Words We Love: Wednesday April 10th, 2024

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy

Wednesday.

I was going to say hump day and Wednesday.

Happy Wednesday.

Hope everybody's having an amazing day.

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

Were you going to say Cody Simpson and Luke Bryan?

Let's talk about it.

I'm so glad you brought it up immediately.

Claudia, the way that brought me so much joy yesterday, and of course I feel shame and I have to come on here and say, I was wrong.

I'm sorry.

I'll try to do better.

Are you

listening and learning?

Yeah.

Okay.

The do better piece is going to be hard for me, though.

It always is.

Because I didn't know I was doing wrong.

Like I watched the clip over and over again and I'm like, what is going on in that girl's brain?

We're giving grace here at the toast.

We forgive you.

We want to forgive you and we want to forget you.

The thing is, I don't even really need forgiveness because it's become such a funny piece of content that once again, I kind of slayed the house down boots at my job.

Okay, correct.

I just am a little concerned for myself.

The thing is you have so much going on.

You know, you're running a business, you're a family woman, you're a mother of two, you're just like non-stop author.

You know, you're just, you're honestly doing too much.

You're on like a Saqqara cleanse all at the same time.

It's too much.

We forgive you.

Thank you so much.

I definitely short-circuited.

And I can't say that it's not going to happen again because like I didn't do anything to make that happen, but I'm been humbled.

No, no, we love that.

And next time you tell me that I've said something and don't abuse this, but next time that you tell me that I've said something, like I will be more inclined to believe you because I'm doubting myself now.

I am.

So what you're saying is like I have like a little bit of credit in the bank.

Yes, you earned some credibility yesterday and I lost some.

Oh, obsessed.

That never happens.

Thank you so much for that.

It's hump day, a gorgeous day here at the toast.

A little programming update.

Wednesday is when we do deer toasters.

We've decided to do it tomorrow because today we have our Vanderprump Rules recap.

Jackie and I both watched and I caught up on last week's episode too.

So I'm like fully caught up on the drama.

We've got a lot of VPR to talk about today.

The Kurds can only handle so much and we'll be together tomorrow for Deer Toasters so we can really collaborate on advice.

Yes, some more programming updates.

The remainder of the week after today, Jackson Clared will be doing my least favorite thing and that will be podcasting in person together.

I hate, I actually love podcasting in person with you after we get like a few shows under our belt.

That first show back, like not remote looking each other in the eyes like i didn't know i could feel so awkward to someone i'm so close to do you know what i mean

okay

it's not that bad no it's horrible Okay, well, we're gonna have fun.

We have a really fun week planned.

And today, in honor of hump day and toast diversary and all the excitement, Bruno has decided to show up to work.

He's sitting with his mommy, but that's also because I stepped out of the studio for a second and he got into my protein bar.

Oh, no, was it chocolate?

Yeah, but he had just got his paws on it when I walked back in.

Okay, it's giving Tom and Ariana.

You're giving dog murderer

totally.

Like, she would have called me an attempted dog murderer, and I would disagree.

I also left a huge cup of coffee right here that could kill him without a lid on top.

I'm, I just trust my boy too much.

Can we also talk about Toaster Versory at a glance?

Because I, for one, felt like an overwhelming amount.

Like, I received so much love, so much congratulations, so much, so many well wishes yesterday from friends who listened to the show from the toasters from the reels community I really felt like I properly

celebrated this

commemorated yeah I felt like I sat in the space and that like six years

check I feel it we can move on in a good in a good way like I feel like sometimes things pass us by and like oh I didn't even process that I feel thoroughly processed me too I feel really good and happy and I loved it and I'm so excited for our party we can begin this celebration we have a really epic party plan.

We have an epic sponsor.

We do.

Amazon came through with like everything.

We honestly, I was prepared to like go into full like wedding planning mode.

I haven't lifted a finger.

The girls at Amazon and their agency have really just been like kind of killing it.

And I got like a little bit of sneak peek.

We don't, we haven't really even been a part of like the design process.

They're like, we got it.

They're all toasters.

They're like, we know.

So I got a little sneak peek yesterday at some of the decor, like what the vibe is.

And it's kind of stunning.

I'm so excited to party

hardy, and then I spoke with Amazon with the toasters, with toast friends and family, with just our community of people who have been there for us along the way.

It's going to be a really nice way to like wrap up this week and move on to the next era of toast.

So true.

And I spoke to the DJs yesterday and

it's our friends, Gabe and Austin.

They're like this DJ duo called Disco Sauce.

And they, the last time they were DJing,

I feel like I haven't said this on the toast yet, that like my official song of the 5K, I found it.

Have I said this yet?

Tell me and I'll let you know.

The song that I will be playing at like the very last two minutes of the 5k, the song that I feel really lyrically encapsulates this journey I've been on is Invincible by Kelly Clarkson.

Obsessed.

And so when I discovered it, like that night, I went out to one of Gaben Austin's DJing gigs and I was like so drunk in the DJ booth.

I was like, play Kelly Clarkson, play Invincible by Kelly Clarkson.

And they were like, no.

But then now that they're...

playing the party, they're like, don't worry, we've already downloaded Invincible by Kelly Clarkson.

I said, okay, great.

That song's for me.

And then I gave one song for you.

I'm not going to tell what it is, but you'll know when they played at the party that I requested it for for you.

Oh, thank you.

I feel like we should put together like kind of a short list of songs at our core.

Like, yes, but they're really like excellent DJs.

Like, I trust them to just like get the vibes, you know what I mean?

Even though it's not going to be like songs from Toast Herstery, like, it's just good music, you know?

It's not going to be Legends and This Is a Greatest Show.

A Legends would be good.

Hallelujah Night.

Okay, you know what?

Just leave it to me.

And also, we should give it to them in advance so they could remix them.

Okay, okay, fine, fine.

Put the Halloween Unite into Legends.

mashup.

We couldn't get DJ Earworm.

No, he was a little bit too busy making his next United States a pop mix.

Okay,

I want to manifest something.

I want to put it out there to the toasters because now I have an amazing idea.

Earworm on the toast?

No, an earworm toasty mashup mix.

Like if anybody knows DJ Earworm, we have about like 20 songs that are core to the toast.

And like I would love, like this would be one of the coolest things that could ever come my way if DJ Earworm would make up a mashup of all toast bops.

I love that so much.

I'm asking you earworm hat in hand humbly.

If I had to pay, I would be happy to pay.

I don't know how it works.

I don't know how it works for a bespoke mashup.

A bespoke mashup, yeah.

But if you know DJ earworm, if you're in his community,

please show this to him.

Let him know.

I'm like, seriously, a huge fan.

And that would mean a lot to me.

I love putting things out there.

Yeah.

So she just puts that out there.

I'm just going to put it out.

I'm going to put out that you kind of look gorgeous today.

Are you doing something different?

So yeah, I actually got a new pair of sneakers, which kind of changes everything for a girl.

So did I, and I'm wearing them.

And I revolved my whole outfit around my new pair of sneakers because they have this nice pistachio new balance logo.

Okay, we're both wearing our new sneakers from DSW, which is a new sponsor.

I'm wearing my, my new balance too, but mine are like the very like grandma orthotics look that's like very on trend right now.

Let me see yours.

Lift up your legs.

They have like a little bit of a big form.

So cute.

And they are so comfortable.

I think I'm going to bring them with me on my trip.

I'm going to be doing a lot of walking.

So I am needing like good sneakers.

And so I did a big DSW haul for like sandals, sneakers, you know, spring shoes.

And I'm wearing them today.

Same.

I got so many cute sneakers because I've just been like in a sneaker era.

It's sneaker night in the words of Vanessa Hutchins.

I got really cute gentlemen.

Get the zone.

Get your sneaky.

Claudia, I got the cutest pair of flats from DSW.

So the brand.

The brand.

I wonder if you got the same ones.

Jessica Simpson.

Okay.

So it's not your mom's DSW.

Like low-key DSW, I feel like, has like really reinvented themselves over the last couple of years.

Every brand that I was looking for, I was able to get on DSW.

They have Birkenstock, they have UGG, they have Teva, they have Converse Crocs, New Balance.

That's what I'm wearing.

I got a pair of Mark Fisher.

I got a pair of Steve Madden.

They also like Nike and Adidas.

So for the spring season, our key must-have styles are, you know, colorful sandals, sporty sandals, fashion sneakers, versatile flats.

Jackie loves a grandma flat.

All the must-have styles that pair with everything this spring are popping at DSW.

And honestly, I'm loving life with my new sneakers.

Me as well.

So I picked out the sweater to match with my sneaker, and then I picked out this hairdo to match with my sweater.

So thank you, DSWs, for inspiring the Luke.

For inspiring fashion within a fashionista.

Ooh, that needs work.

Okay, thank you, DSW, for inspiring Luke's from a...

From Luke's Combs fans.

I like that.

There's something there.

Luke's Combs.

So, with wedding, with like uh wedding season coming up, I feel like summertime is just the time where people travel a lot.

And if you're traveling, and like, especially if you're going like a walking place, but you want to look cute, but also

like not get ballist, DSW is a really great website to shop at, like, for all of your shoe needs this summer.

Whether you're traveling, whether you're going to a wedding, get as a guest, having date night, going to dinners, just different events.

I feel like summer is the time where we're all like, let's do stuff.

Events, events, I want to go to events, invite me to your events.

I feel like that's the vibe for summer.

Summer,

summer, Summer.

How many songs can we fit into this?

It's an amazing question.

So also with my new like jeans life, I have a really hard time figuring out, like once I found jeans, which was the hardest thing on the planet, I didn't know what shoes to wear.

Like what shoes do you wear with jeans?

And if they're long, like you need heels.

So my big DSW haul, a big top topic, top of mind for me was like, which shoes can I wear with jeans?

And I got a bunch of different like heel heights.

These new balance sneakers that I'm wearing have like a little bit of a platform.

So with my crop jean, it worked.

But like what shoes are we wearing with jeans?

Flats, Mary Jane.

Flats.

I did get a nice pair of flats, and I love that they carry Jessica Sinson at DSW.

So I just think it's time that everybody knows.

DSW is just doing more than they've ever been done before.

And any preconceived notions you might have about DSW,

you're wrong.

Once again, you guys are always wrong.

No, I'm kidding.

Explore all the latest spring styles at your nearest DSW store, or you can shop online at dsw.com.

And I have to say, shopping in person at DSW is like a very pleasant experience.

I find shoe shopping to be, I find shopping in person like not to be my favorite thing.

Shopping for shoes is like a low lift, you know?

Like if a size doesn't fit, it's not a big deal, you know?

Of course, and it's not like an impersonal attack on you.

Right, right.

And I just feel like DSW is really positive energy in the store.

And especially for spring, like spring into spring with new fashion trends at DSW.

Explore all the latest spring styles at your nearest DSW or online at dsw.com.

Thank you, Claudia.

You're welcome.

So, what did you do, Leslie?

I know you're like busy getting ready for your trip.

I'm so excited to see you.

Yes, I'm so excited to see you.

I've been packing, plotting my fits.

I think I'm in a pretty good place.

Just got to put the finishing touches on everything.

I'm just getting really excited.

And then I watched Vanderpump Rules.

Romeo and I watched together.

Romeo and I watched together as well.

What did Romeo think?

Romeo was into it.

Romeo was really into it.

I feel like I

have like really unique POVs on, I feel like people don't agree with some of my takes, but like I literally felt so bad for Joe.

In the girl situation or the Tom situation?

Tom.

Yeah,

we'll have to talk about that.

Yeah.

And we have some Vanderpump News, so Vanderpump News.

So the recap will be at the end of today's show.

And the stories, tell me a little bit about them.

So like they're not my favorite stories that I've ever picked.

I'm not going to lie, but

I feel as though we will make them great.

And those are like the better stories.

Of course, those are the better episodes.

Like,

we have less to work with, we have to get scrappy, yeah, they're interesting stories for sure, but definitely it's a Wednesday vibe, okay.

And speaking of scrappy, uh, Jackie and I recorded yesterday and posted on our Patreon part two of Toast Hurst three episodes.

So, Jackie and I sat down last week to do just sort of an at-a-glance episode, talk about all we've, you know, experienced on the toast, what we've learned the last six years, different moments, opportunities.

And when we sat down to do it the first time, we ended up like getting really negative and dark.

So, we decided to do it part two where we were going to remain positive.

And we did.

And we did.

We did.

It was a challenge.

So if you've been loving me at a glance

10, if you've been an OG toaster and you want to like relive all those early memories with us and see them from like our private POV, or if you're a new toaster and like want to hear about all these things that like you don't even know Toast Origins, it's really for everyone.

So patreon.com/slash the toast.

We're going to have really great content.

We're doing a documentary about our toastiversary party, which is going to be very exciting.

Documentary has been like an idea of yours.

Like you're totally have, like, we, do we, like, have we made any strides in like filming it?

Because we're not going to film it ourselves.

No, we haven't started filming it, but we have a videographer for the party.

Yeah, but like a documentary, like, just have you spoken to the videographer about your concept about my vision.

No.

Cool.

And, like, is the videographer going to get ready with us?

Like, you made these are really good questions.

Yeah, because you said, like, this is a documentary about the party that we're not going to film ourselves.

We're bringing in a camera crew.

Where is said camera crew?

No, no, no, these are fantastic questions.

I definitely have dropped the ball on on my vision.

I'll admit that.

Let me text to get in touch.

I need the number of my videographer, of my documentarian.

Especially because the videographer will be down at the party and will be, you know, getting ready.

And is he going to be with us, ask us questions, like things like that?

Is there

the videographer who's doing the party?

Is there a two-man team?

One can come and get ready with us.

All these are incredibly fair questions that I have no answers to.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm getting the videographer number.

So

does the videographer even know that they're making a documentary?

No, I don't know what they think they're videoing.

They're videoing the party, like how every wedding has a video on it.

Like about mitzvah video.

Yeah, yeah.

So, okay, so we're at, you know, we're at beginning stages.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need to definitely have an intro call.

But the thing is, it's not too late because the documentary wouldn't have even started.

I'm not even in New York.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's so good.

It's fine.

And if I have to film some things myself, I will.

Yeah, I won't.

I've got my my canon g7x oh she's a real influencer now i'm a content creator what can i say wait i totally forgot to talk about this on yesterday's episode how like kind of a crazy thing happened to me margo sent me this tick tock

of a cute little girly she's like a micro influencer in new york and it was like her moving vlog i'm like why the fuck did margo send this to me i don't give a fuck

She moved into my apartment.

Yeah.

It was like so crazy to see like your apartment, like someone, like get out of my apartment.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And what are the odds that two influencers back to back would live in that apartment?

Are you going to follow her now?

No, no.

I honestly, it was painful.

I loved that apartment.

Yeah, that was a good apartment too.

Can you send me the video?

I want to see it.

Yeah, it was so crazy.

And like, honestly, I need her to do a house tour.

Like, I'm just curious to see how she'll do it differently.

Yeah.

I'll never not see it as your.

place though with your no but they stayed in the floors like things were different ben's like that's not our apartment the floors are different i'm like no it's literally our apartment That's exciting.

It was so crazy.

Has influencer attraction energy.

And so I've seen that happen on a few other like big TikTokers, like Wishbone Kitchen.

She made, she's like, was watching someone else's video, another influencer.

She's like, I think you live in my building.

And they like met up because they had like the same floor plan.

And then I saw Chris Olson.

He had moved into Alex Cooper's apartment.

Like people on the internet figured it out.

So I'm just like a part of like, you know, influencer history.

Her history.

I think that happened to Margo too.

Yes.

Yes.

Margo just moved.

Moved into an influencer's former apartment.

Yes.

It's just also proof there's already five apartments in New York.

That is really funny.

And that's like the weird thing about renting.

It's like, it's really not your own.

Even though, like, my ass lived there for five years, like, that will always be my apartment.

It was your temporary home.

What song is that?

You belong.

Windows and rooms that she's walking through.

Temporary Home by Carrie Underwood.

Oh, of course.

Temporary Home.

It's kind of a crazy song.

It's a weird ass title.

No, it's a weird song,

but

she did it.

I honestly feel like that was her way of competing with Miranda Lambert's The House That Built Me.

I was just about to say, because it's the actual polar opposite message.

Like The House Black Built Me, it's like, this will always be my house.

My favorite dog is buried in the yard.

Like no matter who moves in, like these, this is my place.

Temporary home is like, I,

this is a temporary home, windows and rooms that I'm walking through.

Like, I know.

The house that built me by Miranda Lambert is like one of the most beautiful songs on the planet.

I feel like it, people write songs about like love most of the time, and it's rare that somebody writes a song about like something totally random, like a house.

Um, but to so poignantly describe the feeling of like the house you grew up in, not even maybe the house you grew up in, a place in your life that you know was important to you, and you had fond memories, and you really came into your own.

It's such a beautiful song.

It is.

I wind up having it in my head all the time.

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,

this brokenness inside me might start healing.

I sound okay, right?

I thought you were.

Yeah, you sound okay.

Like that wasn't bad.

No, no, it wasn't like embarrassing.

Yeah, no, like I hit the proper notes.

The notes were hit.

That's what more can you ask for from me?

Nothing.

Well, actually, what more I could ask for?

A documentary.

On my toast diversary?

Yeah, don't worry.

I'm not worried.

Don't ever worry.

We'll get her done.

What else is going on with you before we dive into the fast five?

I'm like so worried that the fast five is not going to be of note that like I just want to make sure we have good chunks of the dog.

Don't worry.

Don't ever worry.

And I actually have to get on with my packing.

So

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Sure.

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Our first story, Jelly Roll recalls turning down a meeting with Diddy.

So Jelly Roll was on the canceled podcast, which has to do with us because Claudia is podcasting with Brooke Shaffield when she's in LA.

Yeah, not to make everything about us.

But he recalled declining to meet with Diddy after they appeared on the same episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live last fall.

So he said, this is the first time in my career ever where they said, do you want to meet such and such?

And I said, yeah.

I started walking that way.

And as I was getting down the hallway, this is a true story.

I said, nah, and got back in the car.

He said he didn't know what it was that made him want to skip out on the opportunity to meet Diddy last October.

And of course, now he looks like a prophet.

He said, I made a joke when he was on the show because they were on Kimmel together on the same night.

He said, I made a joke at first.

Nobody thought that was funny.

So I was like, oh, that's a bomb.

Maybe I shouldn't go and do this anyway.

So I was already skeptical because I thought I had a funny one.

He made a joke about like Tupac and Diddy.

Yeah.

Oh.

Then he said he got a bad feeling about meeting Diddy.

He said when we were walking, I was like, I don't know.

Very seldom do things rub me in a way where I was like, I don't even know if that's a picture that I want to take.

So he's explaining that

he.

He explained that he's been in situations where he's had to take photos with people he didn't want to be with.

He was like, quote, motherfuckers will walk a carpet around the same time.

Shit happens.

They're like, hey, y'all, get together.

And you're like, I don't really even know who this human is.

No, by the way, that's what we always say about Ghelane Maxwell.

Like part of celebrity culture is just taking a million fucking photos.

And that's why so many celebrities who I truly believe had nothing to do with Epstein Island had thousands of photos with Ghelane Epstein.

I mean, Ghelane Maxwell.

Yes, yes.

So he's like talking about that.

And then, but did he didn't like ask me jelly roll?

It's probably producers being like, hey, you want to see it?

Yeah, do you want to?

So he's like walking down the hallway and then just like got a bad feeling.

I don't know what that's like the feeling, oh, this person's soon going to be arrested for sex trafficking.

Yeah, no.

I feel like maybe he just had like a bout of anxiety because I watched his documentary and he was like very on edge a lot and like he was nervous a lot of the time and like would say no to things because like his sort of like mental health.

So I feel like maybe that's what happened, but now in hindsight, it looks like, you know, he was being protected from something.

Yeah.

And he was on the podcast with his wife, who's also a podcaster.

And he also jelly roll like is a reason why you're doing the 5k.

Yes.

You know that, right?

Yeah, I remember that's what started the whole 5k thing, the story about jelly roll.

Yeah.

So you'll see.

I ran in the park yesterday.

By the way, I'm like embarrassed to say because i've lived in new york my whole life i

had never been to the central park reservoir

and that's like a thing

where in the park is it it's uptown it's like in the 90s

in stampedon i went yesterday everyone has their corner of the park it's true but like it's like a famous one you know if you guys remember that part in sex in the city where charlotte is pregnant but she's afraid to run and then like she gets to run and she's running by the water that's the reservoir and honestly it's kind of such an iconic part of the city when i was walking around i was literally pointing things out like sucks in the city gossip girl it really like so much of you know new york in the movies and tv shows is filmed up there and i ran outside and honestly running outside is so weird do you know better or worse than the treadmill i don't know like you take longer strides i i just learned i don't know i feel like weird.

I just thought like everyone was looking at me like not in a good way.

And I was just like, why am I running outside?

It just felt like unnatural.

What is she running from?

But I need to get used to it because the 5k is outside.

Yeah.

The 5k is also at the Rose Bowl.

How do you have a 5K at a concert venue?

I mean, I've never been there.

Is that running in circles?

Maybe the family arena in the parking lot.

Oh, so it's a really big stadium.

I think you're right.

You probably run around it.

That looks like hot.

It's like no trees or anything.

Maybe you should get a hat for the 5K tonight.

We're getting closer to the Rose Bowl and I just have like a bad, I mean, to the 5K, I just have a bad feeling about it.

No, Claudia, it's going to be great.

Jellyroll will be there.

I don't see any trees.

Like, there's no shaded area.

Seriously, Claudia, nobody is training harder for this 5K than you, and you're in good shape.

Nobody had more work than me.

No, all the guys, that's the point of it.

Like Tom and Bird and Jelly Roll.

I spoke to school, his friends, and his mom.

I spoke to Josh Peck today.

He started training today.

Yeah, Claudia, you're ahead of the pack.

I'm really not.

You really are.

My running coach, Tom, did say like he thinks I'll be able to run straight for the whole 5K by that time.

So that's so crazy.

Goals.

Yeah.

What if I like won the 5K?

Like, that would be so funny.

Yeah.

What do you think I would get?

I don't know.

I don't think you should want to win it.

Like, then I think you're like doing too much.

Trust and believe winning it is I was like, it's not a possibility.

But even if you were like about to be first, like, I think you shouldn't because it's just like not the vibe for this, the 5K, this one.

Yeah.

Because everyone's going to be like, the cool people are going to be in the back, I think.

You're going to actually probably have to slow down if you want to make some connections.

Yeah, no, I'm using this as a networking opportunity.

So like I will be following around the most famous person there, you know?

Yeah.

Right now, of you of who's going that you know that's going, who are you most excited to schmooze with?

Well, I just found out someone who I was like really excited to

see there.

And I'm like, I don't want to spoil anything, but they're not coming.

Me?

No, but yes, but no.

Who?

Like,

I don't know if I could say it, you know what I mean?

Okay.

But, like,

hmm?

Oh,

he's having it.

But you'll network another time with that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I would love a list of all the famous people going so I and like what their numbers are going to be so I can follow them around.

Yeah.

Also,

drop links in the comment section.

I need to know what equipment I need.

Like,

I think I need to get an Apple Watch

for

like my pace and my time, like, and my heart rate, like a million things.

So, you can't buy an Apple Watch.

Seriously.

No, I know, but the thing is, for music, too, I can't be bringing my phone on the 5K.

Okay, fine.

You make a fair point for that only.

No, I was talking to my running coach yesterday, and he was like, he has.

You don't think they'll have music on the speakers?

You can't put music in your ears.

How are you going to network?

Oh, no, I need music in my ears.

How am I going to listen to invincible by kelly clarkson

how are you gonna network i like i think i need to get an ipod or something but then i was like if i'm gonna get a device it needs to be an apple watch jackie

that way i can like do my music my playlist track my steps my time my heartbeat you know fine but then you can't tell turdy that you're getting an apple watch because she'll make fun of you i know

I think I'll return it after the 5K.

I'll buy it the same day, you know?

You'll return it?

I'll return it.

How do you borrow someone's?

I feel like it's like so personal.

You can't just like borrow an Apple Watch.

Apple Watch is more personal than comedy.

Precisely.

Okay.

Well, keep us posted on your wearable tech of choice.

No, please drop a comment.

Like, what do I need for a 5K?

And also, like, yesterday I was running with sunglasses and they were pissing me off, sliding down my nose.

I think I need to wear a hat to the party tonight.

Precisely.

Yeah.

Also, I haven't really made this big announcement yet, but I

got a sponsor for, like, people wanted a piece of charity.

This is kind of the 5K that everybody's been talking about, and I got a sponsor.

They wanted me to wear their stuff.

Oh, who?

Should I spoil it?

I mean, sure.

Right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's Reebok.

Sick.

They're outfitting turd.

They've got sick new running shoes that just were released.

I got a sick new pair, and that's what I'll be running in.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Like a little NASCAR.

NASCAR for comedians.

Well, yeah, I was saying podcasters.

There's so much like

fodder around this 5K.

Like, can I make some money if I'm going to be running?

And I did.

Love it.

Love it.

Business.

Business.

Speaking of business, our next story is some biz news and celeb news.

Jessica Alba has stepped down as the Honest Company's chief creative officer, though not in a nefarious way.

So Jessica Alba.

That's weird.

It is.

It sounds like it, but then it's not.

I think it's like the natural thing that happens when your business just gets to be huge.

Huge.

So she's stepping down as CCO of the Honest Company.

She co-founded the baby products and personal care business in 2012.

I just realized I haven't been wearing lipstick this whole time.

I'm going to look so meant, like terminally ill on.

Don't worry.

We won't clip anything from the beginning.

Don't worry.

She said, while there would never have been an easy time to make this decision, I know we have a leadership team in place with the CEO at the helm to advance our founding vision and strengthen Honest's legacy as an industry change maker.

She said that she would shift her creative energy to new endeavors while continuing to provide her support and leadership on the board of directors.

So she's still on the board of directors and she'll still be involved, but not so much in the day-to-day, which I think is what happens when like the brand starts.

She's kind of bigger than you.

Yeah.

That's like, you know, the intern.

Exactly.

That's what I was thinking.

But also, I feel like when we talk about celebrity brands, we don't talk about Honest Company because it's so much bigger than Jessica Alba.

But honestly, she doesn't get enough credit for like literally, I feel revitalizing the baby industry.

Like she was one of the first to go like organic and green.

Yeah.

No, it makes total sense.

And if I could see, like, now as a mom, like now we have all of these options for clean baby companies and there is not like this need in the market.

But I'm sure 15 years ago being like, what are all these chemicals in these products?

And then having the means to start a company, like it's so smart.

So

and am I wrong to say that like you trust, it's a company you trust, right?

Honest?

Yeah, I don't really use their products, but

like I like their mission and there's no reason why not.

But like I said, there are a lot of companies who do stuff like this now.

Yeah.

So I just, I use other products, but clean is clean.

Clean is clean.

Good for her.

And I feel like it's like valued at over a billion dollars, right?

Probably.

And when we talk about celebrity billionaires, like we don't talk about her.

I'm sure she has partners and stuff.

Yeah, but she really killed that.

Yeah.

Good for her.

Yeah.

So some biz news.

Love to see women in finance.

Our next

story is a bit of TV news that will not be for Game of Thrones fans.

Kid Harrington has confirmed that the Game of Thrones spin-off series about Jon Snow is off the table.

I'm sad for him, honestly.

The thing is, is that I didn't even know it was on the table, so my life remains unaffected.

So

he provided a disappointing update about the potential spin-off series centered around Jon Snow.

He confirmed that the project was no longer in development and was shelved for the foreseeable future after writers and producers couldn't find the right story to tell.

He said, I hadn't really ever spoken about it because it was in development.

I didn't want it to leak out that it was being developed.

And I didn't want the thing to happen where people kind of start theorizing, getting either excited about it or hating the idea of it when it may never happen, which is why we didn't really hear much of it.

But I guess that was something in the works, which sounds like a good idea.

But then I could also see them being like, what's the story here?

But yeah, I was going to say, is it a prequel?

What's the spin-off?

Is he playing Jon Stowe?

Yeah, I think it would have been like life

above the wall because that's where he finishes out his days.

Like at the end of the show, he goes to live with the wildlings north of the wall.

Yeah, because he killed Daenerys, so he can't really stay in the...

Oh, spoiler alert.

Yikes.

He can't really stay there.

He's like a common criminal, and he's killed the queen.

And he's so wally, you know?

Yeah, and he and that, and like, you know, he loved Yegrid, and he has his friends.

He loves the name of the big guy.

Hodor.

No.

But the red-haired guy, his best friend.

Oh, the wildling.

Oh, I don't know.

Rose's cousin or whatever.

Yeah, like, those are his people.

So it made sense that he would end up there.

And that's also like where.

Wait, so he ended up living beyond the wall, not working at the wall?

Beyond the wall.

They don't need to work the wall anymore because

of the wildlings and the night army is done.

Yeah.

Oh, right, right, right.

I totally forgot like about everybody else's ending in Game of Thrones.

I only really remember Bran's.

Yeah, spoiler alert.

But

no, but like Daenerys like was the mad queen.

She had to go.

Daenerys

had to go.

He killed the queen.

That was like, I really miss those days, like the last maybe one or two seasons where everyone in the world,

like I would literally not look at my phone for a whole hour and I would, after the episode, go on my phone and there was nothing there because everyone was watching.

I miss that.

Yeah, well, House of the Dragon comes back soon, actually.

I was actually just going to bring that up.

The obsession we had with House of the Dragon and this very moment, I couldn't tell you what the show was about.

Like, I couldn't tell you one person's name, Visaris.

Yeah.

Damon.

I love Damon.

I love Damon.

Rainiera.

I liked young Rainira.

Old Rainira didn't do it for me.

Alice.

Is that the dad's girly?

The swirly girly high tower.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am excited for that.

I'm excited for that too.

I saw a headline recently, like, it comes back kind of soon because it's been a long time.

Yeah, but the strike fucked things up.

Sag Afstra.

Like, so shows that were already going to be taking a long time for whatever reason are now pushed back another six months.

It's been a month, I think, since I said Sag Aftra.

So I just need to say it.

I need to hit my SAG AFSA

for the year.

Yeah, try it.

It's like a verbal warm-up exercise.

Sag Aftra.

No, I don't like it actually.

Oh, for me, I feel like I hit every

SAGA

chura.

No, actually, I don't like it at all.

It doesn't.

Sagapsetra.

No, I don't like it.

I don't like it at all, actually.

Sagapstra.

I like hearing you say it.

I'm actually pissed off.

Like,

I don't like it.

Yeah, it's wrong.

What's the word you like to say?

Guttural.

I don't like that.

For me.

Words.

More personal than comedy.

More personal than what you just said.

Sponsorships.

Than Apple Watches.

Oh, yeah.

Also,

a word that I like, emblematic.

Oh, of course.

Nefarious.

But that one I like more for their.

Referendum.

I like more for their meanings, less for their pronunciation.

Agreed, agreed, agreed.

Agreed.

Well, this is sad.

I mostly feel sad for Kit Harrington because where do you go after being Jon Snow?

You hope there's another Jon Snow moment for you is what you hope for.

Okay, let me ask you a question because I think about this a lot.

There were a lot of like really iconic actors who got their start on Game of Thrones and the ones that went the furthest were not the biggest.

Like Kyle Drogo, Jason Momoa, was on the show for one season and he's probably the most famous person to come out of that show.

Amelia Clark, she had a quick career after a couple of movies, but still not anything groundbreaking.

And the men, the handsome men, Richard Madden, Kid Howard.

Richard Madden is around.

He did stuff.

No, and he does stuff that we don't watch.

I think he's in like serieses.

Yeah, The Bodyguard.

Margaret loves that show.

But like,

not a lot.

Yeah, it's hard.

And I think it's so odd.

And I'm wondering if it's by choice.

Do you think Jon Snow made so much money from that one show?

No, me neither.

I don't think it's by choice.

Okay.

I think it's hard to get people to see you as something else.

And it can be done, but like with a lot of work and a lot of like back-end industry work of like your people hustling for you.

And I just feel like these are serious, like British actors.

They're not playing the Hollywood game.

No, Sophie Turner played the Hollywood game.

Yeah, a little bit, but still on an acting level.

Oh, she's an X-Men.

Sorry.

Yeah.

And she did a lot after Game of Thrones.

I feel like she's now intentionally taking a little time off to be like a mom and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, you're right.

She, and she, I feel like, is so Hollywood.

Yeah.

She married the Jonas brothers.

She got the guy.

But now she's with Paddington Cellegrino.

Paddington Pellegrino.

I know exactly.

And the good news is, is you all know who I'm talking about.

Yep.

Okay, are you ready for our next story?

Our fourth story is a little more content news.

I am.

Joker 2 trailer has dropped.

Falleadu with Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga.

This movie has another one been talked about, swirly, girly swirlying around forever.

And now the trailer dropped.

I watched a few seconds of it.

Like, seriously, it looks so dreadful, but I think that's the point.

And obviously, this isn't for me, but like, the theme of the movie movie is dread.

So I actually didn't see the trailer.

I saw a fan edit on Twitter where somebody took parts of the trailer and put it to the commercial for Nerc Tech OTD.

And I wish I saw that.

It was better than I think the Joker will be.

So I feel good.

I feel satiated.

I'm not worried.

Yeah.

So for all you jokers out there,

the movie comes out soon.

Ha ha.

Joaquin, Lady Gaga.

I'm excited for her to have like another moment.

She's been quiet.

She's been really quiet.

Music and acting-wise, because she's been working on this.

I think she's been doing like method acting.

Yeah, she's been falletuing.

Why do you keep saying that?

What is that?

That's the subheader for this movie.

Joker.

Falle ado.

Excuse me?

Okay, Joker colon.

F-O-L-I-E,

space, A with a apostrophe on top, space, D-E-U-X, as in Dumois.

Is it part two?

I guess guess I could.

Do is two.

Yeah, so Falle.

Because there was the Joker original.

I think this means like the second coming.

Oh, no.

Falle adu, also known as a shared

psychosis or shared delusional disorder, is a rare psychiatric syndrome in which syndrome of a delusional belief and sometimes hallucination are transmitted from one individual to another.

So maybe that's where their characters.

This kind of feels like a spoiler.

It does, for sure.

And I feel like this is a movie I like I might see.

no?

Why do you sound so like not into it?

I feel like.

Do you see Joker 1 with Joaquin?

No, but I love Joaquin.

You do?

I do.

Just because of Walk the Line?

Yeah, and I just feel like he's a cutie.

And I like his story with his brother.

Well, I don't like that story.

Obviously, his brother died, but I think he's a man of immense depth.

I do.

You would see this, like...

Due to your love of Joaquin, you would see this before you would see like Napoleon.

Did he play Napoleon?

He did.

When?

At Christmas time.

Did you see it?

No, I heard really bad things.

And you claim to be a Napoleon stand.

Okay, no, so I won't see you.

No, because the true stands won't watch it because we heard bad things.

Because it's true stands.

I can't with you.

It's an affront to Napoleonic stanhood.

Yeah, and that's why I didn't see it.

Queens.

Queen.

And also, he is in that movie with the Alexa.

Yeah, hey.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

What was that movie called?

Hello, right?

You know what?

We've not done a Joaquin Phoenix deep dive on the show yet.

And the thing is, I like really like Joaquin Phoenix, and I've literally seen one of his movies walk the line, but it was so good that

he has a fan forever in me.

Yeah.

I just want to.

So there's something about Joaquin Phoenix that I'm not sharing with you that's just going to kind of change everything.

What?

Wait.

Is it like Jonathan Glazer energy?

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

He signed the letter in support of Jonathan Glazer.

And he's kind of the biggest name to sign the letter, so he's leading all the headlines.

He gave the letter credibility.

Yeah.

Him and Chloe Feynman's the other name that I recognized.

Ew.

So sorry to ruin him and her.

And her.

I love her.

See, I was actually thinking about this earlier in the day when I was bopping around to Morgan Wallen getting ready and how I was like ragging on him on the show the other day.

there are certain people like I really I am able to separate the artist from the art and I think feel that way about Morgan Wallen I feel like a lot of girls love Morgan Wallen for him like they want to have sex with him I don't like I really love the music

that you cleared that up you know what I mean like I don't die for him like Luke Hombs I would die for him as a person yeah and for his music yeah and I know what you thought I was gonna say what

That I want to have sex with Luke Homes.

That's not what I was going to say.

No, I didn't think so.

I didn't think you would say that.

I respected your courage.

And your own.

You gave

You gave like a little smirk.

And I thought you thought I was going to say that.

So with Morgan Wallen, I really am separating the artist from the artist.

Certain people, like I can do it.

I say I can separate Joaquin Phoenix from his dumb signatures.

Okay.

Just for, it's really just for walk the line, though, Claudia.

There's nothing else here that we kind of are obsessed with, but walk the line is really good.

Yeah, and I don't know, but some of these like letters, I think a lot of people's like, you know, assistants were like, do you want to sign this letter?

And they were like, yeah.

So I feel like signing a letter, like while irresponsible, I can look past it.

If it's a little bit more organized, like wearing, you know, a pin and planning your whole outfit around, like it's a little bit more than that.

You know, I'm, I might not be able to separate the art from the artist, but just because you signed a letter, honestly, I'm not going to write you.

Okay.

I just want to say, in general, I agree with that.

And I think sometimes they come and they package it.

Like, we're signing for peace.

Do you stand with peace?

And they're like, yeah.

Who doesn't?

Sign me up.

Right.

But that's not what this letter was.

One.

And two, I don't think Joaquin just like willy-nilly signs letters.

He's such a serious person.

But the thing is, shut up, you know?

Because I'm separating the art from the artist.

Oh, for sure.

Sure.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Separating.

We're separated.

Yeah.

And I feel like that's okay.

Like, it's okay to like enjoy stuff, you know?

Yeah.

Why do you have to punish yourself?

Right.

Like, you don't have to like.

align with everyone's everything and like listen to their movie like you're fine you know yeah i don't want to listen to their movie also i like saying joaquin phoenix I like to say Joaquin Phoenix.

Joachim?

Because there was a basketball player named Joachim Phoenix.

Oh.

Isn't that weird?

That's funny.

I remember, like, when I used to watch basketball with Ben, like, I was pretending to like it so he would marry me.

Slay.

There was a guy, and he had, like, really curly hair, and he was so cute and handsome, like, big guy.

And his last name was Phoenix, and it was spelled like Joachim, but like Joaquin with a J and I'm like what are the odds it's like two influencers living in the same apartment it's like two movies being made about Cinderella totally yeah now are you ready for our fifth and final story that's gonna lead into our Vanner Pump rules recap because we have some exciting Vanner Pump rules news if it's the Vanner Pump Rules stories that's gonna match you by Vanner Pump by Fashion Pass yes it is we're such a

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Our fifth and final story is that Vanderpump rules star Lala Kent has revealed the sex of her second baby.

She did an Amazon live revealing the sex, and I was so excited to see what it was going to be.

Cause if it's a girl, it's so exciting.

her girl squad stays strong if it's a boy like how exciting to have a girl and boy anyways she's having a girl and she's so excited and then last night on the show we saw her going to the sperm bank to begin this process so it's really coming full circle and um just something interesting of note because we've been talking about the rumors from the reunion it appeared as though kitty was at the gender reveal

i didn't see that but i was on twitter good to know i saw sheena in the footage you know of course sheena in the front row Yeah.

I'm sorry.

They can never make me hate Sheena.

Like, after last night's episode, I'm sorry, when she was mad at Brock for telling their kid that they were going to the beach instead of saying we have to work, like, because she doesn't want her daughter to think that they would leave her for anything other than work.

Like, she's so funny.

I'm sorry.

They can never make me hate Sheena.

She's hilarious.

Even though for all the seasons that we did.

Yeah, but they could never make me.

Yeah, no, no, even though we had and they did.

But I think like starting now, Tabula Rasa, also like.

They could never make me.

Sheena in her motherhood era is really a joy to watch i agree she's really a very sweet girl and everybody clowns on her for making everything about herself like with the earthquake some people were tweeting oh my god the earthquake in new york has anyone checked on gina like i relate to that part of her on a very deep profound level so i'm sorry they just they can't make me hate her now

I'm very much also in my Lala era, and I feel like I haven't been for a while.

You have really always been very tried and true.

And I feel like she went through a couple of years where she was beyond unreasonable, and especially last season against Raquel.

I know nobody could take up for Raquel, but before the before the people in the show found out about the affair, we knew about it, but we're watching footage before they know.

I'm sorry, Lala was wrong.

So I'm going to go to the moment.

Oh, yeah, when they went on that trip and they were really, really mean to her.

Yeah, that wasn't my favorite Lala moment.

But overall, like, I really, I've never faltered.

But people can have bad moments.

And she, like, the thing about her is like, she owns it unlike anyone else where she was like, this was a miserable time for me.

I was a miserable person.

Like, I was mean and unhappy and I don't want to be like that.

No, and her explanation last night, she's like, I'm in my soft era when she was getting shit from Katie for going to lunch with Joe.

I totally see that.

She is in her soft era.

And so I think a lot of people are like viewers are saying it's like she's witchy-washy.

People are saying she's like a production mole, like just, you know, but I, I, her explanation of her being in her soft era, like, yes, that's actually what I feel I'm seeing.

Yeah, I.

Think that that's fair, but I also think it is conducive to the flow of the show.

Someone needs to get lunch with Joe.

Yeah.

But it wouldn't be, if it wasn't Lala, like it would be Sheena.

So

she's going to come in to the show regardless.

And I like seeing Lala get a hot dog with her.

Yeah.

Two more different girls could you ever find when they're sitting across from each other?

It's like, how do these two people know each other?

You had texted me that Schwartz should have been Lala's.

sperm donor anonymously honestly like don't ever tell the other the people in the group not that schwartz can keep a secret but that's how i felt because schwartz like really wants to be a dad i know he loves Lala.

I know Lala doesn't want any of this mess.

Schwartz is like very smart and good looking.

And I think, you know, he would have nice sperm.

But Lala doesn't want, and Schwartz would have to sign something like, this is Lala's baby.

Like, I'm happy to be here, but I will never like come for this baby because that's so important to Lala.

And like, when you hear her talk about it, just, it makes so much sense.

It's just like, I want for Lala.

I feel like she takes on so much.

Like nobody is doing more in this world for her family and like for her job and just firing in every cylinder than Lala.

And I just just hope that one day like she meets someone who's just able to like take stuff off of her plate.

Yeah, no, she's very much like in protective mama bear mode at all times and trying to grow her family and her business and be a reality star.

Yeah, I think, and I think that's also why she just doesn't have the energy to like

care about stuff that Katie and Ariana care so deeply about.

Yeah, and she just lets things go now.

Yeah, and I get that, I do, but to be honest, I was really appreciative of Ariana ariana breaking down because up until that point i felt like she was being just like so unreasonable and when lala was like look at his life look at your life and look at his like let this anger go and her finally like crying and saying like i can't let this anger go i'm so angry i'm still so hurt like that is human and that i understand now the stuff with the house is weird but you know what i get it like i do yeah when she's always angry at him like calling him scum of the earth and all these things it's like oh we always knew that so i feel like it's hard for us to see what part of the relationship she might be mourning so when she shares like i told this person knew everything about me like knew me like nobody else did like it's true but not only did that person hurt me the worst but i don't have that person in my life anymore like oh i get it that can make you a little crazy and sad and angry And also a little bit, even though I think it's like absurd, the explanation about the house, like how it was, this is like a big dream.

Like, I get it.

I get it.

So I actually felt like i was a lot more sympathetic towards ariana this episode than i had been in the past ones because she just was so hard and she was just so so tough when like you know she has blessings raining on her tom said of all couldn't be a bigger loser seriously if he tried like the scenes of him just like hanging out with billy and kyle like it's sad like when i climb into bed i start feeling sad so I really appreciated the POV, but I do mostly agree with Lala on that.

But it's funny to watch Ariana toggle between like the soft and the hard when she's with lala and china like they finally get it out of her and then she goes to the that drinks those drinks woof man like wait what drinks when they went to that bar the four girls yes and it was really like lala and china just like being soft as they say and then like katie's very hard and hard lines and ariana's like

She's obviously with, she's with Katie overall, but it's like these two approaches to moving forward.

Yeah, they couldn't be more opposite and they both are so extreme.

Actually, I don't feel like Lala and Gina are that extreme.

I feel like

they're practicing extreme grace.

They are.

They actually, you know, you're right.

And the others are practicing the extreme grudge.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so there's definitely like the right path in the middle.

But neither one of them can get to that.

I see both sides because I know if I were

if I were in Katie and Ariana's shoes, I would feel like them and I would behave like them.

But I'm not on a reality show and I don't need to see this person.

So I really go back and forth between like the humanizing, like, that's how I would be.

I would not be graceful towards someone who's like ruined my life, but I would never see them again.

I wouldn't live with them again.

Like my friends want to be friends with this person.

Like good, good day, sir.

If I were on a show and we have to move forward and this anger is holding me back.

Yeah.

I'm Lala and Sheena.

And I think the Lala and Sheena approach is more enjoyable to watch.

I think so too.

Well, because otherwise we're just at a standstill and that's boring.

Yeah.

Now I had a lot of thoughts on this episode about Schwartz.

And then that obviously leads into Joe, but like just watching this 40-year-old dye his hair blonde and go to a singles event and make out with this lady in front of everyone.

climbed into bed and started feeling sad.

Like there was a time where Schwartz's like idiotic nature was endearing and like people like Rihanna loved it you know and now it's like you're literally 40 talking about your biological clock and then you're going to a singles event and like making out with like literally this freak who wants to be on TV like no and like you have this girl here yes your best friend

who is perfect for you

You're talking about your biological clock.

Right.

Who obviously has feelings for you.

And you have feelings for her because when she said then we can't be close at all, he was sad.

He climbed into bed.

He started feeling sad.

And, but why is he so adamant that he doesn't want to be in a relationship?

Like, what is that?

Why doesn't he want to be in a relationship?

Being in a relationship has typically been good for him.

No, and I can't deal with like the 40-year-old afraid of commitment.

Like, it's been what, three years since he got divorced.

It's not like.

He was married.

I feel like he's a relationship guy.

I don't know.

It was a combination of the hair and like he's just.

I don't know.

He used to be, I felt like this like young, hot, vibrant thing.

And everything he was doing, it was like giving sad.

Yeah.

Like, even like chasing Tom Sandoval out of the beach to the bars like you're 40 like i just like i just couldn't yeah this is a a a weird transitional time for him i hope this behavior doesn't last until next season but he is still like schwartz yeah but what is this adamance about not wanting to be in a relationship like why

i know you want to be going to singles events and like and hanging out with 25 year olds like why why that literally doesn't look fun that event did not look fun I feel like maybe, and I don't know if him like distancing himself from Sandoval is just an act for the show, but maybe like his best friend and him are now both finally single for the first time and he like wants to have fun.

It doesn't look like they're having fun, is what I'll say.

That event was

tear worthy, like it was sad,

it was, yeah.

Oh, and what about him and Katie both fighting over

Tori?

Okay, like

no,

I,

when they had that conversation at the water tasting, which I really don't want to talk about, okay?

The water tasting, the bar for, for events is so low.

But I actually thought it was sweet.

Like, I was like, maybe these two, I actually was like, oh my God, imagine if they got back together.

Like, I just thought, like, I really want for them to get along.

And this sort of game where they're playing with the nanny, like, no.

No.

No, and it's weird.

Like, on a intimate level, like, it's weird.

It's weird.

And then that's like dating.

To be, right, for both of you to be dating your best friend's nanny at the same time and literally like making out with her night after night, like intertwined, like just be together.

Get back together.

It's like, if Schwartz likes Tori and Tori likes Katie and Katie likes Tori and Tori likes Schwartz, Katie was me with me, then Katie should like Schwartz.

100%.

And Schwartz should like Katie.

A thousand percent.

James was relatively quiet this episode, but Stan.

Stan.

Stan.

And Allie, too.

Yeah.

She's solid.

Yeah, I could live without the horoscopes, but yeah.

It's, it's really like, she takes it so seriously.

Like, honestly, it makes me want to take it seriously.

No, she takes it so seriously, it makes me want to jump off the roof.

I think we should have her on the show and get a reading.

I want to know my birth chart.

Actually, somebody did tell me yesterday when I was going off on the toast about my obsession with the moon that like cancers are very well connected to the moon.

So that makes sense.

That's what people were saying in the comments.

If anybody's friends with Allie, like tell her we want to know our birth charts.

Yeah, Yeah, or anyone who does that doesn't have to be Allie.

No, but I liked her assessments of the girls.

Like, I thought she was pretty spot on.

Okay.

So that'll be fun.

And then we'll do our colors too.

So, Dear Toasters has been moved to tomorrow.

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