Love Island Recap: Monday, July 22nd, 2024

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

Slur.

Slur.

Happy Monday of Swirly Summer.

Better.

Better.

Oh my god, we need to forgot to put on lipstick.

You talk.

I just look like seriously sick.

Me talk?

Well, I'm proud and pleased to usher you into this wonderful week of swirly summer.

It's on and popping.

I feel as though Turdy and I had a very swirly weekend and we're so excited to share with the class all of our swirly adventures.

But I hope all of you had a wonderful weekend and are ushering this Monday in on the right foot.

You know, it's all you can hope for in a swirly summer week.

That's the truth.

We have a major week coming up because we have this fabulous show, The Toast, if you're listening.

Hey, how you daring?

And we have another GSNO live show at the Huapak this week.

So we are just really making the most of swirly summer.

We're moving next week, which I feel like one of those vloggers that's like, we're moving.

Moving vlog.

I'm back.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my god, it's just been a morning.

What were we saying?

That

this major weekend swearly summer.

We've got our last Gizno.

We've got our last Gizno.

We had a wonderful weekend, which we'll talk about.

And that we're moving next week.

And this is our last week in this moldy house, this here studio.

We should be like influencers who tease.

We're moving.

Okay, Jade Roper Tolbert.

I was talking about Jade Roper Tolbert at the live show because the Roperitol Bears are moving.

They live in California right now.

And she was doing like a couple videos being like, we're moving.

And I was really invested.

Like, where are they moving?

I like knowing when when and where people move especially people with families like oh where are we settling down where are we putting down roots and they're moving back to kansas city which is where they came from five years ago i want to know like why i think they're moving to kansas yeah i threw in the city yeah yeah yeah and i could understand why someone would move to kansas city these days like i would that's something that i will proudly but you need to work on

oh i'm owning okay kansas kansas city it's always going to be a little bit of a mystery for me oh i agree with that and i've actually been to kansas city and I love it.

And I think you would seriously like be so happy.

I'm sure I would.

So yeah, we're moving.

We're moving.

They're moving back to Kansas.

Like, I actually would like a moving vlog from them.

Yeah.

Well, you will not be getting a moving vlog from us because there is so many balls in the air with just like moving houses, gizno.

We're headed back to New York City in a week as well because we have two more shows at the Beacon Theater.

It's kind of like awkward, like going back to New York.

Like, I don't know New York.

Hey, how y'all doing?

We'll be in our studio for one day.

Oh, I didn't even think about that.

That's fun.

Yeah, that is going to be a nice change of pace.

I actually don't know if we are able to.

I stole all this equipment.

I think there's a new functional studio in New York.

Is this our camera from New York?

We have a bunch of extras.

This is an extra camera.

These lights are rented.

It's more the microphones.

Well, we could podcast from anywhere.

Yeah, we could also just like rent a studio.

Oh, yeah, let's go do a fancy studio.

Those are things we'll need to figure out.

Let's do fancy.

We are fancy.

We are fancy.

So, Gizno is coming up this week.

What is that, Thursday?

I wanted to share something that happened to us this weekend.

I think we should talk about it.

Okay, a lot of things happened.

The one thing in particular, and I feel like it's not even on your radar of things to share on the toast.

Okay.

We've been getting a lot of pushback, a lot of sort of flack?

Flack for not watching Love Island.

Okay, I accept that.

Here's the thing.

If I were in a different time in my life, and maybe if we weren't together, I would have watched Love Island because I like Love Island.

I watched the bad seasons.

I watched the seasons nobody watched.

And I actually, so yeah, and so did you.

But we're just like enjoying time together, wholesome things.

Like we're not sitting in front of the TV for hours on end.

Like no shade to you, but shade.

You've watched 50 hours of television and we haven't.

Yeah, no, and it's like summer.

We're outside like till the break of dawn.

We're touching grass.

Yeah, and not only that, this weekend, we like, it was Friday night.

We were like, okay, the kids are down.

The TV is on.

Let's watch something.

And we put on Love Island.

I advocated for it.

Except I feel like, because there's no better feeling than when you're seriously in Love Island.

Yeah, no, of course.

And like, I can't lie.

Like, I feel jealous.

Everybody's like talking about this one thing.

And

I'm sure it's amazing.

We watched the first five minutes.

And like, the, not to be like such a grandma.

And I'm not like this.

I'm not even like clutching my pearls ever.

I saw like four buttholes.

Like it was so much ass.

And I was like, wait, this is what people are watching.

And like, I didn't understand why there was so much slow-mo ass clapping.

Like, it was just bizarre.

I didn't know that that was the vibe of the show.

And I love to clap my ass.

And I love to see others clap their ass.

I just, I wasn't prepared for that.

And I don't know if that was like the vibe with like the family-friendly energy we were sort of harnessing in the living room.

So 10 minutes, like it's not going to be something we're going to watch during the day with like kids passing through.

It was just not wholesome.

And it's a weird way to open the show.

And it hasn't been like that in seasons past.

Remember, Shannon and Josh came on the toast?

Like, literally, are they still together?

From the season of Love Island, USA, that not one singular person watched except for us.

Yeah.

Like, I understand why Love Island is popular.

And I'm so glad that the USA one is having a moment because they've kind of been dogged in the community for not being as good as UK.

Yeah.

But yeah, like

we tried and we felt weird like all watching it together.

That's really

the ass.

At the end of the day, like we felt weird watching it.

However, like I'm sure it's still really good.

And also the first few episodes of any Love Island are really slow and hard to get into because the best people aren't there yet.

And people, like, it's very slow.

And you have to give it that time.

And we couldn't give it that sort of time.

No, and we were never going to even make a dent in the amount of episodes we would need to watch to be prepared for what happened on the finale last night.

Like, we were never going to be caught up.

So I just sort of like gave up, but we tried.

And like, let's say this.

What have we watched while we've been here for almost a month?

We have watched four episodes of Lessons in Chemistry.

Loving it, by the way.

That's, you know.

a family-friendly show.

And that was on the content list.

So finally, like the content list, I always keep a list of good things to watch with the family that are actually never good.

Oh, DCC was also on it.

DCC was, yes.

Okay, so we watched DCC and we've watched, like, we've watched nothing.

And let me say this.

The Olympics are starting this week.

I can't watch anything except the Olympics.

Like I will be back on my TV shit.

The TV will be on 24-7 starting Saturday, opening ceremonies.

We got to have like a watch party.

Also, you guys can take solace in knowing that probably in eight months I'll watch Love Island U.S.

So if you want to hear my thoughts, stay tuned for that.

That's definitely exciting.

Yeah, that's definitely exciting.

But it's frustrating that I can't watch like with Twitter.

Like I'll only get the tweets from the last episode.

No, I know.

There is something to be said about, like, no matter if it's a good piece of content or not, about watching something with the rest of the world.

Right.

It's so fun.

There's also something to be said.

Like, Zach and I watched Love Island UK season five, the one, Molly Mae, last year.

Right.

And it was just us.

And we were like in this world.

And it was us against the rest of the world.

And it was also a beautiful experience.

Yeah, there's something to be said for that experience.

And there's so much had happened.

Like, is Maurice still with this person?

Like, we were able to really know how the chips fell.

How the chips fell.

Like, who was lying?

Yeah.

Who was really in a real relationship.

So I'm excited for Love Island, Jackie's version.

So all's that to say, hope, you know, whatever other podcast you listen to is talking about what happened on Love Island because we're not.

No, we're not.

But we will let you know when and where you can get a free Krispy Kreme.

Right.

And how many other shows can say that?

Yeah.

True.

How many other shows can say that?

And we'll also let you know that we went to the Luke Homes concert this weekend.

Oh, that's right.

If you listened to the episode on Friday, it was kind of like a will they, won't they?

Yeah.

And they did.

We did.

We took the journey.

It was about a two and a half hour car ride which like in hindsight doesn't seem so crazy but in the moment it was really crazy no and also with the option for traffic that could have made it a four-hour car ride yeah and if you know the landscape of like new york tri-state area like you know how out of the way like there's no normal way to get to where we needed to go yeah but we did it but we did it and let's say this greatest decision ever made yeah we needed it i and i have this feeling feels like nostalgic to me because i had the same sort of feelings the last time i saw luke when me and margo um spent the weekend in boston to to see his last tour.

Just

awe,

just gratitude.

And, you know, I hate to do this, but every time anyone talks about Luke Homes, like you always are comparing naturally Morgan Wallen.

Same with like Taylor Swift and Beyonce.

It's like annoying you can't talk about Beyonce.

They're bringing up Taylor Swift, you can't talk.

But with that one, I actually feel like they're on the same level.

And it's not like a disrespectful comparison.

It's a little annoying.

It's not disrespectful.

I came on this show after I saw Morgan Wallen at the same exact stadium at MetLife.

And what did I say?

I said, meh.

And I think we really need to stop comparing Luke and Morgan Wallen.

And honestly, like, justice for Lainey Wilson, because Morgan Wallen shouldn't have won Entertainer of the Year.

Like, now, you know what I mean?

Like, he,

not to keep comparing the two, and I'm going to get to Luke in a moment, but seeing Luke, like, you really see what a country concert at that stadium can look and feel like.

And there was no drama.

There was no pyrotechnics.

There weren't like crazy graphics.

It was just a band.

Yeah.

And a couple of screens.

Man and his band.

And everybody, you know, in their red cups.

Like, that was literally it.

It was so spectacular.

Jackie, you had not seen Luke Homes live.

So literally the saints he like blew up.

Right.

Everyone was like, when's the last time you saw him?

And I don't think I've ever seen him as a headliner.

Right.

We saw him at Madison Square Garden, which obviously sounds like la-dee da.

He was opening for Jason Aldean.

Correct.

Now Jason Aldean would probably open for him.

Right.

And that was in 2018.

Wow.

So I think that's the last time that I saw him.

And

so much has happened since.

So I've really just been waiting to see him again.

And this was my chance.

And I'm so glad we took it like one because I got to see Luke and I got you know now I don't have that hanging over my head

um but two it was just even though I feel like so burnt out and like tired and I have like no energy so it's like why am I gonna go do like an eight hour concert day it was eight hours it was good for the soul a thousand percent I needed it you know you filled her cup I filled my cup yeah no I feel set for like a few years now it was spectacular and you know I'm usually like I'm the type of concert goer who like literally shows up if they're if the headliner's going on at 9 30 I'm there at 929 but we got there early because yeah we hung out backstage with Luke.

We did meet and greet.

And we also went to

Jordan David Davis.

We just had, we had like people to see, you know, elbows to.

Hands to shake.

And then we ended up getting there early enough to see Jordan Davis.

And I just want to say, like, let's have a moment for Jordan Davis.

It was incredible.

I think I might be like a big Jordan Davis fan.

I didn't realize how many songs that I knew and how much like I love him.

And he's really, that's the thing about country.

It's like you can go to a concert and you just feel like you have headphones on.

Enjoy music.

Yeah.

And everybody sings good.

Everybody sings live.

Like, it literally sounds like iTunes.

It sounds like Spotify.

It sounds just like the recorded version.

It's like a nice thing about country music.

And Jordan Davis, I really felt like I was just like putting my headphones on, listening to his Spotify playlist.

Yeah, well, Jordan Davis sings one of my favorite songs of this decade for sure by Dirt.

The thing is, I don't really know his other songs, which is crazy.

I didn't realize how many songs I do know.

Slow dance in a parking lot.

Next thing you know.

You know that one.

Oh, yes, yes.

But also, as Luke's manager was saying to us when we were chatting, that every single note in Luke's show, every song, every track is played live.

Like there's no background track, there's no piece of music that's coming from anywhere but the people on stage.

And I think that's really impressive.

And it shouldn't be, because that's literally the whole point of a concert.

But yes, nobody these days does.

like a true, true, true live show.

Luke is such a star, such a showman.

And he's not this guy who's like bursting with like personality.

Like you wouldn't think like just based on on on him like that he would have the ability to seriously dazzle a hundred thousand people because he's just sort of this humble countryman and he so is that like he has this star quality this it factor this pizzazz he's so funny his vocal abilities are beyond like seriously and when you think about how hard his songs are to sing because they're these he has you know the sort of like pop acoustic ones that everybody knows like one number away in hurricane but some of his like where the wild things are cold as you they require like screaming yeah and it was 100 degrees oklahoma oklahoma it was 1000 degrees in the stadium um the show was two hours long like you said no background just luke it was so impressive he's such and when you just like then think about like the man who does this is just like such a regular guy such a just a dad you know a husband a son a fisherman a hunter if you will it's inspiring yeah It was an inspiring evening.

Thank you to Sony Nashville that made it just a dream night.

Dream come true.

Dream come true.

We vlogged the entire experience.

So if you aren't able to make it to a Luke concert and you want to see like bits and pieces of, I think like actually high quality iPhone footage, we did a vlog of the entire journey, me, Jackie, and Ben.

We did the car rides where we loaded into this car.

Not well.

Honestly, the vlog is hysterical.

You really get the essence of like our experience, bits of the concert, not like giving too much away or anything.

Luke like in the vlog.

Luke in the vlog.

Luke in the vlog.

LI-TV.

Livvy Dunn in the vlog.

Yeah.

Everybody's like, is that Livy Dunn in the bathroom?

And I think it was Livy Dunn in the bathroom.

It was Livy Dunn in the bathroom.

I realized after the fact.

Yeah.

So, yeah, just like, you know, hobnobbing with big country stars.

Yeah, using things.

Just usings.

So I'm glad we went.

So we needed that like break.

I took a monster nap.

I don't know what you were going to say.

We all took a nap yesterday.

We were broke and we got home at one in the morning and we were like anteing and mothering all day long.

And I sat down on the couch.

And next thing I know, I'm...

Next thing you know, I'm dead asleep.

I'm drooling.

Yeah, I took a nap at scheduled nap time.

So necessary.

Then woke up.

We went to the farm.

We're a couple of farmers.

She could be a farmer in those clothes.

And it was a great swirly weekend.

Yeah.

In a swirly summer.

And it's kind of a, it was a great kickoff to another swirly week.

Yeah.

So stories today.

Stories are good.

Random.

Good.

Cool.

Cool.

Like major celebs.

I feel like I'm saying this every day.

I know.

Anyone else?

Like, we're living through history.

It's kind of weird.

And what's also crazy, not to make it about us, but like we are documenting ourselves in this moment in history.

We're documenting what?

Ourselves.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, that's kind of like the more interesting part, if you ask me.

It's not like we're talking about the history, really, but at least one day, like when our kids and grandkids are like, what were you doing during this time that I'm reading about in my history textbook?

We were just being swirly on a couch.

We were falling out of coconut trees talking about swirly summer.

Going to Lucon.

Going to the farm.

Going to the farm.

It's so true.

So yeah, like not one major pop culture story.

Yeah, because I feel like it's that time of year where like like celebs are headed to Positano.

There are a couple like times throughout the year where there's no celebrity news.

Like Christmas time is obviously one of those.

And I think like late July, early August is like celebrity vacation time.

Like they go to Christmas.

Cobb.

So it's starting to slow down.

Thankfully, we are oozing with personalities.

Crisis are going away.

That's more of it.

Yeah.

Like one thing I, but you can count on for sure is like we will probably be talking about Kelly Rippa in August because she never stops.

Yeah.

Her public says never go on break.

No, and she's still doing her show because she knows what it's like to do a show every day.

Cure Act.

Wait, this like wasn't a story, but did you see like that awkward interview that went viral with the new bachelorette, Jen, I think her name is?

I was about it.

I watched it.

It was really weird.

Who was she doing an interview with?

Kelly.

Oh, yeah.

She was on the Kelly show.

Not Kelly Clark, the one's the show called?

Live with Kelly and Mark, but I think maybe someone was subbing in for Mark.

Whatever.

The man wasn't of consequence.

And Kelly was like...

First of all, it was giving, like, you know how we now sit back and watch like Diane Sawyer interview Lindsay Lohan being like such a crazy bitch misogynist?

It was giving like someone will watch this interview because she was like, really?

That's how you want to go meet a man, like, on TV.

I guess, like, the current bachelorette went to medical school or something.

So, being like, Don't you think it'd be better if you like stuck in medical school?

Like, really fucking, like, weird.

She like came aggressive at this girl.

And this girl had the most fire response to Kelly.

She was like, Where'd you meet your husband?

They literally met on a TV set.

They met on TV.

And she was like, Didn't you meet your husband on TV?

And like, look, it's worked out well for you.

Like, your marriage is great.

And Kelly was like, Well, no, it was like different.

Like, we actually met.

Like, okay, she fucking got you, bitch.

Like, damn.

Kelly came out swinging for like for no reason, knowing damn well she actually Loki had like a skeleton in her closet as well.

No, it's just like pot kettle.

Pot kettle, you're black.

You are literally black.

Yeah.

So that happened.

Not a story, but it just came across my desk and I made me need to talk about it because you know nothing happens in the Kelly Rippa universe that doesn't make its way.

Make its way to me.

Yeah.

Which is something I deeply regret, you know, having

having like

that being like one of your buckets of things that people send

away.

Yeah.

Yeah, and I don't regret Kelly's Mindless News because it needed to be said.

But having become like some sort of spokesperson for like Kelly Wilson.

Like a repository isn't like something I love.

Yeah.

So I don't know how we got here and I would love to get out.

Yeah.

I get a lot of that.

You know, how many times in my life have I gotten that?

Like fuck around and find out meme sent to me.

Yes.

And like it still gets sent.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right now I'm in the I'm in the bucket of for a while.

It was like lawn otter SVU.

People don't associate me with SVU anymore.

Now anytime there's like a Kamala edit, like oh yeah, that's where I'm at right now.

That and sourdough.

Oh, well, of course.

But sourdough, I feel like people share that with you because, like, they think it would be helpful.

Yeah, but they send me like the most viral ones.

Like, someone made like a flower, whatever.

It's really nice, but it's like, I've seen it because I'm deep in the.

I've seen it.

Yeah.

My husband sends me the craziest sourdough videos, and I'm like, do you want me to make that?

It's like sourdough, mac, and cheese.

Yucky.

Yucky.

But I've got two loaves proofing right now: cinnamon, raisin, no walnuts this time, and plain.

I'm like, per se, I'm just not about the cinnamon or anything.

No, I know, but people really liked it, and I wanted to give it a fair

chance because I knew the mistakes of your sofa.

So let's see how it goes.

So fair, safer.

So fair, safer.

Claudia

Faire.

And I will say, though, even to Ben Saufer.

True.

Very correct.

Even though August is like a slow celebrity time, we will have a lot of stories from the Olympics, which I'm really looking forward to.

Yeah.

Like, I feel like I know we say this every week, like Swirly Summer will really begin.

Like, once the Olympics are just playing in the background of the house 24-7.

Yeah.

And, you know, worst case scenario, we could always watch what's on TV, like Love Island or whatever else is on.

The thing is, like, I'm at the part of my summer where, like, if I'm not outside, like, I'm wearing a bathing suit right now.

Like, I.

Oh, my God, you are.

I wake up every day.

He's like, I'm wearing a tennis dress.

I want to be outside.

And then I play pickleball later.

Like, it's really.

Oh, have fun.

It's outdoorsy.

It's fun.

Yeah, I actually meant to ask if you wanted to come, but like, it's just hard to get you out of the house.

It's not like it's not a kid's thing, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was going to ask if you and Zach want to play doubles.

He would love that.

It's a couple minutes away.

Four o'clock?

We'll think about it because he would love that.

Whatever.

All that stuff.

As would I, as would I.

I like wake up every day being like, I'm going to get 10 today.

I want to be active.

I really don't spend a lot of time, except yesterday when I fell asleep on the couch.

I don't spend a lot of time like liaising inside.

So if I am just like liaising inside, it's going to be for something good like the Olympics.

And it's like, I don't want to get sucked into something that makes me want to turn on the TV every minute of the day and I'm thinking about the TV.

Correct.

So anyways, it's very anti-television.

So that's just sort of our 20-minute explanation on why we're not watching Love Island.

And take it or leave it.

I hope you understand.

I hope you understand.

And if you don't, you know, then you've not experienced a real swirly summer yet.

Although it is such a travesty that there is a show going viral and one of the characters who I think is at the helm of a lot of the drama is named Kaylor.

Yeah.

That's a name that obviously means a lot to us.

And

that's definitely tragic.

Yeah.

No, it's

not ideal.

No.

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Just an honor, like seriously, just to be here and to be nominated.

Our first story is a little Luke Homes news, actually.

What is our king getting up to?

So our king, not the night that we were there, the first night, brought out Glenn Powell and his Twisters co-stars to shotgun beers on stage.

So this was kind of surprising.

We, Jackie and I in the Car Ride Home spoke a lot about the Twisters' influence on Luke Hombs' career because...

You know, Twisters tapping Luke Homes for a song makes sense.

You know, it's a movie about Oklahoma, and Luke kind of the king of the south.

And also, if you look at the Twisters album, like everyone is on the country.

It's very country.

Everyone who's anyone is on it.

However, I don't think any song has gotten as big as...

Oklahoma.

It's really good.

So much so that Luke played it both nights.

And the thing about these stadium tours is like if you're an OG, OG fan, you're not going to be hearing deep cuts.

The set list, it's very Eristor-coded.

It's going to be, you know, the 22, I knew you were trouble.

It's going to be the classic Luke songs that everyone really knows from the radio.

The OG fans, you're not hearing like the deep, deep cuts.

So for Oklahoma to be on the set list, which is a song that came out a month ago, was shocking.

And it was part of the encore for us, at least, which is also surprising.

But then I was saying, like, Oklahoma's right now the number five song in the country, all genre.

The album's the number one album, and the movie is huge.

So, I, and also, I'm happy to hear it.

It also played, it sounds so nice in a stadium.

Like, it's wild.

Yep.

The night before, he always does a shotgun with someone of import at the show, and he brought out the cast of Twisters.

That includes Glenn Powell, Daisy Edgar Jones, and Anthony Ramos.

Okay, like this movie feels so off-brand for Daisy Edgar Jones.

Does anybody else feel that?

I didn't know she was in it until she was on stage with Luke Holmes and

like glad

for people

to live.

Yeah.

And do.

And to be.

Why was Daisy Edgar Jones on stage with Luke Holmes?

No, and so after watching Entrage, like I do understand, like, you know, in a movie star's career, the trajectory to like top-level fame, like you have to do these like big studio hits.

And Twisters is like Daisy Edgar Jones's.

Kind of feel like Margaret Margaret Robbie got to where she is She was in that like suicide squad thing like you have to have like a blockbuster moment sure but who knew twisters was gonna be it isn't it about twisters?

It's about like a tornado.

Yeah, yeah, but I knew it was gonna be like such a blockbuster You know it's gonna be because like you know based on the studio based on the budget based on the cast like you know when a movie is gonna hit based on like so many factors what I learned from entrage and so it's clear that like this is big for Glenn Powell.

It's it's big for everyone involved.

But them like piggybacking off of Luke Homes, like leave Luke out of it like with your dumb movie.

But Luke had also posted that the whole team got to watch Twisters on the Jumbotron, like at MetLife before.

No, he obviously is being paid handsomely by this movie.

This movie better be.

This movie

has an endless budget.

I only know Twisters because of Luke.

Obviously.

Should we be watching Twisters?

No, I heard that Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar Jones don't even kiss.

I saw it was cut out.

It was Steven Spielberg's choice.

I guess Steven Spielberg produced it.

You're lying.

Do you want me to go to that story and let you know what it said?

No, no, no, no.

I believe you.

Twisters cut a kiss between Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar Jones due to Steven Spielberg's advice.

But advice is

he's the executive producer.

He said, I think it stops the film feeling too cliched.

I think there's something really wonderful about it feeling like there's a continuation.

This isn't the end of their story.

They're united by their passion, shared for something.

For Twisters?

Okay.

And is this similar to the movie, like Growing Up with the Cow and the Twister?

Does everyone know that one?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

So there is a movie that we watched.

Twisters 1996.

Thank you.

There was an eccentric team of Storm Chasers.

Is this a remake?

Oh, it definitely is.

Okay, so that makes sense.

Like, no, that's what I mean.

Like, they knew it was going to be this big blockbuster, Steven Spielberg, remake of an iconic film.

They cast like huge movie stars, like Glenn Powell and Daisy Edgar Jones.

Like,

this is Daisy Edgar.

Like, she just has to do it, you know?

But it's so not her.

She's so like small and British.

Do you think her and Luke spoke?

What did they talk about?

I know they both speak English, but they speak different versions of English.

They speak different languages.

Yeah,

I don't see them like getting along swimmingly.

I see Glenn Powell getting along.

He's from Texas.

He's kind of an all-American man.

And he seems like a chameleon.

You know, he could enter any room.

Totally.

Get along with anyone.

He's like a true movie star, you know?

Yeah, no, but I feel like I could think of lay people, just people I know in my life, who could really hold their own in any room.

Yeah.

Would you say that about me?

I think that I could do that.

I think that you could do that.

I definitely think that.

But not in the sense of you being a chameleon.

You can hold your own in any room, but not for chameleon-reasing.

I'm not a shapeshifter.

For not chameleon-like reasons, because like you're just so wonderful.

Any room would be glad to have you.

Oh, stop.

Oh, stop.

Keep going.

Oh, stop.

No, keep going.

Who do I know that's a shapeshifter?

That's kind of a mean way.

Yeah, I didn't mean to.

Because he's giving like two-faced scruple.

I didn't mean it as an insult.

Piece of shit.

I like chameleon.

Yeah, no, that's a much better way.

of saying it.

Well, now, even if I could think of the chameleon in my life, I wouldn't say it.

I would just personally love to know how much money Twisters paid Luke Hombs.

And actually, at the end of the day, like, it's really sick for Luke Homes.

And Luke, like, I feel like bringing people out on stage is like such a thing now right like there are certain parts of people shows like you know you can come to expect like when Morgan Wallen walks out he like whoever the local celebrity is they're there walking out with him and Luke doesn't really play that game like if he has friends come by like it's not like so shotgun with a fan it's not showy it's not he always shotguns a beer with someone yes but it's never like try hard because it's so not Luke yeah

and

I'm glad that Luke had this like big movie star moment in New York because he deserves that because he's so humble you know he's so just like small town who shotgunned on our night?

No one knew.

Yes, it was a fella.

It was a big fella.

It was giving people saying like former football player.

Yeah, well, we were in MetLife, which houses both the Jets and the Giants, so it's giving so many options for former current players.

I don't know.

Okay.

I don't know.

So, anyways, congrats to the cast of Twisters for having had that moment.

Congrats to the cast of Twisters for having had that moment.

And, you know, the kind of a subplot, in addition to the characters from Twisters, there was also another fella.

And some people were like, oh, who is this fella?

I know this fella.

That's Dana Beers from Barstool.

He did this series, like, shotgun and beer every day until I get to shoot shotgun one with Luke Hombs.

And, you know,

it's kind of a testament to the hard work of it.

Is it like a major show?

I'm not sure.

I met him because when I was at Barstool doing Joey's podcast, he understood and, you know, respected the toast.

And he said, you know, my fiancé is a huge toaster.

And he asked me for a photo.

That's how I came to follow him on Instagram.

Got it.

And now, you know, we see each other.

So we're just kind of like big celebrities in the Luke Homes orbit.

Okay.

Cool, cool, cool.

Also, speaking of toasters, ex Luke Homes, there were so many toasters at the concert.

Like, it was crawling, teeming with them.

The Luke Hombs and toaster, Luke, what are they?

Bootlegger and toaster then diagram is just a circle.

No, it was amazing.

So many swirlies.

So many swirlies.

Are you ready for our next story?

So many sweaty swirlies.

It was really hot.

But there was also a nice breeze.

Didn't you find?

No.

I didn't.

Are you ready for our next story?

Olympics news.

Oh, is that Kim Zolsak Bierman?

She's on your iPad.

No, she's just the video that came up next.

Damn.

Yeah.

I wouldn't be happy if it was her.

I live for a KZB story.

Well, these days, it's so touch and go.

I don't really pick them because they're also so transient.

Like, here, today is this news, tomorrow's different news.

We cannot keep up with the endless songs.

I will let you know when there's a KZB story that I feel like requires our attention.

But these days, very sadly, I think it speaks to the state of the KZB empire, is that there aren't a lot of newsworthy stories.

Yeah.

Well, our next story is some Olympics news.

Rihanna's Fenty Beauty is partnered with the the 2024 Paris Olympics.

So Fenty Beauty will provide volunteers with Fenty Beauty kits and tutorials.

Rihanna announced her partnership with the 2024 Paris Olympics.

She said, proud to announce that Fenty Beauty is a premium partner of the Olympic and Para Olympic Games, baby.

The volunteers who will award winners with their medals will receive Fenty Beauty makeup kits.

Oh, the volunteers, not the athletes.

Yeah, these individuals will also receive makeup tutorials to create a designated look for the event.

Makeup artists from Fenty Beauty will be on site for each volunteer to help them match their foundation shade.

600 volunteers aged 18 to 21 are included in this partnership got it okay I guess like they really couldn't do a partnership with the athletes because athletes like don't wear makeup

right right um

so this does seem like a totally random and useless partnership but love Fenty Beauty getting the global respect that it deserves and love the Olympics like doing a cool partnership I just it's funny that it's like a makeup partnership and they didn't know to put the makeup on so they put it on the volunteers right but you know what we're gonna see those volunteers like giving medals in the background and like they're gonna have a fresh beat that's exciting to see and i feel like maybe you'll see them and i could see one of them like going viral for having like sick makeup no for sure highlight is popping and let me say this like i'm clowning on this because it's so stupid i know i'm gonna be like gagging once something's gonna happen and fenty beauty like doesn't do bad partnerships they really they can't do anything wrong everything they do is like actually cool so i'm sure it will be cool but like in this moment i'm just like giggling at the volunteers yeah

yeah like okay pop-up volunteer yeah i guess Not every sport can wear makeup.

I think gymnasts wear makeup.

Yeah, but I think there's like very strict rules too.

Oh, really?

Like with the bra straps.

Like I don't think you can like have a crazy.

I don't know.

I think you can do what you want with your face, but it's more so about like sweating and performance wear.

And I don't think Fendi Beauty's trying to be like a performance wear makeup.

Like we're just no, that's not their thing.

Right.

Yeah, no, I know like jewelry is big in tennis.

Where do they wear makeup?

You can't do anything in the pool.

No.

What are the other biggest sports?

That's volleyball is like, is very sweaty, but they style in their own ways.

Like they do jewelry, they do hats.

Basketball.

Yeah, I mean, it's super sweaty.

Yeah.

So I guess they had to go for the volunteers.

They could have done the judges.

They could have done a lot of things.

No, this is cool.

And like, more so just because we get like Rihanna promo of her in Paris, like standing under the Eiffel Tower, obsessed.

Yeah, holding like a cartoon lipstick.

Cute.

Are you ready for our next story?

I guess.

Yeah, that one just kind of came and went.

Well, what's their name?

What's their saying?

They've done nothing right now.

You could have a hot take.

It's just like an I kind of

did.

Like, this is dumb, but I can't wait.

I'm looking forward to seeing.

I hope this turn out looks.

No, it's something like like it's going to be fire.

And, like, as a volunteer, you're working hard.

You're not getting paid.

Here's a perk.

Because that's, like, kind of crazy to not pay.

No, I don't think so.

It's like a cool, prestigious thing.

It's like being a ballboy at the U.S.

Open.

You don't get paid, but you get like the free ref.

Actually, I feel like you have to give the reflor and outfits back.

But it's like, apparently, it's such an honor.

I think it probably is.

And I feel like a lot of them go on to play tennis.

Yeah, they're just like kids who are obsessed with tennis.

That would be super cool.

Yeah, I guess.

What was I obsessed with as a kid?

Like, that I would have done for free.

Like, you would have been an extra in a Disney Channel movie.

Seriously, I would have paid them.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess that's so true.

But if I was an extra, I would have been paid.

Well, that's not a difference.

But like, volunteer extra-ing is not a thing.

That's what I'm saying.

That's a difference.

And now maybe it should be.

Because, look, you missed out on like having this fun experience.

Totally.

As a youth.

When was the first time you were ever on television?

Hmm.

Maybe the bachelor final rose thing.

You weren't on like a local news or anything?

I don't think so.

When I was in college, obviously it was on Billy on the Street.

Also, so many things are considered television now.

Like if you're not when we were younger.

Oh, no, when we were younger, younger.

No, I wasn't on anything.

But now like you're on a video and it's on, you could

play it on TV.

No, when I was in college, I did obviously Billy on the Street.

Everybody knows.

Wait, no, when I was in high school, there was some local news thing right when right before that Billy on the street thing I was interviewed I think it was like Fox 5 there's a picture of it on my Instagram I don't know what the hell they were talking about but I was wearing these like big stupid sunglasses and I just think I was talking about like how the construction is really annoying like I was like I was like a local resident giving my testimony stop I was deaf I was in high school there was like cameras in our high school for something and it was like a little Jackie

Samantha the big dirty bitch in my bunk oh my god the council and me lice I think that would have been before whatever I'm talking about yes that would have been my four first foray into television Into reality TV.

Fat camp on MTV.

Also, I don't feel like everyone realizes when I say Samantha the big dirty bitch and my bunkie, the counseling me lice.

You're not, you're quoting.

You would never call Samantha the Big Dirty Bitch.

Right.

And like, I didn't have lice.

Oh, that's more what she's concerned about.

I'm cracking up.

MTV Fat Camp 2 was a reality TV show.

It was a reality show.

And we were at camp that summer.

And Logan, who uttered those immortal words, was in my division.

Logan, who uttered those immortal words.

She got lice and she was leaving the infirmary.

And she ran into into the moment.

She ran into, you know, kind of the perfect person in that moment.

She ran into me and a friend, and

we could see she was upset.

We said, Logan, what's wrong?

She said, Samantha.

Let's just set the scene.

The series followed three or four people every summer.

Camp went on as normal.

Honestly, it sounds crazy, but like, you didn't even realize it was like two cameras following around these.

And Jackie wasn't in the same bunk as this girl.

You weren't on the, you weren't a character.

You were just a fellow camper living her life.

But then, you know, you ran into her in this moment, sort of climax.

Yeah, because she was in our division.

We could see she was upset.

So we said, Logan, what's wrong?

She said, Samantha, the big dirty bitch in my bunk, gave the counselor and me lice.

And then we're like, oh, no.

And then she went on to say she had to throw away all of her bows and her hair ties.

She always had like bows and things in her hair.

It's kind of like her sickness, your low.

So she was explaining she had to throw those away.

And I said, oh, no, you like living those.

Immortal words.

And that was my first time on television.

And that's why we've been saying that a lot recently.

So just in case anybody didn't know, I'm so glad we we were able to give a moment in toast hurt story.

Yeah, and I'm sure someone will post it somewhere.

Now it's seriously iconic.

The link exists.

You are one pound.

You are so thin.

Oh, yeah.

That's probably people will be like, why were you at fat cam?

It's such a long story.

You can actually read about it in my book, as long as we're promoting things.

It's called Girl With No Job, The Crazy, Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster.

It's a New York Time best-selling novel.

You can buy it anywhere.

You get books.

And we go in depth as why we were like, you know, normal looking children going to, not to use norma, but we were average looking children going to a

fat camp yeah and then if you have the itch to read more about camp you can pick up the camper and the counselor my children's story i do have the itch to read more about camp available on amazon yeah and parts and noble yeah but amazon like for brevity let's let's make this real you're not supporting a local bookstore you're going to amazon our next story is some legal news what number three okay and like kind of some tea because our animatics and katie maloney are being sued by their former something about her sandwich shop chef and it is Penny from the show.

Yeah, that girl was like really, she was kind of a mover and a shaker, but she was definitely like gave the vibe that she would start stuff.

Well, here's the information.

Ariana and Katie are facing a lawsuit after a chef claimed the Bravo Lebridities reneged on a business deal.

Ariana has been sued for the second time this week, and this time with one of her besties, Katie, is also named as a defendant over an alleged deal gone south involving their sandwich shop something about her.

According to court documents obtained by E.T., chef Penny DeViti is suing the stars after claiming they didn't hold up on their end of the bargain on a deal she claims called for her to have 10% ownership of the sandwich shop.

She claims that's a lot.

Really?

I don't think so.

I think she was going to

be, she was in the hiring meetings.

I think

they would just.

She was going to be the engine of the business, and all they had to do was like show up, take pictures, and cash a check.

That actually makes sense.

I like those plates.

Yeah.

So she claims that they would retain 90% ownership.

That's a lot.

Yeah.

That's every, that's

a major.

I don't know why.

I would just assume, maybe I don't know what, maybe it's because I don't watch the bear.

I don't know a lot about restaurants.

I just assume like a chef is like somebody who's on salary.

Yes, but I think she was more than a chef.

Like, I think that's,

she was a part.

She was, she's a businesswoman.

I think she was referred by Lisa.

Right.

She has a lot of experience in on restaurants.

She like helps it get to where.

She's kind of like a Tabitha takes over vibe.

That's what I'm getting.

So they would have 90%.

Mind you, like Tom, Tom have 5%.

I don't even know what they have of Schwartz and Sandy's to have 90% of your business and someone's doing all the.

Yeah, but in this case, they're not the Tom's.

They're the Lisa's.

Yeah.

but still, like, you need,

you can't open a restaurant.

You really want to open a restaurant on your own while you're

reporting Love Island and dancing with the Stars and doing a million other things.

No, you need a third partner.

And for her to pay 10%, I don't think is that crazy.

So they would retain 90% ownership, provided that they promoted the business venture while she oversaw and supervised the culinary and restaurant operations as chief operating officer and director of culinary.

Stupid setup.

Like they don't know much about it.

She's more than a chef.

In her court documents, she states the deal reportedly struck in June 2023 called for her to be paid $7,500 per month until January 2024, at which point the rate would increase to $10,000 per month.

She claims that she performed substantial work, engaged in substantial activity, and undertook substantial tasks in her role as COO and director of culinary.

It's unclear what happened, but she claims that they repudiated or backed out of the deal, and now she's suing to get a judge to make them honor the deal.

Oh, so they've, does she not work there anymore?

I guess not.

Oh, damn.

Yeah, so I don't know what happened, and

maybe we'll see that on the next season.

I'm just saying, the original deal sounded like par for the course.

Maybe eventually they were unhappy with her work.

Yeah.

And so they let her go, but she's like, hey, no, I'm the third.

Right.

So I guess it's

going to be clear in her like deal terms whether them firing her is allowed or not.

Like when you have a deal like that, it's called like a cliff.

Like they have X amount of time to fire you before your 10% or whatever of the percentage that you own is like, is yours.

Yeah.

So they're either well within their rights to fire her or not.

But my thing is, like,

people really don't sue unless they have a really good case.

It's so expensive.

It's so expensive.

And I do think something just unclear happened here because everything about getting something about her off the ground has been like very disorganized.

I think something went south.

I hope they're able to.

Are you sure maybe it was her?

And that's why they fired her?

Yeah, I think maybe that was her job to really get it off.

Like, I think there were issues.

Yeah, it did take more time.

But I have zero clue.

I'm not the judge in this case.

I haven't seen the contract.

And even if I had, I wouldn't understand what it meant.

Right.

So this is just going to have to play out in the legal system.

But like something about her has really been embattled.

I know when they had the big opening and a bunch of Bravo stars went, Stasi was there, Andy was there.

It was like fun.

Is it open now?

It's just like a working shop.

If I want a Sandy, I could just go and get a Stranberry.

I don't know.

I think so.

I don't know.

Because I saw like a lot of hoopla for the opening, but I haven't seen like, come with me to get a sandwich yet.

Something about her.

Like that.

I see that about like Jackson's Studio City.

Yeah.

They rip it to shreds.

I see that about Tom Tom, of course.

I feel like this will be a major storyline on the next season because they're also opening.

Like, I think something about her will be a big storyline.

And I hope that it is because I actually think this is interesting.

Me too.

Like, knowing now that there's like drama.

Yeah, and also why it took so long to open.

They had all the momentum behind them, wind in their sales.

They didn't even need to get investors because they were selling merch before it opened because of Scandinav.

So they got the money that they needed.

I just think it's like interesting business.

Yeah, and they clowned so hard on Tom and Tom for taking so long to open Shorts and Sandy's.

And then they ended up taking, I think, just as long.

Well, I think longer.

Oh, can I have that claw clip?

That's like so cute with my outfit today.

Oh, okay, sure.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Really?

So

keep you posted.

Stay tuned.

But also, like Ariana's in the middle of Love Island.

Like, I'm sure this is the last thing she needs.

And even though she's doing so well, she now has all these legal fees.

I know annoying.

That's exactly my thought.

It's like, how annoying to be making such insane money and be bogged down with literally moronic ass

stuff like this.

Also, I'm pretty sure this woman was referred by Lisa, so I wonder if this affected their relationship with Lisa.

And Lisa's relationship with this lady.

Like, it's complicated.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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And as always, just being kind of a beacon of light.

You know?

Yeah, beautiful.

That's a good idea.

Our next story, Adidas is trying to do something, but they can't.

So they're issuing another Maya Culpa over their Munich Olympics campaign and publicly apologizing to their partners, including Bella Hadid.

So Adidas put out this awful statement.

I believe.

They said connections continue to be made to the terrible tragedy that occurred at the Munich Olympics due to our recent SL72 campaign.

No mention of what the terrible tragedy was.

Okay, cool.

These connections are not meant, and we apologize for any upset or distress caused to communities around the world.

You mean Jewish people, but you can't say Jewish communities?

What other community is offended by this other than the Jews?

I would say the human community.

For sure.

The community of normal people.

But why not?

There's not the word Jewish community.

It's really

crazy.

Israel.

No,

it's awful.

And not to go down this path.

Okay, sorry.

There's more.

But like, as a German company, like, seriously.

Everything that you put out, you should be like, are

you being Nazi-like this time?

Just check your Nazi at the door it's just you are you're who you are and I do feel like a lot of companies like have those checklists for everything that they put out but it's never like are we being Nazi like right and you just as a German company you just gotta be looking out for that next part of the statement we made an unintentional mistake lie They also said we apologize to our partners, Bella Hadid, ASAP NAS, Jules Kondu, and others for any negative impact on them.

We are, and we are revising the campaign.

It's so funny how like they name, apologize to a general community, not like you know, the Jewish people.

But then, when they wanted to apologize to their partners, they went firsty, lastie, right?

First, last names.

This is, I also then read on TMZ because there was a lot of speculation that Adidas had dropped Bella Hadid, um, and it was being reported.

But TMZ said, as far as they know, that's not true.

But Bella Hadid is gearing up to sue yeah, TMZ.

I didn't see that they dropped her, just that they were taking her out of some of the imagery and social media stuff.

But the billboards are already up, and the bus ads are up, so I don't think that's changing.

And yeah, I saw she hired lawyers.

She should.

Yeah, except I really, I don't think that she should because then just her name will continue to be like associated with this publicly.

And I think she really has already, like, a really big problem when it comes to having a reputation for Jew hatred.

I don't know if that bothers her.

I don't think it bothers her.

If it did, she wouldn't want to continue this narrative constantly being associated with this very terrorist-like vibe.

Yeah, I don't think it bothers her, or else she wouldn't be posting the things that she said celebrating terrorists, saying the terrorists were so sweet to the hostages, they made them a birthday cake.

Yeah.

Once again, they could seriously never make me fucking not hate this bitch with my entire soul.

Yeah.

So I

don't know what else to say other than I literally despise you.

And I know you hate me right back.

And that's just cool.

Like I'm genuinely cool with that.

Right.

Also, Adidas, there's nothing you can say.

There's nothing you can do.

It is what it is.

We see you.

No, perhaps there was something they could do or they could say, but everything they've done in the wake of the

response to this has only further proved that this was their goal.

This was their intent.

And how they've gone so far out of their way to just not even acknowledge what actually was depicted.

And the actual response and damage done only furthers that this was your goal.

Why apologize?

What was the tragedy at the Munich Olympics?

Maybe somebody also stubbed their toe and you're talking about that.

No, it could, it could seriously

be

a toe-stubber community.

Right.

It could relate to anything.

So, the generalizations are noted.

So, the statement is going in the garbage.

And a good rule of thumb: you know, are we being Nazi?

Like,

if your statement apologizing to the Jews doesn't have the word Jews in it, it's good for the garbage.

Yeah, along with all of my Adidas wares, which I actually don't have any of.

I'm so proud to admit.

But, yeah.

Yeah.

If you're looking for new sneakers, perhaps.

I love a hoka.

I I do love a hoka.

Our first one is good too.

I've been enjoying New Balance.

Oh, I love New Balance.

Yeah, there's so many good options.

Yeah.

And I saw Air.

You love a company with a story.

And I think the Adidas story is a little murky.

A little scary.

No, not Nike.

Running for the Hills.

They've got Matt Damon.

They've got Ben Affleck.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's a positive one because here at this podcast, we are keeping you abreast on every step of Lindsay Hubbard's pregnancy journey.

I'm cracking up what now when I.

And she has revealed the sex of her first baby with her boyfriend whose name is in the title of this article, but I don't know if it's by her choice, so I'm not sharing it.

Oh, wow.

Because that's where Jackie, like when Jackie rides for someone, she fucking rides.

Yeah.

Well,

yeah, I don't know if she said his name or they just figured it out and they're talking about him.

So anyways, she posted a video of the gender reveal, and Lindsey Hubbard is expecting a girl.

So classic.

Like, I knew it.

Yeah.

Like, she would.

You know?

And she's filming Summerhouse.

I'm sure the Summerhouse cast has been like posting just random things.

Yeah, like I saw a mirror picture of Paige's outfit.

They're obviously had a ticket.

I saw, actually, I saw somebody taking a video on TikTok.

They were filming at the beach, and they like filmed, like a third party filmed.

It's actually crazy, like how deep they roll

to go to the beach.

Yeah.

It kind of looks miserable.

Yeah, those beach days.

It's a lot of people.

Those beach days do look miserable.

It's a lot of people, too.

It's more than I would have expected.

Yeah.

I don't know why.

It's like six six cameras, audio got people, and then producers are just like staring at you.

I'm sure that's why they only go once a summer.

Yeah.

Anyway, she shared a sweet story about their Italian trip and him surprising her with like a room that was all dressed in pink themed decor.

You know, I feel like Lindsay Hubbard like isn't being as like

now, I don't like to use the word annoying, but like, I feel like she's not being like, hey, look at me about this.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, it's a very low-key gender reveal.

Well, I also think that it depends how you feel about her.

Because we like her, like, there's nothing she could do.

So true.

But, like, technically, you know, you used to, once upon a time, clown on the sponsored pregnancy reveal, but you've evolved and grown.

I actually want to say, I don't think that I ever clowned on it because my most, my, my earliest memory of the sponsored post was Malika.

Malika did a clear blue.

That was the first time I ever saw it.

And I remember not having like a crazy reaction to it.

It's like, you're about to take on this, like, children are a blessing, but they're a financial burden.

And get that coin.

And as far as I know, what I've heard through the industry is that Clear Blue pays extremely well.

Yeah.

Like if you are, I'm, that makes sense.

That is a major endorsement.

And I just want to say, like, when my time comes on this earth to get pregnant, like it's not off the table.

Like

it's not.

I will probably seriously like tell my agent that I'm pregnant until they're like field some offers.

And if the money is what I think it potentially could be, the caption will be head to patreon.com toast and thank you to Clearblue for sponsoring or first response.

But I hear Clear Blue, like, really, you got a nice fee.

Got it.

They are paying better.

That's what I've heard.

But I think they're kind of the only game in town for Instagram sponsorships.

Right, but so I feel like if it was someone, I don't want to name names of people that you don't like, but I could see them doing it and you being like, yucky.

But you like Malika and you like Lindsay.

No, I like I feel like like I'll clown.

I don't know.

Something about it like doesn't get maybe it's because I respect the business of influencing and like I know what it's like and I think women and like a women dominated field mothers and mothers I don't I'm like I'm kind of the maybe this is like a statement I'll come to regret I'm kind of like the last person to clown on like

like like making money on the internet like for real I think I've been doing it for years it's tough out there you got to get creative yeah

yeah

well happy to Lindsay and her bed baby girl same now names like

one thing about Lindsay Hubbard, and I think this is part of the reason why we love her, she's unabashedly millennial.

Yeah.

So I could see her going like, Chloe, Emma.

What are the popular names?

Like, Ava, Emma.

Olivia.

Sophia, Olivia.

I don't know.

I think it'll be something.

Something.

Something.

Not top 10.

Oh.

Not top 10 baby girl name.

She said what she said.

I guess we'll have to tune in.

But she's also a celebrity, so you got to put that flair in.

Yeah.

That celebrity flair.

It's not going to be Sarah.

No, no, no.

It's not going to be Sarah.

I think it's going to be like something joogy.

And I mean that in a positive way.

I'm like over like I'm over the bashing of millennials.

Like I very sadly like I am one.

So it is what it is.

No, we love them.

We love you guys.

We love.

Love, love, love.

We're leaning in.

It's weakening out.

You can watch my most recent comedy special on-prime video.

It's called Lean In.

And I feel like whenever the generation of the moment like is having their moment, everybody hates them.

Like Gen Z, he's a bunch of terrorists.

It's like, that's sad.

But now the millennials, we're kind of graduating.

It's like, oh, we're the mature ones.

You know, that's how we remember like Boomer, okay, Boomer.

Yeah.

Like the Boomers were completely fine and they were not bothering us.

No, but like that when the generation that we're talking about is like in their prime, when everyone's targeting them, like advertisers, like it's not about millennials anymore.

Like now we can sit with the boomers and be like,

yeah.

Hey, old friend.

I also, like, I

hate like generation talk.

Do you know what I mean?

You do.

I hate like the battle of the gens.

Like, I think it's like the lowest bar for conversation, for comedy, for humor.

Like

I think so many people's like shtick on the internet is like I'm so Gen Z coded or I'm so like, how about you're just a person?

Like seriously, I just.

You don't want to put a label on it?

No, I don't.

So now you're a person who doesn't want to put a label on it.

I'm going to put that label on you.

That's so you to do that.

You're obsessed with labels.

Okay.

Yeah, sure.

I'm obsessed with labels.

Before we started the show, I was so unbelievably ravenous.

And now it's at a place where seriously your arm is looking kind of delicious.

Like, it's looking like

a little, I can't believe it's not butter spray.

Um, I think that could really be delicious.

Okay, I got to cook her some bread.

I'm so hungry.

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