting worse with age.

Noah Kahan, are you okay?

Sorry, it says Kahan.

If it was Khan, it'd be K-A-H-N.

Like, everybody knows Khan.

It's Noah Khan.

No, but like, I feel like he changed.

Kahan, okay?

Like, seriously, that's a new one.

People also search for for Kid Leroy.

Travis Scott.

lil mosey okay we've really we've girl boss too close to the sun like for

in an attempt to understand the youth like we ended up

jackie at in an attempt to understand the younger generation we ended up at little mosey and seriously we need to turn around like

stop don't speak you don't think

little mosey is the biggest thing in his song blueberry fago oh i actually know that song do you know

and he has another song oh i thought it was called blueberry headband it's called burberry headband he also sings crack crabby standing.

Jackie, we really don't give a fuck.

Jackie, you want to hear this next one?

Okay.

He sings crabby step from the SpongeBob movie.

Krabby step with a K.

Okay.

We seriously need to pivot.

The Fast Five We're Fabulous.

Thank you so much for your contribution.

We couldn't have done it without you and Lil Moobie.

And cutting your pronunciation, it's Lil Mosey.

Oh, okay.

Noah Khan.

We are not done with the show because we are going to finish out this week and this summer with a queenie and weenie of the week.

For those who don't know, Jackie and I, every Friday, when we can remember, we do Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which is a really fun game where we nominate someone for Queenie of the Week and we nominate someone for Weenie of the Week.

It's fun and it's fresh and it's really not that serious.

So obviously, like, no murderers are going to be on Weenies of the Week.

It's supposed to be lighthearted and fun.

Who should we, what should we do first?

Queenie?

You have to start with the good news or else you never make it.

My Queenie of the Week is one Betsy Dora.

If you're watching Love is Blind, UK, first of all, like you should be.

It's so good.

And second of all, like, you'll know the hero of the entire series was kind of this like woman whose name we didn't even know.

It only stuck with us because her name was Betsy Dora.

She ended up saving the life of someone who matters a lot to us, and that's her brother, Freddie.

She was queenie behavior.

She was delivering harsh truths in a really queenie-like way.

I knew it when she came on my screen, like that she was going to be queenie, and no one surpassed her in terms of queeny dumb.

So, my queen

is my week is related, literally.

And it's Freddie because, like, he was the queenie of my week.

We were introduced to him this week in watching Love is Blind UK.

And never have we met such an actual textbook definition of PJOM.

If you look up in the dictionary what PJOM means, it would probably be on like Urban Dictionary.

Like, you'll see a picture of Freddie, like a serious precious gem, and it was a pleasure getting to know him vis-a-vis my telly.

It was a pleasure getting to know him.

And now, for weenie of the week, why don't you go first?

Well, like, it's hard not to do the antonym to your weenie.

Like, who to your queen.

To your queenie.

Like, who hurt your queenie?

That would be therein lies my weenie.

Right.

But, like, I don't know.

It just, like, feels, it just doesn't feel right.

I know.

So, my, my weenie is Catherine.

Okay.

So I'll say that's what I was.

No, I'm sorry.

Like it has to be done.

And like how she fumbled, like when they got together in the pods, I literally posted on my story, like, who needs Tommy and Molly when you have Catherine in Freddie?

There's so much potential.

I was writing for her as much as I was writing for Freddie.

Like she had the potential to be the theme, the P-Jiao you look up in the dictionary.

And instead, she turned into like, seriously, a cautionary tale.

I couldn't have said it better myself, like, for real.

And she just, like, she's my weenie because she actually really upset me.

And someone who's like, had a chance to be with Freddie.

No, of course.

And so fumbling the bag like that is going to make you a weenie, but also like being really

mean to someone who's so, it's like kicking a dog, like someone who's so precious and lovely and just wants to love you.

Like that's behavior I hate.

Yeah.

And it's weenie-like behavior.

So it's kind of a unanimous decision here at Toast HQ.

She's our weenie of the week.

And if you didn't watch Love is Blind UK, like, sorry, you don't get anything we're talking about, but you can watch it so good.

You can get a lot of episodes.

And if you like Love is Blind format, this is a great season because because the show is just about the people who are on it.

Every season is different, like as we said.

And this is just five stars.

Now, that's our show.

We are really only taking one week off.

We're being like hella dramatic.

So that's what we do.

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It's our last week.

We are going to be, you know, vacationing with the family.

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