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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday, squirrel friends.

Speaking of swirly girly twirly gumdrops, welcome to my co-host, my sister, my partner in crime.

It's Jacqueline Folet.

My PIC.

I like kind of hate that like acronym.

Okay, but do you like what it stands for, partner in crime?

I don't think there's a better way to describe us.

Really, we're extremely law-abiding and we're not really partners in crime.

We're partners in business.

And we're actually more so like life partners.

We are life partners, but we are partners in crime, Claudia, because we're so funny.

It's criminal.

Well, that's for damn sure.

It should be illegal making podcasts as good as these.

It's good.

Wait, I'm telling you, you, I'm kind of in like my celebrity era.

Explain.

I saw another celebrity walking to work today.

Oh, you're not the celebrity.

Am I ever?

Well, when you say you're in your celebrity era, I didn't think it was going to be that as decentralized

as that.

Now that I hear it back, yeah, it does sound like I'm in that kind of like a famous era, but we all know that's never going to happen.

So I am in my sort of attracting celebrities.

No, how do I say it?

Seeing celebrities.

How's that?

Seeing celebrities.

Okay, who'd you see?

And I feel like you're actually going to be jealous of this one.

Ooh, it takes a lot.

Because I don't like to see celebrities.

One thing about me.

I don't want to see them.

I don't want to know them.

I want to know them from a distance.

No, it definitely ruins the magic for sure.

Who'd you see?

And I, it's, you know, when you see like a celebrity doing something so human, like she couldn't find her Uber.

Like it was so pedestrian, you know?

Maybe it wasn't an Uber.

Maybe it was a car service, but they were waiting outside.

They couldn't find it.

And I think.

Like, don't you're supposed to have people for that when you're at a certain level?

Exactly.

And I'm supposed to walk out the door and the car is waiting.

And I believe her man was with her, but his back was towards me the whole time.

So it really could have been anyone.

But like, I just assumed it was her man.

Who?

Olivia Culpo?

No, no.

So this is somebody you really like, like.

They're on television.

I'm trying to think of like an iconic line.

This person is.

Are they on television every day?

No, no, no, no, no.

In themselves capacity or in a role?

In themselves capacity.

They are, you know, from your, well, I don't know if they're from, but they're known for living in your home state.

which is new york right oh sorry your current home state oh okay um okay this is boring it was larksa pippin

oh that would have been fun to keep guessing i don't know if i ever would have gotten there i was thinking more of like the hoda category yeah no i could tell you because they were on tv every day i could tell you were so far that i didn't want to torture the people being like oh my god who are they talking about I just feel like the only celebrities who are up and atom early in the day, who are on TV every morning are like the Kelly's, the Clarkson and Ripa variety.

Yeah.

Hoda, Jenna, and of course a woman.

Yeah, I think you said a woman.

I did.

I did.

Well, we happen, our current studio happens to be right next door to like a big celeb hotspot.

Whenever I walk past it, I always turn my head.

Oh, that restaurant?

Yes.

So I'm always like turning my head, you know, craning, rubbernecking, if you will.

And by the way, I'm not the only one.

Every time I walk past it, there's like a crowd of people.

It's like slow.

I'm like, everybody move.

That's so funny.

We actually are in a fabulous part of town.

For sure.

No.

And there's this sort of, you know and these hot spots they come and go so right now that hot spot's having its era you know it might not in a few months that's how you know hospitality works yeah well that's cool that you saw larsa how did she seem you know she looked different she looked good she looked happy in the headlines a lot i don't keep up with her daily machinations comings and goings but they're always breaking up and getting back together but you're saying they were together well the thing is i'm not 100 sure it was him because i only saw him from the back but he was standing like you know a partner would but but it could have been someone else.

Like, I don't know.

And I too don't keep up with the machinations of Larsa and Michael Jordan's son.

But last I heard, they broke up.

And then last I heard, it was for publicity and they're like getting back together.

I kind of feel like their end game.

Don't quote me on that.

We won't.

We won't.

But they're kind of giving an endgame to me.

I just feel like they love each other.

Okay.

Well, take of the day.

It wouldn't be an episode of the toast if Jaggie didn't say like the craziest craziest things, you know?

For sure.

But I am due for some justice, which will come to me in the first story because our first big story of the day that broke right as we draft and we were looking for a fifth story on Friday.

We literally did four stories.

It was like we were, we kind of sort of

manifested the fifth.

Yeah, like premonition vibes.

Yeah, and that will be our first story is Kate Middleton's announcement and diagnosis.

And I bet a lot of you are feeling quite foolish.

I'm going to be real with you.

We look like clowns.

And I include myself.

I definitely got involved, not to the level of other people, but it was, you know, conspiracy theories are a slippery slope.

It doesn't take a lot to get you sort of radicalized.

So

I wasn't as bad as other people, but I definitely was a part of it.

And I own my, I can, I'm woman enough to admit when I'm wrong.

And it's so rare that it's not a big deal for me.

And this, I'm wrong.

I said it.

I'm wrong.

I was wrong about Taylor and Travis dating.

That was the last time I was wrong.

I was wrong again.

She just got caught up in an internet whirlpool.

And I don't blame her.

I think that was really hard to resist on TikTok.

But the people on Reels still have our heads about them.

Even though there's one lady who was like, about the truth about Kite Middleton, part 16.

Literally, someone sent me one of her videos and it was like part one.

So I was like, oh, okay.

And I watched it.

And then she was like, two.

She was like, watch two for more.

So I go to part two and I see her page.

She's literally up to part 30.

Yeah.

I do want to say TikTok is the most moronic place on the planet.

I don't feel like TikTok radicalized me.

Twitter did.

I just want to say, I think that's worth mentioning.

Okay, well, we will get into all of that when we get into the stories.

Before we do, we need to catch up about our weekends.

How was your weekend, La?

My weekend was kind of incredible.

I did all of the things.

I feel like I checked every box.

You know, on Friday night, I saw Brian and Taylor.

We went out for dinner to like the, you know, kind of cool new hotspot.

It was called Cocoa Doc.

It's like a completely chicken-based nugget, chicken nugget-based restaurant.

Like every part of the menu had chicken nuggets on it but it's fancy extremely like chicken nuggets and caviar yummy it's like this famous restaurant tour it's like his new spot and ben and brian were like should we go to coconut i'm like how does everybody know this place it was so good what did ben eat so um i'm i feel like ben is going to tell his truth okay

it's not for me to say and it's not for me to judge you know For sure.

I did, you know, tell the waitress that I was on Weight Watchers.

Like, I can't stop telling people, but also, like, I needed help.

And she was so helpful.

And she actually explained to me, like, their chicken is fried in like really good oil.

It's like not terrible.

So I had a little, I had a little fried chicken.

And I was so good the whole day.

So I saved my points for dinner.

I love that.

Points for me.

My girl.

My whole weekend was like really like Weight Watchers.

It was just like points, points, points.

I was just

counting points the whole weekend.

But then Ben and I worked out.

We had like a lazy day on Saturday.

It was raining.

I feel like I hit everything I was supposed to do on the weekend.

Like Sunday was very wellness.

We went to the grocery store, the kosher mart.

We worked out.

Saturday, we just chilled.

Saturday night, we went to the movies.

And you saw a beautiful movie that I had been trying to talk about on the toast and it came out.

Yeah, I spoke about the movie like a few months ago that it was coming out about the Jewish Schindler.

The Schindler of Kids.

But he wasn't Jewish.

No, sorry, Schindler of Kids.

Schindler of Kids, yeah.

Nicholas Winton, who was this guy who like only later in life did he get the recognition for saving over 600 kids from Prague who were Jewish refugees and he brought them over to England like right before Hitler invaded.

It was such a good movie.

Anthony Hopkins was amazing.

You know, who's a queen?

Like, and I was in the movie theater thinking, like, you're a queen.

Who?

What's her name?

She is from the Crown.

She played older party girl Aunt Margaret, Princess Margaret.

Elena Bonham Carter.

Bonham Carter.

She's such a good actress.

And like, she's just that bitch, you know?

She was so good in the movie.

I was like, yes, queen.

What was the movie called?

One Life?

One Life.

Because I remember the conversation, we couldn't figure out what the movie was going to be called.

And there was like a

something they said was going to be called something that sounded like a bad movie title.

Yeah.

But then we got to the root of it, and it was called One Life, which is a good movie title.

It's a good movie title also because it's referencing a famous verse from the Talmud, which is to save one life is to save a thousand.

And he saved 600.

Oh, and what was really cool, I don't want to spoil the movie, it's not a spoiler, but they did, like, you know, at the end of the movie, my favorite part of history movies, the black and white text.

So they said, you know, it's estimated that of this, I think it was 669 children that he saved, there are 6,000 people alive today because of it.

And some of them were extras in the movie, just like random descendants, old, young.

So cute.

So cute.

It was really well done.

And it was,

you know, it made me sad.

Like the only other people in the theater were like totally 100-year-old Jewish people.

Like it was, me and Ben were so out of place.

Every single person was like, your buddy.

Like it was, it was a nursery, not nursery, a nursing home sign out.

Use your platform, get people to go see it.

It was really good.

It was called One Life.

It was an, oh, and by the way, you know why I loved it?

An hour and 30 minutes.

Thank you.

The fountain soda machine at my theater was broken and it's been broken for years.

And like, I'm thinking about writing a letter.

Or getting a new theater.

No, no, I like this theater.

Money talks, Turdy.

It's true.

I should take my business, my business elsewhere.

I should be at Karen.

Yeah.

No, Karen would write the letter.

Facts.

Oh my God.

Wait.

Also, I want to ask you about your weekend.

But prior to that, speaking of Karen, did you see this sort of scandal Millie Bobby Brown has found herself in i have

that's a really great point i saw the video and then i i forgot about it but i had feelings when i saw it so millie bobby brown did this like i think it's famous in the in the uk this podcast and they were talking about how um millie bobby brown really loves to leave reviews mostly negative ones like at restaurants hotels when she feels when she's had a bad experience she lets them know she lets them know and she said you know My whole life has been people critiquing me, so like, why can't I do it to others?

And the internet had some thoughts on it.

And I i wanted to know what you thought while watching her her speak so i need to say that i am the opposite of her i will never really complain about anything even if in the moment i'm like i'm gonna do this then like once the moment's over i go i've never left a review i don't have an account for leaving reviews unless like someone asked me to leave a positive review about their business of course i just did that with my crate and barrel delivery five stars So I am the opposite of her, truly.

Like I will accept bad service with a smile on my face.

Yeah.

And what she was saying didn't bother me.

I agree with you.

Like, I'm the same as you.

You could spit in my mouth and I would say, thank you so much.

Have an amazing day.

Can't wait to come back tomorrow.

I love it.

Yeah.

This is the

thing.

It was, I feel better than ever.

Thank you so much.

So I'm the same way as you.

I'm not somebody who's literally ever, even sometimes I have such a bad experience.

I walk out and I'm like, I feel compelled.

I'm going to write a review.

I never actually do it.

Like, I don't think I ever have actually.

The only thing I do is I will never go there.

Of course.

And that's fair.

So I'm the opposite as well.

And I don't think on its face what she was saying was wrong.

Like she basically was like, I think if someone's doing something wrong, like they should know.

However, like it being this, you know, very sort of

famous, rich, snob, like she sounded like a snob.

I think it was a fine thing to say, but coming from her, it definitely felt bizarre.

Especially she's just like so young.

It felt like Brady.

Maybe.

It didn't ring as Brady.

And also, it's not like she's going on her Instagram.

It's not like she's writing under her name, hi, I'm Millie Bobby Brown.

You're a very famous person and you were bad.

She's just trying to be like a regular person.

And why isn't she entitled to the same rights as everyone else?

She's a paying customer.

That's actually fact-based.

That's a fact-based presentation.

It cuts both ways.

You could say, oh, because she's so privileged, she shouldn't be allowed to complain.

But it's also like she's also a person and she's entitled to

do what anyone else would do.

See, that's just for everyone.

That's fair.

I feel like the way she described it,

she goes about it in the most polite way possible.

And like, yeah it's people like her who might be making service better people who take the time to complain and to say this in a constructive way not in a

one were like us

we'd all be eating mush it's so true may i have some more please like it's for every millie there's a jackie and i am benefiting because of a millie no and it's almost like the millies can't exist without the jackies and the jackies cannot exist without the millies like in order for the world to remain balanced you have to have both this is a balance so i have to thank her.

And she has to thank you too.

She has to thank me for leaving space to complain.

For her.

Because I hold space for the complainers.

You hold space kind of for two truths, too.

Except on Friday night, we went out to dinner.

Ooh.

And I ordered my main and it was so unacceptable.

Well, first, I couldn't send it back and just be like, this wasn't good.

I had to make sure Olivia tried it to be like...

She was like.

There's an episode of Curb Like That Larry just now.

He got the key line pie.

He's like, it's disgusting.

And he made the girl try to eat a taste with it.

She was like, It was disgusting.

And the guy was like, I can't take this back.

You ate half of it.

But because everybody tried it, that's really funny.

No, I just thought, I ordered the sea bass, which I don't usually order.

I usually go for a salmon, but I was trying to be like crazy.

I was trying to be fancy and crazy.

So I got it and it was so gross.

And I'm like, oh shit, like maybe I don't like sea bass.

And that's not their fault if they made a perfectly good sea bass and I just don't have a refined enough palate to appreciate it.

So I was like, Olivia, can you confirm that this is fucking disgusting?

And one thing about Olivia, she knows a good sea bass.

Like she's a fish girl.

Yeah.

Claudia, she was vomiting.

It was so wrong.

So, of course, I didn't do the sending back.

That's also because I was in a booth and I was on the inside.

So someone at the end did it, just for brevity's sake.

If there are 10 times where I don't like my meal, maybe once I will return it.

And by I, I mean bad.

No, it was seriously inedible.

I didn't feel bad.

Also, we had ordered so much food that like this one sea bass, goodbye, good day serve.

It wasn't going to, you know, bankrupt the facility.

No, and I didn't feel like, oh, we ordered two things and we're sending one back and what a waste of your your time.

Context is extremely important when it comes to returning dishes.

Yeah, it's all about percentages.

It's so true.

So Friday night, you went out to dinner.

Okay, socialista queen.

So social.

My week last week was so social.

I was telling you, we like barely chatted because I was just being a social butterfly, which was really fun.

Yeah, so she's too good for me now.

She doesn't need like the crutch of her bestie on FaceTime.

She has real friends in the real world.

So she doesn't call.

She doesn't write.

We don't talk anymore.

Okay, I called you last night and you couldn't get off the phone with me fast enough.

I was watching Reba.

Reba's a show that can wait.

Honestly,

it's waited 30 years for you.

That's what you think.

You think Reba is a show that can wait.

And I'm going to put you on, I'm going to put you all on like I did young Sheldon.

The next sitcom you need to watch, it's on Hulu, is Reba.

And let me tell you, Jackie, you will love.

No, I know.

We watched it growing up, Friday Night, WB11, Be There, Be Square.

Joanna Garcia, one of my favorite actresses, is on it.

And of course, Reba, Barbara Jean, like

Steve Howie from, you know, everything, but mostly Shameless recently.

He is the boyfriend.

It is so good.

And that fucking theme song, let me tell you, me and Ben, you think it's like after, we watched 15 episodes this weekend.

They're only 20 minutes, but you think after the 15th time, we'd be like, I have not pressed skipped intro once.

My roots are planted in the past.

Though my life is changing fast, who I am is who I want to be.

Jackie, the show is so good.

The nostalgia, I feel, like, I think of you, I think of us, like

Friday night after dinner shabbat like always eating our little ice creams watching riba family fun like it's good but it's hysterical and it's and you know what i forgot kind of it was probably in its time like really um

what's the word i'm looking for not polarizing but you know in the very first episode her teenage daughter gets pregnant and reba lets them you know get married and live in their house together it was kind of probably this very forward kind of out there show because it was supposed to be like you know just family-friendly sitcom but it's a little crazy yeah and we're lapping it up with our ice cream cones.

We were trading ice creams.

Jackie, it was so good.

You have to re-watch it.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

So I was watching Reba, and yes, I needed to hang up on you because I was watching her.

I have complaints that I have too many friends.

I don't call her.

But then I call her.

I'm like trying to chit-chat with my girl.

And of course, I forgot the reason that I called her, but let's not let that get in the way of a good combo.

Okay, wait.

I want to say she's being like, why'd you go?

Like, do you remember yet?

I'm like, no, I'm just having fun at this point.

Well, you weren't having fun.

You were using me because, like, everyone was out of the house and you were doing dishes.

And I know I do that too.

Whenever I'm like doing something I don't want to do, I'm like, if I call someone, it will make the time go faster.

So, and usually I'm down, but like, I was in the middle of something and you were kind of like doing the opposite.

You just were using me.

And that's fine.

I'd love to be used.

I call people in the bath.

Like, I always call people.

It's fine.

But you did eventually remember why you called me.

And I wanted to let you know there wasn't a package here.

So that sort of closes the loop.

You guys don't need to know.

It was like so stupid, but you don't need to know.

It was really stupid.

There was nothing here.

That kind of hurts.

After everything.

After everything.

Should we name them?

Okay, I'll tell you what it was.

This is why I called Claudia because I got a package last night, or I don't even know why I take so long to open my packages.

I got a package from Caraway, and it was one of their big-to-go food containers, which we love, a food storage container.

And on the inside, it had like cookies and a celebratory note.

I'll read you the note because Jackie sent it to me.

I sent a picture to Claudia.

So the inside had like confetti and custom sugar cookies that had like podcast microphones had caraway, like such a cute little gift.

And the gift was for this reason.

It said, hi, Turdy Lou.

This month is our anniversary on the toast.

And what better way to celebrate than with cookies?

We hope you enjoy your food storage, which is perfect for Ben's Leftover Chili.

XYXO Caraway Toasters Incorporate.

So cute.

So cute.

So I got it.

And I was like, I got Claudia's, obviously, but I also know that you've sent some things here in the past.

So it's not that children.

Remember from Caraway?

That they sent, actually, one time I took your order.

Yeah, I did.

But they know my address.

They have my address and they sent the wrong thing to Jackie.

So I said, Jackie was like, oh, Claudia probably got mine.

No, I asked, did you get mine?

Because I had wanted to post like this little cute thing that they sent, but like, not if they didn't send me one.

You know, like, that's a little sad.

So I called to ask if you got one, which you hadn't.

I thought it might be in the studio.

And now you're saying that it's not.

So I guess I won't post the Caraway package, but I'll just talk about it on the show instead.

By the way, your move, Caraway.

The thing is, Caraway can never do anything to offend me because they have changed my life in such a positive way.

Like, seriously, they could spit in my face and I would say, thank you.

Jolly good job.

Can I have some more?

That's kind of the theme of today's episode, you know?

Yeah.

But with Caraway, like, my whole life is Caraway.

But it's okay to say that it stings.

No, because I ate your cookies and I'm happy.

So, and I have a container.

After you went to dinner on Friday night, how was the rest of your weekend?

The rest of my weekend was very good.

It was a very homey weekend.

I can never remember what the hell I did.

Anyone else?

What did I do on Saturday?

I don't know.

We didn't talk because you don't need me anymore.

Yeah.

No, we were home most of the weekend.

It was like raining, pouring.

Same here.

So it was like a nice, cozy home weekend.

Took some naps.

Me too.

I took one on Saturday.

It was amazing.

Yeah, we had like a long nap time.

You never know what you're going to get around here.

Charmiope in my bed and pooped on my floor.

Classic.

I'm shocked Brew didn't do such a thing.

In solidarity with his bro.

Yeah, so we were just hanging at home.

Homesteading.

Homesteading.

Homesteading.

Yeah, homestead tings.

So I think that might be it in terms of we can recap, you know, catching up with the squirrelies.

Anything you want to catch up on before we dive into the fast five?

And how would you describe the fast five?

Perhaps in three words.

They are strong.

So are you.

As are you.

That's to do.

Rest in peace.

Crunchy Angel Dora.

Crunchy Angel Dora.

So now without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that they are strong that you need to know.

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On Friday, Kate Middleton revealed that she has cancer and is getting chemotherapy.

She says it has taken time to tell her kids.

But on Friday, the Princess of Wales shared her health news in a personal video message, which came after Kensington Palace had announced on January 17th that the princess had undergone a planned

abdominal surgery.

In her emotional video, Princess Kate started by thanking well-wishers for their wonderful messages of support amid her recovery during what has been an incredibly tough couple of months for her entire family.

She said, quote, in January, I underwent major abdominal surgery in London, and at the time, it was thought that my condition was non-cancerous.

The surgery was successful.

However, tests after the operation found cancer had been present.

My medical team therefore advised that I should undergo a course of preventative chemotherapy, and I am now in the early stages of that treatment.

She called the news a huge shock and said that she and William have been doing everything they can to process and manage this privately for the sake of their young family.

As you can imagine, this has taken time.

It has taken her time to recover from major surgery in order to start her treatment.

But most importantly, it has taken them time to explain everything to George, Charlotte, and Louie in a way that is appropriate for them and to reassure them that she is going to be okay.

Like, I don't really need an explanation as to why she took any amount of time to tell us.

Like, not my business.

Felt like a total like dick in like afterwards, like, wanted to die.

So sad, like, so not what I thought the answer was.

And so

I feel like in the video, she looked like so exhausted and like kind of frail, like someone with cancer would.

And I don't know, I just the whole thing made me feel like an immense sense of sadness.

Yeah, it made me feel very sad.

Very much have a pit.

It's very worrisome too, you know, because she is in the midst of it.

Right.

It's not like we have like, oh, I went through this, but I'm okay now.

Yeah, she's in the middle of it.

It doesn't sound not serious.

It sounds like it could actually be quite serious.

The palace said that they're not going to reveal any more information.

We'll not be sharing any further private medical information.

The princess has a right to medical privacy as we all do.

Agreed.

I mean, she already shared so much.

Yeah, there's like this sort of, well, there's two things going on.

I feel like when you're, I don't even know what to call her, like a, because she's not like a politician, but she's not like a celebrity.

She's more than that.

Public figure.

But like, let's say the prime minister had

some sort of illness.

Like that I do feel like is information.

Like everybody deserves medical privacy, but that like that person should step down if they can't, you know, do their duties.

And I feel like with Kate Middleton, like she's not a prime minister, but she's not just a celebrity.

And I feel like she's entitled to that sort of privacy where it's like, if she needs to take time off, like the nation won't suffer, you know?

For sure, but the nation couldn't let her take time off.

She couldn't even make it to Easter without having to announce.

It really was America, by the way.

Like people in Britain were not as bent out of shape conspiracy theorizing down like dark Twitter holes as much as people in America were.

I agree with that, but I don't think that it was only America.

I don't think they would have addressed if it was only America.

A lot of things have been going on here,

especially as it relates to them and like Megan and Harry, and they don't get bent out of shape about it.

Well, there was also a bunch of news stories following the announcement about Megan and Harry and how, you know, they're devastated because they found out with the rest of the world.

And when you and I were talking about him finding out about Charles's cancer with the rest of the world, it did seem like there was an enormous possibility that he was told prior.

With Kate and William, I feel like he definitely found out like the same time as my ass did.

Actually, I found out a little late.

I was doing the soda method.

Like, I found out 30 minutes later.

Yeah, and then I found out from you.

I hadn't even seen it yet.

Yeah, him and William don't speak.

They do the opposite of speaking.

And I feel like William, like, let's say, you know, I'm sure the immediate family knew Charles and Camilla.

I'm sure William said to Charles, like, you're not allowed to tell Harry.

Like, that's how much they hate each other.

Yeah.

And also, maybe they don't trust that he wouldn't in some way share.

He's been such a media darling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He loves, can't keep his mouth shut.

Maybe he'll go write a book about it.

That's fair too.

Yeah.

So sad.

Like, I feel like, and what are the odds that both Charles and

Kate would have cancer like at the same time?

Yeah.

Be in the surgeon, be in the hospital at the same time.

Right.

And so I definitely still feel that Charles probably would have shared his diagnosis regardless, but I think he definitely did it also to protect Kate.

But I also think Charles is more of the prime minister elk than Kate, like where

he has health information is, you know, crucial to the nation's job.

Totally.

So

I think he would have shared either way as he should.

Speaking of the royal family, there was no...

Well, as he would.

I don't really know what's right.

There was footage at the end of the movie, like all the amazing things that Nicholas Winton was recognized for after basically nobody knew about it until he had this like scrapbook lying around and he didn't know know what to do with it and he like took it to this thing this organization and it like blew up became a huge news story and he ended up donating it to Yadva Shem in Israel um but he um

ended up being knighted by Queen Elizabeth and there was a video of it at the end of the movie it was so cute that's so cute and then he's also

like the kinder transport that's what it was right so they were referencing the kinder transport in the movie it had i'm sure the kinder transport like inspired him nicholas to do the work that he did but this was not considered the kinder transport oh not the official one Where was the Kinder?

And you know, I was thinking about you the whole movie because that amazing statistic you told me about Paddington the Bear, which has seriously been one of my favorite facts to share with people, like of all time.

Say it again.

So Paddington the Bear, as we all know him, he is a little boy

with a backpack and a like a name tag around his neck.

And he was inspired, like the creator of him was inspired by the Kinder Transport because the Jewish children who were saved from Germany, they came to the station, like, because he's always at like the railroad station with backpacks.

He like loves trains.

Yeah, he had a backpack on and a tag around his neck.

They, the kids did too.

They had one backpack with them and a tag with their names.

And so he was inspired by those children, the character of him.

So the kids in the movie also had a name tag and a backpack, but I don't think this, because it wasn't official.

It was this literally, what was it?

Yeah, no, I didn't.

Not even underground.

This guy, Nicholas, in his house with like his mom, Helena Bottom Carter.

wrote an op-ed and was like, listen, I'm doing this.

I need people to volunteer to be foster parents and to put up 50 pounds for the like immigration fee.

There wasn't, he didn't work with the government.

Literally, he went to the immigration office every day and asked for like 20, 30 visas and then found foster families like literally in his dining room table.

That was so amazing about it.

The government did not help at all.

It was just like these random people at the immigration office who let the visas through.

Wow.

Like in this sort of like almost shady way.

Yeah.

And he was literally like mailing people pictures.

of the kids being like, choose your kid, send me 50 pounds, I'll get you a kid.

It was like

that's so so

drink eating.

But also, those families that they would have them, but can you just imagine the parents on the other side?

Well, that and the that part in the movie, like I seriously could not stop crying.

Like when it was, it wasn't even a hard decision for these parents to decide to like literally never see their kids again.

Send them to another country on a train by themselves with a backpack and a name tag.

Yeah,

yeah.

So the Kinderexpress was from Germany to England?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh my God.

And then like the sort of worst part of the movie is that like the final train,

which was their biggest transport yet, they were like on the train and Hitler literally invaded Prague that day and the train never made it and he never knew what happened to those kids.

Or like, you know, everyone who was living in that

ghetto.

It was a really good movie.

I really, I don't know how we got here, but everyone should see it.

It was really good.

And Anthony Hopkins is so cute.

I love him.

We got here because he was knighted by the queen.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So back to Kate.

Refuashley Ma, seriously.

Hopefully everyone will leave her the fuck alone now, perhaps?

I will.

I have learned my lesson.

I hope the thing is, I'm not going to pretend I was better than anybody else.

Like I got in there and I was, you know, in a nice way, I think I wasn't being like rude, but I still was speculating and that's not cool.

I was wrong.

I will do better.

I will not continue to speculate.

And so I have learned my lesson.

Have you?

Not to be obnoxious, but you know who wasn't participating in this?

Let me think, let me think, let me think.

Elon, like, who are you going to say?

Me.

Oh, yeah, we know.

Oh, it just hasn't been stated yet.

Like, what I'm so sorry, has it not?

It hadn't been stated yet.

What I maintained was that.

You said that you believed all royal communications and people were literally like clowning on you in the comments for saying that.

Yeah, that I believe what they were saying was a vague version of the truth.

Those were my words.

Yeah, and that's exactly what it was.

They're not lying.

They're just not being like super

not detailed, but there was a surgery and there's a recovery.

Yep.

And it's a version of the truth.

So

you were right.

I was wrong.

I'm dumb.

You're smart.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

No, I don't feel like I have to stunt on you because I know your heart was in the right place and like you weren't at the level that other people were at.

I feel like I'm

stunting on others.

Like I'm right.

You're wrong.

I'm big.

You're little.

And people like even,

I feel good knowing that once the video, no, no, once the

her at the farmer's market came out, I stopped.

Yeah.

Other people did not.

They were interviewing that, you know, famous impersonator.

Like I stopped after the farm video, and I think anybody who didn't need to seek help.

For sure, but there are people who are also not stopping at this point.

They think it was a dead fake video, which fake.

Deep fake.

I don't even know what that was.

But then thank you, Twitter.

Somebody was like trying to make a thread about how this is a deep fake video.

And community notes came in and said, it has been verified that this is not an AI generated or a deep fake video.

So thank you.

Yeah.

Really crazy for the people who are still going on about it.

But I mean,

if they admit they were wrong, like, what do they have?

That's such a good question.

You know?

Yeah.

They can't let it go.

For sure.

So hopefully everyone can just give her some peace.

Wait, we didn't even talk about, this is what I meant to say in the pre-Fast Five banter.

How sort of major news coming out this morning.

What?

Chiz?

A date and time for the 5K has been decided on.

Yeah.

It is May 7th and it is in Los Angeles.

And there is a, you know, a high likelihood that your girls cannot go just due to travel schedules, things like that, things of that nature.

I really thought it was going to be much closer to New York and Florida, like Texas, where all the podcasters live.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be in Austin and we were prepared for that.

Right.

But I'm not prepared for to go to Los Angeles to run 5K and like for nothing else, really.

Yeah.

So

I'm, I, I am going to try and go.

Like I really am.

You are.

There's a possibility, like neither of us go and I've been training for nothing.

I'm calling it that I'm not trying to go unless, you know, for some reason we need to be there for something.

Unless somebody wants to, you know, book us.

But I don't think you were, you've been training for nothing.

I think this has been so great for us.

Yes.

And I actually kind of love being a runner.

I'm going, I have to run today and then I'm going for a run with my coach in the park tomorrow.

And I just run past these.

bitches, like these lazy slobs.

And I'm like, oh my God, you guys wish you were me.

Like, I just know everybody in the park's looking at me being like, oh my God, she's gorgeous.

She's gliding.

She's in shape.

Like

I, I'm, people say there's like a runner's how you get addicted to running.

You don't.

I get addicted to the attention, you know, to what people must be thinking of me, to the accolades.

Because I know what I think when I see a beautiful woman running.

You know, I would think in the past, like, oh my God, I'm so jealous.

She's gorgeous.

She's a gazelle.

She's a model.

I would think all these things.

Now I am the model.

I am the gazelle.

And I can only imagine what people must think when they see me, like looking adorable.

And I always come straight from the toe, so I'm always wearing makeup.

Like

it is addicting, you know?

That's my favorite kind of high.

All the world's a stage for turdy.

To run across.

Well, I think that's good.

I think NetNet, it's been great.

Great for the content, great for the health.

Like really just an overall positive influence.

You sound conclusive.

Like I'm leaving the door much, very much open.

Like I might go.

Yeah.

I think you should be able to.

But it could not be less convenient timing.

No, no, no, no.

Or location if they tried.

Like they almost went out of their way to not consult us, you know?

Not that I'm like being a victim or anything, but yeah.

But maybe they were like, these girls like made it their thing and we need to come to get rid of them.

We got to do it as far from where they'll fly as possible.

Totally.

And they know we're like, we don't go within like out of like 100 mile radius of our homes.

Yeah.

So that's that.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some sweet news.

Sweet.

Sweet.

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden secretly welcomed baby number two and are revealing his name.

Oh, did you know that?

I know the pair surprised fans Friday night by announcing they recently welcomed their second child, a son named Cardinal.

We are blessed and excited to announce the birth of our son, Cardinal Madden.

He is awesome and we are all so happy he is here.

For the kids' safety and privacy, we won't be posting any pictures, but he's really cute, they said.

So by the way, we'll get into Cameron Diaz in a moment.

There is this sort of renaissance happening on social media.

I've seen it happen a lot on TikTok, where people who have previously shared, you know, their children are like family channel vibes.

They are saying, like making big

declarations that they are not sharing their children anymore.

And there's sort of been this, and I really saw it a lot on TikTok, but I'm seeing it everywhere.

This trend movement to like take kids off the internet.

I was surprised because a lot of people, you know, it's easier to make money, work with brands.

Like, I get it.

I've been seeing a lot of it.

So their family channels, like, that's what they were posting.

And now they're turning into like mom channels instead, you know?

And are they deleting the old content or just like going forward?

I've seen a mix of both.

Like primarily, it was this girl.

I remember like during COVID, she started going out on TikTok.

She was like, I'm pregnant with twins from a one-night stand.

And she took everybody on this whole journey.

And her kids, Violet and Scout, she did it all by herself.

It was like really amazing.

And she showed them, they were so cute.

Twins, she would be like feeding three kids at once.

Like it was really crazy.

And people became obsessed.

Like she has millions of followers.

And then like a year ago she slowly started deleting every old video of the kids of the kids and then when she finally got up to current date she made a video being like i'm not cheering the kids anymore and people were like so mad at her she was really the first to do it people were so mad at her in such an unhinged way um

and now i've started to see more people do it because there's been a lot of backlash specifically around this one have you heard of this kid wren no

W-R-E-N.

So she's like one of the biggest, like her mom basically like makes TikToks of her.

Like I don't even know if the mom's ever in the content and it's always like

stuff like I probably wouldn't share there's nothing wrong with it, but you know, you know how similar to like in that quiet on set documentary where like on its face it's like fine.

Yeah.

But if you go from like a different if a freak finds it.

Yeah.

And so somebody like a couple of months ago did this deep dive on like the engagement on this girl's

page and how videos where, you know, she's like in a bathing suit or you know doing gymnastics or something have like insane amount of saves.

That's like when you like favorite something almost like you don't like it, but it goes to a folder and you're yes, you can look at it later.

And how so many of the followers on this account were like you know men

and it started this huge conversation about red, save ren, red, ren, red.

And the mom like doesn't care.

And all this information that like people and people have really started to like

send her hate being like, stop.

Yeah.

She she doesn't stop.

It's really crazy.

And it started this this conversation.

I think a lot of other parent channels and family channels saw it and have started to second guess their

social content.

And so Cameron Diaz now followed.

And this is a thing some celebrities have always done for like, not for any other reason than their own privacy.

But on the internet, like you really have to think long and hard about where this content might end up.

Yeah.

And I've also seen recently like a new concern is AI using

images of your children.

They can like age your children and also like use their voice for stuff.

And there's just like a lot of nefarious usages.

Nefarious usages for sure.

So I just keep your eye out because I've been seeing a lot.

Both known and unknown.

You know, because this AI thing is like kind of new.

It's like if it was a few years ago, you wouldn't have ever expected something like that.

Right.

Yeah.

That's very interesting.

I hadn't, um, I hadn't seen that.

I guess I don't follow a lot of family creators.

Yeah, like family channels.

And like people are now saying, like, don't follow family channels.

Like, don't feed the sort of cycle of rewarding people for sharing, you know, their kids and like details of their kids' schedules and their outfits.

Like, it's really personal.

Yeah.

Yikes.

I don't agree with it.

I hate to be like judgmental, but I am.

Yeah.

I feel like some things are just clear, you know.

Yeah.

That's so sorry.

Not to meet Cameron Diaz about something totally else.

So happy for her.

Yeah.

Another, another Bebe.

She, I think, prior to having her first baby, like struggled a lot fertility-wise.

And I just love her.

I feel like once a quarter, we sit down and we talk about Cameron Diaz and we say the same thing every time, but it needs to be said.

And I feel like it's more and more recently.

I feel like she took a bit of a break, but now she like has her wine business, which I

brings her to Instagram to make content.

She leaves her like bubble once a quarter now because of her Aviline wine company.

And I'm grateful because that means we're getting content she's been doing.

You're right, like cooking stuff and some random interviews.

Yeah.

And it's great.

I love her, like truly.

Yeah.

So Mazotov to them.

Mazeltov.

And they're just a great couple.

And they're one of part of like one of my favorite celebrity webs, you know?

Of course.

Because like when they randomly were at Sophia Ritchie's wedding, like of course it made sense.

Joel and Benji, Benji and Nicole Richie.

Like, I love.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story, which is kind of crazy?

Our next story, which is kind of crazy, is it number three?

It's number three.

I'm ready.

Rebel Wilson is revealing the aliases.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Who allegedly tried to threaten her over her memoir?

So what Rebel Wilson is naming names.

One week after teasing the massive asshole she writes about in her upcoming memoir, Rebel Rising, she revealed the celeb in question.

So first she

posted.

She did reveal something like no one was asking for because it hasn't come out yet.

I think she was.

So there's like a bit in her book.

It hasn't come out yet.

It hasn't come out yet.

And she had said like this person has hired

that this person is an asshole in Hollywood that she was going to write about in her book.

She said, I wrote about an asshole in my book.

Now said asshole is trying to threaten me.

He has hired crisis PR manager and lawyers.

He is trying to stop press coming out about my book, but the book will come out and you will all know the truth.

The asshole that I am talking about in one chapter of my book is Sasha Baron Cohen.

So the two of them starred in one of his movies together.

It was called Grimsby.

They play a couple.

I think it's like, you know, just like a nutty fucking movie of his.

By the way, and with Rebel Wilson, like it sounds hysterical.

Yeah, honestly, it kind of does.

And the asshole behavior.

from the book hasn't been revealed yet.

Right.

A spokesperson for Sasha Baron Cohen told page six, quote, while we appreciate the importance of speaking out, these demonstrably false claims are directly contradicted by extensive detailed evidence, including contemporaneous documents, film footage, and eyewitness accounts from those present before, during, and after the production of Grimsby.

Wait, it sounds like

Sasha is going to sue her.

Because if he has all that evidence, it sounds like he's going to sue her.

Evidence and he's hiring lawyers and he's trying, I guess he was trying to get like the book to stop from coming out if what she's saying is like defamatory and untrue.

She said the book's still coming out.

So I guess if it comes out and he's, she's defaming him.

And if he says like these things aren't true and he's going to prove it, like, are they going to court?

But the thing is, up until this point, he would have had no case because she never named him.

Calling, like, it's like, you know, giving someone a nickname in the book.

However, this Instagram story she just posted saying the asshole is Sasha Baron Cohen just gave him a full legal case.

Yeah.

Maybe in the book she did name him, like, but the book hasn't come out yet.

Oh.

Like maybe we would have found out

from the book anyway because i feel like how can you talk about the movie without us knowing who it was i feel like it's a very specific thing and you know rebel wilson was in the news like a couple of years ago for winning a major defamation case in australia so she's very familiar with the law yeah because that statement like he's not around no no and that statement kind of makes me believe him like you don't you know you don't deny so egregiously and offer up every all the evidence that you have if somebody's speaking truths yeah you kind of just

no, not to make everything

add light to it.

I did actually meet Sasha Baron Cohen once in person and he was like disarmingly nice.

Now that doesn't mean that he's nice to everyone, but I did.

So I just wanted to say that.

And I'm sure like those movies.

I just wanted to say that like I met him, you know.

You met him in person?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then we were on that Zoom call together that I spoke about, but I'm sure those movie sets are like chaotic.

Those are nutty movies.

Yeah.

You know, so even looking at still's pictures from the set, it's just like, it looks like wrong, you know?

I do want to say I would be interested in rereading Rebel Wilson's memoir.

Honestly, now, obviously, my interest has peaked because I need to know what the accusations are.

But when I think about her career at a glance, like,

yeah, I think that's the person whose memoir I would want to read.

She's had such an interesting like couple of years.

Yeah, and she's also a funny person.

So I feel like that also usually translates to being an interesting writer.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's like a true like comic.

So I bet it would be funny.

And her memoir is called Memoirs of a Rebel.

No, Rebel Rising is actually an amazing name for it.

I like it.

Rats.

Memoirs of a Rebel.

Do you know Rebel Wilson's sister's name?

Should I?

No, I was just asking if you did.

No.

Because, like, obviously, her parents are into, you know, different names.

Yeah.

Liberty.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Would you rather be Rebel or Liberty?

Well,

I think Liberty because like you could have cute like nicknames, Libby.

Yeah.

They're both, you know, different.

Yeah.

So anyways, that's the latest beef in Hollywood.

That's the latest and greatest.

Yeah.

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Thank you, Claudia.

honor an honor our next story taylord and travis were spotted on a lunch date in la at nobu malibu after returning home from a bahamas vacation

so the two went to nobu malibu had a seaside lunch after vacation in the bahamas apparently

and do we have any details about where they were in the bahamas not

Not that I'm seeing.

I didn't, I saw like one picture of them that could have been them in the sea.

Yeah, no, yeah, I saw that too and then on a dock it's not much i don't know why like

them going to nobu malamu is so crazy to me like because it's one of like the most photographed restaurants like everyone there it's like not i don't want to say it's not private thirsty but it's like if you don't want to be seen like you wouldn't go there it's a place where you're okay being seen there is a permanent paparazzi like group who stand outside so And I don't know why.

I just feel like that restaurant is very much Kardashian domain, even though you can't own a restaurant.

Yeah, but if one could, like, they are always there scott is always there like every single one of them and because it's because it's in malibu which i think is like halfway between like la proper and calabasas where they live now don't quote me on that because you know i know nothing about la and it's just a fabulous place with fabulous food and fabulous people no wonder like the paparazzi is always outside i feel like on the one hand people might want privacy but on the other hand like they've got to get some touro no and the food is so good yeah and i feel like we can't talk about nobu malibu without talking about my comedy special where i tell the story of like probably one of the craziest things that's ever happened to me and it happened to me at nobu Malibu.

Um, so you can stream my comedy special.

It's called Lean In, and it's available on Prime Video, U.S.

and Canada.

Yeah.

Um,

they looked great.

They're both like kind of in their off season.

He's off from the NFL.

She has this month off.

And

it's just so nice, you know.

They're going on vacation and having lunch as two normal people would.

Yeah.

Looked cute.

Looked cute.

Yeah.

Yummy.

I'm hungry.

What are you going to have for lunch?

I kind of went off the rails a little bit on my diet this weekend.

I just decided like I needed, I needed like a cheat day or two because I feel so good.

And so I was like, you know what, I'm gonna just kind of enjoy myself this weekend.

So I'm back on the grind today.

I think I'll have a rotisserie chicken for lunch.

I picked one up from the kosher mart yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

I do have fresh grilled chicken that I made and maybe I'll get a tailored farms, put it on top.

Love that.

I was actually looking for tailored farms at the kosher grocery and I couldn't find it.

So I need them to work on that.

But I need both a kosher grocer and tailored farms to get to it.

Is tailored farms kosher?

I don't know but like why wouldn't it be right

it's lettuce right

if you need a mashkiach i know a good one taylor our fifth and final story is coming in two parts because it's some vanner pump rules news some vanner pump headlines this weekend first of all ariana maddox bought a 1.6 million dollar home in la after her post-split real estate battle with her ex tom sandoval so ariana recently purchased a

home in the Hollywood Hills.

Page six says exclusively learned.

The insider says Ariana has fallen in love with this home and is excited for the next chapter.

Now, so there's photos of her walking with moving boxes.

Is that her moving into this new home?

I don't know, because those photos looked like

old.

Remember, like days after Scandinav, the paparazzi were just standing outside their house and like every time they did anything.

I thought that photo was from there.

It's not clear whether that's a recent photo or just like they needed a photo of her with like a moving box to make it

relevant.

It's unclear.

I feel like even if she just bought the home, she wouldn't be moving like today.

Right.

So TBT.

I'm so relieved.

Like, and honestly, she's moving from the valley to Hollywood Hills.

Like, it's an upgrade in terms of neighborhood.

The house is super cute.

Like, I've had enough of this, like, house saga for like this losery, like, uh, cookie cutter home.

Like, there's nothing special about it.

Get out.

Like, imagine having to live with him.

Like, get out.

Yeah.

No, this is best for her personal

journey.

Like, you need to.

cut the cord, enjoy your new man, like not be going from hotel to hotel.

And this home looks beautiful.

I'm very happy for her.

And it's time.

It's time.

Like it was time.

It's been time.

Yeah.

It's been time.

Also, fifth and final story, Danna Pump Rules News part two is Lala was speaking out on her Instagram Q ⁇ A about where she stands in her relationship with Katie.

So someone,

oh, what did you see?

I saw that she was like going through her list of baby names and they were like nutty as hell.

Oh, no, I want to do that too, but wait.

So on her question box, someone said, because I'm watch what happens live with Katie, Andy hinted that you two aren't cool with each other.

And Lala responded saying, I'm sure if I go back to being miserable, we'll get real thick again.

Contemplated not posting this because I love her mom.

Sorry, Tara.

So she's saying they're not friends.

Oh my God.

That's like a crazy way to say it.

Yeah.

That's kind of been percolating this season, though.

And even in one of her interviews on last week's episode, she said,

She said something to this effect, though she said it kindly because she wanted to save her relationship with Katie, but she was like, you know,

like when Katie and I were really close, when something to the effect of like, you know, when we were just like kind of mad about everyone and everything, but she was like, I have to let that anger go unless I want to end up like a old bitter bitch.

Yeah, no, and actually, like, on its face, these two are so different now.

Like, the people that we currently know, like, Katie's very much in this, like, rebuilding phase of her life and sort of just like not giving a fuck.

And I feel like, you know, Lala's trying to let go of all this like toxicity that she had in her year, in her life for so many years so um the way she phrased it is a little harsh but like I do see what she's saying and and these two I feel like in this moment like are not meant to be friends yeah I feel like when they were really close it was kind of like the cast was getting like nutty and it was just like the two of them being some of like the more OG and just united in that but I also feel like people hander

handle like grudges and maybe like anger differently.

And I feel like Katie's the sort of person, it's like, cross me and we're done.

And it's like, I'm not holding on to anger.

I just want nothing to do with you.

Whereas I feel like with Lala, when she has a grudge against someone, like it manifests, she has to let go of the whole thing or else it will just make her angry.

So she can't be angry, period.

And I do want to say, like, I actually think these two not getting along is really good for the show.

Yeah, it's interesting.

Yeah, it is because there's so many different dynamics at play, especially Ariana.

And I like Sheena is such a, you know, wants everyone to be happy with her.

And she really does want to be close.

Even though Katie has been awful to her, for some reason, like she still always wants to work on her relationship with Katie.

And so somebody who's like always wanting to have resolution like is a little boring for television.

But like Lala and Katie going against one another, like that's something I'd like to see.

Yeah.

So that I think that at the reunion, things got heated between them.

And also I was seeing there's maybe also drama between Lala and Ariana.

Yes, they said at the reunion, it got so bad between Lala and Ariana, like it's irreparable.

That's what, and these are just like blogs and Twitter people like saying that, but like they like, they were fighting for so long, the production went over by an hour and it was because Lala and Ariana like were at each other's throats like never coming this is what they said never to become come back from I just want to say everything can be come back from on reality TV because you're forced to work things out and still be in the same room with this person so you absolutely have to move on at some point No, it's true.

Like even now with Sandoval,

he's making a good point.

Like we are slowly coming back.

And like after even months slash years of this, like it will be his part of the history books.

It's true.

It's true because think back to like Jack's Sassy and Kristen like the craziest thing that show went on to film for like eight more years together and now that's like ha ha

right like it's a part of Bravo history yeah

and this will will be too

yeah anyways but very oh so some of the names that were on the list that people were just like couldn't get over and she had crossed some out that I think are still in contention and so the ones that she was sharing were the ones that she had considered but were no longer real options and one of them was Rampage and she was like, I thought it would be cute to call him Ram, which I think is so crazy because it's so close to Rand.

Yeah.

And the other one was Snow.

Oh, that's a cute name.

Yeah.

And there were some others on there, but we were just kind of shook.

I'm trying to find the

okay.

Yeah.

You find it?

Names.

Snow.

I like that.

Mighty.

That's not a name.

That's an adjective.

That's not a name.

Lion.

Also, not a name.

That's like wolf.

Right.

Oh, that must have been the inspiration.

I like wolf still.

I like wolf still too.

And then she said, I liked Rampage for a boy and call him Ram.

No one else was down, LOL.

These were a few names I threw around.

The blacked out ones are the ones I'm still thinking on.

So the ones that she's showing us are out of the running, but they were in the running at one point.

Lion, Snow, Rampage, and Mighty.

I don't think they're that crazy for Hollywood.

Rampage is nutty.

nutty.

But she wasn't going to do it.

She didn't do it.

And like Ocean is

not common, but it's not the craziest thing.

It's like Hollywood, but it's lovely.

Yeah, yeah.

What are all the Vanderpump kids' names?

Summer Moon.

Summer Moon.

Well, Summer is a normal name.

Yeah, I like Summer Moon.

Yeah.

We have Ocean.

Yeah.

We have

Cruise and Hartford.

Cruz and Hartford.

Is Cruz couchy?

Yeah.

Okay, Cruz, Hartford, and Mercer.

Mercer, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think they're all lovely.

They're all like not common names, but they're all lovely.

There's not like a lot,

they fit the profile of like the family they come from.

Yeah, they do.

Like Summer Moon is so Sheena Marie Shea.

Like

love.

Okay, so those are the fast five.

The moral of the story is it's hard to name human beings.

It's literally the craziest thing that we do as people.

Yeah, it is.

It really is.

And you don't appreciate it like until you're in it.

It's huge.

Huge.

Crazy, crazy thing.

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So go do that.

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