This One's For The Girlies: Monday, February 26th, 2024

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

And like, that's disgusting.

Let's just, let's just say.

Hey, you started the show with a slur.

Who are you, Shane Gillis?

Literally.

Not only, like, that's disgusting.

And I don't want to just, I don't want to minimize that because I have a lot like to be excited about, but maybe you could all just be excited for me.

Like, it's Monday, yes.

But I'm here still in Florida when I was supposed to go home ages ago.

And that's just always amazing.

It is amazing.

And we've been having a grand old time.

We had such a fabulous weekend.

If I came on here and did anything other than rave about it, like may God smite me down.

Yeah, we had such a wonderful weekend, so much sunshine.

Claudia got an intentional 10-degree sunburn, but I got an accidental sunburn, and that's when you know, like, you're having a good ass time.

Yeah, my mission this weekend was like to prepare myself for my trip to St.

Bart's.

That means I went shopping, that means I went to the gym, that means I was trying to eat really healthy, and that also means I was like, let me get a little color.

Now, we're in Florida, not Hawaii.

Like, I literally, I was watching the UEV index, it was a seven for like two hours at, on Saturday.

Other than that, it was like three, four, five.

Really not bad.

I did not wear sunblock because I was trying to get a tan.

Like,

and yeah,

like that's on me.

And I feel like I never learn with sun.

Like, I always end up with a crazy sunburn.

I have like a million stories when me and men went to St.

Thomas.

Like, I always am that girl and I never learn.

Well, you set out, you accomplished your goals.

Congratulations.

You played yourself.

I am a tomato, like just a positively ghostly tomato.

If you saw the picture on my Instagram I shared of my stomach, I have definitely like some sort of, you know, third degree burn on my stomach.

Everywhere else, I'm like that classic post-vacation sunburn.

It's like tingly.

Yeah.

My stomach, like I was actively up in the night in pain.

My, that's really sad.

I can't, like, I can't wear clothing.

That's why I'm actually so glad we're promoting our merch today.

I need to wear like loose clothing.

I'm in terrible pain.

Like I'm in trouble.

Although I am hoping by the time I get to St.

Barth on Wednesday, when the

burn was

acquired on Saturday.

So that's like four days.

I hope by the time I get to St.

Barth, not only does the pain subside, like maybe it's turned into a tan and I could have accomplished the goal I set out to accomplish.

Yeah, that's the thing.

We want to promote sun safety here.

I know I made a mistake.

And you shouldn't get sunburned and you should wear sunscreen, but just know if you have a sunburn, like it will turn into a tan.

You just won't sleep.

Until the tan.

No sleep till tan.

And please, like every time I talk about my sunburn, everyone's like, try this, put shaving cream on, try vinegar.

Like, I'm really not.

Vinegar.

No, like, I listened to one of those dumb recommendations once and me and Ben ended up lathered in Greek yogurt, which you know is my least favorite smelling thing on the planet.

Um, it didn't help.

It changed nothing.

And I was still in pain.

I just smelled.

So I'm really, I'm not in the business of taking recommendations.

So while you're typing your comment, just delete, delete.

Like, I'm not interested.

I will live with this pain.

I will hydrate.

I will, you know, they say drink a lot of water, stay out of the sun.

Like, I'm doing that.

Like, no fecocta remedies, please.

Let's not, let's not go down this negative path because we were talking about what a wonderful weekend that we have.

We stay in the sun that, yes, did burn you, but also provided jolly good times yes so to come on here on a monday morning and say anything other than you know joyous things would be a crime so not only can can i you know i have to be positive for that i have to be positive also because this is the week i finally go to st.

Bart's and Ben is finally excited about it.

He went to the Outlet mall and like got himself a whole new wardrobe for $3 and he's overjoyed.

So check Weenie of the Week on his way to Queenie.

And third, and most importantly, in my opinion, we have a merch launch this week, which is always just like great vibes here at the toes.

One, because we don't have to put together together outfits we're just like promoting our merch it's so great so true so we're like comfortable and stylish yeah two it's like a great community building moment everybody's always asking for a merch and three like woohoo so if you're watching on youtube or

looking at the pictures on instagram we are launching a bunch of items but the main two items are these two different sets in the classic toasty colors pink and green now the entire collection that we are releasing was built on the back of the set that jackie's wearing we've been designing this for so long we've been holding on to it for so long we wanted to release it at the perfect time we are obsessed obsessed with this set.

It's the girly set.

It is a, would you say that's teal?

I would say it's green if I am allowed a word.

If we had like a pie chart,

a pie chart of how much you've spoken versus me since the show, you're 99%.

Yeah, I feel like I like took an adder all.

I'm feeling like a little crazy.

Like I could barely get a word in.

Get your word count in.

I'll take, I'll take a step back.

You talk about your set.

So we have the girly collection because we are the girlies.

This is for the girlies and it's by the girlies.

Let me just say one thing.

This one's for the girls

who've ever had a broken heart, who wish upon a toasty star.

You're beautiful the way you are.

To me, that song is representative of this collection.

I'm sorry, continue.

It is.

So we love...

girly tings.

So we have this green set.

The girly on the chest is actually a patch, sewn on patch.

So it's a little bit different than our usual.

And then to complement it, we have this pale pink.

You also have a patch on your your eye.

Oh, I also have a patch on my thigh that is keeping stry sand warm right now.

I will toss them off later in the show so that you can see all of the details in the set.

I'm wearing a size large, as always, you know, could have taken extra small.

I feel like I can't.

Extra small.

I feel like I can't like talk about my size without making that joke.

Okay, but the thing is, to be actually helpful, in the photo shoot that we had, I'm wearing the girly's collection in a medium.

And I really could have, maybe should have done a large.

For some reason, with this girly one, I don't want it so oversized.

I wanted it more tailored.

So I would do like my actual size, which these days is a medium.

But if I was looking for like a little bit more of a baggy, the kind of airport look, I would do that in a large.

Today, I am wearing this in a medium and it fits me perfectly.

So this is the second set we're launching.

It's more

branded.

This is for the toasters.

You know, this one's for the girlies.

This one's for the toasters.

OGs.

It's classic toast colors, has toast embroidery on the chest.

Last collection, we launched the same exact set in Navy.

So if you liked that, you loved her.

This is her in more of a spring color.

Yeah, my favorite favorite color.

I'm so excited about that set.

It has pockets.

It has pockets.

The girly set has pockets too.

Also, the girly set comes with a t-shirt that says girly.

And if you're just looking at the naked eye of the still that we posted on our Instagram stories, you're like, oh, nice, a t-shirt.

No, you guys, this t-shirt is like game-changing.

You guys might not know, like, we've literally, we never sell t-shirts because like, I don't like t-shirts.

No, and the t-shirts that you buy from like merch and like swag, it's like, hey, it's jail.

It's like a prison.

It's like your neck.

It's jail for your breasts.

So we, it's jail for your boss.

So we were like, no, no, no.

But so many people ask for t-shirts.

So many people, we do a lot of sweats and a lot of people live in warmer weather.

They're like, please, a t-shirt.

So we spent the time finding a real shirt for real women.

Yeah.

It has like that oversized, like loose fitting vibe.

It's just so cute.

So you'll see that we'll wear it tomorrow, but it's also on our Instagram right now.

We have a trucker hat for the girlies because truckers for the girlies.

We also have mugs for the girlies.

And so this is all for the girlies because you deserve it.

So 10 10 a.m.

Eastern Time tomorrow, which is Tuesday, the 27th.

Oh, no, yes, 27th.

At choptoastmerch.com, all of these items are going to go live.

The two sets, two mugs, a hat, a t-shirt, the whole collection.

If you want to preview it before you buy, all the photos will be on our Instagram.

A lot of them are already up and we'll be sharing them throughout the day.

This one's for the girls.

You know, Martina McBride wasn't lying when she said that.

And I feel inspired by her.

Yeah, she was ahead of her time.

She was ahead of her time.

I think we, like people will look back on this show and say we were ahead of our time yeah i think they could already say that even like past years of seasons that we've done were ahead of their time i agreed speaking of pink and cleanie vibes turdy and i got matching manicures and i cannot stop looking at your hands because they've never looked better so i actually i had a nice manicure and you guys know i recently changed you know ways i used to be like a flesh colored manicure girl always

and one day i was just like what if i just got a burgundy and then of course because i can't do anything just normally now i only get burgundy.

So we actually got a manicure like a week ago, a nice burgundy.

I didn't know I was going to St.

Bart's.

And then I was like, you know, we're going to get manicures for St.

Bart's.

I got to do something crazy.

So I was going to do like a classic, you know, I call it the Margot Fish color.

My friend Margot Fish, she always gets like a light pink.

It's like Mademoiselle, you know, everyone.

Vallerina slippers.

Vallerina.

Everybody knows those colors.

I was like, all right, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

And then I'm sitting next to Jack at the manicure place, which is so fun, by the way.

It makes manicure so much more fun.

Yeah, because I don't enjoy a manicure typically.

Yeah, it takes hard.

It's kind of crazy to get a manicure with.

She has so many rules.

She's like, well, I do this too.

You do no cut cuticle, no lotion.

No lotion, no hand massage.

I don't like being touched.

Like, that's why a manicure is hard for me.

It's a lot of handholding.

Yeah.

Literally.

Well, I said to Jackie, I'm like, cause I was, and because my

person who did my manicure was a man.

He was.

amazing.

And then I was just like really realizing how I'm like holding hands with a man.

And maybe I don't notice it so much when it's a woman.

Online news, Claudia Asher I've seen holding hands with another man this weekend.

Nope.

Literally.

Are you Justin Timberlake?

Yes.

Yes.

Ben is Jessica.

It really is just like a 30-minute handhold with a stranger.

And it was so obvious to me that that's what was going on because I just felt more aware of this hand because it was a man's hand, which is not common in the manicure industry.

And I saw Jackie, this girl next to me, this kind of gorgeous redhead, getting this really gorgeous color.

And I totally copied it.

Now, I didn't get the same exact one because Jackie does Dazzle Dry, which is not gel.

And I'm like a gel loyalist.

And Jackie thinks it's so crazy that I do gel.

And she said that machine with the lights is going to end up giving everyone hand cancer in 20 years.

And we're all going to be like, I wonder why we all have hand cancer.

It's because we were all doing like UB gel manicures.

But until then, until the data comes out, me and my fire nails, this was a brand called D ⁇ D.

But I also want to let you know, the reason why I don't do gel manicares is not because of hand cancer.

I told you that's like number eight on the list of why I don't do them.

What's number one?

Number one is that it ruins my nails.

By the time I take off the gel, I have like no nail left.

It's so brittle and I'm starting from stubs.

So let me tell you, that used to be the case for me.

Like, seriously, every time it was so annoying, your nails get, you know,

stronger as you go.

It's like survival of the fittest.

And if you stay on track with your manicure schedule, like you will be good.

Then, number two reason, if I'm staying on track with my manicure schedule, then I need gel soak off, which I fucking hate.

The removal of the gel, like, they need to do better.

It took so long yesterday because I had had three coats on.

Like, it took forever.

Like, that's really, I need the scientists to work on that.

To work on that.

Yeah.

I, like, like, why can't they just make like a

solution, like a solvent?

Yeah.

That like, yeah.

And it only bends for that.

Yeah, exactly.

I'll give you that one.

Yeah.

What's my next one?

Three through seven.

Three through seven.

Um, number three.

Oh, sometimes I don't like the way that gel like looks.

It's a little thick.

Okay.

I feel, I feel that too.

That used to be an issue I had with gel manicures as well.

I do think, you know,

the companies and the manicurists like have figured it out because that's not an issue anymore.

Do my nails look thick thick?

Do your nails look super beautiful.

Yes, sometimes.

And it's also like, what kind of like gross ass place are you going to?

Sometimes, like, they've had these bottles for a hundred years, they like pee in them to make them last longer, and like you have these globs 1000%.

The place you took me to, they would never do that.

Okay, so maybe the cancer is number four, okay?

But I would say then, number five is that the samples don't look like the color that you choose because we chose a nice color for you.

Okay, I'm actually really glad we're having this conversation.

So, that did happen to me, and I find there are multiple different ways that you can showcase

gel nail colors.

And I have found like the best one.

And

yes, a lot of times they have that silver ring with like a million acrylic nails on it.

Like, how am I supposed to like organization-wise?

That's a horrible method.

Most places in the city have that because like they just throw it in a basket.

Honestly, it's like the least pleasant experience.

Your place had it on like a stick.

It was still just like acrylic nails.

It wasn't great.

And you're right.

Like the colors did change.

But I went to this place in the Hamptons.

Like I was just randomly in the like in West Hampton for the weekend.

I went to this random nail place.

It was probably the best manicure I've ever gotten in in my life.

And they showcased all the colors in a book.

And they were just one, two, three, four.

Like it was so brilliant.

And I took a picture on my Instagram and I was like, why doesn't everybody do this?

Everybody was, we do do this.

Like, okay, shut up.

Yeah, you said do do, not me.

Um,

so they haven't, they haven't mastered that yet, but it's not a big deal.

Like you just see, they always start on your pinky, you see the pinky, and then if you don't like it, they'll just take it off and do another color.

Right.

And I would just say, if I didn't love Dazzle Dry so much and it didn't solve all my problems, I would probably do gel because I've been getting regular manicures recently just because it's been easier until it's not and it was chipping like the next day.

But I love Dazzle Dry and it works for me.

If it didn't, I would probably do gel is really what it is.

Okay, like get a gel manicure.

Let me know what you think next time.

Things have changed since your time.

You get a Dazzle Dry manicure one time.

There was too much riding on the manicure that we got together yesterday.

But I wanted her to just use my, I brought my whole kitten caboodle of Dazzle Dry to the salon.

But like if I didn't like it and it didn't work and it was chipping and I was in safe parts, like I would have been cursing your name.

And after coming off such a great few weeks together, I didn't want to be in a fight.

So I let it go.

So we had an amazing weekend we really did besides the manicure we had so much family time we were out in the sun with you know the pool and it was just fabulous we watched so much content yeah jackie and i were finally caught up on vanderprump rules caught up yeah

we just stopped watching because it was we only i've only been here like for two episodes we missed two episodes okay and we watched and there's one tomorrow oh great we're caught up so we're caught up honestly watching vanderprump rules with your family greater than watching it alone like it's a better show when you have someone to make fun of it with totally we also watched um

snl s n l which is going to be a a story.

We've been talking, I think, like the last week about Shangula's.

Very excited.

Hard to stay up, you know?

Yeah, but we watched Vanner Prompt Rules to stay up.

We did it.

We did it.

Yeah.

We're kind of mature like that.

Yeah.

And then we're going to watch Summer House, we said.

Maybe that's tonight.

Summer house, but I think we missed an episode.

We might have to catch up.

Great.

Yeah.

We have a lot to do.

Like content-wise, we also have, I have to pack.

Like, I'm just getting so excited for my trip.

It's just going to be fabulous.

The Sunburn, like, is trying, like, the Sunburns try to bring me down, try to make me non-excited, but I can't not be excited.

No, I don't want to ruin your trip so don't so shut your mouth

but

would you vlog it for us because we've all been on this journey together

oh now you asked me that in public like in front of the toasters but be honest about your thoughts on vlogging like you okay so my thoughts on vlogging are a trip yeah well vlogging in general it is a lot of work and when it's um

When I'm like doing something productive, like a lot of people always ask me to do like try-on hauls or packing vlogs.

And it's like, I'm being productive packing.

Like, sure, I'll vlog it too.

It doesn't bother me at all.

It's actually really fun.

But when you're trying to leave

the clock and enjoy, I find vlogging to be like, not like it would be a good vlog.

I'll think about it, but also like, just follow me on Instagram, you know?

Yeah, I think we do deserve a bit of content from your trip.

I'll say that.

Okay.

And I also want to say what we haven't spoken about that we did on Friday was we did the best vlog of all time, the best, most productive vlog of all time.

T-B-V-O-A-T, Tibvat.

Claudia raided my closet.

We went through all of my tings, all of my vacation items.

She tried on everything that she liked and everything that I forced her to try on.

It was the pillaging of Jackie O's closet.

Now, I've never really went through your closet because we've never been the same size.

And let me tell you, it is a gold mine.

Like, I've always known you're an investor in things.

Like, that's like a running joke we have.

But it really made me like think about my own closet.

How like for 10 years, you have invested and you have so much to show for it.

It's not like, oh, we always joke, like Jackie gets nice things like you research you thrift the real real like you really work it and when I went into your closet it wasn't just like crap from Amazon like it was good things that you've had for 10 years yeah there were things from college in there that I took yeah like that are good enough for me to take to see birds like it was really impressive and I was honestly inspired like I will think differently about you know how what I bring into my closet like does this serve me will I want this in 10 years will it last in 10 years right it was really inspiring I think that was a takeaway for a lot of people Oh, I'm so glad.

From the vlog.

The vlog, they're like, they're saying it's the best vlog of all time.

They are.

And it really was.

A lot of people are also just kind of marveled by your generosity of spirit and your willingness.

Like there was nothing I said, can I take that you didn't say yes to.

Like you were so generous.

And a lot of people were really shook by that.

Like, could it be me, you know?

And it was just kind of like a beautiful, beautiful vlog.

And for me, it was so helpful because I ended up with a whole wardrobe.

I did go to the mall yesterday and like buy some things, but I like, I didn't need anything.

If I just took everything from your closet, I would be the best girl, best dressed girl in St.

Bart's without even like spending a dollar.

Yeah.

I'm so excited for the content, the pictures.

Yeah.

You owe it to all of us.

I do.

And what's so great is that I'm going on vacation with Ben, who's the worst photographer of all time.

But I'm also going on vacation with Taylor and Taylor.

And Taylor's wife, Taylor, Donahue, is creative.

She's a creative.

She is like a videographer.

She knows angles.

Like she's a woman.

Like the content will be fire.

Oh, exciting.

Yes.

So

how are you?

I'm good.

I mean, I've been with you.

So you know how I am, but I'm excited for you.

I'm excited for this week because it'll be great shows, merch collection.

I'm going away, and it's just best of all worlds.

So reminder that episodes this week will be ending on Wednesday.

So we've got a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday episode, and we're back on Tuesday.

So sorry about that.

Sorry about that, but Patreon is on fire right now because Claudia and I have been together.

We're doing another Patreon today so that we can leave you with gifts.

We'll release it on Thursday.

That's the last day of the day.

Who are going on vacation?

Who's going to be a little bit more like Morgan Stewart does?

Yeah, she writes, like, makes a book for her kids every time she goes on a trip, like showing her kids what she's going to be doing.

That's like us on the toast.

Like we're just leaving you one thing for every day to cheer you up while we're gone.

So

patreon.com slash toast.

Oh, hey.

Hey, thanks for meeting me here on such short notice.

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Great.

I think now without further ado.

Yeah, I'm glad we dilly dally because I feel like the stories are crap.

The stories are weirdly crap for a Monday, but you know us.

We don't let that hold us back.

So without further ado, it is time for the crap stories that you need to know.

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Oh my God.

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Our first story award shows this weekend in which it seemed there were a number of

first was the SAG Awards, the 2020

SAG Awards.

Yeah, I feel like every time people watch the SAG Awards, they're surprised by how like star-studded star studded and good they are and sometimes funny and i feel like people have lower expectations for them so they wind up actually like being good plus the sag has been in the news all year so i think it was kind of it's been a big year for the astra it's been a big year for the after and i'm sure if you watched it which i didn't like i'm sure they made note of that i'm sorry like you can have all the award shows that you want like i'm watching the big three you know grammys Oscars, Golden Glory.

For the last few years, you've actually watched SAG Awards.

I've never seen the SAG Awards in my life.

You did.

You watched them last year.

No, I didn't.

I'm telling you, I've never met them.

Because like a couple times on the show, it'll be a Monday and you'll be like, I watched the SAG Awards last night.

And they were.

What the hell are you talking about?

I've never, I've literally, you're like, you're libel.

Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm just, I'm, Jackie, I've never, like, what a weird rumor.

What's wrong with you?

Like, I, she's starting rumors.

I'm going to find you start.

Find it.

Do the research.

You won't find it.

I'm going to find it.

I've never seen the SAG Awards.

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

And I pray to God that that's true because if somebody splices this clip with me two years ago saying, I watched the SAG Awards and they were so good, like I will be mortified and nobody will ever take me seriously.

There's something about the SAG Awards where after you watch them a few days later, your memory is wiped clean and you feel as though you've never seen the SAG Awards before.

Oh my God, it's a SAG Astra effect.

It's a SAG AFSR effect.

So for me, like the stars were starring.

The big ones were there because it is a very...

credible yeah no and everybody's now supporting sag again in the industry so it's like big for the stars.

For me, it's an opportunity to talk about SAG Astra, which you're never going to pass up.

Never in a million years, even though it wasn't until like Fran Dresher walked the carpet looking for a standing ovation that I realized that the SAG awards are related to SAG Astra.

Listen,

she

like

what I would do for Fran Dresher.

Do you know Fran Dresher's history?

I only just recently found this out because this documentary, like somebody put it on TikTok in 10 different parts and I ended up watching all 10 different parts.

Like a crazy story about what happened to Fran Dresher at like the peak of her fame.

She was robbed in her home.

No.

She was robbed in her home and she was raped in her home in front of her husband.

What?

It's a crazy, crazy story.

And she talks about it somewhat openly in this interview.

It's a crazy story.

Yeah.

And it actually really ended up, she said, like destroying her marriage.

Like her husband was just overcome with, like he had to watch the whole thing, like so overcome with guilt, so overcome with trauma it's a crazy story oh my god i know no i didn't know that what's the it's like a famous hollywood story and so it was like a tick tocker put together attempts no like this happens on tick tock like you want to watch it like they'll they'll eclipse from a movie and they'll

what was the movie it was this document it was like this interview slash documentary i will find it i'm not 100 sure it definitely looked like it was filmed a really long time ago oh my god yeah but that's like it's one it's like one of those like famous Hollywood things like that you know at the time it was huge so I just also have to say, like, fucking love for a dresser for a million reasons.

And if I was on that carpet, I would have given her a standing ovation too.

That must be like so.

But she's the queen of sag.

That's why.

Must have been like, she must have been looking forward to it.

She was like, she's shorting them through the year.

It's probably like a, somebody she looks forward to every night, every year, this year in particular, because she's kind of like their savior.

She got them the deal, you know?

Yeah, no, it's like when you plan the school dance and then you show up and you're like, you're welcome.

It's also kind of just like your bomb, it's fa.

Oh, for sure.

Yeah, like all eyes are on you.

Do you think she did like a candlelighting ceremony on the red carpet?

I think she could have.

And I would have stood there.

The thing is, we will never know what she did or didn't do because we didn't watch.

We didn't, but we do support Fran.

We do.

And we did see pictures from the red carpet because the A-listers were there, the ones who are working the circuit this year, such as Margot Robbie, Anne Hathaway.

Oh, Anne Hathaway.

We need to talk about her.

It's insane to me that.

Barbara Streisand got an award, not my angel Streisand, but Barbara did.

Yeah, and she used it, you know, to talk about anti-Semitism, which was nice.

Long overdue, Barbara, you're kind of like the most famous Jewish person, but it's fine.

I'm not going to complain.

I saw a snippet from what she said, and maybe there was more after where she went harder, but it was giving nothing.

What I saw that she said, and she accepted the award from Bradley Cooper, who's dating a notorious anti-Semite.

So all in all, nothing was given to the Jewish people.

Wait, I was, what would you say right before Streisand?

And halfway.

The stars were out.

So all the people who are doing the circuit and the people that are doing the circuit, and I don't want to complain because I'm loving seeing Charles Melton like get his flowers.

We know him from Riverdale.

He's so handsome.

I just love him.

And he's the actor in May, December, which is Julianne,

not Huff, Julianne Moore, Natalie Portman, and Charles Melton.

So they're all like at all these award shows.

And I just think it's so crazy that like that movie is like considered like good.

Like it's one of the best movies of the year.

It was like the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

Like I hated it.

And Charles Melton, like I loved and actually thought he, his acting acting was extremely good but like my god could the bar be lower like that's slum dog millionaire you know what i mean yeah crap crap different strokes for different folks nah no some things yes art is subjective but some things are factual that movie sucked Damn.

Well,

I just, I want to say I love seeing our Riverdale king at all these award shows.

Like, I hope this really propels him.

Like, he needs to, like, I love this route for him.

All the Riverdale kids did something different.

Him going, like, serious acting, never would have guessed.

Love it.

Because also, it's like an indie movie because there was also the Independent spirit awards this week it's not an indie movie it was on netflix but maybe it was made by an indie production company okay the spirit awards were this weekend which i which i think is for indie films and the only reason why i know about is because adie bryant was the host we watched a clip this morning she was very fun of some of her shtick for her opening monologue and it was genuinely funny yeah um when i thought saw that the spirit i saw like a picture

I saw a picture of the Spirit Awards and I saw the only person in the picture was Ben Platt.

And just like because i saw ben platt and because i saw spirit awards i thought it was like a lgbtq award yeah like spirit awards i would never guess type like just based on the name is an award show for movies no i'm only guessing i actually this was a guess because i saw something that said the independent spirit award it should have been called the indies

and

Then I just assumed honestly, I'm not even guessing.

I just assumed it was for independent movies, but that could be totally wrong.

It was also the Producers Guild Award this again.

PGA.

Oh my God, I saw it was PGA awards for for movies.

I said, what?

Golf?

What?

No, Producers Guild, Brie Larson.

Like, I can't.

I can't.

This is so, it's genuinely wasteful.

Like, it is.

The Spirit Awards, the name, is that a new?

I never, that's one I never heard before.

Not even like SAG.

Never.

Like, it's might as well, it sounds like the loser awards.

No, like the word spirit is a sad word.

I completely agree.

Especially in front of a ward.

Like, yeah, it's giving

you tribe.

It's giving like honorable mention an intangible level of success.

Yeah,

agreed.

And the PGAs as well, like love the producers.

You know, they deserve their moment.

Do they need a whole award show?

I don't know.

I don't know.

But anyways, there was a lot, a lot of red carpets this weekend.

And I actually do love seeing red carpet content in terms of like people's dresses and stuff.

So that's good.

Yeah.

So we were fed.

We were all fed.

If you were interested in dining in that cuisine.

Right, right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Are you ready for our next story?

Like, desperately.

In which others were fed on TV this weekend.

Shane Gillist hosted the SNL.

SNL?

I also call them Shane Gillist.

So Shane Gillis hosted SNL this weekend, which as we discussed last week was very big news because he was fired from the show before he even stepped foot on set a few years ago.

And now he came back as host.

And it was very interesting because it's so, it's so funny to me how like SNL is like the pinnacle of comedy.

Like if you're a comedian, you do stand-up, like SNL is like the golden.

And it really, I feel is like not reflective of modern comedy.

Like it's very PC.

And yes, they've always had to like abide by like certain standards because they're on cable.

But like as a

brand, they don't really push the envelope.

And that's what comedy is supposed to do is like make you uncomfortable.

And that's why someone like Shane Gillis, and I, and I feel like this happens every now and then, like when Chappelle went on, like these are comics who are literally the antithesis of SNL.

And it's like

they're there to make people uncomfortable.

And SNL doesn't do that.

Like SNL is very just sort of like

like a little um

what's the word I'm looking for here?

Lame sauce.

Sure.

Okay.

Yeah.

Lame sauce.

And two words.

I have to say I loved Shane Gillis's monologue.

It was excellent.

I imagine watching it at home and watching it in person were two very different things because you can see the audience like not

loving it.

Like you can hear, I mean, excuse me.

I didn't, I couldn't hear it.

I heard last.

I only knew they weren't loving it because he kept saying it.

And so I almost wish he didn't because then people were like, he bombed.

Like one of my least favorite things is when comics are like, oh, you don't like that joke?

It's like, girl, just move on.

Like, it wasn't good.

Like, no, and it's not just for the people.

If it was just, you know, not on TV and people aren't liking it, yeah, address it.

But like, us at home, we have no idea what it sounds like in there.

So it is like one of my least favorite things when people do that.

However, I feel like it really highlighted like how different like comedy fans are from SNL fans because comedy fans tuned in because Shane Gillis is huge.

He had one of the biggest specials on Netflix last year and his podcast is really popular and he's like one of like a great best-selling touring comedian.

So comedy fans were tuning in for him and the SNL fans who were like people in the audience who were just so like rigid and like

serious and like woke for lack of a better word.

I hate that word.

They weren't like into it and then he drops the R word.

And honestly, I'm so curious if they knew he was going to do that.

I feel like legally, like compliance-wise, like you can't say that word on TV, but it's live.

I feel like you can because it's also, it's like a technical word.

Like, it means actually, yeah, what if you're just like using it in, you know, the dictionary

sense?

I mean, they said it on

Entourage all the time in the beginning.

And friends.

They never used it on friends.

You say that they said stuff like that.

I literally never said that.

Really?

What word did they use on friends that was surprising to you?

No, like nothing.

They like never pushed the envelope.

But there was a time when really using a word wasn't like pushing the envelope.

Yeah, no, but they,

no, it's it wasn't friends then maybe it was like something else that didn't age well yeah for sure i mean they on sex in the city samantha says oh i'm not gonna say it but she says a word not the r word the t word

oh that rhymes with should i granny you know yeah

um no so when you go back and watch old shows yes there was a time where things like that were totally fine That is not today.

And so for Shane Gillis to have dropped the R word in his monologue, that was crazy.

But so much of his stand-up, and a lot of people are talking about how he used like a bit from his Netflix special on SNL.

I'm like, why would he do that?

A lot of comedians who go on SNL use their material.

Yeah.

Like you work on the material for so long and you workshop it like for the most people possible to see it.

And you're in front of a new audience.

You want to lead with what's best for you.

And I think he did change a little bit of it enough because I think I watched his special.

I don't know if I watched the whole thing, but I've heard that, like some of those jokes before and I seen his special, but I've also like seen clips because it keeps going viral.

And I still enjoy it.

It felt a little different and I still enjoyed it.

It was like right for the moment because he's also introducing himself to people.

Yeah, yeah.

So I thought it was fun.

I remember when Amy Schumer was on, she did that too.

When he got the gig, he was like, I want to go on SNL and say the R word.

Yeah.

And I'm going to find a way to do it.

I also was really just tuning in and waiting to see how they would address

the fire.

The firing.

And they did at the very, very top of the show, very briefly.

And I honestly thought it was perfect because it was so funny.

He's like, yeah, I got fired because like, you know.

I don't think he actually said, he's like, I got fired.

He said, I'm not supposed to be here.

Like, I actually got fired from the show.

Please don't look it it up please he's like you can google it but please don't which is so funny and like really perfect i didn't need anything more than that and then he went on to do this monologue that i thought was hysterical especially because i don't feel like i'm his target demo i feel like his target demo is ben and ben was dying especially at the bit um about how like when you're a young boy your mom is your best friend you're essentially like your mom's gay best friend and then one day something happens and you guys are like you don't fuck with each other anymore and that was totally ben growing up like i could see like just him and his mama being like they still are so close.

But like Ben is a girly in a lot of ways.

And I think it's literally because he was his mom's best friend for so many years.

And he was just hackling.

And honestly, like that, I don't think anybody has, and people, what's so annoying too is people go on SNL.

Mostly the hosts are not comedians.

They're like actors.

So they don't really do like traditional stand-up in their monologue.

They do like skits and they bring people out and they do singing songs.

And as like a show that's supposed to be all about comedy, like it was nice for the opening monologue to be a monologue and really to have it be stand-up.

And it was very good and I loved it.

Yeah, I really liked the monologue.

Staying up, oh my God, it's so late.

The way it's like New Year's Eve.

Geez.

And then I was like, I'm staying up to watch San Gillis on SNL.

And then the cold open started.

I was like, oh shit, I have to watch SNL.

Yeah.

Jackie didn't watch the episode.

I did.

I stayed up through the monologue and then I was really tired.

So I went to sleep.

And the opening sketch was just so dreadful that it wasn't like, I need more of this.

It wasn't enticing.

No.

So I watched the whole episode and I think Shane did a great job.

And I could definitely see that there were sketches where like he, his influence was, because they were better than the standard SNL

stuff.

But it still like wasn't good.

And it's because like SNL really, like, it's not good.

Like, and, and it's just not.

And there were, it's always, and this happens a lot.

I feel like the pre-recorded, like, commercial sketches are always so good.

But that's like.

Okay, so do a pre-recorded show.

Like, there's no need for this whole thing to be live.

And the really, I think the funniest one was, and I didn't even know about this.

We talked about this on the Good Guys, but last weekend it was in in weekend update two were like the Trump sneaker things.

So Shane Gillis did like a pre-recorded commercial thing about the Trump sneakers where it's like Mike, you know, that movie was, that's the best movie of all time, where he puts on the sneakers and he becomes Michael Jordan.

So it was like, he was just this random guy.

I think he was like an accountant, Shane Gillis, and he had like blonde hair.

And when he bought the sneakers and when he put them on, he became Trump and he was like, right.

He was like, no, I'm right.

I'm right.

It was very funny, very clever, very topical.

Like that's what SNL should be doing.

And Shane Gillis says a really good Trump.

It was very.

oh and then they had the guy in the sketch the guy who always does the Trump impersonation They were like imperson it was like an impersonation off.

Oh, that's funny.

It was funny like I was like oh my god.

This is funny.

Thank you.

That's funny.

Yeah, I'm glad he did a Trump because he does like a thing in his Special where he like imitates him and it's so good and I said I think that's why they hired him from SNL a few years ago because he would have been like a great go-to for every show if he were the Trump and he does such a good job.

Got it.

So that's why like I was hoping that he would do one last night because he does it so better than anyone I've seen.

I actually, you know what but in the impersonation off i actually thought the other guy was just as good maybe better

yeah it was just funny like that's the type of show

i'll watch that i'll watch some of the clips actually i would love to know like what the snl ratings are like is it considered like a success the show in general yeah like ratings wise i'm sure like everything else they're lower and lower over time but enough to keep doing it like are they looking to shake it up no because they don't they don't but like them bringing on shane gillis and letting him say the r word like that to me signals a new era no yeah

no it's not a new era but i think like every once in a while sure like bloom where you're planted whatever because when you look back on like the history of snl like it was for so many years like the chevy chase years like this crazy place no now it's just like the mainstream yeah just like regurgitate yeah yeah it's not good so it was fun to tune in and see um

like something so different and so crazy.

And I have to imagine like I know every comedian was like posting, promoting it.

I have to imagine like his ratings were excellent.

But also, he has a huge audience on his own.

I'm sure they all tuned in.

We're not even part of his audience.

We tuned in.

Like, I think it probably did good in the ratings.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, cool.

Yeah.

It was, it was an exciting time.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Three.

Three.

Yeah.

Which is exciting for you and I.

Oh, my God.

You and I.

You and I.

You, you, and I.

oh, turdy, I'd rather die.

Me too, bitch, me too, bitch.

Without you and I.

You and try,

you, you, and try.

Oh, Bruno, I'd rather die.

That's such a good song.

So good.

Well, our next story is really interesting news for us, and I want you to listen, hear me out.

Oh.

Glenn Powell says he and his Anyone But You co-star Sidney Sweeney are reading scripts together looking for their next big project.

Could anyone but you co-stars Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney be the next Julia Roberts and George Clooney?

Oh, I love this.

The duo's work on the past romantic comedy.

I wouldn't say Julia Roberts and George Clooney.

I would say Matthew McCaughan and Kate Hudson, but continue.

Another one, but I think allegedly

according to this, like George Clooney and Julia Roberts did it first.

That's new.

I don't even know that yet.

But I guess that's why it was a big deal when last year they like did it.

They did that crap movie.

Yeah, that's why people were excited because they like do stuff together.

I don't think people were excited, but continue.

um their work on the past romantic comedy just brought in a record to breaking 200 and million dollar 200 and million dollars um a million dollars and 20 cents

no 200 mil thus setting the two sum up as a bankable pair that audiences might be ready to watch fall in and out of love over and over so what's next for the couple that saved rom-coms more scripts according to Glenn Powell.

He stopped by Variety on the Red Carpet at the Saga Wars and said, when you find somebody that you really jive with, Sydney is so easy to work with and so fun.

We're definitely trying to find the next thing.

Please send us all the scripts you've got.

Oh, you know, we're here for it.

Okay, so we need a book turned into a movie that features the two of them.

You're obviously thinking of a book, and I can't remember.

I'm thinking of our movie from Friday.

Oh, okay, sure.

But like, what about a real script that already exists?

Like, what's a movie that we're, what's a book that we're waiting, like a romance book that we're waiting.

It happened one summer, even though they're not of the elk of that book.

Like, I'm sorry, he's too skinny to play.

Wait, Jackie.

He's not a sea.

He's not a cold sea fisherman working on an oil rig.

It happened one summer.

Off the coast of Pacific Northwest.

Could they be Violet?

No, no, and Xander, they couldn't.

They couldn't.

Like, what is a book we're waiting and like we're always like thinking about casting people in?

I mean, not, again, not them, like, seven husbands.

No, not them, not them.

Just like a classic cult romance novel.

Colleen Hoover.

No.

No.

Nothing.

Honestly, like, first of all, it happened one summer.

Like, it's over.

Why?

She could so be like snob from L.A.

Claudia.

Jackie, like hair and makeup and he could buff up.

Claudia, he couldn't.

No, he couldn't be like this humble fisherman.

He's like a pretty boy.

No, you're right.

He couldn't be this humble fisherman.

No, he couldn't be a humble fisherman.

He could read and see what they're turning into.

See what we've loved.

But I was really thinking phono friend, even though he's really not the nerd who takes off his glasses.

Oh, by the way, he is not the nerd who takes off his glasses and everybody realizes she's handsome.

She's so the girl.

She is.

The popular girl from high school who's losing the old nerd.

We've got our Mandy or whatever.

Okay, here are books that I've rated five stars that like I I need them to turn.

Oh, go by rating.

Good call.

Yeah, that's how I always do it.

If they ever did One True Loves by Taylor Jenkins.

No, no, I don't like it.

I don't like it.

Oh, I mean,

this is harder than I thought.

So far.

Oh, Before We Were Strangers.

You read that.

Yeah, The Girlie with Red Hair at NYU.

Yeah, no, it's not them.

No, it's not them.

One Day in December.

That was a good book.

You didn't like it.

Oh, my God.

God, that was the worst book on the planet.

That's so crazy.

Wait, no.

That book was fine.

What's the one that like was a romance novel that ended up being about 9-11?

Excuse?

Like, Jill.

I literally remember it.

Hold on.

I just need to find the name of this book so I can tell you guys to never read it.

Excuse me.

The Light We Lost, Jill Santopolo.

It's a cute romance.

9-11.

Excuse me.

Oh, my gosh.

I never read that.

But like a Sophie Kinsella, even though you haven't read all of them, would be cute.

Yeah, I just think like anybody, like a Reese, someone needs Reese needs to get in there, you know?

Reese needs to get in there.

I think a dream team would be Reese,

Glenn, and Sid.

Love.

Yeah.

This is exciting that they're going to be like a duo.

I like that.

Maybe an Ellen Hilder brand.

Oh, also because like Euphoria is never coming back.

Question mark.

I feel like they keep saying 2025, all these people are going to be in such different places.

I feel like they're literally just going to let the show end.

I don't think that.

Because of like the toxic workplace and then the sag strike.

Like, I don't know what.

I don't think they're just going to let it end.

Like everyone,

audiences included, but also just like industry, they just all like love the show too much.

It's just weird, like, how it got here.

It went from being the biggest show on TV to like them nobody getting back to work.

They'll go.

They'll go.

They'll go.

Well, it frees her up.

And I kind of love her becoming like a Matthew Bakanahey, Kate Hudson type.

I want to watch this movie.

So do I, by the way.

I keep like meaning to, but it's not like, like, I'll watch it when it comes on demand.

It might already be on demand, though.

No, I think it was in, it was in, it's still in theaters.

True, that's what, that's what the 200 million thing they just surpassed 200 million in ticket sales but sometimes things are in theaters and you can watch them at home like for 30

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Olivia Rodrigo kicked off her tour and shared how she celebrated her 21st birthday.

I love Rog Rego.

Is that what I said?

Yeah.

But that's her name.

Roger Go.

Oh, Olivia Rodrigo.

I think that was right.

Yeah, I think I said that.

Yeah.

She shared how she celebrated her 21st birthday by buying cigarettes and a six pack of beer.

Though, of course, she said, I didn't consume it, of course, but I just bought it because I could.

So Olivia Rodrigo is having an identity crisis where she's like trying to shake like her good girl because a lot of people, there's actually a lot of talk about her tour opening night.

It was in Palm Springs.

It looked amazing.

She wears a kind of like skimpy office and she like curses a little and she kind of grabs her boobs like in some of her like choreography.

And like, you know, the, you know, the move where like you kind of rub your vagina, like you just, you know?

And so a lot of people are shook because she's really,

she's not Disney.

She hasn't been on Disney in many years, but those are her like OG fans.

And the girls who, the people who go to see her show, like are, everyone loves her, like Ben, of course, but the core fans are like these kind of young, I would say like preteen girls.

And she's trying to shape that image, you know?

She is not, she's not your, she's not, you know, your mom's pop star, you know?

Yeah.

Um, and I think, you know, this is another layer of that, you know, but then she's like, that's so crazy.

I mean, I didn't smoke them.

Yeah.

Okay, that's interesting.

I do feel like it's something that every like former Disney person has to confront.

Like, and she's doing it, I think, in like not a crazy, like not in Sarah's in the dead pets ways.

Right.

And I didn't even like see some of that stuff.

But I feel like.

It's very subtle.

It's, yeah.

And I think it's good to, you know, start to evolve as an artist, but read the room and

who are the people in the audience.

But it's like everyone, that's the thing.

Like, how do you tailor a show when like your core, core, core audience, you're right, is like these Disney girls, but then like you blew up and people like my husband are going to your show.

And like the footage I saw, like I saw Chris Olson, who's like this 30-year-old man go.

Like, how,

how do you balance that?

Well, then she just has to be Olivia, whatever that is.

Well, and I think what we're seeing is like her outfits are very, you know, small.

You know, she's wearing a lot of underwear and tights.

Yeah.

She's wearing like a little shirt and she like lifts up her shirt and, you know, she shows her bra.

I didn't see the dance moves, but I think that the outfits are super cute.

They're perfectly in line with like what her stated brand is already.

I didn't find them to be like shocking.

No, no, no, no, no.

They're not shocking.

It's was good that she's talking about her 21st birthday to remind people that she is 21 because I just always think of her as 16.

Yep.

And I need to like get it in my head that she's 21.

Agreed.

I also have like a crazy idea for Olivia Rodrigo.

I think what she really needs to do, like honestly, I think she needs a drastic haircut.

Oh, that's that's always a great way to mature.

Yeah, I think that it would she has like teenager high school hair.

She has teenager high school hair that's like down, like that's what I had at that age.

Well, at 16, like down to your butt, you want the longest hair possible, curl, curl, curl.

But I think she's like getting, you know, very into high fashion.

She goes to the Met Gala.

I think it would really sophisticate her up and also remind people like who she is because she kind of has this very like young looking body.

I think if she had this, like, I don't know what the haircut would be, but I think if she had like a, a severe haircut, like a drastic one, it might, it might make a difference.

Yeah, that's a good call.

Yeah, that's just where, what I've been thinking about lately.

I actually think that's very good advice.

Thank you.

I love a haircut.

Yeah, not for me.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Cut Turdy's hair off in her sleep.

If either one of us needs a haircut, it's you.

I'm getting one next week.

I'm excited for you.

Thank you.

So,

yeah, Liv's tour.

It looks great.

I think I'm gonna, I mean, if I can get tickets, I think I'm gonna go.

My husband will hold a gun to my head.

You guys are like classic Olivia Rodrigo who should be going to her show, the two of you, date night.

I mean,

it's not really a date night when like your husband's mistress is on stage.

Oh, does he love her like that?

No, actually.

He like loves her music.

I actually she's not his celeb crush.

I think if he walked past her in the street, like he might not even know it was her.

Like he's so, I like.

He loves the art.

He loves the art.

Who's his celeb crush?

Let me ask him.

Like one time I asked him and he said, I feel like actually, hold on.

I don't want to start a fight.

Who is your celebrity crush question mark?

And don't be a freak, just answer.

He's going to say you.

Right.

No, that's why i said don't be a freak just answer i feel like over the years i've asked him and only two times he's given me like a real answer and both times like it was like random and i feel like i forced it and he like doesn't stand by it because i have a vivid memory of him one time saying that his celebrity crush was emmy rossum okay and he was probably like 10 years ago when we were watching shameless and he would like right now deny that he ever said that and then i do feel like that's a good one though that's respectable i do feel like another time he said me lacunis and it's just now dawning on me that he chose two jewish girls like not even on purpose he wouldn't have known that.

And that makes me feel so good.

Yeah.

It's not like so far off from what he got.

Yeah.

That's nice.

I really have to go to the bathroom.

You keep having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the show.

I know.

Should I hold it?

Like, do you think, how much more time do we have?

Fifth and final story will be short.

It's like it's not.

Should I leave this in?

Yeah, leave this in.

It's not like groundbreaking,

you know, thought-provoking story.

Actually, it will inspire a little debate.

Can your bowels handle a little debate?

They actually can.

Okay, just go.

All right, fifth and final.

Fifth and final story.

Kim Kardashian son Saint walked out with Lionel Messi ahead of Inter Miami's tie game against LA Galaxy,

which was sweet, but then sparked some debate about, you know, if

like what money can buy, that it should have gone to a less fortunate child.

Well, it wasn't like this.

It wasn't something that was up for auction.

Like.

Well, people think like she paid to get him on.

Oh, God, I actually just bit the lipstick.

Is it in my teeth?

Just a little bit.

how it's just right here why are you malfunctioning where is it it's gone oh oh no well then it's a chunk of lipstick oh weird it was is it all over my teeth no okay oh my god sorry about that um

so when they say it should have gone to a less fortunate child what's it like it's not anything that you can do like it wasn't like something she

Like every like, oh, should we give it to this kid with cancer or sane?

Like, it wasn't one or the other.

Yeah, It was just like her established connections like made

her a position where she could get this for him.

Now, do I think this is weird?

Yes.

Why?

Like, I don't know.

This is what soccer players do.

They walk out holding hands of kids for every game.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Wait, I have to start the whole conversation over again.

I didn't know that.

It should have gotten to a less fortunate game.

You saw that like in,

I feel like it was in David Beckham's documentary.

They were always walking out with kids.

And whenever I see like soccer stuff, they always walk out with kids.

It's like a weird thing that they do in soccer.

I've never seen that.

It's a weird thing they do in soccer.

I don't know why that they do it.

I don't know who these children are.

I don't know if it's the same kids for every team.

It's like every team.

Oh my god, Ben's celebrity crush.

I'm vomiting.

Who?

He said, with a gun to my head, Sidney Sweeney, you're disgusting.

That's fucking hurtful.

I don't think that it is.

She's the classic answer right now.

Be creative.

Yeah, it's just not creative.

Bitch.

Fine.

Mine's Glenn Powell.

Beautiful.

It actually can't be because I'm like kind of friends with Glenn Powell.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So like that's twisted.

I don't know if I've mentioned that before.

No, you have.

Don't worry.

I feel like I haven't.

There might be someone who doesn't know, though.

You know, like, I'm actually really tight.

I wouldn't say really tight, actually.

I'd say I'm like friendly with Glenn Powell.

Friendly.

Yeah.

Like if we saw each other in a restaurant, we would say hi.

Great.

Like, would he invite me over to his table to sit and have a drink?

Honestly, maybe.

Like, I'm so much fun.

I would invite me to be.

Is he closer with Ben than he is with you?

Oh, that's a good question, probably.

I think they just played golf together when we were in Mexico.

So, like, yeah, that's, you know, on the links,

shit goes down on the links.

And maybe that's why his celebrity crush is now Sidney Sweeney.

Yeah, because he has an in.

Yeah.

Okay.

Back to the Nepo walk.

I need to change my celebrity crush, by the way.

Like,

John Mayer, like, that's what I always say.

I'm like, so over it.

That's less original than Sidney Sweeney.

Agreed.

And not to be so rude and like, like, vain, but like, he's not looking that good these days.

Like, well, the thing is about, well, it depends what kind of person you are, but if you have a crush on someone, like, it should be 360 and not just about looks.

So like if you loved his like music.

A celebrity crush.

I don't know these people.

I don't know, like, but their personality too.

Like, oh, they're cute and funny.

You're a celebrity crush.

Constantly changing.

Honestly, Jason Siegel's up there.

Yeah, because you like it, like, he's funny.

Yeah, yeah, his personality, yeah.

Yeah, every time John Mayer talks.

I like John Mayer.

No, I feel like.

Every time John Mayer talks, it's literally like, stop.

I feel like you like his personality.

He says, like...

No, actually, I don't.

No.

No.

It was just about looks.

Yeah, yeah, dumb.

And music.

And music, yeah.

And like, yeah, music and looks.

Music.

I feel like his music is

new movie, not music and lyrics, music and looks.

I feel like his music is part of his personality.

Do you know what I mean?

Like his, like, really?

I actually disagree.

I feel like he says such profound things in his music and then he talks and he's just like weird.

Like, yeah, I never find those sentiments reflected in his personality.

Yeah.

Who was your celebrity crush?

Elon.

That's so true.

Facts.

And that one's like, yeah, that's it.

That's it.

And he's changed his looks over the years.

Like, he looks different now.

The thing is, he's not

handsome.

I don't even know what he looks like objectively.

He's not not handsome.

He's not gorgeous.

No, no.

It's not about look.

No, it's because Jackie, he's like, he's gettable.

You can get him.

Yeah.

I'm so glad I went to the bathroom because like then I would be rushing through this conversation.

Yeah.

So who's your celebrity crush now?

I don't know.

Drop some comments.

Like, who do I say like is hot?

Who is she always obsessed with?

Charles Melton?

Honestly?

Yeah, he's so hot.

That's a good one.

I think Charles Melton's my celebrity crush, like, of the moment for sure.

Of today.

Of this year, because he's kind of like having a good year.

Of this episode.

And then there are people, of course, I find handsome, like Austin Butler, Jacob Lordy, but like, what am I?

12?

Like, no, I'm sorry.

Like, I'm more mature than those two being my celebrity crushes.

They're too handsome.

Like, yeah, no, it's like, that's like Sidney Sweeney.

It's like

real.

It's not, it's not real.

There's too much competition.

It's yet real.

Let me think, who is my celebrity crush?

Yeah, like the Jason Siegel.

I feel like people used to say Jonah Hill, but like.

Who?

Literally, who's Gremy?

That's her celebrity crush.

Remy Vader?

Is it really?

That's her celebrity crush, yeah.

I was just texting with her this morning, homo.

Now I'm texting a thousand people.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Like, what am I?

16?

Yeah.

Who is your celebrity crush question mark?

Was it ever Jonah Hill?

You can't plant the seed.

Oh.

I mean, even though that would help my cause.

Okay, I asked.

Anybody else who want me to text?

Like, we know who Margos is.

She says hers is like Miles Taylor, Hugh Jackman.

Tim McGraw.

She's so weird.

I want a new celebrity crush and I want to have a really good answer.

I feel like is people's like celebrity crush, like Morgan Wallen.

Honestly, you know who's kind of my celebrity crush these days?

Like David Beckham.

That's a good one.

Daddy.

20 years late.

Yeah, but no, but then like this, well, of course, like I, he would have been been my crush when he was like at his, you know, youth peak, but like him being like dad energy and husband energy, like that's the energy I find attractive, not somebody who dates a million girls.

That's why, like,

Jacob Alordi, like, he's too young and hot right now.

Like, yeah, someone's just in different stage of your life.

I'm attracted to people who are like settling down, yeah, who live a slower life, yeah.

And that's David Beckham, the dad version.

So, that's someone I would let me see if she answered mine.

I don't even know anymore.

Say, who did it used to be?

Who did it used to be?

I just want to ask her, like, was it ever at any point Jonah Hill?

Fine.

Let's just cut to the chase.

Was it ever at any point Jonah Hill question mark?

Because we need to end the show.

Right.

And, like, we're getting stuck on the dumbest conversation.

I'm glad she's by her phone.

She's typing already.

Yeah.

She's on vacation.

So, like, I knew she would answer.

She's typing.

Yes.

Why?

Such a long story, Kama.

Make sure to listen to the toast today.

Oh, I thought you were going to ask her, why was he your crush?

I would never like judge.

Like, people are attracted to you.

They're attracted to.

Yeah.

I'm sure some people will be like, ew, John Mayer, like at a grip.

I'm sure people will be like, ew, Elon.

I think a lot of people.

You're wrong for that.

No, they're wrong for that.

I, please help me.

You guys know me better than I know myself.

Like, who's my celebrity crush?

They know, you know?

Yeah.

What do you value?

Like, would you want to?

And please don't say men's offer celebrity.

Like, please.

No, no, no, no, you're going to be blocked if you say that.

Blocked?

Do you value, like,

could it be a comedian?

Could it be like a musician?

I'm not

a business person.

I'm not partial.

Like, I don't care what they do for a living as long as they're rich.

Okay.

And if they're a celebrity.

And

you want a celebrity, a famous person.

Yeah.

It could be a famous businessman.

It could be a famous anything.

Famous athlete.

Yeah.

Would you want an athlete?

What about Aaron Rodgers for you?

No.

I kind of see it.

I kind of see Turdy and Aaron.

No.

Like, if I'm going to, okay, now that we're going down this.

And by the way, like, Saint

Thank you, Saint, for this conversation.

If I would ever, like, have a dream athlete, like, scenario, like, I would, oh, I'm sorry.

I know who my crush is.

Joe Manginello.

So good.

Joe Manginello is my celebrity crush.

I'm so glad we got to the mount of that because what I was going to say was that, like, if I'm going to see an athlete, I want the biggest one.

Like, I just want to know what it would be like to be so tiny.

Like Rock.

Like, somebody who's 600 pounds, literally.

So it wouldn't be Aaron Rodgers.

It wouldn't be a quarterback, honestly.

Yeah, they're a little small.

It would be like a defensive lineman.

I don't even know what the word is.

Jason Kelsey?

no

that's actually a good celebrity crush for someone like if that's your answer because he's like handsome and big but has a great personality family man family values 360 it's the 360 yeah yeah but like hard no for me okay he's like not my type physically and also like no message he's kind of like you shy and like fame-averse and i'm not looking for someone like that okay but if you had to date travis or jeez travis 1000 who would you date well date meaning like spend time and have conversations with but still travis yeah they're both they're both nice.

They seem like nice guys.

Yeah.

Joe Manginello.

And by the way, so random because we watch so much TV.

Do you know what I learned this week?

Joe Manginello is the host of Deal or No Deal?

Deal or No Deal Island?

Island?

I saw a story about that.

Like the headline was Joe Manginello channels four different people as host of Deal or No Deal Island, like talking about who he gets inspiration from.

And I'm like, I must have misread that.

And I just scrolled on by because I just figured I read that wrong.

Jackie, I was so confused.

I'm like, is that my husband on TV?

And it was.

He's working hard for you.

He's not going to rest on his laurel.

No, and that's one of those jobs that pays amazing.

Actually, not to promote the good guys, but the good guys actually just recorded an episode with Harry Mandel.

And when Ben was done, he was like.

So impressed by Harry Mandel because Harry Mandel was like an integral part of getting that show off the ground.

And he doesn't host it anymore, I don't think, but he's still like a producer.

And he was telling them all about like the business.

And that's like one of those shows that makes people like that people retire off of.

So hopefully Joe and I can retire when he's done with love love is blind island whatever it's called uh dealer no deal island dealer no deal island yeah

and to be honest back to this saint west thing like i really like i don't care like i don't i don't have a thought on like should it have gone to him like i like i genuinely don't care when i saw it i saw it before like the controversy and i was like oh that's so cute and it's like kim using her power like for the coolest experience for her son.

And if it does rotate out for every single game all the time and it's not just like the same kids all the time, like other kids will get to experience it too.

You know what I mean?

Like, it's just one walkout.

And also, it's not like something that's going to change your life.

Like, okay, I guess if we're going to, like, let's, if we're going to analyze it, when I saw it on her stories, because that's how I like figured it out, I actually thought it was weird.

But I also didn't know that like the kids were a parting, a part of the walkout.

Like, I didn't know that was a thing.

Kids are part of a walkout in soccer for every game.

So, like, why not say one time?

One time.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

If he does it every single time, yeah, that's like not fair.

And

yeah.

That's not fair.

But one time, like, he loves soccer and he genuinely loves soccer.

It's not like he's a kid who doesn't appreciate this.

Right.

Like, this is the coolest moment for him, too.

Yeah.

Like, I, I just don't care, you know?

No, I just don't care.

And like, okay, so say another kid got to walk out like and had a cool moment.

Like, great.

Amazing.

It's just a moment.

And you know what?

I believe

I believe the children are our future.

Well, that's too darn well.

And let them lead the way.

Whenever I sing that song, like I, who do I feel like?

Jenna Maroney.

I gotta watch 30 Rock again.

We gotta go.

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