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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

And happy Friday.

That's it.

Happy Friday.

Friday.

We made it.

So many accomplishments today.

It's Friday, which we can all celebrate.

I think we can all celebrate Friday.

Some of us can specifically celebrate last night's GSNO, Girly Spurly's Night Out, first night at West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center, the Wubha.

I think what you're saying is some of us, you know, accomplish more this week and have more to celebrate.

Or just like accomplish more last night.

Yeah.

We, we did.

Things we did, that.

We kicked off our residency in West Hampton Beach and it was an evening to remember.

It's gonna be a night.

It was amazing.

It was literally the best night of my life.

One of our best shows yet.

But we say that every time.

No, I felt the best about that show, which is good.

It should keep getting better.

But the show is in such a great place.

We have so much to talk about.

It's just like beachy, swirly, casual, fun energy.

I love that everybody comes to the shows dressed to the nines, ready to have a good time, great attitude.

It was just a great environment.

And some would say it was the best it ever went.

Yeah.

We had such a great time.

Like, I don't know whether it was the Hamptons vibes.

And what's so funny is that, you know, the people who came to the show last night mostly weren't from the Hamptons.

We did a meeting greet.

We got to meet a bunch of toasters.

And it was just people from all over.

Yeah.

And so it was kind of giving melting pot.

It was.

We were so funny.

We were

and gorgeous.

Of course.

And

professional.

professional and what's so great is even though we're bragging about this show that most of you didn't go to we vlogged the whole night for our patreon we just finished watching it this morning and like i really feel like we're reliving the night you'll get what was going on like from the vlog it's such a fun vlog it made me feel like i was reliving and rehashing last night yeah we've gotten a lot of requests to have the audio from our live shows turned into episodes for our patreon because i know a lot of other people do that i don't know we feel like one like how much fun can it be to listen to something like you have to be there, you know?

Yeah.

Two, like, it's special.

Like, if you bought a ticket, like, that's kind of our moment, you know?

And also, like, the energy we're bringing to the shows is very much like, this is a safe space.

It lives here and here only.

Not that we're saying like the craziest things, but certainly things that we wouldn't say on the toast.

So if we had to keep that in mind, it just might affect the show, which is not fair.

But this is an opportunity for people to not only see like how the live shows work because we got a lot of questions about just like logistics, but also there are big chunks of the show.

You'll be able to like see a little bit of what goes on that we film.

So that'll be, and some of the conversation that we had had

that was just like topical and fun so it was a really great episode it'll be up after this episode today so if you're looking for a little extra content from the swirlies a little extra swirly content patreon.com slash the toast per usual per ush that'll be up hopefully tonight the wi-fi in this house isn't the greatest it's not the greatest uh but i'm like i said a survivor i am making it work but that is why the videos the youtube videos have been like an hour or two later than they usually would be so thank you to the youtube community for your patience although i will say there is very little of it one thing about the youtube toasters, which I totally get, like they have no patience.

We're on swirly summertime.

Yeah.

SST.

Yeah, like island time.

Yeah.

Swirly time.

We just sort of, we're going to get there when we get there.

It is what it is.

It is.

But thank you to everyone who came last night.

We had a ball.

We're so excited to do it again next week.

Yeah.

And I think, you know, there was a little bit of like, you know, we just performed for 3,000 people at the vegan theater, like this little show in the Hamptons.

We weren't sure.

Let me tell you, the vibes were immaculate.

The vibes were pristine.

It just was a really great venue.

Thank you to the venue.

Treated us like seriously, princesses.

And the audience was great.

And I'm really excited about where we've decided to plant our roots.

Yeah.

And the creative direction of the show.

We've never, you know, up until this point really haven't done live shows.

And I think, I'm so glad we waited.

Yeah, we are ready.

We're ready.

Come and find us at the Hampton, West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center this summer.

We'll be there all month.

We'll be there all month.

And it's the weekend, which is just so fabulous.

You know, when you take the Wednesday off in the middle of the week, the week really does fly by.

It's so true.

We have a fun weekend planned celebrating your birthday.

That's like the big celebración.

I did feel like stupid, you know, you turn a certain age and you get one day, right?

I wanted the Wednesday on a watershed birthday.

Well, that's the other thing.

It's not going to work.

Not only like, do I feel okay celebrating again, even though like I'm way past the age of that, my weekend was sort of, excuse me, my birthday was sort of rocked by the sickness, the mold.

It did kind of like get, I wouldn't say ruined because I still had a great day and I got amazing gifts, but we didn't get to celebrate properly.

So I feel like I'm actually grateful to the mold because now I get to celebrate my birthday again.

And this weekend will be really fun.

Oh, also, speaking of, I don't want to spoil anything from the vlog because it's all in the vlog.

But so many of the influencer swirlies who happened to be out in the Hamptons came to our show last night.

Like truly, women supporting women.

You know, I don't believe in that, but it's influencers supporting influencers.

Tinks, Shannon Ford, Remy, Hannah Berner, Taylor Strecker, like everybody came out.

So I feel like for the girlies who came last night, like it was so fun to see everyone.

And they were a part of the vlog.

Shannon was such a real one, like vlogging for us where they were.

TNN Employee of the Month.

TNN Employee.

I know we forget to do that segment that we said we were going to do called Employee of the Month.

So let's do it right now.

Shannon Ford.

She was premium camera woman taking so much.

So the

vlog has it all, but it also has.

Shannon's POV.

No, that's not what I'm going to say.

It also has probably like the greatest meeting of the minds in recent history.

American history, I'll say that.

Tinks and Jackie met.

Tinks is British.

True, but she lives in the States.

She's stateside.

Jackson Tinks.

I mean, I didn't even realize you guys have like the same like name, like Tinks and Jacks.

They met.

And of course, employee of the month, Shannon Ford, got the whole thing on camera.

Yeah.

I met Tinks.

It was hard for me.

What did you think?

She was so lovely.

Yeah.

Lovely is the word I would use.

And I feel as though I already knew this because you obviously like love both of us so much that obviously like she and I are very similar.

But I just got like a similar sympatigo vibe from her.

Like even our dress, like I want to wear her dress.

Her dress is cute.

Yeah.

I want to wear her dress.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I just feel like we're really similar and I'm excited because we're going to see her again this weekend and I can get to know the woman.

But the first impression was solid gold.

You know, I thought I would feel like threatened.

I feel happy.

I feel at peace.

It's like, you know that feeling when your summer camp friends like met your home friends at the end of the day.

Like, you thought it would be a good idea.

And then they start really jiving, and you're like, I'm in hell.

I'm in hell.

And I thought I was going to feel that, but I do.

I feel joy.

Okay, good.

I feel at peace.

Yeah.

And it's like great for the larger group.

A thousand percent.

We brought in a fabulous circle of influencer friends.

Yes.

And I'm glad to kick off Swirly Weekend and Swirly Summer is officially here.

We talked about it last night at the show.

And we've been talking about it on this show too.

But you got through yesterday completely normally.

We did.

We had an extremely productive day.

Normal people day and today i feel like it's less of a fight you know no it's just kind of the normalcy has washed over me i'm back i do still feel like i have to keep tabs on it you know can't go wandering off into swirls silly for checkups silly swirlyville yep but it's definitely coming easier today to be normal and i also think one of the my working theories which is that the coffee we were getting every morning was poisoning us by the way Jaggie put that in my head.

I completely agree because, you know, I stopped going out for coffee like yesterday when I started to feel normal again.

Yeah.

Yes, I agree.

I don't want to slander the place, but like it's not good.

I don't know what it is about it, but I just like had this theory.

And maybe it, maybe it's also that the coffee wasn't strong enough.

Let's just, that's like also benign.

It wasn't strong enough.

We weren't caffeinated.

We were losing our minds.

I guess.

Caffeine withdrawal.

I'm personally not someone who like relies on caffeine.

No, or the owners of the place you're getting coffee are smartless.

Yeah.

And they're trying to ruin our show.

Okay, we'll tell you, we were getting coffee at Smartless Coffee Cove.

We were getting coffee at SCC.

Yep.

And they're trying to ruin our show.

So they gave us drugs.

And meanwhile, it just made our show better.

But as a business,

it was making our show better, but our business worse.

Let me ask you a question.

Are you able to say the word withdrawal without sounding like Teresa Judiche?

Withdrawal.

Withdrawal.

My daughters are going through withdrawal.

My daughters are going through withdrawal.

I have to say every letter of withdrawal.

I don't know which one gets dropped.

I totally agree.

But also, I don't want any of them to get dropped.

Withdrawal.

But also, when I say drawers.

Yeah, my daughter's drawers.

It's giving the world dirty.

Which, what's it supposed to be?

Draws.

My daughter's not drawing with her crayons.

Okay, I don't know.

Your daughter's drawers.

I got a shirt from my drawer.

Wait, where's the shirt?

It's in the drawer.

Drawer.

Drawer.

Drawer.

But it's not.

D-R-O-R.

Drawer.

The inventor of language, the English one specifically, like really didn't have to do that.

I don't know.

I like the English language.

I know you.

I'm not going to lodge any complaints.

Oh, I have actually a lot of complaints.

Except for

facsimile.

Facsimile is obviously one that comes to mind.

The word guarantee.

Why did it have to go so hard?

In the paint, like that.

Like guarantee.

Of course, the word dachshund.

Fascist smile.

Dachshund is not.

It's not English.

And that's what we've been saying all along.

Yeah.

And then a couple of other words come to mind, not as, but like garage.

Like, there's a problem.

I have a problem there.

Like with the sort of soft G.

Oh, okay.

Of course, yeah.

Confusing stuff sometimes.

What's your favorite language?

Urdu.

That's a good one.

Girly swirly's night out night three.

We'll know that one.

I feel like my 600 of you.

My favorite language obviously will come as a shock to nobody is definitely my native tongue.

Espanol.

Right.

Right.

I actually really do love Espanol because I like the, like, there's so many fun like things you could do with it.

The th.

the

the also I also like Hebrew because you could do the yeah I kind of have a mouth and a throat for languages for sure yeah a guttural you know let's like master the one I by the way I feel also I have a firm grip on English do you not agree

you have a firm grip for sure right yeah

I do

So in case that was in question,

I actually feel as though it was in question.

By you.

For a second, it was because we didn't know how to say drawers.

Well, but that's, thank you to bring it back to that.

That's not on us.

It's on the English language.

Got it.

Yeah.

Tell me about the stories today.

Oh, they're good.

I'm excited to get into them.

Like, we're good for a Friday?

They're good for a Friday.

We're going to round out the week.

There's some like

newish news, but I really feel like it's going to just put the perfect bow on top of the week as we embark on the weekend.

Got it.

And what are you most looking forward to this weekend?

Is there a specific answer I'm supposed to have?

No, no, no.

I'm just I'm trying to get to know my sister.

Oh, okay, cool.

Of course, like the party, you know, but I really am looking forward to not working.

Well, I think that's actually like a really relatable sentiment.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, because it's really awkward that you like said it in front of our customers.

In front of like my coworkers.

Well, no, I'm not offended.

The customers, for sure.

Yeah.

Sorry, guys, but just like we have so much fun in the morning.

So then we kind of have to go and do the toast.

And then once we're in it, it's really fun.

But just like the having to go and silo ourselves from the group and like sit in this moldy room and talk while trying to remain normal is really hard and it's like just stifling all the other things we could be doing.

So we were like all having coffee, the whole family this morning.

And yeah, we had to like leave.

But it's important to know like when we leave, so does the entertainment.

Yeah.

But it's just bad for everyone.

So I obviously, I feel more sorry for the people we left than us for leaving.

Yeah.

Our presence is truly a presence.

No, but I love this show.

And like I said, once we're in it, we're in it.

But it's definitely like hard to break away from the group and stop fun times.

So I'm looking forward to this weekend, like not having to break away, not having to stop fun times.

Yeah.

Stop fun times.

What are you looking forward to this weekend?

We have a big party.

Yeah, it's probably like last night was really tough because everybody, all the influencer girlies came and they were like drunk and they were like having so much fun.

Like I was working.

Yeah, Claudia was like, should I

second I got there?

I was like, Jackie, should I like have a shot?

Like maybe I'll like loosen up for the show.

And Jackie was like, no.

And I was like, oh, yeah, right.

I'm working.

Like, cause we've never done that.

That's not how

I don't like to get into the habit of drinking like for shows.

I don't think that's like a good habit.

I don't have a

I don't work with drunk, turty, drunk, turty.

I don't work with me.

We have a perfect thing going.

Yeah, but it's just like, I definitely felt, you know, like left behind.

Yeah.

Everybody came in.

They had been like, drinking.

I'm coming for you.

No, I know, I know.

I'm not complaining at all, but I'm looking forward to like seeing them again.

And, you know, job, job is done.

You know, check that off the list.

And you're also looking forward to not working.

Yeah, but I don't like to say it because I actually love working.

Like I love, like, I don't dread coming up here, you know?

You don't dread the breakaway?

No, no.

Cause I really know, like, once we leave, I think other people dread the break.

I think, like, I think everyone in this house.

I think they're like, get the fuck out.

No, I think everybody in this house, when they know it's time to toast, like seriously, morale goes down.

Oh, I was going to say, like, there's peace and quiet.

No, no.

Yeah, I think there's quiet.

I don't think there's peace.

Interesting.

I think they really miss us.

I think they're probably sitting downstairs, like, talking about how much they miss us.

Yeah, but it's like funny because we never get that moment of like the quiet because we're just always together.

By the way, that's so true.

Except for that one nap we took a couple of days ago.

We were still napping together.

Yeah, but it was quiet.

It was quiet.

It was a good nap.

That's how you know how tired we were.

Claudia and I were watching TV on bed together.

We probably.

Was it it my birthday it was your birthday not me taking a nap on my birthday that's how you know it was like kind of like a low-key bad birthday it was just a low-key birthday a nap is good except i didn't sleep long enough and i woke up horrible no except like i took a nap on my birthday and i got woken up because i had to go sign for a delivery somebody sent me flowers like thanks my friends from high school

thanks to my friends from high school but you were in my birthday nap yeah Anyways, I was to say, even when we're having peace and quiet and napping, like we were doing it together.

No, and also like we were napping and I wasn't sure if this was like in my dream and I was slowly coming out of it.

Like Like, Michaela was seriously at the foot of our bed singing to us.

Singing high school musical, yeah.

Was it high school musical?

I think so.

I was trying to recognize the song in my sleep, and by the time I came out of it, she was out.

And I was like, Are you kidding?

Like, get out.

Get out.

No, I would never.

I literally love her so much.

She bought me for my birthday two lipsticks, and I'm wearing them today.

And like, let me tell you, she ate with her selections.

I don't have only the best for anti-coachers.

It was Pat McGrath.

Okay, budget.

Budget.

And then this other one that I have right here from a, it's like a lip balm.

It kind of, I thought it was at first like the clinique black honey it's chantekelle try it it's like it's kind of sheer it's not anything crazy like she she popped off with her selects wow yeah you've been like wearing them ever since i wore them on the live show last night i meant to tell her this morning she got me such good lips oh my god it looks even better on you okay i'm gonna get one you should we'll go to blue mercury today or maybe i should wait for my birthday and she'll get me one yeah if you could wait six months

um so thank you to michaela for waking me up but then making it up with her beautiful lipsticks that's lovely we have such a great show today because we are great girls there's a lot to discuss within the framework of the story yeah i actually i'm excited for the stories so i kind of want to get to them so that we don't blow our load which is something we do often do we often blow our load bruno is here he is committed to working even though we are boring him constantly yeah

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Like our first live show was during the first presidential debate.

Like we knew we were missing something.

I had no idea that the SBs were on literally until this morning.

Like they didn't do any sort of influencer marketing to let us know that the SPs were going to be on.

And I think that's okay.

Like maybe not all of us need to know that the SPs are on, but I do think the sports podcast should know when the SPs are on.

I just feel like I know everything.

I know such useless facts.

I feel like last week we were talking about the Pat Tillman gate of it all.

And we said the SPs are on July 11th.

We probably said, oh, we have a show that night.

And then.

Oh, do you think we said that?

I do.

It does sound like something we would say.

Yeah.

Make it about us.

Well, I think the biggest news from the Espes last night are that Megan and Harry were in attendance.

Yes.

They did not walk the carpet.

They were photographed inside.

She looks gorgeous.

She looks gorgeous.

She's wearing a dress that's very similar to her second wedding dress.

Remember when she changed into like that halter white dress?

Yeah, that one was more silky.

And this looks like a different material.

Otherwise, I would say like maybe she's wearing her wedding dress.

Relatable.

Yeah, similar silhouette, but maybe I feel like a lot of people, there was like a lot of, not controversy, but people were like divided on whether they loved her first dress.

But when she came out in that second dress and they got into that little green sports car, everybody was like, oh, this is a moment.

I feel like everybody mean us.

No, I feel like everybody.

I don't know if everyone was divided about her first dress.

I think

everyone said nice things about it.

No, I think the overall

message was that A, it was like, honestly, kind of similar to Olivia Cobalt.

They're like, it's too boring, but B, that it was ill-fitting.

Yeah.

Like that it

was to me is like one of the most confusing things.

What?

Her first wedding dress.

Oh, so you didn't like it?

No.

Yeah, me neither.

And like, not to sound like down-eyed girl,

I would add it to like lists of things that I'd love to know more about, like, in this world, like the elevator, you know, like, yeah, why that dress?

Like, what happened?

Like, I feel like she had no control.

Like, someone, I feel like somebody put her in that dress.

I don't, oh, based on what we know, someone who didn't like her.

But I feel like she's.

More than someone who didn't like her.

I just feel like someone who didn't like her would put her in.

Weddings are so personal when you're planning a wedding as a civilian.

Like, when you're planning a wedding of that scale, like, you have seriously nothing to do with it.

And I I feel like Kate probably had a little bit more power.

She was marrying the future king.

I think you'd be surprised by

this, it's just what I think, not anything that I know, but like, I do think when it comes to their wedding day, like, they can choose their wedding dress as long as it like fits royal guidelines of like sneut modesty.

Yeah, I don't know.

I just feel like and she could have had anyone in the world dress her.

Yeah, I feel like when we see Megan Markle's personal style, like she really is dressed very well.

Oh, yeah.

So the wedding dress, the first one, is incongruous with what we know about her.

I just would love to know more about that.

Yeah.

So anyways, as an aside, she looked amazing last night at the Espies.

He got his award.

He got his award.

Aka.

Questionably deserved.

Questionably deserved.

And then a lot of other athletes, celebrities were awarded as well.

I like the Espes.

Venus and Serena were there.

Everybody, you know, showed up and showed out.

It's been a big year for sports.

Travis Kelsey was not there.

Yeah.

He was making headlines elsewhere.

Yeah, which is our next story.

I I don't know what he would be doing there, but it's like,

why wouldn't you go?

I guess now he can kind of go to anything.

Maybe he went to the Espys for so long because it was the only invite he could get.

And he was like, yeah, it was like the biggest night of his year.

I can go to the Grammys.

I could go to the Met Gala if I want.

Like, I'm going to take a, I'm going to let someone else have my spot.

Yeah, I guess.

But also, like,

I don't know.

He should have been there.

He should have been.

It's the night in sports.

I guess also it's NFL honors.

A lot of loss for the Espies that he wasn't there.

Not a loss for Travis.

A loss for the Espies.

Of course.

No, and also knowing, we know what Travis was doing instead of going to the Espys, like he was having fun.

Yeah.

Oh, well, I was going to say our next story, sorry to the Espies, we're just going to move on swiftly, is that Travis Kelsey and Christian McCaffrey were filming a commercial together yesterday.

Oh, but do we also have the other story?

Which is what?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Karaoke.

No, no, no, no.

By the way, so.

I feel like I'm always talking every year, like literally begging for an invitation.

Something happens once a year, like in the summer.

I only know about it because I follow Kelly Teller on social media and and she's always there.

And one year, Rascal Flats performed.

And ever since then, I think it's like a golf tournament where like all rich, famous people go to like get drunk and listen to music.

And they're always listening to country music.

And that thing, I don't know what the hell it is.

It's this year.

Thank you, Kelly Teller, for reminding me.

It's this weekend.

It's right now.

Yeah.

And I guess a part of the

programming was karaoke last night.

Got it.

Travis Kelsey is at this affair.

Whatever the fuck it is.

I honestly, I don't even want to know what it is.

Is Taylor there?

No.

Because of her shows.

Because of her shows.

Where is she performing this weekend?

Milan.

Milan.

It's very chic.

I wonder if he's going to go.

Like, after having so much fun, you know, straight from Tahoe to Milan.

Got it.

Travis Kelsey was there.

Part of the programming last night was a bunch of like famous people that got together and, you know, sang karaoke.

And it was for charity.

I know there's like a charitable element to this weekend.

I don't know what it is.

Miles Teller and Kelly Teller are there, as is Travis Kelsey.

And we know that they know each other.

Got it.

Well, I'm interested in he was shooting a commercial with Christian McCaffrey for Lowe's.

And just given that they're two of like the biggest names in sports right now and pop culture, like, and they've shot commercials together in the past.

Yeah.

I just need there to be more friendship.

No, not only that, I do wonder if like, you know, Travis like

talked to Christian about like marriage and, you know, made it look enticing.

Like, I did wonder, like, so fresh off the wedding.

Of course, like, if they're catching up, the first thing is like, oh, you got married three days ago.

Tell me about that.

And I don't know, I just feel like Christian and Olivia make a really good case for marriage.

Oh, I was thinking more so like if I'm Olivia, I'm sending Christian in like become friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Double date, friends with Taylor.

I feel like it's already stoppable.

I think it's already in the cards because they're so close, the McCaffreys.

Is she going to be Olivia McCaffrey?

I like that name.

They're so close with the Kittles.

And the Kittles are really close with Travis from life.

Are they?

Yes.

And also now with Receiver even more.

I follow Claire.

She's like always posting pictures of Travis and George.

They like know each other.

Okay.

So like it's it's already there.

It's all happening.

Right.

But maybe the lows of it all could bring them together further.

I just need like the women here to like get it together.

Like I doubt like Travis Christian and George Kittle are like thinking about like how they can get their wives together.

The wives need to like orchestrate this.

I was just going to say like I do believe that the wives are thinking about it.

Yeah.

And we just kind of have to let the chips fall where they may.

Also, they were like Super Bowl rivals.

So maybe they couldn't have a real friendship until now.

I forgot about that part.

Right.

I was just like thinking about like the fun stuff.

No, they look at each other.

They are not thinking like our wives would be good friends.

They're thinking.

But that's what's wrong with the NFL.

Like that's because that's not their first thought.

Yeah.

And maybe if it was their first thought, they would know what it's like to all be at the air restaurant together.

Well, I just want to say, I'm excited for this commercial.

Yeah, what's the brand?

Lowe's.

I wonder what the angle will be.

Like, will it be Super Bowl rivals?

Will it be.

What are the Lowe's like vibes in their commercials?

I can't.

I'm like, it's like Home Depot.

Yeah, I was thinking,

but that's Home Depot.

What is like the Lowe's slogan?

Well, they had this Lowe's commercial with Christian McCaffrey, Travis Kelsey, and Dak Prescott from last year.

But I just feel like everything has changed.

Like, last year is irrelevant.

Everything

has changed.

Totally, by the way.

Not at all.

Creative is completely different.

Like, Travis, his whole narrative has changed.

Like, he's with Taylor.

Christian is a married man.

They're Super Bowl champions and heroes.

It's just different.

It's just different.

And it's different.

There's literally a Taylor song for everything.

What's also crazy is that whatever this commercial is, is going to be playing like every weekend, all the time, every game, you know?

Like whenever we do see it, we'll never stop seeing it.

Good, because I also just read another story.

So it better be good.

That Travis Kelsey, oh, you just remind me of something.

Just remind me of the school bus, okay?

Okay.

That Travis Kelsey, it just came out, he said on his podcast that he ended up spending $3 million for his suite at the Super Bowl.

Now, Travis Kelsey is extremely liquid, and I think last year like was a banner year for him, but that's still a lot of money.

It's not a lot of money for Teller Schift.

It's a lot of money for Travis.

So I'm glad that he's booking gigs like this.

You know what I hope?

It's an investment in his future.

Of course.

I hope that the commercial gets syndicated nationwide.

Like I hope for success for Lowe's, like I do, and for, you know, Travis ultimately.

Wait, I was just reminded of something, but I can't remember.

The podcast.

I might have this.

Okay, wait.

The podcast that Travis went on when they were sitting in the school bus.

Yeah.

What was it called?

Bussing Boys.

No, like

no, like the Bussing Boys.

Oh, you're right.

Boys on the Bus.

Yeah.

Boys on the Bus podcast.

And then I think, like, colloquially, they're called the Bussing Boys.

Oh, yeah, Bussing with the Boys.

Bussing with the Boys.

Oh, it's Barstool.

I didn't know that.

Okay, apparently I I was just remembering another podcast like that went.

Okay, wait, I can't remember what exactly I wanted to say.

Just give me one second.

It said school bus.

No, no, I know, I know, I know.

But

so they're also the podcast that did something.

I can't remember.

I realized the other day, I was like, oh, wait, the bus podcast is also the podcast that somethinged, but I can't remember what it was.

So I'm just trying to look for like their most popular

things.

It was like important.

Okay, germane to the culture.

I mean, it's still the effects of the mold.

As try as we may to be normal, like we still have brain fog, okay?

Crap.

It's like really bothering me.

I'm sorry.

Whatever.

Well, maybe it'll come to you.

No, like I had seen a clip of it.

If anybody knows what I'm talking about, like what else did the Bustin Boys podcast do?

Oh, they'll tell you in two seconds.

I wish we could have it right now in this moment.

Okay.

Maybe it will come back to you.

Like, seriously, being brain dead has its lows.

Yeah, we experienced highs earlier in the week, but like now

we remember why we don't want this life.

Right.

I think you have to let it go.

You think?

Okay.

I think I know what it was.

What?

I think

Jellyroll announced his being on the 5K that like on their podcast.

And then we use that as a story.

Okay.

So like us and the boys are connected.

I do think that's what it was.

Although I'm not feeling like that at this point.

No, but that's pretty good.

Okay.

Even if that's not it, but that was true also.

Yeah.

But I don't remember it being that.

No, I know.

I'm like so annoying, like annoyed with myself.

Yeah, now everything is like completes first 5k.

And also when you say podcast, it's like Bert and Tom.

Yeah, so just sound off in the comments, you guys, is that what I'm thinking?

Like, you guys always know what I'm thinking.

I feel like that has to be it.

Hold on, clock in.

Is that like that interesting?

I don't know why I would like clock that in my memory.

What?

You barely clocked it though.

No, I know.

So maybe it is that.

No, I don't know.

What else did, like, like, what else did the busting with the boys do?

Like, in our universe, that would mean a lot.

In our universe.

Also, then it's just good to know what they did, even if it wasn't what you were thinking.

Correct.

Our next story is something really important to discuss today, which is Women's World dropped last night.

Claudia and I are closely monitoring the situation.

Closely monitoring the situation.

We had a little listening party before the show.

It's in the vlog.

It's in the vlog.

You guys, the song is so amazing.

The song is so amazing.

I will say it's two minutes and 50 seconds.

Like, she really did the least.

Yeah, she's no bridge.

The whole song is the one chorus, which is really good.

And the verses are bad.

The chorus is amazing.

So, sonically, I love the song.

I love the song.

I wish she like put in a little bit more effort, just a little bit.

And I wasn't going to have one negative thing to say about it until this morning.

We did something stupid and we watched the music video.

We did because watching the music video was self-harm.

It was self-harm.

And like, now I'm reminded of everything I said yesterday where it's like Katy Perry has sold her soul.

Katy Perry has sold her soul.

Katy Perry doesn't know who she is.

Katy Perry is trying so hard to be something.

I couldn't even tell you what the message of the video was.

Like I watched the whole thing and I was like, what is she trying to say here?

I don't even think she knows what she was trying to say.

Like there were urinals.

There were vibrators.

There was a robot.

There was a gas pump.

She was in her ass.

It was weird.

And also at the end, when she takes that influencer's like camera and I was like, who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

And maybe that's like a self-commentary on, like, people who say that Katie Perry doesn't know who she is.

And she said, That is Katie Perry.

It's not a self-commentary.

She does, she's not self-aware enough to know that, like, that's the critique of her.

Okay, well, I can't think of any other reason why it would be there.

And, like, still, it's not like, oh, she slayed and she let us know.

Like, no, we ask again, who are you?

Yeah, the music video was really bad.

And I think, like, it did damage to the progress that the song made for her.

And I also, I don't want to look at the song like too closely because, like I said, like, sonically, it's perfection.

But then we were listening to it in the car on the way home, and the lyrics.

Oh, yeah.

No, there's just like the one lyric when, when you're singing it, like, you don't really think to ask the question, but it's like,

here, um,

oh, God, Woman's World by Little Mix.

Oh, I didn't realize they did that.

Oh, wow, copyright infringement.

Yeah, woman's world.

Oh,

what?

What is it?

It's a woman's world.

And you're lucky to be living in it.

Uh-huh.

It's all I know.

Yeah.

Oh,

because it's like, we ain't going nowhere.

Where would we be going?

So true, first of all.

No, like women have been around since the dawn of time.

But I do want to say, like, before I saw the video and I was just listening to the song, like, I approve of that message.

It's just a celebration of womanhood.

It's a woman's world.

Like, it's giving who runs the world, girl.

Literally.

It just got a little too stupid.

Like, we ain't going nowhere.

Like,

where would we be going?

That's what I mean.

If we go anywhere, then, like, civilization goes everywhere.

Yeah.

That's what I mean.

Like, a little bit more effort into, like, maybe a bridge.

I don't look too closely into it.

Yeah.

Like if she had put in like 90 more minutes of work for real, just like made the lyrics like a little bit more substantial and perhaps added a bridge, I think it could have been a 10 out of 10.

But I guess we're taking it for what it is, which is just like a song.

And I feel like those critiques that we have.

not to just like make it okay in my head, but I feel like that's the Dr.

Luke.

Like he doesn't know how to celebrate women.

So he writes this dumb shit.

So, and it is really crazy now that we're like, now that we're going there, like we're debunking, like getting really into the weeds on this song, to write a a song that celebrates womanhood, like produced by Dr.

Luke Lick, is really crazy.

No, but then I think when you look at the song in the video, it's like, yeah, that's fake feminism.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And like, yeah.

But I love the song.

No, I love the song, but I guess, yeah, I don't know what the point of the video was or the message was, but for me, like, message was received.

For me, it's what I'm always going on about, like, the worst type of woman feminists, like, lifting each other up.

It's like, it's so fake.

However, like, if you want to do it, do it to a good beat and we'll minimize our complaints.

The song is really good, like I'll be listening to it, and that's really actually at the end of the day, all that matters.

So, Katy Perry stays winning.

So, we can say, like, go stream women's world, it's worth your time, and it's only two minutes and 50 seconds, like Turt said.

Yeah, I do feel like we're maybe the only people on the planet who care, which is so crazy.

Like, when we were at our live show last night, like, asking people about it, the crowd was so like, we don't care about this.

I think, like, you and I are closely monitoring the situation and nobody else.

Yeah, but I think for two reasons: one, like, we've been Katy Perry fans and we just want our Katie back.

Yeah, I want my Katie back.

My old Camaro and a firework track.

I want my fish and my water bowl.

Now Katy Perry's gonna rock and roll.

She was with Trisha Paytas in the music video and I love Trisha Paytas.

No complaints.

But I do feel like putting like a YouTuber or a TikToker in your music video is what you do.

Like, you know.

When all hope is lost.

Like, right, no, no, not when all hope is lost.

Or, okay, yeah.

Or when, or when you're on your, it's either you're on your way up or you're on your way down.

Like, Kid Leroy just had alex earl in his music video and was like huge and like that's perfect he's on the rise like she's a young hot thing like i feel like katy perry doing it like she should be like a little bit beyond that yeah and was alex earl like the music video star yeah i love that

what this was this yeah knows everything even if like morgan wallen who's at the top had alex earl as like the girl in his music video like that would be unbelievable if To have like an influencer just like pulling a truck, like it's giving Megan Traynor, who's like, and I like her and I like her music.

Yeah, but that's perfect for Megan Trainer.

Yeah, but also, Katy Perry has kind of a complex history for those who don't know, with like working with influencers.

In her flop era, Swish, Swish, Bitch, another one,

another one in the basket.

She had an influencer in it, and there was, there's like a lot of controversy.

She like basically called the influencer fat in the video.

It's really weird.

And the influencer was like, I had no idea that that's what I was being hired for.

Like, if I did, like, perhaps I wouldn't have done it.

So, like,

it's just weird.

Like, it's weird that she would want to do that again.

With Trisha Paytas, have an influencer in?

Yeah.

She just has, like, sort of a complex history.

Yeah.

Anyways, I'm here for influencers starring in music videos.

Maybe she makes music videos so bad so that we wouldn't be following her Cameron Westcott trial, which we are.

Yeah.

Oh, we also have to, we have to hold space for two things at the same time.

And that's going to be a hard one.

It is.

Because Woman's World is just a bop.

Yep.

Bops are bops.

Bop's going to bop.

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Our next story, trailer news, The Perfect Couple trailer has dropped.

Oh, my God.

Nicole Kidman, Megan Fahey are starring in the Netflix Limited series, which is an adaptation of Ellen Hildebrand's murder mystery novel.

So we both read The Perfect Couple.

It's by Ellen Hildebrand.

Now, if you don't know Ellen Hildebrand, like seriously,

educate yourself.

You're missing out on the vibes.

It's Nantucket.

It's Northeast.

It's Hydrangeas.

It's rich.

It's elegant.

It's

every shape.

She's the Nancy Myers of authors.

Yes,

perfectly put.

Honestly, and this is one of my favorite books of her.

Golden Girl is one of my favorite too, but this is really like, it's a perfect book.

It's a perfect book.

It's a little murder mystery, but it's not in like a spooky way.

It's a glamorous setting, a fabulous, wealthy family, a wedding.

It's a who done it.

It's a who done it.

And now it is being laid into a Netflix show.

And we have been...

A show a movie.

A limited series.

Oh my God, I don't know why I thought it was a movie.

We have been updating you guys about the casting and now the trailer has dropped and it just looks perfection.

And so I'm so hopeful for this because the book and the story is so great, but they gave it the Hollywood treatment.

That's why I thought it was a movie.

Like, not skimp.

Oh my God, it's so because it's about this very, very wealthy family, and the whole thing takes place at their Cape Cod or Nantucket house.

Um, so it's like this huge, sprawling estate, and they really look like they gave it the budget that it deserves.

And we've been so excited about the casting: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, our queen, Megan Faghey, Dakota Fanning.

Like, my question is: who is playing who?

There were so many people in that trailer.

Like, who is playing the blonde girl?

The bride?

Yeah.

I don't think she's blonde.

I think it was that Brunette girl who was like looking in the mirror in the trailer.

I think that's the merit.

Oh, oh, oh.

Because the

friend of the bride, I think.

I think Megan Fahey is the bride.

But she was being bitchy, and the bride isn't bitchy.

Megan Fahey was acting like she owned the place.

Also, Megan Fahey felt like the sister-in-law because she was like, Thing about this family.

I thought that Dakota Fanning felt like the sister-in-law because she was quirky.

The thing is, I guess we'll have to.

Because she was was wearing a fancy dress.

I guess we'll have to just like watch it, you know?

I feel like they added stuff to

which is going to be a little annoying, but I guess sometimes like for a limited series, like you need a lot of stuff, you need a lot of characters.

So I think they're going to change it.

I hope

it's not perfect.

I hope they don't change who did it.

Well, yeah, that's the other thing.

And even if you're not a reader, like this is an amazing perfect book.

It's not too long.

It's just, it has everything.

Like, get the experience of reading the book because it's a whodunit.

And like, seriously, you are never, ever going to guess it.

It's like kind of the perfect plot twist.

But I I also feel like I read it so long ago that whatever the show is, usually I don't like to watch shows of like books that I liked, but I don't feel attached to this book in a way that I loved it.

Like I just really enjoyed it.

Even if they change it, like it just looks like a good show on its own that had a really good inspiration in that book.

And we know that like Nicole Kidman does books well, big little eyes.

Like she has a track record.

She's proven time and time.

I didn't read Nine Perfect.

Actually, I didn't read Nine Perfect Strangers.

And also, you're kind of like one of the only people who didn't like that.

I think it was universally like accepted.

Oh my God.

I really didn't like it.

I found it insufferable.

I didn't finish it and I didn't read the book.

So I guess I'll never know what happened with Masha.

Oh no.

Oh no.

But I trust her.

I do.

And I'm thrilled.

Even though the last time Netflix did an adaptation, it was Luckiest Girl Alive.

And I didn't think that was so great.

I hate to say it.

Yeah, because we love that book.

I just feel, and I love me lately.

And they gave it everything they had.

Did they?

I think they, they actually didn't.

I think they took the book.

The book is perfect.

And I think they took the book and like took the worst parts of it.

Like they missed out so much on so much good stuff.

I guess.

Maybe it's just, maybe some books just don't translate.

Maybe.

I do think this one has the potential to translate like perfectly.

Yeah.

If done right, which it looks like it was.

I think the casting is just fabulous.

It looked, I mean, trailers are supposed to look amazing, but it did look incredible.

So it comes out on September 5th.

We will see you then.

Like that is just something I'm really looking forward to.

If you're going to ask me like what, what, what's on the horizon post-summer?

This.

Here, here's a picture of the family.

Dakota Johnson, Dakota Fanning, looks pregnant.

So she would be the sister-in-law.

Megan Faye would be the bride.

I guess this, where's Megan Faye?

He's not even in this picture.

This girl looks like, I think she's the bride, but...

Yeah, I think she's the bride too, because that's obviously a family photo.

The bride was supposed to be blonde.

Because it doesn't matter.

Not too much.

I don't know.

It just like...

So is Megan Faye married?

Because she's not in that photo?

Yeah, you could look on ID.

No, it's so much more fun to just like wait.

Okay, okay.

Great.

And there's like a lot of brothers.

Yeah.

And which one is the

husband to be?

We'll never know.

Not this one.

It was like silly.

Can I go with it?

We'll never know.

Okay.

I'm excited.

Me too.

I love that they're giving us not only trailers, family photos, like they're giving us assets.

There are assets to consume, and we are extremely grateful to Netflix and everybody involved in the project.

Yes.

I can't wait.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Fifth and final story of the final episode of the week.

It's giving sad, sad.

it is but yes i'm ready because i do have to pay our fifth and final story is that sabrina carpenter is a nepo niece okay is she bart simpson the actress who voices bart simpson nancy cartwright is sabrina carpenter's auntie so nancy cartwright who voices bart in the simpsons is that a man yeah okay learned that a dad right i learned that a woman no that's homer bart's the little kid i will learn that a woman plays a Bart.

Didn't know that.

Do you know that?

No.

Confirmed that she's Sabrina Carpenter's auntie.

The actress actress made a TikTok on Tuesday about her familial ties with Sabrina.

She said, isn't that amazing when you find out that somebody, maybe you've known me for a little while, doing this little 10-year-old boy for 35 some years and some of you guys for like way less than that find out that I'm related to this superstar?

She's pretty amazing.

She captioned it.

The rumors are true.

Sabrina Carpenter is my niece.

The aunt was a pea job.

I saw this video.

She's just like so proud of her niece.

But it does beg the question of nepotism.

Now, I think one could argue like these are two totally different spaces.

Like it maybe is a coincidence, but it is important to remember, like, you know, Sabrina got her start in TV in Disney.

Like, I feel like her aunt definitely helped her.

Yeah,

she was just like, hey, I saw this role, you'd be good for it.

But here, she took her to a premiere in 2011.

The thing is, of the happy feet, too.

The cream rises, and that's exactly what we've seen with Sabrina Carpenter.

She's an extremely talented songstress, performer, songwriter, vocalist.

And, you know, there are a lot of kids, girls, who came out of Disney and wanted to be singers and didn't quite hack it.

Yeah.

No, Sabrina Carpenter didn't get to be the summer of Sabrina because her aunt is Bart Simpson's voice.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe she got her, you know, audition at Disney because her aunt, but everything else was Sabrina.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Also, she talked about, she's like spoken about it for, but I guess like people just weren't listening back then because you guys were sleeping on all of her previous albums and you should stream something you were sleeping, but you know what we were doing?

Twiddling them thumbs, kiddled

down.

But in March 2021, if anyone was listening other than us, she said, it's pretty wild, isn't it?

It runs in the family, I guess.

By relation, I'm also a legend.

No, absolutely not even close, but I will just say that my whole life, that was the coolest thing in the world to me.

I wasn't even allowed to watch the show until I was a little bit older.

The woman is a woman of many talents.

She's not just Bart, and she always blows me away.

Well, let's also talk about how probably rich this woman is.

Like, that's a job in the industry

that pays

for life.

Wait, she also is known for voicing Chucky in Rugrats, Rufus in Kim Possible, and Mindy in Animaniacs.

So, yeah, Kim Possible, she has that Disney.

She knows a phone number of someone at Disney.

No.

She's like a legendary voice actress who's playing like an important role at the time in the Disney.

Like, she's Sabrina got her job at Disney because of her aunt.

Like, let's just say that.

Everything else she got?

I think she got a closely looked at audition because of her aunt.

Like, a very consistent.

She didn't get just thrown into a pile of names.

Her resume was plucked out because of her aunt.

what happens next is on Sabrina.

Yeah.

Rufus, that's, yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's good to know.

Yeah.

The thing is, once you sort of understand that everybody in Hollywood is in one way connected to someone or something, like there are very, very few people who are truly discovered on the streets of, you know, Mississippi

of their farm, right?

Or like in a Wendy's,

you'll just feel better.

It was discovered at Wendy's.

Emily Didonato.

At Wendy's?

Yeah.

I thought the mall.

No, Wendy's.

She tells a story.

I might be making that up.

I never remember Wendy's.

Okay, so speaking of scouts.

For me, like, her story was like the classic mall model scouts.

I'm pretty sure like the lady behind her in line at Wendy's.

Like, I'm 90% sure.

Oh, wow.

Or I'm making it up.

But it was a story like that.

A tale as old as time.

I had two thoughts I wanted to share totally randomly.

I was watching DCC, and I know I like watched Without You, but they give them all makeovers at one point.

They take them to the salon, and it really made me realize like dcc is america's ex hot model coming back because it's very unfiltered she'll like you know kelly will tell someone when they need to lose weight when they're ugly like their hair is bad and that's like was kind of the best part of america's exotic and like how they were all having breakdowns when they got their hair chopped off um but i feel like tyra did it to hurt them no and like not to make them like more beautiful objectively but like to make them more interesting but like yeah it's like i have to live like this yeah it's not just for the picture it's to make them more interesting not to make them more beautiful and i think for dcc like i didn't see the episodes you're talking about but like they're making them just like more instagramming yeah they had like more hair and like all the girls got extensions and they she kept talking about that one girl and it was really like so hard on her that like she just like her face has like no features and she just kind of fades and i was like what are you talking about and then i i saw what she was talking about no but the makeovers were good like they were actually because they just want and it was like this big dallas salon they just wanted them all to have like bigger hair brighter hair and bigger lips like it was not did they get injection no no like they didn't make up makeovers too so they all got like maybe like an eyebrow yeah it wasn't it was nobody was like destructive but it just reminded me, like, and DCC is so good and it's so popular.

And I think that they'll have seasons to come.

Like, I think it's going to become a big show for Netflix.

And we need that back in the culture.

Like, it's not PC.

Yeah.

And it's everything.

Hysterical.

The other thing I wanted to say is those are the fast size stories.

And I am going to request that, in lieu of Queenie and Meenie of the Week today, we do a new segment because I discovered the craziest thing.

And it's going to be called, instead of Queenie of the Week, it's going to be called Question of the Week.

Okay.

Okay.

I have long been confused by this one person.

Her name is Alexandra Jadario.

I'm sure you know her.

She's an actress with blue eyes from White Lotus, from

Why Women Kill, from a bunch of things.

From True Detective.

She has Maywatch.

She has made waves this week because she announced she's pregnant.

Yes.

And I was stalking her, and her pregnancy announcement was so cute.

And her caption was hilarious.

I can't wait for my kids to be in

my son or daughter, I forget, to be in nursery with Haley Bieber's and Margot Robbie.

Like very cute, very funny.

And then I just got stalking her Instagram.

I want you to guess how many followers Alexandra Didario has.

20 12 million

28 million and i have to know why now if you wanted to start a list i wouldn't be mad like people who have way more followers than they should mark ruffalo also has 28 million followers

i i know that there's a lot of lore to alexandra dodario that i'm not familiar with there is i think she's kind of like a like a sydney sweeney Who only has 20 million followers.

So wait, Alexandra Dodario has 8 million more.

Like, please, actually, somebody explain it to me.

Let's, I, like, I think she was really big from True Detective.

I feel like she's in something, maybe like Marvel, something we don't know about.

Like, how is she so famous?

Because for me, she was the girl from White Lotus and White Lotus was huge, and she definitely like got a couple of million followers from that.

Oh, but, but no.

I feel like she's just like a busy and booked actress, but not like

28 million.

That's like on the level of the kids from Riverdale.

What was she on that like had the thing?

I think it's True Detective.

That was the first time I had.

People who watch True Detective don't like Instagram stan.

Yeah.

Does she have anything that resembles like a DC Marvel?

I think she has Transformers.

Claudia.

There's no way.

Like Instagram, like an Instagram.

Because her, like, Instagram is like fruit from the farmer's market.

But it's not.

People are like waiting for like ass and titties.

No.

Yeah.

But why would they think that of her?

From True Detective, is she naked in True Detective?

Yeah.

And like her breasts.

Hmm.

It's always sunny.

Was she like a mainstay on that?

I feel like she might have been.

I don't know.

I think she should make it in True Detective.

Hmm.

This is like a blind spot for me in the culture.

Alexandra Dodario.

And then I just like look and she has 28 million followers and I'm thinking to myself, what did I miss?

Yeah, I think

people like want to look at her.

And so they follow her on Instagram.

That's like who you would follow.

Someone that's

a lot of men.

Yeah.

But also she's like like fashion, but so she's like women, but yeah, I do think men.

Okay.

Not to like diminish what she's doing.

No, of course not.

She's an extremely successful and talented actress in her own right.

But please sound off.

Like, that's just my theory, like, just based on cleaning.

It's an Amanda Knox to me.

It's a blind spot in culture.

Like, I know everything.

Are you okay?

My butt pain is so bad.

Yeah, I just had the worst butt pain.

So I've been doing it.

I saw you doing.

I saw you rearranging.

Today, when we were downstairs, I rearranged and it was the most pain I've ever had.

Oh my god,

I don't want to go back to that place, so I have to go really slow.

No, by the way, when you were doing the dream, I dad, I was moving so slow.

No, you guys, my butt hurts more than ever.

I think we have sciatica.

That's what I said I have.

But

we're having the same thing.

No, but we're describing it differently.

No, we're just having different regions.

My tailbone is not part of this problem.

Okay.

And you would say that your tailbone...

Yeah, I have a pelvic floor issue.

I have sciatica.

I need to be doing figure fours.

So that's my question of the week.

Who in the world is Alexandra Didario?

Like, how how did I miss that?

All because I didn't watch True Detective.

I don't watch every show, but I still know people.

Like, you don't watch Euphoria, but you know, Zendaya.

Like,

seriously, help.

Do you like that segment?

Question of the week?

Yeah.

I like that.

And then also my list.

People who have so many followers.

And like, seriously, how?

Yeah.

She was on All My Children, but like, anyone could be on that.

You don't get followers

from All My Children.

Yeah.

White Collar, but who knows?

Maybe she just had like a little cameo.

Mayfair witches.

I don't think so.

San Andreas, yeah.

Like,

I feel like she's in a lot of guys.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, the rock, baywatch, yeah, like stuff for guys.

Oh, Bruno, are you choking?

Bruno's.

Bruno said, Alexander Dejario, yeah, I follow her.

Bruno's a man's man.

Bruno is such, like, he's the embodiment of toxic masculinity.

It's so true.

Look at him.

Look at him just sleeping while the women work.

Man spreading.

Bruno, it's a woman's world.

And you're lucky to be living in it.

Uh-huh.

So those were the fast five.

That's our week.

Swirly summer week two in the can.

In the can.

First full swirly summer week, even though we didn't do Wednesday.

But no, like we didn't have video last week.

We came out on a Tuesday.

True.

True.

And maybe you guys should get used to just like one episode not happening a week.

Yeah.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

You know, me.

I'm such a talking.

It doesn't make sense.

Like, I just like to threaten you.

Okay.

That's so true, by the way.

She's all talking about it.

Like, can we never just not do an episode when we're sitting here?

She's all bark and nobody.

It's like, what?

Don't listen to a word this bitch says, okay?

I'm being like making empty threats.

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