Super Toast: Monday, February 12th, 2024

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast and happy Monday that feels absolutely nothing like a Monday because Mondays are disgusting.

Mondays are disgusting.

Mondays are treacherous.

Mondays are pretty much like the whore of Babylon.

And we are not that.

We are so lovely.

And today is

everything.

It's a different sort of Monday.

I feel like in general, it feels like a Monday.

You know, we're back from the long weekend.

We're doing, we're working.

We are.

But I would say it doesn't feel like work when you're doing something that you love with the person that you love in studio IRL.

We're touching.

We're touching.

You never touch me.

I'm like kind of sweating.

It's a big occasion.

So we're in person.

Yeah, that's right.

We've talked about this week for like centuries.

Jackie and I back together, Toast HQ Florida Edition.

I'm at Jackie's house.

If you're watching as a podcast, if you're listening as a podcast, that changes nothing for you.

If you're watching, which like

watch.

Watch.

I put on makeup.

Let me ask you something.

Like, does it feel different podcasting?

I feel so weird.

Like, I can't even look you in the eyes.

I'm so used to a remote

That just like being in the same room and now I'm like talking to someone in my room and we're talking and we're filming ourselves.

Like I feel like I'm 12 recording.

Not only that, you're so close to me.

Like that's the thing about this studio.

It's close.

You know, by the way, like this is like close quarters.

I'm having trouble making eye contact.

I feel funny.

It's like, weird, why are we talking like this?

Like, you know, we talk like regular.

Like we've been hanging out for days and now we're talking different.

Yeah, no, and we're like being performative.

And I also feel like when we're home and we face time like our facetimes are very much like the show when it's just like we're recording but this feels performative i'm glad you brought up like kind of the elephant in the room like the weirdness us

and now you're screaming like

he's right here he's

the elephant in the room us you know it's like we're just like these two big girls in this little room on these little chairs talking loud at each other if you keep up with um like the ever-changing aesthetics of the toast like you might notice we have a new vase.

We have a new vase with new flowers.

With new flowers.

And I'm kind of loving, are these real?

I don't, I don't, no, they're real.

They're good.

By the way, I thought they were real the whole time.

They're so gorgeous.

Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

As I told you, I put together a little beautification community

of my home.

And I just got some like vases, planters, flowers.

I got a lot of fake flowers.

One for the outside.

I don't need real two.

Zach Shapiro is allergic to flowers.

So like he won't have a pleasant time in my house if I have real flowers.

And this is a set.

Like I fully respect and understand.

I actually prefer the fake flowers.

You know, the budget that we would need to like keep up real flowers for our centerpiece every day.

Yeah.

No, it wouldn't happen.

So I'm so glad they're having

a moment and that they're, you know, going to be famous now.

I got this pot from, I think this one's William Sonoma or Pottery Barn.

I did a big order from both.

Really beautiful things.

The beautification committee has a big budget, William Sonoma.

The beautification committee said throw money at the problem.

Yeah.

And the beautification committee said said we could have got this on Amazon maybe for sure.

But that's a lesson you need to learn the expensive way.

I actually also put together a beautification committee, but like for myself.

But then I just want to say every time I'm like, you know what, I'm going to get it on Amazon.

I can get crap roll up.

Should have spent the money.

Just, you know what?

Nothing's ever good enough.

That's the lesson.

So true.

I too put together a beautification committee, not for my home, for like my face.

Okay.

I just feel, I felt like recently, I think in the last couple of months, like I've really sorted to started to like prioritize like being beautiful and like the funds that are required of that like my lip flip spray tan lash lip like i've really been just sort of throwing money at that problem and let me tell you a beautification of the face is there's nothing money can't solve so can you tell us about your lip flip because you never updated us i didn't because it was so subtle and i don't know did you do anything to your bottom lip no why it looked supple this morning oh did you kind of just want to suck on it No.

Are you sure?

When you were doing your lip liner, I said, that's a big bottom lip for a girl who used to not have lips.

Okay, no, I did nothing to my bottom lip.

You got a nice lip.

Bing!

The beautification committee, thanks you.

Maybe the top lip just like gave some to the bottom.

Or maybe it's just like contrast, you know?

Or it's like rising tides race all shy.

Right.

One lip stepped its pussy up.

One lip stepped its pussy lip up.

So the bottom lip followed suit.

Right, right.

Love that.

No, I didn't do anything to my bottom lip.

I did a little lip flip, which just was like a little bit of Botox.

It's like not considered a lip flip, but I'm not going to do it at all.

Not yeah when you describe it a lip flip is like

no but a lip flip like the procedure is putting Botox above your lip okay and it's a way for people who have really really thin lips not to like get like a big duck lip but for their lip to like basically turn itself inside out yeah so that your gums become part of your lip like your inner lip becomes part of your eyes exactly like it's kind of like using what you have I love it it's a good working with what you've got pulling up your bootstraps and just like making it work so dr.

Geezy thought that like my smile might relax a little bit if I just put a little bit of Botox under my nostril.

And lo and behold, it has.

Look at my smile now.

Now it's been like weeks, so we're fully settled.

I can't judge it.

One, because I think you have a beautiful smile.

Don't matter.

30 smiles.

30 smiles.

And two, I need to see it in pictures because that's the only time that crazy Ramona eyes would come out.

Yeah, no, I had like a crazy Ramona smile.

It was fun.

It was like being the crazy girl, but I'm just, the beautification committee was like,

understood.

So today is Monday, which is like whatever, but it's the Monday after the Super Bowl.

Jackson and I watched the Super Bowl last night all together as a family.

We ate, we laughed, we sang, we danced, we have thoughts.

And I do want to say like kind of a precursor to everything that I'm going to say.

Of course, you know, nine and bang bang nine, bang, bang, niners gang.

Like, oh, you already forgot how quick she forgets.

It was a tough loss.

Honestly, it was a tough loss.

And I remember we said last week after the debt lost or two weeks ago, we're like, you guys, it's a game.

Like we have to remember it's a game.

And I feel that way.

Like it is a game.

Everyone's okay.

But when they lost, like my heart broke a little bit.

Seeing those sad faces contrasted with like confetti falling on them and it's not their confetti.

I was extremely sad and emotional.

I had feelings about it.

No, it was super, super sad.

And we're going to get, we're going to cover this entire episode is basically the Super Bowl.

All the different facets of it.

One, nothing else really happened.

And two, even if it did, like everyone's talking about the Super Bowl.

But the precursor I wanted to give, because I hate to like come on a show and like be so negative.

Like, I know it's like funny and whatever.

And I just want you to know, like, I have a lot of like thoughts and most of them are negative, like about certain performances, certain commercials.

Like there, I'm going to rip things to shreds.

And I just, like, I want to say, like, I hate, I hate being that person, but like, I, like, and it's not me just like trying to be negative.

Like, those are my actual thoughts.

And overall, like.

I found the entire evening, and I'm not just saying this because my team lost.

Like, I really, I'm looking at it through like I'm, like, I'm a media critic.

Like, and I'm criticizing the media.

And I felt like the whole thing was bad.

The whole evening was bad.

I wanted so badly to like everything.

I'm in my liking things era because as long as something is good, that makes, that means that it's great because it wasn't bad.

That's where I'm at right now.

And I really, really wanted to like things.

We've been so excited about the Super Bowl.

Did we talk about anything else?

No, no, no, no.

Like when I tell you, the fact that it wasn't until 6.30, I was like itching.

I'm like, let's go.

Like I was so excited.

So I'm not looking to hate.

I just.

happened to naturally hate it.

Because things were not good.

So I agree.

It brings me no joy.

Zero.

To have negative thoughts today because it was was so fun to enjoy the Grammys, to just like really enjoy something and have really mostly positive things to say about it.

And isn't that nice?

I was thinking, what a contrast.

Like last week when we got on the show on a Monday and we had, we were just like oozing with joy and positivity and like positive accolades for the Grammys, which was so shocking.

And it was so fun to like.

be positive for once.

Who would have thought that we'd be positive about the Grammys and maybe potentially negative about the Super Bowl?

Now, as a whole, don't get me wrong.

I absolutely love being a part of something.

I love when the whole nation is watching one thing.

But I've I've lived through a lot of Super Bowls.

I know when like, you know, the shit is good.

And I felt like I have a lot to critique today.

And that's what I'm going to do.

And I just wanted to let everyone know, like, it brings me no joy.

I agree.

I think we should get into it because all five stories will be a different facet of the big game.

And beyond that, that's really, you know, what we're here to do.

Did I say I think we can jump right in?

We can.

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Yeah.

Let's just talk about the facts of what happened.

Chiefs versus Niners, Patrick Mahomes versus Brock Turdy.

If you've been listening to the toast, you know the board.

You know, you know Patrick Mahomes, one of the greatest quarterbacks, if not the greatest on the field.

On his way to becoming like a Tom Brady.

Right, but Tom Brady's not playing right now.

So Patrick Mahomes is the greatest on the field these days.

Yes, for sure.

And Co versus the 49ers, Brock Purdy, Mr.

Irrelevant, apparently he's called, because the last person who's drafted is called Mr.

Irrelevant, like rude.

Yeah, no, I learned that yesterday too.

We were watching the pregame and like, I knew that Brock Turdy was the last person picked for the draft, which is like so sad.

I didn't know that the NFL has like this tradition where the very last person picked in the draft gets a jersey and like the title of Mr.

Irrelevant, which is so mean.

Like harmful.

Yeah, no, no.

And by the way, the NFL then had the nerve to do these like anti-bullying campaigns with like different players reading.

like cyberbullying threats that were sent to other kids like okay great but like you're literally bullying i don't like that and and maybe it's because i'm really defensive of brock but i don't like it no and don't forget like on the field they're fighting and tackling and even when like they're not playing like they're still pushing each other and piling on right and grabbing at each other so the chiefs won and i have to say like of course i would have preferred that my team won yeah but it's not i feel like we can find joy in both team wins so it's not like i felt so

no but like I feel that, of course, I would have preferred my team to win, but like, I can't even be mad at my team.

They played so good, so much so that by the end of the game, like they had to keep playing overtime.

I can't even be mad at my team.

I want to say, because I've been very, very hard on him, Brock Purdy had a near-perfect game.

He's, and on top of being like a rookie who's 24, who's like never been in the Super Bowl, he was so amazing.

Like, they have everything to be proud of.

I can't even be mad.

Like, I really can't.

They play, and everybody played so well.

And it wasn't just like the regular people who always get the catches.

It was like a real team effort, Jennings.

I didn't even know who that was.

Like, like everybody did, I was so proud of my team.

I really was.

Like, I can't even.

They were just as good as the Chiefs.

Agreed.

Except for one play worse.

They were one play worse than the Chiefs.

And by the way, that's what you want with the Super Bowl.

It's supposed to be the two best teams in the league, like fighting it out.

And like these teams were really equally matched.

Yes, the Kansas City Chiefs won.

I wouldn't say that they're a better team.

Not markedly better.

They have a better quarterback, but I think like team, if we're taking it at a glance,

these are two amazing teams.

And you know what?

I was so proud of my team i really was i was

to come this far to not get it again after 2020 they did play the chiefs chiefs and now they have to put in all this work again to get to the summit once again it's just

it's it's sad it's a sad way to go out but you know someone's got to win someone's got to lose now the chiefs this is their third win in five years this is two years in a row they're saying the big d word it's a dynasty right right

that's great like it's great it's nice it's nice it's really nice yeah the the the good players they were still good like it's just obvious yeah so obviously it's just keeping obvious but at 49ers they had a real story so true yeah up by their bootstraps not the greatest quarterback but he's got heart no i mean he's got like the spirit of jesus in him and he's working hard he's playing his hardest you know i feel like patrick moms you know he he doesn't have to try so hard to get in him there's always people like that there are people who are like just naturally gifted and there people have to try try try oh my gosh and all i do is try try try it's so true jackie and i respect brock i respect the hustle no he was so amazing and he didn't he looked so confident and i'm sure he was freaking like first super bowl he's 24 like

but he also looked awe-stricken in a good way like it is a major moment take it all in i feel like some people you know not this isn't a shade toward anyone i'm not even thinking of anyone specifically but you get sort of jaded when you're horny oh another super bowl okay it's like you're just like acclimated to the sort of lifestyle.

So somebody coming in so fresh, wide-eyed, bushy tail.

You see it through Brock's eyes like a child.

You see it through Brock's eyes like a child.

Yes.

I was so proud of him.

And I just like, I want to say he was so amazing.

And I know he lost it, but I hope he's so proud of himself.

He was incredible.

Yeah.

I feel like that amongst the hardest parts is like.

You don't get to go out that night and like the difference in your night after that game, even though they played the exact same game.

i'm sorry just one play different one they kept going i'll do this you did that

i did that i swear here you swear there i miss here you miss there nobody did anything like original or creative they did the same exact things except one people are about to have the best nights of their lives and the other is about to like be sad crying crying yeah no it's it's not right another moment that a lot of people are talking about that i wanted to bring up was this

sort of heated moment between travis kelcey and andy reed it was on it was televised so the clip went viral essentially what had happened was on the field the 49ers, oh, no, actually, I'm sorry, the Kansas City Chiefs turned over the ball.

It was like a bad moment for them.

They had the ball, fucked it up, dropped it.

Other team got it.

Travis was not on the field in that moment.

And I guess like he was mad that he wasn't thinking that, you know, if he was on the field, maybe they wouldn't have turned it over.

And he went over to Andy Reid and sort of like shoved him and yelled at him in his face.

And the clip, if you slow it down, it's like, it's giving elder abuse.

No, it's abuse of an elder.

It's giving Zane and Yolanda, you know, and the stairs.

It is.

And not only did he shove an older gentleman, which you should never do, but he also caught him unawares.

Like, it's not like,

it's not like Andy saw him coming.

So he spooked him, first of all.

By the way, the spook is kind of the biggest crime.

Like, it's a spooking in general.

Even when my husband walks into my bathroom and like, he's like not trying to spook me.

Like, unforgivable.

Yeah.

If he came in, spooked me and shoved me.

Yeah.

Oh, and I'm 80.

And we're on TV.

Oh, and I'm 80.

And I'm 80.

Like, my heart can't possibly take that sort of kerfuffle.

It was not a good look for him.

It wasn't.

And we'll get into like, you know, football, whatever, but I do.

No, I, and I say, like I said, when he threw that kid's equipment, I'm like, this is football.

Like, man,

this man is not a player.

No, he's your elder.

He's a coach.

He's your elder.

You respect, like, I'm sorry.

That's not apples to apples.

No, it's not.

But having said that, like, I do need the Swifties to calm down.

Like, a lot of people saw that tweet and like are worried for Taylor's safety.

They said, well, if he does this, you know, while the cameras are on him, how does he treat Taylor when no one's looking?

And I, I, like, I, I totally get like wanting to protect your queen.

Like, I get, like, you need to calm down.

You seriously need to calm down.

Like, it's football.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's football, but it's also just, it.

It's football.

Classic swifties.

Classic swifties.

Looking too much into things, you know?

So let's just, let's leave it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's that's my phone.

No, it's no, it's your computer home.

No, no, but I'll just put on do not disturb.

I'm good.

We're good.

Oh, wow.

I'm in trouble.

we're on do not disturb anyway no you're not in trouble as we usually are just reporting you to hr usually on the show we're on do not disturb because we're on the computer right but now because we're together so

this was to be expected like first day back irl like who knows if this episode is even going to make it up like yay true back to the game back to travis being an elder abuser um

Not a good look.

It's not a good look.

And also, it's just,

it's the elder abuse, but it's also like, and I feel like a core, you know, tenant in sports is like your coach is your leader He is the figure of authority like even if you disagree with him You always respect your coach It's like very Friday Night Lights energy and so it was and I know

stakes are high.

I get it Not cool not cool Travi not cool.

Yeah, and he didn't have like an exceptional evening on the field.

No, he was relatively quiet.

He had a bunch of catches, no touchdowns.

Yeah, he played solid.

He played solid.

But there was a couple moments where he could have scored the game-winning touchdown and he didn't.

Yep.

And he didn't when the game-winning touchdown was scored.

It wasn't him.

It wasn't like a Patty Trav evening.

No, no, it wasn't a Patty Trav evening.

No.

It was just like the Chiefs.

Chiefs, which is good.

Like it is a team sport.

Right, right, right.

Yeah.

I feel like everyone wanted that, but they got really like everything.

I mean, by winning.

Yeah.

Any other football to discuss?

Interact with the actual game.

It was a good game.

It went on forever.

What's crazy about these new rules is that the game could literally never end.

This is a game that never ends.

It just goes on and on, my friends.

I will say, like, in terms of me critiquing the evening, it was pretty boring until the, um, and these are two teams who are known for doing like crazy, amazing touchdowns and catches and like one-handed.

There was like none of that.

There was no glitzing left up until like overtime and stuff.

It was really boring.

Up until the fourth quarter when it was like still tied, but that's like classic football.

Like nothing matters until the fourth quarter.

And Ben cooked up, we didn't even talk about our experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ben cooked cooked up an amazing feast for us we'd spinach artichoke dip chicken tenders buffalo nuggets we had um

ben also ordered pizza hamburgers and hot dogs hamburgers and hot dogs and then ben had also started the prep for crunch wrap supremes but we were like sir there was too much food because we also ordered the pizza so we're like we'll have we're gonna have crunch wrap supreme for lunch

love

my kitchen was so dirty noble so dirty and i just i meant to say the respect i have for you i never understood how ben could be so messy as a cleaner but I get it now because this is how a normal person cooks.

They use as few pans as they can.

They keep reusing the same pan.

Of course.

And they wash the cooking tools as they cook the bowls with the raw meats.

And even though it's not all the dishes, it's like half of them.

Your husband uses a different pan.

I've never seen all of my cookware out.

No, I've literally been saying this for years.

Oh, yeah, I had to experience it myself.

He will not do one dish as he's cooking.

Now, in his defense, we were like yelling at him because we were so hungry.

We were were like, move faster, move faster, butler.

The thing is, I have no complaints with him.

He did what he had to do and he got the job done, but I'd never seen any, I never saw all my cookware out like that.

All my, like, everything.

Yeah, no, he's insane.

So it took me about 45 minutes to clean my kitchen.

So I missed a lot of football.

And then I came and sat down in the middle of the fourth quarter.

I didn't miss a thing.

Yeah.

So like entertainment wise, like I didn't find the game like that stimulating.

Yeah, but it did have me having a feeling towards the end of like anticipation and nervousness.

Yes.

I was feeling things.

Yeah.

There just wasn't any like, you know, amazing, you know, one-handed back flipped catches, you know, which like, that's what the Super Bowl's for.

Yeah.

So there was none of that.

So it was a little boring.

Yeah.

But then because it was so close, that was the excitement of it.

Yes.

Like it was, I hate when it's so obvious that like one team's up by 20 points the whole time, like the other team's never going to win.

Like that's boring too.

No, but sometimes that team wins.

That happens.

Well, that's amazing.

Yeah.

There's all different versions.

Anyways, yeah, we got a kind of boring version, but the overtime made it tit-dillating.

Yes, and this was the first Super Bowl with overtime with the new rules.

And, you know, I've never, like, I've not always been into football, but the limited things I knew about football prior to like becoming obsessed was that overtime really wasn't fair.

Like, one team got the ball first, and then whoever scored the first touchdown, game over.

So, obviously, the team with the ball has a major advantage.

I've always felt like it's really unfair.

They recently changed the rules.

Now, each team gets a possession and they each get a chance to score.

Which is here's what the question we were asking last night: What happens when the clock ran out on the 10 minutes?

I don't know.

The clock is irrelevant.

I don't know.

It's a good question about the clock.

Clock, irrelevant, clock.

Objection.

relevance clock

objection clock relevance question mark that should be the new e.l.f.

commercial judge beauty

that was cute that was cute let's get into the commercials for the next story and that is our next story the commercials so once again we'll get into detailed but i have an overarching um thought

which was that none of them really stood out to me as crazy funny or moving or anything.

And the general theme from brands was like, we're going to spend money money on as many celebrities as we can.

And I don't know if there ever, I think there was a time where like that used to do it for me at least.

I'm definitely like a jaded media consumer.

I'm not like a dumb person who's like, oh, this is amazing.

My favorite celebrity likes this product.

I like it too.

Literally.

Like I'm, I'm, so I'm definitely harder to please, but it just felt like really like overconsumption.

Like

it was not funny.

It was so many celebrities where it was like so tacky.

And then I could just kept looking at these celebrities almost like clowns.

I was like, wow, all a brand has to do is pay you and you're going to act like an animal, Jason Momoa.

Like, I would say whatever, you'll do it.

I feel that way about Ben Affleck now, Matt Damon, because they're like, well, Matt Damon, like, is a serious actor.

And like, I don't feel that way only because, let me tell you, that the actual brand partnership between Ben Affleck and Dunkin' Donuts was so organic.

Yes.

We know he loves Dunkin' Donuts.

Like for me, I'm like, I actually feel like he loves the product, but you could not pay, like, Zach Brath has never used T-Mobile in his life.

Like, it was just so, like, it was giving dancing monkey, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It felt so, and it, it, it, like, they spent all their time and energy on the celebrities that the creative.

The creative was not there.

It was not there.

No, it was not there.

And there are a few commercials that made me chuckle, and we'll talk about them.

Yeah, we'll go through a little list of commercials, but I also want to say overarchingly, I thought the commercials were bad.

I didn't think there were a lot of commercials.

Every commercial was for another CBS show.

So, and CBS obviously played the game.

So those were like empty spots because they would have sold them if they could.

Everything was for CBS or a charitable organization, which I imagine is a donated.

We were wondering if these charities paid, they didn't pay $7 million for it.

Okay, so which one was the one where we were like, there's no way this is donated?

Like, it was a habitat for humanity.

No, it wasn't Habitat for Habitat for America, which is like food shelter, food pantry.

Because I'm saying, like, if you have $70 million, $7 million to pay for an exponential,

you could feed a lot of people.

But then people were saying, no, this is probably donated money.

And they got a good rate.

They do that with extra spots.

Like, they'll give it to

charity, which makes makes a lot of sense to me.

But there was a lot of that.

I feel like there weren't a lot of ads for non-CBS and non-charities.

There weren't a lot of ads.

There weren't a lot of paying customers.

No, I gave you a very special side table for your coffee, and you still insist on putting your coffee next to my beautiful centerpiece.

Claude, it's Classic Us.

Loki, it is.

So, yeah, I just felt like the commercials, which are usually a favorite part, really lacked any sort of creativity.

It was just like, how much, how many celebrities can we get fit in one commercial?

And it felt so stupid.

Yeah.

and i have a really hot take

i feel like this year

particularly this super bowl but the year in general like

tom brady has become like a big loser well tom he's in every every commercial he's like it's giving and we don't he doesn't need the money

it's giving like thirsty loser it's giving i'm trying to think who he's becoming um

like the equivalent of just like a commercial like yeah

and peyton manning is in like a lot of commercials like nationwide So is Shaq the general no, but he gives up he's giving scrupled.

Yeah, yeah, something about Tom Brady was just in everything

and then he I guess maybe he was all over Vegas like at the Fanatics party He's just giving like loser.

He's not acting like the goat like Kobe would never act like yeah, like just like so above accessible.

He's giving accessible.

Yeah, he's gonna start a podcast next.

No, no, who is he giving like who are we saying who's like always doing the most sellout?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

By the way, sell out.

Yes.

But who did who are we always saying like, is giving, honestly, it's giving James Corden.

Ooh.

Like, everywhere all at once, like, calm down.

You don't need to be that thirsty.

You're very famous.

Yeah.

I feel like there's someone who we're always saying is a sellout and the toasters will remind us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're obviously not thinking it, but I was just like, every commercial, I'm like, oh my God, Tom Brady, like, go home.

Yeah.

You have a family.

Yeah.

So it's almost like he's replaced.

And it's like, does he have to tell all these other brands like, oh, I'm actually already in three Super Bowl commercials.

Like, yours isn't going to really stand apart.

And it's just

it's it was too much it really was okay let's get into some of the brands specifically yeah beyonce tries to break the internet with verizon cute what there was one celebrity and then buster from arrested development perfect perfect and then it led to new music from beyonce okay announcing of new music through the commercials with verizon trying to break their amazing internet high speed so the creative of the commercial was cute She looked amazing.

Like, they didn't need much because they had Beyonce.

And that's like, that was enough.

They didn't need

Zach Brath and Jason Mamoa.

They didn't need 5,000 people.

I thought it was weird that she released music like during the Super Bowl.

Talk about like difficult to get people's attention.

Like there was so much going on.

But I also feel like Beyonce like doesn't give a fuck.

Like she's not so, I hate to like always compare her to like Taylor Swift, but like they are the two biggest artists in the world.

And Taylor's so meticulous that I feel like we're used to that.

Whereas like Beyonce, I feel like kind of doesn't give a fuck anymore, which I really love and respect.

And so I was like, oh, I probably wouldn't release new music like when it's gonna be hard for people to pay attention she doesn't care and let me tell you i listen to the songs they're amazing like i

added both to my liked on spotify she's doing obviously having like a country moment which is so it's actually not shocking if you've been following what she's been doing like the last like two years like she showed up at this acm awards and performed and she's always wearing a cowboy hat like she wore a cowboy hat to the grab knees yeah like she makes sense she's low-key been like dropping hints.

It's the best music I've heard.

Like it's so good.

Yeah, it is good.

I love.

love that's a good integration so a plus for everyone you know what for everything at the super bowl i want to do a rating scale of bad good great

can we do that i think we need more than three really

bad satisfactory good good and great satisfactory and good are the same to me like i i need three that's how i opt okay so bad good great bad good great i would say beyonce but verizon great agreed no notes agreed uber eats wants you to remember it delivers almost everything with the beckhams good

I didn't see the follow-up.

I've only seen the teasers.

I didn't see the follow-up.

There was a, actually, I missed it.

I need to watch it.

So Jennifer Anniston was in it too.

And so was David Schwimmer.

There was like a lot of celebrities.

It wasn't giving, you know, Duncan where it was like overconsumption, too many celebrities, but it wasn't like amazing.

I chuckled.

It was good.

It was good.

Good.

Okay.

Then Ben Affleck and the Dunkings in Duncan's ad.

Bad.

It left me with a bad taste in my mouth from Duncan for every celebrity included.

Everyone was giving Loserville.

I don't know what about it.

Like I hated it.

Yeah.

Like hate.

Hate.

Need a new word for battle.

Like, I think I'm going to go to Starbucks.

1,000%.

E-Trade introduces pickle babies.

Oh, so E-Trade has long had that commercial where they have like babies talking.

And to me, like, that's always going to be funny.

Good.

Good.

BMW starts talking like walk-in to sell electric vehicles.

That was a top commercial for me.

It was not, Christopher Walk-in.

It's not like an A-lister.

Right.

Not obvious, but it really touched on something.

Like, everybody thinks they can do a Christopher Walk-in impersonation.

It was very good.

It was very funny.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as a good neighbor for State Farm.

Also great.

Those were my top two, BMW and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

First of all, State Farm is just like a great brand.

Love.

Again, them having like a big start.

It's not so obvious.

Like it was just funny.

The actual creative was very smart.

It was like a play on words.

Like they didn't sacrifice creative for the amount of celebrities they had in it.

It was excellent.

Then they also had Danny DeBito in it.

We were cackling.

Loved.

Good.

Tina Fey and Lysis's stunt double to help her experience everything with booking.com.

Bad.

And it should have been great because Jane Kurkowski, it was like a little bit of a 30 rock nod.

It was bad.

Damn.

Kate McKinnon and Hellmans and Pete Davidson.

We had seen this commercial.

I thought it was so like, like, really like a low bar for comedy.

Like, I didn't think it was funny.

I thought it was good.

Okay.

Good.

Dan Levy and Lil Wayne do your homework for homes.com.

There were two homes.com ads.

Heidi Gardner was in it too, and they were atrocious.

And they spent, you could tell they spent so much money.

Like they were really not funny.

Yeah.

And anything else that comes to mind that that was this list.

Popeyes with Ken Jong.

I only saw the concept.

Love.

That's the thing.

It's like, I would prefer that these brands hire celebrities like who are truly like, okay, Ken Jong is not the most relevant, not the most famous, but he's so talented and he's so funny.

I chuckled.

Yeah.

Loved.

Yeah.

Even like the elf one, it was good.

There were so many celebrities in it.

It was just like when Megan Traynor showed up, I was like, okay, like, yes, it's just like they didn't need all those celebrities, they should have just had suits, yeah.

And the other two suits guys, Gabriel Macht and Harvey and Mike, were in a different, I think, Verizon ad, which was cute.

Wow, that's crazy.

I wonder if Megan got asked.

She should have done one.

She should, she definitely got asked because the suits people were everywhere.

That's a quick cup of mail.

Yeah,

Sarah V, Michael, Sarah.

Cute.

Very cute.

Yeah.

Different.

Reese's.

Oh, I don't know if I saw that one.

one.

The who's in it?

Voiceover actor Will Arnett took brands.

Will Arnett.

Podcaster Will Arnett.

Podcaster, Will Arnett.

I guess.

But at low-key, not enough people talk about Will Arnett as the voice of the Reese's commercial.

I didn't know that.

I did know that.

It's like peanut butter dipped in chocolate.

And honestly, it's so Will Arnett.

It's probably a great cake for him.

He took brands through an, he took fans through an emotional ride as he told them about the changes coming to the candy.

Oh, wow.

Missed it.

Volkswagen.

Oh,

I think it was their attempt to, you know, rewrite their own history as like an integral, you know, car brand, but like they'll always be like German car makers, you know?

Yeah.

It was giving like Americana.

Look, we had Volkswagen in the 40s.

It's like, yeah, what else were you doing in the 40s, you know?

Oh, that's weird.

Don't just don't bring it up.

Just don't go there.

Like, just don't mention it.

Focus on the future.

Like, let's look forward.

Tabula Rasa.

Tabula Rasa, exactly.

If you want to bring it up, I said like 1939.

Like, it was weird.

Me and Ben looked at each other.

We're like, oh, that's interesting.

Volkswagen is a German car brand.

And like, let's go.

So we're in Germany in 1939, where you took us.

Right.

Let's not talk about like Germany and the late 30s, early 40s, you know?

Don't remind us.

Yeah.

Timu.

I'm so glad you brought up Timu.

A lot of people are talking about Timu because they had the most commercials, which was, I think maybe like four or five, which I'm sure they got a deal, you know, they didn't pay full rate for each, but they probably spent $30 million on just the placements.

It's like Chinese Amazon.

So and then it's like $30 million from a company I ain't never heard of.

Yeah.

So apparently a lot of people have heard of it.

And apparently I'm late to the game.

It's allegedly amazing.

It's just crazy that's Timu and has nothing to do with Lean.

Emu.

E-Mu.

Yeah, of course.

Timu is apparently an app.

It's very similar to Amazon, Alibaba, kind of.

It's based, it's an Asian brand.

And apparently it's cheaper and faster than Amazon, which I didn't even know was possible.

And people say it's amazing.

Really?

Everything is like crap, but like if you need crap.

Like what kind of crap?

Like anything.

I think I should download it.

Olivia Atre is for me.

So wait, you're saying if I got like a vase and flowers from Timu, like it'd be crappier than the ones I got from Amazon?

Yeah.

That's what people told me.

So why do I need it?

No, I don't know.

What do I need cheaper and crappier of?

Right.

Like, I guess, like.

But if it's the same brand as something I'd already be getting.

It's not the same brand.

No, but like, say, I get a lot of brand name items on Amazon.

Can I get them on Timu for cheaper?

Oh, I don't know.

We should download the app.

Shop like a billionaire.

But then their ads worked.

And then I'm just a cog.

Yeah, but like, that's okay, no?

I don't know.

I like to think myself above it.

Your Super Bowl commercial can't get me they can't but team who might have honestly i i was definitely tempted i'm always curious your team who curious yeah teamu questioning no curious

poppy that was shocking to see a nice dtc brand that you know sponsors the toast yeah um i thought it was a great campaign like one they stuck to their aesthetic of being a

so it all turned vibey nostalgia brand while also thoroughly explaining what they do.

Etsy had a great commercial.

I loved Etsy's commercial.

It was funny it was so like classic etsy no and it was like funny funny and historical yeah the french gifted us a statue of liberty we need to get them a thank you gift like so we went on etsy and got them a custom cheese board funny classic and i don't even think there was a celebrity in it no which i like honestly i became like i started to hate the celebrities yeah and it's like there are so many actors who like don't make nearly as much money as the celebrities who are in these commercials and it's like give them the job like the other one like j lo is good i know

he's good that's what i'm saying it's like getting overconsumption like how much money do you need for real?

Yeah, yeah, and like so many great ads are like flow from progressive like she's just a working sag actress Jake from the SAG Astra Jake the gecko like there are sag astra actresses and actors it's true who like deserve the platform yeah it's true it's just it's enough i agree um

I have a bunch more, nothing that I feel like, I don't feel like we missed anything.

I definitely give my award to the Arnold Schwarzenegger State Farm ad ad or the Christopher Walk and BMW ad.

Okay.

I give my award

to

Etsy

and Elf.

Yeah.

Elf was for me teetering between good and great, you know?

Yeah.

I felt, one, I don't even watch Tuesdays I didn't know.

Then Olivia was like, if you watch the show, these jokes are really good.

Yeah.

And they packed so many jokes into one commercial that they were talking really quickly.

Not that I have a right to complain about that, but I could barely make out what they were saying.

The thing is, I have nothing against her, but I do feel like the commercial went from great to good when Megan the Trainer, Megan the Trainer,

when Megan Trainer showed up.

And I love her.

I think she's very talented, but she kind of is like the face of like doing too much.

I agree.

And there were other people in this, I feel like one, the suits cast is enough.

Dainu, Judge Judy for Judge Beauty, it's enough.

Dainu, that could have been a commercial.

They could do a whole series of commercials, just Judge Beauty.

You know what?

There really was no commercial.

with influencers in it except nerds and addison ray which kind of fell through the cracks but i feel like they're always like shoving a million like TikTokers everywhere, and there weren't.

I feel like there were influencers in the ELF commercial, like I'm in the jury with Megan Trainer.

Yeah.

I keep saying Megan the Trainer.

It cut so quickly.

It was a very fast commercial.

Imagine leaving being like, I'm going to Super Bowl commercial.

Quick.

Missed it.

Yeah.

You missed it.

Thousand percent.

Okay.

Are we ready to move on to our next story, which is the entertainment from the evening?

Yes, I am.

Starting with the pre-show lineup and then Usher.

Okay.

So first we had Andre Day.

I was not moved.

I was not moved either.

I was not moved.

And she's a very moving singer.

She is a moving singer.

Like, try not to get a chill.

Yeah.

And I didn't.

I did not either.

So.

And the thing is, like, I, it's not a.

It's much like my opinion, like, could be objective.

Like, the chills, I can't control them.

It's true.

Like, that is,

like, it's nothing to do with me.

If I got chills, I got chills.

Like,

I also felt, and I felt this way about every performance.

I had a really hard time hearing people's vocals.

It's like their vocals were not the center of like the audio experience.

There was a lot going on with the background singers.

It kept

louder.

And then it was like, it's too loud.

Something is a syngon?

Like, yes.

We couldn't, it wasn't audibly clear.

It wasn't a perfect auditory experience.

I felt like there was a lot going on with the background music, background vocals, just everything, the crowd, that the, the, the one, you know, um,

track of the person's voice like wasn't centered and focused for me.

And I found that really frustrating.

I felt that way about everybody's performance.

Usher too.

Like, I felt that way too, except I think the person who had the best chance of it was Post Malone because he only had the

least.

Because he did the least.

So let's talk about Post Malone, America, the Beautiful.

Now, this segment in particular, I will be overwhelmingly negative.

Great.

But let's do our bad, good, great scale, because that's Andre Day.

Good.

Bad to good.

Yeah.

In the middle.

Post Malone, good.

Bad to good.

I,

first of all, I love that he's, that he, like, can do a million different things.

And that's great.

That he played.

He obviously went down to like his more country, you know, acoustic set.

Stripped.

Stripped down.

He did have that sort of auto-tune thing that he puts on his microphone that

like that's like his shtick.

And I just feel like live performances such as these should be exempt from those types of technical things.

I don't appreciate that.

It wasn't bad.

It was just...

not inspiring, not chilling, not moving.

And I feel like I kept like waiting for it to be great.

That song in particular is, you can really do a lot with it.

It's like a simple song.

Like the anthem is, is a very complicated song.

Just doing it is, is a feat.

God Bless America is a very simple song and people always make it their own.

And there's really, you really can't fuck it up.

It's so simple.

It's like a, it's like a hymn.

I just felt so

uninspired by the whole thing.

And I, I didn't, I don't think it was good.

I, I, I.

will never re-watch it, you know, for chills.

Yeah, I would only re-watch it just for comparison.

I thought he sounded nice.

It wasn't like him nor the song just together.

It wasn't a match.

Yep.

It's no match.

It's not a perfect match.

It wasn't a love match.

It was not a love match.

And I feel like so many people could do so much more with it.

Agreed.

But I felt like he really wanted it to be good.

You know what I mean?

I have no problem.

And he was like trying.

And I think he, he showed like, he did his absolute best.

Yeah.

It just wasn't a, it wasn't a good idea from the outset.

I agree.

And that pains me.

Like, I don't want, I can't stress enough how much I don't want to be negative.

Yeah.

With Reba too, like, I would give it a good.

It's not one we're going to watch for years to come.

Like, there's a list of people.

And when somebody does it, like, we knew when Chris Tapleton, that's the most recent one where we were like, that goes in the Hall of Fame.

It goes with the Whitney Houston.

There are certain people who do it.

And you know, in that moment, like, it is a legendary performance.

But there was, I can't even point out what there was nothing Reba did that I didn't like.

She didn't arrange it in a weird way.

She did a very classic performance of it.

She hit almost every note.

There was nothing wrong with it.

It was not chilling.

I also had a hard time hearing her voice.

Yeah.

But she looked great.

She looked like she was having fun.

She's so, you know, she's kind of literally is America, you know, with the red hair.

Like she is.

Like, and I have no critiques specifically.

I was just not moved.

So I liked it a little more than you.

I thought it was like a really solid rendition.

Solid.

As you said, hit every note.

She sings bigger and better than I thought she did because we kept saying, what does her even sound like?

She's got a lovely voice.

Yeah, she's got a big voice too.

The acoustics did not help her.

It would have been better if we could hear her clear because there was just a lot going on.

But because it was so good and solid, for me, it became a great just because

that didn't, it didn't attract.

You know what I mean?

In the sense that it's because it's good enough, it makes it great.

I understand that.

That's where I kind of am at, like with everything.

That's how I kind of feel about some of my Grammy's feelings too.

Because it was good, it's great because it wasn't bad.

No, I have a higher bar for the anthem.

I really do.

Yeah, no, I think maybe my expectations were just kind of low because I was like, hey, that's nice.

Like my bar for a God bless America.

I feel like if you put on the Star Spangled banner on Spotify and you just got like a stock music version, that's what you would get.

Rebo.

And that's good.

Good.

My bar for certain things, like my bar for God Bless America is like Lady Gaga's.

It was so amazing.

My bar for

the anthem is like Whitney Houston, Beyonce.

Now, I know that's an unfair bar, but that is the bar because there are people who can sing that way.

Yeah, so next year, I want to start the campaign now for Miley.

Miley.

It's Miley's turn.

I agree for either of those two songs.

I agree.

I think

Cynthia Rivo needs to do Lift Every Voice and Sing.

I think she's done it.

And less that would have been a great night for her because a commercial we didn't talk about was the preview we got for Wicked.

Wicked trailer.

You guys, the movie is made.

No, the movie is made.

I was shocked.

Like, I was like, wait.

And it's big.

It looked kind kind of amazing.

Yeah.

I'm like actually really excited about it.

No, I'm excited to see where Ari and Spongebob fell in love.

It's in the trailer.

We wouldn't know.

The movie's done.

Why is it going to take so different?

For a year?

It's Christmas, no?

Next year, no?

No.

No.

Oh.

They wouldn't be advertising that.

That would be crazy.

Oh, you're right.

You're right.

You're right.

It has to be this year.

No, I think it's Thanksgiving.

This Thanksgiving.

It looks amazing.

It looks amazing.

Jolly good job.

I can't wait.

Jolly good job.

I got very excited watching it.

Yeah.

And it's like it's very R e-centric.

Yeah, she was like the whole trailer.

I guess that's titillating.

Yeah, and Glinda's like a huge part of it.

Yeah.

And then the final performance is

one of the evening, Usher, which we were so excited about.

I just want to say, can I say how I thought it should have started?

Yeah.

Because I had a really good prediction.

Yeah.

Not only was I wrong.

Wait, he didn't sing that song.

He didn't even sing that song.

More.

So this is how I thought it should have started.

Usher comes out.

If you really more,

like long silence.

Be quiet.

Like, okay.

YouTube start again.

The thing is, the silence that I'm going to do right now, it should be longer than the silence.

I'm going to do it.

No, do the whole silence.

For how long I think it should be.

Okay.

If you really want more.

If you really want more,

sing it out louder.

And the crowd has to go crazy while he's waiting.

Pop, pop.

Get on the floor.

Everyone come out laying out the fire and light it up fireworks take it up higher

gonna push to the limit give me more and then do whatever the you want so we didn't get that he didn't even sing that song which is disgraceful disgraceful now

i was like literally doing

backhand springs like bending over backwards i wanted so badly to think it was amazing

it was not good And it was bad.

And my over, my biggest critique of the whole thing was it felt so chaotic, so unorganized.

Like there wasn't someone who was in charge of all like the dancers, the background vocals, the choreography, the wardrobe department.

It was like all these different departments, like just standing in the middle of a field.

It felt so messy and so chaotic.

And I said to Jackie and if you went to camp, I feel like you'll understand this.

Like it felt like color war.

Like all these kids putting together, like trying to write a song and like doing a little dance with hand motions.

Like there was no cohesion.

And the set list was all over the place.

There was like moments.

It started slow, which really is, there should be a slow portion, of course.

It should never be in the beginning.

It was so, like, so disappointing.

It was a mess.

Yeah.

But first, he comes out first.

I like that he was on the field, no stage, and there were all these performers around him who was giving great showmen in Vegas.

And I was like, I like that.

I like Razzle Dazzle.

What the fuck?

Like, it was a mess.

it looks like everyone was just like running in front of the screen it was so not

on ordered it was there was no order there was no order then we go to there was a lot of like different vignettes i would say so each one i'll judge each one the first one that i wanted to like so much i'm like you know this is the greatest show

wound up being bad mess then alicia keys i'm surprised she didn't power glide into the stadium because she's been wanting to she basically did she's been wanting to power glide she had like a big thing behind her

Maybe she did.

Because I know she really wanted to power glide on October 8th.

She was done.

She was desperate to power glide.

First note crack.

Forget, by the way, like the second she opened her mouth, she like cracked.

Like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, it was literally like giving like circus.

Like, everything was just like, and then like, even like the rollerblades, like, which he fell.

Okay, take out the fall.

The rollerblades were my favorite part.

But that's what I mean.

Ushpur's like really trying to do too much.

Like, and he fell.

And he fell.

And he was sweating.

oh let's talk about the sweat because it was really crazy and like i actually appreciated like the realness of it like the thing is and he was so hot that when he took his shirt off i didn't know if it was to be sexy or because he was hot no and he was sweating so much when he took his shirt off i'm like yeah take your shirt off but like just really quickly when do you use the wife beater to do every single thing wife beater Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When he used the tank top to like literally wipe the sweat off your brow, like he, he couldn't even open his eyes at one point because the sweat was dripping down so hard.

Like it was like a, like along came Polly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

And like, I really respected like the relatability of it, but like, this is a televised performance.

Wipe your sweat.

Yeah.

And I think it was cold in the stadium.

But no, and then at one point he had fire around him.

By the way, him sweating is so reasonable.

No, for sure, but not to the point where you can't see.

And there's fire around him.

And he's like, he's so warm.

And it's like, did what, what happened in the rehearsal?

And by the way, it's very clear.

And we would have been okay as consumers without fire.

No, we didn't need it.

And you could have the fire on the stadium.

A lot of people were really like let down and anticipating that Justin Bieber would come out because they have a song together, somebody to love, because Justin Bieber was at the performance.

I mean, he was at the Super Bowl.

And

Usher was clearly very open to having people come here to Alicia Keys.

He had ludicrous.

He had a lot of people.

He had like

some really great people.

Yeah.

So it's clear, like Justin Bieber said no, right?

I think maybe he's not in a place where he can do that.

I don't think he likes to perform.

Yeah.

And the Super Bowl is the biggest stage.

He's a little out of practice, even though it wouldn't be that much.

But I think it's just a little overwhelming for him.

And he's protecting his peace right now.

Yeah.

So I understand why he said no, but he was there at the game supporting.

It's not like he's like, you you know, running, hiding, scared.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that was definitely like a letdown.

The letdown was that he didn't sing more.

Agreed.

I don't know if I'm alone in like absolutely needing to hear that song, but the fact that it wasn't on the set list, like

throw it in the garbage.

No offense.

I just wish he like pared it down a little bit.

I feel like it would have been such a great opportunity.

And I definitely took away like, wow, Usher really is an amazing vocalist, an amazing dancer, a great performer.

But between trying to show off all of that, the different alpha changes, the collaborators, the fire, the

it was just too much.

And it gave like, it gave chaos.

And I think it was a wasted opportunity because he has a new album out.

He's just finishing up his residency in Vegas.

Like it could have been so good for him.

Yeah.

I just keep saying it's a mess.

You know the movie The Campaign with Zachis

and his campaign mottos.

It's a mess.

Like that's me.

Yeah.

No, it was, I could, I didn't know where to look.

Yeah.

And I and the audio again was bad.

That was like a running theme.

We literally were hearing all this background noise.

So we pause it because we're like, is the kitchen?

We thought someone left the sink on.

Yeah.

And we pause it.

It was silent.

So it was all coming from the TV.

Yeah.

It was just too much.

Yeah.

And it was a letdown.

Yeah.

And I literally reserved judgment until a few minutes in.

I was like, damn, this is bad.

I was trying so hard to like, I really wanted it to be good.

Now, here's my question because I haven't like been on my phone that much.

What are people saying?

It's split.

And it always is.

Some people are like, so we could watch something that was the best.

Some people didn't like rihanna right like we and by the way in hindsight now like

rihanna was amazing perfection perfection you know what because it was so orderly like beyond orderly it was just so concise like yeah

people are always like you could watch the great what like we we go back now and say like that bruno marr's beyonce culplet was the best thing of all time right like there were people who after it were like that was the worst thing ever it was a little crazy no it was amazing but it ages well yeah like it's always going to be divided there's really never like a unanimous that was horrible or that was amazing.

So,

Lady Gaga's is one of the greatest of all.

Like, there are people who do that.

Katie Perry's is one of the greatest of all time.

Bruno Mars, every time he comes, is one of the greatest.

Beyonce is one of the greatest.

Like, there are just like, for sure.

Like, that's what I also mean about the

Star Spangled Banner.

There's like a Hall of Fame that you enter where, like, you, if you give a performance and Lady Gaga's there, last night, nobody entered that.

sphere.

There was no additions to the Hall of Fame for any.

I would,

I just feel backsick.

I really, I, I wanted it to be good and i don't want to be a hater i know but i would say it was one of the worst i agree i've seen yeah

it was bad

too much

too much and it's crazy that you can do too much at the super bowl because the super bowl requires

requires much in vegas they should have had they could have had cirque dule yeah like buying through maybe they did they had everything they had everything i just want to say i liked the roller skates okay the dancing on the on the skates after watching like the first 10 minutes of the performance and then seeing the roller skates, I couldn't appreciate it because I'm like, this person's doing too much.

It was so chaos.

And I just went, I didn't mind the fall.

And it wasn't a fall.

It was a stumble.

It was a stumble.

And it wasn't that bad.

Like, don't, I hope he's not losing sleep over that.

He got married, I think.

Yeah, he obtained like a license.

A license.

He is like a long-term girlfriend.

And I believe they got married last night in Vegas, like to celebrate.

He's cute.

He's doing the most.

But that's cute, actually.

I really like that.

Yeah.

They could get married like anything.

And Kiki Palmer showed her support saying she loved it.

Well, if Kiki likes it.

So true.

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Well, our fourth story, and I'm really proud of us.

Our fourth story, and I'm really proud of us because it's been an hour.

Yep.

And we haven't talked about Taylor and Travis.

Because it was, you know what?

Everybody

was a subplot.

Yep, it was.

And it was a big one.

It was a big one, but we needed to talk about

everything.

Everything else.

And now we may discuss Taylor Swift came from Tokyo to support her man's Travis Kelsey at the Super Bowl in a suite with her friends.

Let's talk about who she brought.

Yes.

It was a big suite.

So Taylor was there with like her crew.

Obviously, like Travis, he said he paid for it and he gave her a lot of tickets.

Like it was kind of like the Taylor show.

Obviously, Travis's family was there.

Nobody from Travis really appeared to have gotten the boot.

His whole family was there extended.

You know, Kylie, Jason, Perrins, those, they were a few key characters who have started to recognize recognize as like travis's friends yeah because kelly teller keeps posting them and so does uh taylor so everybody got the invite which was nice it was a big sweet and then taylor brought blake who um might have been like she looked so crazy like i like her outfit was really nuts everyone said it was like giving sue sylvester like she's still giving like it ends with us she looked hard some clothes and hair from home from the set she just looked like so nutty like that's the thing everybody was doing too much yeah but it's like the super bowl in vegas it's hard not to do too much but you're you're rewarded when you you don't.

And like the thing is, when you're standing next to this is more next to Taylor, like every minute is photographed.

And like, it's just so unfair.

I saw these like photos that the NFL posted in Feed and was just like the worst.

It's like they tried to get the worst photo of Taylor and Blake.

Like from underneath, there was a filter on it.

It just like looked bad.

It's like, leave them alone.

You know, I haven't seen that.

They went out of their way to find the worst photo.

Oh, I didn't see.

NFL posted it.

Yeah.

Let me see.

I feel like it might just be.

No, I'm not being.

I'm not exaggerating.

I'll show it to you one second.

Why would it be in the NFL's interest to post a bad photo?

Like, it was just, you know, it wasn't someone looking out, you know?

Oh, well that's different hold on i

oh my god they posted so much oh my god they don't stop posting my phone can't load fast enough

like that's a bad photo

thank you that's crazy like that's disrespectful to two women like come on yeah so it's either like intentionally disrespectful or like a man a man posted it and has no idea no idea what that's an insane and imagine how we would look like if somebody took a photo of us like that without like they have professional glam trainers private chat that's insane insane they're wrong for that so um

i thought with nfl instagram like they're doing the most i guess i i should have they're being thirsty they keep doing collab posts with like oh yeah with anyone they'll collab with anyone anyone who will accept the the the invitation yeah yeah that's how it works i guess now with media brands like they will send like if you're in a piece of content they will send you a request to collab like you either just accept it or don't Yeah, but I would accept.

Like, why not?

It's been amazing.

I'm asking News Check keeps doing NFL collab posts.

And like, that's amazing for her.

Totally.

Okay, cool.

So, but I'm sure the NFL like sent Taylor so we have to like an invitation to collab like I'm sure if she opens her messages with them it's all

invitations to collab so Taylor brought Blake Lively who looked but also I saw she was wearing like half a million dollars worth of jewelry yeah and it was just like big clunky jewelry like everything was just like big like yeah it was just too much she brought ice spice i don't know if she brought lana delray because it looked like she said hi to lana del ray in a different part How the fuck would Lana Delray be at the game when it's her best friend?

No, but like the Grammys.

No, I know, but like there's those photos like taylor said hi to her she was in a different part of the stadium and then like lana was brought into her suite i don't know maybe lana was like visiting a friend there's no way lana was there without her um kelly taylor and miles were in the suite um taylor's friend ashley ice spice i think that's it and her mom cute and her mom there was a lot of photos of like her mom and travis's mom i think this might have been i don't know if it was the first time they meet it's the first public you know, affair between the two of them, and they're literally twins.

Cute.

So that was great.

They got a suite.

Everybody seemed to, you know, have a seat, which was great.

Be having a jolly good time.

I did find it really interesting, just like the celebrities that they showed, like who, where everyone was sitting, a lot of them were not in suites.

Like, and they weren't in like the, that particular stadium has a lot of different like types of seating, but a lot of them weren't in suites, but they were in like these special chairs.

Do you know what I mean?

Are you sure they're not suite chairs?

I'm not sure, but I have a good feeling.

Because like Justin and Haley looks like they were in stadium seats, but I feel like they were in suite stadium seats.

Justin and Haley, I believe, were in a suite.

Right.

But like there was pictures of them.

And if you didn't zoom out, it looks like they're just in the stands.

Okay, so like those particular seats, that's what I'm talking about.

I don't know if those are sweets, but they're definitely a different tier.

No, it's definitely sweet because look at Taylor's and it's the glass in front of them and they have yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

By the way, let's talk about Taylor's outfit.

I thought she looked very sexy.

Like I thought she looked amazing.

She looked very good.

She looks great.

I think this is her best football look.

Me too.

Plus, it's perfect for Vegas.

Actually, perfect Vegas Super Bowl look without doing too much, but doing enough.

And she didn't even have to change to go out later.

So it was like a good going out outfit, but also watching a football game outfit.

No, I loved the hair.

She's obviously like doing this thing with her hair where she's like enjoying putting little braids in them.

And this time she like put a big, like a bunch of little braids in her ponytail.

I thought the hair was amazing.

The face was great.

Sexy corset.

It had like a little netting underneath, a little under boob.

And then the pants from Area, which were like the statement piece.

I thought she was dressed perfectly.

I thought she was dressed perfectly.

She looked great.

She looked great.

She did storm the field.

Of course she did.

Which I think we assumed she was going to, but it was still crazy nonetheless to see her, you know, walking down with Donna holding hands.

Oh, so there's a lot of footage coming coming out of Taylor and Travis like reuniting on the field, different angles, mouth reading, whatever.

And

Travis hugged his mom first.

And I just, I don't think that's bad or good.

I just want to like bring it up.

As he should.

As a boy mom,

that's a girlfriend?

Yes.

You're hugging him.

It's a wife, of course.

You're hugging mama first.

Okay, what about a fiancé?

Well, we said this about Brock Purdy.

Yeah, because I saw a video where Brock Purdy hugged his mom before his fiancé, and I just thought it was interesting.

Because I'm very much like my identity is wife right now, and your identity is mom.

So I think we look at it very differently.

But I have both identities.

I hold dual citizenship.

Right in this current moment, you definitely identify more as a mom than you do as a wife.

Like, yeah,

because I'm so new.

Like, when I look at Brock Purdy, like, I'm identifying with his mama, not his fiancé.

Like, I'm team mama.

So you're team mama.

So, of course, I think when it's a girlfriend, like, he should have hugged Donna first, like, for sure.

Yeah.

For sure.

Fiancé.

You can get away with both.

You can get away with both.

Yeah.

Wife.

Wife first.

And wife.

Wife and mother of your children first.

Wait, wife and mother, wife.

Okay, let's say your wife comes on the field with you and your kids.

Do you hug the kids first or your wife?

Oh, it's okay, however it goes.

I think you hug your kids first, though, because otherwise, like, who's watching them?

When you hug your wife and your kids hug your legs, like at the same time.

But I feel like the kids run up and then grab the kids and then they grab the wife.

Yeah.

I like that.

No, it's definitely like a, it's a hierarchy.

Yeah, but that one doesn't need to be like thought out.

It's just a matter of like who gets to you first.

Yeah.

Because the kids might be like running.

The wife might not want to like run.

And Taylor did not say, I think Taylor took a step back and like let Donna have her moment.

Like she was very respectful.

Taylor loves her mom more than anything in the world.

Like she totally gets it.

Yeah.

I just thought it was interesting.

No, I thought it was all orchestrated, not in like an orchestra.

Like the

procession was appropriate.

Agreed.

It was appropriate procession.

And then also because he hugged Taylor, the mom first, he kind of like got out of the way and then he could have a long moment.

He could ruminate with Taylor because he did.

Hug Taylor first and then he has to go to his mom.

He's leaving Taylor hanging.

So instead, he got to like hug Taylor and stay with Taylor.

And it was like anticipation.

And then.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then Donna can like go and talk to other people.

Yeah.

So

we got like, we got one big moment from Taylor on the field.

Like it was the first, you know, kiss and they hugged and kissed for a really long time.

And the math readers are having a party.

But then we got a lot of other footage because Taylor went to the after party, which was at a club.

It was in Vegas.

Obviously, the chain smokers performed.

They played a lot of Taylor music and she seemed really into it.

So we got footage of them dancing dancing and kissing to Love Story.

We got footage of Travis in the DJ booth while the Chainsmokers played You Belong With Me and he started pointing across the room to Taylor.

And like, it was really, it was like, honestly, it was too much.

Like, it was so cute.

So they're like, just like, we are feasting again.

Like, they are giving and giving and giving.

Yeah.

And I'm sure we'll see even more today from last night.

I thought the chain smokers did a really good job remixing the songs.

They should be extremely proud.

And if I were Taylor, I'd be like, that's good.

Yeah, maybe I should collab, like maybe new, because she's always doing like these different versions of her popular songs.

Yeah, like I would think like, oh, that was a good take, you know, and but the, by the way, when you saw Taylor at the club in Vegas, like, what did you think of?

Nothing.

Oh, my God.

I thought of like Calvin Harris.

Like, remember when she, like, went to Vegas, like with her friends, like, took a jet and she was being so normal.

Like, and I remember we were on the breath being like, this is exactly what Taylor stuff should be doing.

Like, her boyfriend's the biggest DJ in the world.

Like, go to Vegas and get a table.

Oh, my God.

Yes, but Haim.

They like took a plane and just like saw Travis, Travis, saw Calvin, like, for fun, because like, her boyfriend is a DJ.

And like, that's what you do.

That's fun.

And it reminded reminded me so much of that.

I think it was the same club.

I think it was at XS.

Fun.

Yeah, fun, fun, fun.

Just jolly good time.

I loved it.

Like, of course I wanted my team to win.

I did.

And I stand by that.

And they can't imagine like how

Kristen would be celebrating.

I know, of course.

I was like,

and Brock, like, oh my God, if Brock won a Super Bowl and the bonus he would get.

And he would get to go to a club.

So for sure.

However, you know, of course, I'm grateful that we got this.

Brock would be going Disney World.

I didn't hear Patrick Mahomes say that, did you?

So he doesn't get paid.

But I also, like, I wasn't fully listening.

Like, by that point, I was.

I was ching.

I didn't hear Patrick Mahomes say anything.

Oh, no, I did.

He was saying that.

And he held his daughter, which was really cute.

Oh, and Travis spoke.

If you can call it that.

You can call it that.

Travis yelled.

Yeah, he said, Viva Las Vegas.

Viva Las Vegas.

Viva.

Viva, Viva.

Las Vegas.

And then he said, you got to fight for your right.

And then he didn't say to party because the crowd said it.

Because it was inferred.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was just kind of, he's sort of poetic like that.

He just like leads it all.

Crumbs.

It was gorgeous.

Like it was really, it was a lot.

And I enjoyed every minute of it.

Taylor looked great.

Every photo, it's really, it's giving, it's giving Hall of Fame.

Like these photos that are coming out of just like the red lip, like it's too much.

I also feel like the last on-the-field photo moment, like he was wearing his practice shirt right over his no, it wasn't a practice shirt.

That's a t-shirt you get when you win the AFC championship.

Oh, okay well he had already put it on so he wasn't like wearing his uniform she didn't look like how she looked last night much more glamorous last night she had like a full hair look like she was wearing like a big ugly sweater and her hair was like not oh my gosh okay sorry and let's like come on but last night she looked amazing i feel like but that moment from the last game was authentic you know like he that he wasn't in his like you know in his uniform and she was just being casual and that was really cute and authentic and then last night we got like the the more polished version glamour so i'm sorry if they're gonna do like a frame bridge photo they can use it last night but they have i feel like it's kind of like when you get engaged and you don't know you're getting engaged you like look sweaty and ugly and then you put on a white dress and do engagement photos right so they'll get the engagement photos framed but like that sweaty and ugly picture like that's the real and that's the beauty and like i would like to look back at that and know but for what's going to go on my wall i want the nice cannot wait for travis to shave his beard.

Like, I think he looks so horrible.

I like it.

I really don't like it.

He said the beard gives him power.

He could feel the power.

He's literally like, what's Samson?

Is that the?

Samson, yeah.

Yeah.

No, I get it.

Like, and it's like a superstition thing.

A lot of sports players do.

Like, it's ugly.

And it looks like, it looks like it smells.

And I feel like when he shaves it, like, that'll be another huge moment.

Like, they step out.

It's just going to be a little bit.

He's going to look like so hot.

And think about Taylor for the Met Gala.

Taylor's very fair skinned.

Like, I do feel like it probably irritates her skin.

Like, you know, the beard.

What do they call it?

Beard burn.

Like, she definitely gets that.

Oh, for sure.

But that's,

cause my husband, like, will shave, but then the stubble gives me irritation.

You know, you have similar skin.

It's what we call milchadik.

Like, so it really, no matter how you slice it, like, it's a problem.

She's going to have a rash, yeah.

I actually feel like once it grows out to be so bushy, it's not, well, just feel unsanitary.

It depends what the texture is.

Right, right.

And like, how is he taking maintaining?

Is he smooth?

Yeah.

Is he

oil?

What did you say?

Oh, Met Gala.

Yeah.

It's not that far away.

No, but everyone was also saying, and this leads into our fifth story, which is the celebrities at the game.

Okay, but wait, really quick, let's just check her schedule.

Can you tell me when the Met Gala is?

Yes, first Monday in May.

I'll tell you what date that is.

But everyone was saying that the Super Bowl last night pulled more celebrities than the Met Gala.

Definitely.

Definitely.

So May.

Oh, March, May 6th, Margo's birthday.

So Taylor is

touring until March 8th.

then has a break until May 9th.

She could do it.

And it's in Paris, which isn't like crazy far away.

Yeah, from easy freight from New York.

Like six hours.

Yeah, she could do it if she wanted.

If she wanted to.

The difference between the Metala and the Super Bowl is like the Metala is very political because there's like a hosting committee.

So it's like, if Kim Kardashian's on the hosting committee, Taylor Swift's not going to go.

And Taylor's been on the hosting committee many times.

So there is like a lot of rhyme and reason why certain people go and certain people don't.

With the Super Bowl, it's just, it's anarchy.

Like it's anyone can go.

If you can get a ticket, you can go, especially it being in Vegas.

So it really was star-studded.

Like Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian

with Chloe and Kendall.

Gwen Stefani.

Gwen Stefani was like there a lot.

Kelly, Queen Kelly was at the Super Bowl.

Of course.

Like that's Kelly using her power for good.

No, and Kelly, sorry, it is America's sport and she is America's sweetheart.

Like the two are so clearly congruous.

I mean, she could have, she should have been singing.

Oh my God, wait.

Wait, let's talk about that.

I'm so glad you brought that up because we need to start a list now that we're going to start like

guessing for next year's entertainers.

Not even guessing, but suggesting.

These are people who have not done it who need to be included.

Yes.

This is for all entertainment.

All entertainers.

Pink, Miley, Kelly.

They could do the Star Spangled Banner.

They could do one of the intros.

Pink did Star Spangled Banner.

Pink should do the halftime show.

10,000%.

I think she has it in her.

I was listening to Pink last night and I was like, I'd rather see you up there shaking that thing.

Pink, Kelly, Miley.

Taylor has not done anything.

That's like so obvious.

Someone who I always say that should do it that I think would be an amazing Super Bowl halftime show is Pit Bull.

Love.

So many people would come out with him because he has someone on every song.

Jackie, it's inspired.

It would be such a party.

Like, I really think that, you know, when Rock Nation's contract is up, it should be the toes that they talk to.

I agree.

For that they collaborate with for the halftime show.

Let's also think about people who have residencies because there is definitely a crossover.

Carrie Underwood is someone who could definitely do.

Oh, yeah, and she has NFL ties.

Right.

If you can do a residency, you can do the halftime show.

It's just kind of equal.

Like Katie Perry, obviously, who's already done it.

Kelly, who has a residency the jonas brothers did a small residency i don't know if they're at halftime level yet no not no um

we'll keep the list running top of mind but i think we've suggested some really good people i think that we have too yeah i feel more like a band we always forget about bands like imagine dragons like would they would be great sorry they would yeah but people hate them like they're just like they give corny but that's what the super bowl's for like yeah Radio at Zoom.

They really would be good with like one or two other people.

Kind of how like Cole Play did with Imagine Dragons is like a not a bad call.

I'm gonna put them on the list.

I'm gonna put them down.

Because there are like a bunch of bands who are like so underrated, like that just have hit after hit.

Yeah, that's like Maroon 5, but they did it.

Right.

And I think people consider one of the greatest

Super Bowl halftime shows of all time, because it was right after 9-11, was Creed.

Can you take

me high?

Yeah.

Like.

Who's like the creed?

Like, Imagine Dragons is the creed of our time.

No, it's a very strong call, One Republic.

People don't respect them enough.

I feel like One Republic can't even do a concert and sell Taylor.

And get people to care.

Because people are disgusting.

Disgusting.

But

not just.

And then Ryan Taylor has so many calls.

By the way, actually, One Republic is a great call.

And that's the thing that they need to remind people who the fuck they are.

Who the fuck they are.

And he could bring out Beyonce to do Halo.

Like, of course.

He could bring out, you know, everyone.

Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers.

He could bring out Taylor Swift.

Like, he wrote 1989.

Like, he could do a million things.

It's It's just like, it hurts me to see this potential.

I know.

And I would have said the same thing about Usher,

you know, like

he fumbled.

And that would be like if One Republic did the halftime show and they fumbled, like it could be the right person and just the wrong show.

So other celebrities who were at the game, Martha Stewart, and she was posting some hilarious content at Super, at, at halftime.

You know, let me just read the caption without butchering it.

She's so funny.

Okay.

She posted a picture.

They put her on the Jumbotron.

And so she posted a picture of herself on the Jumbotron and wrote,

made it on the Jumbotron second quarter.

SF 10, KC0.

Good for some, bad for some.

Like actual.

Very true.

But how did Martha feel?

Who was Martha rooting for?

She was wearing brown and gold.

So a little bit of both.

And a little bit of neither.

Exactly.

It was really stressed out at Jeff Goldblum.

Like everyone was there.

It was

kind of the place to be.

Who wasn't there as far as I saw?

Who?

Megan and Harry.

Oh, no, they weren't.

And it was confirmed that they weren't going to be going.

I need a Megan and Harry tracker.

Yeah, like can that kid who's tracking Taylor's plane do something more important and track it?

Like, what do they do?

Not in a nefarious way.

Like, I just, I want to know where they go and where they don't go.

And I need, also, as much as it's important for me to know where they've been, I need to know like the things that, like, big things.

And I need to then remember, like, oh, Megan and Harry weren't there.

Right.

No, but like they went to Jamaica for the Bob Marley film.

Like their choice.

They're very intentional with where they go.

Met Gallon, no.

Right.

Super Bowl, no.

Right.

Eristor, no.

She didn't go.

She did not.

But where did Harry?

Renaissance.

She was there.

Yes.

I need to know that.

Yeah.

No, it's really interesting.

Every like big Jeff Bezos birthday party.

Not there.

I need to know.

Yeah.

Ellen's birthday party.

They were there.

Or they weren't.

I can't remember.

They were either there or they weren't.

Yeah.

So drove.

I agree.

He was one of those.

We do need a tracker on them.

Them not being there.

Like, we got enough celebrities, but them not being there was interesting.

Like, I need an account called, did Megan and Harry go?

And it could be a few days later that they tell me.

Not where are they going?

Did they go?

Yeah, no, they didn't.

Every like Kardashian Christmas, did Megan and Harry go?

No, no.

But there has not been like a relationship between the girlies and Megan.

That's weird.

And it seems like it's obviously now it's intentional.

There should have been.

There also really hasn't been one between them and the Obamas.

And that's who I thought they were really going to like fuck with.

Obama's birthday party.

Did Megan and Harry go?

No.

And I feel like Martha's Vineyard, Megan and Harry, Beyonce and Jay-Z, like that's like where they should have gone.

And they didn't.

They like go to dinner with David Foster.

Like, it's weird.

Did Megan and Harry go to dinner with David and Catherine?

Yes, they did.

So that's kind of what I need to know.

Yeah.

So that is your official Super Bowl recap.

I don't believe we taught, we missed anything.

Like we really hit the nail on the head.

I'm excited for people to hear this episode.

So we're going to wrap this up so you guys can listen to it.

Jackson and Claude, you know, back.

We're back.

We are, we never really left.

But you know who did leave and is back?

Joe Rogan.

Yes, rats.

Who are you going to tell you?

The flamingos.

I know.

Like, we have this beautiful set.

I'm going to work on, I'm not loving our camera angle today.

Like, I'm going to work on some things, the IT department.

Also, Jackie needs new lights.

Like, I'll outfit.

By the time you leave here, I leave here, like, you'll have a whole new studio.

So for the remote setups.

I'll need to hit up the best.

No, we have a good plan for tomorrow for the camera, but we just didn't want to tinker with it too much today.

Yeah.

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I do want to say, like, and I like the verbiage.

But you feel like it breaks it up?

No, no.

I just feel like vibe-wise, melodically, like, we just need to shift it because I'm like so positive.

And then you're like, so serious.

It sounds like you're starting the show.

But do you not think that's classic us?

Low-key, maybe, but.

Okay, no, but I hear what you're saying about it breaking up the melody.

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