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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to The Toast.

It's Friday.

Hope everyone's doing well, feeling fine, giving Fryer energy.

It's Fraye energy for sure.

We're back together.

We are.

It's a very joyous Friday.

We have so much to celebrate.

So many cause to celebrate.

So many risins d'étaires, right?

So many joie de vives.

So many joie de vives.

Today is Friday.

It's giving well-deserved.

It's giving conclusion.

Yeah.

to this week i guess yeah because next week next show you're gone oh my god i didn't put together this is my last show on earth

No, it's my last show for a week.

Yeah, so next week is guest co-host with me.

I have such a fun week lined up, but wow, a lot's going to happen between this show and the next show.

We're going to be properly celebrated.

We have a full day today.

We have our party tomorrow.

Then I'm going home.

Then I'm starting toast week.

Yeah.

Co-host week.

It's going to be really fun.

Wow.

Busy, busy.

Busy, busy.

Busy b.

So today is just kind of giving.

the last time we can talk about Toast Diversary.

This year.

This year.

Oh, this year.

It's crazy that Toastiversary happens every year, actually, but we're acting.

Not on this level.

No, not on this level.

That's what I just keep trying to say is like, why now?

Why this year have we just decided, balls to the walls, we're going to make the biggest deal out of this?

This time last year...

You were pregnant.

Yeah, that was surclage.

You were having a surclage.

We were not like stopping to smell the roast.

No, I think I posted an IG story, like, happy five years of toast.

Wow.

Right.

We didn't make reels that went viral.

No, certainly not.

I don't even think I posted to my grid.

So this year's just different.

Also, five is, you know, different than six.

Some would argue it's smaller than six, you know?

But in some ways, it's bigger.

Question mark.

No, but I feel good that we've just landed on the number six.

And I feel good that we just used it as an excuse to throw a party to have you here.

Jackson, New York, nothing better.

Like, we had a girly swirly night out last night.

We did.

We had dinner.

We had drinks.

It was fabulous.

Yeah, we had a lot of fun.

Not to like rub it in.

Rub it in because you guys like weren't invited and you never will be.

But like it was so good to see the girlies, especially you haven't seen a lot of the girlies in so long.

Yeah, IRL.

Such a fun night with friends.

Friendships are so important.

You know what?

So funny, I was actually thinking that at the table last night.

Like it's so good to have friends.

Yeah.

And it's like we all get caught up in our own lives, but it's so,

it's really just great perspective just to like chat with the girlies, hear about them, they hear about you.

It makes you realize like, I feel like you get so in the weeds on stuff and sometimes you just need to download on your friend.

I completely agree.

And I, too, looked around the table and I said, Good, good girls.

These are good girls.

We had a good time.

We had good food.

Good food.

We drank awesome shooters.

We listened to awesome music and we did indeed soak up each other's awesomeness.

And that's kind of if you're feeling like Jackson, I look like a little weary, a little tired, it's because we gave it all to the girly swirly night out.

Like, yeah, emotionally.

And I'm not even talking about it.

It wasn't that crazy.

I was home by 10.

Like, it was, it was an emotional dinner.

I gave, I gave all of me to dinner.

You were emotional?

You were.

Oh, my God.

You're talking about Charlie.

We We got a little choked up.

But no, I wasn't emotional.

I just mean like I gave so much of myself, my social battery.

I just left it all at the restaurant.

I left it all in that little corner booth.

Yeah, it was a great table too.

You got a round table, which is just so far superior.

Half booth, round table.

Round tables, I feel, are, you know, they're not ergonomical.

You know, in a restaurant, I feel if you want to fit in as many people as you can to a restaurant, which I think, you know, in New York, when you're trying to make your rent, that's what you do.

Square tables are the answer.

But round tables, if you can afford the luxury, are that a luxury?

They're palatial.

They're stately.

No one was left out of the combo.

I don't feel like I didn't catch up with someone.

I feel like we were having group conversations.

We weren't siloed.

And you have a round dining table in your home at home and in your dining room at home, excuse me, in your home at home.

And let me tell you, the meals I've had there, I feel so well communicated.

I feel so well situated.

In touch with everyone.

In touch.

We kept in touch.

We kept in touch.

We KIT'd.

We KIT'd.

So we're going to keep KITing this weekend.

We have a really fun day planned.

We've got lots of activities.

I got Botox.

Thanks for watching.

Shout out Dr.

Yeezy

for this Svotch.

I just, I feel, I keep forgetting.

I got it, and then I look in the mirror and I'm like, not moving.

My eyebrows are still

grumpy-faced, angry birds, but I, you know, it's literally only been 12 hours, but my

tough, up-to-date,

they are on their way out.

So it's just a very exciting time for little to no face movement.

You look literally so different, do I?

Yeah, with your Brotox, like 10 years younger.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

I just feel like it's like, no, I don't.

No, you do.

You look fresh.

Do I

sound up in the comments, you guys?

Jackie thinks I'm being facetious.

Yeah, because she tells me I can't take a compliment.

No, because I don't, like, it doesn't make you look different.

No, you do look different.

I look different.

So explain that.

Hmm.

Things to explain.

That.

That.

Things in which to explain.

That.

Okay, we'll sign up in the comments.

Only with nice stuff, please.

Just in the mood.

And then the stories.

What do you feel?

So here's the thing.

There is major, like, breaking news today.

There's one major story, and then the rest sort of like fall by the wayside compared to the one story.

I don't even want you to think too hard about what it is because I'm sure you've seen it.

Okay.

But it's really major news.

Okay, now I'm like intrigued.

It's only been six minutes, but should we dive in?

I'm dying to know what it is.

Is it related to OJ?

No.

There's no OJ follow-up.

Yeah, I feel like the OJ follow-up was Caitlin Jenner tweeting Good and Ridden.

Like, honestly, hysterical, especially for anyone to say that, yes.

For someone who's like low-key connected to OJ and the whole saga through, you know, Chris's ex-husband, even crazier.

Yeah, which is why, did they start their podcast yet?

Keeping up with sports coos?

Keeping up with sports coos.

No.

They didn't?

I mean, I feel like we would have heard something about it.

I agree, but I feel like with the podcast, like when you announce it, you got to start rolling tape.

If you announce it without a first episode, like, what's the point?

It's not like a movie.

It's bad marketing.

Anyways, all is that to say, like, Caitlin's willing to say it and mention it all, which is why I'm curious to listen to Coose.

Which is like the makings of a good podcaster.

Someone who like doesn't give a fuck and just like says crazy shit.

Yeah.

You might be onto something there.

Time will tell.

So I'm ready to dive in because I'm actually very curious what this first story is.

Where have I been all day?

Just don't even think about it.

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It's giving swirly biography.

it is giving swirly biography our first story the big breaking news of the day golden bachelor bomb show

yeah gary turner and theresa nist are divorcing after three months of marriage you guys love is dead yeah this is i have a hot day

i'm sorry i'm shocked this is shocking it's it's embarrassing The Golden Bachelor was supposed to be better than this.

Like, this is giving, who was that couple?

Chris Soules and Whitney?

Well, I think they were like the shortest people to ever be engaged for like the shortest amount of time from that show.

Yeah.

This is shorter.

Like this isn't.

Well, at least these got married.

No, this isn't shorter.

This is three months and they got married.

You're right.

You're right.

No, I'm sorry.

The Golden Bachelor was supposed to be better than this.

They were supposed to set the standard.

They were supposed to bring the Bachelor back to the seriousness that it started as.

It's kind of a disgrace.

This is disgraceful.

Older people should know better, not to be so reckless into like getting married to someone who you're not absolutely sure of.

Like, I don't know.

I hate to judge them.

Some people should be like more sure of things and of themselves and of other people and like know thyself.

This is kind of tacky.

Like,

no, I'm sorry.

This really tarnishes the Golden Bachelor brand, which was pretty much pristine.

Even Jerry and his hot tub couldn't.

They tried to take him down and they didn't, but this just might.

Like, I need to know what happened.

And to be completely honest, I don't know if anyone in particular is to blame, but I do, I feel like this reflects really poorly on Gary Jerry.

And I'm disappointed in him.

I expected more from him.

And honestly, I feel like maybe that article was onto something

about him.

You think it's a very important thing.

This is character.

Behavior on his part.

This is what their statement said.

Not that it would ever say, like, me.

I cheated on Jerry.

Stop.

Teresa and I have had a number of heart-to-heart conversations, and we've looked closely at our situation, our living situation, and so forth.

And we've come to the conclusion mutually that it's probably time for us to dissolve our marriage.

We have received so much love and support from so many people who watch Golden Bachelor, and I don't think we can tell you how many people told us it gave them so much hope.

We want none of that to change for anybody.

I just feel like in some situations, like famous couples don't want to break up because of how it would affect their fans.

Are you talking to famous couples or famous couples throughout history?

Both.

Yeah.

It's throughout history.

It's a classic trope.

Like you don't want to let down the people.

And usually it's like, listen, you've got to do what's best for yourself.

Like you can't stand an unhappy marriage.

In this situation, they should have stayed together because the message was more important than their personal happiness.

Happiness.

No, I completely agree.

Like down with them in their inner peace, what they stood for for this country was more integral than any sort of happiness that they would find with any other people.

So just they can live separate lives.

We would never need to know about it.

But I agree.

They should have done more for them.

They should have faked it till they made it.

They should have done more for us.

And I just don't know why they couldn't make it work.

Seriously.

I just expect like people to be older to like do better.

Seriously.

No, but that's the thing.

Why this is so shocking is because we expected more.

Yeah, no, we expected more from when I saw this, like my, my initial reaction was just like, you're kidding.

I rolled, like, my eyes couldn't have rolled further behind my head if I tried.

Like, you're supposed to be different.

You're supposed to be better than the slum, like the the scum that usually acts like this.

I'm, maybe people are going to say we're being harsh.

I'm enormously disappointed.

Or they were naive to think that, like, this could work.

They should be listening and learning.

They should be doing better.

And

until then, I really don't want to hear from them.

Like, we were rooting for you.

We were all rooting for you.

We all were rooting.

And to be honest, like, I am not interested in seeing either of these two people's faces ever again.

Like, after what they put me through, I don't, they're not public figures to me anymore.

Like, their careers are as over as quickly as they started.

Like, I don't want to keep up with you.

I feel like Golden Bachelors, Teresa, finds you love.

I don't give a fuck, okay?

I feel like when Bachelor people are breaking up, like, they worry how it will affect like their, you know, they stay together longer because they're like, this will be bad for my career.

And usually, it's not, but like in this situation, this is bad for your career.

Like, you should have stayed together for your careers.

Gary and Teresa, if you're listening to this, I want to look you dead in the eyes.

You're dead to me.

Okay,

you make me like they

killed love.

It's so important to just add context checking i did not watch a show no

like i was compelled to and that says a lot because it takes a lot to compel me they should have just like waited at least a year this is insane this is childish behavior it is a shit stain on the image of the golden batch or on the brand it has left an indelible mark that i don't know if the franchise will ever seriously come back from And I just want to say all the things that they're worried about, like that they were worried about when they put out their.

It's not just your anxiety.

Like those fears are validated.

They're true.

They're coming true.

And you shouldn't have released them.

And by the way, given what you've done, I think we should, you know, be the first of many media companies to, we're going to put like an embargo on that.

We will, I will not be covering.

I will not reward this type of behavior.

Gary and Teresa, although I do blame Gary more, I just, I don't know why.

Because he made the wrong choice.

I

will not be covering like your career

dead in the water.

You'll never work in this town again.

And I say that with my whole fucking chest.

You will never work in this town again.

Hopefully, you didn't go on the show for the wrong reasons.

Because

if you went on for the right reasons, then this doesn't bother me.

It remains unaffected.

Great.

I can go back to my peaceful private life.

Correct.

So it's literally like it's trash.

It's trash for you.

Two days in a row, like news stories that actually have surprised me.

Yeah, I kind of love that.

At least like Hollywood is keeping us on our toes.

Yeah, I do feel like a jaded

consumer of energy news.

No, but I feel like when it comes to this this story i think we're all having the same sort of reaction like crisis of self yeah i think like gary and theresa are probably getting a lot of hate and they deserve it and i just want to say do not send i like i hate i can't send to hate gary's way were you about to say do not send hate their way here's the policy they are just no longer public figures the thing is you can't send hate to someone who doesn't exist no love no hate like this isn't a hateful message i'm sending it's like a disappointment and i have to like forgive you and i had a bit of hate in my message i have to forget you.

I want to forgive you because I have to forget you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, seriously, don't send hate Gary and Teresa's way.

Don't send hate.

We're just all moving forward with disappointment in our hearts.

Yeah.

A lot of it.

Some of us more than others.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

A little major podcasting news?

NPN.

Yeah, not the usual kind, like sling and business deals, which we like.

Okay, wait.

Before we go back, I know we usually do Weenie of the Week at the end of the show.

I think we should just call it right now, Weenies of the the Week are Teresa and Gary.

Yeah.

Okay.

So we don't even have to do that segment.

Unanimous verdict.

I wish I had my gavel.

Somewhere.

It's over there.

Oh, I see it.

Yeah.

Our next story, the big podcasting news, New Heights Live Show.

Live show.

It's New Heights Live Show.

It's New Heights Live.

Live show.

It's a New Heights Live show.

It's New Heights Live.

New Heights Live.

It's New Heights Live.

It's New Heights Live.

I like that.

New Heights Live.

Travis and Jason took their show on the road.

I mean, their podcast is massive, and that's what you do

when your podcast is big and you're in the offseason.

If you're not us, yeah.

Is a live show.

So they did their show at like an arena.

Yeah.

And a lot happened.

There was pyrotechnics, there was dancing.

I think Travis accepted a degree from the University of Cincinnati.

That's funny.

And I think they said, congrats, grads.

Well, by the way, he's wearing a cap and gown.

I guess we have to wish

Travis a congrats.

A congrats, Grad.

The thing is, like, they're doing like stereotypical podcaster things, but they're doing it so in their own way.

Like, I've never seen a live podcast like this, let alone at a stadium.

They're usually at theaters.

And with the pyrotechnics and the stage, and they had like this crazy intro, and they were dancing.

It honestly looked like a blast.

They should take it on the road in conjunction with the Aristotle.

Honestly, they should open up.

At this rate, they should open up for the Aristotle.

Don't make this fizzy.

They are so goofy.

No, and like seriously, like I'm sure it was a great show, but like to compare what they do to what Taylor does, like, it's actually disrespectful.

No comparison from me.

Me neither.

Except for, well, I guess they dance.

They have fire.

Yeah.

I'm sure they're singing.

Yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, where was the venue?

It looked like where they do like college gymnastics.

Ohio.

Maybe it's oh, well, that's their thing.

They're from Cleveland.

That makes sense.

Oh, that would make sense.

Why is it the new heights?

And do you think they're going to take this on the road, like in a more formal touring capacity i'm sure we could just say new heights live tickets

tickets tickets tickets

new heights live in cincinnati oh okay new heights live was it like a one-time

thing

related events

near you yeah i'm not seeing well maybe they wanted to see if it like if they liked it and if this would be a successful thing for them to do like when they're i think so i've seen a lot of headlines about it i saw a lot of fanfare me too Overall, it was really good.

And, like, who do you think was in attendance?

Like, football fans or Swifties?

Uh,

not like Swifties who don't listen to their podcast.

I think the people who listen to their podcast, which is a lot of people, it's number one all the time.

It is number one all the time.

It's actually so crazy.

I feel like for so long it was like Joe Rogan.

And honestly, Nuhits gives Joe Rogan a more, like, they're probably the only people on the podcasting landscape who actually give Joe Rogan a run for his money, like, who are even remotely close.

But, like, Smartless.

I don't think in terms of numbers, they're even like

remember spotify just well no he's not

skinny yeah okay no i'm going to podcast all podcasts i mean like in terms of charts yes but in terms of like actual downloads

top episodes like joe rogan's number one and then there's a bunch of shows that are always like two three four five six i don't think numbers two through six are even close in numbers oh oh i would agree with that but i think new heights sometimes is

Maybe when it's like the Super Bowl episode, but right now their episode from two days ago is like number 14.

Like Joe Rogan's episode from two days ago on Apple would be number one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, that's fair.

So I don't know if he's losing sleep over them.

It's just really crazy.

He's not how successful they are.

He should have them on.

I mean, maybe he has.

Would we even?

We would know.

We would know, if recently.

Joe.

I don't think they've definitely not been on together.

I don't think they've been on separately either.

I'm not seeing anything.

That would be a good episode.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Well,

jolly good show.

Congrats, grads.

Congrats to the grads.

Who grads?

Is the University of Cincinnati not an

online school?

Why, no.

I don't know why.

It's just giving University of Phoenix, you know?

No, I feel like they did it at their arena of University of Cincinnati.

I also feel like there's a chance that's where Jason and Travis went to school.

Oh, you know what?

You're totally right.

And is there a chance that Travis didn't graduate and then he just got his degree last year?

Sometimes when you go to the NFL, you like declare early and you don't graduate.

Yeah, that's fair.

I mean, I'm sure these things, I could look them up.

I'm not gonna.

It's also like my version though.

It's like super crazy that some people

for years go to college, like just graduate by the skin of their teeth, whether it be for financial reasons, whether it be for academic reasons.

And then they just give out honorary degrees.

That is so crazy to me.

Like, if I, I mean, actually, I did earn a college degree.

Like, when they give them out, like, yeah, that's low-key annoying.

Like, I worked hard and I paid for this.

Did you?

Yeah.

You know?

It's never bothered me.

No, but if you think about it, at its core, it's a bothersome ideal.

It's a bothersome ideal.

But no, I don't lose sleep over it, no.

No.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some content news from our favorite content creators?

The try guys?

Close.

Who are our favorite content creators?

It's kind of a tricky question.

I don't think you're going to get it.

But they are, like, we're always talking about them and their content or lack thereof.

Kardashians?

No.

Okay, I have no idea.

Megan and Harry.

Got it.

Megan and Harry are launching two new shows on Netflix featuring a cooking show and a show about professional polo.

So, Megan and Harry are in the early stages of production.

Harry, like try as he may, like, he is uninteresting.

Like, he's gonna keep trying.

I'm sorry, like, I would watch a cooking show with Megan Markle.

You would seriously have to pay me $10 million to sit down and watch a piece of shit show about polo.

First of all, like, bitch, this is America.

We don't give a fuck.

Second of all, we also like, look, he doesn't care about you either.

So, like, he's really trying to make that chap happen.

This is Harry.

I

gotta keep trying.

Gotta keep my head held high.

The way you just said try, I know the word try means a lot to you, like try, try guys, was so good.

You had like, you had vibrato.

Do you know what that is?

Yeah.

Like when your voice that kind of shakes.

Yeah, yeah, I know it's on my musical instrument.

It's like a do it one more time.

Hi.

Okay, never mind, never mind.

I gotta keep trying.

That was good, no?

I think it's because I came at the chorus straight on, so I didn't have to start from, like, I could switch the key.

Yeah.

You know, but when I start the song from the beginning, then when I hit that note, I'm somewhere else.

In a world all of your own.

That was beautiful.

Anyways, here are the deets about the shows: Megan and Harry making good on their big Netflix steal.

So she is working on a series celebrating the joys of cooking, gardening, entertaining, and friendship.

Love it and friendship.

That honestly sounds like the description for Barefoot Contessa, how she ends up with her.

I I was going to say for Joanna.

Except for Joanna, it's with her kids, and they like.

No, Aina has a dinner party at the end of every episode.

It's factual.

And I feel like it's a combination because she also, you know, then goes out to the chicken coop and gets the eggs and then uses the scraps from her meal, the onions, shavings, and gives into the pigs.

Yeah, the compost.

It's definitely giving, you know, Aina Joanna, Joaina fusion.

It's Joaina.

But I kind of like that.

I know that works.

I know.

And to be honest, like the perfect person to slot in for that.

Because she's like really beautiful to watch.

But also, Netflix has no content like that.

Yeah.

There's a lot of cooking shows on HBO Max.

That's where Joanna's is.

And then, of course, Discovery, which is where like the food network stuff is.

There's like

no sort of lifestyle cooking, gardening content on Netflix, right?

No, not that I've watched.

I guess like great British Bake Off, but that's not even original to Netflix.

Competition doesn't count.

It's a competition show, right?

Yeah.

It doesn't count.

Because of course they have nailed it, which is one of the best shows.

Leah Harriton, who produced Selena Gomez's cooking show, Selena and Chef.

People liked that.

Will serve as the showrunner.

And then the second series will focus on one of Harry's favorite sports, Polo.

The Untitled Project is currently filming at the U.S.

Open Polo Championship and is expected to take viewers behind the scenes of the glamorous game played on horseback.

Like, I just know when they were in these meetings with Netflix and, like, everyone was listening to Megan's idea.

Like, what you just described, that show, to me, that show sounds like an instant success.

Like, and I think when she announced her Riviera Orchard mayonnaise, whatever that thing was called.

R-O-M.

Orange Riviera.

American Riviera Orchard.

Thank you.

We had said like a Joanna Gaines type of show in conjunction with this.

This is exactly what I actually, we said we wanted from Megan.

And what they teased, and now this is in line with ARO.

And this is actually what I feel like we should have been getting from her from day one, like more lifestyle content.

And I just know they were pitching this, and the people at Netflix were like eating it up.

Like, yes, Megan, this is what we've been wanting for you for 10 years.

This is why we initially signed with you.

And then Harry comes in with his big dumb idea.

And we're all just like, yeah, okay, sure.

No, like, mark my words, no one will watch the show.

For sure, but I feel like it's fine to just like park it at Netflix.

They love a sports documentary.

There isn't one about polo.

Okay, sure, you could do it.

And plus they owe them content.

Well, and yes, and I feel like they've been waiting for Megan to deliver on this one like type of show.

Like this is perfect.

I can't really put into words like how much I endorse this.

Well, also, they had their documentary, Spill the Tea.

Yeah, Spill the Tea with Megan and Harry.

Yeah.

Also, the thing about Megan's show, it's a great idea.

And I look forward to watching it.

It's going to be beautiful and like vibe-y, aesthetic, love it.

But at the end of the day, the success of it will come down to her personality.

And how they promo no not how they promo she's gonna get all the promo in the world it's gonna be gargest fabulous but when you're watching a cooking show the person you are watching oh is the

most yes i need to not hate i need to like i need to relate to i need to not feel like she's trying to relate to me and like talk down it's all gonna hinge on her personality and i think she's got it she's got the markle sparkle yes everyone talks that's a good point it's not as easy as people think it's a formula the recipe for if people will actually like the show she could have all the bells and whistles like comes down to her personality 1000%.

I completely agree with that.

And I feel like everybody thinks they could do a cooking show.

And there are many, many failed ones, especially like you think you're a celebrity and people like you.

Like, sure.

But you're right.

You have to be like homely.

There's also like a maternal thing there.

You also, you're right.

There's an element like this person's cooking from their $10 million home.

Like, could I apply this to my own life?

Yeah, you have free-range chickens in the backyard, but I don't.

And you always have to say, you know, store-bought is fine.

Yeah.

It's a formula.

I completely agree.

I do think she's got it.

Yeah.

I think there's so much potential for the show, especially because maybe it's just like me living in my own world, but I do feel like things are trending towards like more homemade things and like even like sourdough.

I don't know.

Sad wife energy.

If everything on everyone else's Instagram is about sourdough.

Yeah.

But there is a lot of interest in that sort of content.

For sure.

Homegrown energy.

And it's like not all of us live on a farm and have our own chickens.

So like how can we fuse going to the grocery store with those like homemade chickens?

How do you fuse like free-range chickens in your backyard and free-range chicken from the store bought?

Like what's how do you get it?

I mean, there's a real opportunity there.

Joey does a pretty good

job of it, but that's not like it's not.

Her life is a little bit unrealistic.

That's not her mission statement, but it is because she has so much money and she has like nice things, but she has a lot of kids and she cooks for them every night.

Like, people can relate to that, period.

No, for sure.

I wasn't talking about money.

I was talking about like the eggs and the butter being churned in the backyard.

Yeah.

And the goat milk.

Oh, we want goat cheese.

Let's go make some.

No, like, literally, she was making ground beef for meatballs, and I think her husband killed the bear and then they put it through a meat grinder.

They take farm to table like to another level.

But I like that's just interesting to me.

Because of course she's like you can get the ground meat from the store.

This is just like

killer meat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyways, I look forward to this.

So do I.

The polo one, I'm not your target demo.

Like the more I see from these two, like the more like he's such a doofus.

Like I really like I have a lot of hate in my heart for Prince Harry.

I saw he was speaking on a panel.

What was it called?

It was like Uplift.

I think he's like doing his...

Mental health journey?

Yeah.

It's like, oh, yeah.

He took the stage for a session called Beyond Burnout at Better Up's Uplift Summit in San Francisco.

Can you think of anything more dreadful?

And like Beyond Burnout for him, like no, yeah, it's hard to relate.

It's really crazy that they position him this way.

Like, you don't have a job.

No, it's really crazy.

He's their chief impact officer.

Oh, yeah, that was like a thing he did.

He joined that mental health company.

Better up.

Yeah.

Things he did that.

Right.

It's definitely making an impact.

So.

Yeah.

Well, that's all you can hope for.

Yeah.

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Our next story is some buyout pic news.

Another casting, another transformation, another pics

that look pretty real.

Okay.

So there is a young Donald Trump biopic called The Apprentice in the Works.

It's about his early years as a businessman.

And playing the role of Donald Trump is Sebastian Stan, which for me, he's from Gossip Girl.

Who was he in Gossip?

Carter?

Wait.

What else is he from?

How else do you know him?

Pam and Tommy.

I never watched it.

He was excellent.

He's obviously like being tapped for biopic roles because that was a true story too.

He plays Tommy Lee.

And it's funny because do you think Tommy Lee and Donald Trump look alike?

Like, no.

Right.

But

he was very, very good.

Wait, I'm still stuck on Carter.

Oh, and he was in Itanya.

I don't like.

I saw Itanya once and I enjoyed it, but I don't remember it other than like Tanya.

You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I remember him.

Like, he was with me.

Was he Tanya's bad boyfriend?

I think so.

Actually, I remember him, too.

He was very good.

That's classic him.

No, he was Carter from God's family.

I love him.

Like, he has a real like cult-following fandom.

People think he's really hot.

I never really thought much of him until I think the thing I first saw him in consciously was Pam and Tommy.

I loved him.

He showed his penis.

I mean, I think it might have been prosthetic, but still.

So he has a good track record for, he obviously is always being tapped to play real people.

Are you now remembering Carter?

By the way, I know Carter.

He's there from season one till season six.

Like he always comes in and out.

He helps Serena find her dad.

Yeah.

That's Sebastian's.

But he was like really young and skinny and like he looks nothing like he does now.

He also is is in Captain America, the first event, like blocks.

Which means nothing to us.

Right.

So I think people have been watching him.

But his transformation looks good.

Also, Jeremy Strong from Succession is in it.

Oh, he's scared.

So I'm happy for him that who does he play?

He plays.

Yeah, by the way, we haven't seen much of the Succession people doing anything.

Yeah.

I feel like Tom Womsgams did something.

Pride and Prejudice.

No, after.

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Who, like, I know that Sarah, what's her name?

Who plays Sean?

Yeah.

She was in an Apple TV show that I didn't think was very popular, but I saw a commercial for it.

Okay.

Jeremy Strong is like culturally famous.

Yes.

And

the shine of succession hasn't worn off.

No, it hasn't.

But it's good to jump into the next project soon before it does.

Before, you know, you kind of fall into the Game of Thrones thing, where you're on a show that's so big, people can't see it as anything other than Chevroy.

Yeah, Matthew McFaden is his name.

Yes, he's from Pride and Prejudice.

He plays and Anna Karenina, honestly.

That's so crazy.

Like, I think a lot of people didn't even know he was British until he won that most recent Emmy and he gave a speech.

And we were like, Excuse me?

Yeah.

Yeah, he's in a lot of British stuff.

Yeah, he's like a, he's someone I feel like who could have been in Game of Thrones.

Like, he's always in those sort of like period pieces.

But he looks so American.

Current.

Except not as Mr.

Darcy, I guess.

He looks so Midwestern, actually.

Like, and that's what his

Tom Tom's thing was: like, everybody thought he was like tacky because he was from Minnesota or whatever.

He looked so

Minnesotan.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well,

is this a movie or a TV show?

It's a movie.

It's a movie.

Yeah.

Is it a movie that feels like a real movie?

TBD.

I don't know when it comes out, but there's the picture so you can see the transformation.

It looks like him.

Who were we just saying could really benefit from Biopic?

Like, whose career...

Oh, Bob Dylan.

He's getting one.

Timothy Chalamay.

We weren't talking about.

He's not getting one.

Bob Dylan is getting one.

Remember that Megan Harry went to the premiere.

But no, Bob Marley.

That's Bob Marley.

Bob Dylan is Telemetty Chalamet.

Did we say it was or that it would like?

No, I think we said that.

No, that was the news.

Like, he was spotted in New York filming as Bob Dylan.

Oh, yeah, okay, okay.

And then Bob Marley biopic is out.

Oh, okay, okay.

That's where the confusion goes.

But we were saying someone else who would benefit from a biopic.

I think it was Bob Dylan because we were saying how we didn't know anything about him and we should watch a movie.

No, there was someone else.

You're right.

Like someone misunderstood, maybe.

No, or someone who's like big and famous who we don't really.

Wait.

That's the problem when you have so many stimulating conversations in one podcast.

Like, we're never going to be able to remember what we're talking about.

You guys talked about the word each of the Beatles together.

The Beatles.

Oh, yeah, they're doing one on each of the Beatles.

Yeah, and we said that was unnecessary.

Yeah, that's a lot.

And then there was Bruce Springsteen with Jeremy Allen Strong.

Right.

Oh, my God.

How quickly I forget.

But what, who were we, I think it really was Bob Dylan, who we were saying, perfect case of a biopic.

For For us.

For us.

Because we don't know her.

We're the target demo.

Yeah.

So, latest biopic news.

I mean, a biopic is always a strong movie choice.

Like, all the biopics that I've seen, it's always a good way to go if you're a production company.

Like,

all the fuzz.

We were just talking about this yesterday, how nobody can create anything original anymore.

Like, every successful, and not even successful, every TV show that's announced is either a reboot, uh, spin-off, or an adaptation of a book.

Like, nobody makes original content anymore.

And you're right, half the shit that comes out now is a biopic, it's been lived.

It's not creative.

Yeah.

Another, you know, stunning indictment on the state of culture.

Yeah.

So

more biopics for everyone.

Yeah.

Hopefully they're swirly biopics.

Hopefully.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I am, because let me tell you the pit of hunger that is encroached itself in the bottom of my belly.

Okay.

Well, just hold on to that.

Okay.

It's actually.

Food news?

No, no, sorry.

Fifth Story Friday is always food news.

It was about to be.

What was the food news?

It was about to be?

That at 7-Eleven, it's like Big Gulp Day or something, and you can bring your own cup.

Your own cup, but it could be a bathtub.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they have to fill it up for $2.

People bring like their pickup trucks and they line it with like a tarp.

That's insane.

It's disgraceful.

It's why we can't have nice things.

Yes.

It's why days like these are on their way out.

Yeah.

Really, what are you going to do with all that slushy?

That's a good question.

Our fifth and final story is that Real Houses of Potomac star Wendy O'Sifo's home was burglarized while she was on vacation.

Her Birkins and jewelry were stolen.

So the burglary took place sometime last week in Maryland when Wendy and her family were on vacation in Jamaica.

A spokesperson for the county sheriff's office told TMZ that the theft was reported to their office on Sunday, but shared no further details as the investigation is ongoing.

So is she the, what, the third house?

Which housewives have been robbed?

Kyle, Dorit, Wendy?

Right, but a lot of them have been like robbed throughout history.

Like Erica,

she was saying, I watched, by the way, I watched Bet It All on Blonde.

I don't think I talked about it.

That's crazy.

I was just loving her from her season, and I was like, I want more, Erica.

Let me see what's going on.

And I enjoyed it.

And she happened to be talking about her home with Tom Giordi was burglarized three times while they lived there.

That's why they got a really big dog.

Tom's house was broken into.

Exactly.

What's that?

Tom's house was broken into.

And the burglars, whatever that, it's like a viral TikTok sound.

Yeah, like in their lives.

But I think being a housewife puts you sort of on like a robber.

Jennifer Aiden had her car stolen.

Yes.

It puts you on like the burglar's map because they kind of like

I've always felt that way about

Real Households of New York in the early seasons.

They would show the

housewives buildings from the outside be like, oh Jill, it's time.

And then they would show the building and they would show like the awning, which has the name of the building and sometimes even the number on it.

Like they didn't do a good job of like protecting where these people live.

Yeah, even I was just watching something recently and like they come in from the sky like zooming in on the house.

It's so crazy.

It's crazy.

And like if I was a housewife, I'd be like, you can't show my house.

Yeah.

And then I did think there was a few years where with certain, just because I was like obsessed with like New York geography, where they were lying, they would show other buildings and the person didn't live there.

It's like, okay, put these people in danger who live in this building.

Yeah, or just confuse people.

Yeah, there really is no need.

I wonder if any of the housewives feel any sort of way about like the outside of their house.

Like it's kind of a prerequisite.

Yeah.

No, but I feel like you could show the outside of someone's house.

Like, it's different than coming in on the aerial booth.

Like, here's the street.

Like, well, then I remember there was someone in Dallas.

I want to say it was Stephanie Holman holman before she moved into that sick house who lived in a gated community that i think wouldn't let them film and they only filmed from the back of her house we were always seeing like the golf course in the back of her house because the uh hoa wouldn't let the begin the front film and honestly like that was probably the best thing for her and her family yeah i don't know if the burglars like if it's the golf

related um but they took a majority of her designer bags including a few birkins they also swiped a large amount of her jewelry wendy put out a statement to tmz saying my family and i are devastated and feel violated by this intrusion we thank god no one one was home.

Oh my God, so for God, we feel very blessed.

Material things can always be replaced.

Yeah, no, it's always like, thank God no one's home.

But then when you sit down and think, like, that's your jewelry, like, you know, from all your years of life, gifts from your husband, your wedding, like, that's horrible.

Yeah.

It's all bad.

Yeah.

And it's just like, why you got to burglarize?

Like, get a job.

What if you just got a job?

It's a great question.

Next time I meet a burglar, I'm going to say, listen,

there's always a job.

Yeah.

And then you can buy yourself things.

Get on LinkedIn.

Where is that hustle culture with the burglar community?

I feel as though they actually have that entrepreneurial spirit.

To go and burglarize someone's home is no easy feat.

Like, it definitely takes a little bit of self-determination and motivation.

Now, imagine channeling that towards starting a business.

Think about how many Elon Musks there would be.

It's sad to think.

It's a sad state.

To think what we're missing out on.

Exactly.

The industrious nature we were talking about at the beginning of the week, how we don't have that sort of industrious nature.

And maybe that's because there's too much burglary.

Yeah.

What are you going to eat?

Well, I was in the middle of this bar right here.

So I'll finish that.

I'm so over bars.

Like, give me pizza, you know?

Give me pizza.

I want pizza-zizzy A.

I want pizza.

Well, I wanted to bid everyone a farewell.

This is my last show until the week after next.

Jax is taking over next week with amazing co-hosts that no one will suffer.

No.

Except for me, honestly.

Not even, but I'll be of all this content to listen to while I'm on my trip.

So true.

I'm really excited for the shows.

We have great guest co-hosts.

We're going to have a great week.

We're going to miss turdy, but we're going to make the most of your absence.

And I'm excited to come back.

I feel like I'll have so much to share.

We're very excited to hear about your trip.

So I'll miss you all.

Jax, thanks for holding down the fort.

Yeah, it was.

And this is kind of the E-O-W of Jax in NY.

This is like your last in-person.

No, actually, the next time I'm back, I'm going to be with you.

Yeah.

So we'll be at Flamingo's.

So you have a lot of in-person content coming at you, which is...

The condensing.

Good for you guys, not great for me.

We'll be okay.

We'll get through it.

Love you guys.

Thank you so much for listening to the Testament Morning Show where we'll do the Fast I Stars Eating to it every Monday, Friday on YouTube.

So you're watching us on YouTube.

Love ya.

Bye.