Adidas Is The New Balenciaga: Friday, July 19th, 2024

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Friday.

Finally.

Man, like, are you kidding?

Finally.

Every day has felt like Friday this week.

And now that it's Friday, of course, it doesn't feel like Friday.

So much to do, so much to see.

It's such a busy Friday.

Jackie and I are exhausted from podcast, podcast, podcast, live show, live show.

Live show.

To millions.

It has been a fulfilling.

but tiring week.

We are really looking forward to just sort of recharging this weekend.

We're not even recharging because we're going to Luke Homes.

That is

a that's not a charge.

I keep forgetting that we're going to Luke Homes.

That's a battery drain.

So we need to do a supercharge.

We need a lightning cable.

1,000%.

In the next 24 hours, fucking go.

I guess 24 hours is enough to get ready.

Jackie, we can sleep when we're dead.

I take umbrage with that.

I agree.

I think it puts like a bad name on sleep,

gives it a bad rap when, like, I think sleep is so precious.

1,000%.

And not to be shirked.

No, not death, 1,000% not to be shirked.

Not to be shirked.

That's why we have aura rings because we prioritize sleep.

And we prioritize joy.

That's why we have aura rings.

And that's why we absolutely slayed the house down.

Boots, Houston.

We are deceased.

These last two nights at the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center.

If you were there, thank you so much.

If you're coming to a show next week or our future live shows at the Beacon Theater in New York City, we cannot wait to see you.

The live show is getting to a place where, like, one, we are crushing.

Yeah.

We're sort of like in it now.

It's not this, it's not this new thing.

We've just sat sort of like becoming a little bit more.

It's very routine for us now and less surprises for us still so many surprises for the people in the audience i think like the real surprise for us is like what will we wear because i'm getting to a place where i'm really at the bottom of the barrel of my my selects i think we are going to start switching trying on each other's dresses as we should of all the dresses that i've worn what would you be most interested in wearing vegan included

I have to see what'd you the first night you wore the dinner dinner

second night I wore pink with the feathery yes

and then the first night of white with the big rose for Wapak.

Oh, I think I did.

I said I liked that.

I don't remember.

I feel like I wanted to try that on.

And then Love Shack Fancy Floral.

And then last night I wore a rumper.

Try on Love Shack Fancy Floral.

I want to try on your Love Shack Fancy White Ruffled moment as well.

You're welcome to it.

So, yeah, just laying the house down, nothing to see here, owning the Hamptons.

We run this fucking town, bitch.

We really

do.

I know, but we're running it from the comfort of our home and the West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center.

I can't believe next week is our last Wapak show.

The West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center has become like a second home to us.

It really has.

The country is

waiting there.

There are family.

No, it really has been so great.

You're right.

I can't believe they really breeze by.

Two in a week is always, you know, it's tough back to back, you know, performing for millions.

Yeah.

So we've got one left.

There aren't any tickets, so not to be annoying and like promote it if you can't even come.

But then we are doing two massive shows to sort of bookend this journey back at the Beacon Theater, our real second home.

Yeah, our residency continues.

We are in residence at the Beacon Theater.

We're kind of residents.

In residence.

We're residence like doctors.

Oh, but and we're also in residence.

A thousand percent.

We also have a great show today.

Kind of a lot going on in the world that we need to discuss.

Like, and thankfully, last night at the live show, some like things had happened in real time that we were able to like debrief quickly.

But there's a lot of news in the pop culture world.

Very rare, the rare for a summer Friday.

Yeah.

So we're feeling blessed.

Yeah, there's a lot to talk about.

Things in which to discuss.

Yeah, strong stories.

We'll get to them.

Some updates from the week.

One of my favorite sagas of the week, which you would think would be Scandival.

It's not.

No, I said that yesterday, I think, on the toe stack.

I am over Scandival in the most serious.

Untrained eye, like Scandival is the pop culture saga of the week, like the lawsuit, whatever.

That's not my saga.

Let me guess what your saga is.

Is your saga Adidas?

No.

Another thing that I'm excited to talk about, but not like the saga.

That's your saga.

Because that's an unfortunate saga, you know, it doesn't bring me joy.

Can you spoiler alert the peeps?

Like, what is your saga?

Like, what's the story that you're really looking forward to talking about?

Like, the love triangle that nobody ever asked for: Aurora Coppo, Bethany Franklin.

I saw that there was an update.

And I, the thing is, I, it's a great story for a multitude of reasons because it's so rare.

And like, there's something for everyone.

But also because so much of it is centered around her podcast.

And we literally love to see female podcasters out here making waves with their shows.

Yes.

And dear media, like it's personal for us as well.

It's almost as if we're a part of it.

Yes.

In a small but important way.

It does feel that way.

But I also feel like a part of it because like they're every character, someone can relate to them, even if you just like Real House guys of New York.

And so you're riding with Bethany.

But like each character means something to me.

No, of course, not to make everything about us, but this story is extremely toast-coated.

It really is.

So I'm excited.

Yes, I saw that story that we'll finish out the week.

We will.

Sort of wrapping that up.

Yeah.

And before we do that, what's new with you?

I mean, I've been with you every minute.

I know.

Like, seriously.

So

sleep.

You know, it was kind of

the only time we're not together.

As performers, I'm sure you understand now what I've been saying for years.

As performers, it's hard to just, you know, finish a show and go to sleep.

You're just sort of on that high.

You're feeling electric.

You're feeling the crowd cheering, singing, dancing, screaming, crying, throwing up.

It's hard to just flip a switch and head straight to bed.

I guess I didn't head straight to bed because there was some sourdough that needed to get stretched.

Some, no, not stretched, but assembled

this morning was stretched, it proofed overnight, looking so beautiful.

I need to shout out Nico, Nicole Combs, because she gave me her starter ratio.

What did you call it?

Nico.

You gave me, she gave me whore.

I did not.

Her starter ratio, how she feeds her starter, because my starter grows, but like it doesn't double, triple in size the way other people's does.

So she gave me her ratio and the first day, like I was hitting, I was hitting the top of the, of the top of the jar.

And I'm really excited because you got flowers for your birthday from like Books or whatever.

And they give you like the vase separately.

It's the biggest mason jar vase I've ever seen.

So I did my starter.

Oh, smart.

It was like so unnecessary.

Beyond.

And it didn't come with a lid, though.

So what do you do?

I use my old lid.

And you don't need to screw on the lid tight for your starter.

It'll just be loose.

So it doesn't matter that it doesn't shut.

And I just, I'm not making like six loaves of bread, so I don't need it.

But it just.

So we can make discard sandwich bread.

We can make discard pie crusts.

We can make whatever we want, Jackie.

The world is our oyster.

It's a fucking Friday.

It is.

So I think I'm going to just like make a ton of loaves I my goal for today is get Hillary Soda a loaf oh I'm leaving at like 12 30.

It's proofing in the fridge.

I just have to, and the oven's preheating.

Like I'm on schedule.

I'm on Target.

Okay.

Because I don't want people to say like, oh, she's the girl who tells everyone she's going to make them a loaf of bread.

And she doesn't do it.

Right.

Yeah.

You're kind of being like the girl who cried loaf.

Yeah.

Who's like, oh, I'll give you a loaf.

Is the loaf in the room with us?

No.

It will be today.

Plus, we're seeing Dana this weekend, so I want to give her a loaf.

Yeah.

There are so many people who've been so supportive of your journey.

And now that you're at this place, you're not going to forget all those who helped you get to where you are.

So you're going to pay it back very, you know, like a celebrity who stays friends with his high school friends.

Yeah.

And I feel like every day there's someone that's like, oh, damn, I should have given them a loaf.

Yeah.

But it's not so easy to give a loaf.

No, but if I start making two loaves at a time, like I'll always have a spare.

An errand spare.

And if I don't have someone to gift it to, we'll eat it.

One thing about us, we will eat it.

We will.

Whatever it is, we will eat it.

It will be consumed by us did you eat anything especially delicious yesterday because i did well we had a really good dinner at the wapak we're getting into a really good group because like it's our second home right we kind of become familiar we know all the local joints and we found like our favorite spot to order dinner from so i had like a big fat dinner it was so good it was the first time i came from the home from the show and i wasn't like hey what was for dinner guys it's 11 o'clock is there a piece of pizza literally I had the, you know, because like you said, though, I did go into the kitchen and there was like some leftover Chinese food and I had string beans.

Like you said, we are sort of locals at this point, extremely familiar with the local spots, and they know us.

They're like, oh, these big fatties at the WAPAC ordered again.

They threw in a dessert.

They thought we might like.

They were right.

I had one of the most delicious desserts I've ever had in my life last night.

And it was creative.

It's called the flower pot.

So it comes in like a terra cotta pot, but because we did take out, we didn't get it.

We got Tepper Rare.

And it's like...

vanilla ice cream, chocolate mousse, and then crushed Oreo on top.

So that when it's all in this terracotta vase, if you will, it looks like a plant.

So it's called the flower pot or whatever.

That shit was so fucking good.

If a dessert has Oreo, crushed or otherwise, I'm nine times out of ten.

I'm going to like it.

But I also, I love a layer.

Like, I guess it's called, it's not a seven-layer cake, but like, it's like a dip.

No, no, a seven-layer cake is like

layers of frostbite.

What's it called?

Like a trifle.

A trifle.

Yeah.

It was a trifle.

But a trifle has like custard and jam.

There was not custard, but it was a trifle.

You know what my favorite like layered trifle dessert vibe is?

Do you know what I'm about to say?

It's like a childhood thing of ours.

No.

Uncle Ross.

Oh, yeah, but like,

sure.

What holiday was that for?

I feel like it was like New Year's.

Maybe, but yeah, I just didn't think that's what you were going to say.

Yeah, and what was in that?

Like, our.

I thought you were going to say something that, like, people could get, you know, like.

No, you can't get it because you don't know why.

It's very special.

You don't know Uncle Ross.

And Uncle Ross is a doctor, and his patients just love Uncle Ross.

And one of the patients every year, like, makes this dessert, and he brings it.

What holiday is it?

Whenever we're there, it's like a holiday we would always be at our cousins for, whatever.

Well, that would be Passover, but is it Christian?

No, it's not Passover.

It's not.

I feel like it was New Year's.

We we low-key did new year's a lot at uncle ross's house and it's this big ass bowl like you never saw a bowl and it's clear so you can see and it literally looks like clear i think it's it has nilla wafers i think it has some sort of pudding some sort of crunchy top like and then it keeps going and going people make stuff like that all the time should we make one drop your favorite trifle recipe i'll make one and what is the word because it's not trifle it's trifle no trifle is a very specific british dish because if you watch friends you know um custard jam and

wafers, custard jam wafers, something like that.

But you can have different kinds of trifle.

Oh, I don't know if you're right about that.

Here.

Oh, a traditional English trifle, right?

And beef sauteed with pizza.

It's a salad, yucky.

Yeah.

Like I said, custard and jam.

50 best trifle recipes.

And like, they're all different vibes.

Oh, yeah.

That's us.

Oh, and that, that's, that, that glass dish you put it in that has a stand is so classic, Uncle Ross.

You need that.

It's so trifle.

It's trifling.

You're a trifling ass hoe, bitch.

Okay.

We are just like a couple of trifling ass hoes.

Like, did you see how short our dresses were this week?

We're hoes.

Mine was actually like the longest it's been.

Yeah, your dress last night was very Brievana Camp Coda.

Like it was very appropriate to the knee.

Sneute.

Sneute.

She's modest.

She is.

We've got a great show.

I feel like the stories are actually going to take a substantial chunk.

So let's not dilly dally too much and let's usher everybody into the weekend in a really sort of

and joyful way.

Yeah, because a swirly summer Friday has got to kick off.

A swirly summer Friday truly hits different.

Yeah, for real.

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Okay, well, our first story is kind of big news of the day, and it's probably affecting you in one way or another.

Okay.

It's what everybody's talking about at the moment.

The name on everybody's lips.

CrowdStrike.

Also, Microsoft.

But it's CrowdStrike software.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

But they work with Microsoft, so it's like bringing Microsoft down.

Microsoft isn't functioning.

Flights have been grounded.

Travelers stranded.

And Portia Airport is completely closed.

My husband's at the airport this morning.

But he did take off.

His original flight was canceled, and then he got on a different flight on a different airline in the morning.

Wait, I didn't know that.

I know.

Well, it all happened like while you didn't share that this morning.

Was he on the plane?

He's good.

Okay.

Like it didn't really, his day is going to be fine.

Right.

But he's very lucky.

He was affected.

I'm like looking at these pictures of the airport, like looking for.

He's there.

He's in the back.

He's literally in those photos.

Of the Guardian JFK, but also like Olivia went to pick up, and this is really where it hits hard.

She went to pick up her Starbucks this morning and she used the app and placed her order.

And then there was a note outside Starbucks that that said like our system is down.

Like get a refund.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Okay.

So like this technology, CrowdSurf, what's it called?

CrowdStrike.

It's a security technology that launched an update overnight, you know, at

classic update overnight your software, but it was faulty.

And so it like fucked up all these like microscopes.

And you wouldn't like all the things that you wouldn't even realize, like the computer at Starbucks.

Right.

Everyone, I guess, uses this company.

Yeah, except I went to CBS and I was able to purchase and I was able to use Apple Pay.

So that was good.

Yeah, because Apple is not slobs like this.

Apple, like seriously, Tim Cook is not a slob like this.

The machine that you like bing to, does that use CrowdStrike?

Like you just, but anyways, it was fine.

I don't know.

It makes you think.

It does.

And like, don't just like think that you could just shop till you drop today.

I know a lot of you guys were planning to.

Do you think that like our business will be affected at all?

Like right now, we haven't used the internet yet.

Like we're just recording.

But when we start uploading to our channels, I know that our podcast like back end is powered by Amazon.

Okay.

They own the company that we use.

Just like a fun fact.

YouTube, I don't know.

I don't think so.

I don't think so either.

What I also take solace in is like anything that goes wrong today.

Oh, like my sourdough didn't rise, CrowdStrike.

Correct.

Like I look fat in these pants.

CrowdStrike.

Blame it on the strike.

You're looking for me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I missed your email.

CrowdStrike.

Correct.

I didn't get your phone call.

CrowdStrike.

Things like this,

I really, I don't want it to affect us because I want to get the episode out in a timely manner.

Of course, that's my number one priority.

We could have literally recorded at three o'clock o'clock today and been like crowd strike.

But like I do feel a little left out.

Oh, well, I feel like Zach's

situation is.

We're part of it.

Yeah, you could also maybe make like Olivia order a coffee just to have it canceled.

Was Olivia devastated?

I wouldn't say she was devastated.

Crestfallen?

It was a bummer.

It's a bummer.

That's a perfect word.

I think for a lot of people whose jobs, like corporate jobs, rely heavily on this technology on a summer Friday, like kind of having this major excuse not to participate in your nine to five, I love that.

Yeah, I think it affected like Offit, Microsoft Office, and all of those things.

So people.

Salesforce, it's like the biggest company.

It's owned by Microsoft, right?

Won't have to like do that sort of work today.

Definitely frustrating for airlines, travelers.

This is also perhaps the biggest cybersecurity outage of all time.

Damn.

So like that's just not good.

I do feel like cybersecurity is like constantly one-upping.

that record of like the biggest breach of all time.

I feel like every time, like that AT ⁇ T thing a couple of weeks ago where like that weird thing happened, like that was the biggest.

it's like they just, this, this record sort of means nothing because someone will break it in a couple of weeks.

I also am just glad that it was a fuck up and not a security.

You know, sometimes these things happen and they never tell us what happened, but it was like your data

hackers.

Like, we're finished.

They have control of the whole grid.

Like, it's over for you.

Party.

Anything you've ever put on the internet is no longer secure.

You're identifying.

At any point, they can just like take it away.

But if this is just a faulty update, like, okay, mistakes happen.

We're all human.

Yeah, no, it's definitely inconveniencing a lot of people.

Like, i had no plans to travel anywhere but like if i was at the airport this day like seriously i would kill someone um but i do then think you know i think this is a kind of a great day to be brian kelly i'm sure he's booked and busy on the news channels i'm sure kelly ripo is calling him up everybody like i wouldn't be surprised to turn on the tv he's on he's on television this is sort of like his day his his super bowl yeah anytime there's like a major crisis like remember recently like southwest their like whole system one town bro who do you who are you gonna call brian kelly well he must be be really busy these days because the airlines are just

always on TV because there's always drama in the aviation space.

Like Boeing.

Boeing could keep

employed for a while.

For a lifetime.

Must be nice.

TV hit after TV hit.

Yeah.

Well, thus far, my life doesn't seem to be like incredibly affected.

So not to make everything about me, I'm happy.

And I feel like the people that I do know that this does affect, like, just don't have to work today.

And I love that.

I have yet to see like a really really upsetting way in which it's affected someone and i hope that it really hasn't like been horrible for anyone well you think about like everyone traveling on a summer friday going to like a wedding or something and maybe not making it that's sad yeah that's not like tragedy devastating that's not i haven't so barring tragedy

we should be okay we will persevere yeah as a country yeah

So if you're dealing with that today, you know, take this whirly summer Friday off.

Definitely use it as an excuse.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Like, you're breaking up.

Crowdserve, crowdserve.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

CrowdNet.

What's it called?

CrowdStrike.

I don't know why.

That's like a strike.

Oh, and the CEO put out a statement.

He addressed the outages.

He said, We're deeply sorry for the impact that we've caused to customers, to travelers, to anyone affected by this.

So apparently, if you work in the tech and software space, like issuing updates is like really a very routine thing.

And it's like a couple of engineers who are responsible.

It usually just like fixes bugs or whatever.

So there's like a handful of people who are solely responsible for this nationwide crisis.

And I can only imagine the mourning that those people are having.

So they have my thoughts and prayers.

Like they're just doing their jobs.

I don't think they're nefarious actors.

Yeah, he said it wasn't a cyber attack.

It was related to this content update.

The system was sent an update and that update had a software bug in it and caused an issue with the Microsoft operating system.

So like one of the engineers coded it wrong and he is probably seriously Pittsville, USA.

Population him.

Yeah, I think that's a fair, like, I don't feel bad that he has a pit today.

No, but like if that were me, like the anxiety.

Did you get fired for that?

Yeah, someone has to get fired for this.

I know, but it's like, you just like, people are allowed to make mistakes at their job.

For sure.

But like, sometimes you make a mistake at your job that's so catastrophic that you lose your job.

It's a fireable offense.

Right.

Yeah.

And I would say this is one of those.

Yeah.

I would say that.

Oh.

I would say that as well.

I would.

I would also say that.

For CrowdStrike, like someone needs to get fired for them to move forward like publicly.

Like heads will roll.

Very much like we need a fall guy.

Like Tom Sandoval did to his lawyer last night.

Yes, exactly.

Do you want to talk about that next?

I mean, I thought it would be a good segue.

It It was a good segue.

Even though it's not the second most important story of the day by any means.

It's not the second story I want to talk about the most, but now.

Let's get it over with because I hate this person.

Now we're in it.

Okay, and now we've said it.

So update from yesterday, Tom suing Ariana for accessing his phone.

Then last night he dropped the lawsuit against Ariana and said, in no way am I suing Ariana.

Okay, well, color us confused.

Tom Sandoval has dropped the lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend, Ariana Maddox, in which he alleged she invaded his privacy and distributed explicit videos of him and Rachel Levis without his permission.

So he on Thursday issued a statement to Instagram announcing that he has fired his lawyer and dropped the suit.

He said that that lawyer had advised him on Tuesday about the cross complaint in the lawsuit against myself and Ariana.

He assured me that the action was customary and strictly preventative in these types of lawsuits and urged me to agree to it.

The words new lawsuit or suing were never articulated to him.

I should have done more of my due diligence on the matter.

Upon realizing what this action actually means, I have removed Matt from my legal team.

In no way am I suing Ariana.

The action against Ariana brought on my behalf is being removed.

I hold no ill will or vindictiveness toward Ariana.

No, I have something to say.

Like, as if I actually couldn't have less respect for this person, this response is so weeny because As we discussed yesterday, like the legal move, like the move of suing, it did make sense.

It is a way to shift blame from what they're being, Ariana and Tom are being sued for X, right?

So Tom suing Ariana really is like a good move to be like, listen, I'm putting blame on her, not on me.

And there kind of is video proof of Ariana allegedly admitting to sending herself those videos.

So I didn't think it was a bad move.

I actually think that lawyer was just doing his job.

Yeah, no, it's a good move in the court, but not in the court of public opinion.

But that's not Tom's lawyer's job to think about.

I am not mad at Tom's lawyer.

Clearly, the court of public opinion right now means more to Tom.

However, he's never going to be the darling.

I think more so that the ire from his castmates is what caused him to split because he can't be on the show if none of them will film with him.

And I think I could just like see Sheena calling him and then he, you know, rescinding on this and backtracking.

I think he'd rather just like pay Raquel and deal with the legal repercussions than have to like go through another season of trying to make inroads with the cast.

For sure.

And I understand why he did, but also at the end of the day, like when the situation is as big as Scandival was and like everything you do to Ariana legally ends up in the press, like you would think he would have paid a little bit more attention to to that phone call with his lawyer.

Yeah, but legal jargon.

I could see him like not listening to legal jargon.

No, for sure, but like not realizing

it would become headline news the next legal thing that they did if it was just like legal minutia.

I think at this point like the stakes are so high every time they do something, it's still like worldwide news.

Like just pay attention, please.

Yeah.

So I guess this is good for Ariana.

People were really upset that he was doing this.

So let's like take back seas two days ago.

Control Z.

Control Z.

like now I feel the way I felt two days ago, which was still apathy.

Right, we're back.

Yeah, we're back to that.

We're back to literally not caring.

I'm so over this, like, I can't really stress the levels at which I am over it.

Yes, is your iPad dying?

No, we're not dying, but it's just not charging.

Oh, that's why.

Well, yeah, sometimes it has to be plugged in in order to charge.

No, it just got loose.

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Great.

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I am.

I really am.

I mean, that.

This is the upsetting news of the day.

Like, seriously, insane moron.

Oh, yeah.

Stupidity.

Adidas is revising their Bella Hadid ad and apologizing for their unintentional reference to the deadly Munich Olympics.

I hate when you unintentionally reference deadly Olympics.

It happens to me all the time.

Like an Olympics where Jews were killed.

Can you, yeah, give like a full backstory.

And Munich is like kind of a blind spot in my, I don't know a ton about Munich.

It's like obviously before my time.

So

for if anyone might be in the same position as me, give us like a full rundown of everything.

So Adidas is now walking back their campaign with Bella Hadid after Backlash.

The company announced that they will be revising their latest ad.

The ad featured Bella Hadid in a coveted classic sneaker from the 70s to honor the 52nd anniversary of the Munich Olympics.

So here's what Adidas thought they were doing.

The 1974 Munich Olympics were the first Olympics held in Germany since World War II.

Got it.

And that was

a really big thing for them.

Okay.

And Adidas is a German company.

We know.

So it's the 50th anniversary of when they held the olympics when they when they got like the privilege back after like being punished for being so fucking crazy right okay i don't know why

i don't know why they thought like the german olympics like were the headline of that when the headline is what happened at the munich olympics right which was that a group of palestinian terrorists kidnapped and held hostage and murdered the israeli wrestling team in a brutal horrible way so first they went into the room they i think at first they killed like the hotel room yeah they killed two members of the team.

They took the rest hostage.

It was like an ongoing hostage thing.

And they wound up.

I mean, they maimed them, dismembered them.

Like, you know what?

Yeah, what

they do.

And then they murdered all of them.

Damn.

So they wanted to commemorate that Olympics and their big, ugly sneaker.

And they thought the best person to do that would be Bella Hadid.

World-renowned anti-Semite.

You couldn't have missed this.

Like, unless you did this.

This is a brain-dead fucking moron working at Adidas, which I think if you have a high-power job there, you can't be that brain-dead.

To me, this is intentional.

To me, this is Balenciaga with the kids.

It's like sometimes these things happening.

Right, sometimes these things happen where I actually can see how, like, maybe someone thought this was a good idea and didn't see what we all ended up seeing.

Like, I felt that way about

the

bumble.

ads about virginity.

Like, I could see them thinking that was funny and not seeing the reaction that it ended up having.

Through like an a lens that might be less obvious.

This, to me, is the same as Balenciaga.

There is no way there wasn't bad mal intent here.

To celebrate the Munich Olympics is just a weird thing to do because nobody remembers anything about the Munich Olympics other than that.

Other than Munich.

Right.

It was a movie.

There's a movie, yeah.

Also, I had said it was the 50th anniversary, which would have made it more commemorative.

It's the 52nd anniversary.

Not a number worth celebrating.

Not a number worth celebrating.

Not a sneaker worth bringing back.

And then the whole campaign is like red.

It's giving blood and it's giving terrorism.

Yeah.

And the sheer fact that the star of this, there are so many things like, well, maybe if they didn't do X, I could see how they thought this was a good idea.

But

the Bella Hadid of it all takes us to a level.

Bella Hadid is like a very, very well-known.

She's lost many, many jobs.

She used to be the face of a lot of major companies and they're sort of dwindling because she's become this polarizing figure who shares the most insane like terrorist propaganda and actual lies on her social media.

And I think it's really affected her career.

So A, her getting an Adidas campaign, these aren't campaigns she really gets that much anymore.

And for it to be this one.

And I think also if Bella Hadid just got a campaign, like,

we're like, whatever, that's a brand.

That's what they want to do.

Right, whatever.

Whatever.

For it to be this campaign, like, it's very terrorist-coded.

It's anti-Semitic coded for sure.

And I feel like when we look at these situations, we're always like, really, to get something past the creative team, the marketing team, the

putting myself in the shoes of a brain-dead moron and say, hmm, I understand how this made it too.

Maybe they didn't see it.

But there's nothing else about this.

There's no other story that they're telling.

52nd Olympics?

And you know, I was just an ugly shoe that looks like all their other shoes.

I was just saying that like Adidas, no, not Adidas.

I was saying like, you know, I've been really tough on Germany with my Holocaust jokes.

And, you know, I feel like in recent years, it's actually, they've actually made a lot of strides in fighting anti-Semitism.

They're really supportive of Israel and bringing the hostages home.

And this is just kind of like a big X in their column for me, you know, Adidas, if you will.

And then they also just have like kind of a murky track record, like with Kanye.

They took like forever to do something about Kanye.

Like, I I don't know, Adidas isn't giving out anything.

No, Adidas for me is over.

Party is over.

Yeah, like once I'm out on

Balenciaga, those bags are always on sale.

And the little ones aren't horrible.

No, I actually really like those, like little bags.

But like, I would never.

Never.

And compared to actually Balenciaga, like, I would sooner buy Balenciaga now than I would Adidas.

Ooh.

That's a good question.

Well, Adidas is so fresh.

And like, not that anybody's asking.

No, no, but I think it's been over

this is the absolute like worst thing thing possible.

There's no even

way I can conceive of like, oh, maybe they missed that.

Like with the images, like it was all just like no, Balenciaga versus Adidas in this moment, it is giving, for lack of a better reference, a Sophie's choice, which as we all know is a very Holocaust-coded term.

I don't know.

This is so fresh, and this is so personal to me, obviously.

This is abhorrent, like truly crazy.

And I don't know, do better in a very literal, unironic way, do better.

And so I do feel like it was intentional, even though they say it's unintentional.

And now they're kind of walking it back.

They took down the pictures of her on social media, but they still have the like campaign up and she's still in the pictures on their website.

By the way, she's the problem

was going on.

But the campaign itself is a problem too.

Bella adds to the fuel to the fire, but the whole thing is bad.

It's not just Bella.

When you say Munich Olympics, like it's just the murder, like the murder.

That's a story.

You need to watch that Steven Spielberg movie.

Yeah.

Because I don't know a lot about it, but it's just like a part of history that I obviously need to be more educated on.

It's so upsetting.

I know.

And we're supposed to be excited about the Olympics and you have to bring it back to Munich.

Like, seriously, who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

And on the 52nd anniversary, like, who gives a fuck?

Objection relevance?

No, literally.

And I guess like if you wanted to wait, wait eight years because in four years, the next Olympics and then a fourth is the 60th.

Like if you had to.

So you went out of your way, given like record high anti-semitism.

You wanted to join in on like the watermelon anti-Semitism social media party.

Congratulations.

you played yourself, bitch.

Yeah, and it's so intentional that I'm like, oh, why are they even backtracking?

Like, this is what they intended to put out.

You couldn't have missed it.

So, like, you know what?

Like, double down.

Like, stand, like, have a spine.

Yeah.

Hate.

Oh, my God.

I don't, by the way, I don't even own anything Adidas.

So, like, this is not hard for me.

Yeah.

I'm much more of a Nike

supporter.

I don't think I own anything Adidas, but if I

trash.

Trash.

I hate you with my whole fucking pussy, bitch.

So crazy.

No, really.

Like, so crazy.

So,

it's so stupid that I just don't think it's stupidity.

That's how I feel.

Right.

No, no.

It's

getting intent.

No one could be that stupid.

Sometimes it's like intent versus impact, right?

Like, you never intend to have, like, let's say you're doing a campaign or whatever it is, and you never intend the impact that it ends up having.

And, and.

You didn't see it turning out this way.

And like, I can actually really understand that.

And that's why I'm really never one to be like, I hate you, do better in like a real way.

This to me is so clear.

Like the intent was hatefulness.

Yeah.

That I hate you right back.

I'm a big customer to lose, bitch.

Yeah.

And I'm fat as fuck.

So like my sneakers wear out really quickly.

I buy a lot of sneakers.

Yeah.

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Our next story: the love triangle/slash feud that I never saw coming.

Aurora Culpo is blasting bitter and petty Bethany Frankl for revealing her breakup from Paul Burnham.

To me, this is the more interesting part of the saga.

Like, because Aurora v.

Bethany.

Bethany versus Aurora v.

Paul.

Like, okay, whatever.

These don't work out.

And also, she just had like nice things to say about each other.

Boy, respect each other.

Like, there's a T.

Drag her.

Here it is.

So Aurora shared in her podcast that she was put in a position to respond because of how the Real Houses of New York City star aired the details of her personal personal life.

She said, Quote, PSA, guys, it's not a good look to announce the breakup of your ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.

It looks petty, it looks bigger, and it's not your story to tell, but she did.

That is a factual statement.

She also had suggested that he dumped her in part because she discussed him on her podcast, despite wanting to remain anonymous.

She said, You got to let me know that you don't want to be spoken about at all.

Otherwise, I can't really help it if you don't remain anonymous anymore.

And I can't really take responsibility for the way that people in your past might feel about the way I talk about my anonymous boyfriend on my podcast.

Yeah.

Paul, I feel like is always like about anonymity and not wanting to be famous.

Like, why does he only date famous women?

I don't know.

I don't think he's all about anonymity because he's also a producer.

But I do think like to talk about the relationship in its infancy like that.

Well, that's just superstition.

Like, I would never.

Yeah.

And it would,

it would, it's just.

It puts a big spotlight on something that's like not matured.

But I feel like she wasn't talking, like, we didn't know she was talking about him until that paparazzi picture of that which was out of her control right and it all happened at the same time and then all of a sudden like he's headline news and i don't think he ever wants to want that yeah but she also detailed the way that they got together she told her listeners that he reached out to do a podcast with her after hearing her talk about a former relationship they had meetings over zoom and ultimately hit it off wait a podcast like episode or he wanted to produce a podcast for her i think maybe he wanted to go on her podcast or

have her on his so yeah it's like i just want to say he sounds like hella toxic.

No, it's just a little confusing because it's like, okay, so you like that I podcasting, you like what I say, and I talk about how we met, but now it's a little too real for you.

Correct.

Yeah.

Confusing.

So

she,

Bethany had said on her podcast that it was gutting to witness her ex move on with a much younger woman.

She also believed Aurora learned a lot after speaking publicly of the new romance because it cost her the relationship.

No, Bethany is so wrong for this.

Like, seriously.

And it does, Aurora's right.

Like, it does make Bethany look like this bitter ex.

Because, like, say what you want, Aurora is not like some 17-year-old bimbo.

Like, she's a smart, successful mother.

Like, that's

like, really, like, that was a good match for him.

Right.

And so, and, like, it was a, it was a serious move, not like a rebound sort of fling.

So, I imagine it was difficult for Bethany to see that.

Yeah.

And it's somebody, like Bethany said, not me, younger.

Yeah.

Who's also, I think, very similar to Bethany.

Yeah, like, outspoken, strong woman.

Yeah, mother.

Right.

Opinionated.

Right.

And so that, like, hurts.

Yeah.

It was like, I liked you, but just control

things.

Yeah.

Right.

So

I stand with Aurora.

I stand with Aurora.

Yeah.

And it's because I like Aurora, but also like objectively in the situation.

Like Bethany was wrong for that.

Like seriously, like, it also, I'm surprised.

But Bethany's always doing things that I, like, I would never do.

And like making herself look like a little.

And just like speaking on things that she has no business speaking on.

She's not going to be able to.

And especially in this situation, she could have just let the chips fall where they may.

Right, right.

I mean, it's always best to let the chips fall where they may.

And I still think like Aurora and Paul could have made it work.

Well, there might be hope for them yet.

But Aurora keeps saying like it wouldn't have worked anyway.

I want more kids.

I don't want to close that door.

However, I think like if they were true lovers and like she wanted more kids, like and he would be like, sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like not even a big deal for you to have more kids.

Like it's not like you're carrying them and doing 90% of the work.

So just like.

So I think they could have made it work.

Well, if their circumstances were maybe once all this like drama fizzles down, like right now it's too high stakes, it's like this is exactly what he didn't want, right?

So let's give it some time and maybe he'll like miss Aurora.

Right.

His bed will feel empty.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I'm looking forward if they don't get back together and get married and have kids.

I'm looking forward to seeing who they both get together with.

They're both, we should add them to the list of singles.

Like they're both really eligible.

They're really eligible.

You know, well-connected.

And let me see if I have anyone for them.

Oh, yeah.

Aurora and Joe Manchinello.

Chloe.

Paul Burnett.

He wants kids.

He's seeing someone.

Oh, right, right.

That just doesn't work for me.

I know, because it's like a no-name.

I have it.

And I actually think they would be perfect.

Aurora and Elon.

Oh, my God.

I can't with you.

Aurora and Elon, you guys.

I actually do think it's

perfect.

I think they

are very free thinking.

They align politically.

Yeah.

No, and also just...

Spiritually.

Out of the box.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if she eyes a Tesla.

Totally.

It's actually like not a a bad call.

It's not a bad call.

Love her.

Yeah.

But I seriously, I don't, I don't really wish that for her.

I think it's a tough life being like one of Elon's girls.

It is.

And I would know from his book.

No, from his father's father.

That he's like a very toxic partner.

Yeah, he's not like thoughtful or like helpful or

no.

He's just kind of like in and out.

Calicious.

He's working on his rockets.

Yeah, no, it's like you have a day, night.

Zoom.

We're going to the moon.

Yeah, I don't think it's like a whirlwind romance.

You're getting swept off your feet by people.

Well, I think there is sometimes some of that, but like not enough to justify the rest of it.

Correct.

Like he doesn't take vacations.

He sounds like you're speaking from experience.

No, like from the book.

Not from your whirlwind romance with Elon?

No, like

I think there's like a vacation sometimes, but he doesn't even own a home.

Right.

No, so it's like we're just like crowdsurfing.

He's literally his shack next to the rocket.

Like, is that what you want?

That's so Elon.

That's so Elon.

Okay, well, you're.

I just want to say that couldn't be me if I had as much money as Elon, but I know you guys know that.

Of course we know that.

And like he sleeps on his friends couches could not be me if i was a billionaire or even like you know

a multi multi multi-millionaire yeah are you ready for our fifth and final story yeah a little more splitsville news oh no dubai i love this story dubai princess divorces her husband via savage instagram message seemingly accusing him of cheating now like normally we wouldn't really be covering like royal like it's not royals that we know you know royal divorce news but the sleigh

the absolute evisceration from this queenie, or shall I say, princess?

Yes, it was an evisceration, and she is the daughter of Dubai's current ruler.

So she is the royal in this royal marriage.

Got it.

So he's just like an outsider who's been philandering.

Back to being a commoner.

Love that.

But I do think she wouldn't act this, she wouldn't have done this if she wasn't like the royal with her position secured.

Like if she was going to be

right.

So yeah, he lost his title.

Right.

And everything.

She took to Instagram with a savage post aimed at her ex-husband.

Now she wrote, quote, dear husband, as you are occupied with other companions, I hereby declare our divorce.

I divorce you, I divorce you, and I divorce you.

Take care, your ex-wife.

Absolutely savage.

For me, like I was like eating up every second of this story, but I also had to put my detective goggles on.

And I know you guys are always going to say, Turtle, you always just jump to this conclusion, but I do think her use of the word companion, a gender-neutral term, was extremely intentional.

And I do feel like perhaps he is cheating on her and is gay.

That's just the vibe that I got.

Yeah.

I know with like dear toasters, I'm always jumping to like your husband's gay.

I just think it's an option.

The companion was a very,

I think, intentional word.

Yeah, because it could have been a more, it could be, you know, better.

You could have said you're.

Yeah.

No, she was obviously like taking the high road.

She's so classy, by the way.

And now that she's on my radar, I think I need to follow her on Instagram.

I'm sure she obviously her content.

I mean, the rich people in Dubai are always like doing the most with bags and cars.

And like, I just think we would like that.

And she's a new mama, which that makes it a little bit sad.

Yeah.

A lot of it, but she has a two-month-old, but clearly she's doing things on her own terms.

I'm sure she has a royal household.

Like, she'll be okay.

Her royal household is definitely in order.

Yeah.

I just feel like now, now that I know her, I can't unknow her.

And I need to start following her.

Yeah.

Because she obviously, like you said, is a new mom, very wealthy, but she's also a savage.

Yeah.

And I loved this.

And I don't know him.

I don't even know his name.

I don't care to know his name.

He is so irrelevant to me.

Yeah.

I loved every.

Cast out of the castle.

No, like seriously.

Like out on his ear.

I would love to know like what sort of family he came from and like what his it couldn't have been nothing.

Right.

Because even like Kate Middleton, who's like a commoner, was like an extremely upper class lady.

She went to the same private school that

the King of England went to.

The same college, yeah.

St.

Andrews, yeah.

Yeah.

So she's fine is what I'm saying.

And I'm sure he is too.

Yeah, he probably comes from something, but now he's in disgrace.

I just always forget that there are other royals.

Like to me, like the royals is the UK, but there's literally all over obviously dubai but like spain greece i just like i don't know these i don't forget about like the other european royals so to say but they're just constantly like minimizing their role and just getting themselves out of the game yeah in europe like none of them really i mean none of them do have the

clout that the british royal family does and like the global fame No, yeah, because they've all, they've just sort of like, I feel like, because the British royal family is like always just saying, like, we're not going anywhere.

Like, fuck y'all, you bitches.

Like, we're not changing.

On the one hand, it's like, damn, why won't you change?

And on the other hand, it's like, well, they're still there.

And then all the ones who did, you know,

like demote themselves along the way, objection relevance.

So true.

Sustained.

But it must be nice to be a royal with like no real responsibility, no real like power.

But like you're still famous and like you don't have to work.

So yes, but I think it's very expensive to be a royal, like the homes and everything.

and I think you have like all of these like huge tax properties and like then you have to get to work.

Yeah, that was like Caroline Fleming on Ladies of London.

Like her family is royal of Denmark.

Or maybe who's Caroline Fleming?

She was a princess of Denmark.

She was living in London.

She was like had a very free spirit.

She was very lovely.

Did she have two little kids?

I think so, but I don't think they were on the show.

Ladies of London was not real.

And honestly, they ate with that casting.

Like Caroline Fleming, like you said, former Princess of Denmark, like that's a real coat.

Don't get me started on Caprice.

My favorite reality star of all time, Caroline Sanberry.

Yeah, I know I remember this story.

Also, Juliet.

She is a real Earl.

She's an Earl's wife.

She's not Julie, Juliet, the fashion star.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She moved to Baxter.

She was American.

Yeah.

But Julie Montague, who was like really royal, even though she's the American Viscountess.

Yeah.

They did a very good job.

Like, there's not one flop.

No, there's not.

But I mean, in terms of like aristocracy, they really did a good job getting, because that's like the problem with these shows is like when you go to even like the real houses in New York, the true women who like you would imagine to be the real houses in New York is really wealthy.

They would never do it.

They would never do it.

They have too much to lose and they think that it's like tacky and taboo.

With Ladies of London, they got exactly who they needed to get.

That Annabelle, Alexander McQueen's muse.

Yeah.

Caprice, who was like this major star in the UK, they really.

Well, also getting like some people who were desperate and would risk it all.

Noel.

Noel, correct.

It was a great show.

Yeah.

I feel like all roads lead back to Ladies of London.

If you're on the right path.

That's that.

Those were five amazing stories.

And that's really rare for me to say on a Friday.

Well, thank you, Turkey.

You did good.

We have...

An amazing weekend ahead, and we've got another live show next week.

So we just kind of like need to start our recharge.

Recharge, rejuvenate, replenish.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Exactly.

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